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Speaker 1 (00:02):
More of the rosies on internshown in your morning show.
You think the person you're with could be the one
that make you happy interview the warm Fuzzies. But then
some things start happening. They pop up for you that
doesn't quite make sense. We try to figure out exactly
what's going on. Alex, good morning, Good morning, And man,
I got your email. Let's get into this. You and
(00:24):
Melissa have been dating for how long? About a year
and a half? All right, you guys first met in
the wild. What happened?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, we met at a mutual friends party and started
talking there and then followed up with her a couple
of weeks later, and we've been dating ever since.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And what about Melissa made her stand out at her
at the party? Was she beautiful?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
She has a good personality and we just kind of
clicked immediately.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I thought, sure. And so you guys have had talks
before about, you know, taken the next stab one day.
I mean, like, you guys are planning in the future together.
Is that safe to say? Okay? And so what happened
this weekend? That sky you're thinking something else must have
gone on.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
So I went out of town for the weekend to
visit my family, and uh, sometimes when I'm gone once
it will help me, you know, bring in packages and stuff.
And I had some meal prep and she brought it in,
which was adwice of her, I thought. And then when
I got back to my place, I took a shower
(01:38):
and I looked over on the shower ledge and I
saw some used Zina zins you know what I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
About, like the nicotine pouches in the shower. Yeah, like
used zin packets in the shower.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
And I don't use zins. She doesn't use zins.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
That're normal thing. No, do you live by yourself? As
a probably dumb question, she's bringing stuff in for you, right, yeah,
I do. Okay, So your thought is you were out
of town for how long? So you were on town,
(02:15):
meal prep came. There is nothing worse than that happens,
because it's like it'll go bad. That happens to you, lodge.
It certainly does. It certainly does. And so you come back.
Was she there when you got back or no? Okay,
So you go about your day, go take a shower,
get in the shower. You notice there's like these little
they can be home like pillows, like these little like
(02:35):
nicotine pouches in the shower, which means that like somebody
used them, took them out, and how many were there?
Would you say, we're there too, which means that if
I was a betting man, somebody was there multiple days
because he wouldn't just pop it put it back in.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I've never done it, but I can't imagine a bunch
in the shower.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
No, so let's do. Let's do this, Alex, because to
me it seems like that's kind of like a smoking
gun and step calling and doing the roses on her.
We'll call from our country morning show alter ego the
Morning Bull Ride. We'll put her in the secret stallation chamber,
see the last person that she saw without clothes on.
It'll try to get some answers that way. Okay, okay,
thank you. He wore the roses in less than three
(03:20):
minutes an intern John your Morning show. We did wore
the roses on Internshohn in your morning show. Alex, let
me recap this quick you Melissa met in the wild
at a mutual friend's birthday party. Thought she was cute,
exchange of for mation, got her number, started dating not
too long after that. The reason we're doing War of
the roses is though you are not from here. This
(03:41):
past weekend, you went home and see some family. While
you're out, he has some packages delivered, including meal prep stuff,
which goes bad. Obviously it's the weather's not great. So
you had your girlfriend Alex go to your place put
some packages away. You thought all was good. You come
home from the trip, go take a shower. You realize
somebody has left nicotine pouches in your shower. And if
(04:04):
you don't know if those look like they're like, I'm
like little almost like little piece of gum almost basically,
but you take them out once they're done, which means
that somebody was in your shower, probably multiple days and
leaving those packets there, which is relatively gross. That's kind
of where we're at. Is that fair? Yep? Okay, So
(04:25):
let's see this in Stev calling and trying to get
her some flowers. We'll call from our country morning show
alter ego The Morning Bull Ride, and we'll play last
person to see her naked and see who she says,
and we'll get some answers that way. Okay, okay, well
one secondment, and by the way, it's all gonna work
out regardless of how this.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Goes, it'll be better for you in the long run
for your get Hi.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Calling from Melissa, please, Melissa, It's tumble Leef the Morning
Bull right. I put you in a holder quick talk
to the show on the air, tease to make you
see tomba weed off his knees, giving you something again
(05:21):
out of the weeds. Oh my goodness. To my left
is I'm Shelby Wyn. I'm getting you in. You get
everyone anywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
My gate is always open.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That thing is not members only. That's anybody come in
and come out. Do you want to open my barn
door by all means? The double wide to her rid
is Clara now on the fucke very special guests all
the way from the other side of the telephone, Melissa,
is that you, Yes, Melsa, Welcome to the Morning Bull Ride.
(05:50):
I got some very exciting for you. Melissa. You are
a very special person to us. We got somebody in
our secrets lady Chamber. Now, Melissa. The reason they're in
our secrets lay Chamber is they told us you are
the last person to see them naked. Now, if you
can identify the person or seacrets lakes Chamber, you and them.
(06:10):
But both when all expense made cruises Jamaica, which, by
the way, this loveliest time me and Melissa. Now, Melissa,
imagine the nice queen's son on your skin. Give me
that Viamin d girl as you soak with the rays?
How good does that sound? It does?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
It?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Does that Viamin DLL over you? Girl? Now? Melissa, do
you have an idea of who might be in the
seacrass laves chamber? Now, don't say their name yet, praty lady.
We'll do the countdown, but I just want to build
this up. Do you have an idea of who it
could be?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I do?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah? Okay, how certain is you.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Like?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
I'm ninety?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay? How long ago do you see this person's ham
and eggs?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Not too long ago?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Lost me? Okay, On the count of three, you're gonna
say the name Melessa. Okay, here we go, one two, Melissa,
Drew Drew? Is that you?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's not are you Melissa?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You had sex with your ex boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Wait? I can't say most of those words, but Alex
is that you know who Drew is? It's your ex
boyfriend who can't read. Okay, Melissa, my name's intern, John,
I got sauce Rose here. That is your boyfriend Alex.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, who I think Ken read if you reached out
to us.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That is true. So you why would you need to
see your ex boyfriend naked? Ill love?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Well, but no, I saw Drew because it came over
to fix your shower while you were gone, because it
was broken. You're almost like the handiest person I know.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Handy or handsy.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
It sounds like you know they have fixing stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Okay, but but how did you see him naked? Though?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Because he took his clothes off. I didn't want him to,
but he did.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh no, you see you naked? Yeah, that's a good
point too. That okay, So Melissa, I've had plumbers come
over and in my memory, none of them have gotten
naked to test the shower. They just turn it on
and stand the outside and go, yep, it works.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
It's because Drew. Drew still has a thing for me,
That's why he tried.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So you then, you know your ex boyfriend has a
thing for you, You decide all invite them over to
my current boyfriend's place while he's away, knowing that my
ex knows where he's going. And you you're surprised.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Like I said, he's the He's the one person I
know who can easily fix though, So I just.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Say task grabbing it and most apartments have maintenance.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
But let's ask the more important question, kids, how did
you know what shower was broken? To begin with that too?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Well, because I was I was going to use it.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You were going, so you predicted it was broke, So
you you were sent to your boyfriend's house to bring
in a package. And then a while here, I might
as well shower bring another path absolutely and then and
then that's how you found out. And then you invite
up your ex boyfriend, who then got naked in front
of you while he was doing Zin's in the shower.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, there's a lot of weird things that are not connecting.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I don't know what you're lying.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, yeah, I cheated so much.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Happy months from now when you're not going with this
and sends in the shower with a guy that can't
read in the back of her mind.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Gross.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
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Speaker 1 (10:11):
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