June 21, 2025 • 51 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Two started up Waking Up, This is out DC and
Moore Wake try to start the show with Injured Johnny
your more show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah, it's Hony once again with another I See Why
am I? In case you missed it, where we kept
the best bits, the best segments, the best everything of
this past week of intern john in your morning show
and put one of little podcasts you enjoy that way
come Monday morning. You're part of the insider crew, you know,
in the outs, the all abouts of this show. And
(00:34):
you know we're more than halfway through June. So if
June isn't going your way, don't warrants. Gotta get through
a couple more weeks been. July is here, Fourth of July, fireworks,
hot dogs, veggie dogs if you can't eat hot dogs
so much. It's on the near horizon. But let's start
off this week's I See Why Am I?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
With?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
What did you pretend to like? Maybe you're dating someone
or maybe as a family member. You had to like
it even though you secretly didn't. Elizabeth, good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Good morning, How are you doing well?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Thank you? You're with this person? How long?
Speaker 6 (01:06):
About like a year and a half?
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Okay, And you pretended to like what.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
So he was really into longboarding, and so I got
into it, and then I even went all the way
to actually go and buy one for like three hundred dollars,
and then he literally took it and I never saw
or heard from him again.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
God.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Wait, like you were together over a year and he
just like stole your longboard and bailed.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Yeah, so let'son learned.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Don't get into a hobby for someone else.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
What was his name, I'm guessing like Trey or something
like that, like Miles.
Speaker 8 (01:40):
It was Alan even word.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Gross all Elizabeth. I know one second you're in the
running balls.
Speaker 9 (01:49):
He moved the fact that you just like took the longboard.
You're like you're in half ghosted.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Loser picture in board in a way. Yeah, I mean,
just soo later, let me have monassas lesa good morning.
Speaker 10 (02:03):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I go, you're with this person? How long?
Speaker 11 (02:08):
It wasn't that long?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
For maybe like five six months?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Okay, and you pretended like what.
Speaker 12 (02:15):
So he was a big country boy and did a
lot of hunting.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
So I picked up archery.
Speaker 12 (02:22):
Okay, yeah, yeah, so I actually bought like my own
bow and arrows, targets, everything. It was like an expensive
for ten hogs like five six hundred dollars?
Speaker 13 (02:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Wow, were you good at it?
Speaker 12 (02:38):
I never, I never actually committed to going hunting, But
the archery.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Thing I did have to get good at.
Speaker 12 (02:45):
You know, I had to prove a point unintended, I guess.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah. And now you can get his tires if you
want you. Yeah, fine, at least one second you're in
the running archery.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Yeah, you could.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Probably do it.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
I'm good a stuff. John.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
Listen, I'm not saying video from like twenty seventeen where
I'm on one foot and I'm recording it for some
reason my other hand. Sorry, I hit the microphone. Yeah,
and I had we had the the dartboard. Okay, and
ask Eric. I think he was there. I did it
with one hand, bull's eye boom, And it's on video.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
And that's almost the same thing as our very similar
agree in bel air, Linda, I need you to tiptoe
around this. Okay, Okay, okay, do you understand what I'm
referring to, Linda?
Speaker 14 (03:37):
I since I told you, yeah, I do.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Okay, all right, so Linda, you pretend to Linda that's
not tipping around Linda. Hold on. So we're gonna try
again yep, we pretended to like bringing an extra person
in for fun time? Yeah, that there we go.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
I was like adding another person's sandbox.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Sure, uh yeah, okay, okay? And in whose idea was
it to invite over a friend for playtime?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well?
Speaker 15 (04:06):
Who do you think?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Okay? And how long did you date this person for?
Speaker 15 (04:12):
It's kind of the common denominator two years?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Okay? Did we invite another girl to play time or
another boy to play time?
Speaker 13 (04:21):
Girl?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Okay? Did we know the girl beforehand?
Speaker 15 (04:26):
No, we did not.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Do you guys mouth together at the bar like scout?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Okay? All right, Linda closer you're in the uh running?
What'd you say?
Speaker 9 (04:38):
It's always like the Babel Bringa is so much closer.
I'm like, this is the end of our relationship.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, that's that's tough.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
I mean, well not like for everyone. Some people award,
but usually it's like, hey, I'm over you. I need
to bring someone else in.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, it'd be I'd be flattery to be asked. I
suppose somebody's.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Like, hey, you want to battery, I'm like, all right, I.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Wouldn't believe it, though, I'm like, I'm definitely getting getting
chopped up.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Tonight.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
You know what I mean, I would think something's up.
This is I'd be like, all right, yeah, but you're
a girl though. Yeah, like tried.
Speaker 9 (05:10):
Enticing because she like rolling too, and I was like
all right, and you have a big driveway.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I'm like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
So she was like you like roller skating?
Speaker 9 (05:19):
No, She's like, do you like roller skating? You can
come over, we can go roller skating. That's okay. But
also Georgia was like, that's okay.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yeah in Westminster, Brittany, good morning. Okay, girl, you're with
this person for how long?
Speaker 15 (05:37):
Gosh?
Speaker 16 (05:37):
I think when I met him, I only knew him
for like.
Speaker 14 (05:41):
Know, we dated for like two years.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Okay, and you pretend you like what.
Speaker 14 (05:48):
I pretended to be really into the band's fish?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Oh okay, I mean that's a choice.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Sure, Yeah, I mean do you think maybe like through
ice cream? Now they got the Ben and Jerry's the
fish food.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (05:59):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 16 (06:00):
The only thing I knew about fish when I met
him was the fish in ice.
Speaker 15 (06:04):
Cream from Ben and Jerry.
Speaker 10 (06:06):
Sure.
Speaker 14 (06:06):
And then it wasn't.
Speaker 15 (06:07):
Until after I dated him where I.
Speaker 17 (06:08):
Was like, oh that's for that cav broblem.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, did you ever have to go to shows.
Speaker 16 (06:14):
I went to so many shows. Yeah, it was so
many shows that it called me so much funny.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I'm sure. All right, Brittany one second, let me go
in Dirty Bernie. Stephanie, good morning, good morning. All right girl,
you pretend you're like, what.
Speaker 18 (06:32):
Yes, live chess Chess, like like the board game chess.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Yeah, like the board And there's this website called chess
dot com and.
Speaker 17 (06:41):
We'll watch it every weekend.
Speaker 14 (06:44):
And it was for three years.
Speaker 16 (06:46):
So I tortured myself for three years.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yeah, Stephanie. And let me say this. You know I
love Glenburnie. Was this man from Glenburnie.
Speaker 14 (06:55):
Well he was from Baltimore.
Speaker 15 (06:57):
But it's even the worst, okay, because.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
I was gonna say, like, men in glen Bernie strike
me as candy landing guys, not necessarily chess guys.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You know.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I mean, yeah, Stephanie, I mean, at least now, like
you know when people raw dog airplanes, you must not
get bored anything you watch chess being played online.
Speaker 18 (07:17):
Yephy okay, all right, one second, you're washing.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, I vote for your favorite text nine nine three
three eight Let me go in Sterling, Christina, Good morning, Christina,
are you there?
Speaker 16 (07:32):
Oh, I'm here, I'm fine.
Speaker 17 (07:34):
Hair.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Hey, we're on till ten. It's fine.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
So that was a hair dryer.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
How's that? What are we doing with the hair? A ponytail?
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Up to you?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
What are we doing today?
Speaker 10 (07:45):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (07:45):
I was drawing it.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Well, yeah we knew, but what what kind of style
we're going with?
Speaker 13 (07:48):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (07:50):
My hair is like naturally curly, so I have to
use it so it's not all crazy?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Sure, I get that.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
We love your hair.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
And Christina, you had to pretend to like what why
to TA seventeen?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Why?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Like the video games?
Speaker 20 (08:05):
The NB Yeah, the NBA y T.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Seventeen video game?
Speaker 14 (08:08):
Yes, he would make.
Speaker 19 (08:10):
Me watch it for hours, watch him play for hours.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Look, Dave, look what I just did.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
So cool? I get it though. Two K is fantastic
pretty much.
Speaker 20 (08:19):
But like, and the thing is, I would try, Like
I asked, I was like, can I play with you?
Speaker 14 (08:23):
Like?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Will you teach me how to play?
Speaker 16 (08:24):
If you're going to have me sit here and watch.
Speaker 21 (08:26):
You for hours, you teach me?
Speaker 13 (08:28):
He would not teach me. And then the sad thing
is he would cheat so he.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Could get all the good stuff so he could like up.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
His player quicker.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
So he could go through the career and like.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Win Christie kind of say, uh on, behalf of men.
This is the greatest disrespect you can do is let
the world know this man cheat his two K career. Listen,
sometimes you got the in the game listen. Okay, Wow,
that's fair.
Speaker 19 (08:51):
Oh no, okay, so his gamer tag is ld listen.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Uh. The way men live bycariously through their creative player
in sports video games should be studied.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Yeah, you should be.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Because when you get to your team to a championship,
it can be an emotional time. In NCAA football, when
I turned around the University of Minnesota, we had not
won a championship since World War Two when I became
head coach, and I brought us four national championships. And
it's not just that to see the young men I
recruited as high school boys and see them go on
TOTO bigger things. It's it's evenly can't explain.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
It would not come out in the fall.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
And the new one comes out in July.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
When did it come out last year?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Also in July?
Speaker 9 (09:32):
Okay, so last summer that was like your whole mission
was building new franchises.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
To not shelby Shelby, Shelby. It's not a franchise, it's university.
Recruit these young men.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
University.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
You wouldn't understand you recruit these young men.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
But like you wouldn't even play the game to play it.
You played it to build up the businesses.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yes, and I would build champions and bring champions, as
I do on ice hockey I did in video game football.
Sick vote for your favorite text nine ninety three three eight. Okay,
I'll add mine because sas mentioned, she pretended to like
car Audio. Yeah, I had an ex where I pretend
to like her friends. And this sounds horrendous, but I'm
(10:12):
pretty sure she hated her friends too, because she'd always
talk trash about them, Okay, and then I'd have to
go hang out with them and pretend that they weren't
horrendous people. Now, to be fair, I don't think she
had like the like if you're gonna complain to your
partner about your friends, yeah, you gotta balance out the
bad stuff with the good stuff, because otherwise your partner
is gonna think these people are horrendous and mean to
(10:33):
my boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah, if they're a good partner,
they're gonna hate them iomatically of course. So I was like,
all right, I guess I'll pretend to like them. You know,
you're telling me all these horrendous things. Does that make sense?
Speaker 9 (10:43):
Yes, because if you do that to me and I'm
so protective, you know, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Something, Yeah, one hundred percent. So anyway, that's uh, that's mine.
Speaker 13 (10:51):
Cheaters were coming for you.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Hi is this Benjamin?
Speaker 13 (11:02):
Yes, this is Benjamin.
Speaker 14 (11:04):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
My name is Eva.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
I'm calling you from a new flower shop or called
YMS Flowers. We're trying out some new marketing where we're
offering someone each week a free bouquet of flowers, just
so that we can get our product out there and
then hope, hope you come back to us. We don't
hear a credit card info, nothing like that.
Speaker 13 (11:20):
Did you say your name is Ava?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Ava?
Speaker 13 (11:22):
Thank you? But I didn't sign up for anything you did?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (11:26):
No, we just like we get a list of phone
numbers for the zip code and you're just on there.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
It's from Google.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
They you must have filled out something on a website
and it just sent it. I don't know when you
click the little check here thing, but it's tolely free.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
We don't hear a credit card info.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
And you could be making someone's day, potentially making my
day if you come back and use my flower shop,
make my mom's stream come true. But if you really
don't want to, then I can just stop talking.
Speaker 22 (11:52):
And you don't need like a credit card or down
payment or anything like that.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
I won't ask you for your credit card info or anything.
We can even get them out today, and yeah, if
you don't, yeah, so if it's something you'd like, we
just like want to get our product out there so
that you can actually see them and then hopefully use
us since it's our slow season.
Speaker 13 (12:09):
Yeah, yeah, I totally get it. Yeah, that'd be nice. Actually,
you send somebody some flowers, Okay, Yeah, I can do
that all.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
Right, sick And I'm just gonna make a little folder
as you will, just with a little bit of info.
So who do you want to send the flowers to?
Speaker 13 (12:23):
Oh, that's easy. I want to send it to Monica.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
Spell like Monica from friends, Okay, and then and then
I'm just gonna check, like we have like this thing.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
What is she to you?
Speaker 9 (12:35):
She like your sister? Friend, girlfriend and BOFE. Just all right,
these I'm gonna send red roses. I know I have flowers,
but they are red roses.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
She's gonna she loves roses.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
I was just to say they're more romantic like and
then if you come back and be like, oh, your
friend Monica, how's she doing? You know, we're just trying
to say local and in the community.
Speaker 13 (12:57):
I understand. Yeah, I think the red roses will be
very over here.
Speaker 9 (13:00):
Okay, okay, I just want to make sure. And then
what do you want the card to say? It's just
like a little flower card, you know.
Speaker 13 (13:06):
Okay, this is a little short message.
Speaker 22 (13:08):
Yeah, okay, something simple like thinking of you?
Speaker 10 (13:13):
What they had me on you? But I heard the
whole thing. Hi. Yeah, this is Katie, your girl.
Speaker 12 (13:21):
What do you do?
Speaker 5 (13:22):
He knows what it is, but what do I know? Yeah,
benjer my name is intern John. I got sauce and
rose here as well. That is your girlfriend, Katie? Who
is Monica? Now I know that. Who is Monica? And
why are you sending her roses?
Speaker 13 (13:37):
Okay? First off, how is it any of your anything?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
You can say you can't sit that in the radio,
but it's your girlfriend's business. So maybe I'll ask on
behalf of Katie. Why are you sending flowers to Katie?
Who's Monica?
Speaker 13 (13:49):
Okay, if you really want to know who Monica is? Okay,
it's simple. That's that is a friend of mine, because
you know what that is. That's James's girlfriend.
Speaker 22 (14:00):
Look brother up, no, stock, I was going to give
the weird half of James.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Why would you send your friend's girlfriend flowers?
Speaker 13 (14:09):
Thank you? That's what we do. We're boys. We do
nice things for one another.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Okay, wait, no, no, that's true. So then let me
ask you this, then, Benjamin, besides taking a pass to
your girlfriend, what is James done for you and your
relationship with Katy?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Wait?
Speaker 13 (14:24):
Wait wait wait wait wait what did you just said?
Say that again?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Besides taking a pass at your girlfriend, what is your
boy James done to help your relationship with Katy?
Speaker 22 (14:32):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, My boy James would
never cross that line.
Speaker 13 (14:36):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 17 (14:37):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (14:37):
Hell no, he absolutely crossed that line a few months ago.
Speaker 14 (14:41):
I just tried to shoot it down.
Speaker 21 (14:43):
Then he said, oh, it's.
Speaker 10 (14:44):
Not like you're the only one. And when I told
him that I was your girlfriend, I'm just like slabbergasted.
You're not going to wait get flowers. Yeah, you're it's
not going to be like you're giving flowers to a friend.
You should have given work to your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 22 (15:03):
You can't say in different to my buddy James were
moving in together.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
I want to do something.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Nice for him.
Speaker 19 (15:08):
But about that.
Speaker 14 (15:11):
Why are you moving Now?
Speaker 22 (15:13):
Let's talk about the fact my friend James was hitting
on you and you didn't tell me. I'm supposed to
trust you, so let me So why would James say
that Katie isn't your only one?
Speaker 13 (15:26):
I don't know why James would do that.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Man.
Speaker 22 (15:28):
Obviously he's lying and we got some talking to you.
But I'm gonna hand on James when I see him.
Speaker 14 (15:32):
But I can't understand.
Speaker 22 (15:34):
Why my girlfriends wouldn't tell me when another man is
hitting on her and only tells me on the radio
to embarrass I mean.
Speaker 15 (15:41):
To embarrass you.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
It's just like men hit on women all the time.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
You're bron don't believe her.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
It sounds like you definite wouldn't believe her even if
she had told you, just by what you've said already,
So why would you tell you?
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (15:54):
You sound like such a catch oh my god, or.
Speaker 13 (15:57):
The ross is cretacked and possibly edited the broadcast with permission.
Great from all participants. One more roses go to ymsradio
dot com.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
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(16:26):
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(17:14):
and ham.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
I mean it sounds like you're straking the hangover for heartburn. Yeah,
like that's like the I mean that because you're your
taste tester.
Speaker 21 (17:26):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Then the hangover dog at Hot Doggery, a pork and
beef frank with French fries, cheese, sauce, fried egg, pico
and bacon bits.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
All right, nevermind the fries and the hot dog.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, doing too much. I just want the It is Vegas.
I think that's part of like the vibe. Again. I
can't imagine feeling better. I mean, this stuff probably tastes
really good, but I'm not gonna feel better, I think.
I mean, the hot dog will give you burn, probably,
but the pigo on top of it. Yeah, yes, Yes,
There's also the hangover tater Kegs at Slater's fifty to fifty,
(18:08):
the hangover Burger at Ellis Island, hangover Burrito at Born
and Raised, and they hangover breakfast at Morning News Las Vegas. Okay,
all those sound sounds.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Like a lot.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
I want to know what's in the burrito. It's probably
insane stuff like.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
I can I can find. You can google hangover Burrito
at Born and raised in Las Vegas and let me
know you'll reply. Gave me twenty one or older. Must
be willing to taste tests and rate the six hangover
dishes on a scale of one to ten. They say
there's no actual drinking required, just need to like say
you are how look your face looks you.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
You can't find it?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Okay? Sorry, it's uh the hangover burrito Born and raised
in Las Vegas.
Speaker 9 (18:45):
It's angus beef patties, double cheese, bacon, two fried eggs,
tots and then catch up and inside of potatoes.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
That sounds fir.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
It actually sounds normal, Okay, of all.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
The ones on there, I think that sounds like.
Speaker 9 (18:56):
How to Go their actual menu. So it was most
of the videos of them making it, and I'm like,
I'm not watching.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
That makes me feel a little hungry. I saus for
you go to hangover food?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (19:06):
I usually will do well. First of all, I'll usually
get slurpy.
Speaker 9 (19:10):
Yeah, and then if I'm really hate myself, I'm gonna
get a tikto because I already feel like crap. Sure,
but it's gonna help. The slurfey always helps. And then
I always get the cherry ones when I'm hung over.
If you look at my doormat right now, there's slurpy
all over it.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Okay, so poork why.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
Says it's always happy hour here, and then I spilled
my slurpy. Matt says, anyway, and thank you, and then anyway.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
So I usually get Chipotle.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
I loved Topotle, but I've been changing it up and
trying to get like something that's just like gonna really
feel because I always get the bowls. So I've been
trying to get like sandwiches. Okay, yeah, so I've been
changing up what sandwiches I get. Not from no, no, no,
I've been trying to get something more.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Carbi, like like a turkey sandwich.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Like yeah, yeah, I'll get like.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
A turkey sandwich or a grilled cheese boring sandwiches, but
I feel like I just need something with more.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Sure, just more fair. That's fair, Rose, how about you.
Speaker 23 (20:03):
I want the greasiest cheeseburger, yeah, and the greasiest fries
that are hopefully a little crispy that I can find,
and probably a blue Gate Raid or like a b
and that will complete my hangover and I will be
happy as a clam.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Yeah. I like to be preemptive. So when I'm in
the Uber bank from along night drinking, I'll order the
Uber Eats and try time it to get to my
house at the right time. And that's when, like drunk
John's mind goes calories don't count because I'm drunk, and
that's a legit thought. So I do like the taco
bell where it's like, yeah, I get the Dorias Locos, Yeah,
I get a casadilla. Yeah, I get some other tacos.
(20:39):
If I do pizza hut, yeah, I get stuff crust. Obviously,
now the day of the hangover, I do fun you do?
This is at least this is yourself. Yeah, does it help?
I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
It's just like a line on myself.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (20:56):
If this segment has some weird edits Blameric.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Is intern John, and your morning show is in case
you listed, let's.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Go fake name Brook, Good morning, Good morning. So your
question evolves your well, I guess the wedding, but also
everything lean up to it.
Speaker 8 (21:14):
So you are getting married, yes, yes, getting married, and
I you know they're just to avoid any problems. I
just sat down and I did basically like an excel
sheet of like what the expenses would be for my bridesmaids,
because you know, they need to buy the dresses, and
they need to have their makeup, and they need to
(21:35):
you know, they're going to have to you know, do
a bridal shower and the bachelorette party and all these things.
Business things I canna cost money. So I just sat
down and I kind of itemized everything to them about
what they should expect their expenses to be and send
it up to them because in that way, everything is
going to be exactly.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
How it's supposed to be. There's no surprises.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Everybody's you know, knowing how much money they're going to
need to spend and recognize that they need to start
saving for that now so that they're going to surprise.
Speaker 15 (22:00):
Is and no extra problems.
Speaker 8 (22:02):
Well, for some reason, my bridesmen's really really pissed off
about this, and I don't I don't get it because
they're like, you know, you can't tell us how much
to spend, and I'm like I'm not.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
I'm just telling you this is what the expectation is, Like,
this is what this is supposed to be.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
I mean, it's my wedding, So okay, if you're in
my bridal party, then are you need to be ready
to do these things?
Speaker 5 (22:21):
And so are they complaining about the cost or just
the fact that there's you're on top of things or what?
What do you think the issue is?
Speaker 8 (22:30):
What I think the issue is is that they I mean,
this is my opinion, but I don't think that they
like that. They like that I just booked this down
for them. They felt like they would just figure it
out themselves because but also like they're like, this is
really expensive, and I'm like, yeah, weddings are expensive. Welcome,
welcome to how much money I'm spending.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
Would you like to see my excelf freadsheet?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Like, okay is your question. I guess, like who's in
the right.
Speaker 8 (22:55):
Well, I mean I'm in the right, but but but yeah,
I would like to. I would like them to know that,
so they'll like stop giving me so much trouble about it,
because you know, I tried to do them a favor
and be like, look, these are the expenses for the wedding.
This is how much aboutchelot party's gonna cost it because
this is what I want to do. This is how
much you know, the brittle showers is gonna cost because
this is how I want it to be. This is
(23:16):
the theme I want. These are the things that I
want there, These are the gifts that I'm looking for,
and they're just like willing not having that. I'm like,
I'm trying to make things easier for you.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Sure, okay, can I put you in hold one second? Yeah, Alana,
good morning.
Speaker 13 (23:29):
Good morning.
Speaker 24 (23:30):
I agree that I think it's an Yeah, it's an
honor to be a bride'smaid.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
And she's missing the point.
Speaker 24 (23:38):
It's her closest friends participating her wedding. I don't think
she should be itemizing. It kind of takes the fun
out of being part of a wedding party, and it.
Speaker 15 (23:50):
Should be okay, whatever they can afford to spend.
Speaker 24 (23:53):
It's not about the event itself, it's about participating.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
And I think it's kind of in bad form and
kind of rude.
Speaker 15 (24:00):
Sure to say, this is exactly what I want.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Yeah, yeah, Alna, thank you for listening on a great
day rose your thoughts. She sounds like a bride zilla.
I don't like it.
Speaker 19 (24:14):
So it sounds like she is telling her friends, this
is how much I expect you to spend on me
and on my wedding without even.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Considering their budgets. Like yeah, it's so inconsiderate of her.
Speaker 19 (24:28):
And she's micromanaging every little detail of like what the
bride'smaids are going to do her bachelorette party, like I
think she also said like she has gifts on the spreadsheet,
which is too much, Like you're doing too much.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Yeah, I've always been in the belief that nobody's going
to be as excited for your thing as you are
they and they shouldn't be. It's not a bad thing.
But I've DJed weddings, I've been the weddings. I know people,
I've seen you by the thought of like everybody's really
excited for like my wedding. No, they're excited their wedding.
They're happy for your wedding, but they're not like my
(25:03):
Like my wedding is the one all my friends are
waiting for. I don't think that's probably waiting for their
own wedding.
Speaker 18 (25:07):
Yes, they're happy for you of the frids, And yes
I understand they're probably gonna rank their own wedding first, though.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
I'm not happy to be there. You know, let me go, Mary,
good morning.
Speaker 17 (25:20):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
What do you want to say this girl?
Speaker 21 (25:23):
I am.
Speaker 14 (25:24):
I agree with Sauce and Rose.
Speaker 17 (25:26):
She is a bride zilla, she's entitled. She's a bread
I worked weddings, that's what I used to do, and
there was we had a bridezilla once and nobody enjoyed her.
Bridesmaids were like one edge. And then there's weddings where
the bride was just let loose type of thing and
(25:47):
they had so much fun. So she's putting too much
expectations on her bridesmaids and again the cost of living
for everything. That's just just because she wants it. I mean,
it's you know, I know everyone has their fairy tale
wedding day, but she is a bride villa. Sure.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Oh yeah, Mary, thank you for listening.
Speaker 14 (26:08):
Have a great day, Thanks you too.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
That is almost like for dudes that just kind of
show up, which is fantastic, but women like you're basically
signing your friend to go on tour with you, and
like bridal party fittings like that is like a lot,
a lot to ask I would. Thank God, I'm not girl.
Speaker 9 (26:26):
I mean, like my friend Brook's wedding a month ago,
when I was in her wedding party, it was so
chill the way to go.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
She didn't even care Like I did her.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
I offer her makeup for her since I do make
up all the side, and she was just gonna do
her own makeup before that. She was just yeah, do whatever,
here's the color dress I want. That's fine, that's the.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Way to go.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
And Caden's Ville, Cassie, good morning.
Speaker 24 (26:45):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
What do you want to say with this good morning?
Speaker 14 (26:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 20 (26:50):
I just feel the audacity to even it's one thing
to things and maybe give them a range.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
Oh, this is probably what it might cost.
Speaker 20 (26:59):
But not to put a hard cost and have every
detail micromanage of what they want is just ridiculous to me.
She chose the bridesmaids for a purpose. They're obviously her
very close friends, so they're obviously going to know what
she wants. Yeah, and I'm sure whatever they would have
did would have been great. Give them a theme, great,
(27:20):
this is the theme I want. But let them deal
with it.
Speaker 22 (27:23):
Let them handle it.
Speaker 8 (27:24):
She's planning the wedding.
Speaker 20 (27:25):
Let her plan the wedding, and to put the pressure
on them saying, well, you have no idea how much
it costs to spend on the wedding. But that's not
their fault, that's not their problem, that's your wedding.
Speaker 14 (27:35):
Put that extra pressure on them to.
Speaker 20 (27:38):
Make them feel bad about you know, she's spending so
much money on this wedding.
Speaker 14 (27:43):
Well that's her choice.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
I think that's so beautifully said. Yeahs have a great day. Sure,
my man, My man. That is the thing is somebody
who's like, give no idea how much of spending on
my event, but yeah, I don't really care asking Yeah,
that's that's.
Speaker 19 (28:00):
Such a weird response to somebody saying, hey, this is
kind of well, guess how much I'm spending on my wedding.
Of course it's your wedding.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
You should spend more than I am.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Just going there.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
If you want to do an asking for a friend,
dms are open at YMS Radio.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Lets here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny,
your morning show is In case.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
You missed it, somebody did text and they can't call though.
I have a friend that's secretly amish and hides it
from his girlfriend I wish we could talk to that person.
I got questions. Yeah, when she goes to his house
and there's no Wi Fi, did she just say, hey,
it's out today. Yeah, that's kind of I don't know
(28:41):
all that horsepower, you know, because they drive horses. Let
me go, fake name and a good morning.
Speaker 15 (28:49):
Good all right.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
So you've known this friend for how long?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
For?
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Okay? And your friend's secret is what.
Speaker 15 (28:59):
She's cruiter And she posts a positions on the internet.
Speaker 14 (29:05):
She interviews five people, and then she tells.
Speaker 15 (29:08):
Them that they go another direction.
Speaker 16 (29:11):
And then what happens is she calls picks up the
phone and calls her friend and hires somebody else as
a job.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
So she'll, okay, so, but she'll pretend to like do
the whole process. But she has given us a job
to her buddies, right.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
And she makes a thousand dollars per person.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
WHOA Okay, that's all right.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
I guess you got to have a lot of friends
keep making that kind of.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Sure, thank DNA. One second, you're the running. Don't condone that,
but okay, sure, let me go Michael, good morning, all right, Michael,
So without saying the restaurant, obviously, your friend's secret is.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
What My friend had left a dead fly on a
pizza and we both looked at it, and we both reacted,
and he showed his shoulders and threw it right through
that oven. Didn't say a word about it until this day.
And this happened about seven years ago.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Now, stupid question. When the pizza came out the other side?
Could you tell it was a dead fly er? Just
get burned up? And you couldn't tell?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
No, I guess you couldn't tell because we never heard
anything from it.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Why wouldn't you just remake the pizza?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
We had a very bad fly problem, so there were
flies already in the toppings of the make table in
the Oh my.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
God, I'm gonna I guess, Michael Dundalk.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
No, actually, damn, it didn't happen there.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Okay, where was it?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Hale?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Okay, put your hold Michael one seconds.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Someone who used to work at pizza place and was
a pizza maker. I would never do that.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Well, thank you, I would hope.
Speaker 9 (30:57):
So I hope that you're making this pizza like your
mom is going to eat it? Would you serve your
mom a fly pizza?
Speaker 5 (31:04):
I would not.
Speaker 9 (31:05):
Sorry, that just really actually made me mad. Well, I
understand not to have feelings.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Let me go.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Lisa, good morning, good morning, hi girl. You've known this
friend for how long?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Five years?
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Okay? And the friend's secret is what.
Speaker 16 (31:23):
My best friend's dad is having fun time with her
sister in law?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Okay, So your your best friend's dad is having fun
with her sister in law. Is your best friend's dad married?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:41):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (31:41):
And so is the sister in law clearly and now divorced?
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Okay, So, but is sister in law married because it
could just be they're not married?
Speaker 14 (31:49):
Yeah, if they're married with ki married?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
And how does your friend know that her dad's hooking
up with sister in law?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
He called them doing it?
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Okay? And uh, what's the age gap?
Speaker 25 (32:05):
Roughly the sister inma is twenty one and the dad
has to be like fifty something.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
Okay, the way I would call my brother so fast.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Well yeah, but wait that is uh is daddy looking guy?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Uh?
Speaker 25 (32:24):
Not really?
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Ok my god?
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Is is sister in law decent looking?
Speaker 21 (32:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Okay, all right, a lot one? Yeah there we go,
let me go. Christina, good morning, good morning, a hi girl.
You've known this friend for how long?
Speaker 14 (32:41):
Seven years?
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Okay? And uh what's the secret?
Speaker 21 (32:46):
So she is currently married and she was cheating on
her husband for about eight months and he still doesn't.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Know, okay. And so was she cheating while they were
married or just when they're dating?
Speaker 14 (32:57):
So while they were married it started after they've married, okay?
Speaker 5 (33:01):
And who is the guy she was sheeting with, like
somebody that she knew or just a random it was
a co worker okay? And was she just bored or
is she not happy?
Speaker 14 (33:11):
I know it was literally just boredom okay, entertain for her.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
And so at this point, Christina, because my thoughts always
been if one of my friends are cheating, I don't
want to know, but I want to carry that guilt.
When she told you, was that kind of your vibe too?
Speaker 21 (33:28):
So she told me afterwards because we had a bit
of a tiff, so she didn't really like we didn't
We weren't speaking like during the time. So afterwards she
was just like, hey, like I did this, and I was.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Like, here, was it over?
Speaker 15 (33:41):
She was like, yeah, it's over, Like okay, cool, because.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
I'm not friends with people like that.
Speaker 21 (33:45):
So I kept it because it was over by the
time that I knew, so it wasn't something that like
I knew what it was going on.
Speaker 16 (33:52):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Okay? All right, Christina one second, I'm gonna put you
on hold. I went again. I got enough going on
my own life. I don't want to know.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Yeah, I won't be able to be normal.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
Don't make me an accomplice because at that point, like
I'm an accomplice. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Like
that's like hey, and my.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Face will say something's wrong.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Yeah, and yes, I just I don't want to know
the vibel your own guilt. Please yet, no, thank you.
Speaker 9 (34:20):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Intern John in your morning show.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Yeah, in case you missed it, there is nothing worse
than when you're in the dating scene. You think you
found somebody could be different, and then they stop talking
to you. That's why would you second date update on
Internshohn in your morning show, Mike, good morning.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Hey on good morning.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
So walk me through this. You and Lauren first matched
on a dating app Tales All a Time, which one?
And how long ago.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
Matched on Hinge?
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Actually it was three weeks ago.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Okay? And what about Lauren's Hinge profile made her stand out?
Speaker 7 (35:00):
I mean it's always the look right, it's always stands
pic right. But that's that's the thing, is that she
I think she looks better than the pick. It's where
those things might honestly, like I was was blown away,
and uh, I mean all those things like these these
little things like some movies we like, some people like
using we like. But then it goes further and it's
(35:21):
like a little bit of a creative side there, and
I'm like, okay, she likes to create, like we we
we like this, so I.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Yeah, yeah, okay, and I explained.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
So first date was what, well, I took her to
a paint and sip some I'm kind of like, okay,
so that's we're creative, creative people. Let's uh, let's create something.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
That's fine.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
How is her painting skills better than mine?
Speaker 13 (35:43):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (35:43):
Wait, way better?
Speaker 5 (35:44):
How are her sipping skills.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
Adequate?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
So this was week one, correct, So we match in
the app week when we do paint and sip that's right, okay?
Speaker 13 (35:57):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
And then week two we do why yeah, uh.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
More traditional dinner you know that. That's that's what we
did and I think it went pretty well. There had
more conversation where we actually had more direct eye contact,
like sipping kind of seal a glance you look at
your subjects of painting, but here it's like, okay, I'm
face to face.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
We're here, we are yeah okay, And the last time
you saw her was when.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
So this is where it comes to it. This is
this is the unique situation because it was my birthday
and yeah, thank you, thank you. I thought it was
a good birthday. And I told her, well, you know,
we can't do a Saturday because I have this. It
was my friends planning a party and I was gonna
see all my friends there, and I said I invited her,
(36:42):
so I know, you know, we're pretty fresh. I mean,
I'm still pretty pretty uh new to this whole dating
app thing. Anyways, like let's you know, how do you
approach this. It's like, well, I don't want to be rude,
but tell you I have a plan, but hey, you're
welcome to come through. You know, I'd love to see
you there and just know that that's I'll be kind
of distracted with like all these people you don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Oh yeah, okay, so did did she come?
Speaker 7 (37:04):
She did know she came through. It was it was
nice to see her. It was it was great, had
a short conversation, thought pretty well, but yeah, I was
pretty distracted with all the people.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Yeah, I understand about Now did you say, like, did
you invite her to come like I want you there
or was it more of a if you want to come,
you're welcome to come.
Speaker 7 (37:21):
That I'm remembering, Guys, I've had to redback my my
statements here. I feel like I did invite what I
wanted to see her there, and I wanted to make
clear that I was wanting to see a lot of
people there.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Okay, yeah, so that was his past Saturday. Correct, Yes, okay,
and we haven't her from her sense, Okay, so let's
do this. Yeah, let me I'll call her. We'll try
and get it wround, get her sout of the story.
Let me ask this. I'm like, did you, guys say
goodbye at all at the party or I mean maybe
don't remember, but did she make an effort to say goodbye?
Speaker 7 (37:52):
Or there was a goodbye? But it was it was
obviously kind of more detached. It wasn't like a real
formal like touching.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Yeah, let me, uh, let's do this, try and get
it on. I get that is awkward if we're trying
to balance a bunch of other people.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
Yeah, and you don't know them.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
That's sir.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Hello, II calling for Lauren.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Please.
Speaker 21 (38:19):
This is Laura.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Hey, Lauren is intern John. I got Sauce and Rose
here as well. Can I talk to you on the
air real quick? You seemed like thirty seconds of your time,
nothing serious, just real quick if that's cool, Okay, okay, beautiful.
I got some of the other line here, Mike, if
you want to say hello, Nail again. And so Lauren,
(38:40):
Mike reached out to us mention you guys match on
hinge about three weeks ago, had a painting and sip date,
had dinner date that he came to his birthday party
this past weekend. But he has not hurt from you since.
So we are trying to see where your heads at
if you think this potential here or what's going on.
Speaker 11 (38:57):
This is a little awkward, and listen, I think Mike
is awesome.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
Hi, Mike.
Speaker 11 (39:07):
You know, meeting anyone, meeting someone on the dating app
is you know, it's pretty you know, meeting someone you
like is pretty challenging. And Mike seemed really cool and
like a decent person.
Speaker 7 (39:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
I'm really on the spot right now.
Speaker 21 (39:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (39:31):
Well, Mike if If well, you know, you invited me
to your birthday and I thought that was pretty cool
and and I was happy to stop by. But when
I got there and I was like talking to people, like,
you know, casually in the bathroom, all that I noticed
like half of the women there or other women you'd
(39:52):
met on apps.
Speaker 13 (39:53):
And I'm like, okay, wait, what kind of party of this?
Speaker 14 (39:58):
And it was just a bit of a turn off
because I.
Speaker 11 (40:00):
Didn't feel like, you know, we were dating if you know,
nine other girls in the bathroom line were also dating you,
and it just I don't know, I just felt a
little ridiculous.
Speaker 14 (40:11):
And that's why I just left early.
Speaker 7 (40:13):
Okay, Mike your thoughts, Yeah, I wow, Hey, Lauren, that's
that's now you think. I mean, look, I'm I'm if
I'm being honest, like we're not. We never have said
that we're exclusive. I mean, we are dating. We're just
starting out, okay, But I guess I didn't know what
kind of boundary we were sitting there. But I mean,
(40:35):
it wasn't like out on the prow. I was having
a good time on my birthday. Yeah, just invite people.
I know it's girls. I know, yes, and I've met
some of them on dating apps. Yes, it's true. That's
how we connected. You and I connected Lauren.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Let me do this.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
I'm gonna putch you guys in hold. Are you team
Mike or Team Lauren?
Speaker 14 (40:51):
You can go, you can go.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Get caught up with intern Johnny your morning shows in.
Speaker 14 (40:56):
Case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
Sas actually sent this to me. We dewore the roses
on the show, and people ask a lot of questions
about roses, like how do people get caught? YadA YadA.
It could be something as like obvious as finding undergarments
that maybe aren't shores.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
Or maybe sticking the car.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Sure, sure, sure, but with smart devices taking off, we
have gotten a lot more of like those types of things.
This woman caught her husband cheating with the help of
an electric toothbrush. This is crazy. So this British private
investigator is telling the stories over a decade of experience.
(41:33):
He said that one of his clients, a merry mother
of two, was trying to improve her children's brushing habits
by monitoring their electric toothbrush via smartphone app. Yeah kind
of makes sense. I think back in the day. Our
parents had like a candy you'd eat and make your
teeth like stain your teeth if you did brush.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
I didn't have that.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
There's like a mouthwash that does that too. So she
was monitoring the the toothbrush. Notice the brush is being
used as strange time of the day, like when her
kids are supposed to be at school and her husband
at work. It's a pretty big flag weird. Why is
it at ten thirty am on a Tuesday. Why is
it being brushed? After making sure her kids were indeed
(42:14):
at school, she confronted her husband, who claimed have been
at work all day. Over time, the client noticed their
partner's brushing history was being locked to odd times, times
when they were at work.
Speaker 6 (42:25):
That's so weird.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
At first, the investigator said, didn't seem like much. Brushing
late in the morning on Fridays didn't raise immediate red flags.
Over the time, she saw a pattern. The electric toothbrush
is being used on Friday mornings, a time when her
husband was supposed to be at work. In reality, her
her husband hadn't been at work in many months on
Friday mornings at least. Instead, he was having an affair
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at the colleague right in the family home, knowing no
one would be there my.
Speaker 19 (42:55):
Toothbrush.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Yeah, well I think he was because my first thought
was of the using the kids toothbrush. I think the
family had the toothbrushes.
Speaker 9 (43:01):
Because I have my electric toothbrush has an app so
you can add really, you can add people to it,
like a runner's club. But for teeth brushing, no, it's
just to make sure. Yeah, actually kind of, it's like, oh,
you do that great, Oh you're brushing too hard on the.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
Side, I'd be self conscious to share that with friends.
Speaker 9 (43:17):
I used to look at it all the time and
then I was like, you're insane. So I finally stopped
because it was actually stressing me out.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
I'd rather share my workout habits than my teeth brushing.
I don't know why even I brush every day. Yeah,
but like still, but I don't give a judge for that.
She said it's time stamped off and location based and
motionless about the database and smart devices. When device said
someone brush their teeth that ten forty eight am is
supposed to be a work of nine that's hard to
explain away.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
That is pretty hard explain.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
Yeah, but I guess too. Like again, I always say, roses.
Just never think it's going to happen to you both ways.
You never think can be cheated on. You also never
think to be caught. Oh yeah, let alone for the
tooth by your tooth brush. Yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 9 (43:56):
So even scales like my scale, it monitors whenever you
use it and it puts into a file so it
will say, like what time weighing yourself?
Speaker 5 (44:03):
Really yeah? Interesting? Yeah, because we've had like with roses,
like using key fobbs has been a big thing, using
like the fittingness trackers, using the find my leaving your
snap chat located.
Speaker 9 (44:15):
I think you could really catch them anyway way at
this point. Oh yeah, but she just say it.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
Yeah, I mean I wish we had done the toothbrush.
Wish I've been one of She called us and said
the PI next time, we've done it for you if
they ever want to deal roses. By the way, the
form us up YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 13 (44:31):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
This is intern John and your morning shows in case
you missed it. Fake name Mary, good morning, Good morning girl.
Your confassions about your cousin. What's going on?
Speaker 15 (44:46):
Oh my cousin has twin a girl and a boy.
Speaker 16 (44:50):
And nobody knows.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
But the twins have different fathers.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Okay, So I didn't realize that was possible. According to Google, yes,
it is possible for twenty se different fathers. It's very rare.
Speaker 7 (45:05):
So does she know this?
Speaker 15 (45:08):
So she knows because.
Speaker 16 (45:11):
The dad that thought he was the dad wanted child,
you know, wanted to she wanted to take him for
child before, so he said he wanted to establish fraternity.
So when the fraternities came back, it was, well, yeah,
you're the father of one twin, but not the other.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
That's crazy, okay, And so is the other dad. Does
he know that he's a father? No? Okay? Is there
a reason why she hasn't told the other guy? Does
she know the other guy is?
Speaker 15 (45:44):
She doesn't know who he is?
Speaker 16 (45:46):
And you know, it's crazier. She was actually pregnant with
triplet before she got pregnant with this twin, but she miscarried.
Speaker 15 (45:53):
So I really wonder how many dads were there?
Speaker 5 (45:57):
Wait, so of her twins she knows one dad. How
many other potential fathers are there.
Speaker 7 (46:04):
That I'm not sure of?
Speaker 5 (46:06):
If you had a guess fake day, Mary, we don't judge.
Speaker 6 (46:10):
You don't need to know.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
It's okay, yeah, okay, all right, Well I guess we'll
never know. All right, Oh, had let me get you off.
Why are you saying fake nay Mary? Sorry, cut you off?
Speaker 16 (46:21):
No saying I think she might just be too embarrassed
even try and find who the other is.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
Yeah, okay, okay, all right, fake day Mary, one second
and the running. Let me go fake name, Lucy, good morning, Hi,
good morning. Your confession involves a friend. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (46:38):
So?
Speaker 16 (46:38):
My friend has not had a job since December twenty
twenty three, but has been keeping up appearances that she
does and doesn't know that I know that she has
got laid off a year and a half ago.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
Oh is there a reason why she hasn't told you?
Speaker 21 (46:55):
We're not sure.
Speaker 16 (46:57):
And this is my other friends and I who have
been trying to figure it out. At first, we were like,
you know, maybe she's embarrassed she want to talk about it.
But now a year and a half later, I can
only guess.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
So do you guys actively ask her about work stuff
just to see him engaged? Or he is like you guys,
don't even bring it up because you know the truth.
Speaker 16 (47:19):
Yeah, it's weird, because like if you didn't ask your
friends about work like that would kind.
Speaker 14 (47:23):
Of be a red flag.
Speaker 7 (47:24):
Yeah, So, like we've asked.
Speaker 14 (47:26):
Her about work, She's been read stories, she tells us things.
Speaker 25 (47:31):
That's why I told me about like days off that
she gets from work, and that's why she can do
all these things in the middle of the day. Interesting,
So it's pretty elaborate at this point.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
Do you have Does she have a way of getting money,
like besides like assistance, is she doing like OnlyFans or something.
Speaker 16 (47:46):
I think she's going like exclusively to the bank of
her parents.
Speaker 5 (47:49):
I got your time, all right, Fake Dame Lucy on
one second and the running vote for your favor ever.
Text nine ninety three three eight, fake name Megan, Good morning,
Good morning, all right girl. Oh it's your birthday. Congratulations,
well birthday, all right? What's your secret?
Speaker 3 (48:07):
So my boyfriend and we've known each other for over
thirty years and we both just went through some pretty
bad horses and everything, but we got back together, and
recently we were looking at a house to buy together
and I found out that, you know, I could go
ahead and afford it, So I went ahead and I
(48:29):
got it.
Speaker 14 (48:29):
So he's finding out tonight actually because I'm going to
hand him the keys.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
WHOA, that's pretty cool. That's so like all got you
is a card for your birthday?
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Right, I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
So sore you guys able to move in and like
tomorrow if you wanted to.
Speaker 15 (48:48):
Uh not tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
You know we're going to have to figure out the
move and beat and everything.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Yeah, that's so awesome because that's bad aspect. Then megan, Okay,
one second, girl, you were in the running vote fear
fade over text nine ninety three three eight or we're
counting up the votes. Real quick study came out this
thing you touch every day is filthier than your toilet
because you don't clean it. Okay, involves your car. Get
a guest sauce.
Speaker 9 (49:13):
What is it you're so steering wheel head on? Yeah,
I do clean mine. I have chloroxipes in my car.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
So they're saying that usually we think about cleaning your car.
You throw out garbage, maybe vacuum, you dust wash the outside,
but you rarely wash the actual steering wheel or wipe
it down.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
It is so gross.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
And they're saying people touch their face, their phone, their food,
other parts of their body then grab the wheel.
Speaker 6 (49:41):
Yeah, not good.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
They talked this expert says, I've cleaned Bentley's that looks spotless.
When you swab the wheel, the bacteria levels are through
the roof higher than a toilet seed.
Speaker 9 (49:52):
Even me, like, I literally do clean mine like once
a month at least. And even when I clean mine
and also wear makeup, I'll touch my face out my
steering steering wheel.
Speaker 6 (50:00):
Mine still gross. So I feel like you should probably
do that.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
Well, they say too, even like if you sneeze or
you cough or anything like that, and they're staying like
rental cars coming in hands and on those we don't
want to.
Speaker 18 (50:17):
Yeah, that's why at least sometimes they have like the
the wipes in the cars and the car wave it down,
especially during the pandemic. Yeah, I mean that that's just uh,
you know, think about that.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
This just like I got I had dinner ones with
our friend Charlemaine in Vegas and his security guard. We're
a nice take place. Asked for a plastic silverware and
I was like, yeah, why what's the deal plastic silverwear?
He goes, you, my mouths are gonna be on your silverware.
I'm like, oh, so great that way, So, uh, they.
Speaker 17 (50:44):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 13 (50:46):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah, it's Hony once again with another I See Why
am I? In case you missed it, where we kept
the best bits, the best segments, the best everything of
this past week of intern john in your morning show
and put one of little podcasts you enjoy that way
come Monday morning. You're part of the insider crew, you know,
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(00:34):
you know we're more than halfway through June. So if
June isn't going your way, don't warrants. Gotta get through
a couple more weeks been. July is here, Fourth of July, fireworks,
hot dogs, veggie dogs if you can't eat hot dogs
so much. It's on the near horizon. But let's start
off this week's I See Why Am I?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
With?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
What did you pretend to like? Maybe you're dating someone
or maybe as a family member. You had to like
it even though you secretly didn't. Elizabeth, good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Good morning, How are you doing well?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Thank you? You're with this person? How long?
Speaker 6 (01:06):
About like a year and a half?
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Okay, And you pretended to like what.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
So he was really into longboarding, and so I got
into it, and then I even went all the way
to actually go and buy one for like three hundred dollars,
and then he literally took it and I never saw
or heard from him again.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
God.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Wait, like you were together over a year and he
just like stole your longboard and bailed.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Yeah, so let'son learned.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Don't get into a hobby for someone else.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
What was his name, I'm guessing like Trey or something
like that, like Miles.
Speaker 8 (01:40):
It was Alan even word.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Gross all Elizabeth. I know one second you're in the
running balls.
Speaker 9 (01:49):
He moved the fact that you just like took the longboard.
You're like you're in half ghosted.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Loser picture in board in a way. Yeah, I mean,
just soo later, let me have monassas lesa good morning.
Speaker 10 (02:03):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I go, you're with this person? How long?
Speaker 11 (02:08):
It wasn't that long?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
For maybe like five six months?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Okay, and you pretended like what.
Speaker 12 (02:15):
So he was a big country boy and did a
lot of hunting.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
So I picked up archery.
Speaker 12 (02:22):
Okay, yeah, yeah, so I actually bought like my own
bow and arrows, targets, everything. It was like an expensive
for ten hogs like five six hundred dollars?
Speaker 13 (02:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Wow, were you good at it?
Speaker 12 (02:38):
I never, I never actually committed to going hunting, But
the archery.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Thing I did have to get good at.
Speaker 12 (02:45):
You know, I had to prove a point unintended, I guess.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah. And now you can get his tires if you
want you. Yeah, fine, at least one second you're in
the running archery.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Yeah, you could.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Probably do it.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
I'm good a stuff. John.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
Listen, I'm not saying video from like twenty seventeen where
I'm on one foot and I'm recording it for some
reason my other hand. Sorry, I hit the microphone. Yeah,
and I had we had the the dartboard. Okay, and
ask Eric. I think he was there. I did it
with one hand, bull's eye boom, And it's on video.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
And that's almost the same thing as our very similar
agree in bel air, Linda, I need you to tiptoe
around this. Okay, Okay, okay, do you understand what I'm
referring to, Linda?
Speaker 14 (03:37):
I since I told you, yeah, I do.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Okay, all right, so Linda, you pretend to Linda that's
not tipping around Linda. Hold on. So we're gonna try
again yep, we pretended to like bringing an extra person
in for fun time? Yeah, that there we go.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
I was like adding another person's sandbox.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Sure, uh yeah, okay, okay? And in whose idea was
it to invite over a friend for playtime?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well?
Speaker 15 (04:06):
Who do you think?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Okay? And how long did you date this person for?
Speaker 15 (04:12):
It's kind of the common denominator two years?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Okay? Did we invite another girl to play time or
another boy to play time?
Speaker 13 (04:21):
Girl?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Okay? Did we know the girl beforehand?
Speaker 15 (04:26):
No, we did not.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Do you guys mouth together at the bar like scout?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Okay? All right, Linda closer you're in the uh running?
What'd you say?
Speaker 9 (04:38):
It's always like the Babel Bringa is so much closer.
I'm like, this is the end of our relationship.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, that's that's tough.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
I mean, well not like for everyone. Some people award,
but usually it's like, hey, I'm over you. I need
to bring someone else in.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, it'd be I'd be flattery to be asked. I
suppose somebody's.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Like, hey, you want to battery, I'm like, all right, I.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Wouldn't believe it, though, I'm like, I'm definitely getting getting
chopped up.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Tonight.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
You know what I mean, I would think something's up.
This is I'd be like, all right, yeah, but you're
a girl though. Yeah, like tried.
Speaker 9 (05:10):
Enticing because she like rolling too, and I was like
all right, and you have a big driveway.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I'm like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
So she was like you like roller skating?
Speaker 9 (05:19):
No, She's like, do you like roller skating? You can
come over, we can go roller skating. That's okay. But
also Georgia was like, that's okay.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yeah in Westminster, Brittany, good morning. Okay, girl, you're with
this person for how long?
Speaker 15 (05:37):
Gosh?
Speaker 16 (05:37):
I think when I met him, I only knew him
for like.
Speaker 14 (05:41):
Know, we dated for like two years.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Okay, and you pretend you like what.
Speaker 14 (05:48):
I pretended to be really into the band's fish?
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Oh okay, I mean that's a choice.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Sure, Yeah, I mean do you think maybe like through
ice cream? Now they got the Ben and Jerry's the
fish food.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (05:59):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 16 (06:00):
The only thing I knew about fish when I met
him was the fish in ice.
Speaker 15 (06:04):
Cream from Ben and Jerry.
Speaker 10 (06:06):
Sure.
Speaker 14 (06:06):
And then it wasn't.
Speaker 15 (06:07):
Until after I dated him where I.
Speaker 17 (06:08):
Was like, oh that's for that cav broblem.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, did you ever have to go to shows.
Speaker 16 (06:14):
I went to so many shows. Yeah, it was so
many shows that it called me so much funny.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
I'm sure. All right, Brittany one second, let me go
in Dirty Bernie. Stephanie, good morning, good morning. All right girl,
you pretend you're like, what.
Speaker 18 (06:32):
Yes, live chess Chess, like like the board game chess.
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Yeah, like the board And there's this website called chess
dot com and.
Speaker 17 (06:41):
We'll watch it every weekend.
Speaker 14 (06:44):
And it was for three years.
Speaker 16 (06:46):
So I tortured myself for three years.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yeah, Stephanie. And let me say this. You know I
love Glenburnie. Was this man from Glenburnie.
Speaker 14 (06:55):
Well he was from Baltimore.
Speaker 15 (06:57):
But it's even the worst, okay, because.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
I was gonna say, like, men in glen Bernie strike
me as candy landing guys, not necessarily chess guys.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You know.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I mean, yeah, Stephanie, I mean, at least now, like
you know when people raw dog airplanes, you must not
get bored anything you watch chess being played online.
Speaker 18 (07:17):
Yephy okay, all right, one second, you're washing.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, I vote for your favorite text nine nine three
three eight Let me go in Sterling, Christina, Good morning, Christina,
are you there?
Speaker 16 (07:32):
Oh, I'm here, I'm fine.
Speaker 17 (07:34):
Hair.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Hey, we're on till ten. It's fine.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
So that was a hair dryer.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
How's that? What are we doing with the hair? A ponytail?
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Up to you?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
What are we doing today?
Speaker 10 (07:45):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (07:45):
I was drawing it.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Well, yeah we knew, but what what kind of style
we're going with?
Speaker 13 (07:48):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (07:50):
My hair is like naturally curly, so I have to
use it so it's not all crazy?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Sure, I get that.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
We love your hair.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
And Christina, you had to pretend to like what why
to TA seventeen?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Why?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Like the video games?
Speaker 20 (08:05):
The NB Yeah, the NBA y T.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Seventeen video game?
Speaker 14 (08:08):
Yes, he would make.
Speaker 19 (08:10):
Me watch it for hours, watch him play for hours.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Look, Dave, look what I just did.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
So cool? I get it though. Two K is fantastic
pretty much.
Speaker 20 (08:19):
But like, and the thing is, I would try, Like
I asked, I was like, can I play with you?
Speaker 14 (08:23):
Like?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Will you teach me how to play?
Speaker 16 (08:24):
If you're going to have me sit here and watch.
Speaker 21 (08:26):
You for hours, you teach me?
Speaker 13 (08:28):
He would not teach me. And then the sad thing
is he would cheat so he.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Could get all the good stuff so he could like up.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
His player quicker.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
So he could go through the career and like.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Win Christie kind of say, uh on, behalf of men.
This is the greatest disrespect you can do is let
the world know this man cheat his two K career. Listen,
sometimes you got the in the game listen. Okay, Wow,
that's fair.
Speaker 19 (08:51):
Oh no, okay, so his gamer tag is ld listen.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Uh. The way men live bycariously through their creative player
in sports video games should be studied.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Yeah, you should be.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Because when you get to your team to a championship,
it can be an emotional time. In NCAA football, when
I turned around the University of Minnesota, we had not
won a championship since World War Two when I became
head coach, and I brought us four national championships. And
it's not just that to see the young men I
recruited as high school boys and see them go on
TOTO bigger things. It's it's evenly can't explain.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
It would not come out in the fall.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
And the new one comes out in July.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
When did it come out last year?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Also in July?
Speaker 9 (09:32):
Okay, so last summer that was like your whole mission
was building new franchises.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
To not shelby Shelby, Shelby. It's not a franchise, it's university.
Recruit these young men.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
University.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
You wouldn't understand you recruit these young men.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
But like you wouldn't even play the game to play it.
You played it to build up the businesses.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yes, and I would build champions and bring champions, as
I do on ice hockey I did in video game football.
Sick vote for your favorite text nine ninety three three eight. Okay,
I'll add mine because sas mentioned, she pretended to like
car Audio. Yeah, I had an ex where I pretend
to like her friends. And this sounds horrendous, but I'm
(10:12):
pretty sure she hated her friends too, because she'd always
talk trash about them, Okay, and then I'd have to
go hang out with them and pretend that they weren't
horrendous people. Now, to be fair, I don't think she
had like the like if you're gonna complain to your
partner about your friends, yeah, you gotta balance out the
bad stuff with the good stuff, because otherwise your partner
is gonna think these people are horrendous and mean to
(10:33):
my boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah, if they're a good partner,
they're gonna hate them iomatically of course. So I was like,
all right, I guess I'll pretend to like them. You know,
you're telling me all these horrendous things. Does that make sense?
Speaker 9 (10:43):
Yes, because if you do that to me and I'm
so protective, you know, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Something, Yeah, one hundred percent. So anyway, that's uh, that's mine.
Speaker 13 (10:51):
Cheaters were coming for you.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Hi is this Benjamin?
Speaker 13 (11:02):
Yes, this is Benjamin.
Speaker 14 (11:04):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
My name is Eva.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
I'm calling you from a new flower shop or called
YMS Flowers. We're trying out some new marketing where we're
offering someone each week a free bouquet of flowers, just
so that we can get our product out there and
then hope, hope you come back to us. We don't
hear a credit card info, nothing like that.
Speaker 13 (11:20):
Did you say your name is Ava?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Ava?
Speaker 13 (11:22):
Thank you? But I didn't sign up for anything you did?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (11:26):
No, we just like we get a list of phone
numbers for the zip code and you're just on there.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
It's from Google.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
They you must have filled out something on a website
and it just sent it. I don't know when you
click the little check here thing, but it's tolely free.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
We don't hear a credit card info.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
And you could be making someone's day, potentially making my
day if you come back and use my flower shop,
make my mom's stream come true. But if you really
don't want to, then I can just stop talking.
Speaker 22 (11:52):
And you don't need like a credit card or down
payment or anything like that.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
I won't ask you for your credit card info or anything.
We can even get them out today, and yeah, if
you don't, yeah, so if it's something you'd like, we
just like want to get our product out there so
that you can actually see them and then hopefully use
us since it's our slow season.
Speaker 13 (12:09):
Yeah, yeah, I totally get it. Yeah, that'd be nice. Actually,
you send somebody some flowers, Okay, Yeah, I can do
that all.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
Right, sick And I'm just gonna make a little folder
as you will, just with a little bit of info.
So who do you want to send the flowers to?
Speaker 13 (12:23):
Oh, that's easy. I want to send it to Monica.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
Spell like Monica from friends, Okay, and then and then
I'm just gonna check, like we have like this thing.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
What is she to you?
Speaker 9 (12:35):
She like your sister? Friend, girlfriend and BOFE. Just all right,
these I'm gonna send red roses. I know I have flowers,
but they are red roses.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
She's gonna she loves roses.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
I was just to say they're more romantic like and
then if you come back and be like, oh, your
friend Monica, how's she doing? You know, we're just trying
to say local and in the community.
Speaker 13 (12:57):
I understand. Yeah, I think the red roses will be
very over here.
Speaker 9 (13:00):
Okay, okay, I just want to make sure. And then
what do you want the card to say? It's just
like a little flower card, you know.
Speaker 13 (13:06):
Okay, this is a little short message.
Speaker 22 (13:08):
Yeah, okay, something simple like thinking of you?
Speaker 10 (13:13):
What they had me on you? But I heard the
whole thing. Hi. Yeah, this is Katie, your girl.
Speaker 12 (13:21):
What do you do?
Speaker 5 (13:22):
He knows what it is, but what do I know? Yeah,
benjer my name is intern John. I got sauce and
rose here as well. That is your girlfriend, Katie? Who
is Monica? Now I know that. Who is Monica? And
why are you sending her roses?
Speaker 13 (13:37):
Okay? First off, how is it any of your anything?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
You can say you can't sit that in the radio,
but it's your girlfriend's business. So maybe I'll ask on
behalf of Katie. Why are you sending flowers to Katie?
Who's Monica?
Speaker 13 (13:49):
Okay, if you really want to know who Monica is? Okay,
it's simple. That's that is a friend of mine, because
you know what that is. That's James's girlfriend.
Speaker 22 (14:00):
Look brother up, no, stock, I was going to give
the weird half of James.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
Why would you send your friend's girlfriend flowers?
Speaker 13 (14:09):
Thank you? That's what we do. We're boys. We do
nice things for one another.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Okay, wait, no, no, that's true. So then let me
ask you this, then, Benjamin, besides taking a pass to
your girlfriend, what is James done for you and your
relationship with Katy?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Wait?
Speaker 13 (14:24):
Wait wait wait wait wait what did you just said?
Say that again?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Besides taking a pass at your girlfriend, what is your
boy James done to help your relationship with Katy?
Speaker 22 (14:32):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, My boy James would
never cross that line.
Speaker 13 (14:36):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 17 (14:37):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (14:37):
Hell no, he absolutely crossed that line a few months ago.
Speaker 14 (14:41):
I just tried to shoot it down.
Speaker 21 (14:43):
Then he said, oh, it's.
Speaker 10 (14:44):
Not like you're the only one. And when I told
him that I was your girlfriend, I'm just like slabbergasted.
You're not going to wait get flowers. Yeah, you're it's
not going to be like you're giving flowers to a friend.
You should have given work to your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 22 (15:03):
You can't say in different to my buddy James were
moving in together.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
I want to do something.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Nice for him.
Speaker 19 (15:08):
But about that.
Speaker 14 (15:11):
Why are you moving Now?
Speaker 22 (15:13):
Let's talk about the fact my friend James was hitting
on you and you didn't tell me. I'm supposed to
trust you, so let me So why would James say
that Katie isn't your only one?
Speaker 13 (15:26):
I don't know why James would do that.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Man.
Speaker 22 (15:28):
Obviously he's lying and we got some talking to you.
But I'm gonna hand on James when I see him.
Speaker 14 (15:32):
But I can't understand.
Speaker 22 (15:34):
Why my girlfriends wouldn't tell me when another man is
hitting on her and only tells me on the radio
to embarrass I mean.
Speaker 15 (15:41):
To embarrass you.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
It's just like men hit on women all the time.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
You're bron don't believe her.
Speaker 9 (15:48):
It sounds like you definite wouldn't believe her even if
she had told you, just by what you've said already,
So why would you tell you?
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (15:54):
You sound like such a catch oh my god, or.
Speaker 13 (15:57):
The ross is cretacked and possibly edited the broadcast with permission.
Great from all participants. One more roses go to ymsradio
dot com.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
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that wants to pay people twenty five hundred dollars to
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and ham.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
I mean it sounds like you're straking the hangover for heartburn. Yeah,
like that's like the I mean that because you're your
taste tester.
Speaker 21 (17:26):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Then the hangover dog at Hot Doggery, a pork and
beef frank with French fries, cheese, sauce, fried egg, pico
and bacon bits.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
All right, nevermind the fries and the hot dog.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, doing too much. I just want the It is Vegas.
I think that's part of like the vibe. Again. I
can't imagine feeling better. I mean, this stuff probably tastes
really good, but I'm not gonna feel better, I think.
I mean, the hot dog will give you burn, probably,
but the pigo on top of it. Yeah, yes, Yes,
There's also the hangover tater Kegs at Slater's fifty to fifty,
(18:08):
the hangover Burger at Ellis Island, hangover Burrito at Born
and Raised, and they hangover breakfast at Morning News Las Vegas. Okay,
all those sound sounds.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Like a lot.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
I want to know what's in the burrito. It's probably
insane stuff like.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
I can I can find. You can google hangover Burrito
at Born and raised in Las Vegas and let me
know you'll reply. Gave me twenty one or older. Must
be willing to taste tests and rate the six hangover
dishes on a scale of one to ten. They say
there's no actual drinking required, just need to like say
you are how look your face looks you.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
You can't find it?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Okay? Sorry, it's uh the hangover burrito Born and raised
in Las Vegas.
Speaker 9 (18:45):
It's angus beef patties, double cheese, bacon, two fried eggs,
tots and then catch up and inside of potatoes.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
That sounds fir.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
It actually sounds normal, Okay, of all.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
The ones on there, I think that sounds like.
Speaker 9 (18:56):
How to Go their actual menu. So it was most
of the videos of them making it, and I'm like,
I'm not watching.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
That makes me feel a little hungry. I saus for
you go to hangover food?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (19:06):
I usually will do well. First of all, I'll usually
get slurpy.
Speaker 9 (19:10):
Yeah, and then if I'm really hate myself, I'm gonna
get a tikto because I already feel like crap. Sure,
but it's gonna help. The slurfey always helps. And then
I always get the cherry ones when I'm hung over.
If you look at my doormat right now, there's slurpy
all over it.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Okay, so poork why.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
Says it's always happy hour here, and then I spilled
my slurpy. Matt says, anyway, and thank you, and then anyway.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
So I usually get Chipotle.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
I loved Topotle, but I've been changing it up and
trying to get like something that's just like gonna really
feel because I always get the bowls. So I've been
trying to get like sandwiches. Okay, yeah, so I've been
changing up what sandwiches I get. Not from no, no, no,
I've been trying to get something more.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Carbi, like like a turkey sandwich.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Like yeah, yeah, I'll get like.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
A turkey sandwich or a grilled cheese boring sandwiches, but
I feel like I just need something with more.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Sure, just more fair. That's fair, Rose, how about you.
Speaker 23 (20:03):
I want the greasiest cheeseburger, yeah, and the greasiest fries
that are hopefully a little crispy that I can find,
and probably a blue Gate Raid or like a b
and that will complete my hangover and I will be
happy as a clam.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Yeah. I like to be preemptive. So when I'm in
the Uber bank from along night drinking, I'll order the
Uber Eats and try time it to get to my
house at the right time. And that's when, like drunk
John's mind goes calories don't count because I'm drunk, and
that's a legit thought. So I do like the taco
bell where it's like, yeah, I get the Dorias Locos, Yeah,
I get a casadilla. Yeah, I get some other tacos.
(20:39):
If I do pizza hut, yeah, I get stuff crust. Obviously,
now the day of the hangover, I do fun you do?
This is at least this is yourself. Yeah, does it help?
I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
It's just like a line on myself.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (20:56):
If this segment has some weird edits Blameric.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Is intern John, and your morning show is in case
you listed, let's.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Go fake name Brook, Good morning, Good morning. So your
question evolves your well, I guess the wedding, but also
everything lean up to it.
Speaker 8 (21:14):
So you are getting married, yes, yes, getting married, and
I you know they're just to avoid any problems. I
just sat down and I did basically like an excel
sheet of like what the expenses would be for my bridesmaids,
because you know, they need to buy the dresses, and
they need to have their makeup, and they need to
(21:35):
you know, they're going to have to you know, do
a bridal shower and the bachelorette party and all these things.
Business things I canna cost money. So I just sat
down and I kind of itemized everything to them about
what they should expect their expenses to be and send
it up to them because in that way, everything is
going to be exactly.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
How it's supposed to be. There's no surprises.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Everybody's you know, knowing how much money they're going to
need to spend and recognize that they need to start
saving for that now so that they're going to surprise.
Speaker 15 (22:00):
Is and no extra problems.
Speaker 8 (22:02):
Well, for some reason, my bridesmen's really really pissed off
about this, and I don't I don't get it because
they're like, you know, you can't tell us how much
to spend, and I'm like I'm not.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
I'm just telling you this is what the expectation is, Like,
this is what this is supposed to be.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
I mean, it's my wedding, So okay, if you're in
my bridal party, then are you need to be ready
to do these things?
Speaker 5 (22:21):
And so are they complaining about the cost or just
the fact that there's you're on top of things or what?
What do you think the issue is?
Speaker 8 (22:30):
What I think the issue is is that they I mean,
this is my opinion, but I don't think that they
like that. They like that I just booked this down
for them. They felt like they would just figure it
out themselves because but also like they're like, this is
really expensive, and I'm like, yeah, weddings are expensive. Welcome,
welcome to how much money I'm spending.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
Would you like to see my excelf freadsheet?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Like, okay is your question. I guess, like who's in
the right.
Speaker 8 (22:55):
Well, I mean I'm in the right, but but but yeah,
I would like to. I would like them to know that,
so they'll like stop giving me so much trouble about it,
because you know, I tried to do them a favor
and be like, look, these are the expenses for the wedding.
This is how much aboutchelot party's gonna cost it because
this is what I want to do. This is how
much you know, the brittle showers is gonna cost because
this is how I want it to be. This is
(23:16):
the theme I want. These are the things that I
want there, These are the gifts that I'm looking for,
and they're just like willing not having that. I'm like,
I'm trying to make things easier for you.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Sure, okay, can I put you in hold one second? Yeah, Alana,
good morning.
Speaker 13 (23:29):
Good morning.
Speaker 24 (23:30):
I agree that I think it's an Yeah, it's an
honor to be a bride'smaid.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
And she's missing the point.
Speaker 24 (23:38):
It's her closest friends participating her wedding. I don't think
she should be itemizing. It kind of takes the fun
out of being part of a wedding party, and it.
Speaker 15 (23:50):
Should be okay, whatever they can afford to spend.
Speaker 24 (23:53):
It's not about the event itself, it's about participating.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
And I think it's kind of in bad form and
kind of rude.
Speaker 15 (24:00):
Sure to say, this is exactly what I want.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Yeah, yeah, Alna, thank you for listening on a great
day rose your thoughts. She sounds like a bride zilla.
I don't like it.
Speaker 19 (24:14):
So it sounds like she is telling her friends, this
is how much I expect you to spend on me
and on my wedding without even.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Considering their budgets. Like yeah, it's so inconsiderate of her.
Speaker 19 (24:28):
And she's micromanaging every little detail of like what the
bride'smaids are going to do her bachelorette party, like I
think she also said like she has gifts on the spreadsheet,
which is too much, Like you're doing too much.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Yeah, I've always been in the belief that nobody's going
to be as excited for your thing as you are
they and they shouldn't be. It's not a bad thing.
But I've DJed weddings, I've been the weddings. I know people,
I've seen you by the thought of like everybody's really
excited for like my wedding. No, they're excited their wedding.
They're happy for your wedding, but they're not like my
(25:03):
Like my wedding is the one all my friends are
waiting for. I don't think that's probably waiting for their
own wedding.
Speaker 18 (25:07):
Yes, they're happy for you of the frids, And yes
I understand they're probably gonna rank their own wedding first, though.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
I'm not happy to be there. You know, let me go, Mary,
good morning.
Speaker 17 (25:20):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
What do you want to say this girl?
Speaker 21 (25:23):
I am.
Speaker 14 (25:24):
I agree with Sauce and Rose.
Speaker 17 (25:26):
She is a bride zilla, she's entitled. She's a bread
I worked weddings, that's what I used to do, and
there was we had a bridezilla once and nobody enjoyed her.
Bridesmaids were like one edge. And then there's weddings where
the bride was just let loose type of thing and
(25:47):
they had so much fun. So she's putting too much
expectations on her bridesmaids and again the cost of living
for everything. That's just just because she wants it. I mean,
it's you know, I know everyone has their fairy tale
wedding day, but she is a bride villa. Sure.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Oh yeah, Mary, thank you for listening.
Speaker 14 (26:08):
Have a great day, Thanks you too.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
That is almost like for dudes that just kind of
show up, which is fantastic, but women like you're basically
signing your friend to go on tour with you, and
like bridal party fittings like that is like a lot,
a lot to ask I would. Thank God, I'm not girl.
Speaker 9 (26:26):
I mean, like my friend Brook's wedding a month ago,
when I was in her wedding party, it was so
chill the way to go.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
She didn't even care Like I did her.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
I offer her makeup for her since I do make
up all the side, and she was just gonna do
her own makeup before that. She was just yeah, do whatever,
here's the color dress I want. That's fine, that's the.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Way to go.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
And Caden's Ville, Cassie, good morning.
Speaker 24 (26:45):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
What do you want to say with this good morning?
Speaker 14 (26:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 20 (26:50):
I just feel the audacity to even it's one thing
to things and maybe give them a range.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
Oh, this is probably what it might cost.
Speaker 20 (26:59):
But not to put a hard cost and have every
detail micromanage of what they want is just ridiculous to me.
She chose the bridesmaids for a purpose. They're obviously her
very close friends, so they're obviously going to know what
she wants. Yeah, and I'm sure whatever they would have
did would have been great. Give them a theme, great,
(27:20):
this is the theme I want. But let them deal
with it.
Speaker 22 (27:23):
Let them handle it.
Speaker 8 (27:24):
She's planning the wedding.
Speaker 20 (27:25):
Let her plan the wedding, and to put the pressure
on them saying, well, you have no idea how much
it costs to spend on the wedding. But that's not
their fault, that's not their problem, that's your wedding.
Speaker 14 (27:35):
Put that extra pressure on them to.
Speaker 20 (27:38):
Make them feel bad about you know, she's spending so
much money on this wedding.
Speaker 14 (27:43):
Well that's her choice.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
I think that's so beautifully said. Yeahs have a great day. Sure,
my man, My man. That is the thing is somebody
who's like, give no idea how much of spending on
my event, but yeah, I don't really care asking Yeah,
that's that's.
Speaker 19 (28:00):
Such a weird response to somebody saying, hey, this is
kind of well, guess how much I'm spending on my wedding.
Of course it's your wedding.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
You should spend more than I am.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Just going there.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
If you want to do an asking for a friend,
dms are open at YMS Radio.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Lets here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny,
your morning show is In case.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
You missed it, somebody did text and they can't call though.
I have a friend that's secretly amish and hides it
from his girlfriend I wish we could talk to that person.
I got questions. Yeah, when she goes to his house
and there's no Wi Fi, did she just say, hey,
it's out today. Yeah, that's kind of I don't know
(28:41):
all that horsepower, you know, because they drive horses. Let
me go, fake name and a good morning.
Speaker 15 (28:49):
Good all right.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
So you've known this friend for how long?
Speaker 3 (28:54):
For?
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Okay? And your friend's secret is what.
Speaker 15 (28:59):
She's cruiter And she posts a positions on the internet.
Speaker 14 (29:05):
She interviews five people, and then she tells.
Speaker 15 (29:08):
Them that they go another direction.
Speaker 16 (29:11):
And then what happens is she calls picks up the
phone and calls her friend and hires somebody else as
a job.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
So she'll, okay, so, but she'll pretend to like do
the whole process. But she has given us a job
to her buddies, right.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
And she makes a thousand dollars per person.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
WHOA Okay, that's all right.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
I guess you got to have a lot of friends
keep making that kind of.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Sure, thank DNA. One second, you're the running. Don't condone that,
but okay, sure, let me go Michael, good morning, all right, Michael,
So without saying the restaurant, obviously, your friend's secret is.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
What My friend had left a dead fly on a
pizza and we both looked at it, and we both reacted,
and he showed his shoulders and threw it right through
that oven. Didn't say a word about it until this day.
And this happened about seven years ago.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Now, stupid question. When the pizza came out the other side?
Could you tell it was a dead fly er? Just
get burned up? And you couldn't tell?
Speaker 3 (30:19):
No, I guess you couldn't tell because we never heard
anything from it.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Why wouldn't you just remake the pizza?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
We had a very bad fly problem, so there were
flies already in the toppings of the make table in
the Oh my.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
God, I'm gonna I guess, Michael Dundalk.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
No, actually, damn, it didn't happen there.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Okay, where was it?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Hale?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Okay, put your hold Michael one seconds.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Someone who used to work at pizza place and was
a pizza maker. I would never do that.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Well, thank you, I would hope.
Speaker 9 (30:57):
So I hope that you're making this pizza like your
mom is going to eat it? Would you serve your
mom a fly pizza?
Speaker 5 (31:04):
I would not.
Speaker 9 (31:05):
Sorry, that just really actually made me mad. Well, I
understand not to have feelings.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Let me go.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Lisa, good morning, good morning, hi girl. You've known this
friend for how long?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Five years?
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Okay? And the friend's secret is what.
Speaker 16 (31:23):
My best friend's dad is having fun time with her
sister in law?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Okay, So your your best friend's dad is having fun
with her sister in law. Is your best friend's dad married?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:41):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (31:41):
And so is the sister in law clearly and now divorced?
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Okay, So, but is sister in law married because it
could just be they're not married?
Speaker 14 (31:49):
Yeah, if they're married with ki married?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
And how does your friend know that her dad's hooking
up with sister in law?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
He called them doing it?
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Okay? And uh, what's the age gap?
Speaker 25 (32:05):
Roughly the sister inma is twenty one and the dad
has to be like fifty something.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
Okay, the way I would call my brother so fast.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Well yeah, but wait that is uh is daddy looking guy?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Uh?
Speaker 25 (32:24):
Not really?
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Ok my god?
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Is is sister in law decent looking?
Speaker 21 (32:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Okay, all right, a lot one? Yeah there we go,
let me go. Christina, good morning, good morning, a hi girl.
You've known this friend for how long?
Speaker 14 (32:41):
Seven years?
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Okay? And uh what's the secret?
Speaker 21 (32:46):
So she is currently married and she was cheating on
her husband for about eight months and he still doesn't.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Know, okay. And so was she cheating while they were
married or just when they're dating?
Speaker 14 (32:57):
So while they were married it started after they've married, okay?
Speaker 5 (33:01):
And who is the guy she was sheeting with, like
somebody that she knew or just a random it was
a co worker okay? And was she just bored or
is she not happy?
Speaker 14 (33:11):
I know it was literally just boredom okay, entertain for her.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
And so at this point, Christina, because my thoughts always
been if one of my friends are cheating, I don't
want to know, but I want to carry that guilt.
When she told you, was that kind of your vibe too?
Speaker 21 (33:28):
So she told me afterwards because we had a bit
of a tiff, so she didn't really like we didn't
We weren't speaking like during the time. So afterwards she
was just like, hey, like I did this, and I was.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Like, here, was it over?
Speaker 15 (33:41):
She was like, yeah, it's over, Like okay, cool, because.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
I'm not friends with people like that.
Speaker 21 (33:45):
So I kept it because it was over by the
time that I knew, so it wasn't something that like
I knew what it was going on.
Speaker 16 (33:52):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Okay? All right, Christina one second, I'm gonna put you
on hold. I went again. I got enough going on
my own life. I don't want to know.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Yeah, I won't be able to be normal.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
Don't make me an accomplice because at that point, like
I'm an accomplice. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Like
that's like hey, and my.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Face will say something's wrong.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Yeah, and yes, I just I don't want to know
the vibel your own guilt. Please yet, no, thank you.
Speaker 9 (34:20):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Intern John in your morning show.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Yeah, in case you missed it, there is nothing worse
than when you're in the dating scene. You think you
found somebody could be different, and then they stop talking
to you. That's why would you second date update on
Internshohn in your morning show, Mike, good morning.
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Hey on good morning.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
So walk me through this. You and Lauren first matched
on a dating app Tales All a Time, which one?
And how long ago.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
Matched on Hinge?
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Actually it was three weeks ago.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Okay? And what about Lauren's Hinge profile made her stand out?
Speaker 7 (35:00):
I mean it's always the look right, it's always stands
pic right. But that's that's the thing, is that she
I think she looks better than the pick. It's where
those things might honestly, like I was was blown away,
and uh, I mean all those things like these these
little things like some movies we like, some people like
using we like. But then it goes further and it's
(35:21):
like a little bit of a creative side there, and
I'm like, okay, she likes to create, like we we
we like this, so I.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Yeah, yeah, okay, and I explained.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
So first date was what, well, I took her to
a paint and sip some I'm kind of like, okay,
so that's we're creative, creative people. Let's uh, let's create something.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
That's fine.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
How is her painting skills better than mine?
Speaker 13 (35:43):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (35:43):
Wait, way better?
Speaker 5 (35:44):
How are her sipping skills.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
Adequate?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
So this was week one, correct, So we match in
the app week when we do paint and sip that's right, okay?
Speaker 13 (35:57):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
And then week two we do why yeah, uh.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
More traditional dinner you know that. That's that's what we
did and I think it went pretty well. There had
more conversation where we actually had more direct eye contact,
like sipping kind of seal a glance you look at
your subjects of painting, but here it's like, okay, I'm
face to face.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
We're here, we are yeah okay, And the last time
you saw her was when.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
So this is where it comes to it. This is
this is the unique situation because it was my birthday
and yeah, thank you, thank you. I thought it was
a good birthday. And I told her, well, you know,
we can't do a Saturday because I have this. It
was my friends planning a party and I was gonna
see all my friends there, and I said I invited her,
(36:42):
so I know, you know, we're pretty fresh. I mean,
I'm still pretty pretty uh new to this whole dating
app thing. Anyways, like let's you know, how do you
approach this. It's like, well, I don't want to be rude,
but tell you I have a plan, but hey, you're
welcome to come through. You know, I'd love to see
you there and just know that that's I'll be kind
of distracted with like all these people you don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Oh yeah, okay, so did did she come?
Speaker 7 (37:04):
She did know she came through. It was it was
nice to see her. It was it was great, had
a short conversation, thought pretty well, but yeah, I was
pretty distracted with all the people.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Yeah, I understand about Now did you say, like, did
you invite her to come like I want you there
or was it more of a if you want to come,
you're welcome to come.
Speaker 7 (37:21):
That I'm remembering, Guys, I've had to redback my my
statements here. I feel like I did invite what I
wanted to see her there, and I wanted to make
clear that I was wanting to see a lot of
people there.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Okay, yeah, so that was his past Saturday. Correct, Yes, okay,
and we haven't her from her sense, Okay, so let's
do this. Yeah, let me I'll call her. We'll try
and get it wround, get her sout of the story.
Let me ask this. I'm like, did you, guys say
goodbye at all at the party or I mean maybe
don't remember, but did she make an effort to say goodbye?
Speaker 7 (37:52):
Or there was a goodbye? But it was it was
obviously kind of more detached. It wasn't like a real
formal like touching.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Yeah, let me, uh, let's do this, try and get
it on. I get that is awkward if we're trying
to balance a bunch of other people.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
Yeah, and you don't know them.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
That's sir.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Hello, II calling for Lauren.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Please.
Speaker 21 (38:19):
This is Laura.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Hey, Lauren is intern John. I got Sauce and Rose
here as well. Can I talk to you on the
air real quick? You seemed like thirty seconds of your time,
nothing serious, just real quick if that's cool, Okay, okay, beautiful.
I got some of the other line here, Mike, if
you want to say hello, Nail again. And so Lauren,
(38:40):
Mike reached out to us mention you guys match on
hinge about three weeks ago, had a painting and sip date,
had dinner date that he came to his birthday party
this past weekend. But he has not hurt from you since.
So we are trying to see where your heads at
if you think this potential here or what's going on.
Speaker 11 (38:57):
This is a little awkward, and listen, I think Mike
is awesome.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
Hi, Mike.
Speaker 11 (39:07):
You know, meeting anyone, meeting someone on the dating app
is you know, it's pretty you know, meeting someone you
like is pretty challenging. And Mike seemed really cool and
like a decent person.
Speaker 7 (39:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
I'm really on the spot right now.
Speaker 21 (39:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (39:31):
Well, Mike if If well, you know, you invited me
to your birthday and I thought that was pretty cool
and and I was happy to stop by. But when
I got there and I was like talking to people, like,
you know, casually in the bathroom, all that I noticed
like half of the women there or other women you'd
(39:52):
met on apps.
Speaker 13 (39:53):
And I'm like, okay, wait, what kind of party of this?
Speaker 14 (39:58):
And it was just a bit of a turn off
because I.
Speaker 11 (40:00):
Didn't feel like, you know, we were dating if you know,
nine other girls in the bathroom line were also dating you,
and it just I don't know, I just felt a
little ridiculous.
Speaker 14 (40:11):
And that's why I just left early.
Speaker 7 (40:13):
Okay, Mike your thoughts, Yeah, I wow, Hey, Lauren, that's
that's now you think. I mean, look, I'm I'm if
I'm being honest, like we're not. We never have said
that we're exclusive. I mean, we are dating. We're just
starting out, okay, But I guess I didn't know what
kind of boundary we were sitting there. But I mean,
(40:35):
it wasn't like out on the prow. I was having
a good time on my birthday. Yeah, just invite people.
I know it's girls. I know, yes, and I've met
some of them on dating apps. Yes, it's true. That's
how we connected. You and I connected Lauren.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Let me do this.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
I'm gonna putch you guys in hold. Are you team
Mike or Team Lauren?
Speaker 14 (40:51):
You can go, you can go.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Get caught up with intern Johnny your morning shows in.
Speaker 14 (40:56):
Case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
Sas actually sent this to me. We dewore the roses
on the show, and people ask a lot of questions
about roses, like how do people get caught? YadA YadA.
It could be something as like obvious as finding undergarments
that maybe aren't shores.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
Or maybe sticking the car.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Sure, sure, sure, but with smart devices taking off, we
have gotten a lot more of like those types of things.
This woman caught her husband cheating with the help of
an electric toothbrush. This is crazy. So this British private
investigator is telling the stories over a decade of experience.
(41:33):
He said that one of his clients, a merry mother
of two, was trying to improve her children's brushing habits
by monitoring their electric toothbrush via smartphone app. Yeah kind
of makes sense. I think back in the day. Our
parents had like a candy you'd eat and make your
teeth like stain your teeth if you did brush.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
I didn't have that.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
There's like a mouthwash that does that too. So she
was monitoring the the toothbrush. Notice the brush is being
used as strange time of the day, like when her
kids are supposed to be at school and her husband
at work. It's a pretty big flag weird. Why is
it at ten thirty am on a Tuesday. Why is
it being brushed? After making sure her kids were indeed
(42:14):
at school, she confronted her husband, who claimed have been
at work all day. Over time, the client noticed their
partner's brushing history was being locked to odd times, times
when they were at work.
Speaker 6 (42:25):
That's so weird.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
At first, the investigator said, didn't seem like much. Brushing
late in the morning on Fridays didn't raise immediate red flags.
Over the time, she saw a pattern. The electric toothbrush
is being used on Friday mornings, a time when her
husband was supposed to be at work. In reality, her
her husband hadn't been at work in many months on
Friday mornings at least. Instead, he was having an affair
(42:49):
at the colleague right in the family home, knowing no
one would be there my.
Speaker 19 (42:55):
Toothbrush.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Yeah, well I think he was because my first thought
was of the using the kids toothbrush. I think the
family had the toothbrushes.
Speaker 9 (43:01):
Because I have my electric toothbrush has an app so
you can add really, you can add people to it,
like a runner's club. But for teeth brushing, no, it's
just to make sure. Yeah, actually kind of, it's like, oh,
you do that great, Oh you're brushing too hard on the.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
Side, I'd be self conscious to share that with friends.
Speaker 9 (43:17):
I used to look at it all the time and
then I was like, you're insane. So I finally stopped
because it was actually stressing me out.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
I'd rather share my workout habits than my teeth brushing.
I don't know why even I brush every day. Yeah,
but like still, but I don't give a judge for that.
She said it's time stamped off and location based and
motionless about the database and smart devices. When device said
someone brush their teeth that ten forty eight am is
supposed to be a work of nine that's hard to
explain away.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
That is pretty hard explain.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
Yeah, but I guess too. Like again, I always say, roses.
Just never think it's going to happen to you both ways.
You never think can be cheated on. You also never
think to be caught. Oh yeah, let alone for the
tooth by your tooth brush. Yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 9 (43:56):
So even scales like my scale, it monitors whenever you
use it and it puts into a file so it
will say, like what time weighing yourself?
Speaker 5 (44:03):
Really yeah? Interesting? Yeah, because we've had like with roses,
like using key fobbs has been a big thing, using
like the fittingness trackers, using the find my leaving your
snap chat located.
Speaker 9 (44:15):
I think you could really catch them anyway way at
this point. Oh yeah, but she just say it.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
Yeah, I mean I wish we had done the toothbrush.
Wish I've been one of She called us and said
the PI next time, we've done it for you if
they ever want to deal roses. By the way, the
form us up YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 13 (44:31):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
This is intern John and your morning shows in case
you missed it. Fake name Mary, good morning, Good morning girl.
Your confassions about your cousin. What's going on?
Speaker 15 (44:46):
Oh my cousin has twin a girl and a boy.
Speaker 16 (44:50):
And nobody knows.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
But the twins have different fathers.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Okay, So I didn't realize that was possible. According to Google, yes,
it is possible for twenty se different fathers. It's very rare.
Speaker 7 (45:05):
So does she know this?
Speaker 15 (45:08):
So she knows because.
Speaker 16 (45:11):
The dad that thought he was the dad wanted child,
you know, wanted to she wanted to take him for
child before, so he said he wanted to establish fraternity.
So when the fraternities came back, it was, well, yeah,
you're the father of one twin, but not the other.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
That's crazy, okay, And so is the other dad. Does
he know that he's a father? No? Okay? Is there
a reason why she hasn't told the other guy? Does
she know the other guy is?
Speaker 15 (45:44):
She doesn't know who he is?
Speaker 16 (45:46):
And you know, it's crazier. She was actually pregnant with
triplet before she got pregnant with this twin, but she miscarried.
Speaker 15 (45:53):
So I really wonder how many dads were there?
Speaker 5 (45:57):
Wait, so of her twins she knows one dad. How
many other potential fathers are there.
Speaker 7 (46:04):
That I'm not sure of?
Speaker 5 (46:06):
If you had a guess fake day, Mary, we don't judge.
Speaker 6 (46:10):
You don't need to know.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
It's okay, yeah, okay, all right, Well I guess we'll
never know. All right, Oh, had let me get you off.
Why are you saying fake nay Mary? Sorry, cut you off?
Speaker 16 (46:21):
No saying I think she might just be too embarrassed
even try and find who the other is.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
Yeah, okay, okay, all right, fake day Mary, one second
and the running. Let me go fake name, Lucy, good morning, Hi,
good morning. Your confession involves a friend. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (46:38):
So?
Speaker 16 (46:38):
My friend has not had a job since December twenty
twenty three, but has been keeping up appearances that she
does and doesn't know that I know that she has
got laid off a year and a half ago.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
Oh is there a reason why she hasn't told you?
Speaker 21 (46:55):
We're not sure.
Speaker 16 (46:57):
And this is my other friends and I who have
been trying to figure it out. At first, we were like,
you know, maybe she's embarrassed she want to talk about it.
But now a year and a half later, I can
only guess.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
So do you guys actively ask her about work stuff
just to see him engaged? Or he is like you guys,
don't even bring it up because you know the truth.
Speaker 16 (47:19):
Yeah, it's weird, because like if you didn't ask your
friends about work like that would kind.
Speaker 14 (47:23):
Of be a red flag.
Speaker 7 (47:24):
Yeah, So, like we've asked.
Speaker 14 (47:26):
Her about work, She's been read stories, she tells us things.
Speaker 25 (47:31):
That's why I told me about like days off that
she gets from work, and that's why she can do
all these things in the middle of the day. Interesting,
So it's pretty elaborate at this point.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
Do you have Does she have a way of getting money,
like besides like assistance, is she doing like OnlyFans or something.
Speaker 16 (47:46):
I think she's going like exclusively to the bank of
her parents.
Speaker 5 (47:49):
I got your time, all right, Fake Dame Lucy on
one second and the running vote for your favor ever.
Text nine ninety three three eight, fake name Megan, Good morning,
Good morning, all right girl. Oh it's your birthday. Congratulations,
well birthday, all right? What's your secret?
Speaker 3 (48:07):
So my boyfriend and we've known each other for over
thirty years and we both just went through some pretty
bad horses and everything, but we got back together, and
recently we were looking at a house to buy together
and I found out that, you know, I could go
ahead and afford it, So I went ahead and I
(48:29):
got it.
Speaker 14 (48:29):
So he's finding out tonight actually because I'm going to
hand him the keys.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
WHOA, that's pretty cool. That's so like all got you
is a card for your birthday?
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Right, I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
So sore you guys able to move in and like
tomorrow if you wanted to.
Speaker 15 (48:48):
Uh not tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
You know we're going to have to figure out the
move and beat and everything.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Yeah, that's so awesome because that's bad aspect. Then megan, Okay,
one second, girl, you were in the running vote fear
fade over text nine ninety three three eight or we're
counting up the votes. Real quick study came out this
thing you touch every day is filthier than your toilet
because you don't clean it. Okay, involves your car. Get
a guest sauce.
Speaker 9 (49:13):
What is it you're so steering wheel head on? Yeah,
I do clean mine. I have chloroxipes in my car.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
So they're saying that usually we think about cleaning your car.
You throw out garbage, maybe vacuum, you dust wash the outside,
but you rarely wash the actual steering wheel or wipe
it down.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
It is so gross.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
And they're saying people touch their face, their phone, their food,
other parts of their body then grab the wheel.
Speaker 6 (49:41):
Yeah, not good.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
They talked this expert says, I've cleaned Bentley's that looks spotless.
When you swab the wheel, the bacteria levels are through
the roof higher than a toilet seed.
Speaker 9 (49:52):
Even me, like, I literally do clean mine like once
a month at least. And even when I clean mine
and also wear makeup, I'll touch my face out my
steering steering wheel.
Speaker 6 (50:00):
Mine still gross. So I feel like you should probably
do that.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
Well, they say too, even like if you sneeze or
you cough or anything like that, and they're staying like
rental cars coming in hands and on those we don't
want to.
Speaker 18 (50:17):
Yeah, that's why at least sometimes they have like the
the wipes in the cars and the car wave it down,
especially during the pandemic. Yeah, I mean that that's just uh,
you know, think about that.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
This just like I got I had dinner ones with
our friend Charlemaine in Vegas and his security guard. We're
a nice take place. Asked for a plastic silverware and
I was like, yeah, why what's the deal plastic silverwear?
He goes, you, my mouths are gonna be on your silverware.
I'm like, oh, so great that way, So, uh, they.
Speaker 17 (50:44):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 13 (50:46):
Injured John in your morning shows.
Speaker 7 (50:49):
You missed it?
Speaker 2 (50:50):
That does it for another I see why am I?
In case you mays it with yours truly, my name
is Hoodie. You can follow me on all the social
medias at Andrew Hoodie. See Keey pitches, my dog Teddy,
see hot pictures of my wife more I mean subjective,
it's objective.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
We're gonna go with that one.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
But you can also follow the show at YMS Radio
see everything we're up to, including behind the scenes moments
of maybe you know Intern John's comedy shows. You could
see Second Chance prom next weekend and on the near
horizon US going to Universal Studios Orlando, which it'll be
interesting to see how we survive in some of those
two hour long lines. But I do hope you have
a great week and I'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 17 (51:29):
I want to sneak began Monday's show, Oh Intern John
and your morning show on their socials at YNSS Radio.
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