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Speaker 1 (00:07):
What are the roses on interns?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
John in your morning show, you think the person you're
with might be stepping out, We want to rip off
that band aid because there's no worse feeling than thinking
maybe it's happening.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We want you to know Mel good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
So let's get into this. You and Steve have been
together for how long?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I've been together for about three months?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
And this is almost kind of like a twist of fate.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I suppose the seed was almost planted a couple of
weeks ago that something could be going on.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And what happened?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Right? Yeah, So a couple of weeks ago, went out
on a girls' night outing. We went out to dinner
and went and had a couple of drinks, and I
happened to run into she's ex girlfriend while we were
out at this same bar. Uh. The reason I knew
her is because we had seen each other on social media,
so we both knew who the other one was. And
(01:09):
she comes over to me, introduces herself, and she says,
you just need to be careful of Steve's location, okay,
And I was like, Okay, what does what does that mean?
And she said, well, he likes to put the location
(01:30):
on of his laptop, which is at home, so you
think you're getting the location of his phone, but you're
actually getting the laptop.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So while most people share location like other phones, so
you know where you're in real time, he was doing
it from other devices. So when you looked up where
he was, it was show he's at home, but he could.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Be elsewhere, right, right.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
So she kind of warned me that, okay, he would
do that to her.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Got you.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So we've been kind of guess letting that. No, I
wanna say, let the fester, but that's rightfully. So in
the back of my mind, he's going on a bachelor
party trip this weekend, correct, right, yep? And so you
went through a phone, had the intuition, so to speak,
and you found what.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, So I went I think, yeah, she planted that scene,
and so I just kind of I shouldn't have that.
It just made my brain start spinning. And yeah, I
went through his phone and I found a text message
thread with the whole bachelor party group. So she's actually
the best man. So he is kind of like organizing
(02:38):
everything and and there was a like nda that he
typed up or something that he like created, yeah, and
sent out to the group.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Well and kind of say, I'm not a legal expert
here now, but from the screenshots you sent us, it
looks like he wrote this up in the notes app
that just says we won't talk about this weekend and
that and like literally that that that's it though, and
everybody's agreed.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
To it, right right, Okay, So I thought that's binding.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Okay, but and I guess, you know, not to spill
the whole thing, but you saw within that group text
like there's clear intentions of At one point you said
rings are going to be going away, you know, look
the other way it certainly applied. This is a word
cheating on our girls weekend? Is that Is that fair?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah? I mean that's how I took it. It just
seems like a weekend of debauchery and secrecy. So yeah,
it was basically like, no one's going to say anything,
we'll all keep her mouse shut.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And so do you I mean, I know it's only
been three months. Do you think his friends are wired
that way? Do you think it's just guys being idiots
and talking dumb or what? What's the initial reaction?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I mean, I would I would hope that they're not,
because I didn't think he was wired that way. But
it takes to take the time to type all that
out is concerning.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Okay, well, we'll get some answers for you next. Okay,
all right, thank you, no problem. War the Rosies in
less than three minutes on Intern Johnny Morn Show. Warre
the Rosies on Intern John In Your Morning Show, Melan
recap this. You and Steve been together about three months.
The seed, if you will, was kind of planted. Something
might be up. A couple of weeks ago, you went
(04:21):
out for a girl's night. You happen to bump into
his ex girlfriend. She said, hey, be careful of when
he shares location because in the past he had pretended
to share location from his phone but really shared from
his iPad or computer. That way could look like he
was home when he was elsewhere. Right, crazy, Right, And
this weekend he has a bachelor party for a buddy
(04:42):
in Miami.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
He's the best man.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You went through the group chat, found that there is
a he typed up an NDA on the notes app
that says we want to talk about this, and within
the group chat they're basically confirming no rings, no girlfriends
looking the other.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Way exactly before we call Steve.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I do want to call our good friend Omi Tsai
from Azari Law because I can't imagine an NDA written
in the notes app is legally binding.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
So let me call Omi real quick.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I'm sure he's busy with you know, important things, but
it's important we know this stuff. Oh, real quick from
a good friends Asari Law. Oh me, good morning. I
know you never thought you'd be on a war of
the roses, but real quick. So we're we're we're doing
more than roses with melt her boyfriend. We're up an
n D A on the notes app on his phone
(05:31):
that says we won't talk about this weekend, no consequence,
just that one sentence and his buddies all liked it
in a group text. Is that legally binding? H?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
So okay, fair enough, fair enough, Okay, that's.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
All we did.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I mean, thank you, have a great day.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah man, see dude.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Okay, I'm sure he's like, why are you calling me?
Four war rows?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Okay, officially from the mouths of Asari Law. As it
turns out, an NDA cannot be written notes sextion your phone,
so let's do this mel I'll call and stay from
the flower shop. I'm gonna call from the entertainment group
booking the entertainment, and I'm gonna see if I can
get him to kind of pig out with what he
plans on doing this weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Is that okay?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It kind of seems like at this point it maybe
I'm wrong, but we were pretty certain he's up to
no good fair.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, unfortunately feeling tell me that?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
All right, okay, so let's try to get this working here.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I calling for Steve please, Hey man, this is ONYX
with Sapphire Entertainment.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
How are you okay? What's doing well? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
We are this check and I know you have a
big weekend coming up. It looks like a bachelor party, yes, okay, yeah, yes,
I'm just calling to confirm a couple of things. So
I want to make sure you guys have the best
time possible up in our city. First of all, how
many bachelors? How many of you are horny?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Oh that's funny, Probably all of them, but for.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Six of us, six of you, okay, And just so
I can confirm I don't have the reservation here. How
many girls are you looking for?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Like ten ten girls, so one point five for each
guy roughly something like that, but passing around.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, I mean we could do we could do a
dozen if there's like a Baker's dozen. Is there anything
like any specials with that?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh, like by twelve get one free? Yeah, let me uh,
let me check on that. And know what the holidays
coming up?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, Labor Day weekend, although we don't wantny of that,
do we No, no, no. And so as far as
what you're looking for the girls to do, and I'll
be honest with you again, we don't judge, But are
you guys looking for just like a hangout session? We
do massages, we do what they want to go to
the pool party? Like, what exactly are you looking for
from the Girls of Sapphire.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
We're looking for everything, whatever, whatever, the top of the line, top.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Show, tent, everything, talent show.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, sure, okay, we're game. Make you laugh. We'd like
signed like a like an agreement. Nobody's going to talk
about this weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Okay, So we're looking to get a little bit little
bit naughty, Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Okay, this is our let loose kind.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Of thing, amen, brother, and I need to ask just
so we know because some of the girls do have
morals here anybody relationships.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Uh, well, just our friend that's getting married. I can't
speak furtherly else. That's you know, it's not about me
or it's about absolutely that's it's not about the other guys.
It's about him. No, not about me.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And that's very selfless of you. I appreciate that. Now,
I do want to let you know. I know you
mentioned you have a n TA with your buddies. We
also have similar with our records as well, so we
trust that we know photo is taking out of the girls.
And okay, I need to let you know that we
have a very unique code of conduct, if you will,
(09:11):
insurance policy, and so you understand obviously if we're gonna
have these girls over with you guys and doing you know,
God knows what we need to assure nothing ever leaks
at these because a lot of these girls are going
to medical school and to be doctors and scientists.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
So we got to make sure that can be taken
care of.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well I'm not laughing here, right, No, no, absolutely, So
if you don't mind, since you are the primary payer
and responsible one. What we do some call a black man,
We call it collateral. I'm gonna say some phrases that
I need you to repeat back to me. And the
beauty is if the wee can go well, if he
exactly blackmail collateral, you know, if the weekend goes well,
(09:49):
these are deleted and nothing happens.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
But like you're right, I.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Just coughed a little on my coffee, that's all.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh, I got you the coffee. Coffee, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
So the first phrase and easy to say, is my
name is Steve and I'm a dirty little man fruit.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
What and this is this is this is your collateral.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
So that yeah, I mean listen, I know like you're
you're responsible, probably a businessman. So it's just like we
want to make sure protect the girls. And again it's
just so that you would never want to I mean.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
To say I'm a dirty little man fruit. Yeah, my
name is Stee and I'm a dirty man fruit.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, close enough.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
And then say, uh, my name is Steve and sometimes
I'm a little bit naughty.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Uh Okay, that's ridiculous. My name is Steve, and sometimes
I'm a little bit body beautiful.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
And I promise after this weekend, those will never be
heard again by anybody.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
And just so I know, are you in a relationship.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Like I said before, it's not about me, it's about
my boy like I'm good, it's.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Not about wow. How about how about my name is
Steve and.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I'm gonna I can't but it's good Steve. Wait do
you know that is why?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Why is Mel on the phone? Why is Mel on
the phone?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, we're doing War of the Roses. My name is
intern John. I got Sauce Rose here as well. That
is your girlfriend, Mel. You seem pretty nonchalant about cheating
your girlfriend this weekend and the whole Bachelor.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
You know, listen, I'm setting up a party for my friend.
I don't know what you're trying to catch me in
or trying to do. I didn't say anything except the
stupid things you made me say. You know, I'm a
dirty little fruit pig or big.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
News whatever stuff with Jelly.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
But why would you not let like, why would you
not let them know you have a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That's that's a little bit odd that you nobody.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I don't know who you are. It's not that I
don't know who he was, it's nobody.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Comfortable perfectly, You're you're telling a stranger that you have
you don't have a girlfriend. You're just comfortably saying that, Like,
why would you say you don't have a girl friend?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Dirty fruit?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Like come on, you're having your friends signed n d as.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Nothing gets out from this weekend text. It's a joke,
like but you okay?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
So Stephen, do you think that the bride to be
at this potential wedding would be cool with knowing that
her husband's groom or your best man has him signed
n d a's and says nobody has girlfriends this weekend?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And the group chat saying nobody's wearing the rings?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Do you think the lawyer didn't write it?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Like actually, in fact listening to that, but you think
the bride be cool with you? Guys say no rings,
no girlfriends this weekend.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
It's a it's a bachelor party. It's fun.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
That was the question, my guy.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
You know, I'm perfectly happy radio.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yes, I talked to her. I was speaking over her.
I'm sorry I didn't hear what she said. What did
you say said.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I'm perfectly happy with telling Jessica about it myself, because no,
I don't think she would appreciate that you took the
time to write up in an NDA. Fake or not?
You took the time to write all that up to
make sure you and all your little buddies could do
whatever you wanted this weekend without getting caught.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
You go in your and you hit notes and your
voice typing.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It's still the intent. You are a certified dumb ass.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
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I just want to say that, by far, this is
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