That Time We Got Ready For Labor Day Weekend

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
In Turns and your morning shows and a Happy Friday friend.
Welcome to the show, Internshohn is my name, Sauce, Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hello Rose, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Eric's here, Hoodie SAVERA big day today, sure, National Chop
Suey Day cool like the song yes and the food
and National Lemon Juice Day, which right also very exciting,
yes right? Nine eight a text dms are upen at
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DJ Dirty Elbows in just after eight. I want to

(00:33):
get to this real quick too. This number seems way
off to me. Corn you study we drop our phones
at least ten times a year.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's a year, face, but like, yeah, heavy.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Way at least though, I feel like back in the
day you drop a phone instantly, it was gonna be cracks.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Once I got out of an uber and I forgot
that my phone had been on my lap because it
was nighttime, and it literally hit the ground and it
was like two feet That sucks, and it broke permanently
our whole phone.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well for a while this rumored Apple had like patented
technology to make your phone always land screen up like
they or they had actually done it, so if you
dropped it never hanging on the screen.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, I don't think. No, they didn't think that.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Was google it. You guys want to Yeah, bet I'll
bet you right now, bet you three dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
What am I Apple? Why did they stop? It did work?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I'm sure. Also they figured, why don't we just keep
a place in screens? They make money, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
With all these broken screens.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
So it's funny that they asked, folks, where would you
save your phone from if you dropped it? So, sauce,
would you dive into a pool, fully clothed at a
wedding to save your phone?

Speaker 5 (01:39):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, Rose, Would you climb into a dumpster to save
your phone?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I would I would do that this, sauce. Would you
reachhoun into a porter potty at a big ebuse?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
No? No, no, no, no, no no no no.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah. They say, by the way, fifty four percent people
would at less like you can't find the way to
get out? Maybe, but that would be like, uh, emotion.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
There's there's that's no, that's that phone's not my phone anymore? Rose.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Would you risk climbing down onto subway tracks?

Speaker 6 (02:10):
No, don't be an idiot, climbed down. You go to
somebody who works there and say, hey, I dropped my
phone so they can.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Do it safely for you. Yeah, and you know they
say something like you shouldn't done that. Yeah obvious, I
would never.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, yeah, behavior they say. A third people have cried
because their phone broke. I understand that, sure, because it's expensive.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, I have been like bummed about it. Probably. I
don't think I've cried ever though.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
And like it never we get your phone, it never
transfers fully the right way. Yeah, nothing never, and then
it's like the passwords on transfers like that. It is
the biggest pay in the ass.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
It takes days though for it to like set up
properly when you sass bricks. I just had to do
that last year, Like is that like nine months ago. Well,
you don't realize how much stuff is on your phone
until you don't have it. Then you give I buy
something to go. It's on my Oh I like to
search my text messages for things I'm talking about, so
it takes so long for the text to start to whatever.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
It takes like weeks. So yeah, tell me.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I was talking about this with Kate at this time
and I can't find.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
It because yeah, or even like photos too, like photos
coming in. This takes forever and ever and ever and ever.
Would I love your thoughts over text nine nine three
three eight and want to get to this next for
your Friday.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
What you should never do to your house.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
According to security experts, we always make it easy to
get hold of us nine to ninety three three eight
to text DMS open nt YMS radio it is intern
John in your morning show. I thought this was important.
These home security experts are saying the things they never
do when they leave their home. Okay, live in a
different world than we grew up in, even like five

(03:43):
years ago. It is crazy, like all the things people
can do to like get into your space that you
can even think of, starting with posting your real time
location on social media.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
And not even just like I'm going to New Mexican
Coach today, this expert says, I wouldn't even post them
going out to see Taylor Swift because then somebody knows
what time the show starts, what time is gone, and
the instance of Taylor. But it was like a three
hour show, so that means like and then are you
leaving the show early. Probably not. You can get stuck
in traffic, so you might have like a four or

(04:16):
five hour window where your house is left unttained.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
So she refers to the big remember the Bling Ring,
which is a couple of years back when celebrity is
a post they read an Awards show and then teens broke.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
In their houses and okay, I don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
They say, up posting photos of your vacation safer ADU
once you get home instead of in real time.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I have heard that.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
But also I feel like with our job, it's hard
because like I've been weird about security lately, and then
like people know where we are for stuff episode because
like we're having like an actual event.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
So that does make stuff kind of hard.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, for sure, Yeah, but at least that hopefully is
a little bit of a smaller window, I guess. Yeah.
I understand forgetting to lock windows indoors and turn on
the alarm system.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yes, my my family used to be notorious for this.
That's how I started getting on them.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
There's been videos recently on people's RNT cameras or somebody
walks up to doors just to check their unlocked and
then walks away.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I think that's been like all thing forever scary.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
But like where like where my parents live, like people
just don't lock their doors, and I'm like, hey, can
we not do that.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I've always found it funny, like the next door app,
which I believe was started with good intentions, like this
would be a great way for community. Yeah, people like my
car was robbed and then goes, oh my gosh, what happened? Well,
I left it unlocked.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
It's like wow, because that happened to me like years
and years ago when I live with my parents, somebody
like robbed me from my car, but I left it
unlocked all the time. You know, this was literally what
I was like twenty Yeah. Yeah, still taken the same
route every time you leave the house.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah. I just listened to a podcast about that.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Like the woman was like very like vocal with everybody
about like her very habitual routine.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, and that's like what did it? Which was so sad.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, they say it by having a predictable routine, you
allow an observant intruder. Intruder to plan a burgery around
your schedule, knowing exactly when you won't be home.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, so she says she tries to change her routes
in time as when she departs in returns. Yeah, prevent
and steuters identifying her daily schedule.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Even if you take hockerl walks, make sure you just
take a different one every day. Oh yeah, yeah, because
like especially because I take a different path every day
because I just I don't know, but I don't go
at the same time, but I'll take it, just go
somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
But I think that especially because if somebody is watching
you go, oh, I know that this should be on
this route.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
At this time.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh yeah. Leaving out tools and ladders.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, because then the ladder thing because like my parents
deck and they don't have steps, so like, uh, the
neighbor used to do that leave it out, and my
brother would hide it from you.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Oh really, I know, it's like not very nice.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
One thing they say is that if you people often
forget to lock their second floor windows. Yeah, because you think, like, well,
nobody's gonna get up here. But if you leave out
a ladder.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Ladder, yes, or also like like check around your surrounding
areas because like neighbors even leaving them out, that also
is dangerous for.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
You if I get robb because of a neighbor, I'm pissed. Yeah,
all right, letter for sure.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
For sure. Keeping your porche light on during the day.
Why what's wrong with that?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Well, they say, if you don't normally have the porch
line on all day, suddenly having eliminating NonStop as a
sign that home may be unoccupied. That's yeah, like you're
a town, you're out town, that's why you haven't turned
it off. I live on the fourteenth floor, so well, ye,
it's a little bit different. Yeah, I can come okay,
they say, yeah, and said you can set lights of
timers get the impression of the house occupied. Yeah, there's

(07:23):
like Wi Fi impatible systems that you can turn your
lights on not remotely.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Yeah, I think that kind of makes Sure's Alexa Like
they have a plug that next to your Alexa and
you can set it up that way.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
They said, there's even some lights you can set to
turn on after a particular event. So if somebody walks
up to the do our rings doorbell, five seconds later,
lights come on inside the house. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
That's pretty sick.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
That's some home alone.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Ish I have those smart lights. And then I also
like out. All my outdoor lights are solar lights. They
just come on with get stark out.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
That makes sense. Letting mail and packages pile.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Up, well yeah yeah, I mean they say I'll never
leave signs in my house intended in the mail box overflowing.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
And front and get it, or also like you stop
your mail.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah yeah, I think that's I also live in an apartment,
so I don't have that.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
They say, make sure you pass subscription services like newspapers,
meal kits, so on and so forth. That is a
huge sign, especially if it's a meal kit. It's like, okay, well.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Just know the packages in general, Like if you live
in like a normal house like you do, I would
I would be very easy to tell there's just like
a bunch of Amazon packages on your front porch.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, no, for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
I would also say too. It probably goes with like
leaving the car on the driveway if it's like bad weather,
if it's the winter, it's like it has three feet
snown I'm like, hey, probably, I'm for.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
It, especially like during the holidays if it's snowing and
then there's like no tracks in your driveway and your
car has just been sitting there. Oh yeah, which goes,
we're just telling everybody how to break in the house.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
But I think it's good something necessarily think of. Yeah,
they say, the next one is neglecting long cair and
storm mobal. Well yeah, yeah, I know, that's that makes sense.
The last one is hiding a key in quote hiding
under the mat or a flower.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
That's fair because that's where everybody hides. You had it
like a turtle.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, they say, if somebody finds a spare kid, they
can obviously get your home quickly without need for force entry,
making it less like your neighbors notice something is wrong.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
They have pretty epic hide to keys. I have one
that looks like a sprinkler head. You would never know.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, my parents have a really good one.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
That's really cool. I have a moat that built around
my place, so you yeah, without a bridge. I hired, well, no,
I hired a night the worst. If I get the
password for that.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
You give me troll vibes. Can't believe you got a night.
Well that's when you're there, aren't you supposed to be
the night? I duh, Wow, I give you a compliment
and you just tear me down.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Tro vibes didn't you like you would have a troll
protecting protecting your home.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Ope, you having a great Friday. Thank you for listening.
Intern John in your morning show Real Quick. They put
out a whole of the cities Americans want to live
in the most. If you had to guess, Sauce, what
makes the list of US.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Cities, I always say Nashville because Nashville. I feel like
everybody's I'm moving tow Fire Austin. Honestly, Okay, Rose, I
feel like a lot of people talk about like you
have to live in New York once in your life. Yeah, true,
New York's town the list. Okay, Raleigh, North Carolina comes
in nine. I have her great things about Raleigh. I
guess the carlines in general, the good things about Yeah yeah.
Orlando came in at eight. Boston came in at seven.

(10:19):
I feel like Boston seems like it'd be a little ringe,
but it's expensive.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
It's very expensive, and it's old. And the communication, the.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Communication, the the what's the word I'm looking for transportation transportations.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I feel like they're they're roads are even worse than here.
I mean not to sound dumb, it's the old city.
It's an old city. But I just every time I've
been to Boston, I'm like, God, this is like a
kind of a pain to get around.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah. I feel like if you can move to Boston
and instantly know how to work the city, like you
push a button, your brain knows like here's this, this
and this, then it probably be dope.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
I want to live in Seaport. Great there, Charlotte made
at six. Charlotte, I do like Charlotte Child's fun.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Denver is at five.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
I have feel I do feel like people have been
really moving to Denver.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
I've been noticing. San Diego is at four. I love
to live here. You need some money, though, Oh my gosh,
I love san Diego.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Three is Seattle. And then there's a tie for number
one Nashville and Tampa. Baby, Oh really Tampa. I would
I would live in actually either of those two. Oh yeah,
they also sat on the flip side. DC is the
most undesirable city for a third year in a row.
I mean, it's a lot going on.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
It's pretty here, but yeah, I don't know, I feel
like it's kind of boring.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I love you guys, but really, Baltimore, I feel like
there is more fun, but this is your Balmart girl.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
That's like, that's your what I love to hear yours
over attacks nine nine three three eight. Let me get
to this for your Friday next the best comeback? Sing this,
do me a favorite. Unclench your hands real quick, off
the wheel. If you can see the whites your knuckles.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, let it go down New Jersey driver. They don't
know any better. Okay, yeah, you gotta let it go.
If you're stuck on the Bay Bridge, don't look down.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I did. That was my first mistake when I drove
the first time there was in the city.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
That was I had no idea how big it was.
That was scary. Okay, well why would you look down?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Because stuck on the bridge and I was like, ah,
this is what highppen. I should not have looked down
three of heights.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
You never want to do the walk across there the
run either, No, I did. I was on the news
when I was a kid. I did it flex casual.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
But wherever you get us, we can take us with you.
The free iHeartRadio app to search the radio station, click
listen live. We are right there. I get to the
best comebacks in a second real quick too. I thought
this was funny. Somebody found a list of men, celebrity
men who are actually a lot taller than we expected.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Okay, now for reference, sauce you are how tall?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
I'm for eleven. I'm almost for eleven. Okay, I've want
to be specific. Hoosier six six, he is super tall.
I didn't know that, Yeah, I mean, why would I?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
But that's interesting. Man's almost two feet taller than you. Yeah,
it's pretty that he's so tall. Big Boy Bo Burnham comedian.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
He looks tall though. I wouldn't be surprised if he
is super tall.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
He's six'. Six what another tall.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Guy but, yeah every Movie i've seen him and he
just is so much taller than everybody.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Else, yeah, yeah BUT i think it's probably part of
the humor in.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
That for. SURE i Guess dwayne The Rock, johnson, well
he's six y, five.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Was LIKE i tall, boy wouldn't have guess that he's not.
Tall Colson baker aka Machine Gun, Kelly.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh six.' five HE looks i don't know he was,
that tall but he looks.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Tall too if that man's six, y five he must
weigh thirty pounds because he's.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
A stick he is.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Very.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
SCARED yeah i think he recently talked about like how he. Barely, eats.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, allegedly yeah he's. An, alien yeah because he's. An,
Alien GUYS.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Jacob, A lordie i do you remember the first time
we saw a photo, of him Not, on ephoria it was, Like, whoa.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah my man is.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Six five he's. Very tall my man is as tall as.
The rock, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Like he's just. Very, Tall yeah Ben a fleck is.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
SIX four i did not know that he doesn't give off. That, Energy, Sorry, ben.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
No he gives off like six. TO one i, feel
yeah he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Give, energy yeah which IS like i never no JUDGMENT
because i WHO am i to Judge when i'm not
even five?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Feet tall So Now jason momoa is.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Six four he seems taller in, my brain but that's,
just crazy like he's obviously a prime. Physical specimen But
and affleck are the.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
SAME height i just feel like in my brain he's. Six.
Eight yeah well, to, you, like yeah he just looks huge.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
In, EVERYTHING yeah I mean i know that he's, really
built but, to me HE like I Picture jason moo
being taller than, the rock and for, some, reason yeah
that's kind.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
OF fair I would. I would i would Say That
liam neeson is. Six FOUR oh i didn't, know that didn't.
Know Either Crazy jason siegel six, FOUR.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Guy i only feel felt like he was tall because
And Forgetting, sarah marshall he was like his Ex Was
christenson bell and she's like she's.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
My, height yeah, that's fair That's the And Like mieli
cloonans is pretty. Tiny, too yeah he does like tower.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Over, there Yeah so i'm like he's definitely. Very Tall, Jeff,
goldblum yes. SIX four i mean he had to save
the Country And independence day so obviously, and, dinosaurs yes.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
That.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
TOO yeah i wouldn't have thought he was six, Four
though so That's what. I'm saying but like he had
to when the aliens came.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
And Finally Snoop. Doggy dog oh he. Looks tall yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Six.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Four wow isn't, that CRAZY though because I would assume
snoop has Four Inches.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
On ben affleck but.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
They're, The, same right no the one that just has
Thrown Me. Is, ben, afflick like hos you're being, Sixty
Six wild but i'm Not Surprised because ben affleck is.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Not six four if he's ever. ON this show i promise,
The first thing, i'll be like are you? Really?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Six FOUR no.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
I'M i feel i feel like he gives off five
ten On energy and i'm not trying. To be meetings
there's nothing wrong. Being five ten but he does not
seem like he's over.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Six, FEET tall yeah i think like six feet sixty one,
something around there like former high. School. Basketball, PLAYERS like
yeah i had been laughing the last twenty. Minutes reading
These they asked reddit for creative comebacks to use when somebody's,
out of line like when somebody says something, where, it's
like okay.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
That was you you probably should.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Have said that i'm gonna go through some of these
and if, you have one you want to add nine
ninety three three. Eight two text so they had more than. Eleven, thousand,
responses okay wow these are, the top ONES starting with
I think and. I'm still favorite so imagine you're in a,
group of people somebody says something route to you, and
you go what a strange thing to?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Say Out loud yah.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Roe says that, WHEN someone says i don't listen, to the,
Radio so weird.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Such a, Weird, to say. Okay, thank you well it
instantly draws.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Attention to you just, said something weird trying to make everybody,
me feel awkward but now you're. The awkward one and
then it's like they have to defend themselves and to sit.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Back, and watch yeah what. An, odd, thing.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah okay this, One is uh. I'VE been using i
can explain, it TO you but i can't understand. IT
for you a lot, LATELY somebody said i.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
THINK that's clarious I love that i can explain, it
TO you but i can't understand.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
It for you that's like a subtle way of. Saying,
you're stupid hey. You're, an idiot.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah just dumb i'm going to.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
See that one the next one that got a bunch
Of likes on reddit was let's normalize keeping some.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Thoughts, to, ourselves, YES yes god I feel like. I'm in,
trouble yeah yeah oh hey it's okay to keep.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
That to, yourself yeah. NO that's great i.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
LOVE because again i think it puts on, that, person
like oh you're. Out of line yeah YOU know. WHAT
i mean i. Think that's huge what SOMEBODY said when,
i get interrupted like you? Say your, turn, Oh yeah no.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
I've heard something. PEOPLE say That i think I've.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
SEEN the TikTok i Think it's. The basement podcast they
do that where there's one guy gets interrupt he. Goes
your turn That's funny that.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
I'm seeing, people Do that, and i'm.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Like that's hilarious this is one that could definitely see
sauce dropping off you right in every room you. WALK
out of.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
I don't think i would say, that this one.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
BUT now that i, thought OF it now. I know, it,
i'm like yeah put that.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
IN the whole i, could say THAT like if i
were talking, smack ABOUT somebody but I don't think i
would ever say.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
That, to there yeah that's the face.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
If somebody, says something. Dumb you go that makes sense
when you don't think. About it too that could be used.
FOR office emails i think. That'd be fantastic that makes
if you don't actually think about how. Dumb, it is yeah. It,
MAKES sense yeah i mean they don't actually stop to
realize it's. A stupid idea it makes sense because they have.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
To, be like wait what like that is a that
is a very subtle way of being.

Speaker 8 (18:12):
Like.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
That's stupid yeah the next one is.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Someone interrupts you, THIS person, said, I go, oh i'm
sorry did the middle of my sentence interrupt the?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Beginning of, YOURS.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Oh well I feel like i, heard that though like. In,
HIGH school yeah. I, remember here yeah Like like when i'm,
STILL in school I feel like.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I heard, that oh yeah it's definitely very like middle school. Type,
of vibe yeah it's. A good one i, WASN'T insulting
you i.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Was describing, you oh WELL that, MEAN i, mean.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
I mean yeah we should use this ONE not although
i will say the cool thing about the show is most,
of the time if somebody comments on negative, and social media,
listeners defend us so we. All have to, but somebody
said when someone comments on someone else's social Media to
say i'm unfollowing you now because of, DOT dot dot,
i comment back this. Isn't an airport you don't have to.

(19:06):
Announce your, DEPARTURE oh Yeah. I love yeah oh this
is a good one until a couple. More, of these
again these are like. The good comebacks. SOMEBODY'S being rude
i bet your parents change the subject when you.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Get brought up, oh, my gosh wow.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
THAT hurts brutal i can't imagine saying some of these
because they just seem a.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Little, too brutal yeah seems a, Little too mean, But
like again i'm gonna try to.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Keep that.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
ONE that's.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
FUNNY i did i did recently. TELL my friend, i,
was like Hey Is the ted talk? Not a podcast
because she wasn't getting. To, the point, yes that's fair.
But she laughed. That's also funny you're doing your best.
And that's embarrassing that's more of a meme.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
That, so many yeah. THAT'S a meme i would never
say that. TO a person i like this.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
One, a lot okay just because you don't like the
answer doesn't mean it's.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Not, THE answer okay i feel like my parents said.
IT to me i say that to my twelve or. All,
the time yeah, That's, UH fair yeah i.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Think. That's fair uh, if somebody says that's so, brave
OF you.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Oh, i say that it just. Feels LIKE condescending.

Speaker 9 (20:14):
Yeah i couldn't i'll do two.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
More real quick if, YOU can say i love to,
agree with you but then we. Both be wrong that
sounds like one from earlier. A, little bit yeah. Millsch
go on and the last thing you can say is.
THAT'S a choice. I, Feel, that yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah. IT'S a choice i suppose that has a choice.

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Size we are IT'S fine and i like to. See,
new scenery yes and be a.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Part of it spe part. Of, THE conversation, yeah i
know just down.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
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Speaker 1 (21:17):
Truly is yeah all you gotta do Is Search intern johnny
morning show wherever it. GETS you podcasts i gotta get
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(22:01):
this study came out Over half of american skip lunch
to work more.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
ON busy days i know a lot of my friends.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
That. Do that yeah do they forget to eat it
or they just like they just keep working because they
want to. GET it done i.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Suppose if you have the option of taking a thirty
minute lunch or, leaving work early what would?

Speaker 3 (22:17):
You?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Rather?

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Do, yeah really yeah it's usually my friends that, work
from home though. They do it oh and they'll just
have jobs are So demanding, that, i'm like hey like take.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Care of yourself, Oh, For.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Sure yeah martin half skip lunch and heckic, work days skip.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
More.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Work done okay they also say they forget forget to
eat lunch and average of two days during.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
The, work week okay. THAT'S not, GREAT i mean i
guess there's lunch for us is.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Like our morning so breakfast like if there's days DURING
the show i, forget to eat it's because.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
It.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Gets crazy yeah forty three percent people use reminders to
tell them it's time, for midday meal like sitting.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
OFF an ALARM i guess i. Could see that i'm like,
In the, zone, i'm like oh.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
You should, eat oh yeah sixty eight, Percent for women
so sixty eight percent women actually.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
MAKE a reminder i. Can see That the people i'm talking.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
About our women they say sixty three Percent of working
americans full meal for, lunch most days thirty seven percent
met they tend, to snack instead just grazing on food
throughout the daystead of.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Having, MIDDAY meal sure i think there's probably. More of
it maybe, you're doing both you're.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Working, AND grazing, yeah i mean so we do for
breakfast is kind of like crazing because we don't really.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Have we'll have like a. Lot, Of time no i'd.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Rather sleep in twenty minutes than get UP earlier than
i do to sit down and eat breakfast.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
At, HOME before no i don't sit down to.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Eat at all they say men are ninety one percent
likely to stop working take a. Real, lunch, break sure
okay more than half of those who step away from the,
dask eat lunch multitask, on the downtime, checking, social media texting.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Making phone, calls, there's probably. Yeah not surprising on.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Average work day sixty two percent bring their. Lunch, from
home okay third buy a five percent lucky you have
to have their. Employer provide lunch. That'd be, cool that's
well we have food. Here a lot my Old, station
in minneapolis there was like it was, an office building
but they had like a cafe and lobby and. That
WAS dangerous oh. I bet yeah it was like they, made,
like everything sandwiches. Salads and everything and then like we
finally stopped to look at how much we were, spending

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A week and, i, was like OH that's why i.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
HAVE no, MONEY i mean i went on a date
with this guy last year who said his build like
his his job provided they had, like a cafe, and
HE'S like and i just don't like.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
The FOOD there so i just. Don't EAT lunch and, i,
was like okay was?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
It, free food.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yeah THAT'S crazy so, i, was like okay. Couldn't be
ME i'm, LIKE i, would i, would oh yeah using that.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
All the time the Radio station IN london when i
was there, with my dad they, have a cafe but,
it's like subsidized so basically pay for the cost. Of
the food so it's like a burger is. Like two,
dollars like nice you guys have. It, lucky here yeah you.
Have no idea they haven't had. A nice view i
saw that pick oh my. Guy, of downtown yeah you guys,
are in it and, they were like it's just kind
of like what It's. LIKE in america, i, was like

(24:49):
yeah My. Style, of america baby we get to look. At,
a hotel yeah like well there's no windows. In, the studio.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
YEAH so.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Close.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
I mean THING so yesterday i.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Was, doing some cleaning, which, for me yeah like some
people it's like therapeutic and.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
THEY enjoy it i just. Not, THAT person yeah i just.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Can't DO it but i finally it's like there's that
one drawer in the kitchen that just has everything. THE
junk shore i OPENED it up i DON'T know WHEN
i thought i was gonna eat corn on the cob
AS much, as I am but i have like the
corn on the cob like uh like prow thing.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
You stick, IT i'm like i ain't even. AS an
adult i don't. Know, Every parenting.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
YEAH and like i like some braces run, Corn for
ME so like i cut the corn now because like
getting corn stuck in your braces is one of the.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Worst, things possible yeah but it still, does the.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
SUMMERTIME you know I mean so, I HAD that but
i also had like these little like almost like spears to,
Clear out lobster like they're, like little metal.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Like did you go like? Crate and, barrel AND like.

Speaker 10 (25:51):
Well i think maybe, these, were gifts right like, YOU
think yourself. I, have none yeah because there's also there's
a bread knife that looks like a loaf of bread
and be pulled out, The KNIFE stem like i for
sure would.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
NOT buy that i. Buy like nothing all my stuff
is like mostly just inherited.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
From.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
MY grandfather yeah i think that was probably like, somebody
WAS like well i, don't Want this so john will
take it and then throw it.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
In THE box and i was moving it just, Follow like, literally,
i'm like please no? More, kitchen.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Stuff yeah sauce what is in? Your JUNK jar allegedly i?
Have a taser we're, not SAYING allegedly, amar, i thought
no but THIS is like i don't know if it's.
Legal or not well that's SO that's, why i.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Said why is in the? Junk store though.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Because it's next to my front DOOR in case i,
get you, know oh sure in case anyone tries to
cost me any, OTHER that right i think that'd be,
snack in yours probably some like organized unfortunately. UNFORTUNATE good
things i know where, MY pens are i know how.
MY tools are, i, write something, yeah, sure notes. OKAY
for sure i also have like a little hatchet, thing
that's yours, the nice soul the tool. With, the hammer

(26:56):
yes it's like five years yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
You about you the question IS what don't i have in.
MY drunk drawer i have a little.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Bit of everything there's a car seat like parts that
aren't being.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Used right now you.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
Need it again you, don't Need it but i'm gonna,
need IT eventually so i have It IN the and
i also say drunk drawer EVERY single time i try.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
To say it.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
IT'S drunk drawer i Have tons, of alan wrenches a
lot of, LIKE missllaneous tools. I have drawings i have
probably a.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
SNACK in there.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I don't know. There's, literally Everything yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
There's alan ranches JUST in case i throw them in, My,
junk drawer john, if it breaks you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Throw it away and they're.

Speaker 6 (27:38):
ALL different sizes i have a single time it's LIKE quarter.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
BECAUSE i have i got A piece of french or a,
few WEEKS ago and i literally went in that drunk, drawer.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Junk drawer you. Can't SAY it and I had an alan.
Wrench that works.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Look at that let. Me hear yours we went in
your catching. Wherever it is we opened up. The junk
drawer what's inside nine nine three three eight to text
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morning show there is no, shame in this, by, the
way either because everybody has that one drawer you. Stuff
everything into it's. Your junk drawer what? IS in yours

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a judgment free zone nine ninety three three eight to
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Your morning show Let's, Go In leesburg.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Megan good. Morning good morning so we go.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
To your place obviously everything's, put away, nicely very neat
but we opened up. The junk drawer, first of all
where is yours?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
In?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
The kitchen okay and how long have you been your?
Current place?

Speaker 3 (28:36):
For?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Seven years okay seven years of best live? To?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
BUILD up there a lot hoddest thing we find in
your junk, drawer is what, OH my.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
Gosh i guess spend find how?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Far you DIG but.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Definitely i have a BOTTLE opener that i got On Vacation. In,
key west SURE and it's i should probably just sert
away come to, think of it. But it is it's not,
Appropriate probably anybody.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Oh sure one of the beach shops where it's like
a body part or. Something, like that yeah how often
have you used the bottle openers since COMING?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
BACK from qs.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
I honestly am not ENTIRELY sure that. I, have, no yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Listen that's we. All been, there oh yeah can't put
you in. Hold one second i've had to start doing
that recently WITH like tringuts i got on, vacation, AND
like HEY i know i went to whatever. This place
is i've never, used this, THING that's fair.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
I stu didn't buy, myself Anything anymore, so i'm LIKE
what am i gonna?

Speaker 8 (29:42):
Do?

Speaker 2 (29:42):
With it yeah why weren't you a?

Speaker 11 (29:44):
Bottle?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Opener, GIRL yeah no i had the ones.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
You, bought me yeah we were talking about one a
WHILE ago that, i was like you did not? Buy
ME that and i literally found it like a. Few
days ago oh. What, a treat yeah it was in
my junk. TOUR going there i actually Keep, all shirts, Rachel,
good morning. Hey good morning so you've been in your
current place For how.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Long i've been here? For, three, years okay okay. So
relatively new how often do we do deep cleans? Once?
A year okay if we went in, your junk drawer
is it? In the kitchen? Where, is it yeah it's, in.
The kitchen okay and what? Will we find what odd
thing would? Be, IN there, SO i mean i don't,

(30:23):
know how odd. But, like straws.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah are we talking like you bought the straws or
you or a Take out into there's some straws like
McDonald Some from, the chinese place some from.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Your taco bell they're all from like different stat food and.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Restaurant and STUFF every time, I go, out, i'm LIKE
oh can i get a?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Couple of straws now.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Here's my question how often do you? Straws a home,
not very OFTEN.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
But like i just like to, Have, them around no
no sh.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
In, the GAME okay can i put you in? Hold,
one second YEAH of course i do, think for me
that's one of THOSE things where i, always say them
LIKE one day i have a bunch of company over
and they're, gonna watch straws and it's it's.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
YET to happen. I don't know, You never know you really.
Don't never knows.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
That's Fair, in chantilly, kendo good. Morning good morning you've
been in your current spot? For how?

Speaker 8 (31:23):
Long?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Five years okay and the junk drawer is located where
the junk.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Drawer is right next to, the showster oven like. Right, underneath, it.
Okay yeah okay and so we go, to your place
we open, up the drawer we, find what okay. Hear
me out you? Find BABY wipes but i don't.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Have.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
A baby hi i mean you can use?

Speaker 9 (31:47):
Something?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
To CLANK why.

Speaker 7 (31:50):
Because i have a little whiteboard on my uh REFRIGERATOR
door that i write down like. My grocery list hands
things run, out LIKE yeah and i had a teacher
tell me one time that those are the best things to.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Clean off whiteboards oh.

Speaker 7 (32:04):
That makes sense and, It keeps them it keeps them like,
nice and smooth and, it keeps, them you know from
getting that little where you can still see the letters
and stuff After your, mount, so.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, okay all right can't put you in a.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Hold.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
ONE second sure i used to have a whiteboard and
then somebody would house it for me and put notes
on there for.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Their, own holidays, okay and uh.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
That's the, same for example Her name WAS sauce and
i never erased them and they stuck.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
On there, permanently, oh no yeah you should. Have used
IT well NOW i know i. Do, for you yeah And.
Rest in, mariah good, morning good.

Speaker 8 (32:37):
Morning good.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Morning hi girl you've been your current place? For how long.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Oh for about maybe four. Months.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Now relatively yeah so we open up. Your junk drawer
what do?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
We find inside, oh my god this.

Speaker 12 (32:53):
Is, So embarrassing okay i'm going to have some some packet.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Catch, it, packet, YEAH restaurant yep.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
I like most of them.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Do have that.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
So that came.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
From.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
The restaurant here here's, the, Real, question though jackie is
it neatly put away or does it look like you
close your? Eyes?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Through, it yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Yeah IT'S juffy if i, GO in there i gotta like.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
MOVE things around i mean it's like SCREW because when
i try to put, SOME things together.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
I had A screw and. I don't know i didn't
want to, throw IT away so.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I keep it does the drawers stay closed if you
close it?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
All, the time. Okay that's.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Good THAT'S okay can i put you in?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Hold?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
ONE second yes i would love to hear yours over
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seven nine nine five four six eight. ONE good luck
i want to get to the weird things you believe
as a kid, in a. Second real quick every now
and then we'll talk about some of the re kind,
of go oh people, live like this. Live that way
new study came out Five percent of americans never do.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Their own laundry what do they have like a laundry
service somebody else?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
To, do.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
IT okay crazy i don't want that life to find
ME unless LIKE i unless i am like.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
HURT or something i also just don't want the responsibility doing.
Somebody else's laundry my clothes far less EXPENSIVE than if
i was doing like. EIGHT girls clothes i would want to,
destroy your jeans. YOUR bra whatever i THE delegates because.
I don't separate i throw it all in there is there, Been,
AN issue yeah i think. THAT'S a.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Lie i don't i'm, The SAME way like i WOULD
prefer that i do, my own LAUNDRY and like i
have done my ex's laundry when, we LIVE together but
i have stuff di to air DRY specific like i
would just rather do.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
My, own laundry.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah twenty three percent people say they love. DOING their
laundry i DON'T know. IF i love i just love
to leave it on the bed in a pile and.
Just clean goes somebody's gonna fold this, and, then realize
yeah oh it turns.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Out it's me that was.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
LITERALLY me yesterday i was doing laundry all day to
CATCH up and i just kept putting on MY bad because, i,
Was like oh i'm just, gonna, fold IT dada and
i FORGOT and then i went to. IT to sleep,
i was like, oh, My, god yeah shelby now here's where. It.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Gets fun okay they were talking about how often we.
Washed certain things eighty percent people wash their underwear after,
wearing it once which means twenty percent wear.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
More than one. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Men more likely than women to wear their underwear multiple
times for, Washing it surprising so.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
MY never mind i know this man that he WAS
out and i saw him. DO it once, I was,
like I'M sorry what i think? Your, EX woyfriend yeah i,
was gonna, Say, MY sayfriend yeah i didn't know until we.

Speaker 10 (36:00):
Were.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Living together yeah and overall five percent where they're underwear
four or more, times or washed.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
It's too early that's. So or more i'm so, serious.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Right now even if you're just staying at home, and
not moving there's no four days that, is oh yeah
there's like at that point that's got to have, holes
in it that's Gotta have FIFTY people wash t shirts. After,
one use sure ten percent wear of them four. Or more,
times it depends and that means different because. That can,

(36:32):
shrink AND yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Because i USE like like i have LIKE my big
t shirts that wear, all the TIME and if i
just wear down to the pool and then wearing a
back up, After the pool i'm not. Gonna wash it
sixteen percent wash their jeans. After one wear that has
NOT me unless i. SPELL out them i used to
do that. All THE time now i try to do
two times because my dad used to drag me, in,
this case like oh those blue jeans?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Can wash, them you know you don't wash them.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
After every they always have like every now that the
Guy that runs levi's it's like you're supposed to wash
them in the freezer.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
You put the talking. About, my, Guy yeah okay.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I'll put them in the figures in then wait three
or five business days though out how, You're, talking, about
yeah jeans.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
LET them go i think that's.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Kind, of FAIR yeah because i like also, want them
to like the life in them. To last Longer that's
why i've been trying, to DO it because i really
did used to watch them.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Every, so much also it's. The worst thing you put them.
Out the, dryer, IT'S like oh i can't. WEAR these
today i have to stretch them outround house. FIRST too
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(37:37):
a chance to a. SPOTLIGHT it today i want to
know what did you believe, as a kid and also
too how long did you? Believe it for yeah nine
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i still hold a grudge against my mother for this
one because, AS a child i not a. Fan, of
centipedes yeah, in the fact as an adult. Not a
fan every now And, Then on TikTok i'll come across

(37:59):
somebody who as like centipedes and those giant, millipedes as
pets and it's, just like like and, by the way these.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Can, kill you yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
But my mom promised me she killed, the LAST centipede
and i believe that for.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
FAR too long I believe the pagan air two.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Can WE not until i saw him as AN adult and,
i was, Like, She lied yeah dark.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
That made you feel better when? You were really is
she that.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
That's a, good mom moment but also LIKE every time i,
See it now, I'm, reminded of.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yes, THAT was Me i saus what did you believe.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
As a kid for a, REALLY long TIME i thought
i had a sugar allergy BECAUSE my mom i, was
TOO hyper so I wasn't like i had. Like no
sugar so IT wasn't until i was in sixth Grade when,
my english teacher she who would just like always like
put people, in their place she said that you're not
allowed to have more than one best friend because it
would make, them the best which, she, asked statistically. Sure
but whatever but, She, was like shelby you do not

(38:52):
have a sugar allergy because, if you did it would
be on the forms, that we get so. BLAH blah blah,
i was like, that's not true AND so then i.
Asked my, mom, she's, like oh no you're, just SO
hyper like i had to tell everybody that you had a. Sugar,
allergy myself yeah the least you. Let it GO i'm
sure i never had a MOUNTAIN dew until i was.
IN middle, school i mean, BUT like probably i don't really,

(39:13):
LIKE it anyway i don't Really have but, I'M like yeah.
I get it so in this case it was. The
CORRECT thing probably i. WAS really HYPER i don't i, don't,
BLAME her.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Okay i rose about?

Speaker 6 (39:21):
You you believe, As a kid being the, YOUNGEST of
seven i was told a lot of things, as a
kid one of which was when, you swallow them it
gets stuck to.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Your, belly button yeah, for seven years so don't. Swallow
the gum so there.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
Was that one THERE also was I believed that swiss
cheese had holes in it Because mice eight, oh MY.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
God and i did not touch switch cheese for a very.
Long tis logical that makes for every sense. In the
world they probably just didn't want, to share it, to
be honest that's. Only What happened so i'm.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Not, this cheese Well Because, OF jurassic park I thought if,
i didn't move bullies. COULDN'T see me i lost a.
Lot of fights what, it's a Joke that's, not, i'm
kidding okay because the t rex can't see you. If,
YOU'LL move oh. I, don't know yeah don't would love.
To hear yours what? Did you believe? As a kid

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wymous radio the Check in an internshohn in. Your morning
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morning show our chance to hear from you here, about
your life here about. YOUR stories today i, want to
know what's the weird thing you? Believe growing up or now,

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There's an, ADULT it's like i can't believe THAT was what.
I was thinking nine ninety three three eight to text
DM's Open. At wymous Radio It's, going frederick, nicole good.
Morning good morning, so growing up what's the weird? THING
you believed.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
I thought that i needed to finish all of my
dinner to keep.

Speaker 8 (40:51):
The, Vampires AWAY.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Okay now i got questions Why did we why did
we think this? Was A thing.

Speaker 9 (41:00):
Because I have.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
This italian grandpa he, was the best but like he,
just you know it's a, lot of GARLIC and like
i had to finish all the food with.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
All the garlic and he.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Was PRETTY superstitious and i don't know if it was a.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
Trick or he, really believed, it but yeah that's.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
What it Was well And, tivy fair nicole so far
have we? Encountered, any vampires.

Speaker 12 (41:22):
No, We have not so he's, gone, TO something right
i guess so.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
There we go. Grandpa, is right okay thank you so.
MUCH for listening i have. A great day sure that
kind of sounds like something your. Dad, would do yeah
make you.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
As a child it does sound like something he strike
me as a picky eater, AS a kid i was a.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Very, picky, eater, yeah, okay well yeah how much did they?
Didn't do that they didn't like lie to me, about
that stuff but they LIE told me i had a,
sugar ALLERGY though so i wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Have any sugar that's unpacked that. A, different time yeah
let Me Go, in frederick, Bianca good. Morning good morning
so growing up As, a young bianca you? BELIEVED what.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
So i really?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Love bubble GUM nice and i used to swallow it
a lot.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
AS a kid i guess that was kind. Of a
thing and my mom used to tell ME that if,
i swallowed it would stick in. My, stomach forever oh.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
The, Classic tale okay now when your mom, told you that?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Did it work was it enough for you to not?

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Swallow? Gum anymore.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
NO definitely not i.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Like, Too much okay and so the, first time afterwards
were you a? Little bit worried like what if this
actually happens or is it More so like i'm just gonna,
go for it, a little amazing go for and.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
SEE what happens.

Speaker 8 (42:37):
I was worried about it, because you know you want
to believe what. Your, parents SAY sure but, i, just
SAID okay well i like my, gum too much living.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
On, the EDGE okay can i put you and?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Hold one, SECOND of course.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I think everybody heard the bubble gum stays. In your,
stomach one also wasn't the same?

Speaker 3 (42:56):
With, watermelon seeds yeah my dad told me that he
was fat because he swallowed a larm on seed and
they had a watermelon primarly.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
In, the stomach well there's been problems like where people
like uh inhale the sea an accident and like this
guy he can inhale like a tree seed and sprout.
In his, lungs, OH god yeah. I, don't know yeah, let. Me,
go manassas, Jessica good. Morning good. Morning it's hilarious when you, Were,
a kid jessica You. BELIEVED what.

Speaker 8 (43:24):
So I had asked sanna for a LITTLE brother when, I,
was seven Sure AND by september i got.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
A little brother.

Speaker 8 (43:33):
Look at that so, in, my mind yeah so In my, mind, i'm,
Like okay well sanna brought me. A little, Brother you
know sanna can bring. Back little BROTHER so when i,
WAS around ten I actually asked sanna to. Take, him
away yeah and then, it didn't HAPPEN and then i
had to be explained why?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Did, IT happen yeah i mean in lot, it makes
sense right because Clearly. You asked santa santa must have
made your brother in the workshop and then you didn't
like the product after a couple of, years, and like
hey it's time to take, him.

Speaker 8 (44:05):
Back exactly like there has to be. A.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Return, policy yeah now When you asked santa to take,
your brother back so he must HAVE been like i
guess four and. You were ten was brother also sitting, right,
there like hey why do you want to get? Rid of,
me oh.

Speaker 8 (44:21):
No because my mom used to let us go up
separately and actually know. What we wanted so like, he
DIDN'T know but i did end up telling, my mom eventually,
when you know he, was STILL there and, i was,
LIKE you know i didn't take this.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Long last.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Time, that's, amazing okay okay butt you a, hold, ONE
second sure i saw. Us real quick you and your
younger brother seven years. Difference eight years did you? ASK for?

Speaker 2 (44:43):
HIM i DID i. Think, i did okay when, he
finally came did you ever want to send him back
to where?

Speaker 8 (44:49):
He?

Speaker 2 (44:49):
CAME from YEAH i mean.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I think that also it went through my mom if
she had him like so much stuff happened like at
the hospital that she said.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Ever so LONG but, then i LIKE kind of i.
WAS really young, I was eight so.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Hmmm that happened happened to my mom, BECAUSE my brother,
i was like, take, It back.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Okay but it wasn't. Like an attention it was like.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
IT wasn't like i didn't. Like my, brother, yeah, yeah, yeah,
no no.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
No my MOM claims that i that MY brother and
i like a year and. A Half part when temmy
got back, from the hospital he would cry.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
For, no reason okay my parents can.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Figure out why they claimed they caught me snack him
on the head with a comb.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
And running, away oh wow that doesn't. Sound like you can.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
You imagine my?

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Snack me yeah can?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
You imagine?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
That?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Messed up yeah let Me, Go, in annapolis, Caitlyn good.
Morning good morning.

Speaker 7 (45:33):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (45:34):
I'm doing great so what did you believe as A kid.

Speaker 12 (45:38):
When i, WAS a kid i thought it's gonna sound so.
Like A mom BUT i thought i had, All the
ANSWERS and when i, BECAME an ADULT i realized i.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Know.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Literally, nothing yeah yeah it is funny, you, THINK like
oh i hear a certain age and that age is
the kid's like, My turn fifteen i'll know how life Works,
and goes nope. Not, even, close yeah? Yeah what's that what's, The.
Biggest problem caitlin, as an adult you don't understand that you.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Thought you, would oh, gosh for.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Me it's insurance oh. THAT'S good too i. WASN'T say
insurance i have no. Idea that, works, but, relationships, yes yes, Yeah,
That's fair caitlyn thank. You for listening.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Tax.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
You too bye, oh my gosh there's so many sibling.
Ones coming in let's go In, rest in. Lisa, good
morning hey this. Is hilarious girl you believed what?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
AS a kid. I, believed, that well okay.

Speaker 9 (46:36):
FIRST was preface i have. A, little SISTER yeah and
i went through a PHASE where either i wanted her
around all THE time or i just wanted to put
her in a box and. Ship, her off, sure of
course there was A time where i literally THOUGHT that
If i asked santa for anything, involving my sister, good
Or bad that santa would take her away and she

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would end up Working At the north pole one of.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Them's little helper so you Would, just, Be, OKAY listen
santa i know somebody who is a great worker and
could really just Help Production. In north pole happens in.
My little sister i'm willing to give you. My, LITTLE sister.

Speaker 9 (47:14):
Mostly, I was like, I'VE got insight.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
I have ideas i would like free to.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Pass these ons is?

Speaker 9 (47:19):
The, man, himself yeah absolutely and make sure that these.
Toys get MADE and then i, was also like she's, the, perfect.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Height, sure, perfect size absolutely and she sounds just like. A, little.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Helper OKAY fantastic can i put you in hold?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
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Speaker 2 (48:01):
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Speaker 1 (48:04):
COMES from korea a cryptos scam fugitive was caught after
tossing a. Cigarette butt downtown.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Oh they DID like. A dna thing so well.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Here's, the thing so so it begin as a routine
stop because the police saw him throw.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
The, cigarette butt, yeah, it's like hey.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Can't, Do that whatever so they went to go like
arrest the guy gave him like, this a fine but
because he, started acting shady.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Like please.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Don't please don't when police try to, stop the guy
he got a, taxi, as saying quote just let Me
go this once the officers were, suspicious demand identification the
suspect refused a percent id instead, attempted to flee saying please,
Let me go.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
I'll pay, you that's wild more like to whatever is, going,
On now.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Listen i've never been.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
A hardened criminal i, would imagine though acting suspicious around
police for something minor might set. Off A warning perhaps,
i would, say, so YEAH yeah so i guess he
pretended to be on his phone and take a call
and walk away as if, they'd, be like Oh, we
can't hey he's got.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
A phone call. We can't stop why you just. Like
answer yeah so.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
After persistent questioning police confirmed he was a one fugitive
with rest warrants issued, on ten charges including. Assault and
fraud he's accused of orchestraing a large scale cryptocurrency scam
between twenty, eighteen and nineteen defrauding some thirteen hundred victims
out of over seventeen billion one so a couple. Hundred
thousand dollars he's been on the run for about five

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years until the.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Arrest this.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Week oh wow had, he not littered yeah and throwing
a cigarette but, on, the ground man he would. Have been.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
FINE that's wild i thought they. Were, following him.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
NO he's actually. I gonna do i'm gonna conversion on
quite on one two dollars because that's seventeen billion sounds.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Like.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
A lot, yeah hold, on, hold on guys saw. SALT
stop right i mean that's why smoking is. Bad for
you that, Is.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
So true shelby did you say? Wan Or? Yeah South
korean south korean.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Uses, Woll okay yeah so it looks like it might
be thought if, the conversions right let's be closer. To
twelve million so, that's no. Doubt no doubt but that's
why it's just funny that. Yeah got way it wasn't. For,
the kids yeah if you weren't just tossed and your
cigarette butt. On the, ground my guy wherever you're, going
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weird things you believe.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
As, a kid yeah, which you know you can't. Really
blame us that's one of.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
My parents thing that's like our parents made us come. To, that,
CONCLUSION yeah listen i mean nothing. Is, MY responsibility, yeah
I know it's i am what you made me a great.
Drop your parents don't YOU drop like i didn't choose? To,
BE here yeah i. Always, say that yeah. It's cirly,
things i'm like like they'll. Complain about, Something, i'm LIKE
okay well i didn't ask, to Be here, AND i'm

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no i, know that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
BUT they kidding i.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Love my parents if, you missed that make sure you.
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show wherever you. Get Your podcasts got War of the
roses coming in minutes, Real. Quick too sauce would you
consider yourself? A? GOOD tipper yes. I, think so okay what's?
YOUR your average i.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Usually do like? Twenty.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Five percent okay can you be easily guilted in a
tipping more.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
If they're like really really like they're like so sweet
AND just like i have tipped a LOT recently because
i just really loved her energy and she was SO
sweet and i just IT'S not like i. TALKED her
that I don't think i talked. Her that much but
where do you draw?

Speaker 4 (51:44):
The?

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Line tipping like what will you? Not tip for like
why not take let's say take out food that? You
pick up will you? Tip?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
For, That, no okay rose you tip, for that NO
even though i.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Used to be EVEN though, WHEN i worked i did
the takeout before and you were supposed to get. Tipped
For it, but i'm sorry WHICH just like i just don't, Tip, FOR.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
That okay i actually do unless it's like there there
are certain LIKE places that i.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Don't do, it but yeah for, THE most.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Part i do if it's if it is a normal,
Sit down Restaurant that's where i'll. Do the tipping but
if it's just like you walk in and they make
your food right, There like that i'm.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Not Gonna yea, So i'm like i'm not gonna tip at. Cava,
you KNOW.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Yeah yeah i want to that or like? The self CHECKOUTS?
Where am i what? Do we?

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Am coffee, PLACES i'm SORRY i just. I don't depend
so they put out a list of the. Best tipping states,
First Of all west virginia is.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
The best.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
One that's cool the Average Tip in west virginia is
twenty one percent higher than what they. Call wealthier, states oh.
Really it's crazy so these states are. The worst tippers, florida's,
At ten okay. Minnesota's at. Nine that hurts here's, My
home state. Virginia's.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
At, eight, okkay yeah. Yeah not great. Maryland's at seven
it's SO weird because i FEEL.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
LIKE the dmb i know that's Not All, of virginia
maryland but it's such there's so much money Around there,
that i'm like why are?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
You NOT tipping but i also tell you this area
has found ways to get. Tips for everything But.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
That's What that's what i'm, Trying To say like i'm
not like a stingy. Tipper at all it's just like
For some stuff i'm. Not GONNA tip like i was.
Asked to tip? What was it it was something recently that,
was like no but it. Wasn't, food related.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Well there are certain sports arenas in the area that
have like this is a, computer check out they're still,
a person there. And then, tipping i'm like this is
the Most confusing system.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
I've, ever seen like if there's, A bathroom attendant i
always FEEL bad so i, do TIP them but I
know so i. Always hit them but if it's Like
something that i'm just grabbing and, It's like tip, I'm,
LIKE what.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yeah i agree the top arrist States, For Tipping, California, Washington,
State Connecticut, massachusetts New Jersey.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
And new york that is wild because it's all all
those states are like the most like a lot of
those are the wealthiest in the country and.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
They're, not, Tipping well.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Well i've told. The strip before we have a celebrity
friend who he will not pay for the. Check for dinner,
When he's out he'll give somebody else, the, credit card
yeah and then give them money or ven them because
he has wont to be known as.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
A bad, tipper IF certain WHICH i think.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I also understand it is STRESSFUL because once i left
cash for a tip and then somebody accused me of
NOT tipping. Because i wrote SO now whenever, I leave
cash i write on the actual bill.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Cash on table War of The.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Rosies on internshohn in, Your morning show. Melaner recap This
you and steve have been together. About three, months the seed,
if he will was kind of planning and something. MIGHT
be up a couple, of weeks ago you went out for.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
A girl's night you happen to bump into.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
His ex, girlfriend, she said hey be careful of when
he shares location because in the past he had pretended
to share location from his phone but really shared from his.
iPad or computer that way could look like he was
home when, he, was, elsewhere, Right crazy right and this
weekend he has a bachelor party for A.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Buddy in miami he's.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
The best man you went through the group chat found
that there is a he TYPED up an nda on
the notes app that says we won't, talk about this
and but within the group chat they're basically, confirming no,
rings no girlfriends looking the other way exactly right Before,
WE call steve i do want to call Our Good
friend Omi tsai from AZARI law because i CAN'T imagine

(55:16):
an nda written in the notes app.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Is legally binding so Let me call.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Omi real quick i'm sure he's busy, with you, know
important things but it's important we. Know, this stuff oh
real quick from a good friends, As sorry, law oh.
ME good morning i know you never thought you'd be
on a war, of the roses. But real quick so
we're we're we're doing more Than roses with. Melt her
boyfriend WE'RE up an nda on the notes app on

(55:41):
his phone that says we won't talk, about this, weekend
no consequence just, that one sentence and his buddies all
liked it in.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
The group text is? THAT legally binding.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
I.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Don't, think, so okay, Enough, fair enough okay that's.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
ALL we, did i, mean thank you have. A, great,
day yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Man thank, You, See.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Dude okay i'm, sure he's like why are? You calling? Me,
four warlows okay officially from The mouths. Of asari law as,
it TURNS out an nda cannot be written in the notes.
Sexual your phone so, let's. Do this mel i'll call
and stay from. The flower shop i'm gonna call from
the entertainment group booking The entertainment and i'm GONNA see
if i can get him to kind of pig out

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with what he plans on.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Doing this weekend? Is, That okay okay.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
It kind of seems like at this Point it, maybe
i'm wrong but we were pretty certain he's up.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
To no, good. Fair yeah, unfortunately, all right okay so
let's try to get. THIS working here.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
I calling. For steve, please hey MAN this Is Onyx.
With sapphire entertainment?

Speaker 3 (56:58):
How?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Are you? Okay? What's up man how?

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Are?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
You doing?

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Well thank you we are THIS check and i know
you have a big.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Weekend coming up it looks like. A, bachelor, party, yes,
Okay yeah yes i'm just calling and confirmed a couple
of things so i't to make sure you guys have
the best time possible up. In our city, first of all?
How many bachelors how many of? You are horny, Oh.

Speaker 11 (57:22):
That's funny probably, all of them but.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
For, six of us, six, Of you okay AND just
so I can confirm i don't have. The reservation here
how many girls are? You looking for, maybe like, ten
ten girls so one point five, for each guy roughly
something like.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
That, PASSING around.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Yeah i mean we could do we could.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Do a dozen if There's like. A baker's dozen is
there anything like any?

Speaker 11 (57:43):
Specials, with that.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Oh like by twelve? Get, one free yeah, let me
uh let me. Check on that and know what the? Holidays,
Coming Up yeah, labor day weekend although we don't, wanny of? That, do, we.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
No no no.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
And so as far as what you're looking for the,
girls To do and i'll be honest, with you again,
we don't, judge but yes looking for just like. A
hangout session, we do massages.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
We do what they want to go to.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
The, pool party like what exactly are you looking For
from The.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Girls of sapphire.

Speaker 11 (58:14):
We're, looking, for, everything whatever whatever the top, of the, line.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Top show, everything, talent, Show.

Speaker 11 (58:21):
Yeah sure, okay we're game.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Make you laugh we we'd like signed like a. Like
an agreement nobody's going to talk about.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
This, weekend time.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Okay so we're looking to get a little bit.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Little, bit.

Speaker 11 (58:34):
Naughty, yeah definitely okay this is our let loose.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Kind of, thing, hey MAN brother and i need to
ask just so we know because some of the girls do.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Have morals, Here anybody, relationships.

Speaker 11 (58:50):
Uh well just our friend. THAT'S getting married i can't speak.
For me else, it's you know it's not about me
or absolutely.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
That's it's not about. The other guys. It's about him
and that's very. SELFLESS of you. I, APPRECIATE that now
i do want to. LET you know i know you
mentioned YOU have a nda. With your buddies we also
have similar agreements with our, records as well so we
trust that we know photos taking out the, GIRLS and
okay i need to let you know that we have
a very unique, code of conduct, if you will insurance

(59:21):
policy and so you understand obviously if we don't have
these girls over with you guys and, Doing you know
god knows what we need to assure nothing ever leaks
at these because a lot of these girls are going
to medical school and to be. Doctors and scientists so
we got to make sure that that can be. Taken
Care of well i'm, not, laughing, here, No no absolutely
so if, you don't mind since you are the primary payer,

(59:43):
and responsible one what we do some call, A black
man we. Call it collateral i'm gonna say SOME phrases
that i need you to repeat.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Back to me and, the beauty is if the, weekend
goes well if.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
He, exactly blackmail, collateral you know if the, weekend goes
well these are the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
And nothing happens but, like you're RIGHT well, DO i
know i just coughed a little, on my. Coffee, THAT'S all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Oh i got. You the coffee. Coffee all right so
the first, phrase and say is My name Is steve
and i'm a dirty little man fruit.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
What and this?

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Is this is this?

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Is your collateral, SO that yeah, I mean listen i
know like, you're you're responsible. Probably a businessman so it's
just like we want to make sure. Protect the girls
and again it's just so that you would never. WANT
to know i, Mean to say i'm a dirty. Little,
man fruit yeah My name Is deep and i'm a.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Dirty.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Man fruit yeah close enough, and, then say uh My,
name is Steve and sometimes i'm a. Little bit, naughty.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (01:00:49):
Okay that's ridiculous My, name is Steve and sometimes i'm
a little.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Bit BODY beautiful and i promise, after this weekend those
will never be heard. Again by anybody AND just, so
i know are you? In A relationship.

Speaker 11 (01:01:03):
Like, i said before it's, not about me it's about
My boy, like i'm good it's not?

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
About how?

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
About how about My, name is steve.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
But.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
It's good steve wait do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
That is Why why is mel? On the Phone why
is mel?

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
On, the phone Well we're doing War.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Of the roses my Name.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
IS intern john i got sauce rose. Here as well that, Is.
Your girlfriend mel.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
You seem pretty nonchalant about cheating your girlfriend this weekend And.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
The whole, bachelor, You know.

Speaker 11 (01:01:37):
Listen i'm setting up a party. FOR my friend i
don't know what you're trying to catch me in or.
TRYING to do i didn't say anything except the stupid
things you. Made me, Say you know i'm.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
A dirty little fruit pig or big new. Stuff with
jelly but why would you, not let like why would
you not let them know you. Have a girlfriend that's
that's a little bit odd that you.

Speaker 11 (01:02:00):
Who you are IT'S not that i don't know, who he,
was you are it's nobody here comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Telling him perfectly.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
You're you're telling a stranger that you have you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Have a girlfriend you're just, Comfortably saying that like why
would you say you don't have?

Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
A girl?

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Friend dirty fruit, like come on you're also having your
friends signed. N d as nothing gets out from.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
This weekend text, it's a, Joke Like, okay so stephen
do you think that the bride to be at this
potential wedding would be cool with knowing that her husband's
groom or your best man has THEM signed n d
a's and says nobody has? Girlfriends this weekend and the
group chat saying nobody's. Wearing the rings do you think

(01:02:42):
the lawyer? Didn't, WRITE it like, i don't know actually,
Listen to that but you think the bride be? Cool
with you guys, say no rings no. Girlfriends this weekend
it's a it's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
A bachelor party that, Was the, Question my guy.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
I'm perfectly happy about going.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
TO about it, I, DON'T know yes I talked to
i was. Speaking over, HER i'm sorry i didn't hear.
What she said what?

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
DID you, Say i said i'm perfectly Happy with telling jessica,
about it, MYSELF because no i don't think she would
appreciate that you took the time to write up IN
AN n d a, fake or not you took the
time to write all that up to make sure you
and all your little buddies could do whatever you wanted
this weekend. Without getting caught you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
In your and you hit notes and your voice typing
it in the intent you are a. Certified dumb ass
or of the roses is cretaped and. Possibly edited broadcasts
it's permission granted. From all participants, want more ROSES go
to yms radio dot com and don't forget.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
If your travel, on this weekend don't catch a.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Fellony on, VACATION you know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
I can guarantee you're going to, see BAD drivers and
i see people that don't realize they're in public and should,
nact the idiots and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
People are not going. To respect you sometimes it doesn't
have to like ruin your. LIFE over it i.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Think It's a great vacations are a good time to
be like grateful for the fact that you aren't.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
The, dumb person yeah and it's like grateful to be
present and you don't have to be mean just because
you kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Like even so like you see, a dumb PERSON you
get I thank god i have friends in my life, who,
would say hey you're, Being a dummy hey.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
You're, being an idiot and like would also be these, people,
for YES yes so i have.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
A great vacation wherever you go and bring us with
With the podcast just search internshown in, your morning show
wherever it. GETS your podcasts i want to get. To
this next do you ever? Send food, back hang on,
by the way even if you're, staying in town Have
a fantastic, labor day weekend chance to relax and do.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Do, no labor yeah just chill with if you go.
Into labor gratulations look. At you nailed you nailed, the school,
project not. Gosh labor day. That's, for you wow, look
at you briggy Labor. On labor day.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Whatever you're, doing this weekend you can get the podcast
Just Search Intern, johnny morning show wherever it. GETS your
podcasts i want to get to this. In a second
how many days a month? Were actually healthy, real, quick
too sauce are you the type of person that will
send food back. If, it's wrong uh it depends. On
how wrong if it's, not dietarry related like it's not
like you won't get. An, allergic reaction yeah but it depends.

(01:05:14):
On how wrong like if it's like a, bunch OF
tomatoes and i will. Send it back but if it's
something that can just take off it doesn't change the,
taste Of it then i'm probably Not, Going, To okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Rose i'm pretty. Much the same the ONLY other thing.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
I would, add IS like if i ordered a steak
in that, WAS cooked wrong i would.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Send, That back yeah i'm kind of the same, as
you guys unless it greatly. Changes the outcome that's why
it's nice, to go out usually, with a female because
she'll do. It for me, but excuse me can you
tell them that? My, meals, Wrong yes. Sir yes so,
a new poll forty percent people say they've never sent
food back. At, a restaurant okay forty, nine percent have
but rarely seven percent say they sent food. Back, Many

(01:05:51):
times okay i'd be afraid of. Being, THAT person yeah
i wouldn't want to. Be a pain let, me ask
you because you both worked in. The hospitality sauce if
somebody said something, was made right would you be anoyed
at them or at the people?

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Preparing the food the people preparing THE food if i
had put, everything in PROPERLY like if i had, messed
SOMETHING up then i would be, mad at myself.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Gotcha rose similar it depends on how the.

Speaker 6 (01:06:12):
Customer told me if they're like, nice about it like,
oh so sorry like not that they, have, to, apologize
like hey.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
This is wrong but if they are, rude About it
then i'm going to be more annoyed AT them than
i am at the.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Cook they say as far as getting like a. Little
bit deep so if you technically got, what you ordered
but it tastes bad twenty eight percent when, sent it
back that is. A, tough one yeah it's just like,
it looks fine it. Just, tastes odd yeah, and then
like how do you articulate? That cast odd it's. Different,
for everybody yeah and like that's one of those things
to you only can get in the first. Couple, of

(01:06:44):
bites yeah you're.

Speaker 6 (01:06:44):
Half, way through hey this would annoy the crap out
of them that happened more than you would think that
people would be like ninety like seventy percent done, with
their meal and they'll be like THIS isn't, what I wanted,
and i'm like you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Literally ate like more? Half of it why are you
waiting to?

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
TELL me now i went To like this mongolian barbecue
place once and that's like you take the frozen food
and they put on like the, walk for YOU and
like i, may. Wait too spice each of my, eyes
are watering just, like it's okay just go. DO it again,
i was like thank, you SO much otherwise i would
have suffered now and later. And, forever forever, yeah for. Sure,
no doubt yeah let me thoughts over text nine ninety.
Three three eight this is, JUST depressing too a. Real quick,

(01:07:22):
sauce on average how many days a month do you,
feel fully healthy like, good to go.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Nothing's, Bothering you sorry i'm.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
TRYING to math, i will say we'll, go twenty, four,
twenty four. OKAY twenty two i have a thirty. One
day month we're saying that that's like the majority, of
the month because it's usually usually, Just, LIKE uh sundays
i won't do a LOT and then i feel not
Healthy AND then mondays i just ever REALLY just spense

(01:07:53):
i wrote.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
SOME about you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
I want to say probably Like. ONE maybe okay. I
don't know that's Hard because, then, i'm, like okay well
like my.

Speaker 6 (01:08:05):
Back hurts sometimes does that count as like not feeling
healthy because that it's way less and it's like a
day maybe ten.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
For me if it's, hockey season less. Like probably fifteen
but is it because? It's? LIKE winters yeah i think.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Also is running myself in the ground kind? Of like,
THAT ye too, i, WOULD say golly, i don't know maybe.
Like twenty ish but, ALSO to, you i, think like
dudes you just kind of learn to. Live with it
you can. Play. By it certainly it's like when you,
go to doctor it's like how long has? Your ELBOW
heard like i don't even know HOW long have i had?
This ELBOW before like i just. Don't, even remember yeah
they Say the average american only feels healthy nineteen. Days,

(01:08:43):
A month. Okay so yeah people are asked what the
health issues they bowed. The most frequently main. Problems, are
fatigue yeah people say that's about thirteen. Days. A, month
thirteen yeah that, seems seems low do YOU know? WHAT i,
mean i mean obviously up. A little Early i think
i'm tired about thirty thirty early day our, schedules so different.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Mood changes ten days per, month before women that's gonna. Be,
A lot well i.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Get my myriad, You guys know i'm, a little cranky little.
Cranky little bear ye digestive issues nine point eight. Days per?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Month That count that that seems like it's just always. Happening, Every,
day yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Wisconsin it's more weird. When it's, not it's like Is this?
Why i'm dying my stomach? Doesn't?

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Hurt, something yeah literally last one's headaches seven point five. Days,
a month yeah you. Get headaches, ahead oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
It's not fun. It's, not fun sorry, getting migraines recently.
That's not crazy now this, one it's advertised YOU know.
What i mean and anything, you miss today make sure you.
Get the podcast Just search intern john your morning show
wherever you. Gets your podcasts If you miss War. Of
the roses we also talked about the weird thing you believe.
As a kid, it's all there plus, the bonus stuff
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(01:09:52):
search intern john, your morning show wherever you. Gets your
podcast wake up you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
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