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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And your Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Appreciate you hanging out intern John in your Morning Show
special guest in studio comedian Joe Cary Joke, and Marny
mad I'm doing well, dude. I'm excited to see you.
I'm tired. I'm gonna say, yeah, I took a benadrill
to trying to uh sleep on schedule. Sure, I'm still
(00:25):
in LA Time. And then before l A, I was
in Japan, and then before Japan, I was in Guam. Yeah,
and then before that I was in Minnesota. So it's like, yeah,
I don't even know where I'm at right now.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Your body is like slowly getting like coming back to
Eastern time, and then it's still not.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And he slices off a bunch of exotic places. But
sadly you're supposed to be Norfolk tonight, but the show
got canceled. Equally has exotic the Japan of Virginia, Norfolk.
You know what's crazy is I'm getting a bunch of
d ms and it's like it's not my fault, it's God.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You know that, right? What God did this?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
No Norfolk for me. I know it's still out, but
I don't want to go.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We got the money you can't buy me bye. So
you're at Capital one tomorrow, Capital one and tomorrow. Oh
yeah yeah, So I feel like it's odd for comedians
have a full Well, I guess we're supposed to be
off today, so that kind of makes sense. So now
that you have the off day, what's the plan? Then
you're just gonna hang out and just go see you see.
(01:23):
I have my son with me because he tours with me,
so and he and he and he does everything for me.
He's he's amazing. Mostly grounds me. If you could have
some kids, get him. That's all I want for an hour.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Go get a kid. Go get a kid.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
You're always saying. He's like, I'm good, I'm good. Okay,
I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I really keep myself alive.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Then my brother is having a baby.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Don't ever say I'm a fun uncle. Don't ever do
that at in the morning, I'm really fun.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, my brother's having a kid, and I guess his
wife is technical in June, so that's gonna be. It
sucks because he's my younger brother. Yeah, I got married
before me and a kid, and my parents are like, hey,
you should get your life together. He did he did
change my life though, Sure, and it's just it's lonely
on the road. It seems extremely lonely. Sure, and this
has just been like the greatest to have my son everywhere. Yeah,
(02:19):
he's my best friend, He's everything.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I love that into a Canadian Joe koy capital wondering
it tomorrow. Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
The funny thing.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
About you know, I want to do one more thing
about my son because I just thought of this. It's like,
but now it's it's like fans are like.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Hey, Joe cocaine. No, I've never done that before. Yeah,
I'm also a strange person. I would say that, yeah,
my son is here. I would never I would fly.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Do a weak rash shot instead something uh something nice.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Ginger shots with cayenne.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That's why what they meant it had those on deck.
I've always too, we lived in the wrong, Eric, because
I feel like doing drugs twenty years ago you could
probably do be fine, not so much.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, it's not the fun stuff. No one does that.
I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So the tour obviously you are on now, but the special
and Netflix dropped last year, right, Yeah, so that's a
quick turnaround for when a much a special recorded. I
guess November of twenty oh my god, twenty three. Okay,
so yeah, and then we dropped a twenty twenty four
and then I'm going to shoot another one this year.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Cliund Well, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So Sauce and I have done stand up, and the
one thing nobody tells you is like, with stand up,
you only can really do the jokes once. People don't
want to see the best of, like the hits. If
your Guns and Roses, you can tour with Sweet Child
of Mind. Everybody's excited. You know what's funny You're saying
that I say this on stage all the time, Like
I literally I think I've said every every show I
say that. It's like because people scream out my jokes,
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I'm like, I'm not going.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
To do that. Yeah, like you guys for free on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah he shut up. Yeah yeah but stop the box
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Is it hard though, because you'll have, like you'll finish
a tour you have like the best joke you've probably
ever written, and then do you get the mind's frame
of like how am I gonna top this again?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah? Yeah, it's it's it kind of sucks.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, it's you do like my Brooklyn that was my
favorite special and uh and now I have to uh
beat that. But I'm ready for it. I love this one.
The one I'm talking about now is just it's beautiful. Yeah,
I'm talking about my stepdad and there's some some great
stories in there that I've been wanting to save for
a while.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Well.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I think that comedy can be so powerful because at
the end of the day, what you're really doing is
for the hour you're on stage, distracting people from whatever
is going on in their life.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, so it is. I think it's one of the
best drugs again.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
But drugs again is like but when you're telling a
joke and you know where the punchline is going, it
is like you feed out the energy of the crowd
and it's like it's a really powerful thing.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Oh, it's a beautiful thing. I enjoy it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I mean I even talk about you know, me laughing
on stage. It's because it's like, okay, I'm improvising. Yeah,
so I'm laughing because this is my first time hearing.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Absolutely, we enjoyed it. Yeah, so do we expect then
at the show tomorrow? You're working on new stuff always, okay, always,
I'll go about an hour and a half. Yeah, that's
a it's a huge show. Yeah, but I love it. Yeah,
I just it's an addiction. I gotta stay on stage absolutely.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah. Saying good night is the worst. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah.
How many times on stage are you a year? Usually?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Oh my god, one hundred really maybe a little more
than that. Yeah, Okay, it doesn't stop when you plan
a shooting the special. I'm like a like, like, if
I'm not on the road, I go crazy, get antsy. Yeah,
I get real antsy waring. I'm like, you guys suck family,
You guys are lame.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Do you end up getting weird? It's my living room.
You guys want to sit on couch pay for it.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
But do you end up on the road gaining like
weird hobbies? Because I feel like when I was traveling more,
I just started to want to do dumb stuff that
I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Do if I My thing is coffee bugs, and it's
so lame.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's so lame, and it's like a it's like a
treasure hunt for me to find the best sticker for
for our suitcases.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Now everyone in our tour is doing it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
We all have stickers on, and it's like coffee mugs
from like the craziest places.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
We got plenty of them.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh no, they's so they're just like taking over my house.
Drink out of the same coffee mug. It's a Seattle
airport that says the city. Yeah, I was here. Here's
the actual see Tampa, Tampa. I'll never wear this again,
but remember you're there though. I'm saying. It's like the
Encyclopedia t shirts. Yes, we have plenty of knickknack shops downtown.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
To if you ever are. They have the America Shop.
I have gotten some nice coasters there.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Why I know.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
It's when I was living in Georgia and I was
just there, like leaving home, and I was like, so
I got like a Maryland hat and like some Maryland coasters.
Sure I threw away the coasters.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, I was gonna say you should throw all that away. No,
maybe Maryland. Yeah, I'm from Maryland.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm gonna oh you're from Maryland. Yeah, from Georgia. No,
I was living in Georgia. I was leaving my parents' house.
So I was like, oh, let me get something to
remind me of home. Oh, I don't have that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Here's the problem with our friend Sauce. We give talking
to comedian Joe Koye. Sauce is the friend where when
she moved back, she told us she had movers, but
she needed the boys in the show to come get
the big stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, okay, movers. You're not gonna believe this. Never showed up.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
No you mos up? No, I got three movers. That
was one time us. That was like a year and
a half ago.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Get over.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, that's one of those things that were of the age.
Now I'm like, I'd rather give you the money to move.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, when I moved for it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
When I moved six months ago.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
JK Moving helped me up. So there we go.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Okay, never have to hear about it again. So you
bring it up again. I got my leasing renewal yesterday.
Thanks for bringing it up.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Hey, do you need help moving? I might, I might.
Your son's here, he can get the manual. La, my
son will love to move. Okay, his whole job. How
was the job? He's twenty two now? Okay, yeah, he's thirteen. Okay,
he's been with me for like three years.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Is it weird bringing your kid on the road because
I'm sure back in the day, but back in the
day you probably party and all this stuff. Now it's like, listen,
we go to bed at nine o'clock and yeah, yoga
in the morning. He's that guy. He's the one that's
like not wanting to go out. You're right, yeah, yeah,
that's awesome. But we did have our first beer together
in Berlin and that was cool. That's really cool. Yeah,
(08:25):
it's like a subtle it was. It was cool.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That's such a.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Cool experience for him too, to get to just tour
with his dad and then you guys bond have this
like cool life story to share together down the road.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's beautiful. We do the best things.
Like you know, back when I was not with him,
it wasn't that enjoyable. But now it's like I did
the USO tour and it's like I'm on the back
of the Hercules where they dropped the back food. She
just appear out of nowhere and I'm sitting next to
my son. I'm like, this is this is awesome. This
is cool stuff. I mean, what a legacy to live.
(08:56):
And speaking on a legacy, I know you were in
Hana Mansion, the Disney film. Yeah, uh, what's that process? Like,
is it do you question your ability to read? Because
I'd be afraid, like I just sound stupid.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I mean, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
You said that movie out of all of them, it's
because it's there was no process that. Tiffany's like my
best friend. So me and Tiffany go way back. So
it's just literally like put Joe in here real quick. Sure,
and I was in there. And then the same with
my movie. I had a movie called Easter Sunday and
I just I called her. I was like, I need
you to do this.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, so that's kind of a cool process. What do
you ever?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
The Eastern Sunday was cool because that was Steven Spielberg
that gave me that movie.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
So that was cool. Not bad guy.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It was the coolest experience because it's like whatever I wanted.
It was like that they would like push back, like
producers like I don't think we can and then all
of a sudden we get a phone call from Steve.
It's like, all right, it's happening. Yeah that's pretty that's
a pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah. Sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Basically, you know a lot of folks keep diaries and such.
But the interesting thing about comedy is like it is
kind of like each tour is your life at that moment.
Do you ever go back and listen to old stuff
to for like the memories of like to see where
you're at now. I don't like it, Yeah, especially because
it's a lot to do with my my family. So
I hear my son grow in front of me. Interesting, Yeah,
(10:10):
I don't like listening to it. I'm just I don't
want to speak about that anymore because I started getting
uh depressed.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Like it's like there's times where I was like I
didn't even have a I didn't even go to his
birthday when he was seven because I was in Saint Charles, Illinois.
It's like I don't love city. I'm sure it's beautiful, Yeah,
what a what a beautiful like Saint Thomas the Island,
just like I bought coasters to remind me how beautiful.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
With the fine casts.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
There's limited tickets for the show tomorrow, Capital Wonder, you know,
just being cooiet to where So if you need a
date night, perfect date night, perfect right, absolutely, I mean
get a little dinner beforehand.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I like, you you just got that tattoo. You's got
a tattoo. My first tattoo iron my arm that I
saw let me shave.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Here's the promise. I got it. It's on the inside
my wrists right. So there's no easy way to show
people unless I'm ski polling all right, and somebody to
be like here it is, yeah, yeah, or here is yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
So first one, yeah, first one.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah we went together as a show. Yeah, yeah, you
got one to Yeah. I mean I already had one,
but I have I got one right here and then
one on my side, my last.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Worst spot, the side. That's why I've heard what we
just said. The two week marks. Now I can take
baths again, so that's very exciting. Wait, you could have
taken one the day after.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I didn't know that, like our tattool, like you said
we can't take baths.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I think because I make fun of you for taking
bath so much that she was like, wait.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
A minute, you take that? You are you serious? I
was just talking about this with my one friend. I'm like,
men do not take bass. I even googled it. I
even googled it men men that I go, what is
the baby? Guess what it said?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Zero to not look at that. It's relaxing. Put some
bubbles in there. You're a toddler drawn, that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Figures in there too. Yeah, did a hotel. That's the
last place you want to That's why I didn't get
covidause your immune system is strong. Everything. Just think about
all that stuff that's on the bottom of that bath,
the tear and the drain and just crawling inside you
(12:31):
right now when you play it that way.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, it's probably on a bathtub floor. Well, you use
a toilet in a public place, it's like the same thing.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Usually, well not usually, but people they travel a lot
will use like inside like flip flops. They don't get
foot funguses your your But.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I also I don't threw up in toilets. I threw
up in tubs. Your weird because you are you still
in college? What would dress your head? A toilet or
a bathtub? I don't know, toilet because that's who it goes.
But there's other things, ranger, like I don't poop in
(13:13):
the toilet. Are you guys with me? Waffle stop?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Come on, man, John, you want her up at a sink?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, that's a different Sorry, we're making it sound like
I'm a raging with you.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
You're you brought this up, by the way, we just
want to among friends. I mean, but I still will
make fun of you bathing for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
So okay, well, yeah, that's men don't bathe? And soon
can we get a caller in here? Do you bathe? Sir? Men?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Do you bathe? Yes? Romans in the bathtub? The Romans
used to be. That's because they have showers. Those POV
videos all the time. Talk p o V is like
waking up during POMPEII, and she was like, a version of that.
Do you get those at all?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
No? Never mind, but John has been selling them to
us for the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Non sister.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Wait somebody texting my husband's thirty and takes baths. Wait
a minute, is there another voice? How is she doing this?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Okay, what the hell is going on? Hold the phone.
I'm like, we have an AI co host because we
couldn't afford somebody else, and they chose him for it.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Like why, Like I love flowers Rose, that's fair enough, Joe,
thanks for coming in.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
If people want to get tickets for the show tomorrow,
working with them Joe Coore dot com j okay, oh
why hell? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
To an hour and a half. She said roughly, it'll
be more hell yeah, Okay, I'm excited. Koy Pleasure coming in. Man,
thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I love you guys, just like that as long as
I get middle Yeah, it's just John in your morning
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