2026 Mid-Term Elections

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday.
You have done it. Congratulations from me to you. You
have done it. The week is over, you survived. It's
now weekend time and we can talk about the stories

(00:24):
of the day. Of course, the pipe bomber lies or
that's gonna be really the focus of the opening of
the show. It's of course, ask doctor Jesse Friday. We're
gonna discuss why they lie about the race of crime,
of people who commit crimes. We're gonna discuss Pam Bondi,
Cinnamon Rolls joining the military, members of Congress, why don't

(00:47):
they have shame? All that, so much more coming up
tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Let's tackle
what is probably one of the bigger stories of the day.
Yesterday it was all the rage everyone knew, the FBI
big press conference they had arrested the January sixth pipe bomber.

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Now we're getting more and more information out. Remember remember
when we had that little talk last night. We've had
it before about how your cell phone, your smartphone is
a tracking device that actually makes phone calls. That everywhere

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you've been has been tracked. There is a database, database However,
you say that that knows where you were, how long
you were there, how fast you were moving, walking, driving,
Not just that it knows right now, it knows where
you've been. Your smartphone leaves a trail of you, a

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trail of you. We now know from more information that's
come out about the January sixth pipe bomber, that he
had his smartphone in his pocket and he had that
exact same trail. In fact, the FBI had the information
of his walking path. Remember they had the videotape of

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his walking path. They knew where he was, they knew
when he was there, and they knew exactly this guy's
cell phone. So Joe Biden, Christopher Ray's FBI had all
this information. Remember we found out yesterday, Dan Bongino, the FBI,
they came out and said, we didn't get any new information.

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There's no new whistleblower, there's no new witness of some kind.
We grabbed the information we already had, and we just
simply found the guy, which of course begs the question
why couldn't the last FBI find the guy, the guy

(03:01):
who was leading the FBI investigation under Joe Biden into
the pipe bomber. This is a little flashback. He went
on CNN.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
He said this, and prior COVID tized in any neighborhood.
I think in the country, if you saw an individual hooded, masked, glasses,
gloves on, it would be a red flag for any
individual walking around that day. In this case, it wasn't.
Because of the environment that we're living in during COVID times. Well,
one of the things we wonder is why the bombs
didn't go off. The bombs could have gone off, they

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just did not go off in this area where the
bombs were placed. If they did go off, they could
have caused some serious harm or death.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
He was wearing a mask. There's nothing we can do.
He was in a mask, he even had a hood.
But you had all of his cell phone data? Right,
So who is the guy? What do we know? By now?
We know he's a black guy. What are you hearing
on the media?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Brian, a thirty year old white man from the DC suburbs,
is charts with transporting an explosive device in interstate commerce
and with malicious destruction by means of explosion.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
A thirty year old whate man. Now remember remember I've
seen his picture. By now you've seen his picture. He's
black as the Ace of Spades, a black man an
he won with two eyes? Can see it? Your liberal
AMT Peggy turns into CNN. She hears this.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Ryan cole Junior, a thirty year old white man from
the DC suburbs, is charts with transporting.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay, what else, sir? What else is your liberal AMT
Peggy hearing on the news that was CNN. Here's MSNBC.
I keep forgetting to call it ms now they changed
the name. It's really dumb, but here's MSNBC.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
He also learned that he indicated that he was a
supporter generally of Donald Trump, and also that he has
he's been involved in basically supportive kind of social media
interest in anarchist groups and anarchist philosophies.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh yes, the anarchist antifa groups in Donald Trump. There's
a lot of crossover there. This is not about the
pipe bomber. This is about what happened in what they're
doing now. The Joe Biden Christopher Forray FBI had every
bit of information they needed to drive to this guy's

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house and arrest him. For four years. The reason they
didn't go to his house and arrest him for four
years was because arresting a black maybe blm maybe ANTIFA,
I don't know all of his beliefs, but arresting a
black man who was anti MAGA would make their whole

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narrative come apart. They were building a narrative design to
allow the FBI to arrest their political opponents, which they've
always wanted to do. So they found the pipe bomber,
they knew who he knew, who they knew who he was,
and they chose not to go arrest him because it
would have violated the narrative. We got all that, We

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covered that yesterday. But why are they doing this stuff today?
And by the way, I played you two bits of audio.
It's on every major communist publication, every social media account,
major media, CNN, MS now, every newspaper. They're all lying
about who he is. He was MAGA. He was definitely
a MAGA.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Guy, a thirty year old white man from the DP.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Why lie like that? A white man MAGA, a Trump supporter.
Why would you lie like that when the information is
obviously going to come out and the guy's family was
a bail bond's family supposedly they bail out illegal This
is the furthest thing from a right winger. Why lie,

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even big lies about the color of his skin? How
could you do that? Don't you know your lies will
be exposed? Well, that doesn't matter to the communist. The
communist doesn't worry about being exposed as a liar. He's

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trying to be a liar. He has to lie about
everything at all times. Why does he have to lie?
Why is he so unconcerned with being exposed as a liar.
He's unconcerned because what matters to him is right now,

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your liberal And Peggy is reading the New York Times
and the Washington Post, and she's flipping back and forth
between CNN and MSNBC, and right now the truth, which
is actually a lie, is being etched in stone in
her mind, and you will never be able to change
her mind. She's going to walk in to your company

(08:09):
Christmas party next week and she's going to tell everybody
there after she has too much wine about how the
bomber was a maga Trump supporter, And you're gonna be
staring at her and saying, what that was debunked like
five minutes afterwards, what are you talking about? But for her,

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she lives in a world of make believe. The truth
has now been etched in stone in her mind, and
she will carry that lie forward long after Jake chat
Tapper has been proven to be a liar, long after
this publication or that publication has had what they published debunked.
Then it's too late. By then, the horse is out

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of the barn. The lie is spreading like wildfire. And
even though the original source of the lie has been
debunked and looks bad and all those other things, by
then it doesn't matter. By now, by out what time
is it? It's uh nine five eastern nine ten eastern time. No, no,

(09:11):
not nine one of my time, about six oh five eastern,
six oh five eastern time. Sorry, we don't have Eastern
time clocks around here. We don't have any clocks in here.
By now, the lie's already gone. You can't get it back.
The toothpaste is out of the tube, the genies out
of the lamp. You can use whatever analogy for it
you want. By now, it's out there and it can't

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possibly be reeled back in. So when these news outlets,
if any of them choose to do so, when they
put something out there Saturday night at midnight saying Hey,
by the way, our reporting on this, uh, we want
to make sure we correct the record on this. This
guy uh who wasn't a Trump supporter, liberal aunt Peggy

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won't see it, whisper it at midnight, and then when
challenged they'll say will issued a attraction and by then
the lies out there.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday,
all right. Before I get to the ask, doctor Jesse questions,
I'm sorry, I have to just address something that I
can't I can't play for you on the radio because
it's not an audio thing.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
It's a visual thing. But it happened earlier today and
it's it's just so freaking hilarious. I've been laughing about
it all day. Me, Chris Corey, we were just laughing
about it. During the break, Chris okay, good. Chris said
he's gonna post the video I'm about to describe on
the show's Twitter account at Jesse Kelly Show. So Minneapolis

(10:45):
Mayor Jacob Fray he gets elected. He gets elected in
part because he panders so hard to the Somali community
of Minneapolis. The Somali community who shows up to vote
by it or in mass by voting block. They're the

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reason he gets to keep being mayor of Minneapolis. And
I have long told you before that probably my favorite
thing in politics, I know it's because I'm a terrible person,
is Democrats pandering to black people. It is always funny,
it's always insulting. It's Joe Biden telling them that he's good,
that Romney's gonna put him in chains. Remember that Joe

(11:29):
Biden's story about corn pop You know what, Chris, actually
pull that up. Please first, we're gonna do that, we
have to. We're gonna do a little rewind on this.
Remember that Joe Biden when he's telling this story, he's
running for president, He's in a black neighborhood, and Joe
Biden really there's no lie he wouldn't tell. And he

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stands up, he's surrounded by black people in a black
neighborhood and tells this story that is clearly made up.
In the most entertaining part of this is for Joe
Biden standing in a group of black people, he thinks
talking about Jerry Curls in a razor blade fight is

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the way that they'll they'll you know, glob on to you.
Go ahead, go ahead, take it away.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
Joe corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran
a bunch of bad boys and I did. And back
in those days and shot things have changed. One of
the things I had to use. If you use pomade
and your hair, you had to wear a bathy cap.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
And so he was up on the board, wouldn't listen
to me.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
I said, hey, Esther, you off the board. I'll come
up and drag you off. Well, he came off and
he said, I'll meet you outside my car. This my car.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
There was a gate out here.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
I parked my car outside the gate and he said,
I'll be waiting for you. He was right to murder three.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Guys and straight razors not a joke.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
And I walked up to my car and they had
step those days, you used to remember the straight race.
You just bang them on the curb getting rusty. He
put him in a rain barrew get him rusty. And
I looked at him.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
But I was smart.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
Then I said, first of all, I said, when I
tell you get off the board, you get off the board.
I'll kick you out again. But I shouldn't have called
you Esther Williams.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I apologize for that.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
I apologize, but I know that apology is gonna work.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
He said, you apologize to me.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
I said, I apologize when I'm not for throwing you out,
but I apologize to what I said. He said, Okay,
close the straight razor, and my heart began to beat again.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Joe Biden, there is nothing in politics more entertaining than
Democrats pandering to black people. Honestly, the latest clip from
Gavin Newsom may top them all. He sits down with
a couple NBA players and here's this wealthy white guy
from California and he drops hustling wonderbread, mac and cheese basketball. Hey, Gavin,

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take it away.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
So you know it was also about paying the bills, man,
And it was just like hustling. And so I was
out there kind of raising myself, turning on the TV started,
you know, just getting obsessed, you know, sitting there with
the you know, the wonderbread and stacks of you know,
like the white come on every day every day in

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the backyard, just bouncing the basketball, throwing the ball against
the wall until the ball is just like fraying, man,
and you're that's it, whole thing, just.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Shooting hoops, bro hustling with the wonderbread. When you lack shame.
That's part of what makes it so entertaining. Would you
lack any shame about lying whatsoever? You can do these things? Well,
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Fray has been out there trying to
do the people are the Best type thing because they

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get him elected. So there's a video online. You can
go look at it. I can't play the audios. There's
nothing great audio wise. He's sitting down with some Somalis
in a Somali restaurant and he's eating some slop that
just looks wretched, and he's trying to pretend as if

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he's enjoying it, and he very clearly is trying to
keep from throwing it right back up on the table.
He's so miserable, but he has to do this humiliation
ritual of oh why is this your famous goat recipe?
He has to do this humiliation ritual thing, and it

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makes me laugh because I despise these people so much,
knowing that they have to go through pain and humiliation,
it's something that brings me joy. I know that's terrible.
I know I'm a bad person, but I would recommend
you go look at the video. Like I said, it's
on the shows Twitter page or ex page at Jesse
Kelly Show. It's all over social media. You'll see it.
One of the funniest freaking things I've ever seen in

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my entire life. All right, let's move on. We have
to talk about dessert and Pambondy and crime statistics. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday.
I remember, it's an ass doctor Jesse Friday, and we
are live here. You can email us Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Let's dig into some more of these

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because I know you're anxious. The name of a just
merciful gun, Jesse. When I listen to the tone of
Pambondi's children's story time press conferences and then I read
about communists assassination attempts on political candidates, Pam Bondi's disconnect
from reality is astounding. Even more bewildering. Why do people

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above her keeper in office and jeopardize their own lives? Okay,
so let's talk about the disconnect from reality first, because
we all, every one of us, have to be aware
of this. This is something that happens in politics, has
always happened in politics. Politicians want power. They want to
get elected, they want to stay elected, right, you know that,

(17:13):
and I know that you're not a child. Politicians therefore
have to figure out what we want to hear from them. Now,
let's pause. Let's say you're a politician. You know what.
Let's make this Donald Trump. We'll make it about Donald
Trump because everyone knows him. Let's say Donald Trump doesn't

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actually believe in closing the border. Let's say that's not
something he believes, but he campaigns on closing the border,
tells me he's going to close the border. I vote
for him because I believe he's going to close the border,
and then he eventually closes the border, because that's what
I want. Now, I don't care about his heart on
the matter. If he does what I want, If he

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has the guts to campaign on something, make a promise,
and then follow through on it and does what I want,
that's good enough for me. He's not my dad, he's
not babysitting my kids. He's not my pastor. I don't
work with him, I don't know him, I've never met him.
I don't give a crap what's in his heart. He's
a rental car a politician. If he's going to do
what I want done. Great, do it sounds good, But

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we also have to constantly beware of how many people
in politics know what we want to hear, say what
we want to hear, yet they don't really have any
intention of doing it. I've told you before. Look it's
going on in Texas right now. You won't know this

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unless you're listening in Texas. You won't know this. But
it's exactly what I told you was going to happen.
United States Senator John Cornyn is a Republican from the
state of Texas. He's a worthless rhino swamp creature loser
who screwed us over and worked with Democrats to pass
gun control. His poll numbers are in the toilet. It

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looks like he's probably going to lose a primary to
Ken Paxton next year. So having done virtually nothing that
we want for the duration of his time in the Senate,
what's all over the television set right now when you
turn on TV, if you watch US some college football
or something whatever you're tuning into. I promise you you

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watch TV for twenty thirty minutes, you're going to get
this on the television.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
In President Trump's first term, he made America great.

Speaker 8 (19:31):
And Texas Senator John Cornyan had his back.

Speaker 7 (19:34):
And we're especially grateful to your wonderful Senators John Cornyn
and Ted Cruz.

Speaker 8 (19:43):
This is John Cornyn. It's an honor to represent Texas
in the US Senate. And President Trump's first term, I
was Republican whip delivering the votes for his biggest whins.
Now I'm running for reelection and asking for your support.
So President Trump and I can pick up where we
left off.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Cornin hats. Trump has said so publicly, but it's an
election year. He's trying to tell the voters of Texas
what they want to hear. Don't worry, it's not working.
The poll numbers have not showed it. But it's what
they do now. That is a good example of what
we have to be wary of. Somebody who raises a

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bunch of money in an election year tells us what
we want to hear without any intention of actually following
through on that something. Let's go to Pambondy, older Republicans, older,
more establishment, whatever you want to call them, swamp rhino
or whatever. Older Republicans, the savvy ones are aware of

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something right now. They are aware that the old low
t GOP way of doing things is being rejected by
the GOP voter. Some of these rhino swamp rat losers
do not want to have to deal with a new
Republican base that demands results. We demand anti communism, we

(21:08):
want you to fight, but they don't want to deal
with it, and so they're retiring. That's why you've seen
so many of these never Trump rhino dork types retiring.
I'm gonna leave, I'm gonna leave. But not all of
them are retiring. Some of them are young enough, ambitious
enough they want to stay in the game, so they
don't necessarily want to change the way they've always done things.

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They just know they kind of have to change. How
they talk about things. Sounds super tough on this and
super tough on that, We're gonna come after you, We're
gonna take you down. You're going down to Chinatown, buddy,
But they don't actually believe that. People from Florida will
tell you, and my friends and people I know who

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are deeply involved in Florida Florida politics told me when
I was screaming about Pambondi on the rate about how
it was a mistake I got all kinds of texts
and calls from friends who told me, yeah, you're dead right.
She's just a complete establishment Republican normy type, talking tough.
Of course you're gonna get. You're gonna get a whole

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lot of this. Now who you are, and we will
come after you. Domestic terrorist, foreign terrorist.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
You better look out because we're coming after you.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
And if you've committed fraud, we're coming after you. You
better watch out because we're coming after you.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Can.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Let me be very clear, if you don't comply with
federal law, you're going to be next. Let this be
a warning. You can run, but you cannot hide.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Justice is coming.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Knows how to talk. That's not what she actually wants
to do. What does she want to do? Well, she
was the Attorney General of Florida. That's a very big
deal to be an attorney general of a state. How
many times do you think Pam Bondy has thought to herself,
probably discussed with family and close friends, how cool it

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would be to be Attorney General of the United States
of America. Imagine having that on the old resume. That's
the kind of thing that gets put on your tombstone
when you die. I was the top law enforcement officer
in the United States of America. That's a very understandable ambition.

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If you're an attorney general of any state, you've thought
about it. Maybe you'll never get it, but you've thought
about it. Oh wow, that would be cool. I told
you before when I was running for Congress, people were ambitious.
When I was running for Congress, I wanted to go
to the House of Representatives and save the country, of course,
but more than once I thought to myself, I could
be president one day. That we all know that's not

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going to happen. But it crossed my mind. Does Pam
Bondy truly want to drain the swamp, arrest FBI agents,
clean communist rot out of the federal government, saved the country?
Is that really what is in her heart? Is that
really her intention? I don't know. I can't see inside

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of her heart. But doesn't look like it to me.
Doesn't look like it to me at all. Didn't look
like it to me before. Frankly, what made me so
suspicious was how easily she sailed through the nomination process.
They threw a fit when Matt Gates was there. The

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second Pam body shows up. Oh, absolutely she's the best.
Come on in PAM, You're welcome. So the biggest scumbags
in DC were thrilled to have her as Attorney general.
Made a man suspicious. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Fantastic Friday. Everyone don't need Jewish producer Chris

(24:53):
making fun of me. During the break, he mouthed something
into the microphone and forgot to press the butt and
I doubted him. I said, press the button. I can't hear,
and he said, just read my lips. You're twelve feet away.
It's blurry. Okay, it's blurry. I don't like to wear glasses.

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I feel nerdy when I wear the glasses, and then
plus they end up hurt. What Chris Superman wore glasses.
I don't know if you know, Boddy. They were fake. Okay,
they were fake. Those weren't real glasses. He bought those
down at Walgreens or something like that. They're completely fake glasses.
I don't want to wear the glasses. I can see

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everything from up close, but if it's watched, if it's driving,
if it's watching TV, if it's whatever, I have to
wear glasses, but I don't like to be seen in them.
Necessarily because I feel like a huge nerd. When I
go to sporting events, I have to wear glasses. When
I go to movies, I have to wear glasses or

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it's blurry. It sucks. I don't know how to fix it.
I don't think it can be fixed. I don't want you,
said conn. I know you keep telling me contacts. I
understand their contact lenses, but my eyes sometimes get itchy anyway,
and I don't want to put things and I don't
want to put the I am scared, Okay, I am?
Is that what you want to hear? I'm afraid. I

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don't want to put things in my eyes. Back to
Pam BONDI, why wasn't Donald Trump? Why hasn't he fired
her yet? Because I hear this a lot. Why doesn't
he just fire? Why doesn't he just fire her? Okay,
I'm not saying he shouldn't. I'm not saying he should.
But let's remember this. Remember Donald Trump is one year

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in to a four year term. Right, Pam Bondy has
lord willing spent a year starting some cases? She started
some right? If you dump her, Let's say let's say
tonight Trump makes a phone call your fire he dumps

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her did those cases stall? Well, you got to get
someone else in there. Okay, I agree, But contrary to
the ad I just did before, he actually can't go
to ZIP recruiter and hire somebody within the first day.
He can't. He has to find someone, he has to

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nominate them. That someone then has to go through the
Senate confirmation process. Now, let's rewind. Do you remember what
we were screaming and ranting and raving about on the
show when Trump just got elected and he kept putting
up his nominees when it came to the Attorney general spot.
Remember that AG and FBI director. Those were the two

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positions Democrats kept delaying and delaying and delaying in delaying them,
of course, I'm sure, so they can destroy evidence and
hide all their various government crimes. Right now, Democrats are
under investigation. You've got Komi, You've got Bolton, You've got
Letitia James, you have these communists who are under investigation.

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Doj investigation. Now, how long do you think Democrats will
delay even having a hearing on the new one? Well,
let me clue you in as long as they possibly can.
They will drag that process out as long as it

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can go. Now, who has the power to stop something
like that? John Thune Low T. Eunich. John thun is
the Senate majority leader, and he has already proven that
he is not going to browbeat Democrats into stopping their
evil ways. He's just not his establishment. He's going to
go along to get along, and that's the way it's

(28:50):
going to be. This is not me saying Trump shouldn't
fire or Pambondi. That's not what I'm saying. But what
I am saying just trying to get this home. Don't
think that this is some kind of twenty four hour process. Hey, Pam,
you're fired. You step right in. It's all right, We're
good to go. It is a long drawn out thing.
And back to how I opened it. Trump has three

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years left. What if this is a six month process
before you get a new one, You've now wasted an
eighth of your term. Essentially, what Trump has to do,
because there are rumors that he's displeased with Pam Bondi,
I'm sure he is. What he has to do is
he has to figure out what many of us have

(29:34):
had to figure out at various points in our lives.
Maybe with a girlfriend, a boyfriend, maybe with a job
fish or cut bait. How long do you hold out
hoping it gets better before you snip the line and
try for something different. How long? And there's not necessarily

(29:58):
a right answer to that question all the time. What
Chris Chris said sunk cost fallacy. It sucks, but we
have to move on. I'm not saying you're wrong, buddy.
I'm not saying you're wrong. All I was trying to
drive home is it's not that simple, right. We make things,
we all do. I do it. We make things more

(30:20):
simple in our minds than they actually are in reality,
especially when it comes to Washington, DC. I get so frustrated,
just like you do, at how slow change happens, at
how slow it is to get this person indicted, or
get this program cut, or get this done or that done.
It's so maddeningly slow there. But it's slow by design.

(30:47):
These people spend years and years and years writing laws
and rules that make it hard for you to force change.
They don't want to change. United States government is a
gigantic criminal organization. It is designed from top to bottom
to steal your money and keep these people in power

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and keep these people in wealth. And criminal organizations all
of them, from the mafia, the cartels, the Russian mob.
All criminal organizations design themselves so it is difficult to
stop them from doing it. Why do mob bosses no
longer talk on the phone, They take walks outside and

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cover their mouths when they converse with other mobsters giving
out orders. Why do they do that? They have put
into place systems that make it difficult to stop them
from committing crimes. Why do mob bosses ban their members
from talking to each other on the phone, texting about
things because they've put into place rules and laws that

(31:56):
make it harder to stop them. The United States, its
government operates the exact same way. We want change, We
want it now. You are not an idiot. You know
exactly what needs to be done. You know that guy
has to get fired and that guy should go to jail,
and this has to stop, and we'll cut this program
and we'll stop this. It's so simple for you, right,
it's simple for me. It's not difficult. But it is

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a system designed to be difficult, to be slow, and
it sucks. Then we get frustrated. Look sign, you can
text about it. What, Chris, we have to talk about
crime statistics in the lies behind them. We have to
talk aboutting the nutting the dessert. Joining the military next