August 23, 2025 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Two, start it up, Waking Up, This is out, DC
and Moore Wake right to start the show.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
With Injured Johnny, Your Mora sho.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yo and Hoodie back again with another I See Why
am I?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
In case you missed it?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Where we got the best bits, the best segments, the
best everything of this past week of intern Johnny Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
But what the podcast?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
If you enjoy that way, you know everything that's going
on with this show. And hey, we're pretty much near
the end of August labor days.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Right around the corner.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You can smell the pool even if you've probably been
to the pool this summer.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It's just stuck in at chlorine.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
It's a whole thing, you know.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Or if you do a sault pool, that's a whole
thing too. But anyway, let's kick off this week's In
case you miss it with some bad dating app poker?
What went right that seemed so far in the dating
app but then went wrong in person? Or what was
wrong with our dating profile completely in va we go Ali?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Good morning, Hey, good morning? All right? So picnic for
a first eight sounds lovely, that sound sound cute.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
It's lovely, but also looking back might have been scary
because I could have gotten murdered. But that's just also
the girl in me.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Sure, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
It's kind of like a thrill though. So you're like,
you know what, I could die today, but I'm dying
for love.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Was the picnic in like a secluded forest? It was
in like a park? Fine, you know actually.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
When it was it was just like in a big
open area, but there weren't many people around, which is
why I was thinking I could have died today.
Speaker 8 (01:32):
Sure, I'm glad, We're glad you didn't. I thank you
me too.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, what happened on the day alley, So.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
You know, picnics plan, You're right, very cute, had a
whole spread and that was nice. But then upon conversation,
one of the questions you had asked me was, so
have you dressed up for Halloween before? And I'm a
big nerds I'm like, yeah, I dressed up as like
Ash Ketchem for Pokemon right and Star Wars. And he's like, oh,
like a sexy ash catch him him, Like, what do
(02:01):
you mean? I just kept asking if I addressed as
sexy versions of these people that I dressed up ash
for Halloween?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
That is okay at the point, Yeah, probably back away slowly.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
I'd be like, did you creep on my Instagram already?
Speaker 8 (02:15):
Is that how it started?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I'm gonna no, I don't think we had any social
media shared yet. We ever communicated through the app?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, I'm assuming no second date Alley.
Speaker 9 (02:26):
No, not at all.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
He had tried texting after. I was like, you know,
it's just not for me, but wishing you all the best.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
I'deel like, sorry, didn't match your criteria. I didn't know
how to be sexy.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Next time you can catch them all?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Ali, one second you were in the running. That is
an odd thing. That was weird.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Yeah, I'd be like, no, but do you want to
see like all my other ones?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, here's this, here's me as a lizard. Let me
go in Perry Hall, Josh, good morning, Good morning, I
dating app, bad poker. What happened?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
So?
Speaker 10 (02:54):
I went on a date with a guy to Long
Orange steakhout, Nice and we were there for about thirty
four minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Right when we got our.
Speaker 10 (03:02):
Food, a girl sat down came in and sat down
at our table, and he was looking at her and said,
what are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Unbeknownst to me, he.
Speaker 10 (03:14):
Had a current girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
Oh wow.
Speaker 10 (03:16):
And she sat down. She didn't make a scene, but
she sat down like she wasn't invited what was supposed
to be and just kind of had this attitude like, oh,
you know, you forgot to invite me.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Who's this?
Speaker 10 (03:30):
I introduced myself and about five minutes later I got
up and left.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
I would have I would have left you.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, So, jess what a did you guys meet on
h grinder? Okay, because I was gonna say, I'm bumble,
you can switch to a grinders like strictly like that's
a little bit hard to hide. So when she sat down,
did he look like he had seen a ghost?
Speaker 10 (03:54):
Yes, he couldn't keep his eyes off of her, and
I knew he knew her by the way he was looking.
And then once he said what are you doing here?
I said, oh, no, it could be, but you know.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I didn't think it's that. Yeah, you didn't get appetizers.
That's the worst part of the whole the whole deal,
I feel like the worst parts.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
I went on first date to the Longhorn and that
didn't end well either, So I just maybe take that
off the list, all right, Josh.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
One second you're in the running. I would also assume
that she must have been tracking him, right or something
like that.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I will say I feel bad
for him being that situation. I don't think that you
should put the person that doesn't even know in that situation.
But she has like I could not make a scene
like that, But good for her that calm anger. I think,
is this one of the scariest things in the planet
to sit down calmly like I'm here, but the public
stuff freaks me out, Like I'm like, why I could?
(04:43):
I couldn't do it, That's what I'm saying, Like, Wow,
good for her. I also know you love.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
This one, sauce, Amanda, good morning, Good morning, all right,
I need you to tiptoe a little bit, honest, Randa.
What happened on the dating apps?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
So I went on a first date, seemed totally nor
everything was fine. The next day I opened my text
messages to a video from the sky of him having
a shaky thing laying down on the ground, you know,
(05:18):
cheeks upwards, pulled it out and let out the largest
like largest for that part I've ever heard of my life.
I'm traumatized. He's had this fart fetish and I still
have the video for proof because I'm so traumatized that
I don't believe anyone won't believe me.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
I don't want to ask you to send it to
me if I don't want to get arrested.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
So yeah, Shelly, I will send it to you on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
S H E L B Y S O S. Okay, Okay, no,
you do I really do this? After one date? He
just like you want to what she's gonna want this?
Speaker 9 (05:58):
Yeah, And I've.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Never been so disgusted and traumatized all at the same
time in my life.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Yeah, not to be stupid, but was he naked?
Speaker 11 (06:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
How else do you when any of this happened? All right?
Amanda was second? You were in the rounding that I
mean we said we own judge certainly, but don't send
unsolicited Oh yes, certainly. But that is like.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I feel like we got to that level that she
wants to hear me from. There's a lot of things here,
and I was like, well, we still decided to go
through with that.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's like, Hey, I want to know that I'm cool.
I'm down for anything.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yeah, I'm I never ye both for your favorite evertext cheeters.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
It's war of the roses on intern Johnny your morning
shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 8 (06:54):
Hi, I'm calling for Corey.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Hi.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
My name is Kennedy.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
I'm callingelling you from Why Mess Flowers. You actually won
our contest of the week, so a dozen red roses.
You can send them wherever you want. Congratulations. We just
want to make sure that we get them out by
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dozen roses. We don't need your credit card info or anything,
but congratulations. We just want to make sure we get
(07:20):
them out.
Speaker 12 (07:23):
Is this some kind of a joke or no?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
No, no, I mean you entered the contest. We have
QR codes all over maybe you entered that way.
Speaker 12 (07:32):
Okay, doesn't sound familiar to me, but done. So what
is this the roses? I'm kind of confused.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
You want a dozen hud roses from our flower shop.
We're called White Mass Flowers. We're new downtown, we're locally owned.
So you'll be helping the economy just by you know,
having them out there in community community. Maybe somebody will
see them and come back to us. That's what we're
hoping for. That's why we have the weekly contest.
Speaker 12 (07:56):
And it doesn't cost anything.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Nope, we don't need your credit card info or anything.
Speaker 12 (08:01):
Really, Okay, yeah, sounds a little fishy to me.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I mean, if you don't want them, if you don't
have anywhere to send them, I can pick the next person.
But if you do want to send them to somebody,
that's awesome, and then hopefully you love them and then
you come back.
Speaker 12 (08:17):
So you're not going to try to get any money
out of me.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
No, Like I said, I don't need your credit card info.
Speaker 12 (08:24):
Okay, all right, all right, great.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
And then let me just make a little file for
you in case you end up coming back. Who are
you saying them to tell you that?
Speaker 12 (08:36):
Now?
Speaker 6 (08:37):
I mean, what do you need a name for the
card for when we deliver them? Unless are we giving
them to you? Are we saying them to your house?
Speaker 11 (08:44):
M No?
Speaker 12 (08:47):
Then let me give you somebody else's name.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
They are red roses, so I do think that they're romantic.
But you can send them to whoever you want because
they're free.
Speaker 12 (09:00):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (09:01):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (09:02):
The person's name is BIB.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Like V I V.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Yeah, all right, and then we're again create a file.
Who is she to you?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Wife?
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Girlfriend, friend, sister?
Speaker 12 (09:14):
Uh, she's a close friend.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Close friend.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
All right, they are just romantic, I think, but sure,
close friends, red flowers, that's great. We went the car
to say it's just your typical flower card.
Speaker 12 (09:26):
Uh see.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
How about uh?
Speaker 12 (09:31):
I can't wait to stretch you out?
Speaker 9 (09:33):
What's on?
Speaker 12 (09:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Hello, hiftly gross?
Speaker 14 (09:41):
Yeah, who is the person?
Speaker 12 (09:46):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
But that's not the right answer. My name is intern John.
I got Saucer Rose here right now. We are recording
you for the show or do you know War of
the Roses? And you just said.
Speaker 15 (09:57):
Flowers to one other woman?
Speaker 16 (09:58):
And what do you make sure that's her out?
Speaker 9 (10:00):
What is that is that? I'm speechless.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Cory, that is your girlfriend Myra, And I'll say by
your roommate. Yeah you didn't never it was.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
What are you doing on the phone?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay, well I caught you?
Speaker 15 (10:16):
You're cheating.
Speaker 16 (10:16):
I knew that was this person was on the couch.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
I knew that was us.
Speaker 16 (10:20):
Like, what's going on?
Speaker 12 (10:23):
She's just a client.
Speaker 15 (10:27):
Doesn't red roses to romance?
Speaker 16 (10:29):
How many times does she have to say romantic?
Speaker 14 (10:31):
Romantic?
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Romantic?
Speaker 16 (10:32):
You just say romantic roses to another woman?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
You want to stretch out, like Tonya the Tiger?
Speaker 8 (10:37):
What does that mean that you mean.
Speaker 17 (10:42):
Are you having suck?
Speaker 11 (10:44):
No?
Speaker 15 (10:45):
No, you're clearly seting on me.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You're lying, so Coryn, you're you want us to believe
that you, when your girlfriend's out of town invite clients
over and then send them red roses. That's not normal.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Why wouldn't you send them to your girlfriend who you
also live with?
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Answer, what do you want me to say?
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Somebody calls me off? Three roses?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I don't know what's going on here to me?
Speaker 18 (11:18):
Why wouldn't you send them to me?
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Honestly, we can tell you that you don't know what's
going on here. We get that, we can tell.
Speaker 12 (11:27):
I don't know what to.
Speaker 17 (11:28):
Say, Okay, my apartment worked?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Or is that you could just say you're not cheating
your girlfriend?
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Yeah, but you didn't, Birah. I'll help you get all
stuff out. I'm really good at moving yes fast, I'm
not cheating on you.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Guys.
Speaker 13 (11:47):
Or of the roses is creticked and possibly edited for
broadcasts with permission granted from all participants. Want more roses,
go to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Sass you have talked about before precent apps or you'd
have guys like fixed things for you wouldn't you.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Yes, or they would offer to I. When I had
Hine last summer, I said, I'm only here like something
like I'm only here because I need someone to hang
my TV, yes, which like I didn't use them to
hang my TV, but I have they have offered, okay,
And they've also offered to put together furniture, which I
think playing together fronture on the first day could be
a whole like a hilarious story.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
But also I would fight somebody.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I think, yeah, that's a that's a high stress, high
yeah war type of thing.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
But yes, I have.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
And also I had a friend who she actually did
have someone put together her bed frame.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Oh really.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
She met on the app and then they didn't see
each other again, damn.
Speaker 8 (12:40):
And I was like, wow, he was so nice. So
you just like showed up and did that any bed?
Yeah you feel like a dresser like your bed.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's yeah. I would think that was.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Like a that's what I'm saying, like did whatever?
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I thought that's one of those things where if I
came back and told you to like, yeah, this girl
had me over and chanting maker bed and I just
left you guys, like she was definitely forting with you.
Oh no, she just want me to help build a
bed for you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
I had a guy make my bed after a first
date because he said he because he used to have
been in the military, and he said, you did like
the whatever corner.
Speaker 8 (13:10):
So I was like, make my bed?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Did you really? He did?
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Okay, then he left.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Sure, No, I don't know why.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
I thought that was so funny. I was like, Okay, yeah,
I believe you.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, I believe you. So single women in New York
are using Hinge to get their furniture built by Matches
for free. Oh my gosh, somebody said, quote it feels
like getting the boyfriend experience on a first date.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
That is wild, though, because I feel like the story
is coming out of New York and like the single
women there, I'm like, you are making us look insane,
Like that's just say the word insane. I'm sorry, but
I get I get it, and it is funny if
that did happen. But also then I feel bad for
the people that do it well.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I guess depends on how you're positioning it. So they
say savvy single ladies New York City are treating dating
at Pinge like a handyman service, updating their profile to
say they can be won over by a man who
helped them install him. We asking to be on a
date line?
Speaker 14 (14:08):
That's yeah, are we asking to be the subject of
a crime podcast? Because there's things like task Rabbit for us?
You don't want to invite some man you don't know?
There is that over to do, like build furniture for you.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, yeah, I guess. I guess like it depends on
your intent. I supposed to like if if it's like
a funny line like Sauce was doing, if you're gonna
use somebody to that point, Rose, that is a bit dangerous.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
I will say.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
A few summers ago, I went on a date with
this guy and we didn't end up seeing each other again,
but that was for different reasons. And I had just
gotten my new couch delivered, so he did help me
put together the couch, break down the boxes, We went
on a date, and then he got all my packages
out of the mail rung.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, like that is where you live.
Speaker 14 (14:54):
I'm sorry, I could, I could never I would. I
not on a first date, maybe a second or third.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
But I went to a girl's apartment after a first
date and she asked me to hang the TV, and
I said no because first of all, was an apartment,
so I don't like putting nails in the walls and
places that. And I was like, also, I don't want
that responsibility if it doesn't go well. Third, I'm going home.
It's a weekday.
Speaker 8 (15:17):
She probably didn't have everything you needed anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
No, and that was the other thing. Yeah, no, And
that was the thing too, because like she definitely didn't
have everything. I've never hung a TV before. I was like,
this is not The TV's are expensive, walls are expensive.
I don't want.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
To do this because last summer, remember I was going
to hang my own TV and then I didn't realize
that I didn't have the right stuff, so I did
use task rabbit.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Sure makes sense. This woman goes on to say, I
feel like guys need a little job or mission and
they feel so happy. They're like a golden retriever they've
accomplished something or happy to help. Now that part is true.
Dudes in general like feeling like you we are needed
and like relied on. But yeah, he's still kind of
using the dude.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
But putting the other frenchure on a first date, So
like I'm not knocking this. If you want to do
it and you want to risk that that, do you whatever.
I hope your friends like know where you are and
who's there, though, but uh, I feel like when you
put together Frenchsure, and at least for me, if I
see someone playing together and they're not doing it the
way that I would do it, then that ruins my day.
That's like going to ruin my time with that person.
(16:20):
I'm like, can you not redirection? Why why are you
doing this? And then with guys, because I've dated a
few men who I have been with and put together
frensure with them, and it's always like, for some reason,
since they're a man, they think that they just know,
and then it's always wrong and it takes them twice
as long as it would have for me to do
it because I would just follow the directions have been
a little bit more patient.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, that is a man thing where it's like, well,
glance that I got this, and then it doesn't matter
how much experience you have building we figure things out.
And then I missed like four or five selves.
Speaker 8 (16:46):
I'm like, it shouldn't have taken that long. Oh you didn't.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
You weren't reading directions. Yeah, so I'm like, that doesn't
sound fun for me. If that's what you want to do,
go for it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
That's your journey.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
If that's your journey.
Speaker 14 (16:56):
If this segment has some weird edits, blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
This is intern John in your morning show is in case.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You listed and let's go in Fairfax. Fake name Kelly,
good morning.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Hi, goom running.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
So your question involves a top tier friend going through
a breakup. What's going on?
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Yeah, So my really really good friend just went through
a breakup and she's devastated, and I totally get it.
But she's been relying on me heavily to help her
get through this, and it's just become it's just become
too much. And it's been it's been you know a
(17:38):
little over three weeks. Now it's kind of like I
can't be there for her twenty four to seven anymore.
Like I got it, you know, the first week or two,
like she really needed me, But now that we're moving
past that, I feel completely drained. Every time I talk
to her, sure, and she'll bother me when I'm at
work or what I'm doing, like important things, and I
just I don't know how to set that boundary with
(18:01):
her where I don't, you know, really hurt her feelings.
Obviously she's in a vulnerable state. But I can't keep
listening to this and like, I think it's.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Going to go on for it seems like years.
Speaker 9 (18:12):
I don't see the light at the end of the tunnel.
So how do I kind of say to her, listen,
like you got to get it together and without kind
of hurting her feelings? How do I set that boundary?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yes, I guess you're in a spot where it's like
you want to help her, you you know, certainly feel
bad for However, it's like you still have your own
things in your life and your own problems too, So
it's like, I you don't want to be the crush forever.
Eventually she needs to be her own walking boots so
to speak. And kind of.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
Yeah, I mean, it's just like it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
And how long are they they together for?
Speaker 9 (18:45):
They were together three and a half years, so you know,
it's a huge breakoup then I got it.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
But okay, enough can put you in hold one second? Sure,
So what do you do? Your fake name Kelly? Can
you still be there for your friend? Do you have
to cut them off?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Eight?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Seven, seven, nine, four six eight want to call Misty
good morning. Hey, Hi you guys doing you went through
this with a friend and what did you do? Came
aligns with what was Sausa saying, what did you do?
Speaker 19 (19:14):
One hundred percent? You gotta distract them. Yeah that sounds weird,
but yeah, you give them things to do. You're one
hundred percent right, Yeah, and this way they can focus
on that and it doesn't make the pain stop, but
it gives them something else to focus on so that
the thing can slowly get get through it.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, So, like, what kind of things did you do
with your friend?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Miss?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Do you like to like dis tractor?
Speaker 20 (19:42):
I was going to different like classes, going to work out,
you know, you focus on a new show Like it
sounds silly, but it's the little things that's going to
really yeah, take up their time.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Yeah, so it helps the get back on their feets.
They're not inside sad and he doesn't have to You
don't necessarily have to spend money, you don't have to
go drink, download a dating app or something you can
literally do just go outside, especially this time here, you
can go outside, spend quality time together and then hopefully
she'll start feeling like she can get her life back together.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
For sure. I mixed you on one second, I'll get
you out of coffee a rose. Your thoughts with this, I.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
Agree with the distraction.
Speaker 14 (20:23):
I think that's probably the best way to get them
kind of out of their funk. Is kind of like
help help put them in like a new routine, even
if it's just like going for like hawker walks, like
Sassa saying, I also think it's totally fine to set
the boundary and say to your best friend, I care
about you, but I am drained right now and this
like I can't handle this conversation. Let's talk about something
(20:44):
else and then we'll come back to it at a
different time.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I think that's totally acceptable.
Speaker 14 (20:48):
And I think like, if it's all that she's talking about,
if this was my best friend, I would suggest a
therapist and she wouldn't take offense to that. I'd be like, hey,
I know this is really bugging you. I can't provide
the kind of support that you I think maybe you need,
so maybe talking to somebody who's better equipped at this
(21:08):
than I am.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah, Yeah, I think the cool thing the cool thing,
but the nice thing about the distraction too, is if
you leave somebody is sitting in their sorrow, they're probably
gonna sit there for a long time. Yeah, he almost
had to like forced somebody to once the ankle's broken
and heels you gotta.
Speaker 14 (21:23):
But they also have to be responsible for that themselves too.
They can't be completely like reliant on you. So I
think it's okay to like give them the nudge and
then hopefully they can start walking on their own.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
You know, if you wind you and asking for a friend.
DM's up Aunt Wymus Radio Lescal.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern John and
your Morning show is in case you missed it, let.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Me go in Parkville, fake name Maggie, Your morning and
I'm doing well. So this is an ex from middle
and high school. Were you just like curious one day
to see what he was doing or how did this
come about?
Speaker 17 (22:00):
Yeah, so I'm glad to finally get this off my test.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Because I can't tell any of my like.
Speaker 17 (22:05):
Close circles that I'm talking Max and found this information out.
Speaker 9 (22:10):
So I was just.
Speaker 17 (22:11):
Checking he got married, and I noticed that Serena Williams
was one of the bridesmaids in his wedding. Whoa, yeah,
well that's interesting. How how did that come about? So then,
after like weeks of trying to figure it out, I
found out that he married Serena Williams. Oh my gosh,
(22:32):
Serena Williams husband's sister, whoa and brother in law with
Serena Williams, and I.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Just believed guy guy, yeah, money in that feeling. My goodness. Okay,
fake name Maggie. One second, you're in the running. That's interesting,
it's kind of crazy. Finally your ax is married. It
gets kind of married into celebrity, so to speak. Yes,
let me go Alie, good morning, Hey, good morning. So
(23:01):
who was this person to you?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Alli?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
So I was just getting to know this person, we'd
been talking for a few months.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Seemed really kind, really genuine.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
So one day, similar to Sauce, I was curious, did
a background check. Found court records for paternity case and
then a custody case, so a whole other baby mama
not mentioned at all, And it just felt like gut
dropping because you think you know somebody.
Speaker 8 (23:28):
Oh, then you just get surprised with something like that.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Did you bring it up to him, like, Hey, by
the way, who's this?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
I kind of dropped in to see if it would
come up, but they didn't mention it, and that was
just kind of my cute. They're never going to bring
it up, and it's just not worth it.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
That's a big thing to hide too for surely. Yeah, exactly,
you were in the running. That's an odd one.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
This is interesting to Alexandria Olivia.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
See yours is a little different. What happened?
Speaker 21 (23:59):
So I got a call one day from someone with
my same exact name, and they had lost their job
because their company had done a background check and my
Twitter account got flagged for all of the memes I
had liked. Nothing I posted, just memes I like.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
So they thought that that your Instagram or your Twitter,
or rather was this other random person's.
Speaker 21 (24:22):
Yep, she was a flight attendant and she just called
me to let me know that she lost her job
because of it.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
And I was like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
That my gosh, what do you even say that? And
You're like, I mean.
Speaker 10 (24:34):
And oh my gosh, and oh my gosh.
Speaker 21 (24:35):
I follow you both on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Off to send you the report.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
They are so bad?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, because that's crazy. That almost sounds like a scam
like almost.
Speaker 21 (24:43):
Like oh my gosh, no, it was like it was
from like a real background check.
Speaker 16 (24:47):
Agency like they ai to Combe.
Speaker 15 (24:50):
But yeah, I lost someone their job.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Okay, running also think that person probably.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Soon company did she get?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Let me go in the Dirty Dina Ragging, Good morning,
Good morning. You found out what through online sleuthin?
Speaker 15 (25:11):
I found out that my cousin's life was cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Okay, how do we find this out?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Ragging?
Speaker 15 (25:16):
Facebook's Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat. At first, she was just
posting like finding herself and that she needs to do
things for herself, and then she got drunk one night
on Snapchat and posted pictures of them kissing.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh and there there it is. Okay, yeah, dirty Dina,
Yeah yeah this dinner right Raggon. One second, you're in
the running. Well if your favorite nine ninety three three
on text let me go in Columbia Courtney, good morning,
Good morning. So what happened? This is your husband's friend.
Speaker 16 (25:52):
Yeah, so he went I guess missing, and his wife
was calling around looking for him, and it turned out
he told his wife he was arrested for a parking
lot altercation like a little fender bender with someone. But
my husband did did some digging, and he was actually
arrested for paying for some extra.
Speaker 9 (26:11):
Fun time at a massage parlor.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Okay, and uh, what did your husband information?
Speaker 16 (26:19):
Absolutely nothing, never said a word.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, I think that's are they friends?
Speaker 12 (26:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Then he's still married, don't do.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
I didn't believe you're in jail. So yeah, I found out.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah, a lot of seconds. And Bowie Daryl, good morning.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Good morning John.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
And when did you find out?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I found out I used to date her mother. My man. Nice, Now, Darryl,
how did you? How did you find this out? Dude? So, ladies,
don't judge me.
Speaker 18 (26:57):
We have a group chet to where if we like
a girl, we want to like take it to the
next level.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
We send the picture of.
Speaker 18 (27:02):
Her and we're like, hey, do y'all know anything about
her before?
Speaker 9 (27:05):
I you know, yeah, yeah exactly.
Speaker 18 (27:09):
So my friend was like, yeah, I used to date
her older sister. And he sends a picture of the
them a like a cookout, and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Hey, who's that lead right there? And he was like, oh,
that's the mom. She looks good, don't she.
Speaker 18 (27:22):
And I'm like, yeah, you know, taking for myself, Yeah,
And I used to work with her mom. At a
school and we had like a little fling and it
was just like crazy offera.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
So I just like kind of ghosted her.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, so did you? You looked up at both.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Josh, I don't keep him tell.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
Yeah, but yes, ibl.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
No mom, Yeah, one second, you're in the running. We
don't judge your favorite ever text nine nine three three eight.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Looks like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
In John in your Morning Show, You in case you
missed it.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Second date update on interns, John in your Morning Show,
The dating world is horrendous. You finally found somebody who
you think breaks the mold. Then they stop talking you.
We try to see exactly what's going on. Rob, Good morning, Lauren.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
How you doing doing well?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Thank you. So let's get into this. You and Angela
first matched where.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
We met on bumble okay?
Speaker 13 (28:26):
And what about them ago.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Got it a month ago?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
And what about Angela's profile? May here stand out to you?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
She just seem real down to earth.
Speaker 13 (28:36):
She's trying to pointed out that you know, she was
looking to just trying to take things slow and not
rushing anything, which I am all about. Just to make
sure you know it's the right decision, so I gave
it a click and off we went.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
So that's wanting to bring up because you mentioned you
matched a month ago, but we've only had a date
in that month, right, correct, But we've talked a lot,
like you've had virtual dates, I guess, but only one
date in person?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Is that fair? Right? We started?
Speaker 13 (29:06):
We started? Uh, we started with text just kind of
get to know each other, and then we did a
couple FaceTime I guess you could. I guess you call
them dates sure face tie, and then yeah, last week
we finally went on an actual date in person. Okay,
and that's kind of where we are.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
So let's talk about the date. We do dinner. We
meet at the restaurant.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Did you offer to pick her up or was she
more so like, hey, I want to I'd rather meet
you there. You're still a stranger.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Heard, yeah, I offer it.
Speaker 13 (29:37):
I just kind I always do. But ultimately, whatever they want,
find you want to meet there and that with me?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Okay, So we do dinner. How's the conversation, how's the
chemistry going from just digital talking to actually having her.
Speaker 13 (29:50):
Across the I thought everything really just kind of picked
up where the digital conversations ended. The chemistry felt right,
we I mean I felt the connection. Everything seemed legit,
because you know, you never know what's online dating what
you did, but everything, everything seemed to match up.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (30:11):
We had a great dinner, you know, and uh, I
said I'll see you soon at the end of the night,
and I haven't heard from her.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, And that's where we are now. You have reached out.
If you try calling, you tried texting nothing right, correct.
Speaker 13 (30:27):
Yeah, that's actually a couple of times I could call
her the other night.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
And so you're kind in the space where your mind like, hey,
if it's not gonna work out, that's okay. I would
just rather know it's not working out than being limbo
of like is there something going on?
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Yeah, like what happened too.
Speaker 13 (30:45):
I mean things happen. I kind of just like to
know what happened.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, I think you're every that, especially because I get
the whole like taking it slow. So it seems like
you guys were doing everything correctly. So let me try
to call her your hers side, Okay, one second, try
I get her up. Hello, Hi, calling for Angela. Please, Yeah,
(31:20):
this is Angela. Hey, it's intern G and Sauce can
we talk to him the air real quick? And sorry
rose to sorry, Dolly, I'm this. I got distracted by
a puppy in the background. Look back to the story
and we talked to the radio real quick. Okay, we're
doing It's nothing bad. We're doing a second date update.
I got something on the line, Rob, If you want
(31:42):
to say hello, Hey, you nailed it, Rob, also sign
do you have a puppy? What kind of dog is that?
This is now? I'm I'm invested, just a little mutt.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Sorry, get your little.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Off, all right, angel. The reason we're here is not
because of Rob's dog, is because we're doing a second
date update. So Rob reached out to us. He told us,
you guys, a match on the dating apps, had gone
to dinner and that he's not heard from you since.
So we're just trying to see where your head's at
and how things are going. Well.
Speaker 22 (32:21):
Yeah, so, okay.
Speaker 15 (32:25):
I we were having.
Speaker 22 (32:27):
A date and I went to go use the restroom
and I came back and Rob had already paid the bill.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Okay, okay, And here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 22 (32:39):
It was our first date and I don't want to
be like in debt to anybody like on the first date,
I need him to take care of me.
Speaker 8 (32:48):
I can take care of myself.
Speaker 12 (32:49):
So you know, she would have waited like two minutes.
Speaker 23 (32:53):
I was gone like less than.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Three wad on hand. Just so I understand the reason
you've not reached out, because the date was great, You
use the restroom, you come back, Bill's taking care of
and that that's like the one. I'm not judging, but
they just understand. That's what.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
It is.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
No for you, Okay, Rob your thoughts.
Speaker 22 (33:17):
He decided he decided that he was just going to
take care of it all by himself.
Speaker 8 (33:21):
Oh for me, for me, okay.
Speaker 15 (33:26):
And like without even asking me, if.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
You know I was good with that.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Did you try using your words and telling him that
you wanted to split the bill before hand?
Speaker 22 (33:37):
Yeah, we talked about it beforehand, but then he just
went ahead and split you know, he just went ahead
and paid the bill.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Okay, So Rob your thoughts.
Speaker 13 (33:47):
Wow, you were in the bathroom. I just paid the bill.
It really wasn't a big deal. I figured you could
just get the next next date. I wasn't drying overstep
any bad. I was just trying to be efficient. I
guess I could say, let's.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Let's say I'm gonna put you guys in hold. Are
you team rob or Team Angela?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I mean go here, you go, get caught up with
the intern Johnny your morning shows in case you missed.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
It, real quick, there's a Wiener issue in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 8 (34:17):
Oh man, yeah, I am down here.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Dude, you are horrible. Now get to listen to sus
laugh herself.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
No, I was talking because hot dogs like the hot
dog tower there's up there. I don't want anything to
do with it.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Thousands of frozen hot dogs spilled across I eighty three
in Pennsylvania, close in the hiway, both directions near York. Uh,
says Shrewsbury.
Speaker 8 (34:47):
That's that's New York.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
So yeah, you're county. See correct, Look at that. Imagine
from Baltimore. But imagine being in traffic. And it was
because there's Wieners all over the road.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
It's like there's a Wiener report.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It's like my dms, am I right, ladies. Uh So
the collision happened nine to ten in the morning. Not great,
not great, they say, took the long clean up because
of my grease left on the pavement, because of the Wiinners.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Oh gross, Wait they were like, why was there grease
if they weren't cooked?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Maybe they route so long and it's hot out.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
I was just thinking they're gonna be like they wouldn't
stop rolling. I don't know why they keep rolling street.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
The police are looking to into the case, see what happened.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
So is there gonna be like a Wiener shortage up there?
Speaker 21 (35:28):
Now?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh, here's the thing. There are so many Wieners that
the closure was four miles long. That's a lot of Wieners.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Well, because they can probably just really like I feel
like they probably did keep rolling.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
You just think that police officers in Yorker has chasing
the Wieners.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
That literally picturing Yes, and those Pennsylvania ros no like
the second you give him, like the Maryland like border
in the PA. Like those roads just go down hell anyway,
like true, like no offense Pennsylvania. But like it's every
time I go to your work, I'd be like, ugh,
warre in Pennsylvania. I was surprised they didn't get stuck
in the potholes and stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Well, the crazy think the crash happened at nine to
ten with the rosary opened at four pm. That is
a long long.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
Time man's think about how many that is like slow WIRs?
Speaker 8 (36:10):
How many? Was it one hundred thousand?
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I didn't say many, but more than I've seen in
my lifetime.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Probably just the good stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
This is Injured John and your Morning Shows in case
you missed it.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
John's Little Secrets. What's your confession? What's your secret? Something
you just want to get off your chest? Eight seven seven,
nine ninety five four six A one, change your name,
change your voice, best one fifty dollars cash. We don't
judge by the way, Just go in. I actually don't
want to say the city, but fake name and good morning,
Good morning? All right, girl, your confession? What's going on?
Speaker 17 (36:43):
I had with seven month olds on I thought I
would be one and done because I'm forty, and I
found out on.
Speaker 11 (36:49):
The weekends that I'm eight weeks pregnant. I don't know
how to tell my husband.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, wait, so seven months you have a seven month
old and your eight leaks pregnant? You guys like when
the second the doctors is okay, you guys are right
back in the firing range. I guess, okay, do we
think husband is going to be I mean, obviously he's
gonna love the kid, but you need to be a
(37:15):
little girl.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
But I was like, you know, a little wait and
see how this one goes. I guess we were waiting.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Well, yeah, hey, remember how like we hooked up once
and have a kid. Yeah, oh yeah, play Brady, Oops,
I did it again? Yeah, and drop the bomb on
that way, doesn't I drop a bomb?
Speaker 4 (37:36):
No, it's a child dinner.
Speaker 11 (37:39):
And I'd be like, hey, by the way, another one.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
By the way, you knocked me up again, Darryl. His
name is fake And one second you're in the running.
That's how amazing that is legit, Like the second the
doc says, okay, you can go play again, and then
right back in the mud. Yeah, let me go. Fake
name Hannah, good morning, Good morning, Hi girl, your confession.
(38:02):
What you got for us?
Speaker 11 (38:05):
I met my now fiance when of my my late
wife and I had adults one time with him about
fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Okay, So you you were with your late wife and
you guys decided to bring a dude in for a night.
Speaker 11 (38:24):
Yeah, we're both bisexual, okay, And how do how do
we find him? She knew him for years before I
even came into the picture.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Got it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Okay? And then so your your wife passes away, and
so how long after she passes away did you reconnect
with the guy?
Speaker 8 (38:47):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (38:47):
It was we were always friends, but we didn't start
becoming romantic to about two years two and a half
years later.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
And so what story do you tell people when they
ask how you guys met?
Speaker 11 (39:00):
I just say that we've been friends off and on
for years. People know how we originally met.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I think that's I mean, yeah, especially
if you've been friends and everything. I mean, you guys
are happy.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Yeah, oh yeah, we.
Speaker 11 (39:18):
Just bought a house together.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Were great also, Hannah one second running vote for your
favorite nine ninety three three eight to text let me go,
fake name, Amanda, good morning, Good morning, I go your confession.
What you have for us that.
Speaker 23 (39:33):
Everyone thinks my husband and I are like the most wholesome,
perfect couple and we're actually swingers.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
Look at Okay, you can be a perfect couple and
be a swinger for sure.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Open communication. So how long y'all been swinging for?
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Like, I think like twelve years?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Okay? Were you both doing it separately before or is
something we decided to hop on pause together?
Speaker 4 (39:58):
No, like way back when my husband was in the military.
Speaker 23 (40:01):
And one thing led to another like a crazy party,
and then we're like, you know, we kind of like that,
And then we tried it again.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
We're like, yeah, we kind of like doing that. This
is the question.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
I would imagine that it'd be much easier for you
to find somebody than for him. So do you guys
have rules of like you can't hook up unless he can.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Yeah, like we got to do stuff together.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Okay, that's exciting. Is the pineapple thing?
Speaker 4 (40:26):
True? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Really?
Speaker 8 (40:29):
Right?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
So like a pineapple at the grocery store or where
where do you hang the pineapple if you're trying to
let people know.
Speaker 23 (40:34):
I well, some people like are crazy and just bring
a little a literal pineapple. But a lot of people
have like tattoos or wear certain things that you spot them.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
Down.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Okay, then, so how often do you guys like set
this up?
Speaker 14 (40:54):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (40:55):
It depends. We have kids.
Speaker 23 (40:56):
Now it's a little harder, but you know, just whenever
you meet somebody and they're interested, we try and figure
it out. Sure, people, we really like we do it
like every couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
All right, all right, thank you, Amanda. One second, you're
in the running. Vote your favorite text nine nine three
three eight Just the good.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
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What went right that seemed so far in the dating
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wrong with our dating profile completely in va we go Ali?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Good morning, Hey, good morning? All right? So picnic for
a first eight sounds lovely, that sound sound cute.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
It's lovely, but also looking back might have been scary
because I could have gotten murdered. But that's just also
the girl in me.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Sure, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
It's kind of like a thrill though. So you're like,
you know what, I could die today, but I'm dying
for love.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Was the picnic in like a secluded forest? It was
in like a park? Fine, you know actually.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
When it was it was just like in a big
open area, but there weren't many people around, which is
why I was thinking I could have died today.
Speaker 8 (01:32):
Sure, I'm glad, We're glad you didn't. I thank you
me too.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, what happened on the day alley, So.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
You know, picnics plan, You're right, very cute, had a
whole spread and that was nice. But then upon conversation,
one of the questions you had asked me was, so
have you dressed up for Halloween before? And I'm a
big nerds I'm like, yeah, I dressed up as like
Ash Ketchem for Pokemon right and Star Wars. And he's like, oh,
like a sexy ash catch him him, Like, what do
(02:01):
you mean? I just kept asking if I addressed as
sexy versions of these people that I dressed up ash
for Halloween?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
That is okay at the point, Yeah, probably back away slowly.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
I'd be like, did you creep on my Instagram already?
Speaker 8 (02:15):
Is that how it started?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I'm gonna no, I don't think we had any social
media shared yet. We ever communicated through the app?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, I'm assuming no second date Alley.
Speaker 9 (02:26):
No, not at all.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
He had tried texting after. I was like, you know,
it's just not for me, but wishing you all the best.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
I'deel like, sorry, didn't match your criteria. I didn't know
how to be sexy.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Next time you can catch them all?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Ali, one second you were in the running. That is
an odd thing. That was weird.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Yeah, I'd be like, no, but do you want to
see like all my other ones?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, here's this, here's me as a lizard. Let me
go in Perry Hall, Josh, good morning, Good morning, I
dating app, bad poker. What happened?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
So?
Speaker 10 (02:54):
I went on a date with a guy to Long
Orange steakhout, Nice and we were there for about thirty
four minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Right when we got our.
Speaker 10 (03:02):
Food, a girl sat down came in and sat down
at our table, and he was looking at her and said,
what are you doing here?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Unbeknownst to me, he.
Speaker 10 (03:14):
Had a current girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
Oh wow.
Speaker 10 (03:16):
And she sat down. She didn't make a scene, but
she sat down like she wasn't invited what was supposed
to be and just kind of had this attitude like, oh,
you know, you forgot to invite me.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Who's this?
Speaker 10 (03:30):
I introduced myself and about five minutes later I got
up and left.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
I would have I would have left you.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, So, jess what a did you guys meet on
h grinder? Okay, because I was gonna say, I'm bumble,
you can switch to a grinders like strictly like that's
a little bit hard to hide. So when she sat down,
did he look like he had seen a ghost?
Speaker 10 (03:54):
Yes, he couldn't keep his eyes off of her, and
I knew he knew her by the way he was looking.
And then once he said what are you doing here?
I said, oh, no, it could be, but you know.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I didn't think it's that. Yeah, you didn't get appetizers.
That's the worst part of the whole the whole deal,
I feel like the worst parts.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
I went on first date to the Longhorn and that
didn't end well either, So I just maybe take that
off the list, all right, Josh.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
One second you're in the running. I would also assume
that she must have been tracking him, right or something
like that.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I will say I feel bad
for him being that situation. I don't think that you
should put the person that doesn't even know in that situation.
But she has like I could not make a scene
like that, But good for her that calm anger. I think,
is this one of the scariest things in the planet
to sit down calmly like I'm here, but the public
stuff freaks me out, Like I'm like, why I could?
(04:43):
I couldn't do it, That's what I'm saying, Like, Wow,
good for her. I also know you love.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
This one, sauce, Amanda, good morning, Good morning, all right,
I need you to tiptoe a little bit, honest, Randa.
What happened on the dating apps?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
So I went on a first date, seemed totally nor
everything was fine. The next day I opened my text
messages to a video from the sky of him having
a shaky thing laying down on the ground, you know,
(05:18):
cheeks upwards, pulled it out and let out the largest
like largest for that part I've ever heard of my life.
I'm traumatized. He's had this fart fetish and I still
have the video for proof because I'm so traumatized that
I don't believe anyone won't believe me.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
I don't want to ask you to send it to
me if I don't want to get arrested.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
So yeah, Shelly, I will send it to you on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
S H E L B Y S O S. Okay, Okay, no,
you do I really do this? After one date? He
just like you want to what she's gonna want this?
Speaker 9 (05:58):
Yeah, And I've.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Never been so disgusted and traumatized all at the same
time in my life.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Yeah, not to be stupid, but was he naked?
Speaker 11 (06:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
How else do you when any of this happened? All right?
Amanda was second? You were in the rounding that I
mean we said we own judge certainly, but don't send
unsolicited Oh yes, certainly. But that is like.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I feel like we got to that level that she
wants to hear me from. There's a lot of things here,
and I was like, well, we still decided to go
through with that.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's like, Hey, I want to know that I'm cool.
I'm down for anything.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yeah, I'm I never ye both for your favorite evertext cheeters.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
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Speaker 8 (06:54):
Hi, I'm calling for Corey.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Hi.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
My name is Kennedy.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
I'm callingelling you from Why Mess Flowers. You actually won
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You can send them wherever you want. Congratulations. We just
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but congratulations. We just want to make sure we get
(07:20):
them out.
Speaker 12 (07:23):
Is this some kind of a joke or no?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
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QR codes all over maybe you entered that way.
Speaker 12 (07:32):
Okay, doesn't sound familiar to me, but done. So what
is this the roses? I'm kind of confused.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
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We're called White Mass Flowers. We're new downtown, we're locally owned.
So you'll be helping the economy just by you know,
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Speaker 12 (07:56):
And it doesn't cost anything.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Nope, we don't need your credit card info or anything.
Speaker 12 (08:01):
Really, Okay, yeah, sounds a little fishy to me.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I mean, if you don't want them, if you don't
have anywhere to send them, I can pick the next person.
But if you do want to send them to somebody,
that's awesome, and then hopefully you love them and then
you come back.
Speaker 12 (08:17):
So you're not going to try to get any money
out of me.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
No, Like I said, I don't need your credit card info.
Speaker 12 (08:24):
Okay, all right, all right, great.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
And then let me just make a little file for
you in case you end up coming back. Who are
you saying them to tell you that?
Speaker 12 (08:36):
Now?
Speaker 6 (08:37):
I mean, what do you need a name for the
card for when we deliver them? Unless are we giving
them to you? Are we saying them to your house?
Speaker 11 (08:44):
M No?
Speaker 12 (08:47):
Then let me give you somebody else's name.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
They are red roses, so I do think that they're romantic.
But you can send them to whoever you want because
they're free.
Speaker 12 (09:00):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (09:01):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (09:02):
The person's name is BIB.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Like V I V.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Yeah, all right, and then we're again create a file.
Who is she to you?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Wife?
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Girlfriend, friend, sister?
Speaker 12 (09:14):
Uh, she's a close friend.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Close friend.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
All right, they are just romantic, I think, but sure,
close friends, red flowers, that's great. We went the car
to say it's just your typical flower card.
Speaker 12 (09:26):
Uh see.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
How about uh?
Speaker 12 (09:31):
I can't wait to stretch you out?
Speaker 9 (09:33):
What's on?
Speaker 12 (09:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Hello, hiftly gross?
Speaker 14 (09:41):
Yeah, who is the person?
Speaker 12 (09:46):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
But that's not the right answer. My name is intern John.
I got Saucer Rose here right now. We are recording
you for the show or do you know War of
the Roses? And you just said.
Speaker 15 (09:57):
Flowers to one other woman?
Speaker 16 (09:58):
And what do you make sure that's her out?
Speaker 9 (10:00):
What is that is that? I'm speechless.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Cory, that is your girlfriend Myra, And I'll say by
your roommate. Yeah you didn't never it was.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
What are you doing on the phone?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay, well I caught you?
Speaker 15 (10:16):
You're cheating.
Speaker 16 (10:16):
I knew that was this person was on the couch.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
I knew that was us.
Speaker 16 (10:20):
Like, what's going on?
Speaker 12 (10:23):
She's just a client.
Speaker 15 (10:27):
Doesn't red roses to romance?
Speaker 16 (10:29):
How many times does she have to say romantic?
Speaker 14 (10:31):
Romantic?
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Romantic?
Speaker 16 (10:32):
You just say romantic roses to another woman?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
You want to stretch out, like Tonya the Tiger?
Speaker 8 (10:37):
What does that mean that you mean.
Speaker 17 (10:42):
Are you having suck?
Speaker 11 (10:44):
No?
Speaker 15 (10:45):
No, you're clearly seting on me.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You're lying, so Coryn, you're you want us to believe
that you, when your girlfriend's out of town invite clients
over and then send them red roses. That's not normal.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Why wouldn't you send them to your girlfriend who you
also live with?
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Answer, what do you want me to say?
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Somebody calls me off? Three roses?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I don't know what's going on here to me?
Speaker 18 (11:18):
Why wouldn't you send them to me?
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Honestly, we can tell you that you don't know what's
going on here. We get that, we can tell.
Speaker 12 (11:27):
I don't know what to.
Speaker 17 (11:28):
Say, Okay, my apartment worked?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Or is that you could just say you're not cheating
your girlfriend?
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Yeah, but you didn't, Birah. I'll help you get all
stuff out. I'm really good at moving yes fast, I'm
not cheating on you.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Guys.
Speaker 13 (11:47):
Or of the roses is creticked and possibly edited for
broadcasts with permission granted from all participants. Want more roses,
go to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Sass you have talked about before precent apps or you'd
have guys like fixed things for you wouldn't you.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Yes, or they would offer to I. When I had
Hine last summer, I said, I'm only here like something
like I'm only here because I need someone to hang
my TV, yes, which like I didn't use them to
hang my TV, but I have they have offered, okay,
And they've also offered to put together furniture, which I
think playing together fronture on the first day could be
a whole like a hilarious story.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
But also I would fight somebody.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I think, yeah, that's a that's a high stress, high
yeah war type of thing.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
But yes, I have.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
And also I had a friend who she actually did
have someone put together her bed frame.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Oh really.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
She met on the app and then they didn't see
each other again, damn.
Speaker 8 (12:40):
And I was like, wow, he was so nice. So
you just like showed up and did that any bed?
Yeah you feel like a dresser like your bed.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's yeah. I would think that was.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Like a that's what I'm saying, like did whatever?
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I thought that's one of those things where if I
came back and told you to like, yeah, this girl
had me over and chanting maker bed and I just
left you guys, like she was definitely forting with you.
Oh no, she just want me to help build a
bed for you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
I had a guy make my bed after a first
date because he said he because he used to have
been in the military, and he said, you did like
the whatever corner.
Speaker 8 (13:10):
So I was like, make my bed?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Did you really? He did?
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Okay, then he left.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Sure, No, I don't know why.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
I thought that was so funny. I was like, Okay, yeah,
I believe you.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, I believe you. So single women in New York
are using Hinge to get their furniture built by Matches
for free. Oh my gosh, somebody said, quote it feels
like getting the boyfriend experience on a first date.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
That is wild, though, because I feel like the story
is coming out of New York and like the single
women there, I'm like, you are making us look insane,
Like that's just say the word insane. I'm sorry, but
I get I get it, and it is funny if
that did happen. But also then I feel bad for
the people that do it well.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I guess depends on how you're positioning it. So they
say savvy single ladies New York City are treating dating
at Pinge like a handyman service, updating their profile to
say they can be won over by a man who
helped them install him. We asking to be on a
date line?
Speaker 14 (14:08):
That's yeah, are we asking to be the subject of
a crime podcast? Because there's things like task Rabbit for us?
You don't want to invite some man you don't know?
There is that over to do, like build furniture for you.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, yeah, I guess. I guess like it depends on
your intent. I supposed to like if if it's like
a funny line like Sauce was doing, if you're gonna
use somebody to that point, Rose, that is a bit dangerous.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
I will say.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
A few summers ago, I went on a date with
this guy and we didn't end up seeing each other again,
but that was for different reasons. And I had just
gotten my new couch delivered, so he did help me
put together the couch, break down the boxes, We went
on a date, and then he got all my packages
out of the mail rung.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, like that is where you live.
Speaker 14 (14:54):
I'm sorry, I could, I could never I would. I
not on a first date, maybe a second or third.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
But I went to a girl's apartment after a first
date and she asked me to hang the TV, and
I said no because first of all, was an apartment,
so I don't like putting nails in the walls and
places that. And I was like, also, I don't want
that responsibility if it doesn't go well. Third, I'm going home.
It's a weekday.
Speaker 8 (15:17):
She probably didn't have everything you needed anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
No, and that was the other thing. Yeah, no, And
that was the thing too, because like she definitely didn't
have everything. I've never hung a TV before. I was like,
this is not The TV's are expensive, walls are expensive.
I don't want.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
To do this because last summer, remember I was going
to hang my own TV and then I didn't realize
that I didn't have the right stuff, so I did
use task rabbit.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Sure makes sense. This woman goes on to say, I
feel like guys need a little job or mission and
they feel so happy. They're like a golden retriever they've
accomplished something or happy to help. Now that part is true.
Dudes in general like feeling like you we are needed
and like relied on. But yeah, he's still kind of
using the dude.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
But putting the other frenchure on a first date, So
like I'm not knocking this. If you want to do
it and you want to risk that that, do you whatever.
I hope your friends like know where you are and
who's there, though, but uh, I feel like when you
put together Frenchsure, and at least for me, if I
see someone playing together and they're not doing it the
way that I would do it, then that ruins my day.
That's like going to ruin my time with that person.
(16:20):
I'm like, can you not redirection? Why why are you
doing this? And then with guys, because I've dated a
few men who I have been with and put together
frensure with them, and it's always like, for some reason,
since they're a man, they think that they just know,
and then it's always wrong and it takes them twice
as long as it would have for me to do
it because I would just follow the directions have been
a little bit more patient.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, that is a man thing where it's like, well,
glance that I got this, and then it doesn't matter
how much experience you have building we figure things out.
And then I missed like four or five selves.
Speaker 8 (16:46):
I'm like, it shouldn't have taken that long. Oh you didn't.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
You weren't reading directions. Yeah, so I'm like, that doesn't
sound fun for me. If that's what you want to do,
go for it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
That's your journey.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
If that's your journey.
Speaker 14 (16:56):
If this segment has some weird edits, blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
This is intern John in your morning show is in case.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You listed and let's go in Fairfax. Fake name Kelly,
good morning.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Hi, goom running.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
So your question involves a top tier friend going through
a breakup. What's going on?
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Yeah, So my really really good friend just went through
a breakup and she's devastated, and I totally get it.
But she's been relying on me heavily to help her
get through this, and it's just become it's just become
too much. And it's been it's been you know a
(17:38):
little over three weeks. Now it's kind of like I
can't be there for her twenty four to seven anymore.
Like I got it, you know, the first week or two,
like she really needed me, But now that we're moving
past that, I feel completely drained. Every time I talk
to her, sure, and she'll bother me when I'm at
work or what I'm doing, like important things, and I
just I don't know how to set that boundary with
(18:01):
her where I don't, you know, really hurt her feelings.
Obviously she's in a vulnerable state. But I can't keep
listening to this and like, I think it's.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Going to go on for it seems like years.
Speaker 9 (18:12):
I don't see the light at the end of the tunnel.
So how do I kind of say to her, listen,
like you got to get it together and without kind
of hurting her feelings? How do I set that boundary?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yes, I guess you're in a spot where it's like
you want to help her, you you know, certainly feel
bad for However, it's like you still have your own
things in your life and your own problems too, So
it's like, I you don't want to be the crush forever.
Eventually she needs to be her own walking boots so
to speak. And kind of.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
Yeah, I mean, it's just like it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
And how long are they they together for?
Speaker 9 (18:45):
They were together three and a half years, so you know,
it's a huge breakoup then I got it.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
But okay, enough can put you in hold one second? Sure,
So what do you do? Your fake name Kelly? Can
you still be there for your friend? Do you have
to cut them off?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Eight?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Seven, seven, nine, four six eight want to call Misty
good morning. Hey, Hi you guys doing you went through
this with a friend and what did you do? Came
aligns with what was Sausa saying, what did you do?
Speaker 19 (19:14):
One hundred percent? You gotta distract them. Yeah that sounds weird,
but yeah, you give them things to do. You're one
hundred percent right, Yeah, and this way they can focus
on that and it doesn't make the pain stop, but
it gives them something else to focus on so that
the thing can slowly get get through it.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, So, like, what kind of things did you do
with your friend?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Miss?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Do you like to like dis tractor?
Speaker 20 (19:42):
I was going to different like classes, going to work out,
you know, you focus on a new show Like it
sounds silly, but it's the little things that's going to
really yeah, take up their time.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Yeah, so it helps the get back on their feets.
They're not inside sad and he doesn't have to You
don't necessarily have to spend money, you don't have to
go drink, download a dating app or something you can
literally do just go outside, especially this time here, you
can go outside, spend quality time together and then hopefully
she'll start feeling like she can get her life back together.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
For sure. I mixed you on one second, I'll get
you out of coffee a rose. Your thoughts with this, I.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
Agree with the distraction.
Speaker 14 (20:23):
I think that's probably the best way to get them
kind of out of their funk. Is kind of like
help help put them in like a new routine, even
if it's just like going for like hawker walks, like
Sassa saying, I also think it's totally fine to set
the boundary and say to your best friend, I care
about you, but I am drained right now and this
like I can't handle this conversation. Let's talk about something
(20:44):
else and then we'll come back to it at a
different time.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I think that's totally acceptable.
Speaker 14 (20:48):
And I think like, if it's all that she's talking about,
if this was my best friend, I would suggest a
therapist and she wouldn't take offense to that. I'd be like, hey,
I know this is really bugging you. I can't provide
the kind of support that you I think maybe you need,
so maybe talking to somebody who's better equipped at this
(21:08):
than I am.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah, Yeah, I think the cool thing the cool thing,
but the nice thing about the distraction too, is if
you leave somebody is sitting in their sorrow, they're probably
gonna sit there for a long time. Yeah, he almost
had to like forced somebody to once the ankle's broken
and heels you gotta.
Speaker 14 (21:23):
But they also have to be responsible for that themselves too.
They can't be completely like reliant on you. So I
think it's okay to like give them the nudge and
then hopefully they can start walking on their own.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
You know, if you wind you and asking for a friend.
DM's up Aunt Wymus Radio Lescal.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern John and
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Speaker 2 (21:46):
Me go in Parkville, fake name Maggie, Your morning and
I'm doing well. So this is an ex from middle
and high school. Were you just like curious one day
to see what he was doing or how did this
come about?
Speaker 17 (22:00):
Yeah, so I'm glad to finally get this off my test.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Because I can't tell any of my like.
Speaker 17 (22:05):
Close circles that I'm talking Max and found this information out.
Speaker 9 (22:10):
So I was just.
Speaker 17 (22:11):
Checking he got married, and I noticed that Serena Williams
was one of the bridesmaids in his wedding. Whoa, yeah,
well that's interesting. How how did that come about? So then,
after like weeks of trying to figure it out, I
found out that he married Serena Williams. Oh my gosh,
(22:32):
Serena Williams husband's sister, whoa and brother in law with
Serena Williams, and I.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Just believed guy guy, yeah, money in that feeling. My goodness. Okay,
fake name Maggie. One second, you're in the running. That's interesting,
it's kind of crazy. Finally your ax is married. It
gets kind of married into celebrity, so to speak. Yes,
let me go Alie, good morning, Hey, good morning. So
(23:01):
who was this person to you?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Alli?
Speaker 5 (23:04):
So I was just getting to know this person, we'd
been talking for a few months.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Seemed really kind, really genuine.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
So one day, similar to Sauce, I was curious, did
a background check. Found court records for paternity case and
then a custody case, so a whole other baby mama
not mentioned at all, And it just felt like gut
dropping because you think you know somebody.
Speaker 8 (23:28):
Oh, then you just get surprised with something like that.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Did you bring it up to him, like, Hey, by
the way, who's this?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
I kind of dropped in to see if it would
come up, but they didn't mention it, and that was
just kind of my cute. They're never going to bring
it up, and it's just not worth it.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
That's a big thing to hide too for surely. Yeah, exactly,
you were in the running. That's an odd one.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
This is interesting to Alexandria Olivia.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
See yours is a little different. What happened?
Speaker 21 (23:59):
So I got a call one day from someone with
my same exact name, and they had lost their job
because their company had done a background check and my
Twitter account got flagged for all of the memes I
had liked. Nothing I posted, just memes I like.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
So they thought that that your Instagram or your Twitter,
or rather was this other random person's.
Speaker 21 (24:22):
Yep, she was a flight attendant and she just called
me to let me know that she lost her job
because of it.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
And I was like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
That my gosh, what do you even say that? And
You're like, I mean.
Speaker 10 (24:34):
And oh my gosh, and oh my gosh.
Speaker 21 (24:35):
I follow you both on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Off to send you the report.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
They are so bad?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, because that's crazy. That almost sounds like a scam
like almost.
Speaker 21 (24:43):
Like oh my gosh, no, it was like it was
from like a real background check.
Speaker 16 (24:47):
Agency like they ai to Combe.
Speaker 15 (24:50):
But yeah, I lost someone their job.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Okay, running also think that person probably.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Soon company did she get?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Let me go in the Dirty Dina Ragging, Good morning,
Good morning. You found out what through online sleuthin?
Speaker 15 (25:11):
I found out that my cousin's life was cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Okay, how do we find this out?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Ragging?
Speaker 15 (25:16):
Facebook's Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat. At first, she was just
posting like finding herself and that she needs to do
things for herself, and then she got drunk one night
on Snapchat and posted pictures of them kissing.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh and there there it is. Okay, yeah, dirty Dina,
Yeah yeah this dinner right Raggon. One second, you're in
the running. Well if your favorite nine ninety three three
on text let me go in Columbia Courtney, good morning,
Good morning. So what happened? This is your husband's friend.
Speaker 16 (25:52):
Yeah, so he went I guess missing, and his wife
was calling around looking for him, and it turned out
he told his wife he was arrested for a parking
lot altercation like a little fender bender with someone. But
my husband did did some digging, and he was actually
arrested for paying for some extra.
Speaker 9 (26:11):
Fun time at a massage parlor.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Okay, and uh, what did your husband information?
Speaker 16 (26:19):
Absolutely nothing, never said a word.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, I think that's are they friends?
Speaker 12 (26:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Then he's still married, don't do.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
I didn't believe you're in jail. So yeah, I found out.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah, a lot of seconds. And Bowie Daryl, good morning.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Good morning John.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
And when did you find out?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I found out I used to date her mother. My man. Nice, Now, Darryl,
how did you? How did you find this out? Dude? So, ladies,
don't judge me.
Speaker 18 (26:57):
We have a group chet to where if we like
a girl, we want to like take it to the
next level.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
We send the picture of.
Speaker 18 (27:02):
Her and we're like, hey, do y'all know anything about
her before?
Speaker 9 (27:05):
I you know, yeah, yeah exactly.
Speaker 18 (27:09):
So my friend was like, yeah, I used to date
her older sister. And he sends a picture of the
them a like a cookout, and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Hey, who's that lead right there? And he was like, oh,
that's the mom. She looks good, don't she.
Speaker 18 (27:22):
And I'm like, yeah, you know, taking for myself, Yeah,
And I used to work with her mom. At a
school and we had like a little fling and it
was just like crazy offera.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
So I just like kind of ghosted her.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, so did you? You looked up at both.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Josh, I don't keep him tell.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
Yeah, but yes, ibl.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
No mom, Yeah, one second, you're in the running. We
don't judge your favorite ever text nine nine three three eight.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Looks like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
In John in your Morning Show, You in case you
missed it.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Second date update on interns, John in your Morning Show,
The dating world is horrendous. You finally found somebody who
you think breaks the mold. Then they stop talking you.
We try to see exactly what's going on. Rob, Good morning, Lauren.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
How you doing doing well?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Thank you. So let's get into this. You and Angela
first matched where.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
We met on bumble okay?
Speaker 13 (28:26):
And what about them ago.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Got it a month ago?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
And what about Angela's profile? May here stand out to you?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
She just seem real down to earth.
Speaker 13 (28:36):
She's trying to pointed out that you know, she was
looking to just trying to take things slow and not
rushing anything, which I am all about. Just to make
sure you know it's the right decision, so I gave
it a click and off we went.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
So that's wanting to bring up because you mentioned you
matched a month ago, but we've only had a date
in that month, right, correct, But we've talked a lot,
like you've had virtual dates, I guess, but only one
date in person?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Is that fair? Right? We started?
Speaker 13 (29:06):
We started? Uh, we started with text just kind of
get to know each other, and then we did a
couple FaceTime I guess you could. I guess you call
them dates sure face tie, and then yeah, last week
we finally went on an actual date in person. Okay,
and that's kind of where we are.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
So let's talk about the date. We do dinner. We
meet at the restaurant.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Did you offer to pick her up or was she
more so like, hey, I want to I'd rather meet
you there. You're still a stranger.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Heard, yeah, I offer it.
Speaker 13 (29:37):
I just kind I always do. But ultimately, whatever they want,
find you want to meet there and that with me?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Okay, So we do dinner. How's the conversation, how's the
chemistry going from just digital talking to actually having her.
Speaker 13 (29:50):
Across the I thought everything really just kind of picked
up where the digital conversations ended. The chemistry felt right,
we I mean I felt the connection. Everything seemed legit,
because you know, you never know what's online dating what
you did, but everything, everything seemed to match up.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (30:11):
We had a great dinner, you know, and uh, I
said I'll see you soon at the end of the night,
and I haven't heard from her.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, And that's where we are now. You have reached out.
If you try calling, you tried texting nothing right, correct.
Speaker 13 (30:27):
Yeah, that's actually a couple of times I could call
her the other night.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
And so you're kind in the space where your mind like, hey,
if it's not gonna work out, that's okay. I would
just rather know it's not working out than being limbo
of like is there something going on?
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Yeah, like what happened too.
Speaker 13 (30:45):
I mean things happen. I kind of just like to
know what happened.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, I think you're every that, especially because I get
the whole like taking it slow. So it seems like
you guys were doing everything correctly. So let me try
to call her your hers side, Okay, one second, try
I get her up. Hello, Hi, calling for Angela. Please, Yeah,
(31:20):
this is Angela. Hey, it's intern G and Sauce can
we talk to him the air real quick? And sorry
rose to sorry, Dolly, I'm this. I got distracted by
a puppy in the background. Look back to the story
and we talked to the radio real quick. Okay, we're
doing It's nothing bad. We're doing a second date update.
I got something on the line, Rob, If you want
(31:42):
to say hello, Hey, you nailed it, Rob, also sign
do you have a puppy? What kind of dog is that?
This is now? I'm I'm invested, just a little mutt.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Sorry, get your little.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Off, all right, angel. The reason we're here is not
because of Rob's dog, is because we're doing a second
date update. So Rob reached out to us. He told us,
you guys, a match on the dating apps, had gone
to dinner and that he's not heard from you since.
So we're just trying to see where your head's at
and how things are going. Well.
Speaker 22 (32:21):
Yeah, so, okay.
Speaker 15 (32:25):
I we were having.
Speaker 22 (32:27):
A date and I went to go use the restroom
and I came back and Rob had already paid the bill.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Okay, okay, And here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 22 (32:39):
It was our first date and I don't want to
be like in debt to anybody like on the first date,
I need him to take care of me.
Speaker 8 (32:48):
I can take care of myself.
Speaker 12 (32:49):
So you know, she would have waited like two minutes.
Speaker 23 (32:53):
I was gone like less than.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Three wad on hand. Just so I understand the reason
you've not reached out, because the date was great, You
use the restroom, you come back, Bill's taking care of
and that that's like the one. I'm not judging, but
they just understand. That's what.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
It is.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
No for you, Okay, Rob your thoughts.
Speaker 22 (33:17):
He decided he decided that he was just going to
take care of it all by himself.
Speaker 8 (33:21):
Oh for me, for me, okay.
Speaker 15 (33:26):
And like without even asking me, if.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
You know I was good with that.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Did you try using your words and telling him that
you wanted to split the bill before hand?
Speaker 22 (33:37):
Yeah, we talked about it beforehand, but then he just
went ahead and split you know, he just went ahead
and paid the bill.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Okay, So Rob your thoughts.
Speaker 13 (33:47):
Wow, you were in the bathroom. I just paid the bill.
It really wasn't a big deal. I figured you could
just get the next next date. I wasn't drying overstep
any bad. I was just trying to be efficient. I
guess I could say, let's.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Let's say I'm gonna put you guys in hold. Are
you team rob or Team Angela?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I mean go here, you go, get caught up with
the intern Johnny your morning shows in case you missed.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
It, real quick, there's a Wiener issue in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 8 (34:17):
Oh man, yeah, I am down here.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Dude, you are horrible. Now get to listen to sus
laugh herself.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
No, I was talking because hot dogs like the hot
dog tower there's up there. I don't want anything to
do with it.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Thousands of frozen hot dogs spilled across I eighty three
in Pennsylvania, close in the hiway, both directions near York. Uh,
says Shrewsbury.
Speaker 8 (34:47):
That's that's New York.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
So yeah, you're county. See correct, Look at that. Imagine
from Baltimore. But imagine being in traffic. And it was
because there's Wieners all over the road.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
It's like there's a Wiener report.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It's like my dms, am I right, ladies. Uh So
the collision happened nine to ten in the morning. Not great,
not great, they say, took the long clean up because
of my grease left on the pavement, because of the Wiinners.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Oh gross, Wait they were like, why was there grease
if they weren't cooked?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Maybe they route so long and it's hot out.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
I was just thinking they're gonna be like they wouldn't
stop rolling. I don't know why they keep rolling street.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
The police are looking to into the case, see what happened.
Speaker 8 (35:26):
So is there gonna be like a Wiener shortage up there?
Speaker 21 (35:28):
Now?
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh, here's the thing. There are so many Wieners that
the closure was four miles long. That's a lot of Wieners.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Well, because they can probably just really like I feel
like they probably did keep rolling.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
You just think that police officers in Yorker has chasing
the Wieners.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
That literally picturing Yes, and those Pennsylvania ros no like
the second you give him, like the Maryland like border
in the PA. Like those roads just go down hell anyway,
like true, like no offense Pennsylvania. But like it's every
time I go to your work, I'd be like, ugh,
warre in Pennsylvania. I was surprised they didn't get stuck
in the potholes and stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Well, the crazy think the crash happened at nine to
ten with the rosary opened at four pm. That is
a long long.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
Time man's think about how many that is like slow WIRs?
Speaker 8 (36:10):
How many? Was it one hundred thousand?
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I didn't say many, but more than I've seen in
my lifetime.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Probably just the good stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
This is Injured John and your Morning Shows in case
you missed it.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
John's Little Secrets. What's your confession? What's your secret? Something
you just want to get off your chest? Eight seven seven,
nine ninety five four six A one, change your name,
change your voice, best one fifty dollars cash. We don't
judge by the way, Just go in. I actually don't
want to say the city, but fake name and good morning,
Good morning? All right, girl, your confession? What's going on?
Speaker 17 (36:43):
I had with seven month olds on I thought I
would be one and done because I'm forty, and I
found out on.
Speaker 11 (36:49):
The weekends that I'm eight weeks pregnant. I don't know
how to tell my husband.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah, wait, so seven months you have a seven month
old and your eight leaks pregnant? You guys like when
the second the doctors is okay, you guys are right
back in the firing range. I guess, okay, do we
think husband is going to be I mean, obviously he's
gonna love the kid, but you need to be a
(37:15):
little girl.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
But I was like, you know, a little wait and
see how this one goes. I guess we were waiting.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Well, yeah, hey, remember how like we hooked up once
and have a kid. Yeah, oh yeah, play Brady, Oops,
I did it again? Yeah, and drop the bomb on
that way, doesn't I drop a bomb?
Speaker 4 (37:36):
No, it's a child dinner.
Speaker 11 (37:39):
And I'd be like, hey, by the way, another one.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
By the way, you knocked me up again, Darryl. His
name is fake And one second you're in the running.
That's how amazing that is legit, Like the second the
doc says, okay, you can go play again, and then
right back in the mud. Yeah, let me go. Fake
name Hannah, good morning, Good morning, Hi girl, your confession.
(38:02):
What you got for us?
Speaker 11 (38:05):
I met my now fiance when of my my late
wife and I had adults one time with him about
fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Okay, So you you were with your late wife and
you guys decided to bring a dude in for a night.
Speaker 11 (38:24):
Yeah, we're both bisexual, okay, And how do how do
we find him? She knew him for years before I
even came into the picture.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Got it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Okay? And then so your your wife passes away, and
so how long after she passes away did you reconnect
with the guy?
Speaker 8 (38:47):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (38:47):
It was we were always friends, but we didn't start
becoming romantic to about two years two and a half
years later.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
And so what story do you tell people when they
ask how you guys met?
Speaker 11 (39:00):
I just say that we've been friends off and on
for years. People know how we originally met.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I think that's I mean, yeah, especially
if you've been friends and everything. I mean, you guys
are happy.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Yeah, oh yeah, we.
Speaker 11 (39:18):
Just bought a house together.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Were great also, Hannah one second running vote for your
favorite nine ninety three three eight to text let me go,
fake name, Amanda, good morning, Good morning, I go your confession.
What you have for us that.
Speaker 23 (39:33):
Everyone thinks my husband and I are like the most wholesome,
perfect couple and we're actually swingers.
Speaker 6 (39:40):
Look at Okay, you can be a perfect couple and
be a swinger for sure.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Open communication. So how long y'all been swinging for?
Speaker 4 (39:49):
Like, I think like twelve years?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Okay? Were you both doing it separately before or is
something we decided to hop on pause together?
Speaker 4 (39:58):
No, like way back when my husband was in the military.
Speaker 23 (40:01):
And one thing led to another like a crazy party,
and then we're like, you know, we kind of like that,
And then we tried it again.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
We're like, yeah, we kind of like doing that. This
is the question.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
I would imagine that it'd be much easier for you
to find somebody than for him. So do you guys
have rules of like you can't hook up unless he can.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Yeah, like we got to do stuff together.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Okay, that's exciting. Is the pineapple thing?
Speaker 4 (40:26):
True? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Really?
Speaker 8 (40:29):
Right?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
So like a pineapple at the grocery store or where
where do you hang the pineapple if you're trying to
let people know.
Speaker 23 (40:34):
I well, some people like are crazy and just bring
a little a literal pineapple. But a lot of people
have like tattoos or wear certain things that you spot them.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
Down.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Okay, then, so how often do you guys like set
this up?
Speaker 14 (40:54):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (40:55):
It depends. We have kids.
Speaker 23 (40:56):
Now it's a little harder, but you know, just whenever
you meet somebody and they're interested, we try and figure
it out. Sure, people, we really like we do it
like every couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
All right, all right, thank you, Amanda. One second, you're
in the running. Vote your favorite text nine nine three
three eight Just the good.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Stuff, Intern John and your Morning Shows, you missed it
and that does it for another I see why am
I here? Is truly my name's hoodie. You can follow
me on all social media's at Andrew Hoodie, see you
ke Pitches, my dog Teddy, see my wife more. All
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want to see the shenanigans, the show is getting up.
To make sure you follow the show. At YMS Radio,
(41:34):
we have a ton of great behind the scenes content
including one of the roses, reactions, playlists, playoff, and so
much more. You know, doing some TikTok trends as well.
But I do hope you have a great week Just
to know, Hey, if August isn't going your way, Labor
Days right around the corner. It's sort of the reset
as a get closer to fall, spooky seasons upon us.
Probably go to Spirit Halloween this weekend because they're probably
open and you probably want to get your caution before
(41:55):
everyone else.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Get kids a tube. But have a great weekend. I'll
talk to you next time on a sneak peek at
Monday's show.
Speaker 21 (42:02):
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