That Time Erick Used His Tattoo To Flirt

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Turns on and your morning shows heavy Monday, Friend, welcome
to the show interns. John is my name. Sauce is
out and not feeling well. Rose, Hello, Hello, go to
Eric here, Hoodie Savera, Welcome to March My Goodness nine
ninety three three eight to text DM's open at YMS Radio.
Huge show Today, got war the Roses got a chance

(00:22):
to have a million dollars. Also got your Alessia Cara
tickets as well. So a lot going on. You can
call us to eight seven seven nine five four six
eight one. So Sauce was supposed to I first heard
she was sick like Sunday because she was supposed to
go to that skating event at Camp one yesterday, which
was like her legacy. I yeah, her, her grandma, her aunt,

(00:43):
her family is going and I guess her aunt called
in the morning to confirm lunch and Rount's like, you
sound not great. You should not go anywhere. Yeah, and
so and then she called me today she sounds like
she has been gargling rocks socks.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
So not fun in this business. So Sauce allfully back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Rose.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
How was your weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
It was really good.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
We had a very very busy Saturday, kind of driving
around all over the place.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
We met up with some friends that we haven't seen
in a.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
While, and the drive that should have taken forty five
minutes to an hour ended up taking like two hours.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Not fun. Traffic was awful, but it was still totally
worth it. A lot, a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
And then we had so where I live, our neighbors
are a really tight knit group and they always get together,
like for football games or holidays or whatever it is.
So one of our neighbors had moved out of state.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Like, oh gosh, it's probably been about two years now.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
She came back in town, and so all of the
neighbors got together for like a cookout, like barbecue grill
type of thing. So she got to meet Georgia for
the first time. She got to see Charlie for the
first time in a little while, and Charlie is a
party animal.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
She went, she.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Walked into that par was like, we're here, We're ready
to party, and we brought a cake like it was
really cute. And then she took the neighbor who was
back in town's phone and started taking pictures of everybody
like she actually did really well, like the pictures turned
out so good. So I kind of have to give
a little bit of credit to you because you got

(02:20):
her a little digital camera for her birthday one year,
and like even with that, like there's pictures on there.
I'll have to send you home because I'm like, youm girl,
like you're actually taking really good pictures.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
So yeah, it was really cute.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
And then yesterday was our lazy reset day, like just
get stuff done around the house. We were so exhausted
just from Saturday that we're like, let's just not go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It was sometimes that's the best way to do things.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, So it was like a lot of laundry,
a lot of cleaning, a lot of just.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Like kind of laying around and not doing much. But yeah,
it was good. Good weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Well, my weekend went like this. So Friday was my
mom's birthday, yes, and so I had planned to the
seed the week before or that for my mom's birthday weekend,
I was gonna go to the woods with Skittles for
a getaway, and I'd been dropping little seeds. I talked
about it in my podcast. All this little thing even
to the point where like I was like I was

(03:12):
trying to think of because I talked to my mom
like basically every other day. So Friday the day, I'm like, well,
she's gonna think it's odd if I haven't called her.
So I even like last Tuesday, I was like, oh,
I'm so bummed that before I go to the woods,
I have a client meeting in Sterling, so I'm gonna
be like an hour and a half late. So I
had planned to the seed of that. And then so uh,
Thursday drops skills. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Friday, I text

(03:36):
her in the morning Cat Birthday, I'll try to call
you after my work meeting, YadA, YadA. I am calling
her at the airport and I'm like, hey, so I
have some time for my meeting. Starts's like, where's the meeting? Like, oh,
it's in Springfield Town Center. It's in a mall, so
that's why. So that way she could hear the sound
in the background and be like, oh, yeah, definitely a mall.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I was like, oh the story. I was like, this
is so good. Okay. So I land in Nashville, drive
to my parents house. They have no idea coming, not
even your dad. No, because my dad I think he
would ruin it and not intentionally, he'd just be like, oh,
wonder what John's doing today? Like that. So I ring
the doorbell, nobody comes. Oh no, all right, this isn't great.

(04:15):
Good ring the doorbell again, nobody comes. Aren't you go
to the garage door? Open the garage door. Mom's car
not there.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I go, what happens when you don't let someone know
you're there?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah? So then I get my key and I open
the garage door, and I hear my dad on the
phone with somebody, and I can tell it's a family friend.
Walking to my parents room, my dad sees me and goes,
who are you? And I'm at this point I'm like son,
He goes, who the hell are you? Because he have

(04:50):
his glasses on. I was like his glass was like John,
I'm like, yeah, me who else?

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Also, you told them that you were going to be
in the woods, So why wouldn't you expect you to
be there?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Because they should know I wouldn't go to the woods
or my mom's birthday.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
They know that.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
They also know that you've had a very hard year. Yes,
so they're.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Probably like, you know what he need? He needs to
take some time to be by him. Sat a skeet
like whatever. So you walking in totally unannounced one while
he's on the phone too, without.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
His glasses on. You're lucky that man happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You were missed. But then it was the first time
my parents on my tattoo in person.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Oh yeah, well they not fans.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
My dad at church leans over and he goes only
hooligans and it's like only hooligans and something else have tattoos.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I was like, oh, I have tat does your father
know I have?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
At this point, I was like, we're forty hours into
my down to tell you dad, my dad, it's wait
to see the other ones.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
So sorry, No, your parents have definitely seen my tattoos
because I have, Like it's very.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
O So no, I think that's they're just being still
look uses.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
No.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
So it went well. It was fun seeing them, but
didn't go out like in the cities. More so just
come home my parents, which was fun. So and then
it was the good old get to the airport and
you're supposed to bor it a certain time. That time
passes by ten minutes and there's nothing on the board
about your flight being delay. I'm like, mmmm, let's say
got for five minutes?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Are you at the wrong gate.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I'm there, okay, the planes out here, and then it
was like eventually like, hey, you're delayed, Like why, I
mean I knew that, Like.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Why wouldn't you tell me, Like I don't know, at
least ten minutes before.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Maybe I'm fine with even five minutes before.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well, especially because like on it was finn American on
the app that shows you where your plane is. So
I saw the plane took off late from DC by
twenty minutes, and so like, oh, so we knew that
this is the thing, we just didn't decide to.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Maybe they were like because sometimes like when you take
off from somewhere, you can make up the time if
the winds are in the right direction or whatever some movie.
They're like, we can make it up. Or maybe they
just forgot I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
And then I was betrayed to you. So had he
be is like Nashville Hot Chicken. There's like hatty bees
any the one is called Princes. So I ordered it
my mom carry out. I was like, this would be
very exciting. We'll get two things of wings. We'll get
two things of like the the strips and some fries.
Pick up my order for John. Get back to my
parents' place, wrong, John, No. I was embarrassed for them

(07:19):
because listen, it's it's a fried chicken place, Okay, you
know what I mean. And they got like for their their's.
I got for our sides like pickles and fries, like
mac and cheese. They got like salad and they got
black eyed peas. And I was like, sir, you really
ad the fried chicken place.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I feel like black eyed peas is like more of
a Southern.

Speaker 8 (07:38):
Things.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
It was offensive.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
So hopefully the other John got your order and was like,
we're my black eyed peas.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
He's like, oh, this is why should get a fried
chicken place? Is fried chicken? Like read the room, my guy.
So that was when we go yeah, nine three eight
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(10:15):
to show an encore performance on March thirtieth, so mark
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There's a bank that accidentally credited a customer with eighty
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I would I would leave my car there and I

(11:59):
would walk into the ocean like somebody's gonna kill me
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I would panic if I saw that many zeros in
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error by an employee. So City Group, which is one
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dollars the account last April instead of the two hundred
and eighty requested because of a keyboard mistake by a
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(12:28):
even the right number.

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What did what did? How did does that happen? Because
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Holding zero down on my keyboard right now and there's
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So the huge sum worth more than twenty times Britain's
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two of the bank's employees before being sent to the
customer account for the following morning. Hold on, so two
people are like, yeah, that looks good, that looks lay
through it.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
Yeah, this seems like an inside like there has to
be an investigation because no way that there's that many zeros.
It doesn't trigger any red flags along the way.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Well, the payment was only flag after a third employee
notice the problem with the Wall Street Giants' overall balances. Yeah,
because all of a sudden're missing eighty one troy dollars. Yeah,
ninety minutes after the payment between two separate city accounts
have been made, the Financial Times reported, so they were
able to reverse transaction few hours later with no funds
actually leaving the bank, so they say, but still, they say,

(13:39):
our detective controls promptly identified the inputting error between two
city accounts we reverse the entry. Yeah, I all know.
That's just one of those things again where it's like
I would be so freaked out, like this is like
somebody setting me up. Did you call the bank and like, hey,
I don't have eighty one. I don't even know that
the number is. If I saw it, like this is.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Like that's weird. Would you rather not know?

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Like they put the money into your account and then
all of a sudden it's gone. But I'm sure in
your account records you can see that there was money
added in.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
The out for sure, or get an vacation.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Would you rather log into your account and see all
those zeros or log into your account see that everything's normal,
But when you're going through to the numbers, you're like,
wait a second, what happened here?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I would probably rather be taken care of. I would
put you. I think I have a panic attack if
I saw that much money, But all I want to call.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
The bank regardless, it would be like why is there
what is this transaction? Why is there so many zeros?
What happened here? That is a no go nothing?

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Speaker 5 (16:01):
Sabrina Carpenter is extending her Short and Sweet tour.

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She announced some additional.

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Dates, so she's gonna start this next batch of shows
in October in Pittsburgh. She'll have five nights at New
York City's Madison Square Garden and two nights at Nashville's
Bridgestone Arena that is in November, and then there's some
dates in Toronto, dates in Los Angeles at Los Angeles.
So if you didn't get to see her on tour
and you want to, this is kind of your chance
to make up for that. Maybe have a little like

(16:27):
weekend away, make it a girl's trip or whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Her tour I mean was so impressive.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Oh yeah last year I saw so much of it
on on like TikTok especially, so yeah, make sure you
check that out.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Harry Styles ran in the Tokyo Marathon yesterday, which is
so impressive. So he's thirty one.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
He finished the twenty six mile marathon in three hours
and twenty four minutes, so that's holding a mile pace
of under eight minutes, seven minutes and forty.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Seven seconds to be exact.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Runners World magazine complimented him for keeping a metronomic tempo.
He ran the second half of the marathon only one
seconds lower than he.

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Had the first half. Damn all right, I can one mile, Harry.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, thanks man.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
So there were like thirty seven thousand entrance he played
sixy and tenth, which really impressive. I'm h and like
just to see him like running out like whatever. I
was like, okay, okay, Harry styles HEU do you and
the Oscars or last night? Obviously, Conan O'Brien hosted for
the first time Huge Opening Ariana Grande and Cynthia Arrivo.

(17:34):
They opened the show with a medley of songs from
the Wizard of Oz, Wicked and The Whiz. It was
ahenominal so good. As far as winners go, Anorra dominated.
They secured Best Picture and a total of five awards.
Star Mickey Madison won Best Actress, Sean Baker earned Best
Director of Original Screenplay and Best Film Editing. Adrian Brody won

(17:57):
Best Actor for The Brutalist, and he became the first
to go two for two in the best actor categories,
which is really cool.

Speaker 7 (18:05):
For him.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Kieran Colkin and Zoe's Aldona's come Supporting Actor and Actresses
Award respectfully respected the s respectively, And I think the
biggest shock for me at least was Wicked was nominated
for ten categories.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
They won too damn right, because.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
There was so much hype and Oscar hype around Wicked.
So Paul Tazewell made history as the first black man
to win Best Costume Design for Wicked, and Wicked also
won Best Production Design, and also Dojia, kat Lisa Blackpink
and Rey were there. They honored James Bond Music, which
I thought was pretty cool. If you're looking presenting to watch,
The Voice is on NBC, The Bachelor on ABC. Running

(18:46):
Point is like the top thing to watch on Netflix.
That is on my list for sure, But I've been
kind of stuck in the Love is Blind new season.
I watched a couple more episodes and it is just
not great, but I can't stop watching it.

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It's a good show watch if you're folding.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Laundry, I realized yesterday, so like, if you're doing literally
anything else, it can.

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Be on the background. It's totally fine.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Zero Day and the Gabby Potato documentary are.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Also turning on Netflix. Thanks Rose, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
If you need something to listen to you, I got
a new thoughts shower podcasts out talking about surprising my
parents this weekend. You can listen why miss radio dot
com predorable, So cute of you, predorable. This is funny, Rosie.
But toddler, I sure do. There's this toddler in Oklahoma. Okay,
he went viral over the weekend because they called nine

(19:32):
one one for emergency donuts.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
So wait for donuts.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, I have the audio too, So the more Police
Apartment released the audio. Have a fun exchange between the
toddler and dispatcher. So let me just play it to
you right now, and belly rops the dispatcher because you know,
the toddler calls like three times and first I'm sure
they're like, okay in the opcast, something's wrong. Let me listen. Yeah,
here's the audio of the toddler talking about donuts.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Hold on, donuts, I want donuts.

Speaker 10 (20:06):
Are you going to share your donuts? Taking even take
me to mommy?

Speaker 11 (20:11):
Now?

Speaker 7 (20:11):
I won't.

Speaker 12 (20:18):
Yeats?

Speaker 7 (20:26):
Can I talk to mom?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Emergency donuts? Emergency donuts? Emergens somebody somewhere must have emergency donuts,
and the.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
King goes, okay, yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
So according to the police department, the toddler used an
old cell phone that could still call nine of one
in emergency. Like if a phone can get to my
Wi Fi whatever, it can still call one. So I'm
sure it was mom or Dad's old iPhone.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah, give it to the.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Kid, good to go.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Sure I've done that, which like I'll give.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Charlie my phone just to play with every once in
a while, but I have, like, it's my phone, so
I have to be careful with that.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
We also have like toy phones for her.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
But yeah, I could see and then the mom probably
is just like, oh yeah, okay, like they're not talking
to anybody because that phone isn't activated so all.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
But that's so cute.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Dide my moron brother, when he was less than a
year maybe it was a year, he called nine one
one on a rotary phone at my parents' house in Minnesota.
So what happened was my mom and my mom was
taking us to school, she saw the phone was off
the hook, she hung up, took me arother school.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Police came to the house because Tommy called nine one
one and my mom hung up the phone. Yeah, when
the police came, my dad was in the shower. Not
a great look. So he had to be no idea,
what's going on? Like one call the phone? It's because
Tommy called nine on one like an idiot.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
I mean, if he was one, he had no idea,
which also isn't impressive that a one year old could
figure on rollary phone like.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Tops like, oh he's washing he's washing off the evidence.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh there's no one else here.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Oh god, Dad, get to this next for your Monday.
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(23:12):
mastered No, no, not yet. This the first one on
the top. Like the fact that some people don't have this.
How to adjust your humor based on your audience, Yes,
knowing that some jokes might not hit if it's older folks,
Like reading the room a little bit, Yeah, before you
make the especially important if you just meet somebody. Yeah,

(23:34):
and it's just like now, we probably shouldn't joke about
that email. Yeah, they say this. Life management consultant says
a real dog skill everyone can benefit from is mastering
a sense of humor. Okay, kind of makes sense and
includes reading a situation and worthwhile people, accurately understanding the
opportunities not taking to yourself too seriously and the difficulties

(23:55):
of playfulness. Find the balance between a long serious and
seemingly unseerious is the challenge. Yeah, that kind of makes sense. Sure.
How do basic book keeping, I mean define bookkeeping? Yeah,
what do you mean by bookkeep keeping?

Speaker 11 (24:09):
Out?

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Like I can balance a check book? Does that is
that part of it?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I've never balanced a check book? I have, Yeah, because
I figured it's all done online.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
When am I keeping is the recording of financial transactions,
So I guess it would be kind of like balancing.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
So, but like you understand the idea, I understand that.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
I understand, like basic budgets and that ye like yeah stuff, Yeah,
they say, even if we have the most brilliant account
in the world, we still prepare the information for the accountant.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
That makes sense, I guess. More so like tracking your finances, Yes,
that makes sense, receipts that kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
How to have a basic foundation of self care? Yes,
probably a good thing to have.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yes, sure.

Speaker 11 (24:47):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
This counselor said that these skills are not usually taught
and frequently minimized. If an adult has mass these by
the age of thirty five, when they navigate quite a
bit of life. These skills are via foundation for self care.
So they say, it's emotion regulation and rest are the key.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, I think self care has definitely become like has
come to the forefront for a lot of people, especially
seeing all these different kinds of self care, if you will,
on social media. So it's definitely more popular than I
think it was in the past.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Well, I think with the emotional side too, I think
social media is designed to get a negative reaction out
of you. Like I think like they'll intentionally if you
are pro cat, they might put anti cat things in
your timeline, hoping that you engage with it because then
it keeps things going. So I think understanding it and
not letting little things ruin your day because otherwise your days.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Can be ruined, Like what reason somebody you don't know
on the internet. That's not a good enough reason for
my day to be ruined now.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
And then with the rest too, it's like, yeah, just
giving yourself, like you don't need to go one hundred
miles per hour all the time. Yep, sometimes your body is.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Telling you to, yes, take a rest.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
The next go chev mastered how to manage your emotions.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yes, I think this is so important.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, So the doc says, this is the ability to recognize, understand,
and manage emotions that support well being, strong relationships, and
sound decision making.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah, you really learn about how well you commanage your
emotions when you have to help toddler manage their emotions
at the same time.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
So yeah, it's super important or in Eric, I mean
or in Eric you know.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
They say, by the mid thirties there's often increasing demands
of managing work, pressure to care for loved ones, playing
for the future, YadA YadA. Yeah, it makes sense. How
to give a genuine apology is a skilly master. By
thirty five, so big, and so many people don't know
how to do it. No, and not do like the
i'm sorry you feel that way. That's not an apology.
I'm sorry if I'm sorry, But that's not an apology.

(26:45):
They say. The ability to apologize for something terrible you've
done to another person without being asked to do so
is key.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I think that's the Also, I think when you get
the apology, I've always believed that kind of takes away
the wrath to where it's like already apologized. Yeah, if
you mean it.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
But I also think, and I've been trying to teach
Charlie this because she's starting to say like sorry for things.
I'm like, the apology is important but the more important
part of an apology is.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Not doing that again.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Yeah, for sure, correcting your your behavior and your actions.
So I think throwing out a blanket apology is not
the way to do it. There's more to it than
just the words you say. There's two skills left. The
first one is how to be self sufficient. I think
that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Where by Tommy het mid thirties you should have all
the basic practical skills need to be self sufficient, like
how to shop for food, prepare three basic meals, clean
your house, basic home repairs, updates, YadA YadA. Yes, also
learning how to manage your money. Yes, it makes perfect
since the last one is how to have awareness of
other people and manners to match. Yes, yeah, they say

(27:49):
having awareness of the way other people navigate the world
differently than ourselves adds an empathetic element to being an adult.
I think that makes sense. Yeah, I think that's a true.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
All of these Yeah, I feel like all these are
pretty Yeah. If you have these are probably good to go.
On the flip side, if you don't have these and
you're hitting thirty five, probably gonna be a rough rough go.
In the mid speen thirties. I would think you would
love to get your thoughts over text nine to ninety
three three eight Mondays on internshown in your morning show,
We try to catch cheaters. Now. They've been dating for

(28:20):
over a year. According to her email, she has never
stayed the night at his place anytime it's happened. He
tried to make her go somewhere else until this past weekend.
I guess she found a certain charger for a certain
thing they've never used together. Does that mean he's cheating?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
A brand new War of.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
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Social Club Hot ninety nine to five dot Com slash Dating,
and the deadline is Wednesday. Rose has the three things.

Speaker 13 (29:09):
He needs to know.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Come on, what you got for us?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Ovie is getting much closer to breaking that Gretzky record?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Then why doesn't she stay over at her man's place?
Is he hiding something? More of the Rosies less than
three minutes on intern John your morning showers from the.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
City that changes the world. Peers Rose with three things
you need to know for your Monday.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Rose you got for us?

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Well, rip Skype, Let's go on a way Skype era. Yeah,
so Microsoft is officially retiring video calling and messaging platform. Honestly,
not a shocker with the way things have been going.
So they are shutting down Skype in May, and they
are going to redirect users to teams, which makes sense
because that's pretty much.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
What everybody is using right now.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Skype users, if you're still on Skype, can move your
account to the team's app. A Microsoft execut called Skype
an integral part of shaping modern communication and supporting countless
meaningful moments.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
It was founded in two thousand and three.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
I feel like this was like the first real video
platform for like every Like I remember calling friends on
Skype when I was, you know, just in my bedroom
hanging out for no reason.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, So Skype walk so teams and Zoom could run.
So cripey.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Also, there was like an outlook outage this past weekend.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
I remember at one point I was like on my phone.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
And it's like you need to re enter your Microsoft
email password and I'm like, but do what?

Speaker 10 (30:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, so just you know that. So the Maryland.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Governor's Office is introducing a public resource to the estimated
ten thousand impacted by the federal layoffs. So Governor West
Moore introduced it's newly expanded job search website and said
over fifty one thousand people have visited so far over
the last few weeks. The site serving veterans has been
steamlined to make career changes, healthcare access, and financial.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Aid more efficient, which is very nice. He said.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Those who served in federal would be a good fit
to serve within the state agency. So a virtual job
information session and recruiting event is going to be held.
But for more information, it's Marilyn dot gob. I'll get
this info up forreymssradio dot com. And Alex Ovenchkin is
inching closer to passing Wayne Gretzky's record.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
For the most goals in NHL history.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
He scored his eight hundred and eighty fourth career goal
on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Go Yeah pretty big. So right now he is sitting ten.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Away from tying the record, with Gretzky eleven from breaking it.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
A goal they play tonight.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Right, Yes they do.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
So they're playing the Ottawa Seditors tonight. Yes, he's just
justnch a little bit closer. Yeah, I'm Rose. Those are
the three things you each to know for the day.
Thank you, Rose, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
He let me say, Hannah, good morning, Hi, good morning.
Hey we have everything here. We'll do this next. Okay, Okay,
I wore the roses in three minutes on interns GN
in your Morning show. Wore the roses on intern John

(32:07):
in your Morning show. You are with your person, You
think they're the one, you think they cross off every box,
but then some things start to happen that don't add up.
We try to rip off that bandit with War of
the Roses. Hannah, good morning, Hi, good morning. So walk
us through this. You and Jeremy been together?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
How long?

Speaker 14 (32:26):
Okay, Well we've been together for a little over a year,
about fourteen months, about a couple months talking, you know,
getting leading up to it.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Sure, so that's so then I guess, so fourteen months
together in like a month or so of talking, So
really like fifteen months almost a year.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
And a half. Yeah, okay, got definitely.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
The reason your emails stuck out to me right off
the bat, because you've never stayed over at his place
in a year and a half a dating That's absolutely correct.

Speaker 14 (32:56):
Why say, well, us spend time at a but like
all the time. But he says like, oh my bed's
broken or I really didn't get good night's rest, like
he always has a reason, and you know, generally, I'm like,
that's cool. I got a dog, so you know there
hasn't been a problem.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yeah, okay, because it is easier for you to set
your place anyway, is that what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, this is a stupid question.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
I'm sorry to ask this. If his bed's broken, have
you guys had fun time in there before?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Though, yes we have.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I mean, but okay, did I feel like you're a
surfing or feel like it was a steady surface?

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (33:39):
Man, it was, it was it was something. It really
wasn't that broken, you know. But I'm just not comfortable
for two people to try, like, okay, you know, it's
not like we're in a watered and you know.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Your place.

Speaker 14 (33:52):
Yeah no, Well, he comes to my pa, we hang
out in my place.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
We spend most of my time. I spent most of
my time at his got you.

Speaker 14 (34:02):
But he's never actually slept over at my place either.
It's just just in general, but we just we just
don't roll there, we don't hang out there.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Okay, O.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Good.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
So the reason we're doing one of the roads is
is this past weekend, the first time of year and
a half, you did crash at his place.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
What happened? Okay, well, okay.

Speaker 14 (34:20):
This weekend I slept over the first time, you know, no, biggie.
I had a bit to drink and just having a
good time and I'm going to drive home. So I
slept over. But when I was up and about, well
he wasn't. I found something that just really stood out
and like y the red flags, huge, huge red flags.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Okay, okay, oh my god.

Speaker 14 (34:45):
This weekend I found a haunted rose, if you know
what I mean, like one of those little things that
vibrates like podcaster.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah you found massage?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, a massage itself.

Speaker 14 (35:00):
I saw a neck massage or said, no, I didn't
find it. I found the charging cord for it, which
is pretty clear what it is about.

Speaker 15 (35:08):
You see like a lot of influencers promoting them, and
they are shaped like a rose. And that's why they
started calling it a haunted rose.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
But I'm saying, like the charger cord though it could
not be confused with like a phone or a tablet,
is obvious. Interesting.

Speaker 14 (35:22):
Okay, it's definitely not like small like that. It's more
of a like you want to charge something.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
And and no, it's clear it's not like.

Speaker 15 (35:30):
Your USBC chargers, understood.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
So see the question is it yours? Like do you
guys use that kind of stuff?

Speaker 14 (35:40):
Nope, we've never used that.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Never.

Speaker 14 (35:42):
That's that's a freaked out okay, red flag, right, that's
one thing. But no, and like we've had fun time,
you know, in this room and everything, but not a
single one. I don't, I don't. I don't understand where
this charger came from.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Okay, so let's do this sauce call from the Flower company.
Off from the roses should go to you. If they
go to somebody else, that will get some answers for you. Okay, okay,
all right, wore the rosies in less than three minutes
on an intern John Marty Show. Swore the rosies on
Internsjohn in your morning show. Hand let me recap this.
You and Jeremy been together for a little bit over

(36:16):
a year and a half, online a little bit of
according phase. So basically about sixteen months. In that time,
you had never slept over at his place. You've gone
to his place, you spend time at his place, We've
had the fun time at his place. But he's always
said either his bed's broken or he needs a big
night's sleep. So you've never slept over, which you said

(36:37):
wasn't really an issue because you also have a dog,
so you get to get home to your dog. All good.
This past weekend, though, you kind of got the red
flag because you did end up crashing his place for
the first time, and you found a charger for an
adult toy that is not a hot wheel, is not
a game Boy advance, is something else that you twould
never use. That's kind of where.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
We're at right exactly.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
The question I had is that I'm sure over the
last year and a half you've probably brought up crashing
his place. Is he like at himant against it, like
lye in the sand? No, or someonere like, ah, yet, lie,
do that my bed's broken.

Speaker 14 (37:16):
He's kind of I don't know, kind of gaff like
you said to speak if that's the way you know,
and I don't really Yeah, I don't know how to respond,
so I just go home. I mean, you know, I'm
not trying to be clinging.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Okay, do your friends and family like him?

Speaker 14 (37:34):
You know, he doesn't really talk that much. He's kind
of like, you know, kind of to himself, so they
really haven't formed an opinion.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
You know, but in general, they know he makes me happy.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Three years, yeah, a year and a half of dating, Like,
they think he's good for you, but you know, they.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Haven't quite said that.

Speaker 14 (37:53):
But you know, some of my friends are a bit trepidatious,
kind of anxious about me seeing him in general. But
you know, no one, no one's brought forth any huge concerns.
But it just doesn't seem he doesn't act like he's
into me in front of other people.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Okay, yeah, yeah, it's not great.

Speaker 8 (38:11):
God, don't want me to.

Speaker 7 (38:16):
I don't want to assume the worst.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
We'll have a sauce call from the flower company, off
from the Roses. If they go to you, girlfriend of
the year and a half, we'll put them on hold.
We can pretend to hang up whatever if they give
us somebody else that will get some answers for you.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Okay, Oh my god, I'm so nervous.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Either one second, get him out of here.

Speaker 16 (38:37):
His name is Jeremy, right, Jeremy, Jeremy, I don't.

Speaker 7 (38:50):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Is this Jeremy?

Speaker 11 (38:53):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (38:55):
How did you get this number?

Speaker 11 (38:56):
Hi?

Speaker 17 (38:57):
Jeremy.

Speaker 16 (38:57):
My name is Dana.

Speaker 15 (38:58):
You actually won our weekly contest. I'm calling you from
the new local flower shop Why MS Flowers. I'm sure
you've seen us and you won our weekly contests. A
dozen red roses to send whoever you want. You can
send them anywhere in the country. Let me just get
your info so we can try to get them out today.

Speaker 7 (39:12):
Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm gonna do not call it.
How did you get this phone number?

Speaker 15 (39:17):
Okay, but you you entered our contest and gave us
your phone number, and you won the weekly contest.

Speaker 16 (39:21):
So it's a dozen of roses.

Speaker 7 (39:23):
Never I never entered.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (39:25):
What's the company?

Speaker 15 (39:27):
Why Miss Flowers. We're a new local flower shop downtown.
We have all over our QR codes enter our weekly contest.
We're just trying to get our product out there in person,
and you entered the contest.

Speaker 16 (39:38):
I have all your info right here. I just need
to figure out where to send them.

Speaker 15 (39:41):
Who they're going to uh, we don't eat a credit
card info, nothing like that, and get them out today.

Speaker 18 (39:48):
Okay, I guess I'll support a local business.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (39:53):
I'm confused, I guess, but I said that they were
getting delivered today.

Speaker 15 (39:57):
I would like them, if they're local, to get delivered today.
If you're saying them nationally, it would likely take a
few days. But we really do hope you send them
local so that hopefully come back and you know, whoever
you send them to will want to come back as well.

Speaker 16 (40:09):
We're just trying to do a different kind of marketing.

Speaker 8 (40:13):
Okay, would you be able to just send them to me?

Speaker 7 (40:16):
I'm local, and then I can I can handle it
from there, Okay.

Speaker 15 (40:18):
We I mean we like to surprise, you know, the
whole surprise factor, see who's getting the gift in person?
And uh, I mean they are red romantic flowers, so
I think that you would want to send them to somebody.

Speaker 7 (40:31):
Right, Well, I have a couple of feelers for tonight.

Speaker 15 (40:35):
So.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Feelers. Okay, So maybe they.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
Can just come to me and then I can handle
it from there.

Speaker 15 (40:41):
As in like you're going to just hand them out
yourself and like break them up and everything.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
Yeah, yeah, I don't mind doing that. I mean, do
you com a card or anything.

Speaker 15 (40:51):
Yeah, but if they're feelers, do you think that your
feelers would know that they're coming from Mims flowers?

Speaker 16 (40:56):
That's my concern.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
I think.

Speaker 15 (40:58):
I guess usually if you will send them to the
office of their girlfriend or wife and then they're like, hey,
love you mean it?

Speaker 10 (41:05):
You know?

Speaker 13 (41:07):
Right?

Speaker 7 (41:08):
Yeah, but I don't want to do that. I just
want them to send to me. Okay, So maybe we
can do that.

Speaker 16 (41:16):
If there's feelers, do you know who the card would
be to?

Speaker 7 (41:20):
You can just keep it bage, right, can't wait to
see you tonight.

Speaker 15 (41:26):
But you're gonna If you can't wait to see them tonight,
you're giving them to them in person. That doesn't make sense,
does it, you know, because they already you're with them.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
I would I just wish you would just write what
I'm asking you.

Speaker 16 (41:39):
Sure, yeah, Hey, I'm just trying to help you, not
agg an idiot, But go.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
For it, you know, all right?

Speaker 16 (41:46):
Can't wait to see you tonight?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
You okay, all right, you're the.

Speaker 16 (41:48):
One to enter the contest. I'm just trying to give
you some free flowers.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
I swear I didn't enter this contest, which is very
confusing to me. But if you want to send them
and I'll support the local business, but just send them
to my place and you can.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Write what I said.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
I got you? All right? Cool?

Speaker 11 (42:03):
All right?

Speaker 14 (42:03):
You're putting steelers out? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 10 (42:06):
Like?

Speaker 14 (42:06):
I was just for your place, dude, Like I was
just there steelers?

Speaker 7 (42:11):
I am right know that?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Right?

Speaker 18 (42:12):
You know that?

Speaker 10 (42:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Do you?

Speaker 18 (42:14):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Jeremy?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah, hello, Jeremy. My name is the Internshong. I got
Sauce and Rose. Here we are recording War the Roses
for the show. Need you know that?

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Jeremy?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Do you that voice is no girlfriend of your half?

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (42:35):
So what do you? What are you? What is she
doing on this call?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Okay, let's get to it, Jeremy. So, Hannah kind of
filled us in in long story short this past weekend
she found a charger in your bedroom for an adult
toy that you guys don't use, and that sent us
down this rabbit hole of a figure out. You're cheating,
and it seems like you have several people on the
roster you're trying to persuade. So number one, whose charger
is it? Number two? How many other people are there?

Speaker 7 (43:01):
Okay. First of all, I don't know what charter you're
talking about. My sister was here last week. Maybe it's
something that belongs to her.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (43:09):
I don't know anything about.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Jeremy, where were you when your sister was in your
bed with.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Her adult to.

Speaker 7 (43:17):
Listen? I don't know what's going on right now? Say
where these were going? All right?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I can't friends, Jeremy. I'm on your side. I believe you.
So your sister is at your place last week, she
chorus brought her adult toy because he wouldn't stay at
her brother's place. But when she was in your bed
with her adult toy, where are you?

Speaker 10 (43:39):
I was?

Speaker 8 (43:40):
I don't know where I was.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
I was out, I was not there.

Speaker 18 (43:42):
I don't know where.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Where'd you sleep?

Speaker 7 (43:48):
I slept on the couch.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Why did your sister stay over?

Speaker 7 (43:54):
This is my I have to I have to give
you a reason why my sister stayed at my house.
She's my family.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
She was like that, sure, where's your pegrity? What is
wrong with you?

Speaker 16 (44:04):
You're sitting here Telegonike?

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Is your sister?

Speaker 14 (44:05):
Blah blah blah, that's already nasty.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Do you realize on that you just said this on
national radio.

Speaker 14 (44:10):
Nasty sister clucks are virating and by your bed, that's
nast and that's.

Speaker 7 (44:15):
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So Mark Zuckerberg.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
He serenaded his wife Priscilla at her Black Tigh birthday
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changed into the Grammys for his performance. Well, I'm expecting
that it was interesting for sure. So Zuckerberg uploaded the
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out to Benson Moon for the jumpsuit a new single,
and Benson commented, I can't believe my eyes honestly, same
because I didn't want to see that, but unfortunately it's here,
here we are, and he did he basically like recreated
Benson's performance like he jumped on.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
The piano and was singing, and you know.

Speaker 7 (46:50):
That it was really tight.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Anyways, So before the Oscar celebrated the Best in cinem
on Sunday, the Rossies celebrated the worst on Friday, and
not shockingly, Spider Man's been off. Madame Webb starting Dacota
Johnson was the top winner with three Razzies for Worst Movie,
Worst Screenplay, and Worst Actress.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
I think the cast you can hear that movie and
becon all the opera bakery.

Speaker 13 (47:16):
The movie.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
I tried to watch it. I think I got maybe
twenty minutes in and I was like, this is awful.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
So Jerry Seinfeld picked up a Worst Actor Razzi for
his performance in Unfrosted That is the pop teart movie.
Amy Schumer also got a Razzie for wor Supporting Actress.
John Voight one Worst Reporting Actor for his performance across
four movies. Yeah, but the Oscars were last night, and
these are the best of cinema. So Conan O'Brien hosted

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for the first time. It started off with Ariana Grande
and Cynthia Arrivo singing a medley of songs from the
Wizard of Oz, Wicked, and The Whiz phenomenal performance.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
They were incredible.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
As far as winners goes Anora dominated. They secured Best
Picture and a total of five awards. Mickey Madison won
Best Actress, Sean Baker earned Best Director, Best Original Screenplay,
and Best Film Editing. Adrian Brody made history by winning
Best Actor for The Brutalist. He is the first to
go too for two in the Best Actor category, which
is so cool. Kieren Colkin and Zoe Saldana took home

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Supporting Actor and Actress awards respectively. Saldana noted that she
was the first American of Dominican origin to accept an
Academy award, So history made there and Kieren during.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
His speech, I don't know if you've seen.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
This on social media, he reminded his wife that she
promised a fourth child if he won an Oscar.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Let go like he's ready for it.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Biggest shock for me was Wicked was nominated for ten awards.
They kind of flopped, honestly with all the hype that
was around them, so they did win two awards. Paul
Tayswell made history as the first black man to win
Best Costume for Wicked. Costume Design for Wicked. They also
won Best Production Design, but I was like expecting more.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
I don't know, Like I don't know.

Speaker 10 (49:04):
But yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Also, if you were watching on Hulu, it was the
first time that it was streaming on Hulu, and Hulu
dropped the coverage because of technical its like two different times.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
So it came back, and then minutes before Noura was announced.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
As Best Picture, literally like the biggest award of the night,
it was dumped again.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
So they said that they were.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Experiencing technical and live stream issues and they apologize for
the experience, and they will make a full replay of
the event as soon as possible.

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So if you happen to be watching on Hulu, I'm
so sorry. If you're looking for something to watch, The
Voice is on NBC, The Bachelor on ABC, on Netflix,
there's a lot to watch.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Running Point is the number one thing that was definitely
on my list, but I've been unfortunately watching Love Is
Blind this season.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
It's a great background show. It's not a very good season.
Joey is probably my favorite, just because he's like the
Golden Retriever, full Minnesota accent. Oh yeah, lots of o Lati.

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So that's true. I gave them chewing skittles, so they
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you today.

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Speaker 1 (51:26):
The date was going well until dot dot talk. Everything
was going great, could be a first date, could be
a third date, whatever, until this happened eight seven, seven,
nine to ninety five four six state one to call,
nine nine three three eight to text, Well my first
dates in DC. Is that the young lady we were
talking and everything was going well. At one point she said,

(51:48):
and I quote, I bet you I make more money
than you do.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
That is such a weird thing to say on especially
on a first date.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Is that My mind went to do we prove it?
Do we are you paying?

Speaker 7 (52:00):
Now?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Wait?

Speaker 6 (52:01):
What?

Speaker 11 (52:01):
Like?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Where are we going?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
I want to know what her motive behind?

Speaker 1 (52:05):
No idea. I had an idea, but we never saw
each other again, so that would be that makes sense
an example, let me hear yours the date was going
well and tell what eight seven, seven, nine, nine, five
four six state one to call nine ninety three three
eight to text the best one against the lsu Alessiya
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(52:25):
The date was going well until what happened eight seven, seven, nine, nine,
five four six eight one is number to call nine
ninety three three eight the number of texts let's go
fake name Rebecca, good morning, Hey.

Speaker 10 (52:39):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
So this was our third date with this person.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yeah, it was okay.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
So leading to this point, things are going well. We
thought like this could be something, you know, potential. Yeah, okay,
what happened?

Speaker 10 (52:55):
So it's he calls me up and he's like come
back to my house. I'm like, ooh, you know, he's
like the most attractive man on the planet.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
I'm excited.

Speaker 8 (53:08):
And we end up watching DVDs of he's in a band, Yeah,
of his band playing like the last wedding they played like.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Oh a really long time and that was the date.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Oh god, I was like yeah, so legitimately, like he
videoed his wedding performance and just you guys watch that. Yeah, okay,
all right, okay, I put you in hold one second.
Sure she is your current leader. Let me hear yours.
The date was going well and tell what eight seven

(53:42):
seven nine four six eight one to call nine nine
three three eight to text. The best one gonna see
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(54:05):
what eight seven seven, nine five four six eight one
to call nine ninety three three eight to text. If
you want voice change, we can do that. We can
change name as well. That way we don't judge you.
It's not your phone it is. So you thought things
going great and then this happened. I let me go
in glen Burnie, Chelsea, good.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Morning, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
First of all, you met this person where Chelsea online?

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Okay, nevery day online?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (54:30):
And what happened?

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
So we went out to Olive Garden and you know,
everything went well. So he invited me to his place.

Speaker 10 (54:40):
He turned on the TV.

Speaker 16 (54:41):
He went backed somewhere, grabbing his stuff or some stuff.

Speaker 8 (54:47):
And when he came back.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
He has some utensils to trim nos or tolls or whatever,
and he.

Speaker 8 (54:53):
Asked me to trim or cut his toe nels.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
This is the first day, Chelsea.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Yeah, it was the first day.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
It was so weird and I had walked out.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Okay, Now if he was hotter, Chelsea, would that many difference?

Speaker 11 (55:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Okay? Okay?

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Also from Glenburnie, Yes, okay, Chelsea. You know I love
glen Berney, right, but like, what the hell is going
on over there? I mean, it's salt of the earth,
is why I say, Chelsea, one second you were in
the running. It's a ballsy move. It makes you wonder
like has he done this before, you know?

Speaker 2 (55:27):
And has it worked?

Speaker 19 (55:28):
Clearly?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yeah, get some positive.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Responses, you know. I feel like you don't try that
unless you've.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Gotten absolutely Let's go in Fairfax. Elena, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 13 (55:39):
How are you thought?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Well you met this man?

Speaker 11 (55:41):
Where Elena him on Okay Cupid?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Okay, girl, what happened?

Speaker 19 (55:48):
So we were talking?

Speaker 12 (55:50):
Everything was amazing. We talked for hours.

Speaker 20 (55:52):
I was like, this is fantastic, going on her first sdate.

Speaker 12 (55:54):
He wouldn't take off his sunglasses. Okay, So it's like, well,
maybe he's got like a medical issue. I'm not gonna cry. Sure,
he'll open up about it whatever.

Speaker 20 (56:03):
Then I noticed he would not stop checking out girls,
but as they were walking by, and I was like, oh,
he's literally trying to like make it so I can't
tell ye that.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
He's checking out side pieces that.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Well, also, you know with the sunglasses you can get
peripherals without moving your head. So he was full on
like Bible ahead and while people walk by.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Yeah, like several several of them. Did you call him out?
Please tell me you did.

Speaker 12 (56:33):
I did not call him out because again, it was
like first date. But then I never go to them
after calling and emailing, and I just was like, right.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
All right, Elena. One second, you were in the running Pets. Yep, okay,
but because it's obvious, you know that's not not great.
Let me go now. Alexandria fake name Lauren, good morning,
all right girl. So the date was going well, and
tell this man did why?

Speaker 11 (57:02):
So we started talking about tattoos and he pulled up
like side of his shirt and he had like a
giant portrait of his mom's face.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Now did it look good?

Speaker 11 (57:15):
Okay, yeah, it's fine, but it just was a lot.
But I thought like I was a gread she had
like died. Yeah, so I said, oh my gosh, like,
that's nice that your mom pass but she trited.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Okay, yeah it was Torso Yeah that's tough. Any like, yeah,
that's a MoMA's boy, so is mom is. Yeah, it
probably took more than one session that far. Yeah, that's
that's good. That's a lot. Okay, fake nam Lauren one second,
you're in the running. I can say now as a
tad and man, yeah, I understand. It's a lot on

(57:50):
the side to the ribcage.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
That like your mom on the side of your like
you're taking your mom into the bedroom with you. Yeah,
every time. Yeah, they are going to be looking your
mom in the eye.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Yeah, well that is ye.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Let me go fake name the coal, good morning, good morning, alight.
So everything was going well until he did what.

Speaker 13 (58:14):
So he took me out because my dog had recently died,
like would be up to lunch and everything. And then
he went eighty miles per hour and at twenty five
and said, if I wanted to, I could crush this car.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Oh okay, wow, that's not the vibe we want on
the first was the first date or how many dates
in were.

Speaker 7 (58:33):
We it was the second.

Speaker 13 (58:35):
I didn't really like him after the first, but my
family and friends, I give him another chance, and then
that's what I got.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
But that's one of those things like Fay named the coal.
If that was me, I would I couldn't wait till
my family and friends. Oh yeah, when it happened. When
I gave him oother chance, he almost murdered me. Like
I would rub that in the face.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
It's bizarre.

Speaker 13 (58:55):
I made a TikTok with it, like with the sound
like step on the gas and then step on the brakes.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Yeah, good for you. Yeah, yes, okay, we're glad you're here. Okay,
fake let me call one second. You're in the running
both you're favored of our text nine nine three three
eight me go in Rockville, Sarah, good morning.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
You met this man where Sarah on Hinge Okay, And
the date was going well, and tell what happened.

Speaker 17 (59:22):
So we were hanging out and then we're having a
good time, and then during the date he told me
that he's gone on fifty first dates but never had
a call friends.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
That's uugh, Yeah, that's up. And how old was he roughly.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Thirty?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Yeah, I have no serious relationship. So did he say
why he's never had a relationship.

Speaker 14 (59:45):
There was really no explanation for it.

Speaker 17 (59:47):
And as I just tell that like something was awes
And then also on the first date he tried to
kiss in then he said that and the only reason
he did it was because he felt like he had
two on our first date.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Oh hell no, hell no, Okay, all right there up
one second, you're in the running. You can vote for
your favorite overtext nine ninety three three eight A is there?
A minder? Could always be worse?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
While we're getting the votes together real quick, I thought
this was kind of funny. So an advice from a
friend's uncle leads a Maryland man to win one hundred
thousand dollars in the lottery. Who yeah, So this Baltimore
man told Marion Lottery officials when he was at the
Omega Grocery and Market in Baldemorore with a group of
friends that when a friend's uncle encouraged him to buy
a scratch off ticket, the man said he initially applied

(01:00:34):
he doesn't play lottery games. He told me to play anyway.
The player said, I didn't even know how to play it.
The man ended up selecting one hundred thousand dollars crosswords
scratch off ticket. Players said, he sided. Is simply a
scan a ticket right away instead of going through the
process or a feeling them playing the letters.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
And I could do that. I guess it's at the bottom.
There's usually an app you couldn't scan.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Yeah, so the scan it came up on the error message.
He ended up scratching the ticket, showing to his friend
the friend's uncle to see if he had won anything.
They said, you have ten words. I looked at the game.
It said ten words is one hundred thousand dollars that
you share with.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
The uncle at that point, because I feel like you
have to give them. You have to toss him a bone.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
That's tough, I would assume. So yeah, because he's the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
One that like give him like ten thousand at least.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Well, I mean, he said, if you've win one hundred grand,
let's just say taxes takes away forty percent of it,
so he has sixty left, Okay, like a thousand dollars.
Yeah like that, Yeah, something nice, But there you go.
So I guess next time somebody's uncle says, play the lottery.
Do it you listen?

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
No question?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Yes, the vote's coming in Chelsea and glen Burnie with
the guy that asked you to clip his nails, you
win the ULESSI car tickets. Okay, perfect, hold on one second,
will get your information more Unlessia tomorrow. I have to
get to this next. Somebody on the show try to
use a tattoo to pick up girls this weekend. I'm

(01:01:51):
not gonna say who. I'll tell you less than six minutes.
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Yes, idea?

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Should we have Eric practice speed dating before we actually
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Yeah?

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So how the show works is, you know, down to day.
Everbody sends an email talking about how their weekend was,
how things were going, And to my surprise, get an
email from young Andrew hoodie yesterday at ten twenty four

(01:02:57):
am because on Friday, you, Eric, our faithful producer, and
our buddy Shane went to Hooters went to Hooters. Yeah,
and survived family restaurant with their family. There's a lot
of families there. And imagine my surprise, Rose when I
found out somebody on this show try to use their
new tattoo to pick up girls.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
I mean, were you surprised because I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
I mean, first of all, it's a this tattoo is
on this person's shoulder, shoulder.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
So Eric, and the whole time he's wearing a pullover
like quarter zip the whole time, and he's talking to Shane.
Yeah he's always observant. Okay, hear me out. So so Eric,
they talked to Shane wants to talk to a waitress,
and Eric says, you know, let me try out my
new flirt technique. I mean it's new to you because

(01:03:48):
I haven't had the tattoo. Eric, Yeah, technique. So what
what happened?

Speaker 21 (01:03:54):
I think we just started talking about tattoos because maybe
no microphone, which one you want to use, but because
now apparently the who did it for all the waitress
had to cover up their tattoos, okay, but then he
thought that was the icebreaker. Well no, because they all
all the tattoos were exposed, like the didn't have to
cover them up anymore. I don't know that was the
policy because I've had a couple of friends that worked
at the one over here and around and it was

(01:04:16):
like a covered Okay, so you saw pretty waitress and
you know, and I know how to break the ice
and exactly it's like, Shane, won't we just talk about
the new the new tat or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
And so because your tax is really high up on
the shoulders, you take up, take off your top, and
then she talks to the waitress saying, hey, do you
want to see my friend's tattoo. He wants your opinion
on her. Aaron takes off his quarter zip. Does the
sleeve move? He just did right now, right there and
right in front of her.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
How you hold on you and Shane used your tattoo
to talk to a waitress?

Speaker 7 (01:04:53):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
How did the waitress react to your tattoo which is
of a microphone and then the call letters of a
radio station?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
She actually liked it.

Speaker 21 (01:04:59):
She thought it was actually really cool and interesting. And
then I didn't know what the letters were. And then
Shane made a funny joke and then I was like,
well at their radio stations? And then sure and she
was like oh great cool, And then continue to talk
to Shane. Would we say that it worked?

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
No, no, no, that's a fair tame.

Speaker 21 (01:05:16):
No, I don't think we'll get And then they started
talking about what she would like to get as a tattoo.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
And then Eric immediately turned off in one of ways like, well,
I've set it up. Yeah, now it's time.

Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
For my friend to work.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
So you used your tattoo to be a wingman.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Yes, Okay, that's fair. Yes, that's fair. Okay, now that
I'm newly tatted, I want everyone to see quickly overtaxed
nin ninety three three eight. Would a guy being like,
let me show you my tattoo be a good icebreaker?

Speaker 7 (01:05:43):
That's a fair question.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
It's a great icebreaker. We'll find out. Here's the thing.
She did have to talk to us because she was
taking our drinks. So no, no, no, no no, that
wasn't our waitress. It was a different waitress. That was
other tables, and that's what it was. So is a
guy being like, here, let me type of my tattoo.
Is that good icebreaker? Nine nine three three to texts,

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it's a fair question, Thank you, Eddie. She also made
people move from where we were sitting. I saw that
we're just gonna leave that right there. It's gonna leave
that right there. That's uh, that's your friend, Rose, that's
your friend? Is your friend? Would that be a good
icebreker for your rows if you were a single? Clint's like, hey,
do I know what my tattoo means?

Speaker 19 (01:06:24):
Not really?

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
I feel like it would be weird because I'd be like, Okay,
I didn't ask you about your tattoo, like why are you?

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
I feel like if it was like, oh, is that
your only tattoo?

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
And then you you start on her like talking about
her tattoos and then allow her to ask you if
you have a tattoo, that would be a more natural
way to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
But just be like, hey, come look at my tattoo.
Really he's so I feel like that would be a
big likeck.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
I'd be like no, no, thank You would love your
thoughts of our text nine nine three three eight the
results in the second let me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Do this from the city that changes the world.

Speaker 9 (01:07:00):
Your peers, Rose with three things you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Need to know for Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Rose got for us.

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
I just want to let you know, especially since it's
tax season, just because a tax quote unquote loophole goes
viral on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Does not mean you should use it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
You should talk to a tax professional, not people on
the internet. So the site is full of tax advice,
especially right now, with different strategies that are claiming to
be helpful, but some of it is misleading and some
of it is just totally inaccurate. So there's things suggesting
you hire your kids and pay them as employees, which
could work, but there are certain requirements for that. Same

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with forming an LLC to write off personal expenses.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
You can't really do that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
It doesn't work out, it doesn't work away. So you're
better off just ignoring these tax tacks. If you follow
this advice, it could end up costing you in penalties, back,
taxes owed, and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Just become a huge hassle overall.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
So, like I said, talk to a tax professional if
you have questions about those sort of things. Wasshington Commanders
are acquiring a wide receiver Deebo Samuel Senior from the
San Francisco forty nine ers in exchange borings fifth round
draft pick.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
The Stews broke over the weekend, so.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
The deal is pending a physical and won't be official
until March twelfth, and that is the first day of
the league year. And yesterday Legacy on iceoze Capital One Arena,
so US figure skaters pay tribute to the lives loss
in the midter collision near Reagan National Airport last month.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Obviously it was very emotional.

Speaker 5 (01:08:29):
More than two dozen young figure skaters, coaches and family
members died on that day in the crash. So it
was a sold out crowd over fifteen thousand tickets sold,
but the exact total raise is not yet made of.
Public Organizers are hoping that more donations will continue to
come in after the event, but the proceeds from the
show will go to supporting families of those killed in

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the crash, the first responders who worked during the rescue
and recovery efforts. It was really cool, and I did
see that NBC is going to show an encore performance
of Legacy on.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Ice on March thirtieth. I'm rose. Those are the three
things each know for the day.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Ay, Ross, you're welcome. Let me go in bel air cat,
good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Good morning, guys, Hi girl.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
So guys saying let me show you my tattoo, is
that good icebreaker?

Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
Or now?

Speaker 10 (01:09:15):
I think it's fine. But I'm also someone who's got
a lot of tattoos, and as long as his tattoos.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Like PG rated that he's showing it's not like PG
thirteen or R I'd.

Speaker 8 (01:09:24):
Be good with that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
I'm someone who's got a lot a lot of like
visible tattoos myself, so it makes sense then yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
But if they're like, hey, it's it's R rated and
they've got to like pull down.

Speaker 18 (01:09:37):
Their pants or something.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Yes, agreed, Okay, thank you for listening. Have a great day.

Speaker 16 (01:09:42):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Guys bye, especially in the family restaurants.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Too much, you know, especially if you have to like
remove clothing to show well, let me go right quick too.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
In Silver Spring, Milly, good morning.

Speaker 20 (01:09:54):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
All right, tattoo is that good icebreaker?

Speaker 10 (01:09:57):
Now, it's a great breaker as long as he's not
having to like, oh, let me remove my shirt to
show my body.

Speaker 8 (01:10:06):
That's doing too much. Just kind of douche.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
That's not our boy, our boy, Millie. Thank you for listening.
Have a great day you too. By all at texts
come into it. Kind of seems like it depends on
how he presents himself.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
So yeah, I just think if you ask about their
tattoos first, it becomes an easier iebreak icebreaker. It'd be like, oh,
you have so many great tattoos, and then talk about
theirs and be like, what do you think about mine?

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Well, listen, when we do the speed eating event next week,
I will count the times Eric brings up his tattoo
because I'll be sitting next to Eric, so will I
will write down tally and count.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
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dating apps? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Yeah? So I matched with one of my old professors
on scandal. Yeah, well, he says he's.

Speaker 8 (01:11:49):
Kind of on the youngest sides. He's like, really only
like ten years older than me.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Okay, but yeah, we're we're going out.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
I mean that's exciting. So did you always have like
I'm gonna say, feelings, but you always find attractive?

Speaker 13 (01:12:03):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Okay, Okay, have you told like your other friends, like, hey,
guess who's going out with mister Smith this weekend?

Speaker 11 (01:12:11):
No?

Speaker 14 (01:12:12):
Not yet.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
I'm I'm a little nervous to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Do we think that this is gonna be like a
potential long term thing or is it marsel like I have,
it's a night of fun. That's That's perfectly fine.

Speaker 8 (01:12:24):
Honestly, I'm kind of hoping for like trying it out
because he's so smart and sure I've always loved him.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Okay, yeah, all right, Can.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
I put you in hold one second? Sure, gonna be tough.
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What's your secret? What's your confession? Eight seven, seven, nine
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change your voice like fake name Melanie, good morning, good morning.
This is hilarious your confession of All's boyfriend and a pet.
What's going on?

Speaker 19 (01:13:13):
So me and my boyfriendly lived together and I finally
convinced them to let me get a puppy. And you know,
I'm just a dog lover. And he doesn't know, but
our Golden Retriever puppy has eaten three pairs of his Jordans.

Speaker 11 (01:13:31):
I know.

Speaker 19 (01:13:33):
I need to go out and buy brand new Jordan's,
which are really extensive, and then try to recreate the weird.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Path now, okay, yeah, because you can't just have like
brand new you know, Jordan's, Like, hey, these I've had
these are three years. You've had to like recreate the
scuff marks and so on and so forth.

Speaker 19 (01:13:52):
Yes, from memory, because the dog ate so much of them.
I'm like, okay, I remember him complaining about doing this,
and I kind of remember seeing him try to scrub
that part, and oh my.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Gosh, that's hilarious. Okay, can I put you in a
whole one second. Let's go fake name Lucy, good morning, Hi,
good morning. I go your confession of Ball's dating apps?
What's going on?

Speaker 15 (01:14:17):
So?

Speaker 18 (01:14:17):
I was talking to this guy on a dating app
and it was probably only a.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Couple of days, and then.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
I ended up hanging out with my cousin not long.

Speaker 18 (01:14:28):
After that, and we're pretty close. I was talking to
her about it, and then.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Come to find out he had actually matched with my
cousin like a week prior.

Speaker 18 (01:14:38):
And they had been talking and he was pretty much
feeding us the same line.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
I mean, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Mean, he can't blame the guy, right because it's like work, sure,
So did you your cousin come to a truce? You're
gonna fight to the death over this guy.

Speaker 18 (01:14:57):
So we kind of just messed around a little bit
and play the game. So we were both still kind
of texting him, and.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Then we both just kind of when am I a
for sure?

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Do you and your cousin look alike or like, look similar?

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
We do, just different color here, Okay, I.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Mean, what are the odds? All right? Thank you? One second?
You're in the running. I would venture to bet ninety
percent of dude's conversations on the apps it's the.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Exact same stuff. Have you ever re used the same stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
I mean, because listen you're fishing for fish. If you
fish us. If one bait's working.

Speaker 22 (01:15:33):
You stick to that baiting to be using it. Oh yeah,
I was getting reactions for sure keeping that as long
as you're not you con made relationship. Thanks, that's fine,
you're getting a reaction, Go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Let me go.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Fake named the call. Good morning, your confession girl? What
you got for us?

Speaker 18 (01:15:51):
My best friend she just had her six week appointment
to concern that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
You know, she's going to have a baby, and she
only told me and her partner, And it's so hard
to not tell anyone.

Speaker 7 (01:16:05):
For so long.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Oh that's excited. Are you getting be like godmother or
something like that?

Speaker 18 (01:16:11):
Yeah, I would basically be you know, if I'm marry.

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
My boyfriend, then that would be my niece or nephew.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Oh that's adorable. Okay, how much longer are you actually
hold it for facthing the call?

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
She just sent me the picture like on Saturday, so
I don't know how long I have to wait. I'm
gay for her to text me with the other picture
of the announcement.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
That's adorable. Okay, faked in the call one second, you're
in the running.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Yeah, don't say anything. Until she says something publicly.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
We won't tell anybody. Don't be that fine, Yeah, vote
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Sauce is out, say, not feeling well. Rose has the
entertainment part coming next which you got for us.

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
We're talking about the oscars got out for.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
You in just over three minutes. An interns Johnny, morning,
let's see this everything celebrity. Sauce is out today, not
feeling well. Rose has the entertainment of what you got
for us?

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
If you miss a Rindy Carpenter on her Short and
Suitet tour.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Good news she is extending it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
She announced some additional dates. Now we would have to
travel to go to one of these shows, but I
mean it could be fun a little trip. So she
is starting her next batch of dates in October in Pittsburgh,
and then she's going to do five nights at Madison
Square Garden in New York City too, in Nashville, then
there's some in Toronto and some in Los Angeles. So
could be that opportunity to have like a little girls

(01:17:25):
trip or something. I think that'd be fun. So Harry
Styles ran in the Tokyo Marathon yesterday he finished the
twenty six mile marathon in three hours and twenty four minutes.
Now that's holding a mile pace of under eight minutes.
It would be seven minutes and forty seven seconds to
be exact.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
So sar man I, we have done it. I had
to work today, been there.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
It's a long commute.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
Runners World magazine complimented Harry for keeping a quote metronomic tempo.
So he ran the second half of the marathon only
one second slower than he had.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
In the first half. That's insane, It's like so impressive.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
So among the thirty seven thousand entrants, he played six ten.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
So I mean just a casual Sunday for him.

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
I could never and the Oscars were last night. Couldn't
O'Brien hosted for the first time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
I mean it was a huge opening.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
Ariana Grade Cindia Rivo opened the show with medley of
songs from The Wizard of Oz, Wicked and the Whiz.
Huge phenomenal. I am shocked that Wicked did not get
more Oscars. So Wicked only won two of the ten
that they were nominated for. Like I said, just with
all the hype that was around it, I expected a

(01:18:37):
little bit more from them so. Paul Tazewell made history
as the first black man to win Best Costume Design
for Wicked.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
The movie also won for Best Production.

Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
Design, but the big winner of the night, Anora completely dominated.
They secured Best Picture and a total of five awards.
Star Mickey Madison won Best Actress, Sean Baker earned Best Director,
Best Original Screenplay, and Best Film Editing. Adrian Brody made
his three for winning Best Actor for The Brutalist. He
became the first to go two for two in the
Best Actor category, which so impressive. Kieren Colkian and Zoe's

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Aldana took home Best Supporting Actor and Actresses respectively. And
I love that Kieren reminded his wife that she promised
a fourth kid his speech if he had won an oscar.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
He was like ready to He's like, let's go make
some babies.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
But yeah, it was overall, I think it was a
pretty good night, but I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Still kind of shocked by Wicked.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
Yeah, kind it was one of those things that like,
I feel like this reminded me of Barbie, Like Barbie.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Was so huge, so hyped, and then when the oscars
rolled around, it just.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Kind of like the words never makes sense anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
That is very true, very true. If you're like there
for something to watch.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
The Voices on NBC, The Bachelor on ABC. As far
as Netflix goes trending, Running Point is like the number
one show right now. It's definitely on my list. I've
been stuff watching Love is Blind. Unfortunately I was roped
into this season and I kind.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
Of regret it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Yeah, it's not great, No, it's not great. Zero and
the Gabby Potato documentary are also trending thanks to Rose.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
You're welcome everything to watch us up if you need
something to listen to you, I got new Thought Shower
podcasts out. How I surprise my mom for her birthday
this weekend? Yeah, listen why miss radio dot com?

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Pretty durable man, Thanks, very sweet of you to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Let's do this next. Big Time Rush coming to town
getting you in. Hey, let me talk about a show.
Big Time Rush and Jiffy Lube when this song comes
on my way because I'm swinging.

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They are so much fun, the best, the nicest.

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Guys ever, boyfriend Fanger, I mean, the whole fantastic can't
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thousand dollars. Tell you who In less than three minutes,
an intern Johnny Morny Show, let's go in Saint Mary's County. Melissa,
good morning, Hi, good morning. How was your weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Friend?

Speaker 8 (01:21:14):
It was good.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
It was busy, but it was good.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Okay. Do you have any plans in July?

Speaker 15 (01:21:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Not, okay, not any thank god, thank god. You want
to see the Big Time Rush.

Speaker 14 (01:21:27):
Well, so my daughter is eleven and she's recently discovered
their music and she thinks that they're like brand new.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
It's amazing. Okay, well you're the winner. I'm gonna put
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Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Okay, Oh my gosh, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
One second more Big Time Rush tickets. Tomorrow, You're headline
of the day. Try to find the craziest thing in
the last twenty four hours. JFK, former president in the
United States, is an airport in New York. His undi
sold at auction four nine thousand dollars. So this is

(01:22:05):
one of those things where tell me you have a
lot of money, Tell me a lot of money. A
pair of underwear worn by President JFK. Long forest time
in the Oval Office has sold at auction in Los
Angeles for nine The ivory cotton snap fly boxer shorts,
which I don't even know what that means, featuring the

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hands sewn lapel embroider with the late Leader of the
Free Worlds nickname Jack reportedly date back to his stint
in the Navy dur the nineteen forties. So the presidential
pants were featured at Julian's auction Spotlight History and Technology
earlier this week for Into reports. If I had an
extra nine grand not buying now, If I had to

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waste on something, I'm sure I could find some better.
My old boss, Dave Ryan at KDWB Minneapolis, he had
Lee Harvey Oswald's totag. I don't know how he got it,
but he he somehow bought that in auction. Really weird.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
The wait for this. The auction also included a black
hoodie worn on quote numerous occasions by Facebook co founder
Mark Zuckerberg back in twenty ten.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
I mean, who is buying that other than Mark Zuckerberg.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Well, here's the thing. While only estimatedself for by one
thousand dollars, a bidding war drove the price up to fifteen,
eight hundred and seventy five dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Are you gonna do with that? This is you're gonna
put it on display? Be like that sucks?

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Hey, you know you know how you hate how Instagram
updates things. Well, here here's the guy that controls it. Yeah,
I guess the guy who bought the hoodie. Also, I
know from Mark saying this is one of my favorite
old school Facebook hoodies. I hope you enjoy it. Okay,
thanks bro? That makes it worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
So at least the money go to like charity.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
No, no, I think they had Julian's. I think there's
like all the big stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:23:55):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Also, a bow tie worn by Apple co founder Steve
Jobs went for thirty five one thousand dollars. Again, that is,
I just.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Don't have this kind of money to spend it on
stupid things. Like if you have this kind of money
and you want to waste it on something wasted on me?

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Well, listen, I try to buy a gum at Target.
My bank calls like, hey, you sure you want to
spend five dollars.

Speaker 16 (01:24:19):
If I am that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
If I wrote a check for thirty five thousand dollars,
I know it's not going to cash.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
No, absolutely good luck would laugh at me.

Speaker 11 (01:24:28):
They go.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
They also say to you, like auctions for celebrity stuff
is not new. Back in a couple of years ago. Uh,
Queen Elizabeth has some unmentionables raffled off and somebody even
bought convicted frostter Bernie Madoff's boxers for seventeen hundred dollars
back in twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
And why you're gonna buy someone else's underwear?

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
Yeah, so, according to the Bernie Madoff Winner, if they say,
quote it's a great kiss Christmas gift to people because
it's not something they buy for themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Who would buy that themselves? We would want that?

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
No, I don't like my own. I don't want somebody else's.
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Internshown in your morning show sauces out today, was feeling
sick yesterday. It's like, nope, please bring that in here.
Rose depart, show what you.

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
Got so far, probably discovering that Eric is using his
tattoo to foot with people.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Yeah, yeah, you missed that. We all talked about how
the date went sideways and with war the Roses, why
she wasn't allowed to sleep in her boyfriend of over
a year's bedroom. Get the podcast. All you do is
search intern John in your morning show on our free
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know coming What you got for us?

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
We're talking about ov being very close to breaking Gretzky's record.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Plus my dad's reaction to my surprise homecoming. I'll get
to that in just over two minutes. An intern Johnny Morning.

Speaker 9 (01:26:40):
Show from the City that Changes the World peers Rose
with three things you need.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
To know for your Monday. Rose she got for us.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
So the Skype era is over. Skype is going away.

Speaker 5 (01:26:54):
I feel like we all knew this was eventually gonna happen. Honestly,
I haven't thought about Skype in a minute, but like
I had been using them when I was like in
high school talking friends, Like that's the og video platform.
But Microsoft is you know, they're retiring it. They're moving
on to teams. Everything's going to be transferring over.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
But you know, it just kind of made me reminisce
on the video chats with my you know, the glory days.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
So the Maryland Governor's Obe is introducing public resources to
the estimated ten thousand impacted by the federal layoffs. Governor
Wesmore introduced it's newly expanded job search website and said
over fifty one thousand people have visited.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
So far over the last few weeks.

Speaker 5 (01:27:31):
The site serving veterans has been streamlined to make career changes,
healthcare access, and financial.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Aid more efficient.

Speaker 5 (01:27:38):
So he said those who served in federal would be
a good fit to serve within the state agencies. And
there's going to be a virtual job information session, recruiting events,
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
But I'll get that info for youymisterdio dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
And Alexobuchkin has continuing to encloser to Passway and Gretzky's
record for the most goals and NHL history. So currently
he is sitting at eight hundred and eighty four career
goal let's go. He is ten away from tying the
record with Gretzky and then eleven away from breaking it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
And the cops are playing tonight. They are They're playing the.

Speaker 5 (01:28:10):
Ottawa Senators, so he very well could be inching even
closer tonight. So we'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
I'm roads. Those are the three things you to know
for the day. Thank you, Rose, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
I don't mean and pat myself on the back. And
Sam the greatest son hover lived. However, Wow, that's a pool,
say sir. So my mom's birthday was is past Friday,
and I had kind of playing to the sea that
I would not be flying down to Nashville to see
my parents.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Basically you lodged to your parents.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
I said that I was gonna go to the woods
me and skittles for getaway. I told him this first,
like two weeks ago, and I was very careful in
gas lighting my parents into thinking I wouldn't be there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
I mean, you had a whole story built top.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
I had told my mom like earlier in the week, like, oh,
I'm so bummed. Like Friday, after the show, I wanted
to drive to the woods with skittles, but now i
have a client meeting in spring Field, so I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
To be late.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
So that was like Monday, And then on Friday, which
was a birthday, I text my mom saying happy birthday.
I'll call you after my client meeting because I want
to make sure I can talk to you. So then
I said, well, i'm at the airport while I'll call
her now and say that I'm waiting for my appointment
to start for the meeting. And when she asked where
the meeting is, I'm like, oh, it's in the Springfield

(01:29:22):
Town Center. It's the mall we went to for like
lunch a while ago. And so she heard the sounds
of the airport and goes, Okay, he's telling the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
The fuck that you had This whole story fills up, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:29:34):
I wonder if she did she say like, oh, yeah,
I wasn't even like concerned about like.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
You being at the mall. No, she just you know,
just overall talking. Okay, So at Land in Nashville, drive
to my parents' house. Things are going well, yeah, get
to my parents' house. No car in the driveway. I'm like, asked,
probably in the garage and I ring the doorbell. No answer, like,
all right, well they're a little bit older now, maybe this.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Moving slowly well, And we also have to say your
dad had no idea either.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
No, I had no idea because he would have accidentally
spilled the beans one hundred percent. Ring the doorbell again,
no answer. All right, well, I guess I'll just go
in the garage, go through the garage or open the
garage shore. No car in the garage. I'm like, well,
this isn't great. He's going well this surprise, I.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Mean, that's kind of what happens.

Speaker 10 (01:30:15):
One.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
You don't share location with your parents, so you have
no idea where they are, and too.

Speaker 5 (01:30:18):
They have no idea you're coming. What if they had plans,
what if they went out of town.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Even if I share location my parents, they would have
no idea how I find out?

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
No, I know what you would know work?

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
So I used my key get in the house. I
hear my dad on the phone. I walked to his room.
We make eye contact, and he goes, who are you?
And I kind of pause because I never thought my
father'd asked me that question. And then he goes, again,
who the hell are you? He had his glasses on,
and I.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Was like, I couldn't see you. He just sees some
dude standing in his doorway.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Yeah, I'm your favorite son.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
You probably gave him a little wild heart attack.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Well, and then he told me he didn't answer the
doorbell because he didn't have his glasses on. I was like,
well that makes sense, that's just.

Speaker 5 (01:30:58):
You know, honestly, if I needed my glasses to see
and I didn't have them, I wouldn't. I don't into
the door in general, and I don't need glasses to see.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
So it was a great weekend. But then, like the
highlight was explain to my dad what Sauce's speed dating
event is. Because my dad has always made fun of
me for being his words bumble, stumble and fumble, like
that's what he calls dating apps, Yes he does. And
so try and to explain to him that we're doing
a speed dating thing next week and that Eric and
I have been volunteerd to do it, which he loved

(01:31:27):
that because he thinks sauce is hilarious and explained like, oh,
it's gonna be a bunch of like people listen to
the show and like you said, a table for like
five minutes, they ring a bell and then they rotate
somebody over that didn't quite compute. So he is like
he's got the itch for more grandkids because my brother's
having his kid in July, I think June or July. Yeah,
I'm like, listen, it's probably gonna be it's gonna be

(01:31:48):
a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
So like it's not happening anytime soon.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
No, no, So however, though, if you want to do
the speed dating, the event itself is March thirteenth, Caddies
on Cordell and Bethesa. If you know ben to Caddies.
It's like the best sports bar I think around. It's
a great food, great drinks, and this is me fun too,
it's kind of breaking the mold of like match with
somebody on the app, talk for like a day and
then forget about it. This is like that you're gonna

(01:32:12):
be out with people who are also trying to meet folks,
and it's just kind of like taking out your comfort
zone a little bit. Myself and Air will be there
sauceage hosting the whole thing. Yeah, if you want to
do sauces speed dating. The deadline SMID applications is Wednesday.
Hot ninety five dot com slash dating. You get to
use code intern John. Then the Maryland Singles Social Club
goes through all the applications, make sure everything's good to go.

(01:32:34):
Hot ninety five dot com slash dating use code intern John.
What these one word text messages actually mean. I'll get
to this in six minutes. First, Lila Young, it's interned
Johnny Morning Show. There's not much in the world that
gives me anxiety quite like when I text somebody, I
get the one word response back because.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
I just never know, like I so know you mean
one word yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
Yeah, you're cool mom.

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
This Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
The speech experts are talking about one word text and
breaking down they actually mean because for me, it's like,
all I have to call you and just make sure
send a voice okay, please still love me?

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
What's wrong?

Speaker 7 (01:33:20):
Damn?

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Starting with the classic okay.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Oh yep, I actually sent that to you this morning. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Yeah. Anytime I get that, I'm like, oh, like, oh no,
I feel like it's okay, no exclamation point.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
No, okay with a period, yeah, like god, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
That's great, It's fantastic. The translation, according to the experts,
is you're in trouble. Probably yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:47):
I mean, yeah, I can see that, but not always
because sometimes, like for me, I am just in a
point where I cannot respond. So it's I'm sending it
okay to acknowledge that I see your text message, and
then later on hopefully if I remember, I will go
back and yeah, respond to you how I would have

(01:34:10):
if I had the time.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
I just say word, that's my like noted, ye understood that.
The next one is sure, just get the shure back,
proluct and agreement. I'm not thrilled about this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Yeah that's uh yeah, yeah, that's what that's that's the
vibe it gives.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
I was so bad to you because I asked somebody
for the show and response back as sure, and like.

Speaker 11 (01:34:34):
That.

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
If somebody drops the fine period, it's not fine that
it's your girlfriend, Fellas, that is fine, she says, it's
fine taking a face value.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
You were trying to get these men out here.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Yea proceed my friend. Now they say fine means absolutely
not fine. Brace yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:34:54):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
If somebody applies just with cool period, that's that means
they've lost interest in the conversation. Yeah, yeah, it is
rare of like cool, it's not like a good thing.

Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
If you say something that actually is cool and that's
their response, I'd be like, oh, okay, you literally don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Or if it's like, hey, it's a stay late for
a meeting cool, Just no, it's not cool. It's that yeah,
it's uh, it's I've given up. Unlike, Yeah, that's what
that means. If somebody drops the K just the letter,
Sas says that she's a good one, that okay, just
the K, and I'm like, mmm, I don't think that

(01:35:37):
means anything's okay. That does not mean that you think
it means it's according to them, it means you've personally
offended me. I think that's probably fair.

Speaker 7 (01:35:46):
Yeure.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
If somebody drops the line whatever in a text.

Speaker 5 (01:35:53):
That just gives me the ache because whatever I say whatever,
I don't. I don't send whatever as a text message
very often, but if I do, I am past the
point of like okay.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Like K, I'm past the point of K. It's basically
saying like f off like that kind of like uh yeah, exactly.
They're saying, it's I care about I'm pretending I don't. Yeah,
probably true. If somebody drops wow, period, they say they
could be impressed, they can be disappointed.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
You won't know like wow, like okay, wow, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
I'm rarely shocked in a good way. Yeah, rarely am
I surprise Like, well that was surprising and a fun way.
He's like mmmm hmm. If somebody texts you hmm hmm.
According to the speech experts, that means I'm thinking judging
and questioning everything.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, I think that's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
Or buying time. I guess yes, where I know what
to say, so let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Hm hmmm.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
Also, that's such a weird thing because they're not in
front of you, like you don't need to respond to
a text messag immediately, like if you need to think
about it, just don't respond.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
They'll be like, oh, they're busy to have them to
my text.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Yet somebody responds with interesting, it's not interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Yeah, they could be interesting, but more of like the
gossip kind.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
Yeah, they're saying I'm processing this could be good, could
be bad. I think that's fair. If somebody responds with
the lol corny the experts, that means I have no
idea how to respond. This is my lifeline.

Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
I think that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:25):
I think I think a lot of us, especially like millennials,
use that as like a hmm, like Okay, I don't
know what to say here.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
Lol, I'll do l O l O l O l
which means I do think is funny. I just don't
have to say after that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
So that's me.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
There's me being cute season laughing, you know. I mean
if somebody says I DK, I do know, I just
don't want to say yeah, yeah, especially if it's like
a bio no, it's like no, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
I'm just like letting you know this is what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Yeah, uh huh. If they say oops, it means something
just happened. It might be your problem. Oh if don't
you yeah nowhere, Yeah, you don't text me oops sound
nowhere dude.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
Oops, yeah, I want to be panicking and call you immediately.

Speaker 7 (01:38:05):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (01:38:06):
Yeah, I want to know, especially if it was like
we weren't having a conversation and then all of a
sudden it was oops.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Past no thank you. If somebody says chill, the person
saying it's not sill, think that's probably yeah, fair bet,
I mean, I mean challenge. Just have to think aboy
knows that. Yeah, and then somebody actually types out sigh
that means they are exhausted by the conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:38:31):
Is typing out the word sigh instead of putting the
sigh of mooji.

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
Yeah, that's just like your a buzzkill.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
I feel that's what you're picking.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Yeah, you had to like text your audible gasp.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Gosh if I would do like lay SI, sure, you
know a little a little like extra a little flair,
but just sigh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
Yeah, it's too much.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
That's not even the stars next to it, like, uh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
You know, just a SI side duck. Wow, I'm saying
if you want to ask them over text nine ninety
three three eight Everything Celebrity Sauce is out. Sick Rose
has the entertainment apart coming next with you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
We're talking about the.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
Wednesday is the last data. Get your application name Sauces
speed Dating. We are so excited for this because dating sucks.
There's your chance to go out meeting you people. We're
doing it March thirteenth, Caddies in Bethesda. If you want
to do Sauces speed Dating, your application has to be
in by Wednesday. So go to Hot ninety nine five

(01:39:32):
dot com slash dating, use code intern Sean has some photos,
talk about your likes, all that good stuff. Then the
people at Maryland at Singles Social Club, they're going through
they're picking the best people for this event. We're very,
very excited for it. Hot ninety nine five dot com
slash dating right now and everything. Celebrity Sauce is out
not feeling well. Rose has the entertainment aport. What you

(01:39:53):
offer us?

Speaker 5 (01:39:54):
So Mark Zuckerberg serenade and his wife Priscilla at her
black tie birthday party while wearing Benson moon Baby blue.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
Jumpsuit from the Grammys. You know the one. It's in tight.

Speaker 5 (01:40:05):
So Zuck uploaded the photo or the video actually and
captain it. Your wife only turns forty one. Shout out
to Benson Boone for the jumpsuit and the new single
and Okay. Benson commented, I can't believe my eyes and
honestly saying yes, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
He jumped up on the piano.

Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
He was really feeling himself in that video and it
was it was, it was something.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
So before the.

Speaker 5 (01:40:29):
Oscar celebrated the best in cinema on Sunday, The Razzie
celebrated the worst on Friday. No surprise, Madam Webb starting
to Cotta Johnson was the top winner of three Rosies
for Worst Movie, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Actress with Dicta
Johnson So Sorry. Jerry Seinfeld pick up a Worst Actor
Razzie for his performance and Unfrosted That is the movie

(01:40:51):
about the history of pop tarts.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
Amy Schumer got a Razzie for wor Supporting Actress. It
just you know, goes on and on. But the best
night in Movie The Oscars were last night.

Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
Conan O'Brien hosted for the first time, and the big
winner Anora completely dominated. They secured Best Picture in a
total of five awards. Mickey Madison won Best Actress, Sean
Baker earned Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, and Best Film
editing Big Shop At Least for Me Wicked did not
get as many as a well, at least type was

(01:41:22):
hyped up to be.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
However, are you in the Guarding and sint thei Arribo.
They opened the show with an amazing performance. If you
haven't seen it, make sure you go watch that.

Speaker 5 (01:41:30):
And then Adrian Brody won Best Actor for The Brutalist
and he became the first to go to for two
in the act category, which is pretty cool. So I'm
going to get this frewymous radio that comes. You can
see the full list if you are looking.

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
For something to watch.

Speaker 5 (01:41:41):
The Voice is at NBC, The Bachelor's on ABC, Running
Point is trending on Netflix, Zero Day, and the Gabby
Potato documentary, and I unfortunately have.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Been stuck in the Love Is Blind world. Oh yeah,
you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
If you need something to listen to. I got a
new Thoughts Sharp podcast out today talking about how I
was a great son in surprise my mom for her
birthday this weekend. It was it really was. You can
listen to ymssradio dot com give me five minutes. I
got the most affordable Spring and break Destinations. We'll get
to it. Then an intern Johny Morning Show. It is

(01:42:18):
kind of crazy I think the spring break is like
right around the corner, like the years kind of flying by.
Expeedia put together the affordable spring break destinations if you're
looking to go somewhere, these are the experts say. It's
like the best places to go. First of all, they
say timing is the most important thing. Makes sense. They
say advised booking at least three weeks, so a month
before your trip, you can save as much as twenty

(01:42:40):
five percent, which okay, hell yeah, which also is like
basically now like your book like suit like this week
almost you know, I mean. They say the also recommend
point holidays like Easter and Mother's Day, as well as
the last two Saturdays in March expect to be extremely busy.
Kind of makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
All yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
So as far as the actual destinations for spring break
through the most affordable Puntakana made number one.

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
Hey hey you've been there.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Oh it's fantastic. They say there's twenty four NonStop roots
from the US accommodations that can cost as little as
twenty one dollars a night, making it budget friendly. I'd
be a little bit worried about twenty one dollars. Make
sure that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Yep, yep, yep. Down Orlando made the list. Okay, Yeah,
they say, well, Orlando's gon be busy the spring, there's
no shorte of affordable hotels. Also entertainment in.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
General, so much to do.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
Sure, Paris, France made the list actual, Okay, so according
to the experts, you don't often see France and cheap
in the same sentence. Sure, now, but because of low
cost airlines, flights as low as three to fifty round
trip during spring break is an actual thing. Dude, that's cool,
that's pretty sick.

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
They say you can also find some hotels for less
one hundred dollars a night, but even if you get
the air for three fifty, I mean that's huge. Vegas
makes the list as well. Direct flights to one hundred
and seventy air was across the country kind of makes sense.
Then they say, look for discounting cruises, the cheapest ones,
usually from Florida, so that kind of makes sense too.

Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
I've heard, I've heard. I know there's a bunch of
that leaving Baltimore as well, so where you're going there
it is. It's internshown in your morning show with Rose.
If you miss anything today, like with War of the Roses.
They've been dating for over a year. Why has she
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hiding something? Get the podcast just search internshown in your

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