October 18, 2025 • 49 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Two one Start it Up, Man waking Up, this is
out DC and the Moore Wake Up.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm ready to start the show with Injured Johnny your moration.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yo, and Tony back again with another I See why
am I? In casey miss it, we recap the best bits,
the best steps, the best everything of this past week
of intern Johnny Morning, the show, but one little podcast
for you to enjoy. That way, come Monday morning, you
know the ends of the outstee all about to this
here show and pro tip, tomorrow is our clause and
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pause event. We can't wait to hang out with you
and see your dog or pet in their spookiest costume yet.
I'm hoping someone brings a guinea pig or a gerbil
and they're dressed up as a as a ghost or something,
because they're instantly gonna shoot up in my book for
being a contender. It's the only info. Go to at
YMS Radio for that. But let's kick off this week's
(00:55):
In Case You missed It with what's the biggest lie
they told you? No, we're not talking about the small
eyes like oh I didn't get you a gift for Christmas,
but I actually did. The big lies that they shared
with you.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
So you need to get off your chest, Vienna, Katie,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
All right, the girl went on for a long time.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
But my ex husband now but of fourteen years, was
having an affair with one of my best friends. Wow,
all came crashing down.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
At a Halloween party that I was actually hosting, a
couple of my friends saw them being a little flirtatious
and followed them up the driveway, only to see him
helping her get into an uber.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
And making out.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
Oh god, and then it was.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
This full oh no, no, no, no, it was this
one stupid thing.
Speaker 8 (01:50):
Sure, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
A year later, I ended up having a charge on
my credit card that looked kind of funny. Ended up
calling and asking Marriott for tax purposes.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I needed all of my.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
They ended up telling me, yeah, there's a whole bunch
of them that have been paid in cash, and actually
there's a check in happening for.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
A day's day in like an hour.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Whoa, My sister and I sat out in front of
the hotel and so we confronted.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Them the real life.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah, yeah, she was married to my ex husband's best friend.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Sure, okay, all right, a great a human Okay, Katie,
my goodness. One second, you're in the running lot. Somebody
texted in that they had an employee who claimed their
mother died made a fake obituary just because they wanted
to take time off. That is next level because at
(02:57):
that point the fake obituary, do you do the rest
of the new saper as well? I mean, and like,
I'm pretty sure he could probably search the first, same, last,
same obituary and then nothing pops up.
Speaker 9 (03:07):
But also, if someone had told me that their parents
passed away, I wouldn't think that they're lying, So I'm
not gonna search for it.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
Yes, they're dead, and here's the obituary to prove it.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I.
Speaker 9 (03:16):
Would never have thought, like, I wouldn't think that because
that's just such a horrible thing to lie about.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
That that's something Eric would do.
Speaker 10 (03:24):
That.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
But and here's the proof. Didn't excited the extra thorough
this time in my life. Okay, sure that makes sense. Yeah,
I let me go in the Eastern Shore Mark and morning.
All right, we'll go check back on Mark in a second.
Let me go in Woodbridge. Attie, good morning.
Speaker 8 (03:43):
Hi, good morning, all right girl. The lie they told you,
is what.
Speaker 11 (03:47):
So I was leading this guy for a decently long
time and he lied to me about his age.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
He claimed to be older than me, okay.
Speaker 11 (03:56):
And in reality I found out like a year later
of us being together, he was actually two years younger
than me.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
What did he just like make it a mistake or
he would do it intentionally because he didn't think he'd
be interested.
Speaker 11 (04:10):
Yeah, Like he was insecure that I was older, and
he was like, no, the guy is supposed to be
older than in the relationship.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The guy is supposed to be taller, like all the silliness.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
Okay, and then so how did you figure out he
was lying?
Speaker 12 (04:27):
I ended up we actually got pulled over.
Speaker 11 (04:30):
From the police one time and I saw his license.
Speaker 13 (04:34):
I don't know why.
Speaker 12 (04:35):
I was all burn.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
That he was born That's okay, that's something so silly
live all too two years?
Speaker 13 (04:42):
Is like not.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
His name Kevin Naddy sounds like a Kevin.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
It was Robert Robert one second you're in the running. Yeah,
that's just an odd weird because if you lie about that,
that's like you keep that's whatever what happens his birthday,
says my hate mom, Just you know, this year.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
I'm two years younger.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Yeah, I'm thirty.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah right, let me go and Jesse Chris and good morning,
Good morning. I begges is lie? What happened?
Speaker 14 (05:15):
I was just scrolling Facebook and I saw a person
you may know and it had the same last name
as my current boyfriend. So I asked him and I
was like, oh, do you know this person has the
same last name as you?
Speaker 7 (05:28):
And he goes, oh, yeah, that's my cousin.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I didn't think anything of it.
Speaker 14 (05:32):
And then I am hanging out with his family solo
shortly thereafter, and I was like, oh, I saw one
of your cousins on Facebook, Like, who is this cousin
to you guys, and they were like, that's not our cousin,
that's his ex girlfriend just coincidentally has the same last name.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
WHOA, that's dumb thing A lie about. They're not even together.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Wait, so was he cheating or name?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
No, no, they that is that was legit his ex
girlfriend several years.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Okay, it's so dumb. Yes, he just thought it was
easier to do it this to lie and.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Then just to avoid the conversation.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I get that we all have axes. Yeah, okay, christ
one second you're in the in the running. I get that.
That's a guy brain though, where it's like as DearS
to lie.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
That's so stupid. Yeah, someone was like, yeah, that's my
like okay, and.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Then you have to explain it and like, hey, actually
this is uh.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
It's like a next wife.
Speaker 15 (06:21):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
By the way, vote for your favor over text nine
ninety three three eight. Somebody texts an HR manager here.
You'd be surprised how many fake obituaries we see. That's wild.
I just don't know, Like well, yeah, but again, like
how do you fake it? Unless you put it in
a word doc or you submit to one of those
remembering sites, like a fake one that way. Yeah, because
if you send me a fake obituary sauce for your
(06:44):
uncle Kleidus, Uh, is it going to be just the
uh like a word document likegit like.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
If anybody dies?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, I mean like that's not that's such an odd thing.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
That that's a lot of work just to get off work.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
Yeah, at that point, change shops, you know what I mean?
Speaker 16 (07:00):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Off a lot of people lying about being married, which
is all so crazy pretty common.
Speaker 13 (07:07):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Did somebody says TV movies lad about water breaking? If
lows the baby is born, that one little splash things
you know.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
No, I did not know that.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Well I do know while we count the votes.
Speaker 17 (07:17):
Yes, Eric, So it's really not that hard to make
a fake obituary. Okay, go to obituary dot com hit
free obituary and it'll make you a fake obituary.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
You should not.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
How do you know that, Eric? I just googled it.
Speaker 17 (07:31):
Or you can go to Canva and use the Canva
outline and there you go. So it's not that hard.
I'm on you.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
The more the more you know there, you're.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Going to Eric misses the day of work next week.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
We're going to need like three obituaries now for people.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna a picture the.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Body version and also.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Yes and then written proof as well.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Yeah, cheeters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's War of the Roses on intern Johnny your Morning
Shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
I'm calling for Henry.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yes, this is him.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Hi, my name is Tory. I'm pulling from a new
flower shop. We're called by Miss Flowers. We're right downtown.
We're trying out some new marketing, offering locals a free
bouquet of a dozen red roses. Uh, don't need a
credit card info, nothing like that. We're just hoping to
get more foot traffic before the holiday season. So is
that something that you're interested in. We can get them
out today.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Yeah, you know, I'm sorry, I'm not sure how to
got my info, but just.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Google, okay.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
So we're just like trying to, like, you know, help
with more local foot traffic, help out your neighborhood, the
local economy and everything. And just I know if you
saw my mom's bouquets like you would love them. And
I'm sure there's someone in your life that could like
use a little happiness in your life. And I think
that it was. It's like a win win for both
of us. You look great, someone gets happy, I get happy.
My mom loves me a little bit more. We support
(08:51):
her her news shop. And it's only free. Again, I
don't need a credit card info. We could get get
it out today if the person's like you know around here.
If not, in my take a day. But we can
get the mouth as fast as we can. We're just
trying to get you know, more people to come in
and use us for future Creek occasions just because we're new.
I mean a lot of people use chains and everything,
and I swear that, like my mother's flowers are gonna
(09:12):
love and use I bet.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Okay, Well, I mean you know, if there's no catch,
then I guess so.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I just I don't want to give it on any
like personal no.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
No, no, the person to understand, Like, I just figure that
you know, you see an Instagram at you're gonna keep
going by it, But with flowers, if you see it
in person, you're gonna keep thinking of us, Right, That's
what I think.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
I'm also just gen z so like do I what
do I know? I don't know. Yeah, and then it
makes you look good.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
So I feel like it's been working for like the
last month that we've been trying it. So, uh, anyway,
can I get the name of the person they're gonna
be sending them to?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
We just need like a first name.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Uh yeah, I guess Kelsey?
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Is that like k E L S E A or
is it Ey? Or maybe I eat EU? I nice?
And then what did she do?
Speaker 13 (10:04):
You?
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Just so when you come back and be like, oh,
hell's Kelsey doing your wife, girlfriend, sister, grandmas, Michael.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
Your coworker? Did she like from say, are you kidding?
Speaker 18 (10:16):
Me right now? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 12 (10:18):
You have about thirty seconds of Kelsey is balin?
Speaker 8 (10:21):
But do so that word?
Speaker 9 (10:22):
But yes, yes, balad, who's Kelsey besides being your coworker?
Speaker 7 (10:30):
Well, I'm sorry, what Henry?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
My name is intern John. I got Sauce and Rose
here as well. That is your girlfriend, Rachel, who has
a very valid question.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
Who's Kelsey?
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Kelsey is just a coworker.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Okay, why would you say coworker? Red Roses? I mean,
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
She's just you know, she seems like she could use
a little.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
She could use a pitch me up to your coworker.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
So the reason we're here, Henry is Rachel has some
suspicions something was up racial. Do you wanna do you
want to drop the evidence on him? I'll give you
the pleasure.
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (11:13):
Why was there a RADI ask song in your laundry?
Speaker 10 (11:17):
Why is there contact solution under your sync?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
You can't say that word, but let's let's start the
contact solution, Henry. Whose contact solution is that?
Speaker 18 (11:25):
Yes, my mom is probably what are you even doing?
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Does your mom stay with you?
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Okay, Okay, Who's who's crusty uncrustable underwear.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Stop saying that.
Speaker 13 (11:42):
Yeah, I don't know, that's probably by my mom's too.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
I don't know what your the want to give you life.
You're blaming you, cheating.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
On your mom.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Your mom.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Your mom puts the cheeks and a thong.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Don't just stop it.
Speaker 13 (11:59):
Why are you.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Worried about my mom.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Like this and the one that brought your mom into this?
Because you're lying, You're definitely lying.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
You're not worried about your mom.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
I'm not worried about your mom.
Speaker 18 (12:10):
I'm worried about who stuff that.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
Is and it's not your your mom's song.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Really, well, let me ask Rachel. One bedroom apartment, I'm assuming. Yeah, okay,
so Henry, your mom slept in your bed with her thong.
Speaker 18 (12:27):
Now you're making a song.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
It's weird all time.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
So why are you sending the flowers to Kelsey though?
That's still it could be your mom's song whatever. Why
are you sending them to Kelsey and not your girlfriend Rachel?
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Because I do enough for Rachel.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, yeah, no, I got no, that's okay.
Speaker 17 (12:53):
I think Not Fearing or Erosis is cretacked and possibly
edited for broadcasts, with permission granted from all participants one
more roses.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
Go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
This was trending online. Our coffee tables the most overrated
piece of furniture in your place.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Who brought us up? Well, the internet did not the
Internet as a hole.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Yes, the whole, except for the corner you're.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Own and they're trolling us.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Is our coffee tables? Over it?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Eight seven seven, nine, nine five four six State one
to call, nine ninety three three eight to text? What'll
gets you on hold? It's start with somebody staying there
basically just a waste of space. Okay, they say they
just collect junk and dust. Then they get in the
way of walking and clean. Now, before I get to
everybody's reactions, here, sauce is a coffee table a waste
(13:43):
of money in space?
Speaker 6 (13:44):
No?
Speaker 9 (13:44):
I mean also, I mean granted, yes, you have to
pay money for a coffee table most of the time,
but why would it be a waste of space? You
can put your drinks on it. I guess you could
get a side table, but I'm too small. My couch's
too big for me to be utilizing a side table.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
Sure, because I have to like so I have to
get up everything.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
One of those like claw things all people have.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
Yeah, literally, so no, I don't. For me, no, and
I don't know. I don't think mine has a lot
of junk on it.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
What's on your coffee table right now? Sausage?
Speaker 9 (14:11):
There's a candle. There's actually two candle. The flavor one
is wicked vanilla woods from bathroom body works. So other one,
I don't know what the flavor is. I've never let it. Well,
someone lit it, I don't know who. Probably you and
I have some like old books, a little cute, you know,
tacky decor, and then I have a blanket on the
lower level of it.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Okay, that's all that's on it right now.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Sure, So I don't think it's a waste of space
because I use it for my drinks.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Sure, and then I clean it off.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Okay, So for you, it's not waste. Yeah, I use it, okay,
rose coffee table waste for now.
Speaker 19 (14:45):
In my personal home, yes, it would be a waste
of space. One because I have children. That one is
still fairly new to walking, so it's more of a
hazard than anything. I do not have a coffee table.
I have an ottoman, which doubles as extra seeding in
case you need it. That's where I stand. I do
think a coffee table can be functional for certain people.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
Though that is there.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
I'm over on the side of it's a waste because
I have a coffee table in my living room that
I don't live in.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
It's actually that one waste space.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah, it means literally just it's just kind of like
it just ends up holding things. And it's like what
people I know, folks who will spend money on like
books they don't read to decorate the coffee table.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Well, all for my mom.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
So okay, you so you are, you're fine.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
Then yeah, I need a coffee table. I have a
giant couch and if I have people over where they
put in their drinks, you're not spilling it on my thing.
I have an autuman, but you're not going to put
your drinks on my automent.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
It is also paying the ass because I feel like
once you move it to clean, it never quite gets
back in the right spot.
Speaker 8 (15:42):
Now yours.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Just in general, it's just like it is a good
old knee to the coffee table, or like a shin
to a coffee table. It makes you want to hit
the coffee table, but then you know you just hurt
yourself more.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
I mean I like my coffee table.
Speaker 18 (15:56):
I like it.
Speaker 19 (15:57):
I had a coffee table like when I lived alone,
like wasn't married and didn't have kids, and I had
a coffee teople.
Speaker 8 (16:02):
I liked having a coffee table because you.
Speaker 19 (16:03):
Can put your feet up, you can drink there, eat
your dinner there, Like it's multi purpose.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
Like I was so connected to my first ever coffee
table that I finally got rid of it six months ago.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
And that's the longest piece of French I've ever had.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Where'd you put it?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
I got to the trash can dumpsters. So the there's
thousands of reactions to this. The pro coffee table points are,
it's a file for holding drinks like coffee.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
Sure, sure makes sense.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
They can hold her modes, books, decorative candles, whoa neil.
It's essentially just like an open storage thing.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
Where are you putting this stuff? Don your your cushions.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
No, that'd be when I'm putting the cushions.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Your brother's probably probably why kick stuff over all? I
don't kick stuff over all time.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Stop doing that. No, I don't you do.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
No, I don't your drinks on the ground and you
kick it over.
Speaker 19 (16:54):
I will say sauce and I have it over and
we've uber uber eats food before and I'm like worm.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
With in your mouth.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
It gets.
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
They say coffee tables can be helpful when guests are over. Yeah,
a service for like drink, snacks, board games, sure, yeahs service,
A dining table.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
That is my dying table, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
They also say they're not an ongoing expense, mostly a
one time purchase.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Yeah, which is fair.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
I feel like those are all.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Correct now, the results saying that it's the argument saying
is a waste, okay, war.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
With somebody to start this whole discussion.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
It's we don't shot away from the heart issues. I
know you're right, You're sorry, Bory what you mean it's brave.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
It is brave to put yourself out there and go
get coffee tables.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
And twenty twenty five coffee tables collect more than dust.
They're getting covered in junk trash that someone doesn't want
to put away.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
That sounds like a problem. That sounds like a U issue.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
And coffee tables like a bookmark for your things.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
So you could also say that about nightstands or like
your your wardrobe thing, what wardrobe thing?
Speaker 6 (17:57):
You know, your dresser.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
Yeah that that has clothes in it, that's you.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
But you can say the top of it gets, you know,
stashed with stuff about your couch.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
You can say it out of chair.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah, but the dresser is out of sight though. This
is like in the middle of the walkway. Okay, yeah, what.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Are we walking? Are talking about? We're walking?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Common tables are inefficient in a small room. That's a
big argument.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Okay, then don't get one booboo.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
They make it awkward to move around. That's true issue.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Okay, I don't know what what are we.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
So oppressed about walking on the coffee table? Move it back?
Speaker 8 (18:31):
Can you jump over it? Do you hurdles? I'm not
a fister athlete.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
I just roll off my couch like I'm a gymnast.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
Your couch is also made of rocks.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Couch?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah, it is like if you run and jump on
sausage couch, you're gonna break a bone.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
No, I started fluffing my couch. What do you mean
I fluffy fluff out the concrete. Dude, you know you
fluff it? I fly I'll take a video. I fluffed
my couch like at least twice a week.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
You're a fluffer.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
I'm a flo I know what those are.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Coffee tables can also stub your toes.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
You more careful, and you think it's supper toe baked.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
Dude, you just don't get it.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
I said my toe more on my bed frame than
I do on my coffee tape. It's the worst. I'm like, oh, God,
choose to hate me today. Sorry, sky Daddy did?
Speaker 8 (19:30):
She says? Sorry, sky Daddy?
Speaker 9 (19:33):
You know good sky Daddy. I don't know what I did,
but I'm sorry. My grandma said I'm allowed to call
him sky daddy.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
Grandmother. It was the minister.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
She's a deaconist, and I asked her last week when
we talked on the phone. I'm like, is it cool
with you if I keep calling sky Daddy? And she's like,
as long as you believe.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
I was like, okay, yeah then, and so you're a
punishment for being mean?
Speaker 8 (19:52):
Was he said with toe?
Speaker 13 (19:53):
No?
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Does this happened like a few This is like two
weeks ago, John?
Speaker 8 (19:56):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (19:57):
From the man himself, though, how was I supposed to
know that?
Speaker 9 (20:01):
I didn't?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Sorry, I don't long.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
When I saw my toe when I asked, somebody texted
that the their coffee table is the perch.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
My cat stares at me from.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
That's adorable, though, that's a nice little cat lounger.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
It's really terrified it's a cat.
Speaker 19 (20:16):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
This is intern John in your Morning show is in
case you're listed.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
All right, let's do this fake name Mollie, Good morning.
Speaker 13 (20:29):
Hi.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
How are you doing well?
Speaker 4 (20:30):
So your question involves your sister's wedding. What's going on?
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Oh my gosh. I mean, I'm just frustrated because my
sister is getting married, but like, isn't it taking any
of my advice about the wedding? And I just have
this feeling that you know, everything's going to be horrible
because I I don't know. I mean like.
Speaker 18 (20:54):
It's on the wrong date.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
I feel like who they're getting is wrong, Like this
is like the decor or the venue and it's just
gonna suck.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
So yeah, so you're upset because your sister's wedding. It's
not gonna be like how you'd want your wedding or
how your wedding was.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Well, I just I just think I have good taste
and I don't think she's following okay taste, like at all.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Okay, do we have a lot of time before the wedding?
Like how many months out?
Speaker 8 (21:26):
Are we?
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Just like a couple of months?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Okay, so they're pretty far into the the planning process.
Speaker 11 (21:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
I mean I've tried to talk to her so many times.
She just doesn't listen to me.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Okay, So I guess, and your question is you as
a younger sister or older sister.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
She's laying younger sister.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Okay, so you, as the big sister, are worried that
your younger sister's gonna mess up her own wedding because
she's not listening to your advice and you're wondering, uh,
maybe how to get through to her.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Is that is that fair to say?
Speaker 16 (22:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Pretty much. I mean I know there's not too much
we can do at this point. I'm just hoping, you know,
I can provide some sort of helpful feedback.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Gotcha? Okay?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Can I put you and hold one second? Okay, let
me go in Leesburg, Ky, good morning, good morning. What
do you want to say with this?
Speaker 20 (22:19):
I don't understand why she's so but hurt about her
sister's choices.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, like it's it's not your wedding.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
It's the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
If it's not the way you envisioned it, go have
another wedding.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
So why are you so pressed on your sister's wedding
envisioning that you know it's not you?
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yeah, living through her agree here, Kay, thank you for listening.
You have a great day, you too by going Germantown. Nikki,
good morning, Good morning, Hi Gral What do you want
to say with this?
Speaker 10 (22:52):
I feel like she needs to sit down. It is
not about her.
Speaker 8 (22:55):
I agree with you, guys.
Speaker 10 (22:56):
This is her sister's wedding and it gets her choices.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yeah, Nikki, what would you do if you were the
sister and somebody came to you, like a family member,
said hey, your wedding's all wrong. Would you even entertain it?
Or would you be like, hey, you can just go
jump in the lake.
Speaker 20 (23:09):
I would just be like, you don't need to even
come with you if you don't want to be there.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Yeah, I think that's fair. Yeah, Nikki, thank you for listening.
I have a great day, my man. That is one
of those things where I would say, hey, don't don't come,
you don't have to come, and then people ask why
you're not there. Would you say because I didn't agree
with the date and the theme and the food. Yeah,
and do you think people would be on your side
with that?
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Just be happy for them?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Like, it's not that hard to be just like supportive
unless it's like something that's just not at all.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
I don't know. I really wouldn't even know what that
would entail.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
If you didn't actually support who she was marrying you
had that.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Or if she was getting married at like an ex
on you're like, Hey, I know that you guys met
pumping gas, but you don't have to get married here.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
How about we do it and like backyard or something.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
I don't disagree, Ashley, good morning. What do you want
to say with this?
Speaker 21 (24:00):
I think she's absolutely crazy to try and get involved
in our sister's wedding. I mean, it's her sister's wedding.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 21 (24:06):
If she, like, like you've all said, if she wants
to get married and plan her wedding, then she can
do that perfectly. Fine, I'll let her sister.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Be would you say it's safe to say, Ashley, this
is probably not the first time faith Ning Molly's been
involved in sister's business.
Speaker 21 (24:20):
Yeah, exactly, because she tried to control her life and
I'm sure she has her own life that she can
live and be happy with.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
I know disagree now, Ashley, thank you for listening. Have
a great day.
Speaker 18 (24:29):
Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
By in Baltimar, Kathy, good morning.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Good morning.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Your thoughts with the asking for a friend?
Speaker 15 (24:38):
Well, I just said that John, you have the patience
of job to take these people, because there's no way
that I would have been able to ask all those
follow up questions and not have snapped on her at
some point.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Well, I try to like get all the details, Kathy,
in case there's something that we're missing.
Speaker 14 (24:52):
You know.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
I try to try to help out as much as
I can, and sometimes the whole disc is deeper.
Speaker 15 (24:59):
Yeah, I mean she it was just like this is
wrong and this is wrong and this is wrong, but
like it's just her opinion. It's definitely not her wedding.
And it was just really funny because you were just
I could tell you were trying, but I was like
I would have been like, what is wrong with you?
We don't even need to have some followers because you're
an idiot.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Well, there's that, I think honestly, you, Kathy, working on
this show my coworkers has built my patience you know
what I mean.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Yeah, for sure, John.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yoh no, no, no, I have a great day.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
Katty, thank you for listening by all this. Say this.
Never been married, I'm a dude. It is what is.
Weddings aren't necessarily the highest priority.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
But if you uh get stressed out about your sister's
wedding this much, either you have nothing going on in
your life or everything in your life, you make like
a number one stress her and.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
That's no way to live.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Also, why are you living to your sister?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, imagine like getting that upset
about somebody's wedding, assuming you approve of who they're marrying, Yeah,
the rest of it, unless it's on a holiday and
it's gonna be a ten hour thing and like that.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Maybe that's a little bit different. But the date's wrong.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Yeah, you're complaining about the vibe.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Yeah, I don't the food, all of it. That's if
you want to do you in asking for a friend.
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Speaker 1 (26:10):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Let me go in bell l air, Kate, good morning,
good morning. This is a coworker. They're saving your phone
as what. Okay, wife of breeze.
Speaker 21 (26:31):
Every time she left the room, we would have to
spray and spray the chair that she was sitting in.
Speaker 10 (26:36):
She smelled terribly.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
You can say what feel the work? This was Kate.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
A corn dealership.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Okay, one second, you're in the running. Well yeah, I
mean but understandable.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
No, you should not, you should.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
You shouldn't have to.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
But I'm saying the name like understanding that part of Melissa,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
I grow the name of the phone, and is what.
Speaker 18 (27:02):
Patty mayonnaise?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Okay, there's a lot. My mind goes to the dark
side pretty quickly there. But why I think that your
phone's Patty Mayonnaise?
Speaker 18 (27:10):
Well because of the ex co worker.
Speaker 10 (27:13):
Her name, the real name is actually Stacy. But when
she talked, she used to have like the white stuff
that builds.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Up in the corner of their mouth.
Speaker 21 (27:22):
Yeah, yeah, like, and I just remind the mayonnaise like
a little bit.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Ye understood, all right, Melissa?
Speaker 4 (27:29):
One second, somebody texting a guy guy named to pump
Jack must be a mechanic, I think must be like
works some cars something like that.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
So that's interesting. That's a good one. The gas station
and there's.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, but I think that's a good thing to have
because like if you need a jack car up, I
have sauce in a couple of weeks ago. That big deal,
that's what I call It took quite more than that,
but I got dirty.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Scared you're gonna take your head off.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
That was That would have been the way I go
to is helping.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Change your time.
Speaker 9 (28:09):
We found out that like that day that my great
grandfather he got hit in the head with one, and
I was like, good thing.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
My dad didn't tell me this this morning.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yes, uh in Pasadena, speaking of sauce, don good morning,
good morning, they're staying your phone as what sir?
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Five years? Okay, why five years? Because it's my ex
life and that's five years of my life.
Speaker 13 (28:32):
I will never get better.
Speaker 8 (28:33):
Man, all right, that's good is running?
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Uh the person with the gamer takes we can't call
that one, but that is yeah. I mean that's that
should been a sign right there.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
You can't.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
Let me go.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
There's so many of these in Eldersburg. Amanda, good morning,
good morning. This is your husband he's in your phone
as what.
Speaker 12 (28:57):
So it has been a regular name, but then like
for inentheses, it says super cool.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Calc as in short for calculus guy.
Speaker 21 (29:05):
That is how he saved his name in my.
Speaker 12 (29:08):
Phone whenever we met a week into college and I
thought it was really cute because he offered calculus help.
And I've left it and we've been married for almost
five years.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Now, Amanda, did you actually need help with calculus? Or
do you pretend that he would tutor you?
Speaker 8 (29:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Okay, Amanda went second running did my high school girlfriend?
Because I was really good at math math in college,
but I pretend to be dumbs She tutored me worked
Gonnard didn't work out in the end, but Gonner in
the moment.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Did you like correct her work? When she was I
was pretending like.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Yeah, e is adorable.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
Look at us.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Let me go in Tennessee on the iHeart app Tony,
good morning, good morning. All right, this person in your
phone is what.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Hot tramp?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Hot tramp? Okay is depth number for the radio? I'm kidding?
Why then your phone is hot tramp?
Speaker 6 (30:04):
My friend Ricky is hot tramp in my phone?
Speaker 8 (30:06):
And why why is she called hot tramp.
Speaker 14 (30:09):
It was a playoff of a David Bowie lyric of
rebel Rebel Hot tramp for me and her, but she
was also well known at the bar.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
Okay, all right, Tony one second, you're on the running.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
Being called a tramp is just so hurtful, though, Like,
I don't I've never been hurt more than.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
When my ex best friend's mom called me that on Facebook.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Yeah, really, what was the context?
Speaker 9 (30:33):
She's called me a tramp? And I was like that's crazy.
I was like, that's crazy talk, and you're you're putting
on Facebook.
Speaker 8 (30:40):
Hey, you're an adult.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Hey girl.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
First of all, I it did nothing to be called
a tramp. Second of all, that's hurtful. Yeah, there's anything else.
Dare you let me go? Nicole? Good morning this person?
First of all, they're who's you?
Speaker 20 (30:56):
So it's someone I went on a date with.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
Okay, and there on your phone is what they're My.
Speaker 20 (31:01):
Phone is Venmo Because they actually asked that I would
pay the tip on the date, which is totally fine,
but then they undertipped and used the rest of my
Venmo transaction to send me money for a coffee the
next day, so I basically paid.
Speaker 14 (31:14):
For my own coffee.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
The next day, here's here's a coffee. Yeah, you just
spend back my money.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Yeah, you're basically paying it forward to yourself, Nicole.
Speaker 20 (31:24):
And he didn't even mend me all the money back.
He kept part of it for himself.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Was his name is Daryl or something like that, Brian Nicole.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
One second in the running. Well, I mean the shoe
fits vote for your fate over tax nine nine three
three eight. There's so many of these in bel air, Amy,
good morning, good morning. All right, this is your boyfriend.
They're in your phone as what and why was awskih?
Speaker 21 (31:55):
So his name is Mike, but my brother in law
name is Mike and just felt really weird, so I
needed a different name, So I ca.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Okay, I mean that's adorable. That's okay, and you guys
have been together how long? Okay, there we go, Hall
One second're in the running. There's so many of these
like we can't haul which is they're hilarious and I
wish but like the old hookup, can't can't do that
(32:25):
one now in bel.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
Air, Meghan, good morning, by good morning. This is your
ex husband in your phone?
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Is what douche canoe?
Speaker 8 (32:35):
I think that's pretty self explanatory.
Speaker 12 (32:38):
Yeah, it rolls out the tongue.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
It's fun to side it does.
Speaker 8 (32:40):
Is he aware of his moniker?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (32:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I don't think so.
Speaker 15 (32:48):
I don't think that.
Speaker 8 (32:49):
Fair, all right, Megan Hall.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
One second in the vote for your favorite nine ninety
three three over text.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Intern John in your morning shows, Jase, you missed it?
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Second date update on interns on your morning show, brought
to you by Strategic Love Play now playing the Signature
Theater in Arlington, VA. You're dating somebody, you think things
are going well, then they stop talking you. We tracked
figure on exactly what's going on? Sarah, Good morning? Hi?
Going through your email? So you and Jared matched on
(33:23):
hinge about how long ago?
Speaker 10 (33:25):
I guess it was around a month ago?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
And what about Jared's profile? Mad made him stand out?
What drew you to him?
Speaker 10 (33:33):
He just kind of checked all the boxes, like he
didn't have real creeper vibes on his profile and wasn't
like holding a fish, you know, standing there does like
awful profile photos. He just looked really likable and.
Speaker 18 (33:47):
He's a dog lover.
Speaker 10 (33:48):
You know, he's interested in a lot of the same
things I'm interested in, and he just looks like a
nice guy important And so how long from matching to
seeing each other in person the first time?
Speaker 8 (33:58):
What was that window?
Speaker 18 (34:01):
It was pretty quick. It was within the first week.
Speaker 8 (34:03):
We had a date, okay, and that was the dinner date.
Speaker 10 (34:06):
It looks like, yeah, we went to dinner. You know,
we had some drinks and we just had a really
nice conversation and I thought it was going pretty well.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Did the conversation transfer over from the app to in
person pretty easily?
Speaker 8 (34:19):
Like it was a seamless transition.
Speaker 10 (34:22):
Yeah, we were like messaging right away and we were chatting.
I mean, you know, it was like intermittent because we
have opposite schedules, and I understand that he's like really
busy with his job, so I wasn't like too worried.
Speaker 18 (34:34):
If he didn't.
Speaker 10 (34:35):
Answer right away. But I mean we had a pretty
consistent conversation going okay.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
And the flag that first comes up for me, as
you mentioned that between the first day and the second date,
getting him to commit to the second date was like
pulling teeth. Can you go into what you mean by that, Well,
you know, we.
Speaker 10 (34:51):
Were having such great conversation, and I figured, like, why
don't we take this offline and.
Speaker 18 (34:55):
Actually meet in person. So that's kind of what I.
Speaker 10 (34:57):
Said to him, and he was like, yeah, that's how
he was really great. And he didn't give me any
other answers. He just like, so, do you want me
to plan the whole thing or do you have any suggestions
of when we should meet? So it was just kind
of slow from the start, like the conversation seemed to
roll up until I asked him in person, and then
he seemed to kind of take a step back.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Wait, so for the two dates you guys went on,
did you plan them or did he plan them?
Speaker 10 (35:21):
I mean I kind of planned everything.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Okay, that's that changed that. Did you pay for the dates?
Ord he paid for them?
Speaker 18 (35:30):
No, I mean he.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
Paid for dinner and everything was you know, really great
from there.
Speaker 8 (35:35):
And so here we are.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
You have her phone a week and a half, you've
reached out, no calls, no text, nothing, and you want
to know where his head's That is that fair?
Speaker 13 (35:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (35:45):
I mean I just I thought that both dates ended
pretty well. It seemed like he might be interested in
seeing me again. So I just don't know what happened.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
Have we kissed on the lips?
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Good question.
Speaker 10 (35:58):
He did attempt to give me a kiss after the
second date, and I just the vibes were kind of
off at the end of the night, so I didn't
really what happened.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Do you think maybe that's why he if he rejected
his romantic advance in the form of the keys, do
you like that makes me want to jump off the
bridge of the water stop that?
Speaker 6 (36:19):
Do not say that.
Speaker 10 (36:22):
I could see why you might think that, but you know,
I just I kind of let him know, like, Hey,
you know, I really like you. I just want to
give this more time before we make it physical. I
feel like I was pretty.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Honest, calm and try to get his side of the
storks and I am curious.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
I'm just duck under.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
I conference Jared, please, this is and man, it's a
intern Gahn. I got Sauce Rose years well. We talked
to him the air real quick about something. I seemed
like thirty seconds of your time. Nothing bad, Okay, sure
I got something on their line, Sarah, if you want
to say hello, hi, Jared nailed and so Jared Sarah
(37:15):
reached out to us, told us, you guys a match
okay on a hinge about a month or so ago,
had two dates, but the last week and a half
or so she hasn't heard from you. So we're checking
in seeing where you're at, buddy?
Speaker 16 (37:30):
Where am I at?
Speaker 8 (37:31):
Yes? Like, do you see a future? Do you want
to see each other again?
Speaker 6 (37:34):
Not like physically? Where are you?
Speaker 8 (37:35):
Yeah? Why haven't we?
Speaker 16 (37:38):
No? I yeah, I'm a little this is a little unnerving. Sorry, Yeah,
so yeah I did. Sarah and I did go on
a couple of dates.
Speaker 8 (37:48):
Yes, we know that.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (37:50):
Well why why do you disappeared?
Speaker 16 (37:53):
Well, I think the biggie for me is I found
out for my sister that Sarah had contacted through Instagram
and started asking a bunch.
Speaker 7 (38:07):
Of questions about me.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
Oh my god, which, yeah, ma'am.
Speaker 16 (38:13):
That's a little prep And you know I love my sister.
Speaker 8 (38:16):
Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Drag her into like.
Speaker 16 (38:19):
A web of you know, prefer to keep her out
of there.
Speaker 8 (38:25):
Yes, Sarah, did you reach out to.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
I mean, come, like, light up?
Speaker 10 (38:31):
It wasn't like stalker vibes like you gave off a
really weird vibe at the end of our second day.
And yeah, I happened to know someone who knows your sister.
So I did a little digging around to try and
see if you were worth even trying.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
But yeah, that weird vibe.
Speaker 16 (38:46):
That weird vibe was because I feel like I'm being stalked.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yeah, I guess, like, like, so you when you reached
out to his sister, did you say, hey, I've gone
on two days with your brother.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
Is he a good guy?
Speaker 14 (39:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (39:01):
I just kind of wanted to see like if he
had I don't know, maybe he had just got out
of a serious relationship and he wasn't ready, or like
maybe his toe on the water a little too soon.
Speaker 18 (39:11):
Like I just I don't know.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
I mean, I think about Sared Sarah for Devil's Advocate.
If Jared reached out to like your brother, but hey, bro,
I'm going on dates their sister, would you not be
a little bit like that's weird?
Speaker 7 (39:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (39:30):
I think maybe if he didn't know him at all, Yeah,
but like I know somebody who knows his sister, So.
Speaker 21 (39:36):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
How do you How do you know somebody knows his sisters?
Speaker 8 (39:43):
Yes, I.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
Looked him up on social media. On social media, I
saw that we had mutual friends.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Okay, I'm gonna put you guys in hold are you
teams Sarah team, Jeredy go get caught.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Up with intern Johnny your morning.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
Shoes real quick.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
I don't think this is a trend we need to
have in this office. Fortune magazine is talking about there's
a new trend in offices. No shoes allowed, the hard pass.
It's hard pass. Well, according to them, more and more
companies are banning shoes at work, especially startups. You can
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wear socks, slippers, or go barefoot, but you leave shoes
at the door. Okay, so they say it's not about
like avoiding vacuuming or being dirty.
Speaker 17 (40:38):
The idea is, Eric, when you were my internet used
to always take my shoes in the studio when I
was editing back in the door.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
That doesn't mean it's good.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
To Eric studio you're allowed to take your shoes off.
Speaker 17 (40:52):
No, it is good because you know why, because I
took a class and call MC what's up?
Speaker 7 (40:57):
The stress?
Speaker 17 (40:58):
Intention all your stresses, your in your feet and your extremities.
First thing you do when you get home, take your
shoes and your socks off. Let the stress cast a
question out or more important, what was your major radio
and why are you take a class on stress intention.
He's a high stress It was it anger management, Eric,
is that you're talking about? It was taken anger management
class health class back then.
Speaker 6 (41:18):
For whatever I did, we had to take health classes.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
You have a lot of stress and tension, but I
let it out with taking the shoes.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
And you're gonna.
Speaker 9 (41:25):
Say something else, ironically when when you did bring this up,
the last person I want with the shoes off is Eric.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
So it's cooison. Here, take your shoes.
Speaker 8 (41:34):
Try it right now. Take your shoes off the floor
in the studio.
Speaker 6 (41:37):
Yes, fine, a bunch of stuff over here.
Speaker 8 (41:41):
Yes, it's okay, it's a shared space. It's fine. Yeah,
I feel the stress. Just my guy, did you like
garlic glass?
Speaker 18 (41:50):
Sign? Shut up?
Speaker 6 (41:51):
I have the cutest feet I do.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
If there was ever a market for hobbit feet, I
really think we can make yours go.
Speaker 8 (42:01):
I know we have. You have the extra tell I
think that's what kind of gets it.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
I think that is it. I think it is in
my talents, Air talents.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
I got a talent. Yeah all right, all right, thanks Eric,
I'm okay.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
The idea is to make the office feel more relaxed
and more collaborative. They also say it makes people feel
less anxious.
Speaker 9 (42:23):
What are you like shaking feet collaborative?
Speaker 8 (42:26):
I mean, there is nothing.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
It is a sweet release when you just take your
shoes off at the end of the day, Like that
does feel nice. However, like the office is gross.
Speaker 6 (42:34):
I don't want to look at people's.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Yeah, and then do you have to like obviously put
the shoes back on to go to the bathroom. That's
one of the grossest things. At the airport. People walk
into the bathroom on the plane choose on like that,
what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (42:46):
What you do?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Or when people go through tsa with like sandals and like, girl.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
That does sup.
Speaker 9 (42:53):
But sometimes like you can tell it, they are like,
oh my gosh, I totally forgot that's fair.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
I totally forgot my socks.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
But there's some folks where it's like, oh you you
just be raw dog in it everywhere.
Speaker 8 (43:01):
Yeah, that's not what I'm saying. So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
They say kinds of pros and cons create awkwardness or
cause hygiene issues. That would be a con. Yeah, yeah,
that's a that's a con. So there you go.
Speaker 9 (43:12):
Like athletes foot I mean I guess like we're not
like standing in the same place.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Yeah, but again, look at how dirty every day for
I leave, I wipe down the studio the Clarox wipe
like legitimbly, and somehow it looks like, I don't know,
the fudge factory came in.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
If somebody had a guest on their show and they
ate a bunch of like cereal or something and then
they rolled over with my chair.
Speaker 8 (43:33):
That's pretty stilly idea.
Speaker 9 (43:34):
So there's like crumbs everywhere, and I'm like, do I
just bring in my handheld vacuum?
Speaker 6 (43:38):
Think that they're just spreading at this point.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Yeah, So that's like I wouldn't want to be barefoot
here or without shoes here because it's disgusting. Yes, But
also they always say, I don't wear your shoes inside
the house, right because all the germs on it. So instead,
do you want the germs on your socks?
Speaker 6 (43:54):
I take my outside clothes off right when I get inside.
Speaker 8 (43:56):
Do you really yes, because you're afraid if I got dirty?
Speaker 7 (43:59):
They are. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
If I'm staying on my couch, I am not wearing
what I wore to work.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
On my You have a white couch, though, I think
like that germs bro, Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 9 (44:07):
Yeah, I'm laying on that my my face is probably
on it. I don't need that.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Somebody texted and they also took that class Montgomery College
in twenty nineteen, but thirty years for Eric did so
that's well, ask her. It's a long sorry after thirty
is after it's a long class.
Speaker 9 (44:21):
You take them off outside for the grounding but not inside.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Oh that's that's just like the touch grass thing feels
like stand the grass and then yeah, go.
Speaker 8 (44:28):
I can understand.
Speaker 9 (44:29):
Yeah, I go outside and ground yourself or eat potatoes too.
Speaker 8 (44:33):
This place is gross. So I would say no sauce,
yes or.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
No okay, yes, no, no thing.
Speaker 8 (44:40):
I would love your thoughts over text nine nine three
three eight.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
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This is injured John and your Morning Shows in.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
Case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
Bake name Christy, good morning. Hey, it's going great. Your
confession of all is your sister? What's going on?
Speaker 14 (44:56):
So?
Speaker 18 (44:57):
My sister has been with the SIGH for about a year,
and I mean, I think he's great. My parents are
kind of indifferent to him. But she told me that
she's eloping this weekend. Oh okay, and I just my
parents are gonna die.
Speaker 7 (45:15):
They're just gonna freak out. And are you on the one.
Speaker 8 (45:19):
Are you on her side or what's your thoughts?
Speaker 7 (45:24):
I mean, I think he's great.
Speaker 18 (45:25):
I think it's a little soon maybe, but you know,
when you know, you know, I guess okay, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (45:33):
Is her planning to tell your parents eventually or what's
like the end goal?
Speaker 9 (45:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (45:37):
I mean she'll tell our parents afterwards, but I just
kind of feel like they're going to be upset that
they weren't a part of her big day.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
Okay, can put your hohold one second? Yeah, let me go.
Speaker 8 (45:50):
Do you think name Abby? Good morning?
Speaker 7 (45:53):
Good morning?
Speaker 8 (45:54):
Your confession, girl? What you got for us?
Speaker 7 (45:57):
So?
Speaker 13 (45:58):
My confession is that I caught.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
Off my wedding last year with my I guess he
thinks that it's not my ex but my ex.
Speaker 13 (46:08):
He doesn't know that I'm leaving him, and it's right
around Christmas.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Well fade and not to get in the deep semantics,
but wouldn't he know you were leaving him when he
called out the wedding last year?
Speaker 13 (46:18):
No, because we were going to fix things and he
still has the rings and bull bah. You know he's
trying to he was trying to save save grace.
Speaker 7 (46:27):
I guess you could say.
Speaker 8 (46:28):
Okay, and so when you caught wed.
Speaker 7 (46:30):
Has no idea and you won't know until I until
I'm leaving.
Speaker 13 (46:33):
I've been stashing things.
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Away, sure slowly, but surely the whole year.
Speaker 8 (46:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
And so when you called the wedding in the back
of your mind, did you know it was over? Over
or did you too be like, okay, well we'll see
if we fix things, and then how it goes from there.
Speaker 7 (46:46):
I was no, I was done.
Speaker 13 (46:48):
I was done at that point, but there are other
underlying things that.
Speaker 16 (46:53):
Kept us, you know, there.
Speaker 13 (46:55):
And I finally decided.
Speaker 7 (46:58):
At the beginning of the year that I was on
crap for you.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Yeah, good for you for choosing you, girl. I mean,
that's a that's amazing. How one second, fake name Abbey,
you were in the running. Let me go fake name Megan.
Good morning.
Speaker 8 (47:12):
All right, girl, laid on. What's your secret?
Speaker 13 (47:15):
Okay? So I my ex boyfriend had a fake Instagram account.
Give me one second.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
I'm sorry, Yeah, your class, Well just wait here for
a little bit.
Speaker 8 (47:29):
And this what we could do. I can get some
hold music, okay.
Speaker 13 (47:34):
Okay, So my ex boyfriend, he had a private Instagram account,
and you know, I want me to see what was
on in it. So I made a fake Instagram, fake girl,
fake name, and I followed it. He let me in,
and that was my intention, just to see the account.
Eventually he started messaging the account and starting with her
trying to take home dates. And so for like six months,
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I was cat fishing him on this fake account and
he had no idea until she tried to like he
planned this whole day, try to take me out, and
I had to tell him the truth.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Okay, And so he didn't get the hint for six
months that this girl, even though as you, wasn't interested,
and the man just kept kept trying.
Speaker 13 (48:14):
Well, I definitely was making it seem like I was interested,
but I wasn't. I wasn't meeting up with him, but
I was making it seem like I was interested.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
In short and then would you like update photos and
post new photos?
Speaker 13 (48:31):
Yeah, so I had I had this one specific girl
from Pinterest that I followed, and I would use the
same girl's pictures from Pinterest. Yeah, it was like the
same girl every time. So he wouldn't get suspicious, okay.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
And then so for the six months, he never asked
for this girl's phone number or to FaceTime or proof
that she's a real person.
Speaker 13 (48:48):
Honestly, No, I think he was. I think he was
a little slow. I think he cared more about was
talking to him than anything else.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yeah, that's fair. That's why he's next. All right, Megan,
one second running. You can vote for your favorite text
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In Case You missed It with what's the biggest lie
they told you? No, we're not talking about the small
eyes like oh I didn't get you a gift for Christmas,
but I actually did. The big lies that they shared
with you.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
So you need to get off your chest, Vienna, Katie,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
All right, the girl went on for a long time.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
But my ex husband now but of fourteen years, was
having an affair with one of my best friends. Wow,
all came crashing down.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
At a Halloween party that I was actually hosting, a
couple of my friends saw them being a little flirtatious
and followed them up the driveway, only to see him
helping her get into an uber.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
And making out.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
Oh god, and then it was.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
This full oh no, no, no, no, it was this
one stupid thing.
Speaker 8 (01:50):
Sure, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
A year later, I ended up having a charge on
my credit card that looked kind of funny. Ended up
calling and asking Marriott for tax purposes.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I needed all of my.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
They ended up telling me, yeah, there's a whole bunch
of them that have been paid in cash, and actually
there's a check in happening for.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
A day's day in like an hour.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Whoa, My sister and I sat out in front of
the hotel and so we confronted.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Them the real life.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah, yeah, she was married to my ex husband's best friend.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Sure, okay, all right, a great a human Okay, Katie,
my goodness. One second, you're in the running lot. Somebody
texted in that they had an employee who claimed their
mother died made a fake obituary just because they wanted
to take time off. That is next level because at
(02:57):
that point the fake obituary, do you do the rest
of the new saper as well? I mean, and like,
I'm pretty sure he could probably search the first, same, last,
same obituary and then nothing pops up.
Speaker 9 (03:07):
But also, if someone had told me that their parents
passed away, I wouldn't think that they're lying, So I'm
not gonna search for it.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
Yes, they're dead, and here's the obituary to prove it.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I.
Speaker 9 (03:16):
Would never have thought, like, I wouldn't think that because
that's just such a horrible thing to lie about.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
That that's something Eric would do.
Speaker 10 (03:24):
That.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
But and here's the proof. Didn't excited the extra thorough
this time in my life. Okay, sure that makes sense. Yeah,
I let me go in the Eastern Shore Mark and morning.
All right, we'll go check back on Mark in a second.
Let me go in Woodbridge. Attie, good morning.
Speaker 8 (03:43):
Hi, good morning, all right girl. The lie they told you,
is what.
Speaker 11 (03:47):
So I was leading this guy for a decently long
time and he lied to me about his age.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
He claimed to be older than me, okay.
Speaker 11 (03:56):
And in reality I found out like a year later
of us being together, he was actually two years younger
than me.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
What did he just like make it a mistake or
he would do it intentionally because he didn't think he'd
be interested.
Speaker 11 (04:10):
Yeah, Like he was insecure that I was older, and
he was like, no, the guy is supposed to be
older than in the relationship.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The guy is supposed to be taller, like all the silliness.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
Okay, and then so how did you figure out he
was lying?
Speaker 12 (04:27):
I ended up we actually got pulled over.
Speaker 11 (04:30):
From the police one time and I saw his license.
Speaker 13 (04:34):
I don't know why.
Speaker 12 (04:35):
I was all burn.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
That he was born That's okay, that's something so silly
live all too two years?
Speaker 13 (04:42):
Is like not.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
His name Kevin Naddy sounds like a Kevin.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
It was Robert Robert one second you're in the running. Yeah,
that's just an odd weird because if you lie about that,
that's like you keep that's whatever what happens his birthday,
says my hate mom, Just you know, this year.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
I'm two years younger.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Yeah, I'm thirty.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah right, let me go and Jesse Chris and good morning,
Good morning. I begges is lie? What happened?
Speaker 14 (05:15):
I was just scrolling Facebook and I saw a person
you may know and it had the same last name
as my current boyfriend. So I asked him and I
was like, oh, do you know this person has the
same last name as you?
Speaker 7 (05:28):
And he goes, oh, yeah, that's my cousin.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I didn't think anything of it.
Speaker 14 (05:32):
And then I am hanging out with his family solo
shortly thereafter, and I was like, oh, I saw one
of your cousins on Facebook, Like, who is this cousin
to you guys, and they were like, that's not our cousin,
that's his ex girlfriend just coincidentally has the same last name.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
WHOA, that's dumb thing A lie about. They're not even together.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Wait, so was he cheating or name?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
No, no, they that is that was legit his ex
girlfriend several years.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Okay, it's so dumb. Yes, he just thought it was
easier to do it this to lie and.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Then just to avoid the conversation.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I get that we all have axes. Yeah, okay, christ
one second you're in the in the running. I get that.
That's a guy brain though, where it's like as DearS
to lie.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
That's so stupid. Yeah, someone was like, yeah, that's my
like okay, and.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Then you have to explain it and like, hey, actually
this is uh.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
It's like a next wife.
Speaker 15 (06:21):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
By the way, vote for your favor over text nine
ninety three three eight. Somebody texts an HR manager here.
You'd be surprised how many fake obituaries we see. That's wild.
I just don't know, Like well, yeah, but again, like
how do you fake it? Unless you put it in
a word doc or you submit to one of those
remembering sites, like a fake one that way. Yeah, because
if you send me a fake obituary sauce for your
(06:44):
uncle Kleidus, Uh, is it going to be just the
uh like a word document likegit like.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
If anybody dies?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, I mean like that's not that's such an odd thing.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
That that's a lot of work just to get off work.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
Yeah, at that point, change shops, you know what I mean?
Speaker 16 (07:00):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Off a lot of people lying about being married, which
is all so crazy pretty common.
Speaker 13 (07:07):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Did somebody says TV movies lad about water breaking? If
lows the baby is born, that one little splash things
you know.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
No, I did not know that.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Well I do know while we count the votes.
Speaker 17 (07:17):
Yes, Eric, So it's really not that hard to make
a fake obituary. Okay, go to obituary dot com hit
free obituary and it'll make you a fake obituary.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
You should not.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
How do you know that, Eric? I just googled it.
Speaker 17 (07:31):
Or you can go to Canva and use the Canva
outline and there you go. So it's not that hard.
I'm on you.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
The more the more you know there, you're.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Going to Eric misses the day of work next week.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
We're going to need like three obituaries now for people.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna a picture the.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Body version and also.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Yes and then written proof as well.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Yeah, cheeters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's War of the Roses on intern Johnny your Morning
Shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
I'm calling for Henry.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yes, this is him.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Hi, my name is Tory. I'm pulling from a new
flower shop. We're called by Miss Flowers. We're right downtown.
We're trying out some new marketing, offering locals a free
bouquet of a dozen red roses. Uh, don't need a
credit card info, nothing like that. We're just hoping to
get more foot traffic before the holiday season. So is
that something that you're interested in. We can get them
out today.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Yeah, you know, I'm sorry, I'm not sure how to
got my info, but just.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Google, okay.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
So we're just like trying to, like, you know, help
with more local foot traffic, help out your neighborhood, the
local economy and everything. And just I know if you
saw my mom's bouquets like you would love them. And
I'm sure there's someone in your life that could like
use a little happiness in your life. And I think
that it was. It's like a win win for both
of us. You look great, someone gets happy, I get happy.
My mom loves me a little bit more. We support
(08:51):
her her news shop. And it's only free. Again, I
don't need a credit card info. We could get get
it out today if the person's like you know around here.
If not, in my take a day. But we can
get the mouth as fast as we can. We're just
trying to get you know, more people to come in
and use us for future Creek occasions just because we're new.
I mean a lot of people use chains and everything,
and I swear that, like my mother's flowers are gonna
(09:12):
love and use I bet.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Okay, Well, I mean you know, if there's no catch,
then I guess so.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I just I don't want to give it on any
like personal no.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
No, no, the person to understand, Like, I just figure that
you know, you see an Instagram at you're gonna keep
going by it, But with flowers, if you see it
in person, you're gonna keep thinking of us, Right, That's
what I think.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
I'm also just gen z so like do I what
do I know? I don't know. Yeah, and then it
makes you look good.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
So I feel like it's been working for like the
last month that we've been trying it. So, uh, anyway,
can I get the name of the person they're gonna
be sending them to?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
We just need like a first name.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Uh yeah, I guess Kelsey?
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Is that like k E L S E A or
is it Ey? Or maybe I eat EU? I nice?
And then what did she do?
Speaker 13 (10:04):
You?
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Just so when you come back and be like, oh,
hell's Kelsey doing your wife, girlfriend, sister, grandmas, Michael.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
Your coworker? Did she like from say, are you kidding?
Speaker 18 (10:16):
Me right now? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 12 (10:18):
You have about thirty seconds of Kelsey is balin?
Speaker 8 (10:21):
But do so that word?
Speaker 9 (10:22):
But yes, yes, balad, who's Kelsey besides being your coworker?
Speaker 7 (10:30):
Well, I'm sorry, what Henry?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
My name is intern John. I got Sauce and Rose
here as well. That is your girlfriend, Rachel, who has
a very valid question.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
Who's Kelsey?
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Kelsey is just a coworker.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Okay, why would you say coworker? Red Roses? I mean,
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
She's just you know, she seems like she could use
a little.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
She could use a pitch me up to your coworker.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
So the reason we're here, Henry is Rachel has some
suspicions something was up racial. Do you wanna do you
want to drop the evidence on him? I'll give you
the pleasure.
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (11:13):
Why was there a RADI ask song in your laundry?
Speaker 10 (11:17):
Why is there contact solution under your sync?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
You can't say that word, but let's let's start the
contact solution, Henry. Whose contact solution is that?
Speaker 18 (11:25):
Yes, my mom is probably what are you even doing?
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Does your mom stay with you?
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Okay, Okay, Who's who's crusty uncrustable underwear.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Stop saying that.
Speaker 13 (11:42):
Yeah, I don't know, that's probably by my mom's too.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
I don't know what your the want to give you life.
You're blaming you, cheating.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
On your mom.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Your mom.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Your mom puts the cheeks and a thong.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Don't just stop it.
Speaker 13 (11:59):
Why are you.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Worried about my mom.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Like this and the one that brought your mom into this?
Because you're lying, You're definitely lying.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
You're not worried about your mom.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
I'm not worried about your mom.
Speaker 18 (12:10):
I'm worried about who stuff that.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
Is and it's not your your mom's song.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Really, well, let me ask Rachel. One bedroom apartment, I'm assuming. Yeah, okay,
so Henry, your mom slept in your bed with her thong.
Speaker 18 (12:27):
Now you're making a song.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
It's weird all time.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
So why are you sending the flowers to Kelsey though?
That's still it could be your mom's song whatever. Why
are you sending them to Kelsey and not your girlfriend Rachel?
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Because I do enough for Rachel.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, yeah, no, I got no, that's okay.
Speaker 17 (12:53):
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Go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
This was trending online. Our coffee tables the most overrated
piece of furniture in your place.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Who brought us up? Well, the internet did not the
Internet as a hole.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Yes, the whole, except for the corner you're.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Own and they're trolling us.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Is our coffee tables? Over it?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Eight seven seven, nine, nine five four six State one
to call, nine ninety three three eight to text? What'll
gets you on hold? It's start with somebody staying there
basically just a waste of space. Okay, they say they
just collect junk and dust. Then they get in the
way of walking and clean. Now, before I get to
everybody's reactions, here, sauce is a coffee table a waste
(13:43):
of money in space?
Speaker 6 (13:44):
No?
Speaker 9 (13:44):
I mean also, I mean granted, yes, you have to
pay money for a coffee table most of the time,
but why would it be a waste of space? You
can put your drinks on it. I guess you could
get a side table, but I'm too small. My couch's
too big for me to be utilizing a side table.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
Sure, because I have to like so I have to
get up everything.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
One of those like claw things all people have.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
Yeah, literally, so no, I don't. For me, no, and
I don't know. I don't think mine has a lot
of junk on it.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
What's on your coffee table right now? Sausage?
Speaker 9 (14:11):
There's a candle. There's actually two candle. The flavor one
is wicked vanilla woods from bathroom body works. So other one,
I don't know what the flavor is. I've never let it. Well,
someone lit it, I don't know who. Probably you and
I have some like old books, a little cute, you know,
tacky decor, and then I have a blanket on the
lower level of it.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Okay, that's all that's on it right now.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Sure, So I don't think it's a waste of space
because I use it for my drinks.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Sure, and then I clean it off.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Okay, So for you, it's not waste. Yeah, I use it, okay,
rose coffee table waste for now.
Speaker 19 (14:45):
In my personal home, yes, it would be a waste
of space. One because I have children. That one is
still fairly new to walking, so it's more of a
hazard than anything. I do not have a coffee table.
I have an ottoman, which doubles as extra seeding in
case you need it. That's where I stand. I do
think a coffee table can be functional for certain people.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
Though that is there.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
I'm over on the side of it's a waste because
I have a coffee table in my living room that
I don't live in.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
It's actually that one waste space.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah, it means literally just it's just kind of like
it just ends up holding things. And it's like what
people I know, folks who will spend money on like
books they don't read to decorate the coffee table.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Well, all for my mom.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
So okay, you so you are, you're fine.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
Then yeah, I need a coffee table. I have a
giant couch and if I have people over where they
put in their drinks, you're not spilling it on my thing.
I have an autuman, but you're not going to put
your drinks on my automent.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
It is also paying the ass because I feel like
once you move it to clean, it never quite gets
back in the right spot.
Speaker 8 (15:42):
Now yours.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Just in general, it's just like it is a good
old knee to the coffee table, or like a shin
to a coffee table. It makes you want to hit
the coffee table, but then you know you just hurt
yourself more.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
I mean I like my coffee table.
Speaker 18 (15:56):
I like it.
Speaker 19 (15:57):
I had a coffee table like when I lived alone,
like wasn't married and didn't have kids, and I had
a coffee teople.
Speaker 8 (16:02):
I liked having a coffee table because you.
Speaker 19 (16:03):
Can put your feet up, you can drink there, eat
your dinner there, Like it's multi purpose.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
Like I was so connected to my first ever coffee
table that I finally got rid of it six months ago.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
And that's the longest piece of French I've ever had.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Where'd you put it?
Speaker 4 (16:14):
I got to the trash can dumpsters. So the there's
thousands of reactions to this. The pro coffee table points are,
it's a file for holding drinks like coffee.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
Sure, sure makes sense.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
They can hold her modes, books, decorative candles, whoa neil.
It's essentially just like an open storage thing.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
Where are you putting this stuff? Don your your cushions.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
No, that'd be when I'm putting the cushions.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Your brother's probably probably why kick stuff over all? I
don't kick stuff over all time.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Stop doing that. No, I don't you do.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
No, I don't your drinks on the ground and you
kick it over.
Speaker 19 (16:54):
I will say sauce and I have it over and
we've uber uber eats food before and I'm like worm.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
With in your mouth.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
It gets.
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
They say coffee tables can be helpful when guests are over. Yeah,
a service for like drink, snacks, board games, sure, yeahs service,
A dining table.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
That is my dying table, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
They also say they're not an ongoing expense, mostly a
one time purchase.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Yeah, which is fair.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
I feel like those are all.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Correct now, the results saying that it's the argument saying
is a waste, okay, war.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
With somebody to start this whole discussion.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
It's we don't shot away from the heart issues. I
know you're right, You're sorry, Bory what you mean it's brave.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
It is brave to put yourself out there and go
get coffee tables.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
And twenty twenty five coffee tables collect more than dust.
They're getting covered in junk trash that someone doesn't want
to put away.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
That sounds like a problem. That sounds like a U issue.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
And coffee tables like a bookmark for your things.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
So you could also say that about nightstands or like
your your wardrobe thing, what wardrobe thing?
Speaker 6 (17:57):
You know, your dresser.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
Yeah that that has clothes in it, that's you.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
But you can say the top of it gets, you know,
stashed with stuff about your couch.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
You can say it out of chair.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah, but the dresser is out of sight though. This
is like in the middle of the walkway. Okay, yeah, what.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Are we walking? Are talking about? We're walking?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Common tables are inefficient in a small room. That's a
big argument.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Okay, then don't get one booboo.
Speaker 8 (18:19):
They make it awkward to move around. That's true issue.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Okay, I don't know what what are we.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
So oppressed about walking on the coffee table? Move it back?
Speaker 8 (18:31):
Can you jump over it? Do you hurdles? I'm not
a fister athlete.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
I just roll off my couch like I'm a gymnast.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
Your couch is also made of rocks.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Couch?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah, it is like if you run and jump on
sausage couch, you're gonna break a bone.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
No, I started fluffing my couch. What do you mean
I fluffy fluff out the concrete. Dude, you know you
fluff it? I fly I'll take a video. I fluffed
my couch like at least twice a week.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
You're a fluffer.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
I'm a flo I know what those are.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Coffee tables can also stub your toes.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
You more careful, and you think it's supper toe baked.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
Dude, you just don't get it.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
I said my toe more on my bed frame than
I do on my coffee tape. It's the worst. I'm like, oh, God,
choose to hate me today. Sorry, sky Daddy did?
Speaker 8 (19:30):
She says? Sorry, sky Daddy?
Speaker 9 (19:33):
You know good sky Daddy. I don't know what I did,
but I'm sorry. My grandma said I'm allowed to call
him sky daddy.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
Grandmother. It was the minister.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
She's a deaconist, and I asked her last week when
we talked on the phone. I'm like, is it cool
with you if I keep calling sky Daddy? And she's like,
as long as you believe.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
I was like, okay, yeah then, and so you're a
punishment for being mean?
Speaker 8 (19:52):
Was he said with toe?
Speaker 13 (19:53):
No?
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Does this happened like a few This is like two
weeks ago, John?
Speaker 8 (19:56):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (19:57):
From the man himself, though, how was I supposed to
know that?
Speaker 9 (20:01):
I didn't?
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Sorry, I don't long.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
When I saw my toe when I asked, somebody texted
that the their coffee table is the perch.
Speaker 8 (20:09):
My cat stares at me from.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
That's adorable, though, that's a nice little cat lounger.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
It's really terrified it's a cat.
Speaker 19 (20:16):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
This is intern John in your Morning show is in
case you're listed.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
All right, let's do this fake name Mollie, Good morning.
Speaker 13 (20:29):
Hi.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
How are you doing well?
Speaker 4 (20:30):
So your question involves your sister's wedding. What's going on?
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Oh my gosh. I mean, I'm just frustrated because my
sister is getting married, but like, isn't it taking any
of my advice about the wedding? And I just have
this feeling that you know, everything's going to be horrible
because I I don't know. I mean like.
Speaker 18 (20:54):
It's on the wrong date.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
I feel like who they're getting is wrong, Like this
is like the decor or the venue and it's just
gonna suck.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
So yeah, so you're upset because your sister's wedding. It's
not gonna be like how you'd want your wedding or
how your wedding was.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Well, I just I just think I have good taste
and I don't think she's following okay taste, like at all.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Okay, do we have a lot of time before the wedding?
Like how many months out?
Speaker 8 (21:26):
Are we?
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Just like a couple of months?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Okay, so they're pretty far into the the planning process.
Speaker 11 (21:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
I mean I've tried to talk to her so many times.
She just doesn't listen to me.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Okay, So I guess, and your question is you as
a younger sister or older sister.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
She's laying younger sister.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Okay, so you, as the big sister, are worried that
your younger sister's gonna mess up her own wedding because
she's not listening to your advice and you're wondering, uh,
maybe how to get through to her.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Is that is that fair to say?
Speaker 16 (22:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Pretty much. I mean I know there's not too much
we can do at this point. I'm just hoping, you know,
I can provide some sort of helpful feedback.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Gotcha? Okay?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Can I put you and hold one second? Okay, let
me go in Leesburg, Ky, good morning, good morning. What
do you want to say with this?
Speaker 20 (22:19):
I don't understand why she's so but hurt about her
sister's choices.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, like it's it's not your wedding.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
It's the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
If it's not the way you envisioned it, go have
another wedding.
Speaker 9 (22:35):
So why are you so pressed on your sister's wedding
envisioning that you know it's not you?
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yeah, living through her agree here, Kay, thank you for listening.
You have a great day, you too by going Germantown. Nikki,
good morning, Good morning, Hi Gral What do you want
to say with this?
Speaker 10 (22:52):
I feel like she needs to sit down. It is
not about her.
Speaker 8 (22:55):
I agree with you, guys.
Speaker 10 (22:56):
This is her sister's wedding and it gets her choices.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yeah, Nikki, what would you do if you were the
sister and somebody came to you, like a family member,
said hey, your wedding's all wrong. Would you even entertain it?
Or would you be like, hey, you can just go
jump in the lake.
Speaker 20 (23:09):
I would just be like, you don't need to even
come with you if you don't want to be there.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Yeah, I think that's fair. Yeah, Nikki, thank you for listening.
I have a great day, my man. That is one
of those things where I would say, hey, don't don't come,
you don't have to come, and then people ask why
you're not there. Would you say because I didn't agree
with the date and the theme and the food. Yeah,
and do you think people would be on your side
with that?
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Just be happy for them?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Like, it's not that hard to be just like supportive
unless it's like something that's just not at all.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
I don't know. I really wouldn't even know what that
would entail.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
If you didn't actually support who she was marrying you
had that.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Or if she was getting married at like an ex
on you're like, Hey, I know that you guys met
pumping gas, but you don't have to get married here.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
How about we do it and like backyard or something.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
I don't disagree, Ashley, good morning. What do you want
to say with this?
Speaker 21 (24:00):
I think she's absolutely crazy to try and get involved
in our sister's wedding. I mean, it's her sister's wedding.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 21 (24:06):
If she, like, like you've all said, if she wants
to get married and plan her wedding, then she can
do that perfectly. Fine, I'll let her sister.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Be would you say it's safe to say, Ashley, this
is probably not the first time faith Ning Molly's been
involved in sister's business.
Speaker 21 (24:20):
Yeah, exactly, because she tried to control her life and
I'm sure she has her own life that she can
live and be happy with.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
I know disagree now, Ashley, thank you for listening. Have
a great day.
Speaker 18 (24:29):
Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
By in Baltimar, Kathy, good morning.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Good morning.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Your thoughts with the asking for a friend?
Speaker 15 (24:38):
Well, I just said that John, you have the patience
of job to take these people, because there's no way
that I would have been able to ask all those
follow up questions and not have snapped on her at
some point.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Well, I try to like get all the details, Kathy,
in case there's something that we're missing.
Speaker 14 (24:52):
You know.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
I try to try to help out as much as
I can, and sometimes the whole disc is deeper.
Speaker 15 (24:59):
Yeah, I mean she it was just like this is
wrong and this is wrong and this is wrong, but
like it's just her opinion. It's definitely not her wedding.
And it was just really funny because you were just
I could tell you were trying, but I was like
I would have been like, what is wrong with you?
We don't even need to have some followers because you're
an idiot.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Well, there's that, I think honestly, you, Kathy, working on
this show my coworkers has built my patience you know
what I mean.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Yeah, for sure, John.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yoh no, no, no, I have a great day.
Speaker 8 (25:25):
Katty, thank you for listening by all this. Say this.
Never been married, I'm a dude. It is what is.
Weddings aren't necessarily the highest priority.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
But if you uh get stressed out about your sister's
wedding this much, either you have nothing going on in
your life or everything in your life, you make like
a number one stress her and.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
That's no way to live.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
Also, why are you living to your sister?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, imagine like getting that upset
about somebody's wedding, assuming you approve of who they're marrying, Yeah,
the rest of it, unless it's on a holiday and
it's gonna be a ten hour thing and like that.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Maybe that's a little bit different. But the date's wrong.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Yeah, you're complaining about the vibe.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Yeah, I don't the food, all of it. That's if
you want to do you in asking for a friend.
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Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Let me go in bell l air, Kate, good morning,
good morning. This is a coworker. They're saving your phone
as what. Okay, wife of breeze.
Speaker 21 (26:31):
Every time she left the room, we would have to
spray and spray the chair that she was sitting in.
Speaker 10 (26:36):
She smelled terribly.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
You can say what feel the work? This was Kate.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
A corn dealership.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Okay, one second, you're in the running. Well yeah, I
mean but understandable.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (26:49):
No, you should not, you should.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
You shouldn't have to.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
But I'm saying the name like understanding that part of Melissa,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
I grow the name of the phone, and is what.
Speaker 18 (27:02):
Patty mayonnaise?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Okay, there's a lot. My mind goes to the dark
side pretty quickly there. But why I think that your
phone's Patty Mayonnaise?
Speaker 18 (27:10):
Well because of the ex co worker.
Speaker 10 (27:13):
Her name, the real name is actually Stacy. But when
she talked, she used to have like the white stuff
that builds.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Up in the corner of their mouth.
Speaker 21 (27:22):
Yeah, yeah, like, and I just remind the mayonnaise like
a little bit.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Ye understood, all right, Melissa?
Speaker 4 (27:29):
One second, somebody texting a guy guy named to pump
Jack must be a mechanic, I think must be like
works some cars something like that.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
So that's interesting. That's a good one. The gas station
and there's.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, but I think that's a good thing to have
because like if you need a jack car up, I
have sauce in a couple of weeks ago. That big deal,
that's what I call It took quite more than that,
but I got dirty.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Scared you're gonna take your head off.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
That was That would have been the way I go
to is helping.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Change your time.
Speaker 9 (28:09):
We found out that like that day that my great
grandfather he got hit in the head with one, and
I was like, good thing.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
My dad didn't tell me this this morning.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yes, uh in Pasadena, speaking of sauce, don good morning,
good morning, they're staying your phone as what sir?
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Five years? Okay, why five years? Because it's my ex
life and that's five years of my life.
Speaker 13 (28:32):
I will never get better.
Speaker 8 (28:33):
Man, all right, that's good is running?
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Uh the person with the gamer takes we can't call
that one, but that is yeah. I mean that's that
should been a sign right there.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
You can't.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
Let me go.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
There's so many of these in Eldersburg. Amanda, good morning,
good morning. This is your husband he's in your phone
as what.
Speaker 12 (28:57):
So it has been a regular name, but then like
for inentheses, it says super cool.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Calc as in short for calculus guy.
Speaker 21 (29:05):
That is how he saved his name in my.
Speaker 12 (29:08):
Phone whenever we met a week into college and I
thought it was really cute because he offered calculus help.
And I've left it and we've been married for almost
five years.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Now, Amanda, did you actually need help with calculus? Or
do you pretend that he would tutor you?
Speaker 8 (29:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Okay, Amanda went second running did my high school girlfriend?
Because I was really good at math math in college,
but I pretend to be dumbs She tutored me worked
Gonnard didn't work out in the end, but Gonner in
the moment.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Did you like correct her work? When she was I
was pretending like.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Yeah, e is adorable.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
Look at us.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Let me go in Tennessee on the iHeart app Tony,
good morning, good morning. All right, this person in your
phone is what.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Hot tramp?
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Hot tramp? Okay is depth number for the radio? I'm kidding?
Why then your phone is hot tramp?
Speaker 6 (30:04):
My friend Ricky is hot tramp in my phone?
Speaker 8 (30:06):
And why why is she called hot tramp.
Speaker 14 (30:09):
It was a playoff of a David Bowie lyric of
rebel Rebel Hot tramp for me and her, but she
was also well known at the bar.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
Okay, all right, Tony one second, you're on the running.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
Being called a tramp is just so hurtful, though, Like,
I don't I've never been hurt more than.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
When my ex best friend's mom called me that on Facebook.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Yeah, really, what was the context?
Speaker 9 (30:33):
She's called me a tramp? And I was like that's crazy.
I was like, that's crazy talk, and you're you're putting
on Facebook.
Speaker 8 (30:40):
Hey, you're an adult.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Hey girl.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
First of all, I it did nothing to be called
a tramp. Second of all, that's hurtful. Yeah, there's anything else.
Dare you let me go? Nicole? Good morning this person?
First of all, they're who's you?
Speaker 20 (30:56):
So it's someone I went on a date with.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
Okay, and there on your phone is what they're My.
Speaker 20 (31:01):
Phone is Venmo Because they actually asked that I would
pay the tip on the date, which is totally fine,
but then they undertipped and used the rest of my
Venmo transaction to send me money for a coffee the
next day, so I basically paid.
Speaker 14 (31:14):
For my own coffee.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
The next day, here's here's a coffee. Yeah, you just
spend back my money.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Yeah, you're basically paying it forward to yourself, Nicole.
Speaker 20 (31:24):
And he didn't even mend me all the money back.
He kept part of it for himself.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
Was his name is Daryl or something like that, Brian Nicole.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
One second in the running. Well, I mean the shoe
fits vote for your fate over tax nine nine three
three eight. There's so many of these in bel air, Amy,
good morning, good morning. All right, this is your boyfriend.
They're in your phone as what and why was awskih?
Speaker 21 (31:55):
So his name is Mike, but my brother in law
name is Mike and just felt really weird, so I
needed a different name, So I ca.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Okay, I mean that's adorable. That's okay, and you guys
have been together how long? Okay, there we go, Hall
One second're in the running. There's so many of these
like we can't haul which is they're hilarious and I
wish but like the old hookup, can't can't do that
(32:25):
one now in bel.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
Air, Meghan, good morning, by good morning. This is your
ex husband in your phone?
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Is what douche canoe?
Speaker 8 (32:35):
I think that's pretty self explanatory.
Speaker 12 (32:38):
Yeah, it rolls out the tongue.
Speaker 7 (32:39):
It's fun to side it does.
Speaker 8 (32:40):
Is he aware of his moniker?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (32:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I don't think so.
Speaker 15 (32:48):
I don't think that.
Speaker 8 (32:49):
Fair, all right, Megan Hall.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
One second in the vote for your favorite nine ninety
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Speaker 6 (32:54):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
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Speaker 4 (33:01):
Second date update on interns on your morning show, brought
to you by Strategic Love Play now playing the Signature
Theater in Arlington, VA. You're dating somebody, you think things
are going well, then they stop talking you. We tracked
figure on exactly what's going on? Sarah, Good morning? Hi?
Going through your email? So you and Jared matched on
(33:23):
hinge about how long ago?
Speaker 10 (33:25):
I guess it was around a month ago?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
And what about Jared's profile? Mad made him stand out?
What drew you to him?
Speaker 10 (33:33):
He just kind of checked all the boxes, like he
didn't have real creeper vibes on his profile and wasn't
like holding a fish, you know, standing there does like
awful profile photos. He just looked really likable and.
Speaker 18 (33:47):
He's a dog lover.
Speaker 10 (33:48):
You know, he's interested in a lot of the same
things I'm interested in, and he just looks like a
nice guy important And so how long from matching to
seeing each other in person the first time?
Speaker 8 (33:58):
What was that window?
Speaker 18 (34:01):
It was pretty quick. It was within the first week.
Speaker 8 (34:03):
We had a date, okay, and that was the dinner date.
Speaker 10 (34:06):
It looks like, yeah, we went to dinner. You know,
we had some drinks and we just had a really
nice conversation and I thought it was going pretty well.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Did the conversation transfer over from the app to in
person pretty easily?
Speaker 8 (34:19):
Like it was a seamless transition.
Speaker 10 (34:22):
Yeah, we were like messaging right away and we were chatting.
I mean, you know, it was like intermittent because we
have opposite schedules, and I understand that he's like really
busy with his job, so I wasn't like too worried.
Speaker 18 (34:34):
If he didn't.
Speaker 10 (34:35):
Answer right away. But I mean we had a pretty
consistent conversation going okay.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
And the flag that first comes up for me, as
you mentioned that between the first day and the second date,
getting him to commit to the second date was like
pulling teeth. Can you go into what you mean by that, Well,
you know, we.
Speaker 10 (34:51):
Were having such great conversation, and I figured, like, why
don't we take this offline and.
Speaker 18 (34:55):
Actually meet in person. So that's kind of what I.
Speaker 10 (34:57):
Said to him, and he was like, yeah, that's how
he was really great. And he didn't give me any
other answers. He just like, so, do you want me
to plan the whole thing or do you have any suggestions
of when we should meet? So it was just kind
of slow from the start, like the conversation seemed to
roll up until I asked him in person, and then
he seemed to kind of take a step back.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Wait, so for the two dates you guys went on,
did you plan them or did he plan them?
Speaker 10 (35:21):
I mean I kind of planned everything.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Okay, that's that changed that. Did you pay for the dates?
Ord he paid for them?
Speaker 18 (35:30):
No, I mean he.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
Paid for dinner and everything was you know, really great
from there.
Speaker 8 (35:35):
And so here we are.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
You have her phone a week and a half, you've
reached out, no calls, no text, nothing, and you want
to know where his head's That is that fair?
Speaker 13 (35:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (35:45):
I mean I just I thought that both dates ended
pretty well. It seemed like he might be interested in
seeing me again. So I just don't know what happened.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
Have we kissed on the lips?
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Good question.
Speaker 10 (35:58):
He did attempt to give me a kiss after the
second date, and I just the vibes were kind of
off at the end of the night, so I didn't
really what happened.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Do you think maybe that's why he if he rejected
his romantic advance in the form of the keys, do
you like that makes me want to jump off the
bridge of the water stop that?
Speaker 6 (36:19):
Do not say that.
Speaker 10 (36:22):
I could see why you might think that, but you know,
I just I kind of let him know, like, Hey,
you know, I really like you. I just want to
give this more time before we make it physical. I
feel like I was pretty.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Honest, calm and try to get his side of the
storks and I am curious.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
I'm just duck under.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
I conference Jared, please, this is and man, it's a
intern Gahn. I got Sauce Rose years well. We talked
to him the air real quick about something. I seemed
like thirty seconds of your time. Nothing bad, Okay, sure
I got something on their line, Sarah, if you want
to say hello, hi, Jared nailed and so Jared Sarah
(37:15):
reached out to us, told us, you guys a match
okay on a hinge about a month or so ago,
had two dates, but the last week and a half
or so she hasn't heard from you. So we're checking
in seeing where you're at, buddy?
Speaker 16 (37:30):
Where am I at?
Speaker 8 (37:31):
Yes? Like, do you see a future? Do you want
to see each other again?
Speaker 6 (37:34):
Not like physically? Where are you?
Speaker 8 (37:35):
Yeah? Why haven't we?
Speaker 16 (37:38):
No? I yeah, I'm a little this is a little unnerving. Sorry, Yeah,
so yeah I did. Sarah and I did go on
a couple of dates.
Speaker 8 (37:48):
Yes, we know that.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (37:50):
Well why why do you disappeared?
Speaker 16 (37:53):
Well, I think the biggie for me is I found
out for my sister that Sarah had contacted through Instagram
and started asking a bunch.
Speaker 7 (38:07):
Of questions about me.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
Oh my god, which, yeah, ma'am.
Speaker 16 (38:13):
That's a little prep And you know I love my sister.
Speaker 8 (38:16):
Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Drag her into like.
Speaker 16 (38:19):
A web of you know, prefer to keep her out
of there.
Speaker 8 (38:25):
Yes, Sarah, did you reach out to.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
I mean, come, like, light up?
Speaker 10 (38:31):
It wasn't like stalker vibes like you gave off a
really weird vibe at the end of our second day.
And yeah, I happened to know someone who knows your sister.
So I did a little digging around to try and
see if you were worth even trying.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
But yeah, that weird vibe.
Speaker 16 (38:46):
That weird vibe was because I feel like I'm being stalked.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yeah, I guess, like, like, so you when you reached
out to his sister, did you say, hey, I've gone
on two days with your brother.
Speaker 8 (38:58):
Is he a good guy?
Speaker 14 (39:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (39:01):
I just kind of wanted to see like if he
had I don't know, maybe he had just got out
of a serious relationship and he wasn't ready, or like
maybe his toe on the water a little too soon.
Speaker 18 (39:11):
Like I just I don't know.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
I mean, I think about Sared Sarah for Devil's Advocate.
If Jared reached out to like your brother, but hey, bro,
I'm going on dates their sister, would you not be
a little bit like that's weird?
Speaker 7 (39:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (39:30):
I think maybe if he didn't know him at all, Yeah,
but like I know somebody who knows his sister, So.
Speaker 21 (39:36):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
How do you How do you know somebody knows his sisters?
Speaker 8 (39:43):
Yes, I.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
Looked him up on social media. On social media, I
saw that we had mutual friends.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Okay, I'm gonna put you guys in hold are you
teams Sarah team, Jeredy go get caught.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Up with intern Johnny your morning.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
Shoes real quick.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
I don't think this is a trend we need to
have in this office. Fortune magazine is talking about there's
a new trend in offices. No shoes allowed, the hard pass.
It's hard pass. Well, according to them, more and more
companies are banning shoes at work, especially startups. You can
(40:27):
wear socks, slippers, or go barefoot, but you leave shoes
at the door. Okay, so they say it's not about
like avoiding vacuuming or being dirty.
Speaker 17 (40:38):
The idea is, Eric, when you were my internet used
to always take my shoes in the studio when I
was editing back in the door.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
That doesn't mean it's good.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
To Eric studio you're allowed to take your shoes off.
Speaker 17 (40:52):
No, it is good because you know why, because I
took a class and call MC what's up?
Speaker 7 (40:57):
The stress?
Speaker 17 (40:58):
Intention all your stresses, your in your feet and your extremities.
First thing you do when you get home, take your
shoes and your socks off. Let the stress cast a
question out or more important, what was your major radio
and why are you take a class on stress intention.
He's a high stress It was it anger management, Eric,
is that you're talking about? It was taken anger management
class health class back then.
Speaker 6 (41:18):
For whatever I did, we had to take health classes.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
You have a lot of stress and tension, but I
let it out with taking the shoes.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
And you're gonna.
Speaker 9 (41:25):
Say something else, ironically when when you did bring this up,
the last person I want with the shoes off is Eric.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
So it's cooison. Here, take your shoes.
Speaker 8 (41:34):
Try it right now. Take your shoes off the floor
in the studio.
Speaker 6 (41:37):
Yes, fine, a bunch of stuff over here.
Speaker 8 (41:41):
Yes, it's okay, it's a shared space. It's fine. Yeah,
I feel the stress. Just my guy, did you like
garlic glass?
Speaker 18 (41:50):
Sign? Shut up?
Speaker 6 (41:51):
I have the cutest feet I do.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
If there was ever a market for hobbit feet, I
really think we can make yours go.
Speaker 8 (42:01):
I know we have. You have the extra tell I
think that's what kind of gets it.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
I think that is it. I think it is in
my talents, Air talents.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
I got a talent. Yeah all right, all right, thanks Eric,
I'm okay.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
The idea is to make the office feel more relaxed
and more collaborative. They also say it makes people feel
less anxious.
Speaker 9 (42:23):
What are you like shaking feet collaborative?
Speaker 8 (42:26):
I mean, there is nothing.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
It is a sweet release when you just take your
shoes off at the end of the day, Like that
does feel nice. However, like the office is gross.
Speaker 6 (42:34):
I don't want to look at people's.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Yeah, and then do you have to like obviously put
the shoes back on to go to the bathroom. That's
one of the grossest things. At the airport. People walk
into the bathroom on the plane choose on like that,
what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (42:46):
What you do?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Or when people go through tsa with like sandals and like, girl.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
That does sup.
Speaker 9 (42:53):
But sometimes like you can tell it, they are like,
oh my gosh, I totally forgot that's fair.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
I totally forgot my socks.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
But there's some folks where it's like, oh you you
just be raw dog in it everywhere.
Speaker 8 (43:01):
Yeah, that's not what I'm saying. So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
They say kinds of pros and cons create awkwardness or
cause hygiene issues. That would be a con. Yeah, yeah,
that's a that's a con. So there you go.
Speaker 9 (43:12):
Like athletes foot I mean I guess like we're not
like standing in the same place.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Yeah, but again, look at how dirty every day for
I leave, I wipe down the studio the Clarox wipe
like legitimbly, and somehow it looks like, I don't know,
the fudge factory came in.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
If somebody had a guest on their show and they
ate a bunch of like cereal or something and then
they rolled over with my chair.
Speaker 8 (43:33):
That's pretty stilly idea.
Speaker 9 (43:34):
So there's like crumbs everywhere, and I'm like, do I
just bring in my handheld vacuum?
Speaker 6 (43:38):
Think that they're just spreading at this point.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Yeah, So that's like I wouldn't want to be barefoot
here or without shoes here because it's disgusting. Yes, But
also they always say, I don't wear your shoes inside
the house, right because all the germs on it. So instead,
do you want the germs on your socks?
Speaker 6 (43:54):
I take my outside clothes off right when I get inside.
Speaker 8 (43:56):
Do you really yes, because you're afraid if I got dirty?
Speaker 7 (43:59):
They are. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
If I'm staying on my couch, I am not wearing
what I wore to work.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
On my You have a white couch, though, I think
like that germs bro, Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 9 (44:07):
Yeah, I'm laying on that my my face is probably
on it. I don't need that.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Somebody texted and they also took that class Montgomery College
in twenty nineteen, but thirty years for Eric did so
that's well, ask her. It's a long sorry after thirty
is after it's a long class.
Speaker 9 (44:21):
You take them off outside for the grounding but not inside.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Oh that's that's just like the touch grass thing feels
like stand the grass and then yeah, go.
Speaker 8 (44:28):
I can understand.
Speaker 9 (44:29):
Yeah, I go outside and ground yourself or eat potatoes too.
Speaker 8 (44:33):
This place is gross. So I would say no sauce,
yes or.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
No okay, yes, no, no thing.
Speaker 8 (44:40):
I would love your thoughts over text nine nine three
three eight.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 8 (44:44):
This is injured John and your Morning Shows in.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
Case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
Bake name Christy, good morning. Hey, it's going great. Your
confession of all is your sister? What's going on?
Speaker 14 (44:56):
So?
Speaker 18 (44:57):
My sister has been with the SIGH for about a year,
and I mean, I think he's great. My parents are
kind of indifferent to him. But she told me that
she's eloping this weekend. Oh okay, and I just my
parents are gonna die.
Speaker 7 (45:15):
They're just gonna freak out. And are you on the one.
Speaker 8 (45:19):
Are you on her side or what's your thoughts?
Speaker 7 (45:24):
I mean, I think he's great.
Speaker 18 (45:25):
I think it's a little soon maybe, but you know,
when you know, you know, I guess okay, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (45:33):
Is her planning to tell your parents eventually or what's
like the end goal?
Speaker 9 (45:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (45:37):
I mean she'll tell our parents afterwards, but I just
kind of feel like they're going to be upset that
they weren't a part of her big day.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
Okay, can put your hohold one second? Yeah, let me go.
Speaker 8 (45:50):
Do you think name Abby? Good morning?
Speaker 7 (45:53):
Good morning?
Speaker 8 (45:54):
Your confession, girl? What you got for us?
Speaker 7 (45:57):
So?
Speaker 13 (45:58):
My confession is that I caught.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
Off my wedding last year with my I guess he
thinks that it's not my ex but my ex.
Speaker 13 (46:08):
He doesn't know that I'm leaving him, and it's right
around Christmas.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Well fade and not to get in the deep semantics,
but wouldn't he know you were leaving him when he
called out the wedding last year?
Speaker 13 (46:18):
No, because we were going to fix things and he
still has the rings and bull bah. You know he's
trying to he was trying to save save grace.
Speaker 7 (46:27):
I guess you could say.
Speaker 8 (46:28):
Okay, and so when you caught wed.
Speaker 7 (46:30):
Has no idea and you won't know until I until
I'm leaving.
Speaker 13 (46:33):
I've been stashing things.
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Away, sure slowly, but surely the whole year.
Speaker 8 (46:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
And so when you called the wedding in the back
of your mind, did you know it was over? Over
or did you too be like, okay, well we'll see
if we fix things, and then how it goes from there.
Speaker 7 (46:46):
I was no, I was done.
Speaker 13 (46:48):
I was done at that point, but there are other
underlying things that.
Speaker 16 (46:53):
Kept us, you know, there.
Speaker 13 (46:55):
And I finally decided.
Speaker 7 (46:58):
At the beginning of the year that I was on
crap for you.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Yeah, good for you for choosing you, girl. I mean,
that's a that's amazing. How one second, fake name Abbey,
you were in the running. Let me go fake name Megan.
Good morning.
Speaker 8 (47:12):
All right, girl, laid on. What's your secret?
Speaker 13 (47:15):
Okay? So I my ex boyfriend had a fake Instagram account.
Give me one second.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
I'm sorry, Yeah, your class, Well just wait here for
a little bit.
Speaker 8 (47:29):
And this what we could do. I can get some
hold music, okay.
Speaker 13 (47:34):
Okay, So my ex boyfriend, he had a private Instagram account,
and you know, I want me to see what was
on in it. So I made a fake Instagram, fake girl,
fake name, and I followed it. He let me in,
and that was my intention, just to see the account.
Eventually he started messaging the account and starting with her
trying to take home dates. And so for like six months,
(47:57):
I was cat fishing him on this fake account and
he had no idea until she tried to like he
planned this whole day, try to take me out, and
I had to tell him the truth.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Okay, And so he didn't get the hint for six
months that this girl, even though as you, wasn't interested,
and the man just kept kept trying.
Speaker 13 (48:14):
Well, I definitely was making it seem like I was interested,
but I wasn't. I wasn't meeting up with him, but
I was making it seem like I was interested.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
In short and then would you like update photos and
post new photos?
Speaker 13 (48:31):
Yeah, so I had I had this one specific girl
from Pinterest that I followed, and I would use the
same girl's pictures from Pinterest. Yeah, it was like the
same girl every time. So he wouldn't get suspicious, okay.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
And then so for the six months, he never asked
for this girl's phone number or to FaceTime or proof
that she's a real person.
Speaker 13 (48:48):
Honestly, No, I think he was. I think he was
a little slow. I think he cared more about was
talking to him than anything else.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yeah, that's fair. That's why he's next. All right, Megan,
one second running. You can vote for your favorite text
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Speaker 11 (49:05):
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Speaker 3 (49:09):
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casey I'm missed it?
Speaker 7 (49:14):
With yours truly?
Speaker 8 (49:14):
My name is Hoody.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
You can follow me on all social media's at Andrew
Hoodie with y seek you pictures of my dog Teddy,
and I'm excited to hopefully bring Teddy to his first
intern John in your morning show event. It's wild. I've
had Teddy for five years. He hasn't met anyone on
the show, so this will be interesting. Hopefully he's nice
totuff if anything. Follow the show at YMS Radio. See
those interactions, see Teddy interacting with skittles.
Speaker 8 (49:35):
See what happens there. Hopefully good times and good vibes.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
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Speaker 11 (49:42):
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