That Time Sos Wanted To Hire A Sumo Wrestler

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
In turns On and your morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Happy Monday, friend, welcome to the show. Huge day today,
National brown Butter Day, very exciting, National States in Capital's Day.
Quick quiz sauce. How many state capitals are there?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Fifty?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
There it is? Look at that National Family Day? Cool
all right? In National Online Recovery Day.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
So also the first day of fall bro Yes, it
is officially, I can tell and thank you bringing it up.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Is that what you were in flannel today for first
day of fall?

Speaker 5 (00:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Okay, thank you for asking for our question to ask.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Nine ninety three three eighth number text you can always
call eight seven seven nine nine five four six A
one sauce. How was your weekend?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
It was really fun On Friday, I went to Happy
Hours with a friend.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Saturday was great.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Thank you everyone who came out to the walk in
five Kate and HIV by Women Walker. I got to
host it for the second time. It's my third time
doing the walk, but it was just really great. The
turnout was incredible. Well, it was so packed and there's
I don't know. I got a lot of listeners and
John and Spare thank you so much for coming. Skittles
also came. He was the star of the show. I

(01:09):
feel like he's just so cute, and it was just
it's such a great event.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
So thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I really appreciate that. They I believe they were raised
three hundred and seventy thousand dollars this year. And the
weather was amazing and it started.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Was really busy.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
I had a lot of like events and like just
things that I told myself I was gonna do with
friends and stuff. And then I went out to hide.
I went out to your establishment.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yes I did not.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Pay this time, Shelby like that.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I actually don't know who paid for my stuff because
I was not. I don't know if they just don't
ask me for a card anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Like I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm not like even tumble bragging. I'm just like that
was incredible.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I stayed out until one thirty in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I almost wasn't invited to I'm golaming anyway, but my
friends were like, yeah, we're work going here, but you
always go home early, so we weren't gonna invite you.
And like I was and offendis I was like, I
do go home early. And then I text I text
him yesterday I was like, I went home at one
thirty you show them what No. I actually was just
out having fun. It was really fun.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
You texted me asking me why people assume that you're
a manager of my bar.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh yes, I have been asked if I am a
manager of Hyde, which is fun.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I don't. I don't know why. That's why I asked you. Why.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Probably because when you're there, you act like you owned
the place.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I was telling I don't know. Probably I did.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
He also texted me being a model for Hide is
a full time job. And it's a blurry photo of
you and my friend Chelsea.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's funny.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Oh yes, I did have a photo shoot on one
of the couches outside. I should be embarrassed, but I'm
not because also the thing was, I wasn't even really drinking,
like it wasn't like I was like hammered a new memoir.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I should be embarrassed, but I'm not.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Story down bring that down the time.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
So here's how I knew your saraty was wild because
I wok Sunday.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Can I just say one more thing?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Of course?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
All right?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Because I did say we should get to because the
paper towel holder on the that used to be on
the wall it like fell off, you know, just from
probably somebody just like doing it two arts or whatever.
So people were complaining about the paper towels being soggy,
and I was like, what if we just like all
revolt and then just start like a Facebook group about
just the paper towels.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, but it was funny.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
It's time hilarious. I woke up Sunday to two miss
FaceTime calls from you and your mother.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I go, oh, no, oh, You're so lucky.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I was like, oh, this means missus Sauce is being
held hostage in a drunk sauce shell be FaceTime called.
She was, yeah, I'm trying to be brought in as
a third I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
My mom told me not to call you, and I
did anyway, So that was really fun. And then yesterday
I hung out in my place, my friend came over.
I started watching the Charlie Sheen documentary.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
That was fun.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
And then today I will be hanging out with my
friend from Pasadena who's here for work because I haven't
seen him forever, and so I think we're gonna do
like old town Okay, maybe I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Know for pa Factory. Maybe I've had a quote.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
A passing a weekend, Like I've talked to like one
of my old friends from high school on Friday and
then today I'm gonna go see him and then my
other front a lot of passing loss.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
For its being a socialized it hard it.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Is, And like you asked me what it's like to
also be so elegant, and I told you, like, it's
it's your loss.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Bro, it's your lass.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Wait, why is it my laws?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Because you didn't forward the two thousand and two email
chain and that's why you're yes, you don't have the
kind of anything.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, So the reason she said elegant is, quote, you
had to send the email chain letter in two thousand
and two. I was like, that was pretty funny. That's
a pretty response.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
So all right, way, it was a really fun weekend
and I loved every minute of it.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
So all right to that, John, Well, I'm going to
ask that was first I.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Think of great weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I already saw I'm going to try and make mine
sound interesting, but let Rose go first. Yes, well, thank
you for that.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
I had a great weekend. Charlie and Quay with to
the woods and had like they were camping and it
was so cute. I have literally hundreds of pick She
was living her very best life. She's very excited to
go back. All she talks about George and I. We
had our own little girl's weekend. We went to dinner,
Clint's mom wanted to take Georgia for the day, so

(05:13):
I had an entire day to myself, which never happens,
and that was fantastic. I got a lot of organizing
and cleaning done around the house, I went shopping, I
did lot like I did.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
I did everything that I had wanted to do, and
there was no stopping. It was great.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
And then had dinner with Clint's mom, and then yesterday
Clinton Charlie came home and it was just like the
cutest little reunion and we had so much fun and
we grilled and it.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Was just a really, really good weekend.

Speaker 7 (05:36):
And I while I was cleaning, I found my Taylor
Swift Reputation vip Stadium tour for the box, and I
learned that you could charge it because when you open
it up, it has like a screen in it and
there was a video that played when I first got it,
and you could charge it.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
So I charged it all up and it still.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Works and that was very exciting.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
So yeah, that was it was really fun. It was
really good. Weekend. Weekend was lovely. On Friday, went to
the bar with our good friend dj ry is a
funding out him. Got to try our new food. That
was great. Saturday of the walk, skittles first time, like
a big event like that, you know what I mean.
So he he get is very excited for everything. Yes,
being downtown, He's excited for walking, and he is a

(06:19):
notorious walking pooper. So he'll like poop three times where
you go. I'm not feeding you that much where he
is he actually is.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, so it's like I don't know where he's storing
all this other food from. Yeah, a little bit silly
of him. But the walk was great. And I saw
our friend Nurse Meghan. And you're probably wondering, why is
John's face glowing so much?

Speaker 4 (06:36):
But you saw like nurse Megan, I thought you just
saw someone else.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I went to I went to the shop there. Yeah,
and I was a little bit hungover because from Friday
and the lady do my face goes he seemed to hydrago.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I am wait, who did your face?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
New girl named Jem.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't know her, and then I got a little
bit uh. He owed on satur Sundays, and my plan
was okay, cool lists will be fine. Well Saturday. First
of all, there was like John Cena par wrestlers, like
three matches left, he's retiring. Yeah, like, okay, be cool
to watch one of his last matches. And so they
used to deal with ESPN where you have to like
get ESPN Superplus to watch their stuff. But then there

(07:16):
was a rumors like, well, if you have already have ESPN,
you don't have to pay extra. Yeah, I apparently don't
have the right one is actually thirty dollars a month,
and there is a zero chance for what just to
get ESPN Superplus. But what does that entail so you
can watch like premium events. I was like, I already
have because they had say have you two TV You're fine.
If you have the Disney Plus thing, you're fine. Have

(07:36):
both of those. And then I was like, well you
have to pay the extra like twenty dollars, that's just
not gonna happen. So there's that, and that I wanted
to watch the Vikings game on Sunday, had to pay
for the NFL ticket, which is like three hundred dollars.
That's also not gonna happen. So yeah, it's very frustrating.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
I just so watch football, though it's become like so
frustrating because there it's like it they're just on so
many different platforms now it's like, so you just as
well just go to a bar.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, I mean that's kind of the It's just like,
all right, it's like a treasure map. But trying to
figure out it's awful. If you Google it's on CBS
and then you go CBS and it's you know, quilt making,
Well it's not my CBS.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, so it's such a headache.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I can't stand it because we when I lived in Georgia,
we're trying to watch the Ravens.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
It was awful.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
It's not great.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
It's not great.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's my cross the bear. I mean say, I'm going
golf with their friend Andro day for that. Let me
give him Bilton Valerie, good morning, good morning, big day
for you girl. Why is that it's my birthday?

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Girl?

Speaker 8 (08:33):
Now?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Did we celebrate over the weekend? Are we going to
celebrate this whole week or both.

Speaker 9 (08:38):
My daughter and my boyfriend ma nay cake yesterday we
didn't and then watch football?

Speaker 5 (08:44):
What kind of cake was?

Speaker 9 (08:46):
They made me a lemon pound cake and they.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Forgot to put water in it, so it was likely.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
So we had to shoe on a cake and do
we have to pretend it was really good?

Speaker 4 (08:57):
But we want to go missing and then we have
to directions again.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Forgot the water?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, just just powder. Yes, well, you have a fantastic birthday.
I get you a coffee for listening. Oh one second,
thank you so much. Eight seven, seven, nine four sixty
one's number to call. Rose has the three things and
needs no coming. What you got for us? The PG
County Animal Shelter needs help urgently, and I'm gonna tell
you how you can help. Get to inges into three

(09:23):
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(09:45):
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Speaker 10 (09:47):
Let's do this from the city that changes the world.
Peers Rose with three things you need to know for
your Monday.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Rose, what you got for us?

Speaker 7 (09:55):
So, the White House says American companies will now control
TikTok's powerful algorithm in in the US. The Press Secretary
Carolyn Levitt said that Chinese accompanied by Dance, we'll get
one of the seven board seats for the TikTok's US operation,
and Americans will hold the remaining seats. President Trump had
said that Michael Dell and the Murdocks will also be
part of the deal. And yeah, so this deal could

(10:19):
be signed in the coming days, and there's been no.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Comment from China. That's the latest on the TikTok. So
I'll keep you updated.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
So each week, the Prince George's County Animal Shelter releases
the urgent List. These are the list of dogs that
need to be adopted within a week or other things
will happen that we don't.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Want to talk about.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
So, she said, the Prince George's County Animal Shelter has
frequently troubled with a lack of space.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
To house the dogs.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
So the shelter, like many shelters nationwide, is over capacity.
They need community support, so they're urgently the need to
find loving homes for their dogs, especially their large and
senior dogs.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
So the shelter they're closed on Sunday and Monday.

Speaker 7 (11:00):
But if you're wanting to help out, if you want
to adopt, you have to appear at the shelter no
later than six pm on Tuesday with two forms of identification.
You can go on their website to find the details
of how to adopt, and if you can't go in
person and you still want to help, you can visit
the Friends of PG County Animal Shelter page on Facebook
and comment whether you would like to foster, adopt, or

(11:21):
pledge for any dog and someone can assist you that way.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
So if you can, please help. And you shouldn't be
speaking in school.

Speaker 7 (11:28):
Zones anyway, but there will be no more warnings for
school zone speeders near Leesburg schools starting today. You're going
to be fined one hundred dollars, which as you should be.
The cameras have been in place for a month and
they catch drivers who go at least ten miles per
hour over the speed limit when the flashing lights tell
you what it is.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
So.

Speaker 7 (11:48):
Harper Park Elementary is one of the four schools around
the city to have cameras. Police selected the locations based
on things like the high traffic volumes, persistance speeding, and
significant pedestrian traffic. Cameras have also been played at Loudon
County High School, John Tolbert Elementary School, and balls Bluff
Elementary School. So please don't speed in the school though.
Thank you, I'm Rose. Those are the three things you

(12:09):
need to know for the day. Thank you, Rose, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Thursday, my album comes out, the Chewy Forever Album, raising
money for the Warrior Canine Connection. If you get a
chance to pre order, that'd be a fantastic Internsjohncomedy dot com.
It was an incredible weekend of shows back in I
Believe June, and I'm excited for the whole world to
get to hear it and to honor my boy. If
you get a chance, Internsjohncomedy dot Com. I think this
is a fantastic idea. If you have a dog, flying

(12:35):
can be a pain in the ass because it's like
you can't just pick up and go. You have to
figure out who's watching dog. Yeah, cat owners should probably
get right. You just leave that water and food, and
the cats like please leave, yes, just please please leave.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
The automatic ones especially Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, I have friends. You have the little boxes like
Bluetooth where it shows you when the cat use it last,
so you know, like it kind of tracks like everything's
regular and everything's good to go, which is like you
can really not be there, you know what I mean.
Room in Italy, perhaps you've heard of it, they are
launching a dog hotel at the airport, which is kind
of genius. So if you're flying somewhere, you bring your

(13:09):
dog with you, drop them off at the airport there.
That way you know they're being taken care of, and
then when you come back you take them up and go.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
You'll make a lot of stuck.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, it's kind of a genius idea. So it's actually
pretty affordable. Let me tell you this. Boarding for skittles
is like when people he looks again, a great time.
He better for how much that was? He better learn
new language, he better you know, use arson crafts like
he whatever. This is forty seven dollars a night, which
is pretty good. So has temperature controlled floors, pretty nice

(13:38):
private gardens. If you have a timid dog or dog
likes to be alone, you can get their own private
room as well. At night, they play ambient music, very exciting.
There's extra options from grooming, bathing and cleaning teeth services
to even a rooma therapy with lavender or peppermint sense.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Dug.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, I mean that's like when they would try to
upsell me on Chewy and I was like, yeah, he
licks his on butt, dude.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Like he doesn't really need Like he's like smaller than
my forearms.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
He doesn't need one thousand dollars in services, Okay, but
also has the all important webcam so you can watch
and see what's going on to you. I think it's
kay of genius.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
You can also get the premium okay for seventy dollars,
has around the clock video calls so you can FaceTime.
You can get on vacation. But I wonder what Baxter's
doing right now.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
I don't know if I want to do that, they'd
probably keep looking for you.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, there is that. You can even even pamping your
pet by tossing a treat via It's one of those
like dog.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Cameras with the trail now that one I do.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
But the facetiming now because I'd be like, I don't
want to make them more upset.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
I think because there's these great studies about airports, try
and get rid of the moving walkways because they want
you to spend more money at the stores. Yeah by Reagan,
like there's these big ones that we want you to
be in the stores. So now it's like airports that
makes money. It'd be so much easier to bring skills.
Because I'm a traveling I have a bachelor party, mine,
he is getting baptized, I'm going to Iowa for a
football game. All those like skills can't come with It

(15:04):
be so much easier to bring them with the airport
and then he's there to get picked up. What's our
dog business?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
We should should?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I know the first step is but starting, Oh we're
gonna say, we're gonna do it now it's patent pending.
You heard it here. First we're roping up a dog
business at every airport in United States. So sorry, our ideas,
So interns, Johnny morning, She love getting you into the
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(15:32):
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anywhere in the world. Everything a Celebrity Sauce has her
entertainment and part coming next. What you got for us?

Speaker 4 (15:45):
I'm I tell you everything that happened at the iHeartRadio
Music Festival.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Hang On. I was talking to somebody this weekend who
used to volunteer with Warrior Canine Connection. There's somehow great
it is playing with the puppies. I'm like, oh, I know,
it's like Zauce and I went there. You forget puppies
showing everything, but when though it's fine, please it's adorable.
The Chewy album comes out Thursday, benefits Warrior K nine Connection.
Their whole goal is to make sure these puppies are

(16:09):
trained to be amazing service dogs for veterans. You can
prior to your copy. Internsoncomedy dot com comes out again
this Thursday.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Let's do this.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Everything Celebrity Sauce has or irritatment apart.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
What you got for us.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
So over the weekend, Vegas turned into the ultimate music playground.
And that's because of our iHeart REGI Music Festival. It
let up to Tamo Arena. It looks phenomenal. They are like, uh,
what I was gonna say, bouncy balls. They were beach balls.
They're beach balls. They were like being thrown everywhere. But
he was having good time. Uh and yeah, So basically
they're just people were just treat to familiar music. Ry

(16:43):
Carrey Ocal Jay at Cheeron Room five at Cheron, actually
he was a one man show kind of show.

Speaker 11 (16:51):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
He had his guitar, a lout pedal and he was
just like putting together songs in front of the audience.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
And it looks so cool.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, I mean he's the best. Yeah, duncing the job, dude.
It swam real the scene up. So when you said

(17:17):
manso on, everybody swaying back and forth.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Heard, It's amazing.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
He's so also jelly roll, he was so cool. He
was like a human jukebox. I guess you would say so.
Like he played Nickelback, Lard Skinner, dm DMX, suit Dog
was Glefa, Miley Cyrus. It was just so good, and
he was just going through like song and song and
song was so good. And Tama Gray she got pretty personal.
She was just talking about like her song that changed
your life. And then I mean Diplow made it feel

(17:47):
like you were literally in Vegas with his set, and
then because I mean you were. And then Glorilla she
closed off the festival, and I love Lorilla great getting
writting music.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
If you're if you're that girl, girl, you get it.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
And over the week sorry, the weekend that Taylor Swift
drops The Life of a Showgirl theater's nationwide. They're going
to screen the music video for the first single, which
is the Fate of Ophelia.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
So she shared this on social media.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
She said, quote, I hereby invite you to a Dazzling
Soore the official release party of a Showgirl October third
through fifth, only in cinemas. You'll get to see the
exclusive behind the scenes footage and lyric videos from my
new album. Dancing is optional, but very much encourage unquote.
So first day ticket sales top to fifteen million dollars,
which outpace every twenty twenty five film.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
So are we are we surprised?

Speaker 12 (18:31):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Antsy Theaters reported that there it's their sixth highest day
of pre sales thanks to Showgirls. So I'm pretty incredible.
And if I don't know about you, we all miss
Shit's Creek, right.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
So Eugene Levey, he was talking about how his son,
Dan Levey, his heart is still in the show, which like, I.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Can't even imagine why would it not be.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
So he said that basically Dan Lovey has a kernel
of an idea for a reboot, and when as on
any tea he was on the Today Show, he said, quote,
if Dan said that he had a kernel of an
idea for reboot, he didn't lay it on me. I
don't know what he necessarily comes up with, unquote. So
basically he admitted that they just like they love the cast,
they love the show, they want to do something back
together the catches it. Nobody's really come up with an

(19:15):
idea yet and it's going to be hard to level off,
especially like some people are like it's going to be
a movie. I think I think a movie could be cool.
But Eugene, when asked, also said, wow, that's a good Wow.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
That's a good prediction.

Speaker 13 (19:29):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Anyway, I just I love them really for something. Watching
to Night now It's fun because everybody's be watching. The
Ravens are playing the Lions, ABC. You want that on
and ESPN. The Voices on the Twenty's is on the
twenty eighth. It's twenty eight season premiere. There we go
on NBC and then trending Number one is Black Rabbit
that's on Netflix. Number two is gen v that's on Prime,

(19:50):
and the number three is The Girlfriend that's also on Prime.
People have been posting about The Girlfriend though all weekend
that I follow on Instagram, So I definitely might watch it.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Definitely might. It's all new here. Thanks Austin welcome.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
If it needs something to listen to you, I got
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partner checks out the relationship, you can listen y miss
radio dot com. We have often preached on this show that,
especially for local governments, sometimes it's best to just ignore things. Yeah,
because when you make something a big deal, it becomes
a bigger deal.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Yeah, people are gonna come together.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
To Iowa we go the small town of jess Up,
which is just outside des Moines. They now have a
zero tolerance policy towards te paen houses. Oh now is
t pen houses a pain in the ass, no doubt,
no doubt will say you a zero tolerance policy stop
high school boys mainly from tepeen houses. Absolutely not. In fact,

(20:44):
I think they'll find more creative ways to do it.
Maybe just they hang up whole rows of toilet paper
and stead. You know, it's spreading it out like that?

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Is it happening that often? They have to like put
a little press release like, well, so it gets bad.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
So they announced on Friday band tee being Officially they
defined it as, quote, using toilet paper to decorate homes,
trees or other structures.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
They would hate mischief night and passing on buttnor like
that would be their nightmare.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
In fact, you could define it too. They're saying, there's
now a zero tolerance policy. Perpetrariors will be arrested and
charge with things like trespassing, criminal mischief, illegal dumping.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
In this early condent, it's like a fourteen year old,
It's like okay, yeah, I mean yeah, because like on
mischieft night and passing know everybody on vetnor, it's like
insane the amount of toilet papering that they do.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah, I mean it's on the streets tails all the time,
I think, yeah, truly is I know I had friends
who would do it when they know it's going to rain,
which that to me is damn uh the those sense
of looking at fines and community service.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
But it's really you're just like charging the parents. I mean,
I granted, yes, is it nice. No, But if it's
a traditional thing, that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
It's just I mean, I think it's one of those
things where will that really curb anything? Probably not think so.
I mean, now asking more.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Of a challenge, don't really the parents are gonna have
to pay for even more stuff because like their kids
just did something in high school that they're just being jerks,
and yeah, just make the kids go go clean it
up and then make them like pick up trash inside
of the road for really a little bit.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I also don't think of TPE in charge enough to
be like, oh, this is going to run the rest
of my life. I really don't think that'sking me like, oh,
you can't get in your college because you're TPEED when
you're thirteen years old.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Really like I think that's a little dramatic.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
But there we go. Let me hit to this for
your Monday. If you do these things with money, you
are old at school. Give me about three minutes catching
cheaters wore the Roses thirty minutes on Internsohn in your
morning show. I wanted to hit this for your Monday.
According to financial experts, if you don't spend money on
these things, your old school in good way.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I must see how bad we are at this expensive
coffee top of the list.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Oh I'm old school.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I don't think any of us really are yet. I
don't think we're coffee snobs in the show. I think
it's kind of if you drink it, it doesn't quite matter. Yeah,
I don't even know what coffee order is, which is fantastic.
Like Severah on Saturday for the walk was like, you
guys want to Starbucks? I like, I don't even know.
Usually Daddy Eric orders my coffee for me because I
don't even know what to get, you know what I mean. Yeah,
they're saying, if you have, if you're good money, you

(22:59):
make get home. I think that's fair.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Brand new cars, yeah, I've never had a brand new car.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
I haven't either.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
I usually get like the they wore the loaner car,
or they were like the the least car.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yeah, the car that the last car I bought. It
was one of the ones that yet the least I cannot.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Talk today, which I think that's always seemed to be.
I don't quite understand the difference. I know it soon
as drives off the lot loses money, that whole thing.
I never quite seen the benefit of getting brand new
versus if it's certified. What differences make?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Subscription services, I'm gonna
we've all gone that.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
I'm proud myself for this week. And I mentioned I
was almost like the NFL really tried to get me
three fanfil ticket.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
It's totally not I'd rather go to the game. I'm
not doing any of that. I will just like not
watch the game.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
I'm not watching. I'm not paying that much to watch
a football game. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Well, at this point too, it's almost like we're so
hum dinged on subscription stuff where it's like, to get
me to subscribe to something brand new, it's gonna have
to be the greatest thing of all time. Yea, Yeah,
I mean like there's like it's like we pop up
bad before or video and you get so pissed, like
I'm never gonna buy from this company ever, Like why
I saw ne To paid three innchred dollars. I'll take
him like that. I will never the Vikings could be

(24:08):
in the super Bowl. There's no way I'm paying to
watch that game like that. Yeah, and then especially with
NFL games, most of its commercials anyway, so you're paying
to watch like ten minutes of like actual action.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yeah, I was not doing that designer clothes. I only
have a designer bag that I bought at the real reel,
the Jan Sport backpack are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Hell yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Think I bought it on Postmark, but it is real.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I saw a kid of the Jan support over the weekend.
I'm like, hell, yeah, brother, it's like the exact same.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
But people still use those bags.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, but look it's like the exact same, like you
know the ones back the day, like a giant box almost.
I've been quite like there's rath rack. Ye, it's way
too big for I'm like, ah, yeah, dude, that's the best.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Look.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Kids with backpacks are too big for them. It's one
of the greatest things. Look like little turtles going to class. Absolutely,
they say the old school perspective prioritized is discreet and
quiet luxury rather than being flashy.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Also, they some designer closed that just had the logo
Giant on them. I'm like, bad to me, it's a
one hundred dollars Sure, this says Gucci on it.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Why are you paying for that?

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Like it just like and then if it's such an
obvious shirt, like I'll know every time you wear that
shirt because it literally it says Gucci and Giant letters.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
It's just an odd and odd thing. Social media ads.
So have you see an ad recommend on social media you,
if you get money, don't buy it. I haven't bought
from necessarily the app?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Well no, no, no, I have, I have.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
I was just thinking of, like the Instagram story from
an ad. You think I could not tell you it's
definitely closed or something.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
It's probably just like something.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
I'm pretty sure it's honestly been a while because my
right now, all my ads on my Instagram are just
things that I keep seeing the same stuff over and
over again, saying I don't want to see it, and
it's just like dumb stuff like like dating apps for
sports drinks. I'm like, yeah, I already have Selsi. It's
like leave me alone. But I think it was like
something for when Kate and I went to that rodeo,
I'm fairly certain it was like a top.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, my last one was the protein pretzels, and those
are at least as are good. But also, anytime you
see a TikTok creator earns commission, I thank god it says.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
That you can make it so that you don't see
those videos anymore.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Yes, you just like click, If you just click the
videos area, it will stop just being like the added videos.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
While we gotta stop talking about the smut books because
I got an ad this morning from Target for a
book called Ride with Me.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Oh what's let me? Let me get.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Thought?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Our life couldn't get worse? Being left at the altar
was bad enough, and then the drunken ranch she posts
on our social media followers.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Absolutely, oh I've read this all.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yes, Thomas Actual Brown is looking for a good time
with his family's expectations pressing down his career as a
Formula one driver, expecting my fresh talent see me lights Out.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
It is wild because like it's called lights Out the series,
and there's also like another book called lights Out that's
like super super dark.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
So I'm like girly, I don't think you.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Guys, look at this. Stella isn't the woman Thomas expects
to meet that night, and Thomas isn't the man Stella,
so I has to wake up to in the morning. Well, John.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Spoilers, That's why I don't read with books are about
and Tom too deep until I can't go back.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Absolutely, food deliveries delivery services. Our friend Shane's never used
Uber eats. Really isn't that crazy.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
I literally just keep deleting X. I'm like, stop.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
It just gets so easy though. It's like, oh, I
can go to the grocery store just have it delivered.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
But where I live, I can literally walk and get food.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
I mean anywhere. Yeah, yeah, people can, yeah, but it's
like you can walk to get food anywhere most places.
I feel like, if in a residential area to get food,
I have no idea. Are they what they live in
the middle of nowhere? They could do so your parents
could take their boat to a.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Good food So they're not walking. They're voting.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Okay, luxury hotels and resorts made the list.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I have not paid for any of that, damn.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I'm yeah. But they're saying to this, I mean, obviously,
like a good hotels, fine, like the over the top
ten thousand dollars room. Oh, like there's the there's a
hotel in the Inner Harbor that has a presidential sweep,
which I don't quite I would give bet you anything
I own that the president throughout history has never stayed
this hotel just because it's the whole tell that the

(28:00):
rest of room is like fifty dollars a night. Yeah,
when it's busy, and then it's like President just sweets
five grand I'm like, who the hell's paying for this?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
But when I lived in Georgia, everybody, not everybody, but
a lot of my friends would do staycasions at the
Four Seasons, which was a phenomenal hotel and there were
so many like cool restaurants around it.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
But I was like, I'm not having a suit.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
I'm not paying five hundred dollars a night to stay
at this hotel when I live down the street.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Eric and I got massages at the Four Seasons and
with Cruise. Cruse left about three minutes in his massage.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I mean, there's not for people that don't like to
be touched.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Well, I guess the mess asked him message therapist if
he's stressed out, and he goes and they'd left way
for us, So he sat in the locker room for
an hour, just way for us. Like, how was he
I left?

Speaker 3 (28:45):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Still a little goose. Fancy dying experiences made the list.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
I don't care about food, not to pay for fancy
dying at all.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
They Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Sometimes I'll see friends post a dish that looks like
it's about an inch and diameter. I you kind of
paid one hundred dollars or that. I don't quite get it.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, no, I'm not saying that.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
The last one is the overpriced water bottles.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Uh, which like like the Stanleys, Yeah, or like the.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
The even like bowles of water that are like six bucks.
Nobody has ions in it. Okay, No, I don't really
know what that means.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
I'll take Deer Park all day, uh.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, or the Giant jug and I fill up at work. Yeah,
Like that's we're not classic. We'll trying to get We're
trying those. Yeah, it's that intern Johnny Morning Show. Why
did he block her on Instagram? Is he cheating?

Speaker 5 (29:30):
War?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
The Roses comes next? Hang on Thursday is the day
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The album was recorded a couple months ago. We did
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(29:52):
the album Internsoncomedy dot com. Let's get her Ready for Roses.
But first from the city.

Speaker 10 (29:59):
That changes the world Peers Rose with three things.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
You need to know?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Are you Monday Rose? Whatch you off for us?

Speaker 12 (30:05):
So?

Speaker 7 (30:06):
The DC National Guard is working to build community trust
after being deployed around the city, and Guard members actually
took part in a community clean up event in Ward
eight on Saturday mornings. So members of the Advisory Neighborhood
Commission organized the cleanup to take advantage of the extra
manpower provided by the ongoing deployment, and the chair said
that the Guard members involved live in DC and that

(30:27):
the event should show the community that.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
There is no reason to fear their neighbors. So I
thought that was interesting.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
So the University of Maryland unfortunately is dealing with reports
of body life at several locations on the College Park campus.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Gives me the HEVGBS.

Speaker 7 (30:44):
An announcement from the university's Department of Environmental Safety indicated
that past control crews inspected and thoroughly treated several locations
last week.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
The university did not specify the locations.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Treated, though a campus newspaper said portions of like the
library and the hall were in so the university said
there would be additional inspections to ensure that no other
areas were infected. But and Toys r US appears to
be returning to Maryland just in time for Christmas. So recently,
their parent company, in partnership with Go Retail Group, revealed

(31:16):
a list of several new flagship stores that would soon
be opening nationwide. Among the chosen locations is Arundel Mills
and Hanover Nice. So there's no exact opening date that
has been announced. The stores appear to be currently hiring.
If you're interested, maybe we can get Eric to dust
Off he was a manager. Yeah maybe, but yeah, So

(31:40):
once I find out the exact date that.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
It's opening, I will let you know. I'm Roseose are
the three things you need to know for the today?
Thank you, Rose, You're welcome. Natalie good morning, good morning.
I have your email? Is okay? If we do this next?

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:54):
All right?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Wore the roses in just under three minutes on Intern
John your Morning show. What are the roses? On Intern
John in your morning show. We want you to be
in a healthy, happy relationship. You can't be in said
relationship if the person you're with is stepping out and cheating.

(32:16):
As we try to get to the bottom of Natalie,
good morning, Good morning, I was going through your email, girl,
and to me, I always try to think of logical
reasons for why things have happened. This is difficult, but
let's get into this. You and Ben started dating about
how long ago?

Speaker 11 (32:35):
About four months ago?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Okay, so matched on bumble right. Yeah, I talked for
a few weeks, but became official four months ago. So
you probably known each other about five months?

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Is that fair?

Speaker 11 (32:47):
Yeah, that's fair?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Okay, So things are going well. You first noticed things
starting to change a little bit about two months ago.
What happened?

Speaker 6 (32:56):
So when we first got together then he was super
communicative and like always checking in and I really like
that quality in my partner.

Speaker 11 (33:12):
And it's not like we have to like talk about
everything all.

Speaker 14 (33:17):
The time or anything like that, but he was just
he just clearly wanted to talk to me, and in
the past, like yeah, like probably two months, so like
the first two were like that, and then now it's
been like a lot less communication.

Speaker 11 (33:38):
It just kind of dropped off.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah, look, let's try to pay the papers. So let's
just say if like on the average week, he's an
even number, he would reach out a hundred times. This
was the even number. How many times on average is
and now I mean like two. Okay, that's a big
drop off. Okay, so that's kind of start with that.
Explain to me the Instagram stories, because to me, this
is kind kind of like the big smoking gun besides

(34:01):
the other smoking gun. But you had a suspicion he
was hiding you from his stories.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
Why because he never.

Speaker 14 (34:09):
He's always postsuff. His friend owns the bar, and he
always like he's very.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
Supportive of that and would like help him promote stuff
a lot. And then now I know he just never
posts stories, or at least it seems to me that
he never posts stories sure, which again was just kind
of like a weird sudden change. So I did put

(34:35):
on my crazy hat a little bit, and I went
through his phone.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
I would argue. I would argue, girl, it's only crazy
if you find nothing but you you found on his
Instagram he had physically muted you from seeing his stories. Mean,
if he posts a story, I could see it, saw us,
we see it, Rose who see it, but you couldn't.
And that, by the way, he's not an accidental thing.
That is a deliberate like I don't want Natalie see
what I'm posting, which is odd because if it was

(35:03):
really bad, you'd think he would want rest of his
friends to see it, but just you. And then can
you explain real quick to Natalie, you got a DM
from somebody basically saying hey, he's mine.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Yeah, you know those like typical like hey, girly messages
or those.

Speaker 11 (35:23):
Well, it was the opposite of that. It was like
very aggressive and like telling me to back off. And yeah,
it was okay, kind of threatening.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Sure, so let's see this, Natalie. We'll have sauce calm
from the flower company, off from a dozen roses. They
should go to you, girlfriend of four months. They do,
we'll put my whole whatever. If they don't, we'll find
some answers for you.

Speaker 15 (35:46):
Okay, okay, I.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Wore the roses part cut in about three minutes on
intern Morning Show. Wore the roses on Internsjon and Your
Morning Show. Natalie Ma recap this quick you in Bain
matched on Bumble five months ago. I had about a
month of thecording process, so to speak, have been officially
dating for four months. In your words, things were fine
and kind of the biggest first I guess, like, hey,

(36:09):
something's off. You guys used to keep in contact all
time throughout the week, throughout the day, texting, YadA YadA.
In your words, that the conversation went from like being
at one hundred to two, which is a pretty big
drop off. And then he started realize that his Instagram
stories vanished. He did a little digging, realized he had

(36:30):
blocked his stories from you seeing them, which I'm gonna
be honest, unless he's proposing or planning a huge surprise,
I don't know what logical the reason is for a
dude to block his girlfriend from seeing his Instagram stories.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Between the messages of communication and that I dumped him
just right away personally, but like, the.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Only logical reason block is like he's playing on surprise party.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Oh no, I'm saying, like the way he's acting I'm like, no,
this is not great. I've been like, I don't even
talk to me. I've just ended it.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
And then the cherry on top, Hey, another woman reach
out to you basically say back off, he's mine. That's
kind of where we're at.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Is that fair?

Speaker 11 (37:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
You mentioned that his buddy owns a bar. The question
I had have you been to the bar with him?
Has he said, Hey, I'm going to Chris's bar. You
want to come with? Or is he very much like, Hey,
it's a guy's thing, don't don't come out.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
In the beginnings and we would go together a lot.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Okay, So when's the last time you were there or
invited there?

Speaker 11 (37:29):
M M like a month and a half ago.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Man.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
So let's do this. We'll have sauce call from the
flower company going to offer the roses. They should go
to you. If they go to you, put them on hold,
we can hang up, do whatever. If they go somewhere else,
we'll figure out what's going on. Okay, Okay, one second,
there we go.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Oh, I'm calling for Ben.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Hi Ben.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
My name's Eliza. I'm calling from a new flower shop.
We're called Why Miss Flowers. We just open actually downtown.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
No I'm good.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
I'm good. I'm good, I'm good good.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
You want to hear my spiel? My mom wrote it
for me, and I think you're gonna maybe like it.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
No, I get enough of these calls.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
I understand one thousand percent understand it, and I honestly
hate calling people. We're just I just want to try
out new marketing for my mom's flower shop. Just because
you know, an Instagram ad, people will just click through it.
I'll even say don't want to see again. And so
I figure that if we give away a bouquet of
you know, flowers once a week to local people and
you actually see them, and even if you send them
to somebody else, then you get to experience it for free,

(38:42):
and then maybe we get more foot traffic before the holidays.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
It's only free.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
I don't need your credit card and fill or anything.
We're just trying to make it, make our flower shop
flourish if you will.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
You're a local business, Yeah, I can respect that.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
I mean that's a little bit different.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
Yeah, so we're family own like it will help you
support your local, you know, community economy if you do
end up using us. I know that we're not in
national chain, but we do do national sales. We can
send it wherever you want the country. I did not
mean to hit my phone so hard, sorry, but yeah,
does that sound something like it would make you look
good if you had someone in your life you could

(39:19):
send them to, like you can send them to you,
even your grandma, your mom, whoever?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Uh, your brother? I don't care, help me, help you.
I'm sorry. I feel like this story was so awkward
and I think it could be friends. So okay, so
you can help me. I appreciate you. I appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Okay, So I was gonna do amnion name of who
you're gonna send them to, and then we'll do like
the flower card and everything.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Yeah to my girlfriend of six months?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
What's what's her name? Kendall?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Does she have like two l's the whole kendle down
or just like one nice?

Speaker 16 (39:58):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Cool cool?

Speaker 4 (40:00):
And then the flower car is just like your typical
little flower car. Whatever you want on there though, we
could make it fit.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
You just put what's up cutie?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
What's up?

Speaker 11 (40:09):
Cutie?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Do you want a comma on that? Do you want
a comment? A question mark?

Speaker 13 (40:16):
Or she knows, she knows, she knows who I am,
she'll know, she'll know exactly.

Speaker 11 (40:23):
Benjamin, you have about twenty seconds to playing yourself.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Wait, yeah, he's legal.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Name.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Who countdown? Still going? Yeah? About ten seconds now, wait
for a pause, Hold for a pause. Hey, Benjamin, my
name is intern John the Times up. You got Sauce
and Rose here, So I don't know one of the
roses in the show. That is your girlfriend Natalie, although
it sounds like you have multiple so yeah, oh my god,

(40:53):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (40:54):
So Benjamin, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is see, this is the kind
of what are you? What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (41:03):
All this drama? And I told this girl, hold on,
hold on.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
You just told us that you are dating your girlfriend
Kendall for six months.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
We have been dating Natalie for four months. So what
do you mean you hate drama? You're causing the drama.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
You've known her for five months.

Speaker 16 (41:26):
You are literally the drama.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Yes, you are the drama.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Your day two girls at once.

Speaker 17 (41:34):
Look, I was in a completely vulnerable state.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I was on I was on the apps.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
I told you look, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I told Natalie when I first met her that I
didn't like anything like this. Okay, I don't have communication.

Speaker 11 (41:53):
Okay, So I thought that I should have told you
that I didn't like this.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
So, Ben, you you are just a vulnerable man who
stumbled onto a dating app and stumbled into the hearts
and bads and multi women because you are so vulnerable.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Also, you had a girlfriend when you're doing it. We're
not picking.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
On your Listen. I went through a really bad breakup.
I was waiting what happened?

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Really?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
But you you guys started dating when you already had
a girlfriend of one month yea, like you met five
months ago.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
I mean, but you.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
People send me messages, but you can help not sending
back and saying, hey, be my girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Moron?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Were you delete?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:45):
When you get in a relationship, I don't think that
that does it make sense? Phone?

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Okay? Okay?

Speaker 5 (42:55):
How many?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
How my girlfriends do you have? How many girlfriends you have?
Book answer four.

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Girl?

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Oh girl, I knew for from the second that girl
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It looks phenomenal. They even had like Beach Balding, like
Toss round Ryding me in my.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
High school raguation.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
So fun.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
So the lineup was stacked.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
We had like Rooin five, Mariah Carey, Oh Cool, Jay
Ed Cheeron, TAMC Gray, Big X. The plug Ed Scheeron
was a one man show. He was just out there
with the guitar and the loop pedal and he was
building songs in front of the audience.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
It was so freaking cool.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
And then Jelly Roll he just shocked the audience because
he was flipping through genres like a human jukebox. So
one moment moment he's singing go Back, and then Larry
Scanner Skinner's uh so you Home Alabama, and then there
is a DMX, You Dogs, Khalifa, Miley, Cyrus Flowers, even
you have a clip of it cause you play.

Speaker 13 (45:18):
I'm so damn.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
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Speaker 11 (45:30):
Church.

Speaker 12 (45:30):
Know.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
He's just so talented and it was just so cool
how he was just like going from song to song.
And then t M Crai of course she performed You
Broke Me First and said that that's the song that
changed your life, which yeah, it is.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
And Cardi B I love.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
I think she's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
She dropped her album on Friday, Am I the Drama
and she she's showing up because basically she already with
that album. Broke a Guinness World record because basically Walmart
has the Wing drone delivery and Atlantic records. They have
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(46:09):
and seventy six in one hour, which is incredible because
I'm like, uh, what, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
I just thought that was wild.

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(46:38):
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on Elm Street or the Extorsists. Those are their original ones.

(46:58):
But they also do have like, uh, what's it called
the where to go get Out get Out on there.
I was like, I know, I wrote down get Out. Yeah,
get Outs on their tail. If you're looking for something
to watching it, we got the Ravens. They're playing the Lions.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
I Am pumped. It's on ABC and ESPN. The Voice.

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I've seen so many people talking about this on Instagram
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Have to check that out.

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favorite things, So do leres and your coworker finally got canned?

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What was it?

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Let's go in Bethesda, Laura, good morning.

Speaker 14 (48:35):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
I don't want to give away too much, but you
work in what field?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
In the medical device field.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Okay, gotch And so you had a coworker fired?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Why We were on a zoom meeting and she shared
her screen up on it or some very uh not
appropriate for work videos she had obviously made with her partner.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Oh so it was of her?

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Now was it a case where everybody realized right away
or were you like, oh my god and then tapping
the person next to you like do you see this?

Speaker 6 (49:14):
I think it was pretty immediate because she freaked out.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Yeah, and then we all were like, oh my god.

Speaker 11 (49:20):
Yeah, so that really just happened.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
It was were you surprised or in hindsight doesn't make sense?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
I mean, in hindsight for her definitely makes sense.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Okay, all right, No, she in the game? Can I
put you in a hold? One second?

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (49:36):
They have it?

Speaker 2 (49:36):
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Intern John your morning show? Why was your coworker fired
eight seven seven, nine ninety five four six s eight
one to call, nine ninety three three eight to text,
can change name, can change your voice while you get
you one hold my favorite ones of all time. I've
always said to anybody in your microphone, never say a
bad word into a microphone, because you just never know.
It could be on the air, it could be live

(50:18):
somewhere else. The Minnesota State Fair is a huge, one
of the biggest state fairs in the country. Everybody goes there.
There was a guy who used to work with on
the Top forty station, which is much like this music,
who was talking back to somebody at the station down
the microphone line. So he's broadcasting live from the fair,
talking live somebody the station off the air about what
he did the night before with a girly meta club

(50:39):
and play by play detail something went wrong where he
was broadcasting that live on the old person station. So
between Michael Boublay and Steely Dan, he's talking about what
was happening in the club bathroom.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Oh god, dame, you could text if you want to
tell the stories and you're next to your microphone, especially
like a live broadcast back, this sounds like it was
back in the day.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Probably, Yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
The best was He's like I could tell our boss
didn't want to fire me, but he had no did
he wanted to. It's not great. It's not great. Let
me go, Shara, Good morning, Good morning. So this is
a coworker. They got fired?

Speaker 9 (51:17):
Why for sleeping in the model home and hooking up
with the girls.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Okay, so this is an apartment complex, I'm assuming. Yeah, okay,
so like the model unit where you show people like, oh,
this will look like he was staying there and then
hooking up with girls there.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (51:38):
So we discovered it by going into the model home
that morning, just making sure that everything is in place,
and we just saw that. Thinks we're in a disarray.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
Oh yeah, he was fired.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Now were you surprised to find that out or they
kind of check out that he was doing that.

Speaker 13 (51:52):
I was surprised.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Yeah, that's wild. The apartment complex says they don't do
that anymore.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Every time I've gone toward, it's never been model maybe
toward like a hunter.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Yeah you go, fake name, Lucy, good morning, good morning.
This is in the restaurant industry. They were fired wine.

Speaker 15 (52:11):
Yeah, so this is only goes back as far as.

Speaker 17 (52:15):
The month he was he had ended up stealing one
thousand dollars worth of fun I guess in just one month.
And how he was doing it was waiting off items.

Speaker 15 (52:25):
Off of texts that were cash checks so.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
That he could talk at the rest of the money.
And when they went back they found that just for.

Speaker 15 (52:32):
A month it was one thousand dollars and we were like,
if we go back any further, it's gonna be real.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Now, fake Dame Lucy, what kind of restaurant was this?
We're talking high end, the mill of the line, diner, middle.

Speaker 15 (52:43):
Probably it's an holiday breakfast, but it's not like.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
I hop any more?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Gotcha? Okayan name one second in the in the running.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
That's why I always with a dollar sign. I want
to put tips on now because my friends, my friend
worked at this restaurant where so we got fire because
they would add numbers.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Oh to the like that.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Yeah, I don't like that. We go fake name and
a good morning. This is kind of impressive. Fake name Anna.
Your coworker saw what.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
She so well, they.

Speaker 15 (53:16):
Said, she's still a sonogram machine.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Okay, how does one feel a sonogram machine? Because seemed
to be fairly large. I never had one, but.

Speaker 15 (53:26):
They are extremely large. So basically they said that.

Speaker 12 (53:30):
She somehow walked out of where we worked out, which
was a clinic, and walked with it all the way
to the Metro and somehow put it on the Metro
to get home with her.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
She's like rolling around like what were you?

Speaker 2 (53:45):
DC? But also Metro Somebody's like, Gues's fine, that makes sense.
It's a casual sonogram machine.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
That's not They're not going to be like what are
they going to do? Ask what you're doing with that?

Speaker 11 (53:53):
Fair?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
But faith Na, what the hell is she going to
do with this? He said as a side.

Speaker 12 (53:58):
Gig, I guess that's what they were trying to say.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
It made no sense to all of us.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Sure, yeah, that's fair, okay, fake nastly.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Something on Facebook like hey, I'll do your song here
for free, like I'll give you more than just like
the few that you get or whatever.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Also, that's one of those things where if nobody notices
hes stile from the office, you should be able to
keep it, Like if I steal the printer and nobody
catches me, like that's like I earned that, you know
what I mean? Like legitimately I mean, I wouldn't it be,
it wouldn't work.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
I was asking, like, is there gonna help you put
in your car?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
So machine's fairly big, So something like that big if
an employee takes it and they get away with it
each there's I have no business with a printer. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Yeah, but I'm saying, like the printer's burger and the
sogram machine, it's.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Fair is an example? No, No, I'm just now I
can't steal it though. Fake name Amanda, good morning.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Are you working education?

Speaker 5 (54:51):
I'm assuming how you do high school?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Okay? Call or grows fiery. Poor k Why.

Speaker 13 (54:59):
So we went the palm and then the after party,
and she showed up drunk to prom to palm and
the after party, but the after part she was like
totally lit.

Speaker 6 (55:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
So I would imagine, thinking, Amanda, that you want chaperones
in a high school problem to be sober, to say
a good example.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
I would, I would yeah, right, okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Were you surprised by the decision thaking Amanda of her
coming drunk? Was that kind of on brand?

Speaker 13 (55:28):
I was actually totally surprised, and I was even more
surprised because the person she showed up with was the
one that turned her in.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
I damn they that makes sense, but I would probably
do that too, just because like you're putting the kids
at risk.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Something happen to the kids.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Taking Amanda one second, you're in the running, I let
me go. Do you don get morning?

Speaker 6 (55:50):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Color cross fired? Why girl?

Speaker 16 (55:54):
Were having some alone time inside the walking cooler while working.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Nice the moment hit and they let me try to
cool off, cool down these thoughts instead of me a thing.
So more rapidly. Was this a restaurant, assuming I know
it was a convenience store?

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Now, Dom, were you surprised or is we're like, oh
this makes sense.

Speaker 11 (56:20):
Yeah, I was surprised.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
I mean I'm working with them and then they walk
in and you sign this.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Ah yeah one thing went down and cool himself off
and then yeah, this is what it is. Vote for
your fate over text nine ninety three three eight in Beltsville, Chrystal,
good morning. Oh no, Chris, you're there.

Speaker 16 (56:43):
I'm here, I'm here.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah, you're good. Just know what happened?

Speaker 16 (56:48):
Okay, So I used to work like a.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Oh sean put youse. I think I think we're losing you.
If we could check make sure she's good, because she's
a really good story.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Let me go.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Kayla, good morning, good morning. You were an education girl.
Why was somebody fired?

Speaker 12 (57:07):
They decided that they were going to tattoo not just one,
but two tattoos on one of the students.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Okay, So this is a teacher who was doing tattoos
in school or outside of school?

Speaker 13 (57:21):
Outside of school?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Okay? And were they trained to be a tattoo artist
or is it just like they decide randomly to Yeah,
they were just doing it on the side, okay, English teacher.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
No, they were actually a teacher's assistant.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Okay, okay, okay, all right, kill second's wild way siding
English teachers. But we're all thinking it.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
I was thinking a gym teacher, so I was sure
sure in a church.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Fell Stephanie, good morning, good morning. Your co worker was stolen?
Why co worker was sorry? Cover was fired? Why so?

Speaker 6 (58:01):
I worked in a like retail warehouse.

Speaker 9 (58:06):
He was basically stealing product off the shelf and was
going around the back and literally just selling.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
It, sure absolutely to customers or to who, to anyone
and everyone.

Speaker 9 (58:18):
I think he was posting it on like Facebook, or something.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
And as like he was selling it and he's like, oh, yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
Just meet me here, which is where you work?

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Ye, and he took the.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Middle Yeah pretty much.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, so really we should be celebrating that he was Robinhood,
robbing from his work and paying himself exactly. Yeah, Stephanie,
when you found out about this resurprise or like, it
made sense. Dave was always carrying stuff outside the back
in the shade darkness.

Speaker 9 (58:48):
So the thing was he was the opener in one
of the departments. So being the opener, almost no one
else was working at the time, so he basically got
away with anything and everything and.

Speaker 16 (59:01):
It kind of surprised us, but it also kind of.

Speaker 9 (59:03):
Didn't because he seemed super shady.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Anyways, Yeah, it makes sense, Okay, I know in the
parking lot.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
I used to work on the guy in radio who
had rent out the station's equipment other radio stations for events.
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
I mean we used to give like our friends like
free hands.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I'm gonna try Crystal again, Crystal, good morning.

Speaker 16 (59:24):
Good morning, I'm here.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Here we go. So you're working at a fast casual restaurant.
They are fired. Why that you're working at.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (59:35):
So it was one of the managers, and you know,
really nice guy.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
I thought.

Speaker 16 (59:39):
I thought he was very honest. But there was a
couple of girls. But this was like college, the college
because we worked there, you know, I was like that
kind of easy job for the nighttime. So he would
always work the closing shifts and it was closed like
one two am, so you know, nobody's seeing up that late.
Uh like GM wise. So there's this girl. She had

(01:00:00):
finally quick because she graduated. So she told them, you know, oh,
I'm quitting, and then had asked him about her last check.
He said, oh, the check's going to be mailed to you.
You know, they always nail the last checks out. Come
to find out, though, he took her check and cashed it.
When they it took her a couple weeks to see,
but they saw him cashing her check somebody else's check,

(01:00:22):
and when they went to review the camera after, they
thought he was taking money from the safe. So it
came about I think it was about five thousand in total.
Never heard saw him again.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Yass up, we've actually saw your coworkers. That's okay, Chris
the West second in the running. That makes me angy
yet not great. Somebody texted him a colworkers fired because
he was weighing at extracurricular things on the kitchen scale
and the restaurant worked out, well, damn can't do that. Yea, yeah, yep, uh,

(01:00:52):
there's a bunch of that can't read. So my boss
about one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars booth without
permission and for a restaurant that don't.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Don't be that club for one night? That's wild.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Maybe in Miami eleven, my boy, the club is that
could be. Yeah, the vote's coming in pretty far and away.
Fake name Anna anytime you steal a sonogram and then
dear get away on metro? Yeah, there it is you
and the tickets Okay? On one second, girl, you're in

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for a more Cardi B tickets tomorrow. Got secrets coming
in a second. Plus the new trend people are taking
these from restaurants. Give me about five minutes first. Leon
Thomas An interned Johnny Morton Show. One of the most
fun parts of this job is meeting you if you
listen to the show and saying hi. It's one of
the coolest things for us. This past Saturday, we did
the Whipman Walker five kid n HIV and in honor

(01:01:47):
of sausage Uncle Tim, and we met somebody named Peter
who was like the nicest dude, big listener of the show,
and he was just he was like spouting up everything
loves about the show. It was basically everything. I'm like, Peter,
I need to bring you around me is very exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
As I was leaving though with skittles. This is like
maybe an hour later, I see Peter again. He goes, hey,
I tell you something, yeah, man, whatever, He comes really closely.
He goes, you are tall that yes, he goes, I
don't know why people say you sound short, you are tall.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
Thank you? Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Aside from that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
You don't know what his license is anyway, but you
tell me that I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Was saving for the air because thought was so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Funny.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Yeah, I was like, thank you. I don't know I
give off small vibes. I don't know vibe.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Maybe it's because like you feel threatened by my big attitudes,
so like it just.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Makes me seem small.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Explain that because I just took.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Your place and I'm so small, People like, oh, he
must be small too.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
You took my place, said I put sure, sure, sure,
so I see him like this, a small man. He's
a small man, like a fairy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
He was a fairy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
So you think think that I give off fairy vibes
because you came in b D swinging and just fair. Yeah, okay, Yeah.
So there also said she thought I was short before
she met me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
I don't think I ever thought you were short before
I met you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
I don't think so either.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Never crossed my mind. But everybody's toss me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
I've been six feet probably since I know high school.
So anyway, but Peter fantastic meeting man. It was very exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
He was he was so sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
That's awesome. And that's one of the biggest highlights Forrest
is when people say that this listen the show, Yeah,
it's awesome. Real quick. Pocket packing new trend apparently restaurants.
I don't think it's necessarily new. It's basically when you
pack your pockets with like napkins, sauce, yeah, silverware or
whatever it is. Yeah, I personally do not do that,

(01:03:47):
but really you don't tell you grip it to napkins
for what anything like that? What do I need them for?

Speaker 12 (01:03:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Yeah, I don't know, or keep it in I usually
keep it in my car, your nose in the car,
so that I must be nice. You can try your
holy functions. What you don't find yourself need a napkin
in the car and like, yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Gotta have this like a little thing of like tissues
in my car.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Okay, she has a civilized like rich girl.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
God, no I'm not, but like, I don't mean napkins
everywhere I do get I don't, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
But I also have children, so I know there's napkins
that I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Live alone, like I am an adult.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Like when you go to like a Chinese restaurant, I
think copexa soy sauce, Chick fil a couple of packs
of like the Chick fil a sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
But you have to ask that that's a little different,
Like if I could like put my hand in Chick
fil a sauce and take it absolutely?

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
What about like if you go like the Whole Foods
and they have the hot bar, take a couple of
extra of plastic knives and forks just in.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Case I don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Wait, how do you live?

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Wait does this list include cups or mugs? Because now
it's not like this is just pack your pockets.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
I could take that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Draws, napkins, condiments including sugar, and Ketchup packets.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Down do that, Okay, I'm just huh, I don't need
that like cluttering out my kitchen.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
You know, did what do you do?

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
You just have like a regular dull size Ketchup packets.
I don't like Ketchup, so no, I don't have any
Ketchup packets. And then all like the stuff I if
I have, like a I have like tacobout fire sauce
because I asked for it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
That sair.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
I think for me, the biggest thing is the plastic utensils.
I'll take a gripple of those because.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Don got the dishes and them for like two bucks
on Amazon. I got a little ten pack Wow nice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Brouh wow plastic ones. Yeah, really a ten pack? Wh
would you get a ten pack one odd number? And
again you can get like a huge the whole.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Damn thing, guys. I don't need.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Like I was like thinking, I was like, maybe I
need to get a Costco membership. I'm like, for what,
I don't need like a two hundred and fifty things
of of plastic silverware.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
But you think you'll never you need a lot of
tile paper, broke, because you'll be pooping.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Dude, John Holily can't stand here today? Or sextfully? Do
you like first day of following a little too hard?
Over here?

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
What do you you're wearing? Camo? Are you wearing?

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
That's for you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
It's camera for pumpkins. Bro You are in your patterns? Brok,
you're wearing flannel right now?

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Who are you?

Speaker 12 (01:06:11):
Joe?

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Because I knew it was the first daf fall?

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
You didn't? Is that?

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Is this the issue here?

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
You're sad. The summer's over. That girl, summer's over? So
is that's okay?

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
Girl?

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
That was funny?

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Somebody text me, I can't believe John twenty six feet.
I assumed he was a Jonas brother. Wait mean because
the Josts brothers are relatively short, I think, oh yeah, no, yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Sorry John tall.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
People say that you're probably short, and then I'll show
them a picture of us together and they're like, that
means nothing, because you're sure. I'm like, you can tell
he's at least a foot taller than me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Yeah, if we were similar in height, I would be
under five feet. That wouldn't be good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
And even the the one picture I showed I was
in heels, I was in like platform hills. I was like,
you can still tell how much taller he is in
me and the girls like that doesn't count. I'm like,
guess it's you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Could tell you the foottholl of mirror.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
What are you arguing with me? You don't even know
about him about John's height to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Argue about that. There's far easier things so you can
pick out to take me down for too big of
a heart, probably caring too.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Much, just being the adopted son for the d m V.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
That is true. Somebody told me that to actually recently
were talking about how much they love the show and
then uh, yeah about how like the Maryland girl John's
basement adopted by d n V. I like, yeah, I
kind of have a.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Guys, because I make you learn about Marylyn.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
I was here before you bro at the station.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Okay, yes, Maryland history in high school.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Yeah, I know that you didn't even know that our
state sport is jousting.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
Take that back through the day. Try to come at me.

Speaker 10 (01:07:49):
You didn't really know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
You didn't even know John. Everybody knows our sports jousing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
Brou everyone's up on air. There's like so many days
that I would love to hire like a sumer wrestler,
just like take out John. I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
That's how I want to take you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
I know more about Maryland you do, but I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Don't let me take you out like kill you like.
I just want you to just get like like body slammed.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
That's why or.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
May I found the flavorable one. I just like tackle you?

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Why you make me? I'm more of Maryland boy than
you are.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
I'm not a violent person, but I'm more of Maryland
boy than you are. Okay, Yeah, who live in Gates talk?
He doesn't mean anything. You don't even know the most
diversity in the country until I told you. Okay, East,
It's so lucky the pastorate come down because you're the
Queen of the Nial saw Us the Queen. The Chewi

(01:08:46):
album comes out on Thursday. I'm very excited. Chewy Forever
honoring uh the best dog ever Chewi, who passed away
on New Year's raising money for Warrior Canine Connection. The
goal is to raise as much money for them as
possible and what they do with the train puppies to
be service animals.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
For veterans. A fantastic group. If Thursday the album's out,
you can reserve your copy. Internshooncomedy dot com.

Speaker 10 (01:09:08):
Let's do this from the City that changes the world.
Peers Rose with three things you need to know?

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Are you Monday Rose? What you got for us? So
the White House does.

Speaker 7 (01:09:19):
American companies will now control TikTok's algorithm. In the US,
Press Secretary Caroline Levitt said that Chinese company Bye Dance
will get one of the seven board seats for the
TikTok's US operations, and Americans will hold their remaining seats.
President Trump said that Michael Dell and the Murdochs will also.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Be part of the deal.

Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
Apparently, ownership will be led by the tech giant Oracle
and a deal could be signed in the coming days.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
That's the latest. I'll keep get dated.

Speaker 7 (01:09:44):
Prince George's County Animal Shelter is an urgent need for
people to adopt and foster dogs. They release the urgent
list of dogs and basically they're saying they're over capacity.
They need community support finding loving homes for the dogs,
especially the large and senior dogs. So the shelter is
closed on Sundays and Mondays, But if you are wanting
to adopt one of these dogs on the urgent list,

(01:10:04):
you have to appear at the shelter no later than
six pm on Tuesday with forms of identification. To adopt dogs,
you'll go to the website for all that information. But
if you can't go in person and you want to help,
you can visit the Friends of PG County Animal Shelter
page on Facebook and comment whether you would like to foster, adopt,
or pledge for any dog and someone can assist.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
You that way.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
And there will be no more warnings for school zone
speeders near Leesburg schools because starting today, Leesburg police will
find violators one hundred dollars as they should. You should
not be speeding in school zones anyways, but the cameras
have been in place for months. There are catch drivers
who go at least ten miles per hour over the
speed limit when the lights are flashing.

Speaker 12 (01:10:44):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
Harper Park Elementary is one of the four schools around
the city to have cameras. Police selected these locations based
on high traffic volumes, persistent speeding, and significant pedestrian traffic.
Cameras have also been placed at Lodding County High School,
John Tolbert Elementary School, and Ball's Bluff Elementaries.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
So please again don't speed in school zones. I'm rouse.
Those are the three things you need to know.

Speaker 5 (01:11:04):
For the day.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
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What's going on? Girl?

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
Oh? Well, okay, So.

Speaker 15 (01:11:52):
I run my boyfriend's fantasy league, like he was so
bad at it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
He's in this fantasy league, yeah, his friend. Yeah, And
their fantasy football league is like one where there's like
a big jackpot. Like when you like, you know, you
can get some money.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Sure, and he was losing like every every Sure.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
Every season he lost.

Speaker 15 (01:12:15):
And then since I've been doing.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
It, we've been winning like like like three in a row.

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So is it a thing now where he doesn't even
know what's going on? Or do you like sit down
next to me like we're doing homeworking back. Oh, today
we're gonna start passing mahomes and I.

Speaker 15 (01:12:30):
Take his I take his input into consideration, like into consideration,
But that doesn't mean that I use it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
But I'm going to assume none of his buddies know
that you're secretly run the whole thing.

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Oh no, no, no, no, no, Okay, that's like a
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Morning show, John's Little Secrets. What's your secret? What's your confession?
Eight seven seven nine for six eight one to call
nine nine three three eight to text. Will change your name.
We'll change your voice, fake name, Kim. Good morning, Good morning,
your confession of All's younger brother. What's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
Girl?

Speaker 8 (01:13:27):
Okay, so my younger brother has dropped out of school, okay,
and my parents have no idea.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
So I'm just I know they're gonna find out. It's
it's inevitable.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
So I'm just sitting back and waiting for the show
to start.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
And so do you think he's eventually going to tell
them or is it like he's really just hoping they
never realize the tuition checks are going to a school
he's longer involved with.

Speaker 15 (01:13:56):
I don't know that he has guts to tell him.

Speaker 8 (01:13:59):
I think he's just it's gonna, like, really just bury
his head in the sand and wait for them to
find out and the whole thing is.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
Gonna blow up.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Sure is this I'm assuming this is younger brother?

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
Right? Yeah? He's the baby Well okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
Yeah, yeah yeah. So will they blame you for not
leaving a good example? You think, like typical parents, is
the older sibling's fault, not the not the angel of
the family.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Well, I don't have anything to do with this decision.
I'm it's not my responsibility to tell them.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
That's on him in mansis all right? Can I put
you in hold one second?

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
Yeah, for sure.

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Are we talking all things? I Heart Reading Music Festival.

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Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
Delian talks to me What's wrong Lass That gets turned
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also they had like beach balls that were flying up
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Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Too for the Crouch. I thought it was really fun.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
Uh So Mariah Carey, Ella Cool Jay Ed, Cheerian Room
five and Tate McGrady and Big x Plug and so
many more are awesome artists did perform. So Actuary had
like a one man show. So he played his guitar.
He had like a loop pedal. He was building songs
in front of the audience.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
Audience. It was so sick.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
And then Jelly Roll was kind of like flipping through
genres on a human jukebox, so he was belting out Nickelback.
Then went to Leonard Skinner' Sweet Home Alabama and then
it was you know, like whiz Khleaf, Miley Cyrus's slower
like it was. It was so incredible. He's just so
freaking talented. Then Tate McCray she had to get personal.
She opened up with her song sports Car, and then
she sang you Broke Me first, and after that she said,

(01:15:49):
that's the song that changed my life, and then she
bounced it out with X's It was sick. She's she's
doing it for Cam Okay, I'm in the first place,
is okay?

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Okay, It's really so cool.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
So glad I love her superstar and her dance ding.
I noticed she was, I'd answer so also, Glorilla closed
out the festival, so good love her and the week
in the Taylor Swift drops The Life of a Showgirl
Theaters Nationwival screen the music video for the first single,

(01:16:32):
The Fate of Ophelia. So Taylor did sails on social media.
She said, quote, I hereby invite you to a Dazzlings
fora the official release party of A show Girl October
third through October fifth. Only the in cinemas, you'll get
to see the exclusive behind the scenes footage and the
lyric videos from a new album. Dancing is optional, but
very much encourage unquote. So first day ticket sales they do,
they did top fifteen million dollars, which outpaced every twice

(01:16:55):
five five film.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Are we surprised? Absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
I know she said dancing is encouraged, but the person
behind you cannot say that, like like, let's not happen,
Let's not have.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
What happened last time? Okay, thank you. And Eugene Levey,
you know he.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
He of course is him and his son. They created
Shit's Creek. But there has been I guess, like a
rumor going around that, you know, Dan might be working
on let's spin off of the show, but his heart
is apparently still in it. So he was on uh,
he was on the Today Show and he joked, he said,
quote Eugene Levy about Sun Dan, and he said, quote,
if Dan said he had a kernel of an idea

(01:17:28):
for a reboot, he didn't lay it on me. I
don't know what he necessarily comes up with unquote. So
he and he said that basically they love the the
cast so much, they love the show so much, and
they would love to get together and do something.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Of course, they asked if.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
They would maybe do a movie, and he said basically like, oh, look,
there's an idea.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
What a good prediction, So we'll see.

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
I love Shit's Creek. I think would be cool if
you came back as a movie and everybody. I wish
the show just kept going. If you're like, for somebody watching, Nay,
We've got the Ravens playing the Lions.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
I'm so pumped. He watched it on ABC or ESPN.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
The Voice, it's the twentieth season premiere that's on NBC,
and then trending right now, Black Rabbit that's on Netflix.
Number one, Number two is gen V on Prime, and
then number three is The Girlfriend, also on Prime.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Saus Hello, come, I started Shameless this weekend. You know, Mike,
you've never watched now ten years late. I watched the
first season. It's pret good.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
Not so far.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
This is a lot going on. I've only watched the
first episode.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
It's very chaotic.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Yeah. Well it's also like that cast, like, oh, they're
all superstars, yes, exactly. So like, please don't follow for
me no ten years later, but please if you need
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hey girl. Before we get to the tickets. Best thing
you ate this past week? And Natalie, what was it?

Speaker 13 (01:19:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Korean barbecue?

Speaker 13 (01:19:20):
It's my favorite?

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Well, Natally, good news you're gonna see Ed Shearing. Okay,
thank you so much. I appreciate it, No problem, one second,
gets your info. Got more ED tickets tomorrow You're headlining
a day. Yeah, it's official. Uh, I'm inked up from
the stink up nobody deal. Oh absolutely board with skin tattoos.

(01:19:47):
Chinese youth are turning two teeth tattoos instead.

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Of any orifice on your body. I'm more paranoid about
the mouth, probably anything, because that controls a lot. It
goes right to your you know, your lungs and your heart,
literally everything right there. Uh new trend uh sod. The
teethos are kind of merging. I know for a while,
I mean the evolution now I says we had grills.
I have my own pair from Mouth America, And I

(01:20:15):
know there was like teeth jewelry were kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Big teeth playing. I still see people with that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
I still yeah. I think like Rihanna had one, and
I think Tate McGray has one. I'm gonna say they
can probably afford the ones that are healthy and not
going to damage.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
One actually heating. She's a musician, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Uh So Engraving symbols is the new thing in China,
so it's kind of an interesting thing. So they're what
they're saying is there. It's not directly on the tooth surface,
but they make a crown of your tooth like a
three D printer crown to put over your tooth with
the engraving, which to me still sounds horrible. I remember
when Lil Wayne went to Rikers when he was in

(01:20:51):
jail for a while, Like he had to have like
a five hour dentist deployment because it took his grill
out and like his teeth had rotted because like your
teeth is, your tooth is still live underneath the grill
or like the caps, so it's almost like more bacteria
can get stuck in there, you know what I mean.
So yeah, they say one of the main appeals is
that unlike skin tattoos, which can't be easily removed, the

(01:21:14):
teeth tattoos gonna be changed up by replacing the crown.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
That's but like is it. I mean, it has to
be a real dentists doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
That's there and lies still their unlies things. So they're
saying it's being offered by some dental clinics instead of
bland crown. Then get personalized one and make them stand out.
But it's also like from the photos that they showed,
I don't know, this looks like it looks like.

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
A molars, so what's the point somebody have to ask.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
You'd have to be like, hey, do you want to
see my two? And then what have you got?

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
Then?

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
And it's also it's very faint. It just kind of
looks like it's in graved in, like ivory like that.
So people are getting romantic partners, initials, lucky numbers, even
fortune and bringing phrases like make money or achieving goals.
I'm gonna be honest if you have those, I'm gon
assume you're doing either. It's gonna be completely honest.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
And then you're spending money on that.

Speaker 14 (01:22:06):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
I'nst at this one. I'll I don't want anything engraved
on my teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Well, they're saying too that some dentnis places have begun
advertising these tattoos as a free bonus for getting crowns
done at their branches.

Speaker 7 (01:22:18):
Okay, just googled it and they're calling it temporary tattooth.

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
I see that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
In that case, imagine like you and your husband get
divorced and you gotta go get like your crowning at all.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
Yeah, not great.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
You never lose your crown for a man, lady. I've
always said that, you know what I mean. Yeah, if
you want to see some of the photos come up?
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Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
So far, what you got definitely the roses.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Yeah. He had blocked her on Instagram, which is yeah,
usually not a good son. Your person's like, hey, I
can't let you see what I'm doing on social media.
Here's something of that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
Who I am know exactly?

Speaker 14 (01:23:04):
Benjamin?

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
You have about twenty.

Speaker 11 (01:23:06):
Seconds to playing yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Yeah, Rose, how about you? Why your coworker was fired?
I don't even know how as possible to steal, but
this person stole and play this.

Speaker 15 (01:23:17):
Oh well you said.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Machine and took the songram machine on the metro yep,
down the escalator.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Wait, they've probably seen on the metro, so I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
In the metro, but even look twice like yeah sure
song machine.

Speaker 5 (01:23:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Wherever you miss get the podcast you search interns John
in your morning show. Wherever you listen to podcasts, Rose
has the three things you need to know for your
Monday coming. What you got for us toys. R US
is coming back to Maryland. Give me just under three
ay week On Thursday, my album comes out. Very excited.
Chewy Forever the album. The goal here is certainly to
honored Chewy who passed on New Year's but to raise

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a bunch of money for the Warrior Canine Connections. So
if you're looking for a great group to donate to
you or involved with where Canon Connection is fantastic. We
went out to the farm. It's religious a farm in
like darn Sollary.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
It's gigantic puppies.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
The puppies are funny because they were just their puppies.
So they're chewing and everything. Yeah, and so in sauce
and I'm like, oh, this is the most chew of
my shoes.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
I was like, you can do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
You on my phone.

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
You're a cute little little golden lab puppy. Yeah, there's
the keys puppies of all time. Yes, and then they
train them a course to be fantastic saws for them.
I think it's two years E foster them. They give
you everything, they pay for their food and everything's very cool.
You just have to bring on training so my brother
wants to do that when he moves out. It's awesome.
If you want to serve a serve you want to
save your copy of the album intern Gncomedy dot com.

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It is out on Thursday. Chewy Forever. Let's do this
from the City that changes the world.

Speaker 10 (01:24:48):
Peers Rose with three things you need to know for
your Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Rose, what you got for us?

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
So?

Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
Members of the DC National Guard took part in a
community cleanup event in Ward eight on Saturday morning, which
is really so. Members of the Advisory Neighborhood Commission organized
a cleanup to take advantage of the extra manpower provided
by the ongoing deployment, and c chair said that the
Guard members involved to live in DC and that the
event should show the community there's no reason to fear

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their neighbor.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
That was cool.

Speaker 7 (01:25:15):
The University of Maryland is dealing with reports of body lights.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
I know, it literally makes my skin crawl.

Speaker 7 (01:25:23):
And this is at several locations on the College Park campus.
So an announcement run from the university's a Department of
Environmental Safety indicated that the pets control crews inspected and thoroughly.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Treated several locations last week.

Speaker 7 (01:25:35):
The university did not specify the locations treated, though a
campus new papers said portions of mccklden Library and Kirwan
Hall were involved. The university said there would be additional
inspections to ensure that no other areas are affected. But
not great, really, I do too, And Toys r Us

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appears to be returning to Maryland just in time for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
So recently their parent company, in partnership with Go Retail Group,
revealed a list of several new flagship stores that would
be opening sued nation wide.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Among the chosen locations Arundel.

Speaker 7 (01:26:13):
Mills and Hanover Nice look at that don't have an
exact opening date. Yes, that has not been announced, but
the stores appear to be currently hiring, so if you're interested.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Eric does off his old uniform. Eric the best is
so our email system which is asked, but Eric has
linked his LinkedIn on the case and so legit has
experienced iHeart since two thousand and six. Before that, Toys
r usally, I can't put on them my guy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
Wow two thousand and six areas Yeah, a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
Thank you, RO, You're welcome. I also want to thank
Silver and Son coming today with nice pastries, little little
patrites for breakfast. They're fantastic, so many fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Yeah, I appreciate you coming say something the rest of us.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Well, you you usually take stuff on so you want
to what girl, you got a little little gopher when
you pack things in your cheeks? Yeah? I mean, are
you squirrels in that?

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
Yep?

Speaker 6 (01:27:06):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
Everything.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Anyway, here's thanks coming in, thank you. Let me get
to this that too for your Monday. Rose, send this
to me. How to tell somebody they're dumb in a
way they will understand. These are so good first jingle
Ball Alum Theodoor Swim an intern Johnny Martin Show. I
thought this is hilarious. Rose, send this to me. It's
an intern John in the Morning Show. Fancy ways to
tell somebody they're dumb. They probably won't understand.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
I'm going to write these down. I took out my
notepad so it can go streaks my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Well, it is quite the phenomena if you're a dumb
person to be almost like because like most dumb asses
don't realize their dumb asses, and it is kind of
admirable where it's like, oh, you don't realize you're dumb
ass hole blessed her?

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
You stupid, you don't even know here.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
I am like, I I'm very self conscious about the
show if I say something wrong and very down to myself.
But to be a dumb ass and just like I
think you're the smart person. What a gift.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
You're so lucky.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
I'm a row these off and they are like, if
you have half a brain, you would know like, oh,
this is not positive. It's clear you speak from your heart.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
Because you don't have a brain.

Speaker 5 (01:28:20):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
You're right, I do You're right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
It's clear.

Speaker 7 (01:28:24):
That one is so subtle. Yeah, if you're not like
really paying attention, I'll be like, wow, like I.

Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
Was speaking, I am very passionate about so brave for
speaking from your heart.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
You know that. Yeah, only the blood went to the brain,
you wouldn't be you know. I admire your confidence in
the lack of knowledge.

Speaker 9 (01:28:44):
That one.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
That one's very like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
They say it's perfect for taming over confident person at
work in your personal life. Either they don't realize what
you're calling them out for. It minds other people that
are over confidence and egotistical behavior isn't as reassuring as
it seems.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
Yeah, I mean that one makes sense though.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
I mean again, though it is a phenomenon. Somebody is
a dumb ass, but they're really confident about other things.
It's like, hey, but you're stupid. Hey, real quick, you're dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
Okay, your brain works like that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
Every meeting has one. Hey, you're the idiot here. We
really don't want to hear what you have to say. Absolutely,
you know what I'm saying. This just don't say things fair.
The second one, I don't want to fatigue your mind
with particulars. That one would make me so mad if
somebody said that to me.

Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
Yeah, because like that like is saying that you're like
not smart enough to actually understand.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Okay, you're pretty slow and you don't pick up on things.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
You're already so dumb. I don't want to get to
use that kind of brain power time you get it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
You have a hard time time your shoes sauce. So, like,
the last thing I want to do is really make
it thing already beat you Listen, Like when you're thinking,
vain starts popping in your head. I know it's too
difficult for you thinking you're a wizard.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
What are you thinking about I'm gonna super restore tomorrow
with this attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
That's shabby. Mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Oh so you're gonna make fun of how I talk? Now,
that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
When you find your voice, you talking a lot more
than you hurt me. Can we put up signs to
find your voice? I think, or we should microship it
that way we can. We can't lose it, you know,
I'm saying next one, you can't mind trying to do this,
thanks so much. I want trouble you with matters of complexity.
Well I'm sorry, what was I I won't trouble you
with matters of complexity? Yeah again, I can't. You can't

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camprahend this anyway, so I'm just going to keep it
there you go. Let me go to a couple more
of these. Your logic is wonderfully resistant to reality.

Speaker 17 (01:30:39):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
I like that one because you actually sound smart saying
it too, So you're like, hey, you're stupid and look
at smart.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
I mean it's kind of funny. Yeah yeah, Like again
I think we all know folks. So again, like their
logic is not based in the real.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
So, like, have you ever been in reality?

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
Or yeah? I like to live in fairy tale. Yeah,
I love How can I get there?

Speaker 5 (01:31:00):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
I mean, do you realize people look down on you?
Or is it just kind of like a normal day? Yeah,
this is actually going to You have such a creative
relationship with facts. There are some people I would like
to say that so good instead of saying you're wrong incorrect.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
You have such a crave relationship with facts that is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
You take them and you just don't bother to use them.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Write them down, like you don't understand your own way.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Sure, your conviction almost distracts me from this inaccuracy. It's
pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
Yeah, Like you're so confident that you're right. I'm almost
distract from the fact that you're an idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
That is so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Yeah, that's pretty good. You've distilled this into such simple terms.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Okay, I mean that's yeah, it can be sure.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
That sounds more of a positive though. Yeah, I can't
some of these they would hurt, They would hurt. You
approach every topic with such fearless misunderstanding.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
I got to use that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
You're so fearless and being wrong so brave. Yes, what's
it like to be wrong every day? But do it
gleefully again, Like you know people who like everything you
say is wrong, but you're so confident how.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Yeah, I mean, like where where did you get this confidence?
Like I know that you did not earn it?

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
Yeah, am I just like too insecure that I worry
about looking like an idiot? Like how can I be
as brave as somebody who is always wrong all the
time on everything?

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
Sometimes we're just a little delula.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Last one I'll get to. Uh, it's rare to find
someone so untroubled by the weight of reason.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Okay, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
I mean, it's still pretty good though. It's just like
you don't care what the actual facts are. It's to
find somebody who's so in trouble by how things are.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
I feel like the other one was a better If.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
You want to add yours over text, you can now
nine three eight it's intern Johnny Marty Show and Everything.
Celebrity Sauce has her entertainment aport coming next. What you
got for us?

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
We're we're talking you all things that went down in
Vegas at the iHeartRadio Music Festival.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
Hang on, we're only a few days away. On Thursday,
my Chewy Forever album officially out in the world. Benefiting
the Warrior Canine connection. If you want to have some
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What you got for us?

Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
So Las Vegas turned into the ultimate music playground this
last weekend, obviously because it was our iHeartRadio Music Festival.
It lit up Kuma Wrena. It looked so sick, all
the videos and pictures and everything. But for two nights, people,
we're just treat to like some great music.

Speaker 6 (01:33:54):
Duh.

Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
We got Mariah Carey, ll Cool, Jay at cheerin Room five,
Tima Gray, big Uck, Matt It was. It was great
and like a bunch of a bunch of brothers, but uh,
basically they're like beach balls, like being thrown around. Surprise mashups.
Ed Sheeran was like a one man show. He just
had his guitar a loop pedal. He built entire songs
live before the audience's eyes and it just looks so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
Can't you play.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
This is doing one of the greatest songs of all time.
Perfect Dunce in the.

Speaker 18 (01:34:25):
Job, it's mean.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
Big listing in suit up.

Speaker 18 (01:34:37):
When you said to me spot on so good heard
that's almost bad than the recording.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
I mean it's perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
Jelly Roll was so incredible too, because he was basically
like a human juke box. He was just flipping through
different genres like he was playing nickelback. Then Larry Skinner,
d MS Snoop was Kaliva, Miley Cyrus even it was
so good, and then Taate McCray performed and Glorilla she
closed out the festival.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
I love also who I love Cardi B. I think
she's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
So on Friday she dropped her sophomore album called am
I the Drama and it's just been killing it. Basically
it's already got gotten certified platinum. Also, she now has
a She's Broken Againness world record with the new album.
So basically, Walmart, they have that drone delivery and Atlantic
Atlantic Records have been awarded the record for most deliveries

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by one of those drones in one hour, so one
hundred and seventy six in.

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
One hour just of that of that so isn't that wild?

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
I thought that was. So she's just funny because you know,
she cracks me up.

Speaker 4 (01:35:40):
Oh, I send you her the clip of like because
there's the thing that came out that like Stefan you
know he has uh it's allegedly it is, And so
she was like joking about it instead of just being like,
that's what she was joked.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
She's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
And if you love scary movies, there is well. Cable
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the original Nightmare on ELM Tree.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
You know what I mean. I feel like if for something,
watch to night.

Speaker 4 (01:36:40):
There's not telling TV except for The Ravens or Play
the Lions watched on ABC. The Voice twenty season premiere
on NBC and then trending right now worldwide. We got
a Black Rabbit that is on Netflix, gen Be on
Prime and then The Girlfriend also on Prime.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Thanks Austin.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
If you need someone to listen to, New Thoughts Share
podcast is out. How to tell if your person is
checking out of the relationship, you can listen to ymssradio
dot com. Let me get to this next for your Monday.
The Awards. The Biggest Waste of Science Studies is out.
I gotta get to these. One of my favorite things,
Like towards the end of the years when studies come
out and it's basically the people who did the study

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had a budget to burn, and he's like, we should
find out do paper clips taste better if they're warm,
and say, we don't really need to know that you like,
don't get metal. The Eigg Nobel winners came out over
the weekend, and it's for various different categories like. This
year's literature prize was award to a man who persistently
recording and analyzing the ray of growth of one of
his fingernails over a thirty five year period. Is absolutely.

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The Nutrition Prize was award to researchers who determined how
rainbow lizards prefer four cheese other than different varieties of pizza.

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
We need to know that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
Now, if you ever get a lizard and get what
kind of pizzas he want, is four cheese kind of
makes sense. The Pediatrics prize went to a team who
looked into what a nurishing infant experience is when the
mother eats garlic. Okay, good to know. Sure. The Biology
Prize went to a study that determined cows painted with
zebra like stripes were less likely to be bitten by flies.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
Okay, well, good to know.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Go paint your cows. Sure. The Chemistry prize went to
experiments analyzing whether eating teflon would be an effective way
to increase food volume without extra calories. Yeah, I don't
know about that. The ig Nobel Peace Prize was given
to a study that found out drinking alcohol sometimes improves

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a person's ability to speak in a foreign language.

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
Okay, I mean you can't even like argue with that one.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
That's well, now you can't fat. Yeah. The Engineering Design
Prize went to a team of researched how foul smelling
shoes affect the good experience of using a shoe rack.
Things we need to know because I've always said, when
he's a shoe rack, these shoes smell foul. My experience
is now not the same.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
So it is saying like you should not uses a shoe.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Well, they're saying this, don't put the foul smelling shoes there.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
Obviously, maybe like don't have.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
The Aviation Prize went to research and how alcohol ingestion
affects the building of bats to fly and use echo locations.

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
Oh sure, you feel like a little drunk off their fruit.

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
You can't drink and fly. Everybody knows that, Yeah, like
apples and that kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
The Psychology Prize went to a team analyzed how receiving
high Q scores relates to a temporary state of narcissism.
Especially if it's one of those online quizzes where it's like, dude,
there's no way. Yeah, there is no way. And finally,
the Big Nobel Prize for Physics was given to scientists
who looked into the properties of Apasta sauce, especially the

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phase transition that leads to clumping wish can be a
cause of unpleasantness. Yeah, I mean again, so science always
working for you. Yeah, I think that's great. And just
like somewhere like or simple Google search for any of
these problems. Been fine, but there it is. It's interns
gien More show. If you miss anything from today's show,
we got she like with War of the Roses. Why

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do you have her blocked on Instagram? Was he cheety?

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She knows who I am. She'll know exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:40:13):
Benjamin, you have about twenty seconds to playing yourself.

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Or if you missed, why was your coworker fired? Imagine
your coworker somehow stealing this.

Speaker 15 (01:40:22):
Oh well, you said she stole a machine.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Now that's one of those things where if they send
you saw aram machine, you stole a sonogram machine, Lari
and she used the metro to get away. Would is crazy?
Anything you miss grab the podcast? Just search intern John
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True at iHeartRadio,