September 6, 2025 • 48 mins
What were some of our favorite segments from this past week? Join Hoody as he goes through some of the best things from the past five days of the show, including:Second Date Update, Bad Date Poker, Asking For A Friend and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Two one, Start it up, man waking up, This is
out DC and Moore wake up right to start the.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Show with Injured Johnny your mora sho.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yo, It's Hodi back again with another I see why
am I? In case you missed it, where recap the
best bits, the best segments, the best everything this past
week of intern john in your morning show and put
one little podcasts for you to enjoy. That way, come
Monday morning, you know the ends, the out see all
the bouts of this here show.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And we've had, you know, a good September so far.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
It as well to think, technically, this is the second
week of September if you count Labor Day, because it
was the first and the second and the third. But
you know what, we're steamrolling through it so that way
you can listen to that Green Day song at the
end of the month all you want. And then Halloween's
literally right around the corner. But let's kick off in
case you missed it with bad Date Poker.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
What went wrong on the date?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Maybe it happened after the date that you needed to
share and I just need to get off yourche fake
name the call.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Gorning, Good morning, Okay, Worst Date? What happened.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
So I got set up by a date and then
I went there and first my flag.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
He was about twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Five minutes late, came in on something.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I don't know what he was on, but he was
on something.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I ordered a corona, I said two six. He asked
me how the date's going, and I said, to be honest,
not that great and you're not my type.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So he goes to the bathroom and the waiter comes
to me, things, is everything okay because he's crying in
the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh no, no, oh no, okay. So when he came
back out, so he tried to play it off like
he'd allergies, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
A little bit, and tell me you're just so beautiful.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
It just hurts me that you don't see anything going
like what I just met you.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
But maybe I heard his feelings that you were like
you're not my type and he took it like, you know,
maybe he's he's into care.
Speaker 8 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
But also don't ask the question though. It's kind of
like the vibe too, think them call one second you're
in the in the running, like, don't ask the question.
You don't want the answers to Okay, I mean, okay,
because I feel like you would be honest with somebody.
I like, is this going on? I don't think you're
my type.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
I think I don't feel like yeah, because I don't need.
I don't need to just be spiraling. So if you
said I'm not your type, and like, is it because
I'm too short, I'm too funny, like I'm too smart?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yes, it's all.
Speaker 9 (02:26):
The circle D for above all.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Whatever, above all, you're too humble.
Speaker 10 (02:35):
The guy.
Speaker 9 (02:36):
Okay, so's the guy what I've lied to?
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Delete things on your hinge because I was like, I
don't know if he's trying to be humble or now.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Hold on, So Sauce has my hinge for the next
six days. One of the prompts I had on hinge
was like get truth to truth and a lie. So
I was trying to do some humble flex and I said, okay,
two truths to a lie. My comedy album was number
one in the world. I opened the Shroud with friends
in Clarendon. You'll be really happy if we don't match,
(03:04):
because obviously that part is a lie, because you'd be
really sad if we don't match.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Yeah, I would just think, Okay, this guy's only going
to talk about all of his accomplishments, and I'm over
here like, uh, maybe she's like, I don't know, I
talk about my Etsy shop, Like I don't that's not
that that's a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Now, my ideal first date we sit down, listen to
the show podcast, I stare at you and see if
you laugh at my funny part exactly.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
So I just I would be worried, Like if I
saw something like that, I'd be like, Hey, this guy's
just going to talk about all of his accomplishments. And
my life spent groundhog Day for five years, so probably
not going to work.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Well, we'll find out it works. We'll see.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
I deleted it.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh yeah, sounds that in Gainesville, Mary, good morning, good morning,
a bad day. What happened?
Speaker 11 (03:46):
Well, you know, we started to chat and everything text
and we went on the first date. It went amazing,
everything good and thoughts will understand me on this one. Okay,
So we went on the second date. It went very
You invited me to this restaurant, which it was actually
a little bit like on the extensive side, which it
wasn't expensive, but you know, a little bit higher up
and it was a very good restaurant. And then when
(04:08):
the bill came, Oh, we were going to the movies
later on, so he said, when the bill came, he
gave it to me and said, why don't you take
this one since I'm paying for the movies.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
WHOA, that's wild. Okay it's said about how much was
the bill? Mary? Do you remember?
Speaker 11 (04:23):
I don't know one hundred and somethings.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Okay, did you go to the movie?
Speaker 11 (04:28):
I was like, well, I was so in shock because
you know, I do seek my mind, but I just
didn't know what to do. So I went ahead him.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
And paid it.
Speaker 12 (04:37):
But I was like turned off immediately.
Speaker 11 (04:39):
So I did one of the movies and then we
ended up going to his house, and I was like
uncomfortable because I really liked this guy. And I was like, well,
you know what, like what the hell, Like, I have
nothing to lose, so I'm just gonna tell him right,
and I told him, Look, this made me very comforts.
This never happened in my life. I've never had somebody pay,
like ask me to pay, especially I'm on that team,
(04:59):
so I'm used to man pain. But that doesn't mean
that I'm not gonna like pay once in a while. Yeah,
So like I would have paid for that third day
and everything. So he was so apologetic. He was like,
oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I haven't been dating
for a while. I don't know, you know, I'm so sorry.
I used to split everything. And I'm like, well, I
don't know how I feel about this. So we continued
to text and then we went on that third day,
(05:21):
which he was a very appreciative that I accepted a
third date, and now we are engaged with that.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Now ask a question, because you say your Latina Eric
is our resident Latin man. He's from Venezuela. Yeah. He's
always said that a Latin woman would break me in half.
Do you think that's the case emotionally?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
My friend's stuff was like, yeah, I would break like
talk about you, I'd break him.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Please I break that girl's brain. You would uh please,
come on, I'm like a slinky. You can't break a slinky.
You I mean Wendy. Good morning, Wendy, Wendy. So you
met a guy a dating app. What happened on the date?
Speaker 13 (06:09):
Yeah, So this was the first date, first time meeting
this guy.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
It was a decent date.
Speaker 13 (06:15):
We went out for coffee, I believe, and eventually towards
the end of the date, he told me that he
brought his polaroid camera and that he enjoyed taking pictures
of people.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Sometimes he'd go out and take a picture of a
stranger and then take the polaroid.
Speaker 13 (06:32):
Well, he would give it to them.
Speaker 14 (06:33):
Maybe. I hope he would ask persons out before he
took the picture, like this is so weird.
Speaker 11 (06:38):
Yeah, but yeah, So he asked me if I could
he could take a.
Speaker 12 (06:44):
Picture of me, and I was thinking, yeah, that would
be really cute.
Speaker 14 (06:46):
I'm wearing a great outfit, I look.
Speaker 13 (06:48):
Nice and I'll definitely take this and turn up on
my wall or whatever.
Speaker 11 (06:54):
And then he took the picture.
Speaker 12 (06:55):
It developed, and then towards the end of the date,
I was like.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Okay, like let me let me grab the picture.
Speaker 14 (07:01):
And he refused and he kept it and he would
not let me take the picture on.
Speaker 13 (07:09):
Keeping as in jail picture of a random stranger that
he just met.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
And it creeped me out.
Speaker 13 (07:15):
Yeah that I never obviously went home, blocked him on everything.
Speaker 12 (07:19):
I don't know why you want a picture, Wendy.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
When you find his episode of Cold Case Files, will
you share with us so we can watch please?
Speaker 10 (07:27):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (07:27):
Yeah, absolutely, there was definitely something.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
No, yeah, he like if he's key, like, that's that's weird. Yeah,
I also letting you know, like that's like preder behavior,
like I'm going to take this polar oil.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Like yeah, not secretly take it.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, yeah, we judge.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
No, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Somebody text and you can't break a slinky.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
You can get pretty twisted up and John gets twisted
every day.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Cheeters, We're coming for you.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
Hi, I'm calling for Mitch.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Who is this. Hi?
Speaker 9 (08:05):
I am Alex.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
I'm calling you from YMS Flowers. We're a new flower
shop trying out some new marketing. So we're trying to
offer locals once a week a free bouquet of a
dozen red roses. And we actually came across your info today,
so no credit card info is necessary. We just want
to get our product out there in the community hopefully
come back to us. So, UH just need to get
the name of who you want to send them to.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Be sure. This isn't a scam call.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
There's a lot of scam calls.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I did not say this isn't a scam call, but
is not a scam call. We're just are trying out
new marketing instead of you know, doing like Instagram ads
because you're just going to keep you know, clicking through it,
and this you'll have the actual product. It's free, it's
in person. Uh hopefully you're saying them locally though, and
then you'll come back to us. It's just our slow season.
My mom and dad just opened the shop a few
months ago, so we're just trying to get everybody, you know,
(08:51):
on board with the new flower shops that you know,
when the holidays get here, you love us, okay, and
you're going to my mom makes a beautiful bouquet.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
That sounds cool.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
I think I never want to send them to.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
I agree, So I'm just gonna make you a little
file in case you do come back, and I can be.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Like, oh, match Charles whatever you know? All right?
Speaker 7 (09:11):
So they are red roses. I don't know if I
mentioned that. And let me get a name for who
you want to send them to. Claire Claire like.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Like Claire Bear if you want sure, I.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Was gonna do Claire as like the store is that?
So I don't know? And then what is she to you?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Like girlfriend, friend, part somebody from my past who I'm
hoping to reconnect.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
With, Casper, just okay, okay, someone from your past. Yeah, okay,
I'm just gonna put friend. Sorry, I just don't have
that option, you know. I guess I could put others,
you know, And then what do you want the card
to say? It's her typical little flower card.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Let's just keep it simple, because say, I know one
day we'll meet again.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
That's a lot. Is she dead? I'm sorry she passed away.
I'm sorry. I don't know why. I'm like, I sound
like I'm gonna love, but I'm not.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
This just got so awkward because like the first thing
was someone from your past, and then I said Casper,
and now you're telling me no, no.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
This is just like an ex who I still kind
of feelings for. I don't know. I'm just hoping someday
that we get to meet again because I didn't like
the way that it ended.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Have you tried? You just like, like, is it to
give you a cute? You think? Like serendipitous plan?
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Mitch?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Hey, sorry, your plan to hook up with Claire?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Hi? This voice sound.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Real quick before I go further.
Speaker 15 (10:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, well, awaken bank baby, Yeah, all right, h before
we maybe before we get contact. Hi, my name's interned John.
That's Sauce. That's Rose. That is your girlfriend, Kendall. Who's Claire? Why?
Why are you saying that roses? And why are you
trying to reconnect with her?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (11:06):
Claire?
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Well, he said, God, yeah, I don't want to know
about it personally, but I would like to know.
Speaker 16 (11:17):
He knows it pretty well or has fond memories of it.
Speaker 17 (11:20):
What the hell?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
How they recently reconnected? Why are you only sending your
ex girl from flowers?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah? Why Mitch? I just I ad miss her. I
don't know, but you don't.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You don't think that's weird to be in a yeah,
long term relationship with coworker, Yeah, and then send roses
to an ex girlfriend.
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Because you miss her.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You don't see that that's wrong? Like that's basically cheating
everyone else?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Mitch?
Speaker 12 (11:52):
That's not How is that seating?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
How is it not cheating emotionally?
Speaker 15 (11:57):
Is that like I went and spend time with her,
kiss her or anything like that.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
That I know?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
In fact, that you're even sending your ex flowers is
such a big red flag that you you might be
sneaking around. But I don't even think you know what
planet your on. Right now, I'm going to say that.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Mitch, what are you doing? We waste your time?
Speaker 11 (12:22):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
We believe that.
Speaker 16 (12:25):
I don't even know what to say to us.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Do you work today?
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Please don't be at the hospital.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
My God, Or of the Roses is creticked and possibly
edited to broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Want more Roses, go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Man black with broken arm because size of his member. Okay,
so this man claims he slipped in the shower broke
his arm because the size of his thing, which he
claims is mad. They proven to be the largest in
the world. Fourteen point five.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
Okay, that's.
Speaker 14 (13:00):
Re arm.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Yeah this topic.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
So, first of all, a cast of his thing is
in a museum in Iceland.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
That's weird. I don't need to know anything weird anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
He's forty one years olf from London. He has said
the size has caused the problems in the past and
now left they broke an arm, he says of the accident,
and I quote, it's a very embarrassing accident.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Okay, dude, he must have missed like the gaut milk posters.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
His back is.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Stronger, he said.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
One of the issues of being so large, especially in
hot water showers, it's not exactly easy to see my feet. Dude,
FC of you relax, Okay, what I was how especially
when I moved too fast, it can mess in my balance.
As I was rushing it right for work, I didn't
see the excess shower gewl in the tub because my
thing was the only thing in my eye line. I
(14:00):
slipped on it caused me to fall at the tub
completely head first, crack my shoulder hard on the floor.
I got two fractures as a result.
Speaker 9 (14:06):
Excuse me, sir.
Speaker 18 (14:08):
If I can take a shower with my pregnant bellies,
I see my feet, then you can't blame your ding
dong on you breaking your.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Arms, especially he's not for forty one years. Like, why
are you being careless in the shower?
Speaker 19 (14:20):
Hot?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
It is?
Speaker 7 (14:22):
I just can't Like obviously, Rose and I don't have
one of these things, but like, this is the dumbest thing.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I've heard all day, as somebody as they could when
at fourteen, I understand you know what I mean? So
he says he's always been anxious a boy going to
public showers because of the reaction to get Okay, okay, dude, what.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Do you like?
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Oh okay, I think he is one, like he's bored attention.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
But this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But now he says he's scared of private ones too.
He realizes he needs a shower less because it's dangerous.
Speaker 9 (14:51):
Why doesn't he get one of those chairs?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I said, well, I'm naturally clumsy. It doesn't help. I
have a different natomy to mo, especially such a large one.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
You know what they also do My brother put in
his shower one of those things like they give you
tread so he could try that.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Good.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
He's an adult. He can he can make good decisions
for himself. And it sounds like he's an idiot to
a car wash, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I mean, if it's that dangerous, my guy go to
Flagship Interior out next heire it be fine to go.
So uh yeah, he said, uh, he's just well. He
helped to go on a short beach vacation, had a
cancel because of his injuries. Said, I had an axe
in not too long ago where I was wearing Why
I thought, relatively baggy shorts, and I'm showing far too
much once they got wet.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
I don't care. This guy lots of time.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
This man, he's he's a survivor. He's fighting right.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Now somebody that he needs to learn how to use
his critical thinking skills. Well, there is that, first of all. Yeah,
Second of all, he needs to go touch your rass. Yeah,
there's there's a lot of things he could do that
I don't need to know any of that.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
The best quotes to the end, he goes, it's really
not such a big deal though, just another thing I'm
unable to do.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
They're still talking.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
If this segment has some weird edits, Eric.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
This is intern John in your morning show?
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Is in case you listed and let's.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Go fake name Sarah, good morning.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Hey, how are you doing well?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You're a tough spot with asking for a friend. This
involves like a top tier friend.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Right, correct? What's going to care for? Defly gotcha?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
So what's going on?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
So how do you say she's a mooch? Okay? Yeah,
at anytime we go out, she never has enough money.
And not only does she not have enough money, but
if we pay for her, she'll say, oh, I'm going
to pay you back, but they never pays back.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Okay, well, we.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
All know, like it's kind of a clique of us
that hang out and everything. We know we're not getting
our money back, you know, but nobody really says anything.
So now we're playing in the girls trip and guess
who wants to come the monk?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, And so are we worried that she's
going to be like taking avantage of or what do
we think the thoughts are?
Speaker 5 (17:04):
We do? We all think we just want to we
want her to sick this one out.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Okay, So do you guys like is it because you
guys know, like if she comes, you're basically gonna be
paying for all her stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Correct, We're gonna be paying for everything, and then there's
no consideration. She'll eat off the high end of the menu,
like we're gonna get suck at the end. No, you're friends, Yeah,
got it? Okay, no consideration.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
And so is it a case where like she just
doesn't have the cash or could she actually afford it?
She just knows she can take advantage of you guys?
Speaker 5 (17:41):
You know what the thing is, we don't know she works,
We all work. She works, But so it's like are
you saving your money while spending ours? I don't know,
and nobody.
Speaker 19 (17:52):
Has the heart to answer, So okay, no, I can't
put you to hold one cool?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
So what do you do if your fake named Sarah?
Can you say something? Do you cancel the trip? Eight
seven seven, nine, nine five four six eight one to
call going?
Speaker 19 (18:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Glenn Burnie, Samantha, you're in a similar spot. What happened?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Hi?
Speaker 17 (18:16):
Yeah, I've absolutely been in that situation, and you have
to draw the line quick because it gets from smaller
things to bigger things and then you're just paying for everything.
You had to just sit her down and tell her
straight out like I cannot do this for you. You know,
you just have to. You have to lay down the
(18:38):
law because people will take advantage no matter who they are.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You know, it's samathing. Can I ask a question about
being too personal? In your case? Do you think the
person knew they were taking advantage or do you think
they were oblivious and just didn't realize.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
I don't think people.
Speaker 17 (18:52):
Are oblivious because you know, like you know in your heart,
if you're not paying back and you're not giving back
to that person, you kind of you know, I mean,
unless she was raised where everything was given to her
freely from the day she was born and maybe but.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, no they're not.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Great.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
One second gets you out of coffee rose your thoughts.
Speaker 18 (19:17):
Yeah, I'm confused why nothing was has been said as well,
but yeah, absolutely say something because one she's going to
find out that she wasn't invited if you decide not
to invite her, and then that's gonna cause problems anyways.
So just have the conversation up front and then if
she's like, oh wait, I didn't realize, then I mean,
maybe give her one more chance and then see how
(19:39):
it goes from there. But I would set up big boundary. Yeah,
don't pay for her, can I had this?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I think the stakes are higher on vacation, Like you
probably don't remember a friend takes advantage of you for
a dinner, but like your trip to Miami for the weekend,
you will always look back on that. Like, vacations are
hard to come by nowadays. I know me personally, I've
had friends like want to split. I would rather sleep
outside than share room just because I need to be alone,
especially on vacation. So I know like that would refer me. I, Yeah,
(20:08):
I don't do rooms. Sorry, I've been like honest like
that with friends and I know.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
But I've fout on vacation with friends where we had
like this app. I can't remember what's cocks. I don't
I didn't have the APPE the split app, and you
just put everything into it and then at the end
of the vacation we all just don't know each other.
And then we split exactly three ways. Because it was
three of us, it was just so much easier for sure.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Let me go in Annapolis, Jasmine, good morning, Good morning
your thoughts with asking for a friend?
Speaker 5 (20:35):
So this one.
Speaker 14 (20:36):
Actually hit a little close to home. I personally used
to be the person who would move you off with
other people until someone had came to me one day
and was like, you need to pay for your own stuff.
So she needs to be completely upfront with this person
and let her know that either she's going to contribute
to the trip expensive or sit this one out. Because
(20:59):
we all work way too hard for the things that
we have, and when it comes to expensive things, there's
no reason why anyone should let any other person take
that away from them.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Amen. Now, Jazz, and I asked in the circle of
trust here you being the mooch, frame. Were you doing
it intentionally looking back or were just not as clued
in maybe as you should have been.
Speaker 14 (21:20):
So I don't it wasn't really intentional. Me and my family,
we didn't really grow up with a lot of money,
so I didn't really have a lot of things, and
I also had three other sisters, so we had to
share everything. We had to share food, clothes, shoes, whatever.
But as I got older and started working for my
own money, I realized that, wow, like my parents really
(21:41):
had it rough, so she might have just you know,
had a rough upbringing. But it definitely wasn't intentional at
all until someone, you know, confronted me about it.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, did you feel better when somebody pulled you aside, like, oh,
I didn't didn't mean to be doing that.
Speaker 14 (21:56):
Yes, I felt so much better. And then as their
friendships went on, I contributed more to the friendship, you know,
just kind of like a payback for like them paying
for me over the years, and like they would pay
for my ocean city trips when I didn't have the money.
So I definitely contributed to the friendship a lot more
once I started.
Speaker 12 (22:15):
Making my own money.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's awesome, jaz Ma. Can I put you hold and
get you a coffee for calling in today.
Speaker 14 (22:20):
Yeah, sure, thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Well one second, if you want to do you an
asking for a friend, dms are up an at Ymus
radio Mitschal.
Speaker 10 (22:27):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern, Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I sawust you have one where they were in the mood.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
So I'm going to try not to laugh. This one
is like so feul to me. Uh this, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I mean.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
You've heard the story of.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Dam He wanted me to be his Thanksgiving dinner and
he loved and he know he said he couldn't wait
to try my gravy.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Okay, I was like, that is foul.
Speaker 9 (23:19):
No, I really I made him leave.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
To quote you that I can hear people yelling in
the hallway. That is foul. My, it is July that
that's not the weird part.
Speaker 9 (23:32):
The little thing was weird. The whole thing is weird.
Speaker 17 (23:34):
I was.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
I've never talked to him again, so helps.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Let's go in. Brandy Wine Taylor, good morning, Good morning guys.
All right, they ruined the mood. How there wasn't a
gravy each other?
Speaker 6 (23:48):
I can tell you that, but it was so weird.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
It was this one guy that I was talking to.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
For a minute, really wasn't all that into him, but
it was just like, you know what, for the fun
out of it, sure, And I remember, yeah, you know,
for the plot. And then I remember when I had
went over his house. We were talking and da da
da making out Da da, and I remember he just
kept bringing up his.
Speaker 12 (24:15):
Sister and I was just like, Okay, this is weird.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
And I was just like okay, I go to like
she's like a great high you know, she just graduated
at that time.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
And I was like, like, I know his sister.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
I was like, okay, interesting.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
But then he just kept bringing her up and I'm
like all right, this is getting weird and uncomfortable. And
the more I'm looking at him, I'm like you're kind ugly.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
And as we're just talking, I'm like, yeah, you know what,
I'm about to.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Wrap this up.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
And then I was like, you know what, I'm just
going to go home. It's fine, and he was like
what do you mean, da da?
Speaker 6 (24:46):
And I'm like, I just not feeling that.
Speaker 9 (24:49):
He was like, well, my sister like her boyfriend do.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I was like, you know what that was ye going
to go home.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
I walked to the Metro And the quicker is the
next day.
Speaker 9 (25:01):
He sold my phone when we were in school.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Look at that. That's okay, Taylor, one second you're in
the running. How bizarre you, sir?
Speaker 9 (25:12):
Have you tried therapy?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah? Or anything else?
Speaker 9 (25:16):
Anything else?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Let me go Christina, good morning, Hi I girl. They
ruined the mood.
Speaker 15 (25:22):
How so we were into it nice and things were
popping off, and just about just about when they were
about to be finished popping off, his phone rings, he
will not ring his his time times and he answered
it's through text.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's his mom, No Mom.
Speaker 15 (25:44):
And he's texting her and he's reading out loud.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
What's he texted?
Speaker 9 (25:50):
My god wants Yes.
Speaker 15 (25:52):
All she wants to do is go to the market,
and he's asking, well, what does she need from the market.
Needless to say, it was a done deal for me. Yeah,
it was over like and then when his his chim
goes off normally it's.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Like, it's your mom.
Speaker 15 (26:12):
Don't disrespect your mother and towered the.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Phone like, wait, that's the tone mom text calls.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
That's the tone for when she called.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
That's a lot.
Speaker 12 (26:25):
We were like literally just about that.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
It was there, and then he's like he could have
waited just stop.
Speaker 12 (26:31):
Instant Yeah, ruined done.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah that's okay. Yeah all right, Christina, one second you're
in the running. You probably avoided a bunch of problems
down the line too. So yeah, seeing them again, like,
that's a mama's boy. That's a lot. Yeah, that's yeah,
that unpacked there you, Kyle, good morning, lay down me
(26:59):
rather how they're in the mood. So it was my
first year.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
At college and I meet this girl, which it's really nice,
it's really sweet. We hit it off and we have
a good night, and before fanous you know, start to
pop off, she asked me, can you pretend to.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Be my older brother?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
What? She's the only child.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Let me just say that it wasn't that bad. Somebody
knocked the wind out of me. Yeah, I imagine it's
and I was nineteen, so of course it's the venture.
Speaker 12 (27:32):
Oh god, did was this one of those times.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Where like your heart wasn't in it?
Speaker 17 (27:36):
You know?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
And this is through emotions? Oh wait, Kyle, let me
ask was she really hot? And that's why we finished
the job? Yeah? Yeah, where was she from? Uh?
Speaker 8 (27:52):
This was back up in New York, So I want
to say she was probably from New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Sure that makes sense, and so did you, like how
did you pretend to be her imaginary brother?
Speaker 20 (28:04):
So like she wanted to do this, like I guess
like a bullying thing where I was reading her diary.
Speaker 9 (28:11):
This is so traumatizing, Like I am so disgusted.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I'm sorry, but like, but she was hot.
Speaker 12 (28:17):
I saw mine.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, but Kyle, I scale one to ten though hot?
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Was she like an a half?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah? Did you ever go back for more? Or was
that just the one done?
Speaker 5 (28:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I think I'm und by ship sail?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Got you all right, Kyle? One second man the running Listen,
there's not like it takes a lot for a dude
to be like nah and walk away. Like yet what
once we're there, it's like it's gonna take a lot
for a guy to pack up and leave. That is,
we don't judge.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
I'm trying not to be like I'm concerned.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
No, no, no. In Woodbridge, Elizabeth, good morning.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Are you doing well? They ruined the mood? How Elizabeth?
Speaker 20 (28:59):
So my frisky era and I was kind of just
gone on Tinder and I met this one person and
I had gone over to his place and he was like, okay,
like it's been a while for me, So do you
mind if like we do a couple of rounds, Like
I'll start, like, you know, let me do the first round. Essentially,
(29:20):
he wanted, you know, I'm trying to tiptoe. He wanted
to be done first, and then he said and then
after like we can we can focus on you. I'm like, okay,
sure whatever. So right as he's about to be done,
he essentially he I guess, he said that he meant
to fart, but he pooped himself.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
He said that he just had so.
Speaker 20 (29:46):
Much built up in him, and so then I was like, okay,
so he went to the bathroom when I left, and
I can't.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, he was trying to send an alarm to let
you know he was finished. And then okay, I bet
Elizabeth one second, you're in the running.
Speaker 9 (30:03):
Really, why are we planning so much? I don't even know?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You also like, that's not a good excuse to the
guy I meant to be a fart due and.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
He sounds odd.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, let me go fake name Lily, good morning, Hi Goring. Okay,
so first of all, where do we meet this person?
Speaker 5 (30:24):
I guess through an app? And then we met at
a pub.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Sure, and what happened? How they were in the mood?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Well, fun times did happen, and I guess stirring, I
started hearing noises and they.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Sounded like NAIs and just animal noises. And then I
guess at the finale.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
He had whispered my name and I it was just disgusting.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Okay, do you think they're actuals Okay? Was he at
least hot?
Speaker 8 (31:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
It was probably a nine out of ten, but it
was a one and done kind of thing.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
There was no face covering that could stick.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
No, I understand, Yeah, I understand. Okay, Lily, one second
you're in the running Sauce looked over her shoulder as
if there was a horse I've never seen be that's
all so scared. Both of your favorite text nine eighties.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Are just really getting in my head because like a
lot of them are really disturbing, and.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
But also like most of these ones were it's probably
like they've done this before.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
That's what I'm saying, Like these are really odd to me.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, if you ever think you're weird, you know you're not.
Either naide in somebody's ear or text your mom any
those things you know, I feel.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Like guys nay, like I don't well, I think that's
like it they're saying, but it's weird. They like guys
make animal sounds like I don't know, huh yeah, guys nay.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I'm just saying, it's like a podcast for people that
don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 10 (32:16):
Intern John in your Morning showy Appreciation, you missed it?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Second date update on intern John your Morning Show. Our
service to you because the dating world online is horrendous.
So when you find somebody who kind of rises above,
so to speak, there's no worse feeling that when they disappear,
when they stop talking to you. We try to see
what's going on. Max, Good morning, Good morning, So walk
(32:42):
us through this. You and Kristen matched on Tinder how
long ago?
Speaker 5 (32:47):
About two three weeks ago?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Okay? And what about Christen's profile made her stand out
to you?
Speaker 8 (32:54):
Looked like she was fun, looked like she, you know,
go out and have a good time. And that's something
that I'm looking for right now, just you know, some companionship.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Okay, but just so I understand looking for a good time.
But we're still looking for a relationships though, right because
that was my first light of bet. If you're looking
for a good time and she's looking for a relationship,
probably doesn't match up. But that's okay, all right. So
we talk off the app for a week. We've been
on two dates. First date we did what?
Speaker 5 (33:21):
First day, we went to dinner?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Okay, how was that?
Speaker 5 (33:25):
It was good?
Speaker 8 (33:26):
I thought we had a good time. Seemed like she
was having a good time also, So.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Sure did you pick her up? Did she meet you there?
Who paid?
Speaker 8 (33:35):
I picked her up and then I paid for dinner.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Very nice? Okay? And second date we did what?
Speaker 8 (33:42):
Second date we just hung out, watched some movies.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Okay? Did she go to your place? You go to
her place? She came to my place? Very nice? Okay?
What we watch besides each other?
Speaker 8 (33:54):
What's some Netflix we just had?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Like a Netflix and child note?
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (33:58):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
You have not heard from her in over a week though,
right right?
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Yeah, And I've checked everything. I've looked at her Instagram
and I still see her on tender.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I just haven't heard back from her. Okay. And the
one thing I wanted to point out you mentioned she's
actively posting on Instagram. Still right, It's almost like she
wasn't kidnapped. It's like, no, I'm alive, and in fact
I'm still living.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah, And I don't feel like I'm stalking
the Instagram or anything, but I definitely see she's still posting.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Sure. And so as far as the hangout, did she
stay over? Did she leave?
Speaker 10 (34:32):
Like?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
How did you guys leave that last interaction?
Speaker 8 (34:36):
She went back home after we started on Netflix? She
went back home?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
So okay, but did you leave it with like can't
wait to see you again, I'll see you next week?
Speaker 9 (34:46):
Yesterday?
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 17 (34:48):
No.
Speaker 8 (34:50):
Now, on my end, I felt like we left like
we were going to be able to see each other again.
We both give each other her kiss on the cheek
and nice.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
That's kind of where it went from there.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Okay, so let's do the we'll call her, we'll call
it Kristen. Try to get around and get her side,
because I don't know off the top, especially she was
down for the hangout.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
That's what I'm saying. And she also on the second
date going to your house. She must yeah, she must
speak someone don't feel some.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
Type of way.
Speaker 8 (35:17):
That's why I'm trying to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
You got you? Hello? I calling for Kristen.
Speaker 16 (35:27):
Please, Hi, This is she can I help you girl?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
It's a intern John. I got Sauce and Rose here
as well. We talked to you on the show real
quick about something. Nothing bad, Just need like thirty seconds
of your time. Sure, okay, we're doing a second date update.
I got some of the other line here, Max, if
you want to say hello, Hello, Hello. And so Christen
Max reached out to us. You told us you guys
matched on tinder, uh, that you guys had dinner date,
(35:53):
that you went to his place for a date. But
he's not heard from you in about a week or so,
even though you're posting on the Gram and still living life.
We're trying to see where your head's at and where
you think this is going. I mean it's not going anywhere.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Is there anything in particular because from a waifar it
sounds like you all had a good time.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (36:16):
I mean, you know, first day was good, We went
to dinner, conversation, it was good.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
He seemed like a nice guy.
Speaker 12 (36:22):
I was, you know, my.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Fun self as usual.
Speaker 16 (36:25):
Second day we went hiking and I thought that went well,
and then you know, he was like, you know, I
want to do like Netflix, and shaw I said okay,
and we were deciding whose place we were going to
go to, and we decided to go to his place,
which is the problem. Okay, this guy.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Lived with other men.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
Okay, house, oh, like an actual front house or you
just call it the frat house.
Speaker 16 (36:52):
No, no, no, it is a legit frat house. Okay,
like mattress on the floor. I didn't even know that
soap could be block on a I went to.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
We're not saying like he's in a fraternity. We're saying
the style which he lives resembles a front house.
Speaker 16 (37:06):
It is a yeah, right, it's got the style of product,
like almost like he didn't outgrow that stage in his life. Okay,
the guy's twenty seven years old, for god's sakes, like you.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Know, your own place.
Speaker 16 (37:16):
Even an efficiency would have.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Been fine if he lived by himself. Okay. Is it
because of the I mean life's expensive right now? Is
it because of the state the house is neat and orderly? Yeah,
don't matter me. I'm saying if it was, would that
be different one thousand percent?
Speaker 16 (37:37):
One thousand percent to live like a civilized human being?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
That's going mask.
Speaker 9 (37:40):
Okay, but did you see his room was his room
like okay?
Speaker 16 (37:44):
Or was it was absolutely gross. It was absolutely gross
everywhere we were. We were watching a movie and then
people kept coming in to borrow stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Maxwell your thoughts.
Speaker 19 (37:59):
With my friends, you know, coming out, Yeah, we're you know,
we're we we share a place and you know, my
my yes, my my friends do sometimes come into the
rooms without without knocking.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
And I've shared if we're if we're being honest ourselves,
if we saw your place, we think it was on
the University of Maryland's campus fair.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Oh, I mean it's not. You know, we don't have
the cleanest place in the.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
World, but you know, yeah, you should probably clean up. Well,
I'm gonna put you guys. Are you team Max or
team Kristen?
Speaker 10 (38:36):
If you go here, we go get caught up with
intern John in your morning shows.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
In case you missed it.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Botox familiar Yes, yes, uh, people are now getting whole talks.
Speaker 9 (38:49):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Well, it's backdoor botox. Sam.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
Glad you ass into their their.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Correct into the the sphincter if you will. Devotees of
this treatment say the jab is the holy grail for
constipation and sexual satisfaction.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
Like, why are we talking about this?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
So it's a procedure where both talks and brands injected
into the area, so it's an unusual off label treatment
for constipation. So they're saying the ideas will help relax
the muscle, y release spasm, and then restore proper function.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
I'm thinking of you people coming off. I'm sorry. I'm
not judging, but oh.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
God, oh sorry, I mean people are saying it works.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
I get as.
Speaker 18 (39:43):
I can understand if you are like at your wits
and you've tried all the laxatives, nothing is working, and
youriest hope.
Speaker 9 (39:51):
Is whole talks. Yes, I get that.
Speaker 7 (39:54):
I get it personally. Yeahs you get John. Huh what
ads you get?
Speaker 9 (40:01):
John?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I don't know why, but I get these ads to
like moisturize the that area where it shows like a
before and after photo, and it's legit. It's like a
balloon knot. And before it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
You know, this is this is karma for you putting
the shiny heiny in my.
Speaker 9 (40:23):
No, it's karma, but.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
It's legit, like a balloon knot, and then before and
the afterwards it's like a trash down. It's legit, but
it's legit.
Speaker 9 (40:31):
It's a balloon LETI.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I have to find it because I've been getting those ads.
I was like, Yo, why am I getting these? Bruh?
Speaker 9 (40:38):
What were you talking about on your phone that made
that come out?
Speaker 6 (40:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
No, okay, probably being a tight ass.
Speaker 9 (40:45):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
No not okay, well now you made it weird.
Speaker 9 (40:49):
Of all, it's weird we're talking about this.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Well, they're saying, the procedure has been marked for a
systhetic rejuvenation in the area, also enhances bedroom experience, and
we're all off that.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
Yeah, anything for the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
You know, who do you think was the first one
to go? I bet you if we put the botox down.
Speaker 7 (41:05):
There probably someone that wanted to like do like a
whole like thing like class on botox, and they wanted
to like, let's see how we can like like level up.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Absolutely yeah, And they're saying it's appealing to Gen Z
millennials a lot more curious about adventures in the bedroom.
So there we go. Procedure takes just three minutes to complete. Yeah, okay,
and then uh, it apparently alleviates this comfort for those
who have a quote tightananime. So it's help.
Speaker 7 (41:29):
Okay, y, Well, so that's great if you want to
get it, get it.
Speaker 9 (41:32):
I'm not judging.
Speaker 7 (41:33):
I'm just saying I it's not for me, and I
just I'm just like then whenever I think of like
the nurse Megan's job, like, oh man, she didn't go
to work hungover, like should be all shaky.
Speaker 9 (41:42):
You couldn't like, oh yeah, get.
Speaker 7 (41:45):
My face Like, I'm like, that's a crazy job to
have if you like happy hour. Now, I gotta think
of people's butts that she's injecting. Always hear him, like, Megan,
how many said you reject today?
Speaker 18 (42:02):
I hope for her sake the answer is zero.
Speaker 9 (42:04):
I hope for her say she text me right now
and tells me He's like, I would like to.
Speaker 7 (42:08):
Know anybody asks for this, because I know she does
like cellulate, like I guess with filler. I'm assuming I've
never asked. I've just seen videos a little different it is.
They're saying about nine hundred dollars the procedure. So there
you go, only text three minutes. So hey, if you've had.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
It, sat pits, misair, just the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
This is injured John and your morning shows. In case
you missed it.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
John's Little Secrets. What's your confession what's your secret? Eight
seven seven nine for six eight one to call nine
nine three three eight to text will change your name.
We'll change your voice fake name. Molly. Good morning, Hey,
good morning. This is awesome. So your confession involves a
best friend. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (42:59):
It's best friend's birthday in Charlotte this weekend, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Gonna go surprise her for our whole girl's weekend and
it's gonna be a blast.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Okay, So she has no idea you're flying down.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
No, not yet.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Okay. So when's the last time you guys celebrate her
birthday in the same state.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Oh my gosh, it's been a it's been a really
long time. Okay, So she's definitely not.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Expecting this now. I'm not putting this out in the ether,
but I do want to ask, are we positive she's
gonna be home this weekend? Because nothing be worse than
getting Charlotte and she is in you know, here, somewhere else.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
No, this is my best friend.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
You know, I know exactly where her schedule is.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Okay, And she doesn't have like a romantic partner coming
over that you're gonna be intriguing on or something like that.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
Okay, I have all the details.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Figure it out there. Okay, you're gonna be a great time. Okay,
I put you in hold one second. Yes, from one
end of the spectrum to the other. Let me go,
fake name, Anna, good morning, Good morning. Your confashion involves
your best friend. What's going on, girl?
Speaker 12 (44:06):
So this is kind of tough. But I had a
party two weeks ago, and I invited my best friend's
family and his brother and his parents. But during the
middle of the party, from the hallway, I saw that
there's a women's stall and a men's stall the restroom,
but his wife was coming out of the men's stall
(44:27):
with his brothers. Oh, you know, they looked like their
hair was a mess, and their clothes looked different, and
and I don't think they noticed that, you know, they
saw me, but I saw them, and I immediately like
went back inside and pretended like nothing happened. But I'm
in a dilemma. This is a secret that I haven't
told no one. I don't even know what about tell him,
because I'm not trying to ruin someone's marriage.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
It's my best friend of since high school and I'm
forty now, and I just don't know who I'm telling
you guys.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Well, and maybe maybe is a logical exp maybe his
fly was suck and then he choked and she 's
the Heidleck with her tongue get.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Out that I'm hoping that that was it.
Speaker 9 (45:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Also, I feel like that's one of those things where
that's not a random thing, like the hook up at
the restaurant, like that has been going on for Yeah,
that's a pretty big risk, especially.
Speaker 7 (45:18):
Like just like coming out together, like when everyone's there, risky.
Speaker 5 (45:21):
I don't risky a party of like eighty people. Maybe
they thought nobody would notice. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
That sucks. Okay, faked Amana one second, you're in the running,
let me go, fake name Amanda, Good morning, good morning,
I girl your secretly honest.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
So my figure it is I have been happily married
for about a year.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Nice move States to be with a man.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
And then after the past six months.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
I've had a sugar daddy paying my portion of the bill.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Okay, And so how long total have you been with
your person?
Speaker 5 (45:55):
For two years?
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Okay? And then so with the sugar daddy, did you
know them and just kind of carried over or did
you actively search them out? And now it's working out?
Speaker 5 (46:05):
So data my husband.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
I'm sorry, you can't they what.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
My cousin's ex husband.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Your cousin's ex husband, and so your cousin's ex husband
like reached out to you. I was like, hey, let
me pay for stuff for how to work out?
Speaker 5 (46:20):
So he kind of reached out to me. We were
talking and I was like, sorry, I'm married. I was like,
but I do you know keep telling my husband I
need a sugar daddy. He's like, oh, I'll do that
for you.
Speaker 9 (46:29):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (46:31):
So is.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
This one of those things where if you get caught,
you're gonna be like, well I did tell you I
need a sugar daddy.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
No, I mean if I got caught, it would more
so just be like well we did need okay.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
And so is there an exchange? Like the sugar daddy
gives you money, then what what does the sugar daddy
get in return?
Speaker 4 (46:52):
He gets pictures, time, attention, you know, text messages.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
As far as time like do you see him person?
Speaker 7 (47:00):
No?
Speaker 12 (47:01):
All like face time sometime things like that, cas here did.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
You ever find him attractive? When he was stating your cousin? Okay?
So can I ask how much cash forgat?
Speaker 5 (47:13):
So it varies, but usually about eight to nine a month.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Eight nine hundred. Yeah, okay, that's excited.
Speaker 9 (47:21):
Yes, what kind of pictures?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Well, I mean it's not the landscape, my guy. It's
probably like Norman so.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Oh yeah, he's stating pictures.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Does your husband get the same photos?
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Sometimes sometimes you want to take them?
Speaker 1 (47:38):
He says, you're gonna put you was gonna make sure
we got the dump.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
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Speaker 1 (00:32):
And we've had, you know, a good September so far.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
It as well to think, technically, this is the second
week of September if you count Labor Day, because it
was the first and the second and the third. But
you know what, we're steamrolling through it so that way
you can listen to that Green Day song at the
end of the month all you want. And then Halloween's
literally right around the corner. But let's kick off in
case you missed it with bad Date Poker.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
What went wrong on the date?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Maybe it happened after the date that you needed to
share and I just need to get off yourche fake
name the call.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Gorning, Good morning, Okay, Worst Date? What happened.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
So I got set up by a date and then
I went there and first my flag.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
He was about twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Five minutes late, came in on something.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I don't know what he was on, but he was
on something.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I ordered a corona, I said two six. He asked
me how the date's going, and I said, to be honest,
not that great and you're not my type.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So he goes to the bathroom and the waiter comes
to me, things, is everything okay because he's crying in
the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh no, no, oh no, okay. So when he came
back out, so he tried to play it off like
he'd allergies, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
A little bit, and tell me you're just so beautiful.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
It just hurts me that you don't see anything going
like what I just met you.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
But maybe I heard his feelings that you were like
you're not my type and he took it like, you know,
maybe he's he's into care.
Speaker 8 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
But also don't ask the question though. It's kind of
like the vibe too, think them call one second you're
in the in the running, like, don't ask the question.
You don't want the answers to Okay, I mean, okay,
because I feel like you would be honest with somebody.
I like, is this going on? I don't think you're
my type.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
I think I don't feel like yeah, because I don't need.
I don't need to just be spiraling. So if you
said I'm not your type, and like, is it because
I'm too short, I'm too funny, like I'm too smart?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yes, it's all.
Speaker 9 (02:26):
The circle D for above all.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Whatever, above all, you're too humble.
Speaker 10 (02:35):
The guy.
Speaker 9 (02:36):
Okay, so's the guy what I've lied to?
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Delete things on your hinge because I was like, I
don't know if he's trying to be humble or now.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Hold on, So Sauce has my hinge for the next
six days. One of the prompts I had on hinge
was like get truth to truth and a lie. So
I was trying to do some humble flex and I said, okay,
two truths to a lie. My comedy album was number
one in the world. I opened the Shroud with friends
in Clarendon. You'll be really happy if we don't match,
(03:04):
because obviously that part is a lie, because you'd be
really sad if we don't match.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Yeah, I would just think, Okay, this guy's only going
to talk about all of his accomplishments, and I'm over
here like, uh, maybe she's like, I don't know, I
talk about my Etsy shop, Like I don't that's not
that that's a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Now, my ideal first date we sit down, listen to
the show podcast, I stare at you and see if
you laugh at my funny part exactly.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
So I just I would be worried, Like if I
saw something like that, I'd be like, Hey, this guy's
just going to talk about all of his accomplishments. And
my life spent groundhog Day for five years, so probably
not going to work.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Well, we'll find out it works. We'll see.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
I deleted it.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh yeah, sounds that in Gainesville, Mary, good morning, good morning,
a bad day. What happened?
Speaker 11 (03:46):
Well, you know, we started to chat and everything text
and we went on the first date. It went amazing,
everything good and thoughts will understand me on this one. Okay,
So we went on the second date. It went very
You invited me to this restaurant, which it was actually
a little bit like on the extensive side, which it
wasn't expensive, but you know, a little bit higher up
and it was a very good restaurant. And then when
(04:08):
the bill came, Oh, we were going to the movies
later on, so he said, when the bill came, he
gave it to me and said, why don't you take
this one since I'm paying for the movies.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
WHOA, that's wild. Okay it's said about how much was
the bill? Mary? Do you remember?
Speaker 11 (04:23):
I don't know one hundred and somethings.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Okay, did you go to the movie?
Speaker 11 (04:28):
I was like, well, I was so in shock because
you know, I do seek my mind, but I just
didn't know what to do. So I went ahead him.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
And paid it.
Speaker 12 (04:37):
But I was like turned off immediately.
Speaker 11 (04:39):
So I did one of the movies and then we
ended up going to his house, and I was like
uncomfortable because I really liked this guy. And I was like, well,
you know what, like what the hell, Like, I have
nothing to lose, so I'm just gonna tell him right,
and I told him, Look, this made me very comforts.
This never happened in my life. I've never had somebody pay,
like ask me to pay, especially I'm on that team,
(04:59):
so I'm used to man pain. But that doesn't mean
that I'm not gonna like pay once in a while. Yeah,
So like I would have paid for that third day
and everything. So he was so apologetic. He was like,
oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I haven't been dating
for a while. I don't know, you know, I'm so sorry.
I used to split everything. And I'm like, well, I
don't know how I feel about this. So we continued
to text and then we went on that third day,
(05:21):
which he was a very appreciative that I accepted a
third date, and now we are engaged with that.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Now ask a question, because you say your Latina Eric
is our resident Latin man. He's from Venezuela. Yeah. He's
always said that a Latin woman would break me in half.
Do you think that's the case emotionally?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
My friend's stuff was like, yeah, I would break like
talk about you, I'd break him.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Please I break that girl's brain. You would uh please,
come on, I'm like a slinky. You can't break a slinky.
You I mean Wendy. Good morning, Wendy, Wendy. So you
met a guy a dating app. What happened on the date?
Speaker 13 (06:09):
Yeah, So this was the first date, first time meeting
this guy.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
It was a decent date.
Speaker 13 (06:15):
We went out for coffee, I believe, and eventually towards
the end of the date, he told me that he
brought his polaroid camera and that he enjoyed taking pictures
of people.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Sometimes he'd go out and take a picture of a
stranger and then take the polaroid.
Speaker 13 (06:32):
Well, he would give it to them.
Speaker 14 (06:33):
Maybe. I hope he would ask persons out before he
took the picture, like this is so weird.
Speaker 11 (06:38):
Yeah, but yeah, So he asked me if I could
he could take a.
Speaker 12 (06:44):
Picture of me, and I was thinking, yeah, that would
be really cute.
Speaker 14 (06:46):
I'm wearing a great outfit, I look.
Speaker 13 (06:48):
Nice and I'll definitely take this and turn up on
my wall or whatever.
Speaker 11 (06:54):
And then he took the picture.
Speaker 12 (06:55):
It developed, and then towards the end of the date,
I was like.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Okay, like let me let me grab the picture.
Speaker 14 (07:01):
And he refused and he kept it and he would
not let me take the picture on.
Speaker 13 (07:09):
Keeping as in jail picture of a random stranger that
he just met.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
And it creeped me out.
Speaker 13 (07:15):
Yeah that I never obviously went home, blocked him on everything.
Speaker 12 (07:19):
I don't know why you want a picture, Wendy.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
When you find his episode of Cold Case Files, will
you share with us so we can watch please?
Speaker 10 (07:27):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (07:27):
Yeah, absolutely, there was definitely something.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
No, yeah, he like if he's key, like, that's that's weird. Yeah,
I also letting you know, like that's like preder behavior,
like I'm going to take this polar oil.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Like yeah, not secretly take it.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, yeah, we judge.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
No, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Somebody text and you can't break a slinky.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
You can get pretty twisted up and John gets twisted
every day.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Cheeters, We're coming for you.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
Hi, I'm calling for Mitch.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Who is this. Hi?
Speaker 9 (08:05):
I am Alex.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
I'm calling you from YMS Flowers. We're a new flower
shop trying out some new marketing. So we're trying to
offer locals once a week a free bouquet of a
dozen red roses. And we actually came across your info today,
so no credit card info is necessary. We just want
to get our product out there in the community hopefully
come back to us. So, UH just need to get
the name of who you want to send them to.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Be sure. This isn't a scam call.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
There's a lot of scam calls.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I did not say this isn't a scam call, but
is not a scam call. We're just are trying out
new marketing instead of you know, doing like Instagram ads
because you're just going to keep you know, clicking through it,
and this you'll have the actual product. It's free, it's
in person. Uh hopefully you're saying them locally though, and
then you'll come back to us. It's just our slow season.
My mom and dad just opened the shop a few
months ago, so we're just trying to get everybody, you know,
(08:51):
on board with the new flower shops that you know,
when the holidays get here, you love us, okay, and
you're going to my mom makes a beautiful bouquet.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
That sounds cool.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
I think I never want to send them to.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
I agree, So I'm just gonna make you a little
file in case you do come back, and I can be.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Like, oh, match Charles whatever you know? All right?
Speaker 7 (09:11):
So they are red roses. I don't know if I
mentioned that. And let me get a name for who
you want to send them to. Claire Claire like.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Like Claire Bear if you want sure, I.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Was gonna do Claire as like the store is that?
So I don't know? And then what is she to you?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Like girlfriend, friend, part somebody from my past who I'm
hoping to reconnect.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
With, Casper, just okay, okay, someone from your past. Yeah, okay,
I'm just gonna put friend. Sorry, I just don't have
that option, you know. I guess I could put others,
you know, And then what do you want the card
to say? It's her typical little flower card.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Let's just keep it simple, because say, I know one
day we'll meet again.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
That's a lot. Is she dead? I'm sorry she passed away.
I'm sorry. I don't know why. I'm like, I sound
like I'm gonna love, but I'm not.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
This just got so awkward because like the first thing
was someone from your past, and then I said Casper,
and now you're telling me no, no.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
This is just like an ex who I still kind
of feelings for. I don't know. I'm just hoping someday
that we get to meet again because I didn't like
the way that it ended.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Have you tried? You just like, like, is it to
give you a cute? You think? Like serendipitous plan?
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Mitch?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Hey, sorry, your plan to hook up with Claire?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Hi? This voice sound.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Real quick before I go further.
Speaker 15 (10:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, well, awaken bank baby, Yeah, all right, h before
we maybe before we get contact. Hi, my name's interned John.
That's Sauce. That's Rose. That is your girlfriend, Kendall. Who's Claire? Why?
Why are you saying that roses? And why are you
trying to reconnect with her?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (11:06):
Claire?
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Well, he said, God, yeah, I don't want to know
about it personally, but I would like to know.
Speaker 16 (11:17):
He knows it pretty well or has fond memories of it.
Speaker 17 (11:20):
What the hell?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
How they recently reconnected? Why are you only sending your
ex girl from flowers?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah? Why Mitch? I just I ad miss her. I
don't know, but you don't.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You don't think that's weird to be in a yeah,
long term relationship with coworker, Yeah, and then send roses
to an ex girlfriend.
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Because you miss her.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You don't see that that's wrong? Like that's basically cheating
everyone else?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Mitch?
Speaker 12 (11:52):
That's not How is that seating?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
How is it not cheating emotionally?
Speaker 15 (11:57):
Is that like I went and spend time with her,
kiss her or anything like that.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
That I know?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
In fact, that you're even sending your ex flowers is
such a big red flag that you you might be
sneaking around. But I don't even think you know what
planet your on. Right now, I'm going to say that.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Mitch, what are you doing? We waste your time?
Speaker 11 (12:22):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
We believe that.
Speaker 16 (12:25):
I don't even know what to say to us.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Do you work today?
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Please don't be at the hospital.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
My God, Or of the Roses is creticked and possibly
edited to broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Want more Roses, go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Man black with broken arm because size of his member. Okay,
so this man claims he slipped in the shower broke
his arm because the size of his thing, which he
claims is mad. They proven to be the largest in
the world. Fourteen point five.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
Okay, that's.
Speaker 14 (13:00):
Re arm.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Yeah this topic.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
So, first of all, a cast of his thing is
in a museum in Iceland.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
That's weird. I don't need to know anything weird anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
He's forty one years olf from London. He has said
the size has caused the problems in the past and
now left they broke an arm, he says of the accident,
and I quote, it's a very embarrassing accident.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Okay, dude, he must have missed like the gaut milk posters.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
His back is.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Stronger, he said.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
One of the issues of being so large, especially in
hot water showers, it's not exactly easy to see my feet. Dude,
FC of you relax, Okay, what I was how especially
when I moved too fast, it can mess in my balance.
As I was rushing it right for work, I didn't
see the excess shower gewl in the tub because my
thing was the only thing in my eye line. I
(14:00):
slipped on it caused me to fall at the tub
completely head first, crack my shoulder hard on the floor.
I got two fractures as a result.
Speaker 9 (14:06):
Excuse me, sir.
Speaker 18 (14:08):
If I can take a shower with my pregnant bellies,
I see my feet, then you can't blame your ding
dong on you breaking your.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Arms, especially he's not for forty one years. Like, why
are you being careless in the shower?
Speaker 19 (14:20):
Hot?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
It is?
Speaker 7 (14:22):
I just can't Like obviously, Rose and I don't have
one of these things, but like, this is the dumbest thing.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I've heard all day, as somebody as they could when
at fourteen, I understand you know what I mean? So
he says he's always been anxious a boy going to
public showers because of the reaction to get Okay, okay, dude, what.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Do you like?
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Oh okay, I think he is one, like he's bored attention.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
But this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But now he says he's scared of private ones too.
He realizes he needs a shower less because it's dangerous.
Speaker 9 (14:51):
Why doesn't he get one of those chairs?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I said, well, I'm naturally clumsy. It doesn't help. I
have a different natomy to mo, especially such a large one.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
You know what they also do My brother put in
his shower one of those things like they give you
tread so he could try that.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Good.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
He's an adult. He can he can make good decisions
for himself. And it sounds like he's an idiot to
a car wash, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I mean, if it's that dangerous, my guy go to
Flagship Interior out next heire it be fine to go.
So uh yeah, he said, uh, he's just well. He
helped to go on a short beach vacation, had a
cancel because of his injuries. Said, I had an axe
in not too long ago where I was wearing Why
I thought, relatively baggy shorts, and I'm showing far too
much once they got wet.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
I don't care. This guy lots of time.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
This man, he's he's a survivor. He's fighting right.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Now somebody that he needs to learn how to use
his critical thinking skills. Well, there is that, first of all. Yeah,
Second of all, he needs to go touch your rass. Yeah,
there's there's a lot of things he could do that
I don't need to know any of that.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
The best quotes to the end, he goes, it's really
not such a big deal though, just another thing I'm
unable to do.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
They're still talking.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
If this segment has some weird edits, Eric.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
This is intern John in your morning show?
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Is in case you listed and let's.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Go fake name Sarah, good morning.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Hey, how are you doing well?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You're a tough spot with asking for a friend. This
involves like a top tier friend.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Right, correct? What's going to care for? Defly gotcha?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
So what's going on?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
So how do you say she's a mooch? Okay? Yeah,
at anytime we go out, she never has enough money.
And not only does she not have enough money, but
if we pay for her, she'll say, oh, I'm going
to pay you back, but they never pays back.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Okay, well, we.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
All know, like it's kind of a clique of us
that hang out and everything. We know we're not getting
our money back, you know, but nobody really says anything.
So now we're playing in the girls trip and guess
who wants to come the monk?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, And so are we worried that she's
going to be like taking avantage of or what do
we think the thoughts are?
Speaker 5 (17:04):
We do? We all think we just want to we
want her to sick this one out.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Okay, So do you guys like is it because you
guys know, like if she comes, you're basically gonna be
paying for all her stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Correct, We're gonna be paying for everything, and then there's
no consideration. She'll eat off the high end of the menu,
like we're gonna get suck at the end. No, you're friends, Yeah,
got it? Okay, no consideration.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
And so is it a case where like she just
doesn't have the cash or could she actually afford it?
She just knows she can take advantage of you guys?
Speaker 5 (17:41):
You know what the thing is, we don't know she works,
We all work. She works, But so it's like are
you saving your money while spending ours? I don't know,
and nobody.
Speaker 19 (17:52):
Has the heart to answer, So okay, no, I can't
put you to hold one cool?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
So what do you do if your fake named Sarah?
Can you say something? Do you cancel the trip? Eight
seven seven, nine, nine five four six eight one to
call going?
Speaker 19 (18:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Glenn Burnie, Samantha, you're in a similar spot. What happened?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Hi?
Speaker 17 (18:16):
Yeah, I've absolutely been in that situation, and you have
to draw the line quick because it gets from smaller
things to bigger things and then you're just paying for everything.
You had to just sit her down and tell her
straight out like I cannot do this for you. You know,
you just have to. You have to lay down the
(18:38):
law because people will take advantage no matter who they are.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You know, it's samathing. Can I ask a question about
being too personal? In your case? Do you think the
person knew they were taking advantage or do you think
they were oblivious and just didn't realize.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
I don't think people.
Speaker 17 (18:52):
Are oblivious because you know, like you know in your heart,
if you're not paying back and you're not giving back
to that person, you kind of you know, I mean,
unless she was raised where everything was given to her
freely from the day she was born and maybe but.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, no they're not.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Great.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
One second gets you out of coffee rose your thoughts.
Speaker 18 (19:17):
Yeah, I'm confused why nothing was has been said as well,
but yeah, absolutely say something because one she's going to
find out that she wasn't invited if you decide not
to invite her, and then that's gonna cause problems anyways.
So just have the conversation up front and then if
she's like, oh wait, I didn't realize, then I mean,
maybe give her one more chance and then see how
(19:39):
it goes from there. But I would set up big boundary. Yeah,
don't pay for her, can I had this?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I think the stakes are higher on vacation, Like you
probably don't remember a friend takes advantage of you for
a dinner, but like your trip to Miami for the weekend,
you will always look back on that. Like, vacations are
hard to come by nowadays. I know me personally, I've
had friends like want to split. I would rather sleep
outside than share room just because I need to be alone,
especially on vacation. So I know like that would refer me. I, Yeah,
(20:08):
I don't do rooms. Sorry, I've been like honest like
that with friends and I know.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
But I've fout on vacation with friends where we had
like this app. I can't remember what's cocks. I don't
I didn't have the APPE the split app, and you
just put everything into it and then at the end
of the vacation we all just don't know each other.
And then we split exactly three ways. Because it was
three of us, it was just so much easier for sure.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Let me go in Annapolis, Jasmine, good morning, Good morning
your thoughts with asking for a friend?
Speaker 5 (20:35):
So this one.
Speaker 14 (20:36):
Actually hit a little close to home. I personally used
to be the person who would move you off with
other people until someone had came to me one day
and was like, you need to pay for your own stuff.
So she needs to be completely upfront with this person
and let her know that either she's going to contribute
to the trip expensive or sit this one out. Because
(20:59):
we all work way too hard for the things that
we have, and when it comes to expensive things, there's
no reason why anyone should let any other person take
that away from them.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Amen. Now, Jazz, and I asked in the circle of
trust here you being the mooch, frame. Were you doing
it intentionally looking back or were just not as clued
in maybe as you should have been.
Speaker 14 (21:20):
So I don't it wasn't really intentional. Me and my family,
we didn't really grow up with a lot of money,
so I didn't really have a lot of things, and
I also had three other sisters, so we had to
share everything. We had to share food, clothes, shoes, whatever.
But as I got older and started working for my
own money, I realized that, wow, like my parents really
(21:41):
had it rough, so she might have just you know,
had a rough upbringing. But it definitely wasn't intentional at
all until someone, you know, confronted me about it.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, did you feel better when somebody pulled you aside, like, oh,
I didn't didn't mean to be doing that.
Speaker 14 (21:56):
Yes, I felt so much better. And then as their
friendships went on, I contributed more to the friendship, you know,
just kind of like a payback for like them paying
for me over the years, and like they would pay
for my ocean city trips when I didn't have the money.
So I definitely contributed to the friendship a lot more
once I started.
Speaker 12 (22:15):
Making my own money.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's awesome, jaz Ma. Can I put you hold and
get you a coffee for calling in today.
Speaker 14 (22:20):
Yeah, sure, thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Well one second, if you want to do you an
asking for a friend, dms are up an at Ymus
radio Mitschal.
Speaker 10 (22:27):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern, Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I sawust you have one where they were in the mood.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
So I'm going to try not to laugh. This one
is like so feul to me. Uh this, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I mean.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
You've heard the story of.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Dam He wanted me to be his Thanksgiving dinner and
he loved and he know he said he couldn't wait
to try my gravy.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Okay, I was like, that is foul.
Speaker 9 (23:19):
No, I really I made him leave.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
To quote you that I can hear people yelling in
the hallway. That is foul. My, it is July that
that's not the weird part.
Speaker 9 (23:32):
The little thing was weird. The whole thing is weird.
Speaker 17 (23:34):
I was.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
I've never talked to him again, so helps.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Let's go in. Brandy Wine Taylor, good morning, Good morning guys.
All right, they ruined the mood. How there wasn't a
gravy each other?
Speaker 6 (23:48):
I can tell you that, but it was so weird.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
It was this one guy that I was talking to.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
For a minute, really wasn't all that into him, but
it was just like, you know what, for the fun
out of it, sure, And I remember, yeah, you know,
for the plot. And then I remember when I had
went over his house. We were talking and da da
da making out Da da, and I remember he just
kept bringing up his.
Speaker 12 (24:15):
Sister and I was just like, Okay, this is weird.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
And I was just like okay, I go to like
she's like a great high you know, she just graduated
at that time.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
And I was like, like, I know his sister.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
I was like, okay, interesting.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
But then he just kept bringing her up and I'm
like all right, this is getting weird and uncomfortable. And
the more I'm looking at him, I'm like you're kind ugly.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
And as we're just talking, I'm like, yeah, you know what,
I'm about to.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Wrap this up.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
And then I was like, you know what, I'm just
going to go home. It's fine, and he was like
what do you mean, da da?
Speaker 6 (24:46):
And I'm like, I just not feeling that.
Speaker 9 (24:49):
He was like, well, my sister like her boyfriend do.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I was like, you know what that was ye going
to go home.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
I walked to the Metro And the quicker is the
next day.
Speaker 9 (25:01):
He sold my phone when we were in school.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Look at that. That's okay, Taylor, one second you're in
the running. How bizarre you, sir?
Speaker 9 (25:12):
Have you tried therapy?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah? Or anything else?
Speaker 9 (25:16):
Anything else?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Let me go Christina, good morning, Hi I girl. They
ruined the mood.
Speaker 15 (25:22):
How so we were into it nice and things were
popping off, and just about just about when they were
about to be finished popping off, his phone rings, he
will not ring his his time times and he answered
it's through text.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's his mom, No Mom.
Speaker 15 (25:44):
And he's texting her and he's reading out loud.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
What's he texted?
Speaker 9 (25:50):
My god wants Yes.
Speaker 15 (25:52):
All she wants to do is go to the market,
and he's asking, well, what does she need from the market.
Needless to say, it was a done deal for me. Yeah,
it was over like and then when his his chim
goes off normally it's.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Like, it's your mom.
Speaker 15 (26:12):
Don't disrespect your mother and towered the.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Phone like, wait, that's the tone mom text calls.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
That's the tone for when she called.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
That's a lot.
Speaker 12 (26:25):
We were like literally just about that.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
It was there, and then he's like he could have
waited just stop.
Speaker 12 (26:31):
Instant Yeah, ruined done.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah that's okay. Yeah all right, Christina, one second you're
in the running. You probably avoided a bunch of problems
down the line too. So yeah, seeing them again, like,
that's a mama's boy. That's a lot. Yeah, that's yeah,
that unpacked there you, Kyle, good morning, lay down me
(26:59):
rather how they're in the mood. So it was my
first year.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
At college and I meet this girl, which it's really nice,
it's really sweet. We hit it off and we have
a good night, and before fanous you know, start to
pop off, she asked me, can you pretend to.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Be my older brother?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
What? She's the only child.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Let me just say that it wasn't that bad. Somebody
knocked the wind out of me. Yeah, I imagine it's
and I was nineteen, so of course it's the venture.
Speaker 12 (27:32):
Oh god, did was this one of those times.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Where like your heart wasn't in it?
Speaker 17 (27:36):
You know?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
And this is through emotions? Oh wait, Kyle, let me
ask was she really hot? And that's why we finished
the job? Yeah? Yeah, where was she from? Uh?
Speaker 8 (27:52):
This was back up in New York, So I want
to say she was probably from New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Sure that makes sense, and so did you, like how
did you pretend to be her imaginary brother?
Speaker 20 (28:04):
So like she wanted to do this, like I guess
like a bullying thing where I was reading her diary.
Speaker 9 (28:11):
This is so traumatizing, Like I am so disgusted.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I'm sorry, but like, but she was hot.
Speaker 12 (28:17):
I saw mine.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, but Kyle, I scale one to ten though hot?
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Was she like an a half?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah? Did you ever go back for more? Or was
that just the one done?
Speaker 5 (28:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I think I'm und by ship sail?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Got you all right, Kyle? One second man the running Listen,
there's not like it takes a lot for a dude
to be like nah and walk away. Like yet what
once we're there, it's like it's gonna take a lot
for a guy to pack up and leave. That is,
we don't judge.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
I'm trying not to be like I'm concerned.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
No, no, no. In Woodbridge, Elizabeth, good morning.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Are you doing well? They ruined the mood? How Elizabeth?
Speaker 20 (28:59):
So my frisky era and I was kind of just
gone on Tinder and I met this one person and
I had gone over to his place and he was like, okay,
like it's been a while for me, So do you
mind if like we do a couple of rounds, Like
I'll start, like, you know, let me do the first round. Essentially,
(29:20):
he wanted, you know, I'm trying to tiptoe. He wanted
to be done first, and then he said and then
after like we can we can focus on you. I'm like, okay,
sure whatever. So right as he's about to be done,
he essentially he I guess, he said that he meant
to fart, but he pooped himself.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
He said that he just had so.
Speaker 20 (29:46):
Much built up in him, and so then I was like, okay,
so he went to the bathroom when I left, and
I can't.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, he was trying to send an alarm to let
you know he was finished. And then okay, I bet
Elizabeth one second, you're in the running.
Speaker 9 (30:03):
Really, why are we planning so much? I don't even know?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You also like, that's not a good excuse to the
guy I meant to be a fart due and.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
He sounds odd.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, let me go fake name Lily, good morning, Hi Goring. Okay,
so first of all, where do we meet this person?
Speaker 5 (30:24):
I guess through an app? And then we met at
a pub.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Sure, and what happened? How they were in the mood?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Well, fun times did happen, and I guess stirring, I
started hearing noises and they.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Sounded like NAIs and just animal noises. And then I
guess at the finale.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
He had whispered my name and I it was just disgusting.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Okay, do you think they're actuals Okay? Was he at
least hot?
Speaker 8 (31:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
It was probably a nine out of ten, but it
was a one and done kind of thing.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
There was no face covering that could stick.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
No, I understand, Yeah, I understand. Okay, Lily, one second
you're in the running Sauce looked over her shoulder as
if there was a horse I've never seen be that's
all so scared. Both of your favorite text nine eighties.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Are just really getting in my head because like a
lot of them are really disturbing, and.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
But also like most of these ones were it's probably
like they've done this before.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
That's what I'm saying, Like these are really odd to me.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, if you ever think you're weird, you know you're not.
Either naide in somebody's ear or text your mom any
those things you know, I feel.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Like guys nay, like I don't well, I think that's
like it they're saying, but it's weird. They like guys
make animal sounds like I don't know, huh yeah, guys nay.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I'm just saying, it's like a podcast for people that
don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 10 (32:16):
Intern John in your Morning showy Appreciation, you missed it?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Second date update on intern John your Morning Show. Our
service to you because the dating world online is horrendous.
So when you find somebody who kind of rises above,
so to speak, there's no worse feeling that when they disappear,
when they stop talking to you. We try to see
what's going on. Max, Good morning, Good morning, So walk
(32:42):
us through this. You and Kristen matched on Tinder how
long ago?
Speaker 5 (32:47):
About two three weeks ago?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Okay? And what about Christen's profile made her stand out
to you?
Speaker 8 (32:54):
Looked like she was fun, looked like she, you know,
go out and have a good time. And that's something
that I'm looking for right now, just you know, some companionship.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Okay, but just so I understand looking for a good time.
But we're still looking for a relationships though, right because
that was my first light of bet. If you're looking
for a good time and she's looking for a relationship,
probably doesn't match up. But that's okay, all right. So
we talk off the app for a week. We've been
on two dates. First date we did what?
Speaker 5 (33:21):
First day, we went to dinner?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Okay, how was that?
Speaker 5 (33:25):
It was good?
Speaker 8 (33:26):
I thought we had a good time. Seemed like she
was having a good time also, So.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Sure did you pick her up? Did she meet you there?
Who paid?
Speaker 8 (33:35):
I picked her up and then I paid for dinner.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Very nice? Okay? And second date we did what?
Speaker 8 (33:42):
Second date we just hung out, watched some movies.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Okay? Did she go to your place? You go to
her place? She came to my place? Very nice? Okay?
What we watch besides each other?
Speaker 8 (33:54):
What's some Netflix we just had?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Like a Netflix and child note?
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (33:58):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
You have not heard from her in over a week though,
right right?
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Yeah, And I've checked everything. I've looked at her Instagram
and I still see her on tender.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I just haven't heard back from her. Okay. And the
one thing I wanted to point out you mentioned she's
actively posting on Instagram. Still right, It's almost like she
wasn't kidnapped. It's like, no, I'm alive, and in fact
I'm still living.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah, And I don't feel like I'm stalking
the Instagram or anything, but I definitely see she's still posting.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Sure. And so as far as the hangout, did she
stay over? Did she leave?
Speaker 10 (34:32):
Like?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
How did you guys leave that last interaction?
Speaker 8 (34:36):
She went back home after we started on Netflix? She
went back home?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
So okay, but did you leave it with like can't
wait to see you again, I'll see you next week?
Speaker 9 (34:46):
Yesterday?
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 17 (34:48):
No.
Speaker 8 (34:50):
Now, on my end, I felt like we left like
we were going to be able to see each other again.
We both give each other her kiss on the cheek
and nice.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
That's kind of where it went from there.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Okay, so let's do the we'll call her, we'll call
it Kristen. Try to get around and get her side,
because I don't know off the top, especially she was
down for the hangout.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
That's what I'm saying. And she also on the second
date going to your house. She must yeah, she must
speak someone don't feel some.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
Type of way.
Speaker 8 (35:17):
That's why I'm trying to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
You got you? Hello? I calling for Kristen.
Speaker 16 (35:27):
Please, Hi, This is she can I help you girl?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
It's a intern John. I got Sauce and Rose here
as well. We talked to you on the show real
quick about something. Nothing bad, Just need like thirty seconds
of your time. Sure, okay, we're doing a second date update.
I got some of the other line here, Max, if
you want to say hello, Hello, Hello. And so Christen
Max reached out to us. You told us you guys
matched on tinder, uh, that you guys had dinner date,
(35:53):
that you went to his place for a date. But
he's not heard from you in about a week or so,
even though you're posting on the Gram and still living life.
We're trying to see where your head's at and where
you think this is going. I mean it's not going anywhere.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Is there anything in particular because from a waifar it
sounds like you all had a good time.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (36:16):
I mean, you know, first day was good, We went
to dinner, conversation, it was good.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
He seemed like a nice guy.
Speaker 12 (36:22):
I was, you know, my.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Fun self as usual.
Speaker 16 (36:25):
Second day we went hiking and I thought that went well,
and then you know, he was like, you know, I
want to do like Netflix, and shaw I said okay,
and we were deciding whose place we were going to
go to, and we decided to go to his place,
which is the problem. Okay, this guy.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Lived with other men.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
Okay, house, oh, like an actual front house or you
just call it the frat house.
Speaker 16 (36:52):
No, no, no, it is a legit frat house. Okay,
like mattress on the floor. I didn't even know that
soap could be block on a I went to.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
We're not saying like he's in a fraternity. We're saying
the style which he lives resembles a front house.
Speaker 16 (37:06):
It is a yeah, right, it's got the style of product,
like almost like he didn't outgrow that stage in his life. Okay,
the guy's twenty seven years old, for god's sakes, like you.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Know, your own place.
Speaker 16 (37:16):
Even an efficiency would have.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Been fine if he lived by himself. Okay. Is it
because of the I mean life's expensive right now? Is
it because of the state the house is neat and orderly? Yeah,
don't matter me. I'm saying if it was, would that
be different one thousand percent?
Speaker 16 (37:37):
One thousand percent to live like a civilized human being?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
That's going mask.
Speaker 9 (37:40):
Okay, but did you see his room was his room
like okay?
Speaker 16 (37:44):
Or was it was absolutely gross. It was absolutely gross
everywhere we were. We were watching a movie and then
people kept coming in to borrow stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Maxwell your thoughts.
Speaker 19 (37:59):
With my friends, you know, coming out, Yeah, we're you know,
we're we we share a place and you know, my
my yes, my my friends do sometimes come into the
rooms without without knocking.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
And I've shared if we're if we're being honest ourselves,
if we saw your place, we think it was on
the University of Maryland's campus fair.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Oh, I mean it's not. You know, we don't have
the cleanest place in the.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
World, but you know, yeah, you should probably clean up. Well,
I'm gonna put you guys. Are you team Max or
team Kristen?
Speaker 10 (38:36):
If you go here, we go get caught up with
intern John in your morning shows.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
In case you missed it.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Botox familiar Yes, yes, uh, people are now getting whole talks.
Speaker 9 (38:49):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Well, it's backdoor botox. Sam.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
Glad you ass into their their.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Correct into the the sphincter if you will. Devotees of
this treatment say the jab is the holy grail for
constipation and sexual satisfaction.
Speaker 9 (39:09):
Like, why are we talking about this?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
So it's a procedure where both talks and brands injected
into the area, so it's an unusual off label treatment
for constipation. So they're saying the ideas will help relax
the muscle, y release spasm, and then restore proper function.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
I'm thinking of you people coming off. I'm sorry. I'm
not judging, but oh.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
God, oh sorry, I mean people are saying it works.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
I get as.
Speaker 18 (39:43):
I can understand if you are like at your wits
and you've tried all the laxatives, nothing is working, and
youriest hope.
Speaker 9 (39:51):
Is whole talks. Yes, I get that.
Speaker 7 (39:54):
I get it personally. Yeahs you get John. Huh what
ads you get?
Speaker 9 (40:01):
John?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I don't know why, but I get these ads to
like moisturize the that area where it shows like a
before and after photo, and it's legit. It's like a
balloon knot. And before it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
You know, this is this is karma for you putting
the shiny heiny in my.
Speaker 9 (40:23):
No, it's karma, but.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
It's legit, like a balloon knot, and then before and
the afterwards it's like a trash down. It's legit, but
it's legit.
Speaker 9 (40:31):
It's a balloon LETI.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I have to find it because I've been getting those ads.
I was like, Yo, why am I getting these? Bruh?
Speaker 9 (40:38):
What were you talking about on your phone that made
that come out?
Speaker 6 (40:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
No, okay, probably being a tight ass.
Speaker 9 (40:45):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
No not okay, well now you made it weird.
Speaker 9 (40:49):
Of all, it's weird we're talking about this.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Well, they're saying, the procedure has been marked for a
systhetic rejuvenation in the area, also enhances bedroom experience, and
we're all off that.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
Yeah, anything for the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
You know, who do you think was the first one
to go? I bet you if we put the botox down.
Speaker 7 (41:05):
There probably someone that wanted to like do like a
whole like thing like class on botox, and they wanted
to like, let's see how we can like like level up.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Absolutely yeah, And they're saying it's appealing to Gen Z
millennials a lot more curious about adventures in the bedroom.
So there we go. Procedure takes just three minutes to complete. Yeah, okay,
and then uh, it apparently alleviates this comfort for those
who have a quote tightananime. So it's help.
Speaker 7 (41:29):
Okay, y, Well, so that's great if you want to
get it, get it.
Speaker 9 (41:32):
I'm not judging.
Speaker 7 (41:33):
I'm just saying I it's not for me, and I
just I'm just like then whenever I think of like
the nurse Megan's job, like, oh man, she didn't go
to work hungover, like should be all shaky.
Speaker 9 (41:42):
You couldn't like, oh yeah, get.
Speaker 7 (41:45):
My face Like, I'm like, that's a crazy job to
have if you like happy hour. Now, I gotta think
of people's butts that she's injecting. Always hear him, like, Megan,
how many said you reject today?
Speaker 18 (42:02):
I hope for her sake the answer is zero.
Speaker 9 (42:04):
I hope for her say she text me right now
and tells me He's like, I would like to.
Speaker 7 (42:08):
Know anybody asks for this, because I know she does
like cellulate, like I guess with filler. I'm assuming I've
never asked. I've just seen videos a little different it is.
They're saying about nine hundred dollars the procedure. So there
you go, only text three minutes. So hey, if you've had.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
It, sat pits, misair, just the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
This is injured John and your morning shows. In case
you missed it.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
John's Little Secrets. What's your confession what's your secret? Eight
seven seven nine for six eight one to call nine
nine three three eight to text will change your name.
We'll change your voice fake name. Molly. Good morning, Hey,
good morning. This is awesome. So your confession involves a
best friend. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (42:59):
It's best friend's birthday in Charlotte this weekend, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Gonna go surprise her for our whole girl's weekend and
it's gonna be a blast.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Okay, So she has no idea you're flying down.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
No, not yet.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Okay. So when's the last time you guys celebrate her
birthday in the same state.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Oh my gosh, it's been a it's been a really
long time. Okay, So she's definitely not.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Expecting this now. I'm not putting this out in the ether,
but I do want to ask, are we positive she's
gonna be home this weekend? Because nothing be worse than
getting Charlotte and she is in you know, here, somewhere else.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
No, this is my best friend.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
You know, I know exactly where her schedule is.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Okay, And she doesn't have like a romantic partner coming
over that you're gonna be intriguing on or something like that.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
Okay, I have all the details.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Figure it out there. Okay, you're gonna be a great time. Okay,
I put you in hold one second. Yes, from one
end of the spectrum to the other. Let me go,
fake name, Anna, good morning, Good morning. Your confashion involves
your best friend. What's going on, girl?
Speaker 12 (44:06):
So this is kind of tough. But I had a
party two weeks ago, and I invited my best friend's
family and his brother and his parents. But during the
middle of the party, from the hallway, I saw that
there's a women's stall and a men's stall the restroom,
but his wife was coming out of the men's stall
(44:27):
with his brothers. Oh, you know, they looked like their
hair was a mess, and their clothes looked different, and
and I don't think they noticed that, you know, they
saw me, but I saw them, and I immediately like
went back inside and pretended like nothing happened. But I'm
in a dilemma. This is a secret that I haven't
told no one. I don't even know what about tell him,
because I'm not trying to ruin someone's marriage.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
It's my best friend of since high school and I'm
forty now, and I just don't know who I'm telling
you guys.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Well, and maybe maybe is a logical exp maybe his
fly was suck and then he choked and she 's
the Heidleck with her tongue get.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Out that I'm hoping that that was it.
Speaker 9 (45:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Also, I feel like that's one of those things where
that's not a random thing, like the hook up at
the restaurant, like that has been going on for Yeah,
that's a pretty big risk, especially.
Speaker 7 (45:18):
Like just like coming out together, like when everyone's there, risky.
Speaker 5 (45:21):
I don't risky a party of like eighty people. Maybe
they thought nobody would notice. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
That sucks. Okay, faked Amana one second, you're in the running,
let me go, fake name Amanda, Good morning, good morning,
I girl your secretly honest.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
So my figure it is I have been happily married
for about a year.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Nice move States to be with a man.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
And then after the past six months.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
I've had a sugar daddy paying my portion of the bill.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Okay, And so how long total have you been with
your person?
Speaker 5 (45:55):
For two years?
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Okay? And then so with the sugar daddy, did you
know them and just kind of carried over or did
you actively search them out? And now it's working out?
Speaker 5 (46:05):
So data my husband.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
I'm sorry, you can't they what.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
My cousin's ex husband.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Your cousin's ex husband, and so your cousin's ex husband
like reached out to you. I was like, hey, let
me pay for stuff for how to work out?
Speaker 5 (46:20):
So he kind of reached out to me. We were
talking and I was like, sorry, I'm married. I was like,
but I do you know keep telling my husband I
need a sugar daddy. He's like, oh, I'll do that
for you.
Speaker 9 (46:29):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (46:31):
So is.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
This one of those things where if you get caught,
you're gonna be like, well I did tell you I
need a sugar daddy.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
No, I mean if I got caught, it would more
so just be like well we did need okay.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
And so is there an exchange? Like the sugar daddy
gives you money, then what what does the sugar daddy
get in return?
Speaker 4 (46:52):
He gets pictures, time, attention, you know, text messages.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
As far as time like do you see him person?
Speaker 7 (47:00):
No?
Speaker 12 (47:01):
All like face time sometime things like that, cas here did.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
You ever find him attractive? When he was stating your cousin? Okay?
So can I ask how much cash forgat?
Speaker 5 (47:13):
So it varies, but usually about eight to nine a month.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Eight nine hundred. Yeah, okay, that's excited.
Speaker 9 (47:21):
Yes, what kind of pictures?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Well, I mean it's not the landscape, my guy. It's
probably like Norman so.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Oh yeah, he's stating pictures.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Does your husband get the same photos?
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Sometimes sometimes you want to take them?
Speaker 1 (47:38):
He says, you're gonna put you was gonna make sure
we got the dump.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
There was just the good stuff injured John in your
morning show.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
And that does it for another eye? See why am I?
In case you a missive? Yours truly? My name is
hood You can follow me on the social media's at
Andrew Hoodie with the why see pictures of my dog Eddie.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
See my wife Mara.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
I think she's pretty cool. Well, you know, my hang
out through a lot, so might be biased, but she's
pretty cool. But you can also follow the show at
YMS radio pretty much on every social media. See behind
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which one you'd rather see at YMS Radio. Maybe we'll
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