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Speaker 1 (00:06):
War the Rosies on Intern John and Your Morning Show.
You think the person you're with this stepping out. You
think something doesn't add up. We try to see exactly
what's going on. Rachel, good morning, Hey, good morning. This
is a little different. So you and Henry have been
dating for how long?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
So we've been dating for eight months?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Okay, but you've known each other how weng?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Two years?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, and so we didn't meet like on a dating app.
We met through mutual friends, right, yeah, So why why
the year and some change before you guys started dating?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Well, yeah, like I've known him, like he's sort of
been like my sort of outer circle of friends.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Like I've known him for a while.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
But like, just being straight up, he used to be
a real like like an f boy, you know what
I mean, Like he just yeah he was. He was
that guy, and he would make passes at me back then.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
But I was like, oh my god, like grow up
and then well he kind of did. He kind of did,
so you know, he wore me down and it worked.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So now it's been a month.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, okay, and so basically none for two years. He's
been trying to quote get with that the whole time basically, right.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yes, he has got you.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And the reason we're here they're doing war the rows
is everything's been fine the last eight months. However, this
past weekend you were dog sitting. He is on a
work trip, and what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, So I was there.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
And look, I'm I'm an organizer, we'll call me a
little bit type a whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And his place was it's just, you know, it's a
it's a it's a.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Man's place, he's a dude's place. And so I thought,
you know, let me just like it makes me feel better.
It says like, I'm just happy to help out. So
I started, you know, just cleaning his like literally just
like cleaning his place up, just putting a few things
like where they are meant to go, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Like drawers and things like that.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
So I was in his bathroom and I was cleaning up,
and I was like, in me a little cabinet underneath,
and I open it up and I find contact lens solutions.
And he doesn't wear contacts, okay, and I don't wear
contact Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's I Could it be right, like maybe a previous
girlfriend or something like that, or aasic.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, well, the thing is and.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
The reason why I even sorted like clean up. He's
only lived there two months, right, so he kind.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Of knew this.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Like, oh, okay, you've never seen it before.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Wait, so where did this come from? Like, yeah, is
it you move? If you loved you would throw it away?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I said, Guys, I don't buy it for their bros.
But like, I would buy that for my best friend Kate,
but she's always at my.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Friend doesn't buy that from.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Okay, And then what about the laundry because I think
that's probably the biggest smoking gown we got here.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, so like okay, and so I'm doing the laundry,
no big deal.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
And as I'm like, you know, sorting things, I find
this like the most disgusting, like song from like nineteen seventy,
I don't know, like the song is old, it's got
holes in it, It's basically like.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
It's it's got character, looks like a pit bull through
it from stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I don't think my underwear should have that much character,
like anybody's underwars.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Right anyway, And so I don't want to cut you
off at Rachel, you are one hundred and a million
percent sure, my best not an old pair of yours
you forgot about like you've never seen those in your life.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
There's no possible way they be yours.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, there's absolutely under no circumstances.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
You said that her underwear will never have that much character.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's let's make sure.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, So let's say this, Rachel, because I think that's
there's a lot here. Let's have Sauce call from the
flower company. He'll offer Henry the bouquet. A dozen red
roses should go to you, obviously, if they don't look,
get some answers for you.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay, okay, thank you wore the.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Roses in just over two minutes on Intern John in
your morning show, War the Rosies on Intern John in
your morning show. Rachel, let me recap this quick. You
and Henry have been dating for about eight months. You've
known each other for two years, met the mutual friends.
He has always tried to holler at you. However, he
was and possibly still is a bit of an f boys.
(04:11):
You kind of kept them at bait and your words,
he wore you down started dating. The reason we're doing
War of the Roses is you were dog seeing this
past weekend. You're a bit of a busybody have to
always be cleaning or doing something. You found under his
sinc a bottle of contact solution. He doesn't wear contacts.
You don't wear contacts. Nobody's had Lasik. He's been in
(04:32):
the apartment only for a few months, so somebody recently
has used the contact solution. Possibly the biggest red flag
is that you found a pair of crusty undies crusty thongs.
Stop saying it to quote Kane Brown has some miles
on it and so and you know they're not yours.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That's kind of where we're at, right.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
We had all of the word busy body.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But yeah, otherwise yeah, yeah, okay, so organizing, sure do
that sometimes.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Sure, sure.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Now why do you want to know is is the
has the friend group saying to you? Have you mentioned
it to your mutual friends, like, Hey, do you think
Henry's been trifling or have they not been involved at all?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I haven't involved them. I figured that I haven't.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
That's fair.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
So let's just this love sauce call Henry. Uh, give
them the free bacave a dozen of roses. They should
go to you girl friend in eight months. If they do,
we'd put them on hold. See what you want to do.
If they go somewhere else, we'll see what's going on.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Sorry, one last question, because you were in the friend group,
did he date anybody else in the friend group or
have anything else with somebody in the friend group.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I mean he told me he didn't, and everybody else
seems to say that.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Gotcha, perfect, hold on the one second shout I get mom.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
I'm calling for Henry.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Yes, this is him. Hi.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
My name is Torri.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I'm calling from a new flower shop. We're called by
Miss Flowers. We're right downtown. We're trying out some new marketing,
offering locals a free bouquet of a dozen red roses.
Don't need a credit card, info, nothing like that. We're
just hoping to get more foot traffic before the holiday season.
So is that something that you're interested in. We can
get them out today.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
Yeah, you know, I'm sorry, I'm not sure how to
got my info, but just Google.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So we're just like trying to, like, you know, help
with more local foot traffic, help out your neighborhood, the
local economy and everything, and just I know, if you
saw my mom's bouquets, like you would love them. And
I'm sure there's someone in your life that could like
use a little happiness in your life. And I think
that it was. It's like a win win for both
of us. You look great, someone gets happy, I get happy.
My mom loves me a little bit more. We support
(06:52):
her her news shop. And it's only free. Again, I
don't need a credit card info. We could get get
it out today if the person's like you know, around here.
If not, it might take a day, but we can
get the mouth as fast as we can. We're just
trying to get you know, more people to come in
and use us for future occasion.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Just because we're new.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I mean a lot of people use chains and everything,
and I swear that, like my mother's flowers are gonna
love and use I.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Bet okay, Well, I mean, you know, if there's no catch,
then I guess so. I just I don't want to
get it on any like personal no, no.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
The person to understand, Like, I just figure that you know,
you see an Instagram ad, you're gonna keep going by it.
But with flowers, if you see it in person, you're
gonna keep thinking of us, right, That's what I think.
I'm also just gen z, so like what do I know?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
I don't know. Yeah, and then it makes you look good.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
So I feel like it's been working for like the
last month that we've been trying it. So anyway, can
I get the name of the person that you're gonna
be sending them to?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
We just need like a first name.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Uh yeah, I guess Kelsey?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Is that like K E L S E S? Or
is it ey or maybe I E E I nice?
And then what did she do? You? Just so when
you come back and be like, oh, hell's Kelsey doing
your wife, girlfriend, sister, grandma, Michael.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Your coworker? Did she like promote me?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Are you kidding me? You have about thirty seconds.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Of Kelsey is valid?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
But down that word?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
But yes, yes, valid? Who's Kelsey besides being your coworker?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
What Henry? My name is intern? John? I got sauce
and Rose here as well.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
That is your girlfriend Rachel, who has a very valid question,
who's Kelsey?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Kelsey is just a coworker.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Okay, why would you say coworker? Red Roses?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
I mean, I don't know, she's just, you know, she
seems like she could use a little.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Friend, will you she can use a pit me up
to your co worker.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Okay, with you.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
So the reason we're here, Henry is Rachel has some
suspicions something was up. Rachel, do you want to you
want to drop the evidence on him, I'll give you
the pleasure.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Why was there a RADI ask song in your laundry?
Why is there contact solution under your sink? Like?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You can't say that word, but let's let's start the
contact solution, Henry. Whose contact solution is that?
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Yes, my mom is probably What are you even doing?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Does does your mom stay with you?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Okay, okay, Who's who's crusty uncrustable underwear?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Stop saying that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
That's probably by my mom's too.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
I don't your mom the woman to give you life.
You're blaming cheating on your mom.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Your mom, your mom puts the sweet cheeks and the thong.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Stop Why are you worried about my mom like this
and the one.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
That brought your mom into this? Because you're lying, you're
definitely lying.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'm not worried about your mom. I'm not worried about
your mom. I'm worried about who stuff that is and
it's not your your mom's song?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Really, well, let me ask Rachel one bedroom apartment, I'm
assuming yeah, okay, so Henry, your mom slept in your
bed with her thong.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Now you're making a song.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It's worth all time.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
So why are you sending the flowers to Kelsey though?
That's still it could be your mom's song.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Whatever. Why are you sending them to Kelsey and not
your girlfriend Rachel?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Because I do enough for Rachel.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, that's okay. I think we
got not fear or Ross.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Is creticed and possibly edited.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
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Speaker 1 (11:05):
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Speaker 2 (11:17):
I'm morning.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
You heard War of the Roses. What do you want
to say? Girl?
Speaker 5 (11:20):
I'm running wait for work, but you know what, it
was totally worth it.
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