That Time We Prepared For Orioles Opening Day!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Turns and your morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Not only to say Monday, it's all so Eiffel Tower Day.
Oh sure, okay, very exciting. It's also National Cran Day
or is Sauce says.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
It crown there is big cran. He says cran.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Yeah, cran c r an like cranberry. Yeah, both of
you say it wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Also, it's also Crayola Cran Day. Look at that, and uh,
world backup Day to back up your devices. So there
you go, Happy Monday, interns on is my name Sauce,
Good morning, Good morning, gotta Rose, Hello, Hello, Eric Hoodie,
Severa here too. Nine ninety three three eight to tankcase
or called eight seven seven nine ninety five four sixty one.
It is O's opening day.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
You are pumped.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, we're gonna be at the Orange tailgate b more
around town later after the show. This show's gonna end,
we're heading out. We're going to tomorrow's show. Is gonna
be a disaster.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
We'll be tired, but worth it be fun. I'm so excited.
I love opening Day.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh it's the best. It should be national holiday. It
should be well, it really is.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
In Baltimore. Most people take off.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
So we got Jonas Boas take it seven thirty five.
Wore the Roses comes up around seven to ten. You
can slim those dms at YMS Radio Sauce. How is
your weekend?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
It was good. I was very social this weekend, which was, uh,
it was fun. On Saturday, we went to our friend
Andrew and Romena's and it was Andrew's birthday party. Happy
belated birthday, Andrew. And it was so much fun. It
was nice to see everybody because some of those people
I hadn't actually seen since I moved back. And I
also just love Andrew Romina's house. It's like a compound.

(01:32):
They just have so much cool stuff there. And then
there were also kids there because you know, they have kids,
and so I was I think this was after you
left job. But I was in the bouncy house with
the kids, and this is a bouncy house that they have,
like you know, it's like their own bouncy house for
like a professional one. So I'm like trying to jump,
and the kids already in there and there's just no
traction to jump. So really I'm the one that's helping

(01:52):
the kids jump. Sure, so they wouldn't let me leave
because I was getting them really high, and I'm like
and I'm like, guys, I have to get out. No,
I wanted to try down. And then Jackson's like, Michelleby,
you have to take off your shoes. Well I was like,
that's track, and uh. It was also really cutues you
can decide do you want to call me Aunt Shelby
or Miss Shelby, but like it's and then I was

(02:13):
like Jackson, I I can't do the same more. I
was like I'm not sure and he's like, wait, just
one more time. And then like we were like playing popcorn.
It was so fun. Yeah, I loved it. And the
weather was great this weekend. Uh, And then I went home.
I went out to dinner with my friend Chelsey. And
when we were at dinner, and dinner was really great.
We were outside, you know, the weather was gorgeous and

(02:35):
we were we hadn't seen each other a while, so
it was nice to catch up. But literally, I got
the email for my rental renewal at nine o'clock on
Saturday night. It's like, what, it was so weird, and
so I didn't read it until yesterday because I just
thought that was a weird time to send a rental renewal.
I'm like, do they think that people might be out drinking?
Which is just me just thinking that, which like that's

(02:57):
definitely not the reasoning. But uh, yesterday, I it was
really nice outside and I hung out with Kate and
we just had like a little girls day and then
Chelsea came over to and that was nice. So today
I'm excited for the you know, Oil's opening day. The
only thing I want to say about my rent on
renewal is we have to have our Internet. Like it's
called the technology package, which just Internet, which I've only

(03:18):
ever had Internet. I don't have cable. So the technology
package was sixty five dollars and it went up. Now
it's ninety dollars for cable for Internet that I literally
disconnect from a lot because it doesn't work that secks.
So I don't know if I should email them absolutely
because I just think that's insane. Yes, and you don't
have a choice because you have to sign up for it.
If you want internet, you have to use their internet agreed.

(03:40):
So yeah, that's wild. I just thought that was really weird.
But than that, they run did not go up. That's good,
So I'm like, I'm only complaining about this, But I
don't understand why I'm paying for that if my internet
literally when I lived in Bethesda was fifty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, I plastic three year. Yeah, that's that's crazy. Yeah,
I rose. How was your weekend?

Speaker 5 (03:57):
It was really good.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
We went blueberry picking, which was a lot of fun,
and we like toured this farm which was pretty cool.
Charlie had a blast. I've never seen that girl so
dirty just from being outside, like she was living her
best life. And then yesterday I went and had brunch
with a girlfriend that I haven't well, we haven't.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Done that in like a really long time, and it
was really nice.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Mama had two mango billinis and I was feeling it.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
I was feeling it.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
And then I got home and I was like, oh,
I just want to sleep for the rest of the day.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
But I did. I did a lot of things around
the house. So yeah, it was a really good weegad.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
On Friday, I did golfing with our friends at dj
Ryes Andrew. I had fun and I lost more balls
in the last time I went.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Sometimes you go golfing, you're really good.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, this course lived the harder. Some more balls were lost, but.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
It was I saw that it was the Chuck, the Chuck,
Chuck Lee or Nashville.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's a very nice, very prestigious course. Some thought it
was Maryland National. No, No, it was Chuck Lear, Nashal.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I saw very exciting. And then when I a little
bit on Friday, that was fun. Saturday birthday party was fantastic.
But I realized Saturday that we were living in a simulation.
So Saturday, like afternoon, I get a text from my
crazy ont Eileen, who is in Minnesota at a Minnesota
Wild professional hockey game. Yeah, and she stands in the

(05:24):
video because she'll do every now in the herself at
a game. I'm like, okay, but I noticed on the
big screen. I go, that's Dante.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, your friend.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Dante's like my best friend that met here like my
first week here, like twelve years ago. Like, yeah, Dante's
in Minnesota at the hockey game.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Then I see Dante's standing next to Dave Ryan, who
hired me in radio when I was seventeen years old.
I'm like, yeah, what in the hell's they're both wild?
Like they're both doing something for the Wild, like at
the game.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah, and is there? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
So I texted Dave, and I was like, hey, like
the guy you're staying next to, like he's my best friends.
And Dave said, what's funny is one of the first
tiunds that I haven't met him is this guy reminds
you of Interned John. He even looks like you a
little bit, same mannerisms and attitude.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
That's so fun I was like, what are the odds
that do have similar mannerisms? I will say that that's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Both beautiful children of the Lord.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, he does have really cute kids though, and really
smart kids. We're always confident of him.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
But it's just so funny. It's like when you're watching
an old like Disney Channel show and like somebody from
the other favorite shows in this episode's a crossover episode.
It's like, whoa hello, who is Steven's on? Lisa McGuire
right now? Like, what's what? I really in the same
world in.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
That one Lindsay Lohan movie where she the girl from
Me and Girls was on and she's like, hey.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
I think it is cool.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
His friends or The Frozen was.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
One of the Netflix.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah, well, I happened with this girl that I met
through radio and she moved to Minneapolis, and when I
moved here, my personal trainer from Atlanta moved to Minneapolis
and they became friends. Were hanging out, and my friend
Maddie from Atlanta call and was like, wait, your personal
trainers hang out with my college roommate's boyfriend and also
this girl I met the lived in California that moved

(07:05):
to Minneapolis. The three of them were hanging out and
You're like, what, damn, how so random?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Minnesota? We do it? Yeah, so there we go.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh that is the common thing.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, Minnesota, absolutely, yes, yes, yes, nine ninety three, three
eighth attacks. Rose has the three things you need to know? KMA,
what yah for us?

Speaker 5 (07:21):
We're talking about what you need to know about Oh's home.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Opener, give me jesup for three minutes, Sunny turns johniy Marshall.
That's happened to this?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
From the city that changes the world. Peers Rose with
three things you need.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
To know for your Monday.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Rose jaffras Cemtro's reporting more and more business with a
little help from the cherry blossoms, which by the way,
hit peak bloom on Friday, So over seven hundred thousand
rail trips took place on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, that was just on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Which was a busy to day since twenty nineteen, so
those trips over one hundred and thirty one thousand were
at the Smithsonian Station, which is the closest metro station
to the National Chair Boston Festival.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Now officials recommend anyone.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Interested in seeing the blossoms use public transit, walk or bike.
So the Baltimore Orioles moved the start time of today's
home opener up to two thirty five PM. That's due
to storms in the weather forecast, so just be aware.
Parking and gay times will remain the same, with lots
opening at eleven AM and gates opening at noon, but
they're encouraging fans to be in their seats or watching

(08:25):
on TV by two PM for those pregame festivities before
the game against the Boston Red Sox. And Alex Sovichkin
scored his one hundred and ninetieth goal of his career
last night, which means ob is now just five goals away,
oh from breaking Wayne Gretzky's NHL record, which is so
great cool. The Caps have nine games left in the

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regular season and they are playing the Boston Bruins tomorrow,
so well on the way I'm Rose.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Those are the three things you need to know for
the day. Thank you, Rose, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah. War of the Roses by an hour away? Is
he cheating if he can't be here? Live? Get the
yet free iHeartRadio app. You can listen live right there.
Speaking of lying to people you're close to.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Shut up?

Speaker 5 (09:05):
What who is lying?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I didn't find out until this morning that I was
misled about things this weekend.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
So so, don I don't know why you want to
talk about this, because you are the king of misleading
people with what you do.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
No.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
So, Sauce was supposed to go to the DC Defenders game.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yes, and I bought my Sauce a ticket yes.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
So imagine my surprise. Last night I was getting text
from Sauce a puppies that I should adopt her on
six thirty pm okay, to which I said, She said,
I found some puppies for you. I said, aren't you
at the game? You said, I'm home? But okay, I said,
how was it? You said, was a good day, but
I found some dogs for you?

Speaker 7 (09:47):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
And then I find out this morning becaus Eric asked
how the game was, she goes, it was good. Then yeah,
I didn't go to the game, though, I.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Like, did you watch it's the game at home?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
No, Our friend Amy went and she said it was good.
Oh so.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Why wouldn't you just say I didn't go.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, it's so weird.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
I don't know, but I said I didn't. I said
it was good. I didn't go.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yeah it was good. You didn't even watch it.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
I'm just just letting you guys know that my friend
had fun. But though seeing it was like, yeah, okay,
well all right, I'm sorry I didn't tell you like
every little thing I did this.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Weekend, okay, and that's I need that. Yeah, I need
to know everything that everybody in the shower dies all times.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, so I'm sorry I didn't go to the game.
I had a headache, I didn't fel like be outside.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
It just f were like, hey, I didn't go.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Because I knew if I told you last night, you
would have been like, oh, of course you ain't go.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
So that's why I was just like, I don't feel
like having somebody like talkish to me when I'm like
on my couch and having Chipotle, Like I just want
to like be in my zen zone that I'm in
right now?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
What triggered do you think? Oh, let me find puppies
for John.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
When I saw these puppies posted on Instagram and then
I went to pet Finder like where their puppies were
on their website, and I just started looking at puppies.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
They're great looking puppies.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
They're super cute, Like that was like a professional photographer
that took those.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
One of the blue eyes.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I was like, Echo Doorable is that his name? Yeah,
it's also girl.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
That's a pretty good dog.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Echoes like a pretty sick dog name. Yeah, it's like
a I probably keep it.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, it sounds like it could be like Vlosco Raptor. Yeah,
like Echo over there.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Sure, I mean Echo doesn't like you getting your her
so you need to chill out.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah all right, well next time.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
So that's isn't that one of the names of the
Raptors that Chris pat Pratt.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
He has blue blue and they might be an echoing
there maybe, I mean there might make me yeah, because
it's an echo the E for yeah for military stuff. Yeah, yes,
so there you go real quick too. They put out
a list of the TV houses we want to live
in the most he think of one off the top
sauce from like a movie or I guess a TV show.
Rather you want to live in?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Uh a Christmas story and not that I want to
live in. I was just thinking popular What would I
want to live in? I know, probably one of the
Dizzy Channel ones. They were all or like Nickelodeon ones.
They were always on the beach in California somewhere.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh yeah, cool, yeah, yeah, yeah, Like was it the
Marricay and Ashley one where it's like they like ray
on the beach?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh yeah, something like that.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, how about you?

Speaker 5 (12:21):
I feel like the mansion from Fresh Prince of bel Air.
Oh yeah, it's like so big.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, the Simpsons house made a ten.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
I don't know what that looks like the.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Breaking Bad House, which I know, like in the show
he throws pizza on the roof. Yeah, and like the
owners of the houses had to be like, hey, please
stop throwing pizzas on the roof, which that would be
probably annoying.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Why would you want to live in that house?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Though I know, I'm sure they probably bought it and
didn't realize. Like there was a video of the woman
who owns Carrie Bradshaw's apartment at the Ark like banking.
He like, please don't go on our steps, and then they're.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Like, you have to get a gate, which has to
get a permit to get the gate, like which is why.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, the Sopranos House made the list of eight. I've
never seen the New Jersey mansion. Sure, big little lies.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I've not seen that house is on it's like on
the beach. It's pretty sick.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
The Brady Bunch House. Didn't Lance Bass buy it, or
he's going to buy the house he tried didn't work out, Yeah,
something like that. Bridgerton one of the mansions. Oh yeah, sure,
I mean easy kind of makes sense. Yeah, I suppose
Friends made the list of number four. Monica's purple apartment.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
It's a quirky ye.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Golden Girls made it three.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
They're in Miami, So.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Is Miami Home. Yes, the Fresh Prince bel Air mansion
made the list. Sure, and then number one is the
house and full house.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh oh sure yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Had at and abasement.

Speaker 8 (13:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I think it's like a multip multipe multi million dollar
house in San Francisco. They have the same problem to
people taking photos outside the house all the time.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, I think. Also, there's like those rows of houses.
Are you wait, it's just taking pictures, but yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Know if it was move houses, I got the McAllister
House and home alone. That thing is the mansion. Yeah,
and you got a tree house, dude. In turn, Janue
Morning Show with Sobrina Opening Day. If you are going today,
make sure to say hi. We'll be at the Orange
Tailgate with be more around town. The show ends at

(14:20):
ten o'clock. This show does. We're leaving right after straight there.
I was looking at the menu yesterday with Hoodie. We're
at a friend's birthday party. I'm like, golly, this.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Thing is sick.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, it looks so good. Yeah, I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
They got hot dogs. You can eat dogs, my godly dude,
some glizzies. I'm excited to be very exciting. So be
going Opening Day, say hello again. We'll be at the
Orange Tailgate. You can follow us to you on social
media at yams Radio posting all things was Opening Day Everything,
Celebrity Sauce has or Entertainment Park coming next with you
have for us.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
I've got an update on Firefest too.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (14:54):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Intern John's Second Chance from officially on sale. We're so
excited for this show, and like everybody I meet is
like really pumped too. This past weekend. Our friend Romina
is like, I need to go to the show. Yeah,
I get it. Otown bb MAC, LFO, Ryan Cabrera and
Chris Korpatrick Evan Sync. The show itself goes down June
twenty sixth the Fillmore in Silver Spring. Grab your tickets.

(15:29):
All the information ymsradio dot com. It's gonna a great
round out. Take off work the next day because we're
going all night. Well we'll be at work yes day. Hey,
Well but you don't heard it, yes, ymsradio dot com.
Everything celebrity sauce has or entertainment apart what you got
for us.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
So this has been everywhere yesterday. But it seems like
Morgan wall and people are saying did not enjoy his
time on Saturday Night Live. So he was a musical
guest on Saturday, and even in the promos when they posted,
you know, hype of the show, people commented that he
didn't look interested. Some people were calling him cringe and
the performances were good. He's saying dustin Case and I'm

(16:10):
the Problem, which is the title of his new album,
which again comes out May sixteenth. But everybody's talking about
the end of the show. I will start by saying,
I just felt like he went into the audience in the.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Video because they always have the host like that's our show.
Yeah yeah, and then everybody stays and it's like the awkward,
like embraced people.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Are hugging yeah yeah. So usually this show's over, the
host and the musical guest say good night, everybody stays
on stage, mingles credits roll. So basically the host was
Mikey Madsen, the that recent Oscar winner that we talked about,
and so Mikey and Morgan they hugged. She turned around
and talked to the cast. But then you know, Morgan
walks off stage and instead of joining the cast behind

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the camera which has ourybody talking and a few of
the cast members were amused by it. And then on
his Instagram story, he was on his private jet and
then the captain said, get me a God's country. So
he's from Tennessee. I think New York City city even
is overstimulate for me, so I can understand maybe he
just wanted to get out a city, but also sources

(17:08):
there close to him are saying that it was an
honest mistake. He meant nothing by it, and just that
he'd had a lot of meltdown starting rehearsals that week,
and he had backed out of prior commitments to appear
in the sketches. So he was just kind of like
in his head a lot, is what sources close to.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
I'm saying, which well, I would also offer that hopefully
we learn from the Kate Marleton. Yeah, being seen for
a while, you have ideas go on that life.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
So he did it. He showed up. I don't like
HWY people. I don't know anyway, so it's.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Always awkward because they're all like yeah, it's like newt
anchors going to commercial and they they're fake laughing. It's like, yeah, yeah,
I get it.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
So Justin Timberley pulled an unusual maneuver denying broadcast rights
for Lolla Falooza, which happened in South America over the weekend.
So usually it's customary for the headlining acts to allow
their sets to be streamed, and Justin Timberlake was the
only performer among Olivia Rodrigo, Shawn Mendez, Benson Boone, Tate
McGray to deny cameras on stage. So this happened ahead

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of his concert, which was last night, and there was
no justification, Soursar saying that he just did not transfer
the rights despite a previous engagement. So there's that you're wondering.
Also going an update about Fire Festival, which is going down.
Fire Festival too, happens in like sixty days. It's two
months from now, and yeah, it now has a new location.
It will be in Applia del Carmen. And supposedly it's

(18:22):
supposed to have a list of forty entertainment containers which
we were supposed to find out in March, whose entertainers
would be. It's the last day in March. We don't know.
All we know right now is that one of the
scheduled performers, performers that we actually know for a fact,
is going to be there. Apparently is Antonio Brown sure,
who is now a current rapper, you know, former nfler.
So tickets thrown sale, they start at forty hundred, they

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go up to one point one million, and weird. So
that's all I gotta say. If you leave for something
to watch tonight, we got The Voice on NBC. All
American Idol is on ABC All Americans on the CW
and then still trending in the US on Netflix It's
Adolescents number one, number two, the Residents also enough and
then severance on Apple to you plus number three, Thankshausta.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
If you need something to listen to, your thought Shower
podcast is out talking about where all the good guys went.
You can listen y Miss radio dot com.

Speaker 9 (19:10):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Speaking of festivals, it was Ultra Music Festival in Miami
this past weekend. Yeah, and the menu has gone viral.
And if you don't know, Ultra is basically it's a
giant eedm festival, the biggest DJ is in the world. YadA, YadA.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
Now.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Prices to get in the festival range from five hundred
to four grand per day. God, that's just face value,
that's not secondary. But the reason that this thing went
viral is because somebody posted the bottle prices, which range
from one thousand dollars per bottle two four hundred and

(19:44):
twenty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
For alcohol that's sans to.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
The bottle server's package now insane for four hundred and
twenty five thousand dollars that includes two hundred bottles of
moay Shadan nectar. They can tell I'd never had any
of this up. Sure you go one hundred miles of
dom perry On okay, of the Brute luminis, and the
one hundred bollles of dom Perion Rose luminis. Okay, So

(20:09):
you're getting, you know, four hundred bottles, which is also
like four hundred bottles for a weekend.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah. Yeah, but four.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Hundred and twenty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
It'd be sick to have that kind of money where
I can put that in my card and the bank
doesn't call me and go, hey, it's from like that
makes sense?

Speaker 3 (20:27):
That makes sense, ye know, that's a vibe. Of course.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Also, if you want to get a six pack of Evyon,
guess how much a six pack of evy on water
is at Ultra Music Festival, Sauce, I'll give you a hint.
It's under one hundred.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Oh, it's under a hundred one hundred guess Oh, I
was gonna say a hundred dollars okay, ninety.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Sure, Rose, I'm gonna go seventy five.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Eighty dollars okay for a six pack of water.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah, that's why music festival. That's a lot I was,
I guess. I mean, I've never been to Ultra. It's
just like I don't that's just not my jam. But
you know what I mean, do you have the music?
I mean, if you have the money and you want.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
To go so legitimate. I mean like the Bile package
is the biggest ones four and twenty five thousand. Yeah,
there's one for three hundred and five thousand, one for
one hundred and fifty five thousand.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I just can't imagine saying that money on alcohol. Yes,
so like doesn't like they don't have any money like that.
So can't relate myself.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
But to have four hundred bottles, it's like, I don't
even know what do you do with it all? We
would need that for a restaurant for a year. Yeah,
if that's insane, that's a stupid money. Okay, I take
it to go because then it's okay, they take them
to go. Fine, there it is. But luckily all trade
not in our future. Yeah, so there it is. Let
me get to this next for your Monday. The dumb
things celebrities have wasted money on Ironqally First Chapel Roone,

(21:40):
Give me four minutes an intern Johnny Marty Show her
man hired their female friend to work a job. Since then,
things have been weird. Is he cheating War of the Roses?
About thirty minutes away? On an intern John in your
Morning show. I found this over the weekend. I thought
it was kind of funny the time celebrity spent a
stupid amount of money something to end up being totally worthless. Okay,

(22:03):
although I can't say I wouldn't do the same if
I had, and this is my cash. Just bored. I
started with Cardi bh has a collection of expensive cars,
but she doesn't have a driver's license.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
That's all I was gonna say. Doesn't she not have
her driver's license? Okay?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
So in twenty eighteen, she told James Cardon quote, I
have a Lambo, I have a Lamborghini truck, I have
a Bentley truck, I have a Mayback and I have
a suburban.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
When James asked her, what's the point I'm having all
these cars she couldn't drive, she said, quote to take
pictures with it.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah, okay, sure, that's a do you.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep. She said she she couldn't
take photos in the showroom because that's been an imposter. Yeah, okay,
she also learning to drive. Scary. I mean, especially the
five hundred thousand dollars car. Yeah, pretty pretty scary, right. Yeah.
In two thousand and eight, Brad Pitt by a thousand
acre estate in province Chateau Merval, wherever that is. Yeah,

(23:03):
a few years down the road, a man convinced him
that millions of dollars worth of gold was buried on
the property. Okay, so it was hidden by a medieval owner. Yeah,
who took it from the Crusades. So, like we're talking cash.
So Brad spent an undisclosed amount of money on radar
equipment to search for the hidden treasure.

Speaker 10 (23:22):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
I feel like this was like a point of their
divorce too. I'm sure this was Brad and Angelina's divorced.
Like this was one of the things that he was like, no,
I need.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
This, I'm gonna find this treasure here. Yeah, A multi
multi time multimillionaire. Yeah. In a twenty twenty two he
told GQ quote, I got obsessed for like a year.
This is all I can think about, just the excitement
of it. Okay, I said, maybe he had something to
do with where I grew up, because in the Ozark Mountains.
There's always stories of hidden gold.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Okay, yeah. Sure.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
It turns out the guy that told him about it
was kind of known hustler, and.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
So the it's like, did you do any research this
at all?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
So he bought it. Yeah, he actually got the radar
equipment out there. He's actually searching for stuff.

Speaker 9 (24:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah. On a twenty twenty five episode of the Kardashians,
Kim Kardashian revealed when she got engaged to Chris Humphries
in twenty eleven, she covered eighty percent of the ten
million dollar gation ring.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, I talked about that a few weeks ago. Yeahah,
that's different.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Their marriage only lasted seventy two days. Yeah, she didn't
keep the ring. Yeah, she said, quote, I was pregnant
with North, still married to him. In order to divorce him,
he said, have had to give him the ring of
my divorce.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah. So she like, even her attorney was like, just
give him the ring. Yeah, if you want to be
over it, if you want to move on. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
He sold it for seven hundred and forty one thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Wait, she was pregnant with North while she was still
technically married to Chris Humphries.

Speaker 7 (24:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
I mean I think he was just trying to like
get like like get all of our stuff, like all
our money.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
Though.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Yea, so I probably like it was a very long divorce.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Give minute boy. Okay, sure that was a weird couple though, No,
it was. Yeah it was Spencer Heidi Montag. Okay, he
moved through millions of dollars because they believe in the
Mayan apocalypse.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Oh I did hear about that. I thought it was
gonna be on crystals because he is really into crystals.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah. Sure you. At twenty thirteen, he told Okay magazine, quote,
we made and spend at least ten million dollars. The
thing is, we heard the planet was going to end
in twenty twelve, and we thought we have to spend
this money for the asteroid heads.

Speaker 11 (25:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Sure, he said, here's some advice, don't spend your money
thinking asteroids are coming.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Well. I was like listening to this podcast last week
about how like if you are a millionaire or billionaire,
you just start investing in bunkers, Like there's this place
in Kansas that it's like a million dollar condos that's
just a bunker. Yeah, and then you have to also
work once you get there, so like you can't live
in this million dollar a month bunker. Well yeah, until

(25:49):
something happens. But it's like it's just a normal thing,
which is wild this.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, they look sick. I've seen like videos of some
of those, like they look like little towns.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
But it's only for billionaires. And then you have to
also work for hours a day if you decide to
get like that, because you have to give back to
their new society if anything happens makes sense? Sure, haven't
you seen Xenon makes sense?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I have? Yeah? Twenty first century? Yeah, absolutely, he said.
I would give my friends fifteen thousand dollars for the birthday,
just cash. I would buy people cars. Every valet, I
make a tip of a couple hundred dollars. I would
pay people two hundred dollars just open doors for us.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Wild damn yeah, where was I?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah? During that time? Pard New York Times in two
thousand and seven, Roses Boy Nick Cage by Dinosaurs call.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
I can't with you.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
First of all, how dare you diosaur sculpture skull skull?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
He would why rex skull? He buyt an auction for
two hundred and seventy six thousand dollars. Okay, However, seven
years later the Apartment of Homeland Security, I tou in
touch with them to inform them the artifact have been
stolen from a DOES.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
I was about to say, how can you can you
just buy diasaurs? Call? That does not seem legit?

Speaker 5 (26:57):
How are his red flags not going on?

Speaker 3 (27:00):
I'm also like, if I was his wife or dating him,
I'd be like, hey, are you an idiot? There's no
way he's buy a dinosaurs fall? But there's an auction.
Auction I as is legit. No, if it was like no,
I would think it was more legit if it was
like the Black Web.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Then at an auction, I like somebody finds on their
backyard and they try to sell it.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Yeah, okay, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
How are you gonna.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Just willy nilly buy a dinosaur skull without certification or
having it literally dated? Literally you're gonna buy You're gonna
end up buying garbage drawn?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
You know what this is? Sorry? You know what this
was rhyming of When we are driving to the NAT's
opening day and Eric said, you can only have a
terry blossom if he's gifted to you for the Japanese. Yeah,
And I was like, you can buy them on Amazon.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Eric's right.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
I really had this whole conversation with Kay yesterday and
we were just looking like pointing at everything that was
at Terry bloss around us. We're like, that came from Japan.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Well yeah, duh, Eric said.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
So I was like, what do you call up your
friend like Mikiko and be like, hey, I'll send you
some glizzies for that tree.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's a fair trade.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
I'm like, a bald eagle what? Because Eric was saying,
the only way that there's a tree like a Terry
Boston anywhere that you see it that was gifted.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
By the Japanese, you consider your source.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
It considered one.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, I'm like you can go on yeah a lot different.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
And King are like, what do we say, like, we
have a bald eagle for your cherry boss? Is that
what my neighbor did with his cherry boss? You might
have it was Eric, It was a great source of entertainment. Yes, right,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I jessined be Here for a twenty eleven Halloween costume
had a custom made grill Okay five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Okay, that's not nearly as bad as the treasure hunting. Well, no,
from just a random trainer.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, in twenty twenty one, Logan Paul spent six hundred
and twenty three thousand dollars on NFT.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yah, because that's what I was about to say is
the NFTs I think are the dumbest things.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I've heard of, which, like, again, like you can never
convince me that wasn't money laundering.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Anytime people trying to explain it was like, but there's
a photo, but.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
You literally have like the PNG that the digital.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
And my thought was like I could just screenshot it. Well,
it's not the original. I don't understand yea, yeah, that
makes no sense. So the uh A year later, it's
value dropped to ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah, because nobody understood it or you're like what Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
There's also during the pandemic. Yeah, it was like we
don't have money, no, yeah, and it's still like nobody
could tell me how you make money with it. Nobody
could tell you, like really how it works.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Like every celebrity was doing it, and we're like this
is the dumbest thing, Like we're trying just to get
toilet paper right now.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, we are not the same.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah, it's like that app that you'd buy for just
to show you were rich.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Oh dim rich yet yeah sold somebody about that million dollars.
It was there you go. So Intern Johnny Morning Show says,
why did things change after he hired their bestie? Is
he cheating? Wore the roses? Comes next? A couple of
things real quick. On number one, Happy opening Day. You

(29:56):
are going to an O's Opening Day. Will be at
the Orange Tail Lgate be more around town. We're heading
there for the show. You a lot of fun. It
was opening days like national Holiday.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
It's great. I love it, so be going.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Make sure to stay hi. Follow along on the Instagram
to at YMS Radio. Also this past Friday, tickets officially
went on sale. Intern John's Second Chance prom June twenty sixth,
the fillmore in Silver Spring Sauce. You're most excited to
see who?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I mean, I'm really excited to see all of them.
Will probably be b MAC.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Because you met them as a child.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
I did did yeah back in the day.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
How about you Chris Kirkpatrick and LFO.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, I mean it's gonna be Yeah. The main's gotta
be Otown dude, cause my second Chance Prom. Like they
get on stage like, all right, guys, I want to
slow things down. But yeah, I want to slow things
down and they drop like they drop all or nothing.
It's due. It's so true.

Speaker 12 (30:58):
It's so true.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Absolute Banger. Absolute Banger. Tickets are on sale right now.
I know there's not many left, so you were thinking
about going, grab your tickets. Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
I mean, bring your girls, bring your person, and bring whoever.
If problem wasn't that fun back in the day, you
can make a fun with us Eric singing hero imagine amazing.
You're looking for a sign that things can get better,

(31:23):
and all of a sudden you heard.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
The son comes out. I was like.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
The Hora tune retired after that. It was breaking. It
actually became self aware and it walked out of the building.
So there is never again. Yeah, but again, if you
want to go to our our second Chance prom tickets
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Let's get here, ready for Roses, please and do.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
This from the city that changes the world, peers Rose
with three things you need to know?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Are you Monday Rose? What you got for us?

Speaker 4 (32:15):
So Astronauts Sunny Williams and Butch Willmore.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
These are the two NASA astronauts who.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Spent nine months on the International Space Station when they
were only supposed to be there for a week. Are
set to give a press conference today and I am
so interesting what they have to say. Also joining them
for today's event is a fellow astronaut, Nick Haig. He
spent over five months in space before turning to Earth
with those two just a couple weeks ago. And that

(32:40):
press conference is going to begin at two thirty. So
Pentagon City Mall had to clothes earlier this weekend because
of fights.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
This was wild.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Three teenagers have been charged after multiple fights broke out
at the fashion center of Pentagon City on Saturday. Police
responded to a call about these numerous fights in the
food court. They arrived, I have to find a large
crowd and several fights going on. Fights continued as officers
attempted to break them up, leading to the mall to

(33:08):
close early. Why shoppers had to be evacuated?

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Ye, yeah, oculate hell.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
So the teens face numerous charges from resisting arrest to
assault and the Baltimore Orioles move the Star time to
of today's home opener up to two thirty five pm
because of storms in the weather forecast, So parking and
gay times are going to remain the same with loss
opening at eleven am and gates opening at noon, and
they're encouraging fans to be in their seats or watching

(33:37):
on TV by two pm for pregame festivities before the
game actually starts against the Boston Red Sox.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
I'm ros Those are the three things you need to
know for the day.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Again for going. Make sure they hid us. Yes, yeah, Orange,
tell you to be awesome. Thanks, Rose, You're welcome. He
let me go.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Michelle, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Hey, I have your email. We'll do this next. Okay, okay,
sounds good. I wore the rosies and just over two
minutes on intern john Your Morning Show. More are the
roses on intern Johnny Your Morning Show. You think your
person might be the one, but you also think something

(34:16):
is up. Are they cheating? We rip off the bandid
to try to find things out. Michelle, good morning, good morning.
So walk us through this, Michelle, you and Dave been together?
How long?

Speaker 10 (34:29):
Well, we've been together three years.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
We've been dating for three years, gotcha, and everything's been good.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Everything's been fine. However, about three months ago, things start
to take a not real turn but maybe off. Yeah,
the things that are seeing a little bit off.

Speaker 11 (34:47):
Yeah, it's it's a it's an interesting situation. So so yeah,
like I said, like, we have a great relationship, everything's
growing great, and we have this mutual friend and her
name is Kayla, known for a long time, and she
was recently unemployed. She's out of work, and uh, you know,
we both felt really bad bored, like she's a great

(35:07):
person and Dave, sorry, that's my that's my boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
He got her job at his office, right, which great,
it's very exciting, very nice.

Speaker 11 (35:19):
But this is fine until about like so this is
like three months ago, and then started to get I
don't know, like I want to say, like very very chummy, right,
like their buddies, which is like, sure, you guys work together,
I get it, like you share other things that are
different whatever, but like when I'm around them, like she's
also handsy with him, like not just him, Yeah, I

(35:44):
don't it's weird. And then so I feel like they
also share stuff but like he he's I know, he's
telling her stuff that like I told him in confidence, right,
and like she's she's starting to like tell me stuff
that I was like, I definitely didn't tell you anything
about that.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Oh, so like, oh, like you know, you know I
heard that you guys are having issues because the dog
ate the couch. That like that kind of like you
know almost that she's close with your man.

Speaker 11 (36:17):
Yeah, And I don't know if she's doing it on
purpose or she's like just letting it slip, but it's
I was like, why do you know that?

Speaker 6 (36:23):
That's all?

Speaker 11 (36:26):
Yeah, but like like so then one another very weird
thing is she is so day's birthdays coming up, and
she's like, oh my god, you guys you should totally
get him like this stuff. And I was like, why
are you telling Like I didn't ask her, Like, why
are you telling me what I should get my boyfriend
for his birthday? Like never talked about that before.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Well, and that's the thing I thought was on the
shell because three years of dating means this is probably
your third birthday. Yeah, so it's like it's not you
went to like his sister where I do. She's like, hey,
I know better than you do, even though even with
him for three years.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Literally I think that's so awful.

Speaker 11 (37:06):
Yeah, I was like, do you know any of the
other things I got him for his birthday, Like.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
You don't like Okay, Well, someone to like to interject
themselves into something like that is so odd to me.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
I guess, like the cherry on top is is. You
said they both got sick this past week, which could
be Yeah.

Speaker 11 (37:23):
So they both got neurovirus.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
That's the exact same time.

Speaker 10 (37:27):
And I was like, that's there's no like, that's that's sauce.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Like, I don't wich like it could be though, if
it is a big year for virus, if they're in
the same office. Maybe So let's do this, Michelle. We'll
have sauce call off from the roses should go to
you girlfriend three years uh, and if they don't, we'll
get some answers for you. Okay, okay, wore the roses
no problem in less than three minutes and instern John

(37:51):
your morning show. Swore the rosies on intern John in
your morning show. Michelle, let me recap this quickly. You
and Dave been together about three years. Everything's been good.
You guys have a mutual friend named Kayla who was
looking for a job. About three months ago. Dave got
her a job at his office. Everything's going well, although
you've noticed that since they started working together she gets

(38:13):
a little bit more handsy with him in public. That's
number one. Number two, she'll say things to you that
seem to indicate that he is telling her details about
your relationship. Like she'll be like, oh, Dave mentioned that
you didn't like when he did whatever, And then next
is that Dave's Birthday's coming up. She was saying to you, Oh,
you should really think about getting him blank for his birthday,

(38:35):
almost like she's trying to say, hey, I am closer
to your man than you think. Hey man, And they
made the chair on top as they both had neurovirus
this last week, which could just be coincidence. Work together whatever,
as far as the job goes, though, Michelle, when did
he bring up hiring her? Did she ask? Did you

(38:55):
suggest it? How did she get into that situationbody asked
over text?

Speaker 11 (39:02):
I think if I remember, if I remember correctly, like
Dave said, there was an opening and I didn't even
really think about that.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah he said it, but that just.

Speaker 11 (39:11):
Made sense, Like it didn't didn't raise any red flags
to me, because like that's what you.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Do for your friends, Yeah, you help them.

Speaker 11 (39:18):
Get work, but yeah, I think he. I think he
told me, and he's like, should I ask her? And
I was like, yeah, of course, okay, So I think
that's how it came up.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
And then objectively, let's just say that one of your
other friends was like, hey, I think Kayla's trying to
step into my man. Do you think that something in
her character or can you say no, she wouldn't do that.

Speaker 10 (39:39):
I mean, I don't think she would do that.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Okay, And that's perfect. Okay, So let's do this. We'll
have sauce call from the flower company, from the roses.
They should go to you. Clearly. If they go to you,
we'll put them on hold. We can hang up, move on,
never happened. If they go to Kayla or somebody else,
will get some answers. Okay, okay, oh on? Oh? Is

(40:01):
that the does that pick me attitude? Like when you're like,
oh I knew about this? Is that kind of am
I misunderstanding?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
So it's like more to like check me, like, hey,
I know your man there.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Okay, sure that makes more sense, which is gross? Need
an urban dictionary later today for sure.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Hello, Hello, I'm calling for Dave.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Uh yeah, Hi Dave.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
My name is Ellie, I'm calling you from Wyama's Flowers.
You actually won our weekly contest, so congratulations. You win
a dozen red roses and we want to make sure
that we get them out today. So I was gonna
get your info. You don't need your credit card stuff.
I mean, we don't need your credit card stuff or anything.
And yeah, let's let's let's make that happen.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Sounds like a scam, it's not.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
You entered our contest and you won for the week.
So again, congratulations. We're just a new mom pop flower shop.
So we've been having these contests going on for the
last few months and you won this week a red roses.

Speaker 10 (41:03):
You're gonna give me free roses?

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah, so you must have entered through our cube R
codes which are all around the city. So uh, I mean,
if you don't want them, I can move on. It's okay. Uh,
but yeah, we're just trying to make sure that we
get them mouse today since it's early. Especially if it's local,
we can send them anywhere in the country, but we
would prefer to be locals that you come back to us.

Speaker 8 (41:24):
Okay, are you sure?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
I mean, I don't want to twist your arm, but
I mean free flowers. If you surprise somebody today and
make their day, I mean you're gonna have a great week.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Yeah, no, thank you for twist them arm.

Speaker 11 (41:37):
Yeah, that's cool, all.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Right, sick all right. So we're gonna make a little
profile for you in case you do love the flowers,
which I know you absolutely will. There are a dozen
red roses. My mom makes a bouquet and she's just
a pro at her job. Uh, So we're gonna make
a little profile in case you come back. So who
do you want to give the flowers to.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Let's go with Kayla and then what is.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
She to you? Your wife? Girlfriend, sister? They are red roses?

Speaker 2 (42:06):
What are you writing a book?

Speaker 3 (42:08):
It was just in case you come back and you're like,
let me get my flowers for Kayla. And then I'm like, oh,
how's your girlfriend doing?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Your anniversary is coming up. We're just trying to become
your go to shop. We want to become like your friends.
She's she's my bff, your BFFs.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah, big capital letters BF.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
All right, I'm going to write that and be like,
how's your bff?

Speaker 9 (42:28):
Kla?

Speaker 3 (42:28):
With the red flowers? What do you want the card
to say?

Speaker 8 (42:32):
Let's put putt uh put it.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
It was great being in you, babe?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Are you I agree with the sentiment we can't say
most of those words, Dave, my name is intern John.
I got sauce and rose here as well. That is
your girlfriend, Michelle. Yeah, we're doing War of the Roses
of the show. I need you to know that, and
or why would you be and your bfs? That was
what I just said was a total inside joke, apparently

(43:03):
absolutely so explain the joke to this. I know, ye
blessed Michelle.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Saying it slower means we still can't say it, So
that's okay, you know what. Go off?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
So Dave, what's going on? Guy? Nothing? What do you
You're sending red roses to a female friend and saying, yeah,
jokes on the inside the joke. I thought you said
they were daisies. I didn't know you said they were
red roses.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Red, d you heard me?

Speaker 2 (43:36):
So why would you be sending flowers somebody? It's not
your girlfriend? I heard because it was just a joke.
We spent a lot of time together.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
I don't think it's that big as a joke.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Don't listen to Do you think that's an appropriate joke?
That would it would be cool if if Michelle made
a joke about some guy in the flip side of that.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
If it was a joke, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 10 (44:01):
You're such an idiot, Dave.

Speaker 11 (44:03):
I sure to God.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Anyway, but disagree.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
I'm happy to help you guys break up.

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Speaker 9 (44:33):
Opening day and roses? You can't go.

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Wrong, Ammensis, Thank you for listening, Have a great day.
Thanks and everything. Celebrity Sauce has her entertainment apart coming next.
What you got for us?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
That's ours? Dean, drag right down and tell you.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
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Speaker 14 (44:47):
Am got your Giona's Brothers tickets in minutes on interns
Young your morning show.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Happy opening day for the O's. If you are going,
We're gonna be there. The Orange tailgate, bmar around town,
Magic Mike Klein in the flesh. Yeah, the Prince of
Baldemart pretty wild, what nonor? I brought you pairs of
shirts in case I sweat around it, which is so
good looking. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Beam around town. The orange tailgate will be there. Make
sure to say hello if you go. Let me do this.
Everything is celebrity sauce has or entertainment aport. What you
got for us?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
So, sidney' Speeni and Glen pa all attended his sister's
wedding in Dallas. Leslie Powell worked on music for the
rom com Anyone But You, jessic coincidence that she did
reunite with one amid these breakup rumors with her fiancee
Jonathan Devino. Also, like different sources were reporting that she
wasn't wearing her engagement ring, and even her team said, quote,
there's nothing going on romantically between Glenn and Sydney. They're

(45:53):
just friends. Sydney is close with the entire family unquote.
Which would make sense is again they were they worked
together on Anyone But You. So the story is basically
saying that the bride Leslie invited Sydney, which makes sense.
So I don't think it's a big deal. And Chaperone
has been under fire for the last few days because
she was insulting parents with young children. So this was

(46:14):
on her interview with Call Her Daddy. She was on
that podcast and she said, quote, all of my friends
who have kids are in hell. I don't actually know
anyone who's like happy and has like a one year old,
three and under four and under five and under. I
literally have not met anyone who is happy, anyone who
has a light in their eye, or anyone who has slept.
Why did my parents do this? Unquote? So yeah, So

(46:34):
a lot of people are coming on it saying, imagine
being one of those people that confide in her about
being an exhausted parent, only her for her to share
it with the world in a negative way, and then
a lot of people are just saying, I feel like
she is a mean girl. She has mean girl vibes.
Even a lot of my friends that well they don't
have kids. They posted I did not listen to this podcast,
I will say that, but they said that it gave

(46:54):
off a lot of mean girl vibes. So yah tis
life and a jury convicted Shawn Kingson and his mother,
Janice Turner, on five pounds of wirefrauds. So the US
Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Florida presented evidence
that Shaun Kingston hudulently obtained more than a million dollars
in property so his mom acted as an accomplice in

(47:15):
a scheme to defraud sellers of high end specialty vehicles, jewelry,
and other goods. The conviction could send them to federal
prison for twenty years per count. I will give you updates.
They're just gonna be on house arrest and still they're
sentencing the summer. If you're looking for something to watch tonight,
we got The Voice on NBC, American Idols on ABC.
All American is on the CW, and then Trending in
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Both of those are on Netflix and then Severance on
Apple TV plus.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Thanks Ausin Welcome. If you need something to listen to,
you Thought Sharp podcast is out talking about where all
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This show is going to be massive. Jonas Brothers NAT's
Park August twelfth, We want to get you in the
check it an intern, Johnny Morning Show, I wind you
a round of I didn't know what did you find

(48:03):
out that you wish? You had no idea about? Eight
seven seven nine ninety five four six State want to
call nine ninety three three eight to text. Maybe it's
a secret about your friend, or about your family or
something at work. We can change name, we can change
your voice. Nobody's know. It's you, the best one gonna
see the Jonahs Brothers. What do you wish? You didn't know? First?

(48:26):
Sham Mendez an intern John your Morning Shop. The Jonahs
Brothers coming to NAT's Park. We want to get you
in the check in an intern John in your Morning Show.
We're doing a round of wish. I didn't know. What's
the one thing you found out that you wish you
never would have? Eight seven seven nine niney five four

(48:46):
six State wanted to call nine nine three three eight
to text. We can change your name. We can change
your voice like fake name Hannah. Good morning, Hey, good morning.
Your hand for a wish. I didn't know what you
got for us.

Speaker 10 (48:59):
Oh my gosh, I'm going to Fort Lago for spring break.
I was talking to my god about it. And he
was just like, oh yeah, I love for lader deal
that's where you were conceived.

Speaker 9 (49:10):
No, oh god, I didn't need to know that.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Oh no, oh no, was so awkward he joking around
or we think like that's confirmed. The timing makes sense.

Speaker 10 (49:24):
She did the whole explanation of all the one necessary.
He was memory lane, and he's made it more and
more awkward for me.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
So really, Spring breaks Marble homecoming for you?

Speaker 8 (49:36):
Oh my god? Yeah, I got you.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Right, Okay, all right, can't put you on hold one second? Okay,
fake name Hannah, your current leader. Wish I didn't know?
What's the one thing you found out? You wish you
never would have? Eight seven seven, nine four six eight
one A call nine ninety three three eight to text.
The best one sees that Jonash Brothers beat check it.

(50:01):
I need to turn John in Your morning showed some
of these What do you wish you didn't know? Eight
seven seven nine nine five four sixty one to call
nine ninety three three to text. We can change name,
we can change your voice. You see the cousin wanted
this game in We call that one but makes the

(50:23):
tiptail around it. Yeah, the best ones gonna see the
Jonas Brothers. So it's worth it. Your trauma's worth it.
Jonah's Brothers, NAT's Park, August twelfth, Thanks to Live Nation,
somebody texted nine ninety three three eight. I cannot bring
myself talk about this on the air. I'm still scarred.
I found that my dad had ed because I found
his pumpy wish wait deep discussion when I was twelve years.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Old at twelve, no, thank you am actually any age
of you? Yeah, I know, but especially twelve, Like how awkward?

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Yeah you don't know that.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
That's a no go. So there you go. Uh, let
me go. Obviously got a lot of voice, Shane. She here,
hold on, fake name, Michelle, good morning, good morning, all right, wish.
I didn't know what's your hand girl.

Speaker 8 (51:08):
I was just talking to my co worker one day
at work and she was saying like how her kids
are so beautiful and that they have an A one
gene pool and I was like, oh, you know that
seems a little biased, and she goes, no, it's a fact.
I would know because I married my first cousin.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Oh what the hell? Okay? And this is like in
this area, yes, is that.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Really considered an A one gene pool?

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Well that's yeah, okay, fake name, Michelle. Can you say
what line of work you do?

Speaker 8 (51:46):
I work in healthcare?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Okay, that's I feel like. Now is this person if
we saw them and we'd be like, oh yeah, they
for sure married their cousin.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
No, I had no idea, and now I can.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Yeah, okay, one second in the running like that's not
something you would brag.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
That.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Yeah. Another person texted and wishing my conception story. My
parents watching really bad Washington Redskins game, decided was too
awful to continue to watch, turned it off, made me instead,
I mean worked out. That's worked out. Look, let me
go faking the call. Good morning, good morning girlate on me.

(52:31):
Wish I didn't know what you have.

Speaker 8 (52:34):
I used to work with this my old coworker, and
we worked at a daycare, and every day during that time,
she would grab to me about how she hooks up
with her brother in law.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Oh oh no, okay, yeah, yeah, okay, okay for about
two years. Okay, what line of work was it? We
were in a take care gotcha? Okay? And well you
were you surprised or is it kind of checkout based

(53:05):
on the characteristics, if you will.

Speaker 8 (53:08):
It kind of checked out after I got to New
Nover a little bit.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
Yeah, okay, all.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Right, the call one second you're in the running. He
will be wild and bro yeah, oh wait, oh hell,
here she is on. Let me a less se Good morning.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
All right, so you found out your conception story. How
this come up?

Speaker 10 (53:26):
Yeah, well we were watching now that the Commanders, but
we were watching the Commander's game.

Speaker 11 (53:31):
I was over there with my now fiance. We're just
watching it again. The conversation never come up before. My
parents were just like, oh, man, at least.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
You know they're not as bad as they used to be,
or you know, we wouldn't have had you again, and like,
you've never.

Speaker 13 (53:49):
We've never, we've never told you about this, And I
was like no, and I don't think now is the
proper time either.

Speaker 10 (53:54):
But they were like, oh.

Speaker 11 (53:56):
Yeah, you know, back a couple of decades ago and
we were watching in.

Speaker 10 (54:00):
The game and it was awful.

Speaker 13 (54:01):
It was too hard to watch, so we turned it
off and said, well, I mean I know.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
What we can do and.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Say absolutely kind of mortified.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Yeah, here we are hit the A gap. All right,
Li's on. One second, you're in the the running. Yeah,
I never want to know that although.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
This weekend I didn't want to know either, John, but
you called my father and had him share how I
was conceived. I did not want to know at all.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Would you call her dad?

Speaker 3 (54:26):
And why did my dad answer?

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Because we were talking about on the air and like
big tea, like raf the top was like boom. And
because this past weekend saw us to try and tell
people she was conceived in Paris, I'm like, say that
he did?

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Those words did not come out of my mouth.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
What did you say?

Speaker 3 (54:40):
I said, I think I was conceived in Morocco?

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Yeah, but now you're conceded in.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Salisbury, completely different continent.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
We call it back the cousin one, the bathroom mine
because I think we just lost them because I wanted
to hear it.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
So why are you argue with me about where I
was conceived? Like we didn't have to ever find out. Yeah,
I wish I knew why it was brought up to
begin with. You literally called him randomly last summer and
just socided to have my day of the show and
Dad love you. Why would you go along with it?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
It wasn't like out of the blue.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Even my mom was mortified.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
She's like, Tony, why did you, why did you buy
in to that?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
But like it wasn't like it was eye of the
Blue though, it wasn't just like we were talking about before.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
We had been talking about when you were conceived versus
your birthday. Yes, and we realized that your parents love
Thanksgiving dinner and then they had you.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
You had three months to your birthday and that's how
you roughly find out.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Yeah, wait, yeah, you called Sauce's dad. Did you call
your parent? That's unfair. I feel like we should call Peggy.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Right now because it's there an hour behind. Yeah, let
me go in Odinon Abby, Good morning Abby there. Oh no, yes,
it is Tracy. Well, it's just Abby On. There's close.

(55:54):
The best part is Tracy. Eric's gonna promise me that
you told him his name was Tracy or Abby. So
it's it's so Tracy. What happened?

Speaker 8 (56:04):
So after I.

Speaker 13 (56:06):
Had my first child, we kind of, you know, kind
of had the temp for a woman to want to
have fun time with her husband. So my husband thought
he'd get me the mood and show me some videotapes
and we didn't know that was his parents having fun.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Time dhses and it was your your in laws. Yes,
he thought it was something else, does my dog skip?
And then it was that instead?

Speaker 13 (56:36):
Yeah, it was kind of I can never look at
them the same how how I wanted to wash their hands?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
So how long did it take you to realize what
was actually on the screen? Well, as soon as I
saw face and I'm done, you're in the running. All right,
Hold on real quick and bag name, Maggie. I need
you to tiptoe around this one as delicately as possible.

Speaker 9 (57:09):
Okay, okay, my brother, my brother, and my first cousin,
we're having specials up. I guess by m hmmmm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
So your brother and your first cousin had some back
door time. Uh did they know they were cousins?

Speaker 9 (57:33):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Yeah, okay, that's all right. A lot of people hooking
up for their first cousins.

Speaker 9 (57:41):
It does get worse, It does get worse.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (57:45):
She then married his best friend.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Oh okay, all right, so.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
How did you find out about this?

Speaker 9 (57:55):
They were not ty about it.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Okay, So they were like, hey, guess we did.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
Yeah, okay, so the best friend probably knew that.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Family affairs so, uh, Glenn Burnie card.

Speaker 9 (58:13):
That would be funny, but no, okay.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
We're there.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
I did Google. It is illegal to marry your first
cousin in thirty two states. That's what legal or largely
legal in eighteen So that's why Maryland weren't.

Speaker 9 (58:27):
I'm married.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Yeah, Maryland and Virginia both legal.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
You can married.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
We couldn't. Yeah, but it's been in West Virginia, so
I that makes sense sense.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
I am surprised.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
One second, Faith n Magan put your hold my god.
Somebody text in I found out I was dating my
cousin at his mom's wedding.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Okay, you guys, everyone needs to start talking to their
family before they start dating. Like, yeah, find out your
family tree both.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
For your favor Text nine ninety three three eight speaking
of family.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Wait your aunt tex Rose, and I said, asked.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
Me, oh that, yes, I was.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
This past weekend. My dad sent my brother and I
a photo of him my mom, and it's a very
sweet photo. I'll send it to you guys so you
can see because it's my parents are just you know,
they're doing.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
They're just being.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
They're very, very very different, just hanging out, smiling and like, okay,
let's look at my mom and dad throughout doing stuff.
And if you look at the photo. The border of
the photo says Little State lot of Wow, and the
bottom says New Jersey.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
A visit and JA yes.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
So me inquisitively said, are you guys in New Jersey
question mark, to which my dad said, I don't think
we are in Jersey?

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Says New Jersey?

Speaker 5 (59:43):
So where was that picture tasting?

Speaker 2 (59:44):
And then well, I say back the photo says New
Jersey question mark. No response to my dad, My brother goes,
why did you guys go to New Jersey. I don't
know if he didn't realize it, but the photo you
can pay me one thousand dollars. Where is this taken?
I say, like New Jersey State Fair? Because why it
has a border for New Jersey's in New Jersey dot org?

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Yeah, why are they in New Jersey?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
But I'm the idiot for asking them why they're in
New Jersey? And my head's like, no around New Jersey.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Okay, Well, did you just accidentally add that border onto it?
I'm confused where this border can ye?

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I have no idea. I don't think he would know
how to do that it. Maybe they have no idea.
I can't even speculate with the words. It makes no sense.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
It's a great picture of them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
They have a great time, they're smiling, they're but they're
they're not New Jersey as far as I know. Okay,
you know it's gonna be a test of Wales because
next weekend, my brother, my dad and I are going
to New Orleans for this like cigar convention, and that's
gonna be interesting. Fine, it'll be it'll be very I'm
gonna be babysitting. Be fine, baby, said my dad and

(01:00:48):
my brother. No stop, it gonna be the adult in
the group.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Shut up?

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Which is which is scary?

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
It's scary.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Yeah. The votes coming in, it's I mean, they're pretty
close to fake named Maggie with the cousin in the
back door. Yeah. Pause, you win the tickets. Okay, well,
one second we get your info. But yeah, promise us,
if we ever see you in person, you tell us
who you are and then show us your brother and cousin.

Speaker 8 (01:01:13):
You got it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
One second gets your info. By the way, today's a
big day, opening day. Sure, that's all fine. Well, but
the winner of our bad tattoo bad Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Not only we're gonna crown the winner, We're gonna talk
to the winner and ask him wtf What's what's going
on this whole thing? Give me about five minutes on
intern Johnny Marshall, Happy Opening Day. You go on opening Day,
We'll be out there at the Orange tailgate, would be
more around town. We're leaving after the show. Them very exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
So he was like, what are we gonna do in
the car for an hour?

Speaker 9 (01:01:53):
Play?

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
I spy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Well, the guys will be fine. We'll sit there and
do nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Questions. I was thinking to say, like, what were we
talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Yeah, that would be guys I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Okay, you can play.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
So my week is starting on a high with opening
Day bevia love this weekend though coming up. I'm going
to Louisville this weekend, one of my favorite towns. Yeah,
love Louisville. Spent fantastic time. Well, because I'm gonna get
away last time. We can go this past I wen
go last year.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Yes you've been.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Yeah, I love Louisville. Love walking around downtown. There's a
Skyline Chili nearby. Love Skyline Chili, and so uh you
know the problem with traveling is with Chewy, they're easy
to travel with. Boy weighed seven pounds under the scene.
Skittles Border Collie a little bit harder to travel with.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
He he probably could go like underneath the plane, but
I don't really try that kind of stuff. So usually
Skittles goes to doggy daycare. Yeah, he has a great time.
He's been a little bit sad the last couple of
times his brother, which has been like pretty hard to watch.
So I was like, oh my goodness, my good friend
Sauce offered to watch.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
I did a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
What a treat like this would be great, saves money. Yeah,
he can go with this on Shelby. But now, for
no reason whatsoever, John shut up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
I didn't want to talk about this here because you're
just gonna look like a jerk, and I would hate
for you to look like a jerk. Because John has
been telling me for a week and a half the
Scale Skills hates me, to the point that I've opened
up several mornings with him saying like, oh, he doesn't
even know who you are because Skittles doesn't like long
hair in his face.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
I have long hair.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
So when I stopped by John's got this past Friday
the friday before that, he kept insisting the Skills didn't
know who I was and that he was like raising
his gums at me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Oh okay, so you can both show his teeth me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Yeah, he'll show his teeth, and so I and Skittles
does not. How do we learn that Skills doesn't like
hair in his face? Because he literally doesn't like hair
his face because I learned with my hair in his face,
So I know it happened that time. So for the
last week and a half, you've been bullying me daily.
Even this morning, I gotta text you he does you
even know who you were?

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Because he look up this morning and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Then I get here and you're like, are you gonna
watch my dogs become like you?

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Had me scared of your dog?

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Why you? You texted me this morning and said tell ski,
I said, what's up? I said, I did? And he
said dope, I said, and he said this back a quote?
He said who? And you said stf you? And I said,
I'll pass that along. So maybe that's why he's a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
So for the last week and a half, John has
been telling me that his dog doesn't like me and
is scared of me. So now so now I'm like,
oh my gosh, I know that he doesn't like people
like he doesn't like certain people so now I'm like, oh,
if I'm like left alone with him, but if he bites.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Me, he won't bite you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
I understand that. That fair John, you literally lost we
canna have almost daily have been telling me how much
your dog hates me and he's scared of me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
I ain't say hate it because I still want you
a brag. But he likes you, Okay, I don't want
to give you that victure, you know what I mean? Sure, No, man,
your dog Zero loves me.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Okay, So I was just tellingsfering to dog sit for her?

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Was zero? Dude, means the first time I met sausage
dog zero, she's like careful. He isn't like man and
zero me were just like instant. You don't like you emmies. Yeah, omies,
I know. So I understand if you want to abandon.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Skills, but you made me feel this way when I
didn't feel this way. And I feel like this is
a fever dream right now, honestly, and like I want
to wake up fighting her because this is insane me
that just poke definition gasoline.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
No, No, I mean look at skills. Yestually came out
to the boss.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Is this like an experiment? Like are you in like
Psyche on one and like I'm like your gremlin or
you're getting peg or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
Yes, but no, up to like leading up to winsa
US is supposed to watch your dog be like, oh, yeah,
I doesn't like you. He doesn't know who you are.
He doesn't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
But I would be like, well, then I'm not gonna
watch it. Yeah, I'm not going to watch a dog
that doesn't like me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
And it's only sorry because I had said that I
would watch him to help you save money, and so
that he was with somebody knew, and then you're like, no,
he's a lot. No, he's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
I was gonna say, that's the main thing. Is he
is a lot?

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
He's compared to Chew. Chewy was basically cat. She would
just kind of sleep. Would he cry for attention? Yes,
Skittles is like needs. He's high energy. So he's just
like it's a complete different vine.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Yeah, that's how he is. That's just the type of dog.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Yeah, he likes you. You're you're saying.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Because you're like, as far as humans, he's known the longest,
You're definitely on the list.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Duh, Okay, that's why I'm like, Okay, this is weird.

Speaker 10 (01:06:20):
I was just like he is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
He just can be. It's high energy. It's just he
can be a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Different than He doesn't know who you are. He doesn't
like you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Well they you guys don't write even this morning. You
said who Well, he said, tell him? I said, sup,
Actually tell him? Hey, Shelby says, Hi, what.

Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
Do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Brot's play along with it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Yes, okay, we I'm gonna text him right now, John
hold on, he is texting me. Hey, I'm listening to
the show right now in the free iHeart Radio app.
Shelby isn't hang out this weekend. Sad face crying hashtag
really sad right now? Hashtag taking my ball and going
home hashtag.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
There's one thing that I'm okay with. It's being gas
liks my accident for so long, but like insane, this
is insane customers. Wow, I'm okay with it, like I
know what's happening.

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
Well, she's not okay with it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
She just acknowledges. I'm acknowledging that you're being an idiot.
And you also have to validate the feelings that you
created for me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
So is that me you're watching?

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
Them or now, John, shut up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
I'm just asking sometimes, like why do you want to
talk about this? Like you're gonna sound me? No, No,
he's sounding a mean girl? Do you and in a
good way?

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Do you mean that? So you watch me think?

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Damn your name should be Reggie George Regina George's brother.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Yeah, yeah, I still one gave you the pleasure of
being like he likes you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Yeah, I mean that sounds like something a child would
do on the playground, Like, yeah, he can't like you
more than me?

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Oh yeah, because that's offensive and how old are you?

Speaker 9 (01:07:51):
Twelve?

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
God? I feel like it sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
All right, this is very awkward.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
You're gonna do what you think? Let me think about
a little bit. Yeah, long time. Great, show him that
he has to wait. He's out just room waiting on
the side of the road of this backpack for his aunt.
Shelby's wrong with.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
You, I know, but God, why are you trying to
make her feel bad? I had a man problem.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
I also just had a man like guilt tripping me
for not wanting to date him and then be really
weird to me, So like, can we just stop guilt
tripping me? I don't need this. I don't need this.
That guy I told you about with the bracelet with
my eyes on it, that was the craziest thing. That
was so awkward.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I just said it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
This guy that I went on we hung out five
times and we went on a few dates, like five times,
and he made a bracelet with my eyes on it.
So I blocked him on everything. And my mom's like,
did you explain to him that that's weird? And I'm like,
I shouldn't. I don't think I have to explain that
that's weird. And I hadn't seen him in a month
at least, maybe probably like six weeks when he made that.

(01:09:00):
When he made that and then posted on Instagram, Yeah,
post on Instagram. Didn't tag me.

Speaker 9 (01:09:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Well there was other things that were weird in that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
But we can just leave that for more than I
needed to share. So okay, all right, Well I'll just
asking you to please off guilt.

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
O.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Sorry you're taking it that way. Sure, now that's Castler.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Can't believe we're still talking about that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Well, well, I want to talk about our bad tattoo battles.
So we had the voting for the worst tattoo in
the DMV with the idea nor aesthetic. Well in the
center was going to move that tattoo, and they were
horrendous tattoo. Yeah, and the finals there was the one
with the name written on it and then the ex
through it. There was the rose in the hand, there
was the Kevin tattoo on the wrist, the Kasha tattoo

(01:09:41):
on the neck, and our winner is from a Nassas marquise.
Good morning, sir, Hey, how you doing? You have the
rose tattoo on your hand? I did, what the hell happened?

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
All right? So the story behind it actually it's a
cover up of an other another image that was there,
but I just I didn't like the image too much.
So I actually got the roads just to cover it up.
And you know, after that, I said, all right, I'll
take the time to.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Get it removed.

Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
And so I went from one session and I actually
did it the wrong time, like I did it in
the summer. It was like mid July, probably about ninety degrees.
I was still kind of go to the pool and
I was like, I just it was just a horrific experience.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
So I was trying to wait and get it done right.

Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
And so I actually saw this opportunity and my wife
was like, you know, he should do that, like she
should joy and I didn't. I never told her I
did it because I didn't really want to jinx it.
And then next you know, I called her. I thought
I heard it on Friday, and I said, did you
go vote? And she's like vote for what? I'm like,
my tattoo and she's like, no, you didn't. You didn't you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Didn't do it.

Speaker 9 (01:10:57):
Oh, yes, he don't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Past question that real quick. So the cover of tattoo
was that have an next girl friend.

Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
Man, it was it was like a clock and it
and it was like supposed to be an elephant in there. Sure,
And you know, as one does tattoo, the last thing
I want to do is have to explain what it is. Yeah,
and uh That's what I kept doing, was explaining, And
I'm like, then it didn't get the objective.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Across the little Marquis and you're a defense of people.
Don't see an elephant and the clock, you know what
I mean, that's on them.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
You know what does it mean?

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Yeah? I get it. Well, Marquis, good news, you're the winner. Yeah,
the tattoo is gonna be removed. Thanks Northetic and Wellness Center.

Speaker 6 (01:11:35):
Okay, all right, awesome, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
How one second will get your info huge thanks again
to a nor Aesthetic and Wellness Center. If you want
to see the tattoo, that kind of makes sense now
then like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
He's insane. After just one session, it looked like that.
Well I had I've had two sessions so far and
it doesn't look like that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Yeah. Wow once see it's on our Instagram. Why miss radio.
So that from the city that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Changes the world. Cheers Rose with three things you need
to know for your Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Rose got Bros.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
Saventra is reporting more and more business with a little
help from the cherry blossoms, which he hit peak bloom
on Friday. Over seven hundred thousand rail trips took place
on Saturday alone, which is the busiest stay since twenty
nineteen so up those trips, over one hundred and thirty
thousand were at the Smithsonian Station, which is the closest
metro station to the National Cherry Blossom Festival, and officials

(01:12:27):
recommend anyone interested in seeing the blossoms use public transit,
walk or bike.

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
And by the way, the cherry trees are.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Supposed to stick around for several days, but that does
depend on the weather. And there are more places to
see the cherry blossoms other than the title bas and
I actually put up a map of where you can
see all of them at ymossradio dot com if you
won't check that out. So the Baltimore Orioles move the
start of today's home opener up to two thirty five PM.
I think it was like a thirty minute bump. Yeah,

(01:12:55):
So that's due to storms in the weather forecast. So
parking and gay times are remaining the same, with lots
opening out eleven and gates are opening at noon, and
they're encouraging fans to be in your seats by two
or watching on TV by two so you can get
those pre game festivities. And Alex Doovachkin scored his eight
hundred and ninetieth goal of his.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
Career last night, which means ob is now just five
goals away.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
From breaking Way Gretzky's NHL record, which is I mean amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
The Caps have nine games last.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
So it is well within this season of happening, and
the next game is tomorrow they're playing the Boston Bruins.

Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
I'm rose. Those are the three things you need to
know today.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Thank you ros. You're welcome on Mondays. We do John's
Little Secrets. What's your secret? What's your confession? Something maybe
you found out, maybe you didn't want to find out
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three eight fake name Kim, Good morning.

Speaker 9 (01:14:17):
Hi, Good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Oh boy, your confession involves I guess celebrity in a
dating app. What happened, girl?

Speaker 8 (01:14:25):
Yeah, I met this local celebrity on tender and yeah,
we were going back and forth with it and you know,
great conversation. You know, I'm trying to not you know,
not be sopotten.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
By one question. So this is an athlete? Correct?

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
Yes, yes, he's a baseball baseball.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Local baseball player for one of our teams. Okay, so yeah,
Shan tender and what happened?

Speaker 9 (01:14:51):
So you know, you know, conversation back and forth.

Speaker 8 (01:14:54):
Well guess what his girlfriend text me?

Speaker 10 (01:14:58):
Who yeah, oh god, this would be true, right yeah,
okay you imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Yes, you guys met do whatever and girlfriend must have
gone through his phone and found your information.

Speaker 9 (01:15:11):
That's right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Okay, yep, all right, key, but you can hold one second? Sure,
Fake name Kim your current leader, let me hear yours.
What's your confession? What's your secret? Eight seven seven nine
for six state one to call nine nine three three
eight to text the best one fifty dollars cash. It
is intern John in your morning show John's Little Secrets.

(01:15:36):
What's your confession? What's your secret? Eight seven seven nine
nine for six s eight one to call nine ninety
three three eight to text. Will change your name, We'll
change your voice. Fake name Christa, good morning, Good morning, Ley,
I love you too. Your confashion involves your mom? What's
going on?

Speaker 10 (01:15:56):
My mom told me that she is day being my
best friend's dad.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Okay, and how long have they known each other?

Speaker 8 (01:16:06):
Oh my gosh, they must have known each other about
two years?

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Okay? Are we in favor of this, are we how
do we feel?

Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
We are definitely in favor of this.

Speaker 8 (01:16:17):
He's a really nice guy. Hopefully it doesn't go poorly
and then my best friend is no longer my best friend.
But you know, these things happen.

Speaker 7 (01:16:28):
Yeah, okay, but okay, be your friends. Okay, what you
think or now my friend doesn't know. Okay, I just
found this out last night. Okay, a couple of cocktails
with moms.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
All right, okay, thank you so much for listening. I
butt you in hold one second. Sure, let's go. Fake
name Corey, good morning, Hi, good morning. Oh boy, so
York and fashion of alls, current boyfriend and kind of
ex boyfriend. What's going on?

Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
So this is the deal.

Speaker 15 (01:16:56):
I have this really beautiful tattoo on my chew kind
of going you know, a little further down, and it's
a beautiful initial of a jay and I love this tattoo.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
But the problem is is my current boyfriend.

Speaker 15 (01:17:10):
He thinks the tattoo is in honor of my grandfather,
and that's well, it's actually in honor of my ex boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Oh yeah, how long ago do we date the X
We've been prepping up for about like two years. Now, okay,
and just because we like the tattoo, we just haven't
had time. They're still feelings.

Speaker 15 (01:17:31):
Well, I don't want to say there's still feelings, but
there is like a lot of nostalags are there. And honestly,
I just really like the way the tattoo looks on me.
So I feel bad keeping this live. But at the
same time, I'm not keeping it because I'm like holding
onto a candle. It's just a really rocking tattoo.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Okay, I believe you, all right? Can I put you
in hold one second? Yeah, let's go. Fake name Morgan,
good morning, Good morning, I girl late on. That's what's
your secret?

Speaker 8 (01:17:58):
So I'm a teacher and I had a terrible, terrible
class this year, and I was on the turnity leave.
I came back in November and I told Admin that
I needed to thirty minute breaks to go pump.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
And I'm not I'm not pumping, just a little break,
little breakskis fake name Margan. What makes this class horrible?

Speaker 9 (01:18:28):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:18:30):
Horrible?

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Can you say I won't get to much a way?
Are we're talking grade school, middle school, high.

Speaker 8 (01:18:35):
School, elementary school?

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Little?

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
If they clearly they are clearly they are you can't
call children?

Speaker 8 (01:18:46):
Then I'm definitely enjoying my time away.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Yeah, I understand. I mean, bake name Morgan. Is it
fair to call the little douchers? Is it what fair
to call them little douchers?

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Yeah, thank you? Okay, I thank dammargining the running Amber.
Do you have voice change or not? Amber? Okay? We gosh,
all right, Amber, here we go. Your confassion involves your boyfriend?
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (01:19:14):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:19:15):
So my boyfriend is a neat freak, and at a time,
like I have a crumb on the countertop or my
coffee a little bit spilled, he comes behind me with
a sponge and it gets really really annoying. So I
decided that night, because we had some roommates and my
daughter also live there too, I.

Speaker 9 (01:19:35):
What he would do.

Speaker 8 (01:19:36):
What his reaction would be to smear peanut butter on
the countertop.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Sometimes I get.

Speaker 8 (01:19:44):
Hungry at night and he's sleeping, so I'll go and
have a snack, and instead of being all careful, I'll
get my crumbs of toast and peanut butter and I'll
kind of put it on the countertop, and then he'll
rank up in the morning and he'll be thinking that
the roommates had smeared it all over but actually.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Stay so okay, but how long are you doing this far.

Speaker 6 (01:20:08):
A couple of weeks?

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Okay, oh my god, all right, thank you Mamber. One second,
you're in the running both fair favorite over text nine
ninety three three eight Everything Celebrities Sauce Has or Entertainment
Part coming next with you Got for us?

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Where are we talking about Firefest too?

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Give me about three minutes, I intern Johannumary show. You
see this. Everything is Celebrity Sauce Has or Entertainment Part
which you got for us.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
So you probably saw this yesterday because it was kind
of everywhere. But people are saying it didn't seem like
Morgan Wallen enjoyed his time on Saturday Night Live because
he was the musical guest on Saturday and even in
the promos it, you know, they usually post a hype
up the show. People are saying that Morgan looked not interested,
and some people are saying it was cringe. The performances
were good. He sang just in case and I'm the Problem,

(01:20:50):
which is the title of his new album, which again
is coming out May sixteenth, But at the end of
the show is what everybody was talking about, because usually
when the show was over, the host and the musical
guests saked night to you know, everybody, and then everyone
stays on stage and mingles, hugs whatever, credits roll dud.
So the host was the Oscar winner that we talked about,
Mikey Madison, and Mike and Morgan hugged. She turned around

(01:21:12):
and talks to the cast, and Morgan just walked off stage.
It kind of looked like he was walking out into
the crowd.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Uh. Of course he was signed atraphed for a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
Yeah, literally like it looked like he was going to
go talk to fans. Yeah, so that's why, because it
literally was into the audience. It's not like he walked
off and went backstage. So I don't know why everybody's
so upset. I would rather go talk to a fan
than go hug a celebrity, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
The end of us Nell is weird too, of the
a fake like, oh my god, it's a great I
wouldn't either either.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
It's just like fake talking. I don't think it's necessary.

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
So it's a weird way to walk off of stage,
like walking forward towards the camera. If he had done it,
off to the side, nobody would have said anything.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Yeah, So he then got posted on Instagram, get me,
Get Me to God's Country, which you know, on his
private jet and you know he's from Tennessee. He was
in your city. I do think New York City is
pretty overstimulating, and even like his like sours are saying
that he had some meltdowns that week during rehearsals and
that he had backed out of prior commitments to appear

(01:22:09):
in sketches for Saturday Night Lives. So maybe he was
just like overwhelmed. I don't know anyway, Justin Timberlake pulled
the unusual maneuver of denying broadcast rights for Lola Palooza
shows in South America. So usually for headlining acts they
allowed their sets to be streamed, and Justin was the
only performer among Olivia Rodrigo, Shawn Mendez at The Boon

(01:22:29):
and Tate McGray to deny cameras on stage and ahead
of that, like even his team are even workers at
the you Know Festival said that they Justin did not
transfer the rights despite a previous agreement, which is odd,
and there's only two months left before a Fire Festival
two is supposed to start and now they have a
new location, so now they'll be play Adele Carmen. They're

(01:22:53):
still saying that there's going to be forty entertainers and
it was supposed to be shared by the end of March,
and I mean it's the last day of March, so
I don't know when they're going to tell us about
these other forty. The only performance that is scheduled is
former NFL player and current rapper Antonio Brown. Sure so cool.

(01:23:13):
Tickets are on sale. We've already talked about but they
range from fourteen hundred dollars to one point one million
and uh weird. Yeah, oh whatever, If you buy tickets,
that's you know what happened in twenty seventeen. If you'l
like were something to watching it. We got the Voice
in NBC American Aisles on ABC. All American is on
at the CDW, and it's still trending. In the US.
Is Adolescents on Netflix, The Residents also on Netflix, and

(01:23:35):
then Severance on Apple TV plus.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
Thanks as Welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
If you need something to listen to, New Thoughts Shour
podcast is out talking about where all the good guys went.
You can check it Ymsradio Dot com Halsey is coming
and Chef you live getting you in next Ham it is,

(01:24:00):
that's safe to say. Halsey one of our most favorite
people on the planet. Yeah, absolute, sweetheart, badass. Halsey's gonna
be at Jiffy Lube May thirty. First, we want to
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(01:24:22):
coworker's desk. Give me less than three minutes on intern
John your marry show. Let's go to beautiful Westminster. Kirsten,
good morning, Good morning. How was your weekend? Girl?

Speaker 10 (01:24:38):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
I went to the Cherry Boston Festival yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Okay, between us girls, Kirsen, how much of a pain
in the ass was it to get downtown?

Speaker 5 (01:24:46):
I don't think I'm ever going to do it again?

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Yeah? How long did it take it down?

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
Honestly, it wasn't even like the driving down that was
the problem.

Speaker 7 (01:24:57):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
I couldn't even get out of the car. I literally
had to pull on the.

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
Side of the room like a block. An entire lean.
I was like, I'm just gonna be five minutes.

Speaker 13 (01:25:04):
I drove all this way for just a picture.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
It was like, we're so mad at me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
Yeah, but is the photo fire though?

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
I mean it was very beautiful, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
But yeah, it was so crazy just to like even
try to like I couldn't imagine trying to.

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
Even walk down there. The driving was not good at all.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
I'm sure. Well, Carrisen, good news you're gonna see Halsey. Okay, yeah,
that's awesome.

Speaker 11 (01:25:26):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
One second gets your infa more Halsey tickets tomorrow, your
headline to day try to find the crazy story. Uh,
the last seventy two hours of the weekend. Okay, dude,
this it's not funny, but it is, like, this is
an adult who did this. Believe police chief allegedly pooped
by desks, spiked coffee, viagra, cops say in a list

(01:25:49):
of complaints, what.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
The police chief day?

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Yeah, okay, it's not funny.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
Only I suspended drugging people.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
So here's the thing. He's been at the department for
twenty six years. Both his father and grandfather also served there,
so he's got history. The list of complaints ranges from
patterns of ongoing pranks. They're putting ink on door handles,
setting off car alarms, leaving crumbs on cops desks, too

(01:26:18):
much more serious things like spiking the office coffee pot
with viagra and adderall.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
So he's like on the pranks, but it's like, dude,
you want people feel like out there fighting crime like that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
It is like, what, it's crazy, that's insane. One officer
claims he chased him around the room with a needle
and pricked him in the crotch.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Okay, which is that's weird, hr crazy, And he's only suspended,
like didn't lose his.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Job on investigation. It's hard to prove all these things.
The chie would allegedly shave his body hair on people's property,
their persons, and their food.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
You know that because he was the police chief, that
nobody would say anything until finally somebody got the.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
Stones to be like, you know what, this is not okay.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
It's also it's funny, is not the word. It's kind
of like unreal because there's photos of him with like
his short sleeved shirt and passions of his arm hair
missing his arm in the office.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
That's so weird. And then.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
They also say they witnessed him dumping a handful of
viagra and adderall in the coffee pot, stirring the pills
until they dissolved, then wait for somebody to drink the cup.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
That's so, that's like not okay.

Speaker 7 (01:27:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Allegedly, it's alleged on several occasions, pulled his pants down
and defecated on the floor in front of his entire office.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
That's disgusting. Where is this New Jersey, New Jersey. I'm
thinking this is like, you're a.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Yep, yep, yep, yep. Does it say it doesn't say yes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
Jersey?

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Uh, it's hold on, it's it's a North North Bergen
Bergen b e r g e N the township of North.
So there we go.

Speaker 11 (01:28:13):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
There's also he allegedly take dumps in trash cans in
the office place.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
That's just insane.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
It's just like, it's not it's not funny. It's just like,
if this isn't a movie, that doesn't happen in real life.

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
Imagine burning the corner and you see your boss squatted
over a trash can, just dropping a deuce.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
This is so weird.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
He also allegedly put hot sauce in the microwave was
essentially turned the substance in a pepper spray that permeates
through the entire office. What he also put firecrackers on
their officers chairs.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Okay, that's insane. Okay, New Jersey, what are you doing?
I pushed you a lot, I push you a lot,
But like, what is going on?

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
I mean there must be a no real crime that area,
like for that to be.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
It's literally right across the bridge from Manhattan. I mean yeah,
so I feel like if you're that close to a
major city, there's gotta be some crime.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
I mean, who hasn't taken a duce in a trash can?

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
This is insane that he's only suspended and not fired, Like,
that's insane. But also those things where it's like investigation
of course, all.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Of these things, all these things, not just like one.
It's like he did like firecrackers, Yeah, under somebody's chair.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
So I guess the officers are accusing of this police
chief of turning the department into an animal house. Is
like saying allegedly, yeah, well, five officers are accusing this.

Speaker 8 (01:29:35):
Man of.

Speaker 9 (01:29:37):
A lot.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
He's probably sorry. Guys can't take a joke.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Dedcate on the floor. That's not a joke.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Do it once? Shame on you do it twice. So
I gotta get to this next for your Monday how
to know if he isn't husband material, hang on and
a happy Monday. Friend, appreciate you hanging out. Internshown in
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Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
Probably things you wish you didn't know? Those were hilarious,
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Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
How about you h finally knowing the story behind the
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Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
What you need to know for Oh's home opener?

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Then how it's hell for a dude is not husband
to material? Give me just about three minutes on interns
on your morning show. First, Sisa BMF The Happiest day
of the year. O's opening day. Oh boy, we're going.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Baby, oh oh oh, it's magic you know, yes, yes, indeed, guys,
that was the text. I think that I was laughing
so hard out last night. You were also like when
the then the Oils were doing really good years ago.
They used to do that. I don't know if they
still do it. I got the stadium.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Well regardless, we'll be there today. The Orange tailgates me laugh, fun,
be more around town magic Mike Klein. Yea, I'm bringing
sunglasses just so I can stare at them, because that's
a good looking he is.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
Oh yeah, wow, creepy at all.

Speaker 8 (01:31:22):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
So we're leaving after the show. Going to the Orange
tailgates me lat of fun.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
It's on Austin Streets eight oh one, I think wait
at one West Austin Street.

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WYMUS Radio. The Beauty Is Tomorrow show guaranteed to be disaster. Well,
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Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
I mean, what are you supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
We did on Thursday for the Nats. We're doing today
for those A lot of fun. So if you're going
make sure to say hey, We'll be there as soon
as we leave here. Let's do this from the.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
City that changes the world. Peers Rose with three things
you need to.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Know for your Monday, Rose you got for us?

Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
So Sunny Williams and Butcher Wilmore. They are the two
astronauts who spent nine months on the Inner National Space
Station with say, we're only supposed to be there for
a week. They are going to give a press conference
today and I am so excited to hear what they
have to say. They're also going to be joined by
fellow astronaut Nick Haig. He came back with them on
the ride home, and that press conference is going to
be at two thirty Eastern. I still think they observe

(01:32:18):
all of the money, Oh yeah, all of the book deals,
all of the documentaries, because that would be crazy. So
Pentagon City Mall had to close early this weekend because
of fights that broke out. So three teenagers have actually
been charged with multiple or after multiple fights broke out
at the Fashion center at Pentagon City. This was on Saturday,
so police responded to a call about these fights in.

Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
The food court.

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
They arrived to find a large crowd and several fights
going on. So fights continued as officers attempted to break
them up, leading to the mall closing early and shoppers
being evacuated.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Not great, wid Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
Yeah, that is so crazy to me.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
So the teens face numerous charges from resisting arrest, who assault.
And the Baltimore Oriels, as we have been talking about
their home openers today, they've actually moved the start time
of the game up to two thirty five because of
storms and the weather forecast. So parking and gay times
are going to stay the same. Lots opening on eleven,
gates opening at noon, and they're encouraging fans to be
in their seats by two pm, or if you're watching

(01:33:19):
on TV, do it by two pms. You can get
those pregame festivities before the game against the Boston Red Sox.

Speaker 5 (01:33:25):
I'm Rose. Those are the three things you need to
know for today.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Thank you, Rose, You're welcome. On Friday, tickets officially went
on sale. Intern John's Second Chance prom goes down June
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Speaker 12 (01:33:41):
All the way time, Sorr, can you save me from myself?

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
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Speaker 8 (01:34:09):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
As you stopped there, Also performing our Second Chance from Ohtown.

Speaker 12 (01:34:30):
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Performing our Second Chance from Christopher Patrick evincing. At the
end of the night they all do the insane song
That's gonna be I mean, come on see in this
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(01:35:10):
It's gonna be so sick. We're so freaking excited. You
want to go Our second Chance prom all the info
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Hot ninety nine to five dot com slash prom. That's
hot ninety nine five dot com slash prom. How to
Know a guy is not gonna be hubby material, give
me about six minutes. First, Billie Eilish and Wildflower an

(01:35:32):
intern John your Morning Show. I've been wanting to get
to this all weekend. It's intern John in your Morning Show.
These relationship experts. How to know he's being a fine
guy to date but an awful husband. Okay, sorry, he
can be fun, you know, fun time summer nights, but
they actually down to like serious times. Yeah, you'd be
like a not so way to go off the gate.

(01:35:54):
They say he's a mama's boy. Okay, the best part
is that the expert goes. Don't get me wrong, A
lot of mama's boys don't even make good boyfriends. Okay, okay,
But a man who's too close to his mother is
not looking for a wife, he's looking for a new mom.
Can trust me when I say you'll never be his
number one priority, even if you do marry him.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
I've had friends that are mama's boys, and it's just
even weird like being their friend, because you feel like
they're always talking about their mom and what their mom
would do. Really Like, Yeah, I have a friend that's
literally thirty and he will call his mom to make
decisions all the time, and I just think it's so
odd and I don't know, like even last summer he
invited our friends to go to like their beach house

(01:36:33):
and I declined because I just feel like that relationship's
weird to me.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
Wait, can you give me an example of like what
he would ask me?

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
He literally broke up with his girlfriend and had his
mom text her from his phone like during the yeah,
and I'm just like no, and like I said this
first to my friend and really like we're not friends,
but I like, just like an acquaintance, I would say,
but yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
How long are they dating for?

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
They were dating only for a few months, but still
that's still weird. I don't care on your dating, John,
shut up. It's also weird that his mom's like, yeah,
this makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
For me to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
But that's like how like a lot of like mom
and like sons have relationships. And I'm not saying they
have like a creepy one. I just think it crosses
a line because it's odd.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
I would never let my mom hold my phone, let
alone send a text message.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
She literally And I only know this because I was
at brunch at a restaurant near our apartments and I
ran into him and he was waiting for his mom
to meet him at that place so that she could
finish texting.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
That's so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
And then she showed up and like, my friend and
I left, okay, because that's all he was. He was
sitting too close to us and kept telling us about
the drama. Yeah, yeah, so that's why I know all that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
That's fair that yeah, yeah, okay, doing bad in that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
So if you want a better example, I can't think
of Wong's perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
That's like on the flip.

Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
Side of that, you also don't want to date a
guy who's like mean.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
To his mom. Oh that too, Yes, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
I just can't get over being like, hey, mom, will
you text this girl from me?

Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
No? I can't. I live in Arlington. They live near Frederick,
so his mom drove.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
The far Yeah okay, this keeps getting better. And if
you're going to the O's home opener today, make sure
to say hi. Right after the show. We're heading now
to the Orange Tailgate with b more around town. I'm

(01:38:19):
excited to see in the flash Magic Mike climb the
Romeo of Afternoons in Baltimore. So if you go into
the Orange Tailgate, make sure to say hey. Follow along
on the Instagram at YMS Radio right now thou hey everything.
Celebrity Sauce has her entertainment aport. What you got for us?

Speaker 8 (01:38:37):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
I don't know if you saw this on Instagram yesterday,
but Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell attended his sister's wedding
in Dallas over the weekend. So Leslie Powe actually worked
on music for the wrong com that they both started. Anyone,
but you it was just a coincidence because like you know,
there's been a livery up rumors and everything. She also
isn't wearing her engagement or anymore. But like I said

(01:38:58):
on Friday, they are working at things. But someone from
her team actually said, quote, there's nothing going on romantically
between Glenn and Sydney. They are just friends. Sidney's close
with that entire family unquote. So yeah, the story that
they're spinning is that basically the bride had invited Sydney
separately from Glenn so and also their friends. They worked
on a movie together at Sure whatever, and they went
out to get food. I don't think they're hiding from anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
We'll find out.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
So also, Chapelarone is under a lot of fire after
her recent you know, she appeared on the Call Her
Daddy podcast and she said something about her friends that
have young kids. She said, quote, all of my friends
who have kids are in hell. I actually don't know
anyone who's happy and has like a one year old,
three under four, under five and under dah Da die.

(01:39:41):
I literally have not met anyone who is happy, anyone
who has a light in her eye, or anyone who
has slept. Why did my parents do this? Unquote so
not surprisingly, like everybody that has kids are dragging her,
which I do feel like that's a really odd opinion
to like throw out there personally. Uh, but she but
literally is someone I imagine being one of those friends
that confide in her about being an exhausted parent, only

(01:40:03):
for her to share her to share with the world
in negative negative way. So a lot of people on
TikTok are putting her music under like how they're happy
parent TikTok's right now. So I'm like media training and.

Speaker 5 (01:40:17):
I heard that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
I was like what, Yeah, Like, how can you say
something so definitive and it sounds like you're speaking for
all moms, Like yeah, you can't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
And a lot of my friends that listened to call
her out because I actually do not posted that. It
just gave mean girl vibes, which like, I don't want
to listen to it personally, but and those are people
that don't have kids that posted that, So I was
just like, yeah, she must have been a mean girl. Also,
our jury has convicted Sean Kingston and his mother, Janis Turner,
of five counts a wire fraud. So the U. S.
Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Florida presented evidence

(01:40:50):
that Sean Kickston fraud fraudulently obtained more than one million
dollars in property. His mom acted as an accomplice, they
said in same quote and a scheme to defraud so
of high end special vehicles, jewelry and other goods unquote.
So the conviction could put them in federal prison for
twenty years per count, So they're effectively facing a life
sentence behind bars basically when sentenced this summer and till

(01:41:12):
then they're going to be on house arrest. If feel
like we're something to watch this weekend, there's our Sorry today,
there's not a ton on TV. We got The Voice
on NBC American Isle on ABC, All American on the CW,
and then still trending. It's the same as the end
of last week. Adolescence is number one on Netflix's Residents
number two, and then Severance on Apple TV Plus.

Speaker 5 (01:41:29):
Thanks saus Welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
If you need something to listen to you New Thoughts
Shower podcast is out today, talking about where all the
good guys went. You can listen ymsradio dot com how
this guy has been getting stinky revenge on his neighbor.
Give me three minutes on intern John your morning show
with Rose. I feel like this is something you'd see
on like the next door app. There's a man in

(01:41:50):
Portland that says someone keeps leaving gallons of pe inside
his recycling bid.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
That's gross.

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
Yep. He show the local news eight large water bottles
in juice jugs that are filled with yellowish liquid. He
says it's been happening for six months.

Speaker 5 (01:42:13):
And he's doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
Well, yeah, he said he noticed because the recycling service
refused to take them because it's a biohazard.

Speaker 10 (01:42:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:20):
I would also say my brother six months, like, do something.

Speaker 3 (01:42:24):
He's doing that to you.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
They said the guy quit putting on his recycling. That
didn't stop the yellow deposits. Then they started showing up
and a neighbor has been instead's soho. There's surveillance footage
of a man leaving the filled bottles and the bins.
He shows up in the car, places the bottles and
the bins, drives off. But of course, just like bank footage,

(01:42:46):
it's too grainy to make out who it is or
why or what's going on. Yeah, they filed the police report.
Police had not come back with the answers yet. The
cop said they were just putting them in the garbage.
They would even bother with it. But since the recycling,
it is a crime and they are investigated. So it's
gotta be intentional. Right, Yeah, you don't just randomly choose
somebody's house for six months.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
I mean he did go to the neighbors or whoever's
doing it. When's the neighbor's house, So that's I mean weird. Now.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
I was like to see, this is the news story. Yeah,
that's me. There you go, it's intern Johnny Morny Show.
You are going to the Orange tailgate for the O's
home opener, and make sure to say hello. We will
be there. You can follow along on our Instagram to
at wymous Radio. Anything you missing today's show, if you
miss Secrets or you miss War the Roses, just get
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(01:43:35):
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