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October 4, 2025 • 48 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three two one, Start it up, Man waking up, This
is out DC and Moore weake.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Wring to start the show with injured Johnny.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're more shout.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Yo and Honi back again with another I see why
am I?

Speaker 5 (00:17):
In case you miss it?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Where recap the best bits, the best segments, the best
everything of this past week of intern john in your
morning show?

Speaker 5 (00:24):
What the podcasts you enjoy? That way come Monday morning.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
You know the inns, the outs, the allabouts of this
here show. And it's now offishally October. We can say
it is spooky season because you know September. You're like,
when do I start Spooky season? When do I get
a pumpkin? When do I get my Halloween costume? That
all starts now. But while you're getting ready for spooky
season in less than like twenty six days now, because
Halloween's on a Friday this year, let's talk about negative

(00:50):
shout outs. We gave you guys the opportunity to just
shout out someone that not really vibing with maybe they
did something dirty work. Well, here's where you had the
form to do. So do you Michelle, good morning, good morning.
I hear shout outs for coworker what you got for us?

Speaker 6 (01:07):
Uh something I used fake name and Susan. We're in
the medical field and she's been a nurse for twenty
years and she always forgets how to write an order
for a wheelchair.

Speaker 7 (01:17):
Oh and it's.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
So easy and it's so frustrating. She plays done and
it's I just don't answer. I act like I don't
listen to her.

Speaker 7 (01:26):
I don't hear her.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
So faked Michelle's you cowork of Fakediam Susan. She knows
how to do it properly, she just doesn't want to.

Speaker 8 (01:33):
She doesn't feel like it do it.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Yeah, she wants to play dom and have everyone show
her how to do it or do it for her.

Speaker 9 (01:40):
I'm not playing your game, you know me.

Speaker 10 (01:42):
No, ma'am, I don't think so let's wind up having
someone else do it at How does people keep explaining
to you like that takes way more time than you
probably just writing it?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's just that's being lazy. Well yes, yeah,
let me go. Kim good Marning, All right, your negive
shout outs for who girlfriend?

Speaker 11 (02:03):
It's for my old employer who fired me for some
really bogus reason. And then I just found out two
weeks ago, they're getting sued.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
By Do you know who they're being sued by? Do
you like the person doing it?

Speaker 11 (02:21):
So it's a metas we're in the medical field, they're
getting sued by a patient.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Oh damn, So you probably said and go that makes sense.
That checks out.

Speaker 12 (02:30):
Yeah, it really does.

Speaker 9 (02:31):
Thank you know, forget that.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Please no girl, Hey, karm is real? All right, Kim,
one second you're in the in the running. Uh, let
me go. There is something too. There was a letterman
talk about this one so a co host that he
didn't like that when like this game of broke, he goes,
there's the person I know where he sat back, knew
this person wasn't the best and just waited until they

(02:54):
show the true colors and he said that that's who
I know.

Speaker 8 (02:56):
So for Kim, it's like to see that and there
it is, there it is. That's usually how it goes.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
There is something kind of like we got that they
are that's the person I know in love?

Speaker 8 (03:06):
Right, did I know what happens? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Think celebrate. Thank you for being you in Centerville, Tricia,
good morning, good morning, your negish tricias.

Speaker 9 (03:17):
For who.

Speaker 13 (03:19):
For all the d n B drivers that do not
know how to use the blinkers.

Speaker 14 (03:25):
Yes, that is I only have to drive.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
I only have to drive like five minutes to work.

Speaker 13 (03:29):
It takes me half an hour.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
So I was, yeah, well Tricia USA, and thank you
for listening about one second and the running. I will
always add to the emergency lights on when it's raining.
That should be a hazards Yeah, we cut your license
in half like that is a no baker can tell
her going, I know it's raining, You're not warning me
of anything, just that you suck acid driving.

Speaker 8 (03:53):
If you're gonna just pull over. Also at that point,
we don't need your hazards on.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
No, like we'll we'll be okay, let me get wait
okay Chelsea on the free iHeartRadio app in Florida. You
won't give an egga a shower to who.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Guys on dating apps?

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Okay, why guys in dating apps? Chelsea?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
If you're not emotionally available and you don't want long term,
just be honest, like no judgment.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah, yeah, I was.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
I was talking to a gentleman the other day and
he's like three hours away, and I don't mind driving
for three drive.

Speaker 8 (04:33):
Everywhere, but you're not driving for a man we'll do that.

Speaker 7 (04:38):
He was like, I was like when you did come
visit me? And he was like I'm not.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
And I'm like, so why are we talking?

Speaker 5 (04:44):
And yeah, yeah, well especially because Chelsea, and let's be honest,
if you're looking for a hookup, there's people on the
apps who are They're all still looking for hookup. So
mins always be up front with him and then like
kind of stop wasting everybody's time and then give what
you want, right, Like I want to.

Speaker 13 (05:02):
Stay at home with my dog and my ice cream
in my nest.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Like unless you're looking for something like serious, like I agree.

Speaker 8 (05:12):
On thing short term or like there's a bunch of
other options that you can literally just say that you're
not looking for a relationship.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
I think that's it's a crazy idea, it really is,
but like LEGITM like I still think there's people, doesn't matter,
guy or girl looking for the hook ups and that's
what you want, go for it.

Speaker 8 (05:31):
Just say that it's not hard, don't waste people's time.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Let me go Mark, good morning, Hey your Negar's shadows
for who Mark.

Speaker 12 (05:42):
Stay as chef? For being a.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Chef?

Speaker 5 (05:49):
He is staying gass Mark, But how is he being
a snitch.

Speaker 12 (05:53):
One day, he just wrote down everything that everyone did
inside like of this just a total managers just for fun.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
That's okay, that's pretty stank ass. Now, were you guys
uh really out of line or just like a little stuff?

Speaker 12 (06:09):
No, we were one at all. We were complaining about
the dumb things the managers would do, like the manager.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
That's as stank ass move.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
Mark definitely needs to go get his toast dubs every day.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Absolutely, Mark one second running. We don't we don't listen.
This show is not pro uh stank, we don't like.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
We don't like that.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Were your ass be stank free? You know what I'm saying.
That's kind of vibe both your favorite over text uh
nine to nine three three eight. There's a bunch of
these come in that can't even say. Somebody said, if
you're enough of a hazard to need lights, you're enough
of a hazard off the road.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
I think that's probably yeah fair.

Speaker 15 (06:46):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Somebody said they get shout out to all the people
who ride bikes and travel lanes and rush hour using
sawalk or bike lanes. I do think that's interesting. I'll
get a shout to like pedestrians who don't cross when
it's supposed to cross like that is.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
I don't think I don't. I don't quite understand that either.

Speaker 8 (07:03):
And so I'm just like running across the street when
you see a car coming. Yeah, people do that in
Boston all the time. Like, excuse me, yeah, I would
do you have the trauma I would feel if I hit.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
You, like, I'm not doing this well that that is
like that that's something you don't I don't ever quite
get up.

Speaker 8 (07:18):
Yeah, I'm like, I don't want to. I'm sorry. I
do not want to hit somebody. I did not want
to hurt you.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
No, I think that's said.

Speaker 9 (07:23):
That's fair.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
Cheeters, We're coming for you.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's War of the Roses on intern Johnny your morning
shows in case you missed it.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
HI calling for Henry. Please, Hey, Henry Blessings. Is Tumblieve
in the morning Bowl?

Speaker 9 (07:38):
Right?

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Can I put you on the show real quick? The
guys want to talk to you in the air very
quick for a second. Sorry, they call me tumbleweed. Getting
off my knees. Give me something to please if you please?

Speaker 8 (07:56):
All right, right to my left, I'm getting you in
and where she'll be laying anywhere you want to go
to the.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Time on them hinges and watch the world spinges into
her right ears raise no kinds of hell and all
the fun Right now, I got a special friend, Henry.

Speaker 12 (08:16):
Is that you.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
What the yeast Person podcast? What's that? You can't cast
a party? Can catch a fishing line?

Speaker 15 (08:28):
Something like that?

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Now, Henry, real quick, Welcome to the Morning ball R.
I got some big news for you, brother. We have
something for you. You're ready for this. We have somebody
in our secrets lash chamber. Now, Henry. The reason they're
in our secret slave chamber is they told us you
are the last person to see them naked and vice verse. Now, brother,
here's the blessings for you. If you tell us something

(08:50):
of the person secrass last chamber. You two both went
all expanse paid cruise of Jamaica. Quiz beautiful thist Timmy
year any Timmy? You're not, Henry. Do you understand the
rules of the game as I've explained it.

Speaker 16 (09:05):
I mean, this just kind of sounds like a scam
to me.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
I don't know, No, No, Henry, listen, I'll break it
down for your brother. You've seen people naked before, you
know what I'm saying. Maybe they seen you naked.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
I need you to do.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Tell me the name of the last person saw you naked.
We have them right now in our chamber. They tell
us they've seen your goods and bits, and you're all
practicing crevices. You see their name? You two one of
free Cruise Jamaica, brother queen.

Speaker 9 (09:31):
No no like, no credit card and so none of that.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
No, no, just you Jamaica the high season. You're the
person who's seen you in your skives. Exactly, all right,
So here's how it's gonna work.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Hold on, Harry, hold we got we got to get
raid into your brother on the con three.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
You're gonna say their name, you understand?

Speaker 12 (09:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (09:55):
I think so.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Now, Henry, do you have any idea who it could be?
First of all, before we get to this year? Some names?
Calming your head.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Spinning around?

Speaker 9 (10:03):
Yeah, no, yeah, just I just think about it for Seke.
But I got it.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Oh yeahs could be could be a number of people.
I mean, I know it is okay right here around
the the way. You got this one, babe.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
It Harry.

Speaker 14 (10:22):
It's Tadiana.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Tadiana Is that you are?

Speaker 12 (10:26):
You?

Speaker 6 (10:26):
Flee?

Speaker 17 (10:27):
Henry?

Speaker 8 (10:27):
Who Tiana?

Speaker 12 (10:30):
No?

Speaker 14 (10:31):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 9 (10:31):
What what's Henry.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
That's Henry that well, that's your girlfriend in two years,
Olivia Henry. Real quick, my name's intern John. I got
Sauce Rose here as well. Who's Tatiana brother?

Speaker 14 (10:45):
Yeah? Like who's Tatiana?

Speaker 8 (10:46):
Like obviously like we've been together for two years?

Speaker 9 (10:49):
Like what like what the yes?

Speaker 5 (10:53):
I understood? Yes, No, you're fine, You're fine. It's good
to know who who?

Speaker 9 (10:56):
Who?

Speaker 5 (10:56):
In the in the h is that Henry?

Speaker 9 (11:00):
I mean she's just you know, she's just a professional sometimes.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Professional professional one only.

Speaker 8 (11:08):
Are you saying hookers? What what is it like?

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Like you're just no, no, that's not really sex positive.

Speaker 9 (11:15):
She's a professional.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
But Henry, Henry, So you you're pain this woman, Tata
when you have a girlfriend.

Speaker 8 (11:25):
Yeah, that's still cheating. No, it's it is still cheating though,
well pay for or not still cheating. Listen, listen, I'm
still cheating.

Speaker 16 (11:38):
There are certain things that I'm into that that's great
into And so I see a professional because I'm not
looking to cheat.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
You're going behind her back and you're you're hooking up
with somebody else. That's still cheating. You're not telling her
about it. That's still lying.

Speaker 9 (11:54):
Up with anybody. I'm I'm paying to see a professional.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Would Okay, we're not.

Speaker 9 (12:01):
We're not.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
We're not here a judge. But are you the socket?
Are you the plug in the situation? Because we've I'm
not because Olivia found your rare animal admiral, so to speak,
and so is.

Speaker 16 (12:13):
That Honestly, if she wasn't such like a tight ass,
we wouldn't even be here right now.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
That's not that's not your problems. Figure that out.

Speaker 14 (12:24):
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Speaker 9 (12:28):
Want more roses, go to YMS radio dot com.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
The most magical heist on Earth. Man in scuba gear
rab a Disney restaurant thousands of dollars, then jumps in
the waters. From Away Oh to uh Florida. We go
investigator searching for a man who robbed the popular Disney
Springs restaurant after closed to guests. Sources say they believe
the man swam up to the Peddlefish restaurant surely after midnight,

(12:56):
sold thousands of dollars, then swam away. Money and water
go well together. I do think that's Amazings pretty smart
just to go in the water. Sure, absolutely so they
say at corner reports, the man found a place to
store is wet suit and scuba gear for walking in
the manager's office, where cash then was being counting deposit
into a safe. The man forest employees in the corner

(13:17):
of the room told him to close their eyes. Okay, okay,
the man stole between ten and twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (13:25):
That's a lot of work. I mean, like that is
a lot of money. Shirt, but that's a lot of work.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Not that inside job.

Speaker 8 (13:32):
Oh probably probably that's what manager's office is.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
And when they're counting the money.

Speaker 8 (13:38):
Yeah, sure.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
More importantly to take off a wet scuba outfit. Yeah, yeah, difficult.
That would be such a pain. And they don't hear though.

Speaker 8 (13:45):
Yeah, and like you're trying to like you got like
your like you're not.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Wearing boxers with that Yes, as scuba steed walks up
to you and flippers. The something's off here. He has
kind of oxygen mask on. Something's going on.

Speaker 8 (13:57):
Imagine if he use his brain for anything else.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
What I'm saying. So they say he left within two minutes.
They called nine to one I could free themselves who
Neither employees were hurt. The man not have any weapons. Okay,
al said, but I'm pretty sure can kick your ass.

Speaker 8 (14:10):
You were told to close their eyes and he didn't
have any weapons. What like I'd be like, I'm not looking,
and you're like taking.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
After leaving the replica steamboat and best scariously, the man
donna scuba gear jumped back into the pond. The search
the man after the robberies aporret yet no results they have.
They released photos. He spray spraysed spray paint on security camera.
The employees describe miss wearing tight clothing in a ballue beanie,
none of this makes sense, dude, So he swam up.

(14:41):
Ye took off his swim suit because that's what you
would do before he robbed the place, to take off
your wet suit. Yeah, robbed it twenty thousand dollars in cash,
put the cash back in his wet suit, hopped in
the pond that probably has gators in it, and slam
away in the distance.

Speaker 8 (14:54):
But also, there's no way he took off that west
soon and put back on two minutes along, like and
he get all the rest of that. There's no way,
no no.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
So the owners were friend all questions of the sheriff's office.
The investigations ongoing. So yeah, uh, inside.

Speaker 8 (15:09):
Job if this segment has some weird edits by Eric,
this is intern John and your morning show is in case.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
You listed asking for a friend on Intern John in
your morning show. Let's go fake name Tiffany, good morning.

Speaker 9 (15:24):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Your question with asking for a friend involves a boyfriend
and the trip. What's going on?

Speaker 15 (15:32):
Okay? So my boyfriend surprise one, she did surprise me
and for anniversary, we're going to Houston.

Speaker 9 (15:40):
Yay. Nice And he made all the arrangements to the hotel,
the travel arrangements and very nicely nice.

Speaker 12 (15:49):
Okay, so you know it's for me and I decided
that I wanted to bring my mom because.

Speaker 15 (15:55):
We're real close and he gets along with her too.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
And how we did an issue with that, Okay, So
just so understand, it's a boyfriend playing a trip to
UH to Houston for aniversary, surprise you, hotel, airfare, all
that I was taken care of, and then you signed
to invite your mom along on the anniversary trip because
in your mind, uh, it's it's your gifts. You should

(16:19):
be able to do how you want, what you want
with it.

Speaker 18 (16:22):
Is that I'm understanding I should enjoy it to its fullest,
and if that includes inviting.

Speaker 9 (16:27):
My mom, then he should be opened with that.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Okay, is your mom gonna pay for her own airfare?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Ye?

Speaker 9 (16:35):
Well part of it, okay.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
I is your mom going to Is your mom going
to have her own room?

Speaker 12 (16:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Okay? And so okay, And so that's kind of where
rat is. Can you be mad that you invited mom
on anniversary trip and boyfriend doesn't seem to be as
on board with it?

Speaker 15 (16:56):
Right? Okay, that's that's exactly what's going on. But I
really don't understand the issue because he's not paying for her.

Speaker 9 (17:03):
They get along.

Speaker 12 (17:04):
It's my anniversary present.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Sure? Why Okay? Can I put you in hold one second? Sure, Sace,
what are you think him?

Speaker 8 (17:13):
I think it's really rude because it's both of your
anniversaries and he's like planning this trip that you wanted
to go on. I'm assuming because Houston seems a little random,
But sure, for sure, I think it's really rude that
you would think that that's normal to bring along a
third wheel your mother. I mean, I'm sure she's lovely,

(17:33):
but even when she was talking about the room, she
kind of stuttered almost and with the planeting. I don't know.
The whole thing. I just think is not nice and
you're making it all about yourself, which I don't think
you're probably going to have a boy for much longer
because it's your anniversary gift, sure, but it's also his anniversary.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Also odd for the mom to be like me, and.

Speaker 8 (17:53):
Also that I was also gonna say that it's weird
that the mom also is like, oh yeah, honey, let
me go on your anniversary. No, my mom, you like
Shelby absolutely honest, that's wrong. Yeah, do you even like
this man? If you want to propose it sounds like
she's also just using him. Then if you think that's
normal behavior, I'm just.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Agreed, let me go in Arlington. Jennifer, good morning, Hi.

Speaker 17 (18:12):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
What do you want to say with this?

Speaker 19 (18:15):
Honestly, I definitely agree with the person that literally went
before me. It is much his anniversary as much as
it is yours. I think you should be a little
bit more considerate of his feelings too, because he is
planning this for you. Yeah, I don't think you should
bring in the mom, you know what I mean? Like,
if you guys want to do another trip, hey.

Speaker 12 (18:32):
You know, go for it.

Speaker 19 (18:33):
Do another trip, but that's not on your anniversary because
it is you and him time, not you him and
your mom.

Speaker 15 (18:39):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 9 (18:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:40):
I know, this is great, Jeffer. Thank you for listening
to a great day.

Speaker 19 (18:43):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 20 (18:44):
Right?

Speaker 5 (18:44):
The thing too, like the boyfriend, he's gonna get upset,
but if he lets it show, then that's gonna reflect
poorly on him, and the mom might get a bad taste.

Speaker 8 (18:52):
And then you're just tagging along with the mom and
your girlfriend the whole weekend because he's probably expecting it
to be romantic. Yeah, maybe they're gonna explore. Maybe it's
a new city for both of them. I think it's
the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
So odd your thoughts of this.

Speaker 21 (19:06):
I feel like, if you want to go to Houston
with your mom, go to Houston with your mom on
a different trip. Yeah, that's weird. I love my mom
and I love my mother in law, but I would
never invite them on an anniversary trip unless it was
like a family reunion and then we got our own
little like situations, like I think there are very rare
instances where I would be okay with that.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
But this is specifically your anniversary trip together, and you
want your mom.

Speaker 8 (19:31):
I don't know, that's a little.

Speaker 21 (19:32):
I feel like that's almost inviting your family on your honeymoon,
and I just for me, it's a Now I'm just rid.
I'm gonna go in Silver Spring Rachelle, good morning, Hi.

Speaker 9 (19:43):
Good morning, grel What do you want to say?

Speaker 5 (19:46):
I think it's really selfish of her.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
He goes to all of his trouble to plan all
these lovely, cuply things, and she's like, yeah, but I'm
just gonna make it about me and what I want
to do.

Speaker 11 (19:56):
So I'm gonna bring my mom.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
So it's awkward and third.

Speaker 9 (19:59):
Weelie, and then he's probably gonna be discouraged.

Speaker 17 (20:01):
I was trying to plan anything.

Speaker 9 (20:02):
Again.

Speaker 6 (20:03):
I say this woman, Rachelle so much.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
I love your silver Spring accent, but I have a
feeling that from silver Spring originally, Where are you from?

Speaker 11 (20:14):
I'm I'm from the fine the fine city of London.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
Look at this.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
Seems so much deeper when it comes the British accent.

Speaker 8 (20:22):
But also, whatever you say, it could be the worst
advice in the world. I would trust you, absolutely, absolutely, Rachelle.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Thank you for listening. Have a great day.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
I love you guys.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Let me go in Cayten's Velle Lexi, good morning, good morning.
What do you want to say at asking for a friend?

Speaker 17 (20:41):
I pretty much agree with everybody else that says something
like I'm really close to my mom, so I can't
understand wanting her to be included, But like if there
was any other trip, maybe, but for an anniversary trip,
I feel like it's inappropriate. And then like once she's there,
is she gonna want to tag along on all of
their romantic you know dates and everything else I like
too much.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah, you walk in hotel, her giant bathtub there, what
are you gonna get? I'm gonna do the bubbles and
tell your stories right right right?

Speaker 17 (21:07):
And if I was a boyfriend, I would probably show
him upsets too, because I would probably try to, you know,
make it for our mom.

Speaker 15 (21:13):
Is it gonna come?

Speaker 20 (21:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Absolutely, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 11 (21:17):
Save those points for another trip, right.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Yeah, LEXI, thank you for listening. Have a great day too,
right wait, let me go in the district. Carla, good morning, bye,
good morning. So your boyfriend Dell with a similar thing
with his ex.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yes, she would bring her mom with her everywhere to anniversaries,
vacations they had like a romantic vacation for Christmas, and
she kept bringing her mom everywhere and he was so
tired of and he kept telling her, like, stop bringing
your mom.

Speaker 9 (21:52):
Another divorce.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Yeah that's okay. Yeah worked out for you, you get
the prince charming. Yes, it works out, yeah, Carl, Yeah,
have a great day. I appreciate you. I would say too.
As the dude. Then I would feel pressure and pay
for everything for mom, like the meals and stuff too,

(22:14):
like like that, like and I gain it goes back
to me, like when parents go and talk to kids
bosses for them. A little of this is on the
mom who thinks this is a normal thing. Yeah, I
mean like its proposal.

Speaker 21 (22:25):
Yes, Rose, I could maybe understand if it was like
they had children and it was easier to bring the
parents so they could watch the kids while they did
their own kind of anniversary trip. So it's kind of
like I couldn't understand that, But this does doesn't sound
like that.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Yeah, this mom must hear us building the ark in
the bedroom. It's the anniversary trip, bro, what we think.

Speaker 8 (22:47):
Is gonna I don't think the trip's going to happen,
That's what I can't think. I just feel like this
is so self centered I'm just.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
Agree if you want to do Asking for a Friend.
By the way, d ms are up in at WYMUS Radio.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
There's another only to broadcast Brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Missed it, Juanne, good morning.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
You work at a cat cafe?

Speaker 8 (23:10):
Oh fine, yeah, So is it just like.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
Kitties are up for adoption hangout there or do just
cool cats and kittens come and hang out?

Speaker 14 (23:19):
Yeah, it's for adoption.

Speaker 7 (23:21):
So far, since twenty nineteen, we've done We're just about to.

Speaker 8 (23:24):
A thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
What's the name of the cafe, juan.

Speaker 13 (23:29):
It's Patriot Possibilities because we're by George Mason and the
owner is.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
A retired Army Possibilities. All right, Juane the band customer,
what happened?

Speaker 13 (23:40):
Yeah, so this woman, well, basically it's always been our
worst nightmare, right, that somebody would try to steal a kitten,
and so yeah, it finally happened, and it.

Speaker 14 (23:49):
Was on my watch unfortunately.

Speaker 13 (23:52):
Yeah, like she's stuck the kitten in her dress and
then she was leaving and I was like, oh wait,
you know, like you to.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
Give us back the slippers because if you don't wear socks.
You have to, you know, borrow slippers.

Speaker 13 (24:05):
And then I realized she had the kitten in her dress,
and I'm like, is that you got a kitten in
your dress?

Speaker 14 (24:11):
And You're like, no, no, no, I don't have a
kitchen in my dress.

Speaker 13 (24:13):
And then I was like, yeah, you do, give me
the kitten. And then so she gives it to me,
and then she's like, okay, so how do I adopt it?

Speaker 9 (24:20):
And I was.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Any cat Joanne, one second, that's okay, let me go.
And Glenn Burnie Dylan.

Speaker 9 (24:30):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 12 (24:32):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (24:32):
I'm doing well?

Speaker 15 (24:33):
Man?

Speaker 5 (24:33):
So bad customer poker? What happened? I'm sorry to say again,
bad customer poker? What happened?

Speaker 20 (24:40):
So?

Speaker 12 (24:40):
What was?

Speaker 22 (24:41):
I work in a private jet sector at an international
airport and I had a potential client come in waiting
for his flight. When he was trying to explain to my,
uh my employees about his flight, he was showing pictures
of let's say, this girlfriend who bought him the ticket,
who was this a plus model?

Speaker 9 (25:02):
Nice? And never matter?

Speaker 5 (25:04):
He was flying out to meet her, And.

Speaker 22 (25:06):
After trying to explain to him looking into this potential flight,
there was no flight and wound up he was getting scammed.
He paid nine hundred dollars in iTunes gift cards for
this flight or a charter broker.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Wait, so you guys don't accept iTunes gift cards for
private jets.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
We actually have a pretty.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
Good playlist already, so we don't really have Realion the.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Free radio app. He's free, exactly. We have five players.
My man, you're in the running.

Speaker 8 (25:36):
That's wild.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Imagine having to have a conversation like, hey dude.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
Hey, so iTunes gift card that was not a red flag.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Yeah, I don't know how to bring this to you,
but we can't.

Speaker 9 (25:46):
Cards.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah, let me go in only Alyssa, good morning, Good morning.
I don't even know what I do.

Speaker 9 (25:53):
Girls.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
So you worked where?

Speaker 13 (25:56):
Okay, so I worked.

Speaker 23 (25:57):
It was my first job ever at Nice and I
had worked at the One Hour Photo. Now I understand
there's probably a whole generation that doesn't really understand that
you would go and you would have cameras and go
get them delivered. But one hour Photos we would do
them there. So we would go through everybody's photos because
if there was a you know, a picture of your finger,

(26:19):
we're not gonna make you pay for it. So there
was an employee that dropped off her photos and when
I was like eighteen year old Alissa innocent as head. Yeah,
and I'm going through these photos and they were adult photos.
I don't think she realized that we go through them there,
it's not a sent out process.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
Yeah, an hour.

Speaker 13 (26:43):
Yeah, so I got a high all of that.

Speaker 14 (26:46):
Yeah, and then work with her.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
Oh I'm sure, Okay, one second, I would imagine that
probably happened a lot. I'm sure I'm trying to get
a photos. I mean that was again thing cool, but
like yeah, for sure, but definitely.

Speaker 8 (27:00):
Think they put pictures.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
I put it think of like yeah, obviously that they
look through the stuff, you know what I mean, So
they probably saw everything.

Speaker 8 (27:07):
Oh yeah, they definitely saw some raunchy stuff because even
like when I clean up my grandpa's house, I found
some parties, some fun time parties.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
What do you mean photos of fun time parties?

Speaker 9 (27:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Like like uh yeah, were they drawings or they photos?

Speaker 8 (27:22):
They were pictures at the party?

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Wait what kind of part are we talking about?

Speaker 12 (27:26):
It?

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Like, I think the kind that you're thinking.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
Of, Like they don't have car keys. It looked like
it was like everybody was just involved.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
Who took the photo. What is your grandpa in the photo?

Speaker 7 (27:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (27:39):
Are they?

Speaker 5 (27:39):
They're all this like wrestling.

Speaker 8 (27:42):
I think I have pictures of though you guys are
yeah kind of. But the ones I took pictures of,
like there's there's clothing on because I was like, this
is so weird.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Wait, how do you know that's what's going on?

Speaker 24 (27:53):
John, I'm telling you that that at the beginning of
the stack, the clothes were on. Brother, yeah, football, and
I took some lectures. I was like, I'm finding the
most wild things in this house.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
I remember you telling us about I'm going to see.

Speaker 8 (28:07):
I almost on a VCR for some of this.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Oh no, don't want that. Don't want that. Hold on,
let me do a little voice change fake named Mike,
good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 15 (28:20):
A man.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
So you are a realtor, you must see the worst
people all the time, but bad Custer Poker.

Speaker 8 (28:26):
So I was selling the house and helping the climb
and buy a house.

Speaker 25 (28:30):
But on the sales side, she she So when we
sold her house, we went to closing the night before,
she took all the light bulbs out and she turned
the air conditioning up to eighty five. In the middle
of July, when they got into the house, they were
like are their light bulbs working? Or are the lights warm?

(28:50):
Like what's going on? And I knew what was happening.
I was like, check the light bulbs. And it's like
to this day we call her light bulbs.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
That is like, how cheap are you? You just sold
the house? That okay?

Speaker 12 (29:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (29:04):
They Mike went second and the running. That's one of
those ones where it's like imagine like you're with that person,
like should we take the light pulps?

Speaker 8 (29:10):
How much money did you save?

Speaker 5 (29:12):
None? Yes, I'm saying like, also did not turn off
the power, so like it's even being charged to you anyway.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
Well, you usually like the power. If you forget to like, uh,
do the scheduling of it, you have to wait a while.
It's not a while, but dumb, dumb down. All the
times I've moved.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
You have the moving queen.

Speaker 12 (29:31):
Let me go.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
In Baltimore, John on the phone, Good morning, sir, Good
morning you worked to dollar General, bad cusser poker. What happened?

Speaker 12 (29:40):
Oh, a woman was in line to buy cigarettes and
all of a sudden she prooped on the floor.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Yeah, yeah, it fell out of her pants leg And.

Speaker 14 (29:53):
We said, when I said something to her. She still
wanted her cigarettes.

Speaker 9 (29:56):
Oh yeah, I told her, yes, she cleaned up her.

Speaker 14 (29:59):
Mess, I would I would give him, I would sell
them to her. But then after she cleaned up her
kicked her ound. I had to close the store. It
smells so bad.

Speaker 9 (30:08):
I'm sure the police.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Now, John, did she look at you like an Oopsie's
or does she looked like, Oh no, I just left
a log on the floor.

Speaker 14 (30:16):
It's just like it was nothing new.

Speaker 9 (30:19):
It was something she's done a million times.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Yeah, that's fair. Okay, Uh right, John, One second, you
were in the running. You can devote your favorite text
nine nine three three eight. Let me get an arlington, Elena,
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Hey girls, you were a way tress bad kester poker.
What happened?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, So, there there was a family that came in
to dine at our restaurant, and I went to take
their order and they started complaining that our mus was
very expensive, which was like a seven.

Speaker 19 (30:52):
Or eight dollars appetizer.

Speaker 11 (30:54):
So instead they just asked.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Me to bring them a bowl of chickpeas, sliced lemons,
and olive oil, which are like basically.

Speaker 11 (31:03):
The ingredients forms to.

Speaker 7 (31:10):
Lamit.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Were olive oiled, so they just wanted to bathe for
a bowl of cheese.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
They wanted to melting pot your restaurant, even though it's
not when those types of restaurants. Yeah, they the audacity,
you know, one second running. That's again one of those
things where I'd be so embarrassed. If I was with
somebody and they asked for the ingredients to make I'm
gonna I'll walk home.

Speaker 8 (31:30):
I'd be like, I know what you're doing, and that's weird.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
Yeah, we are embarrassed forever.

Speaker 21 (31:35):
People ask for like a whole bowl of lemons and
a bunch of sugar so they could make lemonon dollar.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Really somebody texting and I worked in a call center
for health insurance, had a guy who's like eighties call me,
tell me he need to override and approval ryegraph because
a hot date.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
Man, you want to try to send eleven like stuff.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
The honey honey, uh honey deal or something like that,
honey honey whacker, something called that.

Speaker 8 (32:06):
I don't think it is.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
See there's bush Whacker's one of the two. It's honey,
I mean hate honey packs, that's what it is. Wow,
I think, but he's not like the energy like not
like the it's like honey packs, like and then you
take those and you're supposed to be good to go.
And then if you have if you're called doctors.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Because there's like the workout stuff. There are honey packs.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
I honey stingers those I had those those are for workouts.

Speaker 8 (32:27):
But there's some honey packs like the gummies.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Yeah, these are for adult time.

Speaker 8 (32:32):
Okay, So wait, that TikTok I saw makes more sense
because it's like he said he was in the honey pass.
I thought it was running.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
No, it's for he was trying to sleep with her.
You know what's funny about you. I don't think context
doesn't matter.

Speaker 8 (32:51):
I just explained it. I was like, oh that's funny.
I guess now I'm makes more sense. And now okay,
like make sure it with the class so we helpuld
be on the This was like a year ago, dude,
it's just click now. Yeah, I've never looked into it.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Clearly, Well just say, just talk by your phone about
running honey packs and then sleeping.

Speaker 8 (33:13):
Like he says he's into honey packs and I'm like, oh,
he's in running. It's like a podcast for people that
don't listen to podcasts.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Intern John in your morning show.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Yeah, Jase, you missed it. They see his second date
update on Internshohn in your morning show. The dating world
is confusing if you're in it, if you're not it.
It's just confusing in general.

Speaker 8 (33:32):
It's not fun.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
No, And when you find somebody, you think you have
a vibe, what you think there's a bond, it's a
great feeling. Oh my god. I finally like Jaka getting
out of the pool and then they stopped talking. He's like, no,
I'm way back in the deep end, which they got
exactly what's going on? Chris, good morning.

Speaker 14 (33:48):
Hey, thanks for taking my call. I'm super confused right now.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
No, so I listening to this. So you and Lauren
first matched on Hinge about how long ago, like maybe
three weeks to go, okay, And what I liked about
your email is you said that, uh, instead of like
the talking period, your first message was Hey, let's get
dinner tonight, and like, so you guys got dinner the
day you match.

Speaker 14 (34:12):
Yeah, I kind of just like, you know, I felt like,
you know, if there's going to be a connection, like,
let's just try and go for it. You know, we
can get to know each other in person rather than
just sitting there like typing on our phones. All O. Sure,
So yeah we did. We had a date and it
was a really good time, like you know, and since then,
we've hung out a few times. You've had some like
during the day dates, like lunch dates, like we face

(34:34):
time from time to time. It's been, you know, a
pretty good few weeks. So I'm going to kick it
off like right away on a first date.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
That's why I thought it was interesting, was well, two things.
Number one, was it easier to have a date that
first date being night one not knowing her, or it
would have been easier to like have the text conversations.
But I guess, like the texting is so superficial. It's
almost like you decided to jump in head first to
the deep end.

Speaker 14 (34:57):
Is that fair?

Speaker 9 (34:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (34:58):
I mean, like not to sound like to like just
putting it out there, but like when you're on a
dating website, you basically when you match with somebody, you
basically are both admitting you looked at a picture of
that person said yeah I'd do them.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Like you know, not wrong, but yes, Okay, So we've
been on about four dates the last couple of weeks correct, Yeah,
about that, okay? And the face time dates, did the
chemistry change from being in person to face time because
I felt like those first couple of face times almost
more awkward than seeing them in person.

Speaker 14 (35:30):
Honestly, those were even better, Like I thought we were
really hitting it off, like we were having like legit conversations,
you know, like it was helping my day go buy better.
Like I thought those were actually super awesome. I don't know,
I just think it just got weird all of a sudden.
I don't really know what happened, all right.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
And so this weekend, which to me is a big step,
you invited her out with your buddies to watch Ravens game.

Speaker 14 (35:53):
That's so yeah, I thought that would be a good
chance for her to like meet my friends because you know,
we have been like talking a lot, and like maybe
this cause would be like an introduction to like, hey,
why don't you meet my friends maybe under the night
or whatever.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
And so basically you've not heard from her since Sunday?
Is that fair?

Speaker 14 (36:12):
Not even a peep? Like I texted her about the
game and then like just nothing, and like we've hung
out like you know, like prior to that, like I thought,
like for sure, it's going to be a surefire thing,
and then like just radio silence.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Yeah, okay, so let's do let's do this. We'll call
her and try to get around get her side because
to me like that and maybe that scared her off
the game because Meet and the Friends.

Speaker 8 (36:35):
Is a big yeah, but she could have said something.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
I'm ready for that, especially for a dude though. If
but dudes bringing around bro time, that means like he
wants his boys to prove like right away. So let's
try to get her on real quick. Hold on, hell,

(36:59):
I calling for Lauren, please, girl, it's interns, Gjohn. I
got Sauce and Rose here as well. Can we talked
to you in the show real quick about something nothing bad.
It's like thirty seconds of your time. Okay, First, I
got something on the line here, Chris, if you want
to say hello, nailed that. Wait, He's like, tj Oshi,

(37:23):
I know I's ever told you that, but for a second,
this is a little bit there anyway. But Lauren, the
reason we're here. Chris reached out to us. He told
this you guys. Mash On Hinge had the dinner date
night one been going on dates the last couple of
weeks that he asked you to meet his friends this weekend,
and that basically you've kind of gone missing in action.
So we're just trying to see your son, the story,

(37:43):
see where you're at. While you're thinking, Okay, yes, I
I didn't.

Speaker 7 (37:50):
I did, I didn't go to the game.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
That's great, Okay, and so and then which fair media plans.
But is there a reason why we haven't talked last
couple of days.

Speaker 20 (38:02):
Well, I had plans to hang my Christmas decorations this
weekend and I invited Chris and he turned me down.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
So okay, that's a val that's a thought.

Speaker 8 (38:18):
Though it's not even.

Speaker 7 (38:21):
Period, it wasn't September.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Who does that.

Speaker 20 (38:28):
I do?

Speaker 7 (38:28):
It's something that's very important to me.

Speaker 20 (38:30):
It's something I do every year, and if you seem
to have a problem with it, then it's clearly not
going to work out between us.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Well, I mean, if I if I may, Lauren an't
if it's a problem. Maybe he wasn't expecting that.

Speaker 8 (38:42):
I would have thought that somebody was joking. They were
no judgment, but I just would I would think that
they were joking.

Speaker 7 (38:50):
I don't know why you would think someone was joking.
I mean we're coming up to.

Speaker 8 (38:53):
The holidays, so absolutely, yeah, okay, And so.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Your thought, Lauren, you are vibing with Chris and to you,
hanging Christmas lights a couple of months early is like
his version of washing football.

Speaker 15 (39:09):
Sure.

Speaker 7 (39:10):
I mean, I don't know what his version of anything is.

Speaker 20 (39:13):
I invited him to come over for a date and
he said no, and then said, do you want to
come hang out with my friends? So it was like,
why would you bail on me and then be like, oh,
let's hang out with my friends. Like that's kind of vicky.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
So I was like, no, okay, not doing that. Let
me ask you this, Lauren, does hang in your decorations
make you feel more jolly? Because I mean, who.

Speaker 20 (39:32):
Doesn't love it?

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Who doesn't know me Christmas decorations?

Speaker 14 (39:36):
My birthday is Christmas and I love celebrating as.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
Early as I can to spread joy so well.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
And I'm being spread over my face right now. So
let me just put you guys in hold. Are your
team Laura a team Chris?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
You go here, you can go get caught up with
the intern Johnny your morning shows in case.

Speaker 9 (39:53):
You missed it.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Emotional support Alligator Band from Pennsylvania Walmart.

Speaker 8 (39:58):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Now, we are very in favor of service animals and
emotional support animals when needed. I do think some folks
have proven we can't have nice things because they take
it to the far extreme and make it difficult for
people who really need said animals. Yeah what I'm saying.
A Pennsylvania man's emotional support alligator as in band from
Walmart after shoppers took photos of the reptile and a

(40:21):
shopping cart.

Speaker 8 (40:22):
Okay, he was having like a little ride.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Sure, well, Wesley is the adult Sam, He's sixty years old.
He said that he was used. He's used taking his reptile.
I can't see it.

Speaker 8 (40:32):
I guess the guy that went viral last year for
something similar.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Perhaps is said often though she's given VIP treatment the alligator.

Speaker 8 (40:37):
Is yeah, absolutely yeah, so dude studies.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
The IC was on to say alligators are uncommon pets,
no way, yeah, no, no, even more uncommon as emotional
support animals.

Speaker 8 (40:50):
Dixie, though there's an emotional support allgator.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
So okay, the reptiles can be twelve feet long, we
have two thousand pounds. The owner tell the local news
outlet he'd been taking his five foot alligator in public
outings for over three years.

Speaker 8 (41:04):
Five foot.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
He says, we've got it's a good point. That's crazy,
that's crazy. Actually, that's kind of crazy. I want He says.
We've gone to restaurants. We've been to Denny's where she's
a star there. She even gets a VIP treatment, been
out to Bob Evans, been on the wagon.

Speaker 8 (41:21):
Wheel, didn't try cracker barrel.

Speaker 9 (41:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
But the reptiles now in banf Walmart a place a
pair go on the regular. After a shoppers were outraged.

Speaker 8 (41:29):
Yeah, but why were they outrage if she's just hanging
out in the cart.

Speaker 9 (41:33):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
So the good news is the guy says he's gonna
quote go with the flow regarding the band and still
take the reptile wherever she's welcome delivery.

Speaker 9 (41:43):
Uhu.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
The best is the man says he acquired the alligator
four years ago from a neighbor who can only care
for it. Okay, so I'm pretty are you sure the
animals would be like actual emotional support have to be
trained like skittles are training for emotional support.

Speaker 8 (41:55):
The alligator is trained clearly if it's if it's sitting
down on the Bob Evans.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Yeah, he says, quote, I did some research. I have
kids on my own. I don't put anyone. Shepardy at
some research. I was like, you want to know what
I'll take her? What research about Aligatre makes you know
this is safe around children?

Speaker 8 (42:12):
Google?

Speaker 9 (42:14):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Absolutely?

Speaker 9 (42:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
He says that the dog's registered and he said it's
been Uh, the Aligare's registers having credible Yeah. Walmart says
the safety of our customers and associates our highest priority.

Speaker 21 (42:28):
Well, yeah, because alligators are yeah wild, I'm sure they're like.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
We never thought we would release a statement saying, hey,
you can't bring your algabary into Walmart in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 8 (42:38):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
One of the shoppers and the photo is saying, I looked.
I looked, and I saw this algaary dressed up standing
in there. His mouth was sticking out of the buggy.
I didn't believe it.

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Yeah, so cute.

Speaker 15 (42:48):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
Just the good stuff. This is intern John and your
Morning Shows in case you missed it. Fake name Mark,
good morning, good morning. Your confession, brother, what you got
for us?

Speaker 12 (43:01):
My competition is at work. We were having a monthly
competition where we could come the most games to clothing,
and it was the way to go into the data
base to change the dates of our clothing. And I
did that in order for us to win the competition.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
So you basically fudge the numbers for the work bonus
for your team to win.

Speaker 9 (43:23):
Well, we're not going to tell anyone that, yeah, happens
to your whole time.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
For caution contest. It's crazy saying no faked in mark
one second.

Speaker 8 (43:31):
You're running yes every every year in the folloween contest crazy.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Let me go, I go want to see where it
is actually fake? Named Brian, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 12 (43:41):
How are you doing?

Speaker 5 (43:42):
I'm doing well? Man, your confession? What you got for us?

Speaker 12 (43:46):
So I'm a heavy equipment mechanic and uh, when I
get an operator that I don't particularly like before the
repair is done, I got in the cab and just
you know, rip a little up, a little too, and
then I shut the door facon.

Speaker 9 (44:03):
There for him.

Speaker 12 (44:08):
Yeah, hot box, my eye, Yeah that gas station food
does wonders and I.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Got you, so.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Fay, Dame Brian, do you uh do you try to
wash him a distance you can see your handiwork? Or
is it more just like the satisfaction of knowing.

Speaker 9 (44:26):
Oh, every once in a while, I give him.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
When's the most recent one?

Speaker 9 (44:33):
Oh, well, it's been warm, so probably yesterday. Honestly, man,
all right.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Fake name Brian one second, you're in the running. I
mean that's fair. All right, fake name Steve, good morning,
your confashion man. What you got for us?

Speaker 9 (44:49):
Well, I think my nephew might be mine?

Speaker 5 (44:52):
You think your nephew might be your son?

Speaker 9 (44:56):
Exactly?

Speaker 18 (44:56):
I mean, but I mean mind you my brother, like
we're hundred percent of food brother, you know, like m
fay mom, same dad.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
But I was.

Speaker 12 (45:06):
They weren't married or nothing like, they were just boyfriend
girlfriend and we started having He did it first.

Speaker 9 (45:11):
He did to me first. He did to me first.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
So fake name. So your brother hooked up with your
girlfriend first, and you thought exactly about booty for a booty,
you hooked up with his girl exactly. Yeah, there it is.
And you you think that your nephew might be your son?

Speaker 9 (45:29):
Oh yeah, because it didn't. We didn't just hook up
like it.

Speaker 12 (45:32):
Was like like.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
And fake names. Se how long have you lived in
Leesburg for.

Speaker 9 (45:39):
I'm not in Berg?

Speaker 5 (45:40):
How long in Woodbridge?

Speaker 9 (45:41):
Oh yeah, Woodbridge? That don't work.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
Wait, so how old is the kid?

Speaker 8 (45:52):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (45:52):
He is twenty one now, Okay.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
I mean see the question do you and your brother
look alike?

Speaker 9 (45:59):
Yeah, now that we're older, we do, you know, like
like before not so much.

Speaker 12 (46:05):
Listen when he was born, like everybody, because we hadn't
been caught at that time, Like we ended up eventually
getting caught years a couple of years later after he
was born. And I know my mom put it together.
She's like, nobody just said anything my brother damn sure
didn't say anything really yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Yeah, So when your brother, you'd brother talked about it
elver at you know, Christmas and webridge, did you say, like, hey,
you did it first.

Speaker 18 (46:28):
It's only no, I've never brought that part. Yeah, never
brought up anything about like this. We never were, to
be honest with you, like I was caught. We were
caught in the act. I was like, we really, Me
and my brother never really hashed it out, you know,
like as far as like talked about.

Speaker 20 (46:47):
It, like.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
Stay caught in the act. Like somebody walked in on
you guys. Sounds like exactly who walked on you?

Speaker 9 (46:56):
My brother?

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Okay, where were you all at?

Speaker 9 (46:58):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (47:00):
Tell so when he walked into he say, good golly,
what's going on?

Speaker 8 (47:04):
Golly.

Speaker 12 (47:06):
Yeah, it was very It was a very awkward situation.
I thought he was gonna fight me, Like, I thought
we were gonna have to fight, like like that's where
my brain was going, like, but I think he was
just so shocked, Like he was just so shocked.

Speaker 9 (47:20):
He was just like get out, yeah, glad, Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
You see one second in the morning, that's when those
things are if that's the nineties sickcoms like and then
the credits roll, you walk, They're gonna be damn and
then shust the door and leaves. Yeah, vote for your
favorite over text nine nine three three was just the good.

Speaker 8 (47:39):
Stuff injured John in your morning show?

Speaker 4 (47:43):
And that does it for another I see why am
I in casey a Mas? It was yours truly. My
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lot to us. We got you covered, but I hope
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