That Time Talked To A “Crochet Hooker”

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Turn John and your morning show and a happy Tuesday. Friends.
Welcome to the show. In turn John is my name Soslo,
Hello Rose Hid, good morning. Got to Eric here, got
to Hoodie Savera's well. Big day today National Vegetable Day cool,
pretty exciting. Also National Gerald Day, you know Gerald geraldld

(00:24):
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asking for a friend by an hour from now, sauce
you last twenty four hours. Tatted and batted o something.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Eric and I went to see our friend Tatty Patty
and we got tattoos and it was great. It was
a good time. What we're gonna say nothing? Oh, I
thought that you were sighing. I was like, okay, yeah.
So we went yesterday and uh, Eric's tattoo looks sick.
He got a tourist bull. Uh Eric, if you want
to come in and like talk hype up your tattoo

(01:03):
by all means yes, post something, yeah, like say something.
But it was really fun. The thing was, though, like
Eric had like eighty five errands to do before you're
supposed to go, of course, So I get there at
noon and every time I look, every time, yeah it
looks sick.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I would look at his location. He was farther away.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's about right.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
So but it was fun. We got to hang out
and do you want do you want to?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
I got so I got a tourist bull tattoo because
I'm a tourist and I like bulls, and yeah I had.
My dad needed me to go with him to the
air airpark up that way and and Frederick to drop
off his vintage car and then drive all the way back.
And then I had to go back to go to
the airpark because there's a mechanic out there that can
only fix his car.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
So they wanted to go there.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
So then that last minute, like always, Eric's got to
save the day with Rosa and Carlos.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Okay, so the tattoo though, Eric describe what looks like.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
It's a tourist bull and it's got the circle around
it is like the Tours And then I didn't realize
it made that Patty made look like the Tours symbol
too because of the way the whole horns in the.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
The symbols like the circle with like the two lines. Yeah, sure,
so like the horns are those two lines. So she
does this and he's like, can we get rid of
the circle and we're like yeah, like the bull and
she's like, oh I thought this was like the tor
symbol did. And we're like, oh my god, that's like, whoa,
You're actually so.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Good at your Yeah, and then I wanted to be
a little more angry looking. So how long did it take?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I think like an hour ish?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, it was fun, like thirty minutes and it was
halfway done.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, it was it was fun time. It's crazy. I mean,
this is a a commentary. Almost looks so perfect, like
almost like a temporary tattoo, Like it looks like that,
like it's well done, if that makes sense. She's very talented.
She's great.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
And so then I did show Rosa. She got mad
at me, but then when she saw it, she wasn't
so mad. She was like, oh, Okay, it looks cool.
It does look it looks really good.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Is your mom get a matching tat.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
No, she's definitely not getting a tattoo. She was kind
of upset. She thought I was gonna put it on
my butt, but then I was like, no, I'm not
gonna put tattoo.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Did you choose to put it on my left armish?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
It's on your arms at work?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, they're gonna be up all day. Yeah. Now, everybody,
why would your mom think can get a tattoo on
your ass?

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Because she's Rosa and she just thinks that that's where
I would put a test.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I think that's more of a new thing, Eric than
I'm blaming your mom thing.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
No, that's what she kept saying. She was like, are
you gonna put on your bottle again? I won put
a tattoo on my bo But.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Like that means that she she knows you and thinks
this is where my son would put tattoo. Maybe yeah,
because it's like thee like you would. I would never, Okay, yeah,
I would never. We know a guy who's got one
on his We still haven't seen it though, Eric.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
You asked him to see it yesterday in the office. Yes,
so I believe. Yeah, so Eric and I got tattoos,
and then I also.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Do you want to talk about yours?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I got a number twenty four on my wrist, and.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
You did get it?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, I got what hebby? Oh Brian, yes, yeah, sorry,
big basket. I think twenty four myself.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Oh was it for the TV show? What twenty four?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't know the show that is No, I got
it because there's twenty four hours in a day and
sometimes they get little depressed. So that reminded myself to
stop being emao.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
So and also my birthday is a twenty four so
why not?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
That is true?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yes, that's why I think of myself when I or
not that not really?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
And I got some words on my arm.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Wat your arm?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I can't take off all these layers?

Speaker 6 (04:12):
What you do.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
Know?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Only people talking to me?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
What did you get your arm?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
It says, uh, memento mori. It means like remember to die.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Die.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
It's like remember like you like remember your you have
to die, like remember you're gonna die. So it's basically
saying to like not be vain and enjoy life and
like the little moment okay, because I was gonna get
remembered to live and I was like, I'm more like
a death girl.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay, can we can we see that one?

Speaker 8 (04:38):
Sure?

Speaker 9 (04:39):
All the layers the tattoo used to have me yesterday
I had both of them and I was like, let
me google. So I know exactly, and it was like,
remember to live because you're gonna die.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
It is kind of what that like, Okay, that's nice.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Elbow, yeah, but if you just have one, then it's like.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
So basically, it's also from this book I read forever ago.
And then I also saw it in a different book
that was not like the book that I read forever ago.
I can't remember which one it was, but when I
was in college and it was based off it was
like for a philosophy class, and I was like, that's
really interesting.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
And then it was in this It was in a
fairy book that I read last week, and I was like,
that's so that's cool. Look it's back.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
So that's why I didn't tell.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Youself, like John's gonna drag me because it's in Latin,
and I why would I know Latin? I guess you're Italian, Okay,
So anyway, here we are, and that's why I did.
And then I also set my brother up with Patty
because my brother's first tattoo is as bad as my
first tattoo.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
And it's it's literally honest, it's.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Literally our last name going down his arm, and our
last name is Sauce.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
So os and it's.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'm a booy right afaver.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
The lifesaver is the O and he got at a
tattoo convention. You would never guess it because the lines
are so thick, and it's also crooked.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
It's very, very crooked.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
But it looks like one of those things where he
paid ten dollars flat fee, and that's they give you
a ten dollars tattoo.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
But it's just wild that he got out a tattoo convectioning.
So I'm like, this is so bad.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Colby his birthday tomorrow, so maybe I'll like help contribute
to him getting a cover up, whichause the tattoo is
so bad.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Do you think you're done from now? You think maybe
get more?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I think I'm done. Yeah, okay, yeah I should, Yeah
you can.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Iron. The last twenty four hours, not much.

Speaker 9 (06:20):
I didn't really do much yesterday. I did, actually, I
take that back. I did a lot of like cleaning
and organizing because of the house's going crazy. But it
is my birthday week, so I am trying to just
enjoy my week. I think I'm going out for my
birthday dinner tonight, which is where I and then my
mom came over and she's gonna make um on birthday heke,

(06:42):
which I'm break. So it's a yellow cake with Bavarian
cream and strawberries, so it's going to be delicious, and
Charlie is very excited to help make it. Oh, she
actually is like fantastic in the kitchen, Like she can
cry an egg like it's nobody's business.

Speaker 10 (07:02):
She like my mom.

Speaker 9 (07:03):
Last week they made chocolate chip cookies and she basically
did all of it except for putting it in the
oven because she's three.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
So yeah, I'm like this little girl gonna be a
little baker. I'm here for it. The most stressful part
of my day yesterday was I they send us like
fishing scams all time at work, and like some of
them are pretty good where it's like, okay, I had
gotten one for a while my pastor was expiring, and
I thought it was fake. Really yeah, because it was
like cause in my mind I had updated my pastor recently,

(07:33):
and then so I was on phone my mom and
then I tried to log in. It's like, hey, your
passwords expired, and so yet put the old.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
One in and I still thought that was a scam.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Now at that point it was real. I had entered
that password probably forty thousand times. Yeah, over the course
of the because you needed to get into every time,
every everything here, Yeah, to log in the computer in
the password. Yeah, hit the email. They logged in the
computerity the password. Like for the Internet, you need the
past legitly, probably locked it forty thousand times. In that
moment when it came time to reset, could not remember

(08:02):
my password, oh yeah. And I was like at all nope,
And so I was trying to like like my Chrome
had save the old passwords. I was counting my digits
to be like, okay, so this is some many digits
it is, it's probably this And it took probably thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Why I had to think I could recover the password
from my phone? Oh yeah. But I could not remember
the old password even though I just use it for
everything else.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
That's kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I mean, it's not funny, but it's like, oh yeah,
because you're like so used to doing it, like in
the moment and at the office and you're home you're like,
I don't know, like wait what I mean.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's like if somebody asked me the men's bathroom code
R now off the top, I'd be like, even though
I use it four or five times a day, but you.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Just look at it and you do it automatically, just
kind I don't think of the numbers when I do
it anymore.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
No, Which is like, we get back from vacation and
if to text Eric like we'st the code for the bathroom. Yeah,
and he goes, are you seriously, it's not the time
to ask somewhere that's fair, but work bathroom code? There
you go, and they keep changing them too. Eric is
all the coaches the other floors took?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Of course he probably puts some well. Also our boss
emails us so let us know. But they're not changing
this floor. It's like other floors.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah for now.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Also, I don't know why we have a code for
the bathroom here. You can't even get on this floor
unless you work here.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Like, yeah, that's kind of the studio set up here
is there's no bathrooms within our area. I guess you
guess you have to go outside and key back in twice.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
I feel like that's like what they're doing now with
all of the studios, because the one in Georgia you
had to like walk pretty far to get to its
great and I would go roller skating out there all
right because it was.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Just so far. It's it's it's an ideal, but you
know it's our cross the bear. Yes, yeah, I mean,
well we're dealing. Yeah, Rose has the three things you
need to know. Kind out what you got for us.

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Speaker 11 (10:30):
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Speaker 9 (10:39):
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Speaker 9 (10:47):
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I keep you updated on that there's an alligator outside

(11:08):
of motel.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 9 (11:10):
It was crazy the videos and pictures that I've seen,
and I I grew up in Florida, Like I no
alligators They're everywhere. So the Fairfax County Police Department is
confirming an alligator siting at a motel in the Huntington area.
Officers were called to this area yesterday after I guest

(11:30):
spotted the alligator outside of their room.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Wild damn excuse me.

Speaker 9 (11:37):
Officers went to the motel quickly found the gator which
was estimated to be about six feet long and weighing
about four hundred pounds.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
That is no joke.

Speaker 8 (11:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:49):
So the owners of the alligator apparently was taking it
from New York to a zoo in North Carolina, but
Virginia law prohibits the possession of exotic animals, so police
wound up escorting the animal and its owner.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Out of the county.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
What are we doing?

Speaker 9 (12:08):
Why do we have a six foot alligator? How are
you transporting that? And why do you think it's a
good idea to keep it at a motel?

Speaker 6 (12:13):
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(12:38):
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Speaker 1 (12:47):
I'm rose, those are the three things you need? To
do for the day. Thank you, Rose, You're welcome. I
saus real quick. What's the most annoying thing somebody can
do on airplane?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
On airplane, if they're watching movies without headphones, or if.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
They're kicking my seat, I really don't like that.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
It's fair, Rose.

Speaker 9 (13:04):
I feel like it's anything that's gonna be really smelly
in any directions Spring Colone painting nails, which I have
seen eating really smelly food, Like anything like that.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I would say anything that's going to cause us to
be late taking off. You are that person that we
are all waiting for you. I will if I'm ever
on a flight like that, I will throw a fist.
Yes I'm just saying it right now, and I will
call I will claim like temporary insanity. Yeah, if my
flight's like if somebody won't put their seatbet on just now,
I'm coming from the top rope.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
It's like, why are you being so competational? You knew
what you got to do when you.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Got on there. Yes, so they put together the top
things noise on flights, starting with pulling the back of
your seat when they stand up somebody yeah behind you, Yeah,
because it's like moving everything if it's an older personalize slide.
Yes if they say sorry also slide. But it is
kind of like I'm being launched in a space, like
why are we doing that? People getting too loud when

(14:00):
drinking alcohol.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, we've all we've all heard that on planes.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
People standing up to get their bags down before the
flight's officially over. I literally cannot stand that. That, like
the what they called Aisle Aisle Ice, Aisle Ice. It's
just so rude.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
And then even like I'll have people they're trying to
get their bag down and they're behind me and they're
like trying to move people and almost taking me out
with their bag.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, And I'm like, you're not even.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Up here yet, and like we're yeah to that point,
you're not going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, you're not going anywhere. I just think it's so rude.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Taking too long for bags in the overhead bin. That too,
the lack of awareness sometimes where it's like, hey, we're
all waiting for you. Yes, like everybody's waiting for you.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
If you need help, ask or they keep asking the
flight attendants where they should put their bags, and it's like, hey,
just just pick a spot.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Use your first time flying? Yeah, Yeah, people talking really loudly. Yes, yeah, Sauce,
you had this one using device that wearing headphones. I
can't stand that that is it's just like the unawareness
of what you're doing. When Kate, well, when Kate and
I had not to start going back to the loud one.
When Kate and I were flying back from Dallas or
flying to Dallas, the woman in front of us was

(15:08):
shooting her shot so badly with the guy in front
of us, and she seemed to hate living in DC all.
She was talked so badly about the infrastructure of Washington, DC.
And the guy was like, well, and the guy was
from Baltimore. He's like, well, maybe like Baltimore better. It's like, oh,
absolutely not. And I was about to get up and
be like where are you from. I'm glad he didn't,
cause I was like, I was like telling.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Kay, I was like, I'm about to say something because
she was talking so loud, but she was also trying
to shoot her shot with this man and it was
just so loud and embarrassing. And she wasn't drinking. That
was just her personality has enough right there. Yeah, so
nobody never see her.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
The biggest irritation kids kicking the back of your seat
without parent telling the stop.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
That was me the entire flight to the Dominican Republic.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
It's a hard pass.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
So I did not love that.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Now now and everything, Celebrity Sauce has her entertainment of
port coming next. What you got for us?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
We've got an update on Ed Seron's Supreme Court casement.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I tell you what happened.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Hang on. We would love to see you this Saturday
nine pm Arlington House, Might Chewy Forever comedy show. If
you need a night out, maybe need a date night,
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Arlington Draft House. We will see you there. Let's do this.
Everything is Celebrity Sauce has for entertainment apart what you
got for us.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
So the judge in La Sean Combs or Diddy trial
started the seventh week by replacing Jura number six, which
we talked a lot about a little bit yesterday, because
you know, he was giving inconsistent answers to where he lived.
The judge feared that he was scheming to be on
the jury determining Ditty's bay and he was replaced by
a fifty seven year old alternate from Lestchester, so another
jury was question after court was adjourn So this person

(16:49):
received an anonymous text from an unknown number asking if
they were juring number six their suspicion that this seconder
has discussed Ditty's case outside the courtroom against the judge directives.
The day did end with prosecutors showing the jurors videos
of Diddy's Freakoffs what which we're taken from Cassie's laptop.
Courtroom visitors and could not see the video or listen

(17:11):
to it at all, so basically they were listening the
durors were listening through headphones and everything it was. It
did come out yesterday that did he use his American
Express card to pay for flights for Cassie and mail
esports traveling to his Freakoffs and his company bad Way
Entertainment Worldwide paid the credit card bills. Also bad Boy
staff made hotel arrangements, got drugs, stuff like that. So yes,

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I will keep you updated tomorrow with what happens today
in you know court, and Sharon does not have a
date with the United States Supreme Court. So Scotus actually
punted on the hearing right copyright arguments that Thinking out
Loud sounds too similar to Marvin Gay's nineteen seventy three
classic Let's Get On. So the company with the partial
rights Let's Get On file a lawsuits seven years ago.

(17:54):
They lost a battle in lower courts, and judges in
a jury have agreed that the court progression and her
monic rhythm and Let's Get On cannot be protected because
they're overly common. And yeah, like I sharn't even one
ten years ago his first Grammy Award for Thinking out Loud,
So yeah, it got tossed out. And the Joe's brotherers
I told you yesterday how they were changing their from

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the GNAT Stadium to Jiffy Blue Blyve.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
So tickets go on sale tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
They did add just thirteen shows yesterday for their twentieth
anniversary tour. They will be here on August twelfth, but
basically they're doing this pre sale tomorrow morning, and that
is the pre sale is specifically for this area for
the Washington DC show in the five other venues, but
the other ones are not near here. But Yeah, that
starts at ten thirty tomorrow morning. If you had tickets

(18:42):
to the NAT's Park show, you will know like that
you will have like a special email with like a
special code to use tomorrow morning if you have any questions,
I mean, contact where you bought your tickets. But the
Joe's Brothers post yesterday afternoon. Quote this tour is bring
you all of your favorite JB favorites, both old and new,
solo performances from Nick, Joe, Dnce, and the administration.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Unquote.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Here's the other thing.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
They just announced that they're going to have these opening necks,
So they're going to have all American rejects boys like
girls and Marshmallow. Very cool, but here here, if you're
going to the August twelve show, you'll only see the
all American rejects in Marshmallow. Just want to throw that
out there. If you look for something to watch to night,
there's an a ton on TV. We got Stanley Cup
Finals on TNT, Your Crew TV at Game six, America's
got Talents on NBC and then trending it's still the

(19:25):
same as last week. It's step Vie on Netflix, Stick
on Apple TV Plus, and then the Better sister on Prime.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Thanks ausin welcome if you need something to listen to.
They heard he has a crisis podcast out. They are
arguing over the best Nickelodeon shows of all time. You
can check at why Miss Radio dot com. I sent
you guys the video we'll put up on the socials
at why Miss Radio. I do think sometimes I want
to say museums ask for it. However, if I ran

(19:51):
a museum and I had a piece of art that
was priceless, yeah, I probably have it behind glass. Yeah,
maybe even just a rope. This video and viral of
these tourists that broke a van Goed chair by sitting
on it for photos, which yes, so apparently it's priceless.

(20:13):
It was at this museum in Italy, and basically it's
a chair that's a bunch of Swarski crystals on it,
so it looks very pretty. Yeah, but you can see
in the photo it's a couple in the room based
by themselves. The woman pretends to take a seat in
the chair, then the dude does in the front. Legs
completely collapse. Yeah, the whole thing gave out and they
just get up and they leave. Do they finally get it?

(20:36):
So apparently not yet. The covered in swarsia crystals made
from polished machine cut glass. The vanged chair has a
mostly hollow frame and kept together with foil.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yes, so why is it priceless?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Did?

Speaker 11 (20:51):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Okay, they say on the chair was note warning people
not to touch, and of course it's placed on pedestal,
so it's quite clear it's not real chair. I'm gonna
be on honest. From the video, it looks like a chair.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, I didn't think that it.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
I mean, I know there's a sign, but it where
it's placed, it looks like you're just kind of asking
people sit in it.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah. Again that I don't know why you don't put
it behind rope. So the museum director said in the
video that the tourists wave for the staff to leave
the room, then they went off identified what happened.

Speaker 9 (21:23):
So they like had intentionally they they knew they were
not supposed to sit on that chair and did it
anyway correct.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, I'm sure they didn't realize it's made a foil
and that it would break. I think they thought it'd
be a funny.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
They probably just want a picture for Instagram. Something stupid,
they say.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
The officials fled the museum without notifying anyone they had
damaged the priceless work of Arc Arc, but once the
damage was discovered, they notified police. So far, no arrests
have been made. Oh wow. We talked about before museums too,
where like a little kid touches something they shouldn't have.
I just feel like, again it should be behind something. Yeah, like,
wasn't it the kid that like touched the base it
fell last year? I understand in a perfect world, nobody

(22:00):
ever touch it. Yea. However people are stupid. Yeah, trusting
the public, Yeah, make good decisions. I also feel like
if you were in court, the judge would say, if
it's priceless, why is it out in the open?

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Well, I'm wondering.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
It literally had nothing around it and it's just there, yes,
which I thought was really odd. So I don't know
or have someone guard it if you really don't want
to put anything around it, which still is confusing.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, that's a good point because they mentioned they wait
till employees left the room. If there's a priceless piece
of art, why is anybody leaving the room? Exactly be
my vibe. If you want to see the video, we'll
put on the socials at WYMUS Radio. I wanted to
get to this next for your Tuesday. It is graduation season.
This policy this middle school has for graduations as parents,

(22:47):
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and uh this went viral. This mom posted this on TikTok.
It's people are staying like an episode out of Black Mirror.
It was a kindergarten graduation. I don't know if I
had a kindergarten graduation. I know I did not.

Speaker 12 (23:30):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I think that's more of a newer thing. It went
viral because the school apparently had a rule that you
could only clap once per person's name. What do you mean,
like that's it? So here's a clip of the weird
so you can't really tell the kids' names, but you'll
hear life. They'll say, you know, Billy Smith, on to

(23:53):
the next one, holds weird, I know, and that's the
whole time. Well, so there's no real rule. Why. The

(24:13):
comments on it are kind of hilarious. The video itself
has over five million views. There's somebody said rationing collapse
is insane work it is. Somebody said they even have
inflation on clapping now, which is fair. I would love
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(24:35):
do there need to be rules for cheering or clapping
at graduation now? People are saying the idea behind it
is that if somebody doesn't have like family there, they
don't feel left out. I would argue it's kindergarteners just
shire for everybody. Yeah there's five years old. Yeah, I
mean yeah, they're saying that's the kind of thing. The

(24:56):
one clap rule helps prevent feelings of jealousy, emotion, rejection,
or neglect among kids, according to some Okay, to which
somebody commented, why at this clap hard for everyone?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
That's that's what I would I would think that if
with it being little kids, everybody's gonna be cheering everyone on.

Speaker 9 (25:14):
I feel like because I remember when I graduated high school,
it was hold your applause until the end because it
gets kind of crazy with like there were air horns
for graduation at my high school. But I feel like
part of it is when people are clapping so loud,
they just kind of continue to go on and the
other person's family might miss out on hearing their name

(25:35):
because everyone else is being so loud for their person,
Like it kind of like muddles the noise, you know,
like the.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Sounds I have people say that to you. They're recordinate
and like you, yeah, the person of fogus so like
a thunder. Suppose they miss your name like one.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Like it's a kindergarten class. How big is that class?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
That's what I said.

Speaker 9 (25:52):
It's like seventeen kids. Yeah, so really should like a
time constraint. It's a they should just clap for everybody,
the one clap thing. It's super weird.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, yeah, some parents shine in sand that cheering and
clapping also can delay the reading names along Dame the.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Ceremony, there's seventeen kids, I agree.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
And and forest young children can already be antsy to
move beyond the seated formalities to sit longer than necessary.

Speaker 9 (26:19):
I don't know that that is hard when it's like
kindergarteners because they don't want to sit for a long
period of time. So I do understand like trying to
keep it shorter, but like maybe like do three claps
instead so it's not so awkward.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Well. I also think adults have this fantastic habit of
putting their own insecurities on children. It's like sometimes for
youth sports, they say a rock can keep score because
we hurt the kids feelings. The kids are keeping score,
it's just because the adult doesn't want to have their feelings.
Or it's like, okay, kids are fairly resilient, yeah know
what I mean. I don't think they're going to notice

(26:53):
the clapping thing at five years old. I really don't.
They just want to go get their fruit snacks and whatever.
It sounds weird, I don't. It sounds really odd.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Like I would understand if they just like held the
applause for the entire thing and then you could celebrate
the end. Yeah, I think that makes sense, like what
Roe said earlier. But I think for kindergarten class. That's
a little little.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Odd playing it again just because it's I know, because
she is going through the names pretty quickly, and then
you got the siblings are intentionally clapping off beat. That
would be me. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Sure, I don't feel like she's going that fast. She
took forever to say the last one. Yeah, I think
she had lost or what. But yeah, I was seventeen kids.
I'm sorry. I just think that's odd. Like when my
brother graduated from high school last i mean college last year,
I did notice that. Yeah, sometimes I couldn't hear it.

(27:46):
If I was in the section where that family was,
it was really difficult for me to hear the name. Sure,
but luckily, like they, I mean, it's wvu, you had
the screen so you could see who was next, if
you're paying attention.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Other than that, like, I don't think I think it
was fine.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah I don't. I don't disagree. Let me go on
Woodbridge Kelly, good morning, Hey.

Speaker 10 (28:05):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I grow lay on me your thoughts.

Speaker 13 (28:09):
I'm definitely that parent that yells out like my kids
just want an oscar. I'm sorry, but I'm going to
scream and yell and clap, But I think I think definitely,
if it's an issue, then they should just wait till
the claps kind of die down and then announce the
next name. Like that's my opinion what you can do
to go around it, you know, but some some parents
really want to celebrate their kids, whether it's the kindergarten

(28:31):
graduation or high school college.

Speaker 14 (28:34):
You know.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Yeah, I'm sar.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
I do think they shot, especially the graduations at the school, Kelly.
It's not like they rented the place out. It's like,
what's the actual you were talking maybe actura a couple
of minutes here and there, Kelly. Do you ever get
looks from other parents?

Speaker 13 (28:48):
Actually, I've been told like I'm like that one like
super supportive parent, and then usually I get the other
parents to like.

Speaker 14 (28:56):
Start like being allowed as well.

Speaker 10 (28:58):
So I'm like, hey, come on, let's.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Cue literally Gesa, you like the cheerleader for the whole group.
That's fair, okay, Kelly, thank you for listening. Have a
great day you guys. Bye. If you want to see
the video again, we'll put up on our socials at
WYMUS Radio. Just because it is a little I don't know,
it does seem like black mirror. It does seem like
a little in North Korea, like just kind of like, uh,

(29:21):
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That changes the world. Piers Rose with three things.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
You need to know for you Tuesday Rose, What you
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Speaker 9 (30:58):
Both the FAA and the US Department of Transportation are
pushing for greater safety improvements around Reagan National Airport. So
the FAA is making some tweaks when it comes to
helicopters and plane So helicopter traffic is now going to
be pushed further to the southeast of the airport, limiting
how much airspace they can occupy. The FAA says that
at any point a plane and a helicopter are crossing

(31:19):
paths to a new route. Will make sure that there
is a that they are separated. So meanwhile, the US
Department of Transportation is now saying its own Inspector General
should provide an audit of the airspace around the airport.
So it's good to see that they're making changes.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
But yeah'll keep you update on that.

Speaker 9 (31:36):
So new speed cameras were installed in Fairfax County to
catch drivers speeding through work zones. We kind of talked
about this last week that they were going to be
installing them. They are officially up. They were set up
along a portion of the Fairfax County Parkway between Pope's
Head Road and Berk Center Parkway. So the speed limit
on this section of highway was reduced last month to
forty five and that is to enhance safety for workers.

(31:57):
So the cameras they were installed on Sunday. There's going
to be a thirty day warning period for anyone caught speeding.
You're going to get a warning and then after July fifteenth,
you're gonna get fines up to one hundred dollars. So
please just don't speed, especially in ord zones, because that's
not safe.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
And Baltimore's city pools will be starting.

Speaker 9 (32:15):
Their weekday schedules this week, which is really awesome for
several times. So some pools have had weekend hours since
Memorial Day, the holiday, but beginning today, all parks will
be open six days a week, and that schedule allows
city employees time to catch up on maintenance and you know,
other issues that they might need to deal with during
the summer months.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
I'm Rose. Those are the three things you need to
know for the day. Thank you, Rose, You're welcome. Asking
for a friend comes next? Can she be mad? Her
bestie is doing this? And let's go to fake name Katie.
Good morning, Good morning. Your question involves your friend and ex.
So your your friend just broke up with her boyfriend,
right and just reading the email, according to this, everybody

(33:02):
loved him. He was a great guy. This didn't work out.

Speaker 15 (33:05):
Is that fair?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah? He was the best Okay, So what's going on?

Speaker 10 (33:11):
Well, he was you know, he was our friend too,
but like she was our friend first. So you know,
like she do we get in then divorced?

Speaker 8 (33:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (33:21):
But now she's going around and she's like trashing him
to people and if we talk, like if he comes
up at all. She just complains about him, and like
he's trying to say he was like a bad guy
and that's just not true. Like he was a good dude,
and like they have the reasons for breaking up, but
it's not like anything terrible happened. And now she's being

(33:43):
kind of a jerk about him, and it's kind of
starting to bug me, and I'm wondering if I'm sort
of within my right to be like, hey, dude, not get.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Off, Like is it kind of like instead just be
like the adult thing where it didn't work out. She's
making it seem like she was victimized, that kind of.

Speaker 10 (34:00):
Like a drava queen, like we know this, but when
it's so blatant. Yeah, we all know what he was
like and we liked him, and she just wants to
be kind of crazy about it.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Sure, Okay, can I put you in hold this one second? Yeah?
So what do you do? Your fake name Katie? Can
you say something or do you just kind of go
along with the program? Eight seven, seven, nine ninety five
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(34:34):
and Your Morning Show Asking for a friend on intern
John and your morning show. We has talked to fake
name Katie. She wants to know can she call out
her Bessie? I guess Bessie was in a long term relationship.
They broke up now, but Bessie will trash Rex boyfriend.
I guess kind of make up things just aren't true
about the relationship. Can she say something eight seven, seven,

(34:56):
nine ninety five for six s eight one to call nine.
We ate the tanks while I get she on hold
sauce your thoughts. I okay.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
If I was the caller, I would first if my
friends started doing that, I would ask if there is
something that happened I didn't know about, just because we
don't know what goes on, you know, we're like we're
not in the other woman's shoes. So I would just
ask if because maybe that's just her way of like
saying it, like dealing with that, if there was some
kind of trauma, and if there really wasn't at all,

(35:26):
like you like, you know for a fact there's none
at all, I would just talk to her. If if
she's really your bestie, you would have already talked to her,
not called a radio station.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
But that's just my opinion.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, so, I guess then if let's just assume for
the sake of the argument that there is no trauma.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yes, if there's none at all, I would say, hey, look,
I'm sorry that you guys broke up for whatever reason
they She said it wasn't a bad breakup or anything.
But I really think that if you want to move on,
we stop talking negatively about it and we just move forward.
But I would make sure first nothing happened, because we
don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, I guess it does almost seem too like he's
trying to win the breakup among her friends. But her
friends already her friends. Why would they exactly throw the
other side.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yes, so if you start just talking negatively all of
a sudden, when they're finally out of your life, what happened?
But if if they're just doing it to get attention,
then yes, I would stop it.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Okay, that's sir. Let me go in Sparrow's point, Tori,
good morning, good morning. What'd you want to say with
asking for a friend? Tory?

Speaker 7 (36:25):
Yeah, I think that she has every right to say,
you know, knock off.

Speaker 16 (36:29):
You know, we're friends with him too. If something did happen,
then you know, maybe she should.

Speaker 7 (36:36):
You know, talk to her about it so she's a
true friend.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
And then you know she shouldn't be going around trash
and this guy, and you know they were friends first,
so she should be able to speak her mind and say,
you know, knock it off.

Speaker 14 (36:50):
We're all friends here.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, that's fair to thank you for listening to have
a great day, you too. I rose your thoughts with this.

Speaker 9 (36:58):
Do you think it could be a coping mechanism to
like get over the breakup because instead of like reminiscing
on when times were good and like holding on to
those moments, I feel like some people do the opposite,
where they look at all the negative aspects of the
relationship to help them realize like I don't want to
go back to that, so like pushing them almost like

(37:19):
pushing them forward?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Is it great?

Speaker 11 (37:22):
No?

Speaker 9 (37:23):
And I feel like at a certain point, like if
she never stops like obviously that there needs to be
a conversation. But if it's just like like fresh, I
think it's okay for a very short period of time
to help her like process everything.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
And then she needs to move on from it. Well.
I also think too, where I feel like conditioned to
think there has to be a bad person in the breakup,
and that's not necessarily the case every time. Sometimes, as
two adults can just it doesn't work out, and it
doesn't need to be like a they did X, Y
and Z. It's just the what said Taylor's they keep
quoting Taylor, but she said and how to embody's like

(37:58):
they learned the different A different dancer te different dances.
It's like we just like we just weren't compatible and
that's okay, And like that's a fine enough answer. Why
did you guys break up? Were compatible? Okay, Yeah, that's cool,
that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yeah, you can also just say it's mutual.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
When my ex and I, who I dated for years,
when we broke up, it was like a, I mean,
I broke up with him, but it was pretty mutual.
So I we both just would tell people like it
was very mutual. We just grew apart. Yeah, And I
feel like we were pretty young, and like, I think
that's just normal to say. Yeah, you shouldn't be scared
to say that we.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Just weren't the right people for each other.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
I think fin answer, it's also odd to talk badly
about somebody that you were with for a long time.
That really just grew apart from because like, what's the point.
What's not gonna do for you?

Speaker 8 (38:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:39):
I agree, Yeah I don't. I don't disagree. Let me go, Alison,
good morning, Good morning. What'd you want to say with
asking for a friend?

Speaker 8 (38:48):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (38:48):
I just texted and kind of the scene that's also
said where you never know what goes on behind closed doors.
There might have been something else that might have been
going on that maybe she just didn't want to talk
about her she's.

Speaker 10 (38:58):
Ashamed of or she's just a drown quote. But it
seems like there's more.

Speaker 14 (39:02):
There's more to it than he's letting on, and maybe
he put on a good facade.

Speaker 10 (39:08):
And he's a completely different person.

Speaker 9 (39:13):
That's a good point because like one of my exes,
people were like, oh, he's the greatest person ever, but
like he really wasn't And I didn't really talk about
that relationship until it ended.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Sure. Yeah, so Alison, you think then the best case
wo be to pull aside and hey girl, what's going
on or just kind of let it, let it fizzle out,
so to speak.

Speaker 14 (39:34):
I feel like if they're best friends, they have that
openness where she can just maybe be honest with her
and ask her about it.

Speaker 10 (39:40):
So maybe she's still going through it.

Speaker 14 (39:42):
And trying to figure out how to best deal with it.

Speaker 10 (39:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (39:45):
I feel like it's screaming therapy, like they get in
the therapy if it was.

Speaker 9 (39:48):
Something, Yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Disagree, Alison, Thank you for listening.

Speaker 10 (39:53):
I have a great day, all right, Thank you too.

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(41:53):
been loving it. It's giving us a taste of her
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Speaker 1 (42:00):
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Speaker 2 (42:01):
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(42:22):
it's so good.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
People have been criticizing.

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Her album cover and everything, and like whatever, it's we
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(42:47):
she does is thing about sex. But those are the
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Speaker 2 (42:57):
So when the doctor's charged in the death of Matthew
Perry has agreed to a plea deal. His name is
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He could be sentenced up to four years of prison.
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(43:18):
the final say lies with the judge. So Plancia was
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then showing the assistant how to administer it, which is
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it's been a year and a half, but it feels
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I don't know, oh I know.

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And he was convinced to show up by his coworkers
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(43:56):
and he won fifty bucks and a year's worth of burritos,
which is sick.

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That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
He does crazy, like crazily alike you guys to hit
like it's wild to be Yeah, and then he when
he won, he had a message. He's like, let's go
all hang out and have beer and make a new
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I wish I looked like a celebrity so I could
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Speaker 3 (44:17):
All looks so fun.

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You are a celebrity.

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Thank you.

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Speaker 3 (44:37):
I'm only on episode two though, how is it? It's
good so far?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I had to ask my best friend if it's like
bloody though, because it said thriller, I was like, oh,
is there gonna be blood?

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Am I gonna see any?

Speaker 15 (44:47):
Brain?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
So I had to double check. But she said I
should be good. Okay, so I believe her.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Thank yous, Sausin welcome if he needs something to listen to,
but he has a crisis podcast out breaking down the
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you to see him. Plus you qualified to go our
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intern Johnny Morning Show, What embarrassing thing would we find
in your house? We go into your place today, what
embarrassing thing do we find? Eight seven seven, nine ninety
five four six s eight one to call, nine ninety
three three eight to texts saus you're.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Thinking deep, I'm trying to think of what would embarrass me,
am I house.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I mean your book collection.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
That's not embarrassing at all. It shows that I have
a lot of taste. It's it's very it's fairies and
in vampires. First of all, my book collection, my physical
book collection, is a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
It's bettering your mind stuff.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
It's a gatar like it's there's a wide range, so
it shows that I actually like can use my brain
but also turn it off.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Okay, fair, okay, okay, things are calling me out.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
What would embarrass you, John, besides your walls being covered
in your face, that's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
I was just for the sake of the bit. I
mean for the sake of the bit.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Yeah, I mean, do I have.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
More lightsabers than most scrum men should have that aren't Jedi?
Well yeah, By'm a Jedi. So no, not only that
I'm embarrassing, I mean, yeah, that probably would be like
what's up there? It would be the Star Wars stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
I think the Star Wars stuff is the least embarrassing
thing for you in your house. Then say it saying
you did I think the amount of artwork on your walls,
I'd be worried. I'm like, what if there's an earthquake
and just say all fall off in Unison?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
That would be scary. That would be Yeah, let's hope
that doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
So that's just what let's say.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Okay. So that's your answer for me is is that, yeah,
you you called me out. I ain't call you to
give you suggestions of things in your place that could
be considered embarrassing as if I.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Think that what people would be embarrassed for me about,
I would not embarrassed about. That's good though, Like someone
sent me like the three D octopus thing with yes,
with the inappropriate stuff, yeap.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
And I think it's a it's a conversation piece.

Speaker 12 (47:09):
It is.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
It's fine art, Okay. So if we went into your place,
what would embarrass you? Eight seven seven nine ninety five
four six A one the best one going to see
the weekend? The check in an intern John your morning,
the check in on intern John in your morning show,
trying to get you to see the weekend at Northwest Stadium,
plus qualify you our grand prize strip Universal Orlando Resort.

(47:33):
What embarrassing thing would we find in your place? Eight
seven seven nine ninety five four six eight one to call.
We can change your name and voice if you want.
Let's go fake name Whitney, good morning, good morning. I
know that you are an adult. You are a fine,
upstanding citizen, I'm sure, But if we went in your

(47:53):
place and did a deep search, what embarrassing thing would
we find?

Speaker 17 (47:58):
So I used to be and still am secretly a
massive one direction fan, and I actually wrote a one
direction fan fiction.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Hell yeah, when I.

Speaker 10 (48:13):
Was younger and I haven't had a heart to let
it go.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Okay, so keep it now. Have we ever gone back
to read it? Or is it like a We're gonna
leave it aside for now.

Speaker 10 (48:25):
I'll sometimes I'll open it up and I'll read a
couple of pages and I'll have a chuckle.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
But then I will just put it right back on
my nightstand. Sure makes sense. Can you top that? What
embarrassing thing would we find in your place? Eight seven seven,
nine nine five four six eight one to call, nine
nine three three eight detext the best one gonna see
the weekend. Plus you're qualify to go to Orlando. Okay,

(48:50):
these are dope. Again, this is a no judgment zone.
We don't judge if we went in your place. What's
the embarrassing thing we'd find? Eight seven seven I have
four six state one to call, nine nine three three
eight to text the best one is gonna see the weekend.
We'll give all the runner ups tickets to the comedy
shows this weekend. It's gonna hardpick a winner. Let me
go in Woodbridge, Savannah, Good morning, good morning. Okay, the

(49:16):
embarrassing and weird thing you have, Savannah as what.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Okay, So I am a mom the three young boys,
and in my top dress or drawer I have in
zip hoc baggies their first tooth that they all lost
and their first hair from when we did their first haircut.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Okay, so the tooth Fairy. Did you work on a
deal the tooth Fairy get the teeth back?

Speaker 10 (49:36):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
I did. It was it was a lot of hard work. Yeah,
negotiation tactics for sure. Okay, Savannah, one second, you're in
the running. I have heard the tooth Fairy if you
ask nicely and I talk to her people, she will teeth.
She'll return the teeth if you ask. That's why i've heard.
At least let me go in DC, Sarah, good morning.

Speaker 8 (49:53):
Hey.

Speaker 16 (49:55):
So I'm in my upper twentieth. But if you enter
my apartment and you look under the bed and please
do not open the closet, you will find lots of
yarn because I'm a hooker, but I'm a crushed at hooker.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Oh crochet.

Speaker 16 (50:15):
So you think it's a true grandma place because kind
of Beyond sometimes smells funky, but I really kind of
probably crush ellis that I wanted to, so I just have.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Lots of yarn. If almost like yeah, yeah, okay, Sarah
one second, you're in the in the running, let me
go in staff or Chloe, good morning.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:44):
So I had an era back then when I was
a little bit younger, and so if you, uh, if
you went into my apartment, you would find a furry costume,
so the pause and all the things and whatnot. And
I don't know what to do with it because those
things they don't tell you they're so expensive. And I've
tried to sell it and it's there.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
How expensive are they? A thousand? Okay?

Speaker 14 (51:12):
Not tell you what is more than just a costume?

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Like what animal is?

Speaker 13 (51:18):
It's a dog?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Okay, Tolly. I would imagine as a female, if you
market it to the right people, you can sell that
thing yesterday. You know what I mean. You're probably right, No, no,
I am, because the dudes online are weird and so
like I think for a dude to sell use anything
different for a female to sell use anything, somebody's gonna

(51:40):
buy it. You're not gonna like what they do with it.
But like I think you probably go that way. Uh again,
we don't judge. Is it in like a dry cleaned
bag or what's it in?

Speaker 10 (51:50):
Oh, yeah, it's in a bag, it's packed away.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
I would not keeping that thing out. All right, Chloe,
one second, you're in the running and we don't judge.
I'll let me go. Victoria. Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 10 (52:00):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Oh well, thank you so Victoria, we break in your place.
What do we find in?

Speaker 18 (52:05):
Oh a pink, shaky thing. And it's totally embarrassed. I
got it for my birthday. The girls gave it to me,
and it's in my bathroom and when the girls come clean,
I have to kind of put it away because they
think I need some help or something.

Speaker 12 (52:21):
But it was a joke.

Speaker 10 (52:22):
Yeah, it's just too funny.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Is a joke that's been used. There's a joke that
we because I'm saying, like, why is it out? You
know what I mean? That's fair.

Speaker 18 (52:31):
Well, I have to look at it because these girls
are so much fun and they make me just smile
every day.

Speaker 14 (52:38):
And it's something. It's something pink.

Speaker 18 (52:41):
And then I had a construction guy come over to
do some work and he's he looked at it.

Speaker 10 (52:46):
And he just he didn't know what to say.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
I'm sure, okay, Victoria. One second, you're in the running,
Let me good friends see you by the way, Let
me go on your voice change here, fake named Grace,
good morning.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Morning.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
But yet, Faith and Grace, you have what that we
find embarrassing.

Speaker 19 (53:06):
So you go deep to the trenches of my closet.
I happen to hold on to all the secret love
notes and everything from a secret admirer in high school,
even though I've been married for five years.

Speaker 6 (53:17):
WHOA.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
So do you ever go back and look at the
notes or is it just kind of like you like
knowing they're there?

Speaker 19 (53:24):
You know, you're doing a de closet clean. If someone
will cost saw them, it makes a good ego boost.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
So is it like a one that got away type situation?
It is, but you never know.

Speaker 19 (53:37):
You never know what the future holds.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Okay, all right, we judge Faith and Grace one second.
You're in the running. Hold on, God, some of these
are hilarious. Me go, is it Cadiza, Yes, I girl,
you got it that you'd find embarrassing we find embarrassing. Well,
it's that embarrassing, but it's Twilight.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
I have a Twilight connection that I totally adore.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Really honest, Wow, it's a T shirt it's the books,
it's the movies, it's the CDs that no one's allowed
to touch.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
You don't touch it.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Just look at it.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
It's a shrine.

Speaker 20 (54:12):
Pay to it.

Speaker 7 (54:13):
I will.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
I read them over and over again.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I watched them over and over again.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
I go back.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
I used to Oh my god, I used to go
to the all the premieres.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Were you Team Edwards Team Jacob? I was Team Edwards.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
I will always be Team Edwards my T shirt.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
That's if you had to guess how much money is
the Twilight Collection.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
I don't even want to guess. I don't even want
to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Over a thousand, No, not that much. But it's magazines.

Speaker 11 (54:46):
It's probably like in the hundreds.

Speaker 20 (54:49):
Because I have like I have, like the teams I have,
like the Summer books then and then the then the
Tanner books that came out with it.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Like it's it's it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Okay, one second, you're in the running as more Team
Jacob though, of course, sorry what does that mean? Of
course I was. I just I just said that, what
team are you?

Speaker 3 (55:05):
I like Team Jacob.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Yeah, let's go in tows in Sarah, good morning, good morning,
I girl. The embarrassing thing we find your place? What
is it?

Speaker 21 (55:16):
I still sleep with the stuffed animal from when I
was born, and it's been certainly repaired quite a few
times for sewing to kind of bring it back to life.
But you can't replace the thing that was the original.

Speaker 10 (55:29):
So we just keep with it.

Speaker 21 (55:33):
And it's turned a little darker in color. But sure,
I would say it's like now, So yeah, you've lost
a few body parts, but you know it's still it's
still my favorite animal, not everyone else's that comes over.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
But does animal have a name? Sure? And so when
you bring people over, do you ever have to put
him away so he doesn't see his mother too bad?

Speaker 21 (56:01):
I just take it with pride and know he's part
of me, so he never really gets hidden.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Yeah, my grandparents really don't like that.

Speaker 21 (56:11):
I still have them around, but you know they can't jog.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
So yeah, that's fair. Okay, Sarah, one second you're in
the running. I get that. I think we have a
bunch of people actually have like their old like I
have mine.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
I'm Blanky and my Teddy and I put it in
my bottom drawer.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
You hide Blanky and Teddy?

Speaker 10 (56:27):
I do?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
How dare you?

Speaker 3 (56:29):
That's It's not like I'm hiding it.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
That's like, there's their bed now so and there's nothing
else in the drawers, just those two.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Do you ever take them out of the bed?

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Yeah, but oh whatever, I feel like, Okay, really this
is not about me. Are you talked about with in
my apartment? And I'm not embarrassed about that.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
I'm just asking a question.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yeah, I take them out.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Lot Teddy and Blankie. When they come out, I.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Will make my bed. I put them in up there.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Do you talk to them?

Speaker 3 (56:55):
No, I don't talk to them. Oh yeah, I'm like, hey, Teddy,
look at me clean my room.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Like that's weird. That seems like something you would do, though,
I'm not trying to be meme, just saying that seems
like I saw.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Really I'll I'll put I'll make my bed, so like
during the week, they'll probably like stay on my bed
and sometimes like if like Teddy falls over, I'll be like,
oh ef sas and the like, I'll be like, sorry, Teddy,
can't throw you like that, and they'll fix him.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
And then that's the only thing.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
I'd probably say. We start texting like this is why
she's single. No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
No, I think that's probably normal.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
But also like I just I just still have it.
It's just it's not like I like sleep with it,
like holding it. Yeah, even if I did, though, I
really wouldn't care.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Yeah, I think I think that's who cares. Yeah, yeah,
I think that's that's fine. Vote for your favorite nine
nine three three eight to text hold on edgewire, Denise,
good morning.

Speaker 14 (57:49):
Good morning, my girl.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
When there's something when we find.

Speaker 14 (57:54):
I have a peepee pillow?

Speaker 1 (57:56):
What what's a peepee pillow?

Speaker 20 (57:58):
It's all and I still take it everywhere with me
if I sleep with this between.

Speaker 11 (58:04):
My legs, and my mom has always said and still says,
can I please wash that?

Speaker 14 (58:09):
It smeuth like peepe?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Oh yeah, okay, So how how old do we think
the pillow is? Oh my gosh, oh wow, Okay, that's fair. Okay,
well one second and east around the running. I mean
we can't judge Eric's pillow and Marca on it. Yes,
the pillow that we I think was I guess that

(58:32):
was probably last year this morning here. Yeah, Astra Zeneca
would refuse to take it inside.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Yeah, they're like, sorry, we have too many regulations to take.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
That, I think. Listener Natasha brought to her lab and
they're like, hey, we can't in good faith give this
pillow back to you. It has merca. They literally like
destroyed it. Yes, well, and to be fair again, like
the pillow was forty years old, yes, and Eric's brother
had used it and then Eric used it. It's probably
forty two years old. Yeah, And it looked like it
didn't look like a pillow. It looked like he put

(59:00):
a bunch of Halloween candy. When you're treated with a pillow,
like a case called pillowcase. There it is how it's
all on one side, like all in the bottom.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
That's what looked like, because all the stuffing had started
to like bundle together in like little balls because it
was so old, and like, you know, just like secretions that.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Say secretions, my guy, secretion, Shelby.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
I'm just sorry about skins.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
That's not that's if you're like laying on the pillow
with your face and like your oils into it.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
I don't want to think about Eric.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
And that can we like fart into it?

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Okay? Now listen, I get the picture of your painting.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Yeah, and then everything's like we get moist together.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
If I was saying these things right now, you would
be like you sop.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Like three weeks ago, you had a fifteen minute conversation
about poop now and we got into a fight because
I was like, I don't want to hear about your
dog's bodily functions anymore.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
I'm sorry that Skills had an accident.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
I was very sad for him, but I was I
was sad for him as well because you kept talking
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Well, you know, it's what parents do, So we do
god parent by the votes, coming in Chloe with the
furry costume, you wing girl, Ye, so we'll get you
a whole one second at the tickets.

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
Okay, nice, Maybe we're the furry costume.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Hey, listen, it's a weekend show. Nobody's gonna judge one second.
Everybody else who's on hold, stand hold. We'll give you
tickets for the comedy show. I want to get to
this too. According new study, gen Z wants to do
this in the having a great Tuesday, Thank you for listening,
internshown in your morning show. A new poll came out
forty seven percent of gen z ers say they're having

(01:00:39):
relations while working remotely no way due to flexible schedules.
Very exciting, but when it comes to things, they want
to see added to the office. Thirty eight percent say
they'd like to have private spaces for hookups and solo
play during the workday. That's wild, so they can quote
take a break alone or with a coworker.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
I don't want to be one in that room.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Yeah. And also, who's like to suggest that I have
an idea for our office fromaraderie? Uh check hall cruise
and asking I know, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
I just think that would be odd to like, here's
here's the space you go in to have hookups and
like alone time, yes, and then everyone will see you
walk in there, which like whatever do you? I don't care,
but I just feel like that would add a lot
more drama even to your workspace.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
So also, like the rumor in this building was always
that back in the day because there's like five levels
of parking here for some reason, we have five different
garage levels. Yeah that back in the day, people go
on the one garage level that's like the very bottom,
and like that's what they would do. I have heard
of adult things allegedly, which is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
That's why I've always heard too, So yeah, I yeah,
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
It's just kind of funny. Can you imagine here, like
you got something you think guys are gonna like, we've
got a boom boom room.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
I just feel like that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
It's also like goes into who is going to take
care of the room, and somebody's gonna have to clean it,
like the clean company.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
I don't think signed up for that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
You're not gen z. Nobody asked, but what do you
kind of did have that upstairs with the love.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Sack and the you're going to say that and you're
gonna bring the love.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
Sacks and the futon and we people did do it
before I'm not I was saying they didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
They did. Nobody used to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Skating that the love sack and the fouton were in
like open spaces.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Like shared spaces. Originally there wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
It was an office inside of another office, and that's
where the love sack.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
It was like a green room.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
And then the studios and that's where the futon was.
So the futon got used. The love sack was in
one of the main studios that was put in my
studio and it got used as well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Well don't like that, Eric God almighty. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
And then there was another jock who did it underneath
the underneath the board.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
What do you rend?

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Let's that's disturbing, But that that weekend shift, that futon too,
it looked like somebody dropped the wrecking ball on it.
Like the way it was broken, it is like somebody
had to jump all the time. Dude, I did back
in the day I was a younger man. How did
that make you feel? Knowing the history of that futon?
I mean, honestly, I probably lay on worst places. Maybe

(01:03:21):
we stayed some CDs hotels with the show.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
But your friend's DNA was that no Annapolis?

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Oh yeah, Annapolis hotels? That was sketchy. All right, well
we got one here already.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
We did not have one here?

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Oh me throwing the food the love sack. You can't
have anything.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
No funds allowed in this also, like you couldn't even
take off the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
To clean it. No, we took it off and then
no one got a new one. Oh no one. It
wasn't it was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
It wasn't mine so much. I think my first day
that I interviewed here, I remember you guys laying on it. Yeah, okay,
you guys knew at the time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Are we judging right now?

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Judging you on it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Yeah a few times. Okay, Well you have gen zers
in your office.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
You can use like the phone call rooms.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
We could use the music room places.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
There's like six of us here, what I mean, we
can go use it the total traffic production studio with Aaron.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
They already don't work. Stay away from them, please, that's
what even better. No one will go in I like
those you please?

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
You could cut on the couch that the couch in
the music room, all right, all right, the last route
like you could see in there. Yeah, somebody's over here
though anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Newspapers.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Yeah, thing, there's like a big meaning. There's a conference
that's the Pride. All right, Well that was fun, great time.
Rose has the three things you need to come much.
We're gonna talk about.

Speaker 9 (01:04:52):
How an alligator got to a Fairfax County motel.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
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Speaker 11 (01:05:21):
From the City that Changes the World. Piers Rose with
three things you need.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
To know for your Tuesday. Rose What you got for us?

Speaker 9 (01:05:29):
So Marylyn is joining other states and territories in a
seven point four billion dollar national settlement with Purdue Pharma
over its role in the opioid crisis. So the agreement
could bring more than ninety million dollars to Maryland. If
local jurisdiction sign on Maryland Attorney General Anthony Brown's the
funds could be a lifeline for those battling addiction and
help communities recover. This settlement still requires final approval through

(01:05:52):
bankruptcy court proceedings. So the Fairfax County Police Department is
confirming and alligator sighting at a hotel in Huntington area
wild probably saw this on social media or anywhere because
it was crazy to see. Officers were called to the
fifty nine hundred block of Richmond Highway early yesterday after
a guest spotted the alliator.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Outside of their room. And this was not just any
little alligator.

Speaker 9 (01:06:17):
It was estimated to be about six feet long and
weighing about four hundred pounds.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
My god, So they were able to find that gator
pretty quickly.

Speaker 9 (01:06:26):
Now, the owner of the alligator was taking it from
New York to a zoo in North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Sure as you cool? Why are you stopping with it?
I'm letting it out. I don't understand.

Speaker 9 (01:06:38):
Virginia law prohibits the possession of some exotic animals. So
police bound up escorting the animal and its owner out of.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
The county just like you can't be here anymore. And
to raise awareness about the nine to eight to eight.

Speaker 9 (01:06:51):
Helpline, Behavioral Housestem Baltimore has installed four full size, bright
purple foam booths at historic locations throughout the city.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 9 (01:06:59):
The booths, which are part of a two week campaign,
play recorded messages that got individuals on where to seek
help if needed. The phones are not operational for direct calls.
You keep just go in and use it, but they
offer an experience similar to speaking with a specialist, and
the ninety eight eight helpline is accessible to anyone via call, text,
or chat.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
I'm rose. Those are the three things you need to
know for the Bay. Thank you Ros, You're welcome on Tuesdays,
we do anyone listening who on an intern John in
your morning show without a topic. We don't think a
lot of people have stories for but if you do,
it's going to be something good. Like I'm looking for
anyone listening who had a one night stand and it
worked out like it's meant to be a one night stand,
but here we are two years later, we're in love. Sill.

(01:07:41):
That is you eight seven seven, nine ninety five four
six eight one to call nine ninety three three eight
to tech Sauce. You're looking for anyone listening who a
friend you got.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
A job and now you regret it, Like maybe you
hire them to work for you or your company or
another friend's company, and now you're just regretting it.

Speaker 22 (01:08:00):
Not on me?

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
What what I would do that? That is you eight
seven seven or six state one to call nine nine
three three texts Rose, You're looking for anyone listening who
is playing hooky today? How are you doing instead?

Speaker 17 (01:08:13):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Yeah, and let's do the bonus based on the gen Z.
Anyone listening to who is hooked up in the office place?
I want to know where, how and how often?

Speaker 15 (01:08:23):
Who?

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Yeah, that's you real?

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
How did it work?

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Yeah, you relate to any of these. If you had
a one night stand and worked out, if you got
a friend a job and you regret it, if you're
playing hooky, or if you've hooked up in the office place.
We want to hear from you. Eight seven, seven, nine
ninety five four six state one to call nine ninety
three three eight to text anyone listening who on intern
John in your morning show with There are topics we

(01:08:46):
don't think a lot of people have stories for, but
if you do, it's going to be something good. Like
I'm looking for anyone listening who had a one night
stand that worked out. Sauce is looking for anyone listening
who got a friend of job and regretsip Rose is
looking for anyone listening who is currently playing hooky. You
relate to any of these. Call me eight seven, seven,

(01:09:08):
nine nine five four six eight one, text me nine
ninety three three eight. We can change name, we can
change your voice. Let's go fake name Becca. Good morning, Hey,
good morning, you're calling for mine. So you had a
one night stand that worked out? What happened?

Speaker 12 (01:09:24):
I did?

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
So?

Speaker 10 (01:09:26):
I had just gone through a breakup and so I
just got on tender and you know, started swiping and
met this guy. We went out, we got drunk, we
hooped up, and yeah, three years later we are still
together and engaged.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Now, okay, and so how long into like the I
guess the hanging out, did you realize like, oh, no,
like this is gonna be something serious?

Speaker 10 (01:09:50):
Probably wouldn't he actually called me after Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
So yeah, no, sham in the game. We were looking
for like a one time like, you know, have fun
what ever? Yeah, yeah, I mean I literally it was.
It was a total reapount.

Speaker 15 (01:10:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:10:06):
I broken up with my boy from before him two
weeks before.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Okay. Yeah, so I was not looking for anything, all right,
can't butt you hold one second? Appreciate Yeah, there's a
lot of these. I let me go slim, good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
Hey what's that bro?

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Amen? So you locked down your lady and for one
night staying what happened?

Speaker 19 (01:10:26):
Brother?

Speaker 6 (01:10:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
So we went to cheesecake factory meeting for the first time,
and I was pretty much bragged and like I never
met anybody like her before, and she assumed that I
was like a player, a ladies man whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
So because anymore, Yeah, do you think that's going to
do with this slim because that does sound like a player,
do you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
I'm just it was the first thing that came to mind.
But anyway, she leaves her wallet at the restaurant. She
didn't want to see me no more after that, so
I want to say the next day, no, she asked
for it whatever. I bought it back to her, and
it was an apartment complex that was like locked down,
like you can only get him a key fob. I

(01:11:12):
got in with no problem, and she saw me and
looked like a ghost like. So after that, no, we
hooked up and we've been married ever since.

Speaker 7 (01:11:21):
My man.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Escalating, I did not think he was gonna end in
hook it up and marriage. I'm gonna give you tickets
to the comedy show because I want to meet you.
And the message this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Okay, oh man, that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
I was, that's fantastic.

Speaker 15 (01:11:38):
Time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Let me go. I can disk in morning, good morning,
all right. So it's supposed to be a one night
stand girl. What happened?

Speaker 22 (01:11:46):
So I went out to sales point for a friend's
birthday and I was at the horse who came in
on and I'm funny and approached me and we started
talking the rest of the night, and I told my friend,
see you, I'm going home with him. And I went
home with him. It was my what's one night's fan.

Speaker 10 (01:12:00):
I've ever had?

Speaker 22 (01:12:02):
And he told me he loved me that night and
we've been together for six and a half years ever since.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Whoa okay, now this old thing to say, Yeah, night,
your story and we're happy for you. You just you
mess up a bunch of other people. Now, who are
to hear that? Like, oh I got hope?

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Oh he's in love with me?

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Yeah, that's amazing. So are you guys just dating engage?
What's the situation?

Speaker 22 (01:12:23):
Oh, we're dating, but we plan on getting engaged this year.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Dar Okay, cancel one second, get you tickets as well.
That's durable. Although like that's a dangerous tale.

Speaker 12 (01:12:32):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Yes, she's like he told me love me. I'd be like, whoa,
get out of my apartment?

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Oh yeah, bun guy working though six years streat let's
go in essex Ela, Good morning, Good morning a right girl.
What happened?

Speaker 8 (01:12:46):
So we've we've had this prime group since we were
about thirteen twelve.

Speaker 14 (01:12:50):
Bitch, I haven't talked to that man?

Speaker 16 (01:12:53):
Oh we didn't talk for about five years, no communication.

Speaker 14 (01:12:56):
He actually had a oil rigged job lined up, tested
and he's supposed to leave.

Speaker 22 (01:13:01):
Three weeks later, came over to my house to convince
me to get with one of those his friends.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
One thing to another that night, and he never left.

Speaker 19 (01:13:10):
He turned out his.

Speaker 10 (01:13:11):
Oral rake job a few days later.

Speaker 14 (01:13:13):
And now we're engaged to.

Speaker 10 (01:13:14):
Have a two year old.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Adorable right Aloha, one second, get your tickets. That's adorable.
Oh god, there's so freaking many in Mechanicsville. Lea, good morning,
good morning. I grow what happened? So?

Speaker 23 (01:13:29):
I had just gotten out of an eight year divorce.
I was in a marriage for eight years and then
I was I had only been divorced for like three months,
and he reached out to me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
He reached out to me multiple.

Speaker 14 (01:13:44):
Times on Facebook.

Speaker 23 (01:13:46):
I didn't even know him to go out, and I
was like, fine, I'll just I just I'll do it
one time. Yeah, and then we were in separable since
I moved in three months later, and then we got
married about nine months later.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Wow, to any of your friends or family, be like,
hey girl, we should pump the brakes here a little bit.

Speaker 16 (01:14:12):
My ex husband died yea, yeah, and my.

Speaker 23 (01:14:17):
My mom, but the other family members were extremely supportive.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Okay, one second, get your info, get you some tickets.
Let me get with Shannon. Good morning, Good morning. What happened?

Speaker 15 (01:14:30):
So?

Speaker 20 (01:14:31):
I had planned my best friend's bachelotte party in Virginia
Beach and we went out that night. We're at a
bar and I saw this guy and my best friend's.

Speaker 10 (01:14:40):
Like, you should go talk to him.

Speaker 14 (01:14:41):
I was like okay, So we went over and we
start talking.

Speaker 20 (01:14:44):
I'm like, oh my god, you have an accent and
he's like, yeah, I.

Speaker 14 (01:14:46):
Just moved here from Germany.

Speaker 20 (01:14:48):
And so yeah, we hit it off that night, and
at the end of the night, my best friend's like,
you should bring him back.

Speaker 14 (01:14:54):
I'm like, that's kind of weird. It's your bachelorte party. Sure,
She's like, yeah, bring him back.

Speaker 10 (01:14:58):
So I got him back and yeah, and that happened.

Speaker 20 (01:15:02):
And the next morning I'm like, okay, wow, you're really fun.

Speaker 14 (01:15:04):
I'll probably never see you again. And you, oh, yeah,
I'll come up to see you in Baltimore.

Speaker 20 (01:15:08):
I'm like, okay, you probably won't, and sure enough, two weeks.

Speaker 22 (01:15:12):
Later he did.

Speaker 20 (01:15:13):
And that was ten years ago, and here we are married, too,
little girls, and yeah, I saw what a.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Great first American experience, way back to Brett party earlier. Okay,
channel one second, I can get you in for that.
That's adorable. I saw us. You're looking for anyone listening
to got a friend a job and regrets it. Yes,
let me go, Megan, Good morning.

Speaker 10 (01:15:37):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
How are you guys doing well? What happened?

Speaker 17 (01:15:39):
Girl?

Speaker 10 (01:15:41):
So my husband got two.

Speaker 24 (01:15:43):
Of the people in our friend group a job, and
then he ended up getting me a job at the
same company as well. Sure, and later he left the company, uh,
looking for something else, and then there was some petty
drama in our friend group, and the whole friend group
kind of exploded. One of us speak to each other anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Oh god?

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Okay, yeah, I'm assuming nobody works there either.

Speaker 14 (01:16:07):
I still work there, and so do the other two.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Oh so it's like you guys just don't see you
see each other, but it's don't say thing to each other.

Speaker 10 (01:16:14):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Okay, that's tough. Okay, Megan, can I get your tickets
for the shows this weekend? You can tell us the
full story, because I want to know who's fault. Okay,
we're nosy that one. We're going to stop the meeting.
Green line because we need to know the whole story.
Our bonus was anyone listening who would admit they hooked
up at work, Keith, I don't want you to say
the name of the fast casual restaurant you're working at,

(01:16:38):
but laid down rather what happened, Well.

Speaker 15 (01:16:43):
I was working there as a closing manager. So anyway,
literally there's only two staff members maybe three at the time.
Two of them were cleaning up. Me and the girl
went into the office, hooked up. We stayed together for
almost a year, had a daughter, and and uh, then
then we split up. Her parents didn't like my race

(01:17:05):
at the time, so yeah, it was it was a
little a little sticky at the situation, but yeah, we
hooked up in the manager's office for a good six months.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Nice did you name your daughter Wendy? You said, I
wasn't inpty anything, just saying you want to come to
the shows this weekend? Sure, and then on one second,
we'll get your infu. I wasn't implying anything. I was saying, yeah, Uh,
a lot of texts coming in. Uh got my best
friend hired at my work. He perceived me late, accused them,

(01:17:37):
accuse them of being against him. They fired him for
other reasons. That sucks. Ya, isn't the worst when you
put your like your ass in the line or somebody
and they're constantly late.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Yeah, it makes you look bad. It's like, why why
did you want me to hire you?

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Yes, I've also said the people I've hired here is like, hey,
if you do dumb things, I'm the one that looks back.
I'm the one that hired you, So dun't be an idiot. Yeah,
it's a very simple role in the show sumping idiot,
you know, I mean, uh, somebody else that took up
an out of state coworker. Our sons. Now nineteen we're
still together.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Oh cute.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
I just got pravaced by saying because there was good
situations doesn't mean it's gonna work out every time though.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Yeah, I mean I think most people realize that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
I mean, you don't know if you don't try. Yeah,
imagine that dude. Though, coming from Germany to Va Beach,
it's like his first time in America. Get invite a
bachel rett party.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
That is living the dream he just happened upon the
bach rat party.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
What a dream. He calls his buddies back home, like
there's no way goes. Yeah. It happened just like in
the movies.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
It's like that one movie where the guy was at
love actually where he's like, I'm going to Wisconsin, yes, yeah,
and he like meets the yeah yes.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
If you want to continue over at tax she can
nine nine three three eight. Let's do this. Everything celebrity
sauce has entertainment apart what you got for us.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
So the judge and the Sean Diddycombe trial started the
seventh week by replacing jury number six. We talked about
this yesterday as well, but basically the man gave inconsistent
answers about his residence and the judge beard that he
was aiming to be on the jury determining Diddy's fate,
and he was replaced by a fifty seven year old
alternate from Westchester. Another jury was actually question yesterday. After
court adjourned, this person received an anonymous text from an

(01:19:12):
unknown number asking if they were during number six. There's
suspicion that this seconder has discussed Ditty's case outside of
the courtroom against the judge directives. So the day ended
with prosecutors showing the jurors videos of Ditty's freak off
parties which were retreated from Cassie's laptop. Gordon, visitors could
not see the videos, and jurors listened to the audio
through headphones. So it also was kind of light yesterday

(01:19:34):
that Diddy us his American Express card to pay for
flights for Cassie and mail escorts traveling to the freak
off parties. His company, bad Boy Entertainment Worldwide, paid the
credit card bills. Bad Boy staff made hotel arrangements and
procured drugs for these parties and cleaned up the resulting mess. So, yeah,
lots of stuff came out. I'll keep you updated with
what happens today tomorrow. Ed Scheeron does not have a

(01:19:57):
date with the United States Supreme Court anymore. So Scotus
actually punted on the hearing copyright arguments of Thinking out Loud,
saying that you know, it's been going on for so long,
but it sounds too similar to Marvin Gaye's nineteen seventy
three classic Let's get on. So the company with partial rights,
let's get on filing lawsuits seven years ago, They've lost
battles in lower courts, and so judges in a jury

(01:20:20):
have agreed that the chord progression and harmonic rhythm and
let's get it on cannot be protected because they're overly common.
So Ed Sheeron actually won his first Grammy Awards ten
years ago with Thinking out Loud, So I mean, at
least it's over.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
It's crazy. He's ten years old, by the way, I think, Yeah,
that's crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:20:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
So, tickets will go on sale tomorrow for the thirteen
AD shows to the Jonas Brothers twentieth Anniversary Tour. They
announced the thirteen AD shows yesterday. Yesterday we also talked
about how they decided to change the venue for six cities,
which washing DC is one of those cities, So instead
of having it at NAT's Park, it will now be
at Jiffy Lube. So also just a reminder, if you

(01:20:59):
did buy tickets to that Jonas Brothers show, you will
got in an email because you do still have to
re buy your tickets for the Jiffy Loop show, which
the presale starts tomorrow morning at ten thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
So just you'll have that in an email. You can
check with them.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
But they posted yesterday afternoon quote, this tour is bringing
you all of your JB favorites, both old and new.
Solo performances from Nick, Joe Dnce and the administration unquote.
They also announced yesterday that they're going to be adding
some Oak bitting Max. So all American rejects, boys like Girls,
and Marshmallow. If you are going to the DC Show
on August twelfth, you're only going to see All American

(01:21:34):
Rejects and Marshmallow.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
And I say only, that's a sick line up.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
That's a sick line that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
So if you're looking for something to watch to night,
there's not a ton of TV. You got Stanley Cup Finals,
it's Game six on TNT and True TV. America's got
Talent on NBC and then trending it's still the exact
same as last week. We've got deb Q number one
on Netflix. Number two is Stick on Apple TV Plus,
and then The Better Sister is number three on Prime,
which I have started watching. I've only watched two episodes, though.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Is it worth getting into?

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
I mean, so far, I'm into it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
It's give me a ten second synopsis.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Again, I've only watched two episodes, so it's like, you know,
it's a thriller. Her sister comes into the picture and
they're trying to find out. It's like the I did
the description what two weeks ago. It's like they're trying
to figure out who murdered her husband.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Okay, sounds good. Yeah, if he needs something to listen to.
How do you see crisis podcasts out? They're breaking down
the greatest Nickelodeon shows of all time. You can listen.
Why miss radio dot Com getting you in your second
Chance from plus your headline of the day. Next, hang on,
let's go in Annapolis. Jackie, Good morning? Oh no, Jackie?

(01:22:40):
Are you there? Okay, Jackie? Very important question. What was
your favorite school lunch growing up?

Speaker 22 (01:22:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Oh no, Jackie, Oh god, I'm gonna put you Okay,
give her the just do that. Don't want to? Was her?

Speaker 12 (01:23:00):
You go?

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
You're a headline of the day. Crazyest headline the last
twenty four hours. I have been giddy to get to
this since yesterday. Okay. I do think there are some
crimes where if you pull it off for long enough,
you should not get in trouble for it. Okay, Like
every now and then you hear about the crimes with
the guy pretend to be a doctor, like find out Yes, yes,
It's like at that point, was it wrong? Yes, However,

(01:23:23):
the hospital should have caught it day one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
I feel like with like, if it's a doctor and
it's impacting other people's health, though, you do get in trouble.
But if it's like big like but that other you
wone around them, she'd gotten get in trouble too.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
I guess the example is like if it turned out
that I never applied to be at this job and
iHeart never bothered jack, Like, I shouldn't be in trouble
for that. The company should be like, hey, yeah, thank
you for showing us this flaw in our system. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
What I'm saying like, if you're learning like the NFL,
you know fields, Yeah, then you don't get in trouble
because it's like, dude, that's wild.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
Yeah. Uh Man convicted of posing as fly attendant to
fly for free one hundred and twenty times. That's wild.
It worked. Yeah, So a thirty five year old American
man has I found guilty in person a flight attendant
at least one hundred and twenty times to avoid having
to pay for plane tickets. Okay, Federal prosecutor Prosecutors accused

(01:24:13):
Tyrone Alexander of entering the secure area of an airport
under false pretenses and committee wiref fraud at least one
hundred and twenty times between twenty eighteen and twenty twenty four.
Oh my god, the thirty five year old took advantage
of a common airline policy that allows fly attendants and
pilots some other airlines to fly for free. Okay, so
the man who allegedly worked as a fly attendant for

(01:24:35):
regional airlines between twenty thirteen twenty fifteen would go on
various airline websites check the quote fly attendant option during
the online check in process. Yeah, the form required applicants
have by their employer data, higher badge number, YadA, YadA.
He used false fight information. Apparently nobody bothered to check.
Oh wow, in this case, I don't think he should

(01:24:55):
be in trouble. Somebody should have caught.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Him if he was just using his old badge and
it was just still working for some reason. Yeah, I mean,
he knew what he was doing was wrong. But also, like,
how did that happen.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
One hundred and twenty times? Why nobody nobody flagged it
wild to get the restricted area of the airports. Yeah,
the evidence at trials showed he posed as a flight
attendant on three other airline carriers, prosecution said a statement. Ultimately,
he booked more one hundred and twenty free flights by
falsely claiming to be a flight attendant. According to the

(01:25:26):
evidence shown in court, between twenty eighteen and twenty twenty four,
he booked more of one hundred and twenty flights on
four different airlines destination including Atlanta, Dallas, Vegas in La Okay,
sure sure, uh huh. When he filled out the online form,
he claimed to have worked for seven different airlines, use
thirty different combinations of ID numbers and contract start dates.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Okay, that's not great.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
He's been found guilty of four counts of wirefly fraud,
each kind of maxim sentence of twenty years in prison,
one count of fraudlingly accessing restrict area at the airport,
which carries a maximum sentence of ten years in prison. Wow,
the wire fraud, it's not like mail fraud. A bunch
of people get busted for that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Yeah, like that, think about it, like the Queen Pins
movie with like Kristin's Kristin uh, Kristin Bell. Yeah, it's
I don't know, it's about the coupon.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
I'm like but literally you see there. I knew the movie,
but I remember like hearing about the story. I'm like,
people get screwed because of mail fraud. I think Alchaba screwed,
but like that's how people get found out.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Yea, his was like tax fraud like something like that.
But yeah, they'll get you a mail fraud. But wire
fraud sounds like very serious obviously, but it's like, yo,
he just scammed the airlines.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Yeah, they scam them in all of us.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
They keep taking like a lot of airlines, like American
Airlines was one of them that just recently took away
a lot of things going into next year.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
They've all been doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
This is why if I own the airlines, like, hey,
other airlines, let's just not publicize this because it makes
it look bad. Well, just home aside, like please don't
do that again.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
It was just like while in twenty twenty, they're like
begging us for money, but they were making more money
now than ever, and they're like, hey, we're gonna keep
raising prices though, and you're gonna hate your life. You
want be able to like actually, man's like Robinhan, you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Scured the system. Yeah, there it is you're a headline
on the day. Huge flash sale going on right now
for the comedy shows this weekend, might Chewy Forever Shows,
Arlington Draft House. They're doing six dollars tickets. We want
to sell this thing out and get your tickets for
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(01:27:27):
Happy Tuesday, friend, Thanks for listening. Internshohn. In your morning show,
we kind of roll over the place today, but we're
talking about what's the embarrassing thing we find at your house.
I'm gonna be honest, kind of blown away by a
lot of these, including this woman who call herself a hooker.

Speaker 12 (01:27:44):
Oh and you look under the bed, and please do
not open the closet, you will just find lots of
rorn because I'm a hooker. I'm a crusher hooker.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
What do you think might be the first time we've
had a crochet hooker on the show as far as
we're aware of.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
I love it, I love thee.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
And then this woman in Stafford who had this in
her closet.

Speaker 7 (01:28:04):
So I had an era back then, and so if
you if you went into my apartment, you would find
it a furry costume.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
So the pause and all the things and whatnot, and
I just don't know what to do with it. Yeah,
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Comment what you got for us. We're going to talk
about pools being open starting today. Then with War of

(01:28:33):
the Roses. Why she's spending so much time at her
bestie's house? Is she cheating? Give me just under three minutes?
Really cool? We'll make sure you know this. So the
comedy shows happen this weekend in Arlington, the Chewy Forever Shows.
The venue is doing a flash sale six dollars tickets
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Speaker 11 (01:29:04):
Changes the world. Peers Rose with three things you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
Need to know for your husy Rose what you got
for us well.

Speaker 9 (01:29:11):
Since a deadly bittered disaster in January, both the FAA
and the US Department of Transportation are pushing for greater
safety improvements around Reagan National Airport. So the FAA is
making some tweaks so when it comes to helicopters in planes,
so helicopter traffic will now be pushed further to the
southeast of the airport, which is going to limit how
much airspace they can occupy. Meanwhile, the US Department of

(01:29:31):
Transportation is now saying its own Inspector General should provide
an audit of the airspace surrounding the airport.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
I'll keep you updated on this because obviously we want
it to be as safe as possible.

Speaker 9 (01:29:42):
There are newspeed cameras installed in Fairfax County and this
is a catch drivers speeding through work zones. We kind
of talked about this last week, but the cameras are
officially up there or put up on Sunday, and they
are along Fairfax County Parkway between a Pope's Head Road
and Bork Center Parkway.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
So that speed limit in.

Speaker 9 (01:29:58):
That section of highway was red to forty five last month,
and that again is to enhance safety for the workers
that are there. And right now there is a thirty
day warning period, so anyone caught speeding is just going
to get a warning and then after July fifteenth, violators.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
Can face up to one hundred dollars in fines.

Speaker 9 (01:30:17):
And Baltimore City pools will be starting their weekday schedules today,
so some pools have weekend hours they've had them Memorial Day.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
The beginning today, all park pools.

Speaker 9 (01:30:27):
Will be opened six days a week, and that six
day schedule just give city employees time to catch up
on maintenance issues so the pools can remain open through
the summer months.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
I'm Rose. Those are the three things you need to
know for the day. Thank you, Rose, You're welcome huge,
thanks to you. Double up Burger coming in today. They're
in Fort Washington and Clinton, Maryland, also opening on H
Street Northeast and DC in July are also up on
U Street as well. The burgers are really good, really
really and they also have Bubba Tea, which I think

(01:30:55):
was Eric's first time having it. You had the lemonade sauce.
Ye thoughts it was good because lemonade went is bad.
It's a very sad thing. Exact thing it can ruin
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(01:31:18):
Catching cheaters. War the Roses comes next. Why she spending
so much time at her best friend's house? Is something
else going on? Give me a just under three minutes
wore the rosies on intern GN in your morning show, Alex,
Let me recap this. So you and Vanessa met while

(01:31:41):
bartending a couple of years back. You guys sorted kind
of doing the typical bar industry thing of hooking up
and then started dating. But again, about three years she
has moved in. You guys got a dog. Had talked
about how at the end of the year, Uh, the
goal was to be engaged. But the reason we're doing
war roses is she still bartends. In the last couple

(01:32:04):
of weeks, she's been spending time at her friend's house.
She'll say, she gets off late, She'll leave her car
at the bar. She'll then crash at a friend that
lives nearby. That's correct, right, that is all correct.

Speaker 10 (01:32:18):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
The one thing that sauceprob I thought was a good
point was why is she leaving her car at the
bar to uber to her friend's house and then just
the uber back, which seems odd. I mean, the whole
thing seems a bit odd. Yeah, and it's almost like
it's too many steps. So let me ask you this.
Of the last let's say two months, how many times

(01:32:39):
or what percent of the weekends has she not stayed home?
I mean, it's, honestly, John, when it's almost every weekend. Okay, yeah, okay?
Have you you mentioned you used to bartender as well?
Do you like, is anybody there you could talk to
if you asked for like, hey, is anything going on?

Speaker 19 (01:33:01):
Or you know, I didn't like again, I'm trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
I didn't want to stir the pot.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
I was worried because she still works there. I don't
like amhen I go there?

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
Like I don't want.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
So let's do this instead of saying her flowers, we'll
do the Morning Bowl, Right, it's our country morning show,
alter ego, We'll call, We'll ask for the last person
that she saw naked is and vice versa, and then
hopefully get a named that way, especially because uh, we
just got the weekend, so be pretty so this this
past weekend, she didn't stay at home. I'm assuming.

Speaker 6 (01:33:39):
She did not.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
Okay, all right, so hold on one second, we'll get
this going here. That is peculiar.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Because I'll go home to my bed.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
Yeah, no doubt. I confidence for Vanessa. Please, Hey, Vasa,
this is tumble at the Morning bull Ride. I put
you in on hold one second. The guys want to
talk to you in the air. It's real quick.

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
For the door.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Tumbleweed off his knees, giving you every piece of me.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
See my left is I'm lan I'm getting you in.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
Where are you getting me into shelby Land?

Speaker 11 (01:34:24):
Anywhere you want to go?

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
And where I want to go by the back of
this thing ain't all right? To her left is Clara
Belle on the phone right now, the big old Viv Vanessa.

Speaker 8 (01:34:38):
Is that you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Uh yeah, all right, Vanessa. I got great news for it.
Welcome to the Morning bull Ride, Vanessa. I got somebody
in our secret relation chamber, and this person in our
chamber says that you are the last person to see
them naked and vice versa. Now, Vanessa, if you can
guess the name of the person our secretlation you that
person both when all expands, pay cruise a gemmy god,

(01:35:04):
queen beautiful this time of year smells great as well, Vanessa,
do you understand the rules I have explained him to you?

Speaker 16 (01:35:14):
No, yes or no?

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Girl has no arms? Yeah, I get it, Okay, I
like h three, Vanessa, you tell me it was a
Cigarets last chamber, the last person saw you naked, last
person you saw naked. If your answer matches that person,
you win the trips that sound good to you?

Speaker 8 (01:35:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
Do you have an idea in mind?

Speaker 16 (01:35:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
I know who it is, all right, girl? One two three?
He's a Vanessa.

Speaker 10 (01:35:51):
I guess it has to be Joey.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
Joey. Is that you.

Speaker 19 (01:36:01):
Joey?

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
I can't say that. We're also what grim Man calls
himself Joey. Real quick, Vanessa, my name is intern John.
I got Sauce Rose here as well. Do you want
to guess who the other voice is?

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Alex?

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Good answer? Who is Joey? Evan? I said, why do
you see you naked?

Speaker 14 (01:36:24):
I mean Joey.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
Joey is like a friend who good friend, friend, good friend?

Speaker 20 (01:36:30):
Yeah, no, it's not no, no, no, Okay, okay, because
this is what happened when you set people up on
the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
This is not like that. Joey is like a friend.

Speaker 13 (01:36:39):
It's Rachel.

Speaker 16 (01:36:42):
It sounds like that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
Why would your boyfriend you live with be the last
one to see you naked?

Speaker 8 (01:36:48):
Yeah, because I spent a lot of time at Rachel's house,
and the last time I was there, like we accidentally
were like going.

Speaker 10 (01:36:55):
To the shower at the same time naked.

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
You and Joey just happened to like strip down in
the shower, Like.

Speaker 10 (01:37:02):
Give me a break for that.

Speaker 18 (01:37:05):
No, No, it's not like that.

Speaker 13 (01:37:07):
Like I was in the bathroom getting in the shower
and he was like coming in.

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
Okay. So so yeah, he was walking around just hanging
Trow and you were in there waiting for Trow, and
you two trousers saw each other. Like this is also
a guy that you maybe want to go to Jamaica with.
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
That you're a smart man.

Speaker 10 (01:37:36):
This is like, this is.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Get back to Wait, wait, trap you liar, there's that
fanastic We get back to. So who is Joey again?

Speaker 14 (01:37:50):
Joey is a friend of a friend. He made a
lot of at Rachel's house.

Speaker 10 (01:37:53):
Sorry, friend and a friend that you always that you
have been seeing naked four weeks now, you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
Would go on vacation with the stranger an acquaintance.

Speaker 14 (01:38:04):
He saw me naked this weekend, which is why this
is what I'm saying, And.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
How many times that happened? And also why wouldn't you
tell you? Why won't you tell your boyfriend right away?

Speaker 10 (01:38:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Because I like this. How is overreacting if you like
gratefully said that he's seen naked and vice versa.

Speaker 8 (01:38:23):
Yeah, yeah, because it was funny and it wasn't a
big deal, and you always make things a big deal.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
I don't think it's funny. I think I would be
so embarrassing and we're it out.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Yeah, if somebody saw me naked and laughed, I'd also
be very Yeah that's not great.

Speaker 10 (01:38:39):
Maybe any high the scenes.

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (01:38:43):
One of the roses is cretacked and possibly edited for broadcasts.

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It's permission granted from all participants. Want more roses, go
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(01:39:07):
What percent done are you with your outfit? I have everything,
really shoes and all. Yes, we go in uh, comfortable
shoes or fashionable? Oh their platform heels okay? Oh so
how much how many inchesy of yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
I think it's maybe like four. They're like, they're like
the most ridiculous platform shoes I have. But I do
really like them, okay, And they're actually not that uncomfortable
and I'm very flat footed. And I also I am
just wearing a dress that I had bought for my
birthday that didn't end up wearing.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Oh that's perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
It's giving like, uh, my date with the President's Daughter
is that? It sick because when I because I tried
it on for my birthday. When my friends said, I
was like, what's that movie? And then I googled. I
was like, oh, I saw that when I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
This is completely off topic, but I saw an interview
with will Fredell, who played or played Eric Matthews, and
so I asked them why my Day of the President's
Daughter is not in Disney. Plus, I guess all the
Wonderful World of Disney movies aren't on there, so they
can't get the licensing for the music. Wow, which is
crazy weird. Yeah, the Hollywood Tower Hotel movie, which is

(01:40:07):
like one of my favorite Holy movies, are as not
on there. I think it's the same reason they can't
get the royalties of the music, which sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
That's so weird.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
Off topic is what we do Rose? You're outfit? How
far along are you?

Speaker 8 (01:40:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Yeah, I'm excited about it. It's gonna be pretty cute.
You can I get your last May tickets. Hot ninety
nine five dot com slash prom everything celebrity Sauce has
or entertainment apart coming next? What you got for us?

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Are we talking about this? A lookalike contest that went
down over the weekend in r.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
We cannot wait to see you this Friday. In Saturday,
my Chewy Forever Comedy shows the Arlington Draft House. They're
doing a special sale right now six dollars tickets. So
there's Friday, then there's two shows on Saturday and all
benefits the Warrior Canine Connection, helping military veterans be paired
with their service dogs. Six dollars tickets, Grab them. Internshooncomedy

(01:40:58):
dot com. Let's do that everything. Celebrity Sauce has her
entertainment of port What's you got for Us?

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
So Sabriana Carpenter's Manchild has debuted at number one on
the Billboard Hot one hundred. This is actually Sabrina's first
song to debut at the top of the chart, in
her second number one song overall, so Please, Please Please
last year was her first one. So she released Manchild
like What two weeks ago and it's been just giving
everybody a taste of the album to dropping at the

(01:41:27):
end of June called Man's Best Friend. Here's the thing, though,
I know a lot of people have been trying to
drag her and they're like, why does like your cover
have to be like that? Or somebody even asked, what
do you have a personality outside of sex? She actually
responded to the tweets said, girl, yes, and it's so good.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
I think it's Larry.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
I don't like that people are getting divide over Sabrina
Carpenter and just.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
That's just who she is, and like whatever, if you
don't like it, don't watch it, boo, but do something else,
anything else. But yeah, she's been facing a lot of
criticism for it, and she told the Rolle Zone magazine
during an interview, she said, quote so funny to me
that people complain, but all the songs that you made popular,
clearly you love sex. Sner obsessed with it. And she's like,
I'm just having fun, like yeah, yeah. So one of

(01:42:14):
the doctor's charged in the death of Matthew Perry has
agreed to a plea deal.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
So this is doctor Salvador Valencia.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
So he will plead guilty to four federal charges of
distribution of ketamine. He could be sentenced up to forty
years in prison. Both prosecutors and defense attorneys planned to
recommend a sentence of fifteen to twenty one months. However,
the final stay, of course, last of the judge. So
I will keep you updated. I mean, I can't believe
it's been a year and a half since he passed away.

(01:42:41):
It seems like it was like six months ago. And
I thought this was kind of cool. So there was
a Pedro Pascal look like contests on Sunday afternoon in
New York City and it was hosted by a Mexican
restaurant called Sundale North. Story that was sounded so white,
but the winner of two was forty two year old
George Grontaz and Guntas and basically he's a Ligon designer

(01:43:04):
for Comedy Central's The Daily Show. And he was convinced
to show up by his coworkers and his wife because
they said that he only looks like him if you
look at the pictures. He literally does look exactly like him.
But he beat out twenty six other contestants and won
fifty bucks a year and a year's worth of burritos.

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
That's so, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
I mean, if you live near there and it's convenient
breeding I walk all over, I think that's pretty cool.
But yeah, he said, let's he told his friends when
he won, He's like, let's go hang out and drink
some beers.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
So I think that was yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
If you like for something to watched it on TV tonight,
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Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
Thanks Sauce, Welcome If you need something to listen to,
how do youse guy Crisis podcasts out? They are battling
over the best Nickelodeon shows of all time. You can
check it. Why miss radio dot com. I want to
get to this this aking. You may think you have
a bad neighbor. I promise you not as bad as
this guy. Give me just about three minutes. First requested
Ariana Grande in Twilight Zone is on intern Johnny your

(01:44:11):
Morning show. Now we've heard of bad neighbors here on
an intern Johnny Morning Show, but this is next level.
A man in Florida has called nine one one on
his neighbors six hundred and forty seven times, so of
course Florida man, his name is Samuel. He was a
rast stiff for calling nine one one on his neighbors

(01:44:31):
claiming someone was shooting AR fifteen in the roadway. When
cop showed up, they only saw a family barbecue at
residents with a small child a play, So the neighbors
are part of the no shooting happened. That he does
this all the time. They said hundreds, As it turns
out six hundred and forty seven times. Now current police records,

(01:44:52):
he has made three thousand calls nine one one this
year alone. What in over sixteen thousand calls the last
five years?

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
How how's he allowed to do that?

Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
I don't know if they say it's unclear what all
the complaints been about. But six hundred and forty seven
of the three thousand calls this year we're targeted to
the neighbor barbecuing. He's accused of narcotic sales, firearms usage,
this early conduct, and suspicious activity. They say it's unclear
why police had not cut them off.

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
Yeah, so that's like really concerning thoks and you're just
like hogging the phone line with somebody else with an
actual emergency needs it, and it gets weird.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
They say there's no evidence of mental health issues. He's
just a nine one one abuser, which is not right.
Think that still has to be a fine something something. Yeah,
so you can you have a bad neighbor. My goodness,
it's Internshion your min huge things, double up Burger coming
in today. They're in Fort Washington and Clinton, Maryland. They're
also opening up on a street in U Street, a

(01:45:54):
street in July U Street. In August, they got Weguo beef.
They had the Bubba tee sauce down. The lemonade fries
are also really good. Yeah, I get them on everything
at Double Up Burger. Anything you Missing Today we talked
about what embarrassing thing we find in your place? We
had our first ever hooker on the show.

Speaker 16 (01:46:14):
Enter my apartment and you look under the bed, and
please do not open the closet.

Speaker 12 (01:46:18):
You will find lots of your arns because I'm a hooker,
but I'm a krusha hooker.

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
Time a crosschet hooker's bend the show, I think funny.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
She sounded like embarrassed by but I'm like, that's dope,
it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Or this woman who had this in their closet.

Speaker 7 (01:46:34):
So I had an era back then, and so you
if you went into my apartment you would find a
furry costume.

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
So the pause and all the things and whatnot, and
I don't know what to do with it. Yes, anything
you miss get the podcast just search internshown in your
morning show. Wherever you listen to the podcast

Speaker 9 (01:46:52):
Wake Up, Wake Up to Intern John in your morning
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