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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Two one, Start it Up, Waking Up, This is out
DC andmore Weaken try to start the show.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
With Injured Johnny Your.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
More Show, Yo, and honey back again with another I
see Why am I? In case you missed it, where
recapped the best bits, the best segments, the best everything
of this past week of intern john in your Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
But what little podcasts you enjoy that way.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Come Monday morning? You know the ens, the outs, the
allabouts of this show. And the great thing is it's
now August, y'all, which is even better if July didn't
go your way. Hey, you got a whole thirty ish days.
I don't remember how many days August has to just
capitalize and make it your own. Just have fun, go
get t in, you know, go to the beach, do
whatever you want. We support that, But we got kickoff
(00:49):
this week's icee Why am I? With bad honeymoon Poker?
What went wrong on your honeymoon? Maybe was the hotel service,
Maybe you didn't get a room at all, or maybe
you ate something that you were allergic to. There you go,
how to use the right words, and it kind of
ruined the whole vibe for the whole honeymoon let's enjoy.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Let me go in Abington and Shannon, good morning, Good
morning a girl. Myrtle Beach honeymoon. What happens?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
God gifted a place in Myrtle Beach because we couldn't
afford a honeymoon. Get there early. We were waiting for
check and we decided we were going to go walk
on the beach. I hit my purse under the where
the thing where you put the tire in the in
the trunk to come back. The trunk is popped open.
Everything was rummaged through everything the rest of the time
(01:40):
at the police station, and we had no money.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh no, you got robs on your on your honeymoon.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
On the Thursday.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, okay, a right, Shannon. One second in the running.
Let's go in Baltimore. Stephanie, good morning, Wait.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
What happened girl?
Speaker 7 (01:58):
Uh so, after the wedding or one of the bridesmaids
was drunk, really really drunk. Tried to get her to leave.
She started fighting with both sides of the family, like
physically verbally. So I'm like, let's just go put her
in the car with another bridesmaid and my wife. We're
driving and she starts like kicking through the front seat
(02:20):
again continued fighting. I see a police station and I'm like,
I'm gonna pull over.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
I'm gonna pull over.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
If you don't stop, and she continues. I ended up
looping around again, trying to scare. She continues, I just
pull on the police station, and I don't tell her that,
you know, she's kicking us and beating us up and stuff.
Speaker 9 (02:38):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
Police officer takes her. It's pouring down, raining, more soaked.
We get to the other hotel room and something happened
with the other bridesmaids room and she had a crash
in the room with us, which.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Most importantly, though this bridesmaid friend of yours, a friend
of your wife's a friend of my wife. Okay, Stephanie,
one second, you're in the running.
Speaker 9 (03:03):
I'm not babysitting anybody. Hell, and I'm certainly not driving.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Okay, wait for this one. Okay in beautiful bowie, Ali,
good morning. Oh hold on, wait on thing and all
you want voice change? Hold on? There we go, Ali,
Do you want voice change nor hold on? Never mind that,
check myself out, Ali, So what went wrong on the honeymoon?
Speaker 10 (03:29):
So my husband and I got married on our lunch
break at the local courthouse Intana and decided to go camping,
uh local thing to do, something we love to do.
And we went ten camping and I was five months pregnant.
Speaker 11 (03:44):
I was huge.
Speaker 10 (03:45):
It was October, so I didn't realize that the bathrooms
on the campground were lost permanently until the following season.
And I woke up in the middle of the night
in a tent on a deflated air mattress with a
massive stomach ache and does the bathroom So I had
to put my husband's shoes on and dust walk around
the lake uh to find out. In the next morning,
(04:07):
he asked me if I wore his shoes when I
went to the bathroom because I had to go number
two pretty terribly and got it all over his shoes.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Oh my god, it was awful.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
Yeah, are you sorry?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Were they were talking like his white sneakers look like
they were paintfalling.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
They were actually black bands, but you know it was yeah,
it was awful, Like.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Please don't it's are you still the other?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
We are?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
We are? What a prince of a man? Ali? One
second you were in the rudding.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
That is I feel like I'm having a baby. You
can't LaVey.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I mean that's yeah, I mean that sucks. Let me
go in Germantown, Catherine, Good morning, Good morning, beautiful Saint Lucia.
What happened?
Speaker 9 (05:00):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (05:01):
So we stay at this all inclusive resort that had
us fill out like a questionnaire ahead of time, lifting
out allergies, food preferences and the like. And on the
second night that we were there, the dessert came out
and they've been they were so good the first night
about askuma allergies and everything, and they knew it. So
(05:24):
I thought everything would be fine. And they bring out
the dessert and there I'm alerted to strawberries and there
was a strawberry sauce on the dessert, but my husband
didn't realize it tasted like strawberries until about two or
three bites in. So we spent the rest of the
night like scouring the island trying to find benadro oh no.
(05:45):
And then I took a couple and fell asleep for
the majority of the next day.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Okay, nice.
Speaker 12 (05:51):
My husband kept checking on me to make sure I
was still breathing while.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Oh classic for sure. Yeah, I mean, because that's one
of those things, Catherine, where God forbid you did go
the next Afterlife, her husband's going to jail, Like there's
he comes back and it's a Netflix special. But he
must have somebody else because he fetters strawberry sauce in
Saint Lucia on not Emo, Do you know what I mean?
So that's crazy.
Speaker 12 (06:15):
The resort felt so terrible about it the next like
the rest of the trip they were overly diligent, and
it was a really wonderful trip, but it was just good.
It was hysterical that it happened the way that it does.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
No for sure, right oh yeah, like that moment you
realize that, like I could be dying right now, okay,
and then to be like like if that was me,
if I had strawberry allergy and I died because I
ate strawberries, I would expect my friends to roast me.
And like he knew his entire life, but his ass
(06:48):
had to have strawberry cheesecake it. Yeah, he couldn't tell
that was red and had berries on it. It had
no idea that I would expect you guys to do that.
Would I vote for your favorite three eight cheeters?
Speaker 9 (07:03):
We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's more of the roses on Intern John in your
Morning Shows, in case you missed it.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
Hi, I'm calling for Rich.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
My name is Mason. I'm calling you from a new
local flower shop or called Wymus Flowers, and we want
to offer you a free bouquet of a dozen roses.
We're youve been doing this weekly, giving them out to
people that live in the zip code, just to try
to get you to come back into us. I'm totally
free killing your credit card info. So do you know
who you want to send them to?
Speaker 13 (07:32):
Or yeah, no, I'm not interested.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
I mean, we're trying to get our product out there
so that you actually see it for free. And you
also kind of like kill two birds with one stone,
you know, you make somebody's day and then you also
look you know good while doing it, so you want
to keep the.
Speaker 13 (07:48):
Flowers, you know things I don't really need that.
Speaker 9 (07:51):
I mean, it is totally free. It's just like an
easy way to you know, look like, I don't know,
make someone's day in your life as well. But if
you definitely don't want it, that's fine. I can move
on to the next person.
Speaker 13 (08:03):
I mean, look to be honest with you, like, my
girlfriend is allergic to flowers anyway, since oh really, all
that sucks.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
I mean, we actually are partnered up with this massage
place in the area. It's on the same street as
we are. Uh, so I could offer you a free
romantic massage if you want, because it's my friend's business,
so it would it would also make me look like
a good person my best friend. Yeah, we do like
a romantic couple's massage, and then she'll send more people
my way anyway, So we just kind of like try
(08:30):
to support each other.
Speaker 13 (08:32):
It's totally free.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
It's totally free. Yeah, I just you know, I want
I want my best eat to succeed, and then you'll
look like a good dude too. And then if your
mom every wants flowers, you could come here check us
out or something.
Speaker 13 (08:46):
Grandma, all right, I mean all right, you talked me
into it with the massage, I'll do that, seck.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Okay, So who do you like? We'll just send out
like a card with you know, everything about what the
person's getting. Again, it is romantic. So whoever you're in
to what's their name?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Okay? Uh to Heather?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
Are you freaking shiitting me?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
What I mean? That actually what I was thinking? Yeah,
Rich my name, Oh.
Speaker 14 (09:18):
My freaking god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Rich?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah, Rich, all quick with lu Katie. My name is
intern John. That is Sauce and Rose. That is your girlfriend, Katie, Katie.
Do you know who Heather is?
Speaker 15 (09:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (09:36):
That's his ax that he worked with.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
The phone strangely, Rich.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Rich, You're you're in so much shouble her phone lines
burning up? So Rich, Why are you still sleeping with
your ex girlfriend who is also your coworker?
Speaker 13 (09:50):
No, no, come on, look what you think?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Let me ask you this. But but before I get
to what we think it is, Katie, are you allergic
to flowers?
Speaker 17 (10:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I love flowers. I'm a gardener. Okay, okay, so Rich,
what what do what do you think we think it is?
And what is it really?
Speaker 9 (10:15):
I want to hear.
Speaker 13 (10:16):
Look, there's nothing going on. I just it's important to
keep Heather happy because we work together. I've already told
you this a thousand times, Like a good relationship between
her nine like is just keeps it. It makes it
better for us? Like how does I felt better for fu.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Fucking jerk?
Speaker 17 (10:38):
Like?
Speaker 15 (10:38):
I cannot believe you're still seeing your ex?
Speaker 18 (10:40):
Are you guys actually like trying to rekindle something?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Are you just being like.
Speaker 13 (10:44):
A loom now this is like, this is an ambush.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Rich, Rich, I'm on your side. I think you're a
good guy. And to be honest, you're probably doing this
for Katie's benefit.
Speaker 13 (10:58):
Right, That's why I said, just because honestly, like we
will be better off sure if I have a good relationship,
but work because.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I just.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
Un hinge thinking.
Speaker 13 (11:12):
Or of the roses is creticked and possibly edited to
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Speaker 2 (11:17):
Want more roses, go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Real quick, uh sauce for you? What a potential mate
wearing this color would give them five bonus.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Points potential meat?
Speaker 17 (11:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I can they if they're let's say, actually, let's there,
let's say there are a seven, but they wore this
color bumps into like a nine. What color would that be?
Speaker 9 (11:37):
I guess it depends because I like, like I've gone
on days with guys that were like maybe a navy
shirt and it brought out their blue eyes or like
if you have green eyes, you wear a green shirt. Yeah,
so or just all black? I think all black's hot.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Is there a color that would make them go from
a seven to a six? Like if you would like
may like a I know purple will be different aus
the Ravens, I guess, but purple and non Raven settings
I think maybe.
Speaker 9 (11:58):
I think it'd be like a little I know that,
I know that you guys, guys always pull it off.
I get that. I just would be like, oh, that's
not I don't we're paying as a little. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh I love it, Okay, Rose Clinton obviously man rocket
ten ten, But is there a color that he can
wear that makes him go from ten to a fifteen?
Speaker 19 (12:13):
Blue?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Makes his blue eyes pop?
Speaker 9 (12:16):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Is there a color that makes him go from a
ten to a nine point nine? Nine nine nine? Or
maybe is not his power color? I don't think so.
Speaker 14 (12:25):
He pretty much looks great in every color that I've
seen him in. No color, you're so dumb.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
So this person's the color theorists, which the jobs we
learned about on this show are kind of.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Crazy, but I love them because then they're like, they'll
tell your color and your season.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Oh you've heard this before, yeah okay.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
And also you have to know color theory to be
a big up artist or you're just oh.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Well, I know what we've talked about how restaurants, So
he use color like the reason mcdonald' says, right everywhere
I supposed to listen, like the hunger and appetite. Allegedly,
that's they say, at least, so every color and shade
from the briest of whites, the Davis of blues, has
an emotional reaction to those around us. So, according to
the expert color theories about understanding how colors interact and
affect us emotionally, it looks at things like hue in
(13:13):
value and saturation, YadA, YadA. According to the latest data
from Google Search Trends, searches related to first state outfit
increased by eighteen percent in the last month alone. Oh wow,
which is kind of interesting, Okay. And then they say
it's like in this this past winter winter dinner outfits
one by fifty percent, like searching winter dinner outfits.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
Okay, which is interesting. I doesn't say color.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
No this in general, though I've never thought to search that.
Speaker 9 (13:39):
I have searched that. I will say I searched that
a million times.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Probably I'll say this, I searched I saw this video
another thing to get to entirely of eminem on Instagram.
So I searched eminem jacket on Amazon and then put
my cart, so it's very exciting. I was like, Oh,
it's hot out, though not great. Time to get a
jacket might be cheaper though it's fair. Okay, So the
expert the worst collars to wear in the first date.
(14:02):
And this is confusing because I feel like we've heard
the opposite. She says red red.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
I feel like that's okay because I'm confused because they
have the red nail theory, where apparently if you have
red nails, guys are more into that they think it's
like more for some reason motherly, which that kind of
freaks me out. I don't like it. I don't like
it when you describe it like that at all. I'm
just gonna say that, but I can see how red
could be overwhelming. But then I also hear that if
you wear red, guys are more attracted to red.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
You threw me off with the nail thing, because now
that I think of it, yeah, my mom had red
nails growing up.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
Yeah, so when odd it's interesting. So I had red
nails when was that like a month ago? And then
so one of my friends was like, oh, red nail
theory and I was like, Oh, I forgot that this
thing of TikTok, and I didn't really know what it meant,
so I finally googled it because even if you look
it up on TikTok, it takes you so long to
find a video that explains it. Yeah, and it's it's like,
I'll even google it.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I wonder because like now that I think, like that
makes me feel like subconsciously safer. I guess so the
momm used to have that, if that makes sense.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
So the red nail theory suggests men are more attracted
to women who wear red nail polish, with the idea
stemming from the colors association with confidence, feminine femininity, and
even nostalgic connection to caregivers. Like the other interesting I hate.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
That that's interesting though, But I always thought they said
to where rags and make you stand out, and it's
like a power color and YadA YadA.
Speaker 20 (15:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
That's also the other thing is that like this this
woman that's the CEO, she's like, I always get big
apple red. I think it's the color that she said,
because she's like, I'm a CEO and then people take
me more seriously, and I'm like, does took me?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
She says that it doesn't suit everyone easily send the
wrong message as a first impression doesn't say what the
message is. But there we go.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
All other bold colors better left for later stage days
include orange and purple.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Okay, what purple is my color?
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I was gonna say in this area.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
I think that because of if it's like a lavender color.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
I don't know if it's like a I think if
it's a raven stuff, fine, but if it's like a
purple shirt that can give older lady vibes, I think no, I'm.
Speaker 9 (15:58):
Thinking of like a hot dry it's like lavender.
Speaker 14 (16:01):
Okay, sure, Yeah, I think it depends on like the
style of the clothing and then the.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Color on top of it.
Speaker 9 (16:09):
Yeah, and if that's your color, that's fair.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
They say wearing too much gray and wash out neutrals
gifts off an underwhelming impression on your first sight.
Speaker 9 (16:16):
I guess that could it could make you look kind
of just, you know, like muted.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah, it's a good way of putting it. Like they
don't quite stand out. It's just kind of abundant, like
they're the non playable character NPC. As the kids said.
They say, as far as black, most universal shade, they
take it take almost every style box Warren correctly, it's
it can be elegant, it can be she can be sexy.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Yeah yeah, I think that's pleas. The biggest takeaway if
born correctly. The last day it went on, which was
like months and months ago, the guy wore a black
button up shirt that was like three sizes too big
for him and it looked like he was either going
to go like the bottom of his ouf. It was
like kwie boots and jeans, And I was like, are
you gonna go? He works for the garment, so I
was like, I'm confused, what's happening?
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Yeah, we said a million times. I agree with the fellas.
Five dollars suit that is tailored looks a bazillion times
better than a million dollar suit doesn't fit you.
Speaker 9 (17:06):
And that's not why I never saw him again. By
the way, I'm not that shallow, but I really was
gonna be like, hey, so who gave you that shirt?
Like where did you find that?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yeah? Like somebody maybe my man lost a bunch of
weight of us Like my brother, he did not time
to pick it up.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Fiscal.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny Your
Morning Show, is in case you missed it, and.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Let's go fake name Jackie. Good morning, Hey, how are you?
I'm doing well? This is interesting. So you're asking for
a friend. You and your ex were together for? How long?
Speaker 6 (17:37):
We were together?
Speaker 8 (17:38):
For two and a half years?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Okay? And whose idea was it to pull the plug?
Speaker 8 (17:44):
It was kind of mutual, but mostly him.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Okay, And now here we are, it's been about how long.
Speaker 19 (17:51):
It spent three and a half Well, yeah, it's been
about three months okay.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
It feels like forever though.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
And you've been trying to play cool and stilled, you know,
cardial friendly, and that's kind of why we're here. What's
going on?
Speaker 8 (18:04):
Well, I mean we started as friends, we dated, and
now what I would like to do is remain friends
with him, But I'm not really sure that process because
usually when like I break up with somebody or somebody,
it's like over. But I really do care for him.
Speaker 19 (18:23):
I know we should both move on, but I don't
know how people can be friends with their exits. I
don't even know if that's actually a thing.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Okay, And does does he want to be friends as well?
Do you guys have similar friend groups and that kind
of thing?
Speaker 19 (18:35):
Yeah, we mix and mingle.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Okay, have you guys hung out since breaking up or
not even just one on one bike in the same room.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
No, not really.
Speaker 19 (18:44):
I mean he had a work trip and then I
was away with my family, so we haven't really And
I don't even know how to sort of get that started,
like hey, we're having a party or hey blah blah blah,
I'm having a party. It's just kind of it's awkward
now and now my friends, it's a little awkward.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Okay, can't butt you hold one second? So what do
you do? Your fake name Jackie? Can you be friends
with the X? Let me go in North Carolina VI
the iHeartRadio app Trish, good morning.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
What do you want to say?
Speaker 17 (19:15):
Girl?
Speaker 10 (19:17):
Just like Christopher Wee Violin said, gotta get over liking
you first.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Know, you gotta get over that those feelings before you
can do.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Any Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Especially when you're in the same friend group.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
No, Trish, I'm gonna get your coffee to you for
listening for North Carolina. That's awesome. I rose your thoughts
with this.
Speaker 14 (19:38):
I think if he's the one that ended things and
she still wants to be friends with him, I think
it's her responsibility to go to him and say something,
because he's going to be like, she doesn't want to
be friends with me, I broke up with her, so
that that's if you want to be friends, you're gonna
probably have to be the one to make the.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Move for it.
Speaker 14 (19:55):
But I do think you need more time, yes, to
get over the breakup, unless it was completely mutual. But
still I feel like there needs to be a little
bit more time. I agree with it's probably like a year.
But I also feel like if you have the same
friend group, it's gonna happen organically.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
Yeah, I think you don't have to make it happen personally.
Speaker 14 (20:14):
I am not friends with any of my exes. I
just don't see how that works very well.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
But you know what, to each their own. I do
think there's like a public pressure because of how public
life is now, like everybody has to know everything's cool.
But do you think everybody's gonna know you guys are
okay just by hanging out with you if you don't
talk badly about them, that would be like the subtle
way of knowing it's okay. Yeah, It's almost like when
the couple posts much when they're together, You're like, this
is fake, Like if you're forcing the friendship after the breakup,
(20:42):
I would assume it's fake.
Speaker 14 (20:43):
Yeah, she makes it so soon, because if I were
the friend in the friend group, I'd be like, oh,
she's trying to get him back.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
Exactly, That's what I would think too.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
I'm gonna go minassis Na, good morning. You were in
a similar spot. What do you want to say?
Speaker 21 (20:58):
So, yes, I think definitely more time than the three months.
But also I was with my ex for like six years,
and we always like throughout our relationship, we were like,
you know, we just need like if anything happens, like
we should be friends like we'd have. We were together
for six years, like obviously all of our friends became
really close and everything. But after that, I never hung
(21:22):
out with him one on one, but whenever we were
together with friends, I would just get the major like and.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm like, why was I with you? Like why am
I here?
Speaker 8 (21:31):
Why am I friends with you?
Speaker 21 (21:33):
And so I literally was like you know what, I'm sorry,
like and then I also was like hearing all the
stuff that he was doing to the new like with
his new hookups and everything, and I just was like
that's how you treated me like I and I wanted
like I never did, like I would want to go
to the girls and be like, listen, he's not just
talking to you, He's talking to like ten other girls.
(21:53):
So it just wasn't good for my mental health. So
I highly recommend that cut your losses and move on
if you need to, Yeah, get new friends, or just
tell your friends like, hey, if you respect me, you're
going to.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Respect this and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Yeah, yeah for sure, Rene hall On, one second gets
you a coffee. I also want to go real quick
in Lancaster, PA on the free ieutradio at Matthew Good Mornings.
Ye May Lancaster, Matthew, how do you guys? How do
y'all say it there where you're from.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Lancaster?
Speaker 22 (22:27):
But if you say it really fast, you actually say Langster.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah, all of them, Baltimore, baby, Matthew, what do you
want to say with this?
Speaker 6 (22:36):
So if I.
Speaker 22 (22:37):
Would say a friendship, no, not going to give The
friend group is mature enough that they can, you know,
chat every few months, maybe you know, figure out how
they're doing through their friends, not often, but every once
in a while. And I also feel like from the
tone and how she is telling the story.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
It sounds like she is more interested.
Speaker 22 (23:02):
In him than things about how you know. That's what
I hear from from the story.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
No, no, imagine one second and get you a coffee
if you want to do an asking for a friend
dms up An at WYMUS Radio.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Interned John in your Morning showcation missed it.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Big Name, Vanessa, Good morning. Can you say what field
you work in?
Speaker 17 (23:31):
Hospitology?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Okay, and what's the scandal at work?
Speaker 6 (23:36):
There was this new guy, This new manis guy that
came and you know he's trying to flirt with all
the cleaning ladies, the housekeepers and everything else. So he
first started with the cleaning lady from the the public area.
So they one on a couple of days. I do
I know what happened. I guess he.
Speaker 23 (23:56):
Did her wrong.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
But then he was stirting with one of the housekeepers.
It came to the point that the opening maybe and him,
we're not talking, and we find out that the housekeeper
ended up sending him news because he left his phone
in the bathroom and the cleaning lady found his phone
(24:17):
and went through his phone on everything, so that.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Through his phone, Well there is that. That's a fair point.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Why is you to the phone if they didn't work out?
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Well, I don't know. I guess we have something more
going on. And she was trying to raise.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
Something on first from.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
There thanking Vanessa say to assume this is a hotel. Yes,
five star, four star, three star, two star.
Speaker 17 (24:44):
Capitol Hill.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Okay, you might listen that bat. That's bunch of politicians
in there. Team All right, what let's just put that
home because listen, if we ever disappeared from the show,
just now, it was nuts.
Speaker 9 (24:56):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
I mean sometimes I think that we Now I thought
about how sometimes we dabble with people who probably are
saying things they shouldn't say. Oh yeah, well, like, will
you even realize that we would be like a national secret.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
There have been days where we said stuff. I'm like,
I probably should want to. I'm like, I don't know
what I'm talking about half the time.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
I'm just a girl's absolutely.
Speaker 19 (25:18):
Let me go.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
They named Jessica good morning.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
So you worked in aviation, girl. What happened?
Speaker 11 (25:27):
So in aviation as an employee, you can't get buddy passes,
which is a free ticket that you ticket and if
there's a spot, you don't get.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
It, so you get if someone There was a scandal
that happened at.
Speaker 11 (25:41):
One of the airport where a group of exotic dancers
couldn't get on the flight because there was a room
and they were like, wps, I paid for these tickets
and they're like, no, you didn't need such standby tickets. Yeah,
and then it turns out that there was a large
group of employees that were selling their buddy passes. But
I think we can work in city. Yes, okay, people,
(26:07):
A bunch of people got fired and it were not
way higher than you would have thought.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
It was Jesse.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
It would be wrong to assume the airlines rhymes with
spear ends with it, or what airline was it? You said,
what was the Spirit Airlines?
Speaker 6 (26:23):
No, so I won't say which one, but it wouldn't
be the one to.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Say was Northeast. There it is the Northeast. I mean, listen,
he shame the game.
Speaker 17 (26:40):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Gosh, let me go fake name, Emily. You were part
of the scandal. Work what happened?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (26:47):
So I work at work, used to work.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
On a law firm, and I was messing around with
a co worker and turns out he was also messing
with another co worker.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Okay, so how how long were you messing with coworker?
Speaker 6 (27:03):
I would say about over six months or so. We
were you know, ever, we would go to happy hours together.
Everyone would kind of know, and you know, that other
coworker did not care, and she proceeded to try to
make it like she's taking my man away from me,
and she would always like post him go to happy hours,
now try to join us. I'm like, girls, who are.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
You emin him in private? Absolutely?
Speaker 17 (27:27):
So?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Were you both so.
Speaker 9 (27:30):
Like he's the bachelor also at work?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, and that's what I was like.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
I'm like, give me the decency of telling me first
and then you can do what you want. But at
the same time at the same place.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah, And like I ask you a questions.
Speaker 9 (27:45):
One, how do you write this guy's I mean.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
He's made tight to the t, so I will say
he was like an eight.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Okay, what's your title talk?
Speaker 6 (28:00):
He's tall, he has a beard, Sure, he's a little unky,
he's like, you know, just a little bit, but I'm
called to old?
Speaker 9 (28:10):
Why am I just picturing?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Okay? Did you guys have a role play as like
cross examining each other.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
Or like an episode of Suits.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Yeah, yes, it felt like suits, you know, walk around
the hallways, gave each other that look.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Actually all right, thank you, And as the other girls
she busted, Oh yeah, yeah, I got that all right,
Emily one second, you're running. I mean we're all we
know fake and Emily is bad. He she listens to
this show. Yeah, absolutely, vote for your faith over text
nine three three eight. Some of these fake named Mike,
(28:45):
good morning. This is at a gas station. What was
the scandal?
Speaker 17 (28:52):
I found out my boss would be about fake donation
cups at the registers at the end of the month.
She would use the money to buy cleaning supplies for
our store.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Okay, the store with there's that, and it's what would
be like the charity she would pretend to be for.
Speaker 17 (29:11):
She had a couple of them. She had like the
cardboard cutouts that she would take to the container to
make it look like real. But it was St.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Jude mother's breast cancer.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
That's yeah, that's not great catch it.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
That's like very bad karma. No, Also, why do you
have to do that to buy clean supplies for your store?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
You can vote your favorite nine nine three three attacks
you can go here.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
You can go get caught up with intern Johnny your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Second date update on Intern john in your Morning Show.
The dating world sucks. That's why when you find somebody
you think is different, that maybe could be your person,
and then they stopped talking to you, you want to
know what went wrong. We try to get to the
bottom of it. Nick, Good morning, sir, Good morning. How
are you doing well?
Speaker 19 (30:03):
Man?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
So walk us through this. You and Cartney first met,
how or on what app.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
First? I just want to say, you're right, the dating
world does.
Speaker 23 (30:12):
And that's why when you meet, when you meet somebody cool,
it's kind of refreshing.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
So yeah, Courtney and I we met on tender.
Speaker 23 (30:20):
I don't have a lot of time, so you know,
I kind of have to resort to online dating.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, and we you know, it was it, I mean,
it flowed.
Speaker 24 (30:32):
You know.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
We had a lot of texting back and forth.
Speaker 23 (30:34):
We even did a couple of you know, FaceTime calls
just to get comfortable with each other's fun.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
And uh yeah, we just have a lot in common.
Speaker 23 (30:42):
And and she's really smart, you know, intelligent, So that's
like a huge turn on.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
To me and we we went out to dinner. It
was great. It was a great meal. Again, like we kind.
Speaker 23 (30:55):
Of just picked up where we left off with the
texting and the the video calls.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Well, I wanted to bring this up. Let me cut you.
I want to bring this up because you mentioned your email.
You said it felt like you guys have known each
other for a long time.
Speaker 13 (31:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, it was really easy to talk to her, like, yeah, awesome.
Speaker 17 (31:13):
Though.
Speaker 23 (31:13):
You know, sometimes you meet somebody and it's just, you know,
you feel like you've known them forever.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
You know, well, especially to like having the first couple
of talks be a FaceTime almost. Fuck, that's more awkward
than meeting somebody in person, you know what I mean.
Speaker 23 (31:26):
Yeah, I mean it can be, but it does kind
of sort out. Uh, you know the real people from
some women are just fishing for compliments on these dating apps.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Yeah, that's his truth, that's his truth. Say okay, So, Nick,
so we match about two weeks ago, a week of talking.
Good dinner. Last week you drove a conversation you said,
was kind of seamless, almost like you know, you haven't
missed a step. Was there a kiss at the end
of the day's.
Speaker 23 (31:58):
Just a kiss on the cheek, Okay, know it was
I kind of kept it classy. I wasn't really getting
the vibe that she was the kind of girl that
was going to make out on the first day. I
certainly didn't want to push that sure, which made me
prospect her even more. But you know, she's been ghosting
me now, like I haven't heard anything from her, okay,
and us I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yeah, and that's how wide asks. So you guys left
it with You're supposed to hang out again like this week. Fair, Like,
I'll well say something up, we'll go out again. Okay.
And you've tried taxiing, you try calling and just nothing.
Speaker 23 (32:33):
Nothing, yeah, radio silence, my man. It's it's pretty baffling.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah, okay, so let's do this. I'll call Courtney and
trag your on with us and get her side of
the story.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Okay, yeah, no, like get an answer one way or
the other on this Now.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
I got you on one second because there's the crappy
part of the things.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
Going well and then yeah, then you don't understand what happened.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Hello, I Courtney. Yeah, Hey, it's intern John. I got
Sauce and Rose here as well. Can we talked to
you on the show real quick about something, nothing bad,
Just need like two minutes of your time.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Oh okay, okay, I got.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Something on the phone here named Nick Nick if you
want to say hello, Hey, what's up? Corny nailed it,
and so Corney Nick reached out to us. He told us,
you guys a mash On hinge that we had a
dinner sorry tinder had a dinner date last week. He
thought the vibes are good, but that he's not heard
from you since. So we're just trying to call and
see where your head's at. Because what he told us,
(33:39):
it sounds like you guys had a connection.
Speaker 15 (33:44):
Well, hey Nick, Yeah, listen. Nick's a really nice guy.
We had a great time. I thought we were connecting
really well. We were chatting on the app, had a
few facetimes, so and that went really well. In the date.
To be quite honest, it did.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
It went really well.
Speaker 15 (34:06):
It's just there were some red flags, or actually one
red flag that seemed a little weird.
Speaker 19 (34:11):
I ignored it.
Speaker 15 (34:12):
And then after the date.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (34:15):
He was telling me about we all have friends. He
was telling me about he has this really great, like
best girlfriend and that's I love that. I think that's
that's actually a green flag. When a guy has close
female friends, I think that's great and make him between
those friendships. However, like a day after the date, I
get a d M through Instagram with someone I don't
(34:37):
follow and doesn't follow me, and it's his friend, his
best girlfriend, and it's this long message asking me how
the date went, what did we talk about? How do
I feel about Nick? Yeah? It scrolled on and that
(34:59):
to me was the it'll be big turn off. I
just I don't know, it didn't feel I don't know.
It just didn't feel like a friend. I have friends,
and you know, they interrogate me after the dates they
don't gone damn day.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Okay, did you almost get the vibe like she's like
guarding her territory.
Speaker 15 (35:17):
I mean yeah, it felt it felt invasive. It felt
kind of like, well it was given. It's like that's
in line between giving mom and like stocker girlfriend vibes.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Your thoughts.
Speaker 23 (35:31):
Yeah, I didn't know that that my friend Sarah had
done that until after the fact.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I do.
Speaker 23 (35:40):
I see where Courtney's coming from on that, but it
really and I talked to Sarah about everything.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
You know.
Speaker 23 (35:47):
I told her how excited I was to meet Courtney
and she was really happy for me.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Why with uh, well, real quick though, has she done
this before?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
No?
Speaker 23 (36:01):
Maybe, like if she met the per like the girl
I was dating person, she might ask.
Speaker 15 (36:07):
I would disagree with that. In her message it definitely
indicated like she does this.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Okay, so let me do this.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
I'm gonna put you guys in hold. Are you a
team Nick or Team Courtney?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Just the good stuff?
Speaker 12 (36:21):
This is intern John and your morning shows in case
you missed it.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
I need a tiptoe around this. Ceedy Relations Festival sparks
noise complaints as one thousand swingers to send on Sleepy
Town for a three day event loud moaning sounds so oh,
there's a sleepy English village that's known for the country's
biggest annual swingers festival festival, which is the spark noise
(36:47):
complaints from locals outraged by the ear splitting sounds. As
you can imagine. The town itself is about two hours
north of London. Attracks around a thousand people, which is
a lot, especially when you consider the population the town's
just eight hundred and ninety seven.
Speaker 9 (37:01):
Well, how many years has this been happening last.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Couple of years. Began in twenty twenty, so what better
time than COVID to bring people together the three day
festival as frisk play tents, pole dancing, phone parties, mobile dungeons,
in relations games like but he bingo if you catch
my okay, I probably can't that better than I did.
Speaker 9 (37:26):
Yeah, I'm like okay, ah, yeah, which would love to
learn how to play. They do twister too, I would hope.
Speaker 17 (37:35):
So.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Yeah, they talk to people in the town. They say,
we're becoming known as the Swingers capital of England just
because of festival. That's not a title we want that,
like it's a bad thing. Come on, they say, it's
mostly elderly people and families here. You can imagine them
splitting their tea when they've learned were the homeless swing Nation.
Speaker 9 (37:52):
I am kind of surprised they picked an actual town
and didn't just pick like a big field and camp
there or something.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Well, it is a big field in the town to
be fair. Also, I would say that if they're sitting
up in the town, somebody had to give them permission.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Yeah, true, not just yeah, they're not permit.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Yeah. The organizers of the events say it's nothing dirty,
they say, Contrary to some beliefs, there's no keys and bowls,
seedy music, shade individuals.
Speaker 9 (38:18):
I mean, it's a it's a festival that tells you
what you're doing. I don't think you need the bulls
like that.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
And we're ready driving to the stating intents.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Yeah, so I don't. I think there's like a better way.
That's like a very seventies thing. Yeah, in that listen,
we're not shaming, No, we're not at all. But what
I want this next to where I live probably not,
you know what I'm saying. Tickets to the festival go
for two hundred and fifty dollars each with live music,
that's right, Absolutely, workshops, demonstrations, it's very very super diversity.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Yeah, absolute, Bengo, So.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
You're into that.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Cool.
Speaker 9 (38:52):
I don't like someone obviously in the town that was
signed off for it.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
So yeah, it's just one of those things where imagine like, yeah,
in the morning to let the dog out, Yeah he
is here, Like yeah, is that jack All? What the
hell's going on?
Speaker 9 (39:03):
Is like three days? It's not like a month.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
So yeah, they must make bank. Dude, See fifteen one
thousand people for the whole thing plus concessions.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
I got merched as well at that point.
Speaker 14 (39:15):
Maybe pay off the town a little bit, Wan, pay
pay some of the people you're making mad.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
W more of playing socials at WYMUS radio was just the.
Speaker 14 (39:23):
Good stuff in turn John in your morning shows.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
It let me go. Iha, good morning, good morning. I
laid honest what happened?
Speaker 16 (39:36):
Uh so my husband and I when we were first dating.
I went over, you know, to his home, and he's
playing the video game Hitman. Yeah, and he scared me
because he got so into all of his head shots.
He was so excited about dumping the bodies and taking
the clothes and doing all of the Hitman things. And
(39:57):
I got quiet because he stopped talking to me because
he was so into the game. And I got a
little quiet and concerned, and I'm like.
Speaker 8 (40:04):
Uh you are you okay?
Speaker 6 (40:08):
Tell me something?
Speaker 19 (40:10):
Actually?
Speaker 4 (40:11):
And you guys have married.
Speaker 16 (40:15):
Right well, we've been right now for eighteen years.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
He's crazy.
Speaker 16 (40:19):
That's just crazy. We have five kids.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
I love that I'm busy. One a second on the
Hitman's a game where you plays hit Man. That is
kind of funny. He's He's like, this is I wouldn't
do in real life. Let me go Middle river A,
let's sair good morning, good morning, I go there normal
and tell what.
Speaker 24 (40:40):
So he was normal until we went on a trip
to Miami and we were going to our bagel and
instead of just buying a ticket like a normal person,
he said it would be more fun to try to
sneak in.
Speaker 13 (40:52):
So we were literally on the fruit.
Speaker 18 (40:54):
Trying to sneak in the.
Speaker 24 (40:57):
Yeah, somehow we've found the staircase.
Speaker 22 (40:59):
We're on the roofs.
Speaker 18 (41:00):
But there were cops like everywhere, and I got gets
down and I said.
Speaker 24 (41:04):
I'm going back down, I'm going in and I ended
up dying a ticket going in by myself.
Speaker 9 (41:10):
Okay, yeah, I don't believe.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Okay. And so was this guy from here and he
just like went down to Miami or is he in
Miami already?
Speaker 17 (41:19):
No?
Speaker 24 (41:20):
So we met in DC at like a convention, so
he was from somewhere else to actually.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Yeah, okay, second, can we call that text about the
airplane sound please? I need to talk to that person
right now. Let me get on the district. Can we
like good morning? And it was normal? Untel what?
Speaker 9 (41:45):
He was normal until he asked me to do with
only fans with him on our first date, first date?
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Wow, did he show you some of his work?
Speaker 5 (41:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:55):
He did it at a gas station.
Speaker 15 (41:56):
We were getting gassed and I was in the car
and he texted me videos of him and another girl
having a fun time.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
What okay?
Speaker 9 (42:07):
I just like gone down and ran and be like,
I actually don't want to be here at all. You're
going to kidnap me.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Think about he's just shown you his resume, He's shown
you previous at work. Absolutely okay. One second you're the
running is.
Speaker 9 (42:21):
It's just like randomly being like here, check this out?
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (42:25):
What do you think? It's an odd At least the
car was stopped because I actually think I would have
gotten out of the car and like ran, Oh yeah,
I don't know. I wouldn't feel safe in that car.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
No, no, no, no, let me go, Megan. Good morning,
Megan nic all right, Megan, what happened?
Speaker 18 (42:46):
So our first date he asked me to go to
the aquarium and then proceeded to introduce me to all
the fish like they were best friends, and actually went
and had like conversation like the fish were responding back
to it.
Speaker 9 (43:01):
I'd be like, is this funny? Nemo? What are we doing.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah, what was this an adult man?
Speaker 9 (43:08):
It was wait, so like you walk in was it
like the Baltimore the National Aquarium?
Speaker 21 (43:13):
Yeah, the National Did you walk in like you.
Speaker 9 (43:15):
See like like the sting rays and stuff, and they're like, hey,
that guy's names like Manna no way.
Speaker 21 (43:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (43:20):
He was like, you know this is that one over there?
Speaker 6 (43:23):
That's still that one and like hey guys.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
Like but I would be like, are you a kindergarten teacher?
Speaker 17 (43:32):
Like what?
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Okay, may it one second? You're other ready sauce names
random dogs I do, but like not out loud. Fair, Uh,
let me go in bel air, Kate, good morning.
Speaker 24 (43:45):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
They were normal, Tell what Kate?
Speaker 20 (43:50):
We were doing the deed and he said, welcome to
the mile half High Club and so it was very bizarre,
but I think it was because I said, you know,
his fans sounded like an airplane, and he was we
were in the highest level of his house, of the apartment.
Speaker 9 (44:10):
I'm like, I'd be like, wow, you really like took
dine Yn. You're still thinking about what I said?
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Yeah, was that the last time we went to the
Mount High Club with this fella?
Speaker 17 (44:22):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (44:23):
Yeah, But there were some things after that that kind
of threw me off too, but I ended up to
actually block him.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Sure, okay, all right, Kate wentz aking in the runner.
He can vote for your favorite over text nine nine
three three eight.
Speaker 16 (44:36):
You're hanging with.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
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get tanned, you know, go work on that tan. Go
find a pool, whether it's at a rooftop, an apartment pool,
or maybe you know, just go to a hotel for
a weekend.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Why not live it up.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
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and enjoy that overall as well. But I do hope
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Speaker 2 (45:19):
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Speaker 9 (45:22):
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But what little podcasts you enjoy that way.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Come Monday morning? You know the ens, the outs, the
allabouts of this show. And the great thing is it's
now August, y'all, which is even better if July didn't
go your way. Hey, you got a whole thirty ish days.
I don't remember how many days August has to just
capitalize and make it your own. Just have fun, go
get t in, you know, go to the beach, do
whatever you want. We support that, But we got kickoff
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this week's icee Why am I? With bad honeymoon Poker?
What went wrong on your honeymoon? Maybe was the hotel service,
Maybe you didn't get a room at all, or maybe
you ate something that you were allergic to. There you go,
how to use the right words, and it kind of
ruined the whole vibe for the whole honeymoon let's enjoy.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Let me go in Abington and Shannon, good morning, Good
morning a girl. Myrtle Beach honeymoon. What happens?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
God gifted a place in Myrtle Beach because we couldn't
afford a honeymoon. Get there early. We were waiting for
check and we decided we were going to go walk
on the beach. I hit my purse under the where
the thing where you put the tire in the in
the trunk to come back. The trunk is popped open.
Everything was rummaged through everything the rest of the time
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at the police station, and we had no money.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh no, you got robs on your on your honeymoon.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
On the Thursday.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, okay, a right, Shannon. One second in the running.
Let's go in Baltimore. Stephanie, good morning, Wait.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
What happened girl?
Speaker 7 (01:58):
Uh so, after the wedding or one of the bridesmaids
was drunk, really really drunk. Tried to get her to leave.
She started fighting with both sides of the family, like
physically verbally. So I'm like, let's just go put her
in the car with another bridesmaid and my wife. We're
driving and she starts like kicking through the front seat
(02:20):
again continued fighting. I see a police station and I'm like,
I'm gonna pull over.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
I'm gonna pull over.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
If you don't stop, and she continues. I ended up
looping around again, trying to scare. She continues, I just
pull on the police station, and I don't tell her that,
you know, she's kicking us and beating us up and stuff.
Speaker 9 (02:38):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
Police officer takes her. It's pouring down, raining, more soaked.
We get to the other hotel room and something happened
with the other bridesmaids room and she had a crash
in the room with us, which.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Most importantly, though this bridesmaid friend of yours, a friend
of your wife's a friend of my wife. Okay, Stephanie,
one second, you're in the running.
Speaker 9 (03:03):
I'm not babysitting anybody. Hell, and I'm certainly not driving.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Okay, wait for this one. Okay in beautiful bowie, Ali,
good morning. Oh hold on, wait on thing and all
you want voice change? Hold on? There we go, Ali,
Do you want voice change nor hold on? Never mind that,
check myself out, Ali, So what went wrong on the honeymoon?
Speaker 10 (03:29):
So my husband and I got married on our lunch
break at the local courthouse Intana and decided to go camping,
uh local thing to do, something we love to do.
And we went ten camping and I was five months pregnant.
Speaker 11 (03:44):
I was huge.
Speaker 10 (03:45):
It was October, so I didn't realize that the bathrooms
on the campground were lost permanently until the following season.
And I woke up in the middle of the night
in a tent on a deflated air mattress with a
massive stomach ache and does the bathroom So I had
to put my husband's shoes on and dust walk around
the lake uh to find out. In the next morning,
(04:07):
he asked me if I wore his shoes when I
went to the bathroom because I had to go number
two pretty terribly and got it all over his shoes.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Oh my god, it was awful.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
Yeah, are you sorry?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Were they were talking like his white sneakers look like
they were paintfalling.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
They were actually black bands, but you know it was yeah,
it was awful, Like.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Please don't it's are you still the other?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
We are?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
We are? What a prince of a man? Ali? One
second you were in the rudding.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
That is I feel like I'm having a baby. You
can't LaVey.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I mean that's yeah, I mean that sucks. Let me
go in Germantown, Catherine, Good morning, Good morning, beautiful Saint Lucia.
What happened?
Speaker 9 (05:00):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (05:01):
So we stay at this all inclusive resort that had
us fill out like a questionnaire ahead of time, lifting
out allergies, food preferences and the like. And on the
second night that we were there, the dessert came out
and they've been they were so good the first night
about askuma allergies and everything, and they knew it. So
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I thought everything would be fine. And they bring out
the dessert and there I'm alerted to strawberries and there
was a strawberry sauce on the dessert, but my husband
didn't realize it tasted like strawberries until about two or
three bites in. So we spent the rest of the
night like scouring the island trying to find benadro oh no.
(05:45):
And then I took a couple and fell asleep for
the majority of the next day.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Okay, nice.
Speaker 12 (05:51):
My husband kept checking on me to make sure I
was still breathing while.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Oh classic for sure. Yeah, I mean, because that's one
of those things, Catherine, where God forbid you did go
the next Afterlife, her husband's going to jail, Like there's
he comes back and it's a Netflix special. But he
must have somebody else because he fetters strawberry sauce in
Saint Lucia on not Emo, Do you know what I mean?
So that's crazy.
Speaker 12 (06:15):
The resort felt so terrible about it the next like
the rest of the trip they were overly diligent, and
it was a really wonderful trip, but it was just good.
It was hysterical that it happened the way that it does.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
No for sure, right oh yeah, like that moment you
realize that, like I could be dying right now, okay,
and then to be like like if that was me,
if I had strawberry allergy and I died because I
ate strawberries, I would expect my friends to roast me.
And like he knew his entire life, but his ass
(06:48):
had to have strawberry cheesecake it. Yeah, he couldn't tell
that was red and had berries on it. It had
no idea that I would expect you guys to do that.
Would I vote for your favorite three eight cheeters?
Speaker 9 (07:03):
We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's more of the roses on Intern John in your
Morning Shows, in case you missed it.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
Hi, I'm calling for Rich.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
My name is Mason. I'm calling you from a new
local flower shop or called Wymus Flowers, and we want
to offer you a free bouquet of a dozen roses.
We're youve been doing this weekly, giving them out to
people that live in the zip code, just to try
to get you to come back into us. I'm totally
free killing your credit card info. So do you know
who you want to send them to?
Speaker 13 (07:32):
Or yeah, no, I'm not interested.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
I mean, we're trying to get our product out there
so that you actually see it for free. And you
also kind of like kill two birds with one stone,
you know, you make somebody's day and then you also
look you know good while doing it, so you want
to keep the.
Speaker 13 (07:48):
Flowers, you know things I don't really need that.
Speaker 9 (07:51):
I mean, it is totally free. It's just like an
easy way to you know, look like, I don't know,
make someone's day in your life as well. But if
you definitely don't want it, that's fine. I can move
on to the next person.
Speaker 13 (08:03):
I mean, look to be honest with you, like, my
girlfriend is allergic to flowers anyway, since oh really, all
that sucks.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
I mean, we actually are partnered up with this massage
place in the area. It's on the same street as
we are. Uh, so I could offer you a free
romantic massage if you want, because it's my friend's business,
so it would it would also make me look like
a good person my best friend. Yeah, we do like
a romantic couple's massage, and then she'll send more people
my way anyway, So we just kind of like try
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to support each other.
Speaker 13 (08:32):
It's totally free.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
It's totally free. Yeah, I just you know, I want
I want my best eat to succeed, and then you'll
look like a good dude too. And then if your
mom every wants flowers, you could come here check us
out or something.
Speaker 13 (08:46):
Grandma, all right, I mean all right, you talked me
into it with the massage, I'll do that, seck.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Okay, So who do you like? We'll just send out
like a card with you know, everything about what the
person's getting. Again, it is romantic. So whoever you're in
to what's their name?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Okay? Uh to Heather?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
Are you freaking shiitting me?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
What I mean? That actually what I was thinking? Yeah,
Rich my name, Oh.
Speaker 14 (09:18):
My freaking god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Rich?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah, Rich, all quick with lu Katie. My name is
intern John. That is Sauce and Rose. That is your girlfriend, Katie, Katie.
Do you know who Heather is?
Speaker 15 (09:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (09:36):
That's his ax that he worked with.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
The phone strangely, Rich.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Rich, You're you're in so much shouble her phone lines
burning up? So Rich, Why are you still sleeping with
your ex girlfriend who is also your coworker?
Speaker 13 (09:50):
No, no, come on, look what you think?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Let me ask you this. But but before I get
to what we think it is, Katie, are you allergic
to flowers?
Speaker 17 (10:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I love flowers. I'm a gardener. Okay, okay, so Rich,
what what do what do you think we think it is?
And what is it really?
Speaker 9 (10:15):
I want to hear.
Speaker 13 (10:16):
Look, there's nothing going on. I just it's important to
keep Heather happy because we work together. I've already told
you this a thousand times, Like a good relationship between
her nine like is just keeps it. It makes it
better for us? Like how does I felt better for fu.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Fucking jerk?
Speaker 17 (10:38):
Like?
Speaker 15 (10:38):
I cannot believe you're still seeing your ex?
Speaker 18 (10:40):
Are you guys actually like trying to rekindle something?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Are you just being like.
Speaker 13 (10:44):
A loom now this is like, this is an ambush.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Rich, Rich, I'm on your side. I think you're a
good guy. And to be honest, you're probably doing this
for Katie's benefit.
Speaker 13 (10:58):
Right, That's why I said, just because honestly, like we
will be better off sure if I have a good relationship,
but work because.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I just.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
Un hinge thinking.
Speaker 13 (11:12):
Or of the roses is creticked and possibly edited to
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Speaker 2 (11:17):
Want more roses, go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Real quick, uh sauce for you? What a potential mate
wearing this color would give them five bonus.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Points potential meat?
Speaker 17 (11:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I can they if they're let's say, actually, let's there,
let's say there are a seven, but they wore this
color bumps into like a nine. What color would that be?
Speaker 9 (11:37):
I guess it depends because I like, like I've gone
on days with guys that were like maybe a navy
shirt and it brought out their blue eyes or like
if you have green eyes, you wear a green shirt. Yeah,
so or just all black? I think all black's hot.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Is there a color that would make them go from
a seven to a six? Like if you would like
may like a I know purple will be different aus
the Ravens, I guess, but purple and non Raven settings
I think maybe.
Speaker 9 (11:58):
I think it'd be like a little I know that,
I know that you guys, guys always pull it off.
I get that. I just would be like, oh, that's
not I don't we're paying as a little. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh I love it, Okay, Rose Clinton obviously man rocket
ten ten, But is there a color that he can
wear that makes him go from ten to a fifteen?
Speaker 19 (12:13):
Blue?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Makes his blue eyes pop?
Speaker 9 (12:16):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Is there a color that makes him go from a
ten to a nine point nine? Nine nine nine? Or
maybe is not his power color? I don't think so.
Speaker 14 (12:25):
He pretty much looks great in every color that I've
seen him in. No color, you're so dumb.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
So this person's the color theorists, which the jobs we
learned about on this show are kind of.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Crazy, but I love them because then they're like, they'll
tell your color and your season.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Oh you've heard this before, yeah okay.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
And also you have to know color theory to be
a big up artist or you're just oh.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Well, I know what we've talked about how restaurants, So
he use color like the reason mcdonald' says, right everywhere
I supposed to listen, like the hunger and appetite. Allegedly,
that's they say, at least, so every color and shade
from the briest of whites, the Davis of blues, has
an emotional reaction to those around us. So, according to
the expert color theories about understanding how colors interact and
affect us emotionally, it looks at things like hue in
(13:13):
value and saturation, YadA, YadA. According to the latest data
from Google Search Trends, searches related to first state outfit
increased by eighteen percent in the last month alone. Oh wow,
which is kind of interesting, Okay. And then they say
it's like in this this past winter winter dinner outfits
one by fifty percent, like searching winter dinner outfits.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
Okay, which is interesting. I doesn't say color.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
No this in general, though I've never thought to search that.
Speaker 9 (13:39):
I have searched that. I will say I searched that
a million times.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Probably I'll say this, I searched I saw this video
another thing to get to entirely of eminem on Instagram.
So I searched eminem jacket on Amazon and then put
my cart, so it's very exciting. I was like, Oh,
it's hot out, though not great. Time to get a
jacket might be cheaper though it's fair. Okay, So the
expert the worst collars to wear in the first date.
(14:02):
And this is confusing because I feel like we've heard
the opposite. She says red red.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
I feel like that's okay because I'm confused because they
have the red nail theory, where apparently if you have
red nails, guys are more into that they think it's
like more for some reason motherly, which that kind of
freaks me out. I don't like it. I don't like
it when you describe it like that at all. I'm
just gonna say that, but I can see how red
could be overwhelming. But then I also hear that if
you wear red, guys are more attracted to red.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
You threw me off with the nail thing, because now
that I think of it, yeah, my mom had red
nails growing up.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
Yeah, so when odd it's interesting. So I had red
nails when was that like a month ago? And then
so one of my friends was like, oh, red nail
theory and I was like, Oh, I forgot that this
thing of TikTok, and I didn't really know what it meant,
so I finally googled it because even if you look
it up on TikTok, it takes you so long to
find a video that explains it. Yeah, and it's it's like,
I'll even google it.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I wonder because like now that I think, like that
makes me feel like subconsciously safer. I guess so the
momm used to have that, if that makes sense.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
So the red nail theory suggests men are more attracted
to women who wear red nail polish, with the idea
stemming from the colors association with confidence, feminine femininity, and
even nostalgic connection to caregivers. Like the other interesting I hate.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
That that's interesting though, But I always thought they said
to where rags and make you stand out, and it's
like a power color and YadA YadA.
Speaker 20 (15:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
That's also the other thing is that like this this
woman that's the CEO, she's like, I always get big
apple red. I think it's the color that she said,
because she's like, I'm a CEO and then people take
me more seriously, and I'm like, does took me?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
She says that it doesn't suit everyone easily send the
wrong message as a first impression doesn't say what the
message is. But there we go.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
All other bold colors better left for later stage days
include orange and purple.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Okay, what purple is my color?
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I was gonna say in this area.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
I think that because of if it's like a lavender color.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
I don't know if it's like a I think if
it's a raven stuff, fine, but if it's like a
purple shirt that can give older lady vibes, I think no, I'm.
Speaker 9 (15:58):
Thinking of like a hot dry it's like lavender.
Speaker 14 (16:01):
Okay, sure, Yeah, I think it depends on like the
style of the clothing and then the.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Color on top of it.
Speaker 9 (16:09):
Yeah, and if that's your color, that's fair.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
They say wearing too much gray and wash out neutrals
gifts off an underwhelming impression on your first sight.
Speaker 9 (16:16):
I guess that could it could make you look kind
of just, you know, like muted.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah, it's a good way of putting it. Like they
don't quite stand out. It's just kind of abundant, like
they're the non playable character NPC. As the kids said.
They say, as far as black, most universal shade, they
take it take almost every style box Warren correctly, it's
it can be elegant, it can be she can be sexy.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Yeah yeah, I think that's pleas. The biggest takeaway if
born correctly. The last day it went on, which was
like months and months ago, the guy wore a black
button up shirt that was like three sizes too big
for him and it looked like he was either going
to go like the bottom of his ouf. It was
like kwie boots and jeans, And I was like, are
you gonna go? He works for the garment, so I
was like, I'm confused, what's happening?
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Yeah, we said a million times. I agree with the fellas.
Five dollars suit that is tailored looks a bazillion times
better than a million dollar suit doesn't fit you.
Speaker 9 (17:06):
And that's not why I never saw him again. By
the way, I'm not that shallow, but I really was
gonna be like, hey, so who gave you that shirt?
Like where did you find that?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yeah? Like somebody maybe my man lost a bunch of
weight of us Like my brother, he did not time
to pick it up.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Fiscal.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny Your
Morning Show, is in case you missed it, and.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Let's go fake name Jackie. Good morning, Hey, how are you?
I'm doing well? This is interesting. So you're asking for
a friend. You and your ex were together for? How long?
Speaker 6 (17:37):
We were together?
Speaker 8 (17:38):
For two and a half years?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Okay? And whose idea was it to pull the plug?
Speaker 8 (17:44):
It was kind of mutual, but mostly him.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Okay, And now here we are, it's been about how long.
Speaker 19 (17:51):
It spent three and a half Well, yeah, it's been
about three months okay.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
It feels like forever though.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
And you've been trying to play cool and stilled, you know,
cardial friendly, and that's kind of why we're here. What's
going on?
Speaker 8 (18:04):
Well, I mean we started as friends, we dated, and
now what I would like to do is remain friends
with him, But I'm not really sure that process because
usually when like I break up with somebody or somebody,
it's like over. But I really do care for him.
Speaker 19 (18:23):
I know we should both move on, but I don't
know how people can be friends with their exits. I
don't even know if that's actually a thing.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Okay, And does does he want to be friends as well?
Do you guys have similar friend groups and that kind
of thing?
Speaker 19 (18:35):
Yeah, we mix and mingle.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Okay, have you guys hung out since breaking up or
not even just one on one bike in the same room.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
No, not really.
Speaker 19 (18:44):
I mean he had a work trip and then I
was away with my family, so we haven't really And
I don't even know how to sort of get that started,
like hey, we're having a party or hey blah blah blah,
I'm having a party. It's just kind of it's awkward
now and now my friends, it's a little awkward.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Okay, can't butt you hold one second? So what do
you do? Your fake name Jackie? Can you be friends
with the X? Let me go in North Carolina VI
the iHeartRadio app Trish, good morning.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
What do you want to say?
Speaker 17 (19:15):
Girl?
Speaker 10 (19:17):
Just like Christopher Wee Violin said, gotta get over liking
you first.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Know, you gotta get over that those feelings before you
can do.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Any Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Especially when you're in the same friend group.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
No, Trish, I'm gonna get your coffee to you for
listening for North Carolina. That's awesome. I rose your thoughts
with this.
Speaker 14 (19:38):
I think if he's the one that ended things and
she still wants to be friends with him, I think
it's her responsibility to go to him and say something,
because he's going to be like, she doesn't want to
be friends with me, I broke up with her, so
that that's if you want to be friends, you're gonna
probably have to be the one to make the.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Move for it.
Speaker 14 (19:55):
But I do think you need more time, yes, to
get over the breakup, unless it was completely mutual. But
still I feel like there needs to be a little
bit more time. I agree with it's probably like a year.
But I also feel like if you have the same
friend group, it's gonna happen organically.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
Yeah, I think you don't have to make it happen personally.
Speaker 14 (20:14):
I am not friends with any of my exes. I
just don't see how that works very well.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
But you know what, to each their own. I do
think there's like a public pressure because of how public
life is now, like everybody has to know everything's cool.
But do you think everybody's gonna know you guys are
okay just by hanging out with you if you don't
talk badly about them, that would be like the subtle
way of knowing it's okay. Yeah, It's almost like when
the couple posts much when they're together, You're like, this
is fake, Like if you're forcing the friendship after the breakup,
(20:42):
I would assume it's fake.
Speaker 14 (20:43):
Yeah, she makes it so soon, because if I were
the friend in the friend group, I'd be like, oh,
she's trying to get him back.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
Exactly, That's what I would think too.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
I'm gonna go minassis Na, good morning. You were in
a similar spot. What do you want to say?
Speaker 21 (20:58):
So, yes, I think definitely more time than the three months.
But also I was with my ex for like six years,
and we always like throughout our relationship, we were like,
you know, we just need like if anything happens, like
we should be friends like we'd have. We were together
for six years, like obviously all of our friends became
really close and everything. But after that, I never hung
(21:22):
out with him one on one, but whenever we were
together with friends, I would just get the major like and.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm like, why was I with you? Like why am
I here?
Speaker 8 (21:31):
Why am I friends with you?
Speaker 21 (21:33):
And so I literally was like you know what, I'm sorry,
like and then I also was like hearing all the
stuff that he was doing to the new like with
his new hookups and everything, and I just was like
that's how you treated me like I and I wanted
like I never did, like I would want to go
to the girls and be like, listen, he's not just
talking to you, He's talking to like ten other girls.
(21:53):
So it just wasn't good for my mental health. So
I highly recommend that cut your losses and move on
if you need to, Yeah, get new friends, or just
tell your friends like, hey, if you respect me, you're
going to.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Respect this and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Yeah, yeah for sure, Rene hall On, one second gets
you a coffee. I also want to go real quick
in Lancaster, PA on the free ieutradio at Matthew Good Mornings.
Ye May Lancaster, Matthew, how do you guys? How do
y'all say it there where you're from.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Lancaster?
Speaker 22 (22:27):
But if you say it really fast, you actually say Langster.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah, all of them, Baltimore, baby, Matthew, what do you
want to say with this?
Speaker 6 (22:36):
So if I.
Speaker 22 (22:37):
Would say a friendship, no, not going to give The
friend group is mature enough that they can, you know,
chat every few months, maybe you know, figure out how
they're doing through their friends, not often, but every once
in a while. And I also feel like from the
tone and how she is telling the story.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
It sounds like she is more interested.
Speaker 22 (23:02):
In him than things about how you know. That's what
I hear from from the story.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
No, no, imagine one second and get you a coffee
if you want to do an asking for a friend
dms up An at WYMUS Radio.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Interned John in your Morning showcation missed it.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Big Name, Vanessa, Good morning. Can you say what field
you work in?
Speaker 17 (23:31):
Hospitology?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Okay, and what's the scandal at work?
Speaker 6 (23:36):
There was this new guy, This new manis guy that
came and you know he's trying to flirt with all
the cleaning ladies, the housekeepers and everything else. So he
first started with the cleaning lady from the the public area.
So they one on a couple of days. I do
I know what happened. I guess he.
Speaker 23 (23:56):
Did her wrong.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
But then he was stirting with one of the housekeepers.
It came to the point that the opening maybe and him,
we're not talking, and we find out that the housekeeper
ended up sending him news because he left his phone
in the bathroom and the cleaning lady found his phone
(24:17):
and went through his phone on everything, so that.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Through his phone, Well there is that. That's a fair point.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Why is you to the phone if they didn't work out?
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Well, I don't know. I guess we have something more
going on. And she was trying to raise.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
Something on first from.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
There thanking Vanessa say to assume this is a hotel. Yes,
five star, four star, three star, two star.
Speaker 17 (24:44):
Capitol Hill.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Okay, you might listen that bat. That's bunch of politicians
in there. Team All right, what let's just put that
home because listen, if we ever disappeared from the show,
just now, it was nuts.
Speaker 9 (24:56):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
I mean sometimes I think that we Now I thought
about how sometimes we dabble with people who probably are
saying things they shouldn't say. Oh yeah, well, like, will
you even realize that we would be like a national secret.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
There have been days where we said stuff. I'm like,
I probably should want to. I'm like, I don't know
what I'm talking about half the time.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
I'm just a girl's absolutely.
Speaker 19 (25:18):
Let me go.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
They named Jessica good morning.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
So you worked in aviation, girl. What happened?
Speaker 11 (25:27):
So in aviation as an employee, you can't get buddy passes,
which is a free ticket that you ticket and if
there's a spot, you don't get.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
It, so you get if someone There was a scandal
that happened at.
Speaker 11 (25:41):
One of the airport where a group of exotic dancers
couldn't get on the flight because there was a room
and they were like, wps, I paid for these tickets
and they're like, no, you didn't need such standby tickets. Yeah,
and then it turns out that there was a large
group of employees that were selling their buddy passes. But
I think we can work in city. Yes, okay, people,
(26:07):
A bunch of people got fired and it were not
way higher than you would have thought.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
It was Jesse.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
It would be wrong to assume the airlines rhymes with
spear ends with it, or what airline was it? You said,
what was the Spirit Airlines?
Speaker 6 (26:23):
No, so I won't say which one, but it wouldn't
be the one to.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Say was Northeast. There it is the Northeast. I mean, listen,
he shame the game.
Speaker 17 (26:40):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Gosh, let me go fake name, Emily. You were part
of the scandal. Work what happened?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (26:47):
So I work at work, used to work.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
On a law firm, and I was messing around with
a co worker and turns out he was also messing
with another co worker.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Okay, so how how long were you messing with coworker?
Speaker 6 (27:03):
I would say about over six months or so. We
were you know, ever, we would go to happy hours together.
Everyone would kind of know, and you know, that other
coworker did not care, and she proceeded to try to
make it like she's taking my man away from me,
and she would always like post him go to happy hours,
now try to join us. I'm like, girls, who are.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
You emin him in private? Absolutely?
Speaker 17 (27:27):
So?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Were you both so.
Speaker 9 (27:30):
Like he's the bachelor also at work?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, and that's what I was like.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
I'm like, give me the decency of telling me first
and then you can do what you want. But at
the same time at the same place.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah, And like I ask you a questions.
Speaker 9 (27:45):
One, how do you write this guy's I mean.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
He's made tight to the t, so I will say
he was like an eight.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Okay, what's your title talk?
Speaker 6 (28:00):
He's tall, he has a beard, Sure, he's a little unky,
he's like, you know, just a little bit, but I'm
called to old?
Speaker 9 (28:10):
Why am I just picturing?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Okay? Did you guys have a role play as like
cross examining each other.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
Or like an episode of Suits.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Yeah, yes, it felt like suits, you know, walk around
the hallways, gave each other that look.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Actually all right, thank you, And as the other girls
she busted, Oh yeah, yeah, I got that all right,
Emily one second, you're running. I mean we're all we
know fake and Emily is bad. He she listens to
this show. Yeah, absolutely, vote for your faith over text
nine three three eight. Some of these fake named Mike,
(28:45):
good morning. This is at a gas station. What was
the scandal?
Speaker 17 (28:52):
I found out my boss would be about fake donation
cups at the registers at the end of the month.
She would use the money to buy cleaning supplies for
our store.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Okay, the store with there's that, and it's what would
be like the charity she would pretend to be for.
Speaker 17 (29:11):
She had a couple of them. She had like the
cardboard cutouts that she would take to the container to
make it look like real. But it was St.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Jude mother's breast cancer.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
That's yeah, that's not great catch it.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
That's like very bad karma. No, Also, why do you
have to do that to buy clean supplies for your store?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
You can vote your favorite nine nine three three attacks
you can go here.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
You can go get caught up with intern Johnny your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Second date update on Intern john in your Morning Show.
The dating world sucks. That's why when you find somebody
you think is different, that maybe could be your person,
and then they stopped talking to you, you want to
know what went wrong. We try to get to the
bottom of it. Nick, Good morning, sir, Good morning. How
are you doing well?
Speaker 19 (30:03):
Man?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
So walk us through this. You and Cartney first met,
how or on what app.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
First? I just want to say, you're right, the dating
world does.
Speaker 23 (30:12):
And that's why when you meet, when you meet somebody cool,
it's kind of refreshing.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
So yeah, Courtney and I we met on tender.
Speaker 23 (30:20):
I don't have a lot of time, so you know,
I kind of have to resort to online dating.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, and we you know, it was it, I mean,
it flowed.
Speaker 24 (30:32):
You know.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
We had a lot of texting back and forth.
Speaker 23 (30:34):
We even did a couple of you know, FaceTime calls
just to get comfortable with each other's fun.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
And uh yeah, we just have a lot in common.
Speaker 23 (30:42):
And and she's really smart, you know, intelligent, So that's
like a huge turn on.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
To me and we we went out to dinner. It
was great. It was a great meal. Again, like we kind.
Speaker 23 (30:55):
Of just picked up where we left off with the
texting and the the video calls.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Well, I wanted to bring this up. Let me cut you.
I want to bring this up because you mentioned your email.
You said it felt like you guys have known each
other for a long time.
Speaker 13 (31:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, it was really easy to talk to her, like, yeah, awesome.
Speaker 17 (31:13):
Though.
Speaker 23 (31:13):
You know, sometimes you meet somebody and it's just, you know,
you feel like you've known them forever.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
You know, well, especially to like having the first couple
of talks be a FaceTime almost. Fuck, that's more awkward
than meeting somebody in person, you know what I mean.
Speaker 23 (31:26):
Yeah, I mean it can be, but it does kind
of sort out. Uh, you know the real people from
some women are just fishing for compliments on these dating apps.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Yeah, that's his truth, that's his truth. Say okay, So, Nick,
so we match about two weeks ago, a week of talking.
Good dinner. Last week you drove a conversation you said,
was kind of seamless, almost like you know, you haven't
missed a step. Was there a kiss at the end
of the day's.
Speaker 23 (31:58):
Just a kiss on the cheek, Okay, know it was
I kind of kept it classy. I wasn't really getting
the vibe that she was the kind of girl that
was going to make out on the first day. I
certainly didn't want to push that sure, which made me
prospect her even more. But you know, she's been ghosting
me now, like I haven't heard anything from her, okay,
and us I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yeah, and that's how wide asks. So you guys left
it with You're supposed to hang out again like this week. Fair, Like,
I'll well say something up, we'll go out again. Okay.
And you've tried taxiing, you try calling and just nothing.
Speaker 23 (32:33):
Nothing, yeah, radio silence, my man. It's it's pretty baffling.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah, okay, so let's do this. I'll call Courtney and
trag your on with us and get her side of
the story.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Okay, yeah, no, like get an answer one way or
the other on this Now.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
I got you on one second because there's the crappy
part of the things.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
Going well and then yeah, then you don't understand what happened.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Hello, I Courtney. Yeah, Hey, it's intern John. I got
Sauce and Rose here as well. Can we talked to
you on the show real quick about something, nothing bad,
Just need like two minutes of your time.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Oh okay, okay, I got.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Something on the phone here named Nick Nick if you
want to say hello, Hey, what's up? Corny nailed it,
and so Corney Nick reached out to us. He told us,
you guys a mash On hinge that we had a
dinner sorry tinder had a dinner date last week. He
thought the vibes are good, but that he's not heard
from you since. So we're just trying to call and
see where your head's at. Because what he told us,
(33:39):
it sounds like you guys had a connection.
Speaker 15 (33:44):
Well, hey Nick, Yeah, listen. Nick's a really nice guy.
We had a great time. I thought we were connecting
really well. We were chatting on the app, had a
few facetimes, so and that went really well. In the date.
To be quite honest, it did.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
It went really well.
Speaker 15 (34:06):
It's just there were some red flags, or actually one
red flag that seemed a little weird.
Speaker 19 (34:11):
I ignored it.
Speaker 15 (34:12):
And then after the date.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (34:15):
He was telling me about we all have friends. He
was telling me about he has this really great, like
best girlfriend and that's I love that. I think that's
that's actually a green flag. When a guy has close
female friends, I think that's great and make him between
those friendships. However, like a day after the date, I
get a d M through Instagram with someone I don't
(34:37):
follow and doesn't follow me, and it's his friend, his
best girlfriend, and it's this long message asking me how
the date went, what did we talk about? How do
I feel about Nick? Yeah? It scrolled on and that
(34:59):
to me was the it'll be big turn off. I
just I don't know, it didn't feel I don't know.
It just didn't feel like a friend. I have friends,
and you know, they interrogate me after the dates they
don't gone damn day.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Okay, did you almost get the vibe like she's like
guarding her territory.
Speaker 15 (35:17):
I mean yeah, it felt it felt invasive. It felt
kind of like, well it was given. It's like that's
in line between giving mom and like stocker girlfriend vibes.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Your thoughts.
Speaker 23 (35:31):
Yeah, I didn't know that that my friend Sarah had
done that until after the fact.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
I do.
Speaker 23 (35:40):
I see where Courtney's coming from on that, but it
really and I talked to Sarah about everything.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
You know.
Speaker 23 (35:47):
I told her how excited I was to meet Courtney
and she was really happy for me.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Why with uh, well, real quick though, has she done
this before?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
No?
Speaker 23 (36:01):
Maybe, like if she met the per like the girl
I was dating person, she might ask.
Speaker 15 (36:07):
I would disagree with that. In her message it definitely
indicated like she does this.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Okay, so let me do this.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
I'm gonna put you guys in hold. Are you a
team Nick or Team Courtney?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Just the good stuff?
Speaker 12 (36:21):
This is intern John and your morning shows in case
you missed it.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
I need a tiptoe around this. Ceedy Relations Festival sparks
noise complaints as one thousand swingers to send on Sleepy
Town for a three day event loud moaning sounds so oh,
there's a sleepy English village that's known for the country's
biggest annual swingers festival festival, which is the spark noise
(36:47):
complaints from locals outraged by the ear splitting sounds. As
you can imagine. The town itself is about two hours
north of London. Attracks around a thousand people, which is
a lot, especially when you consider the population the town's
just eight hundred and ninety seven.
Speaker 9 (37:01):
Well, how many years has this been happening last.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Couple of years. Began in twenty twenty, so what better
time than COVID to bring people together the three day
festival as frisk play tents, pole dancing, phone parties, mobile dungeons,
in relations games like but he bingo if you catch
my okay, I probably can't that better than I did.
Speaker 9 (37:26):
Yeah, I'm like okay, ah, yeah, which would love to
learn how to play. They do twister too, I would hope.
Speaker 17 (37:35):
So.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Yeah, they talk to people in the town. They say,
we're becoming known as the Swingers capital of England just
because of festival. That's not a title we want that,
like it's a bad thing. Come on, they say, it's
mostly elderly people and families here. You can imagine them
splitting their tea when they've learned were the homeless swing Nation.
Speaker 9 (37:52):
I am kind of surprised they picked an actual town
and didn't just pick like a big field and camp
there or something.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Well, it is a big field in the town to
be fair. Also, I would say that if they're sitting
up in the town, somebody had to give them permission.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Yeah, true, not just yeah, they're not permit.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Yeah. The organizers of the events say it's nothing dirty,
they say, Contrary to some beliefs, there's no keys and bowls,
seedy music, shade individuals.
Speaker 9 (38:18):
I mean, it's a it's a festival that tells you
what you're doing. I don't think you need the bulls
like that.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
And we're ready driving to the stating intents.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Yeah, so I don't. I think there's like a better way.
That's like a very seventies thing. Yeah, in that listen,
we're not shaming, No, we're not at all. But what
I want this next to where I live probably not,
you know what I'm saying. Tickets to the festival go
for two hundred and fifty dollars each with live music,
that's right, Absolutely, workshops, demonstrations, it's very very super diversity.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Yeah, absolute, Bengo, So.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
You're into that.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Cool.
Speaker 9 (38:52):
I don't like someone obviously in the town that was
signed off for it.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
So yeah, it's just one of those things where imagine like, yeah,
in the morning to let the dog out, Yeah he
is here, Like yeah, is that jack All? What the
hell's going on?
Speaker 9 (39:03):
Is like three days? It's not like a month.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
So yeah, they must make bank. Dude, See fifteen one
thousand people for the whole thing plus concessions.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
I got merched as well at that point.
Speaker 14 (39:15):
Maybe pay off the town a little bit, Wan, pay
pay some of the people you're making mad.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
W more of playing socials at WYMUS radio was just the.
Speaker 14 (39:23):
Good stuff in turn John in your morning shows.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
It let me go. Iha, good morning, good morning. I
laid honest what happened?
Speaker 16 (39:36):
Uh so my husband and I when we were first dating.
I went over, you know, to his home, and he's
playing the video game Hitman. Yeah, and he scared me
because he got so into all of his head shots.
He was so excited about dumping the bodies and taking
the clothes and doing all of the Hitman things. And
(39:57):
I got quiet because he stopped talking to me because
he was so into the game. And I got a
little quiet and concerned, and I'm like.
Speaker 8 (40:04):
Uh you are you okay?
Speaker 6 (40:08):
Tell me something?
Speaker 19 (40:10):
Actually?
Speaker 4 (40:11):
And you guys have married.
Speaker 16 (40:15):
Right well, we've been right now for eighteen years.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
He's crazy.
Speaker 16 (40:19):
That's just crazy. We have five kids.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
I love that I'm busy. One a second on the
Hitman's a game where you plays hit Man. That is
kind of funny. He's He's like, this is I wouldn't
do in real life. Let me go Middle river A,
let's sair good morning, good morning, I go there normal
and tell what.
Speaker 24 (40:40):
So he was normal until we went on a trip
to Miami and we were going to our bagel and
instead of just buying a ticket like a normal person,
he said it would be more fun to try to
sneak in.
Speaker 13 (40:52):
So we were literally on the fruit.
Speaker 18 (40:54):
Trying to sneak in the.
Speaker 24 (40:57):
Yeah, somehow we've found the staircase.
Speaker 22 (40:59):
We're on the roofs.
Speaker 18 (41:00):
But there were cops like everywhere, and I got gets
down and I said.
Speaker 24 (41:04):
I'm going back down, I'm going in and I ended
up dying a ticket going in by myself.
Speaker 9 (41:10):
Okay, yeah, I don't believe.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Okay. And so was this guy from here and he
just like went down to Miami or is he in
Miami already?
Speaker 17 (41:19):
No?
Speaker 24 (41:20):
So we met in DC at like a convention, so
he was from somewhere else to actually.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Yeah, okay, second, can we call that text about the
airplane sound please? I need to talk to that person
right now. Let me get on the district. Can we
like good morning? And it was normal? Untel what?
Speaker 9 (41:45):
He was normal until he asked me to do with
only fans with him on our first date, first date?
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Wow, did he show you some of his work?
Speaker 5 (41:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:55):
He did it at a gas station.
Speaker 15 (41:56):
We were getting gassed and I was in the car
and he texted me videos of him and another girl
having a fun time.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
What okay?
Speaker 9 (42:07):
I just like gone down and ran and be like,
I actually don't want to be here at all. You're
going to kidnap me.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Think about he's just shown you his resume, He's shown
you previous at work. Absolutely okay. One second you're the
running is.
Speaker 9 (42:21):
It's just like randomly being like here, check this out?
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (42:25):
What do you think? It's an odd At least the
car was stopped because I actually think I would have
gotten out of the car and like ran, Oh yeah,
I don't know. I wouldn't feel safe in that car.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
No, no, no, no, let me go, Megan. Good morning,
Megan nic all right, Megan, what happened?
Speaker 18 (42:46):
So our first date he asked me to go to
the aquarium and then proceeded to introduce me to all
the fish like they were best friends, and actually went
and had like conversation like the fish were responding back
to it.
Speaker 9 (43:01):
I'd be like, is this funny? Nemo? What are we doing.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah, what was this an adult man?
Speaker 9 (43:08):
It was wait, so like you walk in was it
like the Baltimore the National Aquarium?
Speaker 21 (43:13):
Yeah, the National Did you walk in like you.
Speaker 9 (43:15):
See like like the sting rays and stuff, and they're like, hey,
that guy's names like Manna no way.
Speaker 21 (43:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (43:20):
He was like, you know this is that one over there?
Speaker 6 (43:23):
That's still that one and like hey guys.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
Like but I would be like, are you a kindergarten teacher?
Speaker 17 (43:32):
Like what?
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Okay, may it one second? You're other ready sauce names
random dogs I do, but like not out loud. Fair, Uh,
let me go in bel air, Kate, good morning.
Speaker 24 (43:45):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
They were normal, Tell what Kate?
Speaker 20 (43:50):
We were doing the deed and he said, welcome to
the mile half High Club and so it was very bizarre,
but I think it was because I said, you know,
his fans sounded like an airplane, and he was we
were in the highest level of his house, of the apartment.
Speaker 9 (44:10):
I'm like, I'd be like, wow, you really like took
dine Yn. You're still thinking about what I said?
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Yeah, was that the last time we went to the
Mount High Club with this fella?
Speaker 17 (44:22):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (44:23):
Yeah, But there were some things after that that kind
of threw me off too, but I ended up to
actually block him.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Sure, okay, all right, Kate wentz aking in the runner.
He can vote for your favorite over text nine nine
three three eight.
Speaker 16 (44:36):
You're hanging with.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Intern John in your morning shows in case you missed it,
And that does it for another I see why am I?
In case you MACI with yours truly? My name is Hoodie.
You can follow me on all social media's at Andrew
Hoodie with a why. You can also follow the show
at YMS Radio. We got a ton of great content
going up there on the daily for more of the roses,
reactions to playlists, playoff to all our sort of shenanigans
(44:58):
behind the scenes. Check out out there. And you know what,
it's August. Make it your own this month and go
get tanned, you know, go work on that tan. Go
find a pool, whether it's at a rooftop, an apartment pool,
or maybe you know, just go to a hotel for
a weekend.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Why not live it up.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Maybe get a hotel and navyr, go see Nats game
and enjoy that overall as well. But I do hope
you have a great week and I'll talk to you
next time.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Just want to sneak peegon Monday's show.
Speaker 9 (45:22):
Hello Intern, John and your Morning Show on their socials
at YMS Radio.
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