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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Those leftovers?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Great leftovers? Am I in a leftovers intern? Johnny your
morning show? Leftovers? In a Happy Friday? Welcome to the
How did your headphones get wrapped around the microphone?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Sauce? Okay, And I just sat down to me.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You could literally hear it like when she did it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It was I always wrapped them around so they don't
get all tangled anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
So I was like, how did you even make that noise?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Because we have the same.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Headphones, and like if I don't know, like you had to.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Like, I don't know, it was weird.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I was laughing in it.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well, that's practicing, Sauce. Hello weekend. Hello, there we go, Rose, Hi,
Hi hoody, Hello homie. Yeah it is. It's a very
big weekend. Say we observe this weekend. We observed Sauce
everything too. If you want, I don't, I don't want.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I'm busy anyway.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
What time are you, John Do you have to get
tomorrow for this birthday party?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
At well?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Love planning to do today? We mean we well, Flips
and I are going to be talking about our vision
for yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yesterday I took Sauce to the Caps game for a
birthday prok and so my friend DJ Flips, who is
also involved in the restaurant, will be DJing on Saturday. Sauce,
at one point during the game, gets up and starts
talking to him about what she wants for her birthday party.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I felt so bad because I was like, the only
time we scored, I was only scoring the goal got
taken away, so that is I didn't count anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
So what is your vision for your Pink Pony Club
birthday party tomorrow, Sauce told him.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Disco Cowgirl, I said, I want all the screens to
say happy birthday Shelby Sauce with maybe like like a
boo or hat or something, a disco ball possibly, And
I just said it needs to say Shelby Sauce because
half people there call me Shelby, the other half call
me Sauce. Shelby Sauce my dog give a name. I mean. Also,
(01:59):
if you're just at the are not knowing me, they know,
but not anymore exactly. And then uh, he also said
he can make a frame thing for the photo booth,
because you guys have a dope photo booth. And I
got really excited because he said he could put my
picture on it, like if you because it texts you
the things, so you can text with my pictures, like.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, so we have this photo booth. Just crazy because
like the photo booths used by ninety percent women, so
these women take photos. I'm like, Shelby's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
The link will have my picture and then you click
the link and it opens. So here's the thing. The
frame will say like welcome to Shelby Sauce's birthday or something.
And I was just like one of my ideas. So
if you're just there for fun, find out, I mean,
that sucks, but then you're part of a party.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, that's fine. So it's gonna be not sucky.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
It's not gonna be sucky. And then so that's exciting.
And then he asked what songs I want to hear?
And I said, I this, I promise myself I'd stop
requesting songs from DJs because I know that's annoying, not
gonna happen. All I said is play Hockgroll Bummer in
a three or three songs.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Any song.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It would be howgirl bomb Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And a three or three song. And I said, I'm
Pink Point Club.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes obvious. To answer Hoodie's question, what was going so
I will be I'm the chief decorator in charge c
d ic. She's yep, I'm gonna be ducking everything. And
so I was texting with Chuck or one of our
other owners. I'm like, hey, what time can I set up?
Because what time is she gonna be there?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Well nine, She's telling me nine thirty five. I'm gonna
guess ten fifteen.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
No, because here's the thing. My friend Chelsea's coming over
at six o'clock and I'm doing her makeup. Yeah, my
friend Caitlin's coming over at seven o'clock doing my hair. Sure,
Davy's getting to my apartment at seven thirty going my makeup.
So what do I have to do? I ready know
what I'm wearing.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Well, I so some of the decorations, saying I bought
you a sash, but I thought bout that today but
I didn't turn on some of the streamer thingies.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Saying those Google guys, these are these are just go
count that's my vision. Look at that. I mean it's
upside down but sick.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So who better to be hanging the decorations than your boy?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Pretty excited for that, excited to see your parents out?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, my parents are, so my friends and passing are coming. Okay,
a bunch of my random friends are coming. They're gonna
meet my work friends and my other friends. Like it's
gonna be.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Get to meet your other friends, get to me my
other friends. Wow, pretty excited, very excited. Have you warned
them about us?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
No, okay, you want to warn us about them.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Okay, I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
All right, So I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You can follo along, Ash Shelby Sauce, be very excited.
Rose looking forward to this weekend.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
We are having Georgie's first birthday party tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
She's gonna be a little Georgia Peach.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Very excited about that. So we're just gonna have like
family over. Hopefully we can keep the illnesses at Bay
are covering. And Clinton woke up this morning not feeling
great either. I know, it's really taking us all down,
So really really hoping that doesn't happen. And then on
(05:11):
Sunday is my nephew's birthday party because his birthday is
next week as well, So we.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Have a party filled weekend. Love that Eric's birthday next Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I know, And I keep trying to go out with
him and doesn't want to. He's like, it's for Rosa,
And I was like, I'm really gonna be in Bethesda.
Bby and I are getting dinner at the Webmont girl
for my birthday. I did not I this was a surprise,
even to me. I was like, girl, you're taking me.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
On a day you can't. First of all, stop you
can't be like surprise your birthday steps happening when you
make your birthday is such a big deal. I know,
I'm not How did you know the birthday?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It is like hilarious because a lot of my friends
have asked me a dinner next week, so I have
dinner all week for.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Wow, it's crazy how this happens.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
But fancy dinner on a birthday dinner?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
He does?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
He should come?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
He does fancy dinners.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I'm listening probably now does he ever?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Is the beggest question. Okay, anyway, his WiFi is down
in his studio, so yeah, there he is.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Okay about this weekend, Yeah, I'm excited more and I
have to buy the frame for the painting. I got
done more this weekend, and so I have to take
the actual painting with us to like a Michael's or
something to get benefited out. But I'm kind of in
the hunger down moad because my brother's wedding is in
like three weeks, so I got to like really practice
my best man.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Oh yeah, hell yeah. I got my two props for
the speech. Props. That'll be better than the last toast
we saw the head props? What was that?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
What?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
What do you know? Which one involved top gun? That's
all I'll say. Oh yeah that one.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, I need you guys, you don't get headaches.
Stop thinking too hard. How many weddings have we all
been to?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh maybe I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I think that the one that looks really stop that's
how you remember.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I'm joking. But that picture from the one bumble picture,
the one.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I took of you. Yeah, yeah, okay, all right are
you going? So you're going? Uh sentimental? Are you going
a little sentimental? And I practiced it with more and
she thought it was really good. It's already four minutes,
but I'm trying. My brother memorized his speech at my wedding.
I can't do that. It's that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, even even when he was doing it, I looked
at God I was like, dude, House, that's.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
That news reporter was award of winning Broadcat. Yeah, okay,
were you given guidelines of like what you can you
can't bring up?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Not?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
It kind of got free rate. It's not really too mean.
It's not mean at all too much.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
But I think my mom my, crist that's good, that's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Where is he getting married?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
They're getting married in Virginia Beach, So like we're gonna
be out and about all over Virginia Beach that pretty
much week.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Now we have to be responsibility and can you make
the ask? Now you confirm Pharrell's performing?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I can't confirm Pharoh will probably be not in Virginia
waity local. Yeah, I'm excited to speaking for Sausage Party.
I think it's gonna be a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I'm you know, I'm excited as well.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It's gonna be party planner. I'm just gonna I'm gonna
sit back and watch enjoy the showy, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I just wanted like a backup plan, like a tight
B plan last night.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
And nobody would give me one back up plan.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
For one I was like, what if this space isn't
big enough for all my friends?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Lily was like, not well last night, because like the
corner I have, is it big? Yes, if there's seventy
five people there, it's not a.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Corner, Shelby, it's half of our restaurant. I know the thing.
There's gonna be a line to get in for your birthday.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
How are we all gonna fit?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Well? Actually, no, she's not wrong because last weekend, after
I went to the Nats game, we went to the
pool bar.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I call it all the time, right, that's right there.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Yeah, there was a party that was someone's thirtieth birthday
party that people just randomly walked in through. So she's
not wrong about thinking about these things.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I think at this point, I hope you know, the
people who know you best know that you have any
bad birthdays ruined everybody's years, I know. So I think
you should know that at this point, we're all gonna
be making sure you're a happy little camper.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Okay, So shoud I send you the theme drinks now.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Or no, that should have been sent.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Telling everybody drink except for what you mean.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I know you're being serious. No deadline's closed.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Drakes time not your sauce off as a four Horsemen shot. Okay,
the Pink Club is just like a pink lemonade vodka.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Drink press and Martine's easy, It's amazing crazy, It's yeah,
you probably already.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Have I'm not asking for Like Margarita is like, can we.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Just talk about one of your specialties? Is a four
horsemen shot? Are you trying?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I think that's hilarious. I'm not taking one. I just
think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Well, people will knock your sauce off. I mean it's
gonna has an answer the answers.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Now people are gonna feel obligated to take that drink
because they're gonna be like, oh, this must be Shelby's
favorite shot.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
But also, like I've told her by not again the people.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I told you, I thought we talked about this.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No you didn't if you take that shot too.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
So no, do you have signs already made?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Guy, you guys you have time. I don't have printer, chalkboard.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'm just like, yeah, special, I mean it's tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
All you do is right.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You could do a like chalk or a white board
and be like special sauce shots.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Oh yeah, Like is your face gonna be on all
the TVs. Except that is an option I just need
to I asked if you want that? He said, no,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
It is an option that I haven't decided yet.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And in silly me, I forgot. This is your super
sweet sixteens. It's a big birthday. It's a big one,
and silly me for forgetting. Let's call it Sauce social.
I mean, yeah, can you change the signs of the
sign say you songs?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
At this point, I would just post something on your
Instagram so people know. I mean, I would bring people
in it for me.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
This is the same girl who two minutes ago was
concerned that we make people there, But now you want
me to bring more people in in my section. Let
me do this. Should I reach out to Capitol on
Arena and say, hey, can we get eighteen thousand seats
for Sauce birth Yeah, because maybe maybe go to M
and T Bank if we need to get sixty thousand people.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
That would be a little more local from where you're from. Okay,
just think you brought it up, all right, Thank you
for listening.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Turn back in next week to find out how Sauce's
birthday went. It's intern johny Mory Show, We'll see next time.
Bye bye intern John in Your morning show was true
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