September 13, 2025 • 50 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three, two one, Start it up, Waking Up, This is out,
DC and Moore wake.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Up Ready to start the show with Injured Johnny Your
more show, Yo, Tony back again with another I See
why am I?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
In case you missed it, We recap the best bits,
the best segments, the best everything of this past week
of intern John in your morning show and put it
in one little podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
You enjoy that.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Wait, come Monday morning.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You know the ens, the out see all abouts of
what's going on with this show. You know, we're kind
of midway through September arity, which is weird because you
know it is the thirteenth when this podcast comes out,
but you know it's really fall. It's when you need
to start thinking about your Halloween costume because, let's face it,
they're only going to get more expensive and lo and behold,
you boy found out you can actually return Halloween costumes
before a certain time threshold. So do that if you're
(00:51):
really worried about sizings with your costumes. Anyway, let's kick
off this week's In Case You miss It with how
did you get petty Revenge? Maybe it as an act
a cowork you hated, maybe it was a family member.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
How did you get revenge on him. In Denton, Maryland,
Tara is it?
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Tara?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Tara? Tara, Tara, So you dave for seven years? And
what was the pettiness?
Speaker 7 (01:13):
So it was.
Speaker 8 (01:14):
Actually petty that was done to me.
Speaker 9 (01:16):
It was near my birthday and he had bought me
taking back Sunday tickets for my birthday and I knew
about it, but like he physically had the tickets. Well
then he Quinceland coincidentally started dating a girl who had
the same birthday, and when it came time for the show,
he took her to the show instead of me and
made sure to call and tell me that she didn't
even know who they were and didn't even like the genre.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Oh my god, what dummy. But yeah, I gave my
new girlfriend a bad birthday present. One idiot? Yeah, okay,
that one dummy. Okay, weld on one second, you're in
the in the running, how stupid?
Speaker 10 (01:49):
He sounds like he sucks anyway.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
No, obviously, yeah, no doubt. Let me go. In Kent Island, Tina,
good morning, good morning. So you're actual cheating on you
and we hate them for that at what was the
painess that happened? Afterwards?
Speaker 11 (02:03):
He decided to act like we were in middle school
and try to go tell my dad and his mom
to try to get me not to file for the
doors or the custody and everything.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Okay, so he he cheated and yeah, and decided to
get the parents involved, almost as if you're twelve years
old and like the parents the adults that come in
the room, even though you are adults.
Speaker 11 (02:26):
Yeah, and mind you, we have children too, so it's
even worse. Yeah, my kids were like, mom, really, I.
Speaker 10 (02:32):
Was like, yeah, he's like, can you believe your daughter?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Well, also, Tina, I don't know your father. I'm sure
he's a fantastic man. I'm the many fathers like, oh
you cheat on my baby girl. For sure you should
get back together.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (02:43):
I'm legally the baby of thirty two children, so if
my dad's been through a lot of stuff with that stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yeah, yeah, okay, do you say that you've lost two
siblings legally?
Speaker 11 (02:56):
Yes, I have twenty seven fosters, three biologicals. Oh wow,
all right, you know I'm thirty six and I'm the youngest.
My dad's definitely been through.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
It all, apparently in more ways than one. And you
got any behind you, so that's even better. You know
one second, that'd be a family where it's yeah, card
for Christmas because there's thirty one of you. Yeah, I
mean it's a lot. Let me go, these could some
of these.
Speaker 12 (03:22):
I don't think we can legally say these are very illegal.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Let me go and ball to Mark Christie, how good morning.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Hi, good morning guys.
Speaker 13 (03:31):
Girl.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I can just tell her proud you are this and
I'm here for it. What happened?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Oh my god?
Speaker 13 (03:36):
So we broke up?
Speaker 14 (03:38):
He's do you know, everything seems fine? And then my
mom calls and she's like, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
And I'm like, what do you mean?
Speaker 14 (03:45):
Because I hadn't really told her that being broken up? Well,
he texted her. Well, he sent clean shots of our
text of things like if I didn't want to go somewhere,
I'll be like, don't answer the phone from my mind
because I don't want to go.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
He frame shot those. Yes, he's frame shot at those.
Speaker 14 (04:05):
And then like, sometimes me and my mom didn't always
see eye to eye, so he like, if I'm gitting
to him about her through text? He sent her all
of those texts and then at the end was like, yeah,
this is the kind of daughter you had.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
You might want to choose that a like.
Speaker 11 (04:24):
He told me, Yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 13 (04:28):
It was like some really.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
That I like, you really shouldn't.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Had nothing to do with this.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Now.
Speaker 15 (04:38):
Her feel was definitely hurt and I just that was like.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
The petty of the text.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
Sounds like a loser every single day.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Paper hold, let me do you voice?
Speaker 13 (04:52):
Change?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Hold one second? Do you I think name a man?
Good morning? So he was moving out. You got petty revenge?
Speaker 16 (05:02):
How So when he was moving out, he was packing
all this stuff and I took out his prize Kobe
Bryant jersey and then he looking.
Speaker 17 (05:13):
For it, especially after he passed away.
Speaker 18 (05:15):
And each time he's asked me, I've been telling him
that I have no idea.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
And the last time I saw it he was taking.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
It out of his little suitcase. But I have it.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
This is a petty revenge and gas lighting, which we're
all So where's the jersey?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Now?
Speaker 13 (05:30):
It's in my closet, It's with me.
Speaker 17 (05:32):
I moved like three times and then make sure to
I have it.
Speaker 10 (05:35):
I'm not around the house. I'm just like, what could.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
A bench so you can't run around and find it later? Okay, Amanda,
what second you're in the running Miguel in Clinton, Maryland,
fake named Audrey. Good morning, I'm doing well. So your
man's cheated on you and what happened?
Speaker 18 (05:52):
Well, ex man, he cheated on me, and I took
a fish in.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
All of his carbons. So he's not into cars like I.
Speaker 18 (06:00):
So I kind of waited until she.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Fell as got to the car off the hood, put
him in all the events.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
And oh.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
Yeah, wow, okay.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, okay, girl, that's one second doing it. But to
actually go in the car and do it both of
your favorite attacks nine ninety three, three eight, it's going
to be very hard to let me go. Jazzmine, good morning.
Speaker 19 (06:28):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
All right girl, you did what to get your petty revenge.
Speaker 11 (06:32):
So my ex fiance cheated on me. We were together
for like nine years and he was telling the.
Speaker 19 (06:38):
Girl that he was with that we weren't trying to
have kids. I ended up leaving evidence that we were
trying for a baby and the less pregnancy test in
my old side of my bathroom.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Whoa, so when she goes in there, she'll see all
the tests.
Speaker 19 (06:54):
Yep.
Speaker 20 (06:55):
So into my house, Yeah, in to my house, here
you go, here's the proofs that I was you know,
here and we were trying for a.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Baby, pre natal vitamins. All of that.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Dang girl, all right in the running.
Speaker 10 (07:13):
Cheeters, We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's more of the roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Hi is this David?
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Yeah? Who's this?
Speaker 19 (07:25):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (07:25):
My name is Krista.
Speaker 12 (07:26):
I'm calling you from a new local flower shop we
just opened downtown. We're called why Miss Flowers for triumphschen Marketing,
where we're offering a local week a free bouquet of
a dozen red roses.
Speaker 10 (07:35):
And you actually came up on my list. Don't need
your credit card, infoe.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Sorry, I don't want to be rude, but I'm going
to shut you down. I didn't ask for this. I'm
not interested.
Speaker 12 (07:43):
I totally I totally understand. I'm just trying to get
the flowers for my parents, like brand new flower shop
out there since it's slow season, and so I've just
been calling mostly men. I will I will be honest
with you, hoping that like they'll want to look good
this week, you know, impress someone special in my life
for free.
Speaker 10 (07:57):
We have a credit card.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Any flowers, though, lady, I don't want to buy any.
Speaker 12 (08:00):
Flowers, lady, I am. I am young, first of all.
Second of all, tully free sorry, tully free.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Or whoever you are.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I don't want to buy your flowers.
Speaker 10 (08:07):
Okay, I don't need your credit card info.
Speaker 12 (08:10):
But anyway, all right, so if you don't want to
make anyone's week for free, that's fine. I was just
hoping that you want to support your local economy.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
But guess not. I totally get it. I I need
getting random what.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
It's free.
Speaker 12 (08:23):
Yes, I've said that a few times now. It's totally free.
Don't need your credit card info. I'm just trying to
like help my parents, like new shot flourish before the
holiday season and establish new clients. But if you're not interested,
I get it. It sounds like you're having a rough day.
I wouldn't want to waste your time.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
No, I just I'm not a big fan of telemarketers.
Speaker 12 (08:39):
Looking a telemarketer your help and support your community. If
you were to like maybe get like do this, and
then you come back eventually buy buy someone specially in
your life, some.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Flowers, or even like a funeral. We can do funerals too.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Okay, no, you got me. I'm in What do I
got to do? I'll be a good community members.
Speaker 10 (08:58):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 12 (08:59):
Okay, so Base, I'm going to start making a little
profile for you just in case you do come back,
and I can be like, David, how's so and so?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
So?
Speaker 12 (09:06):
They are a dozen red roses. I don't think I
mentioned that. So who do you want to send them to?
I would say that they're romantic, but we've had people
send them to their sisters and their moms before too, So.
Speaker 10 (09:16):
We just see. I just see like a first name
last night, like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
First name, okay, yeah, Dana, al.
Speaker 12 (09:26):
Right, perfect, and then I'm just gonna write down like
we have little categories just you know, so i'd be like,
how's Dana your girlfriend, wife, sister, cousin?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Brian, just get a friend of mine?
Speaker 12 (09:40):
Ran, Okay, they are red roses though, just thrown it
out there like they're I would say they're the romantic.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
But can I send a message or something with them?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (09:50):
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna quit flower car, the typical flower car.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
What do you want to say?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Just like you deserve something good? You have roommate? I
don't know your roommate? Yes you do?
Speaker 12 (10:05):
Hill?
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Yes? Hello? Are your roommates wait a minute, what is David?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
I'm delay here. My name's intern John. I got saw
some rose here. We're doing one of the roses on
the show. You let you know that that's your girlfriend Gabby,
who is asking are you hooking up with Dana in
her roommate?
Speaker 6 (10:30):
No?
Speaker 17 (10:32):
No, So what are the flowers for?
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Because they're free and she What are you talking about
right now?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Is your roommate? No?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Why flowered?
Speaker 10 (10:46):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Romantic ride roses?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yes, that doesn't Yeah, you said they were romantic.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
I just I just sent a friend some flowers.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Why you send to your girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Going through She's like going through some stuff right now,
and I was just trying to do something nice, Like
what what do you mean.
Speaker 21 (11:02):
She's going through some stuff?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
She's not, she's funny. Why would you send them to
meet you?
Speaker 10 (11:06):
And why would why would you know that?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
She doesn't talk to you very much? She tells me
more about her life.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
I guess because she's going through some pretty serious not
trying to put her off last, So I'm not going
to put.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
It out there, okay, David, So what you're saying is
is that you are being a good human because your
girlfriend's roommate confides in you things she doesn't tell your girlfriend,
and so you really know what's going on because of that,
you're being a good guy and getting her roses.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Sounds like you're paying attention. Yeah, that's exactly what's happening.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
That make Yeah that checks out.
Speaker 12 (11:38):
Okay, So but you still decide to send them to
Dana over your actual girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
My girlfriend is not dealing with the kind of things
that Dane.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Is dealing with right now.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
What is she dealing with?
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Great? Until then, I don't know what this is about.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Besides disappointment in the bedroom.
Speaker 12 (11:54):
It sounds like you also don't even know what Gabby's
going through because you don't talk to her. Sounds like
you talk to Dana more than Gabby.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Can you right now?
Speaker 10 (12:05):
I am you haven't come up because he's going down.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I'm busy with cornering me.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
We're cornering you.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
You wish why are you?
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Who are you? Who the hell are you?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
You weren't some nightmare bitch?
Speaker 17 (12:25):
Or of the roseses cretacked and possibly edited for broadcasts
with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I wanted this real quick for your Tuesday. So, according
to research from the UK, the average breakoup for an
adult if you had a guess rose over the course
of the next year. How much will cost? This is
including Yeah, so like glow up, you know, if you're
going to get a new outfit, if you have to
move out, if you have to replace things a couple.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Of grand probably like that maybe eight nine times they're saying.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Fifteen, which is like, I mean over the course of
a year. It probably makes sense if you're gonna start
like a breakup. Yeah, but like I mean, you gotta
get new clothes maybe if you want to take a
trip somewhere, you know, like hair for sure, and like
you gotta start going out again. You guys, start like
putting yourself out there.
Speaker 22 (13:17):
Make up, drinks if you're going out, food, Yeah, all
that stuff. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
I'll say this. I think I've made money, like because
I always sorry, what because my dad always taught me
to like the dude you pay so like I've never Yeah.
Speaker 22 (13:32):
So you're saving money by not having a run.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Yeah. Now on the flip side, did I go through
a breakup and buy a bar last year?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Was that the best financial decision? Time will tell time
will tell, but for now, having fun my bestie Chuck Lee.
So it's working out. So there's that, But overall.
Speaker 22 (13:54):
It may have cost you a little bit more than
the fifteen K.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, well there is that, So there is yeah, but
you're also not buying you know, dinner.
Speaker 10 (14:03):
However, often, like all the dates, all the.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Things that you would do for said, oh, even like vacations,
I would pay for it all because I always just
spelt yeah, yeah, that's so much money. Though, oh I
know roch.
Speaker 23 (14:15):
You know.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
They would never even be like, oh no, let's split it.
That's wild behavior to me. I think they probably offered,
but I was more so like I would rather just
do it my way, and I don't like, no, I'm
paying Oh yeah, I mean, especially because with our schedule,
like vacation kind of revolves around when the show's off.
So yeah, I've never I think I feel weird if
(14:35):
like a girlfriend paid for the trip. Dams are going
to blow up today. People listen to me and they go, God,
he's too good to be true. Listen, I'm true.
Speaker 22 (14:47):
You can't even say it with a straight face.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
That's so true, you know what I mean, It's so true.
Speaker 22 (14:53):
But you also can't read a sign from like if
it's two feet in front of your face.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
No. No, that's also part of the truth.
Speaker 22 (15:00):
You could literally slide into John's DMS and tell him
word for word what you would like to do with
or to. Anyways, I still would not know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
If we played a game flirting or not, I guarantee
I would be oh for one hundred just because I
just I'm just very Midwestern that way. I just assume
that being very friends.
Speaker 24 (15:19):
You're just completely oblivious. Well that's part of the charm,
I think, Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, but that's like after
breakups I have realized, like how much a dinner is
supposed to cost because you realized that person. Yeah, because
my last accent and god lover would get nearly every
appetizer on the menu, and now it's like, oh, you
can just get one, you know, or just eat the meal,
(15:41):
and then all of a sudden you save money.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
Yeah, but those appetizers are really good, you know they are.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
They are. They also say too, if you live with
somebody and then you broke up, the average time that
you spend uh living by yourself post that as about
four and a half years probably maybe makes sense. I
guess you're a little bit apprehensive to get back into
something new. I suppose, I yes, But they're saying the
biggest expenses of the fifteen K obviously if you have
to find new place to live, Yeah, that's a huge expense.
(16:08):
But mainly it's the glow up stuff. If you have
to replace things, like instead of going back and getting
your your curling irony, whatever, it is replacing things. So
sometimes I do think sometimes it's worth just getting something
new than having to talk to that person again.
Speaker 22 (16:23):
Yeah, maybe it's not like of sentimental value. I would
just probably buy it again. If it's something that had
a lot of like, was very meaningful, I would be like,
I need this back.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Somebody texted nine ninety three three. I agree, John is
very oblivious. Can I offer you this though? Would you
rather have me be oblivious to being hit on or
assume everybody's hitting on me all the time?
Speaker 8 (16:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:46):
I mean, like, which what would you rather have? I
think me is being naive and not knowing is kind
of adorable. Me assume everybody is hitting on me probably
would be Yeah, that would be really really annoying. Then
I'd really be annoyed.
Speaker 22 (16:58):
With myself because that and it's like, no, they weren't
hitting on you, but you are like, no.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
They definitely were.
Speaker 22 (17:04):
I think we just need to find a happy medium
of like in between, you know.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
We really just need to do a stoplight party eventually
where it's like you wear green, yellow and red and
that way we know what's going on.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
I would agree with that.
Speaker 22 (17:17):
Also, I just love this TEXTA says I'm a forest witch.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Listen to what I said? Are you trying to addrest
a forest witch? Forest? Which is an out there bro?
They stay away from me because they I got the
light and commitment issues.
Speaker 25 (17:29):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
This is intern John and your morning show is in
case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Asking for a friend on Intern John in your morning show.
Let's go fake name Katie, good morning, Good morning. Hi,
I'm doing well. Your question of All's boyfriend, you guys
have been together? How long? Okay? Very nice? And so
what's going on?
Speaker 21 (17:57):
So it was my birthday and he remembered, which is awesome,
but he called me.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
A Louis buiton wallets.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Nice.
Speaker 21 (18:05):
Yeah, it wouldn't be nice, but it's fake.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Okay, are you I'm assuming like you're pretty well versed
in like, uh, Louise and to pick him out.
Speaker 21 (18:18):
Yeah, I you know, have a Louis Vuitton bag.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I have all kinds of different designers.
Speaker 21 (18:26):
So I obviously know it's a fake because it's you know,
just not manufactured really well.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Sure, and so okay, so day two and a half
months he got you the fake Louis? Is your question like,
can you be mad? Or what are we asking this?
I understand, I mean I.
Speaker 21 (18:45):
Think you know the thought was nice, but like, can
I mean not that he got me a fake one?
I mean it's obviously fake. I mean why give me
something that? Okay, he knows I like designer things, but
you know, if you can't afford it or you just
I don't know. It just seems like you're gonna buy
(19:06):
somebody a fake wallet.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
Does that mean a relationship is fake? I mean I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Okay, Well, I'm not judging. So you're saying like, had
he bought you like this is almost a red flag
like if he really cared, it would have been a real wallet.
Might understand that, right? Okay?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Can I can I put you in hold? One second?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (19:26):
So what do you do if you're fake named Katie,
can you be mad? Should you just say something? Eight
seven seven nine nine five four six eight one to call?
Let me give him Belle Air Brianna, good morning.
Speaker 26 (19:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
What do you want to say with asking for a friend.
Speaker 25 (19:43):
So I'm a teacher and I'm on my way to
school and I just had a comment.
Speaker 13 (19:46):
I think this girl is a spoiled brat.
Speaker 25 (19:48):
I think this guy needs to run, and I think
she's just ex actecting so much of him, and I
think he needs to just toss her away.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yeah, I don't disagree, I guess Brianna almost begs the question, like,
if you do you think that the person you're with
would try to dupe you? That's probably the bigger flag
than actually getting the purse, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Exactly, Yeah a Brianna, what level do you teach?
Speaker 13 (20:11):
Kindergarten?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Amazing? What are we learning today?
Speaker 20 (20:15):
Well, we're kinding up the platforms and we go back
after labor day.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Oh very exciting. How get you a coffee for listening?
Speaker 20 (20:21):
I would love to thank you.
Speaker 21 (20:23):
Well.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I one sacking, get your information. Let's go in Middle River. Teresa,
good morning.
Speaker 8 (20:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Are you doing well.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
What do you want to say with the asking for
a friend?
Speaker 6 (20:32):
I'm inclined to agree.
Speaker 27 (20:33):
I think the girl kind.
Speaker 25 (20:34):
Of seems like a red flag.
Speaker 27 (20:36):
To be honest, she's thinking way too deep, too soon,
saying that the relationship must be fake because the bag's fake.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 25 (20:45):
I'm a girl and.
Speaker 27 (20:46):
I have no idea of the bag is fake and
him being a guy, so pretty hard chance he doesn't
know either.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Yeah, So I kind of.
Speaker 27 (20:53):
Feel like she's she's the flag and she's a little
bit ungrateful.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I'll disagreed, Teresa, thank you for listening. To have a
great day.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
Mom.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Let me go, Linnelle, good morning, Hey, good morning girl.
What do you want to say with this?
Speaker 27 (21:07):
So?
Speaker 7 (21:07):
I think he's cheap, Like.
Speaker 28 (21:09):
If you have any intelligence about yourself, you know the bag,
you're gonna go google it, You're gonna look at it,
and you're gonna go, that's too much. How can I
get her something that's cheap and maybe.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Get away with it?
Speaker 25 (21:21):
So I look at it completely different for her. She
has her standards.
Speaker 28 (21:25):
You gotta set your bar nowadays because guys will try
to get over on you. And if he's going to
give her something too much in that is not genuine.
Speaker 25 (21:35):
I mean red flag, red flag, red.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Flag, Lennelle. I want you to know I would never
try get over on you. No, I would.
Speaker 29 (21:42):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
I appreciate that so I could get a real.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
One, John say that now I sell the DJ salary. Bye.
I appreciate that. That was a good girl.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
That was good.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Have a great day.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
Have a great day, y'all.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Buy bye person I Gathersburg, Christina, good morning, man, what
do you want to say asking for a friend?
Speaker 25 (22:07):
I think he needs to chill out. There's ways to
get a real bag four cheaper, and the guy probably
did that for all we know. It's and without early
it is in the relationship. You can't base it off
of a bag. And I do like designer things, so
I mean sure I would know too, but I'm not
going to hold that against him.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Well, and Christina, does the intent matter, like if he
was intentionally trying to tricker versus like he just didn't
want to. How much is a bag cost? Christina a
couple thousand dollars.
Speaker 25 (22:35):
Give her take, But the intention definitely is important for that.
Like my favorite designers coach, is he gonna know that
off the bat and know where to get it and
know that it's really big. Probably not, but at least
the intention is there to try.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
This is great, Christia, thank you for listening. You have
a great day, you too, But by there's a couple
of thousand texts coming in.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
The biggest question is does he know it was a fake? Yeah,
that is the main thing.
Speaker 22 (23:02):
If he knew it was a fake and he still
gave it to you pretending it was real, that's the
red flag.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I do think majority of dudes would have no idea, right,
although I know with like the Louis bags, I've heard
that like if the the letters don't match up on
the stitching, that's how you're supposed to know. Like if
like the they're off by a little bit, they're supposed
to be a sign. But I don't think most dudes would.
But again, though, if you think he'd trick you, that's
probably the bigger flag in general. If you want to
(23:28):
do you ask him for a friend. D m's are
open at YMS Radio.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Leschal here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny,
your morning show is in case.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
You missed it, Alison, good morning, good morning. All right,
this is a friend of yours. How gross?
Speaker 20 (23:48):
So I have a buddy from college is actually my
husband's friend from childhood. When we were in college, he
would get real saucy at the bars and he would
randomly start picking up bottles or cans and start drinking them.
The one time he picked up a bottle and it
(24:09):
was filled with dips.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
You deserve that anybody pomicide. But hey, man, you know
we're civilized.
Speaker 20 (24:21):
We would try and he would get away from us,
and we'd find him with another bottle and we go,
where'd you get that?
Speaker 10 (24:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
That guy? Like that guy did not get COVID alison
one second the running. I tried DJ again, DJ.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Good morning, good morning, are you good?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
There we go?
Speaker 13 (24:43):
Man?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
We got this DJ? How gross were they?
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Time? But didn't have protection.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Of the time, my guy, you funk it out.
Speaker 15 (24:55):
Yeah, we were trying to have a duilt time. Did
not have protection. She wanted to use a sandwich bag.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
She says she did it with whatever the best.
Speaker 18 (25:03):
She says she did with her X God sure.
Speaker 15 (25:06):
And then rolled over reaching a nice stand and had
a whole box of sandwich bags.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Now here's the question, DJ, are we talking sandwich bags?
Speaker 15 (25:13):
And the freezer bags sandwich but you know the little
sandwich bag that you fold over.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Yeah, oh, the full other ones, the ones that you zip.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Clothes correct, damn, bruh.
Speaker 10 (25:23):
That's my gosh.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
You got some Reynolds wrapped for your ass. Dum hate, DJ,
did you no?
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (25:34):
Then I broke up with her, like I told my
boys about doing She already had the bags here. Yeah, dude,
I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
She got in the bag.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Yeah all right, DJ, in one second, you're in the
running a whole new meeting. That's tough.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
Also, those are like free planned parenthood. Yes, you just
walk in and give you the whole sand bag. They
can give you a sandwich bag, like like a lunch bag.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Sure, sure, sure, let me go him good morning, good morning. Okay, Yeah,
this is your coworker. What happens.
Speaker 29 (26:07):
So I was complaining about doing laundry one day it
was like the weekend before the weekend, and he said
that he does not wash his clothes.
Speaker 17 (26:17):
What he does is he buys you.
Speaker 29 (26:19):
Like involved you know, like the multi packs T shirts
and stuff. And he said that he doesn't wash his clothes.
He just wears the same clothes for a week. Street
and then gets rid of them and throws them away
and buys more.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Absolutely, yeah. So see, Kim, is he making so much
money you can afford new outfits? Or is it like
the ten pack of the shirts for five bucks?
Speaker 25 (26:43):
I mean he I.
Speaker 29 (26:45):
Guess he makes decent money, but I still just don't
understand why we wear the same clues all week.
Speaker 27 (26:51):
Yeah you can smell.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Him, Yeah for sure, Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
All right, you should wash.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Yeah, Kim, one second, you're in the running. That's a deal.
Who he figured that he reversed, engineered the system. Listen,
I could just buyd you clothes.
Speaker 12 (27:05):
That is the laziest, grossest thing I've heard, yeah in
quite some time.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Yeah, let me go in Pikesville, Megan, good morning, Good morning.
So you were a bartender. I would imagine you saw
the best of people and the worst of people. But
the grossest thing you saw, what was it?
Speaker 29 (27:22):
So we have this really classy couple that used to
frequent at the restaurant and the lady.
Speaker 28 (27:27):
Would always get toasted, go.
Speaker 27 (27:29):
Outside and find the cigarette butts in the ashtray and
smoke them.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Oh god, Okay, now how old are we talking?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Roughly fifties?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Okay, and that's on Megan's I feel like, as a woman,
most dudes give you a cigarette if you asked.
Speaker 28 (27:44):
For it, right exactly, and they have the.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Money for it.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
That is, you say, where the bar was? What area?
Speaker 25 (27:52):
Roughly right over that Maryland line in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Okay, all right, so we don't claim them in the
Pennsylvania people for sure. Okay, Megan, whe second you're in
the running that also too. It's like in the ash yeah,
like people spitting there, like so much sun in the
elements too. Yeah, and go in Queenstown. Rachel, good morning,
good morning. Oh you're a teacher, Rachel? What greade do
(28:16):
you teach?
Speaker 18 (28:18):
I teach sixth grade maths?
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Thank you for being a teacher. Are you guys back
in school year or no?
Speaker 23 (28:24):
Yeah, I'm actually on my way to sit in professional
development meetings all day.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Okay between us girls, Rachel, how much does that suck?
Speaker 16 (28:32):
Uh?
Speaker 23 (28:33):
It's not great?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Yeah, gotch.
Speaker 23 (28:34):
A lot of the meetings are like this could have
been an email.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yeah yeah. Well the good thing is you your teaching
is so much free time that it's like, why not
waste their time with meetings that could be emails? I mean,
but Rachel, Yeah, you saw a student do what.
Speaker 23 (28:49):
So middle school teacher, you see a lot of gross things.
One of the worst things that I've seen is I've
seen a student take their gum out of their mouth,
play with it in their hands, roll it around on
their desk, wrap it around their pencil, and put it
back in their mouth and keep doing it.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah, and Rachel, I'm gonna make the assumption that was
a boy, correct, you would hope?
Speaker 23 (29:12):
I have girls do it.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Too, Ohlau is usually the boys the ones that the
gross ones, and the girls got figured out. Okay, Rachel,
thank you to be a teacher, and get you a
coffee as well.
Speaker 7 (29:21):
Okay, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Oh on one a second. Uh yeah, I've heard from
my teacher friends about those professional things, just like, hey, listen,
isn't necessary they got enough going on. Yeah, probably don't
need to if it's actual good information. Yeah, if we're
doing it, just check a box that we did it.
Especially it's like an all day meetings or just go
on on. You're not even listening by the end, like
by even like an hour in. None of my teacher
(29:44):
friends are excited for professional days. I've never heard of
one being like, thank god, we have this day, I'm
gonna learn so much.
Speaker 10 (29:49):
I haven't either.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Yeah, anyway, I vote for your favorite text nine to
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good morning.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Warning.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
This is your husband.
Speaker 26 (30:02):
Yes, yeah, this happened before we got married, so I
still married him. We went out to secrets one night
and he went into the bathroom and went to the stall,
found a half full drink and came out with it.
(30:24):
And I was like, you didn't have a drink when
you went in. Where did this come from? And he
said he found it in the stall and he drank
the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
That means now somebody was doing number two, set their
drink down, and that he he got the doo doo drink.
Speaker 19 (30:37):
Yeah, in the stall.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
And we still married this man, and I married him
the father of your children one day?
Speaker 6 (30:47):
Yep.
Speaker 22 (30:49):
Was he at that point to be like this this
is my drink.
Speaker 26 (30:54):
Now he was feeling he was feeling a drink for sure.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
He was not.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Sober, okay, And he ain't get sick.
Speaker 26 (31:02):
No, he didn't get sick all running.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Uh, dude, my axe used to wash his clothes. Uh,
used used to wash cloth to wipe his We're in
when he ran out of the wipes, he would leave
rags on the side of the tub.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
Disgusting.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Yeah, yep, that's Uh. My ex had an accident. His
boxers threw him the woods behind his house because his
mom does his laundry. Uh, Eric and I have a
friend who did that. He just left him in the
the bar at a bar we all go to. Yeah,
I just yep, yep. Another wise, my brother wipes and
(31:45):
puts the wipes and the bag of his from porch
and the animals get to it. Wait, can we call
that text because the area code that's gotta be Glenburnie.
There's no, there's not a chance. And now that's not Glenburnie.
That dude, like you even for the animals to get there,
and imagine meaning that neighbor, Like why always raccoons of
Bill's place? Well, he leaves his ass napkins out and
(32:06):
they get them.
Speaker 10 (32:07):
Yeah, like that's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
These people live among us, They vote, they operate.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
Sh she's doing lazy stuff.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Yeah, of course, except for the ziploc girl.
Speaker 12 (32:18):
I said, mostly guys, Yeah, I said mostly Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Listen, I've said this before. I mean, it's it's a miracle.
That men of Maya this far like it really it
really is. Yeah, my man is leaving out doodoo wipes
for the animals to get.
Speaker 12 (32:32):
I mean like when I worked at the tanning Slon
women did some disgusting things there too, like disgusting, Like
I'm like, you should not be allowed to stake care
of yourself. It's like a podcast for people that don't
listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Intern John in your morning show, Yeah, case you missed it, Brandy,
good morning.
Speaker 30 (32:49):
Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
How are you doing.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
I'm doing well. So let's get into this. You first
met Lauren Waere or how'd you guys meet?
Speaker 30 (32:58):
We met on Change, okay, and that was about three
weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
That was about three weeks ago, okay.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
And in those three weeks, according to your email, you
guys have been on let's like three.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Dates so far, yeah something like that.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Okay. So date one was coffee.
Speaker 30 (33:16):
Yeah, and then we went to dinner. Coffee went well,
obviously because we got dinner. We even went to one
of them sipping paint things.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
Which.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Okay, very nice. And so this again over the course
the last three weeks. However, this past weekend, to me,
you guys took a major staff four and you spent
the weekend at her place.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
I did.
Speaker 30 (33:40):
Yeah, yeah, the whole weekend.
Speaker 10 (33:43):
So you guys have fun. You must have liked to
hang out.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
It was so fun.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
She got dogs nice.
Speaker 30 (33:50):
And he loved me like immediately.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
He doesn't usually do that with men.
Speaker 30 (33:55):
I was like, awesome, you know what I mean. I
just had a great time.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
So my question with the with the weekend was is
that was it did she say, hey, come over Friday
and then you spend one night or was it hey, like,
come over, spend the weekend with me? Because my first
that was maybe we overstayed, are welcome and it's only
supposed to be like a Friday type thing.
Speaker 30 (34:18):
No, no, no, well I was it was supposed to
be Friday, and then she asked.
Speaker 13 (34:22):
Me to stay over.
Speaker 10 (34:23):
Okayday I did the day free.
Speaker 30 (34:26):
I had the day free, and then I actually tried
to I tried to get out of their Saturday night
kind of feeling like it's a light thing to do,
and she goes.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
No, no, no, no, I don't have anything else to do tomorrow.
Speaker 30 (34:35):
Just over y fine and listens. Like I said, I
thought it went well, but I haven't.
Speaker 6 (34:43):
Heard from her.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Okay, and so just so we're on the same page.
So you stayed three nights at our place this weekend,
so Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night, then you left Monday.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
Morningday night, Sunday night.
Speaker 30 (34:53):
I last Monday morning.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Okay, Because I'll be honest, like again reading the email,
my first I was he probably we stay as welcome,
but in your words, as she's I know, please don't
leave yes day.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
That's a good sign.
Speaker 18 (35:05):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Okay, So exactly.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
We leave her place Monday, go to work, and you've
not heard from her since then, so basically forty eight hours.
Speaker 30 (35:14):
It's been forty eight hours. I've been, you know, playing
it cool like I hit her up. But after I left,
said I hope you have a great day. Yeah, she
didn't say anything.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Well I waited.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Yeah, I don't want to sell you short either, due
because I'm reading your email. You also bought like groceries.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 30 (35:32):
Oh yeah, I did the whole nine yards. I was like, air,
I can't I don't understand why she's not talking to me. Okay,
I mean I not only like bought groceries. I cleaned
up after myself. I kept I got that seat down
every time I.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
Used my man all three.
Speaker 12 (35:46):
Days especially, she asked you to keep staying.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
Yeah, so you're the perfect house guys basically.
Speaker 30 (35:53):
But that's what I mean, Like you said she.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
Wouldn't have this day.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
That's a very good point.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
On am my head.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
I don't really know what's going on.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Let's do this. We'll call Lauren h We'll ask for
her sound of the story and see what's going on.
Because my again, my only thought was like maybe overstaved,
but it sounds like she basically wanted you there the
whole time. So hold on one second. We'll try and
get her on hold real quick.
Speaker 31 (36:15):
Kim, Hello, Hi, calling for Lauren please?
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Oh no, Laurenie there.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Why's all?
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Oh it sounds like you're underwater.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
Oh oh can you hear me now?
Speaker 5 (36:41):
I'm hey Lauren?
Speaker 6 (36:42):
Is that you? Yes, Hey Lauren?
Speaker 5 (36:45):
My name is intern John. I got Sauce Rose here
as well. Can we talk to you on the show
real quick about something? This need like thirty seconds of
your time. Okay, we're doing something the show called second
Date Update. I got something on the line here, Brandon.
If you want to say hello, uh hey, you Warren
nailed it and so Lauren brain to reach out to us.
He told us, you guys matched in the apps, had
(37:06):
coffee date, a dinner date, a sip and paint, and
that this past weekend he stayed to your place Friday. Yeah,
for Friday, Saturday and Sunday. But he's not heard from
you since. And we're trying to see where your head's
that because it sounds like you guys had a great time.
Speaker 25 (37:21):
Okay, yeah, we know we we did.
Speaker 32 (37:25):
We had a really we had a really good weekend.
But yeah, I think, uh, he just I had a
red flag go up Monday morning, and I'm, uh.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
Let us know elaborate a little just a little bit.
Speaker 32 (37:43):
Well, he made me leak for work, and well it
wasn't for any fun reason like you might think. It
was like he had to take a morning bath. It's
part of his morning ritual. Well apparently he knows the
whole morning ritual.
Speaker 12 (38:03):
And okay, and it's only like before you go to
work that you got it.
Speaker 10 (38:08):
You got to us that.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
We don't mean like a bath as in a bay
of baye like bubble bath like tub.
Speaker 32 (38:15):
Yes, it wasn't like oh I got a rint sauce
after the gym. It was like, I need to take
my morning bath, and I thought this twenty eight year
old man needs to what like, I'm sorry, and he
really luxuriated in it.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
I'm telling you, I'm not positive that it is, but
I believe you. Brandon, are you Is this true? Did
you wash away the subseas while she was trying your
way for work?
Speaker 30 (38:39):
Was wash away that side? I like it, I'm going
to use that. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Okay, Okay, wait Lauren about it?
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Actually, Lauren, were.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
You like knocking on the door trying to get in
the bathroom and like, was this also the first time
he bathed all weekend?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Well?
Speaker 6 (38:57):
No, it was.
Speaker 32 (38:58):
I was trying to get in to get ready for work,
and I was trying to be rude. I was trying
to be polite, like, hey, how much longer you know?
And we're not at that level yet where like I'm
going to like go keee while he's picking about you.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
In fact, I never anybody. Wait, so so did he Brandon?
Did you not bathe then? Friday and Saturday and Sunday?
Speaker 6 (39:18):
So this is the first that's I showered? But you
don't got it. You don't understand.
Speaker 30 (39:24):
I have a very strict Monday through Friday pre work.
Chie right, it is a thing, but I was pretty
forthcoming about it. A couple of times over the weekend.
I kind of felt like I was over talking.
Speaker 10 (39:38):
Sure, okay about your bath.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
I'm a bath of the bath.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
I get it, I get it. Okay, let me, yeah,
I got you. Are you team brand or team Lauren?
Speaker 7 (39:50):
You go here, you.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Can go get caught up with intern John in your
morning shows in case.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
You missed it.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
Hood he sent us to me, okay, and it hit
close to home because we had a similar issue he
at the radio station a couple of years ago. Okay,
FBI catches man spending one hundred and forty thousand dollars
on Pokemon cards and video games with the company credit card. Okay,
now it's not great, No, it's not right now, and
(40:17):
Iowa man will spend time behind bars after the Friday's
employer of over one hundred and forty thousand dollars Pokemon
never been to jail, no. I'd imagine though, when you
get into holding, you want to be there for a
badass crime, so people leave you alone saying I bought
almost you know, carve million dollars in Pokemon cards, probably
not not the the five. Yes, I can get your respect.
(40:37):
I don't think it's.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
Giving like white collar crime, but yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
This thirty four year old guy's name is Mitch was
sentenced this past week to four months in federal prison.
According to the Department of a Justice Release. He's also ordered
to pay back one hundred and forty six thousand, five
hundred ninety and fifteen cents in restitution. It will serve
three years of supervisor release once his sentence ends. Now,
can I say this for Mitch?
Speaker 10 (40:59):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (40:59):
If he's a single man and he meets a gallonline
and she goes to check his you know, arrestaports, Yeah,
and sees fraud, and she digs some deeper that my
man over one hundred thousand dollars Pokemon cards might hurt
his dating chance.
Speaker 12 (41:11):
It might, Yeah, but also he'll be like, sorry, I
was just trying. I was just trying to see what happened.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
So I would also add this to the business. You
weren't curious my man ran up one hundred and forty
thousand dollars. Yeah, I didn't see anything coming to watch,
So I guess he bought prepaid gift cards which he
can then basically pre cash so you can go Target
and buy the preheit gift cards. It showed up Target
for tw hundred dollars right, Pokemon trading cards, gaming items,
then disguise the purchases as legitimate business expenses.
Speaker 10 (41:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Yeah, yeah, so you also submitted falsified receipts deliberately mischaracterized
Roblin charges in order to conceal the scheme.
Speaker 10 (41:49):
So like, how so he was just buying Pokemon cards?
Speaker 5 (41:53):
Yes, basically, Now what.
Speaker 10 (41:55):
Can you sell them to get the money?
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Anybody say it was gonna do with them? That might
be what he was doing. Now, how the guys in here?
When we first got the show five years ago, I
got an email from our fearless leader, Aaron a couple
months in saying, can you explain these charges? I didn't
know what hell he was talking about. Apparently the show
had a show expense credit card and your boy Eric
the executive my boy. Well in this case he's.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Not my boy.
Speaker 10 (42:19):
Yeah, never done.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
The no, no, the executive producer the first line of defense.
Aaron sent me the itemized list of things. It was
like protein powder.
Speaker 12 (42:28):
Like we want him to be the first line defense.
So like, yeah, he needs protein, like I don't.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
That was the Eric logic. It was that it was
I think he I think the legit got a bowflex.
I'm like, I don't even know they made those anymore.
Speaker 12 (42:39):
I need to make sure that he can like like
hold me back as well as you, because like I
know that I'm so fierce that he's really going to
have to.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yes, okay, yes, Eric, careful, careful, careful that I purchased
allegedly because we were for us as well. Yes, and
where allegedly are those things?
Speaker 6 (42:59):
Now?
Speaker 19 (43:00):
They've been they've been used.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
They're my body, brother. Yeah, I gotta get gained and
a gat them shoulders, just.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
The good stuff.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
This is injured John and your morning shows you missed it,
fake named Audrey, Good morning, Good morning. You're confession. Go
what you have for us?
Speaker 4 (43:18):
Uh?
Speaker 18 (43:19):
So my daughter is actually not my husband?
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Oh wow? Does your husband know?
Speaker 6 (43:25):
No?
Speaker 5 (43:25):
Okay, do you do? You know who the dad is?
Speaker 6 (43:31):
Yeah? I do.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
It's like a one time thing.
Speaker 18 (43:35):
So I was list two people at the same time
and I couldn't decide, And then when I found out
I was pregnant, I just played it off as my
husband and thank god, she looks like me.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
Okay, are you? Are you glad like me? Who would?
Who'd you want the father to be?
Speaker 24 (43:51):
I guess is the better way of asking that.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
So the other guy does he know he has a daughter?
Speaker 7 (43:57):
Or no?
Speaker 6 (43:59):
Here he knows?
Speaker 5 (44:00):
Okay, and he's just like cool not seeing the kid.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Yeah, he's not around anymore, and you're not weird.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
He never would reach out and be like, hey, I'm gonna.
Speaker 18 (44:08):
Tell him, No, he's gone, he's far away.
Speaker 10 (44:12):
Okay, I all you're gonna say he's dead, put him
in the truck.
Speaker 22 (44:16):
You're not worried about like twenty three and meter or
like one of those DNA tests later down the road, or.
Speaker 10 (44:22):
Like your daughters.
Speaker 18 (44:24):
I guess if that came up, we'd have to cross
that path when it comes.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Okay, fake damn magic one second, be on, judge, let
me go. Fake name, Amanda, good morning.
Speaker 6 (44:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Right, your confessions about your cousin. What's going on?
Speaker 33 (44:40):
So when we were younger, like college age, she met
this guy at our job who would come in frequently.
He's about thirty years older than her, and they kind
of got into a situationship. But since he's a lot older,
he didn't want to be in a relationship publicly with
her so.
Speaker 17 (45:01):
Over the years, her family kind of urged her to
get over it. So she got into an actual public
relationship with someone her age and he has no idea
about the situationship. And they've been talking since then.
Speaker 6 (45:16):
Oh gosh, so that's about like.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
So, so she's juggling two dudes.
Speaker 17 (45:24):
Yes, only the situationship knows about her actual boyfriend.
Speaker 13 (45:29):
Her actual boyfriend doesn't know about the situationship.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
Okay, all right, uh yeah, okay, we have one second.
You're in the in the running, by the way, both
for your favorite text nine ninety three three eight, somebody
texts it in as the rhyme or reason as to
who fake names you choose? No, however, Eric's always go
to his.
Speaker 12 (45:49):
Fake name with I was gonna say Eric's always faked
named Lisa. I when I worked for the case, showing
to the phones, I would just think of like who
I was mad at at the time, Like it was
like my friend, like Cali or Courtney.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
I'd be like Courtney, let me go fake name, Grace,
good morning, Hi, good morning. You're confession for is what
you got?
Speaker 13 (46:11):
So I was lucky enough to win tickets for you
guys to see Keundrick Lamar, and I was super excited.
I took a coworker that I had never been out
with socially before. We carpool. She drives and we get
to the parking lot and she passes out before we
even get out of the parking lot. Apparently she enjoyed
(46:33):
some in the Devil Athletics but didn't tell me that,
and she ended up at the hospital. I never went
to the concert, and then when I got to the hospital,
she was like, you can't tell anybody at work. Fine
for the moment, but I'm an educator and I just
started back at school this week, and so now everybody
(46:57):
and their mother is now asking me about this and
Kendrick Lamar concert that I'm super super excited about. But
I'm a very honest person, so it's very difficult to
like make up.
Speaker 5 (47:09):
Yeah, also like you can't really get in trouble right,
I mean Western on school grounds. It was in the summer, so.
Speaker 6 (47:16):
Yeah, very sketchy.
Speaker 13 (47:19):
And I never invite her out to do anything outside of.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Are you sure because that seems odd that you wouldn't
notice it. And then she passed out.
Speaker 13 (47:31):
Okay, this is what they literally they had a doctor
come to me and ask me questions to see the
first story match. But that's what she told them, So.
Speaker 10 (47:42):
She was like like hyperglycemic or something.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
Sure, perhaps because.
Speaker 10 (47:49):
From that maybe they thought that they thought that they were.
Speaker 13 (47:52):
Drunk and everything was fine at the at the hospital,
but she didn't get released till like eleven or so.
Speaker 12 (48:01):
That you couldn't go because there was something that happened,
like and then hold it over her head.
Speaker 5 (48:06):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like make up to me forever.
A fake named Jennifer. Good morning, Good morning a year
confession guy, what you got for us?
Speaker 8 (48:16):
So my fiance and I are engaged and we've been
thinking about for over three years.
Speaker 34 (48:22):
And I haven't told my parents that he has a
kid because my parents are so weird and like religious
and conservative and weird like that.
Speaker 8 (48:29):
They don't like see family like that like London's family.
Speaker 18 (48:33):
Okay, but they are helping pay for.
Speaker 8 (48:36):
The wedding, so I haven't told them and we haven't
decided we're just gonna have this kids show up at
the wedding.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
Sure, this is the Yeah, why does he call him dad?
Don't worry about it, like the terrible situation.
Speaker 10 (48:49):
You just have the kids show up and then everybody's
making it weird.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
Yeah, let's let's let's get down to faking, Jennifer. Do
they like your fiance overall?
Speaker 6 (48:57):
Yeah, they love it.
Speaker 8 (48:57):
We're a great guy.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
Okay, fiance is good dad? Yeah, Okay, how often does
he have custody or like, what's the what's that arrangement?
Speaker 34 (49:05):
It's there's the agreement that they have, but he lives
out of state, so he only think the call like
summers the kids.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
Okay, okay, So I mean is the plan to just
kind of like get married and be like, well it's
too late now or.
Speaker 8 (49:20):
Yeah, we're still trying to figure out. We try to
make a co joke that we're going to like gas
like my grads, you're like, oh, yeah, we told you
like three years.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Ago and they never brought it backed up.
Speaker 34 (49:28):
Yeah, but you know, no, realistically, I actually have no
idea How'm gonna tell my parents because like my parents just.
Speaker 8 (49:35):
Like whole brudget and they're like weird.
Speaker 6 (49:37):
About that, and it's just like you don't have to
be weird.
Speaker 34 (49:39):
The blended family's a beautiful family, like two moms to dad,
that's wonderful.
Speaker 8 (49:43):
But they don't see it like that. So it's just
it's just strange.
Speaker 5 (49:46):
Yeah, I think that the gaslight thing might not work,
but it's more the shot, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Let us know.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
Yeah, one second, you are in the in the running
by again both for your favor of attacks nine nine
three three eight.
Speaker 32 (50:00):
The good stuff intern John and your morning shows in case.
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You know the ens, the out see all abouts of
what's going on with this show. You know, we're kind
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know it is the thirteenth when this podcast comes out,
but you know it's really fall. It's when you need
to start thinking about your Halloween costume because, let's face it,
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really worried about sizings with your costumes. Anyway, let's kick
off this week's In Case You miss It with how
did you get petty Revenge? Maybe it as an act
a cowork you hated, maybe it was a family member.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
How did you get revenge on him. In Denton, Maryland,
Tara is it?
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Tara?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Tara? Tara, Tara, So you dave for seven years? And
what was the pettiness?
Speaker 7 (01:13):
So it was.
Speaker 8 (01:14):
Actually petty that was done to me.
Speaker 9 (01:16):
It was near my birthday and he had bought me
taking back Sunday tickets for my birthday and I knew
about it, but like he physically had the tickets. Well
then he Quinceland coincidentally started dating a girl who had
the same birthday, and when it came time for the show,
he took her to the show instead of me and
made sure to call and tell me that she didn't
even know who they were and didn't even like the genre.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Oh my god, what dummy. But yeah, I gave my
new girlfriend a bad birthday present. One idiot? Yeah, okay,
that one dummy. Okay, weld on one second, you're in
the in the running, how stupid?
Speaker 10 (01:49):
He sounds like he sucks anyway.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
No, obviously, yeah, no doubt. Let me go. In Kent Island, Tina,
good morning, good morning. So you're actual cheating on you
and we hate them for that at what was the
painess that happened? Afterwards?
Speaker 11 (02:03):
He decided to act like we were in middle school
and try to go tell my dad and his mom
to try to get me not to file for the
doors or the custody and everything.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Okay, so he he cheated and yeah, and decided to
get the parents involved, almost as if you're twelve years
old and like the parents the adults that come in
the room, even though you are adults.
Speaker 11 (02:26):
Yeah, and mind you, we have children too, so it's
even worse. Yeah, my kids were like, mom, really, I.
Speaker 10 (02:32):
Was like, yeah, he's like, can you believe your daughter?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Well, also, Tina, I don't know your father. I'm sure
he's a fantastic man. I'm the many fathers like, oh
you cheat on my baby girl. For sure you should
get back together.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (02:43):
I'm legally the baby of thirty two children, so if
my dad's been through a lot of stuff with that stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yeah, yeah, okay, do you say that you've lost two
siblings legally?
Speaker 11 (02:56):
Yes, I have twenty seven fosters, three biologicals. Oh wow,
all right, you know I'm thirty six and I'm the youngest.
My dad's definitely been through.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
It all, apparently in more ways than one. And you
got any behind you, so that's even better. You know
one second, that'd be a family where it's yeah, card
for Christmas because there's thirty one of you. Yeah, I
mean it's a lot. Let me go, these could some
of these.
Speaker 12 (03:22):
I don't think we can legally say these are very illegal.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Let me go and ball to Mark Christie, how good morning.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Hi, good morning guys.
Speaker 13 (03:31):
Girl.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I can just tell her proud you are this and
I'm here for it. What happened?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Oh my god?
Speaker 13 (03:36):
So we broke up?
Speaker 14 (03:38):
He's do you know, everything seems fine? And then my
mom calls and she's like, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
And I'm like, what do you mean?
Speaker 14 (03:45):
Because I hadn't really told her that being broken up? Well,
he texted her. Well, he sent clean shots of our
text of things like if I didn't want to go somewhere,
I'll be like, don't answer the phone from my mind
because I don't want to go.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
He frame shot those. Yes, he's frame shot at those.
Speaker 14 (04:05):
And then like, sometimes me and my mom didn't always
see eye to eye, so he like, if I'm gitting
to him about her through text? He sent her all
of those texts and then at the end was like, yeah,
this is the kind of daughter you had.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
You might want to choose that a like.
Speaker 11 (04:24):
He told me, Yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 13 (04:28):
It was like some really.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
That I like, you really shouldn't.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Had nothing to do with this.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Now.
Speaker 15 (04:38):
Her feel was definitely hurt and I just that was like.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
The petty of the text.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 10 (04:43):
Sounds like a loser every single day.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Paper hold, let me do you voice?
Speaker 13 (04:52):
Change?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Hold one second? Do you I think name a man?
Good morning? So he was moving out. You got petty revenge?
Speaker 16 (05:02):
How So when he was moving out, he was packing
all this stuff and I took out his prize Kobe
Bryant jersey and then he looking.
Speaker 17 (05:13):
For it, especially after he passed away.
Speaker 18 (05:15):
And each time he's asked me, I've been telling him
that I have no idea.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
And the last time I saw it he was taking.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
It out of his little suitcase. But I have it.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
This is a petty revenge and gas lighting, which we're
all So where's the jersey?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Now?
Speaker 13 (05:30):
It's in my closet, It's with me.
Speaker 17 (05:32):
I moved like three times and then make sure to
I have it.
Speaker 10 (05:35):
I'm not around the house. I'm just like, what could.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
A bench so you can't run around and find it later? Okay, Amanda,
what second you're in the running Miguel in Clinton, Maryland,
fake named Audrey. Good morning, I'm doing well. So your
man's cheated on you and what happened?
Speaker 18 (05:52):
Well, ex man, he cheated on me, and I took
a fish in.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
All of his carbons. So he's not into cars like I.
Speaker 18 (06:00):
So I kind of waited until she.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Fell as got to the car off the hood, put
him in all the events.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
And oh.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
Yeah, wow, okay.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, okay, girl, that's one second doing it. But to
actually go in the car and do it both of
your favorite attacks nine ninety three, three eight, it's going
to be very hard to let me go. Jazzmine, good morning.
Speaker 19 (06:28):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
All right girl, you did what to get your petty revenge.
Speaker 11 (06:32):
So my ex fiance cheated on me. We were together
for like nine years and he was telling the.
Speaker 19 (06:38):
Girl that he was with that we weren't trying to
have kids. I ended up leaving evidence that we were
trying for a baby and the less pregnancy test in
my old side of my bathroom.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Whoa, so when she goes in there, she'll see all
the tests.
Speaker 19 (06:54):
Yep.
Speaker 20 (06:55):
So into my house, Yeah, in to my house, here
you go, here's the proofs that I was you know,
here and we were trying for a.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Baby, pre natal vitamins. All of that.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Dang girl, all right in the running.
Speaker 10 (07:13):
Cheeters, We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's more of the roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Hi is this David?
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Yeah? Who's this?
Speaker 19 (07:25):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (07:25):
My name is Krista.
Speaker 12 (07:26):
I'm calling you from a new local flower shop we
just opened downtown. We're called why Miss Flowers for triumphschen Marketing,
where we're offering a local week a free bouquet of
a dozen red roses.
Speaker 10 (07:35):
And you actually came up on my list. Don't need
your credit card, infoe.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Sorry, I don't want to be rude, but I'm going
to shut you down. I didn't ask for this. I'm
not interested.
Speaker 12 (07:43):
I totally I totally understand. I'm just trying to get
the flowers for my parents, like brand new flower shop
out there since it's slow season, and so I've just
been calling mostly men. I will I will be honest
with you, hoping that like they'll want to look good
this week, you know, impress someone special in my life
for free.
Speaker 10 (07:57):
We have a credit card.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Any flowers, though, lady, I don't want to buy any.
Speaker 12 (08:00):
Flowers, lady, I am. I am young, first of all.
Second of all, tully free sorry, tully free.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Or whoever you are.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I don't want to buy your flowers.
Speaker 10 (08:07):
Okay, I don't need your credit card info.
Speaker 12 (08:10):
But anyway, all right, so if you don't want to
make anyone's week for free, that's fine. I was just
hoping that you want to support your local economy.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
But guess not. I totally get it. I I need
getting random what.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
It's free.
Speaker 12 (08:23):
Yes, I've said that a few times now. It's totally free.
Don't need your credit card info. I'm just trying to
like help my parents, like new shot flourish before the
holiday season and establish new clients. But if you're not interested,
I get it. It sounds like you're having a rough day.
I wouldn't want to waste your time.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
No, I just I'm not a big fan of telemarketers.
Speaker 12 (08:39):
Looking a telemarketer your help and support your community. If
you were to like maybe get like do this, and
then you come back eventually buy buy someone specially in
your life, some.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Flowers, or even like a funeral. We can do funerals too.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Okay, no, you got me. I'm in What do I
got to do? I'll be a good community members.
Speaker 10 (08:58):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 12 (08:59):
Okay, so Base, I'm going to start making a little
profile for you just in case you do come back,
and I can be like, David, how's so and so?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
So?
Speaker 12 (09:06):
They are a dozen red roses. I don't think I
mentioned that. So who do you want to send them to?
I would say that they're romantic, but we've had people
send them to their sisters and their moms before too, So.
Speaker 10 (09:16):
We just see. I just see like a first name
last night, like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
First name, okay, yeah, Dana, al.
Speaker 12 (09:26):
Right, perfect, and then I'm just gonna write down like
we have little categories just you know, so i'd be like,
how's Dana your girlfriend, wife, sister, cousin?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Brian, just get a friend of mine?
Speaker 12 (09:40):
Ran, Okay, they are red roses though, just thrown it
out there like they're I would say they're the romantic.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
But can I send a message or something with them?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (09:50):
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna quit flower car, the typical flower car.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
What do you want to say?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Just like you deserve something good? You have roommate? I
don't know your roommate? Yes you do?
Speaker 12 (10:05):
Hill?
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Yes? Hello? Are your roommates wait a minute, what is David?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
I'm delay here. My name's intern John. I got saw
some rose here. We're doing one of the roses on
the show. You let you know that that's your girlfriend Gabby,
who is asking are you hooking up with Dana in
her roommate?
Speaker 6 (10:30):
No?
Speaker 17 (10:32):
No, So what are the flowers for?
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:37):
Because they're free and she What are you talking about
right now?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Is your roommate? No?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Why flowered?
Speaker 10 (10:46):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Romantic ride roses?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yes, that doesn't Yeah, you said they were romantic.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
I just I just sent a friend some flowers.
Speaker 10 (10:55):
Why you send to your girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
Going through She's like going through some stuff right now,
and I was just trying to do something nice, Like
what what do you mean.
Speaker 21 (11:02):
She's going through some stuff?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
She's not, she's funny. Why would you send them to
meet you?
Speaker 10 (11:06):
And why would why would you know that?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
She doesn't talk to you very much? She tells me
more about her life.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
I guess because she's going through some pretty serious not
trying to put her off last, So I'm not going
to put.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
It out there, okay, David, So what you're saying is
is that you are being a good human because your
girlfriend's roommate confides in you things she doesn't tell your girlfriend,
and so you really know what's going on because of that,
you're being a good guy and getting her roses.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Sounds like you're paying attention. Yeah, that's exactly what's happening.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
That make Yeah that checks out.
Speaker 12 (11:38):
Okay, So but you still decide to send them to
Dana over your actual girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
My girlfriend is not dealing with the kind of things
that Dane.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Is dealing with right now.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
What is she dealing with?
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Great? Until then, I don't know what this is about.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Besides disappointment in the bedroom.
Speaker 12 (11:54):
It sounds like you also don't even know what Gabby's
going through because you don't talk to her. Sounds like
you talk to Dana more than Gabby.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Can you right now?
Speaker 10 (12:05):
I am you haven't come up because he's going down.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I'm busy with cornering me.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
We're cornering you.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
You wish why are you?
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Who are you? Who the hell are you?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
You weren't some nightmare bitch?
Speaker 17 (12:25):
Or of the roseses cretacked and possibly edited for broadcasts
with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I wanted this real quick for your Tuesday. So, according
to research from the UK, the average breakoup for an
adult if you had a guess rose over the course
of the next year. How much will cost? This is
including Yeah, so like glow up, you know, if you're
going to get a new outfit, if you have to
move out, if you have to replace things a couple.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Of grand probably like that maybe eight nine times they're saying.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Fifteen, which is like, I mean over the course of
a year. It probably makes sense if you're gonna start
like a breakup. Yeah, but like I mean, you gotta
get new clothes maybe if you want to take a
trip somewhere, you know, like hair for sure, and like
you gotta start going out again. You guys, start like
putting yourself out there.
Speaker 22 (13:17):
Make up, drinks if you're going out, food, Yeah, all
that stuff. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
I'll say this. I think I've made money, like because
I always sorry, what because my dad always taught me
to like the dude you pay so like I've never Yeah.
Speaker 22 (13:32):
So you're saving money by not having a run.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Yeah. Now on the flip side, did I go through
a breakup and buy a bar last year?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Was that the best financial decision? Time will tell time
will tell, but for now, having fun my bestie Chuck Lee.
So it's working out. So there's that, But overall.
Speaker 22 (13:54):
It may have cost you a little bit more than
the fifteen K.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, well there is that, So there is yeah, but
you're also not buying you know, dinner.
Speaker 10 (14:03):
However, often, like all the dates, all the.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Things that you would do for said, oh, even like vacations,
I would pay for it all because I always just
spelt yeah, yeah, that's so much money. Though, oh I
know roch.
Speaker 23 (14:15):
You know.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
They would never even be like, oh no, let's split it.
That's wild behavior to me. I think they probably offered,
but I was more so like I would rather just
do it my way, and I don't like, no, I'm
paying Oh yeah, I mean, especially because with our schedule,
like vacation kind of revolves around when the show's off.
So yeah, I've never I think I feel weird if
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like a girlfriend paid for the trip. Dams are going
to blow up today. People listen to me and they go, God,
he's too good to be true. Listen, I'm true.
Speaker 22 (14:47):
You can't even say it with a straight face.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
That's so true, you know what I mean, It's so true.
Speaker 22 (14:53):
But you also can't read a sign from like if
it's two feet in front of your face.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
No. No, that's also part of the truth.
Speaker 22 (15:00):
You could literally slide into John's DMS and tell him
word for word what you would like to do with
or to. Anyways, I still would not know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
If we played a game flirting or not, I guarantee
I would be oh for one hundred just because I
just I'm just very Midwestern that way. I just assume
that being very friends.
Speaker 24 (15:19):
You're just completely oblivious. Well that's part of the charm,
I think, Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, but that's like after
breakups I have realized, like how much a dinner is
supposed to cost because you realized that person. Yeah, because
my last accent and god lover would get nearly every
appetizer on the menu, and now it's like, oh, you
can just get one, you know, or just eat the meal,
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and then all of a sudden you save money.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
Yeah, but those appetizers are really good, you know they are.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
They are. They also say too, if you live with
somebody and then you broke up, the average time that
you spend uh living by yourself post that as about
four and a half years probably maybe makes sense. I
guess you're a little bit apprehensive to get back into
something new. I suppose, I yes, But they're saying the
biggest expenses of the fifteen K obviously if you have
to find new place to live, Yeah, that's a huge expense.
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But mainly it's the glow up stuff. If you have
to replace things, like instead of going back and getting
your your curling irony, whatever, it is replacing things. So
sometimes I do think sometimes it's worth just getting something
new than having to talk to that person again.
Speaker 22 (16:23):
Yeah, maybe it's not like of sentimental value. I would
just probably buy it again. If it's something that had
a lot of like, was very meaningful, I would be like,
I need this back.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Somebody texted nine ninety three three. I agree, John is
very oblivious. Can I offer you this though? Would you
rather have me be oblivious to being hit on or
assume everybody's hitting on me all the time?
Speaker 8 (16:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:46):
I mean, like, which what would you rather have? I
think me is being naive and not knowing is kind
of adorable. Me assume everybody is hitting on me probably
would be Yeah, that would be really really annoying. Then
I'd really be annoyed.
Speaker 22 (16:58):
With myself because that and it's like, no, they weren't
hitting on you, but you are like, no.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
They definitely were.
Speaker 22 (17:04):
I think we just need to find a happy medium
of like in between, you know.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
We really just need to do a stoplight party eventually
where it's like you wear green, yellow and red and
that way we know what's going on.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
I would agree with that.
Speaker 22 (17:17):
Also, I just love this TEXTA says I'm a forest witch.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Listen to what I said? Are you trying to addrest
a forest witch? Forest? Which is an out there bro?
They stay away from me because they I got the
light and commitment issues.
Speaker 25 (17:29):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
This is intern John and your morning show is in
case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Asking for a friend on Intern John in your morning show.
Let's go fake name Katie, good morning, Good morning. Hi,
I'm doing well. Your question of All's boyfriend, you guys
have been together? How long? Okay? Very nice? And so
what's going on?
Speaker 21 (17:57):
So it was my birthday and he remembered, which is awesome,
but he called me.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
A Louis buiton wallets.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Nice.
Speaker 21 (18:05):
Yeah, it wouldn't be nice, but it's fake.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Okay, are you I'm assuming like you're pretty well versed
in like, uh, Louise and to pick him out.
Speaker 21 (18:18):
Yeah, I you know, have a Louis Vuitton bag.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I have all kinds of different designers.
Speaker 21 (18:26):
So I obviously know it's a fake because it's you know,
just not manufactured really well.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Sure, and so okay, so day two and a half
months he got you the fake Louis? Is your question like,
can you be mad? Or what are we asking this?
I understand, I mean I.
Speaker 21 (18:45):
Think you know the thought was nice, but like, can
I mean not that he got me a fake one?
I mean it's obviously fake. I mean why give me
something that? Okay, he knows I like designer things, but
you know, if you can't afford it or you just
I don't know. It just seems like you're gonna buy
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somebody a fake wallet.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
Does that mean a relationship is fake? I mean I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Okay, Well, I'm not judging. So you're saying like, had
he bought you like this is almost a red flag
like if he really cared, it would have been a real wallet.
Might understand that, right? Okay?
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Can I can I put you in hold? One second?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (19:26):
So what do you do if you're fake named Katie,
can you be mad? Should you just say something? Eight
seven seven nine nine five four six eight one to call?
Let me give him Belle Air Brianna, good morning.
Speaker 26 (19:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
What do you want to say with asking for a friend.
Speaker 25 (19:43):
So I'm a teacher and I'm on my way to
school and I just had a comment.
Speaker 13 (19:46):
I think this girl is a spoiled brat.
Speaker 25 (19:48):
I think this guy needs to run, and I think
she's just ex actecting so much of him, and I
think he needs to just toss her away.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yeah, I don't disagree, I guess Brianna almost begs the question, like,
if you do you think that the person you're with
would try to dupe you? That's probably the bigger flag
than actually getting the purse, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Exactly, Yeah a Brianna, what level do you teach?
Speaker 13 (20:11):
Kindergarten?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Amazing? What are we learning today?
Speaker 20 (20:15):
Well, we're kinding up the platforms and we go back
after labor day.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Oh very exciting. How get you a coffee for listening?
Speaker 20 (20:21):
I would love to thank you.
Speaker 21 (20:23):
Well.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I one sacking, get your information. Let's go in Middle River. Teresa,
good morning.
Speaker 8 (20:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Are you doing well.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
What do you want to say with the asking for
a friend?
Speaker 6 (20:32):
I'm inclined to agree.
Speaker 27 (20:33):
I think the girl kind.
Speaker 25 (20:34):
Of seems like a red flag.
Speaker 27 (20:36):
To be honest, she's thinking way too deep, too soon,
saying that the relationship must be fake because the bag's fake.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 25 (20:45):
I'm a girl and.
Speaker 27 (20:46):
I have no idea of the bag is fake and
him being a guy, so pretty hard chance he doesn't
know either.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Yeah, So I kind of.
Speaker 27 (20:53):
Feel like she's she's the flag and she's a little
bit ungrateful.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I'll disagreed, Teresa, thank you for listening. To have a
great day.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
Mom.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Let me go, Linnelle, good morning, Hey, good morning girl.
What do you want to say with this?
Speaker 27 (21:07):
So?
Speaker 7 (21:07):
I think he's cheap, Like.
Speaker 28 (21:09):
If you have any intelligence about yourself, you know the bag,
you're gonna go google it, You're gonna look at it,
and you're gonna go, that's too much. How can I
get her something that's cheap and maybe.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Get away with it?
Speaker 25 (21:21):
So I look at it completely different for her. She
has her standards.
Speaker 28 (21:25):
You gotta set your bar nowadays because guys will try
to get over on you. And if he's going to
give her something too much in that is not genuine.
Speaker 25 (21:35):
I mean red flag, red flag, red.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Flag, Lennelle. I want you to know I would never
try get over on you. No, I would.
Speaker 29 (21:42):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
I appreciate that so I could get a real.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
One, John say that now I sell the DJ salary. Bye.
I appreciate that. That was a good girl.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
That was good.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Have a great day.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
Have a great day, y'all.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Buy bye person I Gathersburg, Christina, good morning, man, what
do you want to say asking for a friend?
Speaker 25 (22:07):
I think he needs to chill out. There's ways to
get a real bag four cheaper, and the guy probably
did that for all we know. It's and without early
it is in the relationship. You can't base it off
of a bag. And I do like designer things, so
I mean sure I would know too, but I'm not
going to hold that against him.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Well, and Christina, does the intent matter, like if he
was intentionally trying to tricker versus like he just didn't
want to. How much is a bag cost? Christina a
couple thousand dollars.
Speaker 25 (22:35):
Give her take, But the intention definitely is important for that.
Like my favorite designers coach, is he gonna know that
off the bat and know where to get it and
know that it's really big. Probably not, but at least
the intention is there to try.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
This is great, Christia, thank you for listening. You have
a great day, you too, But by there's a couple
of thousand texts coming in.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
The biggest question is does he know it was a fake? Yeah,
that is the main thing.
Speaker 22 (23:02):
If he knew it was a fake and he still
gave it to you pretending it was real, that's the
red flag.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I do think majority of dudes would have no idea, right,
although I know with like the Louis bags, I've heard
that like if the the letters don't match up on
the stitching, that's how you're supposed to know. Like if
like the they're off by a little bit, they're supposed
to be a sign. But I don't think most dudes would.
But again, though, if you think he'd trick you, that's
probably the bigger flag in general. If you want to
(23:28):
do you ask him for a friend. D m's are
open at YMS Radio.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Leschal here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny,
your morning show is in case.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
You missed it, Alison, good morning, good morning. All right,
this is a friend of yours. How gross?
Speaker 20 (23:48):
So I have a buddy from college is actually my
husband's friend from childhood. When we were in college, he
would get real saucy at the bars and he would
randomly start picking up bottles or cans and start drinking them.
The one time he picked up a bottle and it
(24:09):
was filled with dips.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
You deserve that anybody pomicide. But hey, man, you know
we're civilized.
Speaker 20 (24:21):
We would try and he would get away from us,
and we'd find him with another bottle and we go,
where'd you get that?
Speaker 10 (24:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
That guy? Like that guy did not get COVID alison
one second the running. I tried DJ again, DJ.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Good morning, good morning, are you good?
Speaker 5 (24:42):
There we go?
Speaker 13 (24:43):
Man?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
We got this DJ? How gross were they?
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Time? But didn't have protection.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Of the time, my guy, you funk it out.
Speaker 15 (24:55):
Yeah, we were trying to have a duilt time. Did
not have protection. She wanted to use a sandwich bag.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
She says she did it with whatever the best.
Speaker 18 (25:03):
She says she did with her X God sure.
Speaker 15 (25:06):
And then rolled over reaching a nice stand and had
a whole box of sandwich bags.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Now here's the question, DJ, are we talking sandwich bags?
Speaker 15 (25:13):
And the freezer bags sandwich but you know the little
sandwich bag that you fold over.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Yeah, oh, the full other ones, the ones that you zip.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Clothes correct, damn, bruh.
Speaker 10 (25:23):
That's my gosh.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
You got some Reynolds wrapped for your ass. Dum hate, DJ,
did you no?
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (25:34):
Then I broke up with her, like I told my
boys about doing She already had the bags here. Yeah, dude,
I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
She got in the bag.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Yeah all right, DJ, in one second, you're in the
running a whole new meeting. That's tough.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
Also, those are like free planned parenthood. Yes, you just
walk in and give you the whole sand bag. They
can give you a sandwich bag, like like a lunch bag.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Sure, sure, sure, let me go him good morning, good morning. Okay, Yeah,
this is your coworker. What happens.
Speaker 29 (26:07):
So I was complaining about doing laundry one day it
was like the weekend before the weekend, and he said
that he does not wash his clothes.
Speaker 17 (26:17):
What he does is he buys you.
Speaker 29 (26:19):
Like involved you know, like the multi packs T shirts
and stuff. And he said that he doesn't wash his clothes.
He just wears the same clothes for a week. Street
and then gets rid of them and throws them away
and buys more.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Absolutely, yeah. So see, Kim, is he making so much
money you can afford new outfits? Or is it like
the ten pack of the shirts for five bucks?
Speaker 25 (26:43):
I mean he I.
Speaker 29 (26:45):
Guess he makes decent money, but I still just don't
understand why we wear the same clues all week.
Speaker 27 (26:51):
Yeah you can smell.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Him, Yeah for sure, Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
All right, you should wash.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Yeah, Kim, one second, you're in the running. That's a deal.
Who he figured that he reversed, engineered the system. Listen,
I could just buyd you clothes.
Speaker 12 (27:05):
That is the laziest, grossest thing I've heard, yeah in
quite some time.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Yeah, let me go in Pikesville, Megan, good morning, Good morning.
So you were a bartender. I would imagine you saw
the best of people and the worst of people. But
the grossest thing you saw, what was it?
Speaker 29 (27:22):
So we have this really classy couple that used to
frequent at the restaurant and the lady.
Speaker 28 (27:27):
Would always get toasted, go.
Speaker 27 (27:29):
Outside and find the cigarette butts in the ashtray and
smoke them.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Oh god, Okay, now how old are we talking?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Roughly fifties?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Okay, and that's on Megan's I feel like, as a woman,
most dudes give you a cigarette if you asked.
Speaker 28 (27:44):
For it, right exactly, and they have the.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Money for it.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
That is, you say, where the bar was? What area?
Speaker 25 (27:52):
Roughly right over that Maryland line in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Okay, all right, so we don't claim them in the
Pennsylvania people for sure. Okay, Megan, whe second you're in
the running that also too. It's like in the ash yeah,
like people spitting there, like so much sun in the
elements too. Yeah, and go in Queenstown. Rachel, good morning,
good morning. Oh you're a teacher, Rachel? What greade do
(28:16):
you teach?
Speaker 18 (28:18):
I teach sixth grade maths?
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Thank you for being a teacher. Are you guys back
in school year or no?
Speaker 23 (28:24):
Yeah, I'm actually on my way to sit in professional
development meetings all day.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Okay between us girls, Rachel, how much does that suck?
Speaker 16 (28:32):
Uh?
Speaker 23 (28:33):
It's not great?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Yeah, gotch.
Speaker 23 (28:34):
A lot of the meetings are like this could have
been an email.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yeah yeah. Well the good thing is you your teaching
is so much free time that it's like, why not
waste their time with meetings that could be emails? I mean,
but Rachel, Yeah, you saw a student do what.
Speaker 23 (28:49):
So middle school teacher, you see a lot of gross things.
One of the worst things that I've seen is I've
seen a student take their gum out of their mouth,
play with it in their hands, roll it around on
their desk, wrap it around their pencil, and put it
back in their mouth and keep doing it.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah, and Rachel, I'm gonna make the assumption that was
a boy, correct, you would hope?
Speaker 23 (29:12):
I have girls do it.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Too, Ohlau is usually the boys the ones that the
gross ones, and the girls got figured out. Okay, Rachel,
thank you to be a teacher, and get you a
coffee as well.
Speaker 7 (29:21):
Okay, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Oh on one a second. Uh yeah, I've heard from
my teacher friends about those professional things, just like, hey, listen,
isn't necessary they got enough going on. Yeah, probably don't
need to if it's actual good information. Yeah, if we're
doing it, just check a box that we did it.
Especially it's like an all day meetings or just go
on on. You're not even listening by the end, like
by even like an hour in. None of my teacher
(29:44):
friends are excited for professional days. I've never heard of
one being like, thank god, we have this day, I'm
gonna learn so much.
Speaker 10 (29:49):
I haven't either.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Yeah, anyway, I vote for your favorite text nine to
nine three three eight Let me go in Frederick ALYSSA
good morning.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Warning.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
This is your husband.
Speaker 26 (30:02):
Yes, yeah, this happened before we got married, so I
still married him. We went out to secrets one night
and he went into the bathroom and went to the stall,
found a half full drink and came out with it.
(30:24):
And I was like, you didn't have a drink when
you went in. Where did this come from? And he
said he found it in the stall and he drank
the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
That means now somebody was doing number two, set their
drink down, and that he he got the doo doo drink.
Speaker 19 (30:37):
Yeah, in the stall.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
And we still married this man, and I married him
the father of your children one day?
Speaker 6 (30:47):
Yep.
Speaker 22 (30:49):
Was he at that point to be like this this
is my drink.
Speaker 26 (30:54):
Now he was feeling he was feeling a drink for sure.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
He was not.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Sober, okay, And he ain't get sick.
Speaker 26 (31:02):
No, he didn't get sick all running.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Uh, dude, my axe used to wash his clothes. Uh,
used used to wash cloth to wipe his We're in
when he ran out of the wipes, he would leave
rags on the side of the tub.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
Disgusting.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Yeah, yep, that's Uh. My ex had an accident. His
boxers threw him the woods behind his house because his
mom does his laundry. Uh, Eric and I have a
friend who did that. He just left him in the
the bar at a bar we all go to. Yeah,
I just yep, yep. Another wise, my brother wipes and
(31:45):
puts the wipes and the bag of his from porch
and the animals get to it. Wait, can we call
that text because the area code that's gotta be Glenburnie.
There's no, there's not a chance. And now that's not Glenburnie.
That dude, like you even for the animals to get there,
and imagine meaning that neighbor, Like why always raccoons of
Bill's place? Well, he leaves his ass napkins out and
(32:06):
they get them.
Speaker 10 (32:07):
Yeah, like that's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
These people live among us, They vote, they operate.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
Sh she's doing lazy stuff.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Yeah, of course, except for the ziploc girl.
Speaker 12 (32:18):
I said, mostly guys, Yeah, I said mostly Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Listen, I've said this before. I mean, it's it's a miracle.
That men of Maya this far like it really it
really is. Yeah, my man is leaving out doodoo wipes
for the animals to get.
Speaker 12 (32:32):
I mean like when I worked at the tanning Slon
women did some disgusting things there too, like disgusting, Like
I'm like, you should not be allowed to stake care
of yourself. It's like a podcast for people that don't
listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Intern John in your morning show, Yeah, case you missed it, Brandy,
good morning.
Speaker 30 (32:49):
Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
How are you doing.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
I'm doing well. So let's get into this. You first
met Lauren Waere or how'd you guys meet?
Speaker 30 (32:58):
We met on Change, okay, and that was about three
weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
That was about three weeks ago, okay.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
And in those three weeks, according to your email, you
guys have been on let's like three.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Dates so far, yeah something like that.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Okay. So date one was coffee.
Speaker 30 (33:16):
Yeah, and then we went to dinner. Coffee went well,
obviously because we got dinner. We even went to one
of them sipping paint things.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
Which.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Okay, very nice. And so this again over the course
the last three weeks. However, this past weekend, to me,
you guys took a major staff four and you spent
the weekend at her place.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
I did.
Speaker 30 (33:40):
Yeah, yeah, the whole weekend.
Speaker 10 (33:43):
So you guys have fun. You must have liked to
hang out.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
It was so fun.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
She got dogs nice.
Speaker 30 (33:50):
And he loved me like immediately.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
He doesn't usually do that with men.
Speaker 30 (33:55):
I was like, awesome, you know what I mean. I
just had a great time.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
So my question with the with the weekend was is
that was it did she say, hey, come over Friday
and then you spend one night or was it hey, like,
come over, spend the weekend with me? Because my first
that was maybe we overstayed, are welcome and it's only
supposed to be like a Friday type thing.
Speaker 30 (34:18):
No, no, no, well I was it was supposed to
be Friday, and then she asked.
Speaker 13 (34:22):
Me to stay over.
Speaker 10 (34:23):
Okayday I did the day free.
Speaker 30 (34:26):
I had the day free, and then I actually tried
to I tried to get out of their Saturday night
kind of feeling like it's a light thing to do,
and she goes.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
No, no, no, no, I don't have anything else to do tomorrow.
Speaker 30 (34:35):
Just over y fine and listens. Like I said, I
thought it went well, but I haven't.
Speaker 6 (34:43):
Heard from her.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Okay, and so just so we're on the same page.
So you stayed three nights at our place this weekend,
so Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night, then you left Monday.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
Morningday night, Sunday night.
Speaker 30 (34:53):
I last Monday morning.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Okay, Because I'll be honest, like again reading the email,
my first I was he probably we stay as welcome,
but in your words, as she's I know, please don't
leave yes day.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
That's a good sign.
Speaker 18 (35:05):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Okay, So exactly.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
We leave her place Monday, go to work, and you've
not heard from her since then, so basically forty eight hours.
Speaker 30 (35:14):
It's been forty eight hours. I've been, you know, playing
it cool like I hit her up. But after I left,
said I hope you have a great day. Yeah, she
didn't say anything.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Well I waited.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Yeah, I don't want to sell you short either, due
because I'm reading your email. You also bought like groceries.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 30 (35:32):
Oh yeah, I did the whole nine yards. I was like, air,
I can't I don't understand why she's not talking to me. Okay,
I mean I not only like bought groceries. I cleaned
up after myself. I kept I got that seat down
every time I.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
Used my man all three.
Speaker 12 (35:46):
Days especially, she asked you to keep staying.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
Yeah, so you're the perfect house guys basically.
Speaker 30 (35:53):
But that's what I mean, Like you said she.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
Wouldn't have this day.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
That's a very good point.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
On am my head.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
I don't really know what's going on.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Let's do this. We'll call Lauren h We'll ask for
her sound of the story and see what's going on.
Because my again, my only thought was like maybe overstaved,
but it sounds like she basically wanted you there the
whole time. So hold on one second. We'll try and
get her on hold real quick.
Speaker 31 (36:15):
Kim, Hello, Hi, calling for Lauren please?
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Oh no, Laurenie there.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Why's all?
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Oh it sounds like you're underwater.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
Oh oh can you hear me now?
Speaker 5 (36:41):
I'm hey Lauren?
Speaker 6 (36:42):
Is that you? Yes, Hey Lauren?
Speaker 5 (36:45):
My name is intern John. I got Sauce Rose here
as well. Can we talk to you on the show
real quick about something? This need like thirty seconds of
your time. Okay, we're doing something the show called second
Date Update. I got something on the line here, Brandon.
If you want to say hello, uh hey, you Warren
nailed it and so Lauren brain to reach out to us.
He told us, you guys matched in the apps, had
(37:06):
coffee date, a dinner date, a sip and paint, and
that this past weekend he stayed to your place Friday. Yeah,
for Friday, Saturday and Sunday. But he's not heard from
you since. And we're trying to see where your head's
that because it sounds like you guys had a great time.
Speaker 25 (37:21):
Okay, yeah, we know we we did.
Speaker 32 (37:25):
We had a really we had a really good weekend.
But yeah, I think, uh, he just I had a
red flag go up Monday morning, and I'm, uh.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
Let us know elaborate a little just a little bit.
Speaker 32 (37:43):
Well, he made me leak for work, and well it
wasn't for any fun reason like you might think. It
was like he had to take a morning bath. It's
part of his morning ritual. Well apparently he knows the
whole morning ritual.
Speaker 12 (38:03):
And okay, and it's only like before you go to
work that you got it.
Speaker 10 (38:08):
You got to us that.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
We don't mean like a bath as in a bay
of baye like bubble bath like tub.
Speaker 32 (38:15):
Yes, it wasn't like oh I got a rint sauce
after the gym. It was like, I need to take
my morning bath, and I thought this twenty eight year
old man needs to what like, I'm sorry, and he
really luxuriated in it.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
I'm telling you, I'm not positive that it is, but
I believe you. Brandon, are you Is this true? Did
you wash away the subseas while she was trying your
way for work?
Speaker 30 (38:39):
Was wash away that side? I like it, I'm going
to use that. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Okay, Okay, wait Lauren about it?
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Actually, Lauren, were.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
You like knocking on the door trying to get in
the bathroom and like, was this also the first time
he bathed all weekend?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Well?
Speaker 6 (38:57):
No, it was.
Speaker 32 (38:58):
I was trying to get in to get ready for work,
and I was trying to be rude. I was trying
to be polite, like, hey, how much longer you know?
And we're not at that level yet where like I'm
going to like go keee while he's picking about you.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
In fact, I never anybody. Wait, so so did he Brandon?
Did you not bathe then? Friday and Saturday and Sunday?
Speaker 6 (39:18):
So this is the first that's I showered? But you
don't got it. You don't understand.
Speaker 30 (39:24):
I have a very strict Monday through Friday pre work.
Chie right, it is a thing, but I was pretty
forthcoming about it. A couple of times over the weekend.
I kind of felt like I was over talking.
Speaker 10 (39:38):
Sure, okay about your bath.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
I'm a bath of the bath.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
I get it, I get it. Okay, let me, yeah,
I got you. Are you team brand or team Lauren?
Speaker 7 (39:50):
You go here, you.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Can go get caught up with intern John in your
morning shows in case.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
You missed it.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
Hood he sent us to me, okay, and it hit
close to home because we had a similar issue he
at the radio station a couple of years ago. Okay,
FBI catches man spending one hundred and forty thousand dollars
on Pokemon cards and video games with the company credit card. Okay,
now it's not great, No, it's not right now, and
(40:17):
Iowa man will spend time behind bars after the Friday's
employer of over one hundred and forty thousand dollars Pokemon
never been to jail, no. I'd imagine though, when you
get into holding, you want to be there for a
badass crime, so people leave you alone saying I bought
almost you know, carve million dollars in Pokemon cards, probably
not not the the five. Yes, I can get your respect.
(40:37):
I don't think it's.
Speaker 10 (40:38):
Giving like white collar crime, but yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
This thirty four year old guy's name is Mitch was
sentenced this past week to four months in federal prison.
According to the Department of a Justice Release. He's also ordered
to pay back one hundred and forty six thousand, five
hundred ninety and fifteen cents in restitution. It will serve
three years of supervisor release once his sentence ends. Now,
can I say this for Mitch?
Speaker 10 (40:59):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (40:59):
If he's a single man and he meets a gallonline
and she goes to check his you know, arrestaports, Yeah,
and sees fraud, and she digs some deeper that my
man over one hundred thousand dollars Pokemon cards might hurt
his dating chance.
Speaker 12 (41:11):
It might, Yeah, but also he'll be like, sorry, I
was just trying. I was just trying to see what happened.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
So I would also add this to the business. You
weren't curious my man ran up one hundred and forty
thousand dollars. Yeah, I didn't see anything coming to watch,
So I guess he bought prepaid gift cards which he
can then basically pre cash so you can go Target
and buy the preheit gift cards. It showed up Target
for tw hundred dollars right, Pokemon trading cards, gaming items,
then disguise the purchases as legitimate business expenses.
Speaker 10 (41:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Yeah, yeah, so you also submitted falsified receipts deliberately mischaracterized
Roblin charges in order to conceal the scheme.
Speaker 10 (41:49):
So like, how so he was just buying Pokemon cards?
Speaker 5 (41:53):
Yes, basically, Now what.
Speaker 10 (41:55):
Can you sell them to get the money?
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Anybody say it was gonna do with them? That might
be what he was doing. Now, how the guys in here?
When we first got the show five years ago, I
got an email from our fearless leader, Aaron a couple
months in saying, can you explain these charges? I didn't
know what hell he was talking about. Apparently the show
had a show expense credit card and your boy Eric
the executive my boy. Well in this case he's.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Not my boy.
Speaker 10 (42:19):
Yeah, never done.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
The no, no, the executive producer the first line of defense.
Aaron sent me the itemized list of things. It was
like protein powder.
Speaker 12 (42:28):
Like we want him to be the first line defense.
So like, yeah, he needs protein, like I don't.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
That was the Eric logic. It was that it was
I think he I think the legit got a bowflex.
I'm like, I don't even know they made those anymore.
Speaker 12 (42:39):
I need to make sure that he can like like
hold me back as well as you, because like I
know that I'm so fierce that he's really going to
have to.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yes, okay, yes, Eric, careful, careful, careful that I purchased
allegedly because we were for us as well. Yes, and
where allegedly are those things?
Speaker 6 (42:59):
Now?
Speaker 19 (43:00):
They've been they've been used.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
They're my body, brother. Yeah, I gotta get gained and
a gat them shoulders, just.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
The good stuff.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
This is injured John and your morning shows you missed it,
fake named Audrey, Good morning, Good morning. You're confession. Go
what you have for us?
Speaker 4 (43:18):
Uh?
Speaker 18 (43:19):
So my daughter is actually not my husband?
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Oh wow? Does your husband know?
Speaker 6 (43:25):
No?
Speaker 5 (43:25):
Okay, do you do? You know who the dad is?
Speaker 6 (43:31):
Yeah? I do.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
It's like a one time thing.
Speaker 18 (43:35):
So I was list two people at the same time
and I couldn't decide, And then when I found out
I was pregnant, I just played it off as my
husband and thank god, she looks like me.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
Okay, are you? Are you glad like me? Who would?
Who'd you want the father to be?
Speaker 24 (43:51):
I guess is the better way of asking that.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
So the other guy does he know he has a daughter?
Speaker 7 (43:57):
Or no?
Speaker 6 (43:59):
Here he knows?
Speaker 5 (44:00):
Okay, and he's just like cool not seeing the kid.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Yeah, he's not around anymore, and you're not weird.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
He never would reach out and be like, hey, I'm gonna.
Speaker 18 (44:08):
Tell him, No, he's gone, he's far away.
Speaker 10 (44:12):
Okay, I all you're gonna say he's dead, put him
in the truck.
Speaker 22 (44:16):
You're not worried about like twenty three and meter or
like one of those DNA tests later down the road, or.
Speaker 10 (44:22):
Like your daughters.
Speaker 18 (44:24):
I guess if that came up, we'd have to cross
that path when it comes.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Okay, fake damn magic one second, be on, judge, let
me go. Fake name, Amanda, good morning.
Speaker 6 (44:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Right, your confessions about your cousin. What's going on?
Speaker 33 (44:40):
So when we were younger, like college age, she met
this guy at our job who would come in frequently.
He's about thirty years older than her, and they kind
of got into a situationship. But since he's a lot older,
he didn't want to be in a relationship publicly with
her so.
Speaker 17 (45:01):
Over the years, her family kind of urged her to
get over it. So she got into an actual public
relationship with someone her age and he has no idea
about the situationship. And they've been talking since then.
Speaker 6 (45:16):
Oh gosh, so that's about like.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
So, so she's juggling two dudes.
Speaker 17 (45:24):
Yes, only the situationship knows about her actual boyfriend.
Speaker 13 (45:29):
Her actual boyfriend doesn't know about the situationship.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
Okay, all right, uh yeah, okay, we have one second.
You're in the in the running, by the way, both
for your favorite text nine ninety three three eight, somebody
texts it in as the rhyme or reason as to
who fake names you choose? No, however, Eric's always go
to his.
Speaker 12 (45:49):
Fake name with I was gonna say Eric's always faked
named Lisa. I when I worked for the case, showing
to the phones, I would just think of like who
I was mad at at the time, Like it was
like my friend, like Cali or Courtney.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
I'd be like Courtney, let me go fake name, Grace,
good morning, Hi, good morning. You're confession for is what
you got?
Speaker 13 (46:11):
So I was lucky enough to win tickets for you
guys to see Keundrick Lamar, and I was super excited.
I took a coworker that I had never been out
with socially before. We carpool. She drives and we get
to the parking lot and she passes out before we
even get out of the parking lot. Apparently she enjoyed
(46:33):
some in the Devil Athletics but didn't tell me that,
and she ended up at the hospital. I never went
to the concert, and then when I got to the hospital,
she was like, you can't tell anybody at work. Fine
for the moment, but I'm an educator and I just
started back at school this week, and so now everybody
(46:57):
and their mother is now asking me about this and
Kendrick Lamar concert that I'm super super excited about. But
I'm a very honest person, so it's very difficult to
like make up.
Speaker 5 (47:09):
Yeah, also like you can't really get in trouble right,
I mean Western on school grounds. It was in the summer, so.
Speaker 6 (47:16):
Yeah, very sketchy.
Speaker 13 (47:19):
And I never invite her out to do anything outside of.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Are you sure because that seems odd that you wouldn't
notice it. And then she passed out.
Speaker 13 (47:31):
Okay, this is what they literally they had a doctor
come to me and ask me questions to see the
first story match. But that's what she told them, So.
Speaker 10 (47:42):
She was like like hyperglycemic or something.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
Sure, perhaps because.
Speaker 10 (47:49):
From that maybe they thought that they thought that they were.
Speaker 13 (47:52):
Drunk and everything was fine at the at the hospital,
but she didn't get released till like eleven or so.
Speaker 12 (48:01):
That you couldn't go because there was something that happened,
like and then hold it over her head.
Speaker 5 (48:06):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like make up to me forever.
A fake named Jennifer. Good morning, Good morning a year
confession guy, what you got for us?
Speaker 8 (48:16):
So my fiance and I are engaged and we've been
thinking about for over three years.
Speaker 34 (48:22):
And I haven't told my parents that he has a
kid because my parents are so weird and like religious
and conservative and weird like that.
Speaker 8 (48:29):
They don't like see family like that like London's family.
Speaker 18 (48:33):
Okay, but they are helping pay for.
Speaker 8 (48:36):
The wedding, so I haven't told them and we haven't
decided we're just gonna have this kids show up at
the wedding.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
Sure, this is the Yeah, why does he call him dad?
Don't worry about it, like the terrible situation.
Speaker 10 (48:49):
You just have the kids show up and then everybody's
making it weird.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
Yeah, let's let's let's get down to faking, Jennifer. Do
they like your fiance overall?
Speaker 6 (48:57):
Yeah, they love it.
Speaker 8 (48:57):
We're a great guy.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
Okay, fiance is good dad? Yeah, Okay, how often does
he have custody or like, what's the what's that arrangement?
Speaker 34 (49:05):
It's there's the agreement that they have, but he lives
out of state, so he only think the call like
summers the kids.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
Okay, okay, So I mean is the plan to just
kind of like get married and be like, well it's
too late now or.
Speaker 8 (49:20):
Yeah, we're still trying to figure out. We try to
make a co joke that we're going to like gas
like my grads, you're like, oh, yeah, we told you
like three years.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Ago and they never brought it backed up.
Speaker 34 (49:28):
Yeah, but you know, no, realistically, I actually have no
idea How'm gonna tell my parents because like my parents just.
Speaker 8 (49:35):
Like whole brudget and they're like weird.
Speaker 6 (49:37):
About that, and it's just like you don't have to
be weird.
Speaker 34 (49:39):
The blended family's a beautiful family, like two moms to dad,
that's wonderful.
Speaker 8 (49:43):
But they don't see it like that. So it's just
it's just strange.
Speaker 5 (49:46):
Yeah, I think that the gaslight thing might not work,
but it's more the shot, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Let us know.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
Yeah, one second, you are in the in the running
by again both for your favor of attacks nine nine
three three eight.
Speaker 32 (50:00):
The good stuff intern John and your morning shows in case.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
You missed it, and that does it for another I
see why am.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
I in case ya miss of yours?
Speaker 5 (50:09):
Surely my name is Hoody.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
You can follow me all social media's at Andrew Hoodie
with a y, seek you pictures, my dog Teddy, my
wife Mare, She's pretty cool if I do say so myself.
If you want to see what's going on behind the
show at YMS Radio, CEO, War of the Roses, reactions,
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(50:31):
at Caddie's on Cordell, we're actually throwing a show happy
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our socials at YMS Radio for all the infilm.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
Maybe you'll find out maybe what we're giving away there
as well. But I do hope you have a great
week and I'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
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