That Time Intern John Used His Nephew As A Wingman

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a show the Perfect Family. I tried telling him board
we're not, but he that he's a pretty.

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Administ favorite effort.

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Well, his favorite movie is he loves Fast and the Furious,
so he's big Vin Diesel guy, and he says we're
a familiar. I think it means family in Fast and
Furious language. So intern John is mine. That's sauce right there, Rose.
He got to Erica Hoodie savera nine ninety three three
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chance is a million dollars seven thirty five. Sauce, how's
your last twenty four hours?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It was great. I had to go get waxed, and
I would rather, I think, be like a snail farmer,
you know, like the mucus that they use in all
those those beauty products. Now I think I'd rather do
that than ever. Yeah, I'd rather have to like extract
nail mucus. However they do that, which I could have
googled that before. I said that loud. But then ever

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have to do that. Being a chick is hard, it is,
but the girl does it. She's very nice. I really
like her. I go to Miss Annie's. I think it's
called Miss Anny's Flaxing, but they have like two locations,
which is fine. But I also after that, I called
my this has to do with the story. I was
leaving because it's right near where my grandma lives, and
I was like, oh, I should call my aunt. My
Grandma's the other doing. I haven't talked to them in

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a minute, and I had not told my my family,
my aunt, my nana, who I talk to you all
the time about my my surgery, my my girl. I
was gonna say my girls, my bood job and tell
them violence they're like they they were. They called me out,
which is fine, But my my nana wanted to let
you know that she does call her underwear panties. That's

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that's the quote.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I know.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
She has no she's like, yeah, they're panties, and I
could have honestly gone to the grave and I had
to know that without that.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
You know, the thing is, you could have kept that
information to you.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Ye. She asked me to tell.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
You if you missed that yesterday. So yesterday we spent
it by half an hour because Eric had texted me
on Wednesday about what workout panties I use, and I said,
please never call them that again.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'm glad I know your grandma and trace her panties.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
My whole point of these two things is that I
had a really traumatizing hour yesterday, so I took the
rest of day to recover.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I think that's fair.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I literally get in the car and then I'm like wait.
I was like, I'm right, your nanas, let me call yeah,
And then it's like no, She's like, oh, you're so
much like me getting a boot job. She didn't get
a boob job, but she's like, you know all about
that life sure. But then she's like and by the way,
and I'm like, by the way, what, yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I mean, I think good for her.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
So that's all that's new for me. I'm glad that
I can share that story. Though absolutely could have done without.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Rose. How was your last twenty hours?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
It was really good.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
It was pretty much a chill day because we're going
to Clint's parents later today because he stalls family in town.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
So yesterday was our pizza.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Day, the nice day we had and honestly fantastic.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
It was a great move.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
I'm so glad we keep extra pizza in our house
because that was That was a day where I was like, yes,
I don't want to cook. I don't want to think
about cooking. And Charlie was actually like, can.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
We have pizza tonight? I'm like, yes, girl, of course.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
So that was pretty much my day.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
I started watching Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on Hulu.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I'm so far behind.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
I'm in season one, so while the girls were napping,
I put that on in the background while I was
getting stuff done, and it's just a hot mess of
a show that I just am.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Hell yah, I'm excited after this today. Uh, Flying Saint
Louis give me my nephew for the first time. Very exciting,
very exciting. He's uh, my brother keeps send me photos.
The kid is only like four days old, but he
is just like a tank dude. This kid.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Do you have any have you figured out the scats yet?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Like, no, because that's not really that's not that's how
much he wast No, but my brother sent me this
photo and holding on his first hockey stick I sent
to you guys. I'm like, he's officially a member of the family.
Just hang out.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, he's hanging out.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
He's sleeping, he's sleeping holding his stick. He's just But
how big he is, dude, he's gonna be a goon gooner.
That's a big baby.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Adorable.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, yeah, he's just he's a stud. So very excited.
My suitcase is packed with like onesies and then like
diaper crap for you, well to match you onesies. I
got the one that says I only cry when when
other people hold me. I'm really hoping it's crazy on Tilian,
I really mean, you're so mean to her'd be mean
if it was me If I held the kid. He

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starts crying when I was wearing that.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Just uh, the way you are, I know.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
So I'm very excited. I have no idea where kid is.
I'm assuming he's home. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh, he looks like he's.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Like he appears to be home.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
My brother is homes not necessarily a hospital background.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, my brother said his house right now, so he's
he's probably there. Yes, that's exciting. So it's cool. See
my parents be grandparents. My mom is already like your
dad's going to be bankrupt. I'm fully aware.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
About them becoming grandparents.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Is your brother now their favorite child because he produced
the first grandchild?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, I think I'm so far ahead that like, this
kid is gonna have to reinvent electricity to like really
you know, that's how big of a leap he has
to make because I'm so far ahead Tommy as far
as you're like some disease, yeah, something like that.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
He has to do that as well.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah them, Yeah, like event like bluetooth charging, do I
mean you can charge? Not being near something like that
where it's like, oh, this is a game changer. Yeah,
I've not seen game changing actions yet in his five days.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
But you know what, well yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well, like that's relatively easy continue whatever. But what I've
done and created this show is much more.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Are you saying that Tommy's son has to do all
this stuff?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Because I'm just specifically talking.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
About Tommy becoming these things and your brother because he
made your parents grandparents.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I'm just saying that I've got so much racked up
because I've accomplished so many things that this kid has
to be impressive enough to where, oh surpassed. It's certainly
game of a boost. And if I was a regular person,
Tommy probably be the first. But because I've done so
many great things and made them so proud. Yeah, yeah,
of course I'm saying that now. I'll let you know

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in about six hours if I still feel the same way.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I feel like you're gonna have like you're gonna be
so rough around his finger, A little little babies.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, so cute. I think I'm the first one to
hold them, too, whiould be excited. So that's pretty exciting
those two. Well yeah, besides his parents. Yeah yeah, I
think I would assume they've waited if they held him first.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Well, yeah, you guys are his parents, but I'm a
clo uncle.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh that's that's sweet.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, so that's the plan today.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Take a lot of pictures.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Oh yeah, dude, I'm milking this kid. Pause what No,
I'm not for sure. Like on the dating apps getting
the new hinge pecks, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Please do not put a baby on your hinge?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Are you seriously like that right? There could be like
a very attractive one.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
To make it very very no doubt.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, like uncle dear, But I think that would be
a huge like look at him with a child.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Sure, subconsciously, I feel like you'd be better off with
just like a picture of a puppy.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, maybe touch it, like, I don't know if you
could do the baby.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
And as women, we're saying, not a good idea, but
if you think it's a good idea, you go for it.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Okay. I think I know women better than you two do,
so really I really think, yeah, I'm not trying to
explain to you as a man, but I really think
that I know women.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Literally just asked me about bikini wax I didn't ask about.
I was like, yeah, I got He's like, you asked
you a question. I was like, oh, yeah, that's that
is true.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I didn't ask you about the randomly asked me. I
brought up. Yes. All I asked was, oh.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
But that is that is not a question that you
asked so much.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's it's fine.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, I mean it's fair, it's factual.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
He just wants to know.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Because, first of all, because Shelby sorry by saying I
got my so like I because she phrased it that way.
I think what I said.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Okay, I was trying to be a shock jock. I
don't know anyway.

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What what what?

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What do you for the news?

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Speaker 2 (11:05):
Thank you, Ros, You're welcome. Speaking of babies, this is
wild out of the UK. We do the headline on
the day around like eight forty. This is certainly contender.
Father of the year fakes DNA test to avoid paying
one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars in child support.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
This is in England. So modern country, you know, modern technology.
A UK woman managed to prove that the father of
her child colluded with a DNA test lab employee, oh
tokay his paternity test and avoid paying over one hundred
and twenty five K and child support. Crazy, so awful.
According to reports, her partner broke up with third just
three days after giving birth to their son in twenty

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twenty two.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
That's so horrible.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
As if that wasn't bad enough, the man's name is,
Sheldon b started denying he was Louis father asked for
a paternity test at the time of their breakup. He
stood to save one hundred and twenty five k if
DNA can came back negative, but his axe wasn't worried
because she always knew who the father of her child was.

Speaker 8 (12:05):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Imagine her shock though, when she got back to the
praternity test and it came back negative. Yeah, that would
be quite a shock.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
That's horrible.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
If you knew there was no chance he didn't sleep
with anybody else like you knew and negative. Yeah, so
in the eyes of the court, DNA test was one
hundred percent. Yeah, you couldn't do anything about it. The
thirty one year old didn't give up, though. Instead she
managed to persuade her ex's mother to provide a sample
of her DNA to another laboratory, which showed the baby

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was her grandson and thus linked to Sheldon.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
As to the baby as well gave her DNA that
that guy sucks.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
So apparently the man had asked his aunt, who knew
somebody at a DNA lab to help him avoid responsibility.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Jail all yah, yeah, everybody involve jail. That's horrible.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
So the person the lab ad met to swamping the
DNA with his own to skew the test results. They
say he admitted to his guilt, but there's no proof
he'd received compensation for his help. I would say this,
I would hope obviously bad. But if he did it
for free, you're an idiot, you Like, why would you.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Like why you're just gonna ruin some woman's life who
just gave birth to a new baby. It doesn't sound
like she had any other kids, so very new for her,
and now she's just left alone and this guy doesn't
want to pay or help her.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
And you're uin the kid's life too.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah, and you're.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Ruining the kid like that sucks, Like leaving someone vulnerable
like that after you, like you contributed to making that
life happen.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
You suck. Yeah, So it's kind of crazy. I'm trying
to think if I if somebody came to my mom
and said, hey, like the mom must know where her
son's a pos. Yeah, you gotta be like, my mom
wouldn't give DNA and like because she would know, Like
I wouldn't do that, you know what I mean? So
like if you if you, as a mother did that
you must go. There's a good chance my pos son

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lied about being this kid's dad, So I'm gonna give DNA.
And I would want to know if his aunt on
his mind side or his dad's side. Yeah, more messed
up was like the mom's sister is the one that
like helped him collude.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
I would just start stealing the trash. Everybody said, no, well,
it's crazy how much I would. I would doing crimes
because or trash is.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Yeah, that's like a free for all all of them
in like steal her coffee cup after they toss it.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah, I would do the same.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
So both accomplices played guilty conspiracy commit fraud received sentences
of fifty weeks and thirty three weeks in jail. So
it should be longer, yeah, I think so, they say
the actual day LAB two is like they're not having
a good time right now.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
It should be longer. Like that woman the Bigges born
twenty twenty two, it's twenty twenty five, three years at least.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Just kind of a bar. You'd hope that, like, like
what a loser. I would hope that if this guy
gets on a dating app and like women search his
name and due due diligence. This story pops up and
they go, Okay, no matter how he is like, I won't,
he's not going to change for me.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
No.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
If he won't take care of his own child, he
ain't taking care of.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
And he's literally going through that many things just to
make it knowing that he's like no quote unute, not
the kid's dad. No, no, no, no, that guy sucks.

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So, if you've been to a sporting event, you probably
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they also have a segment where they do this as well,
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And I'm sorry if you live on a rock and
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the most random accounts on this point, because everybody's sharing it.
A cult Play show, Matthew says. Wednesday night, there was
a couple that showed up on the JumboTron and they
were like swaying together. They were grinding on each other,
this man and woman basically, and right when they got
on the JumboTron, the man ducked and then the woman
turned and hit her face. So Chris Martin of course noticed.
He said, oh, look at those two. Either they're having

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an affair, they're just very shy unquote, which like anyone
that's on stage would have said the same thing, because
they made it just so obvious and so you would
think it's pretty planned. It was not. They were They
were having a fair because the internet did what it
does and they found out who this person is. The
guy is Andy Byron. He is the CEO of an
astronomer astronomer and then the woman that is the Chief

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People Officer Christian Cabot, so she is HR so not
his wife, and his wife has taken his last name
off all of her socials. I feel bad for the
spouse is involved, but yeah, they were, they work together
and they're cheating.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
So and the best is the other person in the
video apparently is the HR.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Lady who like the friend's face.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah no, no, the woman is the woman is she's
she's high on the chart. Yeah no she I think
she also works with HR.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, I don't know, but.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
She's like to see it. And then there was this
big apology last night that went viral. That's not him,
he did not write that. It quoted cold Play as well.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
That was so weird.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
It was so weird. So I love this. I love this.
Yesterday this was like my my super Bowl, my lore.
If you also two members of Fleetwood, Max Stevie Next
and Lindsay Buckingham. It looks like they're getting back together.
I don't know about like relationship wise, but they did
have one of the Messi's breakups.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Ever.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
They like the song silver Springs is written well. While
she was driving through Silver Spring, but it's written about
him cheating on her, and then when they perform it,
it's just like the amount of hate you feel when
you watch it.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
It's it's incredible. Really is that the word go your
own way about her, which is like it's kind.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Of like when she's performing alive and just staring at him,
it's just so hot and like, yes girl, it's just
to feel it.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
They would write breakup songs each other while selling the band,
and then they would have to sing it. It's kind
of like the ultimate, like all.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Right, that's basically our first TikTok, Like it's our first Instagram,
like where we could actually see things like happening that
we want to see. Anyway, my whole point is that
they posted yes So Stevie next posted yesterday, I'll meet
you there on her Instagram and then he posted, uh sorry,
I literally just lost my place, and then she posted
in and if you go forward, and then he posted

(18:24):
I'll meet you there. So put him together because it's
from their album Frozen Love, which came out in nineteen
seventy five. The fiftieth anniversary of that album is August
eighth of this year. So they're going to re release it.
We don't know what this all means, but it was
really fun to see. Sure, I shared it last night,
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Speaker 2 (19:17):
Are access to them. Definitely, I kick your ass.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
And I said I would kick his, so uh, anyway,
I feel like there's something to watch this weekend. We
got the WNBA All Star Game on ABC, Big Brothers
on CBS, The Real Housewives of Atlanta's on Bravo, Dexter
Resurrection is on Showtime, and then Shark.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
We kicks off Sunday night. Thanks, let's go. I started
to on Netflix Amy Bradley is Missing. Which is this
woman from Virginia who twenty years ago went on a
cruise ship with their family and just vanished here. It's
I haven't gotten I think it's a fairly public story
because there's been like a boarding of people seen her
since then. It's only webisode is three episodes.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
It's I watched a.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Lot of documentaries about her and listen to a lot
of podcasts about her.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Creepy.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
They have so many different theories about what could happen.
And then there's all there's a literally a picture I
think where somebody saw her. It's the same tattoo.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, which is It's a very Netflix. If you need
someone to listen to you on your thoughts shower podcasts
out talking about meeting my nephew this weekend, you can
listen why miss radio dot com. It's a weird sentence
to say, I gotta get you to meet Yeah. Yeah.
If you're in Taiwan, the government has started to ask
their citizens to stop renaming themselves salmon. Well so a

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sushi promotion in Taiwan led to hundreds of people legally
changing their name to salmon no way, not only to
discover some people legally can't change their name back.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
In March twenty twenty one, this Japanese sushi chain offered
free meals to anyone whose name could tame the Chinese
word for salmon okay. The promotion sparked what the media
dubbed a salmon chaos, when at least three hundred and
thirty two people rushed to government offices to modify the
legal name to include salmon. That's that's one of those
things where probably not worth it.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
I went to college with a guy whose last name
was salmon okay. Well, but that was like his god
given name, Tellswan.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
The situation revealed unexpected consequence of Taiwan's twenty fifteen Name Act,
which allows citizens three lifetime name changes, which is kind
of finding. Probably, hey, listen, that's a fair time. I
can't figured it out yet, so much.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Like you're giving us more work because you can't figure
it out.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
So one university student had used his file name change
to be Zang Salmon Dream. He didn't realize he'd be
able to change God, mister salmon Dream.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Hell yeah, dude, to change your name legally. That is
so much work. I wouldn't never get It's a lot
of work.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah. So government officials criticized the tray and calling it
a waste of time for them. The public reaction was
almost large and negative.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Oh yeah, I mean I wouldn't. Was it unlimited free food?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Forever?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yes? Oh where as long as the places in business?

Speaker 3 (21:57):
But what if it closed down next year? Stuff with
that name Sam?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
You help something else? Does it like that?

Speaker 3 (22:03):
That's not worth But imagine.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
This guy in a first date. It's like, hey, listen,
we're going some players like a hookup. Do you know
the owner? I'm Salmon, I'm of the Salmon. So there
you go. If you want free food, your name is Salmon,
just get on there?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Imagine that's how you jail because you want well yeah,
buzz If I want to go on Salmon bro, I
want to say, listen, I'm not that committed to the bed.
But fake id. Speaking of first dates, if dudes want
to have the best first date, the guy to do
these things give me. It is open line Friday on

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hit this to help the fellows. According to a dating expert,
these are the things that deeply desirable men do on
a first date. I didn't agree with all these. I'm
deeply desirable, but we have to agree with it too. Yes,

(23:03):
but money about you guys, Yeah, I'm saying you can't
call yourself deeply desirable. You guys hate the fact that
I am, but I am clearly Yeah, yeah, I'm a
I'm a smart, respectable man.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Okay, because I'm like that makes them undesirable.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Absolutely, Yes, they're not too touchy feely, yes, yeah, okay,
they say all though it's find a touch in a friendly, warm,
natural way. Deeply desirable men make sure they untouch women,
even casually right away unless it's connection, chemistry and consent.
Keep your hands yourself. Absolutely makes sense. I think that's fair.
They avoid being cheap.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Oh yeah, I'm if it's like if because you know,
you've we've all probably been on a date like when
we were younger, at least where people you could tell
were just cheap naturally. Yeah, so I mean maybe just
if you are trying to like pinch money, like you know,
be a penny pincher, just maybe not make it obvious.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I think that's one of those things where if you're
on a day with somebody and they're cheap as hell,
you feel like you're a burden and awkward, and it's like, hey,
it was this was your idea though, because I even.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Went on a date. I think it was when I
first moved to Atlanta and he kept talking about the
menu prices and I had just moved there, so I well,
I looked at the menu, but he had picked the restaurant,
and I was like, okay, well, well that's I just
getting like nothing.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
That's why it's dumb, because if you're picking the date,
you can go to Ruth Chris and expect to pay
three hundred dollars or whatever, or you can go to
out Back and still have a great meal and it's
going be much more affordable.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Well, they're are like free date. I guess too. They do,
so I don't know it. It's always just really uncomfy.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
It's like, my brother, you you picked it, well, I
had not asked to come here. Yeah. They also say
too desirable men don't look frugal on the first date
cash strapped to your point, saw us and can get
creative playing your date in the way it doesn't quite
spend a lot of money. Yeah, hiking, and you could.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Do something cute or be like, oh, do you want
to go for like a walk in the park and
get ice cream?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Normal.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I feel like in this area too, like go to
the museums. Yeah, like there something, they're free, you know. Okay,
this is the one I was a little bit different about.
They aren't uptight about splitting the bill. Okay, so they say,
deeply desirable men respect and appreciate the fact she's financially independent.
If she wants to split the bill, they will treat
hers equal and let her pay.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I guess think it depends on the woman though, too,
because I've seen people in those groups, you know, that
get mad that men won't let them split the bill
because they're like, oh, do they think that I don't
want to be equal? Which that's fine if that's how
you think. I if you ask me on a date, you're paying.
If I ask you on a date, I'm paying, which
I have asked mental dates and I have paid.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
So yeah, that's why I guess if I asked.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
But the first I'm talking about, like the first like
date a few days yea.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, no doubt. If I ask Annie Kendrick on a date,
I would pay because I'm trying to woo her yea. Yeah,
I mean it's it's not I don't see her as
an equal. It's like I'm trying to court you and
like you, I'm trying to impress you. Yeah. I mean,
it's not like I see myself as better. Quite the contrary,
You're better than I am. Yes, So I'm trying to like, Yeah,

(26:01):
I'm trying to like pull out all the stops till
I get on your good grace.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Yeah, I mean, I can't imagine getting mad at somebody
for offering to pay for dinner like that.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
I know I shall not commute.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Of course, I had a screenshot and send it to
my best friend and be like, this is weird, right,
Why are you like they want to take care of you?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, I appreciate somebody like offering.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
I always, you know, the fake grab for the purse
time I will pay.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, but I don't think I ever even like to
Like the only times I've ever like girlfriends pay for
food was birthday, my birthday though, it's just not Yeah,
but it's never been like I'm better than you. It's
like I'm lucky you're here.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I have like after like a first date or so,
if we are still having not on a first dye,
but like a second or third or something, if we're
still having fun, I'm like, oh, after dinner, I'll be like, oh,
let's go get another drink and I'll buy.

Speaker 9 (26:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I think that's that's I was just gonna say that.
If I got a game, it's like, oh I got
I'll get the beers. Yeah, I think that's Yeah, that
to me is right. Yeah, it's like when you got
with your friends, Like eventually I do feel like it
all equals out. It does, and if it doesn't, whether
it's a friend ship, money thing, or then it's probably
different story. Yes, they don't brag.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, that also is just especially if it's a first date.
It's so awkward when someone's bragging because that's like your
first impression of them. Yeah, and it's like, okay, is
this is this how you are just all the time.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
I don't need to do this deal with this.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I do think that it's like the epidemic in this
area for dudes and for women is like feeling need
to name drop and like pop dot even.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Think it's just this area. I mean, I douse in Atlanta.
It was pretty common too, because there's so much entertainment
stuff there that people are just like, oh dude, I'm like,
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, that's the entertainment one is the one that is
the biggest turn off.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yeah, I'm like, I literally do not care.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
I don't think that's the flex you think it is. No, not.
They say trying the impressor and be obnoxious is not
something deeply desirable men do, because.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Then it's like an ego thing and you're like, am
I going to be competing with this man just to
feel like secure the rest of my life?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah? Yeah. They say, don't brag about how much money
you make, how much you bench.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
If you've bragged me about how much money do about
a bench you, Yeah, it's so stupid, like, oh, I'll
build this rustaurant for right now, and then.

Speaker 10 (28:08):
Oh Eric, I actually did squat one a girl one
time on her first date. It was kind of like
a first date and she you know, this is swell Eric,
So I put her on my shoulders, a squatter her
in the bar and.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Then there was an actual first date or you met
her at the Barroom'm picking up same thing it is
than Eric nailed it led its I can translate.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Eric.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
I was like, kind of its kind of a first date.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Did you see her again?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
That's all right? Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 3 (28:36):
That there they speak respectfully. I mean that that will
make you desirable if you're respectful.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Wow, yes, gosh, and they say deeply, is there a man?
They show the unswear and curse every sentence.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yes, that would be nice.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I think that's your a lot.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
I don't mind if you curse like a little bit,
but if you're saying it all the time, like okay,
like every other word, and like I cannot bring you
around my grandmother.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, yeah, that's like.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
What I think. At first, I'm like, oh, Nana's gonna
hate you. Never mind you say has tattoos, She's gonna
hate that.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Nana disapproves.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
I had my ex boyfriend I dated for almost four
years covers tattoos until the very end because I was like,
she cannot see that.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Wow, Like long sleeves or makeup.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Like, no, I've made him wear long sleeves. And then
finally the Christmas before I broke out with him, she
found out he at tattoo. She's like that hurt. Feel
like it's gonna look really bad a few years. You're
getting older, Nana, Nana, Nana does not like tattoos.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
No, no, no, no. The last thing, dudes, you want
to good first state. They're confident and composed.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yes, even I know that first dates are very uh
like stressy. You know, everybody gets in their head a
little bit, but you got this.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, they're saying, regardless how exciting may be, underneath, they
had the opportunity deeply desirable. Man, make sure you play
cool on the outside. Being too enthusiastic may send the
wrong signal and send it running for the hills.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah. I can also freeyeh. It can definitely free people out.
Because one like, the last first day I went on,
the guy was so free. He freaked me out. So
he was just so like like he was just so
like smiling really big, and it was a fake smiling.
Kept being like yeah, like it was just weird. He's like,
I'm just like so happy you're doing this. I'm so happy.
It was just weird. The whole thing was weird, like.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
He was too excited to be there with you.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
I felt like he was just more so like fangirling,
because then he started asking me about the job and
stuff and who like the favorite my favorite celebrity that
I've interviewed is, and stuff like that. I don't want
I don't want to do talk about this.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yes, wait a fair host.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
No, but he talked about something that we had talked
about on air that morning and I don't know what
it was because it was forever ago. But I was
so weird. I was like, no, I'm never going to
see you again.

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waste gases to their skin.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Oh okayse they're just constantly farting.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yea. Spiders part cool about that the more you know.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
So you're telling me every time my brother would let
one rip and he blamed it on a spider that
would actually track.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah, those are the Tennessee barking spiders. Yeah, you rarely
see them, but you hear them every now and then. Yes, gross, absolutely, uh.
Male swallow tail butterflies have eyes on their wienies so
they can position themselves correctly.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Stop it right now, if we had that right, ladies,
come on now, I.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Literally hate you. I actually hate out loud. It's not
I did not even know that, but you did though
what they called swallow tail Ye brother, you name that.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I don't know. They look like butterflies.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
You just said that it was a butterfly.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
But I google that they look like and it looks
like a normal butterfly.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
I don't care to look for it on this check. Yeah, John,
it is John.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Just ruined the computer velociraptors. We're actually about the size
of a turkey.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
No. No, Also turkeys are scary though, so why would
there be a veloc of coaster named after.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
That's fair. When somebody's body body odor smells nice according
to you, they have complimentary genetics to you.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Oh that's cool. I like that.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Sauce and squirrels have something in common. They're effectively immune
to fall damage. Their termoral velocity is not enough because
of their size to kill them.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Wait what, I don't so confused?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
What you can't die because you're so tiny you fell
from a high, high area, you wouldn't die probably, thank you.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
I yes, like you would be less into it than
if he fell from the same sick.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
They say, this is how crazy. It is the only
way to kill a squirrel by drop, and it would
be basically dropped that from such a high height. It's
starves before it reaches the ground.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
It's starved.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Well, obviously you're not going to do that, but that's how.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Like it probably freeze from the atmosphere. How far you'd
have to be off.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
That's why I say, like for you going skydivings like
me jumping off a chair. You know what, I mean,
it's like, that's that kind of vibe. I guess, so
skydiving it's take her two days hit the ground.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
It would know, John, I feel like you got that wrong.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
The skydiving would be sauce jumping off a chair because she's.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
A short one.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, well, you know what what if I jump off
the this thing a desk? It is no, no, it's
like something else.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
It's not great, but whatever whatever.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
It is our table that we said at I guess
I could jump off this and then you jump off
the chair.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Well, the cool thing about this table is number one,
it's not sturdy. And number two. When the company had
the chance to buy tables that were stained resistant, they
said no, Yeah, I said, we want, we want, we
want a white tabletop that absorbs as many stains as possible.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
I'm not gonna lie because we have the same one
when I lived in Atlanta and I had I've sit
there every morning and once my lip gloss got on
it and it just never came out.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Ever, Jackson Pollock.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
And it wasn't even like like a stain anyway.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
What else?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
What else we got anymore? Any more? Eyeballs on on parts?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
What's so awkward today?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I have not a sleeping wall. Okay, I have not left.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Yeah, your last one Grandma, your grandma Pani?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Would you say the grand I.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Only shared the panties story because my grandma asked me to.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
So there did she ask me to tell all of
the I'll text her later.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
She is a socialite for the DMV and she's in
in the Green Book.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
For this.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Final fun fact, a group of gold retrieverses called the
Happy Oh That's cute Adorable Rose has the three things
you need to know for your friendly Come what you
got for us.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Marilyn is making some pretty big changes with their historic
tag policy.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I want to shout out Brody, Elana and Kenzie listening
the Carthur step mom, thank you guys for listening and
let me go in Forrest Hill Ashley, good morning, good morning.
So you call this a couple of months ago because
you got pregnant girl and we have an update.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Ye, yes, we do.

Speaker 9 (35:39):
Learn on Sunday at our gender reveal that we're having
a boy.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Do we have any name ideas? Well?

Speaker 11 (35:48):
We do, but are there any names that ex boyfriends
that y'all want me to plat void?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Umm, that'd be a Rose question.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Not in the list.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
No, yeah, I don't want to say it on air.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
I was gonna chob this.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
I will gladly tell Eric to tell you yea offline.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Well, Ashley, congratulations. When do we do.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
November?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Very exciting. Okay, I'm gonna put you in a whole
one second, get you a coffee.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
One second. It is open line Friday. Anything you want,
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Speaker 7 (36:31):
Peers Rose with three things you need.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
To know Eree Friday, Rose, Di you got for us.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
So thousands of Maryland drivers will soon need to replace
their historic vehicle tags following a significant policy change. So previously,
Vegle vehicles needed to be at least twenty years old
to qualify for historic car tag. As of July first,
vehicles must be model year nineteen ninety nine or older
to qualify for those historic car tags, and that change

(36:56):
effects approximately seventy two thousand vehicles of all current historic
tag holders in the state. So if this policy change
affects you, it does not mean you have to change
your tag immediately. What they're saying is if you have
a historic tag and are no longer eligible, you can
keep your current tag until they expire, and then at
that point you need to get a standard registration and

(37:16):
safety inspection if there's not one already on file. So
just want to let you know that DC will be
implementing a juvenile curfew zone in the U Street corridor
this weekend, so the police Department will implement an eight
pm youth curfew in that area tonight, Tomorrow and Sunday.
The borders of the zone stretch east and west east
to west from Seventh Street and Georgia Avenue to fifteenth

(37:37):
Street northwest, so the northern edge will be along V Street. Basically,
they're saying anyone seventeen years or and younger is prohibited
from gathering in groups of nine or more unless people
are participating in sanctioned activities.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
And Metro is.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Celebrating the completion of its new Bladensburg bus garage. So
the new facility replaced three older buildings and reflects Metro's
emphasis on sustainability and efficiency. It sounds really it's cool,
So it includes solar panels, a rainwater harvesting system, more
than two dozen maintenance bas and enhanced security and lighting.
So that new facility is going to begin operating on Sunday.
I'm Rozo's are the three things you need to know

(38:12):
for the day.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Thank you, Rose, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
So later today, after the show, I'm going to Saint
Louis to meet my nephew. My brother decide to have
a baby. We'll see if the kid's cool. Kim was
born on Monday. Jack Thomas, big kid, Terry, here's a
tank Ye Sarry holding hockey six. Were onto a good start,
but I had said early in the show it was like, oh,
I'll get so many photos because then that's a good

(38:35):
thing to have on like dating apps. Clarifying that it's
not my child. But it's like, wow, I could picture
myself one day with him. Look how great he is
with the baby. Babies love me, Yeah, children small almost
love me. Five calls says it all is a dude
having a baby on a dating app? Is that a
positive thing? Eight seven seven, nine nine five four six

(38:58):
s eight one to call nine nine three three attext,
especially if he clarifies it's not his You know what
I'm saying it's not.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
I just don't know how you're gonna clarify, like, or
you're gonna have a little caps on the picture like
this is my baby, because that would also make me extra.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
Like, m.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
This could be us. I'll be like, look how cool
this kid is with the fourth of my dna. Imagine
how cool kid would be with half my dna? Think
about that? Sure, sure, think about that for a second.
So saus you've been on the apps before you saw
dealing with a baby that he clarified wasn't his? Would
you be like, that's kind of adorable?

Speaker 3 (39:32):
No, I would prefer to not.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
I also think because first of all, I think that
you're putting that there on purpose. Is you're like, look,
look I'm like a cool uncle, love my nieces and nephews. Uh, which,
like I would love to like know that about you. Sure,
but the baby you're baiting people. You're baiting women that
want families, and I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Okay, but point of But.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Then I'm also just like, I just don't want a
guy holding a baby on their dating apps.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Point of reference? Isn't the whole thing of dating app
the peak ho yourself and debate somebody into being interested
in you.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Yes, but you're also asking somebody who has who's pre
jaded from dating? Sure with guys who have had that
on the profile, and I'm like, I don't think that's
who you.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Are, because there's been studies that like having photos of
like a pet ability pets.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Absolutely, and if even if you're a plant daddy, sure, but.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Plants.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
I said sure. I just said, sure, your baby's one plant,
but not your baby's nephew. If I had a kid,
if I had a kid, if rose, if I was
using roses kids to like try to get people with like,
she would be like, absolutely not, that's.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
Not your blood though, okay, but here if it issue
with the baby on the profile, John is you have
to clarify that it is not your baby. And that
is just kind of icky to me. Like if I
I've never been on the dating apps, but if I
had ever been on one and I saw a guy
holding a picture, like a picture of him holding a baby,
I would be like, is it his baby? Or I

(41:03):
would question it automatically if there was something clarifying this
isn't my baby, I'd be like, so, why are you
even putting this.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
On your profile?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Because I'm proud of my my nephew's shirt, then we
shouldn't be a match.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Then you should wear a shirt that says I'm the
fun uncle and the baby doesn't need to be in it.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
But the baby I think gets the awe factors. Yeah,
but it's adorable.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
I mean, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
I would rather see a guy with multiple dog pictures
and him with a baby, because then I'm like questioning.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I mean, if it's like a really really good picture, sure,
well it's going to be I mean absolutely absolutely, But
then also I just I don't. I don't know, I don't,
I don't, I just don't. I don't love it. Whenever
I have seen it, when I did have dating apps,
I just didn't like it. And that's just me. So
even when it was clarifying, they're like, not my kid,
I'm like.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Okay, I do want to know, are you going to
ask permission to use your nephew on the dating apps
because that is kind of critical.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Well, I mean they're not gonna find out if they do,
why you're on dating apps.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Fine, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
If I was your sister in law, I would be
like absolutely not you're not using my kid as now
I gifts.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
I mean, you know what I.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Get. Let me go Terry, good morning, Hey.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Good morning girl.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
John.

Speaker 9 (42:22):
I'm actually on your side.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
But I do think you.

Speaker 9 (42:27):
Need to like be wearing a shirt when you're holding
the baby.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
That's this cool uncle or.

Speaker 9 (42:32):
Favorite uncle or best uncle ever or something like that.
But when I was on the dating apps, if I
saw a guy that like I could tell was good
with kids, and I know I knew the future I wanted.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Like that was you know a slide, right.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
That's what I'm saying, yeah, because it's like, oh, see
he's good with children and animals love them too.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Yes, right, I understand that.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
But I feel like there's a way to do that
where you're not putting the baby in the picture. Because
you're just holding a baby doesn't show me that you're
good with kids. It just shows me that you know
how to hold a baby.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
So you're saying, road, I actually just go to the
playground a photo.

Speaker 9 (43:03):
Like if he's holding the baby and like we just
see the back of the baby and he's looking at
the baby.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
And all like yeah.

Speaker 9 (43:10):
Like, oh, look at this precious thing that I love
so much.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Then like I think that's super sweet.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
That's fair, thank you for listening to have a great day.
So what you two are saying is I should go chucky.
She no, it's a cool place to be a kid.
It's like in the office when Michael made his dating
profile little kid lover. He goes just like people know
what I'm into.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Oh my god, I'm saying I think you could go
to like a kid's birthday party that you know, and
show like you're you're dressed up or you're participating in
some kid act.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
I'll get. The whole thing is guiding.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
I feel like we can't avoid all of this by
just not posting a picture of show him whatsoever. I do.
But why don't you talk about how you're a coach
and how great like those kids look up to you
and they at least still in your life, or how
like you recently became an uncle and how like that
like something cute but funny. You're good at that you
write jokes.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
The picture part is, I think having my kids on there,
the kids like coach is weirder.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
There's no other people all your dating app.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Showing you in the activities where you could be like,
I'm a coach, so it shows you as a coach.
I'm an uncle, so it shows you doing things as
an uncle without.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
The kids in the picture. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Three words, uh, a comedian uncle and coach.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
There you go, that's four. Oh yeah, oh my gosh,
a fake baby. There's no baby. When it's closed, I'll
come myself and imagine your kid.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Here do you want? Do you want roses anue on
Charlie's baby dolls? You can just like take one a
picture like a fake baby.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Do that.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
You could wrap swaddle the baby so you're not it's
a fake baby. Swattle this fake baby so it looks
like you're holding a baby, but you're not actually holding
a baby.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Without reeling said baby, you.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Can still a bag of flower in a towel or something.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
To you, honestly, that would be a really funny picture
to put on a.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Dating app, pretending our baby, because.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Then it's not an actual baby.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Where I'm questioning is this guy doesn't have a child.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
You guys, are you guys, legitimately are the worst wayment
of all time. You're telling you guys, you two are
telling me to get a doll and go on a
dating app. And then that will come across as normal.
If somebody called in said they saw that on a
dating app, we would roast that person. But you are like,
this was a good Ardea, you don't want.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
To like stop with this baby thing. So I'm like,
what if we wrapped in a little baby blanket a
bag of flower and in the.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Caption is like, that's normal.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
The captions like, yeah, pretend, pretend this.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Or just me throwing away propylactics and be like, listen,
let's see what happens wrong.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Guys, I just you should know.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
I think you should put the picture of you and
your nephew on your Instagram and let it live there.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Don't put it on you real quick.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Let me go in Cadenceville. This will be interesting. I'm Sarah,
good morning. Hi, I'm doing well. Thank your thoughts. Sarah.

Speaker 11 (46:04):
Yeah, so we had a one year old son. Our
best friend was around the house a lot. They were
having a cute kind of uncle one year old moment.
He had him on his shoulders and that was his
dating profile picture and he had a lot of interest
and met his wife that way.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Look after that's shoulder that could be our.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Kids, Sarah, do you think it would have been better
if instead of your son it was a bag of
flower or a fake doll on his shoulders. Do you
think that would have worked out better?

Speaker 11 (46:32):
I think that would have been a conversation starter.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
It sure of with me and my psychologist Sarah. Thank
you for listening. To have a great day here too. Bye.
You want to continue over Taxiican nine ninety three, three
eights Intern Johnny Mory Show, Ain't everything celebrity Sauce has
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Oh, that's tough one.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
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Speaker 4 (47:27):
I'd probably try to be a little sneaky about it.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Try to share it a little.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
But yeah, I don't know if.

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(48:16):
have for us.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
So the Dumbo Tron kiss cam during cold plays Music
of the Spears tour caught and Mary CEO tech of
a tech company called Astronomer commodling with one of the
company's hr employees. Yes, so CEO Andy Byron and Christine Cabot.
They were vib me at the concert. They were they
were grinding on each other. Okay, well they're right.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
There was an old person holds from behind thing. It's
very old like they look like it.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
I don't know, whatever it was, it was weird, But anyway,
this has gone viral. You definitely have seen it because
everybody has shared this. Yes, but yeah he said behind
her like you said. And then when they realized they
were on the Dumbo tron, they like, turn around, duck
cover their face. But Chris Martin said, look at these two.
Either they're having affair or they're just very shy unquote,
which like I think anybody on the stage would have

(48:58):
said the exact same thing because of how ridiculous they acted.
They made it very obvious. Nobody would have ever figured
out who they were.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
But the fact that is Chris Martin, who was friend
of the show and one of the nicest new beans
on the planet, the fact that he's the one that
said it, that makes it like that much more. And
a Coldplay concert of all things.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
But Coldplay has a kiss cam during every concert, so
it was like whatever, But yeah, of course the internet
how to do it does and they figured out who
these people were. It happened so fast and then by
yesterday afternoon, it was just everywhere. By yester afternoon, literally, uh,
they had both Andy and Christian Cabot had uh deactivated

(49:34):
all their social media, and then Andy's wife she had
taken his last name off of all of her social media.
So I feel really bad for their spouses. But I mean, no,
there's no but I feel terrible for their spouses. The
like Wild it just out.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
And you know, like every company has like the code
ethics thing where there's oddly specific rules, Like for us,
there's a rule like we can't literally says can't go
to the dock to get a shipment. Yes, which sa
t is done, but that means at some point in
the radio history some idiot went to a dock and
got a ship missed on. They shouldn't know. There's gonna
be a rule for that company, like can't go to
a concert and hold the person romantically and ask him

(50:11):
like why is this about? Oh, you'd hear about what
happened in twenty five Wild it was a cold play Wild.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
There's also a fake apology going around from Andy, So
so that's fake though, just sit you know and does
Meeber won't be paying the thirty one point five million
dollars debt that he Owescooter Bronze former company Highbee. Uh,
just yet he's waiting until the money from the billion
dollar sale of Haley Baber's Road beauty brand hits their account.
So my sources are saying that they agreed upon the
settlement and it basically also hinges on Roads deal being

(50:37):
closed and fully funded, so he doesn't really have the
cash right now apparently. So the debt includes twenty six
million dollars to Highbee after ag uh after high be
paid age after you know, he canceled his Justice tour,
plus the half of the eleven million in unpaid commissions
while Scooter waved an additional eight million. Biaber sold his
music catalog for two two hundred million eighteen months ago,

(50:59):
and inside are saying that that's gone to taxes and
managers and stuff like that. He also was an investor
in Road and that they're expected to give about fifty
million dollars from that sales, so they're saying it will
cover the obligations. I'm like, that's a lot of moving parts,
but okay, and this is some cute news. So the
new Superman movie, it came out last weekend, and it
debuted at one hundred and twenty five million dollar opening weekend,
and that wasn't just the and it's not just the

(51:21):
movie that has people talking. I mean it is, but
it's not just you know, the how great it was,
but it's also inspiring people in social media, which they
have now dubbed hope core. So instead of like, you know,
those gritty tones a lot of the superhero movies have,
Superman is kind as well as powerful, and that's standing
out amongst viewers. So also stand out line the people
who have been quoting so much on TikTok is quote kindness.

(51:42):
Maybe that's the real punk rock unquote. So I'm like,
all right, that's fun. I haven't seen the movie, so
I don't know if he uses it a lot, but
fans are celebrating the film's message by choosing kindness as
a radical act in today's world, which I think that
we could definitely use a lot more of. I think
we can all agree on that, and there's just a
been a ton of videos about it. I thought it
was like, thank you, Hope for If you're looking for
something to watch this weekend, we have WNBA All Star

(52:03):
Game on ABC, Big Brothers on CBS, The Real Housewives
be Atlanta's on Bravo, Dexter Resurrections on Showtime, and then
this on Sunday night. We got Shark week starting, which
I know we're all yet out.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Thanks Ascer.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Welcome.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
If you need something to listen to you, I got
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for the first time this weekend. You can I listen
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Good morning, Good morning, my girl. Your confession of falls
the ax. What's going on?

Speaker 6 (53:16):
Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (53:18):
So a couple of nights ago, I was out at
the bar and I ran into my ex, and you know,
we sort of catching up.

Speaker 11 (53:30):
We had a couple of drinks, but a couple of
drinks turned into too.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Many drinks, oh boy.

Speaker 12 (53:37):
Yeah, and you know we ended up going home together. Okay,
and yeah, but after that, you know, we both knew
that we just needed to get our.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Little fixed, you know, Okay, very completely done with each other.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
This is the one time thing like it was. It
was fun. We didn't we don't add to the count
or anything like that.

Speaker 12 (54:01):
Ready to go eat, you know, it's it was just
that moment where you kind of remember why you got
with them in the first place.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
But I was also very very drunk. Yeah, and then
I remembered when you broke up.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
So that's fair. Okay, can't put you in hold one second?
Yes at your current leader, Let me hear yours? What's
your confession? What's your secret? Eight seven seven four six
eight one to call, nine nine three three eight to text,
can change your name, can change your voice? The best
one going to see came Brown and Shaboozi. It is

(54:37):
intern John in your morning show. Absolutely John's old secrets.
Let me just say before somebody texted in their secret. Uh,
I'm gonna see you have a tech company and have
a relationship with the head of HR. We're both mary,
but enjoy time together. We're planning go out for the
first time in public. It took hold play concert. I'm
glad to get this off my chest. Can't wait timely.

(54:58):
We don't judge, and I'm just gonna We're just letting you.
If you have a secret, you say it, you get
that kind of feeling, that release, so to speak. We
don't judge now E's seven seven, nine, five, four six
eight one to call nine ninety three three eight texts
like somebody text in married lady here made out with
the girl in the bathroom the Teddy Swims concert last night?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Oh nice?

Speaker 2 (55:21):
You know.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Did you just like look at each other and then
start making out?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
I suppose seeing Theodore Strokes and then now you know,
things happen Dan what theater shock? Yes, we had them.
Door is coming do let me go? Uh, fake name, Amanda,
good morning, good morning. You're confashion involves the next girl, Yeah,
laid on me.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Very similar to the first caller. The last time that
I heard.

Speaker 8 (55:48):
I ran into an X when I was downtown last month,
and uh.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
After one main drinks, one thing to another, and uh
we had what I thought it was a very civil
conversation afterwards, like agreeing that it was one time thing,
and uh, mind you. He has been promoved to each
other social media for months at this point, so break out.
We broke up almost ten months ago, so I had
no idea what his current relationship status is. He lived

(56:14):
in a whole different city and he friend offested me
on social media and I ended up finding out that
he's currently in a relationship. I obviously want think to
ask that when we were out and about, because why
would a guy actually be out and about hitting on people? Sure,
I felt that message down his girlfriend message Church told

(56:36):
her the whole story we mind you ten months ago.
We broke up was because I found that he was
cheating on me, But I had no idea who it
was because wed.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
With her was.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
With her.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Welcome to Amanda. When you when you say you ran
into your accent, was it actually a running or did
you both say hey, i'll be at this place.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
So I was visiting my old friends because I went
to college that he lives in. So I actually live
in my home state now he still is in the
state that I went to college at college.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Gotchage friends? Okay, gotcha? Yeah, fake damn one second, you're
in the running that I would say to the the
lady Karma.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
If she didn't iss she But maybe that's fair.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Okay, fake named Dan. I need you a tiptoe around this.
Uh real quick, Yeah, we own judge. Your confession is what?

Speaker 13 (57:35):
Oh my is that?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Sometimes I like to like but on, hold on, hold on,
you can say that.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Something else.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Uh, fake damn Dan would like to have a lone
time where alone time? You'd like to have a loan
time where?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Yes, in the bathroom?

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Okay the bathroom work? What line of work are you in?

Speaker 13 (58:18):
I work for.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Like the governments for it. That's awesome. And so how
many times a week do you go to have selfie
time in the government bathroom?

Speaker 13 (58:31):
It's like two or three times?

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Okay, it's like a stall, like are you if it's
like a single bathroom or if it's a stall bathroom.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Like other people are walking in while.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
You're taking care of Obviously, obviously he's not an animal.
What do I think?

Speaker 5 (58:51):
Obviously never what happens when people walk into the bathroom to.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Use like makes the more exciting, most dangerous game. All right,
facing danis can put you in holds. I think we
had enough of that.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
I don't know what to say.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
We listen, We don't judge, you know. That's why I
like sometimes I go to the bathroom, all is kicked
down stall doors. You're lucky you're pooping. Uh, good morning, Hi,
I'm doing well girl. Your confashion is what.

Speaker 13 (59:22):
I'm in love with. Two men, both my exes.

Speaker 8 (59:26):
Both are back around.

Speaker 13 (59:27):
And I'm talking to both of them and neither of them.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
No, okay, are you currently single?

Speaker 13 (59:33):
I am single?

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Okay? Are the men single?

Speaker 13 (59:38):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (59:38):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
And the reason for the breakups were what, respectively.

Speaker 13 (59:43):
So one of them was because I selfabotaged because I
had a lot of insecurities from baggage from previous relationships.
The other one was because our conflict resolutions weren't working
out and they had a lot of issues. But now
they're in therapy and have been going to therapy and changes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
So who's hotter one or two?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:00:07):
Both equally?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Okay, Who's better? Who's better at uh? The gymnastics?

Speaker 13 (01:00:15):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
So are we just having like kind of a bachelor
type scenario where you see who loves us the most
or what's the what's the end goal?

Speaker 13 (01:00:25):
It's it's probably gonna see who lose the most. I
saw one the other day and I'm seeing the other
one this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
So that's fun for those guys. They're in a competition.
They have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
I think it's like more like survival. Absolutely, Like during summer,
when we have two boyfriends, what's a girl?

Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Well, what was the time between each breakups? Like from
one to two? What was the years in between that one? Ending?

Speaker 13 (01:00:52):
One?

Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
One?

Speaker 13 (01:00:54):
One is? It's been It's been a bit. It's probably
been three years because we stay friends, so I in
him on with them since Sure, the other one was
literally we just broke up probably like two two and
a half months ago.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Yes, that's messy, Okay, No, we have not Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Has there been another guy between one and two?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Was there another boyfriend?

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Okay? Who do your friends and family like?

Speaker 8 (01:01:22):
Mar They actually like both.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
But they had to pick one though.

Speaker 13 (01:01:31):
Probably one because he's more financially.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Sure, that's fair. One second, you're in the running.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
That was a whole book we just learned about her.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Yeah, both of your favorite nine nine three three eight?
Real quick? Do you think it's safe to say? I'm
sure you guys agree with yourselves. I would imagine if
of my exes, as far as their parents go, I
gotta be the favorite. Do you know what I'm saying
that anybody they dated you probably say about yourself. So
I'm assuming right, Well, yes, they're like, oh damn, he
shouldn't let Shelby walk away.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
I mean, like my exes mom when I broke up
with him, she literally reached out to me and apologized
for her son and said how much she would miss me.
And she also reached out after my ex married a
girl that he met at a gas station.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
So yeah, I would think all my exes parents love.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Me and my other axes mom, big listener, big family shops. Yeah,
obviously a favorite. I have actual proof, though, John.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Here's the thing about she's the favorite of everybody's family.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
I don't mean to be I just kind. He's on
my way in though, Like I mean, but yeah, you're
family excepting me with open arms.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm not disagreeing with you.
The votes coming in fake dam Amanda who hooked up
with the Acts and then realized he was cheating and
reached out to the girl. You and the tickets. Okay,
just don't bring his dusty ass. One second, we'll get
your infos. Let's go into Rockville, Julia, good morning, good morning.

(01:02:54):
Any big plans this weekend, girl.

Speaker 9 (01:02:57):
No big plans, just working unfortunately paid, that's all.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Gary, Well, good news. You want tickets to see whiz
Khalifa and Champaul.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Okay, oh my god, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
One second, get your info, your headline of the day,
crazy headline the last twenty four hours, Yes, yeah, real quick.
There is a family in San Francisco who was grieving
the loss of their beloved dog, very very sad rufus
great dog name Yeah, was a rat Arrier mix that
passed away, and the family came across a picture of

(01:03:28):
a dog on Instagram that looked just like their late dog,
with the exact same markings and ears. So the family
wasn't sure that they were ready again on the dog,
but they thought maybe this could be a sign.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
They went to a senior dog rescue and instantly fell
in love with this dog. Adorable, so They said that
he felt like a gift. Seeing his happy face remind
us of our beloved boy. It brought peace to our house.
I've been crying for days.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
The family adopt him on the spot. Yeah, named him Ziggy. Oh,
they say the dog may himself at home right away.
Aside from the uncanny resemblance, they noticed Ziggy are the
same habits that Rufus did, like greeting the kids every morning,
pulling a blanket over his head, and at bedtime howling
like a wolf, which raised her suspicions. They ordered a

(01:04:15):
DNA test for Ziggy and mask the results the one
she'd done for the dog passed away years later, years earlier,
and they had surprized outcome. Ziggy and Rufush not just
the same, mixed. Ziggy was Rufus's dad.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Oh, it's like the DNA place. Since they had the
other dog's DNA, they could link them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Yeah, so I sent the photo. So they threw chance
adopted their late dog's father, which is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
I mean, like the photo the story yesterday, but I
didn't read it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
They're so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
So the one that rights the dad, the one on
the left, is the one that passed away. It is
what are the odds? So they say that. As it
turns out, Rufus was adopted from the San Francisco SPCA
nine years prior, while Ziggi recently turned up as a
stray and was sent the dog rescue located in the
same city.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Oh my god, it's adorable.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Meant to be that is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
So yeah, they say. We've cried many times since last Thursday.
This time is an adult traded joy. The fact that
Ziggie is here with us to spend the rest of
his amazing life is because of the amazing shelf.

Speaker 10 (01:05:20):
So sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Oh my gosh, Okay, I'm not going to cry, but
that's adorable.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
It is adorable.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
And I wonder where he was this whole time. Well,
he was on the street like for nine years.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
I know. It means it's yeah, it's crazy. It means
it's also like he could have had a bazillion offspring.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Yeah, but they look exactly, it's crazy, like they have
the same exact market.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Yeah. So that that's I'll put the We'll put on
our socials at WYMSS radio because it is like adorable.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Please don't kick me in the fields anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Friday look No, it's just like, way could it be?
You want to see at YMS Radio it is Intern
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for two weeks. What does she find? Is he cheating?
We'll find out. He'll be having an amazing Friday. Hope
you had a great week as well. Appreciate you listening
Intern Jown in your morning show. We're kind of over
the place today talking about my nephew coming. I'm gonna
be thirst trapping with his ass. Well, also be rolling
in the cut with him. You know what I'm saying.

(01:06:51):
We're gonna be cruising for chicks. Be very exciting. But
we also did a John's Little secrets and my favorite
one today This woman ran into.

Speaker 8 (01:06:59):
Her ex when I was down and after one man dream,
one thing another and so they had some fun.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
She soon realized, oh, X has a girlfriend. Oh and
it's the girl that he was cheating on me with
when we were together, which at that point, you know,
do you feel bad for the other girl? Probably not?
She if she knew, we don't feel bad out to her.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
She was a girl's girl.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Hey, just you know he's still a pos which is
good to know. So if you are traveling this weekend
needs something to distract you. We are experts at that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
We're really good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
In fact, most of my grade school teachers tell my
parents John is really good distracting his classmates. Who's laughing?
Not that they're dead, you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
Can they.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
They were hell old back then, but saying they probably aren't.
Maybe they are.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
I've been reading some dark novels lately, Like, are you okay?

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
What's your current book? Sauce?

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Okay? I just finished the Gods and Monster series were
caught up?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Yeah, how was it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
I just finished Quicksilver?

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
How was it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Pretty good? But book of Azerel in the whole series
very good?

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
These all different books is a Israel.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Is the Gods and Monster series.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
In the fact that you're currently wearing a helmet actually
a joke. Sauce is currently wearing a dazzled.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
I was filming something with Hoodie and Eric Okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Did you just bring that from home?

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
I did a listener made this for my for me
for my birthday last year since I like to roller
skate and it's really pretty and she wa dazzle it
and its bright pink and we're doing the Bagatti trend.
And I was scared that I would hit the floor. Sure,
and I didn't think about bringing my elbow pads because
I wasn't paying attention and Eric just like pull me out.
I hit my almost. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
So anyway, going into the podcast, just search check you
turn John, your morning show, whatever you your podcast. Rose
has the three things you need to know for your Friday.
How much you got for us?

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Maryland is making some big changes to their historic tag policy,
and I'll tell you everything.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
You need to know them with War of the Rows
is how she quote accidentally tracked him for two weeks.
Is he cheating? We'll find out in three minutes. On
intern Joanuy Morning Showers from.

Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
The City that changes the world. Pierce Rose with three
things you need to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Know for your Friday Roads You got for us.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
So, thousands of Maryland drivers will soon need to replace
their historic vehicle tags because there has been a significant
policy change.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
So previously, vehicles needs to be at.

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
Least twenty years old to qualify for the Historic car tax,
but as of July first, beagles must be a model
year nineteen ninety nine or older to qualify, and that
change effects approximately seventy two thousand vehicles WOW, which is
a third of all current historic tag holders in the state.
So if this policy change does affect you, it doesn't
mean you have the change of tag immediately. What they're

(01:09:49):
saying is if you have the historic tag and no
longer eligible, you can keep your current tags until they
expire and then at that point you'll need to get
the standard registration.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
And safety inspection, all that stuff. So just letting you know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
DC will be implementing a juvenile curfew zone in the
U Street corridor this weekend, So the Police Department will
implement an eight pm youth curfew in the area tonight,
Tomorrow and Sunday, and that border is of the zone
stretch east to west from seventh Street in Georgia Avenue
to fifteenth Street northwest.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
The northern edge will.

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
Be along V Street, while the southern edge runs along
T Street, So anyone seventeen years old or younger. It's
prohibited from gathering in groups of nine or more people
unless there's like a sanctioned activity, but yeah, just avoids
being out that late. And Metro is celebrating the completion
of its new Bladensburg bust garage. The new facility replaces

(01:10:37):
three older buildings and reflects the emphasis on sustainability and
efficiency and it's pretty cool. It has solar panels, a
rainwater harvesting system, more than two dozen maintenance space, and
enhanced security and lightning.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
And that new facility will begin operating on Sunday. I'm
rosos are the three things you need to know today?
Thank you, Rose, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Somebody texted nine ninety three three eight, good morning, taking
my son Henry to the beach for the first time.
So excited that boy drinks some ocean. You know, there's
nothing quite like your first taste the ocean. Okay, you
know what I mean, because yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Learned somehow to taste the ocean.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Everybody's drinking ocean water.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's still great, but.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
It's it's like a passage, right, a passage to Henry,
like a big old gulp for us. Unless you're at secrets.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Then don't don't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Yeah, that will be you'll never get sick.

Speaker 9 (01:11:28):
You will be.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Actually that could help your mut to say.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Okay, I think it definitely will be exposed to that stuff.
When you can walk on the water.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Christ water Secret, I would hope that is is.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
The even water at that point. It's like gelatin.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
They should do studies on. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Anyway, Magic Mike Client loves the water there. Did you
know that climb? He takes the water home? No, he does, Yeah,
uses it for bath water. So I heard that's the
room I heard.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
I know he's probably text me. I was like, I mean,
I don't knock until try here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
I heard it here first. Magic Mike Client, afternoons on
Z one four to three, takes home water from suss
excuseess bathwater.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
He actually sees it as memories.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Yeah, and uses bathwater and themselves on only pants. Anyway.
One of the roses comes next. How she accidentally tracked
her man for two weeks? Is he cheating, so wore
of the rosies on Internsjeon in your morning show, Katie,

(01:12:28):
let me recap this. You and Rich been together for
about five months. Everything's been fined. He does work with
his ex. He's a realtor. She's a realtor as well.
Same common group, I guess Sam company whatever.

Speaker 13 (01:12:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
They used to date the day for two years. They've
been apart for about two years, so they've known each
other for a long time. However, they're both pretty high
up in their company. There is uh that you've been
accidentally tracking him the last couple of weeks. If his AirPod,
if your air pods in his car, realize that you
have his phone location. There's times when it shows his
phone is at his house in his car with your

(01:13:03):
air pods is elsewhere, usually late at night. And that's
kind of where we're at. Is that? Is that about right?

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
That's a perfect wrap Upakay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Now as far as them breaking up, do you know
who initiated that or what the reason was.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
I don't really know the whole reason.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
I think from what he was trying to tell me was.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
Even though they worked really well together, they just didn't
work well together as.

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
A couple, sure okay, and then my other hard feeling sure.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
There's a bunch of questions coming over text nine ninety
three three eight. How soon in the dating did you
or were you made aware that he worked with his ax.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
That's good question.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Oh, actually pretty much off the bat.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
He actually wasn't very shy about telling you that. That's
more like you wanted to know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
And then do you know do they spend a lot
of time together?

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Will will they go to like showing together? Are they
pretty much? Yeah, same company, but rarely crosspaths.

Speaker 5 (01:14:02):
They rarely cross paths outside.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
Of the office.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Ohiy, Hi, selest do this love sauce? Call off from
the flowers? They clearly should go to you girlfriend of
five months. Assuming they do, we put them on hold.
See what you want to do? They go somewhere else,
We'll get answers for you. Okay, all right, thanks, I
one second, try to get a mom. And this is
his personal number we're calling.

Speaker 6 (01:14:24):
So Hello, Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
I'm calling for Rich.

Speaker 13 (01:14:40):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
My name is Mason. I'm calling you from a new
local flower shop. We're called Waymous Flowers, and we want
to offer you a free bouquet of a dozen roses.
Were you been doing this weekly giving them out to
people that live in the zip code just to try
to get you to come back into us. I'm totally
free filling your credit card info. So do you know
who you want to send them to.

Speaker 6 (01:14:57):
Or h Yeah, I'm not interested.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
I mean, we're just trying to get our product out
there so that you actually see it for free. And
you also kind of like kill two birds with one stone,
you know, you make somebody's day and then you also look,
you know, good while doing it, so you want.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
To keep the flowers, you know things I don't really
need that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
I mean, it is totally free. It's just like an
easy way to you know, look like, I don't know,
make someone's day in your life as well. But if
you definitely don't want it, that's fine. I can move
on to the next person.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
Yeah, I mean, look to be honest with you, like,
my girlfriend is allergic to flowers anyway, since oh really
all that sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
I mean, we actually are partnered up with this massage
place in the area. It's on the same street as
we are, so I could offer you a free romantic
massage if you want, because it's my friend's business. So
it would it would also make me look like a
good person. My best friend.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Yeah, we do like.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
A romantic couple's massage, and then she'll send more people
my way anyway, So we just kind of like try
to support each other.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
It's totally free, it's totally fo Yeah, I just you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Know, I want I want my bestie to succeed, and
then you'll look like a good dude too. And then
if your mom everyone's flowers, you could come here check
us out something Grandma.

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
All right, I mean all right, you talked me into
it with the massage, I'll do that, s Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
So who do you like? We'll just find out like
a card with you know, everything about what the person
is getting. Again, it is romantic. So whoever you're into,
what's their name?

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:16:30):
Uh it too Heather?

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Are you freaking shiitting me?

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
What I mean? That actually what I was thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Yeah, Oh my freaking god kidding me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
She's messing up the rich all real quick with lu Katie.
My name is intern John. That is Sauce and Rose.
That is your girlfriend, Katie, Katie, do you know who
Heather is?

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Yeah, that's his act that he works with.

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
Okay, I'm reaching the phone strengthly.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Rich, Rich, You're you're in so much trouble her phone
lines burning up? So Rich, why are you still sleeping
with your ex girlfriend who is also your coworker?

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
No, no, come on, look.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
What's going on here? But it's not what you think.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Well, let me ask you this before, but before we
get to what we think it is, Katie, are you
allergic to flowers?

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
I love flowers.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
I'm a gardener in Okay, okay, So.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Rich, what what do what do you think we think
it is? And what is it really?

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
I want to hear.

Speaker 6 (01:17:42):
Look, there's nothing going on. I just it's important to
keep other happy because we work together. I've already told
you this a thousand times, Like a good relationship between
her and I like is just keeps it. It makes
it better for us?

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Like how does that better for future?

Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
Just freaking jerk, Like I cannot believe you're still seeing
your ex. Are you guys actually like trying to rekindle something?

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
Are you just being like a loop?

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:18:12):
This is a this is an ambush.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Rich, Rich. I'm on your side. I think you're a
good guy, and to be honest, you're probably doing this
for Katie's benefit.

Speaker 8 (01:18:24):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:18:26):
That's why I said, because honestly, like we will be
better off. Sure if I have a good relationship, but work.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
I just oh my goshe word of the Roses is
cretaped and possibly edited for broadcasts.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
It's permission granted from all participates.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
One more Roses go to YMS radio dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
And if you're looking for something adorable to look at
all weekend, I'm gonna see my nephew for the first
time ever and so I'm gonna be really cute and
he's gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Be He'll be chilling.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
He's be adorable too. So makes your following at intern
giohn Radio for since this your life. Everything Celebrity Sauce
has for entertainment report coming next, what you got for us?

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
We're talking about what happened at the cold Play concert
a few days ago.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
On this weekend we can go with you. Just download
the podcast. That way, you don't miss War the Roses,
you don't miss secrets, second date update or anything. Just
search internsjown in your morning show wherever you gets your podcasts.
Let's do this. Everything Celebrity Sauce has for entertainment apart
what you got for us?

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
So I'm sure you saw this everywhere yesterday. If not,
I'm sorry for saying the like live under rocks. It's
literally been everywhere. The JumboTron kissed Cam during Coldplay's Music
of the Spheares tour call a married tech ceo commodling
with one of his companies h R employees on Wednesday night.
So this happened in Boston. So it just went viral, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, ex, Twitter, whatever,

(01:19:51):
like every form of social it has just been everywhere,
like even random accounts have been sharing it, and it's
the memes. I'm sorry, hilarious. Yeah, so, uh, astronomery, his
name is Andy Byron, and christ and Cabot they were
vibing together and uh they were like grinding hilarious. Yeah,
I'm like really, he said behind her with his arm

(01:20:16):
drops are under. When they realized those they were on
the jumpotron for everybody in the stadium to see, they
duck out of you and Cabot covered her face really
right away. So Chris Martin responded, quote, look at these two.
Either they're having an affair or they're just really shy
on which, like I I would say the same thing
if I was on stage, she's like the way they
dug it's like they got caught, which they did.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
But it's hilarious because we had Chris Martin on the show.
Could not be a nicer dude and like not the
guy you would expect to outting, but kind of it's
kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Yeah, so, uh hilarious, it is. I feel bad for
the spouse, of course, uh but so online loose of
course they found uh Andy Byron's wife with Facebook everything
before noon she had dropped his last name on all
for social media and I can't even imagine being in
her shoes. But yeah, So basically, Kristin Cabot is an

(01:21:07):
HR employee. She's a she's the CPO, like the people's officer.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
It is funny though, because like every job has to
take those stupid ass tests where it's the most bizarre
situations you now at that company, it's going to be
is it okay for me to go to a concert
with a coworker and hold them seductively from behind? That's
gonna be a question for that company's new HRU. Yeah,
I know the next test.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Also, there's a viral apology from him going around that
is faith he did not write that, Okay. I was like,
there's no way, There's no way, and Tetin Bieber he
won't be playing that thirty one point five million debt
that he owes to Scooter Bronze for former company just yet.
So he's waiting until the money from Haley Beaver's Road
Beauty brand goes through. Like I said, this was going

(01:21:52):
to happen later in summer. They decided on this back
in May. But sorts are saying that the greed upon
settlement Hinges on Roads deal b closed and fully fulfilled,
so Justin currently doesn't have cash, is what they're saying.
The debt is twenty six million dollars high be paid
AEG after biab canceled his Justice tour, plus the eleven
million for unpaid commissions, while Scooter Braun waived an additional

(01:22:15):
eight million. So Bieber sold his music catalog. We've already
talked about that for two hundred million eighteen months ago,
and Cyrus claimed that most of that went to things
like taxes, managers, investors for road and stuff like that.
And the new Superman movie. Everybody's been talking about it.
It's day weekend. It made one hundred and twenty five
million dollars. That was last weekend. And that's not just
like that's the movie itself just has people talking. It

(01:22:35):
looks like it's inspired with social media. People have now
dubbed as hopecore, so instead of like the gritty tone,
a lot of recent superhero movies, you know, have been
coming off as Superman has been coming off as powerful
and giving people hope. So a stand alone line in
the movie that people have been quoting on TikTok is
quote kindness. Maybe that's the real punk rock unquote, which

(01:22:56):
like as punk rock, early pray, sick sure crady. Anyway,
So people are crying a line about the movie and
choosing crydness in today's world, and they're trying to make
it like push it out for seeing the movie. So
of core, I think the free Bowl it's actually a
cool trend. Yeah, happening, not like a bad one, not
people eating tiepots. If feeling for something to watch this weekend,
we got the WNBA, also Our Game on ABC, Big

(01:23:19):
Brothers on CBS, Real Housewives of Atlanta's a Bravo, and
Dexter Resurrections on Showtime.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Thanks as welcome. If you need someone to listen to
you guy, your thoughts, shower podcasts out time, come about
meeting my nephew This weekend, you can listen to why
Miss radio dot com. Let me get to this next
for your Friday. Forty four percent people are cool with
roasting their partner over this. Give me just over three minutes.
I think this is a dangerous line to tap, so
to speak. It's the intern Johnny Morning Show. According to

(01:23:46):
a new study, forty four percent of Americans are cool
which trash talking and their spouses.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Outfit like being just like a mean roll about.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
It and say like, hey, that is not the vibe
for you. It's not the journey. So in a pole,
forty four percent people say they've told romantic partner they
didn't like something they wore. So it doesn't I would
love to know what percent was men versus women.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Mostly women, saints men, and I will say that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
I don't think are that stupid?

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Yeah, But also like I the only time, and you know,
because my ex boyfriend did dress very badly, John, You've
made fun of how he dressed for years now, rightfully so,
but I the only time I ever said anything about
how he dressed was like, hey, I don't think they
will let you with wearing flip flops.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Oh that's a good way. That's a really good way.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
But that was actually a factual statement, because we're going
to like a nice restaurant. He always like want to
wear slides, sure, or even like a wedding, he just
like the like that's the only two times I can
remember that ever said anything.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
That's a great way of like, hey, I don't think that's.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
The dress code, but there are so many times I
want to say something, but I'm not gonna be mean.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Sure, they say brutal honesty's most common in the South. Sure,
Midwesterners are least likely say anything bad about somebody or
something that partner's wearing. Yeah, we're just not gonna do it.
They saying women are much more likely to be honest
the men, And they say gen X is much more
likely to be honest in gen Z.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
My mom has made fun of my dad, like even
we'll go to dinner and it will be just like,
you know, just a generic Italian restaurant or something. She's like,
Tony's out here looking like he's gonna go fishing, and
we're in cute outfits.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Well, your dad keeps signing Bahama in business. You've said
it yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Well, now he's really into fishing gear. Does he fish
a lot? No, not really. He fishes a few nals
a year, but he's always looks like he's about to
go fishing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Absolutely, he's ready to go. Keeps it ready to go.
Wherever this weekend takes you, make sure to bring us
with with the podcast. If you missed secrets from today.
This woman ran into her.

Speaker 8 (01:25:36):
Ex when I was down and after one man dream
one thing to another.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Yes, so they go back, they have some fun time,
she does some research, realizes he's in a relationship with
the woman that she she's on her with that he cheer,
That's that's it. There we go, And so she reached
out to the woman let her know. But man, what a.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
I w he did though, because at least she wasn't
because even if the other woman didn't know that that
was you know, I just think it's nice you still
reach out.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
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