That Time We Talked About ‘Icks’

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And your morning show in a happy Tuesday. Friends. Welcome
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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(00:31):
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seven thirty five real quick. They ask folks the rudest
things you can do in a movie theater Sauce, and
then you're got a big theater, Girlie, that's one of
the rudest things you can do in the movie theater talking.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, I can't stand it. Yeah, that's so rude.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Just don't go.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, I think that's fair pain.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Being that dirty theater. Don't talk Rose about you. Anything
that has to do with your phone.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
If your phone, like the screen bright is up really
really high, that's going to be very distracting. If the
sound is on, if you take a phone call, like
phones need to just be put away for a like
in the theater.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, I agree, And that's a tough thing too.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
At some theaters where they serve the food and they
bring the bill out like twenty minutes left, everbody pulls
out their flash line like, you know, just wait, We're
gonna be fine. Really. This is from the Huffington Post.
So a couple of things they say top the list.
Number one is arriving late.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yes, I think that's I understand, though sometimes it happens,
but it is. If you do arrive late, please don't
be like super super distracting, like just moving around and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well at that point too, it's almost like maybe it's
take the first seat that's open. Yeah, they say, searching
for your seat when it's dark and the movie is
started is distracting everyone around you.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yes, I think that's fair.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, and a lot of them do turn their flashlight onto.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, which is probably the bigger if you will yeah,
they say, yeah, that's huge.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Talking or snacking loudly.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, because some people just are like if you're a
lot snacker. I'm not trying to like hate on how
loud you to, but like, come on.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, they're even saying too nobody wants to hear you
prying open erases during a quiet or tense part of
the movie.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
That too, you saw her self awareness too, Yeah, because
when it's like a quiet thing, then all you hear
is like someone be like you want more popcorn, and
then like someone like snacking on like the ress pieces.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Or like the slow open of a can. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Sorry, okay, there are some movies that you can't like.
I remember when I went to a quiet I think
quiet place where the movie is literally silent, and I
sat down in my seat and I.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Started reclimbing backwards. The movie theater was completely quiet, and
all you heard was that's the worst. And I'm like,
I'm sorry, I don't know what to do. Like, there's
not a lot of so sometimes you.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Just can't help that.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, but like I don't go to movies.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Using your phone. Made the list.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah it's rude.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, they say even yeah, even during the slow parts,
don't do it.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
The last time I went to a movie theater, like
a year and a half ago, the woman in front
of me kept texting obviously the boyfriend that she was
breaking up with or something, and she had the brightness
all the way turned up to her best friend read it.
I'm like, I think you could read it if you
didn't have it turned up.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Damn the whole theater, literally putting your feet on someone
else's seat. Yeah, yeah, never, I hate that. Don't don't
be rude? Basically, does that they see even if there's
no one in front of you, you shouldn't do it, Yeah,
I think because it makes a mess.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's probably the other thing, which the last one is
leaving your trash behind.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, I don't understand that. I think again, it's like
the idea of trashing the hotel room like a rock star.
Does that sound cool? Maybe? But somebody's got to clean
it up though, And like, why would you want to
make somebody's life or day more difficult?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Literally, that's like an easy thing to do, is.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
And then they can make it even more clean if
they don't have to focus on cleaning up all your
stuff that you left there. When there's trash, it cans
right when you leave. I don't disagree.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
If you want to add some textings up at nine
ninety three three eight, I want to get to these
two thousands fun facts.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Next an internsh on your morning show.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I was mind blown by some of these it's interns
Geon in your morning show, SA send this to me
facts about two thousands pop culture and most of the
time we know most of this stuff. I was like,
I don't know really any of this stuff. In two
thousand and eight, at its peak, Apple sold over fifty
four million iPods just in that year alone. That's wild,

(04:10):
that's insane. That counted for around forty percent Apple's revenue.
Sales of iPods didn't see a dramatic drop until twenty eleven,
when they dropped to forty two million. Oh. By twenty fourteen,
sales have dropped is slightly just above fourteen million.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I guess that makes sense though, because I feel like
all my friends started getting iPhones around like twenty eleven,
twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Like the music goes on your phone makes sense if
you are listening to out ass hey, y'all classic song.
According to Andre three thousand, wh wrote the song, he said,
it's actually a sad song.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, it's like not supposed to be happy, but it.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Sounds oh, I know. He said, a lot of people
stay together for tradition, choosing to be unhappy rather than alone.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, that's kind of what the song's about I did
I did hear that before?

Speaker 6 (04:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Dude, that one. It's like, damn, that's a buzzkill, you
know what I mean? This the one that you got
mes sauce. So when YouTube originally launched in two thousand
and five, it was meant to be a video dating site.
Isn't that wild?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
The founders even had a slogan tune in hookup.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah. Ew So the founders not people be really interested
in video dating. They imagined people upholding videos in themselves,
giving a bio information what they're looking for. However, they
couldn't get anyone upload dating videos. Even after putting up
as a preigslist. They pay women twenty dollars to upload
a video. They decided open up to all types of videos.

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Is that wild?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I was like, I was like, if I had seen
that crazels ad, I would have done it.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh yeah, twenty dollars, yeah, twenty dollars dollars, amen, amen,
no doubt. The singing Hamsters and the quizzes commercials yeah, subs. Yeah,
they're actually called sponge monkeys and they predated commercials. Okay,
then yeah, they were created by a British animator who
put them in a where they sing about loving things

(06:01):
like the moon and cheese on his website. An ad
agency saw the video and thought they made great mascots
for new campaign. I will say it was so bizarre
that like it was member back when Progressive had the Cavemen. Yes,
and they tried to make a Caveman TV show. Oh yeah,
I think it was on Fox, like a season where

(06:23):
it was the Cavemen and the commercials by a TV
show and it maybe last year EPISO Yeah, yeah, yep, yep.
It was Russell Crowe recommended Hugh Jackman for the role
Wolverine next Man after he turned it down. Look at
that won if he regrets it, Oh yeah, I don't know.
That's uh yeah, uh no doubts iconic cover of Talk

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Talks It's My Life. It was a result of the
band Beyond Breaker and need a new song for the
Grace Hits album.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
So they took a break and then they're like, oh
we commer song.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Grace Hits albums were like the biggest scam two that
was always I never got how like artists still put
them out except for Fleetwood Max Crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
But it's a weird thing.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
To put out now though, because it's like I could
just listen to the songs made it.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, don't really, Yeah, there it is.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
According to Jonathan Bennett, ting Know, they told him he
had cast as Aaron Samuels and Mean Girls because he
looks like Jimmy Fallon. I don't really feel like he
does that much back then. The hair like, yeah, I
could see it. Maybe, I guess there we go worked
out for him. Certainly, let me go. There's so many
of these. Mark Ruffalo almost dropped out of thirteen going

(07:33):
on thirty because he had a hard time during the
thriller dancing rehearsals. Oh that can be a hard dance
to learn. Oh yeah, dude, I guess Jennifer Gardner and
she and Judy Greer have been dancers growing up. I
remember this. People online hated and we're really unhappy. He
led it was give me be a joker. I remember that.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
And it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Until they released the first image of him as a joker,
which is like him him behind glass riding on the wall,
that was like, oh, yeah, it's gonna be this time
because he was kind of he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I mean, he's a beautiful man.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
He's a pretty boy, a pretty boy, but like it
was like he's in rem Then that first image is like,
oh he's a he's a different joker.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Dark dark dark dark. After the huge.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Excess of the Dark Knight rumors circulated, the share was
the top choice that I can sequel. Yeah, I would
pay to see that. I can't picture that. It was
just such like boss energy but not catwoman energy. Yeah, yeah,
that would be really funny. This show that needs to

(08:40):
be like a Saturday night light.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Literally.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Mike Myers originally recorded all this dialogue for Shrek and
his normal accent, but after seeing the rough cut of
the movie, he has dreamwork CEO if he can go
back and do it with Scottish accent. Yeah, yeah, Well
Chris Farley originally was gonna be Shrek and he cut
most of the movie.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
In two thousand and four, Starbucks got into the music business.
Remember yeah, hearing music coffee houses, these stores or mix
a coffee shop and music store, you'd be able to
make mix CDs. It's like the music you want from
a touch screen and burnt on a CD ninety nine
centsy truck. I remember that, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
I do too.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
In late two thousand and seven, Netflix got really close
to releasing their own streaming device called Netflix Player. However,
Netflix CEO realized that he put his own streaming device,
he likely lose out on Netflix being available in other
devices like TV oh smart. So there's also a great story.
I read a book about Netflix. Sow they went to
Blockbuster and was like ten million dollars you can have
you can have it. Yeah, And Blockbust at the time

(09:36):
was like making like three hundred million. They're like, we're
just gonna do it ourselves. Then within the year they
were having seen.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
The video of like the Blockbusters, like them like opening
and then closing down like the timelaps.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh, it's crazy, it's crazy. A couple more.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Amy Winehouse was the first choice of seeing the Bond
theme for two thousand and eight Kwama Solis.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
According to the producer, though she was not her best,
was not able to do it. I've been great to
ever do it though. Yeah, God, there's so many of these.
Uh did you do the Mad one? I like that one.
I'm gonna go back to that one, dude. Mad Manson
is there one of the great TV shows of all time?
The show's creator, Matthew wiener Uh envisioned the show for HBO.

(10:16):
Not only the HBO passed on. They didn't even read
the pilot. Is that wild? Why you know?

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Someone someone got fired?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Someone got fired? So we are writ in several episodes
of the Sopranos and thought himself as part of the
HBO family.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Additionally, even Sopranos shown or David Chase, I was selling
everyone HBO. They need to read the script, he went.
I want to say the whole thing was very disappointed
to me. As I pushed Rock up the hill. They
not noticed because I was not part of the family.
Is that crazy?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
He got paid?

Speaker 8 (10:46):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, you got paid. I'll do one.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Why don't you do it if you find I like to?

Speaker 6 (10:53):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
So the idea for the series Queer Eye for the
Straight Guy, it came as like a total fluke because
in two thousand and one, the series creators, David Hollands
and Michael Williams, they were an open artist studio in Boston.
They overheard this wife yelling at her husband for not
being dressed as nice as these three gay guys that
were there, and the gay men went up to talk
to the couple to smooth things over because they were
like literally fighting and then they were talking.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
To like, this could be a show.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
This could be a show that we've been looking for,
and that's how it became a show.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
That's awesome. That's a perfect way to end. It's intern
Johnny Mars Show. I want to get to this. It's
intern John in your morning show. Saw sent this to me.
This is going to cause issues. By the way, Okay,
the people most likely to cheat on you, according to research,
including a very specific name that I want to save

(11:39):
till the end. Okay, according to research from Ashley Madison,
which Ashley Madison is that the cheating website where Mary
folks go on there and finding the Mary folks and
had the big leak like five years ago, I think,
and around here. According to this, tall guys okay they
cheat on you.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Do you think that's because they get more attention for tall?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I would assume, so, yeah, you stand out. They say, uh,
dudes over five to ten are twice is likely to
cheat on their partner.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah, And most people I've dated are over five ten
And that's just ironically, like I didn't pick them out
for their height.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Everybody's tall. I guess it's probably like me. I guess
may that there's come across as more attractive because they're taller.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I used to have to be the link there. Rock
and roll fans.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, a lot of my ex'es are rock and roll alres.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Okay, rock and rollers. A survey found that forty one
percent of cheaters prefer rock music to all their genres.
That's interesting, I say. The best bet for loyal partner
rap music. Oh okay, sure, I am okay this next
one again, don't don't come after me. The French people,

(12:48):
okay from France? Well, okay, isn't that like the culture though?
Isn't it just like a culture?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
That's what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
According to a survey in twenty fourteen, they surveyed the
Globe a bedroom habit, fifty of French men and thirty
three percent of French women admitt to cheating in Paris.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking out crazy though.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Okay, the next one. According to research, blonde women most
likely a cheat. That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
So if SARI found that forty two percent of cheating
women have blonde.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Hair, Okay, to have more fun there, we go find
that vibe. They say, only eleven percent of women with
black hair cheaters.

Speaker 8 (13:28):
There is that.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Okay, so that's the person to watch out for. Avid
social media users, Okay.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
I guess you have more of an opportunity to like
slide into DMS or be sneaky about things.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I guess I would also say too, I think there's
the people of problems if you're seeking validation from social
media and posted in life, the third straps current relationship.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
I think that causes some issues. They say.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
A research in the University of Missouri show is those
who tweet cheat ha ha. Okay.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
More often a person use social.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Media, the more they have a relationship conflicts like affairs. Okay, interesting,
I don't okay, and this is not coming from me.
We know, we know it, you know. According to the research,
female teachers are likely to cheat audience. I wouldn't expect
that either. According to Ashie Madison serious users, the typical

(14:23):
cheating female is likely to be a teacher. Oh okay,
I suppose, Like in theory, it's a job where you
have kind of long hours and maybe you can have
like a relationship with a parent. It's a very stressful job,
no doubt, no doubt, Just.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Like if you're not getting any and maybe you go home,
you're just distressed out with your homelife. You're like, I
need a distraction.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, I think that's probably.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I'm not saying that's right.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I think it makes sense. I understand shoppaholics.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Okay, So Ashie Madison revealed their typical adulterous female user
is a serious shopper. More than one third of the
women survey, so they spent more on their appearance since
they started cheating. Oh, twenty percent have a secret credit
card to fund their purchases. Oh that's a lot. I
guess if you're cheating. Was still that's I mean, that's like, yeah,

(15:14):
I mean that's.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Just a lot.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, that's too much. I suppose to ges your partner
doesn't realize that you're getting new outfits. Oh yeah, probably
part of it, okay. Or if you're like spending money
on a hotel to meet up. Yeah, yeah too too.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
There's two left guys in it.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh okay, I wouldn't expect that one long.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Hours, I guess.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Well, they're saying scoring ash Madison the top professional cheaters
is also I mean again, the concept of ash Madison
is wild.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
You're trusting the website.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, but then they fill out like what you do
for a job, just like I would, And here's my
social securities. You can really here with me? Yeah, I
mean the last one. According to research, people who cheat
men named Wayne. Okayye Wayne a study, I feel like
that's not a very common name anyhow. Yeah, you don't

(16:04):
hear it as often, they say. A study of two
thousand women found Wayne ranked as the least trustworthy name
in love.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Okay, I don't know, I don't. I think I know,
like maybe one person named Wayne.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, I do too, when my lawyers that's wow, but
that's like okay, yeah, but he's been married for ever. Yeah, okay, yeah,
I can't.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
I really can't think of anyone actually, cause like the
one I'm thinking of is from high school that I
don't even know what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, well, just think of Batman and I know why
this is last, ye Wayne manor if you've been wronged
by a Wayne Key text Wayne to nine ninety three
three is intern Johnny Mary Show. If you haven't made
it to one of the comedy shows yet, this one's
going to be really special. My intern John's Chewy Forever

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(17:13):
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If you want to go to the shows, it's again
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are the only shows we're doing this year. Once they
sell out. It's kind of a rap if you will,
so internshoncomedy dot com. That's internshoncomedy dot com. I gotta
get to these different personalities. In the second, I thought
this is kind of funny real quick. They did it
serve me to find the biggest X when it comes
to dating, like instantly meeting somebody, get the ick and

(17:56):
you're done, Shelby Sauce. Give me one that comes to mind.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
If they keep talking about somebody and act like I
know them, Like a lot of people do that just
I don't really know why, but they'll be talking about
someone like, oh, you know, like you just kind of
like name dropping.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Sure, and I don't like that. That's fair.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
I feel like if they only talk about themselves and
they don't like even try to have a conversation or
ask you question.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, I think that's fair. Some of the most common ones. Again,
this is like early staging. But picking out baby names.
Oh yeah, that's really odd.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I'd be I would be like, thank you.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Wait what Yeah, I don't even know your middle name.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
But you can't be like picking baby days. But I
don't worry. I'm on protection, but I don't. That doesn't
seem that doesn't add.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Up that naturally like progress, that conver I've never actually
had that conversation with anyone I've ever dated.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
So yeah, talking about moving in together before you've even
seen their home.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yeah, that's what that's weird. Yeah No, that was freaking
me out. I feel like we'll pump the brakes.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Telling people you're officially a couple when you're still in
the just talking stage. Yeah, that's so weird.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
The last guy I went on date with did that,
and that's why we stopped talking because that freaked me out.
Oh really, Yeah, we'd only been on two dates. And
then he told this. We were at a bar and
he told he was friends with the DJ who's also
my friend, and told him that we were dating that
like I was his girlfriend, and I was like, eh,
I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
What wait, were you there or did you hear I
was there?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Okay, And so it was very awkward because I was
like looking in like go home, please leave.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Ye ye Yeah. Calling the other person your soulmate too soon?

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yeah, that's too soon. I mean also, I just don't
think we need to be saying that.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah yeah, Like it's also you set yourself up for.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
It seems a little like like uh, my messages with
your brain a little bit.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I don't need anyone to tell me that I'm asking
the other person to meet their parents. They said that
could be a big too soon into the relationship if
it's too soon.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, I also feel like they should probably bring it up,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (19:48):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Like if you and I were dating, I should bring
it up, like.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Hey, oh so wait sorry, so the other person's asking
to meet their parents, Yeah that's no, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Leaving a tooth, actually have their place after a second date.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Okay, this is the.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Biggest one to me that this will be guarantee I'll
never talk to you again, referring to their pet as ours.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh yeahs his bills?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, hell no. You want to add some nine ninety
three three eight over text in tern January show. I
want to see if we agree with this. It's intern
John in your morning show. According to an expert, there's
five socializing personalities, and everybody zodiac aligns with one more
than the others. Okay, so the first socializing personality is

(20:36):
a lounger.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Okay, sure.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Comfort is the first and foremost priority for this person Taurus. Uh.
You might find them under a blanket surrounded by comfy
cushions to v remote close to hand. There's side table
of drinks and snacks with easy reach. The lounger's pasta
will be relaxed, possibly half sitting, half line on the sofa.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
You said Taurus. Yes, Why is that?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Because they're like homie, I'd say, like whenever they of
Torus is think of like home and comfort.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
You're correct, it's Taurus and Cancer.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
I was gonna say cancer.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
There's the thinker. Wouldn't be you two would not be Gemini.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Aquarius falls.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
We are.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
You're wrong. Also known as the listener, the thinker will
gather their thoughts when they're on their own, and then
listen to others when they have company. There's nothing heard
or lively about this particular sofasitor. The thinker will always
strive to be thoughtful and considerate with their body language,
allowing space for others to join them. I say, Aquarius
in Virgo, you got Scorpio, what got Capricorn? You have

(21:38):
a QUARYI hmmm, I don't know. Our expert Sauce says, no, no,
absolutely not. The next one is the busy bee. The
busy bee. Okay, who do you think would be a
busy bee?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Sauce?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
I guess Virgo because they are hardworking.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
But I would have said Capricorn is a busy bee
because they're known to be hardworking too. Okay, that's a
little confusing. Okay, So with what's left, I go with
virgo and.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Okay. They say some people love to turn a party
into an unrivaled zone of productivity. The busy bee is
one such person, tracking tasks with ease, benefiting from a
buzzy environment. As you may expect, busy bees just can't
sit still. They're up and down in the room, shifting
from seat to seat with their body linguis, showing friendliness
and focus. Oh I mean that could be a Gemini too, though,

(22:29):
could it be don't like to be bored? Yeah, well
virgos is what they said, Just virgo. Okay, so that's
what that makes that kind of makes sense. Okay, let
me get to I saved you two. Hold on, uh
the party. This person, this person is lame as hell

(22:51):
and they are just mean spirited. And they say that's Gemini. Okay,
Gemini women. Okay, here, let's see right now.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
So you guys have the connector personality.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Okay, So the connector wants to be able to see
and connect with everyone in the room. They are, they'll
be well prepared with drinks and snacks. I'm sure everyone
has they need. I think that's YouTube to a tea absolutely.
Connectors are always alert with their posture, displaying openness to
the entire group. Well uh, they often lean slightly forward
to show their engagement and interest in their guests. Okay,

(23:26):
they say, but Gemini ruled by the communical, communicable planet
Mercury and Prona talking with their hands. Yes, Gemini lives
to connect the dots, beat to the punchline and introduce intrigue,
be it topping off your drink or introducing a round
of two truths and the linelng strangers. Gemini encourages others
to get losing it loud. I say, this shall be sauce.

(23:48):
Can I sit in silence? I will tell a little
in the face. I will tell the story backstage in
Louisville the comedy show myself. It was Sauce Kyle Cromer
d MT. And we're just kind of sitting vibe and
Shelby says, and I quote, so what do you guys
want to talk about? Because I love that nobody's talking
vibes unmatched. Yeah, and then there's just the best one ever.

(24:11):
They say, it's this is the person that people want
to carry and give drinks, carry them out of the road,
like royalty if you know what I'm saying, like a
god or something.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Like, the center of attention is that the one.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
It's actually the entertainer. Okay, so you're it's the Leo
and Saarius. Uh hold on. Always energetic and lively. The
entertainer transforms the party into a platform for funny games,
thrives in the group rather than sitting on their own,
and it's always happy to share with everyone. Okay, that's true.
Their body language radiates energy. I'm not about that, engaging

(24:46):
enthusiastic gestures while explaining the rules of a particularly complicated game.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Dude, I'm not gonna lie like your parties. I'm the
one explaining everything to people, So I don't.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Agree with Christmas and the eye the entertainer. The more
people at the party around the couch, the marrier. That's true,
they say for LEAs so Aries and Leo. Leo ruled
by the sun and lording over the fifth house of
pleasure and play. You know you fear Leo's make for

(25:18):
natural hosts and uh never a duble moment, an awkward
sounds empty glass when lions are holding court. These folks
are often desny, a life force of a party, inducing strangers,
singing show tunes, throwing glitter, kissing babies, expaying the rays
of personal warmth to the darkest corners of the shyest guess. Okay,
and then I J's social uh meteror gets full and

(25:39):
he puts himself to bed. He does, yes, so the
best thing you can.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Do for a party atario. So Sagittarius go with the
Gemini one hold on?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Uh, hold on again?

Speaker 2 (25:51):
And Libra you love Libra too? Okay, Well, hold Libra.
It was with you guys, So with you guys.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
The connector was mass okay, and then Sagittarius was eron
Curry did that one?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Thanks?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Hold on, I gotta I gotta look, I just.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Know someone's gonna text him? Like, where was Sagittarius?

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Yeah not they have Sagittarius, Well, they would have to.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Taurus and Gemini were the lounger.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Okay. The connector was Gemini, Libra and Pisces.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
So we are in multiple categories.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
No for the lounger too, you said Gemini Taurus were loungers.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Uh sorry, No, Taurus and Cancer sorry okay. Aquarius, Capricorn,
and Scorpio are the thinker, the busy bee. Hold on
is uh virgo, So I guess they must have missed it.
Then the entertainer they have as Leonaria's that's.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Words, it's probably sas Cheris is probably under that one
because they're fire signs.

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Life for the better.

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She wants to know she can tell her friends she
doesn't want to do this real quick. I know both
of you two were servers at one point sauce. What's

(29:41):
the most annoying thing a couple can do at a restaurant?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
I don't There wasn't really that much that annoyed me,
to be honest, except for when people kept sending stuff back,
like I just when my last tables. Ever, the woman
wouldn't stop sending back her beer, sure, because she wanted
different glasses, and we I literally brought out every glass
by the end that we had and then she wanted
it frozen okay, and it was for a Heineken sure
that we like literally no one ever, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
The whole thing was like kind of odd. I think
that's weird.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Sure, she just kept sending it back to get different glasses.
That didn't make sense. And that was just a woman
that was just like one person.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
It wasn't the.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Couple fair rose about you.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
I had one couple that was just making out like
the whole time. Oh yeah, they barely came up to
order their food.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
It was weird.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
So they asked a bunch of servers, what's the most
annoying thing?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
There's a bunch started with playing paparazzi, so they say, like,
document your manic Knight's fine, but snabby photos and getting
the way of service. Navigating a busy restaurant is not.
Yeah sense making a scene, They say, you're not reality
show saying the job somewhere else. Yeah, I did.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
I did, now that i'm thinking of it. I did
have a couple of breakup at one of the tables,
and that was weird because I felt really bad for
her because she kept crying and they hadn't even gotten
their food yet when he did it because broken with her.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
It was very awkward talking cutesy. Okay, what no one
wants to couple of fight. They also don't want to
hear baby talk.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
That's that's whatever you do, whatever you want feeding each
other again, please don't.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
It is awkward.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
But again, if that's what you guys are into, I'm
not sitting at your table, So that's fine.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Pack on the PDA.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah. The expecting special requests for free huh Okay, they say,
if you're celebrating something special, by all means go all out.
Restaurants are ready to sell you champagne or desserts on
your casion. Just to expect them to give it to
you for free. Give me say it's a birthday sometimes
they give you free cake.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
And yeah, it's like yeah, we like gave like free
like dessert for special occasions. But I don't feel like
anyone really was trying to like get free stuff, like
like sometimes with alcohol. But I was like, yeah, well
corners or a marline with the alcohol, we can't give
it to it for free.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
The last ones demanding reservation miracles okay, Oh yeah. When
I was a hostess, I did hate that say, especially
for like big holidays. Yeah, that kind of thing. It's like, yeah,
they say they're not gonna accommodate.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
You probably be unpacked, like be a pack waiting area,
and they'd be like, no, we had a reservation. I'm
like no, I'm telling you right now, like I swear
you don't.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
We did not. Yeah, stuck up, Yeah, sorry, got to wait. Yeah,
you want to add some over text nine ninety three
three eighty. Let's go fake name Mary, good morning, Good morning.
Your question was asking for a friend involves a friend's wedding.
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Well, a friend of mine.

Speaker 9 (32:23):
I mean, she's a friend. She's not like my best friend,
she's just you know, she's she's a friend that I
see on occasion. She's asked me to be a baridesmaid
in her wedding. Okay, and you guys, I don't want
to do it.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
It's like, how do you tell somebody no?

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Think you?

Speaker 9 (32:42):
But thank you?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
So it's kind of like, I don't have a time.

Speaker 9 (32:47):
I'm so busy with work right now and I'm absolutely exhausted,
Like I'm working these crazy hours right now at work.
I just can't do the parties, the bachelorette party. It's
just like, I don't want to do it, but I
still want to go to the wedding and supporter. So
how honestly, how do I tell her no?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (33:09):
But yet I want to go to your wedding, you know,
I mean, how do you do that?

Speaker 5 (33:14):
So?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, you want to be there to support and be
in the audience and like you're happy for But it's
just like the commitment of everything that comes with being
the like a bridesmaid like that that's just for you
where you are right now in your life in the world.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
That's just too much.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
It's perfect.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
You couldn't have said it better.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Does she does? She have enough people that can fill
the role.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Though, Yeah, I think so?

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, Okay, kid, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (33:41):
I don't know, but I mean I'm pretty sure she's
got a bunch of friends.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Get offway me.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Okay, all right, can't put you in hold us one second? Yeah,
So what would you do? Your fake name Mary? Can
you say something eight.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Seven seven ninety five four six eight one to call
nine ninety three three text asking for a friend an
intern John in your morning show, Asking for a friend
on Internsjohn in your morning show. We just talked to
fake name Mary who is asked to be in a
friend's brideola party. She wants to go to the wedding

(34:15):
but doesn't want the responsibility of bridesmaid because of work.
You know, the commitments, and in me, it is a
huge time commitment. Would love your thoughts. Nine ninety three
three eight attacks the phones are packed. Hold on one
second ago, Christ So, good morning, Hey, good morning everyone,
Hey girl, what do you want to say with this?

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (34:33):
So, I feel like I do understand that everyone has
a lot of stuff going on in life and things
get hectic. However, like if I'm literally I feel like
our friendship is that strong that I want you to
be in my wedding and you're declining. I feel like
that would make me question our friendship because you're like,
and she's even saying like, maybe she has enough friends?

(34:56):
What do you mean maybe? You know, I feel like
that would kind of question our friendship. So I personally
would suck it up and just fully be there, you
know what I mean, the best that I could. And sure,
if there's some things I can't make it to, like
certain things, I would just communicate and say, hey, I
can't make it to this, you know what I mean,
but I'll still be in the wedding and support you
one hundred percent the best that I can.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Guess that makes sense, Chris, because you're kind of staying
like she's almost making a problem without knowing how the
bride would reacts. Many of the bride wouldn't care if
she's not at all the things as long as she's
there for the big.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
Day exactly Like you know, everyone can be understanding, you
know what I mean, Like, if you can't make it
to everything, that's fine, as long as you're there for
the big day. You're there for you know, the dress sitting.
You know, that's a big thing, you know, But other
than that, I feel like the bride really wouldn't be
too hectic or too overwhelmed about, you know, some things

(35:46):
being skipped because of reasonable explanations. You know, we're all
grown and we're all going through things. But I want
you to be in my wedding because you know, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I understand, Crystal. Thank you for listening. To have a
great day.

Speaker 8 (35:59):
You're welcome.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
A good day.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Everyone. Let me go in Orlando on the free iHeartRadio app.
Is it Blanca? Yes, Hey girl?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
What'd you want to say?

Speaker 10 (36:09):
So? Coming from experience from previous wedding planning, a good
excuse that she didn't want to deal with the awkward
conversation would be to say that she has a trip
around the time, and then a little closer to the date,
given her enough time to still be able to go
to the wedding, maybe like a month or two, say
that her trip got canceled.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Oh, Blanca, this is some like forty chefs for playing.
Have you used this more?

Speaker 5 (36:35):
No?

Speaker 10 (36:35):
But it was used on me for my wedding. My
cousin didn't want to be a bridesmaid. Yeah, she didn't
know how to tell me no excuse, and I later
found out, Oh my.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
God, I suppose would you have just rather known the truth, like, Hey,
I don't want to do it.

Speaker 10 (36:54):
I think I would have been a little yes or no,
But I think I would have been a little hurt
with her telling me no as well. So I understand
her looking out and not trying to hurt my family.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Followup question, Blanc, have you ever used this now down
the line for yourself?

Speaker 10 (37:10):
No, I never have. I've never been put in the situation.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
But would you know.

Speaker 10 (37:17):
If I really didn't want to?

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Probably no judgment here, Blanca. Thank you for listening.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
I have a great day, you too, right, just going
out fair? Thanks Monica, Good morning, Good morning. Hey, what
do you want to say with this?

Speaker 11 (37:32):
So I got married a year and a half ago,
and my best friend got married six months after me,
and there's a lot providings around the same time. And
one thing I learned is that it's better to just
be truthful, Like, if you know that you can't make
the commitment, just tell them that and say, I'm so
honored that you want me to be a part of
that special day and I want to be there to

(37:52):
celebrate you, but I want to be able to give
you the entire experience. And I'm afraid that at this
point right now, I'm not able to, but I appreciate
the thought, and I would love to be there for
a bridle shower and other events I can't attend, but
I want to make sure that you have people that
are able to celebrate your school the entire time.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
I love that the perfect way say. I'm not a bride,
but I forgive you. I conpletely understand, Maga, thank you
for listening to have a great day.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Of course, my man, thank you.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
May I appreciate you. And it was funny.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Eric has always said he's done being weddings, but I
know if I ever get engaged, he'll drop hns like
where we do. Don't ask me to be in the
wedding and we're gonna be busy. And then if he
said anything, I guess do for care for it? Should
you want me to be in it?

Speaker 12 (38:39):
Ask him?

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kind of surprised by this. This fraud expert put out
the list of the celeb romance scammers people pretend to
be the most Like what celebrities people tend to be? Yeah,
if you had a guest Shelby Sauce, so it's like
people pretend to be Like there was the woman who
thought Brad Pitt reached out to her the show. What
celeb do you think people pretend to be the scam

(41:01):
other people?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Oh, I guess somebody really famous that people like, who's
really famous?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
People like, I mean everyone like the prison company exclude
of course.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Keanu Reeves everything.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yeah, okay about you.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
I was singing Tom Hanks.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Oh yeah, that's it. I was gonna say Oprah, but
then he said romantic, and I don't.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, they'll pretend to be in love with them.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I don't feel like Oprah, like like nobody that.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Makes me believe that I got you first of According
to this guy, over twenty eight billion dollars is stolen
from seniors every year. That's really good.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah. So number seven the list is Luke Grimes Yellowstone.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Oh yeah, that good looking fella kind of makes sense.
Tom Sellek is number sixth in the list. Okay, hot,
but isn't.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
He's gotta be pretty old.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Now senors that are being scammed.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Okay, he also used to live in a Patina.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Really done. Number five people pretend to be Kane Brown Okay, okay,
good looking dude. Yeah, nice fella. Yeah. Number four this
might change Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Trust him to hold my part is I'm okay, I'm kidding, Okay.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Top three Okay, Sandra Bullock so pretty that it could
happen today. I might.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I'll at least read the messages.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Gorgeous, but she's also daddy most movies. So I would
be like, why are you sliding in my dms?

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Like I wouldn't trust it.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
I would at least feel it out.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Sandra would not trust Yeah, trust it.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
I feel about that, of course.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Let me just make sure.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
It's like say hi or something.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Tomas's eighty yeah used to be a smoke show.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
I don't care. Look at that, Daddy. Number two is
number two.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Oh yeah, you're looking yeah, and he's recently single. Well,
I guess like that was a year ago.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yeah. Number one.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
The celebrity people tend to me the most is Sauce
is right, Keanu Reeves? Oh really? It just seems so
genuinely like kind under Earth. Like I would. I'd be like, yeah,
you are reaching out to me right now, like you
know what. I trust.

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I can start. I want to date with a girl.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
First of all, I guess probably was my fault. I
assume because she was a Maryland girl. She likes seafood,
not the case. Went to a seafood restaurant, she did
not have any seafood. They went to U went to
the club afterwards. She held too much drink threw up
in the car the way back. So uh that was
That was also case because I wasn't because I was driving,

(43:48):
I wasn't drinking. So I saw like this is not
gonna end. Well, I like, you want some water? No,
I'm good, Uh narrator, She was not good. So I
did no second date. That was the end of that.
Shelby sauce your hand for bad date poker.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
What you got.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
I've had a few, but I think the worst one
or like maybe the most awkward. I wouldn't say it
was like horrible, but uh it's a guy that went
to elementary school with and his family was at the
same restaurant when we got there, and I felt like
he was almost planned they went there because he knew that,
and they kept stopping by the table and like reminiscing
on elementary school. It was like, there's a lot of

(44:23):
other stuff he did that I will not say here,
but I.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Ask question, did they like make it seem like they're
walking to the bathroom just how to talk to you,
or they would just like, oh, I gotta tell one
more thing, can come back.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
They were at a table, two tables over fast and
they would like stop by and then talk about things
and then talk about how grown up I've gotten, and
like remember this weird And then that he went to pay,
he was like, oh weird, my dad pood.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
I had a guy who was super cheap took me on,
like to a fast food restaurant.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
This was like sure, college, okay.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
So and we split like a chicken tender's basket, which
I thought was like, okay, that's weird. But the thing
that really took it over the edge was he drove
us to the lake front, which in my hometown is.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Like the makeout so nice.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
You guys were like no, and I was like I
need to go home, Like I don't.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
I don't know why you brought me here.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
That's not gonna yeah, but we're here though, can't waste.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
It was like late at night and I was like,
there's there's no one else really here.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
This is this is not happening.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Take me home.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Which is also a shame too, because I feel like, now,
there's so many cute ways to do the fast food
dates that I see in TikTok where you still make
it like you put.

Speaker 13 (45:39):
Yourself into it everything.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
I'm not mad at the location, but the way that
he was like so cheap about it.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I was like, no, this is not good, no doubt.
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morning show. Today we're doing bad Date Poker. What went

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wrong on the date? Could be a first date, could
be a tenth date. Whatever. The text are open nine
nine three three eight DMS as well at YMS Radio.
It's going Colombia LEXI, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 14 (46:22):
How you guys doing.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
I'm doing great? Your hand for Bad date Poker? What happened?

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Ah? Well?

Speaker 14 (46:28):
Movie and date night right, that's that's a thing. I
went to this on a first date to see Top
Gun with this guy that I met, and we actually
got busted.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
What she got busted?

Speaker 14 (46:43):
We got thrown out for him trying to like record
the movie so he could pirate it on later online.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Look he was filming the video or filming the movie. Yes,
Oh god, awes embarrassing. I know that's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Okay, I'm.

Speaker 14 (47:00):
Last day.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah, I was gonna say, okay, can I put you
in hold one second?

Speaker 15 (47:04):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Just as a general real thumb, I would say, doing
anything illegal on a first date probably not gonna be
the vibe.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
No.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Also, I don't know if I've ever seen anybody try
to pirate a movie before.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
I don't think I have either. I definitely like this
was years and years. I was like a kid, I
was in middle school. My friend's sister would have pirate
movies sometimes that we would.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Watch, like on DVD.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Allegedly, yes, And it was so weird because I'm like,
somebody had to like literally have something like very busy.
But that was like, yeah, I don't know where she
got them.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
No, that the allegedly allegedly I was a different country
ones and they had those and allegedly we watched something
and the guy burped in the background, because yeah, did
you get hear everything? Yeah, I only ever saw one,
but I know, like, I don't know, it was weird.
Let's go in basading Megan, Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Girl, worst date Poker? What happened?

Speaker 15 (47:57):
Okay, so I met this guy, you know, to come
out on the day with him. I'm like, sure, we
get to the restaurant, he decides to order for me,
so I'm just to order for myself. But I was
just like, you know, maybe he's the type of guy.
I'm gonna go with the flow. Well, he ordered up
a lot of food between me and him, but he
ordered to lie appetizers everything.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
The bill comes his card declined, Oh no, I.

Speaker 15 (48:28):
Literally had to Yeah, it was a disaster. I literally
had to go on my purse, pull out my credit
card and pay for the bill.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Do you think that he like did that intentionally ordered
a bunch of food knowing his stuff wouldn't work or
is he just an idiot and didn't realize he and
transfer money over.

Speaker 15 (48:48):
I don't know. I think he's an idiot period, because
if you have to take a girl on a day,
you should make sure all the funds are you know,
on the correct card. Like he didn't. I could see
if he said, well, you know what, I'll pay you back.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
He didn't.

Speaker 15 (49:01):
He didn't even inquire to pay you back.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Say to assume no second date?

Speaker 5 (49:08):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
All right? Can I put you in hold one second? Yes,
I gotta think that was intentional.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
That's what I'm saying, Like, order all his food and
he's like, I know, I don't have money, so I'm
just gonna go on date and do what girls have done.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
And then it's kind of funny.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I'm giving this all of us.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Yeah, it's terrible. It is chivalry that I'm gonna be
ordering for her. I'm going to order all the things
I like, yeah, maybe get into go boxes as well,
and oops, poopsies.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Oh no, it doesn't work. Let's go in Arlington, Hannah.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Good morning, pay, good morning. I bad first date, pokers.
So we meet this guy on Hinge and what happens
mmmm uh yeah.

Speaker 16 (49:48):
So he tells me to meet him at this you know,
fancy steak restaurant. I'm really excited. I'm like, okay, great,
this is awesome. And turn to out he's actually the
manager and was working his shift.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Wow at the restaurant.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Wait, okay quote unquote date.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Okay, So I want to say the name of the spot.
But so you you show up to the restaurant, he's there.
About how quick into the date did you realize he
was actually working.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
It?

Speaker 16 (50:22):
Took probably about like fifteen twenty minutes when he kept
getting up and I was just like, but why are
you are you going to I got to handle something
and he went into the kitchen and I'm like, oh
my god, how how do you?

Speaker 5 (50:36):
How are you?

Speaker 16 (50:36):
How are you getting into the kitchen? Like yeah, you know,
He's like, oh, I'm the manager And I'm like.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Sure, so you're are are you?

Speaker 16 (50:43):
Are you working a shift right now? Like it took
me a couple of minutes and he's like, yeah, I'm
working a shift.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
And I'm like, this is a date. What are you
doing working with now?

Speaker 16 (50:53):
But I guess he was trying to multitask.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Yeah, absolutely, to you, bir it's a one stone all right?
Can I put you and hold one second?

Speaker 8 (51:00):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
I'm all for multitasking, yeah, but like think of the
equivalent and like I invite somebody to the radio station
and then like forget to mention, hey, I have.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
To do a shift real quick.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Yeah, And it's like I just think that's weird also
because it's like you can't put your all is the date,
Like you can't be focused on that date?

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Yeah, And then I would also wonder how many times
have you done.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
This before, especially like I get it, but also like
that's not good.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
For your job. No, no, no, let's go in. But Lizzie,
good morning, Hey, good morning. Right, So we matche with
a guy on Tinder. He picks us up for a
first date and what happens.

Speaker 12 (51:37):
You will not believe this. This is just pure crazy.
So this has never happened to me in my life before.
We're supposed to go for drinks at the local pub,
which is great because we both love this pub.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
And he goes, do.

Speaker 12 (51:53):
You mind if I do something first? And I go, no,
whatever you need to do, do it, you know. So
we're on the drive and he starts pulling into Jiffy Lube.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I'm like, what is going on here? Do you need
a car wash?

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Or I don't car washes?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
I don't even know.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
But he's like, I.

Speaker 12 (52:14):
Told you, I just needed to get something done. And
he gets an oil change.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
And guess what, We're sitting there for an hour. It
wasn't even like a twenty minute oil change, like it
was an hour. That's so bizarre because oil changes are something,
Let's be honest, everybody puts off and puts off and
puts off. Why would you decide that that date was
when he had to get done.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
I don't know what he's testing me.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yeah, okay, was the date itself at least better after
that or was that pretty much a preview?

Speaker 9 (52:48):
Yah?

Speaker 2 (52:48):
It was great. It was just I kind of had
this oil change in my mind.

Speaker 10 (52:54):
You know.

Speaker 12 (52:54):
Yeah, you could probably drink a little bit more than
I should have, but I was just kind of like
still stumped out there.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Okay, all right, can I put you in hold one second?

Speaker 16 (53:04):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Sure, it's one thing for him to take you for
an oil change on first dayle let me go in
bel air Melanie, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Hey girls. So first day you met this person where.

Speaker 17 (53:18):
Okay, I actually met him on bumble we you know,
we we seem to have a good conversation.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
So I'm like, okay, I'm working with it.

Speaker 11 (53:26):
I'm working with it.

Speaker 17 (53:27):
And he invited me to a date. And so, you know,
I said cool, because he's I'm a sports fan. He's
a sports fan. So he invited me to see a
Ravens gang.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Nice, very nice.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Why is that?

Speaker 17 (53:44):
Yeah, Well, here's the deal. Evidently he had made he
bent a lot of money and his team lost, and
with that, the date went sout because then all of
a sudden she decides he wants me to pay for

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the dinner.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Any we know?

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Okay, so what the what that is?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
But Hatty had won big money, you could have upgrade
and gotten some steak and lobster for that have been
the flip side of the coin.

Speaker 17 (54:19):
You know what the point is? If you can't afford me,
don't ask me for a date Tuesday. No, no, no, no,
you don't.

Speaker 15 (54:30):
You don't.

Speaker 17 (54:30):
You don't ask me for a day and then expect
me to pay because you got a problem.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Gambling nor the gun. I don't disagree, Melanie. Can I
put you and hold one second?

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
I would love to hear yours over text nine nine
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it was funny my friend Bourbon Ryan bought tickets. I
text him like, hey, man, like you didn't have to
buy tickets. I got your tickets. He goes, well, that
kind of defeats the whole part of a being for charity.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's a good point. Benefiting the Warrior
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want to break you guys off some fast food fun
facts if I can now usually do your Friday fun facts,
but would like to have fun.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
On other days.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Friday, Yeah, like other days as well as like hey
with we have.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Fun on Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Starting with, KFC offers
a popular Christmas meal package in Japan. It's so popular
they recommend ordering it two months in a vance.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Oh my god, alright.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
On Christmas count It sounds kind of fire. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
If you ask Ronald McDonald where burgers come from, he
says they're grown. That's funny. According to a former Ronald McDonald,
the story for kids was that the hamburgers growing a
patch they just had to get plucked.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
I feel like I do remember that.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
I remember them saying that dunkin Donuts, which we love Duncan.
And this is back when they were dunkin Donuts, before
they just had their logo as a name.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
They had an actual mascot, was it.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
So he looks like a human made donuts, except he's naked.
But his pants, if you will, are a coffee cup.
It looks scary. It does look look scary. Yeah, So
he had a mascot called Dunkey. He was wearing a
coffee cup as pants, had a paper hat, and he
was serving a play of donuts with them. So his

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legs are like donut twists. Yea, his body is a donut,
his head's a full donut, and then he's got his
undies are a coffee cup. That's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah,
it is, it is.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
In Hong Kong, McDonald's has an upscale restaurant called McDonald's Next.
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
It looks cool too.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
So the color scheme is black and white, core is
glass and metal, and there's even table service in the evening.
Oh that's cool. But they offer all the same menu items. Oh,
it kind of looks like a Chipotle. It just looks
kind of like metal vibe in tables. Yeah sure. Before
twenty twelve, Pizza Hut was the largest buyer of kale

(57:38):
in the US. Why they used it as garnish for
their salad bars. Yeah, so going to pizza salad bar
is there and all that outside the end they was
just green and so fresh. But the actual sun. Yeah, funny,
kind of funny. I'll do a couple more of these.
NASA's shuttle crew used Taco Bell tortillas because they had

(58:01):
a nine month shelf life. That's sick. Yeah, they say
it's easier for a sorilla food. H They placed bread
with tortillas.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Now it's gonna be like I'm eating astronaut food.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Yeah, absolutely, this is kind of crazy. A woman being
held hostage used the Pizza Hot app in order to
receive help. Oh six, so her capture letter use a
phone to order pizza. She included please help get nine
to one one to meet in the comments.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Props to them employees for real.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Actually, but also taking it seriously. It's a lot of
stuff they.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Don't no doubt.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Good for them. Chick fil A buys more sunkissed lemons
than anyone else or what lemonade?

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Oh yeah, lemons. I was thinking oranges that.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
I was like, they use over two hundred and fifty
million lemons a year. Oh wow, a couple more. Arby's
bought Duncan for eleven point three billion dollars. They still
own it, I believe, so, they say several years prior
Arby's Hot Buffalo Wold Wings for two point nine billion.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Yeah, Alan Arby's. Who the hell is going to Arby's.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
They have still everything out, dude.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
But fifteen billion dollars to spend.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Is crazy, That's what I'm saying. Like, wait, but how
do they even had a kind money? But they do
have some masticks if you're feeling like that.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Absolutely absolutely libbies brothers Frank and Dan Carney borrowed six
hundred dollars from their mom to open up a pizzeria.
They came up with the name Pizza Hut because their
sign only had room for eight letters. Oh that's funny, hilarious.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
What's the deep meaning? We didn't have any room on
the sign?

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Yeah, we can't put pizza place. It's gonna be the Hut.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
It's gonna be pizza house. We thought about that pizza
tent and now he couldn't do it. Yeah, really really sad. Yeah,
to compete with the file of fish, Taco Bell introduced
a seafood salad in the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
That's sounds Yeah, that sounds like a food poising situation.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
No doubt.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
The first McDonald's drive through open next to military base
in Arizona. That's pretty smart. So they say soldiers at
the base couldn't show up in public in a work
or duty uniform, so drive through was built so they
could go ge McDonalds. Few more. White Castle is the
oldest fast food burger chain in nineteen twenty one. That's
wild and your final fast food fun fact. Glen Bell

(01:00:10):
tried to copy the success of McDonald's with Bells Hamburgers
in nineteen fifty one. He had tacos to the menu
after learning about them from a Mexican restaurant across the street.
Taco's the biggest, biggest success Taco Bell is created.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
That's sick Glenn Bell, which is pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Taco Bell. Yeah makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
That's actually who founded Glenburnie.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Well, he also founded telephones. Yeah, so there we go.
Glenn Bell with Bell.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Everything that comes out Glenbernie amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Ex except for the seafood salad.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Yeah, there we go. We'll do a John's Game of
the Day and minutes on intern Johnny Morning Show. Let's
do it John's Game of the Day. You want to play?

Speaker 12 (01:00:47):
Nine?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Nine three three eight is a number of texts Andrew
hoodieod morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
What game we doing today?

Speaker 18 (01:00:53):
Bringing back Classic is signed for some roller coaster wrestling
roller coaster arrass and for those who don't know, hoo
do you have does roller coaster or wrestling work? I'm
gonna give you a name of something that's either an
actual roller coaster ride in the in the in the
world actually, or it's a wrestling move in any of
the wrestling company.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Hell yeah, brother, first one, buzz d I'd be thinking
of the answer sweet tin music. Yes, John, that is
a wrestling move from the great Shawn Michael heartbreak kid.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Okay, have I done it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
My brother?

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Okay, sure you guys, that's okay, all right? Next easy
widows peak sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Yes, saus is the oie is that that's a roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
That's a wrestling move.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
For you?

Speaker 7 (01:01:35):
You host someone on your back and you give them
spinny Spinny.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
It does sound like it could be a rock coast
cool Peak would be pretty sick. Okay, Next one's all right,
let's go with Moon Salt Scramble. Rose, Yes, Rose, that
sounds like it would be a fair ride.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
That is a ride correct.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Japan and Japan they get cool rides, dude, Yeah, every
now and that get universal Japan. That my TikTok. And
it's like, golly, they're dressed park red like sick. Don't
get gary. Yeah, it looks amazing. Think real dinosaurs over there.
Next one huts Outlaw Run. I'm gonna say, that's a
roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
That is a ride correct.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Branson, Missouri, Branson, Branson, Missouri.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Don't say Missouri?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
The Ozarks? Is it in the Ozarks?

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Next one huts mind e racer.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Sy that's a ride correct. Six Flags of America. Yeah,
well that's our six flags. Yeah that Yeah, damn that
sounds cool. I could remember because last time I was
there was Eric cool.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Yeah. Long, Kait, wait kit real quick. The story went
there with.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
I'm not gonna tell the story now, I'm gona tell
you anyway, went there with the girls day at the time,
who always begged to go to meusing parks beg to
we go. We did a ride just yes, was it
a scary ride? It was the Wooden roller Coaster and
they hook us up there, bring us to the front
of the line for everything.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I was like, this is like, the chance is.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
I don't think I want to Baker do the Superman.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Like a maker?

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
You want? We're going all right, that's my story. That's
worth it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
The next one is Magnum maxl Jo John, that's a
wrestle move. That's a ride. Excellent.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Damn what's it called manxl Yeah, brother, a couple more
with us, then we'll play with you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Rail Blazer John Is John. That's a ride?

Speaker 17 (01:03:41):
Correct?

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
Where's that in California? At Universal California's Great Adventures? Like
like kind of King's Dominion. Okay, next one, rock Bottom
John Rose.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
I'm gonna say that's a move correct by who? Because
we've all been there. I don't know the rock. Rock
was interesting that the rock was a wrestler. Last year
we were talking about Wrestlingia.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, I thought he was
just a knacker. Okay, sorry for not watching wrestling. I
don't think that's a weird thing, all right, brother, I
don't know any like I don't have friends that watch
wrestling either.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
I have a few friend I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Have like a few girlfriends who watched it growing up
with their brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
But are we we got your friends.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
I'm talking about my girlfriends, My girlfriends, girls, girls smell.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Yeah, cook, Hey, brother, I will do one more of
us jokers jinx man John, It's John roller coaster correct,
also at six Flags of America. Yeah, all right, that's
how the game works. Let me go, Taylor, good morning, Hi,
good morning, thanks for having me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Do you understand how the game works?

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
I do.

Speaker 9 (01:04:49):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
All right, Hoody, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
First one, ooso splash ooso splash Taylor. Is that a
roller coaster or is that a wrestling move?

Speaker 8 (01:05:00):
I want to say?

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Yeah, very excited?

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Okay you already one. Will do one more than just
for funds because that was exciting. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Next one, Hoods Hell's Gate, Hell's Gate, Taylor. Is that
a roller coaster or a wrestling move?

Speaker 10 (01:05:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Oh, you know what I'm gonna have to say, roller
coaster actually wrestling? Yeah, exciting?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Butt you to hold this one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Second is that you John's Game of the Day, appreciate
you hanging out. It's interns John in your morning show.
Saw sent this to me and he said, you have
been in a similar spot.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
How I tell the guys is keeping his options open?

Speaker 12 (01:05:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Yeah, yeah, because I feel like I've there's whenever I
like think of that or like see stuff like that,
I think of a guy them, I'm like, oh yeah
I could. I could definitely see that. What do you mean,
I mean he just like didn't seem very serious a
particular guy. Yeah, I just mean like he didn't seem
very serious about certain stuff. But then like like in person,
he was very serious about us, and then like when

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we were not together, he was not serious about us.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Like he was messing around or what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Just mean, like he seemed very distant, but then when
I bring it up, he just did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
He seemed like to.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Genuinely like not see what I was talking about, But
he definitely was keeping his options open.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Okay, well let me go through these.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
They asked a bunch of folks how you can tell
if they're waiting for something better to come along, which, hey,
goll lee, it sucks obviously, but better to now, I
think than to not. Yeah, this one in my times.
People have said this to us, and it's like, no,
if they're still active on dating apps, yeah listen, and

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if they are, don't delete yours.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
No you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Yeah, uh, they there if they give you the BS
excuse like I just keep forgetting to delete it or
do Yeah, the app's not gone, my account is the
activated exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:06:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
There was a did ones who we first started talking
about tender years ago, was like, dude, I done, look
hinders see what it was all about.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Because you guys are talking about my girlfriend got mad.

Speaker 13 (01:07:03):
I'm like yeah, yeah, yeah dating app, yes, so dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
There is no reason if a person you're dating is
on a dating app, you're probably not their person. No, correct,
that's a yeah, it is kind of what it is.
If they keep evidence of you off social media.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Yeah, I think that if they're just not like sharing
you in any way, I think that's a red flag.
Although I tend to do that too, Like if I'm
hanging out with somebody, I don't like necessarily like show it,
but I'll like tag them and stuff. I don't like
show like multiple people.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Well, they're a little.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Different though for us though, because we're more I hate
public figures. But like if it were like my personal
Facebook page and we had been dating for a little
while and I wasn't sharing anything, and then it might
be a little questionable.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Yeah, And they say to you, now, guys are social
media obsessed. But if they're making to concentrate effort to
ensure their social media path in yours never crosses, it's
likely because he's gonna make himself appear available to other women.
So if he's never updated social media, not a big deal.
But if he's updating it and you're never in it, yeah,
that's a sign for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
If he hides his phone from you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Yeah, that's if he's like especially if he's always putting
it downever he's around you, I feel like that's just
such a red flag.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Turn it upside down. Yeah, that can be a good
thing too, I suppose if he if he feels like
you're respect in general. But if yeah, if it seems like.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
It's if it's every single time, I think that's kind
of odd.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
If the vibe is that he's always about there's about
to be a surprise birthday party for you, and this
is your best friend texting him you're about to be
there and he's hiding because he doesn't want you to see.
It's probably not.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
A good thing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Yeah, and I like consciously like just flipping the phone
upside down or like like every single time, because you're
not going to think about it that much if you're
just like hanging out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Yeah, almost like it's a habit.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
Yeah, if he's like making sure like you don't look
at my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Yeah, he puts his wants over your needs. Yes, for sure,
that's not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
They said.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
He might enjoy the relations but when things aren't fun,
he's not going to make the effort to pretend he
cares that much about you. Yes, for sure. He doesn't
want to do the work. Yeah, that's why, Like we've
had folks talk about they're like hooking up with their acts.
I'm like, don't hook up with the ax while you're
in a relationship, because this dude's getting the benefits of
doing no work but getting the rewards exactly. That's and like,

(01:09:24):
to be honest, most people would be down to be
that person. Yeah. Yeah, oh hey, I can hook up
and like there's no responsibility for me. I don't have
to do the other stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Yeah, sweet, I'm not going to get yelled at for
not taking the trash out.

Speaker 16 (01:09:36):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Absolutely do a couple more of these.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
If he doesn't make plans in advance involving you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Yeah, because you're just like an option. You're somebody like
they liked what's the wor I'm looking for they're an opportunist?

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Yeah, yes, so or probably they avoid the plans you
make too, because I feel like if it's like in
the summertimes, like oh, we're we go to OC, like
I can't because I'm going to rehoeb with well it's
on the.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Way, They'll be like, i'll let you know, and then
they want to let you know like a few years before.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Yeah, if he doesn't make an effort to make you
feel special, that's a sign. I mean that's important.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
You want to be with somebody that makes you feel
like good about yourself and special.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
I also think once a guy realizes that you are special,
they don't want you to go elsewhere, so they'll do
whatever they can to keep you around.

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
For you, I mean that's means the biggest thing, he
makes you feel like an option rather than a priority. Yeah,
that's a that's a big red flag. Yeah okay, and
the last one he isn't even shy about fording with
other girls.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Well, yeah, that's definitely keeping your options open. You don't
want to be with someone that's doing that and you're
in front of your face.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Yeah, that would be so like annoying and heartbreaking at
the same time. Yeah, well, I do feel like guys
and maybe girls is too. You try, you try to
test the boundaries to see where they are, do you
know what I mean? So that's why let people know
what the boundaries are right away, see they don't cross it. Yeah, yeah,
I thought this was wildly interesting. It's Internsjohn in your
morning show got sauce here rose as well. The iconic

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pop culture names we got because somebody else sued, okay,
meaning these things are supposed to be named something different
had to change back because there was a lawsuit first
on the list Fast and the Furious. Okay. So when
the sequel two thousand and ones, The Fast and the Furious,

(01:11:22):
was named Too Fast, Too Furious, we all thought it
was stupid. Yeah we did. Yes, thought that was the
dumbest thing ever. Thought it just seemed very douchey. At
the time. We didn't know there's gonna be like a
million either.

Speaker 8 (01:11:33):
Mm hm.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
The sequel after was framed as a spin off. The
one after that was called Fast and Furious, which, to
be fair, that seemed dumber. But I thought, I think
there was that was like four or five Tokyo Drift.
I think it's like in the in the middle ish
looking up. Let's find it out, hold on searching, and

(01:11:55):
we're searching.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
Turbocharge was the third movie, and then Tokyo D was
the fourth movie.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
So as the series continued for decades with no two
sequels using the same numbering format, at some point people
try to figure it out. So it didn't start that way.
Too Fast, too Furious got its name because the studio
lacked the rights to the title The Fast and the
Furious two oh so, before two thousand and one, there

(01:12:22):
was a racing and crime movie by Universal Pictures called
The Fast and the Furious. It was a nineteen fifty
five racing movie by Roger Corman. Universal didn't remake that movie.
They just took the name and did like that way.
But according to Corman, Universal did not buy the rights
to numbered sequels using the exact title.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Oh so, looking at the movies now, and the way
that they titled them is very weird because.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Like the one, two, three, four.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Seventh movie, Fast and Furious movie is Fast five.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Yeah, I mean in order of like the way it
came out. I think at some point I think it's
one of the most well made money franchises of all time.
I think they stopped caring, like when we can literally.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Put the fast because they talked that they had like
Fast seven or something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
They could do fast and we don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Furious, Yeah, maybe get it. So the Corman Guy's ninety
seven retains the exclusive rights to reduce a movie called
The Fast and Furious Too, which would be a sequel
to his own film that thought was kind of fun.
It makes it even more bizarre.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Yeah, they say it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Had he they not gotten the title for his original movie,
they might have used the title of the magazine artcle
that inspired the series. Were the magazine articles called racer X.
There we am next in the list Minnesota boy. Prince Okay, Prince. Uh.
It's interesting because the stuff that Prince fought for in

(01:13:48):
his lifetime, I feel like artists are still going on today. Yeah.
So what Prince did was he at one point he
was in a big fight with Warner Brothers, his record company,
and decided, kind of like a little bit of a
Tailor Swift scenario, he wasn't gonna go buy Prince anymore,
because apparently Prince had around five hundred songs he wanted

(01:14:10):
to release, and Warner Brothers was like, hey, we're not
gonna let you do that. Now, we're gonna space it
out so salesmore. Kind of makes sense, but I guess
nowadays I feel like that's more of a normal thing
to do. So he started changing his name to a symbol,
and he went by a symbol because his contract, as
with Warner Brothers, was with Prince, not with the symbol.

(01:14:32):
And then so they started calling the artists formally known
as Prince because nobody knew how to pronounced a symbol,
and that's how it started happening.

Speaker 8 (01:14:39):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
So I guess the stunt kind of worked out. He
was able to release his entire catalog at once, oh damn.
And then once his contract Warner expired in two thousand,
his protests was done, he returned the name Prince, So
a little bit like the Tailor situation, it kind of
like not the same but same vibes of like, you know,
there's a little loopholes he can go around to music

(01:15:04):
p Diddy cap changing his name will like you to bring
up sauce aash notorious big So Christopher Wallace shows Biggie
as his rap name because he was a bigger guy.
Friend Devez came up with the idea of extending his
name into Biggie Smalls. I guess they're watching a movie together,
a Bill Cosby movie titled Let's Do It Again. In
the movie, Cosby wants to make a bunch of money,

(01:15:25):
so he turns to hypnosis. And there's a guy in
the movie whose name is Biggie Smalls. Oh, okay. In
the movie that Biggie Smalls is a gangster, a bookie.
So naturally they're like, hey, we should call you, you know,
Biggie Wallace Biggie Smalls.

Speaker 6 (01:15:37):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
For a while that went fine. He used Biggie Smalls professionally.
Then before his first album, the names Copycat Nature Cup
with him. Some sources say he was sued by a
guy named Calvin Lockhart, the actor who played the the
guy in the movie. Biggie himself cite a different issue.
I guess there was a rival rapper who went by
Biggie Smalls. Oh he is a twelve year old kid now, okay,

(01:16:04):
So he had released three songs in nineteen ninety two
and Biggie hadn't even released the demo officially yet.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
So the guy won. Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
That sucks? Yeah? Wow, Yeah, there we go. In my
name not actually Intern John. That's had to sue because
my parents owned the trademark for my real name. So
I had to sue and we're in court. We'll try
to figure it out. I'll keep you posted to in
Turn Johnny Marns Show. It's going to be a lot
of fun the World Pride Festival RFK Festival Grounds, featuring

(01:16:35):
like sub Troy Sevaugh, Jeffer Lopez and more. If you
want to go, we'll make it very easy get you
into the World Pride Festival. Caller nine right now eight
seven seven nine ninety five four six A one. Good luck.
Your headline of the day comes next. Imagine locking yourself
in here. Give me about three minutes on Intern John

(01:16:55):
in your Morning show. It is the headline of the
day on Intern John and Morning Show tried to get
the craziest headline the last twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
This would be a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Woman accidentally locks herself in bathroom for three days? What
survives on tap water? Oh my gosh, So how do
you not like break a hole through the door. Yes,
so this fifty four yearl woman in Thailand locked herself
in the bathroom awaited her demise after her screaming for
help for three days. The Bangkok based lady, whose name

(01:17:27):
was not revealed, went to her bathroom, not knowing she
spent the next three days sucking there. That's so sad.
As soon as she closed the door, a faulty doorknob
turned the restroom into a prison for the woman, who
didn't even bother bring her phone with her, not to
mention food or drinks. Yeah, she resorted to banging on

(01:17:47):
the door and screaming for help, but no one came
to her rescue. That's so scary. I mean, that's like
those old those old doorknobs that fall off. Yeah, your
grandparents house, Like, that's scary.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
My parents house. They're an old door knob used to
like just lock you in.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
I'm sure. Despite her at first to get attention of
her neighbors, even strangers, no one heard her low banging
and cries for help, so she had to survive on
tap water alone, exhausts every two days of trying to
catch anyone's attention, she wrote a farewell message on the
bathroom using skincare products and decided to wait her demise.
Oh my god, luckily for the woman and Gene Hackman's
kids can take notes. Her sister, who didn't hear from

(01:18:22):
her and days started to worry about her. Yeah, notified
the police of her disappearance.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Yes, if I hadn't heard from something like someone that
I talked to on a regular basis, I'm doing a
wellfare check.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
No, yeah, like yes, So they say a squad was
this fast checking the woman advregating no response to the gate.
They said to jump over the gate and check the
house good, which also thank for them. Yeah, So breaking
in the women's home with some pliers and then kicking
down the bathroom door, they found her a very weak state.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Yeah, she had eaten three days. Yeah, they rushed the hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
They then took a picture of the message, which read
I've been stuck in the bathroom since the twenty second.
If I die, please let Jay take care of my will.
Please give my property to this person I drank tapwater survive.
Without water, I'd be dead. I tried to pry and
smash my way out. I tried to shout, no one
hurt me. So yeah, saying though she's gonna make a

(01:19:15):
full recovery. But that's why bringing the phone in the bathroom, fam,
I use my phone to my bathroom.

Speaker 8 (01:19:21):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
I also live alone and all closed doors, so there's that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
You don't have your phone like read or like to
keep you distracted.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
How long are you in the bathroom? John?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Hours and hours and hours is when the quads is
so big.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
This is the nineties only a magazine. Well, quis said her,
So there you go, your headline of the day, I
turned John in your Morning Ship.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Well no, I'm glad she's okay. Yeah, I'm not gonna
be like wish you wouldn't have gotten one of that.
And obviously glad she's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
You never said that, you've that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Yeah, it's turned Johnny Morris Show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
We got nominated.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
My mom asked Howard nominated for so many things, and
I was like, I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Well that's the Shelby answer my answers. I've no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
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Eric v so, myself and Hoodie up for Podcasts of
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If you get a chance, vote yms dot com. That's
vote y ms dot com. Catching Cheaters War the Roses
comes next. Hang on, it's going to be a very
special weekend June twentieth. June twenty first My Chewy Forever

(01:20:59):
comedy shows hit the Arlington Draft House. The reason this
is going to be special obviously, losing my dog Chewy
to start the year was literally the worst way to
start the year. However, the boy made impact on a
lot of lives, meaning we're able to do the dog
adoption events about a month ago.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
That was amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
This set of comedy shows benefiting the Warrior Canine Connection,
who their sole purpose is making sure our veterans who
needs service dogs get a service dog that is tailored
to them. They raise these dogs from puppies. They have
other veterans that train them. We went out to the
location in Darnstown a couple months ago. It's a giant
farm which just golden Treamer puppies everywhere. It's literally like

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a slice of heaven.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Hey, it was just so cool to see them all
gain train for like different specific things for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Yeah, but they're trained for each veteran's need, which is
very cool. It's a very important group. So if you
want to go to the comedy shows June twenty, if
June twenty first Arlington Draft House, Internshoncomedy dot com take
us to fifteen bucks myself sauce DMG Kyle Chromer into
Earnsoncomedy dot Com Catching cheeters wore the roses in a
second real quick too. When I shout out to our editors,

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this was trending things people underestimate because anyone can do them,
but actually acquire a lot of skill. So technically anybody
can do these things, but like, yeah, to do it well,
like for instance, driving.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
That does that does take a lot of skills. You
need to be paying attention all the time to everything
around you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Yes, they say defensive driving, maneuvering and traffic having a
feel for a big your vehicle is parking, and.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
You also have to deal with other drivers who aren't
doing any of that for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
So yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
Substitute teaching, Oh yeah, I always feel bad for substute
teachers because I feel like kids are just mean, and
I think they've gotten worse based on what I see
on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
I don't know if that's true. Well, especially because like
if the teacher you're subsiduting for didn't leave you like
a plan, yeah, and if they have no control over
the classroom, the control of the classroom.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Yeah, especially because I've seen TikTok like teachers coming in
after they have a substitute and they're like, oh, the
substitute didn't get through my whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
It's like, well, did the kids allow them to?

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Yeah? Yes, Like what what do you want them to do?

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Dancing made the list.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Oh that's fair. I'm a terrible dancer. I was in
a lot of dance classes. Still bad drunk sauce though,
that girl thinks she can dance. That's fine, and she
loves it. It's called loving life. It is public speaking
made the list. I do think like people who are
gifted at it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
It's an art form, it is for sure. It is
another thing you get at sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Singing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
I am such a good singer. Yes, it can't all
be perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
Wasn't it your like former Native baby sit said, yeah,
that I was a bad singer.

Speaker 12 (01:23:39):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
She was like, you tried your hardest, though.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Well we know what nobody told me. I was bad.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
To be fair, like my parents would tell me. I
sounded great. So what was I supposed to say?

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Oh? The black confidence, I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Photography made the list.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Yeah, I mean I think you have to have like
an eye for it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Yeah, well that's one of those ones who where I
think sometimes for like weddings and events, people get shocked
about how much photographer's cost.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
But it's like, but really good one though.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
Yeah, I think you can tell the difference between a
good photographer in Okay one because it's like they get
all the shots exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Are someone that's just there to just take pictures that
doesn't even have like us, like you can just tell.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
It's like, oh my cousin's got digital cameras, like yeah,
you can do, but their fingers in half the photos exactly. Yeah,
you want to add some of her text nine ninety
three three eights Intern Johnny Mary Show swore the roses
on intern John in your morning show. You think the
person you're with is stepping out, You think something doesn't

(01:24:35):
quite add up. Lead try to figure out exactly what
is going on. Kendall, Good morning, Hi, how are you.
I'm doing well. I need you to explain the timeline
your rice because you guys, it has been off and on.

Speaker 6 (01:24:49):
It's been on and off for a while now, like
some years now.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
We met, you know, online some years ago. It's been
more on than off.

Speaker 6 (01:24:58):
But definitely he moved away for a job at a
certain point, which we were off because of that the distance.

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
But you know, for like the last year and a
half we've been back on.

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
Things been going pretty good, sure, you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
Know, pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
And I mean to cut you off but just so
we have the actual timeline. So three years ago we
matched on tender.

Speaker 6 (01:25:19):
Yep, you need to be matched on tender on and
off about a year and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Yeah, and then so he was gone for a year.
Now back right, okay, and here we are. We rekindled
things we've been on. So we've been more on and
off the last three or so.

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
Years, absolutely absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
And we're doing more of the roses. You guys don't
live with each other.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
We don't, but we spent a lot of time.

Speaker 6 (01:25:41):
I'm over there like all the time, you know what
I mean, I have a key, but you know what
I mean, you have not officially.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
I do have a key.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Got you do you leave?

Speaker 6 (01:25:50):
Haven't officially made the move yet.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
Don't you do? You do you lease stuff there?

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
Oh? Yeah, definitely have a glut. I have a drawer closet.
Space I think meanmore to space.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
But soar the roses explain what's going on with his
colleagues at work.

Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
All right, So you know they're a little weird. Well,
it's a real bro type of.

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
Space, you know what I mean. There's a lot of
of the bros.

Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
And so you know a lot of them aren't married
a few of them are, and so they don't hang
out as much anymore obviously, but you know he's still
you know, not married technically, so you know, they just
do a lot of like goofy things. So anyway, we
were out, you know, like last weekend. They were all
going out to this bar for some event and stuff

(01:26:34):
like that, and he asked me to go with them
or whatever. But when I got there, it was like
I was introduced as like, you know, a friend, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
What you know.

Speaker 6 (01:26:47):
I was like, so I couldn't even believe it at
this point, you know what I mean, Like, yeah, like
a you know, a really good friend, but not even
overly like oh, this is my lady friend or you know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Yeah, you know, okay, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:27:04):
Or just my girlfriend just say that, you know, I mean, oh,
this is my friend, you know that. And I was
you know who, and he was in his and they
were taking a couple of shots and having fun.

Speaker 5 (01:27:15):
So you know, you're not.

Speaker 6 (01:27:16):
Gonna you don't want to be that person, you know
what I mean and create a scene at the you know,
and I haven't met them all, so you know, I
was trying to be cool, but I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
Like so weirded out by that. And what does that mean?

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
Emoted like what's going on?

Speaker 6 (01:27:32):
So I'm like, is he cheating? Is some is there
someone else? Like when did we go down to?

Speaker 5 (01:27:38):
Okay my friend?

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
And yeah, so this kind of love sauce call from
the flower shop off from the roses. Clearly they should
go to you. If they do, we'll hang up whatever.
If they are somebody else, we'll see what's going on.

Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
Okay, please, let's see what's happening. And I'm hoping that
you know.

Speaker 6 (01:27:54):
I was it was just a fluke because they're not
his friend, his closs aren't relationships.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
But you know, let's see, we'll.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Find out needs to know. No gota war the Roses
an intern John your morning Show's War the Roses Internsjon
in your Morning show, Kenda, let me recap this. You
and Bryce first matched about three years ago on a
dating app Dave for about a year, he moved away
for a year, even back on for about a year
and a half. The reason we're doing roses you don't

(01:28:23):
live with each other. He invited you to a work
vent event and introduce you to his work friends as
just another friend, not as a girlfriend. You mentioned to
us off the air that he is off and on
his phone late at night doing work stuff with some
of the people that were there, the females.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
That's correct.

Speaker 6 (01:28:41):
Oh yeah, they always had like these projects or these deadlines.
So they're burning the midnight oil. You know.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
It's given old frat house, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:28:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
Yeah, So I'm like, he's not really working, you know that.

Speaker 6 (01:28:55):
I don't know, and it's it's feeling creepy, it's feeling weird.

Speaker 5 (01:28:59):
Something else is going on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
I want to ask because you mentioned you on live
with each other, but you have a key. Since you
guys known each other for over three years and been
kind of off and on, has there been talk of
taking things to the next level, whether that is moving
in or an engagement.

Speaker 6 (01:29:15):
Yeah, of course, we definitely have been talking about moving in,
and you know, both of us have smaller places as individuals,
so you know, it's been talks of like starting to
look for a bigger place, you know, to accommodate all
of us. So that's why when he could introduce me
as a friend, that's like steps in the opposite direction
of us moving in together. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
And one last question on that, what's the window when
that would happen, Like whose lease is up first? Like,
what's the earliest potentially You guys talked about moving in.

Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
So the earliest potentially would probably be in about seven months,
because I have like six months.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Left on my lease I had.

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
I would just go.

Speaker 6 (01:29:54):
And kind of stay there, put some things in storage,
and then he has maybe four months after his so
re sign.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
Gotcha?

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Gotcha? It makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
Let's see this saucele call from the free bouquet A
dozen red roses. Obviously they should go to you. If
they do, we'll put them on hold.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
So what you I do?

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
If they go to somebody else, we'll get some answers? Old,
I got number correct? All right, here we go. Yeah,
also is out of the coworkers? Well, oh it must
be your girlfriend? Yeah, there's like.

Speaker 13 (01:30:23):
Okay, hello, Hi sus Brace.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
Uh yeah, this is hi Brace.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
My name is Charlotte, and I'm calling you from a
new local flower shop. We're called YMS Flowers, and we're
trying out some new marketing where we're offering a free
bouquet of roses to people, just in hopes that you
come back to us for future occasions. Is that something
that you'd be interested in?

Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
I don't need anything. I'm good, thanks to you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
Don't have anyone your life. They just like once flowers.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
We're just we're just new in the area and we
need more foot traffic just to make my mom's dream
come true kind of thing. And I mean they are gorgeous,
they are red roses. You can make someone's day. They're free,
They're totally free. We don't need any credit card info.
And you can send them anywhere in the country. Do
you think that you want to send them to someone?

(01:31:22):
It could be like a win win hell yeah, okay, cool?
All right, great, all right, I see, Like the name
of who you're sending them to.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
Uh, all right, send them to?

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Is that with a C?

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Your O? K?

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Okay cool? And then what is she to you?

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
We're just keeping everything on file in case you do
come back, So like girlfriend, wife, fiance, other friends.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
I mean, she's she's a lot to me, she's she's
she's my handful.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
You're okay, I'll put other hand full. And then what
do you want the car to say? It's just like
your typical small car that goes with flowers.

Speaker 6 (01:32:08):
Tell her that I'm sending her these even though she
should be sending me flowers because of last night.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
I'm sending you these even though.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Even though, yeah, tell her, you should be sending me these.
You should be sending me flowers because of last night. Okay,
what happened last night? Okay, you want to tell me?
I know so, I actually, uh, last night, I asked
her to be my girlfriend. Oh that's cute. I love that.

(01:32:38):
Oh really?

Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
Oh really? Bryce?

Speaker 15 (01:32:45):
Really?

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
Are you serious right now? I cannot believe you. I
cannot believe you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
I knew something was Yeah, Bryce, my name is intern John.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
I got sauce here. We're gonna war the roses on
the show.

Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
God, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
I knew it. So as your friend because you got
a new girlfriend. Is that what we're doing?

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Bryce?

Speaker 6 (01:33:10):
Seriously?

Speaker 5 (01:33:11):
And that's a liar's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Kendall kind of filled this in on the work stuff.
But to that point, though, why would you bother bring
Kendall to a work function if you were playing asking
somebody else out to date?

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
No? I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
I didn't ask anyone else out.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
This is your.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Twisted no.

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
You said you said photo. You said a photo because last.

Speaker 6 (01:33:41):
Year, who's your little handful.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Yeah, you asked her to be your girlfriend. So how
are we getting things twisted?

Speaker 5 (01:33:49):
You're because if you're a liar, you're a liar.

Speaker 6 (01:33:52):
You're a liar.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
You wait, wait not first of all, no, no, okay,
so Bryce, we'll give you thirty seconds to explain uninterrupted.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
It's it's a what thing.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
It's a it's a work thing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
It's just kind of it's a thing we all do.

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
We like, you know, your work buddy. Sometimes you're like, oh,
that's my work girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
Even even the guys do it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
It's like, oh, it's my work boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
It's not even a everyone just kind.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
Of jokes around that way. It's like a it's an
initiation for all the newer coworkers.

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
All this sounds like an hr nightmare. You're seeing.

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
Sack of losing. You're saying, you know, this isn't any
work things.

Speaker 6 (01:34:31):
You're totally you've been stepping out and dating some other
kick name cat. What a lame name to honestly, but
what Oh my god, So I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Not dating anywhere else.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
You need to listen to what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
Talk about you calm down.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
So but you're saying rce is Your point is a
new employee started at your work, and you guys have
a policy of asking your employees to be your girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
But it's it's a work joke, though.

Speaker 6 (01:34:58):
Please please, please, okay, please. My degree costs more than this.
I'm too smart for this.

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
You're lucky. The beauty is talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
The beauty is pricing.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
Get your job that you x? You serious?

Speaker 8 (01:35:13):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
The beauty is. All we have to do is well
to send his work to the audio and us. They'll
put in the manual for employees and that we know,
so I think our work here is Don Bryce Employee
of the Month man or.

Speaker 12 (01:35:27):
The roses is creticked and possibly edited for broadcasts with
permission granted from all participants.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
With one more roses go to YMS radio dot com.
It would mean a lot to us if he took
like two minutes out today and voted for us. The
Baltimore Sun is having their best Baltimore issue and we
got nominated for a bunch of different things.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
Is very cool.

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
Vote y ms dot com sauces up for Radio Hosts
of the Year and her hometown Very Exciting Hoodies podcast,
The Crisis Podcast for Podcasts of the Year. My podcast
The thoughts show up for Podcasts of the Year. The
show is up for the station's up for best Station.
The show's up for a bunch of social media stuff.
If you give a chance today, you can vote every

(01:36:07):
single day until Friday. Vote yms dot com. That's vote
yms dot com again, every day until Friday. I gotta
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Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Next, hang on.

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all time in a second real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
I thought, this is fascinating.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
They figured out the ideal work week, like where everybody
wants to have, like because another's talk about, oh, it
should be four days a week, YadA, YadA. According to
the study, four percent people say their ideal work week
is one shift forty straight hours.

Speaker 4 (01:37:27):
That is insane, that's fad. How can you stay a
week for forty straight hours?

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
I mean, I guess like our nurses could probably if
they want.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
To from the straight hours they sometimes have to. You
have to train to be able to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Probably, do you think so?

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
Maybe I'm making that up. According to the poll, twenty
six percent say the typical setup of the five hour
or five eight hour work days is the best.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Okay. Uh. Some said they'd like an extra day off,
so for ten hour days.

Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
Sure, sure, I live one that and they seemed a
lot happier, Say, had a three day weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Yeah, I think it'd be kind of cool. I mean
we couldn't necessarily well no, unfortunately, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Fifteen percent people stated like two extra days off and
could do three thirteen hour days. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
I used to when I worked at the I mean grant,
I worked at a tannings line, but I was managing it,
and I would do twelve hour days al right, Yeah,
just so that because I was trying to work full
time so I could pay for college.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
Yeah, well I think sometimes, like the medical I think
it's twelve on, twelve off. Yeah, I believe. I used
to do twelve hour days at the radio station in
Des Moines. It was just me and a body chance, Yeah,
doing everything thirteen percent stated like shorter shifts, so it
was six six hour days, which is next six no,
thank you. Yeah, it's also not forty hours. Yeah, I

(01:38:46):
would rather not.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
No, Yeah, I don't think that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
And also I feel like it depends on the job
because some jobs don't need to be eight hour days anyway,
that's fair. Like I have friends who just are bored
at work because they don't have enough stuff to do,
but they have to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
Yeah, I think it'd be a wa is held to
just have to sit around for the sake of sitting around,
waste your life away. We're pretty lucky in that where
it's like once everybody's worked donele just kind of go.
But yeah, I remember when I got to an old
radio station once. Yeah, the boss like you know, uh,
people like you here so much. They come in and
just kind of hang out in holidays like, well, that
won't be me. That is a that is a weird

(01:39:20):
Get you to work extra.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
I'm going to do my job then go home so
I can be happy when I come back. The vibe there.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Let your thoughts over Text nine nine three eights interned
Johnny Mary Show. I thought this was funny, too real
quick rank or put out the worst rated movies that
made a billion dollars on Ron Tomatoes. They got torn
to shreds but still made a billion dollars. Okay, lucky
of them, starting with The Hobbit and Not Expected Journey.
I've never seen any of those movies. Sixty Tomatoes made

(01:39:49):
a billion dollars. Pirates of the Caribbean dead Man's Chest.
I think that's the last one of the series. Oh,
I never I never saw that one.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
I made one point one billion.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
Like it. Yeah, Star Wars episode one, the Phantom Menace.
I'll say, yeah, it wasn't ye the best rod Tomatos
fifty three percent.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
It made one billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
Everyone just wanted to see it. Yeah, prior to the
Caribbean on Stranger Tides. That maybe that one's the last one. Okay,
that's thirty two percent. Rodd Tomatoes may a billion dollars.
That's one to count twenty eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
The Super Mario Brothers movie, I thought that didn't do
bet that's got fifty nine percent made one point four billion.
I never saw it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
But the few people I know that did see it,
at least in theaters, I remember that they didn't like it. Okay, minions, okay, ten,
I haven't seen that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
Any of the one point two billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Why did Why didn't people like that one? I mean
I would assume it's for the critics, like, hey, it's
not made for you. Yeah, it's not an intellectual it's
pretty Yes, the stick on me three is number nine.
That made a billion dollars. I feel like percent, Okay whatever,
Alice in Wonderland, the new one knew it?

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
Like what's the new one from? Like the one from
like twal in times.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
Yeah, that's not the cartoon like the newer I like
that movie Transformers, Dark of the Moon. I think that's
probably fair. Thirty five percent ron Tomatoes. Sure, I never
saw any of those either. Jurassic World, Fallen Kingdom. I
think that's the last one of the newer ones. That
movie was horrendous. It was bad.

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
Yeah, it was very disappoited.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
I never saw that one forty seven percent on Ryan
Tomato's one point three billion dollars Transformers Age of Extinction.
These are all just like extra movies.

Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
Yeah, it's all like the sequels that didn't need to
be madeteen percent on roding Tomatoes one point one billion
did you say eighteen percent?

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
That top four the live action version of.

Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
Aladdin see that it did not it was okay, it
wasn't it didn't really want to Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
It didn't live up to the original Drastic World dominion
that either that's the last second to last one so
many Star Wars Episode nine, The Riots of Skywalker. That
movie was trash. Yeah, it was horrendous. One point one
billion tomatoes and the worst movie at may a billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
Lion King Live Action.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
That was yeah. I didn't watch that either.

Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
It was just like, I still need to watch her
live action.

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
Then I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
It just like didn't taste right then. Yeah, So the
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