That Time We Made Intern John Clean Up His Place

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Intern John and your morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
A Happy Tuesday friend.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Welcome to the show, Intern John, is my name saw?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hello, Hello Rose?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Hi? Hi, got Eric here, got Hoodie here, So they're
here as well. Lose. It's National Festivus Day. Fine, there
we go for all those who celebrate.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I believe it's from uh sinfo For the rest of us, Yeah,
I believe so. Nine ninety three three eighths number of
techs dmon's are up. An at to wymus radio. Got
loch Gonante, get you Alex Warren tickets around seven thirty five.
Also your third biggest roses of the day. Again, this
is always be my favorite time of the year because
it's when people blow the money on their budgets on
stuff we don't need the answers to. Yeah, but then

(00:40):
you spend the money, get the money for next year.
Absolutely majority of Americans struggle with being sleepy.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah, no way, that is Shock's.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
How much did they spend on that?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
So the new research the American Academy of Sleep Medicine
on cover is just how tired Americans are during the day.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Very sure.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, Hey, I think everybody else tired. Yeah, we're all tired. Well,
let's find out for sure. Absolutely. According to the survey
of two thousand US adults, seventy two percent say sleepinesscuits
in the way of every day activities. Okay, I think
they're fair yep. Daytime sleepiness impacts everything from your mood.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Uh huh wow.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, I get a little bit cranky sometimes, yeah, you know,
to your stress or anxiyey levels okay, to your productivity
at work thank you. Yeah, yep. They also say you
can affect how you manage your household.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Well because you're tired and you're cranky.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
It also can affect romantic relationships. Thirty percent of those
twenty five between twenty five thirty four say it does.
Thirty percent of those thirty five to forty four say
it does. Okay, sure, yeah, I mean for us, it's like,
if you want to have like a life outside of work,
it's tough because we're tired all away, tired time. Also
more than half triboost ironergy with caffeine.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah, I mean that's what that's normal.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'll never forget.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Are two weeks ago we had some pie and Eric
is like, I'm just so wired because of that pie.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, I was like he said no, he said he
had a sugar rush, and I was.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Like, okay, Like what adult has sugar rushing? Yeah, if
we try a kid, dude, you.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
If you're tired nine nine three three co texts. Let
me get to this in a second for your Tuesday.
The things we silently judge people for. It's Intern Johnny
Morning Show. Hope you having a fantastic day. Appreciate you
listening Internshohn in your Morning show. My goodness, if we
had the cameras roll in twenty four hours in the
studio either be the greatest or the worst thing possible.
I'm not sure sure. Want to hit this real quick.

(02:34):
The things people are silently judging you for. Okay, before
I get into this sauce, what do you silently judge
somebody for?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
The Only thing, for some reason I'm thinking of, is
when people are out in public on speaker phone. Oh god, yeah,
it's not like I'm silently judging you. But because if
my friend was doing that, I'd be like, girl, take
that off. But yeah, if you're just a stranger, I
am definitely judging you.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Because the flip side is that it's like, does the
person on the other end know they're on speaker because
if they did, they might speak a little bit differently
in how.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
To do it.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
I remember once I went shopping with like I guess
you could say a new friend. And this was like
seven years ago, maybe very specific, I know, but I
took her makeup shopping and she was on speakerphone the
entire time you're in the store.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
That's just and it was really annoying, and I was.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Like, what a necessary.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Sometimes in the bathroom stalls here people have phone conversations,
Like there's no way even for the President of the
United States that could probably wait.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
You know where.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
It was worse th Atlanta. When I lived in Atlanta,
that was such a common thing. Or like people would
be talking to you when you're in the bathroom stall,
and I just like could not.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Get used to it.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, it's a hard pass.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Did not like anything about that.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's the hard pass. Rose. What do you silently judge
folks for?

Speaker 8 (03:42):
I feel like, well, obviously when people are driving, I
silently judge every like if they're not using their blinker
if they're like.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Using the blinkers when it's raining.

Speaker 8 (03:52):
It's they're yeah, they're using theirs. Or like, what drives
me absolutely bananas is if they have their blinker on
and they just don't into the lane, like they just
forgot that their blinker.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Is on, and it drives me so great. What are
you doing? I'm like, are you getting over or not?

Speaker 8 (04:07):
And then finally they're like, oh, yeah, I am gonna
get over, and I'm like, because I'm like, I don't
know what to do with.

Speaker 9 (04:12):
You right now.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, yeah, I agree with all those I for me,
like when you travel somebody for the first time, I
judge how you leave a hotel room, like if you
if you're a person who, like I try at least
organize the trash make it easier. But if you just
kind of like or leave a movie theater, if you're
like you're just gonna leave my trash, Oh, if you're
making somebody else's life difficult, yeah, and like, well it's

(04:32):
third job to cling. Yeah, but you have to make
it harder though, Yeah, I mean so corny. The experts.
Number one is your appearance.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Okay, I mean yeah, that's just like something you physically see,
so that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I think this also goes to the animal instinct too,
they say. Luckily, though very few will actually verbalize what
they're thinking, but silently they're looking at making snap decisions
what type of person you are? I think we talked
about once like when the first like six seconds, people
determine if you're nice, if you have money, if you're
a tell if you're attractive. Okay, like that quickly, like
the brain fires and like does the quick scan?

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Yeah, Like like you scan and you're like this person
I could be friends with us yeah, and I don't
yah with Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Manners made the list after appearance Manners number two. In
the list, they say, it's a way to tell how
we behave socially and whether we treat others with respect
or not. Kind of makes sense because I guess, like
if if they're showing bad manners in public, things like
what do you do in private?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
It can't be better.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Times where I have gone out to dinner with like
maybe like a friend brought a new friend and this
was a few years ago and I had just met
the person, but she was so rude to the waiter
that I was like, and I literally finally said something
and I said, well, I guess now that so and
so is here, all our food's gonna be spitting, so
maybe don't order a meal, like and my friend was
like very upset that I said that loud, was like,

(05:44):
your your friend is so rude that like, I don't
want to be around.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, this is awkward. This is awkward thing.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
And we've been like Rose and I have been in
the service industry.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
It's not fun to have someone just like take out
a menu item on you like I didn't Yeah, I
didn't create the menu.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
I just work here. I also didn't make to me all.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Like yeah I get that.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yeah, yeah, so it's embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
You're listening skills made the list. When you're listening to someone,
they're picking up on your body language.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Well yeah that makes sense.

Speaker 9 (06:12):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Oh my god, no.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Stop it's my favorite bit. Or somebody goes, are you listening?
Go huh? They say for sure. Others were silently judging
if you don't act like your least paying attention. Deep
hygiene habits made the list. Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 10 (06:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
I don't mean to pay attention to it, but I do.
It's just like naturally I'm like, oh that person, Like
I mean, I don't I go days without washing my hair,
so but I will be like Oh yeah, it's took
me and my girlie, Like we're like trying to like
see who can like not wash their hair the longest. Well,
it's different, that's I know, that's different, but like I'm
trying to be like positive.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
They say.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
From like a biological instinct, we look at how clean
others are to see how healthy they are.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Like I look at people's fingernails.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh interesting, Okay.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
From a social aspect, we do it to measure how
much self respect a person has.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Okay, say for themselves. Are they taking care of themselves?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the scruffier they are, the less we
think they care about their hygiene and cleanliess.

Speaker 8 (07:07):
Sometimes scruff is hot, though, yeah, it has to be maintained.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Scruff though exactly, there's a fine line with scruff.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
There is the last one. Your social media activity.

Speaker 8 (07:17):
Okay, day, Yes, I judge people on their social media
activity all the time, Like are you posting about your
relationship and then two days later telling people like stay
out of my relationship like you want all that drama?

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Are you posting way too much? Are you buying your
followers and making like super ovous like literally, like Rose
and I have talked about this girl that I have.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Like I don't have the fitness lady. Yes.

Speaker 8 (07:46):
Yeah, there's just like so many reasons that you could
possibly Like you you're posting for attention.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
And it's you know a lot you know, don't ask me, God, yeah,
you want to be asked.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
The easiest thinking. We see a lot.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
I think with like people who are trying to flex,
like influencers if they have a million followers, but their
videos only they don't get the photos because that you
can fake. But the video is not even close to
the amount of followers they have.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
It's fake.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
If you have if you have six one hundred thousand followers,
any videos are only doing a thousand views, they're not real.
Like that's kind of like the tell and that's how
you don't get scammed too, I say, more of a
scam thing too, So somebody's not trying to hawk something on.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
You like that exactly, they say.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
We not.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
We don't just watch social media. We judge people on it.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
People judge you for posting too much your selfies, on
your comments and reactions all of the.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Bove they say.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Don't even get me started on controversial posts. Yes, yeah,
I sent to you. Yes, and especially when that new
friend hard launches that relationship that where the old one
the body is still warm and they can't wait to
see this one crash and burn.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
This is what it is. It's intern John your Morning show.
This is so good.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
SA sent this to me. It's intern John your Morning show.
A PI is giving tips to how to spot a cheeter. Okay, cool,
tim me.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I don't have the patience to be a PI.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
That's a lot of like the idea of having to
sit down and watch somebody leave. Yeah, and it's not
nearly as cool as TV shows.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
To be observing it, to be always on.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, but also blending in but also paying attention. And
then yeah, what if it's like the one time I
have to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
That's why I.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Think about that.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Like when I'm thinking, like when I'm listening to podcasts
I'm talking about PI, I'm like, when did they go
to the bathroom in the bottle?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
I guess probably in the car roads if he is snacky,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
I mean they probably bring that. I'm not worried about snacks.
They can they bring their own snacks and shirt? Yeah,
you think that's part of the budget. And he cheered
the bill.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
It's like listen to watching But also, I had a
five guys run thirty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
You're need to cover that too. That's the work expense,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Maybe.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
So, she's been an expert at detecting deceitful behavior and relationships.
She advises clients to keep a watchful eye a couple
of things. For one thing, she says, watch their internet
usage and do surprise visits at work.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
I mean I would say that the surprise visit thing
would be like, yeah, just if you're really like feeling
insecure about your relationship and it's a little crazy.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
But yeah, but I think if you do it, if
you guys show up, that's weird, right, But if you
show up with like Jersey Mikes or something, yeah, bring lunch.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I think if you're dude, show up with flowers, do
you know what I mean? But if you showed with lunch, like, oh,
that's kind of cool, Like there you go, yeah, here
we go with that.

Speaker 9 (10:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
So, she says, you know your partner the best, so
something feels off, it probably is okay. Most clients would
come to me know there's something not right, and they
usually are correct.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
It's always like a trust your gut right.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
If you feel concerned, ask your partner to reinsure you
and trust. Reinsure you and your trust. If you're still
not satisfied, trust your instinct.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
If your gut is telling you to go through their phone,
she says, go through it. Raise your hand. Be gone
through somebody's phone, yep, I hery hands up, Raise your hands.
If you found something, hands up. Ye, do it instantly too.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
It was really hard to get to that point though,
because I don't ever I never that time wanted to
be someone that went through a phone, and so it
took me a really long time to like bring myself
to do it. Even though he would go through my
phone all the time and I didn't care.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Yeah, that's that was the tip off for me.

Speaker 8 (11:09):
When I saw him go through my phone, I was like, Mmm,
he's hiding something and he's trying to find something to
make him feel so himself feel better.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah, Like I would wake up and he'd be going
through my phone, but I didn't have anything to hide.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, that's mess.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Was at all.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
When your partner is not around, don't be afraid to
you quote. Check for changes in social media, such as
new followers and friends they issue and again on somebody's Instagram,
like that guy on like Sausa's account, and I sorted
her who she's following by newest to latest, then I
could see, like, do.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
That you can sort the newest? Yeah you can. I
did not know that.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Only on your own profile though, now on like if
you were on my.

Speaker 8 (11:44):
Own yeah, yeah, you would have to be.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
On her phone.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
A major red flag she notices in relationships is a
distant partner with extended periods of time away without much
of an explanation.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Well yeah that, yeah, that's pretty big.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
So Corey to her infidelity occurs between twenty twenty five
percent of marriages, so okay, when you know as your
partner's behavior is changed, she recommends poking around to see
what you can discover, even it means you do not
expect to pop up, make surprise visit to work or
a usual place they should be so like the gym
or throughout the happy hour or something like that. She
says that hiring an expert can provide you with faster results,

(12:23):
but they aren't able to access as much personal info
as you think, So she says private investigators can't go
through somebody's phone or breach any laws.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
They can't do anything like that.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
She also says too, someone looking to capture footage of
a double crossing partner for a divorce case should reconsider
because those files can't be used in court.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I didn't think that was true.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
I thought you proved infidelity that that would change things.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
Yeah, but I feel like if you go through someone's
personal stuff like snooping, it wasn't legally obtained.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Oh okay, maybe if it's just if you see somebody
in public then and you take a photo, then that
maybe that's fine.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
She says that having the evidence your partner cheating will
not assist in any divorce or legal proceedings, but we'll
give you peace of mind one way or another.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, So there you go, start snooping.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Listen if you feel like you need to, don't do it,
just to do it.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah. If you could go through one person on this
show's phone, who would you go through something?

Speaker 4 (13:19):
I was gonna say, Eric, Yeah, probably like really weird way.

Speaker 8 (13:23):
Yeah, I look, he would probably have the most interesting stuff.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
But also I don't want to know what's on his phone.

Speaker 9 (13:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Plausible diability do you. I mean, I don't want to
know Rose. If it's not Eric, who would.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
You go through?

Speaker 8 (13:36):
I would go through your phone just because you have
like a million screenshots and I want to go through
and see who who you've got, who you have things on?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
You know, I don't that's like had things to anybody.
I just keep proof of things that have happened. So
it's just like it's, uh, it's an oral tradition if
you will, it's a it's picture proof of what's happened you.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
I mean, there we go. It's the interns Johnny Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
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I gotta get to the best places to travel in

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twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Next, hang on.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
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The mistakes to avoid in your wedding day real quick.
If you're looking to travel in twenty twenty six, net
geo their list of top destinations, and it's kind of
that time, right, Like every company that has anything to
do with land is like we should say.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Where you should go?

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Six probably travel too.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, now the beauty is most these places not affordable
for common folk. But yeah, let's get ready to this.
So number twelve, North Dakota the bad Lands.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Oh but it looks pretty.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Do you think North Dakota doesn't exist?

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Sauce, I know it's South Dakota, right, I think you
say both? Why can't I I can't remember.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
North Dakota is really pretty.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
It is North Dakota because my cousin lives in South Dakota.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
You're right, I think it's Obviously, if you're going for nightlife,
not the state for you. But if you're going to
like relax and get away, it's but it's cool. Absolutely. Yorkshire,
England made the list. Oh how fuming Quebec, Canada.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
I love Quebec. I'm I'm planning to go there for
their winter Carnival.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Well, my brother and my dad and I are supposed
to go to We're trying to do a hockey trip
once the years. We're supposed to go see a Canadians game.
I think in February.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yes, sir, if you're going to Quebec City, the ice
Carnival is the first two weeks of February.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Hell yeah it was.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I went when I was an eighth great and it
was so.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Quebec's not city though it's a it's a region.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
But Quebec city. Oh gotcha?

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Okay. Milan made the list. Oh sure, okay, Well, actually
they film in Star Wars that you know.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
I was Mulan.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I saw where that Anakin got married, Yes, and that
was pretty cool. Yeah. Japan made the list. Short walk.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
I feel like a lot of people have been traveling
to Japan lately.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
For me, it's just a logistical thing. Of like that's
a long flight. Our friend Thor God bless him, he's
I don't even know branches anymore. He's in the military.
Every branch. He's like, Hey, come out to like Japan
this weekend. I go, what what do you think I
do for a living? And how fast thing I can
get to Japan for a weekend.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
I feel like you'd have to just do like a
like a five days.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Absolutely, Pittsburgh made the list. Okay, sure, the Dominican in general,
that's where I'm going. The Maican's lovely when he lands,
like Jassic.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Park because I went there for that wedding and then
I'm going back for New Year's Eve.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
That's cool. Black Sea Coast in Turkey.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Oh cool. I've seen pictures of it.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Route sixty six and Oklahoma.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Oh Oklahoma, not not for they.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Just saying Oklahoma, Oklahoma have never been, have been, no desire.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
I don't know what's on it they have. Is that
why they have the song at sixty six?

Speaker 9 (17:07):
Perhaps?

Speaker 3 (17:07):
I think Oklahoma's probably on the places where you said
to like go like I went to Alabama a couple
of years ago, had no intention going ever, yeah, went like, oh,
Alabama's pretty sick.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
I went to golf shores because like the beach and
stuff it is. I.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Number three's Beijing, Okay, cool, I've been pretty dope. Number
two is Maui in Hawaii.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Oh yeah, it looks so pretty too.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
And then I'm gonna say it's wrong for sure. Keigra
National Park in Rwanda, East Africa. Okay, I've been getting
tiktoks of Like TikTok thinks that I got money apparently
because it's like nature reserves like girafts wake you up,
like that'd be sick, would be sad, but like there
ain't no way.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah, I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
My parents like, hey, we invented gum rappers and here's
your trillion dollars.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I don't know if I want drafts waking me up?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
What would you want to wake you up?

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Sunrise on a beach? Oh yeah, water yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Draft that tongue though, bro, I'm exciting.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
And Johnny morn Show, it's Internshohn in your morning show.
Appreciate you hanging out if we can do anything for you.
Nine ninety three three eight is the number of text
DM's always open at WYMOS Radio. This wedding expert put
out the eight mistakes to avoid on your big day.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Want to go through this?

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Rose has been married, is married, yes, last, and I
have been in plenty of weddings. Let's see if these
make sense. The first thing she says is no, I
guess guess?

Speaker 8 (18:29):
Oh yeah, absolutely not. You do not want to bite
someone that you're just iffy about. You want them to
be like you want to make sure one hundred percent
that you want them there.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, okay, so she says, to guarantee wedding day success.
Being brutal when it comes to deciding which loved ones
actually make the invite list, your guests can cause a
whole live issues on your big day, she warned.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
No.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
RSVP means there's no meal or table setting, no wedding favor,
and you have a factor them into you an evening
catering arrangements. They advise you exercise wisdom with the guests,
being careful to only welcome folks who happily follow the
rules from the start. That's true, that makes sense. Yeah,
why the person's be paying the ass.

Speaker 8 (19:09):
Yeah, you also don't want to invite like people that
you feel.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Obligated to invite.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
Yeah, it's your day, Like you don't actually want them there,
but like you need to invite them for whatever reason.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Best believe, if I ever get married, I'm sending invites
to anybody I think is loaded and will not come.
Like Tim Cook. I'm like, hey, Tim, it's been a
minute man, appreciate you so much.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Hope Apple's doing well. Here's our wedding. Do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 11 (19:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Yes, because yeah we'll never know.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah why he shows up and like, who's that guy
that looks like Tim Cook?

Speaker 8 (19:41):
Or what if he says a really nice present, like
any phone with a charger, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
With the little but the little marshmallow. Yeah, he's like, listen,
that's how much I care the next one. Tyle Babies
not on board. They say nothing ruins a sacred moment
at the altar, like the ear shattering crowd. I have
a screaming baby, says, children unpredictable often choose the worst
time to be loud. If you truly want to be
in the moment and have young children at wedding, please

(20:09):
ask parents to leave them if they start fussing, or
leave with them they start fussing.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah, that's a personal preference.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah I get that.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Somebody's like it's like, if somebody's trying to babies, I'm
happy to take the baby somewhere, take yeah for a walk.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
It is like really distracting because I've been in plenty
of weddings where there's been babies like screaming or like
a toddler like running around and I can't hear what's
going on. Not that like I really need to hear
because I know they're getting married, and I'm like, god,
this is like.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
They're speaking a lot at baby's saying no, baby doesn't
improve of the wedding. As far as gifts, the experts says,
a good wedding guest always brings the couple a suitable gift. Okay,
unless there's a strict no gift policy, wedding guests should
always offer the happy couple token of congratulations for sure.
They say give them money to start their new life

(20:53):
or to go towards their honeymoon, and item in their homes,
something personal and handmade. I've been seeing that a lot
more on registries where it's donate money for the honeymoon fund.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, I think that's cool.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
I always bring money, like I never get a gift gift.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
And now like with VEMO too.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
A lot of what registries have the person's VEMO, so
it's even easier to do.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Yeah, like I used to just like put cash like
a check even like before a card.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
He wrote a check for weddings.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Because I didn't I didn't have cash, was like a
check book.

Speaker 11 (21:21):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Spruce up the crew, they say, unless your wedding is
a laid back affair, and you sure tell your team
to match your dress code.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yes, yeah, of course.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Uh huh uh, they say, instructions, rides and the big
day vendors such as planners, caterers, DJs and photographers. Interesting,
they need to blend in your day and look professional.
But you also don't want them to look like it
brides me at Grimsman, So let them know what the
color theme is. When I was working as a wedding
photographer before starting my business, I always check the dress
codes and color of my couples.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
That's interesting.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
That's interesting.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Like this like the staff, for lack of a better word,
they kind of blend in, but you know, like, oh,
they're not in the wedding. Yeah, I think I never
even thought of that. Okay, no red wine?

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Really? Why?

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah? They say to avoid messy spills.

Speaker 11 (22:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, should they say their band red wine from the
ceremony interception.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
You can't say that?

Speaker 8 (22:13):
Yea that Yeah, I'm gonna go with no on that one,
because not everyone drinks white wine, and some people only
if they are drinking, they're drinking red wine.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
You're like excluding a whole group of people.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
On the flip side, they say mocktails are a must.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, I think now, especially they're so popular.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
There's some mocktails are so good, Like we could use alcohol,
but it's still like I would still sip on this.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Yeah, lightful, they say.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Intead of limiting sober gas and sodas and water, they
want brides and grooms offer a few funky, non alcoholic.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Beverages at the bar.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
I think that's fun.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, that's kind of cool thing.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Feed your foodies, so they say, facing on a couples
love typically doesn't satisfy their hunger. Hung Your wedding guests,
they insist, and new hubbies and wives keep something yummy
on Attende's forks knives. Your wedding parties and your gas
likely to skip lunch or eating lightly to get to
the ceremony, which means by time your wedding starts. Uh,

(23:06):
they haven't eaten since breakfast, So that's like it can
be as much as seven eight hours we're hungry.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
I definitely think if you have a cocktail hour, you
have to have like bites, like some apps and stuff.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yes, especially during that cocktail hour you're doing the photos. Yeah,
people will be more forgiving about it if they're snackies,
because I have.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Been at plenty of cocktail hours that have just been
drinks and like I've had to travel for the wedding,
i haven't eaten since, like you said, breakfast. Yeah, and
I'm just like a guest, but I still would like
to eat something. And I'll be I'm that person, like hungry.
When were we eating?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Oh yeah, because you're saying bad mood and then it's
like so then the wedding party gets to the wedding,
you're still not eating right away because it's the speeches,
and then you really hate the speeches.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, oh god, I'm getting.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
It's like a whole thing. It's a whole process.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Give me some hogies, some chips, I'll be good to go.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
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Speaker 4 (24:29):
You got that?

Speaker 3 (24:29):
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This morning, you're Alex Warren. Tickets. We have him at
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Speaker 2 (24:45):
Cool as you wanted to be dude.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
You can check the instagram at Ymus Radio. Asking for
a friend comes in seconds. What do you do with
a friend? Crush?

Speaker 9 (24:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
This is funny too real quick sauce.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
What is the one chore you cut corners on the most.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
I don't really mind laundry, but I just get so
lazy with it. It's so easy to throw it back in there, yeah,
or like yes, or like I will like redo, like the.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Washing machine a few times.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Sometimes of course absolutely, like yesterday, put on the chair.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
There's the laundry share.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
No, I have my laundry couch right now. It's in
the front of my house. Everyone to see.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Really, Rose, what is your one corners on the house?

Speaker 4 (25:24):
I'm gonna say laundry as well.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
Like the laundry will all fold it eventually and it'll
just sit on the couch for a while. And I'm like,
I literally I just don't have time or the patients
to do this right now. But I also sometimes it
gets transferred from the couch to the bed to be
put away.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Back to the couch.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Oh yeah, I did that yesterday as well.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
For me, it's just organized in general. It's like as
as I don't let me help you, welcome to If
it's in a general area, I'm good to go. So
they asked folks the top task we cut corners on,
as far as house shores laundry made it ten.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Oh wow, that's fair. I think that's so low.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
If they were like a way to calculate washes versus weares.
Some of my items of clothing or towel has been
washed way more than I've ever been used, because it's
like back in there. Watering plants made at nine.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
I have fake plants so I don't have to water
them because I will kill.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
I was talking to my barber, shouts to a pente
a beer to goat. She was saying that keeping her
plants alive is hard than keeping her kid alive. And
she even bought a plant thing that it's supposed to
water on itself. And dan girls sucks.

Speaker 12 (26:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Filing documents may at eight.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
But oh putting them like a white Yeah, and you can.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Even fill them out. Sorting emails, nobody sorts.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Emails, Deleting email.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
It's a difficult task. Washing the car, sure, oh yeah,
I put that so bad. Ironing clothes. Wrinkle release spray
is the greatest invention of all. I have a steamer
or some ice cubes in the driver works too.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
In fact, there you go. Making the bed. Yeah. I think.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
There's also those reports that if you want to get
rid of bed bugs. You shouldn't make her bed every
day because that just puts them back to incubate.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Basically, why are we getting rid? Why do you have them?
Or or even just like I know it's like apparently bacteria.
I make my bed right when I wake up in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I can't make my bed because my husband is there
organizing a drawer made the list.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
I love organizing.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Do you really even yours?

Speaker 13 (27:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
I just like like looking all.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
As long as it closes, I'm good. That's kind of
like my this shover shut vacuuming.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Oh sure, sure, I got like a little mini I
got like the refurbished handheld vacuum. I know, I've been
using that like crazy. My mom's like, what are you doing.
I'm like, oh, I'm vacuum So.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Is it for you? It's like a therapeutic type of
like a vibe.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I'm like, oh crumbs, oh, thank.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
You, thank you. Cleaning the house overall is number one.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Sure, I think it was always cleaning, not really, but
I just like it.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
They also say to they asked other hygiene stuff, they say,
thirty nine percent of people of Mitch never flossing.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Oh, get a water floss. Are you doing the shower?

Speaker 9 (27:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Uh, and they more than half say they prefer do
the long term shortcuts then spending the full time doing
cleaning or sugar because.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
I know that one day Shelby will have the energy
to like findlow that dust dishwasher.

Speaker 9 (28:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Future John's a lot of horse coming. Yeah, and it
sucks for him, but not right now. Intern Johnny Marshall
asking for a friend on Intern john your Morning Show.
Sometimes you go through things you don't ask the people
in your life for advice. So you ask for a
friend because somebody listening has probably been in your shoes.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Fake name Tory, Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Your question involves I want to say, a long lost love,
but involves a really good friend.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (28:31):
Yeah, so I have known this friend for a while.
We've been from since college. We are very close. We're
in like the same friend group.

Speaker 11 (28:42):
Yes, and uh, you know, like our friends are even joke,
you know, like if we're you know, both single and
you know, not married by the timry Bernie and he
is single. Now, okay, I'm trying to figure out like
if I should make a move.

Speaker 9 (29:00):
Okay, how do what do I do?

Speaker 3 (29:03):
So do you think it's a case of when you
guys met, if you're both single at the time, it
probably would have been you know, you two a data
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 9 (29:13):
It was like always wrong place, wrong time, or like
one of us was with someone or going through you
know what I mean. It's just like the timing has
never worked out, and it kind of feels like the
right time.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
And do your other friends support this? They say like, oh,
you should definitely go and make the move.

Speaker 11 (29:33):
Yeah, like they're yeah, they joked about it, like we've
all kind of Yeah.

Speaker 9 (29:39):
I think it's something everyone's pretty aware of.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
And I guess, like in your deep, deep part, do
you believe in your soul it would work out?

Speaker 14 (29:48):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (29:49):
I hope.

Speaker 9 (29:50):
So that's why I'm a little nervous. I'm like, I
don't want to mess everything up just because there's something
I've been thinking about since you know, college. But I'm hoping,
I guess at.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Least at least this way, you know, regardless, is that
kind of the vibe too, I.

Speaker 9 (30:04):
Don't want to go through life never know way.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Sure, okay, butt you in hold this one second. So
what do you do if you're fake named Torri? Do
you reach out? Do you wait for things to happen?
Nine ninety three three eight to text dms are up
an at wymous Radio asking for a friend on intern
John in your Morning show, Asking for a friend on
Internsjohn in your morning show. We just talked a fake

(30:27):
named Tory. She has a friend she's known since college.
I had been of a crush on him since then.
It never quite worked out where they were all these
in relationships at the same time, or one would be single,
one would be in a relationship. Now they're both officially single.
Does she make a move? Nine ninety three three eights
number of texts dms are at wymos Radio while we

(30:48):
get you in hold saucy thoughts.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
I wish I knew how long he had been single,
because like, if he broke up with this person a
week ago, I wouldn't be like, Hey, that pack we
made about dating one. We're thirty. Yeah, But I do
think if it's been a while, bring it up. I mean,
life short, just and you guys are all refriends. If
you've already talked about it, if you were even in college,
wasn't that long ago?

Speaker 4 (31:08):
I mean, just bring it up. Shoot your shot.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
You brand a good point.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Though with not knowing how long he's been single for,
because it almost would be a bigger red flag if
he only been single for two weeks and he was like,
thank god, now I can go a fake Dane tory,
because then how do you know if somebody else won't
catch his eye down the line like that, I.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Am saying, don't like, pounce on him the second he
breaks up with this person, because if somebody do that
to me, I'll be like, bro, like, you're just waiting.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Around for me?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
That's yeah, I think if you if you're willing to,
if it's a long term relationship, but you're already to
bounce around to the next person quickly, that to me would.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Be a bit of a oh that too.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
I just meant like, I wouldn't want her to do
it the second I broke up, because I'd be like, oh,
have you just been waiting around?

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Because that would make me kind of feel bad and
weird out. At the same time, I.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Noticed your ex, who has what I want, is no
longer on your That's so crazy.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Crazy, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
You ever wonder if I'm a good kiss or not?

Speaker 4 (32:00):
My God, they logic, you wouldn't kiss me.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
You know what I mean? Okay, Yeah, I do thoughts.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
I say, shoot your shot.

Speaker 8 (32:11):
As long as it's like they didn't just break up
and he's still heartbroken over it, I don't see why
there would be a problem with it. I mean, obviously,
if it was kind of talked about before, it seems
like there was probably some interest on his end, So
I feel like it's a safe bet to just go
for it.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Well, I do like the idea of elist you'll know,
which I think people sometimes say that but then don't
quite think of if it goes the bad way, like
you could find out it could be positive, and then not.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Knowing I think also drives some people a little mad.
So yeah, for.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Sure, But I'm saying like, if you want to know,
you'd be okay with these.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Being know though you have to be okay all all things.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Yeah, And then like, you can't really hold it against
somebody if they don't have feelings for you, because that's
just not really fair to them either, because.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
They're human beings, so they're allowed to feel how they
want to feel.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah, I'm trying to think to you, if I had
somebody for my past reach out now, I don't know
if I would be like even thinking about it. I'm
sure I told people in the past, like, hey, one
day if we were both single the same time. Yeah,
but like life's happened and I forget things.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Last year, I had a guy that I did to
reach out and he wanted to try to make things
work after like years, and I said, no.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Had you ever thought about it before?

Speaker 4 (33:16):
I always call him my kryptonite?

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Doesn't sound good, Okay, I'm like, oh, man, I would
love to you, but no, okay, that's fair.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Good for you though, thank you.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Let's go in Fairfax, Christina, Good morning, by good morning.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
So you were in a similar.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Spot where you had a crush on a guy friend
for a while the timelines never quite worked out, and
you actually did tell him once.

Speaker 9 (33:42):
I did.

Speaker 15 (33:43):
I did, and he said that at one point in
our friendship he did feel the same way. I mean,
we knew each other all college and everything, but he
didn't have the feelings anymore. But we are very good friends,
and so I'm glad that I said something so.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
That we could move on from it.

Speaker 15 (34:04):
Sure, it really is one of my best friends.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
And so do you feel like the friendship hasn't changed?
It gets spending. Everything's good and maybe even a little
bit better because now we're all all the feelings are
out totally better.

Speaker 15 (34:17):
Yeah, because I mean, you know, to build a closeness
with someone, you have to just you have to be
vulnerable and honest.

Speaker 9 (34:25):
And so.

Speaker 15 (34:27):
We'll start together as friends.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Amen.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Okay, thank you for listening. I have a great day
you too. How about in Woodbridge? Kelly?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Good morning, Good morning. Okay, so you're.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Sorry you.

Speaker 16 (34:42):
I was going to say I was kind of in
a similar situation where I was really starting to crash
on a friend of mine, and I was like, Okay,
I'm just going to bite the bullet and say something,
and it was a complete relief to actually, you know,
speak my piece. But sadly it did not work out
and we're we're not even friends anymore.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Okay, Yeah, Well do you think that had you not
have said anything, do you think you still could have
been friends anyway? Or would have been like you always
would have wanted more. You've always thought about them, and
it probably is for the best.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Oh, that was.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
A good question.

Speaker 16 (35:18):
I mean, yeah, we'd probably still be friends, but I
would probably drive myself a little crazy.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
No, that's fat.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
It could be yeah, fair, okay, can I put you
in hold one second? Sure would love your thoughts over
text nine ninety.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Three three eight.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
If you want to do an asking for a friend
d m's rope and at WYMS Radio, it is Intern
John in your morning show. And don't forget the countdown
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The cool part two is been posting the videos on
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Appreciate you listening Intern John in your morning show.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
It is crazy.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
I think a week ago we were at our sold
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found out Alex warn was gonna be there, We're all like,
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Would be something really special. You can see him live
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around to make us say oh no, in a second,
let's get to this to you real quick. They ask
folks for the worst TV families of all time.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
I'm gonna go through the list.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I want you guys to think of yours like this
family absolute worst human beings, worst people.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Of all time.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Okay, like I think of like even though they're not
I guess perfect, like the always sunny like Jennis and Duse.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
I'm like, you know what, They're all quirky, they're all
like the same wavelength and weird and they're doing it
to each other.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
But they are better people.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Well I think that.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
I don't think they're the worst fambling, but.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
They are bad people.

Speaker 9 (37:02):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
So making the list was the Gallagher family from Shameless.
I just started watching Shameless. They are like they cheat
the system, rob cars, steal cars.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
As far as morals go. Yeah, the Bird family, Nozark.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Maybe the list only seen the first season. I can't
remember that.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
The uh Samanaka family and Breaking Bad help Fling sent
it right. I haven't seen back in Bad in a minute,
better call Saul, I'm not I think probably Saul's family,
I would assume, but I'm not positive for sure. The
gray Joy family in Game of Thrones, I think that's
probably fair.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
The Brown family and Sister Wives. I've not watched Sister Wives, so.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
I think. Yeah, okay, married to the same dude. I've
only seen a few episodes.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
But yes, and the fact that I pulled it off.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
I think that's the one. You know I was gonna
I'll bring it up later, okay.

Speaker 12 (37:54):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
The Falcone family in the Penguin it's like this Batman characters.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Uh, target Arian family and Game of Thrones. A lot
of bad stuff in that family.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Mary Brown was his I think I think his first wife,
so I would say.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yes, sure.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
The Gemstone family and Righteous gem Stones.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
They are they are bad.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
The Baby Billy fall Uncle Baby Billy. Come on now.
The Soprano family and Sopranos. Okay, I mean yeah, I'm
talking about moral people.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
The Lancer family and Game of Thrones awesome, not great. Yeah,
Sister Wives, there you go. The Meyer family and Veep.
I've not watched Veep.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
I've heard of the VIP one.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, with thanks Lou Joe Dreyfus, I believe it.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
The roy family in succession made the list, I know
the end of they believe last year. The number one
worst family of all time according to these votes, the
Bolton family and Game of Thrones.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
A lot of Game of Thrones. Every family just sucks. There.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
I'm still going with the always Sunny Family, sauce worst
TV family of all time?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Who you got?

Speaker 5 (38:57):
I always even though I absolutely love this show, so
I would say, and Madman, what's their last names?

Speaker 4 (39:03):
The Drapers? Yeah, I just couldn't stand, Like, I.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Love the show, but I was like, God, like you
bad person. Not just that, but like also like what's
he name?

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Betty?

Speaker 9 (39:12):
Yeah? Betty?

Speaker 4 (39:13):
And then the board what was her name Caitlin or something? Sarah?
I don't name.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Yeah, I've been watched the show in a while, but
I always felt bad for her because she's always being
set up for failure because her mother was. I mean,
but at first, like you really liked Betty? I don't know, sir,
but I loved it the show, how about you?

Speaker 8 (39:28):
My first vote goes to the Lanists because for obvious reasons. Yeah,
but I also think the Griffin family on Family Guy.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
That's good if you want to add some ninety three
three attacks intern John Mary Show the check in on interns.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
John in your Morning show.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Our chance to hear from you today, we're doing make
us say oh no. You tell us a story where
something went wrong. Our only reaction can be oh no.
Nine eight to text. The m's were open at to
YAMS Radio. Let's go in Tyson's brand. Good morning, good morning?

Speaker 2 (40:06):
All right? What happened girl?

Speaker 4 (40:09):
The first time.

Speaker 17 (40:11):
That I met my boyfriend's parents, I came over for
dinner and his mom loves to cook. My boyfriend can
sometimes be a little aloof about some things. Sure, I
am a gluten free gal. Okay, I can't handle it. Ye,
my stomach doesn't like it. Yeah, yeah, pretty yep. Well,

(40:34):
his mom made homemade pasta, like from scratch, and I
had to suck.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
It up and just eat it.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Okay, you did you know going into it? Like, did
you nudge him and go hey he told him right?
Or did you just find out about five minutes later?

Speaker 17 (40:54):
I found out as they were bringing it to the table.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
Yeah, And I was like, and I just looked at him.

Speaker 17 (41:02):
Like I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 9 (41:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Are we still together?

Speaker 12 (41:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:06):
We're still together.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
But yeah, fair, okay, can I put you in a
hold one second?

Speaker 9 (41:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
That makes her your current leader. I love to hear yours.
Can you make us say oh no? Nine nine three
three eight to text. Dms are open at Wymoss Radio.
It is the check in uninterned Young, your morning show,
the check in on intern John and your Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Our chance to hear from you.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Hear about your life here about your stories, because your
life so much more interesting than ours. Today we're doing
a round him. Make us say, oh no. You tell
us what went wrong on the big day. Could be graduation,
could be wedding, first date, whatever. Our only reaction can
be oh no. Nine ninety three three eight to text.

(41:58):
DM's open at Wymoss Radio. Let's go in Gaithersburg, Kim,
good morning, good morning. Okay, so your hand will make
us say, oh no? What happened?

Speaker 6 (42:09):
I was at my boyfriend's house and I we went
out to dinner.

Speaker 9 (42:13):
I was having some tummy issues, so I needed to
use the bathroom. But I ended up clogging the toilet
and I was.

Speaker 12 (42:23):
Just mortified, totally mortified. But he ended up being cool
about it.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
But still I couldn't figure it out. I was in
there for a long time.

Speaker 9 (42:31):
Had to tell him what happened.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
So let me ask you what the toilet?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
How how long were we dating at this point?

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Just maybe a couple of months?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Oh no, this is this is like early early.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
On it was fresh okay okay?

Speaker 2 (42:47):
And how long were together now?

Speaker 6 (42:48):
Total?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (42:51):
Like coming up in a year?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Okay, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
All right?

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Can I put you and hold one second?

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, that is one of those times where I would
want to blush myself. Just absolutely put myself down the drain.
Let's go in Herndon Corey, good morning, Good morning, your
hand for make us say? Oh no, what you got girl?

Speaker 19 (43:12):
First time I met my in laws and they don't
they it was a long drive, they don't live here.
I brought my dog and I had assured them, I assure,
like I said, you know, he's he's perfect, he so
well behaved, nothing will happen. But he had diarrhea all
over their white carpet.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Oh no, how soon and getting into the house.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
About ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Oh no, I just go home.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah that's tough.

Speaker 19 (43:43):
Okay, Yeah, I mean we're married now.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
But they ran up.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Yeah, So I mean, was it enough of like an
icebreaker or were they cool about it or how they react?

Speaker 6 (43:53):
They were not. They were not cool about it.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
They were not.

Speaker 19 (43:56):
They're still not over it. But it's you know, we
are married, so you know we got this far.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Okay, now that the dog is their grandchild, has grandchild
been invited back.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Into the house?

Speaker 6 (44:08):
No, uh uh no.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Ye, that's like that the one time.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
The one of course has to be on the white carpet,
of course has to be a liquid not solid.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Okay, Corey, can I put you in hold one second?

Speaker 6 (44:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Would would for sure do it? And you would do
it the smiles face my boy.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Yes, bel Air crys So, good morning, good morning, You're
sorry what you got for us?

Speaker 20 (44:36):
So I recently had a baby and my father in
law came to stay with us for a little while
and to help out and everything. And while she was here,
she did some organizing and uh she found my personal
massager if you get my drift, okay, and she just

(44:58):
kind of she just kind of left it out for me.
Nice to meet, like on the beadle. Oh no, I
mean she's a very sweet woman. You know, she's doing
a lot for us, but like and.

Speaker 12 (45:13):
She knows you know.

Speaker 20 (45:14):
Obviously she knows we have sex. We just had a baby,
So yeah, she left it out for me.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
I mean, in that case, I guess she knows it
hasn't been used recently, because yeah, okay, all right, can
I put you in hold one second?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah, and how about we go in Waldorf Rachel, good
morning morning. This is a nightmare for me. Your story
make us say, oh no, what happened?

Speaker 9 (45:41):
Girl?

Speaker 12 (45:43):
So I was working at a job I really didn't like,
and I had gotten a job offer elsewhere and I
was about to take it, but I hadn't told my
boss yet.

Speaker 9 (45:53):
And one day I was sitting at my desk and.

Speaker 12 (45:55):
I thought I was texting my best friend about how
much money I was going to make it the job.
And I looked down on my phone and I was
actually texting my boss.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Which is insane. It was your boss at work that.

Speaker 12 (46:10):
Yep, it was my current boss at the job that
I do.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
No. Yeah, were they cool about it? Were they like, hey,
what's going on?

Speaker 12 (46:20):
They were not cool about it, But it kind of
solved the problem for me because it ended up being
my two weeks.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Notice, Like, I just had to tell them, Okay, are
you at the current that the job you left for.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Are you still at that company? Okay, there we go.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Hold one second, yep, this is tough. Let's go in Bethesda. Lisa,
good morning, Good morning. I would die for you. So
your story make us say, oh no, what happened?

Speaker 21 (46:55):
I got a call from a dry cleaner. I had
had my wedding is suge prior and dropped my dress
off there, you know, to get done up the way
it's supposed to get done up, and then put it
away for who knows how long.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
And then.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
He called me.

Speaker 21 (47:11):
Back a couple of days ago and said, oh, well,
your dresses were a prologized, just left a message apologize,
you know, your dress was damaged and and then yeah,
I was like what, uh you know, what do you
do after that?

Speaker 6 (47:28):
So then but then when I called.

Speaker 21 (47:30):
Him back and he wasn't there, but there, luckily was
the manager there. So sports to the manager, explained everything
and told him that the voice snow.

Speaker 15 (47:38):
And then the manager.

Speaker 21 (47:40):
Said, oh no, it's okay, honey, it's someone else's dress.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
It's not oh god, what so somebody dress, Yeah, regardless
of somebody's dress was ruined.

Speaker 9 (47:48):
Was no, but but.

Speaker 21 (47:52):
It's it's like I have the sense of relief, but
also like, I know how that felt, like what happens
when they called you to personally?

Speaker 3 (48:01):
I can't imagine. Okay, can I put you on hold
one second?

Speaker 9 (48:06):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (48:07):
See you one more in Rockville, Hailey, good morning, good morning?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Okay, your hand for make us say, oh no, what happened?

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (48:16):
So a few years ago, when I graduated from high school,
I was valedictorians and I was giving the commencement speech.
And the night before I really was doing the whole,
you know.

Speaker 20 (48:28):
Skin care routine.

Speaker 22 (48:29):
Wanted to look my best, and I had gotten this
new moisturizer. And when I woke up the next morning,
I had hives all over my face.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Oh no, oh no, oh no, my okay, did we
still give the speech?

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Did we still go through the graduation?

Speaker 20 (48:48):
We did?

Speaker 6 (48:49):
We did?

Speaker 22 (48:50):
It looked like I was probably from a distance, it
looked like I was one of those people who just like, blush.

Speaker 19 (48:54):
Is really bad when they're nervous.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Sure, yeah, and all.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
My pitch yeah, oh no, okay, Hayley, can I put
you in hold one second?

Speaker 13 (49:04):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (49:05):
Sure, let me go, Manny, good morning, your.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Hand for make us say, oh no, what happened?

Speaker 9 (49:13):
Well?

Speaker 6 (49:14):
My now mother in law sent me a text accidentally
obviously just somebody else. She sent it saying that me
and my now fiance we're not going to say together,
Like she didn't, oh my okay?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Instead, did you kind of put two and two together
pretty early on, like, oh this is about me?

Speaker 9 (49:35):
Yep?

Speaker 6 (49:36):
Pretty much. I mean she was pretty blunt in the text.
I don't know if she was sending it to.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Okay, did she apologize or what happens?

Speaker 6 (49:44):
No, she apologized.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
I mean I was like hi to me, Yeah, okay, and.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
She apologized, and you know it was almost like the
icebreaker we kind of needed.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Sure, Yeah, okay, all right?

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Can I put you in hold one second?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Yeah, I would love to get your over text nine
nine three three eight. Our DM's always open, by the way,
twenty four to seven at YMS Radio. It is the
check in an intern John in your morning show. I'lle
be having a great Tuesday. Thank you for hanging intern
John in your morning show. You're about an hour away

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from the third biggest war of the Roses of twenty
twenty five. You can binge the previous ones hood. He's
got a full list up at YMS radio dot com
real quick obviously, Christmas Eve tomorrow if your tree's not
up yet. Uh, you got this, You got this for sure.
But I thought this is interesting. They found the old
the odd things we used to hang from our trees
instead of stuff we do now. And some of these
are like this sounds like a disaster.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
For instance, fruit.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Oh yeah, because and then the birds will eat it.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah, I was thinking of like bugs and that.

Speaker 9 (50:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
But even they're saying, some folks use like apples and stuff.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Do you dry it though?

Speaker 9 (50:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Really?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:51):
They dry it out and hang out.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
How do you know that?

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Because I've learned that in elementary school?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Really?

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Yes, what class? I don't okay, I did not. Classes
weren't broken up like that, alight know that?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Fancy cakes?

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Okay, so they would frost cakes and different designs found
in German bakeries and hang those from the tree. Candy
strawberries look very pretty. Several dozen required to make an
effective display.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
How did they stay?

Speaker 3 (51:14):
That's also me Trees are stronger back then. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
trees are the only snowflakes. Yeah yeah, trees back in
my day bra they can hold cakes, and they can
hold cakes. That just seems like a lot of them
apart a lot of money though too. Yeah, to hang
a cake and then with you have pets. Yeah, it's
always fun watching the cats jump in the trees.

Speaker 9 (51:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Cats. I feel bad like everyone I know that has
a cat, they have to get those special things down
to put around the trees.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
It's like, stop. Do the same thing for Eric, he
likes to play with them. Yeah, he's like a moth
to flame ears of corn.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Okay, so different.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
So nineteen oh seven Harper's Bizarre article, I advise country
children who couldn't get starbuck decorations to make the throwing gingerbrearre
or donut animals, mens and birds using ears of corn.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Yeah, doble.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
They also say they make the corn of icicles. That's
kind of cool, Like that's adorable, sure, especially in the Midwest. Yeah,
we're corn fed folk for sure.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Are Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Fake bird nests Okay, I feel like those are still
like you still see people doing that.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Yeah, I think that's kind of cool because it kind
of looks like whatever. So in eighteen seventy seven article
from The Girl's Home Book, which we love but I
do I do, they advise to get the cook of
the family to get some half of unboiled eggs, dip
them in white. In that way, it looks like there's
actual eggs in the bird nest. Yeah, sure, okay, which
leads to our next thing. Back in the day, people

(52:33):
used to put live birds in the tree. Yeah you see,
Oh yes, like a great family duration. Yeah yeah, yes,
Well if you guys remember the eighteen ninety five Western
Journal of Education article which we read all the time. Yeah, absolutely,
talking about they all say don't light a live candles
in the tree because they are quote more or less dangerous.

(52:53):
No way, but that is like before the less Yeah,
back in the data before YouTube. You need to hear
stories about they had the Harper family. They burned down
their house with it. There's no way that happened.

Speaker 9 (53:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Yeah, they're just dumb more or less. It's not good.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
No fake snow, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Yeah. On eighteen ninety six said house keep being up.
The idea for his strings of popcorn found the many trees.
They say popcorn as much pretty and more effective when
pins the tree than when strung, as it usually.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Is the case.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
It's cute.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I've never done the popcorn thing. It seems like it'd
be very tedious and time consuming.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
I mean we made them like out of in elementary school,
but we didn't put them on my tree.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
But you had cats growing up, sauce they were attack
a tree. I think so like Batman sounds like a tree.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
I really remember that wasn't a core memory.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Okay, it is crazy like these articles again eighteen ninety six,
like decorating the tree has been a thing. Like these
sogs are on the verge of World War One and
they wonder what tree, But.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
They wanted something that it probably felt familiar.

Speaker 9 (53:46):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
What you mean familiar?

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Oh when they're like, you know, it's like roller war wine.
But no, let's like make it.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Yeah, gotcha.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Toxic sparkles oh so uh huh so Western Journal of
Education in eighteen ninety five. But VI is applying glue
to the trees then scattering mica on it to create
a dazzle. Oh uh, Mika, snow is all but this
might go the sorry, Yeah that makes for sense. Yeah,
the substance is toxic to the law. Yeah, I mean
our parents used to play mercury. Yeah, class so like

(54:17):
but as long as it looks good, yeah, fair, I
mean the Snow and Wizard of Oz was asbestosbestos whatever. Yeah,
like that was like the snow they used for the moment.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
So with the costumes, like they all thought it like
if you read the stories about those costumes and how
sick the paint.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Poison good.

Speaker 9 (54:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Last one was presence, which again we must have had.
We have soft trees though, Yeah. So in the eighteen
ninety six Good Housekeeping article explains that if the Christmas
tree is placed in a carpeted room, it would be
well to cover the floor with the and surrounding area
with paper esprecially and then to hang your presence from
the tree. Sure, okay, again do we just have what's trees?

(54:57):
And howadays it sounds like it.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Think about the presence that they were getting eighteen Yeah,
was like it. I thought a branch.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
It was probably something a little like your polio vaccine,
something cool like that. Yeah, my tree, it's I'm gonna
say right now, it'll be up until.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Next year for sure.

Speaker 17 (55:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
I was gonna say, like maybe after Valentine's Day it
would be like but I.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Mean I think that boristically, March February is too long.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Well, when you have yours down by sas if you
had to.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Guess, probably like the first week of January. Okay, I
rose same first week.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
I am not.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
I'm gonna want my space back and then it'll be
like it's too naked in my house.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Yeah, yeah, sir, I would love to hear when yours
coming down? Nine nine three three eight number of tacks?
Why and get to this next week Tuesday? What screams
single dude lives here? Hang on, I want to get
to this. It's that intern John in your morning show.
I was talking to a mutual friend of ours who
had a first date this past weekend with a boy,
and I asked her how went, and she said everything

(56:01):
was fine, but she went to his place and just
screamed single man. I was like, poor, kay, how and
she was talking about I guess he had I remember
having these back in the day. He had a trash
can with his favorite sports team on it. Okay, I
guess he's a Cubs fan. So I was a Cubs
trash can. Yes, And she's like, nothing screams single man
more than your trash can.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
And I guess in his bathroom was Chicyle Cubs.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Kind of funny. I wouldn't mind trying to do this.
What is something ladies. When you walk into a guy's place,
it just screams single man lives here. By that, I
mean you know for sure there's been zero feminine touch
in there. Maybe his mom's visited, but there is. It's
one hundred percent this is a dude's place. A nine
nine three eight to text or are getting you in
hold Shelby sauce. What's one thing for you? You walk

(56:46):
in guy's place, you go, yep, dude.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
I could be here all day talking about this, but
I think the biggest thing is if they only have
like two towels for some reason, guys never have enough
towels for how many they should I know it's only
maybe you, but you should have at least I would say,
like four.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Towels just at a caveat. I'm assuming we mean not
just bath towels, like hand towels.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
Yeah, I'm talking about in general, like they have time,
they don't even have hand howels, and then if they do,
it's usually because their mom gives them to them, which
is nice. I'm not My mom has given me handtels
as well.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I was gonna say, guess so many hand towels I
bought in my life?

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Probably zero correct, which is fine. Yeah, but like I've
noticed that or also I no offense, John. I feel
like guys I've noticed are a lot of guys. I
would say fifty percent of guys houses. I haven't been
to a ton, but they seem to be really like
cluttery on the walls. Yeah, Like this guy that I
was like hanging out with, like I felt like the

(57:39):
it was really overwhelming.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
I couldn't relax in his apartment.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Ever been in the museum they have things in the
walls too, but there there.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
Was so much, Like even in his bedroom he had
the bike hanging on the wall, and like he had
just like pictures everywhere, and like there was just like
like bookcase everywhere. I was like, oh my god, the
minimal to me is dying.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
That's so much.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
That's fair, Rose, How about us dreams? Single man lives
here in a guys place, a bed without.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
A bed frame.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
Yeah, I don't like a bed frame, so oh well,
you know.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
It means I'm not ready for commitment there go.

Speaker 8 (58:13):
Yeah, well like the box spring with the mattress, like
that's I've.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Seen that a couple of times and I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
Wait, I don't have a headboard. I have a bed frame. Yeah, yeah,
I have off the ground. My bed is off the ground. Yes,
I was gonna say, because I was going to say
originally a bed on the ground, but I just made
it sound like I have that and I do not.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
I understand.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
So you have the frame, you just don't have a
head I do not have a headplane. That's fine, you
don't need a headboard. But like lift the bed up.
I think, yeah, that's that's probably did just fine. One
though yesterday that I might buy.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Look at that fun fact. I would love to hear
yours in your mind? What screams single man lives here?
Nine nine three three eight A text d ms open
at YMUS Radio. Pase internon your morning show. Okay, these
are amazing. It's intern John and your morning show. What

(59:08):
screams a single man lives here? Nine nine three eight
to text dms are open at YMS radio. Let's going
Ashburne money, good morning morning. Oh this is so true.
I'm getting it triggered. So for you money, What screams
single man lives here?

Speaker 23 (59:27):
Let's see if I walk in and you got one
set of sheet, one set a cup. Yeah, I'm talking
like the four pack of cups. Yeah, you know what
I'm saying, and like one set of plate four put
like you're a single man.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
On the flip side, money, this also lets you know
that this man clearly doesn't have a girlfriend or other
girls coming to his place. So kind of like a
good sign too in a way.

Speaker 10 (59:59):
How is that because he got four things mean?

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Because then you know that no other no other woman's
been there, because she hasn't put a touch on the place.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
It's just been him being in the and athrall the
last couple of months.

Speaker 10 (01:00:09):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Ah, yeah, I'm trying to help the guys out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Okay, mo day, thank you for calling. You have a
great day.

Speaker 12 (01:00:17):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
I feel like that's going to be a very common
theme here. Let's go in Perry Hall, Lisa, good morning, morning,
so good. So you can tell a place screams single
man lives here.

Speaker 9 (01:00:30):
If what.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
If there's one bed sheet?

Speaker 9 (01:00:37):
So you know, because if he only has one bed
seat like no, no back up, you know, if he
watches that sheet, that's it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
That's the sheet.

Speaker 10 (01:00:48):
That's how you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
Know it's a single man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Yeah, you want to know what?

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I can't even like, I have no response there's nothing
that I can say in defense of it. It's so
true because in a dude my where, it's like, why
I can't use two?

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
It once?

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Just use one?

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Where were.

Speaker 9 (01:01:07):
The backup?

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
No they're not sleep on the couch?

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Yeah absolutely, Okay, can I put you in whole one second?

Speaker 10 (01:01:14):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Oh shoot, I meant to ask her. I'll ask you, Sauce.
Does it matter if he has like the base sheet
but not the top sheet. Yeah, I'm saying how there's like.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
The I don't mind, Like I don't really like the
top sheet either, Okay, So I don't care, especially if
you don't use it, Like, I'm not gonna lie. A
lot of people don't have the top sheets on their
beds anymore. Like I am one of those people. So
the last guy that I was seeing, when I saw
that he had a top sheet, I don't want to
say it freaked me out, but I was thoroughly surprised.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Yeah. I don't think I've ever had.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Well, I just don't use it, so I don't put
it on there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I think that's fair.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Go in a falls church, Rachel, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
This is so funny and so true.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
So for you, the telltale sign a single man lives somewhere,
is what.

Speaker 6 (01:02:01):
The tale sign is. Definitely the clothes that he leaves
all over the place, whether it's his socks or shirts
all over the living room.

Speaker 9 (01:02:12):
Or the couch.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Yeah, like doesn't clean up after himself.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Yeah, I mean basically Rachel was saying, the clothes are anywhere,
but in the dirty clothes bind or in like the
drawers or the mashing machine.

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Yes, Now, in.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Your experience, Rachel, is this something that the gentleman will
stop doing during the relationship or is this something that
is probably going to be like this for the entire duration.

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
My understanding, it seems like so far it would seem
like that the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Yeah, it's probably probably, Rachel, thank you for listening. To
have a great day.

Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
Thank you guys, you too, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Christine, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
So you walk into a guy's place, you can just
tell its screams single man lives here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
If what.

Speaker 10 (01:02:59):
If he has post stirs on his wall, like if
he's a little kid. Yeah, I want maybe maybe when
I was a kid, not as an adult.

Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
I mean, you want a single because the people are.

Speaker 10 (01:03:15):
Gonna want like, you know, flowers or photos of us,
not Lebron. I don't want to see him coming in up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
You're saying Lebron doesn't set the mood.

Speaker 10 (01:03:26):
No, I don't want to see him. Maybe at the game,
but now when I come to see the dude that
I'm dating and he just got Lebron or I mean,
I like Kobe's, but I don't want to see him
on the wall. And then it looks like this, like
the poster eyes are looking at It's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Said, where'd get that posted?

Speaker 17 (01:03:45):
Brow?

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
The book fair completely a great thank you for listening,
Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
You two think we'll do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
One more, Nicole, good morning, Good morning. So you walk
into a man's house, the first you can tell it screams,
single dude lives here?

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
If what.

Speaker 24 (01:04:06):
None of the silverware matches, of the dishware matches, I
mean like it's all missedmatch and like who knows where
it came from.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
You know, And I'm pausing because I feel so triggered
because none of my dishware matches, None of my silver
war matches, my plates don't match.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
So your point of Cole is like, if there was
a feminine touch in that place, at least that stuff
with kind of match.

Speaker 24 (01:04:32):
Yeah, like a design sensibility, a cohesion of some kind
like thought went into this fortune.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
I guess I probably add in your case too, there's
probably a bunch of like not disposable cups, but cups
he got from like a Wizard's game or a Ravens
game where it has like the logo.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Yeah, that's us, absolutely all.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Right, Nicole, thank you for listening. Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Thanks you too.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
I would love to hear yours over text.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
It is in turn, Sean in your morning show controversy
of brewing sauce. What is your go to airport snack?

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Like cheese? It and water?

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Okay? The brand of water.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
Is I'm I try to do like the alkaline water sure?

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
And then what flavor cheese? It's like the normal ones.

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
The way get No, I don't like the white cheddar.
I think they're two flat, like the fake flavoring.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
It hits me. It tastes so weird. I don't like it.
I don't like it. I just get the o.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
G got you. Okay. I go to airport snack.

Speaker 14 (01:05:31):
I feel like it's always some sort of a candy bar, uh,
smart water unless they don't have it available and then
if they have guardados, I'm getting guarded.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
I'm very like self conscious about smelling on the airplane. Okay,
So I would love to get a beef jerky. I
like jerky is kind of a rich smell.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
It makes like everything next to you next you can
smell it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
So I usually like a water and like a protein bar.

Speaker 9 (01:05:55):
Point.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
They found the top airport snacks in America. Okay, Number
ten's gummy bear Okay, I think it's good. The gummy
coke bottles I think are far superior, like a little
bottles of coke.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Oh yeah, what coca cola.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
I'm like, what, yeah, because they kind of taste a
coca cola that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Is not anyone's core memory of those, even.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
EXI Dorio's Cool Ranch made the list.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Those are good. Dorito's Cool Ranch seems messy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Look your fingers afterwards you're on airplane.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
That's pretty much any kind of trip that you get.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
I'm saying, like the last place when I look my
fingers on airplane, I want to Welch's fruit snacks made
the list.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
I do like those.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Those are good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Dunkin Donuts Okay, I mean the most airport problem.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Yeah, I was on a flight a good friend, Thor,
and Thor is an enigma.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
He is a marine.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
He's got in the army now, but he brown a
full pizza on the flight on We're going to Louis Balls,
all right, Sure, I've seen that sour patch kids. Sure,
fantastic Twizzlers. I don't licorice in general. To me, I
don't quite understand.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
I feel like that's my mom's go to.

Speaker 9 (01:07:03):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Yes, twisters hidden everywhere. I think she has them, like
in her car.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Chetos, flaming hot, crunchy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
Depending on how your stomach is. Iris.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Listen, why I first met Sauce. The amount of damage
this girl would do with the hot, flaming hot Cheetos, Like,
you must have permanent damage.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
I have a bag hidden in my apartment at all times,
hidden from whom myself.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Yes, yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
It's a treasure hunt.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
You know where it is.

Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
But I'm like, that's a lot of because I have
it up so high. I'm like, I'm not getting that
out for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Jack's link beef Jerky's at two. Okay, I missed three
three Cheetos puffs. Okay, do you have a guess what's
number one sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
I mean, I was gonna say cheetos, Okay, I rose,
I don't know. I feel like it has to be
a candy bar.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
It's a favorite of Eric the Oreo.

Speaker 14 (01:07:51):
Oah, without milk, you're gonna raw dog the Oreo.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
I guess, like maybe it's like if you're on a flight,
because most flights, if they give out salty snacks, so
they guess maybe like a salty and sweet then to
like interact an airport calorie son't count. They actually don't
you getting steps in anyway? Yeah, you know what I mean?
If you want to add your favorite nine nine three
three eight attacks. Also they say the least like one
Shabani vanilla yogurt. Who the hell is eating yogurt on airplay?

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
I personally am not. That's messy.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
You gotta find a spoon and then throw it away.
Now let's do this John's Game of the Day. You
want to play nine to nine three three eight is
a number of texts today. Were doing the eight big
game where I play the video game version of a
very popular song. You have to guess the name said song.
This is one of those games where I think you
listen back, or you listen to your cargo.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
They're easy to do.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
When you're in the thunderdome, so to speak, and you're
you're you're literally like on the spot. Yeah, your brain
just does not work in the thunderdome. Yeah, if you
want to call it thunderdome, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Sure, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
I want we get you on hold Sauce versus Rose Sauce.
You will go first. Here is your song? Name this song?
It's a banger.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:09:09):
When this song came out, I listened to it probably
eighty five times a day. Say think you know, yeah,
I just want to like sing it, please, Okay, I
don't think i'd get a service.

Speaker 18 (01:09:20):
Not, you know, I mean Tuesday, Yeah, dude, I just
want to alright, Sauce, Red and Boon.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
What's the song called?

Speaker 20 (01:09:34):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
What can the name of it? Now?

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Oh my god, you're too busy talk the greatest fumble
this game?

Speaker 7 (01:09:50):
Oh my god, wat can think?

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
All I can think of is like, no, that's I
actually can't think of it. I can't think, dude, is
that what it's called?

Speaker 9 (01:10:04):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Please don't take these beautiful things.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
My god, my god, this is horrible my goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
No, wait that Rose here tarn Here we go, Here
we go.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Oh my gosh, yeah, I ever heard a song before.
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
You've heard a million times. It sounds like the hum
Depot theme song.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
He is the owl was a TikTok trend for a while.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
He's six six, yes, who and the song is? I
couldn't tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
It's like I don't know the name of it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
Sweet, It's like, oh, I thought it was whiskey something.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Only we played these songs a million times.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Like I literally have to like know these names.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
We need to play these songs more. I will do
one more round, then we'll play with you, sauce. Here
you go, artist and song.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Okay, Oh man.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
John, you messed up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
I sang this song yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
The public.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
That is it's called the Real Slim Shady by Eminem.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
There we again.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
It came out in like not please let me finish.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Okay, I've been trying to all Right, Rose, here we go, yours.
Then we'll play with you on the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
My god, wait, I don't know who thinks, so so
let it play.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
For God's sake, you're such a pain in the ass.

(01:12:18):
These songs are something was like, well, it's like I
got it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
I was like, oh yeah, it's hard.

Speaker 8 (01:12:24):
Okay, Oh that's why you're like, Wait a second, have
I ever heard a song ever in my entire life?

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
Because I don't really, I do know that one. It
is see you again with Cleveland Charlie Poof it is.
That's how the game works.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
And let's go and falls Church Miranda, good morning, Okay,
to do well. Do you understand how the game works? Yeah, okay,
I'm gonna play this song. When it's done, you tell
me the name of said song.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
No, you're right the first seven right, you're right.

Speaker 14 (01:13:09):
Wait here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Sometimes with exes who are this if you will.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
We exes who have this trait, they are they're the
blank ac is correct?

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Yes, John, your winner? Hold on one second?

Speaker 23 (01:13:30):
Okay, thanks, how we do it?

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Game of the Day on Interns, John in your morning show.
Appreciate you hanging on this Eve of the Eve Interns,
John in your morning show. Anything you missing today's show,
if you miss the asking for a friend about having
the friend crush, if you miss make us say oh
no whatever it is, get the podcast. Just search interns
John in your morning show wherever it gets your podcasts

(01:13:53):
your third biggest war of the Roses.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Of twenty twenty. I'm say twenty twenty three, No, twenty
twenty five minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
I thought this was funny because I think sometimes, given
our schedule, we don't know how normal people live. Yeah,
it's like you hear about like morning routines. Oh, like
that's how the other half does it. I wouldn't know.
So they put out this study of morning routines. They
say it takes an average of twenty five minutes for
people to feel fully awake after sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
I think if you wake up early, it takes about
ten days.

Speaker 5 (01:14:24):
I feel like for me, I try to feel awake,
like right away or I'm just not you're going to
make it off the door.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Ctinly try to. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Actually, they say people spend about half an hour on
morning routines, regardless of age or gender typical workday sauce,
how long is your UTEAE, like before you waken up
and get out the house.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
What's the average time.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
Like twenty minutes?

Speaker 8 (01:14:43):
Okay, Rose, I try to be as short as possible,
so probably I try to take less than ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Oh damn.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
I think I'm like twenty five between getting skills out
and showering.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
Gam fair.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
They say if you forget to make your fresh coffee
or tea, that can ruin your day.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Is the whole thing off?

Speaker 17 (01:15:00):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
I get that, Like if you or for me, it's
like the shaker, like workout shaker. If it didn't like
dry in the dryer the dishwasher. For some reason, I
was like, yeah, so if I don't take out the
dishwasher sometimes there's still like moisture at bottom, there's nothing worse,
and you pour the powder in. You go, well, it's
ruined because there's like drops a watle on the bottom out. Yeah,
but sometimes you'll think about it. It's three o'clock in

(01:15:23):
the always am Bro. They say the average person gets
about six hours of sleep a night sep Yeah cool, yeah, yeah, uh,
the perfect night would give them an extra hour snooze.
Yeah that's fair. And nearly three quarters think there may
be better if they got the extra hour sleep yeah
probably yeah yeah uh things respondence thing can help them

(01:15:44):
get more asleep include washing TV in bed, which.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
I've heard that's not Yeah, I think it's good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Knowing people like by the way I leave the TV
on night, I go, I'm gonna sleep outside.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Yeah, And that to me is I'll.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Be paying attentionally, won't be a little.

Speaker 8 (01:15:57):
I do not have a TV in my bedroom for
this specific reason.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Me either white noise machine man that that like?

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
But does yours freak you out? Because I've been realizing lately,
I'm like, am I is this stigmamonic? I'm like, am
I hearing like I'll be like, oh my god, sounds
like every night I feel like I hear something different.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
I got a new one because the old one was
kind of getting burned out. So it did sound a
little like white noise like the movie where somebody trying
to talk to me.

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
No, this like I hear like last I heard a chorus.
The night before that, I heard literally somebody talking like
I'm like, I.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Literally like, I was like, am I was in my mind?
Do you have like a Wi Fi connected?

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Oh, that's so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
It's all right, Well, it's so weird that for later
it's intern Johnny Morny Show.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
More of the Roses on Ee Turns.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
John in your morning show, you are in a relationship,
you are committed to that person, you assume they're being
committed as well. It's kind of how it works. But
if something seems off, we track figure out what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Matt singod morning.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
Good morning. How's it going doing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
Amazing for us?

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Thank you. So let's kind of get into this. You
and Griffin first met in college.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
Right, Yeah, we had very similar friend groups. We had
a lot of overlapping groups of different friends, and you know,
so we've known each other for a while, but we
just started dating about eight months ago. Okay, so thinking
we had a good base, you know, I've seen him
through relationships, he'd seen me through relationships.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Was it t me cuts you off?

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Was it a case of like the timing distant line
up in college or you used weren't feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Each other that way?

Speaker 6 (01:17:37):
Yeah, I mean later we would find out, Like when
we were talking, we found out we were always attracted
to each other. But yeah, it just was timing was off,
and also we had so many of the same friends.
I think it just never really thought it was maybe
a good idea, and sure, if I was single, he
was dating someone, if he was doing someone I was single.
It just never really worked out until several months ago.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Okay, timing finally works. Yeah, okay, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
I suppose it's probably a nice time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
So I may cut you off, But that's a nice
start because like you kind of knew each other, like you.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
Exactly, Like it's a good base, like we were friends first,
and you know, we've all like vacation together. We've done
holidays together, like you know, I mean, so we've been
in each other's lives for a while, like with our
friend group.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Sure, and so here we are now daity pray months.
We don't live with each other, but why are we
doing War of the roses?

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
I am ninety nine point nine percent sure he's cheating
at me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Okay, hey, Poky, why why.

Speaker 6 (01:18:33):
So we mentioned we said we don't live together, but
you know, we've been together eight months now, so we
we've stuff at each other's places too, brushes clothes underward,
you know, so it makes it a little easier going
back and forth. I left a last night I was there,
I left a full, unopen box of tampons in his bathroom.
One last thing I could keep carding back and forth. Yeah, Well,

(01:18:57):
last Thursday I come over after work and the box
is open. There's some missing, Okay, so yeah, and I
wouldn't think that's weird. But in the trash can there's
also a Snickers wrapper. And because I'm meaning like, oh,

(01:19:17):
maybe it's Jen, one of our other friends. Maybe it's
currently like maybe they came over and thought, because you know,
we all go in a handy places. Yeah, but the
Snickers rapper. All everyone in our friend group knows that
he has a peanut allergy, and we like really make
an effort not to eat peanut products around him die
like you know, he it's but like it's going to

(01:19:40):
be uncomfortable for him, like, and so we just avoid
it altogether because you know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Okay, so you're implying that the missing tampons in the
Snickers bar are are linked?

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Is that my reading that right?

Speaker 6 (01:19:50):
I believe?

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
So okay in careous.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Fast fark, because that in itself is like, okay, maybe
you actually did a steakout last weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Who'd you see on his place?

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
I did?

Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
Me and one of my friends. We waited outside this
place because he said he had to work with so
we had plans and then he called canceling them suddenly
and be like, oh sorry, I have to work rate
something came up. I have to stay blah blah blah blah.
And I'm like, okay, fine, And this has happened before.
One of his co workers have two young kids sometimes
to cover for him so you can get home in
time to put them to bed. So I'm like, okay, fine.

(01:20:25):
But just like with everything that's been adding up, I
don't know woman's intuition. It just didn't feel right. So
me and my friends we go to his place. I'm
rating outside and I see one of his new coworkers, Amber,
walk into his apartment complex.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Okay, and yeah, and I does what because she maybe
have a friend in the complex, A very.

Speaker 6 (01:20:52):
I have kids. To my knowledge, they have no mutual friends.
They totally st at work.

Speaker 20 (01:20:59):
There's no like, oh I know someone who lives over
there too, like, none of that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Okay, so let's let's do this matters and well, we'll
call Griffin while from the flowers. They should go to
you girlfriend of eight months. If they do, we put
them on hold. If they don't, they go they go
to Amber somebody else. Look, get some answers for you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Okay, yes, please, thank you wore the roses.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
In about three minutes. If you're just getting out of
your car. Make sure you open up the ihelt radio app.
You can listen right there. It's Intern John your morning show.
Wore the rosies on Intern John in your Morning show, Madison.
Let me recap this quick. You and Griffin first met
in college. We're in the same type of friend group.
Didn't start dating until about eight months ago. Though everything's

(01:21:39):
been fine overall. He though you've left some stuff at
his place. You and over his place last week. The
new box of tampons you bought was open. There's also
a sneakers wrapper in the trash can of the bathroom.
He is allergic to peanuts, which not great. And you
said everybody in your friend group knows that. He obviously
knows that. So must have been somebody else, maybe newer

(01:22:01):
to his space, and perhaps that was over there. Using
that you and your friend did a stakeout. Saw one
of his coworkers, Amber enters apartment building. You think it
might be something involved with her?

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Is that fair?

Speaker 6 (01:22:14):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Yeah, Okay, we're just talking during the break. So Amber
is a newer Ish coworker.

Speaker 6 (01:22:21):
Yeah, she's only been there in maybe like two months, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
And so a little background. Griffin's a mechanic.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
He is yeah, okay, And what's happened when you've gone
to the shop to like see him and bring lunch
or whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
Yeah, like sometimes I might break. I'll go, well, I'll
bring lunch and we'll try to catch up, and you know,
I won't see him up front, so I'll be like, hey,
you know, it's Griffin here. And she's just so so rude,
Like she'll be dismissive. She'll kind of like look at
me and just like blink a little bit before she.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
Kind of oh, answers.

Speaker 6 (01:22:51):
Me, like that's very nice, and like like rarely says
high and she'll just make some excuse like oh, he's
really busy in the back. I'm like, okay, could you
just check for me? And like she's just super And
the thing is, if that was her personality, find she's
just like rude and miserable and doesn't like her job
her life fine, but then someone else walks in and
she's sweet as fie.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Don't like that for me.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
If somebody stared at me, blinked and then answered the question,
I'd be like, I know I'm not stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
Yeah that is okay.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
One one final question, Madison, because you mentioned the friend
group have you talked to other friends? You guys have
to see what they think or is it just kind
of keeping the cards to yourself and doing this.

Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
So I haven't outright asked them if they think that
he's seeing someone else, but I have been like, hey, like,
have you talked to christ and Ley? And they two
like they also been like, hey, yeah, he's actually been
canceling clans last minute more so than usual, like you know,
saying work or whatever. Like he's definitely changed his behavior

(01:23:50):
with them too.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Okay, so let's see this.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
We'll have sauce call from the flower company, off from
the buquet of a dozen roses. They should go to
you girlfriend of eight month's friend for several years. If
they go to you, we put them on hold and
then we can hang up, move on whatever. If they
go to Amber or somebody else, will get some answers
for you. Now, this is gonna sound mean, but is
she relatively attractive or somewhat like his type?

Speaker 6 (01:24:19):
She's not busted, but she's not like as attractive as
the curls you've dated on the.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Path I mean present company include.

Speaker 6 (01:24:30):
No, but I mean but she she you know, she
does cross it. She works out so you know, she's
she's so.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Let's let's do this. Should I get him.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
On Hello Hello and call for Griffin.

Speaker 13 (01:24:57):
Uh yeah, I'm Griffin.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
My name is Leila.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
I'm calling you from YMS Flowers. We're a new flower
shop and we're trying out some new marketing during our
slow season where we're offering locals once a week a
free BUQ of a.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
Dozen red roses.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
And you actually were picked this week, so you don't
need We don't need your credit card info or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
And like let's say.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
I didn't, No, you didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
You didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:25:20):
So they just send out, you know, local phone numbers
for the zip code and then we just picked someone
you know once a week just to try to get
our product out there. It's just like a Google thing
for businesses.

Speaker 13 (01:25:33):
I'm not on Google. Is this is like one of
those car warranty scam things. I know if I'm interested.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
No, I don't need your credit card info. I don't
need anything like that. It's just to try out local marketing.
Instead of you seeing it on Instagram, just swiping through
the ad, you'll actually get the actual products.

Speaker 13 (01:25:48):
Don't you found me on Instagram?

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
I was just saying you know how some ads they're
on Instagram. I guess you wouldn't know because you won't
have Instagram. Okay, think of like if you're watching TV.
I don't want you just watch the commercial bar flowers.
I want you to see them in person, and then
you get to try it for free. If you like it,
it will help if you come back, you become a christ.

Speaker 13 (01:26:09):
I never saw your store. I didn't know there was
a store like you found me.

Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
This is weird, Okay, I mean I was just local
marketing that we're trying out to do. If you don't
want the flowers, that's totally fine.

Speaker 13 (01:26:23):
I mean yeah, I don't even know who I would
send flowers to. I got no one to send roses
to flowers or bouquet or anything.

Speaker 6 (01:26:30):
Okay, are one absolutely to send flowers too? Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Okay, okay, wait, how are you on this?

Speaker 6 (01:26:39):
We got your apartments?

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
Okay, we can't.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
Hold on, we can't. We can't see that word masson.
But yes, Griffin, real quick. First of all, rude, rude, rude.
My name's Internshih. I got sauce and rose here as well.
We're doing more of the roses on the show. I
have to let you know that is your girlfriend, Madison.
Why would you not send flowers to her? Is question
number one?

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
Yeah, oh, I send you stuff all the time.

Speaker 13 (01:27:05):
I got you that necklace last week, Like, now you
need flowers. It seems weird, Like who has anyone ever
called you and said, oh, I'm going to send you
something for free?

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
And they don't want your money.

Speaker 13 (01:27:15):
They don't want to know where you're listen, don't want
to know things about you. Don't think that's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Knuckle sandwich, All right, Next question? Why was Amber in
your apartment last week?

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Week?

Speaker 13 (01:27:24):
I'm training her for work?

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
I told you, I told.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Him to work.

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
She needed some little help.

Speaker 13 (01:27:29):
I said, work if the shop's gonna close.

Speaker 9 (01:27:32):
Yeah, the work was closed.

Speaker 13 (01:27:33):
I said, come over my place.

Speaker 9 (01:27:34):
I'll help you.

Speaker 6 (01:27:35):
Will you have an engine in your leg to spend
it in your living room?

Speaker 19 (01:27:38):
You're gonna teach you how to change an oil in
your bathroom?

Speaker 6 (01:27:41):
Like how what kind of work?

Speaker 13 (01:27:43):
Yeah, you're working system Toyota, Nissan. They all send us
these big books to like four hundred pages. It's like
a study. Gud I was showing her.

Speaker 11 (01:27:53):
I go, you go to page sixty eight.

Speaker 13 (01:27:55):
That's kind of change the oil.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
But by Griffin. Why were you show her?

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
I know you're studying, Like yeah, yeah, isn't there like
a chapter guide so she could find that herself?

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
But more importantly, why would you not do it at
the shop?

Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
Hands on training?

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
I love my doctors do training in their living room
reading the book versus in the hospital. I think that's
the best type of training can get.

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
Yeah mm hmm.

Speaker 13 (01:28:20):
Oh so so if something goes wrong while she's fixing
an engine, then some four guys cars all messed up
and he comes in, he gets mad at me, and
I have to fix it again for free.

Speaker 9 (01:28:31):
I got more work.

Speaker 10 (01:28:34):
Hold on?

Speaker 13 (01:28:35):
Hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Is she even a mechanic? Is at the impression she
went to the front desk.

Speaker 13 (01:28:39):
She wants to work her way up mechanics to make
more money than the front desk girl, and then to
be trained for it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
I'm trying to it out.

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
She have to go to the sign car it's called
a technically Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
I thought she had yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:28:54):
Money to go off the technical car college.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
I'm trying to help her Ethnical Car College TCC.

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
You can like the first time? Is it the first
time she's been to your place?

Speaker 13 (01:29:06):
I don't know what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
I know about Nissan artists. You don't know how many
times she's been your place.

Speaker 13 (01:29:19):
Maybe two or three? Yeah, last last Thursday when we
got the new U Nissan Ultimate Manuals to get oil
one more time, I.

Speaker 21 (01:29:33):
Swear four of the roseses cretacked and possibly edited to
broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
We are exactly one one week removed.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Golly, there we go from our sold out DC jingle
Ball presented by Capital One. It's crazy as last Tuesday,
my Jelly roll A j R. Alex Warren, Nelly, Shine down, Nellie.
This keeps getting more ripped.

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
Remember in the day MTV would have like the athletes
versus like musicians Fight spring Break and it's always like
fight football and Nelly would dominate.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Yeah, oh yeah, he's an athlete.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
That man.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
It could be a linebacker for the Patriots.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
If you want to be anything and missing jingle Ball
tons of photos, sends a video and the Instagram at
y MISS Radio we all shot with and controversy the
best ice cream flavor in America.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
Give me a couple of minutes real quick too.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
I know we've kind of not come to the assumption
but realized the wedding season now is basically twelve months,
where I think the pandemic kind of change everything where
it's like, definitely getting married in September feels the same
as April and reality, Yeah, it is what it is.

Speaker 9 (01:30:35):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
They put out some new wedding facts for people planning
to get married next twelve months, So the average couple
expects to spend a third of their combined annual income
on the wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
Oh my god, that is wow, you're so expensive.

Speaker 8 (01:30:52):
In the same time, we'll just say wedding and they automatically.

Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
Bump the price up.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
The average wedding budget is twenty one thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
Okay, that seems lower than what I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
Yeah, they can be hearing about Hoodie's wedding and again
like the venue that was going to charge for power,
which yeah to me and I've sent a million times.
If you're going to charge for stuff like that, everything
better be perfect the day. Yeah, you're setting yourself up
for how you getting charging for power and not have Yeah,
and so far so nearly cour described their wedding as modesty.

(01:31:27):
The days of the bride's family paying for the entire
wedding are over been over eighty five percent A couple
say they're covering the bills themselves. Yeah, only fourteen percent
of both sets of parents pitching in, ten percent getting
some financial help from the family.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Sure, they say.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Couples admit they feel sticker shock of the high prices
of venue rentals.

Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
Yeah, photography and a tire, I mean yeah, I think
that a lot of people try to like, uh, they
try to cut.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
At least with all of my friends that got married,
I feel.

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
Like a lot of them try to start cutting at
first with like make up, makeup, and then they would
hate their makeup, sure, or also photography, but then it's
like those are your pictures that you look back on
for the rest of your marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:32:08):
Yeah, So I feel like photography is like what I
will I will spend a lot of money on.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
I mean, our our buddy Randy, the photographer who's done
comedy stuff, He's done jingle all for us.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Dude's worth every penny.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
Yeah, And like we've had other photographers who like once
in the hoerendous so oh, like somebody who knows what
they're doing, and like he like it's like an art
form to him. But that makes sense, like he's like
a nerd about it, where it's like, oh you can
tell because his stuff's really good exactly, like yeah to
that point, like that's gonna last forever. Yeah, so like
of all the things you remember, like that's literally gonna
be generations. We'll look back at that photo of when

(01:32:41):
you get married. So yeah, relying on your buddy to
take it on his iPhone not good.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
I'm rather like skimp on a DJ than a photographer.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Sure, no, I'm just it's interurn Johnny Marsham, real quick,
we have a shy away from controversy here.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
It's just not what we do.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
They put out a list door Dash hit America's favorite
ice cream flavors. Uh mind't you guys think about yours?

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Real quick?

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
I will say it's not basic stuff. It's very specific, sure,
types of ice creams. It's not like just strawberry. It's like, okay,
so Hogging does caramel cone. Sure, I don't know if
I've had that.

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
Hogging does is like an American company, but they call
the Hogging does so it sounds foreign.

Speaker 4 (01:33:20):
Oh that's dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
Yeah, because I remember when I was a kid and like,
I went to line with my grandpa. The first thing
I saw, I feel like, was a hog dows.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
I was like, Oh, we're in Europe.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
It's supposed to see my home.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
You stuck it back at home.

Speaker 9 (01:33:33):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
Ben and Jerry's fish Food.

Speaker 4 (01:33:36):
I remember my mom or my dad, one of them
loved that ice cream when I.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Was a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
I don't believe I've had the fish food.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
We used to go to Ben and Jerry's like their
actual farm all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
It sounds really good though, it's uh shock ice cream
with gue marshmallow, caramelse swirls and fudge fish.

Speaker 5 (01:33:51):
You went to Ben and Jerry's because it's in Vermont,
and my grandpa lived in New Hampshire, so we go.
There's all these cute videos of me being at doorbs.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
Did you go to the graveyard? They have a graveyard
for past flavors?

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
So I was a child?

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Probably not, but I think it's just on the campus.
It's like an actual grave yards.

Speaker 4 (01:34:05):
If I did that, didn't that was memory?

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
Hold on? That seems so up your alley.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
Though, so again I don't think I did.

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
Okay, Hoggin Dash Strawberry made the list. Ben and Jerry's
Cherry Garcia, My dad like that one. It's like chocolate
and cherries. Basically, I never had that. Ben and Jerry's
Milk and Cookies dangerous. That's one of those ones where
you look back and get the whole tub is five
thousand calories.

Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
They just say you have for failure with these little tubs.
So like this is your size.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
Ben and Jerry's Chakoa fudge Brownie. Sure, the Ben and
Jerry's Tonight Dough, that's the Jimmy Fallon one.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
I think I never had that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
It's just cookie dough, Oh, strawberry cheesecake, men, Jerry's Okay,
Choco ship hookie dough, and then Ben and Jerry's Half Baked,
which I believe is brownie.

Speaker 9 (01:34:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
I think I haven't had any of those in so long.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
I'll go mind Like Halo Tap to Me makes like
it's like the healthier ish, like the whole containers like
three hundred calories they have, Like cookie does pretty good,
So that'd be my go to.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
How about you, sauce, I am lame.

Speaker 5 (01:35:00):
I don't really eat ice cream, but if I do,
it's like mint chocolate chip or cooky down.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Okay, that's okay, Yeah, I mean cookie. You can't go wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
Chocolate chip is elite. I know, I love min Chola Chip.
You can't go wrong with Rocky Road or Moose tracks
like tracks are so good.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
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