September 27, 2025 • 44 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Two one, Start it up, Waking Up, This is out
DC and Moore wake.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Right to part the show with Injured Johnny Your Moor Show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yo, It's Hoodie back again with another I See why
am I? In case you missed it recap the best fits,
the best segments, the best everything of this past week
of intern john in Your Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Put it one little podcast for you to enjoy.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
That way, come Monday morning, you know the ends, the outside,
all the bouts of this show. If you couldn't tell
that fall season change, ye have finally caught up to me.
And also, let this be a reminder take your medicines
when you can, just get ahead of it while you can,
and your vitamins take those as well. But let's kick
off this week's in Case you missed It? With What's
the unromantic way you met your partner?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Sure, we love a.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Love store, we love a Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey
story like.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
That, But what's the weird way you met your partner?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Maybe just at a bar, they bought you a drink,
maybe they accidentally got sick on you.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Well, it might not top these ones, then.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Rachel, good morning, This is now Husband the honormatic way
you met. What happened?
Speaker 7 (01:10):
Oh, in college?
Speaker 8 (01:11):
We were set up for his fraternity formal through a
mutual friend, and he refused to.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
Speak to me.
Speaker 9 (01:18):
He wouldn't even look at me.
Speaker 10 (01:19):
It was like, yeah, he wouldn't talk to me.
Speaker 11 (01:22):
You.
Speaker 12 (01:22):
I tried to introduce myself many times nothing.
Speaker 13 (01:26):
And then at the actual formal.
Speaker 14 (01:28):
Yeah, you could just say no, I don't want to
go with the stranger and said it act like a child, yes.
Speaker 9 (01:34):
Exactly exactly.
Speaker 8 (01:35):
So then at the actual formal I could sit down dinner.
There were three different options for dinner.
Speaker 10 (01:40):
He got shrimp, I got chicken.
Speaker 8 (01:42):
And at the end of the meal I looked over
at him because he didn't say a word the whole meal,
and he just points to his plate and he goes,
I saved your shrimp.
Speaker 15 (01:49):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
He said yes the whole night.
Speaker 9 (01:56):
That's it. I didn't see him again for the rest
of the night.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
And then so how did he I mean, now we're together,
how do he since the screen you gys have two kids,
so clearly my man's got games somehow how did he
get in there? Pause your heart? So we didn't speak
for a whole year.
Speaker 10 (02:14):
We hated each other.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
He thought I was rude, and I thought he was ridiculous.
Speaker 16 (02:18):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
We ended up being in the same circle friends and
being neighbors and started inviting each other over to parties,
and we became really good friends, and then it all
kind of awesome from there.
Speaker 17 (02:29):
After I talked him out of going after.
Speaker 18 (02:32):
Someone who wasn't actually interested in him.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Sure, do you ever bring up the shrimp thing?
Speaker 9 (02:36):
Now?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Like that restaurant in there? Shrimp? Do you go, Hey,
I save your shrimp?
Speaker 8 (02:40):
Every single time we have shrimp or there's shrimp around.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
We both bring it up, as he should, all right,
Rachel second running, I mean typical, dude. It's like this,
like the guy be like the buddies, how to go?
Did he toilet wants me? Dude? I fight it so cool?
Speaker 19 (02:55):
She just like thrown herself at me.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Yeah, dude, I say her a shrimps. I'll get her
pace in a couple of years ago. Oh my god, fantastic.
I'll me go in tawis in Megan, good morning, Good morning,
I said, this is now husband. You guys have been
together for how long?
Speaker 18 (03:11):
Ten years?
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Ten years? Okay, the honeramatic way you met? What happened?
Speaker 16 (03:15):
So I was working at Build a Bear at the time,
which I was convinced I was never going to meet
a man because everybody comes in to build a bear
for either their girlfriend's wife, or child and in walks
this man.
Speaker 10 (03:27):
I talked to him.
Speaker 16 (03:28):
He's like, oh, yeah, I'm going through a divorce, so
I'm trying to spread the joy to other people. And
I'm like, why in the world are you bringing up
a divorce to like a total stranger.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (03:37):
So later I say to him, I was like, oh, so,
like you're going through a divorce and he's like yeah,
I'm like okay, well are you dating? And he was like,
I've been on a few dates. And I was like,
I'm I'm asking for me, I'm I'm interested.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Hell yeah, you go.
Speaker 10 (03:51):
I shot my shot, but it went.
Speaker 16 (03:53):
Like completely over his head. I did end up giving
him any number. And then, of course, now we are married, said.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
The Build a Bear girls said, I can call her
if any issues.
Speaker 10 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Yeah, so Megan, who is he making the bear for?
Speaker 16 (04:07):
It was his wife at the time, friend's.
Speaker 9 (04:11):
Daughter, gotcha.
Speaker 16 (04:13):
Okay, so kind of an awkward situation.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah, but his heart was in the right place though.
Speaker 18 (04:18):
Absolutely, as heart was inside the bear.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
He made Oh like that, spoke like a true build
a bear seamstress. Absolutely, Meghan Hall one second're in the running.
I would guarantee that guy again. It was like, why
would I the bear's built. Yeah, yeah, it's only twenty
bucks you number, I will google it, I guess, yeah,
I can google it. Both fear favored over text. It's
gonna be hard to choose. Aware these are crazy and
(04:42):
falls Church Marissa, good morning.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
This is your husband the unramatic way you guys met.
What happened?
Speaker 13 (04:51):
We met in college back in twenty sixteen, at the
beginning of our sophomore year. I had dabbled in the
devil Led Us a little too much and he walked
into my friend's dorm room where I had my hand
in kinetic sand for the past twenty minutes, and he
looked at me and said, who's the dead girl?
Speaker 15 (05:13):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Romantic? Yeah that moment, so you knew I want to
be with that.
Speaker 13 (05:21):
Yeah, And you know we were friends for several years.
We meet and other people, and then once near bull single,
I set him up with a friend.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Look at that thing.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
So who made the first movie? Other then.
Speaker 13 (05:36):
We had we didn't have each other's phone numbers for
a few years, and we started texting more and more,
and then one night we were out and he tried
to kiss me at a bar, but my friend that
I had set him up with was there, and so
I curved him and didn't let him kiss me.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yeah, and he loves to.
Speaker 13 (05:57):
Bring that up, but then I went off with a
later look.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
At that one second. You're in the running. That's amazing,
that's funny, but just hide the stand. Yeah, the poor
partty person. Sadly as that works, they can't call them,
but they texted. I was in a poor potty. I
didn't want to sit down to this guy offered to
hold me up. I held onto his arms. We ended
up dating for a couple of years.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Is that.
Speaker 17 (06:21):
That is?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Uh, that's one of those ones, the one that got
away right there? Because I love to know how how long?
And like, if that's how you start, what's the reason
you break up?
Speaker 20 (06:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
I mean because that's a true love thing right there
where It's like we've been together for a while. I
understand you want to send the dirty ass poor potty
there we go.
Speaker 19 (06:40):
Also, like how did you fit?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
It's also a good point.
Speaker 19 (06:43):
Because I don't know, I mean unless he went in
the handicap ones.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I was somewhere with Eric and don't say the event,
but we watched like there's like the giant handicap that
that wasn't a handicap. But the giant port parties has
like the urinal and the bigger ones where you would
see like four people come out of once because and
like mix and just like oh me and the girlsen
there's like somebody be using the urinal and somebody be
sitting down and if there was going in between or what,
But like that is.
Speaker 14 (07:06):
I'm okay too much for me. I don't I don't
think that's not the journey for us.
Speaker 19 (07:11):
Now, now, Cheeters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 19 (07:21):
I'm calling for Darren. Hi, my name is Ginger.
Speaker 14 (07:26):
I'm calling you from a new local flower shop were
called Wymass Flowers or trying out some new marketing before
the holidays, offering a local week a free bouquet of
a dozen red roses.
Speaker 9 (07:34):
Not interested, and yeah, yeah, I don't need any sort
of spam or whatever.
Speaker 14 (07:40):
Oh no, it's not spam. We're just trying to get like,
you know, before the holidays, like people coming to the shop,
so you don't use a chain, and we're just offering
a free bouquet of red roses to whoever you want
to send them to. It kind of makes you look great.
It looks me look great. My mom loves me a
little more. We just opened the shop a few months
ago and we're just trying to get more foot traffic.
So instead of just seeing an Instagram ad, you're gonna,
you know, just say you were My name's Ginger. Whyless
(08:02):
Flowers was opened down town. We don't eat a credit
card info, nothing like that because we're brand new.
Speaker 19 (08:10):
You go downtown a lot or across from the McDonald's.
Speaker 17 (08:17):
I don't think i've seen.
Speaker 14 (08:20):
You around, but I mean, I don't know why you
would know what I look like. Yeah, I mean I
just told you where we are. But we're new flower shop.
If you don't want the flowers, totally great. I'll move
on to my next person, my list. We're just trying
out new advertising where we want people to actually see
the flowers in person, experience it. My mom makes beautiful
bouquets and then uh, it's just like an Instagram at
(08:41):
that you're just going to.
Speaker 19 (08:41):
Go through you know.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
I mean I can't remember the last time buying flowers
or anything.
Speaker 14 (08:47):
But yeah, you won't even be buying them because like
we don't eat a credit card info it's free. We're
just trying to get the community to like get more
foot traffic in our door. And then I just waanw
like my mom's dream come true, you know. And then
you're also gonna maybe if you end up liking them,
support your local economy.
Speaker 19 (09:03):
Be it like a girl's girl, if you will.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Just help help the small business.
Speaker 14 (09:07):
Well yeah, that's yes, that's exactly what we are. So
if you don't want to do it's soly cool.
Speaker 19 (09:11):
I know it's weird.
Speaker 14 (09:12):
I need I hate calling, so.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Yeah, I mean that's great. Non and but I know lawyer,
So if you send my credit card stuff, I'll come
after you.
Speaker 19 (09:22):
Guys, So you do want to you do want to
send the flowers?
Speaker 9 (09:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's fine, Okay.
Speaker 19 (09:27):
Awesome, thank you so much.
Speaker 14 (09:29):
Okay, So I just need the name of the person
you're gonna send them to, and then I'm going to
make you a little file kind of Uh So if
you do come in here, I'll be like, oh, Darren, hew,
so and.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
So, all right, send them to Isabelle.
Speaker 19 (09:41):
Isabelle is that spelled like is a bell?
Speaker 9 (09:46):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Cool?
Speaker 9 (09:46):
Cool?
Speaker 14 (09:46):
That's my mom's saying, beautiful, beautiful, She's gonna love this.
Uh and then what is she to you?
Speaker 21 (09:51):
So?
Speaker 19 (09:51):
Is she like your your girlfriend wife.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
Some some some more than that?
Speaker 19 (09:58):
You know a girlfriend? How's your girlfriend? As well?
Speaker 20 (10:01):
As?
Speaker 19 (10:01):
I don't know I'm singing to you. I'm so sorry
that was embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
All right.
Speaker 14 (10:04):
What do you look at the car to say? It's
like your little typical flower card?
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Yeah, to say, hey, I know summer's ending, but we
don't have to Darren, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
There, hold on, okay, well, Darren, my name is intern John.
I got sauce and rose here as well. That is
your girlfriend. Tessa brings up a good point. Who is Isabelle?
Why are you giving her cash? Or why are you
sending her roses?
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Yeah? Friend, that like pa for a bit.
Speaker 15 (10:35):
What do you mean sending your money like check up.
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Today?
Speaker 18 (10:40):
Isabelle that you are telling to treat herself with one
hundred dollars one dollars? What is it?
Speaker 19 (10:46):
Why are you sending your money?
Speaker 17 (10:48):
Like I said, it's just like some friend that, like, okay, known.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
For a while.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
So Darren, So, Darren, you want us to believe that
your girlfriend of three years has no idea of a
female friend name Isabelle. Do you give money to you
and some flowers show yes, and you've been seeing the summer.
Speaker 17 (11:02):
She's just time.
Speaker 19 (11:05):
So it's your job to send her money and take
care of her. Not your girlfriend.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
I mean, yeah, like she's just she's just troubling and stuff.
So like I'm just trying to be a nice guy.
I don't know.
Speaker 18 (11:16):
You don't even take me out to dinner anymore. We're
eating McDonald's on the couch and you're sending this gap.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Let me ask you some questions, Darren. How long youre
on isabel for.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Yes, I mean it's been in a minute.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
But like, Darren, just give me an answer.
Speaker 18 (11:35):
Before we talked about getting married.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Well there is that. Just give me answered. How how
long you owned for? Okay? Next question to talk to you,
next question, next question, the next question, Darren, Darren, have
you ever been hanging out with Isabelle alone without your
girlfriend knowing?
Speaker 19 (11:52):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (11:52):
Oh, I know, obviously, I mean she's any.
Speaker 14 (11:59):
Again, hiding her from your girlfriend, not at all.
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Oh my friends, I mean.
Speaker 18 (12:05):
Like, I don't know who are Send one hundred dollars
and treat yourself to my friends.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
First of all, she's not even that hot. What are
you worried about?
Speaker 10 (12:17):
Four of the roseses cretacked and possibly edited for broadcasts,
with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 22 (12:22):
Want more roses, go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
In China, you'll now need to watch ads to get
toilet paper at public toilets.
Speaker 19 (12:32):
Out of all of them, yes, at least yeah that
make cities.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
So these videos are circling last week that show smart
toilet dispensers paper spensers that acquire people to watch a
short ad in order to receive toilet paper strips in
public toilets.
Speaker 19 (12:49):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Let me just say this. If I'm using the public restroom,
it's already not a fun situation. If I have to
watch an ad before getting toilet paper. I can promise
you I will never give money to your company. Yeah,
I like, actually, ye hate that Billy's shoes pops up
my Billy's shoes. I promise you forever I will never
be like any money for billy shoes.
Speaker 19 (13:09):
It's also deciding how much toilet paper you get.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
Well, I'm glad you brought up sauce, because ever since
the tourism boomed in China, they've experimented with ways of
preventing toilet paper waste. Back in twenty seventeen, they made
news for the induction of facial scanners connect to the
toilet paper spensers that only offered sixty centimeter long strips
of toilet paper per scan for every nine minutes. So
(13:33):
you had to wait there and just be like all right,
I'm just gonna spread and this hope things happened and
then go awful. It's like a twenty inches like food poisoning.
You gotta wait. That's yeah, I also don't want I mean,
camera scanners in the bathroom also doesn't seem like, uh,
that's finely weird.
Speaker 19 (13:50):
No, No, it was.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
The system was em put in the tours and spots
whe people took as much toilet paper as possible for
fear of not finding any when they came back later.
Speaker 19 (14:00):
Okay, I mean, I mean that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Though then they had technology and use in twenty nineteen,
when paper spencers began to spending strips of paper once
every ten minutes per individual user.
Speaker 19 (14:11):
That's wild. I don't like any of that. I don't
think I'll be no partaking.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Yeah time, but good news though. So last week this
insider posted the video on Facebook. So you scan the
toilet's on QR code with their phone, you watch an
ad on your device, or you can pay to skip
the ad.
Speaker 19 (14:31):
An absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Yeah, no, I'm good.
Speaker 19 (14:38):
Is it just only downtown or is it just like.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
They're doing the big tour as destinations.
Speaker 14 (14:41):
So I was gonna say, but also what downtown like Shanghai? Yeah,
like the beg where the big tour stuff is.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Yeah. That again, I just think that if your company's
going to advertise at that worst possible time, yeah, that's
not the good one from.
Speaker 14 (14:56):
Every little thing now, like like people will have to
go to the bathroom like you're wor human, Well.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
You're I think you're asking for like the problem with
like that kind of decision. The people have to deal
with it, Like the folks who clean restrooms, they're gonna
have to deal with it. Yeah, like people being pissed off.
And then I'm sure people.
Speaker 14 (15:10):
Are bringing their own toiled paper too, Like that's wild,
absolutely nothing to know here, No, yeah, no.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Okay, Well what they did in the building. Thing about that, I.
Speaker 19 (15:19):
Literally would like, aside of me that nobody.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Wants to see, I'd be ruining Christmas.
Speaker 19 (15:25):
I would be ruining Christmas if that happen.
Speaker 14 (15:27):
Like that's also I literally would be like, oh, oh,
I know, because we're whatever a union, I'd be like,
what kind of union based decision is that?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Yes, I don't disagree. I'd love to see the person
who made that decision had the idea for it, and like,
people won't get mad at this.
Speaker 19 (15:41):
It wasn't just probably one person.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
I do think. It's like when you make decisions as
a government, you got to think about how will this
look as a headline without context? Do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 19 (15:51):
It's so different.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Although we could be big in China with the free
high radio app anywhere, so we don't even know.
Speaker 19 (15:56):
You don't even know if this segment has.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Some weird at it.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
This is intern John in your morning show.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Is in case you listed Christina?
Speaker 17 (16:07):
Good morning, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
Hi girl. What happened on vacation?
Speaker 10 (16:12):
Okay, so it was a family vacation with all of
my family and my sister's best friend was getting proposed too,
and we got to the airport in the morning, and
I didn't know at the time that the person that
was dating had a drug problem. And we get to
the airport and out of everybody, I was only about twenty.
(16:34):
Then they pulled me aside and asked to do a
full search of my bag and of me. And I
looked at him and he was super red and I'm like,
why is he through red? I'm the one getting searched.
My parents are there and they're like, why is she
getting searched? Everything was fun and they sent me through
and then he explained to me that he had hid
(16:56):
drugs on my carry on in a total bottle.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Well, yeah, Christina, he's not going to carry it through himself.
That's that's still right.
Speaker 10 (17:06):
Give him to me with my family. So then we're
in can cairon all inclusive resorts, great time, and we
were at the pool and that we come back and
he was like, somebody broke into the safe and sold
all of our money, and I was like what. So
we go down and he wants to make a report
that he's demanding but the police to come and all
(17:26):
of this stuff, and I'm like, why would they do that.
We've been to this resort a few times. Nothing's ever
happened to anybody. Why us come to find out he
did it himself, but he thought if while we were
there he did that, he would get more money. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Absolutely. Now how long did you guys stay together after that? Christina?
Speaker 10 (17:51):
Well, when we got back to Maryland and to our house,
his truck was repossessed. So at that time I knew
I needed to I needed to get out of there
and that was over.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
It was over past born and raised.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Or was he like glen Bernie.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
Oh he's glen Burnie.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Yeah, now there is one second. You're in the running again.
Nobody loves glen Berney more than that. Yet, Oh, I
need you to make sure we know that glen Burnie.
Give us the best stories. I everything glen Burney happens.
I love it, honestly. So it's a fantastic place.
Speaker 14 (18:20):
I used to date some guys from Glenburney. Do me too,
Park Clumbernie, what park? Okayf Quarterfield Road?
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Sure? Is it a park?
Speaker 19 (18:30):
No, it's just a neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Absolutely, call it a beautiful dune dog Maddie, good morning,
good morning. This is in high school? What happened?
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 23 (18:41):
So in high school it was really cool. My high
school band got invited to perform at Pearl Harbor. It
was like I think the seventy fifth year or something
like that, and so they were inviting different high school
bands out to come and perform, and it was a
really cool experience. However, so I fly from chicaw Go
all the way straight to Hawai. So that's a fourteen
(19:02):
hour flight there alone, and most of us students have chevrons.
My mom decided she wanted a week away from me.
I can't necessarily blame her with that one. We get
there after traveling all day and my luggage is gone.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
I don't have my mom there.
Speaker 23 (19:21):
It's currently like four am per time, and we cannot
find it. So the band director starts sending out mass
texts to everyone, like be on the lookout for my luggage,
like my name, all my information, and we're sitting there,
(19:41):
we like, making this big stink at the airport.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
It's not there.
Speaker 23 (19:45):
So we go to the hotel. We tell the hotel
what's going on. That the airport said they would contact
either us or the hotel if it happened to show up.
And so they're continuing to send out probably thirty texts
a day to about a thousand to fifteen hundred people
about my luggage. And so for two days, I'm stuck
(20:06):
in Hawaii with no.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Clothes, that's no money.
Speaker 23 (20:10):
No parental figure to like kind of help figure out
the situation. All to find out that one of the
senior boys had quote unquote accidentally grabbed my luggage and
thought it was his mind. You his suitcase was a
black suitcase and mine was the most neon suitcase known
to man.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
They didn't realize that those girls clothes in there and
not yours.
Speaker 10 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 23 (20:34):
I guess they didn't shower or change or anything.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Okay, boys, that makes sense. Yeah, that's fair. Okay, all right,
Maddie one second, you're in the in the running. Let
me go Alyssa, good morning, Hi, good morning girl. This
is I'm laughing in solidarity. What happened?
Speaker 18 (20:55):
Yeah, so I was.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
I mean, this was early two thousands.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
I was twelve years old. Family occasion.
Speaker 18 (21:00):
Bethany Beach woke up one morning and it was like the.
Speaker 10 (21:05):
Horse had seen out of the Godfather.
Speaker 22 (21:08):
I had gotten my period and I'm calling for help.
Speaker 23 (21:12):
I'm calling for help, and my mom was out for
a run. So my dad came in all panicked.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
And told me to just sit on the toilet.
Speaker 9 (21:22):
Until my mom had come back. And my mom didn't come.
Speaker 17 (21:26):
Back for two hours.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
I mean, she had.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Three kids she needed sometimes.
Speaker 9 (21:31):
But my dad.
Speaker 23 (21:33):
Wheeled up the TV screen to the toilet so I
could walk fun box.
Speaker 10 (21:40):
And then when my mom came right super nice.
Speaker 17 (21:44):
And then my mom came home and she was.
Speaker 10 (21:46):
Like, okay, I'll go to the store.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
She walked.
Speaker 17 (21:49):
She walked to the store as if I had into
city toilet.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Dad's like, listen, you just watched everything all right on
one second, you're in the running.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it in Baltimore.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Patty, good morning, Good morning. You were a great friend.
Speaker 11 (22:18):
How Patty, My friend had kidney stones all the time,
and they had to place a stint inside.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
Her yep, donairs and.
Speaker 11 (22:28):
It had to be pulled out, and they told me
to pull it out. We put her in a bath
tuble warm water, and I pulled it up.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Look at that. Do you ever bring it up to her?
Speaker 9 (22:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
We've been funds since elementary school, so yeah, we Patty.
Speaker 19 (22:44):
One second though, that's so painful. I bet. I mean,
I hear that it's painful.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Oh yeah, any stones.
Speaker 14 (22:50):
And the like, having to remove that for your friends,
Like that's a good friend.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Yeah, that's again in Burtonsville is good morning.
Speaker 14 (23:02):
Hi.
Speaker 22 (23:04):
My friend and I both So my friend and I
we both had medical pastic surgery at.
Speaker 18 (23:11):
One point, and when she actually had.
Speaker 8 (23:15):
Her surgery, she had trouble with souring, so she made
me clean between her shoes.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Now, did you ask her to return the favor when
you were getting surgery?
Speaker 16 (23:27):
So she had actually helped me out before, so this
was kind of me return in the favor.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Okay, any guys still friends of course? Okay, all right,
Liz one second, you're in the running in Germantown, Gwen,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (23:46):
I'm doing wellgo you are the great friend.
Speaker 12 (23:47):
How So, when I found out my friend's husband cheated
on her, I got the other woman's address because he
sent the other woman flowers using their email, and so
I went on like a god gift website where you
can send things anonymously, and so I sent her gummy
(24:09):
downstairs part with exploding conchetties.
Speaker 19 (24:12):
Nice.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
That's amazing. Now did she ever put two and two together.
Speaker 12 (24:21):
I mean, I never heard anything from it, but I
wrote like home wrecking bleep on the address.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
So she knew what it was about.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
I mean, when you were a supporting character in a
real life like war the roses. Yeah, like real life
sending the roses and people ask all the time how
it happens. It's like this, Absolutely it is happening.
Speaker 19 (24:38):
It happens.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
And you used your own emailed all right, Gwen, one
second you ran the running. People ask all the time,
how's happening? I go there. It is right there. That
idiot sent somebody else flowers with his own email. That's how.
Because men, it's happened. I'll say it, Upper Marlborough. Let
me go, Sindy, good morning, Good morning a girl. You
were a great friend.
Speaker 21 (24:58):
How my friend years ago when she was a roommate
with me and she got her tampon stuck and she
couldn't find it. She was digging and digging in and
she asked me to help her out, and I had
to help her out.
Speaker 19 (25:13):
To find your.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Friend, Sidney, I can relate because the other day I
couldn't find my keys in my backpack and I had
to reach down just kind of find a round like that.
How long did you think it took you to find.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It?
Speaker 21 (25:25):
Probably took us about two three minutes to find it,
but it was until I.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Don't Sidney one second in the running? Can I tell
you what I'm realizing right now? And can I do
to delays? Listen to the show. If you've seen your
friend's parts, can you use text?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Nine I three three eight, Yes.
Speaker 19 (25:46):
You've everybody seen everything.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Like intention I'm saying like, not like I'm saying like
like directly.
Speaker 19 (25:55):
Are why are you making those hand motions.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
I'm saying like, not like changing or acts like hey girl,
can you look down at this? I'm saying like intentionally
looked in the barrel. Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (26:10):
Like likes Bredd Eagle?
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Yeah like that still Yes, I mean.
Speaker 14 (26:13):
Yeah, it was a good ocean city.
Speaker 19 (26:16):
I had out. My friend had like lost her tail on.
Speaker 14 (26:21):
I helped her out bruh, Okay, well she thought she did,
and then I was like, I don't know if there's
anything in there, So she went to urgent care.
Speaker 19 (26:26):
She realized she like took it out when she was
just drunk.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
I would love to see the notes on that doctor
visit okay over text nine nine three three. If you
are a well and you've seen your friend's parts intentionally,
he is text.
Speaker 14 (26:42):
It's very common because like it's there's a lot more
going on and we have to do a lot more
with what we have. You guys don't get your monthly
visit or anything, Well, we do, Yeah, totally, we get periods.
We can tell yeah, the same all the time. Twenty
four seven.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
So if I'm gonna start texting my guy friends like
why haven't you ever showed each other?
Speaker 19 (27:03):
Or why haven't you ever helped me with my.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Yeah, tries to show me this fruit all trick, I'm.
Speaker 19 (27:08):
Like, no, not's all fruitbal trick?
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Are texting?
Speaker 19 (27:12):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 14 (27:14):
I told you everyone has to like women's wearing women.
Speaker 19 (27:17):
This is how we like get to be adults, you.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Know, I mean they like somebody said, yes, probably more
than my own. Okay, that's pretty well. I mean sure,
I'm taken back.
Speaker 14 (27:30):
Welcome to being a girl's girl. You say your girls girl.
This is what it's like.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, it's like a podcast for people that don't listen
to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Intern John in your morning show, Yeah, in case you
missed it.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Second date update on intern John in your morning show.
We are very pro love. That's why when you find
somebody you think is gonna be like that special somebody,
it's very exciting when they stop talking to you, stop
portraying texts and calls. We step been to see what's
going on. George, good morning, Good morning. I'm doing well, man.
(28:01):
So let's get into this. You and Hannah, So you
guys met where.
Speaker 9 (28:08):
Well, we met on bumble on the you know Daycab.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
I want to point this out that this is was
kind of big for you because you had recently got
a long term relationship.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
Yeah, yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 9 (28:20):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
How long we talking?
Speaker 10 (28:23):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (28:24):
Seven years?
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Okay, and just thro on the same page. You were married, correct?
Speaker 9 (28:30):
I was married yet?
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Okay, so divorce. How long had you been single so far?
Speaker 9 (28:37):
I think it's about a year.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Okay, So divorce took a year to kind of get
back on our feet and find ourselves. And this is
your first time dip your toes into online dating, right Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:49):
Yeah, I mean we've been separated for a little bit,
but you know, like a year where I'm in the
pool and you know, thinking about it and now starting
to do it.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
So let me let me ask you, brother, how much
dat naps suck now has to use them for the first.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
Time, I had no idea how like much of a
video game.
Speaker 9 (29:10):
It's like one that you lose. I mean, yeah, it's
not real.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
It's not great. So you you see Hannah on on Bumba.
What made Hannah stand out to you?
Speaker 7 (29:23):
Well, you know, I like natural, I mean natural anything
natural women, especially for me and Hannah. She just had
her photos, she just you know, every everything had like
this organic feeling, you know, her herself. Her photos didn't
look like touched up. It just felt very real and
(29:43):
grounded and.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
So gotcha and you guys, yeah, you guys went to
a Ravens game. You guys had a dinner day and
in your words, you guys have talk on the phone
like all the time, calling, texting, facetiming.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
Yeah, yeah, it felt really honestly felt like especially for
you know, being non single for so long and then
and then feeling like, hey, there's there's a little spark here.
You know, it's a very interesting feeling when it's that long.
And so yeah, it was excited because it's like, okay,
hold on, this is something's growing.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
So the last time we saw her you took her
to dinner, right, did you pick her up? Did you
meet her there? What happened?
Speaker 7 (30:25):
Yeah, well we met, we did, we did meet up,
but but you know, we went out. Uh we went
on one other time and I picked her up and
you know everything. I feel like she felt kind of
like I'm not going to use the word traditional, but
(30:45):
let's just say that I did all the things like
opening up the door a gentleman.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
And so you haven't heard for about a week and
a half though, right, yeah, okay, so let's do this.
Let's call and get her on, try to get her. So,
I guess I'm curious, especially with your first time getting
back in the by the way, she knew you were married.
Speaker 9 (31:07):
Right.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Absolutely, Front Front Transparent.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Hi is this Hannah?
Speaker 9 (31:17):
Yes, this is hey Hanna.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
My name is intern John. I got Sauce and Rose
here as well. Can we talk to you in the
show real quick about something? Nothing serious to need like
thirty seconds of your time.
Speaker 10 (31:26):
I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
Okay, I got something on the line here, George, I
want to say hello. Okay, I nailed it, and so Hannah.
George reached out to us. He had told this, you
guys matched on bumble had a couple of weeks of
going on to amazing dates and talking on the phone. Okay,
but he hasn't heard from about a week and a half.
So we're trying to see what's going on. Where your
(31:49):
head's at, what you're thinking.
Speaker 10 (31:54):
Yeah, okay, all right, I'll just be honest.
Speaker 22 (31:58):
Like he has kids, and like he's a very upfront
about that, and that's fine or whatever. I have no
problem with that. But like they look like rats, like honestly,
like just absolute little terrors. And I found, like, you know,
I did my due diligence and like looked them up
online and everything, and I found his wife's profile on Instagram,
(32:19):
and I was scrolling and saw all of these pictures
and they just look like little demons.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Wait wait, wait real quick, this what I understand. So
you you meg to George. You knew before the first
date he's he was previously married and had kids, and
you go on the dates, you have a good time,
and he decided to look up the kids. But you
say they look like brats.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
Yeah, they look awful.
Speaker 22 (32:44):
And you know the three kids out there, you know
what I mean, Like well behaved, well manners, these kids
just are like not right. They look like they are
demoned in the classroom dems of their kids.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
How they look about that?
Speaker 6 (32:59):
Okay, George, your thoughts not about it.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
I'm I'm sorry. I'm just like hidden the stomach and
kind of pushed back here for a second. I'm shocked
to hear any of that.
Speaker 19 (33:12):
Yeah, I can imagine you wouldn't tell you.
Speaker 22 (33:15):
It's like like it's just like not worth talking about,
Like it's just not fit, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
It's like my wife, you went on to my ex wife.
Speaker 9 (33:23):
Sorry my ex wife. I did my due diligence. I
looked up.
Speaker 22 (33:27):
Why do you care? Like it's over? Just like deal
with that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (33:31):
Hold on, let's do this. But you, as an old
are your teams George or team Hannah?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern Johnny your morning shows.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
In case you missed.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
It, couple file for divorce after being unable to agree
a name of their child. That is a lot to process.
Speaker 19 (33:51):
Probably had some other issues.
Speaker 20 (33:52):
Well.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Why in Shanghai, China, a child cannot be issued a
berthestificate or be scheduled for vaccines one year after his
birth because parents couldn't settle on a name. At that point,
make a new kid, a second one.
Speaker 19 (34:09):
Two years have you guys been like.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Yeah, the child? It is so the The court heard
a divorce case involving a couple register their marriage in
twenty twenty three, had a healthy baby boy. The following year.
Everything started going down heal from there because they couldn't
settle on name of the child. Each party insists in
naming the kid according to their own wishes. Demand did
(34:31):
the other one provide the original documents in the power
of attorney, but neither it gave. In child evidence presented
the court showed they went to the hospital separately to
try to have their preferred names registered for the child,
but both attempts were rejected due to non compliance with regulations.
They both try to go behind the other one's back.
(34:51):
I'm gonna name of the kid, Billy. The child is
over a year old. He does that birthontificate, can't register
his household registration and even getting vaccines has been difficult,
the judge said in the.
Speaker 19 (35:03):
Case, that's really sad.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
I mean you probably talk eventually even before the kids born.
If it's a boy, would know after my grandfather, it's
a girl, nam after my grandma, like you have some idea, assume,
but at that point yet later yet have you have
a kid? You know what I'm saying, what you called
baby like child mm hmm, so that it's still going
on right now, so we'll see.
Speaker 9 (35:24):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (35:25):
Yeah, that's wild though, because you would think that even
before you have a kid, if you're married, that you
maybe you're like, oh, you want to have kids. Oh
have you ever thought about what do you need them? Like,
I know, like you want to name your kid? Yes,
don I'm like pointing at you as if people can see,
like John, I know what you want to name your
your kid?
Speaker 6 (35:40):
Well, point of reference, didn't your father change your brother's
middle name?
Speaker 14 (35:44):
Change his name? In general? My brother's name is supposed
to be Slade. So my mom had some some difficulties
and that ended up in a coma and woke up
in his baby Slade And then it's like coolbeh.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
Slade sauce sounds like he's in a romance novel.
Speaker 14 (35:59):
Yeah, it's a name, and there is like like the
plated prisoner series, do you name Slade?
Speaker 6 (36:06):
But like, yes, Slade.
Speaker 22 (36:12):
That would have been weird though if.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
It was.
Speaker 14 (36:15):
Love you you are You're a cold, that s s
slade the same that got really weird.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
I will say naming a kid is.
Speaker 24 (36:31):
Very difficult two people coming together. Like I had a
list of names that I was like, Oh, I love
all these names.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
I brought them to Clinton.
Speaker 24 (36:39):
He's like, no, I don't like those and he would
give me like we literally sat in the car when
I was pregnant with Charlie. We sat in the car
and we went through both boy and girl names before
we knew and I was like, every name he threw me,
I was like, no, no, I just didn't like any
of them. And he wasn't like, like there was no
emotional tie to those names. So it wasn't a big deal,
but it can be like.
Speaker 14 (36:58):
It's really but I do imagine the coin kids, you know,
I know a year is far too much.
Speaker 19 (37:05):
That is too hard.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
This is intern John and your morning shows, case you
missed it.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
Fake named Lisa, good morning, good morning, your confession girlfriend,
what you got for us?
Speaker 25 (37:19):
So we have two owners for our practice and one
owner is condling with the other owner's wife.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Okay, and so how do you know this?
Speaker 25 (37:30):
So I ended up being a good employee that I
am staying late one night and they were in the
parking lot and I saw some things and I was
like oh, And I was like, that's okay because my
bonus in two months, will no, I tell her not
because last year is said owner screwed me on my bonus.
Speaker 20 (37:48):
So this year I'm getting my book.
Speaker 6 (37:50):
Ye okay, and without giving me too much like a bonus.
We're talking like five figures twenty grand Okay, So yeah,
all right, good for you. Absolutely let me. Okay, there's
a lot here, okay, fake dam Gloria, good morning, Good.
Speaker 15 (38:14):
Morning, Hi girl.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
I need you to be as easy as possible. Explain
to us what happened.
Speaker 15 (38:21):
Uh, my grandfather that has passed may or may not
be my.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
Father, okay, and so poor k how does that work, Gloria?
Speaker 15 (38:35):
Okay? My mother, my mother sat me down in years
after my grandfather had passed and told me the story
about the time that my mother and father were going
through a rough patch and my father had been stepping
out on her. He discovered that in order to get back,
and like thought that it would be fair that she
(38:55):
kind of would still out with this other you know,
she just kind of started going out.
Speaker 17 (38:59):
With somebody else that was a nice guy that they
missed in the.
Speaker 9 (39:02):
Bar, YadA YadA. Well, then my.
Speaker 15 (39:06):
Parents reconciled and I was born nine months later. And
a few years later, my father's widowed mother brought home
her new fiance, which happened to be the guy that
my mother had been stepping out with.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
Yeah. Yeah, and she was never sure.
Speaker 17 (39:32):
Who who the father was right, because it was kind
of all coincided together.
Speaker 15 (39:40):
But they never told anybody that that was the deal,
that she had been going out with him.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
Sure, and so Gloria this fat And Gloria, do you
do you care to know the truth or you'd rather
just like know the truth as you've lived it your
whole life.
Speaker 15 (39:53):
Well, at this point, both my father and my grandfather
and my mother are passed away.
Speaker 17 (39:58):
And so I don't think can make any different.
Speaker 15 (40:01):
I always wondered by my I always.
Speaker 17 (40:03):
Wondered why my grandfather treated.
Speaker 9 (40:05):
Me extra special.
Speaker 17 (40:06):
I could give me one hundred dollars. Yeah, I probably
thought I was as well.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
Yeah, okay, all right, thank Gloria Hall. One second, you're
in the in the running. Uh let me okay, fake
name Ben, I need you to tiptoel around this my friend. Okay,
change Yeah, your voice. I got you.
Speaker 20 (40:26):
Okay, I guess I had a stomach virus. Later in
the day, I was driving home and I had to
poop really badly. I was I got to my you know,
I live on the fifth level, went all the way
up to the fifth level, got out of my car,
tried to you know, or I guess the elevator, got
out the elevator, but I couldn't make it. I had
(40:48):
to run right back inside to the elevator and squat
it down in the elevator after the door closed, and
just completely emptied five pounds of liquid fires.
Speaker 19 (40:57):
O my god.
Speaker 20 (40:59):
Why And then luckily I had a court like a
cord towel with me. So that's how I waited.
Speaker 19 (41:06):
Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 17 (41:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (41:09):
And then I ran home and like clean my slope up.
And then maybe twenty minutes later, I come back and
I see a lady sweating like one of the janitors
cleaned it up, and I was like, wow. I didn't
say anything, but I felt it so bad.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
Yeah, okay, all right, thank Dan. Oh your voice change.
And I'm kidding it's a joke. One second. There we go. Uh,
somebody texted and had relations my physical therapist. Then turned
her into the discipline war, and it turns out I'm better,
(41:43):
but also you're still a moral.
Speaker 19 (41:44):
Wait that's the same guy that was just on the side.
Speaker 6 (41:46):
Wait wait wait wait wait, wait me too. Wait, So
explain the physical therapist thing. What happened?
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Dog? Oh man?
Speaker 15 (41:58):
Okay.
Speaker 20 (41:59):
She was very attractive, you know, a little about ten
years older than me.
Speaker 19 (42:04):
Nice.
Speaker 20 (42:05):
You know, so we had she invited me to her house.
You know, we kind of ended up having sex. Nice
okay back at her office. We've done that too, And
then you know, she lying about some stuff and you know,
kind of just kept dragging me down.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Paume on fake Damn Ben, What did your physical therapist
who you were hooking up with, lie to you about
your recovery?
Speaker 9 (42:29):
No?
Speaker 20 (42:30):
No, she was bling to me about you know, like
she was just talking to me, and I was like, okay, cool,
you know, and then she she knew my daughter. She
got you know, that's the reason I got upset. She
was lying to me, you know when I was the
same time with her when I had my daughter, and
you know, she got to know my daughter, and she
was always telling me, you're the only person I'm talking.
Speaker 6 (42:48):
To, you know, dating or just hooking up fake Dan Ben.
Speaker 20 (42:53):
No, I mean I was. I was with other girls,
but I was honest about it.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
Yeah. Okay, so you're part to the bar. But hell
she name move on. Mean what do you do in
my dire state?
Speaker 20 (43:05):
Yeah, I mean pretty much that you know, she you know,
build me fraudentally for services or the insurance for services
that were done. She did other services in the in
the office, but it wasn't the ones that she was
going for.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, just the good stuff intern John and your morning
show in case.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
You missed it, and that does it for another I
see why am I?
Speaker 4 (43:29):
In case you missed it, my name is Hoodie.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
You can follow me on all the social media's at
Andrew Hoodie with the why and that's my alarm saying
the podcast.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Well that's over right now.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
But you can also follow the show at YMS Radio
on all those social media see sort of our behind
the scenes moments before the roses. See what shenanigans me
up to when you know it's someone's birthday or there's
lightsabers involved. Yeah, it's all on there at WYOM It's Radio.
But I hope you have a great week. Just know, hey,
September is practically over. By now in October is officially here,
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and your vitamins take those as well. But let's kick
off this week's in Case you missed It? With What's
the unromantic way you met your partner?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Sure, we love a.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Love store, we love a Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey
story like.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
That, But what's the weird way you met your partner?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Maybe just at a bar, they bought you a drink,
maybe they accidentally got sick on you.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Well, it might not top these ones, then.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Rachel, good morning, This is now Husband the honormatic way
you met. What happened?
Speaker 7 (01:10):
Oh, in college?
Speaker 8 (01:11):
We were set up for his fraternity formal through a
mutual friend, and he refused to.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
Speak to me.
Speaker 9 (01:18):
He wouldn't even look at me.
Speaker 10 (01:19):
It was like, yeah, he wouldn't talk to me.
Speaker 11 (01:22):
You.
Speaker 12 (01:22):
I tried to introduce myself many times nothing.
Speaker 13 (01:26):
And then at the actual formal.
Speaker 14 (01:28):
Yeah, you could just say no, I don't want to
go with the stranger and said it act like a child, yes.
Speaker 9 (01:34):
Exactly exactly.
Speaker 8 (01:35):
So then at the actual formal I could sit down dinner.
There were three different options for dinner.
Speaker 10 (01:40):
He got shrimp, I got chicken.
Speaker 8 (01:42):
And at the end of the meal I looked over
at him because he didn't say a word the whole meal,
and he just points to his plate and he goes,
I saved your shrimp.
Speaker 15 (01:49):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
He said yes the whole night.
Speaker 9 (01:56):
That's it. I didn't see him again for the rest
of the night.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
And then so how did he I mean, now we're together,
how do he since the screen you gys have two kids,
so clearly my man's got games somehow how did he
get in there? Pause your heart? So we didn't speak
for a whole year.
Speaker 10 (02:14):
We hated each other.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
He thought I was rude, and I thought he was ridiculous.
Speaker 16 (02:18):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
We ended up being in the same circle friends and
being neighbors and started inviting each other over to parties,
and we became really good friends, and then it all
kind of awesome from there.
Speaker 17 (02:29):
After I talked him out of going after.
Speaker 18 (02:32):
Someone who wasn't actually interested in him.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Sure, do you ever bring up the shrimp thing?
Speaker 9 (02:36):
Now?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Like that restaurant in there? Shrimp? Do you go, Hey,
I save your shrimp?
Speaker 8 (02:40):
Every single time we have shrimp or there's shrimp around.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
We both bring it up, as he should, all right,
Rachel second running, I mean typical, dude. It's like this,
like the guy be like the buddies, how to go?
Did he toilet wants me? Dude? I fight it so cool?
Speaker 19 (02:55):
She just like thrown herself at me.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Yeah, dude, I say her a shrimps. I'll get her
pace in a couple of years ago. Oh my god, fantastic.
I'll me go in tawis in Megan, good morning, Good morning,
I said, this is now husband. You guys have been
together for how long?
Speaker 18 (03:11):
Ten years?
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Ten years? Okay, the honeramatic way you met? What happened?
Speaker 16 (03:15):
So I was working at Build a Bear at the time,
which I was convinced I was never going to meet
a man because everybody comes in to build a bear
for either their girlfriend's wife, or child and in walks
this man.
Speaker 10 (03:27):
I talked to him.
Speaker 16 (03:28):
He's like, oh, yeah, I'm going through a divorce, so
I'm trying to spread the joy to other people. And
I'm like, why in the world are you bringing up
a divorce to like a total stranger.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (03:37):
So later I say to him, I was like, oh, so,
like you're going through a divorce and he's like yeah,
I'm like okay, well are you dating? And he was like,
I've been on a few dates. And I was like,
I'm I'm asking for me, I'm I'm interested.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Hell yeah, you go.
Speaker 10 (03:51):
I shot my shot, but it went.
Speaker 16 (03:53):
Like completely over his head. I did end up giving
him any number. And then, of course, now we are married, said.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
The Build a Bear girls said, I can call her
if any issues.
Speaker 10 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Yeah, so Megan, who is he making the bear for?
Speaker 16 (04:07):
It was his wife at the time, friend's.
Speaker 9 (04:11):
Daughter, gotcha.
Speaker 16 (04:13):
Okay, so kind of an awkward situation.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah, but his heart was in the right place though.
Speaker 18 (04:18):
Absolutely, as heart was inside the bear.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
He made Oh like that, spoke like a true build
a bear seamstress. Absolutely, Meghan Hall one second're in the running.
I would guarantee that guy again. It was like, why
would I the bear's built. Yeah, yeah, it's only twenty
bucks you number, I will google it, I guess, yeah,
I can google it. Both fear favored over text. It's
gonna be hard to choose. Aware these are crazy and
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falls Church Marissa, good morning.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
This is your husband the unramatic way you guys met.
What happened?
Speaker 13 (04:51):
We met in college back in twenty sixteen, at the
beginning of our sophomore year. I had dabbled in the
devil Led Us a little too much and he walked
into my friend's dorm room where I had my hand
in kinetic sand for the past twenty minutes, and he
looked at me and said, who's the dead girl?
Speaker 15 (05:13):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (05:14):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Romantic? Yeah that moment, so you knew I want to
be with that.
Speaker 13 (05:21):
Yeah, And you know we were friends for several years.
We meet and other people, and then once near bull single,
I set him up with a friend.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Look at that thing.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
So who made the first movie? Other then.
Speaker 13 (05:36):
We had we didn't have each other's phone numbers for
a few years, and we started texting more and more,
and then one night we were out and he tried
to kiss me at a bar, but my friend that
I had set him up with was there, and so
I curved him and didn't let him kiss me.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yeah, and he loves to.
Speaker 13 (05:57):
Bring that up, but then I went off with a
later look.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
At that one second. You're in the running. That's amazing,
that's funny, but just hide the stand. Yeah, the poor
partty person. Sadly as that works, they can't call them,
but they texted. I was in a poor potty. I
didn't want to sit down to this guy offered to
hold me up. I held onto his arms. We ended
up dating for a couple of years.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Is that.
Speaker 17 (06:21):
That is?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Uh, that's one of those ones, the one that got
away right there? Because I love to know how how long?
And like, if that's how you start, what's the reason
you break up?
Speaker 20 (06:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
I mean because that's a true love thing right there
where It's like we've been together for a while. I
understand you want to send the dirty ass poor potty
there we go.
Speaker 19 (06:40):
Also, like how did you fit?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
It's also a good point.
Speaker 19 (06:43):
Because I don't know, I mean unless he went in
the handicap ones.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I was somewhere with Eric and don't say the event,
but we watched like there's like the giant handicap that
that wasn't a handicap. But the giant port parties has
like the urinal and the bigger ones where you would
see like four people come out of once because and
like mix and just like oh me and the girlsen
there's like somebody be using the urinal and somebody be
sitting down and if there was going in between or what,
But like that is.
Speaker 14 (07:06):
I'm okay too much for me. I don't I don't
think that's not the journey for us.
Speaker 19 (07:11):
Now, now, Cheeters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 19 (07:21):
I'm calling for Darren. Hi, my name is Ginger.
Speaker 14 (07:26):
I'm calling you from a new local flower shop were
called Wymass Flowers or trying out some new marketing before
the holidays, offering a local week a free bouquet of
a dozen red roses.
Speaker 9 (07:34):
Not interested, and yeah, yeah, I don't need any sort
of spam or whatever.
Speaker 14 (07:40):
Oh no, it's not spam. We're just trying to get like,
you know, before the holidays, like people coming to the shop,
so you don't use a chain, and we're just offering
a free bouquet of red roses to whoever you want
to send them to. It kind of makes you look great.
It looks me look great. My mom loves me a
little more. We just opened the shop a few months
ago and we're just trying to get more foot traffic.
So instead of just seeing an Instagram ad, you're gonna,
you know, just say you were My name's Ginger. Whyless
(08:02):
Flowers was opened down town. We don't eat a credit
card info, nothing like that because we're brand new.
Speaker 19 (08:10):
You go downtown a lot or across from the McDonald's.
Speaker 17 (08:17):
I don't think i've seen.
Speaker 14 (08:20):
You around, but I mean, I don't know why you
would know what I look like. Yeah, I mean I
just told you where we are. But we're new flower shop.
If you don't want the flowers, totally great. I'll move
on to my next person, my list. We're just trying
out new advertising where we want people to actually see
the flowers in person, experience it. My mom makes beautiful
bouquets and then uh, it's just like an Instagram at
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that you're just going to.
Speaker 19 (08:41):
Go through you know.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
I mean I can't remember the last time buying flowers
or anything.
Speaker 14 (08:47):
But yeah, you won't even be buying them because like
we don't eat a credit card info it's free. We're
just trying to get the community to like get more
foot traffic in our door. And then I just waanw
like my mom's dream come true, you know. And then
you're also gonna maybe if you end up liking them,
support your local economy.
Speaker 19 (09:03):
Be it like a girl's girl, if you will.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Just help help the small business.
Speaker 14 (09:07):
Well yeah, that's yes, that's exactly what we are. So
if you don't want to do it's soly cool.
Speaker 19 (09:11):
I know it's weird.
Speaker 14 (09:12):
I need I hate calling, so.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Yeah, I mean that's great. Non and but I know lawyer,
So if you send my credit card stuff, I'll come
after you.
Speaker 19 (09:22):
Guys, So you do want to you do want to
send the flowers?
Speaker 9 (09:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's fine, Okay.
Speaker 19 (09:27):
Awesome, thank you so much.
Speaker 14 (09:29):
Okay, So I just need the name of the person
you're gonna send them to, and then I'm going to
make you a little file kind of Uh So if
you do come in here, I'll be like, oh, Darren, hew,
so and.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
So, all right, send them to Isabelle.
Speaker 19 (09:41):
Isabelle is that spelled like is a bell?
Speaker 9 (09:46):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Cool?
Speaker 9 (09:46):
Cool?
Speaker 14 (09:46):
That's my mom's saying, beautiful, beautiful, She's gonna love this.
Uh and then what is she to you?
Speaker 21 (09:51):
So?
Speaker 19 (09:51):
Is she like your your girlfriend wife.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
Some some some more than that?
Speaker 19 (09:58):
You know a girlfriend? How's your girlfriend? As well?
Speaker 20 (10:01):
As?
Speaker 19 (10:01):
I don't know I'm singing to you. I'm so sorry
that was embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
All right.
Speaker 14 (10:04):
What do you look at the car to say? It's
like your little typical flower card?
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Yeah, to say, hey, I know summer's ending, but we
don't have to Darren, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
There, hold on, okay, well, Darren, my name is intern John.
I got sauce and rose here as well. That is
your girlfriend. Tessa brings up a good point. Who is Isabelle?
Why are you giving her cash? Or why are you
sending her roses?
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Yeah? Friend, that like pa for a bit.
Speaker 15 (10:35):
What do you mean sending your money like check up.
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Today?
Speaker 18 (10:40):
Isabelle that you are telling to treat herself with one
hundred dollars one dollars? What is it?
Speaker 19 (10:46):
Why are you sending your money?
Speaker 17 (10:48):
Like I said, it's just like some friend that, like, okay, known.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
For a while.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
So Darren, So, Darren, you want us to believe that
your girlfriend of three years has no idea of a
female friend name Isabelle. Do you give money to you
and some flowers show yes, and you've been seeing the summer.
Speaker 17 (11:02):
She's just time.
Speaker 19 (11:05):
So it's your job to send her money and take
care of her. Not your girlfriend.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
I mean, yeah, like she's just she's just troubling and stuff.
So like I'm just trying to be a nice guy.
I don't know.
Speaker 18 (11:16):
You don't even take me out to dinner anymore. We're
eating McDonald's on the couch and you're sending this gap.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Let me ask you some questions, Darren. How long youre
on isabel for.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Yes, I mean it's been in a minute.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
But like, Darren, just give me an answer.
Speaker 18 (11:35):
Before we talked about getting married.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Well there is that. Just give me answered. How how
long you owned for? Okay? Next question to talk to you,
next question, next question, the next question, Darren, Darren, have
you ever been hanging out with Isabelle alone without your
girlfriend knowing?
Speaker 19 (11:52):
Yes?
Speaker 17 (11:52):
Oh, I know, obviously, I mean she's any.
Speaker 14 (11:59):
Again, hiding her from your girlfriend, not at all.
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Oh my friends, I mean.
Speaker 18 (12:05):
Like, I don't know who are Send one hundred dollars
and treat yourself to my friends.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
First of all, she's not even that hot. What are
you worried about?
Speaker 10 (12:17):
Four of the roseses cretacked and possibly edited for broadcasts,
with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 22 (12:22):
Want more roses, go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
In China, you'll now need to watch ads to get
toilet paper at public toilets.
Speaker 19 (12:32):
Out of all of them, yes, at least yeah that
make cities.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
So these videos are circling last week that show smart
toilet dispensers paper spensers that acquire people to watch a
short ad in order to receive toilet paper strips in
public toilets.
Speaker 19 (12:49):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Let me just say this. If I'm using the public restroom,
it's already not a fun situation. If I have to
watch an ad before getting toilet paper. I can promise
you I will never give money to your company. Yeah,
I like, actually, ye hate that Billy's shoes pops up
my Billy's shoes. I promise you forever I will never
be like any money for billy shoes.
Speaker 19 (13:09):
It's also deciding how much toilet paper you get.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
Well, I'm glad you brought up sauce, because ever since
the tourism boomed in China, they've experimented with ways of
preventing toilet paper waste. Back in twenty seventeen, they made
news for the induction of facial scanners connect to the
toilet paper spensers that only offered sixty centimeter long strips
of toilet paper per scan for every nine minutes. So
(13:33):
you had to wait there and just be like all right,
I'm just gonna spread and this hope things happened and
then go awful. It's like a twenty inches like food poisoning.
You gotta wait. That's yeah, I also don't want I mean,
camera scanners in the bathroom also doesn't seem like, uh,
that's finely weird.
Speaker 19 (13:50):
No, No, it was.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
The system was em put in the tours and spots
whe people took as much toilet paper as possible for
fear of not finding any when they came back later.
Speaker 19 (14:00):
Okay, I mean, I mean that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Though then they had technology and use in twenty nineteen,
when paper spencers began to spending strips of paper once
every ten minutes per individual user.
Speaker 19 (14:11):
That's wild. I don't like any of that. I don't
think I'll be no partaking.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Yeah time, but good news though. So last week this
insider posted the video on Facebook. So you scan the
toilet's on QR code with their phone, you watch an
ad on your device, or you can pay to skip
the ad.
Speaker 19 (14:31):
An absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Yeah, no, I'm good.
Speaker 19 (14:38):
Is it just only downtown or is it just like.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
They're doing the big tour as destinations.
Speaker 14 (14:41):
So I was gonna say, but also what downtown like Shanghai? Yeah,
like the beg where the big tour stuff is.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Yeah. That again, I just think that if your company's
going to advertise at that worst possible time, yeah, that's
not the good one from.
Speaker 14 (14:56):
Every little thing now, like like people will have to
go to the bathroom like you're wor human, Well.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
You're I think you're asking for like the problem with
like that kind of decision. The people have to deal
with it, Like the folks who clean restrooms, they're gonna
have to deal with it. Yeah, like people being pissed off.
And then I'm sure people.
Speaker 14 (15:10):
Are bringing their own toiled paper too, Like that's wild,
absolutely nothing to know here, No, yeah, no.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Okay, Well what they did in the building. Thing about that, I.
Speaker 19 (15:19):
Literally would like, aside of me that nobody.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Wants to see, I'd be ruining Christmas.
Speaker 19 (15:25):
I would be ruining Christmas if that happen.
Speaker 14 (15:27):
Like that's also I literally would be like, oh, oh,
I know, because we're whatever a union, I'd be like,
what kind of union based decision is that?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Yes, I don't disagree. I'd love to see the person
who made that decision had the idea for it, and like,
people won't get mad at this.
Speaker 19 (15:41):
It wasn't just probably one person.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
I do think. It's like when you make decisions as
a government, you got to think about how will this
look as a headline without context? Do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 19 (15:51):
It's so different.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Although we could be big in China with the free
high radio app anywhere, so we don't even know.
Speaker 19 (15:56):
You don't even know if this segment has.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Some weird at it.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
This is intern John in your morning show.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Is in case you listed Christina?
Speaker 17 (16:07):
Good morning, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
Hi girl. What happened on vacation?
Speaker 10 (16:12):
Okay, so it was a family vacation with all of
my family and my sister's best friend was getting proposed too,
and we got to the airport in the morning, and
I didn't know at the time that the person that
was dating had a drug problem. And we get to
the airport and out of everybody, I was only about twenty.
(16:34):
Then they pulled me aside and asked to do a
full search of my bag and of me. And I
looked at him and he was super red and I'm like,
why is he through red? I'm the one getting searched.
My parents are there and they're like, why is she
getting searched? Everything was fun and they sent me through
and then he explained to me that he had hid
(16:56):
drugs on my carry on in a total bottle.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Well, yeah, Christina, he's not going to carry it through himself.
That's that's still right.
Speaker 10 (17:06):
Give him to me with my family. So then we're
in can cairon all inclusive resorts, great time, and we
were at the pool and that we come back and
he was like, somebody broke into the safe and sold
all of our money, and I was like what. So
we go down and he wants to make a report
that he's demanding but the police to come and all
(17:26):
of this stuff, and I'm like, why would they do that.
We've been to this resort a few times. Nothing's ever
happened to anybody. Why us come to find out he
did it himself, but he thought if while we were
there he did that, he would get more money. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Absolutely. Now how long did you guys stay together after that? Christina?
Speaker 10 (17:51):
Well, when we got back to Maryland and to our house,
his truck was repossessed. So at that time I knew
I needed to I needed to get out of there
and that was over.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
It was over past born and raised.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Or was he like glen Bernie.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
Oh he's glen Burnie.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Yeah, now there is one second. You're in the running again.
Nobody loves glen Berney more than that. Yet, Oh, I
need you to make sure we know that glen Burnie.
Give us the best stories. I everything glen Burney happens.
I love it, honestly. So it's a fantastic place.
Speaker 14 (18:20):
I used to date some guys from Glenburney. Do me too,
Park Clumbernie, what park? Okayf Quarterfield Road?
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Sure? Is it a park?
Speaker 19 (18:30):
No, it's just a neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Absolutely, call it a beautiful dune dog Maddie, good morning,
good morning. This is in high school? What happened?
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 23 (18:41):
So in high school it was really cool. My high
school band got invited to perform at Pearl Harbor. It
was like I think the seventy fifth year or something
like that, and so they were inviting different high school
bands out to come and perform, and it was a
really cool experience. However, so I fly from chicaw Go
all the way straight to Hawai. So that's a fourteen
(19:02):
hour flight there alone, and most of us students have chevrons.
My mom decided she wanted a week away from me.
I can't necessarily blame her with that one. We get
there after traveling all day and my luggage is gone.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
I don't have my mom there.
Speaker 23 (19:21):
It's currently like four am per time, and we cannot
find it. So the band director starts sending out mass
texts to everyone, like be on the lookout for my luggage,
like my name, all my information, and we're sitting there,
(19:41):
we like, making this big stink at the airport.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
It's not there.
Speaker 23 (19:45):
So we go to the hotel. We tell the hotel
what's going on. That the airport said they would contact
either us or the hotel if it happened to show up.
And so they're continuing to send out probably thirty texts
a day to about a thousand to fifteen hundred people
about my luggage. And so for two days, I'm stuck
(20:06):
in Hawaii with no.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Clothes, that's no money.
Speaker 23 (20:10):
No parental figure to like kind of help figure out
the situation. All to find out that one of the
senior boys had quote unquote accidentally grabbed my luggage and
thought it was his mind. You his suitcase was a
black suitcase and mine was the most neon suitcase known
to man.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
They didn't realize that those girls clothes in there and
not yours.
Speaker 10 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 23 (20:34):
I guess they didn't shower or change or anything.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Okay, boys, that makes sense. Yeah, that's fair. Okay, all right,
Maddie one second, you're in the in the running. Let
me go Alyssa, good morning, Hi, good morning girl. This
is I'm laughing in solidarity. What happened?
Speaker 18 (20:55):
Yeah, so I was.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
I mean, this was early two thousands.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
I was twelve years old. Family occasion.
Speaker 18 (21:00):
Bethany Beach woke up one morning and it was like the.
Speaker 10 (21:05):
Horse had seen out of the Godfather.
Speaker 22 (21:08):
I had gotten my period and I'm calling for help.
Speaker 23 (21:12):
I'm calling for help, and my mom was out for
a run. So my dad came in all panicked.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
And told me to just sit on the toilet.
Speaker 9 (21:22):
Until my mom had come back. And my mom didn't come.
Speaker 17 (21:26):
Back for two hours.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
I mean, she had.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Three kids she needed sometimes.
Speaker 9 (21:31):
But my dad.
Speaker 23 (21:33):
Wheeled up the TV screen to the toilet so I
could walk fun box.
Speaker 10 (21:40):
And then when my mom came right super nice.
Speaker 17 (21:44):
And then my mom came home and she was.
Speaker 10 (21:46):
Like, okay, I'll go to the store.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
She walked.
Speaker 17 (21:49):
She walked to the store as if I had into
city toilet.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Dad's like, listen, you just watched everything all right on
one second, you're in the running.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it in Baltimore.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Patty, good morning, Good morning. You were a great friend.
Speaker 11 (22:18):
How Patty, My friend had kidney stones all the time,
and they had to place a stint inside.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
Her yep, donairs and.
Speaker 11 (22:28):
It had to be pulled out, and they told me
to pull it out. We put her in a bath
tuble warm water, and I pulled it up.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Look at that. Do you ever bring it up to her?
Speaker 9 (22:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
We've been funds since elementary school, so yeah, we Patty.
Speaker 19 (22:44):
One second though, that's so painful. I bet. I mean,
I hear that it's painful.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Oh yeah, any stones.
Speaker 14 (22:50):
And the like, having to remove that for your friends,
Like that's a good friend.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Yeah, that's again in Burtonsville is good morning.
Speaker 14 (23:02):
Hi.
Speaker 22 (23:04):
My friend and I both So my friend and I
we both had medical pastic surgery at.
Speaker 18 (23:11):
One point, and when she actually had.
Speaker 8 (23:15):
Her surgery, she had trouble with souring, so she made
me clean between her shoes.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Now, did you ask her to return the favor when
you were getting surgery?
Speaker 16 (23:27):
So she had actually helped me out before, so this
was kind of me return in the favor.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Okay, any guys still friends of course? Okay, all right,
Liz one second, you're in the running in Germantown, Gwen,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (23:46):
I'm doing wellgo you are the great friend.
Speaker 12 (23:47):
How So, when I found out my friend's husband cheated
on her, I got the other woman's address because he
sent the other woman flowers using their email, and so
I went on like a god gift website where you
can send things anonymously, and so I sent her gummy
(24:09):
downstairs part with exploding conchetties.
Speaker 19 (24:12):
Nice.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
That's amazing. Now did she ever put two and two together.
Speaker 12 (24:21):
I mean, I never heard anything from it, but I
wrote like home wrecking bleep on the address.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
So she knew what it was about.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
I mean, when you were a supporting character in a
real life like war the roses. Yeah, like real life
sending the roses and people ask all the time how
it happens. It's like this, Absolutely it is happening.
Speaker 19 (24:38):
It happens.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
And you used your own emailed all right, Gwen, one
second you ran the running. People ask all the time,
how's happening? I go there. It is right there. That
idiot sent somebody else flowers with his own email. That's how.
Because men, it's happened. I'll say it, Upper Marlborough. Let
me go, Sindy, good morning, Good morning a girl. You
were a great friend.
Speaker 21 (24:58):
How my friend years ago when she was a roommate
with me and she got her tampon stuck and she
couldn't find it. She was digging and digging in and
she asked me to help her out, and I had
to help her out.
Speaker 19 (25:13):
To find your.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Friend, Sidney, I can relate because the other day I
couldn't find my keys in my backpack and I had
to reach down just kind of find a round like that.
How long did you think it took you to find.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
It?
Speaker 21 (25:25):
Probably took us about two three minutes to find it,
but it was until I.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Don't Sidney one second in the running? Can I tell
you what I'm realizing right now? And can I do
to delays? Listen to the show. If you've seen your
friend's parts, can you use text?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Nine I three three eight, Yes.
Speaker 19 (25:46):
You've everybody seen everything.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Like intention I'm saying like, not like I'm saying like
like directly.
Speaker 19 (25:55):
Are why are you making those hand motions.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
I'm saying like, not like changing or acts like hey girl,
can you look down at this? I'm saying like intentionally
looked in the barrel. Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (26:10):
Like likes Bredd Eagle?
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Yeah like that still Yes, I mean.
Speaker 14 (26:13):
Yeah, it was a good ocean city.
Speaker 19 (26:16):
I had out. My friend had like lost her tail on.
Speaker 14 (26:21):
I helped her out bruh, Okay, well she thought she did,
and then I was like, I don't know if there's
anything in there, So she went to urgent care.
Speaker 19 (26:26):
She realized she like took it out when she was
just drunk.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
I would love to see the notes on that doctor
visit okay over text nine nine three three. If you
are a well and you've seen your friend's parts intentionally,
he is text.
Speaker 14 (26:42):
It's very common because like it's there's a lot more
going on and we have to do a lot more
with what we have. You guys don't get your monthly
visit or anything, Well, we do, Yeah, totally, we get periods.
We can tell yeah, the same all the time. Twenty
four seven.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
So if I'm gonna start texting my guy friends like
why haven't you ever showed each other?
Speaker 19 (27:03):
Or why haven't you ever helped me with my.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Yeah, tries to show me this fruit all trick, I'm.
Speaker 19 (27:08):
Like, no, not's all fruitbal trick?
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Are texting?
Speaker 19 (27:12):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 14 (27:14):
I told you everyone has to like women's wearing women.
Speaker 19 (27:17):
This is how we like get to be adults, you.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Know, I mean they like somebody said, yes, probably more
than my own. Okay, that's pretty well. I mean sure,
I'm taken back.
Speaker 14 (27:30):
Welcome to being a girl's girl. You say your girls girl.
This is what it's like.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, it's like a podcast for people that don't listen
to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Intern John in your morning show, Yeah, in case you
missed it.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Second date update on intern John in your morning show.
We are very pro love. That's why when you find
somebody you think is gonna be like that special somebody,
it's very exciting when they stop talking to you, stop
portraying texts and calls. We step been to see what's
going on. George, good morning, Good morning. I'm doing well, man.
(28:01):
So let's get into this. You and Hannah, So you
guys met where.
Speaker 9 (28:08):
Well, we met on bumble on the you know Daycab.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
I want to point this out that this is was
kind of big for you because you had recently got
a long term relationship.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
Yeah, yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 9 (28:20):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
How long we talking?
Speaker 10 (28:23):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (28:24):
Seven years?
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Okay, and just thro on the same page. You were married, correct?
Speaker 9 (28:30):
I was married yet?
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Okay, so divorce. How long had you been single so far?
Speaker 9 (28:37):
I think it's about a year.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Okay, So divorce took a year to kind of get
back on our feet and find ourselves. And this is
your first time dip your toes into online dating, right Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:49):
Yeah, I mean we've been separated for a little bit,
but you know, like a year where I'm in the
pool and you know, thinking about it and now starting
to do it.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
So let me let me ask you, brother, how much
dat naps suck now has to use them for the first.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
Time, I had no idea how like much of a
video game.
Speaker 9 (29:10):
It's like one that you lose. I mean, yeah, it's
not real.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
It's not great. So you you see Hannah on on Bumba.
What made Hannah stand out to you?
Speaker 7 (29:23):
Well, you know, I like natural, I mean natural anything
natural women, especially for me and Hannah. She just had
her photos, she just you know, every everything had like
this organic feeling, you know, her herself. Her photos didn't
look like touched up. It just felt very real and
(29:43):
grounded and.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
So gotcha and you guys, yeah, you guys went to
a Ravens game. You guys had a dinner day and
in your words, you guys have talk on the phone
like all the time, calling, texting, facetiming.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
Yeah, yeah, it felt really honestly felt like especially for
you know, being non single for so long and then
and then feeling like, hey, there's there's a little spark here.
You know, it's a very interesting feeling when it's that long.
And so yeah, it was excited because it's like, okay,
hold on, this is something's growing.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
So the last time we saw her you took her
to dinner, right, did you pick her up? Did you
meet her there? What happened?
Speaker 7 (30:25):
Yeah, well we met, we did, we did meet up,
but but you know, we went out. Uh we went
on one other time and I picked her up and
you know everything. I feel like she felt kind of
like I'm not going to use the word traditional, but
(30:45):
let's just say that I did all the things like
opening up the door a gentleman.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
And so you haven't heard for about a week and
a half though, right, yeah, okay, so let's do this.
Let's call and get her on, try to get her. So,
I guess I'm curious, especially with your first time getting
back in the by the way, she knew you were married.
Speaker 9 (31:07):
Right.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Absolutely, Front Front Transparent.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Hi is this Hannah?
Speaker 9 (31:17):
Yes, this is hey Hanna.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
My name is intern John. I got Sauce and Rose
here as well. Can we talk to you in the
show real quick about something? Nothing serious to need like
thirty seconds of your time.
Speaker 10 (31:26):
I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
Okay, I got something on the line here, George, I
want to say hello. Okay, I nailed it, and so Hannah.
George reached out to us. He had told this, you
guys matched on bumble had a couple of weeks of
going on to amazing dates and talking on the phone. Okay,
but he hasn't heard from about a week and a half.
So we're trying to see what's going on. Where your
(31:49):
head's at, what you're thinking.
Speaker 10 (31:54):
Yeah, okay, all right, I'll just be honest.
Speaker 22 (31:58):
Like he has kids, and like he's a very upfront
about that, and that's fine or whatever. I have no
problem with that. But like they look like rats, like honestly,
like just absolute little terrors. And I found, like, you know,
I did my due diligence and like looked them up
online and everything, and I found his wife's profile on Instagram,
(32:19):
and I was scrolling and saw all of these pictures
and they just look like little demons.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Wait wait, wait real quick, this what I understand. So
you you meg to George. You knew before the first
date he's he was previously married and had kids, and
you go on the dates, you have a good time,
and he decided to look up the kids. But you
say they look like brats.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
Yeah, they look awful.
Speaker 22 (32:44):
And you know the three kids out there, you know
what I mean, Like well behaved, well manners, these kids
just are like not right. They look like they are
demoned in the classroom dems of their kids.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
How they look about that?
Speaker 6 (32:59):
Okay, George, your thoughts not about it.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
I'm I'm sorry. I'm just like hidden the stomach and
kind of pushed back here for a second. I'm shocked
to hear any of that.
Speaker 19 (33:12):
Yeah, I can imagine you wouldn't tell you.
Speaker 22 (33:15):
It's like like it's just like not worth talking about,
Like it's just not fit, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
It's like my wife, you went on to my ex wife.
Speaker 9 (33:23):
Sorry my ex wife. I did my due diligence. I
looked up.
Speaker 22 (33:27):
Why do you care? Like it's over? Just like deal
with that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (33:31):
Hold on, let's do this. But you, as an old
are your teams George or team Hannah?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern Johnny your morning shows.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
In case you missed.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
It, couple file for divorce after being unable to agree
a name of their child. That is a lot to process.
Speaker 19 (33:51):
Probably had some other issues.
Speaker 20 (33:52):
Well.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Why in Shanghai, China, a child cannot be issued a
berthestificate or be scheduled for vaccines one year after his
birth because parents couldn't settle on a name. At that point,
make a new kid, a second one.
Speaker 19 (34:09):
Two years have you guys been like.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Yeah, the child? It is so the The court heard
a divorce case involving a couple register their marriage in
twenty twenty three, had a healthy baby boy. The following year.
Everything started going down heal from there because they couldn't
settle on name of the child. Each party insists in
naming the kid according to their own wishes. Demand did
(34:31):
the other one provide the original documents in the power
of attorney, but neither it gave. In child evidence presented
the court showed they went to the hospital separately to
try to have their preferred names registered for the child,
but both attempts were rejected due to non compliance with regulations.
They both try to go behind the other one's back.
(34:51):
I'm gonna name of the kid, Billy. The child is
over a year old. He does that birthontificate, can't register
his household registration and even getting vaccines has been difficult,
the judge said in the.
Speaker 19 (35:03):
Case, that's really sad.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
I mean you probably talk eventually even before the kids born.
If it's a boy, would know after my grandfather, it's
a girl, nam after my grandma, like you have some idea, assume,
but at that point yet later yet have you have
a kid? You know what I'm saying, what you called
baby like child mm hmm, so that it's still going
on right now, so we'll see.
Speaker 9 (35:24):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (35:25):
Yeah, that's wild though, because you would think that even
before you have a kid, if you're married, that you
maybe you're like, oh, you want to have kids. Oh
have you ever thought about what do you need them? Like,
I know, like you want to name your kid? Yes,
don I'm like pointing at you as if people can see,
like John, I know what you want to name your
your kid?
Speaker 6 (35:40):
Well, point of reference, didn't your father change your brother's
middle name?
Speaker 14 (35:44):
Change his name? In general? My brother's name is supposed
to be Slade. So my mom had some some difficulties
and that ended up in a coma and woke up
in his baby Slade And then it's like coolbeh.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
Slade sauce sounds like he's in a romance novel.
Speaker 14 (35:59):
Yeah, it's a name, and there is like like the
plated prisoner series, do you name Slade?
Speaker 6 (36:06):
But like, yes, Slade.
Speaker 22 (36:12):
That would have been weird though if.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
It was.
Speaker 14 (36:15):
Love you you are You're a cold, that s s
slade the same that got really weird.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
I will say naming a kid is.
Speaker 24 (36:31):
Very difficult two people coming together. Like I had a
list of names that I was like, Oh, I love
all these names.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
I brought them to Clinton.
Speaker 24 (36:39):
He's like, no, I don't like those and he would
give me like we literally sat in the car when
I was pregnant with Charlie. We sat in the car
and we went through both boy and girl names before
we knew and I was like, every name he threw me,
I was like, no, no, I just didn't like any
of them. And he wasn't like, like there was no
emotional tie to those names. So it wasn't a big deal,
but it can be like.
Speaker 14 (36:58):
It's really but I do imagine the coin kids, you know,
I know a year is far too much.
Speaker 19 (37:05):
That is too hard.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
This is intern John and your morning shows, case you
missed it.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
Fake named Lisa, good morning, good morning, your confession girlfriend,
what you got for us?
Speaker 25 (37:19):
So we have two owners for our practice and one
owner is condling with the other owner's wife.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Okay, and so how do you know this?
Speaker 25 (37:30):
So I ended up being a good employee that I
am staying late one night and they were in the
parking lot and I saw some things and I was
like oh, And I was like, that's okay because my
bonus in two months, will no, I tell her not
because last year is said owner screwed me on my bonus.
Speaker 20 (37:48):
So this year I'm getting my book.
Speaker 6 (37:50):
Ye okay, and without giving me too much like a bonus.
We're talking like five figures twenty grand Okay, So yeah,
all right, good for you. Absolutely let me. Okay, there's
a lot here, okay, fake dam Gloria, good morning, Good.
Speaker 15 (38:14):
Morning, Hi girl.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
I need you to be as easy as possible. Explain
to us what happened.
Speaker 15 (38:21):
Uh, my grandfather that has passed may or may not
be my.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
Father, okay, and so poor k how does that work, Gloria?
Speaker 15 (38:35):
Okay? My mother, my mother sat me down in years
after my grandfather had passed and told me the story
about the time that my mother and father were going
through a rough patch and my father had been stepping
out on her. He discovered that in order to get back,
and like thought that it would be fair that she
(38:55):
kind of would still out with this other you know,
she just kind of started going out.
Speaker 17 (38:59):
With somebody else that was a nice guy that they
missed in the.
Speaker 9 (39:02):
Bar, YadA YadA. Well, then my.
Speaker 15 (39:06):
Parents reconciled and I was born nine months later. And
a few years later, my father's widowed mother brought home
her new fiance, which happened to be the guy that
my mother had been stepping out with.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
Yeah. Yeah, and she was never sure.
Speaker 17 (39:32):
Who who the father was right, because it was kind
of all coincided together.
Speaker 15 (39:40):
But they never told anybody that that was the deal,
that she had been going out with him.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
Sure, and so Gloria this fat And Gloria, do you
do you care to know the truth or you'd rather
just like know the truth as you've lived it your
whole life.
Speaker 15 (39:53):
Well, at this point, both my father and my grandfather
and my mother are passed away.
Speaker 17 (39:58):
And so I don't think can make any different.
Speaker 15 (40:01):
I always wondered by my I always.
Speaker 17 (40:03):
Wondered why my grandfather treated.
Speaker 9 (40:05):
Me extra special.
Speaker 17 (40:06):
I could give me one hundred dollars. Yeah, I probably
thought I was as well.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
Yeah, okay, all right, thank Gloria Hall. One second, you're
in the in the running. Uh let me okay, fake
name Ben, I need you to tiptoel around this my friend. Okay,
change Yeah, your voice. I got you.
Speaker 20 (40:26):
Okay, I guess I had a stomach virus. Later in
the day, I was driving home and I had to
poop really badly. I was I got to my you know,
I live on the fifth level, went all the way
up to the fifth level, got out of my car,
tried to you know, or I guess the elevator, got
out the elevator, but I couldn't make it. I had
(40:48):
to run right back inside to the elevator and squat
it down in the elevator after the door closed, and
just completely emptied five pounds of liquid fires.
Speaker 19 (40:57):
O my god.
Speaker 20 (40:59):
Why And then luckily I had a court like a
cord towel with me. So that's how I waited.
Speaker 19 (41:06):
Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 17 (41:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (41:09):
And then I ran home and like clean my slope up.
And then maybe twenty minutes later, I come back and
I see a lady sweating like one of the janitors
cleaned it up, and I was like, wow. I didn't
say anything, but I felt it so bad.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
Yeah, okay, all right, thank Dan. Oh your voice change.
And I'm kidding it's a joke. One second. There we go. Uh,
somebody texted and had relations my physical therapist. Then turned
her into the discipline war, and it turns out I'm better,
(41:43):
but also you're still a moral.
Speaker 19 (41:44):
Wait that's the same guy that was just on the side.
Speaker 6 (41:46):
Wait wait wait wait wait, wait me too. Wait, So
explain the physical therapist thing. What happened?
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Dog? Oh man?
Speaker 15 (41:58):
Okay.
Speaker 20 (41:59):
She was very attractive, you know, a little about ten
years older than me.
Speaker 19 (42:04):
Nice.
Speaker 20 (42:05):
You know, so we had she invited me to her house.
You know, we kind of ended up having sex. Nice
okay back at her office. We've done that too, And
then you know, she lying about some stuff and you know,
kind of just kept dragging me down.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Paume on fake Damn Ben, What did your physical therapist
who you were hooking up with, lie to you about
your recovery?
Speaker 9 (42:29):
No?
Speaker 20 (42:30):
No, she was bling to me about you know, like
she was just talking to me, and I was like, okay, cool,
you know, and then she she knew my daughter. She
got you know, that's the reason I got upset. She
was lying to me, you know when I was the
same time with her when I had my daughter, and
you know, she got to know my daughter, and she
was always telling me, you're the only person I'm talking.
Speaker 6 (42:48):
To, you know, dating or just hooking up fake Dan Ben.
Speaker 20 (42:53):
No, I mean I was. I was with other girls,
but I was honest about it.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
Yeah. Okay, so you're part to the bar. But hell
she name move on. Mean what do you do in
my dire state?
Speaker 20 (43:05):
Yeah, I mean pretty much that you know, she you know,
build me fraudentally for services or the insurance for services
that were done. She did other services in the in
the office, but it wasn't the ones that she was
going for.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, just the good stuff intern John and your morning
show in case.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
You missed it, and that does it for another I
see why am I?
Speaker 4 (43:29):
In case you missed it, my name is Hoodie.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
You can follow me on all the social media's at
Andrew Hoodie with the why and that's my alarm saying
the podcast.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
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Speaker 5 (43:38):
But you can also follow the show at YMS Radio
on all those social media see sort of our behind
the scenes moments before the roses. See what shenanigans me
up to when you know it's someone's birthday or there's
lightsabers involved. Yeah, it's all on there at WYOM It's Radio.
But I hope you have a great week. Just know, hey,
September is practically over. By now in October is officially here,
so you can embrace all the spooky season. Go to
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
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