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Speaker 1 (00:02):
More of the roses on internshown in your morning show.
You think the person you're with could be the one
that make you happy, give you the warm fuzzies, But
then some things start happening, They pop up for you
that doesn't quite make sense. We try to figure out
exactly what's going on. Alex, Good morning, Good morning, And man,
I got your email. Let's get into this. You and
(00:24):
Melissa have been dating for how long?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
About a year and a half? All right, you guys
first met in the wild. What happened?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, we met at a mutual friends party and started
talking there and then followed up with her a couple
of weeks later, and we've been dating ever since.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And what about Melissa made her stand out at her
at the party?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Was she beautiful?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
She has a good personality and we just kind of
clicked immediately.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I thought, sure.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
And so you guys have had talks before about you
taken the next stab one day? I mean, like you
guys are planning the future together. Is that safe to say? Okay?
And so what happened this weekend? That sky you thinking
something else must be going on.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
So I went out of town for the weekend to
visit my family and uh, sometimes when I'm gone once
it will help me, you know, bring in packages and stuff.
And I had some meal prep and she brought it in,
which was adwice of her, I thought. And then when
I got back to my place, I took a shower
(01:38):
and I looked over on the shower ledge and I
saw some used zin zins you know what I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
About, like the nicotine pouches in the shower. Yeah, like
used zin packets in the shower.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
And I don't use zins.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
She doesn't use zins that're.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Like normal thing.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
No, do you live by yourself?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
As a probably dumb question, she's bringing stuff in for you, right, yeah,
I do. Okay, So your thought is you were out
of town for how long? So you were on town,
meal prep came. There is nothing worse than that happens,
because it's like it'll go bad.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
So that happens to you, lodge on it?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Certainly does, it certainly does. And so you come back.
Was she there when you got back or no? Okay,
So you go about your day, go take a shower,
get in the shower. You notice there's like these little
they helme like pillows, like these little like nicotine pouches
in the shower, which means that like somebody used them,
(02:41):
took them out, and how many were there?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Would you say, we're there, tay.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Which means that if I was a betting man, somebody
was there multiple days because he wouldn't just pop it
put it back in.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I've never done it, but I can't imagine a bunch
in the shower.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, so let to.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Let's do this, Alex, because to me, it seems like
that's kind of like a smoking gun and step calling
and doing the roses on her. We'll call from our
country morning show alter ego the Morning Bull Ride. We'll
put her in the secret stallation chamber, see the last
person that she saw without clothes on.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
He'll try to get some answers that way. Okay, okay,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I wore the roses in less than three minutes An
inturns Johnny Morning Show. Wore the roses on Internshohn in
your morning show, Alex, let me recap this quick. You
Melissa met in the wild at a mutual friend's birthday party.
Thought she was cute, exchange for mation, got our number,
started dating not too long after that. The reason we're
doing war the Roses is though you are not from here.
(03:41):
This past weekend, you went home and see some family.
While you're out, he has some packages delivered, including meal
prep stuff, which goes bad. Obviously it's the weather's not great,
so you had your girlfriend Alex go to your place
put some packages away. You thought all was good. You
come home from the trip, go take a shower. You
realize somebody has left nicotine pouches in your shower. And
(04:03):
if you don't know if those looks like they're like,
I'm like little almost like a little piece of gum
almost basically, but you take them out once they're done,
which means that somebody was in your shower, probably multiple
days and leaving those packets there, which is relatively gross.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's kind of where we're at. Is that fair?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, So let's see this in sev calling and trying
to get her some flowers. We'll call from our country
morning show alter ego The Morning Bull Ride, and we'll
play last person to see her naked and see who
she says, and we'll get some answers that way. Okay, okay,
well one secondment, and by the way, it's all gonna
work out regardless of how this.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Goes, it'll be better for you in the long run
for your get high.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Calling from Melissa. Please, Melissa, it's tumbleief. The Morning Bull
right can put you in holder quick talk to the
show on the air. Tease to make you see tomba
weed off his knees, giving you something ot of the weeds.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
To my left is I'm Shelbyn. I'm getting you in.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You get everyone anywhere.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
My gate is always open.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That thing is not members only. That's anybody come in
and come out.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Do you want to open my barn door by all means?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The double wide to her ride is Clara now on
the phone. Very special guests all the way from the
other side of the telephone, Melissa, is that you.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yes, Melssa, welcome to the Morning Bull Ride. I got
some very exciting for you. Melissa. You are a very
special person to us. We got somebody in our secrets lady. Now, Melissa.
The reason they're in our sigress lady chamber is they
told us you are the last person to see them naked. Now,
if you can identify the person or Sea Grass Lakes Chamber.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
You and them, but both win.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
All expense made Cruises Jamaica, which, by the way, this
loveliest time me and Melissa. Now, Melissa, imagine the nice
queen's son on your skin. Give me that Viamin d
girl as you soak up the rays. How good does
that sound?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It does? It?
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Does? It?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Does that?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Viamin dl over you girl? Now, Melissa, do you have
an idea of who might be in the seacress laves Chamber? Now,
don't say their name yet, pray lady, we'll do the countdown.
But I just want to to build this up. Do
you have an idea of who it could be?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
I do?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay, how certain is you.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Like?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
I'm nine?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
How long ago do you see this person's ham and eggs?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Not too long ago?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Lost me?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Okay, On the count of three, you're gonna say the
name Melissa. Okay, here we go, one two, Melissa, Drew.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Drew? Is that you?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
No? It's not?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Are you me?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Melissa?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
You had sex with your ex boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I can't say most of those words, but Alex is
that you know who Drew is?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's your ex boyfriend who can't read.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, Melissa, my name is intern John. I got sauce
rose here. That is your boyfriend, Alex.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yeah who I think Ken read if you reached out
to us.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So you why would you need to see your ex
boyfriend naked?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Ill? But no, I saw Drew because he came over
to fix your shower while you were gone because it
was broken. You're almost like the handiest person I know.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Handy or handsy.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
It sounds like you know they.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Fixing stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Okay, but but how did you see him naked? Though?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Because he took his clothes off. I didn't want him to,
but he did.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Oh no, you see you naked?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, that's a good point too. Okay, So Melissa, I've
I've had plumbers come over and in my memory, none
of them have gotten naked to test the shower. They
just turn it on and stand the outside and go, yep,
it works.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
It's because Drew. Drew still has a thing for me,
That's why he tried.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So you, then, you know your ex boyfriend has a
thing for you, You decide all invite them over to
my current boyfriend's place while he's away, knowing that my
ex knows where he's going, and you you're surprised. I, like.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
I said, he's the he's the one person I know
who can easily fix stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
So I just say task grabbing it and most apartments
have maintenance.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
But let's ask the more important question, kids, how do
you know his shower was broken?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
To begin with that too?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Well, because I was I was going to use it.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
You were going, so you predicted it was broke.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
So you you were sent to your boyfriend's house to
bring in a package. And then while here, I might
as well shower, bring another path. Absolutely, and then and
then that's how you found out. And then you invite
up your ex boyfriend, who then got naked in front
of you while he was doing zin's in the shower.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
There's a lot of weird things are not connecting.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
I don't know what you're lying.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, say yeah, I cheated so much.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Happy months from now when you're not going with this
and sends in the shower with a guy that can't
read in the back of her mind.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
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Speaker 1 (10:35):
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Speaker 2 (10:35):
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Speaker 1 (10:35):
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