That Time Erick Wrote Horror Stories About Us

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And your morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Happy Friday friend, Welcome to the show. Intern John is.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
My name Rose, Hello, good morning. Got to Eric here
hoodie as well. Sauce is out. She was actually feeling
sick basically all week and then text me this morning
saying she was not having a fun time.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
So hopefully she's back on Monday.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Big Day today, National walk to a Park Day, sure,
and National Angel Food Cake Day, which is very exciting.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Also got War of the Roses random.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
I mean it's good stuff, except for those cartons open
Angel Food. It's like you can't sneak a piece because
it's like the loudest carton of all time.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
So there it is. There, It is today's date because
you are ten tang girl.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Oh and it's National Good Kevin Day.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh she got called Kevin Nurst Day.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, we got nurses, absolutely, got War the Roses tickets,
got Biler tickets. Oh my Gouy's got your jingle ball tickets,
Got War the Roses. We can roll out. My mind's
a bit of a much because the last forty five
minutes of the radio station, the fire alarm has been
going off, and you would say, is.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Its own form of like punishing.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, you would think, but John, you're in a soundproof room.
No I'm not, and just keeps going and going so loud.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
I had asked, is the door closed?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I was closed, and it was.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
And as soon as the door opened, it was like deafening.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
And usually the building will hang up signs or they'll
be an email like hey there's fire alarm testing. No
such thing, and so for us in the morning, like
if there's ever an actual fire, we're done for because
we just don't move.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
It was. It went so long. I was look at hoodie.
I go, well, I don't feel warm, so it can't
be a fire. And then I went and took a
loof geese. There was no smoke.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
So I called the fire department across the street and
I was like, hey, we're in the building behind you.
The alarm is going off for thirty minutes. Are we
gonna die? And the guy said, probably not, but you
have to call nine one one so they can dispatch us.
I go, okay, yeah, So I called nine one one
and they told me it's a test.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
So at least they had the information and they didn't
like you have to send out The fire departments.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Sold have been a ways very exciting.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
We're alive and well, but it's one of those things
where again there's so many false alarms in this building.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
If there's ever if we ever die in a fire.
Just no, we had no idea that.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
At least it was shocked to all of Yeah, like
we went peacefully joking about the fire alarm and before deid.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
So but and that we're doing them, well, it is
what it is we're doing.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, nine three eighth attacks you can call eight seven
seven nine nine five four six A one rose. How
was your last twenty four hours?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
It was really good. I had a really busy day yesterday,
George at a doctor's appointment. So Clinton and I have
decided that Thursdays is going to be our croc pot day.
So we made pot roast last night and it was fantastic. However,
I did not sleep last night, so there is a
very good chance that I might be a little loopy today. Yeah.

(03:01):
We love when we're loopy. We love when we don't sleep. Yeah,
So Georgia woke up in the middle of the night
and then I just could not go back to sleep.
And I'm the person that could fall asleep in mere
seconds after being awoken in the middle of the night,
not last night. So I was just awake and I
was like, like fully awake, and I was like, what
do I do with my time?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
What am I supposed to do right now? Because there's
no falling asleep? And then finally, finally I fell asleep
ten minutes before my alarm went out, son of a gun.
So yeah, and then I was like, you know what,
I'm just gonna give myself like ten extra minutes. I
still made it work on time.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Look at you.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
I got like twenty minutes of sleep last night.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
That's exciting.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
It's gonna be a show.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
So I got back from Mexico on Wednesday at Skittles
and doggie daycare, and usually when he gets back from
doggy daycare, he is out cold for the next like
twenty four hours because he just runs around the whole time.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
So much energy.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, so yeah, he finally came back alive yesterday. So
I got tom on Wednesday. He was like pretty much
out and then yesterday it's like, okay, good, let's go
walk around, let's go calm and sleep on the bed.
So he's he's back to normal the playing this weekend,
so hopefully do nothing, just because it's been a lot

(04:18):
in the cocky kind of started up a little bit.
So that's the plan. Although Eric's been putting out feelers
because he's free tomorrow, So could tomorrow be a power
of friendship boy weekend?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
You know who's to say?

Speaker 4 (04:31):
I think you are to say. You're usually the lot
of like weekend.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Well, he is a big thing about seeing his radio
family and wanting to be a family in yeah and
so see and so uh he's talking about want to
have a family night with with the show.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I'm like, well, a game night.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
That's so cute.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I got things going on. I gotta watch some things.
I gotta might rewatch the monster that ed gaenes Storry.
They announced to the new one's gonna be Lizzie Bordon,
which is really interest since.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh we all know that Rhyme took.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
An axe, came her parents forty wax whatever it was. Yeah,
I've been to her house, have you.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
So I was talking my mom about this yesterday. I
don't remember why because my mom didn't come with. So
we're in Rhode Islands because my family, my dad's Rhode Island.
We're Rhode Island. It must have been a quick drive.
I guess I want my aunts because my mom just
didn't go. But it is like a weird like she
allegedly made She was proven guilty, but she always claimed innocence.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
So one of.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Those I'm looking the jury there was it. Acquittal found
her not guilty.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Oh that's what it was.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
You know.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's one of those classic who done it's? You know
who had done it? Who asked her parents forty times?
You know who's to say?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
I think it was the father was forty and the
stepmother was forty one. I remember, if I remember the
rhyme correct, that could be correct.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
So that's that'd be exciting. So I think that's come
out next year. But yeah, the wild rhyme I learned
as a child.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Okay, Yeah, who who decided that was a good idea to.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Give the children?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well that's a bunch of fun. Remember Disney used to
have like artists on to perform, and you look back
at some of those songs, yea, we probably should not
have been singing that, like the baby when the Lights
go out by five like that should not have been
on Disney.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
It was a lot of songs that I should not
have sang as a child.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
But I did. Yeah, now look at us. Also, I
watched Being the Beast last night, which one the new
one with Emma Watson.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, I love how you say new is if that's
not like a ten year old movie.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
No, but it's only because for some reason, my TikTok
popped up Disney Paris and it showed like the Beating
the Beast castle.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
I'm like, oh, look, said, is that your first time
ever seeing that movie?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
No.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I saw next Girlfriend and she plays she played the
best trick on me. I'll never give that girl credit
for anything. But at the end of the movie, she goes,
oh my gosh, you're crying, and I wasn't, but I
was like, that's pretty good. Like that, that's something I
would do. It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Really.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, So honestly, it wouldn't be like that. That crazy
for you.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
It's a fantastic film.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Oh my gosh, it's such a good. Like of all
the live adaptation movies that I've seen in my life,
that one was one of the best.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, it makes me want to go Disney Lamp, Paris
or Tokyo. It's a long walk, so I can't do
it today. I think it's in Tokyo. I think it
was maybe not. I'll find a TikTok video. But anyway,
let's do this. If you want a T shirt and
a coffee. Being our first call of the day, call
eight seven seven nine ninety five four six A one
Rose has the three things you need to know coming?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
What you got for us?

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Selmon sold turtle statue and we got to talk?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, give me yes over three minutes first, Raven Lynnee,
I need to turn Johnny Morey show. All right, let's
go in beautiful Centerville. Mike, good morning, sir, morning goods.
What are we doing for our Friday?

Speaker 7 (07:38):
Brother?

Speaker 8 (07:40):
I'm actually heading into George Basin to start my routes.

Speaker 9 (07:44):
With the shows.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
How long is he shift today?

Speaker 9 (07:48):
Eight hours?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
My god? You must see the worst drivers in the world, Mike.

Speaker 10 (07:53):
I do.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, it's always entertaining every day.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Well, at that angle, being up so high, can you
look down people's car and see what they're doing?

Speaker 11 (08:02):
I do?

Speaker 9 (08:03):
And it's actually you see a lot of You see
a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, people people eating, probably may doing illegal things.

Speaker 12 (08:11):
Uh you've seen a lot of that makeup eating, shaving.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Shirt shaving like their face or something else. Uh fake, Okay,
all right, all.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Right, well Mike, thank you for all you man. I'm
get you my man shirt and a coffee.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
In one second, shaving in the car that is a
bold move. Welt's driving is that's crazy. You take a
bump and you are scary dead, my guy. I let's
sue this.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
From the city that changes the world. Peers Rose with
three things you need to.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Know for your Friday, Rose, what you got for us?

Speaker 4 (08:47):
So the turtle statue from the Chesapeake Children's Museum in
Annapolis has been stolen?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Son of a gun?

Speaker 4 (08:53):
What is wrong with people? So the turtle was stolen
from the museum and they see it happened between five
thirty pm on September twenty sixth and ten am on
October eighth. I have questions. How is that the range?
What took you so.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Long to figure that out? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
They're acting with anyone with information to please let them know.
And if you stole the statue, was wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah? And where would you put it?

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Where do you put a turtle stack?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
I mean, can you brag about that? No?

Speaker 4 (09:24):
No, people will be like what you storm children?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
So metros letting customers know about upcoming station closures. They
posted a map on their social media yesterday there shows
several plan closures. In the beginning, is going to be
shutting down the red line between Union Station and Rhode
Island Avenue on October eighteenth and nineteen, so that's the
one that you're gonna have to pay attention to first,
and everything else after that it's like early December, kind
of like winter. Make sure you know what you're getting

(09:50):
into when you're traveling on the Metro because they will
be closing things. And while the government shut downs continue,
TGI Fridays and other chain restaurants are offering federal workers
a break with some free food, which is really nice.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Over the next two week, TGI Fridays is giving away
one free meal per day to TSA and air traffic
control workers at any US location, even those inside the airports,
which is really nice because those agents and workers are
not getting paid while they're working and the government is
shut down, so at least they can enjoy a nice
hot meal. They have a curated menu for workers to

(10:22):
choose from. It's one time a day through October twenty third,
or sooner if the shutdown ends before that hopefully. Obviously
you got to have a valid employee bad. That's not
the only chain, obviously, it's We've seen deals all over
The DMB hard Rock Cafe in Washington, DC has drink deals,
appetizers and lunch specials and I.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Know hid social half bottles as well.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah, so make sure you take advantage of those. I'm
rosos are the three things g show for today.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Thank you, Rose, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
We are just over two months away our DC jingle Ball,
presented by Capital One December sixteenth, Capital One Arena. The
lineup is massive in star power. It's massive in the
number of artists. Alex Warren, a j R. Zara, Larison,
Shine Down, Nelly, Jelly Roll and more. We are basically

(11:14):
teetering on sellout. It's gonna sell out soon. My advice
is get your tickets as soon as it can, because
once it sells out, you get the mercy of the scalpers,
which means there is no mercy shown whatsoever. So yeah,
and it's perfect for kids, perfect for a girls' night
for bring your parents, whoever you want to bring every Yeah,
it's best Hotti niney five dot com slash shingle Ball

(11:37):
to get your tickets. This is my worst nightmare. There's
a woman in Michigan who set a phone call. She
thought it was a scam, turned out to be an
important step along the road for her winning one million
dollars from the lottery.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Why what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah, and I don't answer calls that I know, let
alone calls that I don't know. So yeah, i'd be
out of luck. Because her name is Valerie. She's sixty
five years old. She to lottery officials she'd been using
a lottery app to scan her non winning tickets, not
realizing that by doing so, she was earning entries into
a second giveaway chance, which I didn't know. That's just
for Michigan. I don't if other states to do that, So

(12:14):
I don't want to speak out of terms. So why
I saw an incoming call from the Michigan Lottery one day,
I was hesitant to answer. I assumed it was a scam.
I ended up answering to see what it was about.
I was shocked to find out I was chosen as
a contestant the one million dollar electric giveaway. So then, yeah,
she might have spent a wheel. September nineteen at the
Camerica Park, where the Tigers play baseball, said she was

(12:36):
nervous as the wheel spinach couldn't believe it when it
made one last click and landed on her color, and
then she won a million dollars cash.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
I would miss it for sure, guarantee.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
They would have to call you twice?

Speaker 13 (12:50):
John.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Where is that way that you would get it.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
To begin with?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah too, because my phone's always on not disturb Yeah,
but that's like or we get the email from like, hey,
you won. I would never if at the end of
my life the Lord says, hey, do you want to
see something funny? And it's a reel of like all
the times I could have won millions of dollars like
now I'm okay.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
I would I think at that point I would because
it's like I'm already here, like why not?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, But that's just I mean no, it.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Would be so frustrating because it's like how many clothes
calls were there? Or how many did you miss?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Like yeah, especially with all the AI stuff too, like
AI videos recently, I've had like really squint and be
like I don't think that one.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
They are getting like way crazy. I think I've seen
no less than fifty AI video reels from my friends
because of that new Sora app or whatever. Oh yeah,
like I can't it's too much.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
There's been some hockey ones where the guys score goals
and then do a six seven celebration. I'm like, that's
where nobody lay them out because usually that's like the
code for like hockey is to not do that. And like, okay,
I almost pulled my parents in like.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Like it's a yeah, I've had to correct I've I've
looked at videos before where it looked like this dog
jumped in a pool and say baby, And at first
I was like whoa, And then I watched it and
I was like, that's literally impossible.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
I saw one of a cat get picked up by
tornado and then fall on his feet perfectly.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
My unkin.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
I saw a cat writing a wolf.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Well, that probably is real. That's probably real.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I was like, wow, this cat my brethren, so morele
Sorry with the lottery calls, you know, answer it, perhaps
the answer give us some please. It's intern Johnny Morning
Show with DC jingleb artist Alex Warren on now we
want to give you money, if that's all right, Intern
john in your morning shows Claws and Pause a doggy

(14:33):
Halloween costume contest. It happens next Sunday, Lone Oak Farm
from noon to two pm.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
So here's what you do.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
You bring your dog out your dog, a nice low costume,
has some drinks, has some food, hang out. The winning
dog costume gets five hundred dollars cash. There's also cash
prizes for second and third place as well. So next Sunday,
Lone Oak Farm from noon to two pm our first
ever intern Johnny Morning Shows Claws and Pause doggye Halloween

(15:04):
Costume contests Now sadly, Skittles, I don't think can make
it because he's not eligible to win the money, although
I think if he was. I mean I'm biased, of course,
but the boy is he's adorable. He's adorable. But bring
your dog wins the money. All the info Ymsradio dot
Com everything, celebrity sauces out today not feeling well. Hoodie
has the entertainment of Port coming next.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
If you love dogs and you love money, boy, do
I have something for you. Intern Johnny Morning Shows Claws
and Pause Next Sunday, noon to two Lone Oak Farm
gonna be a lot of fun. The best doggy costume
wins five hundred dollars. So bring your dogs out, has
some food, has some drinks, hang out with us Noon

(15:47):
to two. Next Sunday Loan Oak Farm, Our Claws and
Pause Doggye Halloween Costume contest five hundred dollars for first place.
There's also cash for second and third as well. All
the info. Why am I radio dot com? Let's do
this everything Celebrity sauce is out, say not feeling well?

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Hoodie has the entertainment apart which you got for us.

Speaker 14 (16:09):
So because we were playing a Stranger Things bed fun fact,
go to your target. They actually have a whole aisle
dedicated to Stranger Things.

Speaker 15 (16:16):
Now.

Speaker 14 (16:16):
It's like right out of the nineties and two thousands,
Like a toile was like that really cool and they
have cool like apparently this season they'll have a knockoff
radio station.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 14 (16:26):
So you know.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I saw the budget for each episode is fifty million dollars,
which is crazy.

Speaker 14 (16:31):
Each hour or each episode supposed to be at least
an hour two. Can't wait, can't wait. It's gonna be
a lot. But speaking of things, we're looking forward to
this fall. Waking for Good. Tickets are now on sale.
It can pretty much buy ticket anywhere because it's gonna
be the biggest movie this fall in winter, besides maybe
Avatar potentially in December. The movie does come out in
November twenty first, so it will do bookoo money probably

(16:54):
Thanksgiving weekend too as well. John m Two's directing the
movie again. Obo c Cynthia Revoun are going to be
in there as well. Interesting enough, Amazon, if you do
have Prime, will be doing Prime Video early screenings on
November seventeenth. You can see it four days early if
you do have a Prime subscription. They've been doing that
for a lot of movies, so keep up the Prime

(17:16):
Usually during the Prime Day deals for the month, you
probably have a movie to see later in the month
as well, and it will be in every format Imax, Dolby,
screen Ax, d Box, all coming out November twenty first.
They also double screenings are five hour longs of both movies.
My goodness, all right, that's a lot, but hey, you're
dedicated Rose, Yes, do you want to go to Italy?

(17:36):
I mean yes, Well you can take Taylor's swip for
that because her new album Life of a show Girl
has a song called Elizabeth Taylor that has actually increased
search for travel to port Afino, Italy by over thirteen
hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
I mean the album just came out.

Speaker 14 (17:55):
In Booking dot Com already did a survey that found
out travel inspirations increased that much. The line she only
says in the song is that view of port Afino
was on my mind. So that one line, it's all
time we all go to port Afino next year.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
It's a long walk, but I'm there.

Speaker 14 (18:10):
Also, if you are a Fourth Wing fan, like most
of the show fans are saying, Taylor's song Opa Lighte
includes a nod to the books, to the book series.
I was at Target yesterday where I saw the Stranger
Things ale. They also put the Fourth Wing books next
to Taylor's album, So hand.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
In hand and.

Speaker 14 (18:27):
Target's just dominating in this entertainment section because Target is
releasing an UNO set that Billie Eilish actually made. It's
called the Billie Eilish Uno add on pack. You can
add it to any game of Uno and has a
bunch of cool new rules. And everyone has their own
house rules when it comes to Uno, but this has
cards where you can immediately pick your turn instead of

(18:48):
doing a skip or anything like that. And there's a
reveal hand card that actually might like be a legit
card like for Uno professional play, that makes every player
hold their hand face up so everyone can see it.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh, and just call you out lying on the combs,
you know, Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 14 (19:03):
Tonight on TV you can watch actually this weekend you
can see tron Aries in theaters. Our boy Jared leto
is in it. Nine inch Nails to the soundtrack. It's
really dope. The Chair Company is Tim Robinson's new show
on HBO Max.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
If you like, I think you should leave. It's pretty
much that, but just longer.

Speaker 14 (19:20):
The Substance, which is that movie with Demi Moore and
Margaret Quality from last year's Finally on HBO Max.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
It's really good. Yeah, it's really good.

Speaker 14 (19:28):
It was in the running for a bunch of awards
than dam More War the Golden Globe for it too.
And then the Commanders play Monday against the Bears at
home and the Ravens are away against the Rams on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Thanks so welcome.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
If you need something to listen to, can your thoughts
sho our podcasts out talking about my weekend in Mexico.
You can check it ymsradio dot com. Real quick. This
kind of went viral. There's an airline that now is
gonna charge more for seats that recline. My thought on
the seat reclient thing is I always reclined the seat.

(19:59):
I go back slow, though I don't do it the
ins and punch somebody's face because I feel like it's
the airlines problem, not mine, do you know what I mean?
Like they're the ones that made the seats so tight anyway,
they should deal with the blowback, not me who pay
for the seat. So West Jet, they're Canadian airline, they
announced customers would no longer be able to recline seats

(20:19):
in their airport on the plane unless they pay extra.
South they're reconfiguring their planes for a quote modern cabin
experience with new seating options.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
That means cheaper.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Yeah, they're cheaply getting the seats made.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, no doubt.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Say economy seats have a fixed reclined help passengers quote
preserve personal space, they say. I guess other airlines in
the same thing. Spirit Allegiant Frontier are similar things as well. Yeah,
so they'll have a premium cabin with twelve new seats
that have reclimbing seats. Large head rests of four way
adjustment capability, and they and more comfortable apparently as well.

(20:56):
And then the last rows will be the ones you
can't move the seat, okay, HOODI would you pay more
to recliment your seat?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
No, I don't.

Speaker 14 (21:04):
I've never required my seat ever, so like this to me,
I'm like, if it, if they make it cheaper for
those type of seats, I would pay it, because they're
not gonna do it anyway.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Rose, would you pay more?

Speaker 4 (21:16):
No, No, I would not. I would suck it up
and deal with it for my flight.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
That depends how long the fight is too.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, but if I'm taking a long half flight, I'm
gonna want like a whole you know, bed situation.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I'm saying, even like the fight to Mexico is three
and a half hours, I think I need a little
recline for that.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
That's a long, long, long time.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
We'll see if it takes off here more but interesting anyway,
Let me get to this next we your Friday too,
The things we obsess over that don't actually matter.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Give me less than three minutes. First, jingle Ball alum
Justin Bieber.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
And Daisies an intern John your Martin Show, A very
special day here on intern John your morning show. I
believe it was last week the challenge presented to our
very own Eric, producer of the show, in a master
of words, to write a scary synopsis for each person
on the show, or he will basically take somebody in
the show and write like the summary of what their

(22:14):
horror novel will be. Yeah, I'm happy to announce we'll
be doing that just after seven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I'm so excited. The words were you have? Okay?

Speaker 7 (22:23):
There is?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Did you use shatchy be tear? Now?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Okay, I got it right here? One for everybody, one
for everyone. Okay, how long you take? You don't have
titles though? For the stories?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Well you got time.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Well that's the one problem, so that that doesn't quite
make sense.

Speaker 15 (22:36):
So you got fifteen minutes. I think you can think
of some titles real quick. Yeah, well maybe one we
might be called g W. Parker, don't don't ruin a horse.
But you need titles. You need titles with the stories.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
You don't need titles with this story. Eric, the title,
what do you simple plan? Yes, you need titles. Story?
The title is Eric exactly. Okay, you got Eric, Yet
fifteen minutes.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Is a scary movie.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
That's for sure, exactly the scary You got fifteen minutes
to figure it out what.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Who I feel like from? It should not be hard
to come.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
Up with it.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Well, that's the that's the whole thing. Who who's writing
a story and goes title.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Nah, don't need that.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
All this explained why it's about. Okay, well that's that's
your boy. Just after seven o'clock, Rose has sent me
this The things people obsess over relationships that actually don't
matter in the long run. I was going through this
because I do think most of these are like the
quote unquote rules that were kind of taught growing up
or maybe portrayed the media, and then you goah that
really it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
It doesn't matter at all, doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Starting with if they are considerably older or younger than you.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, so uh.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
They say that is mainly a society thing where people
are like, oh, they're five years old than you, cougar
younger than you. Yeah, but they say, there's actually research
that shows that those relationships end up having higher levels
of commitments because the couples have more intent, tension of
communication about their needs and expectations, because they raise the gap. Yeah,
because you still care about each other, but there's the gap,

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so it's like.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
You have to be more open, Yeah, to make sure
you're on the same page.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah, I think that makes a perfect sense. Good if
they live far away from you.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
I know married couples who are in long distance relationships
with their spouse. We just wants to meet, Like I
personally could never but I know people who have done it,
and like, good for them.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, it'd be tough. It worked for that, I'm sure, Yeah,
I'd be that one's a little bit tougher. I think
that was hard. Also in this area long distances. You're
in rock Fille and they're in Arlington, and that, to
be fair, is like twenty minutes, you know, without traffic.
With traffic, could make an hour and a half. And
that's true. That's yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
They say long distance relationships can be rough, They can
be lonely, They can be expensive, They can be frustrating
on emotional and physical levels. They can also be worth it,
they say. Studies suggests stronger bonds and deeper emotional intimacy
can develop over time. I've also had friends who were
long and then when they moved in the scene area,
it didn't work. Out because that's when they can see
like each other's annoying habits.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
That's so true.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
So like you can kind.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Romanticize them and talk on the phone, but once they
leave their their beard hairs in the bathroom, it's like crazy.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
When quin I first started dating, we were long distance.
We were like two and a half hours apart from
each other. Three of the traffic was really bad. So
it can work.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
They don't have a college degree. I think that stigmatism
is gone away the last yeah, twenty years or something
like that. They say, a lack of formal education does
not mean someone lacks ambitions, smarts, or chances for career success.
On the flip side, having a degree does not mean
somebody smart. I know plenty of morons who have college degrees,

(25:44):
and it's just like, oh, you're an idiot. Some of
the dumbest people I know went to college like legitimately,
Like that's just like it is what it is, they say.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I think, like real estate broker, influence their plumber, ultrasound tech,
whatever it may be. All those jobs acquire hard work,
good brain, gets big bucks, yet none of them require
higher education. That's true, Yeah, that's fair, they say. If
it's something where they don't have ambition, and they say
at home all day, that's a different story. But you
don't think that's necessarily fair. Yep Uh, this is a

(26:15):
big one too if they're divorced, especially as you get
like older in the dating pool, saying that's not really
a big flag as maybe it once was. Yeah, they say, well,
previous marriage can leave one with serious emotional baggage. A
divorce does not mean there's something wrong with the person
who went through it. I think that's fair, yea, they say.
In fact, the experience may have left them with a

(26:35):
better perspective and what they want or don't want a partner,
or what works when it comes to negotiating the rough spots.
I also think too the folks got divorced, Like, good
for you for pulling the trigger.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
You know what I mean, Like like when when relationship.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
On the that's the flip side of like, well married,
so we just gotta be like this and be unhappy forever. Yeah,
that sounds horrible. That sounds like an absolute nightmare. I've
seen tiktoks to where it's women posting like their ex
husband and their current husband like best friends.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
I'm like, yeah, I think I think that's kind of
especially if there's kids involved.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I think that's important. That's very sitcom esque. If you
will okay, if they have kids, okay.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
I yeah, that's not that does not break or break
for unless you yourself do not ever want kids. That
not with I could understand that being an issue.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
They say the way a person acts with or talks
about their children can be a great indicative of how
they'll end up treating you, what type of parents they'll
be to your kids. Having kids is an automatic deal breaker.
I think that's fair. I think I said this before openly.
Uh for me, I just know it wouldn't work just
because of like dating with our Yeah I said before.
I say for everybody in the show, it's how if

(27:44):
you're a nurse, you're dating revolves around your schedule, Like
for us, like weekdays around of the question.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
It just like yeah and then and then so like.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Okay, so Friday night, well I'm gonna be exhausted tonight,
regardless of really Saturday is the own by day pretty
much because Sunday's also like a school night basically, so
like it doesn't leave much time where I'm like, I'm
not gonna ask you take time away from your kid.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Yeah, you could kind of rally on Friday sometimes, but
not super late.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
It's just it's difficult. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
The last one they say is they come from a
wildly different background.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Yeah, I don't. I think that could make an interesting relationship.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
They say, you're confident enough to shrug off their judgments.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
You may find relationships extra boarding, working through differences, or
result in greater understanding of each other and each other's culture.
I think that makes sense. Actually, a lot of is
one more if they have different interests? No, you must
like everything.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I like that at all the time.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
So weird. If they didn't have different interests as you,
What are you going to do everything together with your person.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
All the time?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
What they don't like dinosaurs? Whether they aren't impressed by
my Jurassic Park park that I've built and curated.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Not many people are going to be impressed by that.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
I'm that's true.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
I'm sorry to tell you that's true. I don't think.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I don't think that's working in your favor. I think
that shows that can manage a budget. I can't. I
can be nurturing.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
I think other things show that you can manage a
budget and be nurturing, not your dinosaurs drawn what hooey?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Wait no, I'm just excited for you. You want a
dressing parks, I know that.

Speaker 14 (29:11):
And also the new one comes out next week is
a dressing park game. Yeah, rebirth again, rebirth again, dude.
There's also have you seen the clips to that firefighter
game that's out? Is he a firefighter similator game? It
looks sick's gonna be busy next to it.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, it looks pretty sick. I see taking like, oh,
it'll be pretty.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Badass talking about I have no time to do anything
but video.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah, I know, because somebody figured out, like they got
in the mind of like men are all the same,
Like you want to be a police officer, you want
to be a firefighter, and now they're putting out games
where you can be that, and it looks sick. You
hang out in the firehouse all day and then you
get called you drive the truck?

Speaker 2 (29:46):
He put out fires?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Wait you what do you do in the firehouse?

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Vibe of the boys? Yeah, put some music on. Yeah,
he's kind of chilling. Then he get called the you
go fight the fires bro.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Sing a video game where you're literally hanging out with
other people.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, weuse you can't do other people? Yeah, or you
pay yourselves.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
I'm saying you're playing by yourself. And in the video game,
your character is hanging out with other firefighters.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Where else you can hang out rose the pub, you're
on call day, build a bond with Yeah, brothers and arms.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I just have questions. I wouldn't get it.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
I you know what, John, whatever makes you happy, not
gonna be yuck your yon saving saving families?

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, I guess that makes me happy. That's that makes
it weird. Whatever, So I'll be busy the next couple
of weeks.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
A lot going on.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Do I have your Friday Fun Facts coming by our
very own Eric has written spooky stories about every single
person on the show. We dive into his work next.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
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Speaker 3 (31:00):
It is Friday, I'd like to have fun. He's Friday
Fun Facts on intern Johnny Morning Show Japan has one
vending machine for every forty people.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Exciting. Oh that's wow, exciting.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Yeah, penicillin was first called mold juice.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
That's disgusting. I know it's made from mold, but I
don't need to be reminded of that.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Minnesota, baby, come on, old juice, and Minnesota named it
mold well the scientists from Minnesota.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yeah, the guy who discovered it sold it for like
ten dollars because he didn't have money. My mom like knows,
my mom, my grandma knew the guy that made her
or something like that.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
My mom will tell me later.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
But yeah, uh, the terminator script was sold for one dollar.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Look at that.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Yeah, if a deep enough hole happened to open up
in the ground and he fell into it, it would
take nineteen minutes to fall to the center of the earth.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
That is crazy.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
In your final Friday fun fact, the largest bowling alley
in the world is in Japan. Has one hundred and
sixteen lanes, one hundred and sixty this's gotta smell like feet, right,
There's no way that.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Doesn't so well, so I feel like it would probably
not smelling feet there when I find out go to
lunch break.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
There we go your Friday fun facts. Rose has the
three things and each to know common What you got
for us?

Speaker 4 (32:19):
We're talking about the Army ten miler that's supposed to
be this weekend. I'll give you information about it.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
And then a literary masterpiece. Eric has written horror stories
about each person on the show. He'll present to the class. First,
Leon Thomas M.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
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(33:07):
info Ymsradio dot com.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Let's do this.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
From the City that changes the world, Pierce Rose with
three things you need to know for.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Your Friday, Rose, What you got for us?

Speaker 4 (33:18):
So the Smithsonian Museum in the National Zoo could be
impacted by the ongoing government shutdown soon. They are going
to remain open through Saturday tomorrow. If the impass continues,
they will be shuttering their doors on Sunday and will
stay closed until there is a resolution.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
So just letting you know.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
If you had plans to go or field trips or whatever,
Saturday is the day.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
That is the last day.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
You could go all. Likewise, the Holocaust Museum plans to
close on the eighteenth, so the forty first annual Army
ten miler will be hauled this weekend. Nearly thirty thousand
people have registered to run in Sunday's race, which starts
and ends at the Pentagon Now. Race organizers issued a
warning earlier this week that the event could be canceled
because of the ongoing federal shutdown, but the Army Military

(34:04):
District of Washington announced yesterday that the race will be
held with a few modifications, so there will still be
street closures in the DC area. That begins early Sunday morning,
and the race is set to begin at eight am.
If you're playing on doing that and I love stories
like this, Superheroes traded saving cities to scrubs and windows
yesterday to bring some smile to young patients at Johns

(34:25):
Hopkins Children Center in Baltimore.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Pictures are adorable.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
I love them so the window washer, winder wind, what
is happening in my mouth? Window washers from sky cleaning
down the superhero costumes as a repelled down the building,
which is very cool, which they wave. They post for
pictures with the kids who are watching from their hospital rooms.
I just love that so much. There was Fatman, Mister Incredible,
spider Man, iron Man in the Hulk, just the greatest,

(34:51):
like what a good little like like a mood boost
for the day like that. That would make a kids
so happy.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
To see that.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
And I just want to high five all of those
superheroes to doing that. I'm those are the three things
you need to know for the day.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Thank you, Rose. You're welcome ericause you're bringing that fine
ass in here. Be so kind. That is wow.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Well he's bringing that ass Uh. We got your jingle
Ball tickets coming seven thirty five this morning, our DC
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Speaker 11 (35:18):
Eric.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Good morning, sir, morning.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
So Eric was challenged with writing a horror story synopsis
for each person on the show. Yeah, the rules were
no chat GPT and he had to try, which that's
our boy when one of the rules is you have
to try good to go. Now, how long did it
take you to write each story?

Speaker 2 (35:40):
A while? Like fifteenes?

Speaker 3 (35:43):
What's a while and minutes? Fifteen minutes for the whole
thing or per person per person? Okay, yeah, I tried.
Look at that wout. He's a good trier. What he
wants to when he tries, he's pretty good things.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Okay. How many stories do you have?

Speaker 6 (35:59):
What?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Two? Three, four?

Speaker 8 (36:00):
Four?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Okay, So I have a three D die of the show.
I'm gonna roll the diet lands on. That's the story.
Eric reads first, Now do you have titles for the stories?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah? I just wrote I just count with some times
will die? First?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Story is Rose popped up first? This is Rose is
horror story as told by Eric Death Parkway? Is that
the title? Yes, my God Radio.

Speaker 15 (36:24):
Rose has always had a calming voice to draw people
into her three Things report, But one morning, as Rose
was reading about the GW Parkway closures, a mysterious and
terrifying voice took over Rose, causing widespread panic throughout the
d m V. Rose need to figure out where this
dark and mysterious voice came from and why it took
over things, three things report. She needs to stop it

(36:47):
before it takes over all the news reports here in
the DMV.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
It could be a sixth thing report.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Six My allergies are making my voice sound crazy.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Maybe love it brother up death Parkway you go?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Oh it rolled on intern John? Okay, what is my story,
tyled Eric? Freaky frequency.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Nd onty that you did a couple of months.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
No, no, no, no, it's not. My horror story is
called freaky Frequency. I know I could have done it
some better. Okay, all right, here's my horror story.

Speaker 15 (37:30):
It turned John all of a sudden skyrocketed in popularity
across the country, and nobody explained why and how. John
knew this would happen. I knew this would happen. But
the listeners started to hear some strange sounds and ghostly
voices along with glitches along with the audio, and some
of John's listeners mysteriously started having some horrible accidents while

(37:50):
listening to his show.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
Eric.

Speaker 15 (37:53):
Now, that line between live broadcasts and nightmare started to
blur as John had to confront the dark forces that
are trying to hot Hi Hi Jack sorry his airwaves.
John must use his voice to fight them back and
keep ordering peace to the FN frequency once again.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
What was it called again? Freaky frequency? Yeah frequency, It.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Sounds a little freakier then.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Can we just focus that in Eric's nightmare scenario, I
in the show become popular.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, that's yeah. All this show just takes off skyrocketed. Okay,
you have two left.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Yeah, we'll do the next two after Alex Warren An
Intern Johnny Morny Show, and welcome.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Back to Eric's horror story corner an Intern Johnny Morning Show.
Great name it is. Indeed, Eric was that task with
writing horror stories about the show. So far, so good.
There's only two people left. That'd be Sauce who is
out six A Hoodie e several on the die because
that would probably take a long time. Eric, why don't
you do Hoodie's story next? Hoodie Storre? He is titled

(39:00):
what Haunted Studio? Well, kind of consider the source. Andrew
hood A.

Speaker 15 (39:10):
Ka Hoodie, I've always found comfort behind the mic and
behind the scenes of Intern john Your Morning Show. His
quick quit and awesome laid back talent made him the
favorite of the show.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Are You Flirting?

Speaker 15 (39:23):
When Hoodie was sitting in his student and all of
a sudden the lights went out and the screens turned off,
and a chill came down Hoodie's back.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
That's also every day in this building. Something doesn't work. Sorry, sorry,
you're hooey.

Speaker 15 (39:35):
Sitting in the dark, felt the hot breath on the
back of his neck, causing to turn around. Then through
the speaker is a very loud and very honymous voice. Voice, ominous,
ominous voice. Uh, play me, Hoodie came through the speakers.
Hoody couldn't believe there have been souls of old radio

(39:56):
jocks coming back to haunt Hoodie.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Or it could have been something scary. Wait, that is scary.

Speaker 15 (40:03):
You've a scarier Sorry whoa Tony must find out where
and why this voice was talking to him in his
studio before it spreads throughout the whole radio station.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
So the hot the hot breath was in his back,
but the sounds are coming through his front. Yes, let's
getting from both sides. Play double action.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Okay, did you write a small book or a scary
story for hoodies?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Isn't a little of both?

Speaker 9 (40:25):
Right?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Oh, Tony's was basically a flirt. That's what that was.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Sounds like you want to take Hoody on a date.
He's married, Sir.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
That's true. Your final one. Of course, the horror queen
can't be her say she's not feeling So your horror
story for Sauce is what Eric Arlington.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Horror, horror, horror, horror, horror, horror, Arlington God Eric annunciation,
Arlington horror.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Okay, thank you after years hot pause, I'm not the
only one that heard that, right, Okay, okay.

Speaker 15 (41:00):
After years of avoiding her hometown of Pasady to Maryland,
Shelby returns to help her in a strange radio host
friend intern John, who is found wandering the streets of
Arlington and Virginia with cryptive messages carved into his arms,
reading help me, Sauce.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
That's not a very cryptic character, help me.

Speaker 9 (41:18):
The little.

Speaker 15 (41:20):
Is that once you go into the streets of Pasadena,
you never come back normal.

Speaker 11 (41:25):
That.

Speaker 15 (41:25):
Sauce chalks it up to an old legend that she
used to used to hear back in the day, and
then she started receiving certain text messages from old childhood
boyfriends whose number was previously blocked by Sauce, whoa As
Sauce digs into this old legend, she finds out that
this legend might not just be a legend. After all,
but it could be the truth the Arlington horror.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Whoa is the past? I thought the horror was in Pasadena.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Arlington, Pasadena. You know it's fiction. It went out over
the place. Yeah, it can travel.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
It just happens.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
It can travel now and a half.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Yeah, it's it's.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
It's the readers, you know, what are they? Where they
want to go and how they want to get there?

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Do you want to be in Arlington?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Do you want to? That's that's the aeric logic. The
readers will figure it out. They'll get it.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Fine, it's the same.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
There you go, all right, power Friendship weekend. You let's
see what happens look at that. Although Eric said he
has enough for sure, we can do it because he
might have to go.

Speaker 8 (42:28):
All right.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Well, thank Eric, Thank you Eric for sharing your guest. Eric,
thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Intern Jenny Marsh show Somebody at Text at nine ninety
three three eight. Can I buy the rights to Eric's
horror stories to make a film? I don't think the
world is ready for that. I don't know if that's
quite in the journey. By the way, I'm not the
only one who heard the US title and thought that
can't be correct, So I'm glad for that as well.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Thanks for Eric the.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Pride of Montgomery County right there. What an absolute treat
that was. If you miss his horror stories, we'll put
the video up on the Instagram at YMS Radio. Got
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Speaker 2 (43:30):
You were there, Hoods, I was it. It was real nice.
Should you tell the because I know they're dug in parts. Yeah,
there's a new section called the Vault that's like behind
the bench right. Yeah, that looks cool. Capitol Arena, let's
see it. Please.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Everything at Celebrities Sauce is out, sick. Hoodie has the
entertainment apart what you got for us.

Speaker 14 (43:47):
So get ready because we have a new Barbenheimer on
our hands. It's Goober twenty twenty seven because of Minecraft
Movie two and the Simpsons Movie Too are both coming
out the same day, July twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Baby can't wait.

Speaker 14 (44:03):
Yeah, so they both come out July twenty third of
that year. The Simpsons Movie two got announced. I think
it was like last week I got announced. A Minecraft
movie we all know wildly came out this year, which
seems like forever ago. Made over nine hundred and fifty
million dollars at the box office, just a shy shy,
a shy shy amount away from a bill.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
There you go, There you go.

Speaker 14 (44:26):
But the Simpsons movie, it's been pretty much be almost
twenty years since the since the actual first movie came out.
When the second one comes out, but they're now calling
that weekend simpcraft for Simpsons in Minecraft, and.

Speaker 8 (44:39):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 14 (44:41):
A Minecraft Movie director Jared Hess who also did Napoleon Dynamite,
Nacho Leebra, he's coming back for the sequel. No word
on Jack if Jack Black and Jason Moore coming back,
but probably makes sense.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I did realize this.

Speaker 14 (44:53):
This is actually a good Barbenheimer for the whole family
because you can drop off your kids to go see
a Minecraft movie and you can go appreciate Simpsons. Oh yeah,
the theater down the road because they don't know what
the symp It's okay. But speaking of kids movies, a
live action Tangled movie is officially moving forward with Scarlett
Scarlette Johansson attached. We've had a lot of live action
versions of Disney's animated movies Lelo and Stitch killed it

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at the box office this year, but it turns out
twenty ten's Tangled will have Scarlette Johansson potentially playing Mother
Gothel aka the villain of the movie.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I'm fine with that.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
I thought you were gonna say she was gonna be repuzzled.
I was like, I just don't see it.

Speaker 14 (45:31):
Yeah, no word on if Mandy Moore or Zachary Levi
are gonna make cameos or something.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I would assume so makes sense.

Speaker 14 (45:38):
Get ready just to buy all the is this Pascal
I think it was the Chamelion. Yes, buy all the
Pascal toys when it comes out. And it looks like
Michael Gracie, who directed The Greatest Showman, will be directed
the movie.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
So partly a lot of cool dance numbers.

Speaker 14 (45:52):
Yeah, and then if you want to get a free
movie ticket this week in Almo Draft House. Just have
your name b Jeff Jeff, because that joke is finally
paying off for you almost ten years later, because Channing
Tatum posted on social media yesterday for his new movie
roof Man, which comes out this weekend, that he is

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finally paying forward for the joke that's ruined anyone named
Jeff since twenty fourteen.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
You get a free ticket.

Speaker 14 (46:20):
All you gotta do at Alamo Draft House near you
is to show them your ID. It can be Jeff
with a J, with a G, a gr brother, whatever,
how you spelled Jeff all Jeff's a lot Jeffreeze, you.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Can come to Yeah, hey, if you got the whole name.

Speaker 14 (46:35):
Oddly enough, Channing Tatum's new movie, he does play a
character called Jeff as well, so you can't really escape
the Jeff's.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Stigma if he doesn't take money. But Jeff in the
movie yet a little disappointed?

Speaker 14 (46:47):
Yeah, I mean we also have a cool black poster
in the studio right here. Kirsten Dunns, Lakeith Stanfield, and
Peter dink Wid are also in that movie. So it's
the one where he breaks into a toys r us Hell. Yeah,
so we'll get some nostalgia if anything. It's an This
weekend on TV on top of Roofman, you can watch
tron Aris and Theaters with Jared leto.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Nine inch Nails to the soundtrack. It's pretty good.

Speaker 14 (47:08):
The Chair Company is a new show on HBO Max.
Tim Robinson stars in it. It's from the creator, It's
from him and his team. That did I Think You
Should Leave? On Netflix? The Substance is finally on streaming
services on HBO Max. The Demi Moore Margaret quality movie
from last year. And The Commanders are our Home against
the Bears Monday and the Ravens play Home against the
Rams on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Thanks Huts.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
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Speaker 2 (48:03):
Three three eighth to text.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Good luck your calls after jingle Ball Alum toev Low
on intern Johnny Morning Show, we want to get you
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Little Secrets. What's your secret? What's your confession? Eight seven
seven nine for six eight one to call nine ninety
three three eight to text. We can change your name,

(48:26):
we can change your voice. Nobody's can know it's you.
Let's go fake name. Ella, Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 8 (48:32):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I hope, I'm I'm confused. But your secret involves your parents?
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (48:39):
H uh? Yeah? So my secret is that my parents
are hooking up with each other.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Okay, and why is a secret? I guess obviously you're here.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
You know.

Speaker 8 (48:55):
Yeah, so my parents have been divorce for five years.
Oh okay, yeah, So it's just it's it's just such
a funny that I have my mom's location on on
on her phone.

Speaker 9 (49:13):
So I can see where she's at.

Speaker 13 (49:15):
And I see her when she's like saying that she's
just going out to run errands.

Speaker 8 (49:21):
Or at night or something. She's at my dad's house, like.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
They run around like teenagers.

Speaker 8 (49:29):
Yeah, so I think it's just it's it's really funny
that she's acting when anytime I.

Speaker 13 (49:34):
Ask them about anything, they're just like, oh, yeah, you know,
we don't They're just acting like.

Speaker 8 (49:40):
They don't talk to each other as much anymore. And
then but.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
They are, Yeah, they're just be adults. Okay, can I
put you a whole one second?

Speaker 10 (49:50):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Ay, your current leader, let's hear yours. What's your confession?
What's your secret? Eight seven seven, nine four six s
eight one to call, nine nine three three eight to text.
We can change your name, we can change your voice.
The best one going to our DC jingle Ball presented
by Capital One. It is intern John in your morning
show John's Little Secrets. What's your secret? What's your confession?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Eight seven seven, nine five four six eight one to call,
nine nine three three eight to text. We can change
your name. We can change your voice like fake name Claire.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Good morning, Good morning? Oh girl. Your confession involves work.
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (50:31):
I've been reading my co worker for the past.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Month, Okay, and so first of all, I don't give
way too much what field are you in?

Speaker 9 (50:41):
Education?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Okay? And so you're a teacher, is that correct?

Speaker 8 (50:44):
We're both teachers.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Okay, middle school, high school, grade school's middle school okay.
And so how long have you guys been co workers for?

Speaker 8 (50:54):
Well, we've been coworkers for like two years now, and
to be honest with you, I've had a crush on
him since day one. But just like I mean, he
was getting someone when we first started working together.

Speaker 13 (51:04):
And then I was dating someone when they broke up,
and their timing just never really lined up. But we
have now lined up and I've been dating for the
past month, and I'm just I wish you.

Speaker 9 (51:14):
To tell everybody because I like it so much.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
So is part of the like draw right now that
you can't live it and seeing nobody at work knows?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Is that kind of like a fun little.

Speaker 9 (51:25):
I mean, it's fun, but like I said, I definitely liked.

Speaker 13 (51:28):
Him before, you know, like some day one, so it's amazing.
I've heard of it though. It is a little fun.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Okay. Can I put you in hold one second?

Speaker 7 (51:35):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Let me go Abby, good morning, Good morning, your confashioned girl,
lay on us.

Speaker 10 (51:43):
Okay, So I'm only twenty one. My boyfriend is twenty two.
We've been dating for two years, but like almost three years.
My parents know that we're engaged, but what they don't
know is that we're actually already married.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Look at that. Okay, and so been married for how long?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (52:02):
Since August? We did it on his family.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Damn. Okay, his.

Speaker 10 (52:12):
Family doesn't know either. We took a day to ourselves,
like just want did it?

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Snuck away? I love that?

Speaker 3 (52:20):
And so is the plan then to just like let
things settle and then tell our friends and family or
as a plan to like have a CEREMI donline.

Speaker 10 (52:28):
Yeah, I think we're just gonna have a ceremony down
the line and just just never different. I mean, maybe
we'll tell him after the fact.

Speaker 8 (52:35):
They were already because they.

Speaker 10 (52:37):
Did know they were like engaged, but like they don't
know that, like we're actually already married.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Will say, I think, because yeah, my sister got married,
like she eloped and then the reason my dad found
out was because she had a picture frame with her
actual wedding date on it, and it never made sense damn.
And it was like like yeah, ten years later but still.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
It was like what do you mean, well, Abby, is
there a reason why we haven't told people or is
it one of those things whereas the spur of the
moment thing on the trip, like you might as well
do it now?

Speaker 10 (53:11):
Was that even spur of the moment, I think like
we even like planned it before we went kind of
okay and we just didn't want to tell anybody, like
we we still it was like actually like we still.
We didn't have like a ceremony, but it was still
like on the beach and like we just kind of
die there.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
It was like literally just us, I'm just I feel
proud know that I know before your family does.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
It's the only.

Speaker 10 (53:36):
Person I will say. The only person that does know
is his sister.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Okay, and as long as you guys are happy, that's
all matters. Abby.

Speaker 10 (53:45):
She she was like she was fine that that she
didn't tell anybody, and she because she accidentally found out,
she was like where are you guys going?

Speaker 7 (53:52):
Because she was trying to do stuff with.

Speaker 10 (53:54):
Us, like we were like we can't. Yeah, we were
like we can't hang with you to we're busy.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Okay, all right, Abby, one second, you're in the running now,
jem here let me go, uh fake name Megan, good morning.
I'm doing Wow, you're a secret involves ex husband?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
What's going on? Girl?

Speaker 16 (54:15):
So he had cheated on me multiple times?

Speaker 11 (54:18):
Like I just whatever?

Speaker 16 (54:20):
And so now his new wife is cheating on him. Oh,
she took the kids to the gas station one day
and met the dude, and my kids called her.

Speaker 8 (54:30):
Oh and how do you because they called me.

Speaker 16 (54:33):
To call meet them?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Oh god, okay.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
And so does your ex husband know he's getting his
karma or is he gonna find out?

Speaker 7 (54:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Wow?

Speaker 16 (54:42):
We were kids are plotting against it because they thought
he told them different stuff about me, saying I was cheating.
Hell no, and they found out the truth from his
mom and everybody.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Else his mom's near side. That's a good sign.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
So crazy that they would talk like he would tell
your kids that like that. That's just information they don't
need to know.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
But so the woman that he's with now, fake dam Megan,
is that did he cheat on you with this Trollope?

Speaker 11 (55:08):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
They do say how you find him.

Speaker 11 (55:12):
As with married his brother wolf?

Speaker 7 (55:17):
What?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Okay? There's a lot of process there, can I guess?
And and and the offense done?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Doc?

Speaker 8 (55:24):
They married?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Dang close? All right, Fake d Megan? One second on
the running were on judge. You can vote for your
favorite text nine ninety three three eight let me go
fake names, Savannah, good morning. Hey, I'm too well, give
me your secret friend.

Speaker 7 (55:41):
I have to choose my words very carefully.

Speaker 8 (55:43):
Yes, yes, uh uh, and I have a kid in
the car. Okay.

Speaker 7 (55:51):
After four and a half years of no time, I
was on Vaca and I was in Florida and this
person came over and was like talking to us and stuff.
And he walked over to my friend while talking to

(56:12):
me and gave me a phonemember and I was like, well,
who do you want to talk to and he was like, well,
you're in the pool.

Speaker 11 (56:20):
I'm giving it.

Speaker 8 (56:21):
To her for you.

Speaker 7 (56:21):
And I was like, okay. So we found an empty
room in the.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Hotel m H and wrestled.

Speaker 9 (56:32):
Yeah okay.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Now, and the reason that this is a problem is
because we have a boyfriend. Yes, was boyfriend with us
on the trip or now?

Speaker 11 (56:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Okay in the race that you said, four and a
half years of no a fun time just because things
been busy, things have been off.

Speaker 7 (56:50):
A little bit of everything. I mean, we have a busy,
a very a very busy home life. Sure, but you know,
on top of that, it's like, you know, he's older
and you know, and I was like, you need to
go get this fix, like there's no embarrassment here like
X because it's starting to affect to me.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Well, I was going to say, far and a half
years is a long time, especially if like you're actively trying.
Eventually it's like you stop trying. And then I don't
know that.

Speaker 11 (57:21):
I stopped trying like two years ago, like I'm.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Whatever, Yeah, no, I understand that.

Speaker 7 (57:27):
And I kind of and I kind of told him,
which I don't think he thought I was serious.

Speaker 11 (57:33):
I kind of told him.

Speaker 7 (57:34):
I was like, I'm just gonna go do whatever I want.
I'm like, you don't care enough to fix it, then
this is what the deal is, okay.

Speaker 11 (57:42):
And I mean, I really don't think he thought.

Speaker 12 (57:45):
I was sure.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Now you know the truth.

Speaker 16 (57:48):
I told the truth.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Quick on a scale of one to ten. Thinking of Savannah,
how was it.

Speaker 8 (57:56):
Good enough? We're still talking?

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Okay? All right, Oh you're still talking to a person.
Go see them again.

Speaker 11 (58:05):
She might come here.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Okay, all right, we don't judge. Hold on fake Kames, Savannah,
You're in the running. Vote for your favorite nine ninety
three to three to text, I will say, four and
a half years is a long time. I went to
win sixteen years and that was crazy. Yeah my brain. Yeah,
so but yeah, that's okay. Vote for your favorite text

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nine ninety three three eight. The best one goes to
our DC jingle Ball presented by Capital One.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Real quick too. So Sauce is out today. She wasn't
feeling well. I will say, I think this industry versus
other industries, we're pretty good on. If you don't feel good,
please don't come in, because there's nothing worse than the
illness traveling the radio station. Because we all share a
microphone and these things are not cleaned.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
They're not clean. No.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
A new survey showed eighty six percent people say they
feel concerned about their own health when a coworker comes
invisibly sick.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Yes, I think that's fair.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Forty two percent admit they think less of a coworker
if they know only should up sick. That to me,
I'm a bit selfish in that sense too, because like, yeah,
a lot going on. It's like, yeah, being especially if
it's a cold, I'll die in this hill. I'd rather
have the flu than a cold. A cold's an inconvenience
that's not enough to like fully knock you out. I'd
rather have the flu so I can't do anything Like

(59:22):
a cold is just like a splinter, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
I can't personally, I would rather because I have children,
so I don't want to bring a flu home to
them and be out for it. Like that's just I'd
rather deal with the inconvenience. I think.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Also, I would say this, Uh I said this before
on a Fox TV No big deal. It depends on
how good an employee you are. If you are bad
at your job, any coming sick, I'm gonna hate you more,
do you know what I mean. I'll give it somebody
like I'll use Hoodie as an example of like a
good employee if it's hoodie, like kid's got a good
work ethic.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
But if it was like we like go home hoody.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Like, but there's that one employee that you know is
going to complain about it and like I'm so sick.
It's like, hey, you can't do your job well when
you're healthy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Yeah, why are you here?

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Please go?

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
Please?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Please? We don't we don't want to do that. They say.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Forty two percent of the relationship with the coworker be
negatively affected if they got them sick as well. Now,
there was a time where Eric had walking pneumonia.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
He yes, what so hard factual, It is the truth,
it is true, and he got Hoodie sick.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Eric did have walking pneumonia, and then he gave Hoody
like full blown pneumonia.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Yes, gave Hoody laying down the pneumonia, which is not great.
So yeah, but like, where's the lie. That's an actual Yeah,
if I got that kind.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
I'd be pissed. Yeah, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
So, I think if you don't feel well, don't couldn't Sauce.
Sauce wasn't feeling well like all week basically, which kind
of like like the weekend. Yeah, so he texted this
morning and she's like I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
I guess fine.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
I'd rather you be healthy than miserable, especially because this
morning the fire alarm is going off for like forty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
And uh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
I called the fire department next to the station, like hey,
are we gonna die? And they're like, hey, yeah called, Yeah,
I called nine one one. I'm like, well, this is
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
And now on one point me in hold.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
They did, but they also checked in their luck. Yeah,
it's just.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Well that Eric's like, they're testing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
It'd be nice to know that, Eric, because there's I
said this earlier. If we ever die in a fire,
I want you to know this. And then, boy, my heart,
we went peacefully not knowing it was a fire. We
assumed it was a test. We're probably telling jokes, having
a good time, and that's how it happened.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
So it is what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
The votes coming in, by the way, Uh, it's clearing
a way, Abby, who is secretly married? You win the
jingle Ball tickets? Okay, perfect, there go one second.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
We got your info.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Got more jingle Ball tickets coming eight forty. Let me
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It's like, in my head envision the big moments and
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Alex Warren plays the biggest song not only of this year,
but probably the biggest song in the last five years,
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Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
He'll be there. Oh yeah, along with Conan Gray, Jelly
Rowl A j R.

Speaker 12 (01:02:19):
And more.

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Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
It's going fallston Lily, good morning, Good morning. What are
your plans for the weekend?

Speaker 16 (01:02:32):
Not too much.

Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
We're going to the barbecue bash in Hartford County tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Oh that sounds amazing. What's your your go to barbecue?
You ribs girl? You a sausage girl?

Speaker 7 (01:02:41):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Uh wings? What do we do?

Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
Probably? Wings?

Speaker 11 (01:02:45):
Oh? Hell? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Well Lily, good news. We'll see you. Jingle ball.

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Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Right now your headline of the day. Yes, men, then let.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Me start with that because of course, of course, is
a dude man hospitalized after eating six point six pounds
of gummies in three days?

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Are you okay, sir?

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Why are you eating so many gummies?

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
And so his name is Nathan. He's a truck driver.
I guess he likes the you know there's like Coca
Cola gummies or like the boles of coke.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Now, they are fantastic. I'll be honest, they're very good.
They're good. I don't know if fucking stomach six pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Six and half pounds at that point, dow seven pounds.
You was, come on, bruh, even number some real food.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Yeah, so so it's over ten thousand calories worth of
gummy bears.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
That is so many and hard belief.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
He started experiencing physical symptoms shortly after you said.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
This was within like three days.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Yeah, over the course three days, I bet he felt bad.
Day one, he goes, I can't imagine why I feel bad.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
They probably need to drink some water.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Probably what is I was probably in sleep well last night.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Yeah, he was taking the emergency room with severe abdominal pain, sweating,
high blood pressure, and cold sweat. Usually Initially I thought
he was suffering from food poisoning. For the test reveal
the high levels of gelatine is digestive.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Tract, Yeah, would be bad.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
So basically it's a issues like inflammation of the colon.
So yeah, large consuming large amounts of gelatin can cause
the risk of a slower movement down there if you will.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Oh, that poor guy was stopped up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
I will bet you cash. He after the third day,
either his mom, his sister, his girlfriend, a female in
his life said go to the hospital, dummy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
If you don't go to the hospital, I'm gonna find
you guaranteed.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Guaranteed. So how men of may have this long? It's
a good question. It's a miracle. There you go, your
headline of the day, Interns, Johnny Morning Show, most training
song right now, Sombers. On Fridays, we Catch Cheaters, War
of the Roses coming plus brand new Teddy Swims. Hang on,
Hope you having a fantastic Friday. Thank you for hanging
as always. Interns, you down in your morning show. Sauce

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out six day, hopefully back on Monday. Roses right there.
Hello to Eric and Hoodie here as well. Highlights the
today's show so far.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
We did John's Little Secrets and it makes you realize
how normal your life is. Like I imagine hiding this
from your family.

Speaker 10 (01:05:23):
I'm always putting on. My boyfriend is twenty two. We've
been dating for two years, but like almost three years.
My parents know that we're engaged, but what they don't.

Speaker 9 (01:05:31):
Know is that we're actually already married.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Look at that got married on a family trip, just
didn't tell the family and speaking at trips, we had
this secret.

Speaker 7 (01:05:40):
After four and a half years of no point.

Speaker 9 (01:05:47):
I was on vacation.

Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
This person came over and was like talking to us
some stuff, and so we found.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
M h and wrestled.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Yeah, as you do anything in misk at the podcast
just search intern John your morning show wherever you get
your podcasts. Rose has us the three things you needed
out come on What you got for us?

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
The Army ten miler is this weekend, and I have
some information for you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Let's got War of the Roses.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
But we loved Teddy Swims, an alum of jingle Ball
gave e Be a tattoo thus last year, but also
just a generally good human being.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Yeah, fantastic, dude. What I love your thoughts over text
nine nine three three eight. Let's do this from the
city that changes the world.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Here's Rose with three things you need to.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Know for your Friday. Rose, what you got for us?

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
So the Smithsonian Museum and the National Zoo could be
impacted by the ongoing government shutdown. We've known this, but
they are going to remain open through tomorrow Saturday. If
the impast continues, they will be shut down starting on
Sunday and stay clothes until there's a resolution. Likewise, the
Holocaust Museum Memorial Museum plants close on the eighteenth. Hopefully,

(01:06:57):
hopefully we can come to some sort of a g
and the government can reopen. Now, the forty first annual
Army ten Miler is going to be held this weekend.
Nearly thirty thousand people of registered to run Sunday's race,
which starts and ends at the Pentagon No. Race organizers
issued a warning earlier this week that the event could
be canceled because of the federal shutdown, but the Army

(01:07:18):
Military District of Washington announced yesterday that the race will
be held with only a few modifications. So there will
be street closures in the DC area beginning early Sunday morning.
That race is set to begin at eight am. To
keep that in mind if you were going to be
driving in the area. And I love this story. I
saw this. It made me so happy. Superheroes traded saving
cities for scrubbing windows Johns Hopkins Children's Center in Baltimore

(01:07:43):
to bring smiles to dozens of patients. I love it
so winter washer window washers from skyclean Ink. They put
on their superhero costume. They were held down the building
and waived a post for pictures with kids in their
hospital rooms, which I think is just the coolest. First
of all, for playing out of the building is sounds terrifying,
but they were dressed as Batman, Mister Incredible, Spider Man,

(01:08:06):
Iron Man, the Hulk that stopped at every floor.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
They shared high.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Fives through the glass, they were lifting spirits. It was
just like, it's just the coolest and what a special
moment for those kids to see their.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Favorite super shows. My gosh outside their window. I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
I'm Rose. Those are the three things you need to
know for the day.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Thank you, Rose, You're WelCom Also gotta thing, Big Poppy
Tacos coming in today. They're in Hagar'stown, Frederick in Rockville, Blessing.
New location coming November to Alexandria. Their tacos are fantastic.
I had two and then I went in the studio
for a second, came back and they're all gone, vanished,
the vultures, vultures and they gone. They make them from

(01:08:45):
scratch every day. You can get them on socials at
Big Poppies Tacos, but they are absolutely fantastic. Catching cheeters
wore the roses in just under three minutes. Furst DC
jingle Ball alum Justin Bieber. He turns you on your
morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
More of the Roses on a turn shot in your
morning show, Natalie, let me recap this. So you and
Alex have been dating for about four months. Everything's been fine.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
However, last night, you guys were hanging out at his place.
He stepped in to use the restroom real quick. While
he was in there, you got an air drop request
from him that appeared to be a screenshot of a
Tender profile, and then just as soon as you saw
the preview it went away. He came out of the
bathroom acting like you saw a ghost. What I am

(01:09:35):
guessing is happening is he meant to take that photo
and text it to somebody, but because you were closest
to him, your air drop popped up. They went to
you an accident. That's a fous a betting man, that's it.
Let me ask you this though, how did you guys meet?
Did you meet on Tender by chance or agon? Nap
and John?

Speaker 8 (01:09:52):
No, we didn't meet, you know.

Speaker 17 (01:09:56):
It was actually just one of those things where like
I was like kind of out of how do I
say this? Okay, So I'm kind of out of like
those contacts like on the apps one night, and I
was obviously the scrolling, but I just got to get
out of the house. I went around the corner to
like this little bar that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Yeah, I think arras that we met.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
All okay, So then to see the question then when
you met, did he have dating apps in general?

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Or like if this is yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Assume he did.

Speaker 17 (01:10:33):
I mean, like everybody in our age range usually does
have dating apps. It's just that we didn't really lead
into the discussion of dating apps. We didn't even really
get into like, oh, are we still like using the
apps or like what apps are you using? Like I know,
like I know he genuinely does have an app.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
All right, well, let's we'll try to get him on
and see where he sends the flowers shop and then
we'll we'll go from there.

Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
Okay, Hello, I'm calling for Alex.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
Hi.

Speaker 12 (01:11:14):
My name is Maggie.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
I'm calling you from a new local flower shop and
we're trying out to new marketing where we're offering people
a free bouquet of roses, just hoping that you come
back to us in the future totally free.

Speaker 12 (01:11:24):
Don't need credit card and bo or anything.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
So kuya just get a name of who you want
to send those two so we can get them out
hopefully today.

Speaker 11 (01:11:31):
No, that's all right, I didn't I didn't sign up
for anything. It's just you guys have the wrong number.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
No, you didn't sign up for anything, that's correct. We
just got a list from Google of local numbers in
the zip code, and so we're just trying out new
marketing with your demographic, our demographic, you know, young adult,
hopefully that people will come back to us just instead
of using Instagram ads, so you can actually see the
product in person for free. You won't do anything, any
work or anything. Uh, just Instagram ads people scroll through.

(01:11:59):
So we're like, okay, free you know, thing of flowers
a week that would say it was actually probably more.

Speaker 12 (01:12:04):
Money than the Instagram ads honestly.

Speaker 10 (01:12:08):
And I know.

Speaker 12 (01:12:11):
We're called Wymous Flowers.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Were new.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
We're in the downtown area. Okay, Uh, it's it is
totly free. We're just gonna make a little profile for
you in case you do end up coming back, so
we can just become, you know, kind of like your
extended family for special events in your life, celebrate with
you if you will.

Speaker 12 (01:12:30):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:12:31):
Uh, and who do you want to send the roses too.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
Sorry, I didn't tell you that they are a bouquet
of a dozen red roses.

Speaker 11 (01:12:41):
Mm hmm. And I guess said it's anybody.

Speaker 12 (01:12:45):
I want you want?

Speaker 11 (01:12:47):
All right, let's do Natalie please?

Speaker 7 (01:12:50):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Cool?

Speaker 12 (01:12:50):
And then what is she to you?

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
Your girlfriend, wife's sister, she's my girl? Okay, sick uh?
And then what do you want the car to say?
It's just your typical little flower card.

Speaker 11 (01:13:04):
Gotsch your flower card? All right, you can put down there.
I know exactly what this is.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
I know exactly what this is. And what does that
mean that this is that roses show?

Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
Right?

Speaker 11 (01:13:17):
And when you got catch people cheating or something? I
listened to your show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
All right, Alex? Okay? So Alex, yeah, my name is
intern John at Sauce and Rose. That is your girlfriend, Natalie. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
So let me ask you this, Alex, why do you
think we're doing war the roses?

Speaker 16 (01:13:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (01:13:42):
Probably because she's on the line or something and she's
calling you guys about I understand, I.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Understand that part of the equation. But why do you
think specifically Natalie wants to do war the roses on you?

Speaker 11 (01:13:55):
I'm not sure she's got to tell me what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Okay, Natalie, would you like to offer up?

Speaker 17 (01:14:01):
Yeah, So I'm just going to cut right to the
chase here. When we were hanging out last night, you know,
when you went into the bathroom. I don't think you're
completely understanding why I'm doing this because I'm starting to
think that I'm well.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
All this kind to the chase.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
So basically, basically, Natalie, you sent her a screenshot of Tender,
So that's kind of like, while we're here, are you
on Tender?

Speaker 11 (01:14:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Okay, okay, are you what do you? What do you see?

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Your relationship to Natalie ads because she makes it seem
like she's committed to you and only you.

Speaker 11 (01:14:40):
I mean I'm committed to her too.

Speaker 18 (01:14:42):
I mean, I'll see the issue with me being on
Tender has anything to do with that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
How can you be on Tender and still be committed
to Natalie And.

Speaker 18 (01:14:53):
I'm just browsing it's looking it's not anything going on
behind it. It's like difference between being one book or Instagram.

Speaker 11 (01:15:01):
You know what I'm saying, Like you can one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Is a one is a dating site and one is not.
So that there's that.

Speaker 18 (01:15:09):
Well again, but it goes back to to to what
I'm saying, like nothing's happening.

Speaker 11 (01:15:13):
It's like me walking into a store and I'm grabbing
her drink. I haven't drunk yet and I haven't left.

Speaker 18 (01:15:18):
I'm not stealing it, It's just I'm just holding it
in my hand kind of like that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Like, Okay, that logic. No, I understand that logic.

Speaker 7 (01:15:27):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
However, in this case no, So wait, so let me
ask you, Alex, so what is Natalie to you?

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
What do you see her as?

Speaker 11 (01:15:37):
She's my you know, she she's my thing, like she
she's the main thing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
She's my girl, girl friend or she's your girl.

Speaker 18 (01:15:47):
No, well we we haven't even had that talk as
far as getting serious yet, but we're we're dealing with
each other like everything.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Is how many people are you dealing with?

Speaker 18 (01:15:59):
But to see that's the thing. I'm not dealing with
anybody else.

Speaker 11 (01:16:02):
Like her, Like we're.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Oh god, so obviously like you're on tender, you're swiping
right on people. You're not just swiping leftist to see
like you're trying to match people.

Speaker 18 (01:16:14):
No, I'm actually just looking to see, you know what,
what looks good.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
But you can't you can't look without swiping it's impossible.

Speaker 18 (01:16:25):
Yeah again, I can swipe, but I don't have to engame.

Speaker 12 (01:16:28):
My god, the relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
I am choking on the go say that. Okay, you guys.

Speaker 16 (01:16:35):
One of the roses is cretaped and possibly edited to
broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.

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Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
We want to see you next Sunday, October nineteenth, noon
to two Lone Oak Farm Brewing our first ever intern
John in Your Morning Shows, Claws and Pause Doggie Halloween
Costume contest. There's cash by the way, baby, five hundred
dollars the first place dog, two fifty for second place dog,
one hundred dollars for the third place dog.

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Bring your doggy, put your dog in.

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The costume. Has some drinks. Next Sunday, noon to two
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Entertainment of Port coming next. Hang on, I want to
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Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Everything.

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Celebrity sauces out not feeling well. Hoodie has the entertainment
of port what you got for us?

Speaker 14 (01:18:04):
So Warner Brothers just announced that Minecraft two is officially happening,
which makes sense. The movie made over nine hundred and
fifty million dollars this year alone, which is wild because
that movie came out this year and it feels like
it came out forever.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Agoes.

Speaker 14 (01:18:19):
But the interesting thing with this is that we now
have a new Barbenheimer on our hands. In twenty twenty seven,
nine comes out because July twenty third is also when
the Simpsons movie two comes out, so officials are now
calling it Simpcraft Weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Okay, I can't wait.

Speaker 14 (01:18:35):
Take that out you will absolutely, which is cool. I
mean Barbara Hibbert did Buku Money. I think we had
saw Patrol I think was last year as well, So
it works for people to go see movies. A Minecraft movie.
The director Jared Hess who also did Napoleon Dynamite and
Nacho Lebre we'll be back for the movie. They haven't
confirmed if Jack Black and Jason Momoa will, but I'm

(01:18:56):
pretty sure they will.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Oh yeah, that was easy money for no doubt.

Speaker 14 (01:19:00):
Speaking of live action movies, a live action Tangled is
moving forward. Scarlett Johansson is attached to the movie so far,
Mandy Moore no comment yet. We're waiting on that one,
but twenty tenh is Tangled will be the next live
action adaptation following Leelo and Stitch and Duty the Beast,
which we talked about earlier. Michael Gracie, who was the

(01:19:21):
director of the Greatest Showman, is set to direct the movie.
So it's gonna be really cool because Greatest Showman's really good.
That's a good Plaine movie, and Scarlett Johansson is reportedly
close to signing a deal to be Mother Gothfel so
the mom oh damn killin that'd be cool. Tangle did
make six hundred million dollars globally back in twenty ten,
and I assume it'll be making even more because that's

(01:19:42):
like Moore's favorite modern Disney movie, and I think it's
a lot of people's favorite modern Disney movie. And then
this weekend, this is really cool. At Almo draft House,
you can see Rufman for free if you are named
Jess okay exactly, and it's because of that joke you
can see it. Charny Tatum took the social media yesterday

(01:20:03):
saying he's partnering with Alamo draft Houses, which there's a
bunch in the DMV saying you can see the movie
free because that joke has ruined anyone named Jeff since
twenty fourteen. Yeah, all you have to do really is
bring an ID to the movie theater. You can be
Jeff with a j or goof however you want to
spell your Jeff name off joff. Yeah, you can get

(01:20:24):
into the movie for free. I think it's really cool
and inentually enough. His character in roof Man is also
named Jeff.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Look at that. You can't escape that Joe cap.

Speaker 14 (01:20:35):
Tonight on TV or this weekend you can watch also
tron Aris and theaters. Jared Leto's in that Nine Inch
Nails did the soundtrack. The Chair Company is on HBO Max.
It's Tim Robinson's new show from I Think You Should Leave.
The Substance finally comes to streaming on HBO Max, which
was really good. As you check that out. Then the
Commanders play Monday at Home against the Bears and the
Ravens are actually home against the Rams on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Thanks Hud, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
If you need someone to listen to, our podcast is
out talking about my weekend in Mexico. You can listen
to why Miss Radio dot com. Let me get to
this next for your Friday. The amount of packages we
lose every single.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Year to porch pirates. Give me just under three minutes
burs the most training song based on your votes nine
ninety three to three. Over texts Leon Thomas and Mutt
on Intern John your Morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
This is Crazy. It's Intern John in your Morning show.

Speaker 9 (01:21:24):
Rose.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Have you been a victim of porch pirates?

Speaker 9 (01:21:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Actually, yes, I have anything good stolen or anything like
it was.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
No, it wasn't anything like crazy. It wasn't like Christmas
presents or anything. It was like stupid little things that
I needed around the house.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
So According to your research, Americans loss and estimated fifteen
point seven billion dollars of porch pirates last year, which
is from two hundred and forty one million stolen packages.
They say the average loss itself isn't huge. It's sixty
five bucks per package, eighty five percent under a hundred dollars.
But like, it's still inconvenient, it's still annoying, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Still it's a it sucks like it sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Most commonly, sele packages are from Amazon as seventy two percent,
followed by ups to thirty one percent, FedEx of thirty
and then USPS at twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
According to this, New York, Hawaii, and Wisconsin have the
most porch pirates. Not great.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
I did one send sauce for her birthday a Ravens
jacket by sending it to like the wrong address and
the person kept it, which is the oddest thing, Like
which is oddest.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
Is a child man?

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
And also she was in Atlanta, so it was like
even more odd If you've been porch pirate?

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Did?

Speaker 13 (01:22:37):
Can you?

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
That's the official word? He text me, Yeah, yes, nine
ninety three three eight. It's intern John the Morning Show.
Gotta say huge, thank you, big Poppy Taco's coming in today.
They're in Hagar'stown, Frederick, Rockville. New location comes November and Alexandria.
They are massive, they are delicious. I had two, and
then the test is always how long will they survive?

(01:22:58):
The vulture test. That is a people in the building
who come by and take food, not long. So that's
the official like the vulture approval of Big Poppies Tacos.
Get them on Instagram at Big Poppy Soaco's anything you
missed them today? If you miss secrets, like imagine doing this.

Speaker 7 (01:23:14):
I'm always twenty one.

Speaker 10 (01:23:15):
My boyfriend's twenty two. We've been dating for two years,
but like almost three years. My parents know that we're engaged.
But what they don't know is that we're actually already married.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Look at the got married on the family trip with family.
Didn't tell them, My goodness. Get the podcasts, just search
Internsjohn your Morning show wherever you gets your podcasts.

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