July 12, 2025 • 49 mins
What were some of our favorite segments from this past week? Join Hoody as he goes through some of the best things from the past five days of the show, including: Second Date Update, fake wedding scams, How Were You The Crazy Ex?, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Two one started up Waking Up, This is Out DC
and b Moore Weak ready.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
To start the show with Injured Johnny Your.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
More show, Yo Tony back again with another I See
Why Am I? In case you missed it, where recapped
the best fits, the best segments, the best everything of
this past week of intern Johnny Morning Show and put
one of little podcasts for you enjoy that way come
Monday morning. You know the ends, the outs, the allabouts
(00:30):
of this show, part of the Insider crew, and you know,
we're about halfway through July already. It's it's wild to
think we got like two ish weeks. You get through July,
the August is here, that's back to school and all
the good stuff. Targets already put out back to school stuff,
and they already put out Halloween stuff. So take that
as you will. But let's kick off this week's I
See Why Am I? With how were you the crazy? X?
(00:51):
Sure we've let you guys vent about you know, how
your ex was weird, how they were dumb, how they
were childish.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
But what did you do that?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You know might not have been the oudest thing you did,
but hey, you know, we're all human.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Fake name Lindsay, good morning morning. You were the crazy act.
You did what?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I took the car seats out of his car, left
in one of those suites for work or to go anywhere,
and excited his tires as I found out that he
was cheating with my brother in law. My brother in
law's mom.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Oh okay, how long to take you take the seats
out of his car?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Like an hour or two with a struggle, but ended
up getting it.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
So yeah, you never gave the seats back.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
No, of course, figure it out.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Oh my god, you're gonna drive.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I guess that's one of those things to where he
probably walked in and knew right away like that was, yeah,
that's not.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Why you just got to junk yard and get new seats,
you know.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Let me go, Uh, Chris seeing it? Do you want
a voice change or no?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Okay, I need you to tiptoe girly. Okay, okay.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
So my ex and I he had a very special
kink and we got into an argument. His friends happened
to be there, and so I went and grabbed his
special adult belt and I threw it at him in
(02:34):
front of his friends.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Okay, now this belt, Christina, is this something that you
would wear for him or vice versa.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
No, I would wear it for him.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Oh okay, see that's what was confusing.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
And how big was the horn on the belt?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
We called it big?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Red me think or like like, what are we talking here? Wait,
I'm a question a stick of gum? Or was it
bigger than that?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (03:05):
No, I'd say it was probably about eight Actually, second,
we see like a visual Wait when he saw when
he saw the javelin, if you will find to the air,
what was his reaction?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Priceless and something I will never forget and we'll cherish forever.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I'm sure. All right, Christia, one second you're in the
running love that.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Well, you know what I'm that at you? Let me
throw this at your face. Yeah, we aren't shame, by
the way, We're just we're not shaming at all. Pretty silly.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Let me go. Steven, good morning, Good morning. You were
the crazy act. How Stephen.
Speaker 9 (03:42):
Actually pressent?
Speaker 10 (03:43):
Say this is my first like girlfriend, high school sweetheart?
And what I would do is I used to work
at one Life. I shouldn't kind of know if I
could say the name of the gym, but I used
to work in the protein smoothie like counter yep. I
would make a fresh movie and I would drive past
her house and she had like a gee and I
would throw it over a g like I did I
(04:06):
for like about two weeks.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, I did that on some proteins, Stephen, not my product,
little bit.
Speaker 11 (04:14):
It's a brother that's like so petty too.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
It's like, huh, you know it's from me. I'm throwing
this again.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Well I didn't. I imagine the animals came.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
To summer and antswer going over it.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, okay, all right, Stephen. One second you're in the
air running let me go in beautiful dun dog. Teresa,
Good morning, Cassa. I'm sorry, Rasa. And so you were
the crazy ext how.
Speaker 12 (04:38):
Oh well yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Boyfriend, well, my boyfriend my husband at the time. He
would come and bring these things from work. He was
a welder and he said that the work was given
it to him, and I.
Speaker 11 (04:50):
Said, oh that was nice.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
So when he left, he decided to steal all my
rent money and he left. So I got vicious and
I called this work and I said, are you giving
him such and such and whatever he was bringing home?
And they said absolutely not. And he said, can you
bring that in us? I said sure, can, and I
got a fire from his job.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well, one second, you're in the running. That is fair.
Like if you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing,
and you tell your person and then you they why
would they be loyal to you, bruh if you weren't
loyal to them? Exactly, That's what I'm saying, Candice, good morning,
good morning. Okay, so you were talking to a guy
(05:32):
for two years or dating the guy for two years?
Speaker 12 (05:34):
Yeah, for two years. I walked into the bar, I
saw he was flurring. He was totally ignoring me. So
I ended up leaving the bar at one am. We
would always cook and everything at his house, and he
had this tiny kitchen window and he always left it unlocked,
and so I knew that, and so I climbed into
this tiny kitchen window and I wanted to do something.
Not sure what I wanted to do, but I saw
(05:55):
that he had like eating pancakes that morning. He had
syrup on the the table. So I took the bottle
of syrup and I just scorted it all over his closet,
in his clothes, went into his doors and got his
shoes and everything.
Speaker 11 (06:10):
So then I left.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Okay, now, candids. Did he ever reach out to you
and said, hey, you didn't happen to climb through window
and put sirup over my clothes?
Speaker 9 (06:19):
No?
Speaker 12 (06:19):
Yeah he did. He reached out. He knew it with me,
and he was just like, how did you get into
my house? I said, I'm not going to tell you.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Oh my god, psychological warfare. Hell, did you guys get
back together?
Speaker 13 (06:30):
Or no?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
We did?
Speaker 12 (06:32):
We did, And he would mention the clothes and the shoes,
how they were ruined, he couldn't get the syrup out
and everything. So yeah, we did for a while.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
And then when he guys broke up, did he do
anything similar? Was him being dummy or no?
Speaker 12 (06:45):
He was such a nice person except for the flirting,
But yeah, no, he.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Did it all right?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Can it's one second you're in the running vote for
your favorite over text nine ninety three three eight. You
could probably climb through a window.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I could definitely climb through windows. When's last time you've
done it? I don't know you done before? Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 9 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
I clumbed out my bedroom window all the time in
high school.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Is that back when you're robin convenience stores?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Not robing convenience stores?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Okay, so are you just taking stuff in convenience sorce John?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Shut up, I didn't take anything from convenience store. What
are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Asking them? I judging?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Okay, sure, Seeters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Hi, I'm calling for Casey.
Speaker 14 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Hi, my name is Sarah. I'm actually calling you from
a new local flower shop. We're called YMS Flowers, and
we're trying out some new marketing where we're offering someone
every day a free bouquet of roses, just hoping that
you'll come and like utilize this new flower shop. We
don't eat your credit card in phone, nothing like that,
so we can actually get them out today if you
just give me some info and where you want to
send them.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
Yeah, I guess local business.
Speaker 15 (07:59):
I'm all for supporting local business.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah yeah, sorry, what do you need?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
So we're just gonna make a little profile for you,
just so that when you do come back to us,
we can be like, Okasey and like you're so and
so you know, just something like that. So I just
need you're the name of who you're saying them to
and then we'll go from there. Yeah, is it local?
Speaker 16 (08:20):
Yeah, I do have someone in mind, Meghan if you
could send them to Meghan.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Okay, is that m E g A N or does
she have like that age to hold her down?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (08:29):
No, it's m E G h A N like like
Meghan Markle.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Oh okay, cool? Cool? And then who is she to you?
We could do We just want to be like, oh,
if you're saying them to Meghan again, like oh, how's
your girlfriend or wife.
Speaker 16 (08:43):
Or you know, let's say she's well, she's very special
to me.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
So you can say, uh, you.
Speaker 16 (08:50):
Know, for that special person or for that you know,
apple of my eye, whatever you want to say.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
It's something cheesy like that, olay U sure okay? And
then what do you want the card to say? It's
just like your typical little flower card?
Speaker 17 (09:05):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
You know, I think like Twitter character count.
Speaker 11 (09:10):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Uh okay.
Speaker 16 (09:12):
If it's just a couple of things, let's go with
something a little bit cheakier.
Speaker 14 (09:17):
Let's go with the.
Speaker 16 (09:18):
Where nothing no sorry, yeah, yeah, let's go with that.
Let's go with like wear nothing dot that's.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
All or nothing? Okay? I mean do you I just
wear nothing dot dot dot? Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Cool?
Speaker 15 (09:31):
Cool.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Cool, all right, So let me just put you on hold,
and are these locals just so, because we can get
them out today if it is around here, but if not,
if it's another state, it's local. All right, cool, Let
me just put you on hold and then I'll be
right back. Is that okay?
Speaker 14 (09:50):
That sounds great?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I uh, Megan, I'll be nothing to wear girl. Uh
So at this point, Megan, we can either hang up,
we can tell what was going on. Yeah, it's way
up to you, girl. But I think this is hopefully
this helps uh ease any Yeah we.
Speaker 9 (10:10):
Have It doesn't ease any worries because I do not
have an h in my name.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
Oh and he should know.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
I was gonna say, does he know Hustle your name?
That was like nine months he should.
Speaker 11 (10:22):
I would hope, so you know, Oh okay, okay, So.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Do you think it was just like a does he
have like a sister name Megan?
Speaker 11 (10:33):
It was like a person someone special, like the apple
of his.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
I was thinking maybe he just like slipped if he
grew up with like his sister Megan, with nature or something.
Speaker 11 (10:41):
I just wear nothing.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
No, no, no, I know, I'm just saying like I
was saying, maybe.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
Okay, yeah, no, no, no, it's pretty clear.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
It's pretty clear.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Okay, do you he's still on hold? Do you want
to talk to him?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Sure, don't talk to him.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
She sounds scary, Hey, Casey, oh man, No, no, no,
I'll go. My name is that intern John. I got
Sauce and Rose here as well. We're doing a War
of the Roses on the show. I need to let
you know that for legal reasons. I have your girlfriend
Meghan on the other line. Here, Megan, if you want
to say hello, Hi, name, how are you doing there?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Well?
Speaker 14 (11:26):
Well, sorry, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Hi?
Speaker 12 (11:28):
This is the Meghan without the H?
Speaker 9 (11:32):
Who with the H?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
What?
Speaker 11 (11:36):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 17 (11:37):
What am I talking about?
Speaker 6 (11:38):
I just start everything said everything?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Okay, what what did I do?
Speaker 11 (11:46):
What's what's going on?
Speaker 12 (11:48):
Don't play dumb, don't play dumb.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, Casey, we heard everything that you. I mean, unless
you just don't know how to spell your girlfriend's name
of nine months should be wid Yeah.
Speaker 15 (12:00):
Sorry, okay, yeah, okay, I got I got the name wrong.
I got it.
Speaker 14 (12:04):
You know.
Speaker 15 (12:04):
I added a nation there, My my bad?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
What are you accusing me of? What's going on?
Speaker 6 (12:08):
But you want to like marry her? And live with her.
But you don't know how to spell her name after
nine months. That's really weird.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
I'm not buying it.
Speaker 15 (12:15):
I never said anything about marrying her.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Did you want to be engaged?
Speaker 12 (12:20):
Getting engaged, getting engaged, moving in together? We're gonna be
together forever.
Speaker 15 (12:25):
We might as well moving together at least it's not ending.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
And yeah, okay, go ahead of myself.
Speaker 15 (12:31):
Nine months is not that long.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
But you're the one that brought up to Megan without
the age. Who's Megan with the age?
Speaker 18 (12:40):
The age?
Speaker 15 (12:42):
I mean, you know, okay, you know what I'll clean
Meghan with the h is who I want to be
with right now.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
But what.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
She is?
Speaker 15 (12:57):
I mean, I can't even describe how everything.
Speaker 13 (13:03):
Mean.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
That's so so it was probably easier just to say
their name out loud so he doesn't mess it up
because he's cheating on them.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Book.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 15 (13:13):
On the phone.
Speaker 12 (13:15):
I don't need to hear how hot some idiot girl.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Thank you so much for helping me out.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Gotcha YEA.
Speaker 16 (13:23):
Four of the roses is creticked and possibly edited broadcasts
with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 11 (13:28):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I thought, this is interesting. Tinder is trying to do
some of the spark hopes of like kind of rebirth.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
So that they're not the hook up app, which they've
been labeled for like ten years.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
I think that they're trying to get people back on the thing.
One of the coolest things Cinder did during the pandemic
was remember we did this? It was the like date
night or something, was the Choose your an adventure. Basically,
they probably spent millions of dollars like filming this Choose
your Adventure movie Zombie Pocalypse for you sick. It was
minute clips and he swiped do you want to go
to the store or do you want to go hide?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
And now are you gonna eat the flame hot Cheetos?
Are you gonna eat the lace?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
That's pretty cool. Yeah. Now they've introduced a new double
date feature. So Hoodie said that Eric and I need
to do this together.
Speaker 11 (14:12):
Oh god, yeah, wait.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah, okay, well yeah, so it invites users to match
as a pair, adding a fresh social twist to the
dating experience.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Oh my god, yeah yeah, let's do the show.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Currently rolling out across the United States. Double Date Let's
tenure users team up with up to three friends to
browse profiles of other duos. Once heep from the opposing pairs,
swipe right, a group chat opens instantly. So what that
means is like, if Eric sees somebody he likes, he
swipes right, I'm actually throwing in the group chat. Yeah,
Like that's kind of like the vibe. So I guess
(14:45):
there's a dedicated section of the app for this new feature.
You tap topped into it. Once inside, France can form
pairs and view side by side profiles, complete with photos
and bios. Importantly, only one mutual swipe from each pair's
need to spark a match.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Okay, So I mean, but so are the is the
pair bios? Are they like put together?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
So it sounds like like Eric and I would make
like a bio together, we'd have like photos together. And
then that's how I think that runs into like what
if you're both attracted to the same person?
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Yeah, and then like how do you fight rock paper scissors?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Bro well hoods your thoughts.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I think this is for if you two get to
do it, it's going to be that scene from Step
Brothers where they're interviewing for the same job.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
Yes, you're gonna have.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Lady now, but John also has to update his app
for him to even be able to use it. He
doesn't update anything.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I deleted Tinder.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Okay, well shallowed it.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Well listen, if Eric's down, I want to go full in,
like do a buddy photo shoot and like that type.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
Of VIRUSY done that.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
We have plenty of photos together, but I need him
to also, like I need to see what he's swiping on.
You know what I'm saying that.
Speaker 19 (15:51):
The thing because you're automatically gonna be thrown into the
group chat with so it would be you and there, yes,
other the match's friends.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Yes, what is I dellow tender? We I make the
profile for you both and then I'm the one swiping.
But Eric does have good taste.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Are you saying I don't?
Speaker 6 (16:10):
No, I'm not saying that. But Eric. Eric also lets
me look at his like dating house all the time,
so I know you don't. All right, Well, the tomorrow
we take a photo shoot.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I mean we could do this bested over the courses
next weekend because tomorrow is kind of busy day with
the shows.
Speaker 11 (16:26):
Okay, also we could take pictures at prom that's true.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah, this could be ongoing thing. You just keep updating evolving.
You guys could be the faces of Tinder Double Dates.
Speaker 20 (16:36):
Oh yeah, I have a feeling that we're not exactly.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
What intern John and your Morning show takes Tinder. Hold on,
I got a call from Eric and Bethesa. Hey is
this Eric and Bethesa?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Totally do the tender buddy thing? Come on? How are
you not back at the station?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
I'm so confused. How you're still out here?
Speaker 14 (16:56):
Look at the other.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Garage and then I think the thing and I gotta
cop in front.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Of me, So I'm going to be there again. Noticed
it's the tornado effect there. There's four different things.
Speaker 21 (17:06):
And so I told you I went to the other
parking lot of Waynes Avenue, there's road clothes.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Did you text us that you found nothing there? He did?
Speaker 5 (17:14):
No, I texted you the picture of where the garage is,
where Parker the robot might be charging at.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Okay, all right, took the video. All right, Thank you
so much.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Eric.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
So you're down, don't we do it?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Are you doing Tinder double Date or what? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
You guys are going to take a photo shoot next
week a few times and then I'm going to control
the app for you both.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Oh no, I'm scared.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Okay, that's gonna be great.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
We'll see how it goes. I think that's fair.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Were we going to see how it goes?
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Scared John?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Well, I think we should do is we should do
the photo shoot and you will post the photos on
Instagram at YMS radio, listeners will choose which buddy ones
they want to be in the profile and then we'll
go from there.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Yeah. I love this idea.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I think it'd be best. The best matches the people
have no idea who we are and just think like,
what the are these two doing? That's why? Yes, that's
one stupid question. Always does that mean we also had
to go on a double date with That's the whole
point experience.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
For some reason, Eric's location says he's outside of Tucky
Cheese right now.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Really love to see Eric.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
I told you change and then go to the garage
and that I told you that.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Eric.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Okay, Well, basically the project of the next week. We'll
take the photos, post them on at wymous Radio and
then we'll have the votes. We'll go up there.
Speaker 22 (18:26):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
This is intern John in your morning show.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Is in case you listed let's go fake name Nicole.
Good morning, Hi, good morning. This is I mean, I'm
kind of uh, I don't even know where to begin.
Your question asking for a friend involves bestie? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Yeah, so my best friend.
Speaker 14 (18:49):
I love her.
Speaker 23 (18:50):
She unfortunately, you know, isn't very well off. She's not poor,
but she can't afford a ton of new clothes. So
I lunch for my stuff a lot of the time,
and it typically comes back quite stretched out. You know,
we're not the same size, but I find that, you know.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I'm like lending her all these clothes.
Speaker 23 (19:10):
And they're coming back sort of ruined, and I don't
really know how to approach.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
It with her.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Oh okay, So okay, so you like, if you guys
are going out or are going out of town, like
she's like, hey, can I borrow this top? And then
when you get it back, it's just like, is it
I damaged to the point where you can't really wear
it again?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Sort of?
Speaker 23 (19:29):
Yeah, I mean it's like she wears it too much,
or like it gets stretched out and it just doesn't
look good on me anymore.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Okay, And so is it a thought of like you
don't want to hurt her feelings because of the financial thing,
which money cite for everybody, certainly, but also to like,
how do you broach the Hey, we're different sizes and
you're stretching my stuff out, so it's kind of like
a double whammy exactly.
Speaker 23 (19:52):
Yeah, it's a double whammy.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
I don't want to hurt a feeling.
Speaker 23 (19:55):
Okay, so you can't aford to keep buying your clothes either,
you know.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah. And as far as the friend tier, is this
an A level friend, be level friend or a sea
level friend?
Speaker 23 (20:05):
I would say she wore an A level friend.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Okay, sir? Can I put you in hold one second?
Speaker 14 (20:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
So what do you do? Your fake name Nicole? Can
you say something? Do you just kind of look the
other way? Eight seven seven, nine ninety five four six
eight one to call, nine ninety three three eight to
text sas you are tiny? Have you ever been in
this situation before? Because I feel like that many of
your friends could probably borrow your stuff.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
No, I have not. I mean maybe I have, like
I'm maybe like back in the day, but usually I
don't really have friends like like like, well, my friends
will borrow your clothes, Like Kate, I'm just gonna say
this my best friend has great boobs. Okay, she has
gigantic ones and I do not have any at all.
So she has borrowed my clothes. But it was like
it's always something that's like stretchy, like it's gonna just
(20:51):
like snap right back, like like maybe like something skims
or something. But so that's like the only thing I
could think of during the situation because I would just
maybe like at least start pulling back lending this girl clothes.
I just wouldn't want her to feel badly about herself.
But if it was something like with Kate, I can
like compliment her and be like, dude, you look great
up there and I don't. So you're just stretching out
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my stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
This is a stupid question. I'm not a girl. Yeah,
but if I were to borrow clothes again, a grown
man versus sauce who is four foot eleven, I would
probably be able to tell the ice stretched out your clothes. Yeah,
I would think it's a friend realizes she's doing it
or no, it's serious questions. I don't I've never I.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Don't know if she's putting it on herself and then
she's taking it off. Maybe she didn't realize it's been happening.
I would just have to know what it is. But
like I said, like, the only person people that even
borrow my clothes are my friends Kate and Chelsea really,
and they give them stuff back right away. But it's
stuff that they know that is going to fit them.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Sure, yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
It's not something that they have to squeeze into because
you're also then you run the risk of like actually
like ripping it so you can't wear it anyway.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Yeah, that's her.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
So I don't know, is it just like dresses this
girls borne? I would need I would need more detail
rose thoughts.
Speaker 11 (22:05):
I think you just have the conversation with her and be.
Speaker 19 (22:08):
Like, hey, I don't think if you don't want to
and you've already got clothes that are stretched out, maybe
you give her the clothes and be like, you know what,
these clothes look so good on you.
Speaker 11 (22:17):
I want you to have them. And then that could
just be.
Speaker 19 (22:19):
The end of the conversation, or you could go into
it like hey, we actually aren't the same size, or
you could be like I just went down a side,
so I don't think my clothes are gonna fit anymore,
Like make it. It's hard to approach someone when it
comes to their size and their body, like you don't
want to make them feel worse about it. But if
you have clothes that's already stretched out, maybe just like
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give it to her and be like, these looks so
good on you, you should keep them and then just be like, oh, actually,
like I'm not hurting my clothes anymore or whatever that is.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Yeah, I'm just so glam dude. We don't borrow each
other clothes.
Speaker 19 (22:50):
You think to ask if I was the person borrowing
the clothes, I would know as soon as I put
it on my body that it does not get it.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yeah, let me go in the dish jell, good morning.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Good morning, how are you Joan?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Well, thank you? What'd you want to say with this?
Speaker 18 (23:06):
Well, I just think like, if they're that closer friends,
being honest is probably going.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
To be the best way to solve this.
Speaker 18 (23:13):
It's like, hey, you know, in the last couple of
times I borrowed, you've borrowed these clothes, like they're coming
back a little stretched out, and you know we may
be similar in size, but you're you know like that.
I think that maybe, like you know, you don't want.
Speaker 11 (23:30):
To make anyone feel bad, but you just have to have.
Speaker 18 (23:33):
That hard conversation like this isn't working for me, it's
not working for you, And I agree with her. It
was like, just give her the clothes that aren't like
you don't want any more, that are damaged, and then
just tell her like, I just think it's time you
stop borrowing my clothes.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Yeah, yeah, I think, especially because clothes are expensive. Dude,
you replace some tea like that's also not great. Jill,
thank you for listening. You have a great day, you too.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
The only time this is remotely closed. This happened to
me years ago. Eric tried to give me his old
shirts that he didn't want anymore because he said he
yes on everything, like first first movie. Here. He had
a bunch of like, uh, plaid shirts, button up shirts
that he brought in a bag to give to me.
I was like, I don't that's okay, okay, thank you though, Yeah,
(24:18):
let me go in Tyson's Amanda, good morning, Hi, what
do you want to say with this? Amanda?
Speaker 7 (24:26):
So, first of all, I was at the show this
week on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Great Josh, y'all.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Did, thank you so much? Thank you.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
So I was gonna say, take her friends resting.
Speaker 23 (24:38):
He can get a lot of good stuff for cheap,
and that way you don't have to make things awkward.
Speaker 11 (24:43):
Hell yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Have you ever done that, Amanda, like with a Bessie?
Speaker 23 (24:47):
Yeah, oh yeah, I've constricted with my mom a thousand times.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
And the stuff that we final we're like, why did
somebody give this up?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
And you can find name brand stuff and stuff sold
the tags on it for much cheaper.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Damn. Okay, that's awesome, Amanda, Thank you for listening. Have
a great day.
Speaker 17 (25:04):
Thank you, my man.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
My man. Let's go in fair fact, Stephanie, you're saying
lie to her.
Speaker 17 (25:10):
Yeah, wholeheartedly, because it's not meant to be mean. But
if you can't come up with like an explanation besides saying, hey,
we're just not the same size, I would give her
the clothes and then like a week later be like,
oh I have this infection, skin disease or whatever, and yeah,
every time she says something I just don't really want
to give it to you, or.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Something just something white.
Speaker 11 (25:30):
Lie, Stephanie.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Let's roll play. Okay, I'm I'm asking you about clothes. You
tell me you have a skin issue. Okay, Hey, hey, hey, steph,
Hey girl, how are you?
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (25:38):
You know I just went to the doctor today and
you know what I have, impatigo?
Speaker 7 (25:42):
It is why on my back?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Oh okay. I brought your shoes and said, then since
those aren't on your back.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
No, because I don't know if it's gonna spread or not.
Speaker 17 (25:52):
I don't know if it's through my sweat.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
I just don't want to give it to you.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
And it's really napty pretty good, good okay, love Stephanie,
Thank you for listening, Have a great day. Bye. You
can continue over text nine nine three three eight if
you want to do an asking for a friend, DM's
up and at WYMUS Radio Letsical.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it, Ali.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Good morning, good morning, Hi girl. How long do you
work with this coworker for?
Speaker 17 (26:23):
It's been four years going on.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Okay, and you call them.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
What we made up the name creeping crud.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Creeping crud okay, and why creeping crud? Ali?
Speaker 18 (26:34):
Creeping crud because he likes to pick his nose in
public when the customers come in.
Speaker 11 (26:39):
So you're right.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
He also he likes to.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Use Q tips.
Speaker 11 (26:45):
And clean out his ears sitting there.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Okay, that is okay.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Can you say what industry you work in without giving
too much away?
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Coming in store?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Okay, all right, Ali, one second you're in the in
the running creeping crud, I would say a little more obvious. Yeah,
I mean I don't like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let
me go. She like a mourning.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
You've worked to this person for how long? Sheila?
Speaker 11 (27:14):
Almost a year?
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Okay? And their nickname is what Cruela Deville? And why
she uh?
Speaker 13 (27:22):
Well, she her personality is just amazing. She blows into
the office like she owns it. She has nothing to
say to anyone that is nice. It's always very dismissive
and mean.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Oh god.
Speaker 13 (27:37):
And one one day she pops in her office chair
and I sit behind her.
Speaker 11 (27:42):
We sit kind of community style.
Speaker 13 (27:44):
And you know, if you've ever watched the movie Kruela
Deville's hair, it looks kind of like she's had a
little bed head and right out in the back. And
you know, you have the office chat with the friends
of yours that you have everything going on with the
next thing, I know, I get a what's with Cruello
Deville this morning.
Speaker 11 (28:04):
Well, it just it just stucked.
Speaker 13 (28:07):
Now it's she's manic, she's crazy, and she's, like I said,
just a nasty person.
Speaker 11 (28:14):
So we are good morning cruel.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
I get that, all right, Sheild. One second, you're the running.
Can we call that franken sein text? Yeah, that's also
pretty brilliant. Let's go in tows and Megan, good morning,
Good morning girl. What industry are we in?
Speaker 11 (28:30):
Legal?
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Okay? And you've worked to this person for how long?
Speaker 7 (28:34):
It was a couple of years.
Speaker 11 (28:36):
They are no longer with the firm?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Got you?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (28:39):
And the nickname was what? Okay? Why howdy?
Speaker 7 (28:46):
Because how do you get the job?
Speaker 6 (28:47):
I love that? That's a hilarious Okay.
Speaker 23 (28:51):
He just never did what he was supposed to and
he actually had a second job, like on top.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Of that, he would work during work hours.
Speaker 12 (29:01):
I really like, how did he get the job?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Absolutely? That's why did the entire office know that this
was this person's name? It was just a couple of us.
Fair enough, okay, Megan, one second, you're in the running.
We've had problems here with people working two jobs, which
is funny because most can't do one job. Yeah, and
then it's like and that the person at question was
never available during work hours, but after the second office
(29:25):
hours were closed, they were on the.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Ball because they was sent excesses when I worked nights,
so I would always get the emails that I was working.
I'm like, that's that's weird.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
From the hours of you know, ten am to five pm.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
You can never get ahold of that.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Not a peep now in Springfield, Sarah, good morning, good morning,
Hi girl. You worked to this person for how long?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Four and a half years?
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Okay? And the nickname or the code name is what.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Nick knack?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Why nick knack?
Speaker 12 (29:55):
Because she's nice to look at the all, but she
serves no purpose?
Speaker 11 (29:58):
Oh I dot?
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Is she like a nice person too?
Speaker 6 (30:04):
Or no?
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Yeah, she says enough but nice?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Sure? Okay? And uh, I want to say too much. Actually,
I think we'll leave the right. That's right, Sarah. One
a second, you're in the Ryan need some voice change?
Hold on, here we go, let's go. Fake name, Lucy,
good morning, good morning. Can you say what industry this is?
Fake name? Lucy?
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Sure? Education?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Education? Okay? And you the code name for the coworkers?
Speaker 5 (30:32):
What there are two of them?
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Plastic plants, plastic plants, and why plastic.
Speaker 21 (30:39):
Plants because we have an amazing manager who really wants
to grow teachers and says, you know, if if we
want them to grow, we have to water them, we
have to give them sunlight, and they you know, no
matter what you provide for them, they do not grow
because they are plastic plants.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty brilliant. That's pretty brilliant. Okay, I
fake name Lucy one second. You're in the running. We
could get the frank Insign person to answer, but they
said we call one person that worked frankensid since they
say he's missing the brain, we say he's coolest because
he's never met somebody who's been here for so long.
You it's so lost the same time, wild, I mean
it's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 12 (31:20):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Both your favorite tanks nine ninety three three eight. And
here's a question. Do you think people have nicknames for
us in the office.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Probably. I hope mine's not nick knacked. That would suck.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
But I think we're pretty though.
Speaker 20 (31:32):
But yeah, that's kind of what I would like. That
part of that part I would say, is like the
benefit of it. Yeah, yeah, I mean, so probably has
caused some months.
Speaker 22 (31:41):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Intern John in Your Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Second date update on intern John in Your Morning Shell.
You go out with somebody maybe once a couple of times,
you think there could be something there. Then they stop
talking to you. You're wondering what's going on? Ellie, good morning, Hey,
how's it going. It's going well, thank you. So let's
get into this. You and Vince first matched where.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
We first messed on Bubble about two weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Okay, and what about Vince stood out to you, like
why did you give him a chance?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
So at first, like when we started chatting, he just
seemed like totally different from everybody else on the app.
He seemed like really mature, and of course he was
really cute too, so I was excited to meet him.
And a week ago we went out to dinner and
everything seemed like it went fine, Like he just like
we got along really well. We chatted the whole time.
(32:41):
He even like pulled my chair out for.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
Me when we got in the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, he paid for everything right away, like he didn't
even ask to split it or like hesitate to pull
out his card or anything. He just seemed like really
mature or somebody you'd meet on a dating app.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
And so let's get to like the let me cut
you out the knae grady though, So we matched the app.
How long did it take before he got your number
and you guys talked off the app?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I took it a couple of days. Like the first
day we started chouting, it was just kind of slow.
Second day picked up a little bit, and then we
were like, you know what.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Let's let's get off here.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Let's just let's make an official let's start chouting on.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Okay, sure, and so we do dinner? Date? Does he
pick you up? Do you guys meet there? How does
that work?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
We just met there?
Speaker 15 (33:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
I'm a little bit paranoid.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
I think that's that's smart. But I did like to
in the email the fact that he like there was
no question about who was going to pay, Like I
do think fellas if you leave it up to split,
then that's not it's gonna be a date at least now,
I guess for sure.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Date.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Okay, So dinner goes great, great conversation. How do we
leave the date? Did was there a kiss at the end.
Did we hug?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
No, It just kind of ended a little bit quickly.
It didn't seem like anything was wrong at the top,
and I was actually surprised afterwards that he didn't text
me the next day. I waited a couple of days
and then I was like, hey, and he just totally
ghosted me. I don't know what happened, because it seems
like everything went fine.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
I got so and that's why I wanted to bring
up you mentioned an email. You are not the one
to reach out, but when you didn't hear from him,
You're like, hey, are we gonna you know what's up?
And nothing from him?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Right?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah, absolutely nothing, And like usually I'll just like let
it go, but it seemed like nothing went wrong at all.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
I'm sure, Okay. And then just to kind of finish
painting this picture, how long have you been single for?
How long has he been single.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
For I've been single for about a year now. I'm
just kind of taken it slow, and he's been single
for about six months.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Okay, So let's do this, Ellie. We'll call Vince, trag
him on and get his side.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Okay, Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Okay, one second. Uh, that's an odd to not say anything.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
But yeah, I guess that's why we do this, sir.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
That's a good point. Hello, I calling for Vince please.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Vince.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Hey man, it's intern John. I got Sauce and Rose
here as well. Can we talk to on the air
real quick about something? Nothing not bad, Just need like
a two minutes of your time on the air. Yeah
that's okay.
Speaker 14 (35:20):
What is this about?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
But it's something bad? I promise. Is that cool?
Speaker 13 (35:24):
Though?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
As you know before we can go forward? Yeah, sure, okay,
we're doing a second date out date. I have somebody
on the line here, Ellie, if you want to say hello,
nail that and so yep again and so Vince. Ellie
reached out to us, told us you guys had a
dinner date a week ago, mashed on. I believe it
was bumble. She thought things went well, but she hasn't
(35:46):
her from you. So we're trying to get to see
where your headspace is and what you're thinking.
Speaker 14 (35:54):
Where am I thinking?
Speaker 9 (35:55):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (35:56):
Yeah, I am for being honest. Uh. Ellie was a
nice person, very pretty UH meant well, honestly, I just
didn't really.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Did you say a good time?
Speaker 6 (36:07):
Did you say, she meant well, well.
Speaker 14 (36:11):
Yeah, she means well, okay, why didn't you have a
good time? Well during our date, you know, whenever I
would bring anything up, like she would kind of flip
it and make.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
It about her. If I talked about my.
Speaker 14 (36:29):
Family, then she would say something negative about her family.
If I was talking about my job, then that she
would just she wouldn't she would just make it all
about her. And I had this really make negative tone
the whole time. She basically flipped everything I said to
make it.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
All about her. Sure, so she's like not being but
not with like a positive thing, with.
Speaker 14 (36:51):
A yeah okay, Yeah, it was pretty negative. And she
didn't give me a chance.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
And like, sure okay, kept.
Speaker 14 (37:02):
Putting me off and cooking it around back to.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Her, Ellie, does that me your thoughts?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I mean, like, sorry for sharing my experiences? I mean, like,
what do you want me to talk about?
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Were you doing it though? Sorry John to cut you off,
but were you doing it to relate to him?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Like I thought I was just like replying to what he.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Was talking about. I didn't think I was being like
overly negative or anything.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Okay, Well let's let let me do this I'm gonna
put you guys in hold. Are you a team Vince
or Team Ellie?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
You mean go here?
Speaker 18 (37:38):
You can go.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Get caught up with the intern Johnny your morning shows
in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
I don't know how this happens, but let me just
give you the headline. First, Texas man discovers ex fiance
married him without his knowledge after finding package at home
days after breakup. Okay, now before I even gave some relationship,
(38:04):
pulled Honger a sidebug, Hey girl, this is not the move.
So a forty two year old man in Texas discovered
he was married with ex fiance without his knowledge when
the marriage certificate arrived at his home just days after
they broke up. Now they're not saying his name, but
her name is Kristen. Okay, she's thirty six years old.
Accuse of sending her ex a gift bag from Bath
and Bodyworks that contained some quote products in a copy
(38:27):
of an officiated marriage license with their names on it.
Speaker 19 (38:31):
So, okay, A lot of questions because when I got married,
even in another state, both parties had to be present
to get the license.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
That's going to say we're getting there. So allegedly also
include a photo of herself holding up the document that
legally recognized the relationship.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
The spook victim who's not being named by authorities amid
the pair was in a relationship around June second when
they went to the county Clerk's office to receive a
marriage license. Okay, both parties quote must appear in person
and have a bound identification to receive an application for
a marriage license. According to the county's website, ye, him
and her and the ex fiance never made it to
the altar. The pair got in an argument when the
(39:11):
victim allegedly claimed he didn't want to be in a
relationship with her anymore. Okay, she had other plans for
their future.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
The police department claimed that she went behind the victim's
back convinced a pastor to certify the marriage, even though
the man was not intendance or even aware of a ceremony.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
That is wild. That pastor should not be allowed to
work anymore.
Speaker 19 (39:32):
So to sign the marriage certificate, there has to be
a witness as well as the officiant.
Speaker 11 (39:39):
So there are these two other people in on this.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
John, John does that. I do John, he has to
do it too, Chief said quote. I don't think in
twenty three years, I've ever heard of anybody who managed
to somehow get married to someone who wasn't present for
a ceremony. After the reverence signed off on the fake wedding,
she took a certificate to a marriage license to our
local county clerk's office found the certificate of the officials.
(40:03):
Police said the stun victim learned about the marriage violins
days after he dumped her. According to the outlet, the
chiefs said, I talked to the victim. He's going through
the significant process trying to fix this. So that's a
whole other situation. Not only you had the concern of
what does this mean for my safety and my property,
you know, which is a huge conversation, but this what
do I have to do to fix it?
Speaker 6 (40:24):
What it should just be automatically annulled like this well
known that he wasn't there in the revorend or pastor
you said both.
Speaker 20 (40:31):
So I don't know what. I honestly don't know. The
basically it just depends on the same thing. Yeah, basically, Okay,
thanks it south So that's the Yeah.
Speaker 9 (40:39):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
She's been arrested in charge of third degree felony stalking.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Yeah, yeah, girl, not the move.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
If your brain goes you want to know what, I'm
just gonna force you to marry me, and then nobody's
gonna know. I don't know if that's gonna make the
dude go. You want to know what I made a mistake?
Speaker 6 (40:55):
Yeah, you know what, I must up? You were married?
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Okay, here's I pitched you. If this was me, if
this one of my ex girlfriends married me behind my back,
I know if Sauce had ever said anything hinting to this.
Sh but I told you. I told you she'd get married,
but not tell you about it. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah,
I hope the pastors like Oopsie's.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
I don't think he should be allowed to work anymore.
If he's just out here like you know what, Yeah,
you can get married, should.
Speaker 11 (41:20):
Get his pastorhood or reverend hood revote.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
That's that's uh. That's so if you think like you'd
a crazy Actually, least they didn't marry you.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I mean, just the good stuff.
Speaker 22 (41:31):
This is intern John and your morning shows in case
you missed.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
It, Chris, still, you're there, Okay, all right, there we go,
Crys still Okay, have you ready? We're on till ten.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
In a prior job, I not only hooked up in
the office, but I hooked up with someone on my
boss's desk.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Nooky, say what field you're in? I'll get and so
did it just naturally happen on the boss's desk, or
it was like, hey, we should go to Tim's desk.
Speaker 13 (42:10):
Actually, I'll just go ahead and sayfield it's a lawn.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Raising the bary. Hell yeah, girl? All right, all right, Crystal,
one second, you're in the running. We don't judge.
Speaker 11 (42:20):
Talk to me.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Wait is this legal? I don't care objection?
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Do you think my Hey Crystal, yeah, when when you
guys are done, did Wenby say arrest my case.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Because that's so good, that's so funny.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Would you Yeah? If he didn't, I think that's a
waste of the session. If you will, let's go in Hampstead,
am I good morning, Good morning. If your job knew this,
they fight you girl? What is it?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
It's At my previous job, we would work from home occasionally,
and it was one of those jobs where there was
not an so like an eight hour day. So I
definitely took some naps when I was working.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
From home and did not talk out.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
I mean, listen, no shame in the game. People out here. Still,
I feel like that's good for you. And can you
say what field you were in?
Speaker 11 (43:13):
It was like corporate events.
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Okay, I am a one second in the running. I
told the story a million times about the employee here
who we could not get a hold of during work
hours for the longest time, and it turns out they're
working two jobs.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
If I worked from home and it was the one
that monitor your mouse, I would put like the mouse on,
like maybe like a like a kid's vibraning toy.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
They have like those like i'mac movers now from ice
for your mouse?
Speaker 6 (43:36):
Oh really?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Oh yeah, they moves your mouse a couple of minutes.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
There are people during the pandemic that put them on
the like room buzz.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
That's so good, so good, Jessica, good morning, good morning. Right,
your job to fire you for what, Jessica?
Speaker 18 (43:52):
Were am in the mental health clinic?
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Okay it why would they.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
There?
Speaker 18 (44:02):
Will fire me if they find out that I'm actually
dating for a whole year for with a client.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
What you're dating one of your patients.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
I'm not a therapist. I'm just an office manager.
Speaker 18 (44:16):
Yes, but I used to pick them up for dot
iop services on the.
Speaker 9 (44:21):
We render and we got very very close with the patient.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Sure, okay, one second, you're in the in the running,
and we don't judgement. I don't know if the laws,
that's not my job to do there. Let me go, Jamie,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
I go.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
If your job found this out, they fire you. What
is it?
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Looking for another job?
Speaker 12 (44:44):
Taking boat interviews, doing zoom calls, looking on LinkedIn?
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Indeed?
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah? During okay, you're doing at the office place.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
What you do it while you're at work? Like during
work hours?
Speaker 6 (44:58):
Yes, yeah, okay, that's very What else are you gonna
do it?
Speaker 15 (45:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (45:01):
I mean that's a good point. So but you've taken
calls on the job for other jobs.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
Yes, good for you.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Have you are you found where you in a movie yet?
Or no?
Speaker 18 (45:12):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (45:13):
H yeah give them birth not on your way, Jamie.
On second, we get but you're in the running. Get
no judgment, no vote for your favorite text nine nine
three three eight. Although I do feel like most places
probably track. I would assume track if I was a
business and I didn't have LinkedIn flag that's like, let
me know who goes on this site? Yeah, I feel
like that would probably.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
I feel like people check messages and stuff there.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Well, fun fact, dear listener, if you know this U
Saus's dad, which is her happy birthday on LinkedIn every.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
Year, every single year, birthday. I'm so lucky.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
Birthday, Yeah, birthday. Let me go. Fake name Alex, good morning, Hello,
fake name Alex or so, fake name Alexa. Well, listen
our phone system. We're not gonna be ten for ten.
We checked to make sure she's their place. We're about three.
Speaker 6 (45:59):
For ten's fine and Thursday again.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
If we were an airplane, it'd be it wouldn't be great.
Speaker 13 (46:05):
Man.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
I listen to this crazy airplanes story on the podcast
this morning. I'm not going to no, so yeah, yeah, okay,
but that's what yeah, I say because we fly on Saturday,
so I probably shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Oh my god, Fake Dame alect Sa, good morning.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Still morning a girl.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
If your work found out what they fire you.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
If my work found out that I used because I'm
the only one with kids at my job and I
used them as an excuse to go on vacation like
all the time, like I just got back suld sure
and they think that I was with my kids, so
like they out of school.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
So okay, so you'll back, Oh my kids are sick,
and you'll go to like Miami or something.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
Yeah, we we just went out of the country for
a week and then we just got back. I'm on
my way to work now, and they're gonna be like,
oh are you.
Speaker 6 (47:02):
As long as it doesn't impact anyone else's job, Like
if you're taking away other people's time, yeah, then that's fine.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Judge.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
All right, we judge. This is my kids Miami, and
for worry about them running. I'm sure that happens all
the time too.
Speaker 6 (47:18):
It does, but sometimes impacts other people's schedule because single
people and have to work. So if it's not doing that,
then it's cool do it.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
That would be annoying.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
It's happened to me, so don't. Yeah where somebody like yeah,
like the my former manager at the slum when I
worked at this line before I became the manager, she
would always act like her kid was sick and then
so I would have to leave. And it was also
when I was in college and go, you know, work
for her. But then I found out because my mom
happened to be in an ocean city. My mom saw
her ocean city and she was with her boyfriend, like
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was leaving like college early to do her job, which
was not my job, but I felt like I needed
to at the time because I just needed the money
really badly. So yeah, if you're not like doing that,
like by all means, but if you are.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Yeah, that would annoy me.
Speaker 11 (47:59):
But I've had a.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
Lot of friends though, in like the corporate world who
haven't gotten time off because somebody was doing the same thing,
which sucks. So if it's not doing that, then't do that.
But if it is, and I don't like that at all.
Speaker 22 (48:13):
Just the good stuff intern John and your morning shows
in case you missed it.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
And that does it for another I see why am
I in case you miss it? With yours truly, my
name is Hoodie. You can follow me on all social
media's at Andrew Hoodie with a why seq pictures of
my wife Mork, he pictures my dog Teddy. I think
you know the most adorable people I know. But I
mean that it's opinionated, but I think they are. But
you can also follow the show at YMS Radio. We
got a ton of great content going up there on
(48:39):
the daily, including our reactions to were the roses playlists, playoffs,
see our faces when we see you know who one
ups us on the songs we pick. Plus see all
that cool behind the scenes moments in studio. And we
were at Epic Universe and Universal Studios Orlando. It was
a great time and tons of photos from there that
would always relive that kind of week apart week with
each other essentially. Anyway, I hope you have a great
(49:01):
week and I'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 22 (49:03):
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your Morning show on their socials at YMS Radio.
Two one started up Waking Up, This is Out DC
and b Moore Weak ready.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
To start the show with Injured Johnny Your.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
More show, Yo Tony back again with another I See
Why Am I? In case you missed it, where recapped
the best fits, the best segments, the best everything of
this past week of intern Johnny Morning Show and put
one of little podcasts for you enjoy that way come
Monday morning. You know the ends, the outs, the allabouts
(00:30):
of this show, part of the Insider crew, and you know,
we're about halfway through July already. It's it's wild to
think we got like two ish weeks. You get through July,
the August is here, that's back to school and all
the good stuff. Targets already put out back to school stuff,
and they already put out Halloween stuff. So take that
as you will. But let's kick off this week's I
See Why Am I? With how were you the crazy? X?
(00:51):
Sure we've let you guys vent about you know, how
your ex was weird, how they were dumb, how they
were childish.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
But what did you do that?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You know might not have been the oudest thing you did,
but hey, you know, we're all human.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Fake name Lindsay, good morning morning. You were the crazy act.
You did what?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I took the car seats out of his car, left
in one of those suites for work or to go anywhere,
and excited his tires as I found out that he
was cheating with my brother in law. My brother in
law's mom.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Oh okay, how long to take you take the seats
out of his car?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Like an hour or two with a struggle, but ended
up getting it.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
So yeah, you never gave the seats back.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
No, of course, figure it out.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Oh my god, you're gonna drive.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I guess that's one of those things to where he
probably walked in and knew right away like that was, yeah,
that's not.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Why you just got to junk yard and get new seats,
you know.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Let me go, Uh, Chris seeing it? Do you want
a voice change or no?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Okay, I need you to tiptoe girly. Okay, okay.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
So my ex and I he had a very special
kink and we got into an argument. His friends happened
to be there, and so I went and grabbed his
special adult belt and I threw it at him in
(02:34):
front of his friends.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Okay, now this belt, Christina, is this something that you
would wear for him or vice versa.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
No, I would wear it for him.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Oh okay, see that's what was confusing.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
And how big was the horn on the belt?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
We called it big?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Red me think or like like, what are we talking here? Wait,
I'm a question a stick of gum? Or was it
bigger than that?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (03:05):
No, I'd say it was probably about eight Actually, second,
we see like a visual Wait when he saw when
he saw the javelin, if you will find to the air,
what was his reaction?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Priceless and something I will never forget and we'll cherish forever.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I'm sure. All right, Christia, one second you're in the
running love that.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Well, you know what I'm that at you? Let me
throw this at your face. Yeah, we aren't shame, by
the way, We're just we're not shaming at all. Pretty silly.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Let me go. Steven, good morning, Good morning. You were
the crazy act. How Stephen.
Speaker 9 (03:42):
Actually pressent?
Speaker 10 (03:43):
Say this is my first like girlfriend, high school sweetheart?
And what I would do is I used to work
at one Life. I shouldn't kind of know if I
could say the name of the gym, but I used
to work in the protein smoothie like counter yep. I
would make a fresh movie and I would drive past
her house and she had like a gee and I
would throw it over a g like I did I
(04:06):
for like about two weeks.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, I did that on some proteins, Stephen, not my product,
little bit.
Speaker 11 (04:14):
It's a brother that's like so petty too.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
It's like, huh, you know it's from me. I'm throwing
this again.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Well I didn't. I imagine the animals came.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
To summer and antswer going over it.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, okay, all right, Stephen. One second you're in the
air running let me go in beautiful dun dog. Teresa,
Good morning, Cassa. I'm sorry, Rasa. And so you were
the crazy ext how.
Speaker 12 (04:38):
Oh well yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Boyfriend, well, my boyfriend my husband at the time. He
would come and bring these things from work. He was
a welder and he said that the work was given
it to him, and I.
Speaker 11 (04:50):
Said, oh that was nice.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
So when he left, he decided to steal all my
rent money and he left. So I got vicious and
I called this work and I said, are you giving
him such and such and whatever he was bringing home?
And they said absolutely not. And he said, can you
bring that in us? I said sure, can, and I
got a fire from his job.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well, one second, you're in the running. That is fair.
Like if you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing,
and you tell your person and then you they why
would they be loyal to you, bruh if you weren't
loyal to them? Exactly, That's what I'm saying, Candice, good morning,
good morning. Okay, so you were talking to a guy
(05:32):
for two years or dating the guy for two years?
Speaker 12 (05:34):
Yeah, for two years. I walked into the bar, I
saw he was flurring. He was totally ignoring me. So
I ended up leaving the bar at one am. We
would always cook and everything at his house, and he
had this tiny kitchen window and he always left it unlocked,
and so I knew that, and so I climbed into
this tiny kitchen window and I wanted to do something.
Not sure what I wanted to do, but I saw
(05:55):
that he had like eating pancakes that morning. He had
syrup on the the table. So I took the bottle
of syrup and I just scorted it all over his closet,
in his clothes, went into his doors and got his
shoes and everything.
Speaker 11 (06:10):
So then I left.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Okay, now, candids. Did he ever reach out to you
and said, hey, you didn't happen to climb through window
and put sirup over my clothes?
Speaker 9 (06:19):
No?
Speaker 12 (06:19):
Yeah he did. He reached out. He knew it with me,
and he was just like, how did you get into
my house? I said, I'm not going to tell you.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Oh my god, psychological warfare. Hell, did you guys get
back together?
Speaker 13 (06:30):
Or no?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
We did?
Speaker 12 (06:32):
We did, And he would mention the clothes and the shoes,
how they were ruined, he couldn't get the syrup out
and everything. So yeah, we did for a while.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
And then when he guys broke up, did he do
anything similar? Was him being dummy or no?
Speaker 12 (06:45):
He was such a nice person except for the flirting,
But yeah, no, he.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Did it all right?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Can it's one second you're in the running vote for
your favorite over text nine ninety three three eight. You
could probably climb through a window.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I could definitely climb through windows. When's last time you've
done it? I don't know you done before? Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 9 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
I clumbed out my bedroom window all the time in
high school.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Is that back when you're robin convenience stores?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Not robing convenience stores?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Okay, so are you just taking stuff in convenience sorce John?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Shut up, I didn't take anything from convenience store. What
are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Asking them? I judging?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Okay, sure, Seeters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Hi, I'm calling for Casey.
Speaker 14 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Hi, my name is Sarah. I'm actually calling you from
a new local flower shop. We're called YMS Flowers, and
we're trying out some new marketing where we're offering someone
every day a free bouquet of roses, just hoping that
you'll come and like utilize this new flower shop. We
don't eat your credit card in phone, nothing like that,
so we can actually get them out today if you
just give me some info and where you want to
send them.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
Yeah, I guess local business.
Speaker 15 (07:59):
I'm all for supporting local business.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah yeah, sorry, what do you need?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
So we're just gonna make a little profile for you,
just so that when you do come back to us,
we can be like, Okasey and like you're so and
so you know, just something like that. So I just
need you're the name of who you're saying them to
and then we'll go from there. Yeah, is it local?
Speaker 16 (08:20):
Yeah, I do have someone in mind, Meghan if you
could send them to Meghan.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Okay, is that m E g A N or does
she have like that age to hold her down?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (08:29):
No, it's m E G h A N like like
Meghan Markle.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Oh okay, cool? Cool? And then who is she to you?
We could do We just want to be like, oh,
if you're saying them to Meghan again, like oh, how's
your girlfriend or wife.
Speaker 16 (08:43):
Or you know, let's say she's well, she's very special
to me.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
So you can say, uh, you.
Speaker 16 (08:50):
Know, for that special person or for that you know,
apple of my eye, whatever you want to say.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
It's something cheesy like that, olay U sure okay? And
then what do you want the card to say? It's
just like your typical little flower card?
Speaker 17 (09:05):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
You know, I think like Twitter character count.
Speaker 11 (09:10):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Uh okay.
Speaker 16 (09:12):
If it's just a couple of things, let's go with
something a little bit cheakier.
Speaker 14 (09:17):
Let's go with the.
Speaker 16 (09:18):
Where nothing no sorry, yeah, yeah, let's go with that.
Let's go with like wear nothing dot that's.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
All or nothing? Okay? I mean do you I just
wear nothing dot dot dot? Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Cool?
Speaker 15 (09:31):
Cool.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Cool, all right, So let me just put you on hold,
and are these locals just so, because we can get
them out today if it is around here, but if not,
if it's another state, it's local. All right, cool, Let
me just put you on hold and then I'll be
right back. Is that okay?
Speaker 14 (09:50):
That sounds great?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I uh, Megan, I'll be nothing to wear girl. Uh
So at this point, Megan, we can either hang up,
we can tell what was going on. Yeah, it's way
up to you, girl. But I think this is hopefully
this helps uh ease any Yeah we.
Speaker 9 (10:10):
Have It doesn't ease any worries because I do not
have an h in my name.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
Oh and he should know.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
I was gonna say, does he know Hustle your name?
That was like nine months he should.
Speaker 11 (10:22):
I would hope, so you know, Oh okay, okay, So.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Do you think it was just like a does he
have like a sister name Megan?
Speaker 11 (10:33):
It was like a person someone special, like the apple
of his.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
I was thinking maybe he just like slipped if he
grew up with like his sister Megan, with nature or something.
Speaker 11 (10:41):
I just wear nothing.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
No, no, no, I know, I'm just saying like I
was saying, maybe.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
Okay, yeah, no, no, no, it's pretty clear.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
It's pretty clear.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Okay, do you he's still on hold? Do you want
to talk to him?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Sure, don't talk to him.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
She sounds scary, Hey, Casey, oh man, No, no, no,
I'll go. My name is that intern John. I got
Sauce and Rose here as well. We're doing a War
of the Roses on the show. I need to let
you know that for legal reasons. I have your girlfriend
Meghan on the other line. Here, Megan, if you want
to say hello, Hi, name, how are you doing there?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Well?
Speaker 14 (11:26):
Well, sorry, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Hi?
Speaker 12 (11:28):
This is the Meghan without the H?
Speaker 9 (11:32):
Who with the H?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
What?
Speaker 11 (11:36):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 17 (11:37):
What am I talking about?
Speaker 6 (11:38):
I just start everything said everything?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Okay, what what did I do?
Speaker 11 (11:46):
What's what's going on?
Speaker 12 (11:48):
Don't play dumb, don't play dumb.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, Casey, we heard everything that you. I mean, unless
you just don't know how to spell your girlfriend's name
of nine months should be wid Yeah.
Speaker 15 (12:00):
Sorry, okay, yeah, okay, I got I got the name wrong.
I got it.
Speaker 14 (12:04):
You know.
Speaker 15 (12:04):
I added a nation there, My my bad?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
What are you accusing me of? What's going on?
Speaker 6 (12:08):
But you want to like marry her? And live with her.
But you don't know how to spell her name after
nine months. That's really weird.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
I'm not buying it.
Speaker 15 (12:15):
I never said anything about marrying her.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Did you want to be engaged?
Speaker 12 (12:20):
Getting engaged, getting engaged, moving in together? We're gonna be
together forever.
Speaker 15 (12:25):
We might as well moving together at least it's not ending.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
And yeah, okay, go ahead of myself.
Speaker 15 (12:31):
Nine months is not that long.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
But you're the one that brought up to Megan without
the age. Who's Megan with the age?
Speaker 18 (12:40):
The age?
Speaker 15 (12:42):
I mean, you know, okay, you know what I'll clean
Meghan with the h is who I want to be
with right now.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
But what.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
She is?
Speaker 15 (12:57):
I mean, I can't even describe how everything.
Speaker 13 (13:03):
Mean.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
That's so so it was probably easier just to say
their name out loud so he doesn't mess it up
because he's cheating on them.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Book.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 15 (13:13):
On the phone.
Speaker 12 (13:15):
I don't need to hear how hot some idiot girl.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Thank you so much for helping me out.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Gotcha YEA.
Speaker 16 (13:23):
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Speaker 11 (13:28):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I thought, this is interesting. Tinder is trying to do
some of the spark hopes of like kind of rebirth.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
So that they're not the hook up app, which they've
been labeled for like ten years.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
I think that they're trying to get people back on the thing.
One of the coolest things Cinder did during the pandemic
was remember we did this? It was the like date
night or something, was the Choose your an adventure. Basically,
they probably spent millions of dollars like filming this Choose
your Adventure movie Zombie Pocalypse for you sick. It was
minute clips and he swiped do you want to go
to the store or do you want to go hide?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
And now are you gonna eat the flame hot Cheetos?
Are you gonna eat the lace?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
That's pretty cool. Yeah. Now they've introduced a new double
date feature. So Hoodie said that Eric and I need
to do this together.
Speaker 11 (14:12):
Oh god, yeah, wait.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah, okay, well yeah, so it invites users to match
as a pair, adding a fresh social twist to the
dating experience.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Oh my god, yeah yeah, let's do the show.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Currently rolling out across the United States. Double Date Let's
tenure users team up with up to three friends to
browse profiles of other duos. Once heep from the opposing pairs,
swipe right, a group chat opens instantly. So what that
means is like, if Eric sees somebody he likes, he
swipes right, I'm actually throwing in the group chat. Yeah,
Like that's kind of like the vibe. So I guess
(14:45):
there's a dedicated section of the app for this new feature.
You tap topped into it. Once inside, France can form
pairs and view side by side profiles, complete with photos
and bios. Importantly, only one mutual swipe from each pair's
need to spark a match.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Okay, So I mean, but so are the is the
pair bios? Are they like put together?
Speaker 4 (15:06):
So it sounds like like Eric and I would make
like a bio together, we'd have like photos together. And
then that's how I think that runs into like what
if you're both attracted to the same person?
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Yeah, and then like how do you fight rock paper scissors?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Bro well hoods your thoughts.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I think this is for if you two get to
do it, it's going to be that scene from Step
Brothers where they're interviewing for the same job.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
Yes, you're gonna have.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Lady now, but John also has to update his app
for him to even be able to use it. He
doesn't update anything.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I deleted Tinder.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Okay, well shallowed it.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Well listen, if Eric's down, I want to go full in,
like do a buddy photo shoot and like that type.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
Of VIRUSY done that.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
We have plenty of photos together, but I need him
to also, like I need to see what he's swiping on.
You know what I'm saying that.
Speaker 19 (15:51):
The thing because you're automatically gonna be thrown into the
group chat with so it would be you and there, yes,
other the match's friends.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Yes, what is I dellow tender? We I make the
profile for you both and then I'm the one swiping.
But Eric does have good taste.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Are you saying I don't?
Speaker 6 (16:10):
No, I'm not saying that. But Eric. Eric also lets
me look at his like dating house all the time,
so I know you don't. All right, Well, the tomorrow
we take a photo shoot.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I mean we could do this bested over the courses
next weekend because tomorrow is kind of busy day with
the shows.
Speaker 11 (16:26):
Okay, also we could take pictures at prom that's true.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah, this could be ongoing thing. You just keep updating evolving.
You guys could be the faces of Tinder Double Dates.
Speaker 20 (16:36):
Oh yeah, I have a feeling that we're not exactly.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
What intern John and your Morning show takes Tinder. Hold on,
I got a call from Eric and Bethesa. Hey is
this Eric and Bethesa?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Totally do the tender buddy thing? Come on? How are
you not back at the station?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
I'm so confused. How you're still out here?
Speaker 14 (16:56):
Look at the other.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
Garage and then I think the thing and I gotta
cop in front.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Of me, So I'm going to be there again. Noticed
it's the tornado effect there. There's four different things.
Speaker 21 (17:06):
And so I told you I went to the other
parking lot of Waynes Avenue, there's road clothes.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Did you text us that you found nothing there? He did?
Speaker 5 (17:14):
No, I texted you the picture of where the garage is,
where Parker the robot might be charging at.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Okay, all right, took the video. All right, Thank you
so much.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Eric.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
So you're down, don't we do it?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Are you doing Tinder double Date or what? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
You guys are going to take a photo shoot next
week a few times and then I'm going to control
the app for you both.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Oh no, I'm scared.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Okay, that's gonna be great.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
We'll see how it goes. I think that's fair.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Were we going to see how it goes?
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Scared John?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Well, I think we should do is we should do
the photo shoot and you will post the photos on
Instagram at YMS radio, listeners will choose which buddy ones
they want to be in the profile and then we'll
go from there.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Yeah. I love this idea.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I think it'd be best. The best matches the people
have no idea who we are and just think like,
what the are these two doing? That's why? Yes, that's
one stupid question. Always does that mean we also had
to go on a double date with That's the whole
point experience.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
For some reason, Eric's location says he's outside of Tucky
Cheese right now.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Really love to see Eric.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
I told you change and then go to the garage
and that I told you that.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Eric.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Okay, Well, basically the project of the next week. We'll
take the photos, post them on at wymous Radio and
then we'll have the votes. We'll go up there.
Speaker 22 (18:26):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
This is intern John in your morning show.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Is in case you listed let's go fake name Nicole.
Good morning, Hi, good morning. This is I mean, I'm
kind of uh, I don't even know where to begin.
Your question asking for a friend involves bestie? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Yeah, so my best friend.
Speaker 14 (18:49):
I love her.
Speaker 23 (18:50):
She unfortunately, you know, isn't very well off. She's not poor,
but she can't afford a ton of new clothes. So
I lunch for my stuff a lot of the time,
and it typically comes back quite stretched out. You know,
we're not the same size, but I find that, you know.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I'm like lending her all these clothes.
Speaker 23 (19:10):
And they're coming back sort of ruined, and I don't
really know how to approach.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
It with her.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Oh okay, So okay, so you like, if you guys
are going out or are going out of town, like
she's like, hey, can I borrow this top? And then
when you get it back, it's just like, is it
I damaged to the point where you can't really wear
it again?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Sort of?
Speaker 23 (19:29):
Yeah, I mean it's like she wears it too much,
or like it gets stretched out and it just doesn't
look good on me anymore.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Okay, And so is it a thought of like you
don't want to hurt her feelings because of the financial thing,
which money cite for everybody, certainly, but also to like,
how do you broach the Hey, we're different sizes and
you're stretching my stuff out, so it's kind of like
a double whammy exactly.
Speaker 23 (19:52):
Yeah, it's a double whammy.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
I don't want to hurt a feeling.
Speaker 23 (19:55):
Okay, so you can't aford to keep buying your clothes either,
you know.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah. And as far as the friend tier, is this
an A level friend, be level friend or a sea
level friend?
Speaker 23 (20:05):
I would say she wore an A level friend.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Okay, sir? Can I put you in hold one second?
Speaker 14 (20:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:11):
So what do you do? Your fake name Nicole? Can
you say something? Do you just kind of look the
other way? Eight seven seven, nine ninety five four six
eight one to call, nine ninety three three eight to
text sas you are tiny? Have you ever been in
this situation before? Because I feel like that many of
your friends could probably borrow your stuff.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
No, I have not. I mean maybe I have, like
I'm maybe like back in the day, but usually I
don't really have friends like like like, well, my friends
will borrow your clothes, Like Kate, I'm just gonna say
this my best friend has great boobs. Okay, she has
gigantic ones and I do not have any at all.
So she has borrowed my clothes. But it was like
it's always something that's like stretchy, like it's gonna just
(20:51):
like snap right back, like like maybe like something skims
or something. But so that's like the only thing I
could think of during the situation because I would just
maybe like at least start pulling back lending this girl clothes.
I just wouldn't want her to feel badly about herself.
But if it was something like with Kate, I can
like compliment her and be like, dude, you look great
up there and I don't. So you're just stretching out
(21:12):
my stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
This is a stupid question. I'm not a girl. Yeah,
but if I were to borrow clothes again, a grown
man versus sauce who is four foot eleven, I would
probably be able to tell the ice stretched out your clothes. Yeah,
I would think it's a friend realizes she's doing it
or no, it's serious questions. I don't I've never I.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Don't know if she's putting it on herself and then
she's taking it off. Maybe she didn't realize it's been happening.
I would just have to know what it is. But
like I said, like, the only person people that even
borrow my clothes are my friends Kate and Chelsea really,
and they give them stuff back right away. But it's
stuff that they know that is going to fit them.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Sure, yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
It's not something that they have to squeeze into because
you're also then you run the risk of like actually
like ripping it so you can't wear it anyway.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Yeah, that's her.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
So I don't know, is it just like dresses this
girls borne? I would need I would need more detail
rose thoughts.
Speaker 11 (22:05):
I think you just have the conversation with her and be.
Speaker 19 (22:08):
Like, hey, I don't think if you don't want to
and you've already got clothes that are stretched out, maybe
you give her the clothes and be like, you know what,
these clothes look so good on you.
Speaker 11 (22:17):
I want you to have them. And then that could
just be.
Speaker 19 (22:19):
The end of the conversation, or you could go into
it like hey, we actually aren't the same size, or
you could be like I just went down a side,
so I don't think my clothes are gonna fit anymore,
Like make it. It's hard to approach someone when it
comes to their size and their body, like you don't
want to make them feel worse about it. But if
you have clothes that's already stretched out, maybe just like
(22:40):
give it to her and be like, these looks so
good on you, you should keep them and then just be like, oh, actually,
like I'm not hurting my clothes anymore or whatever that is.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Yeah, I'm just so glam dude. We don't borrow each
other clothes.
Speaker 19 (22:50):
You think to ask if I was the person borrowing
the clothes, I would know as soon as I put
it on my body that it does not get it.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yeah, let me go in the dish jell, good morning.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Good morning, how are you Joan?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Well, thank you? What'd you want to say with this?
Speaker 18 (23:06):
Well, I just think like, if they're that closer friends,
being honest is probably going.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
To be the best way to solve this.
Speaker 18 (23:13):
It's like, hey, you know, in the last couple of
times I borrowed, you've borrowed these clothes, like they're coming
back a little stretched out, and you know we may
be similar in size, but you're you know like that.
I think that maybe, like you know, you don't want.
Speaker 11 (23:30):
To make anyone feel bad, but you just have to have.
Speaker 18 (23:33):
That hard conversation like this isn't working for me, it's
not working for you, And I agree with her. It
was like, just give her the clothes that aren't like
you don't want any more, that are damaged, and then
just tell her like, I just think it's time you
stop borrowing my clothes.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Yeah, yeah, I think, especially because clothes are expensive. Dude,
you replace some tea like that's also not great. Jill,
thank you for listening. You have a great day, you too.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
The only time this is remotely closed. This happened to
me years ago. Eric tried to give me his old
shirts that he didn't want anymore because he said he
yes on everything, like first first movie. Here. He had
a bunch of like, uh, plaid shirts, button up shirts
that he brought in a bag to give to me.
I was like, I don't that's okay, okay, thank you though, Yeah,
(24:18):
let me go in Tyson's Amanda, good morning, Hi, what
do you want to say with this? Amanda?
Speaker 7 (24:26):
So, first of all, I was at the show this
week on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Great Josh, y'all.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Did, thank you so much? Thank you.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
So I was gonna say, take her friends resting.
Speaker 23 (24:38):
He can get a lot of good stuff for cheap,
and that way you don't have to make things awkward.
Speaker 11 (24:43):
Hell yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Have you ever done that, Amanda, like with a Bessie?
Speaker 23 (24:47):
Yeah, oh yeah, I've constricted with my mom a thousand times.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
And the stuff that we final we're like, why did
somebody give this up?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
And you can find name brand stuff and stuff sold
the tags on it for much cheaper.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Damn. Okay, that's awesome, Amanda, Thank you for listening. Have
a great day.
Speaker 17 (25:04):
Thank you, my man.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
My man. Let's go in fair fact, Stephanie, you're saying
lie to her.
Speaker 17 (25:10):
Yeah, wholeheartedly, because it's not meant to be mean. But
if you can't come up with like an explanation besides saying, hey,
we're just not the same size, I would give her
the clothes and then like a week later be like,
oh I have this infection, skin disease or whatever, and yeah,
every time she says something I just don't really want
to give it to you, or.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Something just something white.
Speaker 11 (25:30):
Lie, Stephanie.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Let's roll play. Okay, I'm I'm asking you about clothes. You
tell me you have a skin issue. Okay, Hey, hey, hey, steph,
Hey girl, how are you?
Speaker 6 (25:38):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (25:38):
You know I just went to the doctor today and
you know what I have, impatigo?
Speaker 7 (25:42):
It is why on my back?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Oh okay. I brought your shoes and said, then since
those aren't on your back.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
No, because I don't know if it's gonna spread or not.
Speaker 17 (25:52):
I don't know if it's through my sweat.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
I just don't want to give it to you.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
And it's really napty pretty good, good okay, love Stephanie,
Thank you for listening, Have a great day. Bye. You
can continue over text nine nine three three eight if
you want to do an asking for a friend, DM's
up and at WYMUS Radio Letsical.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it, Ali.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Good morning, good morning, Hi girl. How long do you
work with this coworker for?
Speaker 17 (26:23):
It's been four years going on.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Okay, and you call them.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
What we made up the name creeping crud.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Creeping crud okay, and why creeping crud? Ali?
Speaker 18 (26:34):
Creeping crud because he likes to pick his nose in
public when the customers come in.
Speaker 11 (26:39):
So you're right.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
He also he likes to.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Use Q tips.
Speaker 11 (26:45):
And clean out his ears sitting there.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Okay, that is okay.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Can you say what industry you work in without giving
too much away?
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Coming in store?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Okay, all right, Ali, one second you're in the in
the running creeping crud, I would say a little more obvious. Yeah,
I mean I don't like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let
me go. She like a mourning.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
You've worked to this person for how long? Sheila?
Speaker 11 (27:14):
Almost a year?
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Okay? And their nickname is what Cruela Deville? And why
she uh?
Speaker 13 (27:22):
Well, she her personality is just amazing. She blows into
the office like she owns it. She has nothing to
say to anyone that is nice. It's always very dismissive
and mean.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Oh god.
Speaker 13 (27:37):
And one one day she pops in her office chair
and I sit behind her.
Speaker 11 (27:42):
We sit kind of community style.
Speaker 13 (27:44):
And you know, if you've ever watched the movie Kruela
Deville's hair, it looks kind of like she's had a
little bed head and right out in the back. And
you know, you have the office chat with the friends
of yours that you have everything going on with the
next thing, I know, I get a what's with Cruello
Deville this morning.
Speaker 11 (28:04):
Well, it just it just stucked.
Speaker 13 (28:07):
Now it's she's manic, she's crazy, and she's, like I said,
just a nasty person.
Speaker 11 (28:14):
So we are good morning cruel.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
I get that, all right, Sheild. One second, you're the running.
Can we call that franken sein text? Yeah, that's also
pretty brilliant. Let's go in tows and Megan, good morning,
Good morning girl. What industry are we in?
Speaker 11 (28:30):
Legal?
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Okay? And you've worked to this person for how long?
Speaker 7 (28:34):
It was a couple of years.
Speaker 11 (28:36):
They are no longer with the firm?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Got you?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (28:39):
And the nickname was what? Okay? Why howdy?
Speaker 7 (28:46):
Because how do you get the job?
Speaker 6 (28:47):
I love that? That's a hilarious Okay.
Speaker 23 (28:51):
He just never did what he was supposed to and
he actually had a second job, like on top.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Of that, he would work during work hours.
Speaker 12 (29:01):
I really like, how did he get the job?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Absolutely? That's why did the entire office know that this
was this person's name? It was just a couple of us.
Fair enough, okay, Megan, one second, you're in the running.
We've had problems here with people working two jobs, which
is funny because most can't do one job. Yeah, and
then it's like and that the person at question was
never available during work hours, but after the second office
(29:25):
hours were closed, they were on the.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Ball because they was sent excesses when I worked nights,
so I would always get the emails that I was working.
I'm like, that's that's weird.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
From the hours of you know, ten am to five pm.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
You can never get ahold of that.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Not a peep now in Springfield, Sarah, good morning, good morning,
Hi girl. You worked to this person for how long?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Four and a half years?
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Okay? And the nickname or the code name is what.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Nick knack?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Why nick knack?
Speaker 12 (29:55):
Because she's nice to look at the all, but she
serves no purpose?
Speaker 11 (29:58):
Oh I dot?
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Is she like a nice person too?
Speaker 6 (30:04):
Or no?
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Yeah, she says enough but nice?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Sure? Okay? And uh, I want to say too much. Actually,
I think we'll leave the right. That's right, Sarah. One
a second, you're in the Ryan need some voice change?
Hold on, here we go, let's go. Fake name, Lucy,
good morning, good morning. Can you say what industry this is?
Fake name? Lucy?
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Sure? Education?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Education? Okay? And you the code name for the coworkers?
Speaker 5 (30:32):
What there are two of them?
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Plastic plants, plastic plants, and why plastic.
Speaker 21 (30:39):
Plants because we have an amazing manager who really wants
to grow teachers and says, you know, if if we
want them to grow, we have to water them, we
have to give them sunlight, and they you know, no
matter what you provide for them, they do not grow
because they are plastic plants.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty brilliant. That's pretty brilliant. Okay, I
fake name Lucy one second. You're in the running. We
could get the frank Insign person to answer, but they
said we call one person that worked frankensid since they
say he's missing the brain, we say he's coolest because
he's never met somebody who's been here for so long.
You it's so lost the same time, wild, I mean
it's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 12 (31:20):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Both your favorite tanks nine ninety three three eight. And
here's a question. Do you think people have nicknames for
us in the office.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Probably. I hope mine's not nick knacked. That would suck.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
But I think we're pretty though.
Speaker 20 (31:32):
But yeah, that's kind of what I would like. That
part of that part I would say, is like the
benefit of it. Yeah, yeah, I mean, so probably has
caused some months.
Speaker 22 (31:41):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Intern John in Your Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Second date update on intern John in Your Morning Shell.
You go out with somebody maybe once a couple of times,
you think there could be something there. Then they stop
talking to you. You're wondering what's going on? Ellie, good morning, Hey,
how's it going. It's going well, thank you. So let's
get into this. You and Vince first matched where.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
We first messed on Bubble about two weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Okay, and what about Vince stood out to you, like
why did you give him a chance?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
So at first, like when we started chatting, he just
seemed like totally different from everybody else on the app.
He seemed like really mature, and of course he was
really cute too, so I was excited to meet him.
And a week ago we went out to dinner and
everything seemed like it went fine, Like he just like
we got along really well. We chatted the whole time.
(32:41):
He even like pulled my chair out for.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
Me when we got in the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, he paid for everything right away, like he didn't
even ask to split it or like hesitate to pull
out his card or anything. He just seemed like really
mature or somebody you'd meet on a dating app.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
And so let's get to like the let me cut
you out the knae grady though, So we matched the app.
How long did it take before he got your number
and you guys talked off the app?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I took it a couple of days. Like the first
day we started chouting, it was just kind of slow.
Second day picked up a little bit, and then we
were like, you know what.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Let's let's get off here.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Let's just let's make an official let's start chouting on.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Okay, sure, and so we do dinner? Date? Does he
pick you up? Do you guys meet there? How does
that work?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
We just met there?
Speaker 15 (33:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
I'm a little bit paranoid.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
I think that's that's smart. But I did like to
in the email the fact that he like there was
no question about who was going to pay, Like I
do think fellas if you leave it up to split,
then that's not it's gonna be a date at least now,
I guess for sure.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Date.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Okay, So dinner goes great, great conversation. How do we
leave the date? Did was there a kiss at the end.
Did we hug?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
No, It just kind of ended a little bit quickly.
It didn't seem like anything was wrong at the top,
and I was actually surprised afterwards that he didn't text
me the next day. I waited a couple of days
and then I was like, hey, and he just totally
ghosted me. I don't know what happened, because it seems
like everything went fine.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
I got so and that's why I wanted to bring
up you mentioned an email. You are not the one
to reach out, but when you didn't hear from him,
You're like, hey, are we gonna you know what's up?
And nothing from him?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Right?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah, absolutely nothing, And like usually I'll just like let
it go, but it seemed like nothing went wrong at all.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
I'm sure, Okay. And then just to kind of finish
painting this picture, how long have you been single for?
How long has he been single.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
For I've been single for about a year now. I'm
just kind of taken it slow, and he's been single
for about six months.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Okay, So let's do this, Ellie. We'll call Vince, trag
him on and get his side.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Okay, Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Okay, one second. Uh, that's an odd to not say anything.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
But yeah, I guess that's why we do this, sir.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
That's a good point. Hello, I calling for Vince please.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Vince.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Hey man, it's intern John. I got Sauce and Rose
here as well. Can we talk to on the air
real quick about something? Nothing not bad, Just need like
a two minutes of your time on the air. Yeah
that's okay.
Speaker 14 (35:20):
What is this about?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
But it's something bad? I promise. Is that cool?
Speaker 13 (35:24):
Though?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
As you know before we can go forward? Yeah, sure, okay,
we're doing a second date out date. I have somebody
on the line here, Ellie, if you want to say hello,
nail that and so yep again and so Vince. Ellie
reached out to us, told us you guys had a
dinner date a week ago, mashed on. I believe it
was bumble. She thought things went well, but she hasn't
(35:46):
her from you. So we're trying to get to see
where your headspace is and what you're thinking.
Speaker 14 (35:54):
Where am I thinking?
Speaker 9 (35:55):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (35:56):
Yeah, I am for being honest. Uh. Ellie was a
nice person, very pretty UH meant well, honestly, I just
didn't really.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Did you say a good time?
Speaker 6 (36:07):
Did you say, she meant well, well.
Speaker 14 (36:11):
Yeah, she means well, okay, why didn't you have a
good time? Well during our date, you know, whenever I
would bring anything up, like she would kind of flip
it and make.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
It about her. If I talked about my.
Speaker 14 (36:29):
Family, then she would say something negative about her family.
If I was talking about my job, then that she
would just she wouldn't she would just make it all
about her. And I had this really make negative tone
the whole time. She basically flipped everything I said to
make it.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
All about her. Sure, so she's like not being but
not with like a positive thing, with.
Speaker 14 (36:51):
A yeah okay, Yeah, it was pretty negative. And she
didn't give me a chance.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
And like, sure okay, kept.
Speaker 14 (37:02):
Putting me off and cooking it around back to.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Her, Ellie, does that me your thoughts?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I mean, like, sorry for sharing my experiences? I mean, like,
what do you want me to talk about?
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Were you doing it though? Sorry John to cut you off,
but were you doing it to relate to him?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Like I thought I was just like replying to what he.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Was talking about. I didn't think I was being like
overly negative or anything.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Okay, Well let's let let me do this I'm gonna
put you guys in hold. Are you a team Vince
or Team Ellie?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
You mean go here?
Speaker 18 (37:38):
You can go.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Get caught up with the intern Johnny your morning shows
in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
I don't know how this happens, but let me just
give you the headline. First, Texas man discovers ex fiance
married him without his knowledge after finding package at home
days after breakup. Okay, now before I even gave some relationship,
(38:04):
pulled Honger a sidebug, Hey girl, this is not the move.
So a forty two year old man in Texas discovered
he was married with ex fiance without his knowledge when
the marriage certificate arrived at his home just days after
they broke up. Now they're not saying his name, but
her name is Kristen. Okay, she's thirty six years old.
Accuse of sending her ex a gift bag from Bath
and Bodyworks that contained some quote products in a copy
(38:27):
of an officiated marriage license with their names on it.
Speaker 19 (38:31):
So, okay, A lot of questions because when I got married,
even in another state, both parties had to be present
to get the license.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
That's going to say we're getting there. So allegedly also
include a photo of herself holding up the document that
legally recognized the relationship.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
The spook victim who's not being named by authorities amid
the pair was in a relationship around June second when
they went to the county Clerk's office to receive a
marriage license. Okay, both parties quote must appear in person
and have a bound identification to receive an application for
a marriage license. According to the county's website, ye, him
and her and the ex fiance never made it to
the altar. The pair got in an argument when the
(39:11):
victim allegedly claimed he didn't want to be in a
relationship with her anymore. Okay, she had other plans for
their future.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
The police department claimed that she went behind the victim's
back convinced a pastor to certify the marriage, even though
the man was not intendance or even aware of a ceremony.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
That is wild. That pastor should not be allowed to
work anymore.
Speaker 19 (39:32):
So to sign the marriage certificate, there has to be
a witness as well as the officiant.
Speaker 11 (39:39):
So there are these two other people in on this.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
John, John does that. I do John, he has to
do it too, Chief said quote. I don't think in
twenty three years, I've ever heard of anybody who managed
to somehow get married to someone who wasn't present for
a ceremony. After the reverence signed off on the fake wedding,
she took a certificate to a marriage license to our
local county clerk's office found the certificate of the officials.
(40:03):
Police said the stun victim learned about the marriage violins
days after he dumped her. According to the outlet, the
chiefs said, I talked to the victim. He's going through
the significant process trying to fix this. So that's a
whole other situation. Not only you had the concern of
what does this mean for my safety and my property,
you know, which is a huge conversation, but this what
do I have to do to fix it?
Speaker 6 (40:24):
What it should just be automatically annulled like this well
known that he wasn't there in the revorend or pastor
you said both.
Speaker 20 (40:31):
So I don't know what. I honestly don't know. The
basically it just depends on the same thing. Yeah, basically, Okay,
thanks it south So that's the Yeah.
Speaker 9 (40:39):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
She's been arrested in charge of third degree felony stalking.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Yeah, yeah, girl, not the move.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
If your brain goes you want to know what, I'm
just gonna force you to marry me, and then nobody's
gonna know. I don't know if that's gonna make the
dude go. You want to know what I made a mistake?
Speaker 6 (40:55):
Yeah, you know what, I must up? You were married?
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Okay, here's I pitched you. If this was me, if
this one of my ex girlfriends married me behind my back,
I know if Sauce had ever said anything hinting to this.
Sh but I told you. I told you she'd get married,
but not tell you about it. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah,
I hope the pastors like Oopsie's.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
I don't think he should be allowed to work anymore.
If he's just out here like you know what, Yeah,
you can get married, should.
Speaker 11 (41:20):
Get his pastorhood or reverend hood revote.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
That's that's uh. That's so if you think like you'd
a crazy Actually, least they didn't marry you.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I mean, just the good stuff.
Speaker 22 (41:31):
This is intern John and your morning shows in case
you missed.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
It, Chris, still, you're there, Okay, all right, there we go,
Crys still Okay, have you ready? We're on till ten.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
In a prior job, I not only hooked up in
the office, but I hooked up with someone on my
boss's desk.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Nooky, say what field you're in? I'll get and so
did it just naturally happen on the boss's desk, or
it was like, hey, we should go to Tim's desk.
Speaker 13 (42:10):
Actually, I'll just go ahead and sayfield it's a lawn.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Raising the bary. Hell yeah, girl? All right, all right, Crystal,
one second, you're in the running. We don't judge.
Speaker 11 (42:20):
Talk to me.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Wait is this legal? I don't care objection?
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Do you think my Hey Crystal, yeah, when when you
guys are done, did Wenby say arrest my case.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Because that's so good, that's so funny.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Would you Yeah? If he didn't, I think that's a
waste of the session. If you will, let's go in Hampstead,
am I good morning, Good morning. If your job knew this,
they fight you girl? What is it?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
It's At my previous job, we would work from home occasionally,
and it was one of those jobs where there was
not an so like an eight hour day. So I
definitely took some naps when I was working.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
From home and did not talk out.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
I mean, listen, no shame in the game. People out here. Still,
I feel like that's good for you. And can you
say what field you were in?
Speaker 11 (43:13):
It was like corporate events.
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Okay, I am a one second in the running. I
told the story a million times about the employee here
who we could not get a hold of during work
hours for the longest time, and it turns out they're
working two jobs.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
If I worked from home and it was the one
that monitor your mouse, I would put like the mouse on,
like maybe like a like a kid's vibraning toy.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
They have like those like i'mac movers now from ice
for your mouse?
Speaker 6 (43:36):
Oh really?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Oh yeah, they moves your mouse a couple of minutes.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
There are people during the pandemic that put them on
the like room buzz.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
That's so good, so good, Jessica, good morning, good morning. Right,
your job to fire you for what, Jessica?
Speaker 18 (43:52):
Were am in the mental health clinic?
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Okay it why would they.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
There?
Speaker 18 (44:02):
Will fire me if they find out that I'm actually
dating for a whole year for with a client.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
What you're dating one of your patients.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
I'm not a therapist. I'm just an office manager.
Speaker 18 (44:16):
Yes, but I used to pick them up for dot
iop services on the.
Speaker 9 (44:21):
We render and we got very very close with the patient.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Sure, okay, one second, you're in the in the running,
and we don't judgement. I don't know if the laws,
that's not my job to do there. Let me go, Jamie,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
I go.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
If your job found this out, they fire you. What
is it?
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Looking for another job?
Speaker 12 (44:44):
Taking boat interviews, doing zoom calls, looking on LinkedIn?
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Indeed?
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah? During okay, you're doing at the office place.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
What you do it while you're at work? Like during
work hours?
Speaker 6 (44:58):
Yes, yeah, okay, that's very What else are you gonna
do it?
Speaker 15 (45:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (45:01):
I mean that's a good point. So but you've taken
calls on the job for other jobs.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
Yes, good for you.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Have you are you found where you in a movie yet?
Or no?
Speaker 18 (45:12):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (45:13):
H yeah give them birth not on your way, Jamie.
On second, we get but you're in the running. Get
no judgment, no vote for your favorite text nine nine
three three eight. Although I do feel like most places
probably track. I would assume track if I was a
business and I didn't have LinkedIn flag that's like, let
me know who goes on this site? Yeah, I feel
like that would probably.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
I feel like people check messages and stuff there.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Well, fun fact, dear listener, if you know this U
Saus's dad, which is her happy birthday on LinkedIn every.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
Year, every single year, birthday. I'm so lucky.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
Birthday, Yeah, birthday. Let me go. Fake name Alex, good morning, Hello,
fake name Alex or so, fake name Alexa. Well, listen
our phone system. We're not gonna be ten for ten.
We checked to make sure she's their place. We're about three.
Speaker 6 (45:59):
For ten's fine and Thursday again.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
If we were an airplane, it'd be it wouldn't be great.
Speaker 13 (46:05):
Man.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
I listen to this crazy airplanes story on the podcast
this morning. I'm not going to no, so yeah, yeah, okay,
but that's what yeah, I say because we fly on Saturday,
so I probably shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Oh my god, Fake Dame alect Sa, good morning.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Still morning a girl.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
If your work found out what they fire you.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
If my work found out that I used because I'm
the only one with kids at my job and I
used them as an excuse to go on vacation like
all the time, like I just got back suld sure
and they think that I was with my kids, so
like they out of school.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
So okay, so you'll back, Oh my kids are sick,
and you'll go to like Miami or something.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
Yeah, we we just went out of the country for
a week and then we just got back. I'm on
my way to work now, and they're gonna be like,
oh are you.
Speaker 6 (47:02):
As long as it doesn't impact anyone else's job, Like
if you're taking away other people's time, yeah, then that's fine.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Judge.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
All right, we judge. This is my kids Miami, and
for worry about them running. I'm sure that happens all
the time too.
Speaker 6 (47:18):
It does, but sometimes impacts other people's schedule because single
people and have to work. So if it's not doing that,
then it's cool do it.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
That would be annoying.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
It's happened to me, so don't. Yeah where somebody like yeah,
like the my former manager at the slum when I
worked at this line before I became the manager, she
would always act like her kid was sick and then
so I would have to leave. And it was also
when I was in college and go, you know, work
for her. But then I found out because my mom
happened to be in an ocean city. My mom saw
her ocean city and she was with her boyfriend, like
(47:48):
was leaving like college early to do her job, which
was not my job, but I felt like I needed
to at the time because I just needed the money
really badly. So yeah, if you're not like doing that,
like by all means, but if you are.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Yeah, that would annoy me.
Speaker 11 (47:59):
But I've had a.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
Lot of friends though, in like the corporate world who
haven't gotten time off because somebody was doing the same thing,
which sucks. So if it's not doing that, then't do that.
But if it is, and I don't like that at all.
Speaker 22 (48:13):
Just the good stuff intern John and your morning shows
in case you missed it.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
And that does it for another I see why am
I in case you miss it? With yours truly, my
name is Hoodie. You can follow me on all social
media's at Andrew Hoodie with a why seq pictures of
my wife Mork, he pictures my dog Teddy. I think
you know the most adorable people I know. But I
mean that it's opinionated, but I think they are. But
you can also follow the show at YMS Radio. We
got a ton of great content going up there on
(48:39):
the daily, including our reactions to were the roses playlists, playoffs,
see our faces when we see you know who one
ups us on the songs we pick. Plus see all
that cool behind the scenes moments in studio. And we
were at Epic Universe and Universal Studios Orlando. It was
a great time and tons of photos from there that
would always relive that kind of week apart week with
each other essentially. Anyway, I hope you have a great
(49:01):
week and I'll talk to you next time.
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