That Time We Helped Your Dating Life

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And your morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Happy Monday, friend, Welcome to the show. Internson is my name, Sauce, Hello,
Hello rose Hi got to Eric heir hoodie severa as well.
A huge day today. National Noodle Day. Oh cool noodles?
What I guess, penn Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I like the noodle and macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I was going to say SpongeBob mac and cheese noodle
for me. Cheese, It's so good. Also National Orange Wine.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Day, oh okay specific and.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
National Coaches Day. So there we go, very very exciting.
Nine nine three three eighths number of text dmz open
at wymous Radio. Wore the roses about an hour away
real quick. We are officially in Fall. Fall all off, Sauce,
thank you so much. Your favorite thing about fall is
what Sauce give me one thing smells?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Smells okay, like the pumpkin everything okay, okay. The like
I like the patoli is that it's called Petrolia pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Sure, I like the pumpkins. Bice flavors, sir. They asked
folks with the best things about Fall. Our top fifteen
Halloween candy made the list. Oh yeah, hey, pumpkin pie.
I'm not I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's good, good pie.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Finding the perfect pumpkin. I think that is like a joy.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
That's fine. Sure, I haven't done that in a while.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Everything seems more mysterious in the fall.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I know it's a little more spooky. What do you mean, Yes, no,
I agree, it is. It is spooky.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Is I agree?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Thanksgiving me the list? Okay, sure, okay. Beautiful nature trails, Yeah,
it's so free out the foliage, as the kids say,
I think it's foliage too. Cozy sweaters made the list.
And things love about fall Okay, Halloween absolutely absolutely makes sense.
Hot chocolate made the list.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Of things I think of that with Christmas. I think
that maybe excited then yeah, hot sire Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Cozy fires okay, go fire outside?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
The weather your weather, nerd sauce.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I like the weather. I just miss like summer. Like
for some reason this year I've been like dreading getting colder.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, but it was so hot in the summer that
comfany closed me. The list always uncomfort clothes Number two
is crisp air Okay, especially in the morning sometimes that
can be nice.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I don't go outside in the morning.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Autumn leaves is number one on the list.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Unless you're a runner, you probably hate them.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
There is that caramel apples are twenty three pumpkin spice
lattes or twenty five controversy, Wow, controversy. I thought this
was kind of funny. Well set up funny because one
of Sauce's favorite phrases is if you hate me, just
tell me, and usually it involves like the smallest inconvenience,
and that's what makes it funny.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
The worst part is when I moved to Georgia and
got a new boss. I said it like so serious
as a joke, and he really believed me. So it
makes everybody feel uncomfortable. But I'm always joking.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It'll just be like if somebody didn't realize you're behind
them and they didn't hold door for you. But you
hate me, just tell me.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, it's very funny, so you hate me.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
So this email came in last night from saus about
the cues reveal somebody's pretending to like you, and saw
Us goes, now I'll know if you hate me. I
was like, Aha, did you go through these? Do they
make sense?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I read through most of them?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
My phone actually because I was outside, it shut off work,
so then it come back.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Sure, sure, starting with the person rarely asks follow up questions.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yes, I feel like if you're just only talking with
the person, I will just like remove myself from being
around you.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, at this point, mecas that point, you could talk
to the wall or to your cat or dog and
have the same type of reaction.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, and I mean, obviously it's situational, but if it's
someone that whenever you see just doesn't seem like they
act like really friendly towards you, but you can tell
that they don't want to talk to you, it's just
I just don't want I don't I'm not gonna waste
my time anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
When what they say is asking questions involves being curious,
and that curiosity stems from liking them as a human
and wanting to learn more about what makes.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Them exactly, like getting to know.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah. So if you, like, we're telling about a work
fight and I was like, oh wow, this didn't yeah
ask anything about it?

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Right, Well, I guess you're really weird, Like, yeah, where's
the flow of conversation there?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I would almost feel awkward, like, oh, you didn't want
to hear what I had to say?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, it was weird, like once I was in a
job interview and the guy just kept staring at me,
like he would ask a question and I would answer it,
and then he just wouldn't say anything and just kept
looking at me. I'm like, I really don't have anything
else at.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Was that guy Eric by a chance?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
You know?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
This is when I got hired to work at the casino.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, if they glance at their phone during conversations.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I will literally say you can just you can check
it all.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Just stop talking.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
That's That's what I'm saying. I will really be like, oh,
you can check it, yeah, especially if something serious. Like
I don't like to open up in general, so if
somebody does that, I'm like, I'm just never gonna tell
you anything again. It is awkward. I mean it depends
on also what you're talking about, like you just said,
but I will. Yeah, I feel like you just just
start telling them.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
They say, it's a big difference between someone just taking
a quick look at their phone versus always glancing at
their device when you're in conversation. I think it's normal
to see notification and go whatever, But they picked the
phone up and look at it that I'm like, oh,
you're like looking glance here two different things when it
comes to your phone.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
And also if I ever have to do that. If
let's just say I have friends over and I'm checking
my uber eats to see if something like if they're
on the way, I did, I'll be like, yeah, I'm
just like making sure they're on the way. Oh yeah,
let them know I'm gonna be checking my phone.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, I'm just fair. If they ever volunteer to help you.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, I don't feel like you're I don't feel like
we're friends. If you don't, I don't know, cause I
think I feel like everybody kind of comes together to
try to help people about just anything.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah. Well, and they're saying too.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
So.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
One of the most talent signs someone doesn't like you
but maybe be pretending to is that you don't even
offer to try to offer support when they can see
your struggling. Could be as simple as not offering to
hold your bag where they can see it's too heavy
for you.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh yeah, when you have like all the stuff in
your hands.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah yeah, which like that takes about five seconds.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
But it's also like you can offer support like that
basically just said in the smallest ways, just like I
remember I had just met somebody and I was at
a party and I couldn't find my phone. So this
girl I had just met just like helped me find it,
which is very nice. And I'm like, oh, you do
not have to do that.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, but that's like nice. It doesn't have to be
a big, over the top gesture. It's just like being
a decent person.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
She was like, I literally saw your face and you
got so stressed out. I'm like, yeah, it's a good
friendly Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Did you used to find my No? Gotcha?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
No? No, Because this was like my first move to Atlanta.
I really was like a little stressy.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
If their eyes glaze over when you get passionate.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh, they're just they're not there. Yeah, they're the brain's
not Yeah, they don't like you.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I say, as true friendship and connection with someone means
they'll get excited about the things that excite you. When
you're talking about things that intrigue you that you're passionate about,
they'll lean forward curiosity, ask the right questions and I
just engaged in what you have.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
To say, Oh for sure. And they want to hype
you up and make you because if you're passionate about something,
you're going to be talking about a lot. You have
a lot to add to it. So if they don't
want to know anything else, it's it's awkward.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I think I'm very senses the right word, but I'm
very aware of that. If I'm passionate about something and
then the person gives me back, if I'm like out
of ten, they get me back at two. All this
instantly stopped the conversation.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Like a very generic reply yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
If I'm like, I can't believe it, They're like, yeah,
that's weird, allright, I feel like idiots. I'm just not
gonna was.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Still so stupid. I'm like, I will just go and
then just like do the fade out.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, because at that point it's like, okay.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
All good, well this has been really fun. I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah. No, legit, they never they never remember little details
about you.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
I think they're remembering little details about anybody just shows
that you care about them, and it also stands out
about who you are as person.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'll say this time to pat myself on the back,
but from my birthday, which was in August this year,
it's always August's wild. Eric had asked we want for food,
and I said well, if we get masstros get sauce
the crab cake because she is neat steak.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Wow, you're so nu wo wow.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I have there be other times I've took a long time.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
To get here.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yes, well, to be fair, if we go to dinner.
Except for the time you interviewed for the job, you
went to Fogo, that was probably the biggest misstep. But
most times the places happen to have fish.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah. Yeah, but then I always remember, like, oh, yeah,
she doesn't. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
If they rarely disagree with you, that's a sign they
don't quite care and.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
They don't want you to get to know them.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, they say someone maybe pertaining to like your disagreement
will rarely happen. Instead, they simply not along to everything
you're saying and keep their opinions quite vague and just
to themselves.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, they don't want to show you who they are
because they don't want they don't care.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I guess at that point it doesn't feel like a conversation.
It goes back to talking to the dog. Yeah, where
it's like the dog graz I think you say, want
go outside, yeah, want go to bed?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, that person's just gonna be an acquaintance in her
life forever or so if.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
They don't pause to let you speak, Oh, they.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Just want to keep talking.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
I've had friendships like that even now when you make
sometimes when you make new friends and then there's this
one friend and I'll tell you what we're talking about later,
I'm talking about later. But I realized it. Whenever I
was around her, it was just mostly her talking sure,
and never asking anything really about me. But then she
I was like, I feel like you should try therapy.
Like if you just want to talk to somebody, that's fine. Yeah,
and uh yeah, So I don't talk to her anymore.

(08:54):
Why not in a bad way if she's not that person.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
But it's a good way for you.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah. I tell us about the friend who would call
me and then get her thing out and basically hang up.
And I was like, oh, you you give me ted talks,
but you're gonna here for conversations. You're here to give
your monologue and then end the conversation before I can
say anything.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, I mean, which like that's not productive. You can
go talk to the wall and it's just as good.
The last one, I'm most obvious. You always had to
initiate plans, and I assume that we're in the same
life cycle, the same life stage, so it's not like
one of his kids in the same life cycle. If
you're always the one reaching out, that to me is
a huge tell. If you stop talking to them, would

(09:33):
the would the relationship die?

Speaker 3 (09:35):
That's what I started doing last year. Is I just
stopped because I felt I'm I've always in this way
though I feel like I over compensate to make plans
with people that I missed.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
But I've just stopped doing that, which I think is
a good thing. And I think you realize too, like
it relieves stress.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, I'm like, if they want to be in my life,
they'll they'll come back something.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, no doubt. So if you want to add some
over text nine to ninety three three eight, it is
intern John your Morning show. I do think one of
the most simple pleasures in life is looking at random
rules of places or warning signs, because you know, in
both cases those are put there because some idiot did
something like if it's like, if you're at a gasoline place,
let's MEAs a gasoline store, now gas stations, just a

(10:12):
gasoline would say don't bring flame thrower in sort because
somebody at some point probably brought in the flamethrower and
blew up the whole place. Somebody combined a list of
all the funny warning labels on stuff. I just want
to go through these quick warring label on a takeout
coffee cup, Okay, avoid pouring on the crosh Area's a.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Good idea, ballance.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
The idea thank you. I know, well people will use
the McDonald's lossuit of the woman who in that case
though the coffee was like one hundred some degrees. Yes,
that particular chain, Yes, did a bit of a smear
campaign I believe was the issue with that. But in
that case it was like one hundred some degrees burns
or something. Warning label ion jet ski never you is

(11:00):
a lit match or open flame to check fuel level vallad.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Valid.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Hey real quick, look in the gas sake.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
I mean, yeah, we've seen it.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
What do you mean we WARRN label on bottle of
dog medication may cause josiness, use care and operating a
car all for dog.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
That's crazy dog driving a car high.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Feel like a lot of times the dog medication is
also human great.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah, sure, yep, fair Yeah, WARRN label on dishwasher. Don't
allow children to play in dishwashers.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I mean, but kids do playing dishwashers.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
They love what I think easy as a shower, you
can wash your dishes in your child The same time,
I was a nanny and the kids.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Would like open it all the time. I'm like, can
you God get a lot for the thing, Like, seriously,
it's insane. They crawl and do it. They love it.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
There was a Warring label on a box of rat poison.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Oh my god, has found has.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Been found to cause answer and laboratory mice.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Well that's the that's where it's doing.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Warne label on a vanishing ink marker okay, okay, should
not be used for signing checks or any legal documents.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
It means again somewhere somebody did that and goes, hey.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
I couldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Warn label on iron iron on shirt pattern. Okay, do
not iron while wearing the shirt.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, you would hope that they would know.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
But that's like the wrinkle release stuff like those. Wrinkle
will even call those like thees whatever. That's actual.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah, that's what I was about to say, I was like,
I haven't put a dress on and use the steamer
while it.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Was on me.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I feel like dress is probably easier than a dress shirt.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I'm not going to do.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
I have gotten a massive burn from a steamer before
me a wedding us and it held the steamer to
my arm for some reason.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, it was not good. But scar anymore than.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Warn label on a razor scooter. Okay, this product move
is when used. I mean, yeah, can you imagine having
to write that? Like do we really have to? Like, yeah,
we have to.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, sorry, it's not it's not for you know, just
the core.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
There's a warning label on a hair dryer do not
use while sleeping.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Okay, sorry, okay here, I mean.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
That's like was in the office when Michael burns his
foot the George Farm and grill on his bed to
wake up, thinking, yeah, warn label on a package of
fireplace logs. Uh huh risk of fire? Yeah some of these,
like you should be able to be sued for being.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Dumb, but aren't you so grateful that we get to
read these?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah? Or like if you are trying to sue the
log company for the fires, like, okay, you can sue,
but just know if you lose, you can't vote ever again.
You can't have children ever again, you can't be a
place we make decisions. Okay, the whole worlds guy. Now
you're the guy that's too because your logs are too fiery. Yeah,
I think that's fair. Warn label on a fishing hook

(14:11):
harmful is swallowed.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Oh my god, I don't want to think about some baseball.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
In my defense, I would have known that. Yeah, but
now I know, thank god. Warn label and camp pepper
spray may irritate the eyes. Yeah, no way, Yeah, there's
only a couple more left. Warn label on a cartridge
of laser printer.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Huh okay, for a laser printer figured, do not eat
the toner. I mean that's a sometimes you know, you
get hungry, that's all you got.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
So we don't even have toner here.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
We actually really don't right now.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Warn label on a letter opener, careful safety goggles recommended.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
That's fair because you're opening something and it can like
fling back, and maybe.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Because you open, don't but the blade towards yourself.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, okay, I know I'm just saying. I'm just trying to,
like I've saying that one's like a little bit more
understandable than these other ones. Okay, guy's not saying to me,
I say I do that they shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Make five people because sometimes it happens and they just
don't see it coming.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Guys. I also don't get my mail. Like I got
my mail for the first time in like five months
the other day.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
How exhilarating was it?

Speaker 3 (15:16):
I had only one toll ticket. I was surprised.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Last one Warren label on bar soap use like regular soap,
what not that unique soap use.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Like the especially regular stuff. Don't don't tell them about
the unique soap tholks, and they might not buy your soap.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I knew about that stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
No, I'm talking about the soap company. That's where they
went wrong.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
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Capitol One December sixteenth, Capital one Arena Sauce. I know
you said Alex Warren's you're number one, But else besides Alex,
you're number two. You're excited to see.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Is who probably jelly Roll or actually Norm well jelly
Roll absolutely, but Nelly too.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh yeah, I can't deny. Yeah, that's fantastic. Irose, you're
number two. You're excited to.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
See Zara Larson too. She's so good. She's also like
stupid pretty. Yeah yeah, it's like that's exactly why.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Like intimidating pretty where it's like, oh you okay.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Like a mermaid? Yeah yeah, crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
She's in the hallway on the look the other way.
It's like, I do, I shouldn't be looking. I'm excited
for Miles Smith though, too. I think he's gonna be
such a good performer, silent killer so to speak.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I'm so excited for him.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
You can still get your tickets, by the way, and
the show will sell out. Hot ninety ninety five dot
com slash jingle Ball, we can't wait to see you there.
I want to talk about some good vibes next real quick,
because we're in the middle of fall. Airbnb put out
where everyone wants to go for fall season. If you
had to guess, sauce what city this is in the world,

(16:41):
by the way, makes the list like top places to
go in the fall Althokay, to be honest, I wouldn't
think outside of the world, so I would think like Massachusetts.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
I'm saying Salem because we want we're doing like a
New England.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Girl fall Okay, that's fair. In Rose, I would.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Think like the Rocky Mountains or like just spin Colorado,
like that's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I'm thinking with a body of water, not the ocean,
like a lake, like lakes and like the leaves churning
like that type of vibe. Yeah, I mean so, uh
if you want to take in the reds, yellows and oranges.
Absolute they're saying, Vermont's the place to go. Oh Vermont
is have you been before us?

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yes? I have?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
You didn't Colby have a girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
There?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Is that all? You went there?

Speaker 5 (17:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
No Vermont, sext in New Hampshire Vermont? Well yeah, but
like my grandfather's go to New Hampshire all the time.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Oh gotcha, Okay, gotcha. So they're saying it's a top
ray destination the country for fall foliage. Based on guest.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Reviews, it does. Hampshire comes in second.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
That kind of makes so.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Can we just combine the two like they're like they're
so small? Follow by New York, well, upstate New York,
the Finger Lakes.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Oh yeah, that makes sense. Then Ohio okay, okay, awesome,
and West they we have the lakes baby, and then Minnesota.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Baby, we go Ohio for fall foliage is not like
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I think it just gets the water like water here.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, go out to western Maryland too.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
That's true. They say most showers want to see leaves change.
Eighty percent say fall foliage is important when the side
on destination, it's so pretty.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
I used to go camping avery October with my ex
boyfriend at Deep Creek and it was so fun.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
The most I looked at these places, but they are
crazy the most wish listed homes. Look up Wildwood a
Frame in Nelsonville, Ohio.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Wildwood a Frame.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, and Nelson Ohio and Luxury Glass tiny House and
Warren Vermont. They are adorable.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Wow, that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
I'm gonna take a stab of the woods. You probably
can't get there for at least two years. Probably it's
probably it.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
They say gen Z showers are up twenty six percent
two for the leaves, which kind of makes sense if
you want to go outside the US of A. Most
of these things, I feel you're good any time of
the year.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, it's like one like I don't know, I was saying,
I canna say Switzerland, but that's a country.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
No, but first, Switzerland's amazing the winter because they as
some stuff. And Mexico city made the list. Okay, Munich, Germany? Yeah,
oh for October fast right, that makes sense?

Speaker 7 (19:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Does that makes sense?

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Is that in Munich?

Speaker 8 (19:13):
Though?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
It was in Germany in general? So I'm sure each
city probably has their own little things. London, London, sure, Portugal? Yeah, lovely?
Do you buy buy seems lovely all the time.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Well it looks so I feel like people keep going there.
I'm like, I want to go so bad with that
plainly ride. I could not do it. No, I could
not do it.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
And there's always rumors about what the laws are there,
and like is that real or not?

Speaker 3 (19:34):
I saw sex and the city too, I know, fair enough,
fair enough, That's all I need to know. Japan and
Chile make in the list too. It's longer walk through Japan.
I feel like so many people go to in the fall,
but I don't know if there's a reason for it.
Is there like a ring? I don't know. I guess
I could google list.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
We'll never know. If you do know the answer that.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Texts I gotta get older.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
That is true.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
When I pat you want to say you're older?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
There wors babies, right, now, Yeah, it's that intern Johnny
Marys Show. I want you to think about this real quick.
It's intern john in your morning show. Think it's somebody
we know who radiates good vibes. I can think of
three off the top. I'm gonna go, no, none.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Of you, okay.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Compared to these three. Yes, Justin Stewart and Dante. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I love you too, But like those three are way
more positive than all this combined.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
You also aren't around them as much as you're around us. So,
but I would prefer to be sometimes I don't.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
So I found these are the most endearing qualities of
people who radiate good vibes only And to me, like
it's those three nutshell starting with their laughter is genuinely contagious.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Okay, yeah, like that's laughs. It's pretty contagious.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah yeah, and they say that. You notice they laugh easily,
but never at somebody else's expense.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Oh for sure, that's a good person.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah. Their humor brings people together rather than creating insiders
and outsiders.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
I think that's that's should be.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, that's the person you want to have around it.
That's the fun person. That good They say even difficult
days their ability to find moments that I become a
tiny gift they shared with everyone in their orbit.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
I love that that is.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I mean I always say D is the perfect he's
a gold in retrie rooms.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Great.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
If I called him he's got a baby, it's fun
because that's fun.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Okay for you?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Why don't you, guys? I mean he's not. Wait, D
is a job. He's not when I called just no,
but he's gonna think it's important. And then that's a
that's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
You want to answer, Hey, whatever whatever you think. His
photos his contact photo is pretty dope. That's cool.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
If he has an answer, I take back everything nice
to say about him. No, you don't, he's not going
to be he was joking on social media. Okay, so hey, D,
we're just talking about people who are positive in our
life and wondering why you're not more like that.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Well, he sounds like he's sleeping time.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
I only can give out. So just because we said that,
you're like a golden retriever that we love, man, I
guess yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
You're you're great. We love you.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
We want scratch you behind the ears and take you
for a.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
We feel great. Yeah, yes, they do all right, love
you talk to a miss you. But he's a good guy.
The little tires he was joking, but he is essential
now if he's sleeping at this hour.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
That he has a baby, he can sleep whenever he wants.
You also don't know how that baby slept last night.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh I do. I texted the baby baby said she
slept fine. So in y'all's face. The next thing is
they remember a little details about you.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I love that when people just are like, oh, how
how's this going? Yeah, they say. This quality makes conversations
feel incredibly validating. You don't have to keep reminding them
of your circumstances and preferences. It creates a feeling of
being seen. I do think so because I'm not trying
toot my own horn. But I have heard this a
lot that I'll remember things about somebody that I hadn't
known very long, or just like something they said to

(23:06):
me when I first met them. I'll be like, oh,
how's your grandma doing? They're like, wow, how did you
remember that?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
You do find you also find out things about people
that nobody else to find out.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Tell me things and I see them again and they
ask about it, and then they feel like necessarily nice.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, they feel comfortable with you, I think. Yeah, they
create space for others to shine.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
I think that's so important, especially in group settings, because
sometimes people get cut off, especially if you're not very outspoken,
and then that person never feels like they get to
be heard in that group and they're just sitting there alone.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, they say their confidence doesn't require constant validation or attention. Instead,
they seem curious about others bring to the table. Yeah,
I love that makes so important. Their kindness extends beyond
their inner circle. Okay, yeah, I think that'd be a
good friend. Dante can talk to anybody. Yeah, it does,
talks tucks. Their consistent kindness comes from place in genuine
respect for humanity, not from obligation or fear of judgment.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
I do love that because I think it's important because
a lot of people are just like, ooh, I don't
want to do this or talk to other people. But
if you're doing it because you just like genuinely want
to get to know somebody or just be around other people.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, you can just tell. This is my favorite things.
I think this is a true test of character. They
celebrate your wins as if they were their own.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yes, that's so important, especially with friends in general.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Maybe our friend Justin. I think Justin will gas up
anybody for you could have one nice shoelaces at work
and he will gash like this is this is the
best news.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
No, Justin actually literally text me. I say it was
like congrats on da da da and I was like,
oh my gosh, thank He was like, can't wait to
see you soon. I missed you so much. You haughty.
He also saw this like makeup thing in a store
and bought it for me. He's like, I don't know
if you tried this, but I saw it and I
thought of you. I was like, I love I love Justin. Yes,
he's the best, he is, uh, they said. Their enthusiasm
goes beyond polite congratulations. They want details, remember to follow

(24:46):
up later. They often find thoughtful ways to mark your achievement. Yes, yes,
thanks Justin.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Well now that I say, because there is folks where
it's like you achieved something and they can the thank
you like surface level, so they don't ask you by
anything about it. So oh like they don't like they
kind I checked the box off of like well I
said congratulations. Yeah, they asked like how'd you feel, how
you react to it, how long you been like working
on it.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I think with you though, it's hard because you kind
of kill it a lot of stuff. And then it's
like I always make sure, Like with you, I'm like,
I don't ask how you felt. I'm like, make sure
you sit in that so you can feel it. Oh
for sure, pretty because sometimes I worry that you're like go,
go go, and I'm like, I did that, like check
that box that you like know that you did that,
or you just start saying it and you're feeling it.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
I always uh, because you're on.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
The ghost so much like you did you really like
realize like how cool that was.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
I have a problem with that. Yeah, as much as
it seems like I gloat on myself, I tend to
move on to like, oh that's we did that. Yeah
I did next.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
They're like yay, what's next, and I'm like, yo, you
better feel nex that's cool.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Like when our boss reminded me they had number one
comedy album in the world in twenty twenty four, I
was like, oh, yeah, I kind of.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
But I remind you of that too at the beginning
of the year, and You're like, I forgot. I'm like, yeah,
that's pretty sick.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
No, it's just like I know, I just I guess
think of the next thing too quickly. Sometimes you know, uh,
they offer help before you ask is the last one.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
I think that's so important to have a friend that
is like there to help you. Not they're just only
to help you. But you know what I mean, like
offering when you feel like, especially since I live alone
and everything, sometimes when someone's like, oh I can do that,
like that's thank you.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Well I'll add to this too, like when she we
passed away, I'm a getting Dante and Justin and the
other folks too, and d like there's when you have
a loss, people do reach out right away. Yeah then
I think like they and our friend DJ Rise too
kept reaching out like every week I hate to checking
in and that was really huge too.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I mean so I think all these kind of makes sense.
So who if we call next week up, let's just
do that. That's gonna be the next game. A lot
of questions coming in are DC jingle Ball presented by
Capital One. The biggest one is always is a good
show for kids? I say all.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
The time, Yes, definitely.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I would venture to bet a lot of youths in
the DMV. Their first concert was jingle Ball. I think
so too, because there's literally something for everybody. Also, the
artists are happy to be there, yees. So I feel
like it's basically they get to be a guest at
the show where they have to carry all the weight themselves,
like I'm just gonna have fun.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
And I like it when they watch each other, it's, oh.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
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Conan Gray, Jelly Roll, Monster X and more. You can
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com slash shingle Ball. I'm so excited to announce this
intern John's clause and pause. A dog Halloween costume contest.
The only thing better than dogs are dogs and Halloween costumes. Yes,

(27:28):
because they always look like it's the biggest burden of
their lives. And it's like, hey, you live rent free
all year round to show off, cause that is true.
That is true. So October nineteenth noon, two pm, Lone
Oak Farm Brewing, it's the costume contest and by the way,
first prize five one hundred dollars. Catch Now, I do

(27:48):
have an advantage because Sauce did send me a tutsiral costume.
I do think Skittles could rock pretty well. He's a
durable dog without the costume, now with it. So our
claws and paws Doggie Halloween Costume Contests Lone Oak Farm.
It's going to be October nineteenth, noon to two pm.
First prize is five hundred dollars cash. All the info

(28:09):
y miss Radio dot com real quick too. I thought
this was funny. Every now and then they put out
a list of things that people leave in their ubers,
which is funny. These are the things people left behind
at music festivals, okay, which like think of, like you know,
you get sixty thousand people or hover many people there. Yeah,
there's going to be a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeahs behind weird stuff for sure.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
A wig with a pile of uncooked broccoli on top
of it. Weird little snack interest from broccoli if you
were broccoli to the festival.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
I'm judging you get questions for sure, like I don't
want to smell that.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
A wood carving of a tortoise.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Oh sure, interesting, thank you? Sculpture may trash? I mean
where were they burning man or something?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeap? A tooth, got questions there?

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Maybe they fell.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
I don't know. An answering machine, what why?

Speaker 9 (28:57):
Why?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
What do you even find one?

Speaker 5 (28:59):
That?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
I would love to know the story behind that?

Speaker 7 (29:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Okay, eight quarters all sitting in a perfect stack. That's
th eight dollars quarters rather so thirty two coins. Okay, okay, Yeah,
A bottle of breath freshener or turn out to be LSD.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
I mean I'm surprised about that. Yeah, that's like a
festival or something.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, two zip block bags full of urine.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Ew.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
They say bottles of urine are very common to be
left behind festivals because you guys go anywhere well, and
because people don't want to lose their spot. I would
imagine like adult diaper is probably up there too, Like
the a four foot paper mache sculpture in the shape
of body part. Oh wow, that behind I wish you
said what festival.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Was, cause that would be I'm like, let me know
where this is. Yeah, dentures, Oh that sucks.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Okay, this is a Shelby sauce move Okay, an uneaten
burrito tucked inside of a shoe.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Oh yes.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Somebody was like I'll say this or later I won't
forget my shoe, yeah, because I want some mails to
eat it, but I'm going to get my shoe.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
As it turns out, yeah, that you forgot your shoe.
The fuck.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I just imagine they sewed up, like where's the burrito?
They're like, what it's in my shoe?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
And I loved everything.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
That's gonna be a small burrito, you know what I'm saying.
I guess, so yeah, depending on I guess, I think
the shoe is sure. A glass wine bottle filled will
appear to be liquid feces.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Ewow, that's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
And then the top thing that's left behind at a
festival in twenty twenty five, a prosthetic leg filled with
many liquor bottles.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
For you though, yeah, I mean, I mean you left it,
but like for you also, how do.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
You leave it? I don't know, I would be the question.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I mean, may maybe they drank a lot of liquor.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
But like, did you.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
You they had like crutches or something.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
But wouldn't somebody in your group like, hey, Tim, you
forgot your leg. I would hope you do the phone keys?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Well, hopefully this goes viral and TikTok, and like they
showed themselves or like that was me.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Well here's the thing, apparently the leg there was a
phone number on it with a call me a found
or don't they with the or don't apparently?

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah it's an intern Johnny Morning Show, War of the
Rosies on interns, John in your Morning Show, you are
with who you think is the love of your life.
You think that the one for you, but then things
start to not add up. We try to see what's
going on. Rachel, good morning.

Speaker 10 (31:30):
Hey guys, good morning.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
So walk us through this. You and Jake first matched
on Bumble about how long ago?

Speaker 10 (31:37):
Yeah, we met shell Bumble like three months ago?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Okay? And what about Jake made him stand out from
the endless sea of men on dating apps?

Speaker 10 (31:47):
I mean from his pictures and stuff. I thought he
was really cute, so that I guess like initially attracted
me to him. And then you know, after like our
first date, I just kind of felt like, you know,
you meet a lot of guys like super flaky, and
he's just like not like like he really kind of
makes me a priority. And I really liked that about him.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, I was gonna bring it up because you mentioned
in the email even though he's got a busy schedule,
like he always made it seem like you were still
like you make time for calls and checking in and
like he was going the extra mile, so to speak.

Speaker 10 (32:19):
Yeah, his job is super super busy, but I feel
like even if he has like twenty minutes, he calls me,
you know, just to like caring, and I really like
that about him.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Okay, but according to email, with the course of the
last month, that's kind of changed a little bit.

Speaker 10 (32:35):
Yeah, I feel like all of a sudden, I don't
know if he's just pulling back or whatever, but he's
not as accessible, Like I'm having a hard time getting
a hold of him. We're not seeing each other as much.
I just don't really know what changed.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Has he had, like a change in his like schedule
or like life in generally, Like no, like his.

Speaker 10 (32:54):
His work schedule was like essentially, I mean, as far
as I know, like it's the same. His dog died recently,
like last month. But yeah, I mean, and I feel
like I've been trying to be really supportive about it.
His name is Rocky. Name is Rocky.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah, he's super cute.

Speaker 10 (33:17):
Yeah, but I don't know, Like I just I guess
I didn't I'm just kind of confused, like I'm not
really sure what's going on.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
It feels like a big change.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
It explained to me the golden necklace. So you were
at his place a couple of weeks ago, did a
little digging and what was that.

Speaker 10 (33:36):
So it was my birthday recently and I was at
his place and I don't know, kind of like with
everything that's been going on, I I'm feeling like a
little insecure. And I found this gold necklace and I thought, oh,
my birthday is coming up. He's definitely gonna just as
a present for me. I'll get it on my birthday
and I, you know, put it back whatever. And then
on my birthday, we got dinner and he took me

(33:59):
to a spot.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I got a massage, which it.

Speaker 10 (34:01):
Was really nice, but I kind of kept waiting to
get the necklace. And I never got the necklace.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Okay, love actually that he too, So let's do ya.
I hope not, but no, no, I mean, like, as
somebody who lost a pet this year, that is it's
the worst. So let's do this, Rachel. We'll call Jake
off from the Roses. They should clearly go to you
girlfriend three months. If they do we put him on
hold to what you want to do if they don't

(34:27):
look at some answers for you. Okay, okay, thank I
wore the roses just over two minutes on intern John
your Morning show. Wore the rosies on Internsjohn in your
Morning Show, Rachel. Let me recap this. So you and
Jake match bumble. You guys have been dating for about
three months. You had said that what kind of made
you drawn to him is he's a very busy guy.

(34:48):
Busy schedule, work, YadA, YadA, but he still took the
time out to make you feel like a priority, although
in the past month or so that seems sort of shifted.
To be fair, he did lose his beloved bulldog, which
certainly tough. I can understand that. But a couple of
weeks back, you were doing some snooping in his place,
went through his drawers, found a gold necklace you assumed

(35:10):
to be for your birthday. Birthday came around you guys
at dinner and spot not the necklace. And that's kind
of why you want to do war the roses. Is
that fair?

Speaker 5 (35:20):
Yeah? I think that's all fair.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Okay, So Sauceage got call offer him the roses. They
should go to you girlfriend three months. If they do,
we put you on hold, see what you want to do.
If they don't, we'll get some answers. Hold on one second, yeah,
and I can understand losing the and then yeah, kind
of forgetting everything else been there, Lord knows right.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Hello, this is Jake.

Speaker 9 (35:44):
Hi Jake.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
My name is Emily and calling you from a new
flower shop. We're offering you a free bouquet of a
dozen roses. We're just trying out some new marketing.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
No, Emily, it's okay. I don't do these solicitation calls. Okay,
I appreciate your calling.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
To get that. We're just we're just brand new. We're
trying to get more foot traffic before the holidays. We
don't need your credit card info or anything. And it's
just a way for you know, you to look better
maybe if you have someone to send them to, and
then that will, hopefully in the future, help out my
mom's new flower shop. We're just, you know, help your
local economy. But if you don't want to, I get it.
I just feel like a free bouquet of roses is

(36:18):
easier to you know, promote something than Instagram ads and stuff.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
So this isn't like one of those scam calls or
anything like that.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
No, I literally hate talking on the phone, so I
don't want to do this. I just thought it's the
best way, and so far it's been working this kind
of marketing. So if you have a business, you know,
maybe you could try it out.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
And you said it it's a free it's free, okay.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, Well, we just like have a plethor right now.
So we're trying to get rhythms. It's not really like
that time of year, and they're red, so I mean
people are always sending roses, but not as many as
we have. We just got some really nice ones.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
So oh wow, that sounds pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
So you're in, Like you're in. You have someone, I
know you have someone to send them to. Jake, I
can tell.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
You know, I love the idea of a free anything free.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, and then hopefully you just love them so much
that you use this in the future, like during the
holidays instead of you know, a national chain.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Any stipulations with this.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
No, you know, we just want to get them out.
We want to hook you up, and if you don't
like them, that sucks for us. But this is not
going to do anything for you, so it's not gonna,
you know, ruin your day hopefully.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Okay, well I guess in that case, sign me up.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Okay ya. Who do you want to send them to?

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Well, let's see, I would love to send them to
somebody that I've been talking to dating for about three
months four months now. Her name is Rachel.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
And then what do you want the card to say?
Just your typical flower card.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
So I would love for it to say like these
roses are love and lust will never die.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Like these roses are love, will never.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Die, love and lust.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yeah, all right, let me just put you on hold
so we can get that together and then I'll get
an address. Okay. Is that cool?

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Okay, so that's great, thank you?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Okay, real quick. So, Rachel, I'm sorry, I maybe text
the whole time, but I eric, is he talk to
the person online?

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Nine?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
So Rachel, he sent them to you, which is good.
But hold on, is this Stephanie? Hello? Hi? So you Stephanie?
You know Jake?

Speaker 8 (38:42):
Yeah, and for about three years and five years prior
to that, because he's my damn husband.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
It's not awkward. Wow, I don't think that's true.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
I don't he's not married.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, it is true.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, can you there fly that Stephanie.

Speaker 8 (39:02):
Uh, the whole dog dying bit that he has going,
that's pretty amazing being that our dog Rocky is very
well and alive and he's pooped on the floor yet
last night, very very much so alive.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
About that? Okay, Okay, so are we I don't mean
I'm not disbelieving you? So are you saying then that
Rachel has been at y'all's place then? And that was.

Speaker 8 (39:30):
No, it's probably his brother's place.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Most likely his brother lives by the Where is his
brother's place? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (39:37):
Is it by the airport? Because his brother is a pilot,
he's never home.

Speaker 10 (39:41):
Yeah, I mean his place is by the airport.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 8 (39:45):
Does he have a tattoo on it on the back
of the shoulder for penn stain by chance?

Speaker 3 (39:50):
That's specific?

Speaker 10 (39:52):
Yeah, he has a tattoo. Yeah, it's like a I
don't know, like it looks like a like a big
cat or something like a jaguar on panther.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Or something like that. So if you guys want, he's
on hold, I can just we bring on yeah, bring him.

Speaker 10 (40:06):
I just literally I cannot believe this okay, but Rachel,
I just want to be sure too.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
You had no idea he was married.

Speaker 10 (40:12):
I had literally no idea.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I'm so sorry. I married man, not you.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Okay, So let's just real quick on one, Jake, are
you there, hey man, real quick. My name's intern John.
I got a sauce here as well. We're doing a
war of the rows in the show. And you let
you know that some good news, bad news. You did
send the roses to your girlfriend, Rachel. That's the good news.

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The bad news is your wife, Stephanie's on the line too, Stephane.
If you want to.

Speaker 8 (40:41):
Say hello, yeah, I want to say more than hello,
but I think I'll have my divorce attorney say it
for me, because this is we're done.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
We are done.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Jake.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
I'm sorry. I'm confused with.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
So Jake, you know you're not confused. You're confused that
you got call confused for three months.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
I think the line is crossed.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
That Jake, you sent the roses cross You sent the
roses to your girlfriend Rachel of three months. We heard
you say that. But you've been married for years and
your dog's alive.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Yeah, that's messed up. All of it's messed up.

Speaker 10 (41:21):
Honestly, Like, first of all, I don't even understand how
you could do this to me. But secondly, I actually
don't understand how you could do this to your wife.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Yeah, forget me. Analyis like you.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Have a wife, Like what is wrong with you?

Speaker 10 (41:33):
Like, seriously, what's possessing You're going to go on bumble
and try to be dating these girls.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Like it's happening, Like it's really disgusting.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
That's a betting man. I hate to say this to
either of you. There's there's definitely more.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yeah, there's definitely more. Also, how many girls are lying
to you about your dog dying? That's sick. All of
it's sick. That's weird.

Speaker 10 (41:52):
I'll send you anything that you want, like if you
want all the text messages you want, like the voice
method is like I am I am so pissed off
right now, I'm so completely done.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
You're talking more base, Jake, do you have anything us
to say?

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Step? I think the line is crossed.

Speaker 10 (42:10):
Here.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
But Jake, you're the one that sent roses to your
girlfriend Rachel. Yeah that was you.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
No, that's safe news. Hearing of this news.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Bro, Hey man, God blessing car brother, your need, your
need well I am not your need and.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
We'll send you everything. And Rachel, I'm sorry, there's nothing.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
There's nothing, no there is.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
That be the judge and then also the judge deal
about it.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
One of the Roses is cretakeed and possibly edited broadcasts
with permission granted from all participants.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com
Rodi by Celsius War of the Roses on a turned
John in your Morning Shout your thoughts always appreciate nine
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good morning.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
You heard War of the Roses. What you want to say, girl.

Speaker 10 (43:02):
I just want to say that was the top one
of all time.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
I think that was wild. Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, I mean never good to have a wife and
a girlfriend at the same time, you know.

Speaker 10 (43:13):
Yeah, no, contret not.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Honestly, I was still not awake.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
That got me to wake up. Oh ray go. Thank
you so much for listening. Can get you a coffee? Yeah,
of course if you want to do what War the Roses?
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you know it wouldn't work out? Real quick? I want
you guys to think about this too. They asked what

(44:18):
current tech we think will seem ridiculous in fifty years.
So fifty years now the top one so far based
off of Reddit charging cables. They're saying people want to say, like,
way you had to physically plug in your devices every day.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Problemly, that's kind of silly.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
They've like the wireless charging thing is a bit of
a misleading thing as of now, I think because it's
still is cord in the wall like when they first
says to me a wire charger. I thought it'd be
like there'd be like a battery that could bluetooth charge
your phone or I could like blue toothed sauce five percent. Yes,
and maybe one day we'll get there.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Yeah, Like, but I mean, I have like a portable
one that you just charge. I keep losing it, though
I will, I will say that I don't know how
I keep losing it.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
They say dental work, anything regarding present day dental work
will be seen as barbaric fifty years from now. That's
probably fair because technology will advance so far.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Really, I mean, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Think it'll probably be there'll be robots and yeah, sure,
I mean and visil Line was a big game changers,
like the braces. Compared to visil Line, it seems like
it's a saun trap.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
That's fair. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
They say game counsoles like Xbox and PlayStation will all
be a place of the streaming service.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
I think that's probably.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah, that's one of those ones where that makes the
most sense to do now, and they definitely could do
it now. They just don't want to.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Because you don't be like that big bulky thing.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
No, like PlayStation can literally launch their own streaming service
and then there it is, would makes way more sense
to Okay, they're saying, also toilet paper because of like
the day's kind of like picking up steam the last
twenty or so years. They're saying, that's gonna seem like
a medieval method for something we do so much. They say,
it's a waste, it's unhy hygienic and causes two are

(45:56):
problems probably fair like the bidet thing might be bigger.
They're saying, where I stopped.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Use so I'm over here like horrified.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Yeah, yeah, I am. Is there something you think will
seem ridiculous fifty years from now? Tech wise?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
I'm trying to think, and I really wanted to say,
like the glasses that people wear, but I'm like those
are kind of cool. I guess, like the ones that
take videos.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Oh yeah, like the Google glasses. I mean I would
say like GPS and the Center Council. I think eventually,
because we went to Universal this year, there was a
ride that Shane I did where they projected the Mario
path on the screen. Oh yeah, I would say, like
maybe they'll project like the GPS actually on your your
the front window. Maybe that would be.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Interesting, I don't really have. I feel like I'm not
very tech savvy, so I can't think of anything because
I just use like the bare minimum things that I need,
which is like probably, which is probably like most people honestly.
So I can't really think of anything any.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
That he comes to mind for you.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
I feel like in fifty years cell phones will just
be a trip in your head, Like I feel I
feel like they're going to get rid of the cell
phone in general, or there be like super thin and small.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah, or even like the hearing devices, like one of
the new AirPods acts as a hearing aid stuff like that, yeah,
which is kind of cool. So it's kind of like
it more inconspicuous, I guess. Yeah, Like the hearing age
is interesting.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Maybe we won't have like, uh, fitness watches anymore because
a lot of people I know have stopped wearing their
their watches and they got the rings from whatever company
you get a ring from. But like I've just been
mostly wearing my or ring.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Well, there's talks about like wearable like clothing the tracks,
so like in hockey right now, they put chips in
the jerseys that track like how much how long you're
in the ice bar and that kind of stuff. Wow,
this talks about like your next tippitt will be like
your workout gear, like a set of gear, which would be.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Interesting, but also like would it wouldn't you have to
keep buying new gear?

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Well, I think it's the early stage and they is
like you buy like a set and then I don't
like the idea necessarily wearing electronics or working out.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Yeah I don't. I don't love that.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Again, we're gonna play this back in like three years
and sound like work or sound like an idiot. Yeah,
but the beauty is even in fifty years this studio
will be exactly the same, And that's the real treat
Intern John. Anymore, let's check in on intern John in
your morning show. Our chance to hear from you today.
I want to know when did you know it wouldn't

(48:12):
work out with somebody? You thought maybe they were perfect,
maybe the one. Then something happened and you go, oh no,
that's just not going to be able to work out
for me. Nine nine three three eighth The text DM's
open at WYMUS Radio. I will start I was on
a date with the girl once. I want to flex
it is what it is you boys got game, but
she casually mentioned that she kind of had a sugar

(48:34):
daddy in the past and they still kind of talked,
and I was like, that can't work, like yeah, and
it's like a second date. I was like, that's an
odd thing to bring up. And that's one of those
things where am I a mama's boy. No, If I
can't explain something to my mom though, it will never
work and that would be a tough one to listen.
I own judge, that's just like I've known. I've known

(48:57):
girls who had sugar daddies and like they don't necessarily
just leave you alone like they It's like a very
odd type of like thing. So that for me, it
was like, yeah, I can't as it's not going to
work out. Yeah, I saws, how about you when you
know it wouldn't work out with somebody.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
I was on a second date with this guy and
I was going on vacation and a week and he
tried to invite himself on the vacation.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Where are you going?

Speaker 3 (49:18):
I was going to Cancun and he said that. He's like, yeah,
my friend said I should go to Cancun with you.
And it was just me and my girlfriend going. I
was like, I was like wait what, Like it was
just it just threw me off so much. I was like, nah,
what he's not bad friends?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
What friend?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
I don't believe anything that came out of this man's mouth.
He's a liar.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Oh so he's probably lying about Okay.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
I have found out since about this man lives, so
I think it's weird. He's got very very like, uh,
he's wanted to be with me constantly. Yeah, and I
and after that, like I was gone for a few weeks.
It was the holidays, and I can't like when I
was gone the whole time, he kept trying to meet
up and I had packed because it was the beginning
of the year. We're going back to all the stuff,
and he just like could not understand that I had

(49:59):
a career, a life and that I just didn't have
time yet. And it was just like he was very
needy right away and just wanted to fit himself into
my life right away. But I didn't even know him.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
And cats say this, nothing sounds more miserable than being
a third wheel on a girls shrip.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Well, it's just a thing, just th what I don't
even know you.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, that's cool. Okay, Rose for you, it wouldn't work out.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
I started dating a guy and I had to go
out of town for family things. And when I landed,
I was on an airplane. When I landed, I got a
ton of text messages from friends saying, oh you and
so and.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
So made it official.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
He changed his Facebook like status to in a relationship
with me while I was on an airplane. And I
landed to that information and I was like, like, I'm
literally on my way and like not a fun family
thing like it.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
And I was like, this is this is the time
we decided to do that. Talk to my boss.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
I'm dealing with some families every now and we're gonna, oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
A bull move. Sure it's so weird, all right, let
me hear yours. When did you know it wouldn't work out?
Nine nine three three eight to text DM's open at
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John in your Morning show because we always say your
life is far more interesting than ours. When did you

(51:20):
know it wouldn't work out? You're with somebody and at
some point you go, oh, this is not the one.
Nine nine three eight to text. DM's always open at
YMS Radio. Let's go in Ashbourne, Mariah, good morning.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Good morning Ice.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Like, how on my screen here says you were on
a date with a perfectly good looking man. What happened though?
When did you know it wouldn't work out? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (51:45):
Yeah, he was very good looking, but I knew it
wasn't going to work out when he was flossing his
teeth at the table.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Oh like wait, yeah, a home er at a restaurant.

Speaker 9 (52:00):
Oh, we were out to eat restaurant.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Oh, and I.

Speaker 9 (52:04):
Mean and it was multiple times, okay, Like we have
a salad, and then we were waiting for the main course,
he was flossing his teeth. Then after the main course,
we were waiting for dessert, he floss his teeth again.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (52:19):
It's like, okay, he has these little pocket flossers that
apparently that are you.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Know, just in his pocket and.

Speaker 9 (52:27):
He just which there, doesn't think anything.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Else, right, And nobody wants to in their teeth, but
at least do it in the bathroom, I guess is
what you're saying.

Speaker 9 (52:34):
Right, Oh my gosh, yeah, I mean it's kind of like, yeah,
it's really gross.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Okay, can't put you in hold this one second. Yes,
in his defense, I do get like being self conscious
and by not wanting stuff in your teeth, I understand that. However,
I would file floss and teeth under grooming. Yeah, go
to the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
My guy.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Yeah, I was gonna say, just go to the bathroom
and if you feel like there's something that get like,
maybe swish the water in it, like when you're like
at the table, like very discreetly.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Unless you're with the hummies, if you're with like because
I have I'm like, I have guy friends, do I don't.
It doesn't really matter whoever, but like if it's with
like a girl, it doesn't go to the bathroom. Yeah,
I think that's probably the best move. Let's go in Colombia,
Alicie in good morning.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
So this is a guy who met off a hinge.
When did you know it wouldn't work out?

Speaker 11 (53:25):
So I knew it wouldn't work out when on the
third date we did get to a third date. But
on the third date we went to Buffalo wild Wings
and he would after every like bite of a spicy wing,
he would dip his tongue in the ranch dressing the kola.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
The hell. Now when he did this, did he act like, oh,
she's gonna find this weird or is he like, no,
this is what I do. This makes the most sense.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Oh he owned it.

Speaker 11 (53:52):
Yeah, he was like this, this is totally totally normal.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
My tongue is on fire.

Speaker 11 (53:56):
Why would I not dip my entire tongue into this
ramick and a ranchhog?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Yeah, and that's one of those things where you can't
be seeing public when somebody does that as a grown man.
That's yeah, okay, yeah, that's sir, all right, can't but
you and hold one second. Yeah, I've said before, I'll
say it again. Anything that somebody could do that embarrasses
me in public. Like if I take you to wing
place and you're dipping your tongue and ran stressing, maybe

(54:21):
when you're three years.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Old, I'd be like, are you a cat? What are
you doing?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
But like maybe then, don't get the spicy wings a
Palmersan baby. Is nothne wrong with that?

Speaker 3 (54:31):
I think they smell so weird.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
But I'm saying, you know you can't handle spicy. That's
your best option, dude.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Just cry, Just don't do it, Just don't do it.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Don't Let's go in Leesburg, Harry, good morning, Good morning.
So you were with this man for how long?

Speaker 12 (54:48):
I think it was like close to a year.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Okay, in the moment you knew it wouldn't work out.
I'm assuming it was building. But what happened?

Speaker 12 (54:58):
So I have a twin okay, my twin brother okay.
And he said that we were too close. He did
not like that we were like that. We had inside
jokes every day.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Yeah, not just your brothers or twin brothers, inside jokes
from the woman literally like you guys guining Harry.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
That's gonna be one of those things where when somebody
says that, like, I would be so dumbfounded. I don't
like we shared in biblical cord. I think that's how
that works.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Also, like does your brain work? I'm sorry.

Speaker 12 (55:31):
Yeah, I thought he was joking at first.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
But I would have lest I think, Carrie, it is
messed up being ditch your twin brother for this guy.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Yeah, you know, shame on you.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Yeah, absolutely, okay, but you and hold one second. Sure
I dated somebody who had twin brother. Was I jealous
of the relationship?

Speaker 3 (55:52):
No, if you were, I would have made fun of
you so bad, Like, dude, get together.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Well, like that'd be a weird thing because it's like
they they're basically the same person, I know, obviously different,
but like, yeah, they've.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Been they've been together since the beginning.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Like literally, like actually since the beginning.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
And also like, why would you want to come between
a sibling in general? Yeah, there's just no reason for it.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Well, that's one of those arguments where you're not gonna win. Yeah, Like,
and if you tell the people that, they're gonna be
like hey, no, I say, say it out loud to
yourself first, and then be like okay.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
No, maybe let's go touch some grass.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah Inapolis Brook in morning.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
So you had match with this man on a hinge?
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (56:34):
We been talking for a little while and I had
told him at the time, I was you know, I
mean I was just like right out of college, so
I was still living with my folks and my parents
are very very old fashioned, very old school. Yeah, you know,
come to the door, meet the parents, shake the dad's hand,
like all that kind of stuff, right, And so I
told him that, I said, when you come to pick

(56:54):
me up, you need to do those things because otherwise
this this is not gonna fly, Like this does not
work out.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
And not only did he not do those things after
I specifically said otherwise, this is not going to work.

Speaker 6 (57:08):
Not only did he not come to the door, but
he like sat on his car and just like beats
his horn.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
No right, Yeah, it's like you gave him the answers test,
like to the team, well, all this takes some wrong intentionally,
so it's not suspicious. But to beep the.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Horn absolutely, Maybe I had to pick up a buddy, yeah,
but like I don't even do that. I just text
someone like I'm here.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Yeah. They had to be the end of it. Is
that fair?

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Oh? That was immediately the end of it. It's like, okay,
you don't listen and you don't respect what I say, So.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Okay, all right, put you hold one second. Also, I
feel like I learned that in high school, Like our
teachers were like, hey, if you pick a girl up,
go to the front door, shake your parents hand, don't
hold down your horn. Like what are we doing my guy?

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Anyone? And that's so rude.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
If I had a daughter and a guy honked the
horn to summon her outside.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Yeah, like I go out there and be like you
can leave, yeah, like you tell or I tell Lae. Also,
she told him what to do and I didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
So I would let's go in Fairfax, Jackie, good morning,
Good morning. So we met this man on bumble correct?

Speaker 5 (58:20):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Were we just talking for a month or like dating
for a month. We was just talking four months, okay,
and you knew like the moment, you knew it wasn't
gonna work out. What happened, Okay.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
So my best friend birthday was coming up and I
invited him and he like and like.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
He really told me, like, I'm coming, I'm gonna be there.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
This is going to be so exciting.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
She didn't show up.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
They're looking crazy in front of everybody, because it was like.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
A couple type things.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yeah. Ready, yeah, I would assume that, like you had
told obviously your friend, like, hey, I'm talking to your Jimmy.
He's going to comments your chance to meet.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
Him, right, Yes, I told her everything.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
So she was like, oh, well, we could just do
a couple you know, party or whatever it turns in.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
That's tough.

Speaker 12 (59:11):
And I'm sitting up for your smile and season.

Speaker 9 (59:14):
Oh just give him a little five minutes.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
You know, I'm six nothing.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Flatline, okay, real, Hold one second. Yes, I would love
to hear yours uber text nine nine three eight the
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I think we should. I think that's only pretty weird
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Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
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That would be able.

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I want to get to this real quick. To these
bartenders talking about what your drink order says about you,

(01:00:35):
Oh fine, I have been on bartender TikTok. It is
funny see their side of things, like, oh, I have
been annoying the majority of the time. I feel like
I've gone not even intentionally, yeah, gone a bar like
just sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
But sometimes like when they like start serotyping, like white
call drinkers, slyly drinking white collar beer, and I'm like no,
it's like, oh, it's obviously your first time being out
the bar. I'm like, what nice?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Like why I like the taste. So according to waiters,
if you order water, are they gonna see your focus
on hydration or want to save money? They say there's
arranged though, if you order tap water, you're down to earth.
Sparkling water says you're up for an adventure.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
They got sparkling. They must go splunky like it. Yes,
you know a Cosmopolitan. If you are those, you're extra fancy. No, okay,
I would think that you watched like Sex and the
City and you just want.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
To do that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Literally.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
The next thing they say, is you're a huge fan of.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Sext No, you just watch Sex in the City and
you're like, let's do that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
I'm gonna be honest. I don't know I've ever had
a Cosmo.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
I have good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
It's like, I'm a big Martini gal. I don't like
the taste of olive being drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Well, you need to get a different type of Martini flavors.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
I got their friend Jenny who does that radium Minneapolis once.
And you want extra dry. I'm like, okay, yeah, and
I got extra dry. I'm like, I don't think I
like this.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
I don't mind them. I just I'm not a vod girly.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
I sir. Coffee, Okay, they say coffee tells about person,
depends how you take it. If you take it black,
is something pressing your straightforward, get down to business. If
you're drinking it with oat milk, nutmeg cream, you're probably
high maintenance.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Okay, that's sure.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
I don't get folks that drink decalf I must be
I mean like my dad does. But people that drink
decalf I don't understand me either. I don't want that. Yeah,
but I said that there are things that taste I
don't know hot tea, which I've ordered before a restaurant
me to my my instrument is parched. Yes, what I'm
saying they say, if you order hot tea says your introspective. Okay, yeah,

(01:02:33):
I am so introspective, sincere absolutely and know how to
take care of yourself. Well that part's not.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Wow, you're so good at that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Sometimes I'll be googling things I go I probably shouldn't be. Yeah, yeah,
it's it's things where it's like, am I the idiot?

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Like you just didn't your parents didn't teach you something
that you should know? When Google's like, are you sure?

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Like I don't know asking in fact googling this Like Google,
you listen to me when I searched. You know, I'm
not sure about anything, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
I mean clearly.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
The last one is Tito's and vodka. So they say,
order teas and vadka. Your bartender will make fun of you. Why,
they say, Well, mostly Tito's is vodka. Yes, what they're saying,
because if you teas and vodka like you're letting your
hands tip that. They say, mostly because Tito's is already
vodka double vodka.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Oh yeah, okay, sure, Okay, So I feel like I
would accidentally say that when I meant to say Tito's
and soda.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Yeah, because I everhart the drink ten times in my head.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I get the front like anxious.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Okay, especially the bartender looks cool. I just want to
be teas vodka please.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Well, the other day I ordered like this, like it
was like I ordered a beer, but I said two
different names and beer, but they're both like basically like
just the same kind of beer. If I ordered like
I was like a Port City Algash white, which is
like two different kinds of beer, but it's like the
same beer. And she was like, okay, she brought me
over Tito's and soda.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
She gets kick it up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
She's like, I think that our brains are just buffering together.
I was like, yeah, clearly, she just gave me both.
She's like, just find somebody that wants that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
That's a good friend right there.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
I love your thoughts of her text three eights Intern
Johnny Morris, I want to do something to help out
the fellas. It's intern John in your morning show. What
is a green flag hobby that a guy could have?
So you meet a guy whether it's on an app
in person whatever you find out. He does this hobby
instant green flag what is it? Nine nine three three

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eight to text DM's open at WYMUS Radio. A sauce
for you, like John was yours? Oh well for a girl? Yeah,
well for for a bros cigars whiskey because if we're
gonna be helmey for girl, I don't know, I mean
maybe like park all right, ass I was gonna say,

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like like doing like, uh, what's the what's the plot?
E's thing like solid yeah, something like that. It's like
a it's a commitment and like you you can show
you're committed. I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
So really just like into sharking out, so.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I say that or like in hockey, obviously do you
good for me?

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Saws? How about for you reading?

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
I think it's so hot when guys read. And even
this guy that was talking to sent me like a
long list of book recommendations. I had read most of them.
I'd read all of them, but one out of ten?

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Did you pretend that you read them all?

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
I started taking pictures of them and was like, I've
read these nine I had a defict copy. He was like, no,
I was I thought it was really hot. Okay, yeah, no, No,
we kept talking and then we could talk about the
books we'd allay write. I don't know, I just think
it's cool when any of them Twilight, No, they were
all like actual and some of the books that he said,
you've recommended to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Me Lianquish ones.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
The Mountain is mem Wait, no, you didn't recommend that one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
The obstacle is the way is the one?

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
I probably yeah taw that one anyway that the mountain
is me that was one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Sure, Okay, that's that's cool. Rose up. If you green
like hobby a.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Guy can have, I would say something outdoors like camping
or something like that, because one he has to be
able to survive the elements. Yeah, he has to basically
live off the land and make a fire on his
Oh that is so hot to me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
And the other one I would say is anything that
has to do with tools, like if you like you're
building things hot hot hot fixed stuff and build stuff
right hot Green Flag Sei Text nine ninety three three.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
I j Yl, we all know she has to listen
to the show. Okay, Well that's that's that's dedication although
to be fair to me, it'd be it'd be weird
if I was dating somebody and they refuse to listen
to the show, Like that's like, that's not supporting.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
I would not. I don't want you to supporting my craft. Yeah,
but would you want her to listen to and hear
all the dumb things you say?

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Yeah, hopefully? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
I mean, I think there's a way to be proud
of you and supportive of you without like constantly listening.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
True.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Luckily, I'm so good at so many things, including me humble,
so there is plenty of other things totally, So let
me hear yours. What's a green flag hobby for somebody?
Nine eight to text DM is open? Why miss Radio?
These are all over the place, it's interns, John and
your morning show. I wanted to know what's a green
flag hobby a guy can have? Like if they do

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this one thing, major bonus points, major green flag nine
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wymous Radio, let's go in Germantown, Ashley, good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
So the the green flag hobby a guy can have?

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Honestly, anything that he can do with his friends or
maintains with his friends, because that just shows me that
he can, you know, support friendships and maintain relationships.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
So I think that's a really good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Okase, if he does, like fancy football or something like,
that's something he does with friends, and that's a good
sign because then he's at least kept those relationships up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Sure, I don't know about that one, but okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Okay, so make sure follow Okay, that's awesome. Can I
put you in a hold one second? Of course, let
me ask you, Shelby Sauce, would you agree with that?
Like having a hobby that horse is kind of like
the male friendship.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
I guess I think so because I think that sometimes
guys like they'll hang out play video games, which that's
SU's a hobby, that's fine. But if you do, like
actually other stuff together, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
I also think too, it's something that gets his attention
off of you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Yeah, I'm saying. So it's like everybody, you gotta send
your person to their besties every now and then.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Yes, it's like it's like a reset.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Let me go in Alexandria Tiffany, good morning, Good morning, Okay,
So if a guy has this hobby, huge green flag.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
What is it for you?

Speaker 10 (01:08:34):
Definitely?

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
If he trains for five ten k okay?

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Why and why that?

Speaker 12 (01:08:43):
Mostly because it shows that he's extremely disciplined.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
Yeahs to commit and put that work in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
You know that makes yeah, I know that. Okay, because
then it's like, uh, he has he maybe he can't
go out late a certain days where he can't just
eat ten pizzas in one sitting, because like he has
is it? I guess it's like a visual representation of
him having goals and working for the goals.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
I'm not going to be with someone who can have
ten pizzas asking this girl, are you a runner as well?
Or is it like, well, let's get him to have
this hobby because he can go do it by himself.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
I'd be happy to join him.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
I'm a runner as well.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
All right, girl, Okay, thank you so much for listening.
To have a great day.

Speaker 5 (01:09:25):
Thank you soon.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Shelby Saus. Could you date somebody who's a five K
guy or ten K guy?

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
I would love that because I've been trying to get
back into running and so I think to help, you know,
motivate me, what.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
About people that do the turkey trots? Could you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
I would love to be that kind of family. Yeah,
actually I think so. Yeah, Oh god, it looks so fun.
I don't know, like it's nice to have like cute traditions.
Like my family doesn't do anything like that except get
stressed out on yell each other, which is fine.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
And that right there is love a tradition for sure,
and manasas Stacy, good morning, good morning. So a guy
doing this hobby for you is a giant green flag.
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
It's reading?

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Okay, okay, does it matter like what he is reading?
Does it matter how often?

Speaker 13 (01:10:10):
I mean, it doesn't necessarily matter what he's reading as
long as it's not like, I don't know, some kind
of weird creepy magazine or something.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
But okay, yeah, guy who's well read as it's really hot.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Yeah I was gonna say, so what is it about
reading that is such a good like move?

Speaker 13 (01:10:33):
It just makes me feel like he's someone who wants
to learn and yeah, like open to I don't know, discussions.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
And sure they bettering themselves. Yeah that makes sense. Okay,
all right, thank you so much for listening to have
a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Thanks you too. What's the one book saw us? You
say every guy reads that you've seen like on The Alchemist.
There's even a guy when on a date with and I.
After the date, I looked at his Instagram and I
kind of liked him because I was kind of just
like on the fence still about him after our first date,
so I wasn't probably gonna see him again. But I
remember I just saw a picture of him like he
had posted only the book. And this wasn't like in

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twenty twelve or something they posted when people were posting
dumb stuff on Instagram. This was literally like a few
years ago. And I'm like, okay, the fact you're posting
that to like try to act deep.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
I just can't, like, hey dude, just see No, everybody
reads that book.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Yeah, and it's a very easy read. It's like one
hundred and twenty five pages.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
If that's ideal.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Yeah, I don't know. I just I once I told
this guy that I wasn't even on a date with it.
I was just like friends with He's like, I do
feel like we do do that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Yeah, we're pretty basic.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Because he was like, I was going to tell you
my favorite book was that book until you start talking
more about it now, it's sir pouder cool.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
I would love to hear yours. What is an absolute
green flag hobby a guy can have, Like you see
he's doing this, you go, you want to know what
absolutely nine nine three eight is a number of texts.
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had a guess, give me one of the dirtiest surfaces
in a hotel room.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
I've always heard the remote Oh yeah, probably yeah. M
I feel like the telephone receiver too, Oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
So according to housekeepers, some of the dirtiest places in
hotel rooms start with the deducorative pillows.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
I guess that's especially the couches, probably.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Yeah, because they never get washed. Mean, like most people
throw them off the bed and then they're just kind
of there. So some people say they could stay there
for a year being washed. M bastly they stay too
with the the mattress match cover but the topper this
is not the top sheet, but like.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
The pull down.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Yeah, we're just there where it's like that thing doesn't
get washed. They talked about Holly Mandel's a big German
German phobe, or he won't go to the hotel room
unless it has like plastic wrap on the floor, which
like but when you think about it, it's like that,
how often is that carpet clean?

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Are you like calling your head and requesting them plastics?

Speaker 8 (01:13:06):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
Yeah, at that point, just don't stay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Yeah, I personally the high touch services are next. So
you guys are right with your remote. Also the phone, Yeah,
this person said it is a housekeeper. I'm grossed out
by the receiver. I think it's the mouth part because
no one's cleaning that well. Yeah, why are you from
a housekeeping perspective, Carpets and other culprit attendant trap dust bacteria,

(01:13:35):
making one of the most to manny, I am sanitized.
I would also say I had read too that the
carpet on like public transportation and hotels, is dark and
in that kind of pattern to hide stays because thing
of like how often you spill the hotel room you go,
it's not my room whatever, Like I mean, I know
nobody nobody rushes to my dicoics like whatever, it's hotel. Yeah,

(01:13:56):
they say In higher end hotels, major touch points like switches, controls,
phones get a wipe for a check in, but still
cautious about those spots. Okay, it makes sense then the
hidden contamination spots. They're always weary of barwar inside drawers.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
I heard that too, and the coffee machines.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Yeah, because there's people like there's stories about comedians.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Who would yes leave like stuff uh as a toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Yeah yeah yeah. She also says about the bathroom. I
will not take a bathroom the hotel unless it's a
super lux five star hotel, and only if it's a
non jet bathtub.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
So hard to clean.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
They also say, excuse me, the hard to reach spots
like high ceiling chandeliers, ceiling fans, curtain rods. I also
think too, there's nowhere ceiling when your phone falls behind
like the little table and it's like, oh god.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
You're like, oh god, I don't even want to know
I'm going to find back there, And to.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Be honest, it's almost like worse than dropping the phone toilet,
where it's like what sorry, phone, you decide to run away?

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Yeah, you can sit. That's your home.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
So there you go. It's only official if I do this.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
The headline of the day on an intern John Your
morning show. We are pro love on this show for sure.
Did we do War of the Roses? Yes, But that's
meant to be a positive though kind of. It's meant
to make sure and a good relationship. Newly white couple
seeks divorce because their pets are not getting along.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
Did they not know that when they were dating?

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Well, I'm gonna assume there was probably a bunch of
other issues, right, It can't just be that to your point, saus.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
I mean because I've had friends who have dated people
and their animals did not get along at all, like
at all, and it just it didn't work out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Did they live with each other, No, but they kept trying.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
To make it work and the and I actually was
with them the third time that they hung out, and
the other dog was like antagonizing my friend's dog, and
the guy kept like denying it happened. When I sat
there and watched it happen, that's not good. And I'm
obviously like gonna pick my friend's side. But also I'm
not an idiot. I could be like, hey, so like
maybe girl, like it's your dog, but no, it was

(01:15:56):
definitely his dog kept just doing things until finally the
one dog just like bit. It's ear not great. But
the guy was so denial by He's like, no, that
was your dog's fault. Yeah, well, well both of them
should have cut them apart.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
That well, this this couple, so they are trying to
get their pets, a dog and a cat, to get along.
So I guess they met because love animals. They tie
the knot, then moved in together. Okay, that's where things
went south. The wife said her husband's dog harassed the
cat repeatedly when he claimed he made clear before marriage
that she couldn't bring her pets. Anybody moved in together.

(01:16:28):
It's wild, a crazy stip sipulation. Yeah, but if you
agree the sipulation.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Going in, you didn't have to get married.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Adding that her cat would hover over the fish tank,
creating tension in the house.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Uh, the cat probably was not used to the fishchank,
the dog is not used to the cat. There's a
lot here that you could have avoided.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
So, while the women refused to give up her cat
and kept accusing her husband's dog being aggressive, the husband
sided with the dog, I mean, seaming that it was
his wife's pet causing trouble. Yeah, So the kampa went
to counseling several times. Thank God, their relatives try to
broke or some type of like mediation, but too newly
white to continue to side with their pets. Ultimately cited
irreconcile differences and grounds for devors. So you know that's tough.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Yeah, I would.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
I do think when I see somebody a dating app
with a dog, my first thought is will Skittles get
along with that dog? And if I don't, think the
answer is yes, it is kind of like well with everyone. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Yeah, but also like if your dog doesn't get along
with most dogs, like, you just have to be patient
for sure. I mean you can't just like write off
You're like, oh, figure out when we're married. That's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
I would love to ask if the pets met each
other before they got married.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Exactly, hope, So it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
I mean, yeah, I would assume there's this other probably
issues and this is just the easiest loophole the Yeah,
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so these are the friends that have known you and
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develop as a person. While you might not speak to
these friends on the regular, there's a depth of understanding
that helps us feel steady and secure in our friendship
with them.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
It's also just nice when you do see them, even
if you don't catch up often because you still something
to talk about. It's nice that they've seen you through
different versions of yourself, sure, and they're just there still
supporting you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
My friend Kenny Lizza Minnesota, I've known since I was
in seventh grade. Yeah, and like we don't really talk
on the phone because that's where dudes and we just
don't do that. Yeah, but if he walked in the
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Like that's fair. Close friends, close friends, Yeah, no, no doubt.
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(01:20:55):
you've know them for years and they've been with you
with life's ups and downs. Yeah, these are the most
important for mental health because close friends let people be
their true your selves, less judgment. You can always call
them when you need anything.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
Oh for sure, Like my best friend, I know for
a fact that Kate and I like if I ever
need to like run anything by or She's gonna be
honest with me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Which like, so you need that, yeah, and you need
like that honestly when it's even not gonna be an
answer you want.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Yeah, I think that's probably winning it the most sometimes like, hey,
that you're wrong, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Yeah, friends are convenience okay, so oh like your neighbors
maybe yes, the workplace.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Yeah, so these friendships are formed through shared interests and hobbies.
You may see them or often than close friends because
of that, Yeah, which is fair. That's like if you
if you like pick a ball or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
Or yeah, or like because like for me, I like
being friends with my neighbors because then they can get
my mail for me since you get charged where I live.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
I mean, that's good to have.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
So they say they may not last forever, but they're
so important. Ye yeah your work friends, well.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
Yeah, you guys hate me though, I'm com king. I
was waiting for you to say that. I was waiting
for John to say it, so I was like, I.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Know you guys don't hate me. Where should be without me?
You know what I'm saying, She says, I don't think
any of us realize the emotional support we received from
our work friends until we were banished into remote work environments.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Oh fair, especially because I think that especially for our job,
where you have to be like one thousand percent yourself
and vulnerable, and I think that a lot of jobs
are not at all like this, that you kind of
need someone to lean on here.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Oh yeah, they say, these friends understand the struggles to
deal with that work can support like nobody else. Your
points saw us too, Like radio is so stupid, Like
common sense doesn't exist here. So anybody who's not in
the business you try to explain things, they go, but
should go ABC, I go CORRACKT, but we go A
Z number three, five, six, and then eventually get there. Yeah,
it's just the way it is.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
And finally you need the same chapter of life friends.
So as college, being pregnant, getting divorced, these friends are
experiencing the same things you are at the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Oh for sure, I think no matter where you are,
Like when my my why friend, the first one that
had the baby and got married and everything. I just
I felt bad for so I was like, she doesn't
have like none of no one in our friend groups
there for sure. They all caught up very very very quickly.
But still makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
What let me thought. Suber Text nine ninety three, three
eights Intern Johnny Morning Show, and they give you a
trigger warning. It's Intern john in your Morning show. This
therapist is talking about the passive aggressive phrases that will
keep you from getting friends. Okay, going through these, I
was like, oh, oh you do them? No, No, I
hate when I said it's like starting off with no offense.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
But oh yeah, because you're gonna find whatever comes out
of your mouth. Yeah, there's some truth behind whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
You're also setting it up for someone to be like, Okay,
you're about to make me really upset and.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Saying no offense but does not give you the green
past to say whatever you want. But I said no offense,
that still doesn't the gate.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
That's a cop out.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
It's like a robber being like, well I was going
to rob the sword. Yeah it's still not good. Still, yes, Yeah,
if somebody says to you, I guess I'll just do
it myself.

Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
I mean that's pretty passive aggressive. Yeah, but usually that
would be in a work setting that you'd be saying.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
That, for sure, or a friend if a friend is
like moving or something like that. But this, like when
you're warning someone new this edition in general, just like
you have people in your life. Okay, the they say
it's it's a guilt trip. It's a way you're saying,
I'm annoyed no one's helping me, but instead of asking
for help, all this make you feel bad about it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
Also, usually people who say that are the kind of
people that want it done exactly their way or no way,
so they want to do it themselves anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
And also sometimes it's their thing. Yeah, so it's like, yeah,
you should be doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Hey, Isel, I never said that I want to be
a part of this event whatsoever. So thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
This next one, our good friend Chuckley is guilty of this.
Must be nice, but he says it'd be funny. Oh yeah,
for like anything, but must be nice. I say that
as a joke. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
I feel like most people who I hear say that
say that as a joke.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
Yeah, but there are a few people who do actually
there's some mouth behind it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Yeah, must be nice, Yeah, well, I.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Mean when people would be like, must be nice to
be done working at ten, I'm like, you know I
got here at three thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Right, Yeah, and you also know we're not actually done working.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
There's more to do. Yeah, it's somebody he drops the
I was just kidding.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Well, usually behind like a just kidding there is truth.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Well, it's almost like I don't think they would say
they were just kidding unless you said it was wrong. Yeah,
and they like them saying it was factual. Can tell
you said it was wrong, then it became a joke.

Speaker 6 (01:25:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Yeah, if somebody drops the I thought you knew.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
I think it depends though, because sometimes I've said that
because I really thought the other person knew.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
I guess that could be true.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Yeah, because it was that happened recently to me. I
was like, no, I really thought you knew that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Yeah, they're saying the phrase is often you used to
shift blame when someone is left out of the loop.
It's a way of making the other person feel like
they missed something, even they're never told in the first place.
I think like it could be your case sauce, where
it's genuine, but also could be like you potentially didn't
invite somebody or didn't tell somebody. Well I thought you knew,
Oh I had.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
That happened to me a lot like not being invite somebody.
They're like, oh, well that you knew they were going
to be here this time, Like, no, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
It was surprise party. No, yeah, no, nothing about it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
If somebody says, I don't want to make a big
deal out of it, but but yeah, so what is
a big deal. You're just setting that up to make
it dramatic.

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
The big thing that therapist says, it's the way of
bringing up an issue of pretending you're unbothered, which just
makes things more frustrating for the person on the receiving end.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
That's fair, That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
That's one of those things where I just kind of
like roll my eyes internally. So you know, it's about
to be a waste of time. Yeah, if you're not
to make a big deal of it, let's not Yeah,
I don't know. Well, yeah, somebody says, wow, I wish
I had that kind of free time. Yeah, because that's
very passive aggressive. It's like, hey, you could make your
own free time if you try harder. It's a good
points saus I mean, you are in control of your

(01:26:39):
own life. Yeah, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
Because a lot of people, like I don't know if
it's just because because I'm on the side of TikTok,
but a lot of people are just like going home
and scrolling. I get the we're all tired. But if
you just keep on with the momentum, because every hour
that you're awake, you're just getting more and more.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Tired, that is true. So I'm hell a tired right now.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Yes, this is one of my favorite ones. Is somebody
try I just find it funny? How dot dot dot?
Oh they don't find it funny. No, it's not funny
at all. Now I just think it's funny that like, no,
it's not funny. I don't have to be funny.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
I do that. You do you do sometimes because I like,
it's usually about something that's been like an on waing
issue that then by that point I just am going
to be a jerk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Probably that's fair. I'll do a cup more of these.
If somebody drops the whatever, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
M yeah, it's not fine. It's not fine.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Yeah, yeah, somebody drops. If that's what you want to do.
Dot dot dot.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Yikes. Yeah, don't do.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
It, they say. On the surface, it sounds like accept
into reality. It's a subtle way of expressing disapproval.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
Yeah, I've done that when I've been making plans of
friends before. So I'm like, it's because it's like a
bunch of us and the one person that wants to
make the like be like the leader. I'm like, Okay,
if that's something you want, it's gonna nobody wants to do.

Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
That, just you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
I'm complain about it later, Yeah, and say I was right.
If somebody drops you, do you yep.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
I feel like that's not very common anymore. Like I
feel like when we were younger, people said that lout Yeah,
I think feel say.

Speaker 5 (01:27:59):
Do you yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
I guess so, which is kind of the same thing,
just a shortened version of it.

Speaker 7 (01:28:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
They say. The phrase can be used in supportive way,
but more often not carrious underlying tone of judgment or dismissal.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
I do that John, when you don't take my advice.
It was like, if you ask for advice, then you
don't take it. I'm like, okay, I do you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Now you all please? This is what this is what
I can't say what you say, because you'll throw your
hands up and go I guess I'll go blank myself. Yeah,
and that she'll be a way of being.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Like, all right, this is wrong because I don't like
when people ask for my advice and then they keep
talking me out of my own advice. And I'm like,
why did you ask? If this is my opinion, You're
asking for my opinion and I'm trying to literally change
my opinion. I'm not going to change that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
There's two left. If somebody drops, well, some of us
don't have that luxury.

Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
I hate that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
That's dead be down or dude, I hate that. Okay
that yeah, it's it's may sound harmless, often laces with resentment. Yeah,
it's a way of making somebody feel guilty for what
they have, whether it's time, money, flexibility, opportunities whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
I had a friend say that to me a few
years ago, and I was just like, I'm sorry, what.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
I have a very luxurious life. Had TV dinner last night? Yeah,
and don't want bread?

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Eighth the dessert. I'm not trying to flex here.

Speaker 5 (01:29:12):
We are.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
The last one is somebody drops the I guess that's
just the way it is.

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
I mean, I feel like that's like something that a
kid would say.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Yeah, I mean they say it's it's a conversation killer.
It's the way shutting down discussion, making clear and happy,
but unwilling to actually address the issue.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Yeah, it's just kind of vague too.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
It's basically saying it is what it is. Yeah, the
vibe if you want to add some nine to ninety
three three eight over text to his intern Johnny Morton Show,
if I were to play the day for you our
DC jingle Ball presented by Capital One, December sixteenth, Capital
One Arena, I think on Tuesday, the day of jingle Ball,
you leave work early. Yeah, you maybe get a hotel downtown,
you know, show pib starts like seven, get dinner like

(01:29:51):
five drinks, have a good time, you know, loosen up
a little bit, go to the show. Obviously, take work
off a Wednesday. Absolutely, it's going to be a long
I would also say be weary for a park because
sometimes parking garage in DC close at random hours. It
makes no sense. It is what it is. But the
show is going to be absolutely massive. I don't think

(01:30:12):
anybody's ever had a bad experience at jingle Ball. You'll
go in being like a fan of jelly Roll. I
love jelly roll On here's the jay Roll. Then you'll like,
I actually kind of like Nellie more. Now my whole
experience are so fun. Yeah, and hr and Conen Gray.
You will go to see your favorite artists. You'll leave
with about ten more favorite artists. That is the beauty
of a jingle ball. You can still get your tickets,

(01:30:32):
there's not many left. Hot ninety nine toy five dot
com slash jingle Ball. Let me get to this next
the red flags at restaurants. The countdown is on our
DC jingle Ball presented by Capitol One December sixteenth, Capital
One Arena. One of my favorite parts of jingle Ball
is we do the countdown before the show starts. That's

(01:30:53):
when we find out who people are really excited to see.
They'll be like the countdown from ten to zero. Then
it shows the artists and you'll be like the screams
get louder, get louder, get louder, and then you go
and I'm deaf and I lost my hearing. This year
gonna be no exception. You got Zara Larson, Nellie, Conan Gray,
Jelly roll, a j R. Alex Warren and Moore. You

(01:31:16):
can still get your tickets to jingle Ball Perfect night
Out for the family, Girls night whatever it is hot
ninety nine to five dot com slash shingle Ball. Let
me get to this next for your Monday the red
Flags at restaurants Real quick, I thought this was funny.
Celebrities are wild people. You have a lot of money
and just and spend whatever you want. Somebody put together
their celebrities were weird collections. Okay, starting with Nicholas Case.

Speaker 3 (01:31:39):
I knew you're gonna start that. I knew Nick nick
ca To be honest, Yes, he just seems really weird.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Sorry, I mean he's also got a lot of money.
He collects shrunken heads and also haunted properties.

Speaker 5 (01:31:51):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Johnny Depp has enormous Barbie collection checks out, including limited
editions like Beyonce, Elvis and Lindsay lohandall. He uses them
to quote improvise scenes with his kids.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
So yeah, that's that's I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
Tom Hanks, okay, owns more than three hundred vintage typewriters
all over the world.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
What does he do with them? Just have like a
whole room for his typewriter, he says, he.

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
Sells types letters and them and gives him as gifts.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
I love that for him. He's so fine. That's cute.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
It'd be pretty stick to get a letter from Tom Hanks,
but it would be like, hey man, but like you're
also like a billionaire and any money.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
But that's like three hundred, Like those things are like big.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Reese weatherspoon Room. Yeah, has a vast collection of antique
embroidered dresses, jackets, accessories.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
That's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
She says, part of Southern heritage.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
That's that's that's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Guys. Anything Reese says is kind of cute.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
Scenes Yeah, I'm like, you know what, rees can do
nothing wrong with my book.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
So if he changed, nothing creepy about Yeah, if you
changed at Reese's with nic cage like a Reese collect
honted properties, like, oh, that's kind of cute of her.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
Yeah, but she's like reusing like clothing. I like that
key for Sutherland owns over one hundred ra guitars. That's
good cool.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
I believe he's in bands. That kind of makes sense.
Penelope Cruise is obsessed with coat hangers and collects different shapes, sizes,
and designs all right, says she finds beauty in their craftsmanship.
I'm not be honest. They sounds like one of those
things where you're so detached from like the common person
that you tries to relate to us like, oh, they
probably is.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Probably trolling somebody and then they ran with it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Or she is like one of her poor friends like us,
like take the coat hangers from somewhere and goes, oh,
they must the commoners must collect these.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
My aunt used to get me like cool coat hangers,
and like one had these like beads all over them,
and I was like, oh my my outfits would get
caught in those beads.

Speaker 5 (01:33:38):
Though.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
Didn't you have an ex take good coat coat hangers?

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
Yeah, my velvet ones? Yeah, and he left his crappy
wire ones.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
I hate that. Angelia and Jolie collects antique and custom knives.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
That sounds well.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
She said she's been to a teenager, even passed down
the hobby to her kids. Okay, it checks out in
my book. Sure sure. Elton's John has fifteen thousand pairs
of sunglasses. Yes, also kind of checks out. I have
heard that many bunch are custom made so big his
entire rooms just dedicate to storing them.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Oh wow, good, good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
He also collects photographs. Is more than seven thousand works? Okay,
my iPhone has like ten thousand photos.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Out And so I just remember when they had this
auction when he was selling his condo in Atlanta, and
a lot of it was like photos and go go boots.

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
That's not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
And I really was going to buy a pair of
group boots and I was like, shall we You.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
Mean you ever know they could just come in handy
sometimes Well.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
I couldn't fit in them, first of all. Second of all,
I didn't have the money for them. Anyway, that's fair.
The last one, Steve Martin collects fine art. But also
we're banjo's he's a banjo play at that so adorable.
It's an intern Johnny Mary Show eight real quick. I
know you guys worked in the restaurant industry. Now they
put out red flags that signals you should leave at
a restaurant. Do you have one sauce? You mean, like,

(01:34:51):
if you're there, if you walk in, you see this,
leave I see this. I mean I've always said if
if restaurant smalls weird, I will walk out, sir. Where
if they have I've I've walked out because of this,
and maybe I'm just weird, but you know how like
they'll clean the menus, definitely, pre pandemic would and like
you would see the rag sometimes at the post stand. Yes,
if the rag looked disgusting and I would leave, I've

(01:35:14):
left before. I know that's weird. I'm like, I don't
need you if I see how they bust a table
and it's not good enough. Oh not fair?

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Yeah, I'll they asked some experts things to look for.
Number one, obviously, if it's sturdy, wine sauce, and the
menus are sticky glasses lip six steen. Yeah, the place
is empty, they say it's a Monday night, that's not concerning.
The dining room is empty during peak hours on the weekend,
could indicate the community gave up in the restaurant. Okay, fair,

(01:35:42):
I think, especially post pandemic. Yeah, you try to support
local businesses, you'd like Yeah, if it is like a
Saturday at seven o'clock and nobody's there.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Yeah, because also people talk so like my friends when
I was hanging out with them the other day, they
were talking about how this one bar was empty on
a Friday, and I was like whoa, yeah, and so
I'm like, yeah, everybody talks about that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
This one, I think is maybe one of the most
important ones modern times if it's overloaded with social media influencers.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
Oh yeah. Also, I feel like at this day and age,
we all just don't care, you know, because if you're
having a bunch of influencers go to your spot, that's
not going to make me want to go there.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
Well, I think the biggest problem with influencers now is
they don't care what they're honking as long as they're
getting it for free. So they probably hate that restaurant
influencers would try and get you to go on the Titanic. Yeah,
they're getting paid to do it legitimately, Like legitimately. I've
heard influencers who are like vegan doing steak endorsements because
they just want the money exactly, which is just crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
Is also illegal, Yes it's supposed to be. Yeah, but
you see it happen.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
You're being up sold aggressively.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
This happened with us a few months ago, and they
got kept just like trying to upsell every little thing,
like a martini. It's like one person we were with
and then like I was like looking through the beer
and he's like, well, watch you don't tell me kind
of beer drink? Well, I place remember that was like
the thing too, like they hound it us to upsell.
But you He did this to every single one of us,

(01:37:07):
and I was like, whoa. I didn't realize we were
like gonna be bartering for our drinks, Like what is happening?
And then he did to you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Did you notice that place though? And I should have
called them out because this is I think this is
very ethical. Their bread service is called like starting Bread, yeah,
and it's like six dollars. So he was like, can
I get you guys some starting bread? So yeah, you're
and you think, oh, like free bread, free but funny
chargey for which is like, yeah, so wild ish.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
But then he kept trying to get us to get
something that I thought was just like a small apptizer,
like I thought that it was like a big aptizer.
And then he started explaining it more. And then I
looked at the menu and I was like, wait, don't
worry that because it sounded like a like a pick
three thing. Yeah, but it really was just like for
basically one person on the on the menu it said
that and it was like sixty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
It was not great.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
It was sixty dollars. Yeah, I'll never go back there.
The food was not worth it anyway. Sorry, anything else if.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
I add some nine nine three three to text Intern
Johnny marsh Show. Anything you miss from today's show, If
you missed War the Rows Is, if you missed the
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Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
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