That Time The Professor Almost Read Smut!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's go in your morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Happy Friday, friend, welcome to the show. A big day today.
It's National Leather craft Day.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
I do enjoy leather.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
That's why you work at the runs on hostial I do.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
That's what tell people that the Secret's also National Relaxation Day.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
That's what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
And as it turns out, breaking news. Power of friendship
evening because the boys are going to see Katy Perry tonight. Wow,
little boys night seeing Katy Perry. Nowhere better to go?
Uh huh uh myself, Erica hoodie floor seats baby, so
much room for dancing and activities. Yes, I'm sure, and

(00:51):
hoodie in for me. Rebecca Black opens and Today's Friday.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Oh do you think?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I don't know? That's a pretty extensive ca I would
assume it be kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
She's like, actually, guys, n She's like, you know what,
I'm sick of hearing that song myself.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
So yeah, hey, uh no, you think there's me an encore,
but I'm just not gonna do it covers.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
How disappointed would you be if.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
She did not?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Kind of funny and Katie Perry doesn't do Last Friday
Night and like this.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Is oh my god, Yeah, what the joke's on us?
Can't do that?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I know both of them better. Yeah, kind of kind
of upsetting it would. But Eric's like, hey, I really
want boys night. We ever hung as a family in.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
A while, And I was like, I know the group
the group text yesterday as I am in the boys room.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
He wants to call it family Fridays. Yeah, and so.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
That's it's actually square. I suggested f square so it
makes it's more fun.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
He was like, hey, we have those freak your Friday
gift cards. Later no, because He's like, we have a
freaking Frida gift card. Let's call it family Friday. Go,
how about freaky family Friday?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I just I like family Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Can we just not call it family Friday?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
And just called our friendly shift Friday? Call it a Friday.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I wanted to go see family Friendship Friday.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, freaky Friendship friendly?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Would that be FQ?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, so we might not go to the show.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's a line.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
He already a lot of fun. So we have fun,
we do, and Katy Perry, but not to help a
show she really does. So yeah, so very excited.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Why she picked Eric out of the crowd to go
on stage, because that's what she does at her shows.
And then Eric, she is, she's getting divorce, she is
and listening or even John, miss Katy Perry listen.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I've been at a concert before where Jordan's Sparks serenade
Eric for his birthday and that was highly comfortable to
watch what because it.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Was very slow and very like Yes, it was Yeah,
I remember that, and I think Eric lived off of
that high.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I remember, yeah, I went as well. Yeah, so anyway,
see tonight cool every weekend? Oh my god, Tex eight
seven seven, nine nine five four sixty one to call Sauce,
how is your last twenty four hours?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
It was so great.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I got to, you know, run your hinge account a
little bit casual the game. I was still in the game.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I went to my pool.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
There's like no breeze or clouds though yesterday and I
was not happy a great time, so I left sure,
and then I went to Happy Hour.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I okay, okay, so I live in Arlington.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I went to Hawkers, and if there's one thing about me,
I'm always like, we should go to Hawkers and get
some fries.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
They have great fries.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I've always said about you.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, yes, no, no, no, cause you're not You're not
my girly like that, you know. Okay, Anyway, so Hawkers,
I go to a y but it's always like at
random times and stuff, and they're they also like are
everywhere like not. They don't have a ton of restaurants,
but they have one in like Saint Pete, Florida. They
got one in Atlanta, and so yesterday on their happy

(03:54):
hour menu they had their Spring Rules, which I even
said to my friend that I was with. I was like,
I feel like I don't like these I but I
don't remember why, because I like, I like all the
food of Hawkers.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I was like, I'm just gonna get them.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
And so I had a bite and I was like
I hate these, and so I didn't say anything, and
then the guy's like, oh, you don't like them, and
I was like, oh no, I was like, I forgot
last year when I like, then I don't like them
like I had them last year, and I was like
I don't like them.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I was like, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
There were five dollars like whatever, Like I did that
to myself. I just had to remind myself. So the
manager comes over and he was so nice. He's like,
he's like, I'm so sorry that you didn't like them, Like,
what what is it about it? I was, I was
dead sober. I was like, you know, they taste like
flowery feet, Like the inside tastes like flowers in the
outside taste like vinegary feet. And he's like okay. I
was like I'm so sorry. But then I could tell

(04:38):
that he was like not disturbed, but he was like, wow,
she really just yelled that. And I was like, no,
but I love all your food and he's like.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
No, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
But then I couldn't stop talking cause I felt I
was like no, like I love I love your food. Yea,
like anyway, so Hawkers, I'm sorry, I love you like
you're perfect. I just I really don't like this. I
really don't like the spring rolls.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I can't imagine if somebody said food in my restaurant
tastes like flowery.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Feet, and I was like, you know what, the inside,
the spring part it does taste like spring and tastes
like and he's like, oh yeah, He's like it's the dip.
I was like, no, no, no, I took a bite
without the Depp too. He's like, you know what, this
is not what I asked for. So I I apologize.
I loved it.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
Didn't personally create this.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
No, no, no, he did it. And I even said
that was like, you did not do this, like I
know this is not your fault.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
So I love you though. The service there, the service
they are always phenomenal, and I love their fries they
have because they have like old bay on them and
like some like sweet cinnamon, like they have like the fame.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
So yeah, I did that.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
And then John, I would like to formally apologize to
how many times on this this radio show I have
complained about men's profiles because it created like in my
mind was I was at the pool like just you know,
sweating and like just not in like the I was
like I should go upstairs. Women's profiles are about the
same as men's. I've realized, No, no, no, I'm don't okay,

(06:02):
I'll set yeah. So because I've sat here and been like, oh,
like every guy's profile says, I'm going to order around
for the table. It's tequila, palpum and pizza. Like every
you know what I mean, women for some reason, so
many of you love you simple my simple pleasures. It's
either wine or coffee or both, yes, every single one.
And I literally just started making into a game. I

(06:24):
was like, uh, some pleasures. Oh there's wine, there's coffee.
Ye oh, travel, travel both. Everybody just puts on the
dating app. So there's one thing that I learned is like,
don't do anything generic and actually just like I don't know,
fill it out like with like something interesting, a fun.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Experience of sauce. Has had my hinge for about thirty
six hours and now you can see.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
That it is.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
It is hard out of here, it is.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, and how many matches do you have so far?
At seven? Which Matt seven, it is pretty impressive. You
do not think I'd make it here.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
You would get three, and I'm like, it's going to
be at least between seven and ten.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Look, she's blown down the fifty so obviously, I.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Mean it's only thirty six hours, dude. Yeah, time next week. Yeah,
you'll you didn't realize how a game I got. Yeah,
but some of these things you're saying though, and I guess.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Too, Like there was because I'm paying attention.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Okay, But there was a girl apparently who was very attractive,
but she had rabbits, and so Sas is like, no,
because Shelby's allergic to rabbits. I was like, yeah, girl,
And you said, because if we can't hang out anymore.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Because no, I said, if you end up like hanging
it off and then you guys fall in love and
live together, I'll never be able to go to your
house again, never go to your Christmas party, and then
you're gonna come in here with the rabbit dander on
you and it's gonna irritate me.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
So I'll be in a bad mood for the rest
of my career.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
This's gonna be all flummy.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna send you one rose. Just don't say
this person name because I don't want embarrass them. But
it was one of the ones where I was like, okay,
like that is something I would say. So the girl's
photo is rather pixelated, and so Sas said to her
for the opening line, so you have an android question
Mark doesn't.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Like revolve that band aid, you know, Okay, Oh.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
No, pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I mean wrong, I got a game.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I'm not saying list. I'm not saying it was wrong.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
One girl was like, Tate McCray is at you.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, she's very pretty. Oh yeah, so so far it's
going well for you.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
The ampheric Science one. I was like, I don't want
to call you lightning, but you definitely struck me.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I didn't see that one.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
That is so she said that she keeps selling the
Atmospheric Science and you said what I said, I don't
want to I don't want to call you lightning, but
you definitely struck me.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
That's why that is so good.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
I saw us texted me some of the things she
was setting out oday, and I was like, you're about
to prove it's not hard.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
To be a dude.

Speaker 7 (08:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Like this person says I go crazy for traveling, reading,
good vibes, being active, and I said, I love touching.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Cross but you're making me say that.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
No, I know, but like just because I was like, wow,
Like that's can you give me something else? Like at
this point, I'm like you, I'm so sick of every
one being out Sorry, good vibes, reading, I love to read. Yes,
I'm just gonna be like I lost my romanticy books
of this.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Please do not as me that. So far as going, well, yeah,
well a more throw update, but elect.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Seven, I've invited two women on dates so far.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Do you mean, Jon, Well, here's the thing, because there's
one girl that screams like would be Shelby's friend because
she's shressed like a fairy. It's like, inviters me the
ram Sounce Festival, so that it's like you got four
tickets and the fact or fiction you thought yesterday you
told me, at what point do I say, my friend
Shelby and you would really get along?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Because Okay, first of all, yeah, she's gorgeous. Second of all,
she's interesting, she had an interesting profile, and I invited
her to the Renaissance Festival for you and then he
was like, well he's like he's like you barely even
talk anyway. So then I was like, okay, obviously it
doesn't work out with them, like I should be your friend.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, I'm gonna send you this girl's photo two ros
because it's.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
This girl streams gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I'm not saying she's not, but I'm saying like, screams
like I can see you two being friends and reading
at Gatar whatever it is, Yeah, actar you guys, you guys.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Have that kind of like, yeah, I did sound that quote.
I sent an Akatar quote actually to somebody, you did
I did?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
I sent that.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
I was like, I said that it was from like
a fake person. Like I was like, yeah, we'll talk
about later. Well, it was so good that it could
make sense because her name, like it was.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
It worked really well.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah, so we'll deep dive.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well we will. How's your last twenty four hours?

Speaker 6 (10:25):
It was really good.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
We went to Charlie's Meet the Teacher event, which was
super fun. We found out that she has a lot
of friends from her class last year in her class
and she was very excited about that. And then they
also had the Scholastic book Fair at the Meet the
Teacher event, which that used to be my jamp back
of the bag, you know, so we had to go

(10:46):
look it up and as soon as we walked in,
she was like, I want this, I want this, I
want this. I was like, girl, of course, samey say,
we're gonna have to go through this. I was like,
you're gonna look at everything and then you're picking one thing.
We got this Holy story box that has like twelve
books in it for five dollars.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
I was like, there's incredible. So she was very very
excited about that. But it was very that's awesome. I
had to launch some friends yesterday was very exciting. And
then my surprise, Madden the Football Game came out yesterday.
So now whoa my player just graduated from college with
and I was playing for Minnesota Vikings.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Love busy at my plan to I was in super Bowl.
But now that's gonna seep Katy Perry off her feet.
You and Eric can, like, you know, go against each other.
Who's going to get her attention? The first time I
met Katy Perry in Minneapolis, she came in the radio station.
She's very nice, like she's as funny as the thing
she'd be. Yeah, And so I was with our good
friend big D. Big D said, hey, get a quick
photo and she said, yeah, if you quit to you

(11:49):
to him? Oh okay, and it was and we both paused.
She wasn't skidding. Oh my god, Yeah, it was hilarious.
It's hilarious. So youre on the show night make Sure
a Sale is a how our friendship Evening based me
off on So yes, Rose has three things nil, come much. Yeah,
for US.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Juvenile curfew zone is returning to Navy Yard.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
I'll tell you about next.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
From the city that changes the world.

Speaker 9 (12:11):
Peers Rose with three.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Things you need to know for your Friday, Rose, What
you got for us Navy Yard. We'll be back under
a special juvenile curfew this weekend.

Speaker 10 (12:19):
Please.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Chief Pamela Smith says it'll start tonight and continue through Sunday,
So kids seventeen and younger won't be allowed to gather
in groups in public spaces or a businesses starting at eight.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Each night, swandall let you know about that.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
The Baltimore Ravens and Washington Commanders are canceling their joint
practice scheduled for next week in Ashbourne, Virginia. Unfortunately, both
team sided scheduling conflicts and strains on players following preseason
games on different days. Ravens and Commander's officials agreed the
timings for the joint practice just didn't align very well,
so the team will now focus on preparing for their
preseason matchup on August twenty third in the Landover and

(12:55):
Saturday is DC will be celebrating Chuck with a festival,
so Chuck Brown is known as the godfather of Go
Go music, and the festival will be honoring his life
in legacy. It's going to be held at for DuPont
Park from two to seven.

Speaker 10 (13:12):
Now.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
The Mobile Go Go Museum will be on site, which
is pretty cool. There's going to be a kid zone
and a back to school giveaway by the Chuck Brown Foundation,
which I think is awesome. Now, last year more than
twelve thousand people showed.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
Up for the event, so it's going to be a
lot of fun this weekend. I'm roads. Those are the
three things you need to know for the day.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Thank you, Ross, welcome. I also want to shout out
Ruth who's listening at work Texas nine ninety three to three.
I just love you guys make my morning every morning.
You guys keep the good back going. It's hilarious. Ruth,
Thank you listening.

Speaker 10 (13:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I wanted this real quick for your Friday. The Food
and Wine pout the best fast food chain apps like
rewards apps and stuff so you can make it okay.
So the best for loyalty points is the Wendy's app.
So it gives twenty seven options for awards and offers
up to three options for pickup walking delivery and up
that's cool.

Speaker 10 (14:01):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I think there are a lot of these restaurants now
have realized, like the delivery services, like they take a
lot of money. They take like if there's a reason
why the standwich has four dollars in the store and
then seven dollars online because Uber takes a lot. So
that's where they're teaming up their own delivery services. Kind
of makes sense. Yeah. Best for app exclusive promos McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh okay, I have my friend that works at McDonald's
has always said that, but I was, like, you work there, people.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Say that you get like a lot of like points,
no job deals on it. Yeah, it's an easy navigate,
has tons of app exclusive and deals, has rewards track
on the top of the page.

Speaker 11 (14:37):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Best for budgeting Taco Bell for sure. Am they have
a dedicated value menu with three dollars.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, they do love that.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
That's great.

Speaker 11 (14:46):
I know that.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
That's what That's what my shortest word was on Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Best status updates is Starbucks. Sure they have the apps
to the points are tracking all good stuff. Best for
large orders Popeyes, Oh really yeah, they nails on combo
meals and large orders.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Oh Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I do like the chick Fili One's pretty good too,
because I'm like, Hey, the manager at the store wants
to give you for cookie.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Thank you so much. Thank you for the free I
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What you got for us?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
I'm gonna tell you this big record that Taylor Swift
just broke.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Hey, Ony, don't forget. Today is open line Friday, just
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(15:44):
entertainment report.

Speaker 12 (15:44):

Speaker 2 (15:45):
So, Taylor Swift, I'm sure that you assumed that she
would break the Internet when she was on the New
Heights podcast on Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Night, and yes she did.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
We talked yesterday about how YouTube did glitch in the
twenty minutes remaining. Yeah, but uh, basically at one point
three million before the glitch, and then as of twenty
four hours since the podcast dropped, there weren't thirteen million
views for the podcast, which actually beat U wrote Joe
Rogan's record that was set previously, which was actually set

(16:14):
last year. So that was eight hundred thousand viewers podcast,
So pretty wild. I mean, are we I think that's
like funny though it worked out to be thirteen But
are we surprised? Taylor Swift knew? We knew she would
break the internet. So and then like there are reports
about how she didn't watch herself. Why would she was
she was there? Why would she be watching herself. Yeah,

(16:36):
I'm like, okay, all right, but yeah iHeartRadio app. There
were no glitches and everybody can listen, and yeah you
were up to date. If you love Sissa, I think
this is so cool. So she has joined Vans as
artistic director, like Vans the shoes it basically, she's gonna
be aiming to reimagine upcoming campaigns and co create exclusive collections,
blending her vision with the brand's useful energy. So this

(16:57):
is our second major footwear venture. Actor two CrOx Clubs.
Back in twenty twenty two, she explained that her mission
is to show joy, community, creativity and fashion and how
they're all still intersectional. Also, she said that Vans's brand
that can champions that spirit and that she's like, they
stand where I stand. I'm honored to invite a whole
bunch of people to stand off the wall with us,

(17:18):
which I think is so cool. I love Vans as
my parents. I grew up wearing them like because my
dad doing poks them. So I have two cool updates
about really popular shows. So the Traders world is actually expanding.
So Alan Cumming will host and open the doors of
the infamous Castle to everyday people for the Trader's Civilian Edition.
So back in twenty twenty three, the OG show debut

(17:40):
with the mixed Clabs and Civilians and then shifted to
all clubs. So production for the Civilian version is set
to take place next year. So it's just going to
be on Peacock like the O G Show. But I
know that season, the last season especially, everybody was obsessed
with So also Hunting Wives. If you've seen it, someone
wants to make it a reality. I hope not like
the murdering and stuf.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Uh, but you know, so.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Just like you know, like yeah, yeah, so a casting
studio is seeking quote real hunting wives of the South unquote,
so like technically blow the Mason Dixon South, so we
are technically in the South. Uh, do not text and
drag me, by the way, So if you want to
shign up for this proposed docuseries, you can because according
to the Instagram post from Ain't That Something Entertainment and

(18:26):
Spoke Studios, the casting team is seeking a close knit
circle of Southern friends navigating faith, friendship, and life's untold chapter.
So uh, fun, fun, the fun, Pasadena. I know some
I know want to like, I know a group there
could definitely do this. Uh, so email casting at Ain't
That e nt dot com and make sure you include
your story and your contact and quote obviously. Uh, I

(18:47):
can't wait if reillire more is something to watched this
week down we got Ravens preseason. Uh, they're playing the
Cowboys on ABC, Big Brothers on CBS. Netflix has this
new movie it's called A Night Always Comes. It's about
desperate desperate mom who turns to the criminal underworld Saber family,
The rain Maker. It is a new show on USA.
It's it's just like the series based off the movie

(19:08):
that was from Nindy seven and then a fit for TV.
The Reality of the Biggest Loser is out on Netflix
and Dexter Resurrections on Showtime.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Word thanks as welcome. If he needs something to listen to,
you guys and your Thoughts show podcasts out talking about
small talk, you can listen y miss radio dot com.
I think next week we gotta do around a bad
neighbor poker, because this is a reminder could always be worse.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Sure, Well, my my neighbor was playing the clarinet last night. Yeah,
you texted me that I had one neighbor like down
the hall that was playing the clarinet so allow that
I could hear it, which I my my my apartment's
pretty soundproof. And then my other neighbor has been singing
and so like that only that.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Bar shine and clarinet. You can either play the clarinet
great or poorly, and there's no between.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Well, I have a video of me listening. What do
you mean. I don't know if I see anything in it,
because I was just.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Like, wow, I got the dumb ready with a plant?
Well or not?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (20:06):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Is that the clarinet.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Sound sounds like a would wind.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yes, I saw like I was at the Rnaissance Festival.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
I was just crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Oh okay, okay, yeah that's crazy. Yeah tell a though.
Man finally arrested after months of blaring a train horn
from his house.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Absolutely not train horn.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
They had down.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Those things. Yeah, so he installed train horns on his property,
wish blasts multiple times a day, but they keep going
to the run of air well because that's the run
air That's why did he do that? So I guess
he's as a fan of trains. It's a legit train horn,
which has a range of more than three miles. Neighbors
have been calling the cops for months bub until this week.

(20:54):
Nothing happened until they came and talked to the man.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Can you imagine each time goes out and all the
dogs barking, all the babies waking up, Like, I would
hate this man. I would be furious.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
So here's where it gets odd.

Speaker 13 (21:05):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
The guy said he did intentionally because he has a
personal beef with the police. Sure, okay, sure, and all
your neighbors. Yes, he claims has been harassed and thread
by man for years. The police won't help him. It's
the father of an axe and he claims the guy
once gotten fired from a job, So this is what
he did to have justice served.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
He could do anything else, like so many other things.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, yeah, he said, Uh, I just want justice to
be served.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
You are disturbing the peace, like.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
He said, I do sincesanly apologize my neighbors. Honestly, I honestly,
I'm sorry for discomfort. It may have caused you in
your homes, but I didn't know what else to do.
May it's a train horn my guy, yes, next to.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
This man, and he woke up my children.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
He would have just would be.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Can I just be honest if you made the claim that, hey,
I only installed the train sounds because my ex his
dad's being pain.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
The asked to me, is your neighbor?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I would be like, he's probably correct, Yeah, he probably
his assumptions about you are correct. If your response is
let me ruin everybody's in the next three miles and
all the dogs and stuff too, absolutely not sure. So
then next week we do uh we do it? Okay, okay,
I want to get to this sauce. Send this to me.
What the things in a guy's car say about him

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as a person. About twenty minutes away from Open Line
Friday and intern John in your morning show. You got
something you want to event about, something you want to
ask if you uh just want to say anything really?
Nine ninety three three eighths number of text Sauce send
this to me the things guys keep in their car
that say too much. Now, before I get to this list, Sauce,
most ram thing in your car? Went down to your

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vehicle right now? What do you think is the most
ram thing we'd find?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
There's a lot. This is the messiest car I've had
in my entire life.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
H I have an inflatable pool float, okay, glitter sure,
the glitter one.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Sure, just in case.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
It's been there for two years.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I don't know, but yeah, it would. It would start
to not have it, and then you can invite to
do a pull party I on my float.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah, I have a blanket. I have a bunch of
jack I have a lot of sure rose.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
I have a lot of things because I have children,
and one of them is a portable potty seat.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Nice, it makes sense, makes sense.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
I have a lot of like sports stuff, like hockey
stuff and like that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, I have two safety kits and I have a
flare kit.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
That's smart case diance are coming gave us me? Yeah,
t Rex. I once, as a good boyfriend brought an
next girlfriend's car to get like deep planes in the morning.
And let me tell you, they thought I murdered thirty
people because they they sent five people in that car
to take everything out because it was packed. So according
to the expert, this is why it says in a
guy's car, gym bags never leave the back seat.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh yeah, I have my roller skates in a gym
bag in my car just in case. Yeah, because I
gotta have my road skates and I have my house skates.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
They say a gym bag that's riding shatka and can
say one or two things, either dedicated fitness yeah okay,
or are you using it as a prop?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Well yeah. But also like they like, whenever a guy
keeps the gym bag in the car all the time,
that jim bag stinks.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah, And that's kind of what they're saying is if
you don't like wash the clothes.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah, yeah, it's like especially the time you're it's just
like marinating in the hot sun.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Oh yeah, well that's like with once hockey season starts,
like I always put my bag inside the house because
like hockey equipment is horrendous. Yeah, and if you leave
it in the bag in the dark, it just like
it will get moldy. Yeah, that's the no go. Yeah,
they say if you leave the bag sitting there, fill
a sweaty clothes tell a different story. People might assume
you're too busy or too lazy to follow through with

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your workouts.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Okay, that's not going to be good.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I would say more so lazy because it's like the
bags right there. Do you bring it inside and wash
the clothes?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (24:40):
It hard.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
You did the hard part. You put the clothes in
the bag. I'm sure you like have to go bag
you take the work or something. Probably Yeah. And I
would assume too, if you feel like the gym bag
is very closed, probably has a dirty like protein shaker
in there and those things.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Get foul gross, Like yeah, we know, we know.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
I goes to the next thing empty coffee cups and
bottled water.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
I have a bunch of jump like I have a
bunch of like Urvice, like you know, like like container
things of water called sun clean water.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
And I don't know Tervice is a brand.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh gotcha, BA said while so no one, I have
one or two small mountains of them can mean clean,
cleanish problem, no way, can be honest. I keep an
empty bottles in case of emergencies. Sure you go to
the bathroom just in case you just never know you
I mean, yeah, that's always like the yeah yeah, but
there is like when you get somebody's calling this a

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bunch of them, it's like.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Boy, are we well?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Sometimes I'm like, what if I have a dog in
here and he wants to play with empty water bottles?
You just you never know when's the last time you
have a dog in your car? The skills in my car?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Okay? Did he play with themty wire bottle?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
No, because I don't. I don't have any plastic ones.
But I'm just like when I used to do that,
and I used to do that. I just have a
lot sure, sure fast food bags and wrappers gross, Okay,
I do have like the the sauce holder that you
like can put to your vent that yeah, like that
like that was gifted from Hot Name five to me

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DC's number one of music.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
It is yeahs fifteen counties in the White Houses.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
That's functional there They're saying the one thing about like
the faceted rapper is even if you only eat out occasionally,
leaving the evidence your car makes it seem like a
regular thing.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, I don't see that, especially like it just stinks.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, and that is one two where it's like if
it's the rapper, that's pretty easy to put your pocket
and then bring to the trash can that's.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Anywhere your pocket just take the back through it away.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, Like if it's just the rapper, like that's easy,
Like it's not your hands are full, Like you can
literally put it somewhere, it's so heavy and then toss
her and the trash can is basically everywhere. Yeah, you
know what I mean. Sports equipment in the trunk they
can They say it can be a positive thing, shows
you're active and social.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Isn't that like the same thing as the gym bag.
I'm playing those like together.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
But they're saying, like a basketball, soccer ball, golf clubs
like that as much. It's the tools in which to
have fun. Okay, yeah, but you have a tickball in
my car, but I played all the time. They say
friends may see as a sign of you're always ready
for fun. They may wonder about your abelia paradise. No,
because you're down for anything.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
You don't say you want spontaneity and then I'm ready
to go roller skate, kickball whatever.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah, there's never been a time in my adult life
or I went, thank god we didn't bring the kickball,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
It's like it was when I was on a kickball team.
I just kept in my car until I moved here.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, I'm saying like it's it's always nobody's ever like
sad's my broad ball somewhere. It's like, oh, thank god,
there's all. It's a good thing. Yeah, tool kids in
car matenance gear.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I have a ton of that.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, I think that's sick. I think that's fair. They say,
if the kid's dusty or unused, could seem like you're
more about appearances than action.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Though, or I'm safe, or you haven't had to use it.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
What I think that's more fair.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, this person seems negative. I found it, I know,
but like that's stupid, Like, come on, sunglasses collection in
the center council.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
I wish I always forget my sunglasses.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, they say it can be a hint to forget
for this or having to buy and things you don't
really need. Yeah, Okay, first of all, I buy them
in book at Amazon. Yes, ten or I got I
got five for like ten bucks. But no, my work
bag has like ten pairs of sunglasses, So.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
You're never going to be mad that somebody has an
extra pair of song glasses.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Why do you think after I got my surgery, I
was wearing my sham rock sunglasses because I forgot my sunglasses.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I was gonna ask you you should have receipts and
loose change everywhere that happens.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Yeah, I mean, I'm just a girl.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
They say it might get the impression that detail oriented. No,
it's just I just I'm just not paying attention. So
I'm like all my way somewhere else. Yeah, you just said,
and then you forget my center console. What I'm air
fresheners be a bad thing if there's too many of them.
Are they too strong?

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, because I always will buy one for my car,
and I'm like, oh my god, this is giving me
a headache, and then I just like put in my
center console.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah. I think paining for like the deep car wash
clean is far better than getting the air freshener fair
like that cleanly smells like they actually cleaned it. Yeah,
air freshener is like they're covering.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
The sank, especially because like everyone gets like the new
car smell, which like, yes, smells good, but now it
just like reminds me of like the plastic that those
like trees are in.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Oh yeah, I can't smell it.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Random personal items dump belong like what fair shoes and
open packages that guy. They make it seem like it's
more cluttered and chaotic. Okay, I choose in my car
whatever if it becomes like a moving closet basically, yeah,
I mean Fair. They also say if you have in
the door handle raisins from your trail mix because you
like raisins.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, it is crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
You just never know.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
When I was gonna say birds, but I'm like, birds
don't shouldn't be eating raisins.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I feel like for those who don't know I once,
I don't remember why I took your care.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Because my car is when I got the three flat
tires and then something happened with my oil pan A
good friend and I worked in Baltimore at the time,
so you let me borrow your car so I could
drive to Baltimore, and you picked up my car from.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
The shop for me.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I found the door handle a bunch of Raisins in
this Wow like Raisins.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, so I had like so many Raisins in there
at that point. Like also, can you imagine, Like the
people that worked in my.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Car are like what is this?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
And then when I picked it up and they're like,
was this guy doing the races in a sunflower stick
around the back window?

Speaker 11 (29:54):
And yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
I also was like a little buick. It was definitely
a very girly car.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
They say, the big thing is your car, as you
part of your first impression.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Okay, yeah my car now, like is the embarrassing I
will see that, but we're gonna fix that because we are.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
That was when you're we have a flat tire and
I went to go change. I just don't judge my car,
Like that's the least of our concerns from.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Yeah, it's fine, it's it's you.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, it's Shelby Sauce. It is open line Friday. We
turn the show over to you. Anything you want to
talk about, vent about, ask whatever it is nine nine
three three eight to text, We do it next. It
is open that line Friday on intern John in your
morning show. That means if you want to ask something,
you want to invent about something, or just say hey,

(30:37):
we'll give a show to you. Eight seven seven nine
ninety five four six s eight one to call, nine
nine three three eight to text. By the way, if
you're going to Katie Perry tonight, ceg Bank Arena Boys Night, Boys,
I hear it. It's sent a very heartfelt text to
myself and hood. He's saying, hey, family, we need a
boys night tonight. He asked me as well, you're one

(30:58):
of the boys. I am, but you can't come.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
I cannot cause I'm going to Samski close.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
So we're doing Katie Perry tonight. If you go on
this year and make sure to say hi, we neat
dinner recks. We're dinner.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Beforehand, I said go to Harbor East and I gave
you you guys a few RECs and you said no
to all of them.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
So I was like, okay, wound of soush is the
vibe for us, you know what I mean? So nine
nine three three to tax I give you more than okay.

Speaker 11 (31:22):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
When she's come, you won't too afraid.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
I would love to see Hay Perry again.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
It's fantastic. It is Friday. You tried a fun facts there,
facts Friday like to have fun. If you're in the
water and you see aile crocodile, it's too late. You
only saw it because it wants you to see it.
Oh that's kind of freak cool because they're underwater. Wait
where are crocodiles are they like Australia, They're all over

(31:50):
the place. Yeah, they're in the water basically, Well there
are different places.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah they're okay.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Pigs can dispose of a body with ease.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah, all those murderers do it.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Well, that's that's like a lot of them, like just
like dispose of the bodies and how they're like their
hogs eat it.

Speaker 11 (32:10):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Also, if you watch The Hunting Wives, this is a
conversation on there.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
I believe you snails have thousands of teeth. Oh that's
scaried and scary, scary lobsters here their faces.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Why are you giving us these weirdy right under your eyes?
Discuss disgusting?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Why are you telling you all the sweaters mister Rogers
wore a mister Rogers neighborhood were knit by his mother.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Oh my god, this is the most wholesome thing.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Speaking of wholesome open Line Friday. Let me go real quick.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Is this the professor? Yes, Dad, you're calling for open
Life Friday. May I help you?

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Well?

Speaker 12 (33:04):
Yes, sir, I hope you could help me about John,
but I wanted to say hi and the crew. Kevin
talked to him a long time.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
We miss you.

Speaker 12 (33:11):
I haven't talked to Rose.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
How are you Hi, I'm good.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
Congratulations to your grandpa.

Speaker 10 (33:17):
Yes I am.

Speaker 12 (33:18):
Yes, I am. For the first time and hopefully not
the last time. So that's what we're driving up to
Saint Louis today to see.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Baby Jack, a month and day old.

Speaker 11 (33:31):
Yeah, John and Sauce.

Speaker 12 (33:35):
How are you this warning?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I'm doing great, you know, just hanging in there, trying
to keep John in check hard. It's a hard job.
I'm trying to find him love so that you can
have another grandkid. Yeah, I'm leading overtime.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
You really are?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
I am Dad.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Did you it's up on Friday? Did you have me
come for a certain reason? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (33:57):
I did, I did.

Speaker 12 (33:58):
I did. Indeed. You know you've try to do our
house before, and you know that we have a library
in the house.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
You know it's nice, great shelves.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Is your cousin Will yeh.

Speaker 12 (34:12):
In an event. Uh, you know, probably people have various
hobbies and mine. I'm a reader, and so is Pecky.
But I understand that's a you're a reader now too.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I've always been a reader, but more so recently, I think.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Well I've guys, I just don't have anything else to
talk about except for reading. That's all I've been doing
this summer. Sorry, it's the summer. I read eighty five books.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Why do you bring it up?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Well, wow, did you have your father call in and
ask for a book recommendation?

Speaker 13 (34:42):
No?

Speaker 12 (34:43):
Well, I was trying to ask you. H. I know
that you're you're you're a d T in a book
right now. I was curious what it was and what
it's about.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Oh, no, that is what I'm not need deep in
the one yesterday though?

Speaker 10 (34:55):
Was it was?

Speaker 11 (34:56):
It was?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
It was weird?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
What's call it? What's it about? Shelby?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
The one I read yesterday? Wait, I got I just
look at my my list of books here that I've
been reading. I'm not kidding, but I should get a
good read to Are.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
You hoping that sauce? And give you some book recommendations?

Speaker 12 (35:11):
Okay, this is the recommend.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
This one is called, Uh, well, I just wrote the series.
It's like pantasma.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
What's the one about the under the Bridge? One was
that when you're readings under the Bridge, but the guy
brings the girl into the bridge and they have fun times.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
No, that was No, I'm not going to say the title.
It wasn't a bridge.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
It was a cave called I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
It was about what's it called? What's it called?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
It was so dirty?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
What's it called?

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Kiss of the bascal is? Is that how you say
a basilist.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Basket kiss of the basket list?

Speaker 11 (35:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
No, no, you do not read that book.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, it was. It's a Kiss of the Basketlist. And
you probably know that. It's the first and the Spitter
Swallow series.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Oh my god, No, I don't know about that, but
I do that so many times.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
It's like, well, i'll let you here's the little summary death.
So reading.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Forbidden Love exact what you read? You literally read history books.
We already know that Abraham Lincoln is not alive anymore.

Speaker 12 (36:17):
You know how it is.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Breaking breaking news? I know, are you interested in doing
a book club of sauce? Maybe changing books?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
John this?

Speaker 12 (36:27):
Well, everybody everybody has a different case. Bess reading its concern.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
That's not the only thing I read. I read some
from my brain, ter please, you're right, you know we.

Speaker 11 (36:42):
Picked up a book.

Speaker 12 (36:43):
I picked a book this summer.

Speaker 11 (36:45):
I was in Europe, as you know, yes, and we
were at uh in London.

Speaker 12 (36:51):
We went to the wartime Bunker Aston Churchill and h
While I was there, I patty up the book. We
focused on Churchill during the flits of nineteen forty nineteen
forty one.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Similar. I'm sorry it's similar to Sauce's book.

Speaker 11 (37:10):
Done.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Let your father talk different.

Speaker 12 (37:14):
I think it's I think it's different. But you can't
criticize anyone for their cases books exactly because my case,
my case is different from your caste and you you
read what you find interesting. So I upload your Sauce.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Thank you, which to you.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
I have always been a reader, John and I John
and I have read a lot of the same books
for lifestyle, like Your Brain and everything.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
I'll have you note to you. Currently Sauce, who claims
me the favorite female in our family besides Mom. Okay,
but Dad, she's currently handling my dating apps and she's
trying to find you and your daughter in law who better?

Speaker 10 (37:52):
You have game?

Speaker 12 (37:54):
Well, you know, John, you couldn't have any worse luck.
I'm glad that the sauce is stepped up, because you
surely haven't haven't something very successful. But I want I
wanted to see Williams College, Georgie George College.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
George George's. They are so much fun.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Georgie's walking now, so they It's a lot of chasing
and squealing in the house with the two girls.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
So yeah, a lot of all fun. Yeah, they're a
little best friend.

Speaker 12 (38:25):
That's such a fun time.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, sausage called fantasma.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
That's what I said, fantasma.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Okay, Dad, anything else I can help you with you sir?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Well, let me just say this, John did not think
that I could get more than three matches and seven
days on his own hinge profile. I got seven matches
in twenty four hours, because that is how much game
I have.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
And I'm going to find you love, John, Okay, Well,
I'm where to.

Speaker 12 (38:51):
Choose where you were you step, you know, and trying
to find him some sort of what's up?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah right, so uh it's pleasure, And don't worry. I'm
finding people that you like as well, just the one
that I did think would be a good fit. She
had rabbits though, and I'm allergic, so like, she wouldn't
be a great part of our family because I'm allergic.
I would be feeling flummy. And it's she all the
time you had you had rabbits. Yeah, I'm allergic to rabbits,

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so I said, Okay, not a good fit for the film.

Speaker 11 (39:27):
No, no, no rabbits exactly.

Speaker 12 (39:31):
Somebody who has, you know, some sort of.

Speaker 11 (39:36):
A hand for.

Speaker 12 (39:39):
You know, different kinds of fruits or different kinds of pets.

Speaker 7 (39:43):
I met this woman one time who has speakeshimal.

Speaker 12 (39:56):
No any events. I'll don't you folks go, but thank
you very much to take you my call. And did
you talk to you all? And we're heading almost six
you're hanging towards the end of summer, heading into the fall,
and I hope you all with the great fall?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
All right, you're the bad alright? Thank you bye, We
love talking to you.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
By thinks it's a mythical creature, Shelby.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Real quick like not in reality.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Stephanie, good morning, Good morning, open line Friday girl. Your
thoughts on what's happened so far on the show.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Your dad is absolutely adorable so much.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Yeah, I think the smut that Saus recommended for him
to read those I.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Did not recommend. I mean, don't don't be spying wized.

Speaker 12 (40:55):
I don't read that much.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
That's probably why I am the way I am.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
But that's okay.

Speaker 10 (40:59):
We love you.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
We still love you, Stephanie. Thank you for listening. Have
a great day.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Way, I just looked it up. Sphinx cat is the
hairless cat. That's what I said.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
That's a cat, John Sarah, good morning, Good morning, Open
mine Friday, go your thoughts.

Speaker 12 (41:18):
Your dad is so adorable.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
I'm just listening to the whole conversations.

Speaker 10 (41:23):
Like I loved him.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
I want him.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
He's our Sorry, he's the best.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
He is true chair, we share, he's.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
A he's a hoot.

Speaker 12 (41:34):
What about every other weekend.

Speaker 11 (41:37):
A month?

Speaker 12 (41:41):
Okay, Okay, I can yeah, one week a month and
then go up from.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
There, consult with the board of advisors of the show
and then see what they say.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Okay, and who's wouldn't that be his wife.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Board?

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yes, she should be the president of Sarah.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Thank you for listening. Have a great day.

Speaker 10 (42:04):
Thank you do having a new weekend.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Bye, let me go, Scotty, good morning.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
What's going off? Hellas hey man?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Open line, Friday Brother, what's going on?

Speaker 14 (42:15):
Look, your father needs to be an honorary member of
the show.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yes, I think you're incorrect, sir, but yes, yes.

Speaker 13 (42:24):
Because he is super burned John that's his new name.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah, but have you honest? I don't think the listeners
of the show like seeing me feel awkward or burn
I don't think that's the vibe feeling vulnerable.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
That's one of the main reasons I listened to this show.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Hi, all right guy, thank you listening.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
You have a great day.

Speaker 13 (42:49):
Love you guys.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
See dude, I let me go. And manassas Alex, good morning,
Good morning, open line Friday Man was going on.

Speaker 12 (43:00):
Nothing much, trying to get dudes today my birthday to morrow?

Speaker 2 (43:03):
All right, happy birthday?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Okay, what's the plans?

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Uh, you know, just to have fun?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yes, let your hair.

Speaker 10 (43:18):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
I'm gonna I'm gonna get you a my Man's shirt
to coffee for your birthday. We are hellway hall. Let
me do this real quick.

Speaker 9 (43:25):
From the City that changes the world, peers Rose with
three things you need.

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To know your Friday Rose, what you got for us?

Speaker 5 (43:31):
So Allowden County Shared's Offices on a mission to ensure
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young people that detail the rules of the road and
safety requirements. This push comes as the county has seen
an increase in pedestrian and cycling crashes, so authorities are
hoping that these educational campaigns will head off a need

(43:52):
for strict enforcement.

Speaker 6 (43:54):
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Effects of an opioid overdose, and library staff completed training last.

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Month ahead of National Recovery Month.

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Officials say the move aims to increase access, reduced stigma,
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So the counties police chief noted the expanded availability could.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Help save more lives. So pretty cool. I just thought
that was important information.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
And in DC's Shaw neighborhood, the outdoor Frozen Cocktail Garden
known as Electric kool Aid is hosting its fifth.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
Annual Frozen Cocktail competition.

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That's happening on Sunday, So the competitors drinks will be
judged on taste, creativity, technique, and presentation. But the public
can join in on the fund by judging the drinks
themselves for a People's Choice award.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
I think it's very cool. So you can get a
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Speaker 5 (44:56):
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three things you need to know for today.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Thanks, you're welcome. Uh shows out the rails. That's fine.
I promised an update on the Hinge challenge on Wednesday.
I gave Sauce access to my Hinge account to see,
first of all, how much game she has, how my
matches she can make. She changed my profile, changed the photos.
You made, it your aesthetics, so to speak, my esthetic.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
I fixed you. I fixed your pain.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
That's hurtful. It hurts, but I appreciate that. But number one, though,
before we get to the matches, what has been the
biggest shock for you? Sauce portraying a dude on dating apps.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Okay, Well, my biggest shock is I do feel really
awkward doing it. I thought that I'd be like, oh,
it's not the big deal, and then I kind of
feel bad. Sometimes I'm like h But my biggest shock
is that I have sat in this chair on the
show for two years now dragging men with their boring profiles.
I've only ever had hinge and bumble, and I'm like, oh,
they're so bored, Like because I was like, oh, it's

(45:54):
if I'm gonna buy around Hila Papa. It always was
those answers. Yeah, but women checks, we do the same thing.
Not me, Not me, because I have always had a
very creative, fun profile when I just have dating apps,
because you show your personality, but I can't tell you
it's like some hidden prompt.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Is myself my sim full life pleasures or something.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
And by the time, like I was home last night
at at eight o'clock and I had just left dinner
with my friend. I had looked at her before I left,
and I said, I think every woman's profile has this
prompt and it says either wine coffee or wineing coffee yes,
and then also travel a lot of them to do that.
But it's basically the same thing every single profile, like

(46:38):
every single one, and then their pictures are just as
bad as guys, which I've always dragged men for theirs, Like, hey,
and I get that guys don't take gread of my pictures.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
I understand that.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
But yeah, so I'm actually just embarrassed for sitting here
and being such a hypocrite. Not myself, but yes, that's
what I'm saying. Like the whole thing sucks. But it's
not that hard to just make your profile about you
and just the one word answers. You're not going to
know anything about that person. Oh wow, you like coffee
and wine? Everybody not everybody, but a lot of people

(47:08):
like that stuff, Like it's very generic.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
So where we're at now is Sauce has almost double
digit matches. Yeah on my cot man, she's been sending
me screenshots of some of like the the prompt she
sent people, Yeah, I'm killing. One of my favorite ones
is you sent somebody a rose named Katie yea And
she said the way to win her over is display initiative,
which also, to your point, pretty vague. Yep, pretty vague.

(47:30):
So Sauce said to our quote initiative since he didn't
message me first. This is me taking the initiative to
sends you a rose since you're busy thinking of our wedding.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yeah, okay, it's pretty smooth. Yeah, it's pretty smooth like that.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
I mean, some of these are good you talking about
sports stuff, you'd said one girl, Tate mcray is at you.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
And I said, Tate mcray's at you. One a life
goal of mine. Wait why do you think I'm here?
It was what one of the girls prompt said, and
I said, I'm not sure about you, but the witness
protection has been getting pretty lonely.

Speaker 13 (48:00):
Wait what.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Because it's like, why do you think I'm here?

Speaker 10 (48:04):
Here?

Speaker 2 (48:04):
You're a da girl.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Guys guys do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Okay, that's fair.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
One girl I asked if she was a Steelers fan
before we could move any forward, anywhere forwards, she's from
Pittsburgh South. Just didn't want to make like football season weird.

Speaker 11 (48:19):
For you.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
A lot of these is like you are just makes
sense because we're good friends. So you're making sure this
is suave af of me. Okay.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
A fact I love is the best day of your
life hasn't even happened yet, and you haven't even met
all the people that will love you. That's the prompt, Okay,
And I said, well, let me know when you're afraid
to go on a date, so we can put that
on the calendar and you actually know when the best
day of your life will be. That's not bad. This
girl my simple pleasures. This girl did better crocheting the

(48:51):
Minnesota Biking vikings and pasta. I was like, first the
idea we put on our Minnesota Viking gear and watch
a game.

Speaker 13 (48:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Now let me ask you this, are there any girls
that you thought you'd vibe with? Yes on my account
that you're like waiting for them to like back. We're like, okay,
this girl will be good. We're like, oh, that line
hasn't worked yet.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
There's only one she did, so sorry, But so you
went from one. No, there's like, like, I feel like
every girl on there I could definitely be friends with.
They all like look like somebody like I mean, I
could be really friends with anybody.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I'm not worried about that.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Honestly, you're just so likable, I will say, though, I'm
not going through the thing looking for friends. Yeah, Like
I'm not like, oh, we're gonna be great, great, friends. Yeah,
and also the profiles are so generic and like, there's
not a lot. I would say on ninety percent of
the profiles that I don't know anything about these people. Yeah,
even know if I would want to be their friends. Probably,
I feel like wine and coffee. I just started getting
into wine, I don't say coffee. So basically we're forty

(49:41):
hours in the challenge. You have until next Wednesday at
like eight am. I think you have like ten or
something matches.

Speaker 11 (49:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Like, but also let me ask you this. So you've
had it for three days, how many hours do you think, Okay,
two days, how many hours do you think will generally
be not like maybe two?

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yesterday I was I was probably on it on and
off all together for two hours because when I started
realizing that every profile is the same thing, I just
made it into a game. When I was at a
half hour because and then I felt bad for looking
at your one hinge. But this one was good though,
Like this was me at happy hour. I just want
to throw this out there. Uh, this person said, I
geek out on atmospheric science, and so I said, I

(50:16):
don't want to call you lightning, but you definitely struck me.
That is so good all the top of the dome.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
It is such a good line.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
If that doesn't like wow her or knock her off
her feet.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Then I don't know what will because I could have
made like an actual like like us, like like I
don't know, something like oh, I would go through the
mesosphere for you, like something like that. I don't think.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
He lost.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
This is so so far, this has been.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
It's been very eye opening, and I am sorry for
being hypocritical.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
It's been a fun experien man. I'm like, ys got
some games. So we'll see how the weekend.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Is everything.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Celebrity Sauce has her ertainment Park coming next with you.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
For us, I actually have a surprise about Door the Explorer,
and it's not what you think we matched anyway, that's
what that's what happened.

Speaker 10 (51:03):
Now.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
If you are going to Katie Perry Tonight CRG and
you see three alpha males, some three lads, oh yeah,
singing a teenage dream, it's myself, Eric Hoodie Power of
Friendship Evening. Make sure it's a HI though. If you
go on the show, make sure it's HI. We'll be
out there probably from start to stop. I suppose it's
be a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
I'm excited for you.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
We're gonna facet have you sober can sing songs great,
I got your Dogie tickets. In the second first Everything
Celebrity Sauce has her tamement part what you Got for Us?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
So El cool J will be hosting this year's MTV
Video Music Awards. This will be the It will be
his first time hosting the show solo. He did co
host back in twenty twenty two with Nicki Minaj and
Jack Harlow and he's no stranger to award shows obviously,
it's LLL cool Ja. He actually won Best Rap Artist
in Night Genuine and he performed on.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
The last two Video Music Awards.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Keel At Caffney became the first rapper to get the
Video Bandguard Award back in nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
So this year he's up for an award for Best
Hip Hop.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
And additional presenters, performers, and special guests will be revealed
revealed in the future.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
We just literally found out the date.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
But Ley Got God dominates the nominees this year with
twelve nominations, followed by Bernard Mars eleven En counters with
Maar with ten. That is September seventh, eight pm Eastern.
You can watch that on MTV, CBS Perymen Plus. So, yeah,
fun stuff. Austin Butler is going viral. There's this video
of him dancing at a Bad Buddy concert and he's
very relaxed, like very relaxed dancing moves. So he finally

(52:36):
like he was on Jimmy Fallony was like, yeap edibles
are playing for my dancing. Sorry, sorry, And he said
that he did it right before the show and he
thought it was like a good idea. Obviously it wasn't.
It wasn't like he was doing anything bad. He was
dancing back like dancing quote unquote badly, Like okay, whatever,
who's the sex And here's something that might come as
a surprise. So Dorothy Explorer turned twenty five yesterday, twenty

(53:00):
five years old. But it started sorry August fourteenth of
two thousand. She was introduced as a seven year old
Latina girl who likes sports, family, exploring her friends all
at and then she was going to not be a
girl originally though the plan at first was for her
to be a bunny in the woods, and then the
door character in the show was going to be a cat,

(53:22):
and then they just did not end up doing any
of that, so really interesting, but it basically over the
last twenty five years, Door the Explorer has been translated
into thirteen languages and has been in more than one
hundred and fifty countries around the world, which is so cool.
If you're looking for us something to watch this weekend,
got the Ravens preseason game. They're playing the Cowboys on ABC.
Big Brother is on CBS. Netflix has a new movie out.

(53:42):
Night Always Comes To about a mom who turns to
the criminal underworld to help out her family. The rain
Maker is a new series on USA. It's literally based
off the film from ninety seven. Fit for TV. The
Reality of The Biggest Loser is out today on Netflix
is a documentary, and then Dexter Resurrection is on the
Showtime Thanks.

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eight to text the voice change is working. Can change
name as well. Best one gonna see do Chi fake
name Amanda, good morning, good morning?

Speaker 13 (54:50):
Oh boy?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Your confession involves good friend and her ex? What's going on?

Speaker 11 (54:56):
So I hooked up with my besties?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Okay, and they have been broken up for how long?

Speaker 11 (55:05):
Six months?

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Okay? Is Beastie in a new relationship? Is she still
hung up on this guy?

Speaker 11 (55:12):
I mean, if she's in a new relationship?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Okay? So did we always find the acts attractive? Was
it just like a lingering thing or what happened?

Speaker 11 (55:21):
It was just kind of like we're out of the bar,
we're having fun, good time and one thing.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Okay, what's the breakup like?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Mutual?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Was it take a side situation.

Speaker 10 (55:34):
It?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
So I guess what I'm saying is, do you think
your friend would be mad or you think like she's
moved on. He's a decent person, doesn't really matter, you know.

Speaker 11 (55:49):
I'm not sure. I'm I think maybe that she will
just accept it and be okay with it.

Speaker 12 (55:53):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Also, are you planning telling her? Or is a one
time thing and we're just you.

Speaker 11 (55:57):
Know, I'm not sure I'm putting on telling her?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (56:00):
Fair?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Okay? Can I put you in hold one second?

Speaker 11 (56:03):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
All right? Your current leader, let's hear yours. What's your confession?
What's your secret? Eight seven seven nine ninety five for
six eight one to call nine niney three three eight
to text. The best one sees doci It is intern
John in your morning show John's Little Secrets. What's your confession?
What's your secret? Eight seven seven nine ninety five for

(56:27):
six eight one to call, nine ninety three three eight
to text. Will change your name. We'll change your voice,
fake name Christina. Good morning, good morning. This is uh
all right? So your confession of all's family? Just for
a setup. Your your mom is one of five right,
five girls total.

Speaker 12 (56:46):
Family, all sisters.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Okay, and so what's going on?

Speaker 10 (56:52):
Well, my mom and I were having some wine, just
the two of us, and she gets roll rolled chatty,
and she started telling a story about how my aunt.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Oh I can't tell you their names, that's fine.

Speaker 10 (57:13):
How Aunt A has been looking up with Aunt Bee's
husband not just a minute, like do your tell like time.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Our aunt A would be friendly or they've always been
kind of at odds?

Speaker 10 (57:33):
No, super friendly, Like they're the closest out.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Of all five?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Are they similar in personality and looks?

Speaker 4 (57:43):
You know, that's a really good question. Not really interesting,
that's really interesting.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (57:48):
Yeah, it's almost like he wants both a blonde and
a brunette or something.

Speaker 11 (57:52):
She's a kid.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Sure, okay, And now that you know this, are there
things that make sense? Like were you shocked at you?
And that kind of checks out?

Speaker 10 (58:00):
Well, you know, I think that must see why I
even reached out to you, because I think about it
all the time and I'm like, oh that's why. Okay, Yeah,
lots of clues.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Okay, can I put you in a hold one second,
of course, hold on that fake name Lucy? Good morning?
Oh no, fake dame Lucy.

Speaker 10 (58:21):
Are you there?

Speaker 1 (58:24):
We're gonna let's let's see if parent pick her up
because uh from your hometown sick anytime I see songs
of hometown bumped top.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
The list because we really provide good stories.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Finde something fake, Dame Lucy, Hello, I'm here there we go.
All right, your confession involves your in laws. What happened?

Speaker 14 (58:45):
So it was it was either Christmas or Thanksgiving and
they tend to linger, like not just linger, but like
scroll out on our couch, leave no room for anybody
watching movies hours per hour. And I was just kind
of over the whole thing. So I was trying to

(59:05):
figure out how to get them out and decided that
or remember, I can go one remotely to our WiFi
and disable it.

Speaker 13 (59:15):
So I did that.

Speaker 14 (59:16):
Ye put my phone down and then waited for the
TV to whack out. Their WiFi on their phone went out,
and within twenty minutes they were all right, well.

Speaker 13 (59:27):
We're going to get up the road.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Now that's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
I mean, that's more in your part. But why are
they lingering to use your WiFi?

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
That's so faking, Lucy. Does your does your partner also
know that their family's are paying the ass? Or where
are they falling this now? They do?

Speaker 4 (59:43):
Nine years later?

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Yeah, okay, that's why I fake Dan, Lucy. One second,
you're in the running I would feel weird about well, yeah, lingering,
but I try to leave as soon as possible.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Especially like when you know nobody wants you there anymore,
and you're like, oh, we'll get out of your citiling
just like hanging out.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
But like they just hosted you for the holidays, which
means the hell of of stress setting up now, cleaning,
you're gonna help clean, You're gonna watch TV. Yeah, let
me go. Fake name Casey. Good morning, Good morning. How
are you doing well? Your confession involves work. What happened?

Speaker 13 (01:00:14):
So? Yes, last night on Wednesday, I got a little
bit two wetted with some friends and I slept through
my alarm. It's like eleven o'clock. I'm on chopping block.
At work, I'm you know, They're like, you're you're getting late.
You're fall a blate. So I have the readmon a time.
I was like, so Demember died. I'm so sorry. I

(01:00:37):
can't come in today because it's a lot for me.
I took my manager this and he was like, oh, okay,
just remind me earlier but furs and blessings, and I
was like, okay, cool, I kept my job.

Speaker 10 (01:00:48):
So and so.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Who do we kill off?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I'm gonna say a covin because what was the cousin's name?

Speaker 13 (01:01:00):
Well, actually one of my best one of my friends
did coup three, So.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Why would you use that is the actual story? The
fake D and Casey? Why would you kills off somebody?
Have you already have like an excuse.

Speaker 13 (01:01:12):
Because like in case they asked for like po, I
can least make something up because this person has the
way the peels.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Okay, yeah it's not a lie, but it's it happened
long time ago.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Yeah, like it wasn't new.

Speaker 13 (01:01:27):
Yeah, it was like I'm still really from that however,
so it was well, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
No Casey. One second the running away. Somebody texted, uh,
nine three three August twenty third, noon irvs one hundred
and second birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Sauce, that's true night life, passing his Facebook group. This
was posted in there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
While we tabulate the votes at nine and two, that's
pretty crazy. Uh, somebody did post this on Reddit. The
craziest excuses people have used for missing work ironically, Uh,
somebody said they said they couldn't work because Zane left
in direction understandable.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
A lot of people.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Yeah, it's very very bad. Somebody else said, I got
a bit on the finger by a squirrel while tossing
a coffee cup in the parking garage.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Trash can okay, very specific.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
We at one point had a family of raccoons living
in the parking garage the radio station.

Speaker 11 (01:02:20):
I did not know that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Yes, I've never heard that story.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Because nothing in this building works right at the same time. Ever,
I don't think in the parking garage dis didn't closed
for like months during the winter, and they were shocked
that animals moved in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
I wouldn't be mad if the parking garage doors didn't close.
If they didn't close, yeah, because we're the only one,
like the only the morning people have to open the garage. Yes,
and if it's like icy out, I almost hit the wall.
Don't love it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Somebody said they found a huge duchie on the driver's seat,
that's why they couldn't come in. That's somebody else said,
I ate a whole log of cookie out. That's a
personal problem.

Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
That's yeah, but none of it makes you sick.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
It's like, I don't know if I could excuse that,
but halsten self control.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
But I was just thinking that you should go to
the doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:03:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
A woman called off work because there's a big bug
outside of her door. You can't leave turns out of string.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Oh well, you know she couldn't see It's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Some mu's co worker called out because she ran out
of toilet paper.

Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
That is an emergency.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Well, I mean, what do you want to do? Absolutely,
a woman's long nails. Shoved her finger up her nose
while I was foliating and slice it open.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
That sounds that sounds so painful.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Chipmunk stilled my truck's engine with walnuts.

Speaker 10 (01:03:35):
Was one?

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Okay, sure, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
When you're somebody who said they got in a fistfight
with the people on the street and that's why they
couldn't come to a work event, which definitely happened. Was
the time I flushed my car keys down the toilet?

Speaker 11 (01:03:49):
How did they?

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
How did they get down there?

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
But how did I go?

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Does he dropped mid flush? Maybe by the way, I.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Feel like I think they're too heavy to go look up?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Sure somebody else said when the excuses was a guidance
show up on Valentine's Day because he thought it was
a federal holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Okay, sure, maybe he just really was having a great
Valentine's day and like, can you can you blame him?

Speaker 13 (01:04:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
I cannot know. That's uh we uh Eric. I had
a friend who claimed, well, her boyfriend who would never liked,
claimed he forgot Valentine two years in a row, and
she was trying to rationalize it to us, and I
was like, girlfriend, it's impossible, Like even if you don't
remember it, it's impossible to live in society and not
see a sign somewhere gas station, anywhere you go, gas station,

(01:04:35):
grocery store, doc, there's nowhere you can go in February
and not have some like he doesn't care, So what
you do?

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Married him, show him happily ever after?

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Bro somebody else sex and my in laws are also
like that. I look out our Netflix every time I leave,
Otherwise the parents will stay at the house the entire
time and watch stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
That's so weird.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Ah, that's so weird. The votes coming in, by the way,
it go to the in laws. Fake Dame Lucy with
the in laws hanging over now real quick though, after
the holiday, Fake Dame Lucy, did they help clean up
or they just relaxed seeing while you were busting your
ass taking care of everything.

Speaker 14 (01:05:12):
They have never helped clean up Umner doing Thanksgiving at
my home, but we don't talk to them anymore.

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Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
I think it's fair. In the meantime, headline of the day,
craziest headline the last twenty four hours. I know the
Blue Angels do like guest rides. They do which like
seems like it could be a lot of fun. I
know that that's my.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Vibe seems terrifying.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
F fifteen ride along passenger accidentally ejects from plane while
on the ground. Thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Oh oh okay. I was like wow because I dated
a guy that had to eject and it was like
big news years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
So the backseat passenger belonging to the one hundred and
fourth fighter wing appears and accidentally ejected. Well, it wasn't
intentional to the planes of the ground. Yes, Where was
this It was at Barnes Air National Guard Base in Westfield, Massachusetts. Okay,
so the video is online and you can see a
puff of smoke coming from the back of the F fifteen.
It's still taxing, like it's still there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Wait, it was like literally like going about to take off.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
It was just on the ground, is yeah, like the
the roof is blown off the plane. Yes, and it's
like it's just there, which is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
So he was sitting in there preparing to do a
lot of right along and just learning about it, and
then he hit a button, so.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
They say near zero zero no speeding out to the
dejection has its own dangers, yeah, obviously, but it's not
the first time somebody has done this and eventually inadvertently
punched out tactical jet, although it's a very rare occasion, so.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
He gets thrown out as well.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
No, the the seats that go up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Yeah, I mean basically you get fully ejected, which is
like yeah, so it's like, yeah, that's one of those
things where.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
You go, why are you touching anything?

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Let's get point sauce. If I was in a fighter jet,
I don't know if I'm pushing any buttons, my hands
would be folded in my lap.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
I mean I would be I would be like texting,
like the dude I want to date with because he
seems to know what he's doing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
If I can I touch this button?

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Yeah, they say the if I ejected before takeoff, everybody's okay.
They say we can't confirm who the rear seat occupant
was at the time, which means they know there's so embarrassed.

Speaker 12 (01:08:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Also they probably have like a lot of money if
they're not releasing the name or something. It's like, that's
the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, a pop car
and hit like the lock button or something.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
I wouldn't I wouldn't do any higher rye along touch anything.
Well that my seatbelt.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
There's audio of like the air traffic control, and I
will say by air traffic control just like not one operators.
They keep it cool, calmon collected, like, hey, we had
a mishap, got close down the runway. I guess the
rule is get to close down for at least two
hours accollently this happens.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Investigate because this guy's an idiot. Yeah yeah, so but
he's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
They issue a statement saying ground mishap happened involving an
F fifteen Deel aircraft members one hundred for a fighter wing.
Occurred approximately two to five pm. Everybody is safe and secure.
It said it was August twelfth is when it happened.
So yeah, they said nobody was transferred the hospital. Yeah,
da YadA, Okay, well yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Mean he's lucky. He's okay, even just being like shop
in the air like but to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Your point, the sauce, I don't know what would look
at that and go I'll push the jeck button real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
But even like if like I did, I wish I
never will if I even put my seatboat on, which
like you're not like someone's doing that for I'm not
doing anything in a fire jet. I'm not touching anything
except for my seat that I'm sitting in.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
That's it. Yeah, I'm just along for the ride.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Unless there's service air missiles.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
That might just do you not even joke about that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
I'm never going to be in a fighter, not going
to that. The one time the Eric and I got
a tour of the White House and we are given
it to the situation room, Eric did ask where they
hide the service air missiles and surprisingly our tour guy
wouldn't tell them.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Hey, most asked question on our show is where do
you hide these?

Speaker 13 (01:09:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
This real quickly?

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Where do you when the government shows up to the
radio station, I'm blaming you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
The government did show the radio station once because of
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one and only my father professor. He had some questions
about sauce in her lifestyle choice.

Speaker 12 (01:10:08):
People have various hobbies and mine is I'm a reader, and.

Speaker 11 (01:10:13):
So is Pecky.

Speaker 12 (01:10:14):
But I understand that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
I've always been a reader, but more so recently, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Well i've guys, I just don't have anything else to
talk about except for reading. That's all I've been doing
this summer. Sorry, it's the summer. I read eighty five books.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Yeah, why do you bring it up? So my dad
asked Sauce of some book recommendations, different tastes, but you know,
it's good to have a broad palate.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
He didn't want to read Kiss off the basket.

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
List, you'd good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Yeah, I didn't know it was about to be fair
when I read it. When I started reading it, what
do you think is about? Because I just had this
reading list And then I was like, oh I could
I could look at what it's about, but it's already
been so recommended.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
And then I started reading it and I threw the
book like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Time Tide, like the Well, and then Sauce and for
my dad that Sauce taken over my hinge profile. And
I'll have you not to currently who claims to be
the favorite female in our family besides Mom saw a
Sorry okay, but Dad, she's currently handling my dating apps
and she's trying to find you and your daughter in law.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Who better you have game?

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I'm glad stepped up to help cab.

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Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
If you go into the Katie Perry Show tonight CFG
Bank Arena and you see three alpha males just exuding
tes sasern. Yes myself Boys Night.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Boys Friend Justice is going too.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Yeah, very exciting. So if you go on the show,
make sure to say, hey, somebody asks for a quick
hinge updates, So I gave Sauce access to my hinge
profile on Wednesday. Yeah, and I do think so far
you've had a rollercoaster of emotion because you have seen that,
as it turns out, dating apps on the dude's side
nearly as bad as it is for the ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Yes, and I will apologize for being I don't want
to say a hypocrite just because I have seen my
friends go through stuff by also seeing my friend's profiles sure.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
So if my friend's profiles look.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Like I would say ninety percent of the profiles I've
seen women have here in the DMB area, I'd be like,
do you have a personality? And I don't mean that
in a mean way. It's just you're not showing your personality.
You're just showing like a very generic, like twenty twenty
five person your age. Yese, bet it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Bobby's is drinks and coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Now, then it's like, how do you stand out if
you're just saying that you like coffee and wine.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Yes, So Sauce has been his access to my hinge
has had since Wednesday. So I has been sending messages.
Can you read the one about the atmosphere because that
one is so it's you. Yeah, if it was sent
to you, yeah, you would for sure find the funny.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
That was off the dome man. All Right, it's real good,
this girl said. And if she doesn't match with you,
I'm gonna be like act with us.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
I am said her name. I'm gonna be like, you're wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Okay, So she said I geek out on and her
thing was atmospheric science sick. Yeah, I'm sitting there happy
and I'm like, I don't want to call you lightning,
but you definitely struck me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
That's such a good long so far now West fun
for me to watch is when Sauce is counting up
the matches she's getting and then some of the girls
are matching but not responding to anything, like when you
just matched, and then like I've already Sauce, right made
the first move, sent the first message. I sent a
thing that you literally have to respond to, and they
just match and leave it, basically like making you double

(01:15:17):
text essentially yes.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Basically it's like like so Rose, it goes to a
folder that says your turn, and I checked that because
it had moral says their turn, meant their turn. It
says their turn, So I go and I'm like, oh,
it has all these like extra third turn. So there
are two people in there that I sent something. I
sent a question response to one of their prompts. So
these two had actually questions that they had to respond

(01:15:39):
to the yes and so basically they just accepted the
match and didn't do anything. So one accepted it yesterday
afternoon and the other one accepted it this morning. The
one of this morning we did I did on match
with her Yeah already. Yeah, because I was like, you
know what, like because it was like over an hour ago,
and I was like, so you just accepted the match
and you're not going to respond.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
I mean it's essentially it's like you answered the phone
call and now you're not saying anything.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Yeah, and this and I don't know that one just
rubbed me the wrong way because I was like, that
was a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
So we'll see how this weekend goes sauce with my hinge.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
They wanted to help with their hinge. Just I'm happy
to help you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Yeah. Absolutely, four of the roses on Internsjohn your morning show, Madison.
Let me recap this quick. You and Travis been together
about four months. I will say this is of all
the reasons do roses, this is the most like, I

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don't have a logical explanation for why we're in this spot.
But his birthday is this week. You had asked his
friend group about a week or so ago, hey, what
are we doing for Travis's birthday? Because you want to
include them. They said, we're not doing anything. He goes
out this past weekend, do you see us for a
surprise birthday party for him? Decorations. There's you know, cake,

(01:16:53):
ice cream, there's ladies there. We all kind of agree
looking at the photos. Ain't no dude do that kind
of decorating, And that's just it's just not the vibe.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
I've never seen any of my guy friends decorate for
just like die best friends at all.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
No, no, And you've mentioned before there's been times where
he told you, hey, we're doing a guy's night, and
then other girls in the group, like other girlfriends have
shown up. That's all correct, right, we.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Have all one million percent correct.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Let me ask you this, if this has happened before,
do you think it was truly a surprise party or
do you think he knew it was his birthday and
just didn't want you there? And I hate to ask that.
I know it sounds harsh.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
We're all thinking, right, I'm.

Speaker 10 (01:17:34):
Starting to think that as well.

Speaker 12 (01:17:35):
You know, that's exactly who my gut is kind of
telling me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
And it hurts because what I would say is, as
a dude with was my friend, I'd want the girlfriend
to be involved. I don't want to make it times
bad for my dude. If like if it was Eric
had a girlfriend and I didn't invite her to his
birthday party. That can put Eric in hot water.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Yeah, but also like Eric would be like, I'm not
gonna stay if my girlfriends on by day.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
That's a good point too.

Speaker 10 (01:18:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Sure it was the friends that through the party. What
if it was a girl who threw that?

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
But I do yeah, I do think that if I
was worried about being a doghouse, I probably have gone home.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Like, okay, guys, it's super weird.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
So let's do this Madison love sauce. Call from the
flower company, off from the roses. They should go to
you girl friend of four months. If that happens, apt
on hold and then we can hang out or do whatever.
If they go somewhere else, they will get some answers
for you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
Okay, okay, thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
One second, some of the smells some smells fishing for sure,
not quite too sure what but.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
It's not the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Shut up, hell, I'm calling for Travis.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
Okay, this Travis. Who Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
My name is Caitlin. I'm actually calling you from a
new flower shop or called Wes. We just open downtown.
We're trying out some new marketing where we're offering people
in the zip code free bouquet of a dozen red roses,
just hoping that you'll use us for the future. You
make someone's day, you support your local business, and we
don't need a credit card info or anything, so kind
of just get who you want to send them to
and we'll try to get them out today if it's

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in this zip code.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
What this sounds a little scary, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Mean, I'm jen Z.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
I hate talking on the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
We don't do Instagram ads because you're just gonna kind
of scroll through it anyway. So we're trying out new
marketing where it's kind of a win win. You get
to see the product in person, and then you make
someone's day if you're sending them to someone or if
you want them for yourself by all means. But then
hopefully you just use us in the future because you
know the holidays are coming. We're trying We just opened
and they support the local economy. We don't need your

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credit card info. I don't want to twist your arm,
but my mother will maybe love me a little bit
more and you'll look like a person whoever you send
them to you unless it's yourself, which like love yourself
by all.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
Means sounds a little scary.

Speaker 11 (01:20:08):
But.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
I really hate talking on the phone. I'm just like
trying to make this stream of my mom's come true.
And the bouquets are gorgeous.

Speaker 11 (01:20:17):
So.

Speaker 13 (01:20:20):
It wasn't hurt.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
No credit card, right, No, I.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Don't need anything.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Obviously, I'll need the name of who you're sending you
to address, but we're just going to start making a
little file, I guess you'd say, because like Travis, I
know you're gonna come back. You're gonna love these flowers.
So can I get a name for who you want
to send the red roses to? It is a dozen
so that they're romantic?

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Is there? Okay? Hold on? Hold on? Is there a name?
I got an idea? Can you can you split those
up for me?

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Like I can happen?

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Can you?

Speaker 11 (01:20:53):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Like well, actually like four ways?

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
So four people? Are are you sending these? Like your sisters,
like your moms?

Speaker 11 (01:21:00):
Start?

Speaker 10 (01:21:01):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
These just you know special special someone's you know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Do you want me to to spose?

Speaker 11 (01:21:10):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Four ways?

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
I mean my brother and I are fighting, so I'd
like to make his his day miserable. Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Are they all within this area, like within like a
fifteen miles radius? Maybe twenty five even, you know, he
really may be mad this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
They're pretty They're pretty close, okay, pretty close.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
We start with the names of who uh is getting
the flowers?

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Okay, can get Bianca. I want to do Maria. I
have Dasia.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
This sounds like Mber number five. Sorry, well.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
How do you spell Desia?

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
That's d e j a d e j a. Okay, sorry, Christina?
Is that Christina with like hr like Christina Aguilera?

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
No, no h nor just have that H to.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
Hold her down?

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Love it, love it. Okay, I'm just gonna say these
are your friends because I'm not even gonna right, wife, girlfriend,
this is weird, and my mom is like very like
you know she she's just a little judge, So we
don't want to judge you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Next time you come in. Uh, what do you want
the card to stay? It's your typical little flower card.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
Well, okay, listen, I need the same message for all four. Okay,
I need you to put see you tonight. Okay. You
can put a kiss or whatever you want on it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
Do you want to get a kiss? Are you meant
the kissing emoji?

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:22:47):
Little emoji there, just you know, put a little flair,
but also put I'll text the details.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Okay, I'll text it. So we're gonna send these all
out at the same time, like we're going to see
all of your cousins tonight or.

Speaker 15 (01:23:06):
Kissing cousins if you will. But I mean, listen, I
just got to keep my options open. One might can
so much, you know, just keeping things open and keeping
them fresh at the same time. So if we can
send them all at the same time, that will be great.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Travis, how many real question?

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
All the valid question? Travis. My name is intern John.
I got Sauce and Rose here as well. That is
your girlfriend, Madison. We're doing a war of the Roses
on the show. I've never heard the term kissing cousins,
but who are God?

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
I made up that rumor. I'm sorry, he said kissing cousins,
he said, I'm not kissing.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
He said.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Beyond, and Maria cried, what happened? Isned? No, no, no,
always just like always, you got the.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Are you kidding me? The radio station?

Speaker 13 (01:24:01):
Just always.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
She always listens.

Speaker 15 (01:24:06):
She's waking up calling me in the middle of the night,
dreaming that I'm dealing with some lady over here.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
I'm doing this. I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Tral These are good friends.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
These are good friends.

Speaker 12 (01:24:23):
You're going kissing to them? This is seeing them tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Wait, so, so Travis, you you are taking girls out
tonight for drinks and you'll think that's a problem. Were
you planning on telling your girlfriend about your plan tonight?

Speaker 12 (01:24:39):
No, maybe later in the day.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
That's why I want to do with paranoy.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
I don't want to do all the time. It's all
the time.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
It's literally what's happening?

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
Where are you guys? Getting this from?

Speaker 11 (01:25:02):
You?

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Guys?

Speaker 12 (01:25:02):
Call me.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
I don't know who this is.

Speaker 12 (01:25:05):
I just I said, listen, No, okay, no, she's she's
overreacting again.

Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
Yeah, listen, I.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Need you up Travis. I need to upgrade your phone
service and upgrade yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
Okay, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 13 (01:25:23):
Is one of the roses cretict and possibly edited to
broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
And Everything Celebrities Sauce has or Entertainment Report coming next.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
I'm gonna tell you who is hosting the VMAs.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
And if you need an intraction this weekend, we can
be that for you. If you missed War the roses.
If you missed secrets, if you missed how they ruined
the mood, including the guy who the girls said, please
pretend to be my brother wild get the podcast just
search interns you down in your morning show, wherever you
listen to podcasts. Let's do this everything celebrity Sauce has

(01:26:02):
her entertainment apart, which you got for us.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
So all cool, Jay, It's gonna be hosting this year's
MTV Video Music Awards. This will be the first time
that he is hosting the show by himself. He has
co hosted it in the past so with Nicki Minaj
and Jack Carlow and basically he was considered to win.
So he won Best Rap at the VMA's back in
nineteen ninety one, and that's like forever ago. He also
performed at the last two Video Music Award telecasts and

(01:26:25):
even became the first rapper to get the Video Bandguard
Award back in ninety seven. So very cool. This year,
he is up for a Big Award for Best Hip
Hop for his single Murder Graham Duh, which is featuring
Eminem So additional presenter, presenters, performers, and special guests will
be revealed in the future because we've just found out
even the date. But Lady Gatgay, like we talked about
a few weeks ago, she does dominate the nominees this year,

(01:26:48):
which twelve, followed by Bruno Mars the eleven and Kendrick
Lamar with ten. So that will be going down on
September seventh at eight pm on MGB of course, and
Austin Butler. I don't know if you guys saw a story.
So he's going viral for his dance moves at a
Bad Buddy concert and he's coming out and just saying like,
yup that, yes, I was on edibles. So he's like,

(01:27:10):
that's why I was dancing like that. He's like, yeah,
I was giving one right for the show. Thought was
a good Yeah, obviously it wasn't. I'm sure he was
having fun like like sure, He's like okay, sorry, He's like,
I can't dance. I can do a lot of other things,
but whatever, I thought it was funny and this is
gonna surprise you. Dora the Explorer turned twenty five yesterday,

(01:27:31):
not twenty five years old apparently, so the show originally
debuted on Nickelodeon, so the years they.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Gave me is wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Because it says it twenty twenty now. Yeah, so no,
if someone could google, except's wrong. But I no, I
feel like it's like ninety eight because I was still
a kid. Okay, so yeah, yeah, yeah, I was in
her round sor right, two thousand, two thousand, okayks sure,
So back then though, she was a seve year old
Latina girl. She likes sports, family, all that good stuff,

(01:28:02):
but she wasn't going to be a girl. Originally, the
plan that was for her to be a bunny in
the woods that followed a cat. Dora was going to
be a cat, So so bunny was not gonna be
named Dora, but the bunny was gonna be the lead.
So yeah, so it looks like she is now all
grown up and they're saying that that. Dori the Explorer
of the last twenty five years has been translated into
thirty two languages and has been on TV in more

(01:28:25):
than one hundred fifty countries, which I think is really cool.
So if feel like for something to watch this weekend,
we got the Ravens preseason game. They are playing the
Cowboys on ABC tomorrow. Commanders on All play until Monday.
Do not come for me, Big Brother, is on CBS.
Night Always Comes is on Netflix. It's about a desperate
woman who turns into turns to the criminal underworld to
raise cash to save her family. The rain Maker is

(01:28:46):
a show that's going to be premiering on USA. It's
based off of the movie from ninety seven with Matt Damon.
I never saw that movie, but yes, and then Fit
for TV. The Reality of the Biggest Losers on Netflix,
and then Dexter Resurrection is on Showtime.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Thanks Austin. If you need something to listen to, New
Thoughts Shower podcasts out how to as small Talk, you
can check it. Why miss radio dot com Let me
get to this for your Friday. Half of Americans say
this chore is their love language. I was kind of
blown away by this. It's intern Johnny Morning Show. According
to a new study, more than half of Americans say

(01:29:20):
cleaning is their love language.

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
Now, I don't believe that for a second. I've seen
your houses, not you, not you two.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
I just met in general. No, I just met in general.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
But you are your big like organizing, that's kind of your.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Thing, that kind of it just helps me keep like
my stress anxiety in check. Sure, just cleaning, they.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
Say, eighty five percent consider clean up for someone else
in act of love.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Yes, I agree with that, Suah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Two thirds admit they've been turned off by someone's messy house.
Uh yeah, yeah, I have. The other if there was
a dude who was like a bush saw it though, Yeah, sure,
for sure. They say one third even ended a relationship
because a partner's lack of being clean.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
That was one of my reasons that the I did
the longest the end of things, because he was so
dirty and it was just getting progressively worse.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
So I think he just was so used to it well,
especially because could you need things organized That must have
made your brain explode.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
Like I hated being in his cars that smelled like
old McDonald's. You just had like bags and it just
like And at first I thought that it was depression.
And then he was doing really well for a really
long like this was a year's kind of thing, and
then I just realized he just liked it. He's like
just lazy. I want to see he liked it. He's lazy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
No, that's fair. Three quarters say sharing chorge is more
romantic than giving gifts.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
I do think it's sweet, Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
And then Finally, according to two thirds of people, having
a party to the dishes about being asked is more
romantic than giving a dozen roses. I mean, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
It depends, it really depends, but I think that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Sure, no doubt. If you're going to see Katie Perry
tonight cfg Bank Arena, say hello to myself, Eric and Hoodie.
We will be there.

Speaker 10 (01:30:52):
Andy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
You missing today's show, if you missed War of the Roses,
if you missed my dad critiquing my dating profile and
asking Sauce about her reading preferences, you can check it
in the podcast. Just search interns on your morning show
wherever you listening to podcasts intern John in your morning
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