January 3, 2026 • 53 mins
What were some of our favorite segments from this past week? Join Hoody as he goes through some of the best things from the past five days of the show, including: Second Date Update, What Red Flag Did You Ignore?, Intern John's Little Secrets and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three two one, Start it up, man waking up, this
is out DC and themore wake up.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm ready to start the show with Intern Johnny your
mora sho.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yo, it's Hoodie back again with another I see why
am I? In case you missed it, where we had
the best bits, the best segments, the best everything of
this past week of Intern john in your morning show.
But what the podcast we do enjoy that way, come
Monday morning, you know the NC I'll see all abouts
of this here show and it's the first in case
(00:33):
you missed it, of twenty twenty six. So go ahead
already start practicing right in twenty six and all the
dates you have to do, whether if you even type
dates anymore, type dates right dates anyway, just know we're
gonna start off twenty twenty six with the band, because hey,
you're hanging out with us. You're starting your Saturday off
by just reliving some of our favorite moments from twenty
twenty five, because that was most of this week if anything.
(00:53):
But don't worry, we're gonna get you on the right
foot for this new year. So let's start it off
with what red flag did you ignore? Whether was in
a relationship maybe you were dating them for a couple
of times. Yeah, maybe pay attention to these next time.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
April, good morning, good morning, Okay. The red flag we
nor was what.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
That he would sit in the bathroom for long periods
of times, and I thought he was just you know,
handling his business before he was getting in the shower.
But one day I had to use the bathroom. I
went in and he was sitting on his phone.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah, like I said that.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Well, one time he left his phone in the room
and I went through it. He was cheating.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, okay, yes, So, like, how long on average were
his quote unquote showers, April?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I would say at least like two to three times a.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Week, okay, how many How long would he be in
there for though, with the water.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Just running, sounding like no one's really showering? I would
say maybe ten minutes?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Okay, all right, April, one second, you're in the running.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Yeah, I know, Lisa, the same thing.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
But he was in there for like thirty minutes you
get least, and I'm like, oh, are you okay?
Speaker 6 (02:07):
He's like, oh, my stomach every day.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah, change your diet broh. Yeah, I mean let me
go a fake name, Lisae. Good morning, Hey, good morning.
All right, so we overlook what red flag, fake Dame Lisa.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
How financially irresponsible he was?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
How financially irresponsible was he.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
To the point to where all he cared about was
shoes where he did not pay our daughter's pre school
bill on his car got repolled, all because he wanted
to look good for the streets.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Yeah, not great.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Were the shoes good?
Speaker 9 (02:38):
Dumb?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Or were they what.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Kind of shoes?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (02:41):
It was just just normal Jordan's, you know, normal stuff
that you can get from a foot lockers. Yeah, but
he ran up the five thousand dollars bill in our
daycare because.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
He didn't pay My goodness, okay, all right, fake Dame Lisa.
Oh I went second. You're in the running by way,
both for your favor of a text not nine three
three eight in Gettysburg, Marianna, good morning.
Speaker 10 (03:02):
Good morning, I girl.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
You were with this person for how long?
Speaker 11 (03:06):
Literally we went on three dates and on the third
date he pulled this stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Okay, and just gave us a picture here I scale
of one to ten. How hot were they?
Speaker 12 (03:14):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (03:14):
He was really hot.
Speaker 11 (03:16):
I probably would have forgiven this if it wasn't so terrifying.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Sure, and so what was the give me a celebrity
if they look like.
Speaker 11 (03:23):
Oh Ryan Reynolds, okay, all right?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
And the red flag we ignored and tell we didn't
was what?
Speaker 13 (03:30):
So he was.
Speaker 11 (03:31):
Asking the questions on the date, and one of the
questions was what song would you want to hear before
you die? And so we went back to his apartment
after the date, after a good dinner drink for flow
and it was good and I hear the song playing
when we're like in the hallway of the apartment. He
literally hued it up to his like Amazon or whatever
it's called in the apartment. I was like, oh no,
(03:53):
immediately sent a quick text for my best friend to
be like, you need to pull some excuse and call
me right now that you need me to leave here.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Okay, So was this your first time going back to
his place? Yes, okay, so you on the day he's like,
what's song when here for you?
Speaker 9 (04:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
My god, justin Bieber Baby. You go back to his
place and all of a sudden, you hear.
Speaker 10 (04:12):
I would.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Run so far and so fast? Yeah. Did he like
make eye contact me, hey get the bit or was
it like, hey, I go to the kitchen quake and
grab some sharpening things.
Speaker 11 (04:26):
No, it was he made eye contact with me and
like I think he thought he was seeing funny, but
like he had this smirk on his face that like
did not feel good.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah yeah yeah, just turned around like yeah that's uh.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
That is not funny and yeah a way, No, maybe
if he knew each other for a long time years,
but that's like a third date. Yeah, okay, murder, let
me go on fair facts, Megan, good morning, h R.
The red flag, ma ignore was what Megan?
Speaker 14 (05:00):
Okay, So I didn't find this out until like after
a year of.
Speaker 13 (05:03):
Dating, but he had.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
I ended up finding.
Speaker 14 (05:06):
Out like because we were in college that he ended
up having almost a two hundred thousand.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Debt in student wont.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Was he at least making payments on or just kind
of ignoring it?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (05:18):
No, it was just ignoring it. And so I was
getting everything paid for for it. But then once we
found out, I was like not at like I was
the one that started hugging paid but then I was
just like, no, I'm not doing this anymore.
Speaker 13 (05:30):
And on top of that, he.
Speaker 14 (05:32):
Was a mommy's boy.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
How bad?
Speaker 13 (05:36):
So it was really bad.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It was like she didn't think that like.
Speaker 14 (05:42):
He could do anything, and like the same thing with
the other person who was on the radio, like asking
permission to do the most basic thing.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
And I'm just like what, yeah, okay, all right, Megan.
One second the running, my dad tried to call me
a mama's boy. I think he's just jealous. My mom
likes memore, Yeah, say mama's boy. Like my mom doesn't
like I don't ask her to like come take care
of me or like send me cookies. Sure if I
go to Nashville though to see them, like there'll be cookies,
which is very shying. But my dad's like, you always
(06:11):
ask your mom to make me a sandwich, Like I've
never in my mother, Like, whoa, I asked my mom
to make me a sandwich.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I asked my mom to make me a sandwich?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Do you really know? But like I you put your
mother through.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
The last time my parents' house is like, can you
eat me up some pizza?
Speaker 7 (06:23):
I was like, this is so nice you ask I
actually was really sick though. That's the time that.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
I had like that summing virus different and I hadn't
been eating that's different. And I kept being like, leave
me alone.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
And then finally I text her at mid day, I
was like, I think I feel better because she was
so awake.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I was like, can you please eave me some pizza.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
For everything you put your mother through?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Continually. By the way, I wrote this down because when
Sauce and Savara came over the other day, I wrote
down because Sauce was talking to her mom on the
phone and said something that was like I need to
write this down because it was so funny because your
mom said something and you said, and I quote, do
you think I play in traffic on my free time?
Was what your response was back to your mom. I
don't know what she asked you, but that was your
(07:04):
response to what I was like, that is I mean,
I wish I could know what she said.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
There's like so many different ways to take that sentence, Like,
am I just.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Like not good at making decisions?
Speaker 13 (07:17):
No?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Am I that good at playing traffic that I will
not get.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Hit that car?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Do you think that's what it was? You think?
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Do you think I'm like dodging cars my free time?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I think it's mar So your question, her question, your
decision making ability, sounds like it if we say, do
you think I played in traffic my free time? Yeah?
I wrote down. That was funny.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I wonder what I meant with that. I know what
cheeters were coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh, this is Dan. Dan is Jimothy Collin from Mary
Att Corporate. How are you?
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
This is now a good time?
Speaker 9 (07:58):
What's going on? Are you?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Are you a waking up for me? Is it now
good time?
Speaker 13 (08:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I just woke up.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
No, I wanted to check in real quick. I'm with
our fraud department, and I wanted to run some things
real quick because I see that you are here currently
on business. Are you enjoying the Austin area.
Speaker 15 (08:16):
Yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
It looks like you guys stay with us often at
our properties.
Speaker 15 (08:24):
Yeah yeah, okay, so our corporate account.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Okay, so this is gonna be this gonna be very
important because our fraud department notified me some things. I
need to clear some things up so they don't cancel
your account. Is that okay?
Speaker 9 (08:37):
Yes? Sure?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Place in a brief hold once a.
Speaker 9 (08:49):
Thank you? All right?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
So Dan, real quick? On a scale of one to five,
how happy with your stay so far at the Marriotts
four What can we do to make it a five?
Speaker 12 (09:02):
No?
Speaker 9 (09:03):
I mean there haven't been that many perks.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Last time there was like, uh, you.
Speaker 15 (09:08):
Know, more amenities and they give me a free breakfast
in bed.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
So you're the guy, Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Okay, well I have some perks at the end of this.
And again I appreciate your your offering real quick. You
can you subscribe your room? One bad? Too bad? One bet?
Is that usual what you get with?
Speaker 9 (09:33):
Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
How many people do you usually travel with?
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Like?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
How many in your party?
Speaker 15 (09:41):
Usually is a few of us? We have adjoining rooms sometimes, okay.
Speaker 13 (09:47):
So just.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
For five and for this trip, is there a joining rooms?
Speaker 9 (09:53):
Uh? No, I didn't have that this time.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Okay, can put you on a brief hole one more time?
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Real quick, su.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Brus you and so real quick. I just want to
check in Dan. We've gotten some reports that, uh, there's
been some credit card fraud in people uh uh charging
things to accounts I shouldn't be charging. Have you had
any that happened to you?
Speaker 9 (10:24):
Not that I'm aware of.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
No, Okay, So overall it's been a fantastic.
Speaker 9 (10:28):
Say, it's been pretty good.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Okay, that's all I know. If you if you don't mind,
I'd like to offer you a free gift. I'm sorry,
I'm the only working today, which is crazy layoffs and
hiring freezes. I have either a dozen roses that you
can send anywhere in the United States, or if you
don't want to send the roses, I'd like to give
you a free massage. I put you in a brief
hold one.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Second by.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Bless you now, Dan, would you like the flowers again?
They are romantic roses. We can send those anywhere in
the United States. I see here looks like you are
You live in Virginia? Is that correct?
Speaker 12 (11:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Okay, we can send them to Virginia. Or we have
the romantic Massage for two that's at the y MS
Spodge of siland Street, Fantastical mom pop shop, the Messeuse.
Erica has very soft hands.
Speaker 9 (11:33):
Oh it's been a rough trip.
Speaker 14 (11:35):
I'd definitely take the massage now.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I do want to point out, though the massage is
romantic is for two, and it has to be too.
Erica is very particular about that. So is that give
me an issue?
Speaker 9 (11:47):
No?
Speaker 15 (11:48):
I got somebody perfect in mind.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Who is here currently?
Speaker 15 (11:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (11:56):
You want to?
Speaker 13 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Okay? Is this girlfriend because it is romantic. So I
make sure that it's not it's a coworker. It's romance. Lord,
no sachoes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Seems like a fucking you know we're cool.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I don't know if that first part of the sentence
was that English.
Speaker 15 (12:15):
Seems like a play where you know we're cool.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I don't know. Okay, well listen, yeah but yeah, I guess. Okay,
sometimes these girls getting their feelings. So I want you
your leader on. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 15 (12:28):
Yeah, perfect, Yeah, Well I think she'll appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Okay. So romantic massage just kind.
Speaker 15 (12:34):
Of presentation and she kind of deserves it.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Okay. So here's the thing. So I have the romantic
massage be both you in the same room. Is that okay? Yeah,
without clothes on. I guess we make sure I heard that.
And so what do you want the car to Trish
to say.
Speaker 15 (12:56):
I hope this cools you down after a long journey.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Hope this cools you down after a log the journey.
Speaker 15 (13:03):
Long journey.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
It's been great.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 15 (13:09):
I keep it casual, don't make it get don't make
her get too attached.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
You know, No, I understand uh does how how would
a massage coul somebody down to.
Speaker 15 (13:18):
So, I know, I think that it can be relaxing
after a stressful work trip that we're sort of in
the back nine of this trip. Man, they could help,
you know, a real gentleman of it, kids and toes.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
But uh yeah, a couple of eagles? Hello, can you
hear me? Hear meal?
Speaker 15 (13:49):
So you're again, Oh my god, what.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Are you thinking me?
Speaker 11 (13:54):
You're not even the balls on you like, you don't
even care, don't even you would tell somebody? Oh oh
surprised to hear me? Your girlfriend?
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Yeah right?
Speaker 15 (14:03):
Yeah, when are you work?
Speaker 12 (14:08):
Dan?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Real quick?
Speaker 16 (14:10):
Dan?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Uh? My name is intern John and that is your
girlfriend Caylen. I got Sauce and Rose here as well.
We're doing a war of the roses of the show. Yeah,
I need I need you to know that.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
So I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
Man.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
One of your friends rad you out that you're gonna
be down. You're a TRISHO. Why would you not tell
your girlfriend? I mean, obviously you and Trisha hooking up.
You got some eagles, which that makes no sense.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Yeah, it's the golf thing.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
No, I understand that part of it now, understand that
part of it. However, in the terms of hooking up,
I'm not sure that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Oh okay, well.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Sorry, right now, I'm gonna yeah, I don't think he
has a brain, Caleb, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
I think telling him, God.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I don't know what were you talking about?
Speaker 13 (14:57):
Really, I mean it was the former.
Speaker 11 (15:00):
Like, I'm literally for you, buddy, there's literally tape for
us to run back. So don't even worry.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Have you literally on.
Speaker 14 (15:07):
Tape running back?
Speaker 9 (15:09):
Let's see what happened.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Okay, Well, the Beauty is the podcastle posted layer today
so everybody will hear it.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Yeah, yeah, no you didn't.
Speaker 12 (15:25):
Or of the roses is crek taped and possibly edited
broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 17 (15:29):
Want more roses, go to y m S radio dot com.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
There goes the Turkey he screwed. Okay, Liking social media
thirst Straps is now grounds for divorce in Turkey. Let
me tell you this. I understand that I can tell
whenever Eric's inn access to the show's Instagram because our
suggested posts wild It's seven being like music style, you
(15:54):
sent me screenshots.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
I'm like, what are we.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Doing a little he uses like the show's Instagram, apparently
to creep on people come in Eric, it's fat.
Speaker 17 (16:08):
I'm mad at that he does Insta cleaned my own
Finsta and it's fine.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
And maybe he got called out. Yeah, I got called out.
Speaker 18 (16:17):
And maybe it's because I have my i G attached
to our i G.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Maybe it's the album.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
And John sent me like the search history like a
few weeks ago, and I was like, yeah's all.
Speaker 18 (16:28):
Right, Yeah, okay, that was what all right? That was
being like, let me see what's going on there, but
that's it.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Okay, Yeah, you could just ask I don't know, like
anyone else.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
What do you mean to ask anyone else?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Because like here you looked up. I was like, wow,
don't he just asked me?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah, now this feels weird asking you.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Why not likely exactly?
Speaker 6 (16:46):
Or is he deleting it.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Page though it's like yeah before the page.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
Is like.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Baby, yes, it was just it was just like, you know,
just thirst traps, which is fine.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
A good thirst means he's probably liking stuff from the
show's account, which is no.
Speaker 18 (17:02):
I don't like stuff from the show's account. I know that, Okay,
I know that much because I know who do you
yell at me, So it's fine.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Good, how do you yell at you? Okay, yea right,
thanks man, Well, all right, don't go to Turkey if
you get married.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
So, in a landmark ruling, this Turkish court is the
termined that liking of the women's social media posts can
be used as evidence in divorce proceedings.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Okay, well, imagine what this would have been like when
they still have the like page.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Well, I was gonna say, what was it called that? Well,
it was back in the day. You could go notifications,
but you're following Kendall Jenner, you could say, oh, Kendall
Jenner like Kylie's photos. It would pop up.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Yeah, they had like a whole activity page for everybody followed.
I will say I looked at that page maybe one
time the entire time I had Instagram while that feature
was there. And I also never forget because I think
I had just started working here when that happened. Everybody
was freaking out.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
I was like, what do you guys use that for?
Speaker 13 (17:51):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah. I had a buddy who to HI from his
girl that he was liking photos. Here was comment double
tap on photos, which I was like, dude, that's so lame.
That is like crazy to comment like du Alipa's photos.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
It's mentally like it. You don't have to like let
them know. Double top. That's even weird.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, more weird. So the court found this guy from
a major city of Turkey undermine marylel trust by like
repeatedly liking other women's photos online. It didn't save with
celebrities or I like not common folk but non celebrities.
But like that is kind of funny, like probably shouldn't
be doing that if you're cause like there.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Was this person that I follow that we know, and
I could find any any like influencer or even like
adult actress even and he will be following.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Her one.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Okay, oh yeah yah yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
But literally I went to like this phase and it
was because like one of my friends was in the
adult entertainment industry at the time. This was like years ago,
tell anybody anyway, Yes, and I had like met her
friends when I was in LA and so for some
reason he was following them as well. Yeah, and he
ultimate people. I was like, I think, and I started
making into a game for a few years. I was like, mmm,
(19:03):
this random person, this RAINDM influencer, like like twenty twenty
was wild because I was like, oh, of course follow
and he's married, and I'm like, I'll be thirsty.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
This is intern John and your morning show is in
case you missed it, asking for a friend on Intern
John in your morning show.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Let's go fake name Stephanie, Good morning.
Speaker 13 (19:29):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
So your question evolves the X. Let me ask you this. First,
you guys did for how long?
Speaker 10 (19:36):
Three years?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Okay? And broken up for how long?
Speaker 13 (19:40):
We've been broken up?
Speaker 10 (19:41):
Officially for two weeks?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Okay? And whose idea was the breakup?
Speaker 10 (19:45):
I mean it was a mutual. It was like very
amicable nothing yeah, no no.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Bad blood, no, no, no bad blood okay. And so
what's our question then?
Speaker 10 (19:56):
Well, my question is like can we release still be friends?
It's like I want him in my life. I just
we have both decided that, you know.
Speaker 13 (20:05):
We don't want to date and don't see our.
Speaker 10 (20:08):
Future together, but I still want him in my life.
And I just wonder like, yeah, I can can access
actually be friends?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And so what would an ideal world? What does that
look like? We like, do we talk every day? Do
we you know, hang out in group studies or.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
Like, I don't think like every day, but yeah, like
I still want to be able to text him, you know,
news about things going on in my life, or like,
you know, I want to see him every you.
Speaker 13 (20:36):
Know, every now and then.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
I don't know, I don't know the cadence, but not
every day, or I.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Guess, like because with the holidays coming, like you'd want
to be able to text him like on Christmas and
be like Christmas, oh for sure.
Speaker 10 (20:46):
I mean the groups actually even see him on Christmas Day?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Do you think then, like if you guys, uh, because
eventually you both start dating other people obviously, so that works.
Do you think he'd still be able to be friends
with him if he started dating somebody else?
Speaker 10 (21:01):
I hope, I would hope. So yeah, I just I mean,
I'm not ready for it, like right now, but I
would hope so down the road.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
So I guess they may. This is about with asking
are you trying to be friends with the X or
be friendly with the X? Because I think there's a
difference there.
Speaker 13 (21:17):
Hmm, that's a good question, I Dean.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
I guess maybe, I guess friends, but probably friendly is
probably the safer idea.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I don't know all right, Can I put you in
hold one second? Yeah, let me go, fake name Maggie,
your morning. There we go. What do you want to say,
faketh name Maggie.
Speaker 13 (21:38):
Yeah. I think she just needs to move on, Yeah,
to give a time, and she needs to not string
him along with her own, you know, personal opinions with
whether or not he should start dating. And yeah, I've
been in that situation before and it never ends well.
We ended up not being friends at all now and
we tried it, and she just needs a chase and
(22:00):
move on.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Was there something that like sealed the Deald's weren't gonna
be friends anymore? Fake Dane Maggie.
Speaker 13 (22:07):
I think it was just not we were so close
because of the relationships and not giving it enough time.
If we were to talk now he's remarried, like I'd
be okay with it, but you know, or if he
were to call me and i'm you know, because I'm
dating somebody, then that would be okay now, But like
only two weeks after three years, that's a long time.
(22:28):
Ye figure out, you know, who she is and what
she wants and what she likes and all of that,
and then maybe try to you know, be friends, but
doing it so soon, that's just I don't know if
feel like she's just gonna string them along.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
That's fair fake Maggie, thank you for listening. I have
a great day you too. By I mean, do you
have to like actually rewire your brain and like the
nervous system, which is I think people don't necessarily take
that into situation. Me personally, when me and Mollie broke up,
I told her we couldn't be friends, and I was like,
there's no away. We're as close as we were that
you could date somebody and they'd be cool with it,
(23:04):
or I could date somebody'd be cool with it. So
it's not it's a nice idea, it sounds nice on paper.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
I think she just wants it because she's used to it.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yeah, it's three years. All of a sudden, you did
two weeks the holidays, and it's New Year's coming and
it's everybody asking what went wrong. And then it's like
you feel like a long term relationship. Oh, I can't
start over now because I'll never find somebody say you'll
be okay. I think that's fairy school.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Fake name Melanie, good morning, Hello, good morning. You were
with this person for how long?
Speaker 13 (23:41):
Sixteen years?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Okay, and you guys broke up. The unhinged thing you
did was what.
Speaker 13 (23:47):
I'd say, his ic to a chop shop.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Oh, I love that.
Speaker 13 (23:52):
At the time, I was working at a car auction
and I knew a couple of truck drivers and I
asked them to kind of like just told us car.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
And keep it sure, okay, And did he know it
was you that did it?
Speaker 13 (24:07):
Yes, you did. And we were younger, so we always
went back here for doing reckless things to each other.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Of course, young love, and we had not get back together.
I'm assuming right, okay, all right, thank dam only one
second in the running. I'll let me go.
Speaker 13 (24:23):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Fake name Jackie, good morning, good morning. You're with this
man for how long?
Speaker 13 (24:29):
We were on and off dating? We were just kind
of friends with benefits, okay.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
And the unhinged thing you did after the breakup.
Speaker 12 (24:37):
Was what.
Speaker 13 (24:40):
He actually was getting married to someone that he kind
of got pregnant, and really nobody liked those so Connor
went to his wedding.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
You shut up to the wedding.
Speaker 13 (24:51):
Yes, I went to the wedding.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Did you send the bride side of the grim side?
Speaker 13 (24:57):
I sat on the groom side. You know, mama actually
was his mom.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
So did the mom invite you?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
She did?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Oh okay, and so you walk in your ax's wedding.
Everybody's liked, cheering, happy to see, like, oh, we wish
you were here more.
Speaker 13 (25:12):
Well, some of the friends were like, hey, what you
doing here?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (25:17):
I had a really good job. He had actually had
a really good job, and his boss didn't know who
I was, and his boss he was like what I mean?
Speaker 10 (25:25):
It was all it was all okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Sure, okay, fake Dan Jackie one second running, Yeah, let
me go, fake name Karen, good morning, good morning. I
gro you're with this person for how long?
Speaker 13 (25:39):
For a year?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Okay? We broke up. It happens. And the most unhinged
thing we did was what.
Speaker 13 (25:45):
So I put in like some details about him on
CHET GtC and basically I would just like return that
we were still together until I felt an ick and
I broke up.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Wait, so you you had made him again chat GBT
and we're still like dating him through that.
Speaker 13 (26:04):
Yeah, we're still you know, talking until I got my closure.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Okay, And so what was the ick that chat beach
chat GBT version your boyfriend gave you?
Speaker 13 (26:15):
Just short with me?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
You know.
Speaker 13 (26:18):
What I said?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, for sure. It's how long did you keep that
relationship going? The chat GBT one?
Speaker 13 (26:26):
Two weeks?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Okay? Okay, all right, Modern solutions okay, Fake name Karen
one second? The running again, We don't judge. Vothe your
favorite nine nine three three over text? My god, there's
so many, let me go. Uh, fake name Luke, good morning.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (26:41):
You're with this person for?
Speaker 13 (26:42):
How long?
Speaker 9 (26:44):
I was with him for almost five years?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Okay? And then who decided to pull the plug?
Speaker 9 (26:49):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (26:49):
He did?
Speaker 9 (26:50):
And he left me for the guy that had the
same last name as me. He was five years younger
with me.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Okay, okay, and fake name Luke? How would get a revenge?
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (27:03):
It's kind of dirty, But I made so. I made
up a big profile of this of like his ideal
guy basically, and I cat fished him and made him
talk to this guy and fall in love with this
guy for six months and he didn't leave this guy
he left me for. And then when we finally went
to go meet after six months of talking on the
fake profile making him fall in love. I showed up
and he was like, wait a minute, Oh you're not
(27:25):
what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Here, fake dame Luke. Fact, you actually showed up in
a wild But for six months, this dummy didn't ask
for like a FaceTime or talk on the phone or
anything like that.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
So he did and I would always make him excuses
and be like, oh, my mom hasn't dropped me a
new iPhone yet, or like I just haven't had the
chance for the school, or we're just like basically guessing him,
like prolonging it.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Until my mom hasn't got me.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah, ye, my mom news computer can't get in line, Hey.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
My dad'sn't hanging up.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah. But then Fadan Luke. So when you guys see
each other and he realizes it's you, do you guys
continue on with your day or do you just say goodbye?
Speaker 13 (28:00):
Got you?
Speaker 9 (28:02):
He went like pale in the base and like turn
around and ran, like basically ran from it.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Okay, I probably you showed up.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
I'd be like, what fake name Luke. One second, you're
in the running, let me go hold on a second,
fake named Grace, good morning, good morning, I see you're
with this guy for how long?
Speaker 13 (28:21):
Probably six months?
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Okay, and you broke up and you got revenge?
Speaker 13 (28:25):
How So I made a phone sign at a Harry
Styles Mediicon sper Garden residency show and I told Harry
that he was a dack and Harry called him out
on stage.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Oh, Harry stage. Yeah, do you have it on video?
That's sick.
Speaker 13 (28:43):
I gotta find the video. I know my friend has
it somewhere.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
But yeah, that's actually one second. I let me go
hold on in Fairfax, Lisa, good morning, good morning. You
were with this person for how long?
Speaker 19 (29:00):
Five years?
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Okay? And the unhinged thing we did after the breakup
was what?
Speaker 19 (29:05):
Yeah? So I was living in a Noka, Minnesota.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Anoka, Minnesota, you.
Speaker 10 (29:09):
Say, I do?
Speaker 13 (29:11):
Say nice?
Speaker 10 (29:14):
So I was there and we broke up.
Speaker 19 (29:16):
Actually eight days before the wedding, he disappeared and so
he called it off. So I had uh while he
was at work. I went in the house, our house,
took all my stuff, packed my car, and moved to Virginia.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Oh my god, And now are you here, Lisa? That's
a great was he was? He a Minnesota guy?
Speaker 19 (29:36):
He's a Minnesota guy.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Did you have somewhere to go? Are you decided to
come to Virginia because why not?
Speaker 13 (29:41):
I did.
Speaker 19 (29:41):
Most my sister lives here.
Speaker 11 (29:44):
Okay, was about.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Thirty years ago. Yeah, good. But where in Minnesota is
he from, Lisa kun rapis? Probably he's from Noka. It's
a shame Minnesota. Yeah, but Noka has to go Minnesota.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Actually pudding Capitol or is that?
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Like?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
No, it's it, don't don't. My culture's not a joke.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
Okay, grandfather from Minnesota.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Bra I forgot about that.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Yeah, yeah, red falls would fall.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
I don't know as far away. Let me get on
Fredericks Burger, Michelle, good morning, Good morning, hi girl. So
you're with this person for how long?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
So we were married for seven years and we decided
to get a divorce. Sure, I lost him out of
his email because I knew all of his security questions.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Nice, that's okay. So he couldn't get into anything for anything.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Really anything, And every time he would reset it, I
would reset it back.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Okay, So did you find anything good in the email?
There was anything like scandalous?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
No, not really, it was just you know, I was
just doing it a pain in the end.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yeah, yeah, and how long you would do it? Roughly
for about a.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Month or so, and then I was like, yeah, I
got better things to do than this.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Okay, that's there. Miche went second running at that point too,
for that guy, you're not passwords? Eventually, how many more
numbers can't put any before I forget? I meet Bath
in morning?
Speaker 9 (31:08):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (31:08):
No Bath there?
Speaker 13 (31:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Hi, Hi, Hey, good talk to you.
Speaker 20 (31:13):
I bet after the breakup, all right, so I almost
got I almost got arrested. So after my ex fiancee
and I got we broke up after four years, I
still went to this bar that was still in her neighborhood.
And so one night after last call, I just kind
(31:33):
of was walking through her neighborhood all my way home,
and I purposely walked.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Past her house like I used to did.
Speaker 20 (31:39):
Sometimes, you know, And so I was walking and usually
I don't do this, but I was walking through. Her
house is on an alley and it's a real house,
and the door is usually locked.
Speaker 13 (31:50):
But for some reason, you know, I'm a little messed up.
I check it. It's not locked.
Speaker 20 (31:53):
So I'm like, okay, hold on, I'm gonna lock this
for them because she's got kids, you know, her her
parents lived there, everything, So.
Speaker 13 (31:59):
I was gonna be lock it but while I was there,
I was like, going, he's the bathroom.
Speaker 18 (32:02):
You know, he's the bathroom.
Speaker 14 (32:03):
I was like, okay, well i'm there.
Speaker 13 (32:05):
I might pick some stuff up because you know, we were.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Still in the prophet breaking up logical.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah, we're gonna start and just burn the house down. Yeah,
I'm gonna check the fraid for that over is real
quick in case of pizza. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (32:20):
So at this point I'm like, all right, I know
I'm doing too much.
Speaker 13 (32:22):
And when I go, but then I was like, I
want to see my cat. Cat's upstairs.
Speaker 20 (32:30):
Is still awake in front of the TV.
Speaker 13 (32:31):
It's like four o'clock in the morning. She's freaked out,
you know.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
There kissing, but she's sleeping for sure.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
I was talking you guys out like I didn't even
need to be here.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Yeah, if it's unlocked, right yeah.
Speaker 13 (32:50):
Yeah, like a week like I still I don't know.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Okay, all right, Bet, I'm gonna put you in hold
the right girl. I listen, and we don't judge. However,
I do think that has proved you can rationalize.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Anything, really, but honestly, her cat was there.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
John, Yeah, and listen, I checked the door. I'm sure
you've done some crazy stuff. Let's talk about its house,
check the door, and then you want me to tell
you like what I've always thought was like the most
unhinged behavior from you. Yeah yes, besides like my long list,
I'll go to the top though, top five when you
set your ex stuff back. Oh yeah no, no, bro,
(33:28):
he gave the Excel list of like a rationalized list,
Like this is a picture frame and it's like.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Yeah, uh, I don't think I gave a list.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
You're like, this is you got the picture frame from
like you know, like Miami or something like you'd be like,
this is from when we went to the One Direction concert.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
This is from and I like that.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yeah, yeah, that's unhinged. Relative that is John.
Speaker 11 (33:55):
To go down memory lane and craft a list of
where it was, like take.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
It's like this pillow was from our first trip together.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
I'm a lover boy.
Speaker 7 (34:04):
This is the brand of like prophylactics we used my
God Shelby.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
No, I didn't go into somebody's house. Yeah that's that.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
That that's the most unhinged. I don't after a breakup.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Uh, probably dye your hair pink.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
I wasn't going through a breakup, Okay, but that's still
like that was. It was just me as a person.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Uh, yep, you can't think of anything that's how perfect
I am. I'm sure there's something un hinge that you got.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
For sure.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
This guy things with I got so he would get
NonStop drunk mail, to the point that he called me
to ask because he couldn't use his mailbox because he
kept getting so much junk mail.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
I'm shocked, say that's on hinge.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
I was like, probably, why would you think that'd be me?
And yes it was, but why what do you think
about the fact that maybe it was me?
Speaker 4 (34:53):
It's pretty k of you. Yeah. Absolutely, It's like a
podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
In turn on in your Morning show, you Jase, you
missed it?
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Second date update on intern John in your Morning show.
Dating in twenty twenty five isn't a word poopy. It's
just whether you meet somebody in person, whether you meet
him online. It's just a lot of not good. So
that's why when you think something is going well and
you think there's a vibe and they stop talking to you,
we try to see exactly what's going on. Marco, good morning,
(35:24):
Good morning. So let's kind of walk through this. You
and Felicia first met or became aware of each other, how.
Speaker 9 (35:32):
We messed on hinge?
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Actually okay?
Speaker 4 (35:35):
And what about Felicia made her stand out on the
dating apps?
Speaker 21 (35:39):
I mean she was just like, I mean, obviously really pretty,
but also you know, super funny and warm, and you know,
we just hit it off, like right from the bet,
even even before we met, just over texting.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Gotcha. And it's one thing I wanted to clarify real quick.
Just read your email. You had said that you had
plans fall through. So your first date, you guys went
to the CAFs game last Wednesday? Correct, Yeah, I me and.
Speaker 21 (36:05):
A buddy bought tickets, but he ended up having a.
Speaker 9 (36:09):
Work thing and he couldn't make it.
Speaker 13 (36:11):
Okay, it actually yeah exactly, so it actually worked out.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
I had a spare ticket and yeah, you know, I
mean yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Hockey. Yeah, no, real quick, it's the question, did you
explain to her that you and a buddy had bought tickets?
Because I would be worried if it was like you
hit her up on Wednesday? Hey, do you want to
go to the game that you had another girl and
that fell through? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 13 (36:34):
No, No, she knew.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I explained the situation to her and she was totally
cool with it. Okay, so our first time seen her
person at the Caps game? How did things go?
Speaker 13 (36:44):
It was really great?
Speaker 9 (36:46):
You know, we met up for drinks beforehand.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
That was fun.
Speaker 21 (36:51):
When to the game, got some food super overpriced by
the way.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Yeah, time it is.
Speaker 13 (36:57):
But the whole I mean, the whole.
Speaker 9 (36:59):
Day was really really be fun.
Speaker 21 (37:00):
And I mean, you know then after that, you know,
we went to dinner on Friday night nice.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
So twice twice and for eight hours.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 21 (37:11):
So you know, from my perspective, things seemed to be
going really well. We made plans to see each other
again this week. But uh, you know, since we since
we went out, I haven't heard from her, okay since
that Friday.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
So and so I'm gonna cut you off. But so
dinner on Friday, you picked her up, correct, that's right, open,
you opened all doors, you pay for dinner.
Speaker 13 (37:38):
I did.
Speaker 9 (37:38):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
After dinner, we dropped drop of her place, kissing the cheek.
Speaker 13 (37:44):
A little bit more than that, we actually kissed. We
actually kissed after the hockey.
Speaker 21 (37:48):
Game and and then kissed again after dinner.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Okay, So it was it's everything is certainly trending to
we're going to romance down.
Speaker 13 (37:57):
Yeah, I mean, you know, I thought so.
Speaker 21 (38:00):
I was, you know, I was pretty stoked and I
thought things were going really well.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
And you've not heard from her since last Friday, correct.
Speaker 13 (38:07):
Yeah, you know, after I dropped her off.
Speaker 21 (38:10):
Yeah, she hasn't replied to my text and you know,
I called her one time, but I'm not trying to
blow up her phone.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Or any I got.
Speaker 10 (38:15):
So let's do this.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Let's call her and try to get her on because
I'm curious too. And yeah, first date to a Capskin
playoff hockey is it's a fantastic date. Hello, I calling
for Felicia. Bleez girl, it's intern John. I got Sauce
(38:40):
and Rose here as well. Can I talk to you
on the show real quick about something? It's something bad.
I seem like two minutes of your time. I don't worry.
We're doing a second date.
Speaker 13 (38:53):
On date.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
I had somebody on the other line, Marko. If you
want to say hello, Marco, say hello, Hey, Felicia nailed that,
and so here we are Felicia. Marco reached out to us.
He had told us you guys matched on Hinge went
to a Caps game last Wednesday, went to dinner last Friday,
(39:14):
had a little smooch at the end of the night
in that I supposed to hang out this week. He
is not her from you, so we're trying to see
your side of the story and see where you're at.
Speaker 13 (39:24):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (39:27):
Well, yes, we did go to the game and dinner
and everything was fun. We I thought we had clicked,
but I was just really turned off by the fact.
Speaker 10 (39:39):
That it didn't seem like he was very serious.
Speaker 17 (39:42):
How So, so Saturday, I'm actually hanging out with my
roommate and she had told me she had matched with
Marco and they were making on hinge uh huh uh huh.
Speaker 6 (39:59):
They were making same person also.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Meet up interesting okay, and so I imagine Marco is
not the most common of names. Okay, So let me
ask you this.
Speaker 17 (40:13):
She told me she had matched with a Marco and
I said, that's so funny because I've been going on
dates with a guy named Marco.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Okay, And she.
Speaker 17 (40:20):
Showed me his profile. I knew it was the same markup.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Okay, So sleep the question, Fleisha, are you still on
dating apps?
Speaker 12 (40:28):
No?
Speaker 17 (40:28):
Because I thought the date went well, so I wasn't
actively using my dating apps.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Okay, Marco, your thoughts.
Speaker 21 (40:38):
I mean we'd only been on a couple of dates
and I didn't even know what was your roommate.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
So yeah, I mean the odds are it is one
of those things that were the odds. But tip to
be fair though, Okay, I gonna put you guys know,
because I got a bunch of thoughts in these. Are
you team Marco or team Felicia?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern John in your morning shows in case you
missed it.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Saw this train yesterday and it was on Instagram. Kind
of hilarious. Again, I think criminals, if you use your
brain for good, you'd probably be a much better spot.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
Absolutely, this drone.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
Was busted dropping crab legs, steak and Old Bay inside
South Carolina prison. Right, so the contraband uh what the
police are calling a attempt to deliver drugs and other
items in out of prison. So first go, hey, just
make a steak and crabs and then hide the drugs
in there.
Speaker 6 (41:28):
The crab legs.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
I mean, it is kind of funny. The guy I
love when like law enforcement posts on social media. They
in the social media post, they said seems some folks
are playing early holiday old Bay crab boil and a
steak dinner along with some marijuana and cigarettes.
Speaker 7 (41:44):
Look, I get it, like I crave crab legs at
the weirdest times, but like I don't really want to
ever deliver to me via Drone even thirty years from now,
I don't think I want that.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Of all the food I've ever been to prison, but
fall the food are sneak into prison, I think crab
legs would be that would stand out the most.
Speaker 7 (41:59):
Probably, Yeah, I mean, how do you get rid of
the shells, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (42:03):
Smell yeah, yeah, if they're like already like you know, seasoned, and.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Also you dropping a giant bag of it, like nobody's
gonna see carre the giant bag of crab legs to boil. Yeah,
I'm just I'm just saying already cooked crab legs. Didn't
say that. Drone also dropped two large bags in marijuana,
paggage of loose tobacco, carton, siagarettes, other items.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
That doesn't surprise me. I'm like, Okay, you're what else
are you doing?
Speaker 4 (42:27):
I mean, in Joe, high risk how reward I suppose,
But somebody don't get caught obviously, well clearly did if
somebody's listening to the show who was in prison? No,
but seriously that was what was ever stun into prison?
Like legitimately, Well change your voice. I'm not judging like
the weirdest thing because also, whose idea was like a, hey,
(42:47):
can you drop a couple things off for me and
then crab legs obey like that? That is a feast,
you know, perhaps some chocolate butter.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
I wouldn't do that for anyone.
Speaker 7 (42:56):
Like if I could, if I had like a drone
and I like could do it, that great, I wouldn't
do it.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
You can't drive a car. I can't imagine a fly
drone and.
Speaker 6 (43:02):
I can drive a car.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
Stop not well, the l line's merely suggestion for Shelby saws.
Speaker 6 (43:08):
That's not true. The shoulders sometimes.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
Sorry, different there.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
It is just the good stuff.
Speaker 7 (43:16):
This is injured John and your morning shows he in
case you missed it, fake name Emily, good morning, doing well,
Thank you, Emily.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
What's your secret for us?
Speaker 13 (43:28):
My secret is that I figured out, after my parents
have been together for thirty years, if they were cheating
on each other and I didn't know my mom was
cheating on him, And I ended up telling my mom
that my dad was cheating on her.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Okay, So how did you tell that? First of all,
how did you find out your dad was cheating?
Speaker 13 (43:46):
So you worked down in DC, and I knew who's
cheating on with and everybody at his work told me okay,
and I know her okay.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
And how did you find out your mama?
Speaker 9 (43:57):
Sheeting can tell me?
Speaker 13 (44:00):
After I told her about him?
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Was she like, oh, it is okay because I've been
cheating your father for years. Me too.
Speaker 13 (44:07):
She was like, I guess, oh, well the secrets don't
know okay.
Speaker 9 (44:12):
Well.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
Well, also, I love how the cogs are like, hey,
your dad's.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
A ho yeah right, like hard yeah? So did they
at least and this is gonna be probably offensive question,
ask do they cheat up like the person that she
was more attractive?
Speaker 1 (44:27):
No?
Speaker 13 (44:28):
I don't even know. I feel like my mom's like
really pretty, but I mean, I guess like the girls,
she's longer when she was in Virginia.
Speaker 7 (44:41):
Thank Emily went second the running that's a marlin myself,
something that I would have said before.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
Pretty silly fake name Actuley, good morning, Hey, good morning,
hey girl, your confashion with the operas.
Speaker 13 (44:56):
I secretly closed down my company so that I didn't
have to pay my egg president at amoney.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Okay. And so allegedly was this company and making like
big bucks, like enough to where you be screwed.
Speaker 13 (45:10):
Yeah, basically said I had had to close it down
because with my regular salary and the business I would
have he would have had a better lifestyle.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
Okay. So like, roughly, how much are you making from the.
Speaker 9 (45:23):
Business in the business, I'm making over six figures?
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Dang girl, what business wasn't.
Speaker 13 (45:29):
It's a cleaning company?
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Okay? Is it one of those things where you could
restart it like now that you guys are divorced, and
then go from there.
Speaker 10 (45:35):
Absolutely, in I want to.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
I wanted cleaning, but six figures.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
So it's like how many like houses houses are commercials?
Speaker 9 (45:47):
So it's both.
Speaker 13 (45:47):
So we started out as housing and then we elevated
to commercial and and multi family housing.
Speaker 6 (45:54):
That's awesome, okay.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
And then so what was your the reason you said,
at least for closing down the business, because you probably
can't say because of the alimony, what was the reason
you gave?
Speaker 13 (46:03):
Oh, I just said it went on there.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Yeah, so crazy, I'm not even sad about it.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
Yeah, him, Actually one second, you're in the running. I mean,
I don't hate that.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
We also maybe she just couldn't afford the alimony. You know,
she probably wouldn't. She would probably not even break even.
I mean, I'm just assuming things asn't if I've been
through a divorce or anything.
Speaker 6 (46:23):
Yeah, I know things, guys.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
I don't hate that. If you built like she built
the business herself, why would I Why should you give
her husband money if she built the business? I mean,
I don't bake named Mike and Marnine. Hey, how's it
going going?
Speaker 13 (46:38):
Well?
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Man?
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Your confession? What she out for us?
Speaker 16 (46:41):
So my wife is away for the weekend with her friends,
I mean the sale with my side business. And a
customer came over and she offered to do stuff with me.
So we did stuff.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
Okay, so she okay, can you say what industry you're in?
Speaker 13 (47:00):
It was?
Speaker 16 (47:01):
I can't really say it because that might help me.
But it's a very minor side business just to make
a few bucks on the side. I do have an
actual job.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
So did you and this customer have like a rapport before?
It's like a little bit flirty messaging, then it happening it.
Speaker 16 (47:18):
Was flirty messaging yet but you're a rapport. I mean
I was talking to her that day. She wanted to
come over and you know, buy some of the products.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
You a drug dealer?
Speaker 10 (47:31):
No, it's I can't really.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
Are you selling your sperm?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Would that be? Okay? Is this the first time this
has happened with the customer?
Speaker 9 (47:46):
Uh? Yes? And then honestly, I'm just trying not to
do it again. How really bad? Like it was an
enjoyable experience, but I felt sable about it.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Okay, we on judge? Also, was she a dime?
Speaker 9 (48:00):
She's not as beautiful as my wife?
Speaker 12 (48:02):
No?
Speaker 9 (48:02):
So why why do its.
Speaker 4 (48:09):
Fat?
Speaker 9 (48:10):
Judge?
Speaker 4 (48:13):
But see your question? Were you like unhappy in the
marriage though, or like not like me? Guys, weren't having I.
Speaker 16 (48:18):
Am really happy with her, and uh, it's just the
reciprocations that I wasn't hitting sometimes.
Speaker 7 (48:31):
Would I use what did you use your words and
say that to your wife? Or did you just feel like, yeah, I've.
Speaker 9 (48:37):
Said that before, but it's a hard conversation communication.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
Okay, fake day, Mike, one second running? Can we call
that text about the metro happened something outside of the
Metro because I need to know what that's about, because
that would be my worst nightmare. Let me go fake
name Rachel. Good morning, Hello, good woman. Your confashion involves roommate.
What's going on?
Speaker 13 (49:05):
Yeah, So basically my roomates called it and she was
pretty low and she's the only single roommate.
Speaker 22 (49:10):
So I secretly pretended to be her admirer and she
still was.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
At Okay, So your roommate was single, low confidence and
you thought to boost her confidence, you create like on
Instagram or where'd you create this admirer?
Speaker 13 (49:25):
I did a mix of things.
Speaker 22 (49:27):
I did an Instagram and then I also like suck
his letters to because in the text we like, yeah, yes, So.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
How did you How did you convince your roommate that
you like this person found her?
Speaker 22 (49:42):
It just like happened because I was like, oh I
know this guy like in Maryland. You talked it in
and then it's like oh yeah, and then imterping the.
Speaker 13 (49:52):
It out you Okay, it so has been ongoing?
Speaker 4 (49:55):
How how long's it going on for?
Speaker 13 (49:58):
About like she or three?
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Are we afraid that she's actually gonna not find somebody
because she's worried about meeting this mister man?
Speaker 10 (50:04):
Yeah, I don't think she's like committed to.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
Him, but I okay, and she became.
Speaker 7 (50:14):
There's a whole something was Wrong season about a roommate
doing the same exact thing they're doing.
Speaker 6 (50:19):
That's not nice.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
Here's the here's the real question, faker y show. Do
you have feelings for the roommate? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (50:25):
No I do.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Wait, so when he said he sent letters, did you
write the letters? Because girl handwriting and gout handwriting night
and day.
Speaker 6 (50:35):
I wrote, Okay, all right, I'm not I am judging.
That's not nice.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Will we don't judge?
Speaker 6 (50:42):
No, that's not nice. You're mental health.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
I don't disagree. Both for your favorite nine three three
attacks and we go fake named Steve, good morning. Alright, man,
your confession involves one of your first days with your
your girlfriend. What happened?
Speaker 12 (50:57):
Yeah, we're coming back from a and that's game on
the red line and my stomach really started hurting. So
I go off at Twinbrook to use their bathroom. But
again it wasn't done because I almost crapped my pants
and then I had to tell my girlfriend to win
the car while I went over to the woods by
the Metro parking lot and took a dump.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Wait, wait, like in your your vehicle car right, not
in the Metro car right?
Speaker 9 (51:25):
Oh god, no, not the Metro car.
Speaker 8 (51:26):
But it was close.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
It was yeah seconds okay, and so wait, how did tm?
I but how'd you wipe?
Speaker 9 (51:35):
I would tell you I didn't nice.
Speaker 6 (51:40):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
How long was the drive back from the Metro to
your house? Were you able to clean yourself off?
Speaker 9 (51:45):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (51:45):
God, it was an hour we were at the Rock.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Metrosh Oh my god. Meanwhile, somebody a twin Brook thinks
it's a bear on the loose the name Steve one
second running.
Speaker 6 (51:59):
That's I can't imagine what.
Speaker 4 (52:00):
She was thinking while she's waiting in the car. This
was the first day.
Speaker 6 (52:03):
She's like, man, he's taking a long time.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (52:05):
Then he walks out of the woods, like.
Speaker 4 (52:09):
I'll say this it is. What do you think about?
Kind of Wow, the Metros don't have full on bathrooms.
I know there's I know there's the hidden bathrooms and
nast for the fact there's not actual like full on
like rashrooms is pretty insane like that, what do you
think is going to happen? I know there was like
an app for a while you could find which ones
have bathrooms and some like they will claim their clothes not.
(52:31):
It's like yeah, but then you you have issues like that,
we're fake named Steve. It probably was ready, they just
didn't want to let the music and then the surprise
giant bear pops up back just.
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you missed it, of twenty twenty six. So go ahead
already start practicing right in twenty six and all the
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dates anymore, type dates right dates anyway, just know we're
gonna start off twenty twenty six with the band, because hey,
you're hanging out with us. You're starting your Saturday off
by just reliving some of our favorite moments from twenty
twenty five, because that was most of this week if anything.
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But don't worry, we're gonna get you on the right
foot for this new year. So let's start it off
with what red flag did you ignore? Whether was in
a relationship maybe you were dating them for a couple
of times. Yeah, maybe pay attention to these next time.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
April, good morning, good morning, Okay. The red flag we
nor was what.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
That he would sit in the bathroom for long periods
of times, and I thought he was just you know,
handling his business before he was getting in the shower.
But one day I had to use the bathroom. I
went in and he was sitting on his phone.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah, like I said that.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Well, one time he left his phone in the room
and I went through it. He was cheating.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, okay, yes, So, like, how long on average were
his quote unquote showers, April?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
I would say at least like two to three times a.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Week, okay, how many How long would he be in
there for though, with the water.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Just running, sounding like no one's really showering? I would
say maybe ten minutes?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Okay, all right, April, one second, you're in the running.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Yeah, I know, Lisa, the same thing.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
But he was in there for like thirty minutes you
get least, and I'm like, oh, are you okay?
Speaker 6 (02:07):
He's like, oh, my stomach every day.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah, change your diet broh. Yeah, I mean let me
go a fake name, Lisae. Good morning, Hey, good morning.
All right, so we overlook what red flag, fake Dame Lisa.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
How financially irresponsible he was?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
How financially irresponsible was he.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
To the point to where all he cared about was
shoes where he did not pay our daughter's pre school
bill on his car got repolled, all because he wanted
to look good for the streets.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Yeah, not great.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Were the shoes good?
Speaker 9 (02:38):
Dumb?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Or were they what.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Kind of shoes?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (02:41):
It was just just normal Jordan's, you know, normal stuff
that you can get from a foot lockers. Yeah, but
he ran up the five thousand dollars bill in our
daycare because.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
He didn't pay My goodness, okay, all right, fake Dame Lisa.
Oh I went second. You're in the running by way,
both for your favor of a text not nine three
three eight in Gettysburg, Marianna, good morning.
Speaker 10 (03:02):
Good morning, I girl.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
You were with this person for how long?
Speaker 11 (03:06):
Literally we went on three dates and on the third
date he pulled this stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Okay, and just gave us a picture here I scale
of one to ten. How hot were they?
Speaker 12 (03:14):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (03:14):
He was really hot.
Speaker 11 (03:16):
I probably would have forgiven this if it wasn't so terrifying.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Sure, and so what was the give me a celebrity
if they look like.
Speaker 11 (03:23):
Oh Ryan Reynolds, okay, all right?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
And the red flag we ignored and tell we didn't
was what?
Speaker 13 (03:30):
So he was.
Speaker 11 (03:31):
Asking the questions on the date, and one of the
questions was what song would you want to hear before
you die? And so we went back to his apartment
after the date, after a good dinner drink for flow
and it was good and I hear the song playing
when we're like in the hallway of the apartment. He
literally hued it up to his like Amazon or whatever
it's called in the apartment. I was like, oh no,
(03:53):
immediately sent a quick text for my best friend to
be like, you need to pull some excuse and call
me right now that you need me to leave here.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Okay, So was this your first time going back to
his place? Yes, okay, so you on the day he's like,
what's song when here for you?
Speaker 9 (04:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
My god, justin Bieber Baby. You go back to his
place and all of a sudden, you hear.
Speaker 10 (04:12):
I would.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Run so far and so fast? Yeah. Did he like
make eye contact me, hey get the bit or was
it like, hey, I go to the kitchen quake and
grab some sharpening things.
Speaker 11 (04:26):
No, it was he made eye contact with me and
like I think he thought he was seeing funny, but
like he had this smirk on his face that like
did not feel good.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah yeah yeah, just turned around like yeah that's uh.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
That is not funny and yeah a way, No, maybe
if he knew each other for a long time years,
but that's like a third date. Yeah, okay, murder, let
me go on fair facts, Megan, good morning, h R.
The red flag, ma ignore was what Megan?
Speaker 14 (05:00):
Okay, So I didn't find this out until like after
a year of.
Speaker 13 (05:03):
Dating, but he had.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
I ended up finding.
Speaker 14 (05:06):
Out like because we were in college that he ended
up having almost a two hundred thousand.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Debt in student wont.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Was he at least making payments on or just kind
of ignoring it?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (05:18):
No, it was just ignoring it. And so I was
getting everything paid for for it. But then once we
found out, I was like not at like I was
the one that started hugging paid but then I was
just like, no, I'm not doing this anymore.
Speaker 13 (05:30):
And on top of that, he.
Speaker 14 (05:32):
Was a mommy's boy.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
How bad?
Speaker 13 (05:36):
So it was really bad.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It was like she didn't think that like.
Speaker 14 (05:42):
He could do anything, and like the same thing with
the other person who was on the radio, like asking
permission to do the most basic thing.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
And I'm just like what, yeah, okay, all right, Megan.
One second the running, my dad tried to call me
a mama's boy. I think he's just jealous. My mom
likes memore, Yeah, say mama's boy. Like my mom doesn't
like I don't ask her to like come take care
of me or like send me cookies. Sure if I
go to Nashville though to see them, like there'll be cookies,
which is very shying. But my dad's like, you always
(06:11):
ask your mom to make me a sandwich, Like I've
never in my mother, Like, whoa, I asked my mom
to make me a sandwich.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I asked my mom to make me a sandwich?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Do you really know? But like I you put your
mother through.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
The last time my parents' house is like, can you
eat me up some pizza?
Speaker 7 (06:23):
I was like, this is so nice you ask I
actually was really sick though. That's the time that.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
I had like that summing virus different and I hadn't
been eating that's different. And I kept being like, leave
me alone.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
And then finally I text her at mid day, I
was like, I think I feel better because she was
so awake.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I was like, can you please eave me some pizza.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
For everything you put your mother through?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Continually. By the way, I wrote this down because when
Sauce and Savara came over the other day, I wrote
down because Sauce was talking to her mom on the
phone and said something that was like I need to
write this down because it was so funny because your
mom said something and you said, and I quote, do
you think I play in traffic on my free time?
Was what your response was back to your mom. I
don't know what she asked you, but that was your
(07:04):
response to what I was like, that is I mean,
I wish I could know what she said.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
There's like so many different ways to take that sentence, Like,
am I just.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Like not good at making decisions?
Speaker 13 (07:17):
No?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Am I that good at playing traffic that I will
not get.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Hit that car?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Do you think that's what it was? You think?
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Do you think I'm like dodging cars my free time?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I think it's mar So your question, her question, your
decision making ability, sounds like it if we say, do
you think I played in traffic my free time? Yeah?
I wrote down. That was funny.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I wonder what I meant with that. I know what
cheeters were coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh, this is Dan. Dan is Jimothy Collin from Mary
Att Corporate. How are you?
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
This is now a good time?
Speaker 9 (07:58):
What's going on? Are you?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Are you a waking up for me? Is it now
good time?
Speaker 13 (08:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I just woke up.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
No, I wanted to check in real quick. I'm with
our fraud department, and I wanted to run some things
real quick because I see that you are here currently
on business. Are you enjoying the Austin area.
Speaker 15 (08:16):
Yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
It looks like you guys stay with us often at
our properties.
Speaker 15 (08:24):
Yeah yeah, okay, so our corporate account.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Okay, so this is gonna be this gonna be very
important because our fraud department notified me some things. I
need to clear some things up so they don't cancel
your account. Is that okay?
Speaker 9 (08:37):
Yes? Sure?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Place in a brief hold once a.
Speaker 9 (08:49):
Thank you? All right?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
So Dan, real quick? On a scale of one to five,
how happy with your stay so far at the Marriotts
four What can we do to make it a five?
Speaker 12 (09:02):
No?
Speaker 9 (09:03):
I mean there haven't been that many perks.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Last time there was like, uh, you.
Speaker 15 (09:08):
Know, more amenities and they give me a free breakfast
in bed.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
So you're the guy, Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Okay, well I have some perks at the end of this.
And again I appreciate your your offering real quick. You
can you subscribe your room? One bad? Too bad? One bet?
Is that usual what you get with?
Speaker 9 (09:33):
Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
How many people do you usually travel with?
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Like?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
How many in your party?
Speaker 15 (09:41):
Usually is a few of us? We have adjoining rooms sometimes, okay.
Speaker 13 (09:47):
So just.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
For five and for this trip, is there a joining rooms?
Speaker 9 (09:53):
Uh? No, I didn't have that this time.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Okay, can put you on a brief hole one more time?
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Real quick, su.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Brus you and so real quick. I just want to
check in Dan. We've gotten some reports that, uh, there's
been some credit card fraud in people uh uh charging
things to accounts I shouldn't be charging. Have you had
any that happened to you?
Speaker 9 (10:24):
Not that I'm aware of.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
No, Okay, So overall it's been a fantastic.
Speaker 9 (10:28):
Say, it's been pretty good.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Okay, that's all I know. If you if you don't mind,
I'd like to offer you a free gift. I'm sorry,
I'm the only working today, which is crazy layoffs and
hiring freezes. I have either a dozen roses that you
can send anywhere in the United States, or if you
don't want to send the roses, I'd like to give
you a free massage. I put you in a brief
hold one.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Second by.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Bless you now, Dan, would you like the flowers again?
They are romantic roses. We can send those anywhere in
the United States. I see here looks like you are
You live in Virginia? Is that correct?
Speaker 12 (11:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Okay, we can send them to Virginia. Or we have
the romantic Massage for two that's at the y MS
Spodge of siland Street, Fantastical mom pop shop, the Messeuse.
Erica has very soft hands.
Speaker 9 (11:33):
Oh it's been a rough trip.
Speaker 14 (11:35):
I'd definitely take the massage now.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I do want to point out, though the massage is
romantic is for two, and it has to be too.
Erica is very particular about that. So is that give
me an issue?
Speaker 9 (11:47):
No?
Speaker 15 (11:48):
I got somebody perfect in mind.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Who is here currently?
Speaker 15 (11:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (11:56):
You want to?
Speaker 13 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Okay? Is this girlfriend because it is romantic. So I
make sure that it's not it's a coworker. It's romance. Lord,
no sachoes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Seems like a fucking you know we're cool.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I don't know if that first part of the sentence
was that English.
Speaker 15 (12:15):
Seems like a play where you know we're cool.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I don't know. Okay, well listen, yeah but yeah, I guess. Okay,
sometimes these girls getting their feelings. So I want you
your leader on. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 15 (12:28):
Yeah, perfect, Yeah, Well I think she'll appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Okay. So romantic massage just kind.
Speaker 15 (12:34):
Of presentation and she kind of deserves it.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Okay. So here's the thing. So I have the romantic
massage be both you in the same room. Is that okay? Yeah,
without clothes on. I guess we make sure I heard that.
And so what do you want the car to Trish
to say.
Speaker 15 (12:56):
I hope this cools you down after a long journey.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Hope this cools you down after a log the journey.
Speaker 15 (13:03):
Long journey.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
It's been great.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 15 (13:09):
I keep it casual, don't make it get don't make
her get too attached.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
You know, No, I understand uh does how how would
a massage coul somebody down to.
Speaker 15 (13:18):
So, I know, I think that it can be relaxing
after a stressful work trip that we're sort of in
the back nine of this trip. Man, they could help,
you know, a real gentleman of it, kids and toes.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
But uh yeah, a couple of eagles? Hello, can you
hear me? Hear meal?
Speaker 15 (13:49):
So you're again, Oh my god, what.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Are you thinking me?
Speaker 11 (13:54):
You're not even the balls on you like, you don't
even care, don't even you would tell somebody? Oh oh
surprised to hear me? Your girlfriend?
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Yeah right?
Speaker 15 (14:03):
Yeah, when are you work?
Speaker 12 (14:08):
Dan?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Real quick?
Speaker 16 (14:10):
Dan?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Uh? My name is intern John and that is your
girlfriend Caylen. I got Sauce and Rose here as well.
We're doing a war of the roses of the show. Yeah,
I need I need you to know that.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
So I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
Man.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
One of your friends rad you out that you're gonna
be down. You're a TRISHO. Why would you not tell
your girlfriend? I mean, obviously you and Trisha hooking up.
You got some eagles, which that makes no sense.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Yeah, it's the golf thing.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
No, I understand that part of it now, understand that
part of it. However, in the terms of hooking up,
I'm not sure that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Oh okay, well.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Sorry, right now, I'm gonna yeah, I don't think he
has a brain, Caleb, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
I think telling him, God.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I don't know what were you talking about?
Speaker 13 (14:57):
Really, I mean it was the former.
Speaker 11 (15:00):
Like, I'm literally for you, buddy, there's literally tape for
us to run back. So don't even worry.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Have you literally on.
Speaker 14 (15:07):
Tape running back?
Speaker 9 (15:09):
Let's see what happened.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Okay, Well, the Beauty is the podcastle posted layer today
so everybody will hear it.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Yeah, yeah, no you didn't.
Speaker 12 (15:25):
Or of the roses is crek taped and possibly edited
broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 17 (15:29):
Want more roses, go to y m S radio dot com.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
There goes the Turkey he screwed. Okay, Liking social media
thirst Straps is now grounds for divorce in Turkey. Let
me tell you this. I understand that I can tell
whenever Eric's inn access to the show's Instagram because our
suggested posts wild It's seven being like music style, you
(15:54):
sent me screenshots.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
I'm like, what are we.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Doing a little he uses like the show's Instagram, apparently
to creep on people come in Eric, it's fat.
Speaker 17 (16:08):
I'm mad at that he does Insta cleaned my own
Finsta and it's fine.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
And maybe he got called out. Yeah, I got called out.
Speaker 18 (16:17):
And maybe it's because I have my i G attached
to our i G.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Maybe it's the album.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
And John sent me like the search history like a
few weeks ago, and I was like, yeah's all.
Speaker 18 (16:28):
Right, Yeah, okay, that was what all right? That was
being like, let me see what's going on there, but
that's it.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Okay, Yeah, you could just ask I don't know, like
anyone else.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
What do you mean to ask anyone else?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Because like here you looked up. I was like, wow,
don't he just asked me?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah, now this feels weird asking you.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Why not likely exactly?
Speaker 6 (16:46):
Or is he deleting it.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Page though it's like yeah before the page.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
Is like.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Baby, yes, it was just it was just like, you know,
just thirst traps, which is fine.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
A good thirst means he's probably liking stuff from the
show's account, which is no.
Speaker 18 (17:02):
I don't like stuff from the show's account. I know that, Okay,
I know that much because I know who do you
yell at me, So it's fine.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Good, how do you yell at you? Okay, yea right,
thanks man, Well, all right, don't go to Turkey if
you get married.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
So, in a landmark ruling, this Turkish court is the
termined that liking of the women's social media posts can
be used as evidence in divorce proceedings.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Okay, well, imagine what this would have been like when
they still have the like page.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Well, I was gonna say, what was it called that? Well,
it was back in the day. You could go notifications,
but you're following Kendall Jenner, you could say, oh, Kendall
Jenner like Kylie's photos. It would pop up.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Yeah, they had like a whole activity page for everybody followed.
I will say I looked at that page maybe one
time the entire time I had Instagram while that feature
was there. And I also never forget because I think
I had just started working here when that happened. Everybody
was freaking out.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
I was like, what do you guys use that for?
Speaker 13 (17:51):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah. I had a buddy who to HI from his
girl that he was liking photos. Here was comment double
tap on photos, which I was like, dude, that's so lame.
That is like crazy to comment like du Alipa's photos.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
It's mentally like it. You don't have to like let
them know. Double top. That's even weird.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, more weird. So the court found this guy from
a major city of Turkey undermine marylel trust by like
repeatedly liking other women's photos online. It didn't save with
celebrities or I like not common folk but non celebrities.
But like that is kind of funny, like probably shouldn't
be doing that if you're cause like there.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Was this person that I follow that we know, and
I could find any any like influencer or even like
adult actress even and he will be following.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Her one.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Okay, oh yeah yah yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
But literally I went to like this phase and it
was because like one of my friends was in the
adult entertainment industry at the time. This was like years ago,
tell anybody anyway, Yes, and I had like met her
friends when I was in LA and so for some
reason he was following them as well. Yeah, and he
ultimate people. I was like, I think, and I started
making into a game for a few years. I was like, mmm,
(19:03):
this random person, this RAINDM influencer, like like twenty twenty
was wild because I was like, oh, of course follow
and he's married, and I'm like, I'll be thirsty.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
This is intern John and your morning show is in
case you missed it, asking for a friend on Intern
John in your morning show.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Let's go fake name Stephanie, Good morning.
Speaker 13 (19:29):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
So your question evolves the X. Let me ask you this. First,
you guys did for how long?
Speaker 10 (19:36):
Three years?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Okay? And broken up for how long?
Speaker 13 (19:40):
We've been broken up?
Speaker 10 (19:41):
Officially for two weeks?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Okay? And whose idea was the breakup?
Speaker 10 (19:45):
I mean it was a mutual. It was like very
amicable nothing yeah, no no.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Bad blood, no, no, no bad blood okay. And so
what's our question then?
Speaker 10 (19:56):
Well, my question is like can we release still be friends?
It's like I want him in my life. I just
we have both decided that, you know.
Speaker 13 (20:05):
We don't want to date and don't see our.
Speaker 10 (20:08):
Future together, but I still want him in my life.
And I just wonder like, yeah, I can can access
actually be friends?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And so what would an ideal world? What does that
look like? We like, do we talk every day? Do
we you know, hang out in group studies or.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
Like, I don't think like every day, but yeah, like
I still want to be able to text him, you know,
news about things going on in my life, or like,
you know, I want to see him every you.
Speaker 13 (20:36):
Know, every now and then.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
I don't know, I don't know the cadence, but not
every day, or I.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Guess, like because with the holidays coming, like you'd want
to be able to text him like on Christmas and
be like Christmas, oh for sure.
Speaker 10 (20:46):
I mean the groups actually even see him on Christmas Day?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Do you think then, like if you guys, uh, because
eventually you both start dating other people obviously, so that works.
Do you think he'd still be able to be friends
with him if he started dating somebody else?
Speaker 10 (21:01):
I hope, I would hope. So yeah, I just I mean,
I'm not ready for it, like right now, but I
would hope so down the road.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
So I guess they may. This is about with asking
are you trying to be friends with the X or
be friendly with the X? Because I think there's a
difference there.
Speaker 13 (21:17):
Hmm, that's a good question, I Dean.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
I guess maybe, I guess friends, but probably friendly is
probably the safer idea.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I don't know all right, Can I put you in
hold one second? Yeah, let me go, fake name Maggie,
your morning. There we go. What do you want to say,
faketh name Maggie.
Speaker 13 (21:38):
Yeah. I think she just needs to move on, Yeah,
to give a time, and she needs to not string
him along with her own, you know, personal opinions with
whether or not he should start dating. And yeah, I've
been in that situation before and it never ends well.
We ended up not being friends at all now and
we tried it, and she just needs a chase and
(22:00):
move on.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Was there something that like sealed the Deald's weren't gonna
be friends anymore? Fake Dane Maggie.
Speaker 13 (22:07):
I think it was just not we were so close
because of the relationships and not giving it enough time.
If we were to talk now he's remarried, like I'd
be okay with it, but you know, or if he
were to call me and i'm you know, because I'm
dating somebody, then that would be okay now, But like
only two weeks after three years, that's a long time.
(22:28):
Ye figure out, you know, who she is and what
she wants and what she likes and all of that,
and then maybe try to you know, be friends, but
doing it so soon, that's just I don't know if
feel like she's just gonna string them along.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
That's fair fake Maggie, thank you for listening. I have
a great day you too. By I mean, do you
have to like actually rewire your brain and like the
nervous system, which is I think people don't necessarily take
that into situation. Me personally, when me and Mollie broke up,
I told her we couldn't be friends, and I was like,
there's no away. We're as close as we were that
you could date somebody and they'd be cool with it,
(23:04):
or I could date somebody'd be cool with it. So
it's not it's a nice idea, it sounds nice on paper.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
I think she just wants it because she's used to it.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yeah, it's three years. All of a sudden, you did
two weeks the holidays, and it's New Year's coming and
it's everybody asking what went wrong. And then it's like
you feel like a long term relationship. Oh, I can't
start over now because I'll never find somebody say you'll
be okay. I think that's fairy school.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Fake name Melanie, good morning, Hello, good morning. You were
with this person for how long?
Speaker 13 (23:41):
Sixteen years?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Okay, and you guys broke up. The unhinged thing you
did was what.
Speaker 13 (23:47):
I'd say, his ic to a chop shop.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Oh, I love that.
Speaker 13 (23:52):
At the time, I was working at a car auction
and I knew a couple of truck drivers and I
asked them to kind of like just told us car.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
And keep it sure, okay, And did he know it
was you that did it?
Speaker 13 (24:07):
Yes, you did. And we were younger, so we always
went back here for doing reckless things to each other.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Of course, young love, and we had not get back together.
I'm assuming right, okay, all right, thank dam only one
second in the running. I'll let me go.
Speaker 13 (24:23):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Fake name Jackie, good morning, good morning. You're with this
man for how long?
Speaker 13 (24:29):
We were on and off dating? We were just kind
of friends with benefits, okay.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
And the unhinged thing you did after the breakup.
Speaker 12 (24:37):
Was what.
Speaker 13 (24:40):
He actually was getting married to someone that he kind
of got pregnant, and really nobody liked those so Connor
went to his wedding.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
You shut up to the wedding.
Speaker 13 (24:51):
Yes, I went to the wedding.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Did you send the bride side of the grim side?
Speaker 13 (24:57):
I sat on the groom side. You know, mama actually
was his mom.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
So did the mom invite you?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
She did?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Oh okay, and so you walk in your ax's wedding.
Everybody's liked, cheering, happy to see, like, oh, we wish
you were here more.
Speaker 13 (25:12):
Well, some of the friends were like, hey, what you
doing here?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (25:17):
I had a really good job. He had actually had
a really good job, and his boss didn't know who
I was, and his boss he was like what I mean?
Speaker 10 (25:25):
It was all it was all okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Sure, okay, fake Dan Jackie one second running, Yeah, let
me go, fake name Karen, good morning, good morning. I
gro you're with this person for how long?
Speaker 13 (25:39):
For a year?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Okay? We broke up. It happens. And the most unhinged
thing we did was what.
Speaker 13 (25:45):
So I put in like some details about him on
CHET GtC and basically I would just like return that
we were still together until I felt an ick and
I broke up.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Wait, so you you had made him again chat GBT
and we're still like dating him through that.
Speaker 13 (26:04):
Yeah, we're still you know, talking until I got my closure.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Okay, And so what was the ick that chat beach
chat GBT version your boyfriend gave you?
Speaker 13 (26:15):
Just short with me?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
You know.
Speaker 13 (26:18):
What I said?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, for sure. It's how long did you keep that
relationship going? The chat GBT one?
Speaker 13 (26:26):
Two weeks?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Okay? Okay, all right, Modern solutions okay, Fake name Karen
one second? The running again, We don't judge. Vothe your
favorite nine nine three three over text? My god, there's
so many, let me go. Uh, fake name Luke, good morning.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (26:41):
You're with this person for?
Speaker 13 (26:42):
How long?
Speaker 9 (26:44):
I was with him for almost five years?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Okay? And then who decided to pull the plug?
Speaker 9 (26:49):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (26:49):
He did?
Speaker 9 (26:50):
And he left me for the guy that had the
same last name as me. He was five years younger
with me.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Okay, okay, and fake name Luke? How would get a revenge?
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (27:03):
It's kind of dirty, But I made so. I made
up a big profile of this of like his ideal
guy basically, and I cat fished him and made him
talk to this guy and fall in love with this
guy for six months and he didn't leave this guy
he left me for. And then when we finally went
to go meet after six months of talking on the
fake profile making him fall in love. I showed up
and he was like, wait a minute, Oh you're not
(27:25):
what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Here, fake dame Luke. Fact, you actually showed up in
a wild But for six months, this dummy didn't ask
for like a FaceTime or talk on the phone or
anything like that.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
So he did and I would always make him excuses
and be like, oh, my mom hasn't dropped me a
new iPhone yet, or like I just haven't had the
chance for the school, or we're just like basically guessing him,
like prolonging it.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Until my mom hasn't got me.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah, ye, my mom news computer can't get in line, Hey.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
My dad'sn't hanging up.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah. But then Fadan Luke. So when you guys see
each other and he realizes it's you, do you guys
continue on with your day or do you just say goodbye?
Speaker 13 (28:00):
Got you?
Speaker 9 (28:02):
He went like pale in the base and like turn
around and ran, like basically ran from it.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Okay, I probably you showed up.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
I'd be like, what fake name Luke. One second, you're
in the running, let me go hold on a second,
fake named Grace, good morning, good morning, I see you're
with this guy for how long?
Speaker 13 (28:21):
Probably six months?
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Okay, and you broke up and you got revenge?
Speaker 13 (28:25):
How So I made a phone sign at a Harry
Styles Mediicon sper Garden residency show and I told Harry
that he was a dack and Harry called him out
on stage.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Oh, Harry stage. Yeah, do you have it on video?
That's sick.
Speaker 13 (28:43):
I gotta find the video. I know my friend has
it somewhere.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
But yeah, that's actually one second. I let me go
hold on in Fairfax, Lisa, good morning, good morning. You
were with this person for how long?
Speaker 19 (29:00):
Five years?
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Okay? And the unhinged thing we did after the breakup
was what?
Speaker 19 (29:05):
Yeah? So I was living in a Noka, Minnesota.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Anoka, Minnesota, you.
Speaker 10 (29:09):
Say, I do?
Speaker 13 (29:11):
Say nice?
Speaker 10 (29:14):
So I was there and we broke up.
Speaker 19 (29:16):
Actually eight days before the wedding, he disappeared and so
he called it off. So I had uh while he
was at work. I went in the house, our house,
took all my stuff, packed my car, and moved to Virginia.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Oh my god, And now are you here, Lisa? That's
a great was he was? He a Minnesota guy?
Speaker 19 (29:36):
He's a Minnesota guy.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Did you have somewhere to go? Are you decided to
come to Virginia because why not?
Speaker 13 (29:41):
I did.
Speaker 19 (29:41):
Most my sister lives here.
Speaker 11 (29:44):
Okay, was about.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Thirty years ago. Yeah, good. But where in Minnesota is
he from, Lisa kun rapis? Probably he's from Noka. It's
a shame Minnesota. Yeah, but Noka has to go Minnesota.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Actually pudding Capitol or is that?
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Like?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
No, it's it, don't don't. My culture's not a joke.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
Okay, grandfather from Minnesota.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Bra I forgot about that.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Yeah, yeah, red falls would fall.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
I don't know as far away. Let me get on
Fredericks Burger, Michelle, good morning, Good morning, hi girl. So
you're with this person for how long?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
So we were married for seven years and we decided
to get a divorce. Sure, I lost him out of
his email because I knew all of his security questions.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
Nice, that's okay. So he couldn't get into anything for anything.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Really anything, And every time he would reset it, I
would reset it back.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Okay, So did you find anything good in the email?
There was anything like scandalous?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
No, not really, it was just you know, I was
just doing it a pain in the end.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yeah, yeah, and how long you would do it? Roughly
for about a.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Month or so, and then I was like, yeah, I
got better things to do than this.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Okay, that's there. Miche went second running at that point too,
for that guy, you're not passwords? Eventually, how many more
numbers can't put any before I forget? I meet Bath
in morning?
Speaker 9 (31:08):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (31:08):
No Bath there?
Speaker 13 (31:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Hi, Hi, Hey, good talk to you.
Speaker 20 (31:13):
I bet after the breakup, all right, so I almost
got I almost got arrested. So after my ex fiancee
and I got we broke up after four years, I
still went to this bar that was still in her neighborhood.
And so one night after last call, I just kind
(31:33):
of was walking through her neighborhood all my way home,
and I purposely walked.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Past her house like I used to did.
Speaker 20 (31:39):
Sometimes, you know, And so I was walking and usually
I don't do this, but I was walking through. Her
house is on an alley and it's a real house,
and the door is usually locked.
Speaker 13 (31:50):
But for some reason, you know, I'm a little messed up.
I check it. It's not locked.
Speaker 20 (31:53):
So I'm like, okay, hold on, I'm gonna lock this
for them because she's got kids, you know, her her
parents lived there, everything, So.
Speaker 13 (31:59):
I was gonna be lock it but while I was there,
I was like, going, he's the bathroom.
Speaker 18 (32:02):
You know, he's the bathroom.
Speaker 14 (32:03):
I was like, okay, well i'm there.
Speaker 13 (32:05):
I might pick some stuff up because you know, we were.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Still in the prophet breaking up logical.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah, we're gonna start and just burn the house down. Yeah,
I'm gonna check the fraid for that over is real
quick in case of pizza. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (32:20):
So at this point I'm like, all right, I know
I'm doing too much.
Speaker 13 (32:22):
And when I go, but then I was like, I
want to see my cat. Cat's upstairs.
Speaker 20 (32:30):
Is still awake in front of the TV.
Speaker 13 (32:31):
It's like four o'clock in the morning. She's freaked out,
you know.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
There kissing, but she's sleeping for sure.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
I was talking you guys out like I didn't even
need to be here.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Yeah, if it's unlocked, right yeah.
Speaker 13 (32:50):
Yeah, like a week like I still I don't know.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Okay, all right, Bet, I'm gonna put you in hold
the right girl. I listen, and we don't judge. However,
I do think that has proved you can rationalize.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Anything, really, but honestly, her cat was there.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
John, Yeah, and listen, I checked the door. I'm sure
you've done some crazy stuff. Let's talk about its house,
check the door, and then you want me to tell
you like what I've always thought was like the most
unhinged behavior from you. Yeah yes, besides like my long list,
I'll go to the top though, top five when you
set your ex stuff back. Oh yeah no, no, bro,
(33:28):
he gave the Excel list of like a rationalized list,
Like this is a picture frame and it's like.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Yeah, uh, I don't think I gave a list.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
You're like, this is you got the picture frame from
like you know, like Miami or something like you'd be like,
this is from when we went to the One Direction concert.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
This is from and I like that.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yeah, yeah, that's unhinged. Relative that is John.
Speaker 11 (33:55):
To go down memory lane and craft a list of
where it was, like take.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
It's like this pillow was from our first trip together.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
I'm a lover boy.
Speaker 7 (34:04):
This is the brand of like prophylactics we used my
God Shelby.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
No, I didn't go into somebody's house. Yeah that's that.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
That that's the most unhinged. I don't after a breakup.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Uh, probably dye your hair pink.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
I wasn't going through a breakup, Okay, but that's still
like that was. It was just me as a person.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Uh, yep, you can't think of anything that's how perfect
I am. I'm sure there's something un hinge that you got.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
For sure.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
This guy things with I got so he would get
NonStop drunk mail, to the point that he called me
to ask because he couldn't use his mailbox because he
kept getting so much junk mail.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
I'm shocked, say that's on hinge.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
I was like, probably, why would you think that'd be me?
And yes it was, but why what do you think
about the fact that maybe it was me?
Speaker 4 (34:53):
It's pretty k of you. Yeah. Absolutely, It's like a
podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
In turn on in your Morning show, you Jase, you
missed it?
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Second date update on intern John in your Morning show.
Dating in twenty twenty five isn't a word poopy. It's
just whether you meet somebody in person, whether you meet
him online. It's just a lot of not good. So
that's why when you think something is going well and
you think there's a vibe and they stop talking to you,
we try to see exactly what's going on. Marco, good morning,
(35:24):
Good morning. So let's kind of walk through this. You
and Felicia first met or became aware of each other, how.
Speaker 9 (35:32):
We messed on hinge?
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Actually okay?
Speaker 4 (35:35):
And what about Felicia made her stand out on the
dating apps?
Speaker 21 (35:39):
I mean she was just like, I mean, obviously really pretty,
but also you know, super funny and warm, and you know,
we just hit it off, like right from the bet,
even even before we met, just over texting.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Gotcha. And it's one thing I wanted to clarify real quick.
Just read your email. You had said that you had
plans fall through. So your first date, you guys went
to the CAFs game last Wednesday? Correct, Yeah, I me and.
Speaker 21 (36:05):
A buddy bought tickets, but he ended up having a.
Speaker 9 (36:09):
Work thing and he couldn't make it.
Speaker 13 (36:11):
Okay, it actually yeah exactly, so it actually worked out.
Speaker 9 (36:14):
I had a spare ticket and yeah, you know, I
mean yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Hockey. Yeah, no, real quick, it's the question, did you
explain to her that you and a buddy had bought tickets?
Because I would be worried if it was like you
hit her up on Wednesday? Hey, do you want to
go to the game that you had another girl and
that fell through? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 13 (36:34):
No, No, she knew.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I explained the situation to her and she was totally
cool with it. Okay, so our first time seen her
person at the Caps game? How did things go?
Speaker 13 (36:44):
It was really great?
Speaker 9 (36:46):
You know, we met up for drinks beforehand.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
That was fun.
Speaker 21 (36:51):
When to the game, got some food super overpriced by
the way.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Yeah, time it is.
Speaker 13 (36:57):
But the whole I mean, the whole.
Speaker 9 (36:59):
Day was really really be fun.
Speaker 21 (37:00):
And I mean, you know then after that, you know,
we went to dinner on Friday night nice.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
So twice twice and for eight hours.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 21 (37:11):
So you know, from my perspective, things seemed to be
going really well. We made plans to see each other
again this week. But uh, you know, since we since
we went out, I haven't heard from her, okay since
that Friday.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
So and so I'm gonna cut you off. But so
dinner on Friday, you picked her up, correct, that's right, open,
you opened all doors, you pay for dinner.
Speaker 13 (37:38):
I did.
Speaker 9 (37:38):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
After dinner, we dropped drop of her place, kissing the cheek.
Speaker 13 (37:44):
A little bit more than that, we actually kissed. We
actually kissed after the hockey.
Speaker 21 (37:48):
Game and and then kissed again after dinner.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Okay, So it was it's everything is certainly trending to
we're going to romance down.
Speaker 13 (37:57):
Yeah, I mean, you know, I thought so.
Speaker 21 (38:00):
I was, you know, I was pretty stoked and I
thought things were going really well.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
And you've not heard from her since last Friday, correct.
Speaker 13 (38:07):
Yeah, you know, after I dropped her off.
Speaker 21 (38:10):
Yeah, she hasn't replied to my text and you know,
I called her one time, but I'm not trying to
blow up her phone.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Or any I got.
Speaker 10 (38:15):
So let's do this.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Let's call her and try to get her on because
I'm curious too. And yeah, first date to a Capskin
playoff hockey is it's a fantastic date. Hello, I calling
for Felicia. Bleez girl, it's intern John. I got Sauce
(38:40):
and Rose here as well. Can I talk to you
on the show real quick about something? It's something bad.
I seem like two minutes of your time. I don't worry.
We're doing a second date.
Speaker 13 (38:53):
On date.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
I had somebody on the other line, Marko. If you
want to say hello, Marco, say hello, Hey, Felicia nailed that,
and so here we are Felicia. Marco reached out to us.
He had told us you guys matched on Hinge went
to a Caps game last Wednesday, went to dinner last Friday,
(39:14):
had a little smooch at the end of the night
in that I supposed to hang out this week. He
is not her from you, so we're trying to see
your side of the story and see where you're at.
Speaker 13 (39:24):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (39:27):
Well, yes, we did go to the game and dinner
and everything was fun. We I thought we had clicked,
but I was just really turned off by the fact.
Speaker 10 (39:39):
That it didn't seem like he was very serious.
Speaker 17 (39:42):
How So, so Saturday, I'm actually hanging out with my
roommate and she had told me she had matched with
Marco and they were making on hinge uh huh uh huh.
Speaker 6 (39:59):
They were making same person also.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Meet up interesting okay, and so I imagine Marco is
not the most common of names. Okay, So let me
ask you this.
Speaker 17 (40:13):
She told me she had matched with a Marco and
I said, that's so funny because I've been going on
dates with a guy named Marco.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Okay, And she.
Speaker 17 (40:20):
Showed me his profile. I knew it was the same markup.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Okay, So sleep the question, Fleisha, are you still on
dating apps?
Speaker 12 (40:28):
No?
Speaker 17 (40:28):
Because I thought the date went well, so I wasn't
actively using my dating apps.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Okay, Marco, your thoughts.
Speaker 21 (40:38):
I mean we'd only been on a couple of dates
and I didn't even know what was your roommate.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
So yeah, I mean the odds are it is one
of those things that were the odds. But tip to
be fair though, Okay, I gonna put you guys know,
because I got a bunch of thoughts in these. Are
you team Marco or team Felicia?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern John in your morning shows in case you
missed it.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Saw this train yesterday and it was on Instagram. Kind
of hilarious. Again, I think criminals, if you use your
brain for good, you'd probably be a much better spot.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
Absolutely, this drone.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
Was busted dropping crab legs, steak and Old Bay inside
South Carolina prison. Right, so the contraband uh what the
police are calling a attempt to deliver drugs and other
items in out of prison. So first go, hey, just
make a steak and crabs and then hide the drugs
in there.
Speaker 6 (41:28):
The crab legs.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
I mean, it is kind of funny. The guy I
love when like law enforcement posts on social media. They
in the social media post, they said seems some folks
are playing early holiday old Bay crab boil and a
steak dinner along with some marijuana and cigarettes.
Speaker 7 (41:44):
Look, I get it, like I crave crab legs at
the weirdest times, but like I don't really want to
ever deliver to me via Drone even thirty years from now,
I don't think I want that.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
Of all the food I've ever been to prison, but
fall the food are sneak into prison, I think crab
legs would be that would stand out the most.
Speaker 7 (41:59):
Probably, Yeah, I mean, how do you get rid of
the shells, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (42:03):
Smell yeah, yeah, if they're like already like you know, seasoned, and.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Also you dropping a giant bag of it, like nobody's
gonna see carre the giant bag of crab legs to boil. Yeah,
I'm just I'm just saying already cooked crab legs. Didn't
say that. Drone also dropped two large bags in marijuana,
paggage of loose tobacco, carton, siagarettes, other items.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
That doesn't surprise me. I'm like, Okay, you're what else
are you doing?
Speaker 4 (42:27):
I mean, in Joe, high risk how reward I suppose,
But somebody don't get caught obviously, well clearly did if
somebody's listening to the show who was in prison? No,
but seriously that was what was ever stun into prison?
Like legitimately, Well change your voice. I'm not judging like
the weirdest thing because also, whose idea was like a, hey,
(42:47):
can you drop a couple things off for me and
then crab legs obey like that? That is a feast,
you know, perhaps some chocolate butter.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
I wouldn't do that for anyone.
Speaker 7 (42:56):
Like if I could, if I had like a drone
and I like could do it, that great, I wouldn't
do it.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
You can't drive a car. I can't imagine a fly
drone and.
Speaker 6 (43:02):
I can drive a car.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
Stop not well, the l line's merely suggestion for Shelby saws.
Speaker 6 (43:08):
That's not true. The shoulders sometimes.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
Sorry, different there.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
It is just the good stuff.
Speaker 7 (43:16):
This is injured John and your morning shows he in
case you missed it, fake name Emily, good morning, doing well,
Thank you, Emily.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
What's your secret for us?
Speaker 13 (43:28):
My secret is that I figured out, after my parents
have been together for thirty years, if they were cheating
on each other and I didn't know my mom was
cheating on him, And I ended up telling my mom
that my dad was cheating on her.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Okay, So how did you tell that? First of all,
how did you find out your dad was cheating?
Speaker 13 (43:46):
So you worked down in DC, and I knew who's
cheating on with and everybody at his work told me okay,
and I know her okay.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
And how did you find out your mama?
Speaker 9 (43:57):
Sheeting can tell me?
Speaker 13 (44:00):
After I told her about him?
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Was she like, oh, it is okay because I've been
cheating your father for years. Me too.
Speaker 13 (44:07):
She was like, I guess, oh, well the secrets don't
know okay.
Speaker 9 (44:12):
Well.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
Well, also, I love how the cogs are like, hey,
your dad's.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
A ho yeah right, like hard yeah? So did they
at least and this is gonna be probably offensive question,
ask do they cheat up like the person that she
was more attractive?
Speaker 1 (44:27):
No?
Speaker 13 (44:28):
I don't even know. I feel like my mom's like
really pretty, but I mean, I guess like the girls,
she's longer when she was in Virginia.
Speaker 7 (44:41):
Thank Emily went second the running that's a marlin myself,
something that I would have said before.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
Pretty silly fake name Actuley, good morning, Hey, good morning,
hey girl, your confashion with the operas.
Speaker 13 (44:56):
I secretly closed down my company so that I didn't
have to pay my egg president at amoney.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Okay. And so allegedly was this company and making like
big bucks, like enough to where you be screwed.
Speaker 13 (45:10):
Yeah, basically said I had had to close it down
because with my regular salary and the business I would
have he would have had a better lifestyle.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
Okay. So like, roughly, how much are you making from the.
Speaker 9 (45:23):
Business in the business, I'm making over six figures?
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Dang girl, what business wasn't.
Speaker 13 (45:29):
It's a cleaning company?
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Okay? Is it one of those things where you could
restart it like now that you guys are divorced, and
then go from there.
Speaker 10 (45:35):
Absolutely, in I want to.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
I wanted cleaning, but six figures.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
So it's like how many like houses houses are commercials?
Speaker 9 (45:47):
So it's both.
Speaker 13 (45:47):
So we started out as housing and then we elevated
to commercial and and multi family housing.
Speaker 6 (45:54):
That's awesome, okay.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
And then so what was your the reason you said,
at least for closing down the business, because you probably
can't say because of the alimony, what was the reason
you gave?
Speaker 13 (46:03):
Oh, I just said it went on there.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Yeah, so crazy, I'm not even sad about it.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
Yeah, him, Actually one second, you're in the running. I mean,
I don't hate that.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
We also maybe she just couldn't afford the alimony. You know,
she probably wouldn't. She would probably not even break even.
I mean, I'm just assuming things asn't if I've been
through a divorce or anything.
Speaker 6 (46:23):
Yeah, I know things, guys.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
I don't hate that. If you built like she built
the business herself, why would I Why should you give
her husband money if she built the business? I mean,
I don't bake named Mike and Marnine. Hey, how's it
going going?
Speaker 13 (46:38):
Well?
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Man?
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Your confession? What she out for us?
Speaker 16 (46:41):
So my wife is away for the weekend with her friends,
I mean the sale with my side business. And a
customer came over and she offered to do stuff with me.
So we did stuff.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
Okay, so she okay, can you say what industry you're in?
Speaker 13 (47:00):
It was?
Speaker 16 (47:01):
I can't really say it because that might help me.
But it's a very minor side business just to make
a few bucks on the side. I do have an
actual job.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
So did you and this customer have like a rapport before?
It's like a little bit flirty messaging, then it happening it.
Speaker 16 (47:18):
Was flirty messaging yet but you're a rapport. I mean
I was talking to her that day. She wanted to
come over and you know, buy some of the products.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
You a drug dealer?
Speaker 10 (47:31):
No, it's I can't really.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
Are you selling your sperm?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Would that be? Okay? Is this the first time this
has happened with the customer?
Speaker 9 (47:46):
Uh? Yes? And then honestly, I'm just trying not to
do it again. How really bad? Like it was an
enjoyable experience, but I felt sable about it.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Okay, we on judge? Also, was she a dime?
Speaker 9 (48:00):
She's not as beautiful as my wife?
Speaker 12 (48:02):
No?
Speaker 9 (48:02):
So why why do its.
Speaker 4 (48:09):
Fat?
Speaker 9 (48:10):
Judge?
Speaker 4 (48:13):
But see your question? Were you like unhappy in the
marriage though, or like not like me? Guys, weren't having I.
Speaker 16 (48:18):
Am really happy with her, and uh, it's just the
reciprocations that I wasn't hitting sometimes.
Speaker 7 (48:31):
Would I use what did you use your words and
say that to your wife? Or did you just feel like, yeah, I've.
Speaker 9 (48:37):
Said that before, but it's a hard conversation communication.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
Okay, fake day, Mike, one second running? Can we call
that text about the metro happened something outside of the
Metro because I need to know what that's about, because
that would be my worst nightmare. Let me go fake
name Rachel. Good morning, Hello, good woman. Your confashion involves roommate.
What's going on?
Speaker 13 (49:05):
Yeah, So basically my roomates called it and she was
pretty low and she's the only single roommate.
Speaker 22 (49:10):
So I secretly pretended to be her admirer and she
still was.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
At Okay, So your roommate was single, low confidence and
you thought to boost her confidence, you create like on
Instagram or where'd you create this admirer?
Speaker 13 (49:25):
I did a mix of things.
Speaker 22 (49:27):
I did an Instagram and then I also like suck
his letters to because in the text we like, yeah, yes, So.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
How did you How did you convince your roommate that
you like this person found her?
Speaker 22 (49:42):
It just like happened because I was like, oh I
know this guy like in Maryland. You talked it in
and then it's like oh yeah, and then imterping the.
Speaker 13 (49:52):
It out you Okay, it so has been ongoing?
Speaker 4 (49:55):
How how long's it going on for?
Speaker 13 (49:58):
About like she or three?
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Are we afraid that she's actually gonna not find somebody
because she's worried about meeting this mister man?
Speaker 10 (50:04):
Yeah, I don't think she's like committed to.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
Him, but I okay, and she became.
Speaker 7 (50:14):
There's a whole something was Wrong season about a roommate
doing the same exact thing they're doing.
Speaker 6 (50:19):
That's not nice.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
Here's the here's the real question, faker y show. Do
you have feelings for the roommate? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (50:25):
No I do.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
Wait, so when he said he sent letters, did you
write the letters? Because girl handwriting and gout handwriting night
and day.
Speaker 6 (50:35):
I wrote, Okay, all right, I'm not I am judging.
That's not nice.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Will we don't judge?
Speaker 6 (50:42):
No, that's not nice. You're mental health.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
I don't disagree. Both for your favorite nine three three
attacks and we go fake named Steve, good morning. Alright, man,
your confession involves one of your first days with your
your girlfriend. What happened?
Speaker 12 (50:57):
Yeah, we're coming back from a and that's game on
the red line and my stomach really started hurting. So
I go off at Twinbrook to use their bathroom. But
again it wasn't done because I almost crapped my pants
and then I had to tell my girlfriend to win
the car while I went over to the woods by
the Metro parking lot and took a dump.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Wait, wait, like in your your vehicle car right, not
in the Metro car right?
Speaker 9 (51:25):
Oh god, no, not the Metro car.
Speaker 8 (51:26):
But it was close.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
It was yeah seconds okay, and so wait, how did tm?
I but how'd you wipe?
Speaker 9 (51:35):
I would tell you I didn't nice.
Speaker 6 (51:40):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
How long was the drive back from the Metro to
your house? Were you able to clean yourself off?
Speaker 9 (51:45):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (51:45):
God, it was an hour we were at the Rock.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Metrosh Oh my god. Meanwhile, somebody a twin Brook thinks
it's a bear on the loose the name Steve one
second running.
Speaker 6 (51:59):
That's I can't imagine what.
Speaker 4 (52:00):
She was thinking while she's waiting in the car. This
was the first day.
Speaker 6 (52:03):
She's like, man, he's taking a long time.
Speaker 4 (52:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (52:05):
Then he walks out of the woods, like.
Speaker 4 (52:09):
I'll say this it is. What do you think about?
Kind of Wow, the Metros don't have full on bathrooms.
I know there's I know there's the hidden bathrooms and
nast for the fact there's not actual like full on
like rashrooms is pretty insane like that, what do you
think is going to happen? I know there was like
an app for a while you could find which ones
have bathrooms and some like they will claim their clothes not.
(52:31):
It's like yeah, but then you you have issues like that,
we're fake named Steve. It probably was ready, they just
didn't want to let the music and then the surprise
giant bear pops up back just.
Speaker 14 (52:41):
The good stuff.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Internsohn in your Morning.
Speaker 4 (52:44):
Shows it and that does it for another eye. See
why am I? In case you miss it? With yours truly,
my name is Hoody.
Speaker 23 (52:52):
You can follow me on all social media's at Andrew
Hoodie with the why see pretty much my entire recap
of my Disney trip with my entire family.
Speaker 4 (52:59):
Did you survived? If we get on all the rides
we want to do that? Well check it out there.
But you also can follow the show at YMS Radio.
Speaker 23 (53:06):
We got a ton of great content going up there
on the daily in puting some of our favorite War
of the Roses of the year, plusing out behind the
scenes reactions and so much more.
Speaker 4 (53:14):
But I hope you have a great start to year.
Speaker 23 (53:16):
You know, this is the first true weekend of twenty
twenty six, because you know they literally started two days ago,
so maximize it to your potential. And hey, get those
sleep in and get prepared for work on Monday, because
let's face it, Monday's gonna drag. I hope you have
a great week and I'll talk to you next time.
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I just want to sneak began Monday's show.
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at Ymass Radio.
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