That Time Intern John’s Pecks Were “Too Big”

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Turn John and your morning shows.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Kiss Hapy Monday friend. Welcome to the show, Intern John.
Is my name, Shelby Sauce, Hi Hi Rose, Hello, good morning.
Got to Eric Hoodie, Saverah Hall Gangs. Here'd love to
hear from you. Nine nine three three eight de text
DMS at YMS Radio. A huge show today, get your
sold out take us a jingle ball. Also got a

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new War of the Roses. You just want to hear
your pretty voice eight seven seven nine four six eight
one to call Shelby Sauce. How was your weekend?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
It was so busy? What's so fun?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Thank you everyone who came and donated to the walk
five k to and HIV. It was like twenty four
degrees when we got there. Yeah, thank and well it
got warmer obviously when you're walking. But yeah, thank you
guys for coming. Do you really really appreciate it? And
I did raise two thousand dollars. Yeah, that was awesome.
And then we went after that to the new Underarmer

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store that open at headquarters, Yes, which was pretty sick.
So it was Port Covington. Now they're just calling it
the Baltimore Peninsula. Yeah, confusing, but sure. But yeah, so
they I don't know. We were there for what four hours?
We did a fitness test. We got on the wall.
That's cool for being so athletic.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well, here is the you're skipping by the good part
of the fitness test. They tested your uh hand strength,
jumping in like reflexes. So I did my left hand first.
I think it was like one hundred and twenty pounds
of pressure. Sure, my right hand was like one hundred
and twenty one pounds sauces. Left hand was like thirty
pounds of pressure. Her right hand was like one hundred

(01:31):
And I got Shelby, what are you doing here that
your right hand is twice as strong.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
As your left hand, But I feel like my left
side does so much better at solid court.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
I'm so confused.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's just it's a grip test. So Mike, what do
you You're.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Your left side, but you're gripping harder with your right
because you're not a stable on your right.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
That's where my brain thing.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Maybe I don't know, Yeah, yeah, we did that.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I just want I did get really actually mad at you, though,
and I wasn't after the fitness test because we were
doing like they do, like a mind test, and you
have to like hit the the color focus mental test,
and while John was doing it, we were like, oh wow,
like he's doing it so fast. We're like complimenting him.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I'm doing it. John's like, shall we.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Don't mess up, don't mess up, don't mess up, don't mess.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Up, trying to give words of encouragement.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, staring at me and it's being so mad. And
then I like was like looking over this kid that
looked at me, and I messed up the second time.
I was like I'm not I'm just done. I mean you, well, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I could have done better. Imagine if I did a better.
Oh you didn't want me to meet you. You don't
want me to bet you.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
The best is for the jump test. They do it
based and like how many inches you off the ground?
Shelby thought she jumped eight feet? Yeah I did, Like, girl,
you think he jumped your double your height.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I thought that.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
They were measured how high I hit, like my like
foot wise. No, so I'm like, oh, I'm like four
eleven and I hit eight too.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
No, it was it was like based in like how
many off the grounding us in inches, and Shellby is like, wow,
we jumped the same, Like yeah, me, it's not really.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, it's how high whenever I still jumped the same
as you, So it's true.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Thank you, so athletic, I won you hat, so thank you.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Rose. How was your weekend? It was really good.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
We did our s'mores which was great, so that was
super fun. And then it's Charlie's birthday week and last
night when I was putting her to bed, She's like,
is it my birthday tomorrow? And I'm like no, So
we were counting down, like how many days? So I've
got to come up with like a little countdown for her,
like an advent to her birthday kind of thing. And

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if you can't tell, I'm sick again. Yeah, Chuckie Finster
woke up this morning. It was yeah, good times. I
don't know if it's allergies or what, but like my
sinuses are just in my face right now. Just yeah, no, no.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
No bueno. But I'm here and pushing through.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Damn. My weekend was was a lot of fun. So
at hockey on Friday, boys loss, It's okay. Saturday did
the walk that was a lot of fun. I got
I shout our friend Justin Stewart, who is the apple
of my eye because Justin came wearing like seven layers
and slaying. But Justin had these electronic handwarmers that were
like so clutch. It was very helpful. Now my favorite

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part of the walk, besides actually walking in the great
charity we talked last week about Savera had said nine
pairs of.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Air pods, yea, yea.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
At some point during the walk, it's me, it's Hoodie,
it's Hoodie's wife, Mora, it's a sauce and her friends
and Justin Saverio's oh my god, I lost my air pod.
According to the find My Thing, We're like, there's no way. Yes,
So severa disappeared for like forty five minutes, I know.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
So when we got back, I was like, wait where
severa go?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, Like she lost her hair pod again. Luckily it
was in her pocket. It was just to find my
It was probably so.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Used to it, and also she was wearing so many
layers and everything that she probably couldn't feel it in
her pocket.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I think the phone was like, listen, this's gonna happen anyway,
might as well stilled alarm up now. So yeah, So
that was lovely. Today's be fun. I couldn't find my
wall this morning. Pretty sure it's in my house somewhere.
That's very exciting. Yeah, and then I've Doug. I don't
really like my new doctor. I'm being honest and like
all one too much either. The docs making me get
an appointment, but they only do walkings until the end

(05:08):
of the year. Sunny call every single day to see
they can get me in.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
That's wild.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
It's not great at all now. And then my parents
come in on Wednesday, which is very exciting. So it's
going to be It's a busy week, fun week. Can't
wait to get underway though. Nine ninety three three eight
the text Rose has three things you need to know
for your Monday. Coming what you have for us?

Speaker 5 (05:28):
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Speaker 2 (05:33):
First from the city that changes.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
The world, peers Rose with three things you need.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
To know for your Monday. Rose you got for us?

Speaker 7 (05:42):
Well.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
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during the campaign that he might extend the deal by

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Speaker 2 (06:07):
Simultaneously, Elon Musk has been.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Meeting with the TikTok CEO regularly and he bought Elon
bought Twitter to protect free speech, and they're thought that
maybe he.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Would do the same with TikTok.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
I'll keep the update because I know a lot of
people are kind of freaking out about TikTok being banned.
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Speaker 6 (06:39):
Thousand dollars each.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
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Speaker 2 (07:27):
Those are the three things you should know for the day.
Thank you, ros You're welcome. How do you eag mind
come here for a second?

Speaker 8 (07:31):
Two?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Actually, I watched a calf or Christina Sabrina Carpenter is
Christmas Special. It's pretty good. Yeah, well she started acting
so she can act, and it's it's pretty funny too,
very well done by an hour from now Catching Cheaters,
War of the Roses. They've been living together for two years.
I guess her best friend said she's never seen him

(07:53):
as the quote marriage type and NAT's gut a little
bit thrown off. Yeah, easy cheating. We'll talk to around
like seven to fifteen. If you are not here, it's okay,
don't miss anything get the podcast like I do a
search intern John a morning show wherever you listen to podcasts,
how do you get moring? You ate quite the weekend,
so you and the messages went to Target and what
did you see? Uh?

Speaker 9 (08:14):
So this weekend was like targets like gift card sale
whatever or everything's Timmerson off. Someone bought two hundred gift
cards in front of us.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
I took.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Two d dollars two hundred gift cards, separate gift cards.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah, they have to put the money on them.

Speaker 9 (08:32):
Yeah, it was each like ten bucks or whatever on it.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
But the way I would have gone out of that
line so fast, like what.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Is Target's like super busy?

Speaker 8 (08:41):
Now?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
So they direct you to what line to go into
scan each one enter the amount that individual receipt for it.
So you had that Agel gift card.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Oh my god, the activated long.

Speaker 9 (08:54):
Long enough that I went to the bathroom and came back.
And I would have like the guts to do that.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
No, No, I wouldn't either, but like why not just
like go to give cards dot com and buy like
ten dollars on.

Speaker 9 (09:08):
We found because we found out about the promotion obviously
because we were waiting in line. You could have bought
them online too. I would have so much anxiety as
that person and as a lie.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Just at all.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Fine, I'm saving so much money.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, but did they look like the person who would
buy two hundred cards? Okay, yeah, that's one of those ones.
As the cashier, you go, I am not, this isn't
worth well.

Speaker 9 (09:39):
Apparently the cashier had put had to put like discount
stickers on the gift cards for it to like check
out properly, so she had to use her whole like
she was given a sleeve for the day, and she
used it all because the manager came back, here's more sleeves.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
For more gift cards. I feel bad if I buy
something doesn't scan, I feel guilty.

Speaker 9 (09:58):
Yeah, I can imagine, like, hey, I'll get and so
it took longer because for a gift card, you have
to scan the actual like to buy it, and then
the actual gift card itself to like devate it.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yeah, the hundred of.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I guess also too, are they keeping it for themselves?
Do they have two hundred people they can give gift cards?

Speaker 9 (10:18):
They seem like the person that they give it to
like as a tip more than getting you know, so
that's just what I'm referring from waiting in line for
almost hour.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
If they buy themselves.

Speaker 9 (10:29):
No, they were with their two kids for their teachers
and stuff.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
But oh yeah, I'm surprised the manager wasn't like, hey,
this is taking so long, let me pull you out
of line and shut this down, like or just do it.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
A customer service. Yeah, okay, well beware god blast. I
was like behind, I would have been white knuckling.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (10:54):
So, like Target has the little like last minute shopping thing,
they kept grabbing like the cards out of those like
oh grab people. I was like, stop grabbing them, please,
I need to be three hours in line.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Holy yeah, so you can get your damn gift cards?
All right?

Speaker 3 (11:12):
That's wild.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Not me, that would been not great, not n three
eights number of texts Billy's on now, somebody text a
nine nine three three eight in regards to hoodie, have
the waiting Target's line for by an hour? I ran
too that on Saturday at Target, sit in line for
an hour? Do you check out? Guy kept turning around
to grab more gift cards. Self awareness is I maybe

(11:38):
that's why my life be better if I didn't have that,
because I would I would die. I'd rather have a
heart attack.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
We would love for everyone to have self awareness.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, my goodness, real quick to sauce. Do you collect
anything make up? Okay, I collect anything? No, not really.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
This list is making the rounds of things that you
can stop collecting because they're not gonna ever really make money. Okay,
want to go through these real quick? Vintage playboys?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I mean, who wasn't going to?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean they have to be in mint
condition to be worth anything. Nobody wants like your grandpa
or dad's old ones.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I certainly do.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
That makes sense. Old VHS tapes and DVDs. I guess
less of the dizzy ones though we're supposed to be
like pretty pop in the VHS's. If you have ones, box.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Of them in my closet, and I'm like, I don't
know what to do with these because I don't have
a PCR anymore, so I can get rid of them.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
For this Porcelain dolls. Yeah, they aren't worth much. They're
also creepy.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, they freaked me out.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I see in Airbnb once in the woods that had
a whole cabin of them, Like, oh god, I'd rather
know there's cameras in there than just like the souls
because they're staring the soul. Yeah, cabbage patch.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Kids, I don't. I don't collect those either.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah. They say, if they're in mint condition in the box,
might be worth money, but if they've been played with
not much. Newer comic books. Yeah, it's all about like
the O g Yeah, damn. They say. Baseball cards like
the really old ones are good, but they then got
mass produced, so a bunch of ram cards. Yeah, the

(13:15):
old school, old school.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
POGs, oh yeah, I think I still have POGs somewhere.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
They say nearly all of them are worth less than
the cost of shipping. Yeah, pezz Spencer's realize people necessarily.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Makes sense.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
They say. Even the quote good ones sell for a
buck or two. Most vinyl records okay, they say the
market's so saturated they don't really hold much value.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
It is over saturated.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I also thing with all those shows like The American
Pickers and storage wars, like going to thrift shops, I
don't think you're gonna find like the Holy Grail. You
can just like can look on their phone and see
what that's worth. You know what I'm saying, the biggest
one of all time is Beanie Baby. Oh yeah, it's
a great meme of this couple. And trust the meme.

(14:06):
I guess they're getting divorced and counting out the the
bean babies in court. Yeah, because like they used to
have that Book of Life, this one might be worth,
you know, five thousand dollars. Sometimes they said nearly all
of them are worth under twenty dollars. So there you
got everything at Celebrity Shelby Sauce has or Entertainment port
coming next with you have for.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Us The Airs tour came to an end. We're going
to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Dang them. Our DC jingle Ball Present by Capitol One
goes down next Tuesday. The pre show Free Show brought
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Ball four to six pm District E which is right
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Speaker 4 (15:01):
What she got for us after nearly two years on
the road. Taylor Swift has wrapped the Eras Tour. For
the first time ever, a camera crew actually joined Taylor
on stage while she's performed. An entire production crew filled
a section of the Vancouver Stadium to film Taylor's final concerts.
The production included cameras on cranes and drones to capture
the show from every angle. Taylor's ex documentary will feel

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different than last year's Era's Tour concert film. So She
started in Glendale, Arizona, in March twenty twenty three, and
performed a total of one hundred and fifty two shows
in fifty four international cities, and she released three albums,
Speak Now, Taylor's Version, nineteen eighty nine, Taylor's Version, and The.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Tortured Post Apartment.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
She made each night unique by selecting a pair of
special songs to perform, and Swift He's left the venue
with memories, Slash for a lifetime. And of course there
were some key little standout moments we're going to talk
about when she said, you know, Karma's sorry, Karma is
the guy on that She's coming straight home with home
to me. So that was like remember that mid headlines,
Travis me on stage of summer when they were in London.

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Then she had the the Gillette Stadium Rainbow Show, which
is in Massachusetts. You didn't know, but basically there was
this she called it the rain Sorry, the rain Show,
so they danced in the rain for the entire show
because it was raining if she.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Didn't want to cancel.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
And then there was the black and gold bodysuit that
she wore at the October show in Miami that hinted
the reputation. Taylor's version will be coming out, and Chapelone
has is now kind of on Fortnite if you will,
So Fortnite has introduced a new hot to Go emote
inspired by the viral dance from Chapelone and to its
tradition of music collaborations and creative in game experiences.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
So that's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
It allows players to replicate the iconic news from Chapel
Roon's performances. It is available for purchase in the in
game shop for five hundred V bucks until January fourth,
if you want to get that. And tomorrow Jamie Fox
has that Netflix premiere that we've been talking about. It's
called What had Happened Was and details we don't have
a lot of but Jamie Fox is basically separated, setting

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the records straight about what happened when he had that
medical complication in spring twenty twenty three, so he spent
twenty days in a coma. His daughter Corin Fox played
the guitar from Daily while he was in a coma,
and Jamie claims that hearing that music while he was
in a comic comatost actually is kind of what inspired.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Him to wake up.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
It's what he's thinking, So he basically says it when
he came up, he came back. He thought that he
had passed out for a second, but it had been
three weeks. And yeah, he praises his daughter for playing
music to help him. Yeah, come sary, very scary. If
you're looking for something, watch tonight. There's not a ton
on TV. He kind of watched the Bengals play Dallas.
That is on ABC, and then The Voice. It's one

(17:41):
of the it's part one of the finale on NBC.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Thank you, SASA, welcome everything to watch us up if
you need something to listen to that Your Thoughts Shower
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I saw this trending over the weekend talking about having
a rough day of work. A crash covered a highway
in Maine with dooty water. Imagine having to clean that up.

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So then crash evolving a tanker truck calls the main
highway become covered and fall a foul smelling liquid waste
from a landfill. Main Sea Police said the tanker truck
went off the road after a crash evolving a truck
hauling a traffic tractor trailer and construction zone.

Speaker 8 (18:26):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
They say the crash called the tanker to spill about
nine thousand gallons of what's known as quote dirty water
from a landfill. That is a disaster.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I feel bad for the driver.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Oh yeah, and the people got to clean it up
and just the whole could you imagine the whole thing.
You don't want to deal with that and then just
knowing too, like the driver had to know the second
but this is going to be that's the call you
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socials at YMS Radio. Gotta get to this in a
second too. The mistakes good people make they keep them single.

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I got that coming a second real quick to you.
Back to the Aras tour, I do think one of
the non tailor highlights. I think Gracie Abrams became a
star on that tour. Yeah, she's gonna be at jingle
Ball next Tuesday. We are really lucky that behind the scenes,
as jingle Ball is a tour, we have a bunch
of iHeart stations that do it. Yeah, and the lineup's not

(19:21):
the same everywhere. Yeah, we got lucky. Ours is so
late in the year that the Aras Tour is over,
so we get to have Gracie at our show. Yeah,
is huge. When she does this.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Next Tuesday, I'm excited. I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I'm gonna be singing loud af It's Intern Johnny Mars
Show catching Cheeters War the Roses about thirty minutes away
on Internshohn in your Morning show. They've been together for
two years. I guess she was just talking to her
Bessie about the relationship. Bestie said, ooh, he doesn't seem
like marriage material, and I guess that's why she wants
to do War the Roses. Yeah, so we'll talk to
he around like seven to fifteen if you're not by

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the radio, you can get the free iHeartRadio app. You
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Just search interns in your morning show wherever you get
your podcasts, Sauce to send this to me. There's things
well intentioned people don't realize they do that keeps him single. Yeah,
do you think you have any flaws that keep you single? Sauce.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
I don't think I'm very I mean, I think I'm observant,
but then I just they think, like overthink what's happening
you do? Yeah, so I'm I will think somebody's checking
me out, and then maybe like I should make better
eye contact with them, and then I get my head,
I'm like, no, they're probably not.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Wait, didn't it happen at the bar this weekend? Is
like somebody that was staring but they listened to the show.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, there's somebody looking at me for a while, and
I obviously don't wear my glasses when I go out,
and I kind of was like, oh, maybe he's cute.
I don't know, but it's also dark and yeah, so
then he came over after it.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
But then it started to make me.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
I even said to my friend Hannah, I said, I said,
this is kind of freaking me out, Like he won't
stop staring at me, making sure.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
He was maybe he was staring over you if he couldn't.
IMI was just a djate butue, oh gotcha.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Okay, So then he came over and I'm like, oh God,
and I have to like flirt with somebody. It wasn't
at all. He's like, hey, recognize you from the show.
So I'm telling my dad this story yesterday. He's like,
how would he recognize you from a radio show? I'm
like social, social media media. Anyway, he was very nice.
I'm sorry I don't remember his name, but he was

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very nice.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I would say that you and if I can be
honest here, I don't think necessarily you're the reason you're single.
I think you just have high standards, which is good.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Thank you. I think I think so.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
I definitely think as I've gotten older, I have more.
It's not that I'm being picky. I just know what
I would like and what I would like not like.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
According to the experts, the first of all, this one
is huge. Assuming your date is exclusive to you without
ever talking about it, you have to have the conversation.
I have shotted this from the mountaintops. If you don't
tell your man's hey, are we just seeing each other? Yeah,
you give him out to be talking to it whoever
he wants to exactly, and like, technically he's not wrong

(21:57):
because you guys aren't doing the boyfriend girlfriend No, they say,
if you've never talked about it, you shouldn't exclude your
You shouldn't assume you're exclusive, nor should he if it's
important to you bring it up, discuss your level commitment
to each other. Yeah, I just think it's good to
have the anxiety. I like too, what are we Yeah?
You know what I mean, excessively speaking because silence makes

(22:20):
you nervous nor Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
I've been actually consciously working on it, especially since you
have been making that joke for five or six years now,
where I'm like, what do you guys want to talk about?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Because we were in Louisville before one of the comedy shows, myself,
D Kyle, and Sauce, and we were sitting on the
couch in the green room of Sauce goes, what do
you guys want to talk about?

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Because nobody was talking and I don't like silences around people.
I don't know very well, because this was probably twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
In fact, Sauce and I spent about four hours in
the car with each other this weekend, and you dropped
the line at one point this weekend. Yeah, what do
you want to talk about it?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
I was joking.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
I did this as a joke. On the ride back,
we barely talk to each other. Really, yeah, I just
listened to you complain about traffic, and I was like,
and I was like, make a mental note. I was like,
if I was dating this guy, I would have gotten
out a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
First of all, it was a long day as mainly cares.
I had to get back to dom.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
I know, I know, I know why, But you were
like doing that.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
I was like, I'm talking about in the show. But
Sauce had the audacity to suggest that she was were
gonna bring air pods so she could listen to a podcast?
Why drove us three hours round trip? Could you imagine?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
That's funny?

Speaker 5 (23:23):
I know he didn't talk on the way back then,
what's the difference we could have vibed out?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Web? Fine?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, I listened to Kyle Clarkson, made great time.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I learned.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
I'm sorry to change the subject.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
I learned that John has a reminder, like a notification
go off in his car when Kelly Clarkson comes on.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah wait why if? Yeah? I programmed my car so
anytime Breakaway comes on, it gives me notification that can change.
Trevor stations playing Breakaway.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
And he was like, oh wow, cool and then he
like went to it and I was like, well, I'm sorry,
hold on, wait wait wait, yeah, so.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
Your car is scanning the race Neo stations to see
which one is playing Kelly Clarkson's and then it'll be like, hey,
this station you're not listening to right.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Now is playing Kelly Jackson. Want you want to?

Speaker 6 (24:09):
You want to change?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
And he changes it?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, futuristic.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
I'm like, he's just living a life that we would
love to live.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Like Jetsons are impressed by you.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
And when you pick up a girl for a date,
do you think that that would be like odd for her?
She saw that in.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Notification popup list it. But how can you not love
this song?

Speaker 3 (24:33):
I don't disagree, I just.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Am not listening Kelly Clarkson because my date's an idiot.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
No, it's a close.

Speaker 10 (24:39):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
I'm saying, how often does this notification go?

Speaker 8 (24:46):
Yeah? Enough?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, well as feature as the car is, it's also
been paying the ass because since it got cold the
air and the tires and I've refilled it and notification
still pops up and like.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
It's just because makes the air like way less or what.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
But then but then it's like ill, it has like
what it thinks each tire is and they're all the same,
but their keeps popping up. I'm like, it's gonna pull
the sauce and look past this, don't put more air
in it.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Then well it's gonna because then you're gonna go over
what you need tires warm up.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Well, I have to blow air in the tire, like
my mouth gets cold in the damn metal dude. Yeah,
I gotta do at the garage. And it's just like
laying down that positions awkward. It is probably makes something
to help with a straw or something. Probably could do that.
I think about the straw thing, but that also sucks.
Somebody parks next to you. It's like then you have
to crouch so you could.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Get run over.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yeah, so far, so good.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
I get it. I get it.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah. Anyway, as we were saying, occasional silences allow of
conversation to feel natural and unforced shelby. Okay, they say,
let him do some of the talking, don't fill space
a nervous habit.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
I have done this on dates where I'm just like, no,
I'm not talking anymore, like like they're not giving me
enough back. So then our staff and then it's just
like really quiet. So then we're just eating in silence.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, it's like pulling teeth.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yeah, because I've gone on a few dates, even like
a day I went on earlier, earlier this year.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
I think in the springtime. I was like, this is
just not going anywhere, which is.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
At least good to know.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
They say one of the biggest mistakes too, is dating
beyond your budget.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Sure, I can't.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
I can see that, especially because I had a friend
that lives in Chicago that was saying he's not going
to date anymore because it's so expensive. And they had
gone to lunch and he wasn't drinking anymore and she
didn't drink, so he's like but still like with salads
and water, it was like eighty bucks.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Oh yeah, and then getting there yeah, and then parking.
They say buying someone's affection doesn't work. Yeah, I think
that's fair. They say a day spends a lot on you.
You can pin back with home quick meal, handmade gift,
something like that. That kind of makes sense. I actually
kind of agree with all these. Yeah, I love your
thoughts over texts nine eight It is intern Jeanny Marsham,
Why doesn't her bestie think he's marriage material? War of

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Speaker 2 (29:08):
I'm Rose. Those are the three things you need to
know for the day. Thank you, Rose, You're welcome. Let's go, Kayla,
good morning, bye, good morning. Hey, we'll do this next.

Speaker 11 (29:17):
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Speaker 2 (29:19):
War of the Roses on Interns, Johnny Morning Show. War
of the Roses on Interns, John in your Morning Show.
You're with somebody you hope is your person, but Dan,
something happens that makes you think, is there something else
going on? We tried to rip that bandid off. Kayla,

(29:41):
good morning, bye, good morning. Let's get into this. You
and Matt have been together? How long we've been together?

Speaker 7 (29:52):
For two years? Lea, we were not very old. We
met on him Okay, I sent him a rose.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Okay, if you don't know. On Hinge, they I'll say
Layman's terms, they hide the hot people behind a paywall.
Basically you can choose and sent them a digital rose.
So you send them a digital rose. Very nice. And
how long from matching on Hinge to see each other
in person?

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Like a day?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Like one day?

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (30:20):
Literally we went from like zero to sixty.

Speaker 12 (30:23):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
So honestly, it's weird. We were really inseparable, like from
the beginning. It just I don't know, we meshed and
we moved in together, like actually like moved in together
at like four months.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Who wait? Okay, so but let me ask you what
that though. Was the a case where somebody's lease was
up or was it a you know, romance. Was it
practical reason or more of a romantic reason if that
makes sense? No, it was it was romantic for sure.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
I mean, luckily we talked about it before my de
had ended, but.

Speaker 13 (31:00):
It was romantic.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Gosha okay and so h So we've been living together
basically for the whole two years, and so why are
we doing War of the roses?

Speaker 7 (31:07):
Well longer almost our our three year anniversary is in January.
But we've talked about engagements, like he's brought up the future,
like why would we move in together? He wasn't serious,
you know, and I'm I'm thinking we're at the holidays
right anniversary around the corner. I keep getting my nails

(31:29):
done and I kind of like mentioned it to him, like,
oh I should, so I get my nails done next week,
you know, just like, yeah, but a couple of days ago,
I was just spenting to one of my best friends, like,
like my girlfriend had had for I don't know she
we were kids and I was just spenting to her
and she said that she didn't think he, I don't know,

(31:51):
seems like the marrying type. So I don't I don't
really know what that means. I thought it was really odd.
They always like, I always felt like they had like
a fun like brother sister relationship which maybe could be
like considered flirty.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Okay, I don't know that's why I'm yeah, but it's
like an odd things. I feel like if she thought
that for real, she'd be more firm. My girls Trumpa's ass.

Speaker 14 (32:21):
It was just so like nonchalant, Like it was weird
and so am I say to assume that this is
one of those scenarios where the thought crept in your
head and it just keeps growing.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
So you just kind of want to find out black
and white.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
Oh yeah, I mean I've been sitting with us for
like a few days. I like, I really have to know.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yeah, so let's do this, Cayla. We'll have sauce call
from the flower shop, offer Matt the flowers obviously they
should go to you girlfriend of almost three years. If
they do, we'll put them on hold see if she
wanted to. If they go to somebody else, we'll get
some answers for you. Okay, okay, No, it's all good.
War of the Roses on Internship on your morning show,

(33:01):
War of the Roses intern John in your morning show, Cayle,
let me recap this quickly. So you and Matt matched
on hinge over two years ago. You sent him a
flower because he was behind the hot person paywall, and
it kind of went from zero to sixty in your words.
You guys met in person next day, moved in four
months later, so he've basically been roommates for nearly three years.

(33:23):
Three year anniversaries coming up in January. You guys have
talked about marriage, and you've been thinking with the holidays
and the anniversary coming, maybe the proposals coming and getting
her nails done, so on and so forth. You were
venting to a best friend about how Matt's kind of
taking his dear sweet time best friend kind mentioned casually
off the cuff. He doesn't seemed like the marrying type,

(33:45):
and that has kind of rubbed you the wrong way.
Because they have had a somewhat flirty past. Is that
kind of where we're at?

Speaker 7 (33:54):
That's exactly?

Speaker 11 (33:55):
That was perfect?

Speaker 7 (33:56):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Have you talked to other friends about NASA the comment
from your your friend, but about like the proposal and stuff.
Are they all kind of on the same page or
what's like the vibe and the rest of your tribe.

Speaker 7 (34:09):
I mean, I haven't really vented to a lot of
other people about it. I kind of kept it like
pretty private. I mean I've talked to like my parents,
like my mom, but yeah, no, not not really like
other friends. It just sort of came up too with
my friend, okay, with one of my best friends.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
And again we're assuming everything's fine. However, because you guys
live with each other, it would be a lot harder,
I would think for him to be cheating on you.
Have you noticed anything different with him as far as
like the rooming situation? Is he not at your place?

Speaker 8 (34:44):
Is often?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Is he anything changed around y'all's place at all?

Speaker 12 (34:49):
I mean he.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
Works late more often than he did like a year ago.
But I mean it's a busy season, it's the.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Holidays, Listen, I think, uh, I understand they're being hesitant
about doing this, but I think it's much easier to know.
So let's do this. We'll have sauce off from the
flower company. Uh, clearly the roses you go to you.
It's the holidays, your three anniversaries coming up. If they
if he sends them to you, we'll put him on hold.
We can either hang up, do whatever. If he sends

(35:21):
them to somebody else, we will see what's going on
with that too. Okay, okay, just so we have it.
Actually one of what I was gonna ask you for
the friend's name, but rather not in case it goes fine,
so let's not do it. Okay, one second, try to
get him on real quick.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Hello, Hi is this Matt. Hey Matt, My name is Faith.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
I'm from wym Ass Flowers. We are a new local
flower shop, and you actually want our contest of the
week so you get a free dozen red roses.

Speaker 12 (36:05):
I didn't enter any contests.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Maybe someone entered for you. We have like QR codes
at coffee shops in the area. Are you sure you
didn't just like click the QR code and actually enter.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
I mean I didn't enter any of my information.

Speaker 12 (36:22):
I just I might have scanned a QR code, but.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Like automatically filled it in, you know how like if
you have an iPhone, they are either way, someone entered
you and you want a dozen or red long sun roses.
They're gorgeous and we are new. We're just trying to
get the flowers out there, so it's a holida season.
I'm sure you have someone that you can send them to,
unless you want them for yourself.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 12 (36:48):
This feels like a scam.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
I mean it's not scam. You just won free flowers
to help a new flower shop.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I mean if you give in or anything, No, you don't.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
You don't need to.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
We just want to get them out there and then
you'll see that they're great and then hopefully you'll come
back and use us in the future.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I mean, Okay, you said your new small business. I
like that. I guess you should.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
We're helping your your the economy here, we're helping you know.

Speaker 12 (37:18):
Yeah, I agree?

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Great, Okay, cool, So I see like a few things
from you, just like the person's name will just go
down this list, just so that we can like file
that away in case you come back for I don't
know Valentine's even.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
So, who do you want to send them to.

Speaker 12 (37:36):
I guess we can send them to Brittany.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
It's a Brittany with an eye like.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
It's nice like Brittany like the why the ie at
the end?

Speaker 11 (37:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Then yeah, is that French today? Okay? That was sorry?

Speaker 12 (37:53):
What is she to you?

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Just so we could file us away in case you
come and get Brittany flowers again?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Just a friend.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
These are like long stem red roses. Yeah, okay, I
get that. And then there's gonna be a flower cars
just like your little flower car. What do you want
that to say?

Speaker 8 (38:14):
M hm? Stay soon?

Speaker 12 (38:16):
Can you do like emojis, like a little smiley face after.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Like a hello?

Speaker 15 (38:26):
Are you?

Speaker 7 (38:27):
By the way, everybody? That's that Grittney is my best friend?

Speaker 6 (38:30):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
All right, well hold on real quick. Well we can't
say one of those words. I think you probably know
what one it is.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Matt.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
My name is intern John there. I got rose here
as well. Were one of the roads in the show.
And you let you know that that is your girlfriend? Kayla?
Why so wait so Kayla ex girlfriend?

Speaker 7 (38:50):
Now, why why are you sending flowers?

Speaker 12 (38:54):
Why? And what's with the cars?

Speaker 2 (38:57):
What's she's?

Speaker 12 (39:02):
What are you doing with her? I'm not doing anything
with her soon.

Speaker 11 (39:04):
We have a thing.

Speaker 10 (39:07):
You're not letting me.

Speaker 12 (39:09):
You have a thing with me? Yeah, that she's going
to find love soon.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
And that's what we saw each other.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
So weird.

Speaker 7 (39:17):
You're not in love, you don't have love, you haven't
found love.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yeah, it's we're talking about her. So you think the
conversation you're just you're just.

Speaker 7 (39:30):
Causing so many lives now.

Speaker 8 (39:37):
Going on.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
There is that too, Yeah, Matt, let me just ask
you this. Why would you be talking proposed?

Speaker 8 (39:43):
You?

Speaker 7 (39:45):
You have not proposed when you're opposed to me, I
don't have a ring. When did you propose?

Speaker 12 (39:49):
We talked about it a lot.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
That's not.

Speaker 12 (39:54):
And clearly you talk to me, you know we're going
to get married.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Talk to me about what would Brittany have said, went
over there, asked where those flowers came from.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
That's a good point me, okay, but.

Speaker 7 (40:09):
That you learned flowers.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
But also, Matt, you talk about you talk to your
girlfriend's best friend like without her knowing about relationship stuff.
You think that's odd her relationship.

Speaker 10 (40:21):
Well, when she's at work and her friend comes over,
why we talk about her relationship?

Speaker 16 (40:26):
Why does she come over?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
I never knew that she never knew that about. I mean,
that's your friendship with her. That's not me that relationship, Matt.
You you hang out with your You hang out with
your girlfriend's best friend at your place when she's not there.

Speaker 12 (40:46):
Yeah, because she comes over, I don't know. She comes
over to her.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Friend and she's not there, so she doesn't know, and
she just keeps coming over, not knowing what Kayla's work
schedule is.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
We don't text each other all day.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
It's a good point. Nobody say we didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
You can played together.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
We slept together, were making the show.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Okay, you don't have to mock me. I'm like, I'm
I'm sorry, feelings.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
You know, I think you're worth mocking.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
What this is.

Speaker 8 (41:23):
You think? I don't know.

Speaker 12 (41:25):
You're jealous of your best friend for whatever?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
On the radio, done.

Speaker 12 (41:33):
For a fight.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
You need to call the power company, Matt, because the
gas lighting is trying to lead to the phone to
call her friend, Matt.

Speaker 16 (41:43):
I'm done, Brittany, Yes, yes, yes, helped myself out and
down come and get you boy.

Speaker 11 (41:55):
Kicking me out.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
It's my house.

Speaker 12 (41:59):
Take me to Matter.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
I pay most of the rent and I can find.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
Okay, okay, suns matter because my name is on the leak.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah, there's that Matt. You're putting handcuffs, not the fun kind.
So I have a fantastic week. What okay?

Speaker 12 (42:15):
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Speaker 2 (42:19):
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your thoughts. War of the Roses on intern John in
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you heard out one of the roses. What do you
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(42:41):
morning commute. Oh girl, us too, Thank you for listening.
Have a great day.

Speaker 12 (42:45):
Thank you you too.

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Speaker 4 (43:51):
Barry Jogan has learned that cheating on Music's Ed Girl
has his consequences, so fans free Carpenter having cyberbullying Arry
to the point that he has deactivated his instagramut. Basically,
I told you last week that Brecky hill Like had
been sharing stuff the first day that we talked about
their breakup. I didn't even want to talk about it
because all she was doing was sharing stuff. It seemed
like she was cloud chasing, which it looks like she was,

(44:12):
because now she's saying that she did not hook up
with Barry. It was just gossip. Shut up, and I'm
not even gonna read her quote. She's an idiot, and
Barry Kiogan basically invoked his grandmother and two year old
sons well being in this calling off of the bullies.
He said in the post that came out on Saturday, quote,
my name has been dragged across the Internet.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
The messages I have received, No person should ever have
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Speaker 4 (44:36):
Absolute lives, hatred, disgusting commentary about my apparents character.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Holliam is a parent, et cetera.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Yeah, I do feel bad people are bullying him, but also,
like you cheat on Spreeen Carpenter, I don't know what
you thought was gonna happen. He didn't deny any of it,
and the weird little posts he made it makes him
seem more guilty and makes me feel even less bad
for him.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
If you weren't going to deny the yeah blams, he
shouldn't have done anything.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Really, like obviously, like people leave his family, but like
and also you shouldn't be bullying people.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
But I don't. I really don't know what he's expected
to happen, Answery Carpenter.

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They are also selling them in holiday gift giving boxes,

(45:29):
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Frosty the Snowman, really because it has one hundred and
seventy two beats per minute. Number two is All I
Want for Christmas with You Is You with Maria carriacorus
that's one hundred fifty beats per minute. And then Least
Nodad is at number three, one hundred and forty nine
GM for a minute. There's not a lot of TV tonight,
but the voice it's the part one of the finale
on NBC. And then the Bengals are playing the Cowboys

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on ABC.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
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(46:33):
Intern John in your Morning show. Our chance to hear
from you today. I want to know why should you
have been fired? What'd you do at work where you clearly,
clearly should have lost your job? Eight seven seven, nine
ninety five four six eight one to call me nine
ninety three three eight to text. If you text and
you get a call from a Maryland number, that's us.
We can change your name if you want. We can

(46:55):
change your voice if you want nobody to know it's you.
Why should they have fired you? The best one you
going to jingle ball? The check in an Intern John
in your Morning show. We are one week away our
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your Morning show. Why should they have fired you? Eight

(47:19):
seven seven nine four six eight one to call, nine
nine three three eight to text, can change your name,
can change your voice, like fake name Leah, good morning,
Good morning. So you were working a sales job and
this this is day one.

Speaker 8 (47:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (47:36):
I started on a Monday, right after my birthday.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Oh like birthday weekend.

Speaker 13 (47:42):
Yeah, so like yeah, I was like hell hungover, you know,
and it was yeah, yeah, so I had to take
a nap in the storage closet and yeah I got
found and oh oh so.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
We're talking talking like first day, They're like, where's the
new girl? It should be training her in Oh, can't
find her. Then they go find you dying in the closet.

Speaker 12 (48:07):
Yep, pretty much.

Speaker 13 (48:08):
It was not my finest moment, but you know, makes
a good story, I guess for you guys.

Speaker 12 (48:12):
And absolutely my family.

Speaker 13 (48:14):
My family.

Speaker 12 (48:15):
No, okay, that was not a good story for a family.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
All good, okay, Ken, put you in hold one second. Yeah,
she's your current leader. Let me hear yours. Why should
they have fired you? Eight seven seven nine ninety five
for six eight one to call, nine ninety three three
eight to text. We can change your name, We can
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Eight seven seven nine ninety five for six State one
to call nine nine three three eight to text. We
can change your name, we can change your voice. Nobody's no,

(49:03):
it's you. The voice change is gonna be sweating today.
My goodness, let me go, where should we? Sorry, let's go.
Fake name Lisa, good morning, Hi, good morning. All right,
fake name Lisa. You were working in what type of field?

Speaker 8 (49:18):
The restaurant industry?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Restaur industry, Okay, and they should have fire depour.

Speaker 8 (49:21):
K y.

Speaker 12 (49:24):
Honestly, this is just a little taste of what I've.

Speaker 11 (49:29):
Done just in this establishment. But I'll say it's more
than just this person.

Speaker 8 (49:35):
But there's a manager that's.

Speaker 11 (49:37):
Married with children, and we end up looking up and uh,
we would drink on the job, Okay, more than we
should have.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, to that point, I saw us fake and Lisa
mentioned this a little taste. Have you done this at
previous restaurants? Were you hooked up with the manager?

Speaker 8 (49:57):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (49:57):
Yes, but this one in particular restaurant, there was a
few few managers.

Speaker 8 (50:03):
And a few customers.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Okay, So how many managers have you dabbled with in
your career? Oh?

Speaker 11 (50:10):
God, yeah, a handful?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah, I bet they are. And how many more than
my fingers and toes? Yeah, there we go. And how
many of those managers were in relationships?

Speaker 8 (50:27):
Majority of them?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Okay? Can you give it no same? Can you give
us a hand of white? Type of restaurant this day?

Speaker 11 (50:35):
Is like?

Speaker 2 (50:35):
What kind of cuisine?

Speaker 11 (50:38):
Well, I've worked in French fancy French cuisine.

Speaker 8 (50:43):
This one was more of a.

Speaker 11 (50:47):
Uh, semi casual, family style restaurant.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Okay, all right, Faithan Lisa, but your hold one second,
busy girl, for sure, let me go Callie. There's so
many of these. Let me go. Fake name Susan, good morning,
Good morning. Are you working in what field? Fake named Susan?

Speaker 8 (51:08):
So I'm in healthcare administration?

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Okay, and they should fire you.

Speaker 17 (51:12):
Why because I was the one that was married and
I was having an affair with the janitor. Oh, we
were absolutely like hooking up at work in the parking lot,
in our vehicles in different closets.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Sure, absolutely, they.

Speaker 12 (51:30):
Got called out about it, but obviously we both latlye.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Sure, and so who made the first move? You are
the janitor?

Speaker 17 (51:39):
It was kind of both of us, like the attraction
was definitely there.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Well, fake names, unless you both flooded to each other.
Somebody had to make the first move.

Speaker 12 (51:49):
He asked for my number first.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Nice okay. And do you guys still work together?

Speaker 8 (51:55):
No?

Speaker 12 (51:55):
I have since left that job.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Okay, But so why'd you guys stop hooking up? As
because somebody caught.

Speaker 8 (52:00):
You or no, no one said we stopped looking up.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
You're still hooking up with them?

Speaker 8 (52:06):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Okay? Are you still married? Good question? Are you still married?
Fake dam Susan, I am okay? So how long you
and the gan are been cleaning each other's closets?

Speaker 12 (52:19):
About two years?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Is the blandness to keep going? Or would you think
you ever, you know, be with him full time? It's complicated, Yes,
it's indeed complicated. Indeed, indeed, okay, fake Dame Susan, we
don't judge. Okay, one second, you're in the running way,
we don't judge. There it is Okay, let me go.
Hold on, David, do you want voice change or not?

(52:46):
I want to say it all right in beautiful lees Burg. Wait,
hold on, there it is David. So why should you
have been fired? So?

Speaker 10 (52:53):
I used to work for Home Depot, probably about fifteen
years ago, and I was working overnights and we had
to put in like the big tub shower inserts.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
We had to put those up on the top shelf.

Speaker 11 (53:05):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (53:06):
And one night we just weren't paying attention. I dropped
one of the tub displays down and shattered the tub display,
but it went across the special order faucets and shower
heads and destroyed about a ten thousand dollars display.

Speaker 18 (53:23):
They sent me for drug tests immediately good morning afterwards,
which I was fine, yeah, job, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (53:35):
Well a month and a half later we were we
were working on unloading a truck and I locked the
back door to the garden department because it kept blowing
open and we were all cold, and I completely forgot
about that, and so I went and drove a forklift
straight through the back doors of garden and ripped the doors.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
David, you know we love you, but you might be
the first employee of whole time.

Speaker 10 (54:02):
I pot I started my own business, so then I
can't get blamed for you.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Yeah, so you caused probably like twenty thousand dollars in
damage shuttle.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
Oh yeah, are klutz?

Speaker 11 (54:13):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Are you just a klutz or no?

Speaker 10 (54:17):
It was working over nights was so difficult. We started
at eight pm and got off at six in the morning,
so depending on what time of the night it was.
I mean, you weren't all there.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
I got it. Yeah, all right, all right, all right, David.
One second, man, you were in the running.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
So I feel like if you're doing like the same thing,
like the driving the truck through the doors, like you're
just gonna assume.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
It's gonna open. Yeah, yeah, like that one, I'm like, okay,
the first one.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
How about that? And Hagerstown Fake name Ben, good morning?
You were working where fake name Ben?

Speaker 8 (54:50):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Nice? Love the creamery? All right, and you've just been fired?

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Why oh cold Stone? I thought you said gold Gym.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
No, cold Son, Okay, opposite.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Very often.

Speaker 8 (55:02):
That's been far because when our corporate office came in
for our corporate inspection, I was actually in the freezer hooking.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Up with a bottle of ice creamer with a person okay,
so don't those freezers. Can't you get locked in there?
Fake name Ben?

Speaker 8 (55:24):
No, the vacancy, you can get locked on the thought?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Thank god? Was it a coworker a customer?

Speaker 8 (55:30):
I was a co worker?

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yeah, okay, okay, it was the first time you guys
hooked up in the freezer?

Speaker 8 (55:35):
No, it wasn't the first time, just the first time.
Then spector came.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Sure, how many? How many times did we dabble each
other's ice cream the freezer? John, I have it right,
bag name Ben. You're so yeah, it shut up.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
That sounds fun though, like you're in a freezer, it's.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Cold, get some rocky road afterwards. It feels like what
a five gum career shoal would be. Yeah, because it's
so cool because it's all about like sensations and it's
like you're hooking up a freezer.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Fake Dame Ben. Did it feel like a five gum commercial?

Speaker 8 (56:13):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Absolutely, all right, fake dame. Wait did you get fired
or not?

Speaker 8 (56:17):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (56:18):
You weren't fired?

Speaker 8 (56:19):
No, So what happened was they obviously said that no
one was there, so they came back the next day.
But there's a lot and some issues and was the
bathroom so I just missed them.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Sure by man? All right, fake dam Ben? I wait
one last question back to Ben. If you had a
guess how many times have you hooked up in a freezer?

Speaker 13 (56:37):
I'll be four?

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Yeah, nice, I want a SECONDMD on the running.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
That's interesting, it's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Vote for your favorite over text nine ninety three three eight.
Let's go in Westminster. Fake named Grace. Good morning? Oh no,
fake Dame Grace, are you there?

Speaker 8 (56:54):
Ye here?

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Okay, Fake named Grace. You were working in? What kind
of industry?

Speaker 12 (57:00):
I actually worked in security?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Okay, and you should have been fired?

Speaker 16 (57:04):
Why.

Speaker 12 (57:07):
I was working in a white manors in a department store,
and my cowork and I were first to watch cameras
all day and well just the two of us on
plenty of extended days, and we just found ourselves picking
up quite frequently during shift.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Yeah, dutch Ham, that happened. Who made the first move? Grace?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Actually?

Speaker 12 (57:30):
I think I did?

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Nice? And so where did you guys like go in
like a closet or where I guess your security? You
good to go, Bud.

Speaker 12 (57:37):
So we were good to go because we had our
own private office. But our office is right next to
a bunch of other offices, so had to be very
quiet and secrete.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Pause. And so and Grace, were you both single?

Speaker 12 (57:53):
We were when I first started, and now we're actually married.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Yes, all right, so it worked out.

Speaker 12 (58:03):
It worked out, It worked out in our favorite absolutely.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Do people know this? When you they asked the sorry
of your love? Do you go we used to hook
up on the job, or do we say we met,
you know, a church camp?

Speaker 12 (58:13):
Uh, you know, a church camp would be good, but
they know we.

Speaker 11 (58:16):
Met from work.

Speaker 12 (58:17):
I couldn't really hide that.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Sure, okay, all right, Faith and Grace one second, you're
in the running. Let's go fake named Carl, Good.

Speaker 8 (58:24):
Morning, good morning?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
All right, man, you were in what industry? Faith in Carl?

Speaker 8 (58:30):
I actually would be in the retail industry, actually in
the thoughts stopping stopping around Pasadena?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Yeah, stopping?

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Okay, what kind of can you say? What kind of
retail store was?

Speaker 8 (58:47):
Big box?

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Got you? Big box? Okay, plenty of those past? Yeah
for sure? What's your my favorite stort?

Speaker 7 (58:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Sorry, okay, okay, fake named Carl. Uh why should they
fired you?

Speaker 7 (59:01):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (59:01):
So I was the manager actually when they caught my
office assistant using my laptop to entertain herself with some
adult films, and I kind of questioned it, and we
kind of got discussing her interest, and then that led
to us, you know, having an instant relationship within the stores.

(59:21):
We would look up, you know, in by my office
HR office, and then I had actually a sales associated
working the clients, and it was interested. So we looked
up a couple of times three years. Body was an individual,
but I had uh yeah. Then I had another cash

(59:43):
here who was interested. You know. I would look up
with the cash here every once in a while.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Fail how many co workers total?

Speaker 8 (59:53):
So or there from another location.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
There's only one big box for near past Dina, So
I feel like it's pretty obvious, and leaving the name
like alludes to like what's going on in that store?

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
You know what I'm saying, it's beyond Oh are you
talking about the place next to BJ's.

Speaker 13 (01:00:17):
I'm not sure, but.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
The store is.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
I thought he was talking about BJ's, but then I
thought he was talking about Ali's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Are you talking about big blocks?

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
He's guessing every store?

Speaker 8 (01:00:32):
My god?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
All right? Faith and Carl basically lived an adult film.
One second. You're in the running where he walked in
somebody using his laptop for adult films. That's weird to
do it, worry, that's how video start. I think now
not only work, but to be on your coworkers computer
right now, a little bit of this in my life. Yes,
that's weird. Vothe for your favorite over text nine ninety

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three three eight. It's gonna be tough.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Now I'm gonna walk in the store and be like,
who's hooking up with it? And where?

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Yeah, go on the back.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
That could be fun though, if you're just like playing
mind game with yourself, like I bet this cashier loves that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Yeah, Shelfree Soccer were there?

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
My god, Oh it was. I'll tell you it was
one two three. That was a sore.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Oh yeah, I got lost in that store all the time?

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
You did? I bet you did?

Speaker 11 (01:01:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
By the way, the pre show for jingle Ball, our
pre show free show goes down the day of jingle Ball,
December seventeenth at District E outside Capital One. This is cool.
It's open to all ages. No tickets need for the
pre show. I'm McKenna, Grace, Isabella, Rosa dash All performing
live Addison Ray coming for a special Q and A
which is really cool but will be your last chance

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to win jingle Ball tickets. So that goes down the
day of jingle Ball December seventeenth, District E. The votes
coming in, fake named Ben with the ice cream freezer.
You win the jingle Ball tickets, my friend. Oh right, yes, absolutely,
Now promise us you'll tell us who you are at
jingle Ball. Okay, okay, got one second. More jingle Ball

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tickets tomorrow. John's Little Secrets come next, first Mile Smith.
I hope you having a great Monday. Thank you for listening,
Intern John and your morning show as Shelby Soas, good morning,
good morning, Rose, Hello, Hello, got to Eric here, Hoodie
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huge thanks. Everybody came out to the women Walker five

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k this weekend for HIV was a lot of fun.
Tim's team. It was a lot a lot of folks
came out to support, which was very cool. You did
very well. You killed it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Thank you, Shelley. I appreciate everyone who donated it and came.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
He raised two thousand dollars here. That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
That's very cool.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
John, Hoodie, Mara severa love you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Was in Koby Jack.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Saus came, my brother came, he brought his best friend,
a bunch of my best friend. My best friend came
with a bunch of my friends.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
It was cool. It was great.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
And then our good friend justin, uh we love.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
He was like the best hype man.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Oh my god, him just like screaming.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
Everything he did is like yes, like Shelby, Yes, girl,
you're doing great.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Yeah. He's the best cheerleader to have.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
It was really funny though, and I'm so I'm not
gonna say who, but I was doing the like first
part of the announcements and my friends were like running
late because one of my friends overslept a little bit,
which it's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
They came like at the right time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Yeah, so you I see them like while I'm talking
running up, my best friend starts working and then like
all of them are dancing like it was very fun
the stage like yes, and I like see her like
do like a weird look and I was like, okay,
whatever and I turned around it's like her ex boyfriend's
behind me. Everybody's like like the like one of the
people in stage was like, what's wrong? And I was like,
oh nothing, Oh damn, yeah, because like he was like

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one of the people that spoke.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
But I was like, I didn't. I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Oh, I guess she probably didn't know either.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
None of us knew. It was kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
He was probably just as freaked out, like why is
she run up and dancing?

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Like he totally dipped like right when he saw her.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Yeah, I bet I would too, but I like her.
I I was like, I'd be like, dude, she is
too excited right now.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Yeah, but no, it was for me, bro, not you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Yeah. I got Justin too. Justin had a heated powered hat,
yeah that you charge and then hand warmers. They're all
so electric. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
I didn't know that existed. I didn't either, So he's
like on a whole new level.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Yeah, because I was. I only wore like under I
wore the gutural neck in.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
The hoodie and then it was didn't he didn't john't
even wear a jacket.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Nah, weird. No, I didn't, weird.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
I was proving us a badass real quick. Hoodie came
here for a second too, because Hoodie had an experience
this weekend and we talked about a little bit ago.
But I just think it's so it's wild, and I
credit him for not putting a fist through the wall. Okay,
good morring, hoodie. So this past weekend, after the walk
you thank you for coming, you and your the misses
went to Target. Yep, what happened. So we get in

(01:04:44):
line and it's busy.

Speaker 9 (01:04:44):
You know, it's holiday season, so it's the time when
Target the lines all the way to like the card section.
We get placed on the line, thinking, oh cool, she's
almost wrapping up. Turns out buying two hundred gift cards
because this gift card week.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
And a Target again, not two hundred dollars, hundred individuals
one person, wild insane.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
I wonder what she does with them?

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
So long not have any shame.

Speaker 8 (01:05:10):
I guess.

Speaker 9 (01:05:12):
The whole thing was like it was like ten percent
off at Target for Target specific gift cards this weekend, okay,
and uh in doing so like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Two hundred times ten, like two thousands, So yeah, save no,
I don't do the math, everybody. I don't know if
there's any amount of money that I would not feel
guilty making people wait behind me. Is they racked up
two hundred individual gift cards and put the money on
them and then printed the.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Receipts and then also like, why didn't she buy them online?
I don't know, that's so weird.

Speaker 9 (01:05:42):
We didn't know about this was going on because apparently
after she checked out and it was our finally time
to check out an hour later, Uh, she went to
another person and said, oh, you're getting gift cards, you
should buy more.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
So she was like passing it on to help the
cause even more chaos. Shell.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Now they need to have like a gift card only section,
like a couple of registers and to the gift cards,
because that's kind of just like delay everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
That is wild.

Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
It's like if you if you always go to a target,
those the registers buy, the actual gift card section are
never open.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Yeah, that would make sense to have it like that,
you know, I would have.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
I would have been like, hey, can we go in
front of you? We're gonna be buying two hundred two
hundred individual gift cards.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
But imagine like, if you're going to do that, you
must cause right, you must cause in convenience everywhere. Maybe
maybe you're right checks at the grocery store, right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
I think that she probably pulls up to the first
gas pump and as a pull forward and then she
goes into paking cash and you know, like everybody's trying
to get gas or doors.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Are open, close them, or even if she's not getting
gass at.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
All, she goes all parks parks of the pump and
she's like texting in her car instead of going inside
to get what she needs, doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Doesn't know the lanes not or doesn't the lanes ending.
And this drives to the very end, but it probably
goes to get to the end right now.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
I did that actually last week by accidents, I forgot
and I was so embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Well, or she's the person that complains about not being
bring water through t s A and act like I
can't bring my my smart water since with us as America,
Well grass for surviving and we're proud of you. You
got imagine Christmas p js because of that, it's dorrible.
She should give you ten dollars. Yeah, that's for one

(01:07:26):
of these. I'm excited to you guys Christmas parties this weekend.
I bought you chairs cool like they look like Barssels.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
Showed me a picture.

Speaker 9 (01:07:35):
Well it's good like that area people always stand and
it's always awkward because so yeah, why why do you
care what.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
They look like?

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Wooden?

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
But I think they're probably metal. I don't know. I
just well I was getting them. Yeah, I mean they're
like generic looking.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
I said that would get mine ouse swords if you
wanted them.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Yeah, but as far away, that's the generic looking barshls.
I don't know. It doesn't really get some pads match
what for what cherry cushion?

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Okay, you guys, that's like very like nineties kitchen like
if you put a cushion on those things, but.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Also need some cushions. There's there's there's like.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
The little like the round ones, like we all know
a family that had like those exact barcels their kitchen
with them.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Yeah, yeah's gonna dangle off of them. Yeah, your sauces
are but young and Bahi's coming.

Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
You need the stools where it looks like a booty
like you're sitting you know, the animal or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
That's wh would you ask me for advice.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
To make a rogue purchase, Shelby, I'll have ever asked
you for advice. You just give it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
You asked me for advice all the time I got
to today. Hey, should I wear this jingle ball or
this my my pecks are too big.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
But no, it's my shoulders. Okay, sorry, I see my
pecks are too bad. It's not the same thing at all,
but it makes sense of her body. This is my yeah,
my shirt. I ordered one that to get probably tailored
hopefully before too many flecks. And yeah, my pets, this

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is where problems. That's not true. And then I promised me,
you're not going to tell anybody else that I said
that in your life, that about your packs. Yeah, because
something sausage like John, you didn't find out because spect
to big.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
She's gonna bring it up, like your pecks don't look
bigger like what She's trying to intrigue people to you,
you know, like, oh, pets too big.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
I'm trying to find someone worthy that's not idiot, like
appreciate it hard, but I fear it might be hard sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
So I stopped talking to you about things.

Speaker 8 (01:09:54):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
I was talking saus about something this week, and and
she goes send me the voice on goes, well, first
of all, that person's an idiot, And my Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I was like, and you're also an idiot. So I'm
matthe me in heaven it took me a long time
to not do it, but then I had to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Did you took two seconds?

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
John just sent me like a little story about something,
and I just there are a lot of things, and
then I just I can't even say what I want
to say.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Please don't hold on, so I can say I'm not
going to play it because there's language in there. But
I have like the description of I think I can
pull up. Yeah, but it was something on lines of like,
did you realize you're an idiot?

Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
No, I did.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
I didn't know. But also wait, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
I just didn't know you were. Let me read this.
This is the quote. This is the voice note. I'm
just gonna say this. The I'm done giving you advice.
Was you're a blank and idiot respectfully dott or is
it a commerspectfully? And then that's why I'm idiot? Also
goes also that person idiot too, So that's a match
made in heaven.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Okay, wow, that's it. Respect yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
You saying respectfully before you drop the insult does not
like take away the barn making well, should be respectful
about it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
But it's like, okay, I'm sorry, Like I don't know
how much I can like keep dilly dowling around this thing.
But like, okay, I just I don't know. It's like,
if I were to do something, you'd be like, Shelby,
don't do that. Respect yourself, dude, you need to do this.
But then you're not like you're no whatever. All the

(01:11:38):
people around you are not doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Somebody text you should give me a star burst, right,
So now if you want to have all right, well
there we go. That's uh, all right, how we got here,
but we're here. Let me do this from the city
that changes the world.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Peers Rose's three things you need to know for Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Rose gionpris Well.

Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
TikTok's feature in America is kind of up in the
air because on Friday, a panel of federal judges upheld
a bipartisan national security bill signed by President Biden that
bans TikTok on January nineteenth, so, in a bipart bipartisan effort,
Congress passed the legislation to, in its words, protect US
interest Now.

Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
President LEC.

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
Donald Trump signaled during the campaign that he might extend
the deal by ninety days if a sale is in progress,
but the band does go into effect the day before
he's supposed to take office. Simultaneously, TikTok CEO has met
regularly with Elon Musk, and Elon Musk he said he
bought to Twitter to protect free speech. It's possible that

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he could do the same thing with TikTok, not entirely. Sure,
everyone I know that's on TikTok is like kind of friging.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Out about this.

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
So police in Montgomery County are warning Honda owners about
a spike in airbag theft. So the item is reportedly
there desirable on the black market since the new airbags
purchase from a Honda dealer can retail for one thousand
dollars each.

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So yeah, I know this is crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
Police are suggesting parking in well lit areas, making sure
your doors are locked, and immediately reporting any thefts or
attempts to tamper with car airbags.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
And winter weather officially here in DC and the road
crews in.

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
Arlington County are having some fun with their snowplow names.
And they just announced the names from their recent name
that plow contest.

Speaker 6 (01:13:31):
I love these are the snowplow names. So they have
Alex Snowvechkin.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
I love pretty good.

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Especially that's where they practice.

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That is so good.

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They have Control Salt delete Plow, Classical Plowe, mcplow Face
Saline Dion, which I think is so clever. They have
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I'm like, these are just so creative.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I love all of them.

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There was a whole list of them. I'll make sure
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So I'm doing this guy.

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I haven't yet had the opportunity or wanted to bring
up the fact that I was actually engaged.

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So I got to figure out that, okay.

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And so you guys have been dating for how long?

Speaker 12 (01:15:11):
Make three months?

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How long were you engaged to ex fiance for?

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Not?

Speaker 15 (01:15:16):
Not that long?

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It wasn't that okay?

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And how long did you an ex fiance date?

Speaker 12 (01:15:22):
For a couple of years?

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
And so if you mind me asking who called it off? I? Okay?
And so do we think it's something you'll ever bring
up to this guy? You think you'd wait until things
get like further down the line or where's your head at?

Speaker 12 (01:15:41):
You think it just seems to get more serious, right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
And I'm just like that's why I yeah, by the way, okay, yeah,
no judgment, sure, Yeah, yeah, I got you? Can I
put you in hold one second?

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nine three three eight to text, will change your name.
We'll change your voice like fake name. Julie. Good morning,
Good morning, Hi girl. Your confashion involves your apartment complex.
What's going on?

Speaker 15 (01:16:32):
Well, I got a little greedy. I'm afraid I've got
an apartment complex. You are a number of good looking
guys in it. Nice, So I decided to double dip
a little bit. Oh yeah, hey, come on, we all
do it right?

Speaker 8 (01:16:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
No, shat the game. How how would we start double dipping?

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
Well?

Speaker 15 (01:16:53):
I happened to meet the first time at the sky
on Bumble and literally did not know he lived in
my complex. Okay, so just happenstance right, And then I
was at the gym and I ran into this other
guy and lo and behold, I knew him. I recognized
him from the hallway and I was like, oops, but
you know, it was too late to now kind of

(01:17:15):
in a pickle because I have to juggle them and
somehow manage that they avoid seeing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Gotcha, is there one that you like more, that you
feel like you have more of a vibe with.

Speaker 15 (01:17:28):
You know, I guess, I guess gym god, because I'd
already had my eye on him, you got it, and
I'd seen him in the hallway.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
And I was like, yeah, no, it makes sense. Okay,
can I put you in hold one second?

Speaker 8 (01:17:41):
Yeah.

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You can vote for your favorite of our text nine
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After nearly two years on the road, Taylor Swift wrapped
the Era's tour For the first time ever, a camera
crew joined Swift on stage while she performed, so there
was an entire production crew. The filled a section of
the Vancouver Stadium to film Taylor's final concerts. The production
included cameras on cranes and drones to capture the show
from every angle. So Taylor's next documentary will feel a
bit different than last year's Eras Tour concert film. So

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She starred in Glendale, Arizona, in March twenty twenty three.
She performed a total of one hundred and fifty two
shows and fifty four international cities, and during that time
she released three albums, So Speak Now, Taylor's Version, nineteen
eighty nine, Taylor's Version, and The Tortured Post Department. She
also made every night unique by selecting the pair of
songs for each venue in each crowd, which remember, like

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when it first started, we were so wrapped up in
like what is it was like the secret song ye?
And then some memorable moments she did the Guy on
the Chiefs Karma is the Guy on the Chiefs coming
straight home to me? And then she brought Travis Alandskate
on stage during her London show of the summer and
he danced with her. And then there was the Gillette
Stadium rain show where it rained the entire show for

(01:19:07):
three and a half hours, so I can't imagine the
blisters that she got. And then in October when she
was in Miami, she wore a black and gold bodysuit
that had red stakes on it, so everyone thought that
she was teasing reputation Taylor's Version, and Fortnite has now
introduced a new Hot to Go emo that's inspired of
course by Chapel Roum. It does this a lot with

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musical collaborations and creative and game experiences, so this will
allow players to replicate the iconic moves from Chapel's performances.
This is available for purchase in the game shop for
five hundred v bucks until January fourth, and then the
emo has already garnered enthusiastic reactions from fans from social media,
So if you're a big fan you play Fortnite, go

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for it. And tomorrow Netflix premiers to Jamies Box special.
What had happened was and details there aren't very many,
but he is setting the record straight from that medical
complication that he had back in the spring of twenty
twenty three.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
He could just come out and say it, but I mean,
why not make it a whole comedy show.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
So sure, he was in a coma for twenty days
and his daughter Karen Fox played the guitar for him daily.
He said, Jamie said that when he was in a coma,
he could hear the music, and he credits one personal
song this daughter played for awakening him from that coma
when he was already three weeks in.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
So he dates the show in Atlanta.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
We talked about when was happening, and he said that
he was literally moments away from death, and then he
spoke about waking up from the hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
So we'll see what happens. But yeah, that will be
out tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
If you're looking for something to watch night, though there's
not a time, there is the live finale of the Voice.
It's Part one on NBC, and then there's Bengals playing
the Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
That's tonight on ABC. Thanks as welcome everything to watch
us up. If you need someone to listen to, New
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are a bad partner, you can listen to Ymsradio dot com.
The biggest New Year's party of the year, Big Night DC,
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call right now eight seven seven nine ninety five four
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Game of Day. The Game of Air got us. I
asked you questions. You answer the questions. This is gen
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Speaker 8 (01:21:41):
Ok?

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Sokay, Shelby Sauce, do you first complete the name of
this TV show?

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Okay? The Sweet Life of Zach and Cody.

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It's correct, Plastic program. Yes, Rose to you? Ye who
brought us the song Summertime Sadness?

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Lana del Rey.

Speaker 8 (01:22:01):
Sauce?

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
You what song from the soundtrack of A Star Is Born?
When It Kept Me? Award for Best Original Song, Shallow Rose.
In twenty eleven, Alfeo's popular music video for Party Rock
Anthem had everyone doing the same dance. What was the
name of the dance?

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Gosh, every day I'm shuffling? Is correct? U Sauce? What
song released by Adele shared the same name title as
the song by Lionel Richie.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
I don't know?

Speaker 8 (01:22:39):
Oh you do?

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Someone like you? It's not that well?

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
There it is there? It is Rose. Finish These lyrics
Welcome to the final show by one herald styles. Oh,
I don't mean I don't know fun show. No, I
hope you're wearing your best clothes. Oh oh, I wouldn't

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have gotten that. Shall be sauce? What e cigarette was
popular with teenagers because it's small and looked like a USB?

Speaker 7 (01:23:13):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
The a vape?

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
What's the actual name of the brand? I don't know
you want to take in? I thought it was vape pen?
Jewel jewel, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Where's my jewel? Something? Help me find my jewel?

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Absolutely? And what Disney show didn't older sister give her
baby sister advice through recordings? Good luck, Charlie, Sorry, Bridge Medler,
our favorite the cup more if you guys don't play
with you on the phone? And Shelby Sauce. What famous
NBA player is known as the King or king? Blank?

Speaker 8 (01:23:49):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
I just had a mind blank on anyone's name right now?
I think the most popular player in the NBA Bryant.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Oh wait, the other guy?

Speaker 8 (01:24:00):
It?

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
I always get in confused. I think that he doesn't
play anymore, but Lebron James.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
There it is the other guy.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Yes, I always think he doesn't play anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
He does?

Speaker 8 (01:24:09):
He does.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Indeed Rose, What Broadway star gave voice to Elsa and
Disney's Frozen Adele correct, Manzo, there we go. He was
so serious. Let's go. Francesca, good morning, Good morning, right girl,
I'm gonna ask you a question. You get it right,

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You're gonna see Big Night DC. Okay, Okay, you got
it pretty eas I think she hit this pretty quickly.
This dating app allowed potential dates to swipe right on
profiles that they want to meet up. Oh my goodness, penge.
I was gonna say, Francesca, congratulations, you're going to Big

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Night DC. We'll see you in New Year's Okay, Oh yeah,
thank you. One second if you want to get tickets,
by the way, Big Night d dot com. That's Big
Night DC dot com. Shelby Sauce What song by Pharrell
Williams spend ten weeks on top for the Billboard Top
one hundred chart in twenty fourteen.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Is that happy?

Speaker 8 (01:25:12):
It is?

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Indeed? Indeed, Rose. This company helped the person to monetize
their couch by allowing travelers to stay in a home
and seven hotel, oh Airbnb, the so I would do it?
John's Game of the Day More passes Tomorrow with jingle
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your morning show, Happy Monday, Thanks for hanging in the

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Intern John in your Morning show, Shelby Sauce Feaparte show.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
What she had probably the I should have been fired callers. Yeah,
pretty wild.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
The one lady who's like every restaurant I work out,
I hook up with the manager.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
I think the way she was saying it was like
I have like a ray or something like, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
She can help herself. Yeah, keeps tripping and following right
into their arms. It happens. Rose, how about you? Little
secrets always my favorite. Yeah, then with the War of
the Roses too, why her friends said she didn't think
her man was marriage material? Anything you missed, make sure
to grab the podcast Just search Intern John your Morning
Show wherever you listen to podcasts. Rose has the three

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things you need to know for your Monday coming. What
you got for us? We are talking about one Soto
and the insane deal that you got. Then, how to
be the perfect house for a Christmas party? First, Sabrina,
It's Intern Johnny Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
The City that Changes the World, Peer's rose with three
things you need.

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To Know are your Monday Rose you got for us?

Speaker 5 (01:26:57):
The FDA announced that it's looking to ban red food die.

Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
Over the next few weeks.

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Now red food die is found in a variety of drink, snacks, candies,
and there's no nutritional value to it. It's literally there
to make it look more appealing. The FDA said they're
currently reviewing a petition with that site the nineteen sixty
Delainey Clause, which says the FDA is not allowed to
deem a color or additive safe if it has cost
cancer in people or animals at any dose. Some of

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the dies allowed in food in the US are either
banned or required a warning label in other countries.

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To see you them, yeah not great.

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Members of the Montgomery County Police Alcohol Holiday Task Force
will devote their full time and attention to detect alcohol
related offenses this holiday season that The force kicked off
their twenty twenty four season on Wednesday, November twentieth. During
the first week of its operation, there were twenty nine
UI related arrest which not very good. Forty three during
the second week. So let's make sure that we are

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not drinking and driving. Thank you and former netstar Jan
Soto agreed Sunday to record seven hundred and sixty five
million dollar fifteen year contract with the New York Mets.

Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
If you do the betfil that's fifty one million dollars
per year.

Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
Now that deal could escalate to eight hundred and five
million dollars, and it's believed to.

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Be the largest pack in team sports history.

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Soda was nineteen when he made his major league debut
with Washington in twenty eighteen and helped the Nationals win
the World Series the following year. I also read there's
like a seventy five million dollar signing bonus.

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Yeah wild like dudes make it bad. Good for him?

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Good for him? I'm rose.

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Rose has send this to me if you're looking for
a way to make some quick cash. Professional backscratchers are
raking in the big bugs.

Speaker 12 (01:29:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
So this the Wall Street Journal talk to a couple
of folks. This one woman. She owns the Scratcher Girls
in Miami, which I think that's a little bit that
sleep is not. So she charges one hundred and thirty
bucks for an hour of scratching using her three inch
manicured nails. Okay, okay, she does backscratches, limbs, scalp, even

(01:29:45):
inside of their ears.

Speaker 8 (01:29:46):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Yeah, she says the technique is so euphoric that customers
will often drift asleep or quote give sounds of ecstasy.

Speaker 5 (01:29:58):
I do under stand how that could be like a
super relaxing absolutely, but I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:30:05):
I don't know if I want to pay someone to do.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
It well, and the sounds of ecstasy to me, that
that's at Yeah, she says she's never broken a nail,
files her nail before each scranching session.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
She files her nail.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Yeah, and scrub.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
She must not be doing that many people. For her
nails are three inches.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Yeah, and then she says she scrubs her claws with
soap and nail brush.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Okay, oh now I'm sorry, she says.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
It doesn't say anything more than just platonic. She says, quote,
we don't do scratch. We don't scratch chess or bellies. Also,
if you're not a border, arouse a belly scratch, if
you as an adult, get belly scratch and go. I'm
ready to go. But you pee outside to a bone
every day, maybe I'd never once been like, please, don't
want that girl scratched my belly real quick. She says.

(01:30:53):
You have to get people's heads out of the gutter.
There's well, there's yeah, yeah. Also there's a lady in
the past, Nina California, who opened up an ASMR SPA.
She quit her six figure job to pursue scratching full time. Okay,
she offers fifty minute sessions for one hundred and ten dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:31:13):
But people are paying these people to do it, so like,
good on them for making them.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
But they's gotta be still a lot of money, she said,
and I quote, it's just it's just like this very
pure touch that's purely for pleasure and nothing else, but
not in a sexual way.

Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
What Yeah, I mean I guess like, I mean, it
feels like good to have your backscratch, but like I
just don't want a stranger doing that. Yeah, So don't
like game massages either, So I'm probably like the kind
of person.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
What movie you watch this weekend? So he sent me
a clip where's this couple?

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
And she's not a couple of their friends their.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Friends and why should I get back scratches?

Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
But she's like, they made like a deal to go
to weddings together, beat each other's plus one.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
And I was like why And it's like the beginning
of the movie. I like, don why is this me
and you?

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
And it's just like the girls saying the weirdest stuff
and the guy's like up, go to sleep and he
feels guy, he's like fine, and she's like, so you
don't want to give me tickle scratches And he's like
we're tigleskotches.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
And that's what it is. I don't want that, but
I there we go. But if you look and make
some cash back scratches, there you go. How to be
the best holiday party host. First, Miles Smith, very big
weekend here interns John in your morning show. The tenth
annual i J Christmas Spectacular goes down Saturday. I'm pretty
sure it's tenth. I think that's fair. Yeah, I assume

(01:32:30):
it's ten. Gotta be around there. Yeah, Okay, Eric send
this to me. I don't know if I should be
offended by this or not, but this professional party planner
is sharing the secrets for handling obnoxious guests. I know
if that means that he plans some being the obnoxious guest,
or if he knows he but I can't be the guest.
If it's my.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
Trying to help you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Yeah, maybe he's like, hey, just see you know, in
case I get rowdy and Eric, here's how to handle me.
Yeah there, instead of tranquilizer, trank gun, something like that,
use these tactics, starting with corying the expert. Let everyone
know what to expect. I feel like I don't do
that at all. I just it's a way off and party.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
Yeah here it is.

Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
No, we know what to expect a good time, Like
if you've been to it before, you know what to expect.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
Yeah, you know that there's.

Speaker 6 (01:33:19):
Gonna be the white elephant.

Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
You know there's gonna be good times and drinks, and
you know that John's going to disappear halfway through the night.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Well that's true, because then when my carriage turns back
in a pumpkin, even though I'm at my house, it's
time for me to go away.

Speaker 8 (01:33:32):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
So coring the expert of your hosting is your responsibility
to help the event be enjoyable for all involved. Yeah,
it's this liquor, and there's food, and there's what is
the gig that pitch like it's gonna be it's a
fun times.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
Yeah, I mean I have fun.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
That's all that matters is saying let people know well
in advance what they can expect, just like with a
careered event, set expectations with your guests before beforehand. It's essential.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
I mean I think that, like maybe like telling people
whether it's like an actual sweater party or not.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
I think that's kind of up to anybody to choose elephant,
but the sweater is optional but also encouraged if you
want to. If you want to do that, I.

Speaker 5 (01:34:10):
Think, well, I feel like it started out as a
good Christmas water party.

Speaker 8 (01:34:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Yeah, soill like glass year, I just didn't wear one
because I realized, like there before, nobody was wearing any.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
It happens, you know what I mean. They say, there's
a person who's condes problems in the past, it might
be the time for a health, heartfelt one on one
conversation before the day.

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
Sure, damn, it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
You've been an issue.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
Hey, don't knock that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
Hey, real quick, you've made this not fun the past.
Let's not do that this time. I thought there's nobody
that's done that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
Yeah, I can't believe anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Everybody's always been that cool. The next thing is to
mind or alcohol. I'm not doing that. No, goat plenty
of it. Yeah that's listen, you're an adult. You know
what I'm saying. Say at the top of the list,
well above short tempers and long hell grudges. Alcohol is
a chief factor for obnoxious behavior at holiday gatherings. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they say, even if you have a sadness of alcohol
your party, you need plenty of none alcoholic beverages too,

(01:35:01):
well yeah, mixers, duh.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
Yeah, but also water water.

Speaker 6 (01:35:07):
Not everyone drinks alcohol.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
Although I'll say this so last year Cruise's wife, Now,
I didn't realized she was only having like holding the
glass of champagne the entire time she was pregnant. Yeah,
so this year, I'm like a hawk making if somebody's
not taking a shot, miss go pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
That's weird.

Speaker 6 (01:35:26):
Literally the worst thing you could do.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
That's what I'm gonna do. They say, to try a
little tenderness. I think I do that. When you think tender,
who do you think of? Okay, who's smart tender than
me on the show? Literally anyone else? No me versus Eric. Yeah,
I have dogs, Yeah, children love me pretty tender now, okay,

(01:35:55):
they say. One thing these professionals consistently mentioned was emphasizing
kindness and compassion. Yeah, are fundamental elements for the entire
hospitality industry.

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
I think we have people at your house you have
to be because if someone like spills something when you're
having a party, you can't get mad at them.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
Only if they tell me. That's always the worst part
having like people over for like a party is you
find things like, hey, I wish you had told me
you spilled something in the wall when it happened, Yeah,
so he could fix it. Then now here we are
twenty four hours later, and it's stained and I can't
do anything about it. Yeah, that's like the worst part
of doing that stuff. Yeah. They say that things will

(01:36:32):
run more smoothly if you make the concept of hospitality
foremost in your mind. Okay, so part to make folks
feel at home, Yeah, I do. I do agree with
that absolutely. Now as Skittle's on the other hand, he
is the one that tends to make people not feel
at home because he gets a little bit too anxious. Yeah,
and then people put their face in his face, which
he doesn't like, and then it's not not necessarily a

(01:36:53):
fun vibe. Yeah for anybody that Okay. The last thing
the expert says is distract the a hole.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
So what what I mean, Like, what like I thought
that we already had a conversation with that person.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
Well, they're saying someone gets a little bit too opinion
aid or negative distraction is the key.

Speaker 6 (01:37:10):
I thought it would be just telling them to leave.

Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
Yeah, if they're a repeat offender and they're so causing problems,
like they're not going to be invited anymore, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
Going to kick you out.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
Well they're saying to you, like with the election, even
though it's over, people like if you want to talk
about this week, and I'll ask you to leave. But listen,
let's not They say someone gets a little bit too
opinionated or negative distraction is the key quickly change the
topic or encourage a group activity to steer the attention elsewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Yeah, or just like hey can you help you? Come
help me in the kitchen, or something.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
Like hey, can you not?

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
Yeah? Can you not?

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
Can you just just not? Do you realized that we
were having a fun time and now it's it's not
that Yeah. They also say you can offer take a
walk with the obnoxious guest. No, no, her car maybe Yeah, yeah,
I'm not taking a walk. No, hell no. They say
the cool air outside a way of naturally soothing fraid nerves,
and exercise regulates our bodies. Sure, so we're saying probably

(01:38:07):
I say, okay, well.

Speaker 4 (01:38:09):
You can go outside and leave. That is true, especially
if you're a repeat offender. Why are you still causing problems?

Speaker 8 (01:38:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Tell room the vibe. Yeah, everybody's had a year.

Speaker 8 (01:38:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
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Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
I'm gonna tell you what the worst Christmas song to
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Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
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Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
So Barry Kyogan, I guess he's learned that cheating on
you know, Supran Carpenter has his consequences because fans of
Sabrina have been cyber bowling Berry to the point that
he has now deactivated his Instagram account. Oh, like we
talked about last week, it came out that maybe he
was cheating on Bricky Hill, cheating on Spreene. Carpenter with
Breckie Hill. I didn't really really talking about it at

(01:39:29):
first because she was just sharing stuff and it just
seemed like trolling to me. But now Brecky Hill's nine
that they ever hooked up, but it's like, girl, you
made people speculate, probably because you're just cloud chasing yep.
But basically Barry put out the statement on Saturday, and
it says that you know he's been bullied online. He said, quote,
my name has been dragged across the internet. The messages

(01:39:50):
I have received, no person should ever have to read them.
Absolute lies, hatred, disgusting commentary about my parents' character, how
i AMA's parent. But I do feel bad the people
bullying him, But also like, what you didn't deny it
in that statement, I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
Just made him look like really bad.

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
Yeah, can't guilt anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
Sorry he cheated on somebody? Yeah yeah, what did you
think was gonna happen?

Speaker 4 (01:40:14):
Sera Carpenter has capped off her incredible year with the
launch of a new perfume, which is called me Espresso,
obviously inspired by the song Espresso the Fragrance. It has
a blend of sweet and warm notes like espresso being cocoa,
vanilla orchid, Karen mel drizzle, whip cream, and it's it's
to create like a cozy desert likes dessert, not desert dessert,

(01:40:35):
likes scent for the holidays, for the like what she's
calling a relaxate him. If you do want to buy it,
it's probably gonna sell out. It might even already be
sold out. I throught check, but anyway, you can go
to Fragrance by Sabrina dot com. It is available for
in give a Holiday gift giving boxes as well for
sixty box.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
So I don't know. I have all her Spria Carpenter
of perfumes and I love them. They smell so good.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
And if you thought that Chris music was all jolly,
you're probably wrong, because uh, there's song. This came out
every weekend and I think I sent it to you,
but I want to talk about it because there are
a top ten list of Christmas songs that can actually
lead to a vehicular disaster. So basically, songs with over
one hundred and twenty beats per minute can lead to
dangerous driving habits.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
So the number one song, do you have a guess?

Speaker 14 (01:41:21):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
Christmas shoes?

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
Okay, no, ROSSI you have a guess. I'm sorry. I
thought that was a good guess.

Speaker 5 (01:41:30):
I would guess like Maria Carrey, ok, because everyone's like
really interesting that one.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
That's fair.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
So number one It's Frosty's Snowman with one hundred and
seventy two beats per minute. Number two is Ry carry
all I Want for Christmas with you one hundred and
fifty beats per minute, and then Police Nowida is number three. Oh, okay,
be careful when you're singing in your car. There's not
a lot going on tonight for TV. You can watch
some football. The Bengals are playing the Cowboys on ABC.
And then The Voice. It is one of the it's

(01:41:56):
part one of the finale that's on NBC.

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
Thanks everything that watches up. If he needs something to
listen to. New Thought Shower podcasts out talking about the
things you do to make you a bad partner, you
can check it ymssradio dot com. I want to get
to this for your Monday. A shocking amount of people
are planning to do this to celebrate the holidays. First, Sabrina,
it's Internshion your morning show. This is wild, but I

(01:42:20):
guess not that surprising. For whatever reason, they wanted to
figure out what single people plan to do during the holidays.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
According to this, fifty two percent of singles are going
home for the holidays and they have a plan to
hookup in their childhood bedroom, Like that is a set
plan of like I want to do it in my
childhood bedroom with my Kangriffy Junior poster, my Pokemon cards
and Alisa Frank books. And they would go, So I'm good. Yeah,

(01:42:51):
I mean it's separately cross my mind is like I
have to do in this room because it's how it
was as a kid. Yeah, it's got my Chucky cheese
tokens and that kind of stuff. Yeah, I think more
self like if we're here, but not like I would
love to cross off on bucket list.

Speaker 3 (01:43:05):
My parents' house, like not set to want to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
Yeah. Also give me and my twin bed.

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43:10):
I also don't bet at my parents' house anymore. And
their guest room has a twin bed.

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
So like, thank you, thank you if you are interested
in that, I mean, good for you. I guess they.
I also twenty nine percent people said they've hooked up
with somebody during the holidays and regret it later on. Yeah,
so there you go. It's Interns John your morning show
with DC jingle artists Tate McGray. Anything you missed from today,
make sure you get the podcast. If you miss War

(01:43:36):
of the Roses. If you miss the reason people should
have been fired. Let me tell you there's a certain
ice cream shop that I will never look at the
same ever again. Also a big box store in the
Pasadena area that is another one. Like, what the hell's
going on? Get the podcasts. All you do is search
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