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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Jesse Kelly show, Let's have some fun on a Tuesday,
And I am unreasonably excited for tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
This show is on probably my top five, maybe my
top ten shows all time of ones I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So here's what you're in store for. And look, I'm
morning you right now. This is not a lukewarm show.
You are going to love the show tonight, or you
are going to turn off the radio so fast and
go listen to crappy jazz music that it'll make your
head spin. Here's what's on tap. Yes, I'm going to
talk about this FBI Arctic frost story that's probably gonna
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dominate a bit of the first hour. About forty five
minutes from now is Oh, it's the Championship the Crappiest
Country in the World tournament to an end tonight, Haiti
Juggernaut takes on Somalia Juggernaut. The unstoppable force meets the
immovable Object who will be crowned at champion. You're going
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to have to wait and see forty five minutes now. Oh,
and I should note that we're going to have a
very very brief special guest for the Crappiest Country in
the World tournament. I think that you will enjoy it.
And then after we're done ramting and raving about the
DOJ and the FBI and everything else that's going on,
after we're done with the crappiest country in the world tournament,
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I'm kind of done with politics tonight. I'm not gonna
say I won't return, because I probably will. But starting
in hour two, we are going back back back back
to the fifteen hundreds, and we are going to talk
about one of the biggest, most tense, brutal sieges in
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the ancient world, the Siege of Malta. We're gonna do
some history tonight. How much of it I'll get to,
I don't know. There's so much. There's so much background
that's fascinating. But you me, we're gonna walk through history together. Yes,
I will in the third hour at some point get
to some emails and other stuff, but all that's coming later.
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For now, let's talk about the big story of the
day before we get to the specifics of operation. Art
Frost of United States senators being tracked by the FBI
phone calls things like that, I want to remind you
of something that the worst atrocities in human history are
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pretty much universally committed by government police forces or the military,
and it's general it's generally the secret police forces of
whatever government is in charge. Those are the ones usually
responsible for mass graves. And look, you can pick your
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monster if you want to go old, and we could
go old. You could go to the ancient world and
look at the Assyrians and things like that. Usually the
secret police I've in the Terrible. You've heard of Ivan
the Terrible. In fact, we've done a history thing on
i Ivan the Terrible before that was a long time ago.
And whether or not he was truly terrible, it's up
to you. Maybe you can argue his opponents deserved it.
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I would probably push back on that. He was a
big torture guy, not a big torture guy. But I've
in the Terrible He's responsible for things like taking a
bunch of people in a two story home, locking them
up in the second story, filling up the downstairs with
black powder, lighting the few use, and then riding away
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so he can wait for the explosion to watch the
body parts rain down. But here's the thing, it wasn't
really I've In the Terrible doing all that. It was
his secret state police. I believe, if memory serves, they
were known as the oprich Nikki. Who are the other
biggest monsters you'd like to discuss? Adolf Hitler? That's a
big one. Everyone knows about Adolf Hitler only executed. I mean,
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god knows how many The numbers eight million, they say,
But when you're incinerating people, no one will ever know
the final counts. How many people? Though? How many people
did Adolf Hitler kill once he became the head of Germany?
Did you know that, you hunt? Do you know? Let
me spoil it for you. I have yet to read
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a single historical record that shows Adolf Hitler killed anyone
after he came to power. Did you know that his
secret police? Sure did, though, Stalin? Boy, that dastardly Stalin.
And don't get me wrong, Stalin was a murderer, no
question about it. Killed plenty of people in his rise
to power. You know, there's not a single record of
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Stalin pulling the trigger after he became the head of
the Soviet Union. How in the world did he kill
all those people his secret police? I'll stop there. To
have a secret police agency working on behalf of an
evil dictator is the most dangerous situation in the world. Historically,
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nothing has caused more mass death. Now let's talk about
the f b I. Now, in case you've been living
under a rock, here's a little taste of what they did.
Senator Ron Johnson's one of like five senators who are
worth anything. So I'll let him say his piece. Here's
here's what he said.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
But this is outrageous. What has happened. I just want
to give you a timeline this.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I think you've already got the the FDI sheet that
shows the number of members of Congress that were targeted,
Representative Kelly Sanator's Graham Haggerty, Holly Sullivan, Tuberville, myself, Santa Lumis,
and Blackburn.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Now, this memo was dated September of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
To put it all into context, the mar Lago raid
occurred in August of twenty twenty two. Jack Smith announced
the indictments against President Trump in August of twenty twenty three,
so this is almost two months later. They're casting this net,
this fishing accident expedition against members of the Senate. In
the House, I've been investigating this with Santa Grassley. This
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doesn't surprise me, but It should shock every American of
what the Biden administration has done. And by the way,
this is the first time I was targeted by the FBI.
Under the Obama administration, the same thing happened to both
Sanda Grassley and I as part of the Foreign Foreign
Influence Task Force. We were giving a com a briefing
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to try and convince us that the Hunter Biden laptop
was no big deal, basically trying to throw us off
the track. So this is major corruption just being revealed
inside the Obama and Biden department.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Justin's the FBI.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
This is not a small thing. And before we go on,
I want to just say that I do not consider
the FBI going after Republican senators. I do not consider
it any worse of a crime than the FBI hunting
down peaceful January six ers. I don't consider it a
worse crime than the FBI going after school board moms
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or pro lifers who are praying at abortion clinics. I
don't consider it a more severe crime. But what it
most definitely is is a bolder one. Do you realize
what kind of a step it is when you are
a government employee who works directly underneath Remember, the United
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States Senate has oversight over the FBI. They are your
boss in the Federal Bureau of Investigation. So polluted and
infiltrated with disgusting communists started tracking United States Senator's phone
calls after they rated mar A Lago. It's the boldness
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that I hope. I hope it takes you back at
least a little. The boldness I almost in a sick way,
I almost admire it. The communist uses power, as you know,
any power he has, large or small, FBI or the library,
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the Communists will use it on behalf of the revolution.
He knows no other way. It is the only way
he has ever operated in every country where he has
ever taken power. Every ounce of power, whether you're a
parent or a president, every ounce of power you have
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is used for the revolution. Now, when a parent does it,
it's just the poor child that ends up completely destroyed mentally,
often physically. When the Federal Bureau of Investigation does it,
it can end the United States of America. What is
happening now, not what happened. Keep in mind what is
happening now inside the walls of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
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It does if it is not stopped immediately, it has
the potential to end the country that I would die
for and that you would probably die for. This is
the kind of thing that starts civil wars, the secret
state police agency declaring war against one party on behalf
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of the other party. It is difficult to come back
from where we are now if it doesn't get fixed.
So let's talk about fixing it and the potential for that.
And don't worry. Like I said, crappiest country in the world,
tournament's coming. History is coming. This though, this we have
to address.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Tuesday. Yes,
and there we have a huge show, and yes you
can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
But we don't have time to get to into any
of that right now.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
So we have to get rid of this pesky news
stuff so we can get onto the fun tonight. Federal
Bureau of Investigation has done evil thing after evil thing
after evil thing. And don't think for a single second
that all the evil people were gone. Cash is in charge.
Now we're all good. I'll be serious. These communists have
burrowed themselves so deep inside that organization, and as we speak,
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they are still working against you and against me. Now,
let me pause for a moment, because I know one
of the big stories today is that Pam Bondy, she
was called in front of the Senate and she was
dropping some bombs on these senates.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Now you want order it here now.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Don't care couldn't possibly care less that Pam Bondy insulted
some Democrat senators today, sounds good. Good job, yep, I
get it. You were called in front of the Senate,
you had to go. Sounds good. That is not going
to be something way prioritized on this show. And actually
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I'm not insulting in her this time. I'm simply being
clear on what the stakes are. The Federal Bureau of Investigation,
along with a lot of the rest of our government,
has to be taken down bad actors, arrested, tried, and
thrown in prison. So my fascination with Pam Bondy, with
Clever South sound bites on the news, or insulting any
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United States Senator in a kearring. So it sounds great
in an email, it couldn't. It's not possible for it
to be lower on my priority list. I don't care
at all. And I understand the thing you're supposed to
do now on your radio show, online on TV. It's
our prebody, got it. We don't care who's going to prison.
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People have to go to prison, not resignations, not furloughs,
not leave. In order to maintain a just society, the
worst punishments in that society have to be reserved for
corrupt government officials. And yes, I mean the worst punishments.
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A lot of people would say, oh, that has to
be murderers something like that. Let me be perfectly clear.
Corrupt government officials should have worse punishment than people who
commit murder, because a murderer will end a life, maybe
several lives. Yes, that's evil, it's terrible. Lock them up,
put them in the elector chair. Don't care a corrupt
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government official conendi nation. What happened, what is happening at
the Federal Bureau of Investigation is dire. And you know what,
I will play one little SoundBite because this isn't good enough.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Operation artic Frost was an unconstitutional, undemocratic abuse of power.
During Artic Frost, the FBI also placed ninety two linked
Republican individuals and Republican groups such as Charlie Kirk's turning
point on their list. This is the kind of conduct
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that shattered the American people's faith in our government. As
I said in my opening statement, Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
We're doing good so far. Now what's the plan.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
We are ending this weaponization. Our FBI is targeting violent criminals,
child predators, and other lawbreakers, not sitting senators who happen
to be from the wrong political party. Several of your
colleagues sitting at the Skuyas we're targeted, and others. We
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will continue to stop that throughout.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
We're ending it. That's what we're doing. They were doing
bad stuff and we're stopping it. That's what we're doing.
Let me ask you something. Set aside your value system.
You are a disgusting, demonic communist working in the FBI.
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You're in charge of field office. You have your special
agent badge. You work day and night to arrest Republicans
and protect Democrats on behalf of the communist revolution. Today
you hear the Attorney General of the United States of
America say we're ending it. Are you afraid? Do you
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think you're texting your buddies? Haul Man grab a lawyer.
I'm in trouble. Are you afraid?
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Have you learned your lesson? Who? I was thinking about
doing that again next chance I got, But then I
heard we're ending it. Does that make you afraid? Ending
it is not good enough? No, No, Ending it is
not even close to good enough. Ending it is a
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nice first step. Ending it is the beginning. People have
to go to prison. Communists only understand fear and pain.
They don't know anything else. Nothing else you do will
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stop them from doing again, nothing else. If you don't
make them afraid, if they don't have fear of doing
it again, they're gonna do it again. And in fact,
they're doing it right now. They change their titles, they
shuffle themselves around, they've burrowed themselves into the government, and
they work day and night to kneecap the Trump administration.
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We're ending it. What I don't need you to end it.
I need you to come down like the sword of
God and throw people in prison. That's what I need. Well,
you know what, it's not just her. We'll get to
a couple other Republicans before we do. The crappiest country
in the world, think.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday headline,
armed citizens stop far more active shooters than the FBI says.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
According to a new report Reveal, Oh, I wonder why
the FBI would say something different, because they've been completely
taken over by committed communists who want to disarm you
so they can hurt you whenever they want. That's why.
Now Ron Johnson did mention an interesting name when he
was talking about the people the FBI had targeted.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
This is outrageous. What has happened. I just want to
give you a timeline this.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I think you've already got the the FB a sheet
that shows the number of members of Congress that were targeted.
Representative Kelly Sanators, Graham, Haggerty, Holly's senators.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Hey Chris, what was that? Senator? Instead of started with
a started with a gram Graham? Oh anthy Graham. Really
that's so interesting because all this took place while christ
while Christopher Way Ray was director of the FBI. Christopher Ray,
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director of the FBI, starts tracking Lindsey Graham's phone calls.
Glad we don't have his text messages anyway. Starts tracking
Lindsey Graham's phone calls. That is funny because I remember, gosh,
it seems like it was only yesterday when the Federal
Bureau of Investigation was carrying out some of the most
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evil acts ever done in the history of the United
States government. Christopher Ray sat in front of Lindsey Graham
asking for more money for the FBI. And remember what
Lindsay said, Let's rewind.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
If the Committee decided to say, increase by one hundred
million dollars your budget, could you spend it wisely? I
can assure you that any money that this committee thinks good,
I promise it'll be good.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I believe he promises.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Do you What I want to mark people to know
is that the budget requests for the FBI is below inflation.
Do you agree with that? I'm sorry I couldn't hear
with the budget request for the FBI's below inflation?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
It sounds like it.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Yeah. After listening to you and everything you say is
legitimate concern. You have a lot to do. Do you
think the committee should look at increasing your budget?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
What we really need or more resources?
Speaker 8 (19:22):
More than We'll count me in for more resources to
help you deal with this thread as well as other threats.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
How many times have I told you there is a
relatively small cabal of United States senators gopeers, almost all
of them from red states or red districts in the House,
who are protecting communism right when they might be in trouble.
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While Christopher Ray's FBI was throwing January six ers in
cages for doing pretty much nothing, kicking in the doors
of pro lifers, rating my our logo, and hunting down
school board moms. Oh and tracking Republican senators phone calls,
including Lindsay Graham. Linsy, Graham was begging to give them
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more money. Don't think it was just Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Now pause for a second before we move on. Maybe
you're thinking, wow, that's understandable, because surely Lindsay Graham's from
a purple state. Nope, South Carolina is one of the
reddest states in the United States of America. But don't
think it's just on South Carolina. We got our own
problems here in Texas. Here was John Cornyn while the
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CHEKA was operating in our country.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Under the effective leadership of Director Ray, the agency has
remained committed to doing things independently and buy the book,
which I think is perhaps the most important characteristic.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Remember that scumbag John Cornyn has a primary next year
in Texas. Make sure you do the right thing for
the time in a very long time, Texas, and send
that gigantic goober home member ken Buck retired now Blood
Red District in Colorado. While the CHEKA was violating your
rights every chance they got. While the Cheka was walking
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into Facebook and telling them to censor a story about
Hunter Biden so Joe Biden could win an election. This
was ken Buck getting to third base with the FBI.
Speaker 9 (21:24):
I thank you for leading an agency, as you mentioned
in your opening statement, that protects Americans from foreign terrace.
That an agency that protects Americas from fries from China
and Russia and cyber crime and public corruption and organized
crime and drug cartels and human traffickers and white collar criminals.
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And I want to thank you and the FBI for
protecting law abiding Americans from the evil that exists all
around us. And frankly, I am not in favor of
defunding the FBI, nor am I in favor of splitting
up the FBI, Nor am I in favor of using
the home and rule for the FBI director.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah tough, Just a couple emails because the show is
about to go off the rails between crappy country tournaments
and history. This one is I feel bad for Pam BONDI.
You know, I'm not going to go into the meat
of the email, but let me clarify something. When I
am hard on people like Pam BONDI, we'll make it
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about her, but it's about more than that, people inside
the Trump administration. I am fully aware that the rot
is deep inside of our federal government. I am aware
that the Trump administration is trying to turn a massive ship,
not a tiny little speedboat, and that they have endless
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things they have to juggle. I know there's wars and
trade wars and border in fact, I understand that. And
plus there are all these ridiculous laws and rules about
cleaning out the government. I understand all that. And look
with Pam Bondy, as we've talked about before, they're having
a hard time. Did you know they're having a hard
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time finding people inside the government willing to prosecute James
Comy for his crime. That's how deep the communist wrought
inside of our federal government goes. You want to go
after Donald Trump, people will line up around the block
to do it. You want to try to take down
a communist Oh, we can't. I guess I'm busy that day.
I refuse to. I understand that they have mountains to climb,
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not even one mountains to climb, to clean out decade
after decade after decade of communist infiltration. I understand that, however,
it has to be done. Just because a job in
front of you is hard doesn't mean it doesn't have
to get done. I know the job ahead of Pam
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Bondy to take a part the communist funding network while
also cleaning out organizations like the FBI, while also infiltrating
and breaking up street communist groups like Antifa. While also
I understand, I know, and I know she may probably
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doesn't have the personnel at her disposal to do so
right now. I get it. But what I will not
participate in is another day of palm palm waving because
she had a sweet burn on a Democrat in front
of the Senate. I'm not impressed. Call me when government
people are going to prison. We have to have these demands.
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We have to.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's enough of the ugliness right now. Even though Jewish
producer Chris is still gear with us. It is time.
By the way, you can email us Jesse at Jesse
Kelly's I'm actually going to try to do a couple
more of these in a few but not right now.
You see, you don't win a championship on the day
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of the game. It's important to remember this. You know,
my son, my oldest son, James, he's a runner. He
runs cross country, and we went to Montana for a
month this summer to be with my mom. As you know,
I already told you this. We went to Montana for
a month and it's high altitude and there's all kinds
of mountains. And I told my son, I said, are
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you do you want to have a good cross country
season this season? He said, yeah, yeah, I do. I said, okay, well,
that will not be determined on race day. The season
you're going to have will be determined by how hard
you work right now while we're in Montana. That will
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determine whether you go to state. That will determine how
you run. Championships take a lifetime of preparation, a lifetime
of training, and so before our crappiest country in the world,
championship here, I think we should show the proper respect
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to Somalia and Haiti. These countries, they didn't become crappy yesterday.
They didn't just show up at tournament time and say hey,
I want to be full of poop and HIV. They
have spent decades, decades wrecking everything, disgusting culture, everything from
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voodoo to female genital mutilation. These countries have worked so
hard for so long to be the worst places on
the place in it and let's show them some respect.
When you're taking out other countries like North Korea in
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this tournament. You didn't show up yesterday and do that.
It took a lot of time, it took a lot
of hard work. You ate a lot of cats. These
countries have worked hard to get here, and before we
get to the actual championship game, let's make sure we
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show them both the proper amount of respect. All right, So,
Somalia Haiti, no matter who wins, I want you to
know you are both awful beyond belief that even visiting
either one of your countries, it's like a prison sentence.
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In fact, it's worse than a prison sentence unless I
wanted to die or do some missionary work. I would
never consider crossing the border of either of these wretched
hell holes. I want you to know your lifetime of
hard work got you here. But there can only be one.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
It's the twenty twenty five Crappiest Country in the World competition.
Tonight's matchup is between Somalia and Haiti. Brought to you
by Floaty Swim School dropping the kids off at the pool.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Now it was a war, and yes, you cast your
vote over and over again. The voting's over. There's no
more voting, no more of that. We thought it would
be unfair to simply declare a winner right off the bat.
We thought, in the interest of being thorough. You understand,
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we do real journalism here. We do real hard hitting
news here, like sixty minutes. Really, we thought, in the
interest of the championship game, we should bring in an expert,
somebody who's actually sandals on the ground. And we did that.
So let's let's reach out to Kumar and see what
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he has to say. He is coming to us from
Port Prince.
Speaker 10 (29:28):
From the Career Airlines Expert Hotline.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
It's Kumar Wang. Hey, Jesse, this is Kumar Wang reporting
to you live from w HIV and Porter Prince Haiti.
I just wanted to let you know that I'm not
quite sure Haiti should even be on this list. Hold
on a second. Sorry, had to get through a quick roadblock.
I think the weather here has been lovely. Every now
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and then you get to remodel your house courtesy of
an earthquake or two, but overall, Haiti has been a
lovely place. I would love to stay and continue to talk,
but my cat is burning. Thank you for the opportunity,
and thank you, Kumar, and a special thank you to
WHIV for letting Kumar talk to us tonight. So, without
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further ado, what's the worst country on the planet? It's Adi?
It's Adi. Chris. Look, I'm sorry, Look, I am sorry.
Do you understand what Haiti is like? Chris? You understand
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I said they were both worthy? There can only be
one champion here. It's Look, it's not all bad news. Okay,
it's not all well, actually, yes it is. If you're
in either one of those places, it is all bad news.
But we are putting together a lovely care package for
Haiti and the I don't know that we're gonna announce
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it tomorrow. We're still putting it together. We want to
make sure we treat them right. So congratulations, Haiti, you
earned it all. Right now, you know what time it is, right,
it's been a couple weeks now since we've stepped out
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of politics, gotten away from all the gunk the border
and the FBI and the commis and everything else. It's
time to hop in a little time machine and step
back into history in one of the nastiest, craziest sieges,
the Siege of Malta. You want to go back to
the fifteen hundreds with me, do some history telling you
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right now it's going to dominate the next hour. If
you don't like that, it's a good time to change
the channel. We will probably come back to some politics,
some emails in the final hour, but that's all gonna
stop right about now.
Jesse Kelly show, Let's have some fun on a Tuesday,
And I am unreasonably excited for tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
This show is on probably my top five, maybe my
top ten shows all time of ones I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So here's what you're in store for. And look, I'm
morning you right now. This is not a lukewarm show.
You are going to love the show tonight, or you
are going to turn off the radio so fast and
go listen to crappy jazz music that it'll make your
head spin. Here's what's on tap. Yes, I'm going to
talk about this FBI Arctic frost story that's probably gonna
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dominate a bit of the first hour. About forty five
minutes from now is Oh, it's the Championship the Crappiest
Country in the World tournament to an end tonight, Haiti
Juggernaut takes on Somalia Juggernaut. The unstoppable force meets the
immovable Object who will be crowned at champion. You're going
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to have to wait and see forty five minutes now. Oh,
and I should note that we're going to have a
very very brief special guest for the Crappiest Country in
the World tournament. I think that you will enjoy it.
And then after we're done ramting and raving about the
DOJ and the FBI and everything else that's going on,
after we're done with the crappiest country in the world tournament,
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I'm kind of done with politics tonight. I'm not gonna
say I won't return, because I probably will. But starting
in hour two, we are going back back back back
to the fifteen hundreds, and we are going to talk
about one of the biggest, most tense, brutal sieges in
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the ancient world, the Siege of Malta. We're gonna do
some history tonight. How much of it I'll get to,
I don't know. There's so much. There's so much background
that's fascinating. But you me, we're gonna walk through history together. Yes,
I will in the third hour at some point get
to some emails and other stuff, but all that's coming later.
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For now, let's talk about the big story of the
day before we get to the specifics of operation. Art
Frost of United States senators being tracked by the FBI
phone calls things like that, I want to remind you
of something that the worst atrocities in human history are
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pretty much universally committed by government police forces or the military,
and it's general it's generally the secret police forces of
whatever government is in charge. Those are the ones usually
responsible for mass graves. And look, you can pick your
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monster if you want to go old, and we could
go old. You could go to the ancient world and
look at the Assyrians and things like that. Usually the
secret police I've in the Terrible. You've heard of Ivan
the Terrible. In fact, we've done a history thing on
i Ivan the Terrible before that was a long time ago.
And whether or not he was truly terrible, it's up
to you. Maybe you can argue his opponents deserved it.
(03:38):
I would probably push back on that. He was a
big torture guy, not a big torture guy. But I've
in the Terrible He's responsible for things like taking a
bunch of people in a two story home, locking them
up in the second story, filling up the downstairs with
black powder, lighting the few use, and then riding away
(04:01):
so he can wait for the explosion to watch the
body parts rain down. But here's the thing, it wasn't
really I've In the Terrible doing all that. It was
his secret state police. I believe, if memory serves, they
were known as the oprich Nikki. Who are the other
biggest monsters you'd like to discuss? Adolf Hitler? That's a
big one. Everyone knows about Adolf Hitler only executed. I mean,
(04:24):
god knows how many The numbers eight million, they say,
But when you're incinerating people, no one will ever know
the final counts. How many people? Though? How many people
did Adolf Hitler kill once he became the head of Germany?
Did you know that, you hunt? Do you know? Let
me spoil it for you. I have yet to read
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a single historical record that shows Adolf Hitler killed anyone
after he came to power. Did you know that his
secret police? Sure did, though, Stalin? Boy, that dastardly Stalin.
And don't get me wrong, Stalin was a murderer, no
question about it. Killed plenty of people in his rise
to power. You know, there's not a single record of
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Stalin pulling the trigger after he became the head of
the Soviet Union. How in the world did he kill
all those people his secret police? I'll stop there. To
have a secret police agency working on behalf of an
evil dictator is the most dangerous situation in the world. Historically,
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nothing has caused more mass death. Now let's talk about
the f b I. Now, in case you've been living
under a rock, here's a little taste of what they did.
Senator Ron Johnson's one of like five senators who are
worth anything. So I'll let him say his piece. Here's
here's what he said.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
But this is outrageous. What has happened. I just want
to give you a timeline this.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I think you've already got the the FDI sheet that
shows the number of members of Congress that were targeted,
Representative Kelly Sanator's Graham Haggerty, Holly Sullivan, Tuberville, myself, Santa Lumis,
and Blackburn.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Now, this memo was dated September of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
To put it all into context, the mar Lago raid
occurred in August of twenty twenty two. Jack Smith announced
the indictments against President Trump in August of twenty twenty three,
so this is almost two months later. They're casting this net,
this fishing accident expedition against members of the Senate. In
the House, I've been investigating this with Santa Grassley. This
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doesn't surprise me, but It should shock every American of
what the Biden administration has done. And by the way,
this is the first time I was targeted by the FBI.
Under the Obama administration, the same thing happened to both
Sanda Grassley and I as part of the Foreign Foreign
Influence Task Force. We were giving a com a briefing
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to try and convince us that the Hunter Biden laptop
was no big deal, basically trying to throw us off
the track. So this is major corruption just being revealed
inside the Obama and Biden department.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Justin's the FBI.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
This is not a small thing. And before we go on,
I want to just say that I do not consider
the FBI going after Republican senators. I do not consider
it any worse of a crime than the FBI hunting
down peaceful January six ers. I don't consider it a
worse crime than the FBI going after school board moms
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or pro lifers who are praying at abortion clinics. I
don't consider it a more severe crime. But what it
most definitely is is a bolder one. Do you realize
what kind of a step it is when you are
a government employee who works directly underneath Remember, the United
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States Senate has oversight over the FBI. They are your
boss in the Federal Bureau of Investigation. So polluted and
infiltrated with disgusting communists started tracking United States Senator's phone
calls after they rated mar A Lago. It's the boldness
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that I hope. I hope it takes you back at
least a little. The boldness I almost in a sick way,
I almost admire it. The communist uses power, as you know,
any power he has, large or small, FBI or the library,
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the Communists will use it on behalf of the revolution.
He knows no other way. It is the only way
he has ever operated in every country where he has
ever taken power. Every ounce of power, whether you're a
parent or a president, every ounce of power you have
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is used for the revolution. Now, when a parent does it,
it's just the poor child that ends up completely destroyed mentally,
often physically. When the Federal Bureau of Investigation does it,
it can end the United States of America. What is
happening now, not what happened. Keep in mind what is
happening now inside the walls of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
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It does if it is not stopped immediately, it has
the potential to end the country that I would die
for and that you would probably die for. This is
the kind of thing that starts civil wars, the secret
state police agency declaring war against one party on behalf
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of the other party. It is difficult to come back
from where we are now if it doesn't get fixed.
So let's talk about fixing it and the potential for that.
And don't worry. Like I said, crappiest country in the world,
tournament's coming. History is coming. This though, this we have
to address.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Tuesday. Yes,
and there we have a huge show, and yes you
can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
But we don't have time to get to into any
of that right now.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
So we have to get rid of this pesky news
stuff so we can get onto the fun tonight. Federal
Bureau of Investigation has done evil thing after evil thing
after evil thing. And don't think for a single second
that all the evil people were gone. Cash is in charge.
Now we're all good. I'll be serious. These communists have
burrowed themselves so deep inside that organization, and as we speak,
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they are still working against you and against me. Now,
let me pause for a moment, because I know one
of the big stories today is that Pam Bondy, she
was called in front of the Senate and she was
dropping some bombs on these senates.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Now you want order it here now.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Don't care couldn't possibly care less that Pam Bondy insulted
some Democrat senators today, sounds good. Good job, yep, I
get it. You were called in front of the Senate,
you had to go. Sounds good. That is not going
to be something way prioritized on this show. And actually
(11:34):
I'm not insulting in her this time. I'm simply being
clear on what the stakes are. The Federal Bureau of Investigation,
along with a lot of the rest of our government,
has to be taken down bad actors, arrested, tried, and
thrown in prison. So my fascination with Pam Bondy, with
Clever South sound bites on the news, or insulting any
(11:58):
United States Senator in a kearring. So it sounds great
in an email, it couldn't. It's not possible for it
to be lower on my priority list. I don't care
at all. And I understand the thing you're supposed to
do now on your radio show, online on TV. It's
our prebody, got it. We don't care who's going to prison.
(12:25):
People have to go to prison, not resignations, not furloughs,
not leave. In order to maintain a just society, the
worst punishments in that society have to be reserved for
corrupt government officials. And yes, I mean the worst punishments.
(12:50):
A lot of people would say, oh, that has to
be murderers something like that. Let me be perfectly clear.
Corrupt government officials should have worse punishment than people who
commit murder, because a murderer will end a life, maybe
several lives. Yes, that's evil, it's terrible. Lock them up,
put them in the elector chair. Don't care a corrupt
(13:12):
government official conendi nation. What happened, what is happening at
the Federal Bureau of Investigation is dire. And you know what,
I will play one little SoundBite because this isn't good enough.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Operation artic Frost was an unconstitutional, undemocratic abuse of power.
During Artic Frost, the FBI also placed ninety two linked
Republican individuals and Republican groups such as Charlie Kirk's turning
point on their list. This is the kind of conduct
(13:53):
that shattered the American people's faith in our government. As
I said in my opening statement, Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
We're doing good so far. Now what's the plan.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
We are ending this weaponization. Our FBI is targeting violent criminals,
child predators, and other lawbreakers, not sitting senators who happen
to be from the wrong political party. Several of your
colleagues sitting at the Skuyas we're targeted, and others. We
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will continue to stop that throughout.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
We're ending it. That's what we're doing. They were doing
bad stuff and we're stopping it. That's what we're doing.
Let me ask you something. Set aside your value system.
You are a disgusting, demonic communist working in the FBI.
(14:52):
You're in charge of field office. You have your special
agent badge. You work day and night to arrest Republicans
and protect Democrats on behalf of the communist revolution. Today
you hear the Attorney General of the United States of
America say we're ending it. Are you afraid? Do you
(15:15):
think you're texting your buddies? Haul Man grab a lawyer.
I'm in trouble. Are you afraid?
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Have you learned your lesson? Who? I was thinking about
doing that again next chance I got, But then I
heard we're ending it. Does that make you afraid? Ending
it is not good enough? No, No, Ending it is
not even close to good enough. Ending it is a
(15:48):
nice first step. Ending it is the beginning. People have
to go to prison. Communists only understand fear and pain.
They don't know anything else. Nothing else you do will
(16:09):
stop them from doing again, nothing else. If you don't
make them afraid, if they don't have fear of doing
it again, they're gonna do it again. And in fact,
they're doing it right now. They change their titles, they
shuffle themselves around, they've burrowed themselves into the government, and
they work day and night to kneecap the Trump administration.
(16:31):
We're ending it. What I don't need you to end it.
I need you to come down like the sword of
God and throw people in prison. That's what I need. Well,
you know what, it's not just her. We'll get to
a couple other Republicans before we do. The crappiest country
in the world, think.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday headline,
armed citizens stop far more active shooters than the FBI says.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
According to a new report Reveal, Oh, I wonder why
the FBI would say something different, because they've been completely
taken over by committed communists who want to disarm you
so they can hurt you whenever they want. That's why.
Now Ron Johnson did mention an interesting name when he
was talking about the people the FBI had targeted.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
This is outrageous. What has happened. I just want to
give you a timeline this.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I think you've already got the the FB a sheet
that shows the number of members of Congress that were targeted.
Representative Kelly Sanators, Graham, Haggerty, Holly's senators.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Hey Chris, what was that? Senator? Instead of started with
a started with a gram Graham? Oh anthy Graham. Really
that's so interesting because all this took place while christ
while Christopher Way Ray was director of the FBI. Christopher Ray,
(18:00):
director of the FBI, starts tracking Lindsey Graham's phone calls.
Glad we don't have his text messages anyway. Starts tracking
Lindsey Graham's phone calls. That is funny because I remember, gosh,
it seems like it was only yesterday when the Federal
Bureau of Investigation was carrying out some of the most
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evil acts ever done in the history of the United
States government. Christopher Ray sat in front of Lindsey Graham
asking for more money for the FBI. And remember what
Lindsay said, Let's rewind.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
If the Committee decided to say, increase by one hundred
million dollars your budget, could you spend it wisely? I
can assure you that any money that this committee thinks good,
I promise it'll be good.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I believe he promises.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Do you What I want to mark people to know
is that the budget requests for the FBI is below inflation.
Do you agree with that? I'm sorry I couldn't hear
with the budget request for the FBI's below inflation?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
It sounds like it.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Yeah. After listening to you and everything you say is
legitimate concern. You have a lot to do. Do you
think the committee should look at increasing your budget?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
What we really need or more resources?
Speaker 8 (19:22):
More than We'll count me in for more resources to
help you deal with this thread as well as other threats.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
How many times have I told you there is a
relatively small cabal of United States senators gopeers, almost all
of them from red states or red districts in the House,
who are protecting communism right when they might be in trouble.
(19:50):
While Christopher Ray's FBI was throwing January six ers in
cages for doing pretty much nothing, kicking in the doors
of pro lifers, rating my our logo, and hunting down
school board moms. Oh and tracking Republican senators phone calls,
including Lindsay Graham. Linsy, Graham was begging to give them
(20:13):
more money. Don't think it was just Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Now pause for a second before we move on. Maybe
you're thinking, wow, that's understandable, because surely Lindsay Graham's from
a purple state. Nope, South Carolina is one of the
reddest states in the United States of America. But don't
think it's just on South Carolina. We got our own
problems here in Texas. Here was John Cornyn while the
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CHEKA was operating in our country.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Under the effective leadership of Director Ray, the agency has
remained committed to doing things independently and buy the book,
which I think is perhaps the most important characteristic.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Remember that scumbag John Cornyn has a primary next year
in Texas. Make sure you do the right thing for
the time in a very long time, Texas, and send
that gigantic goober home member ken Buck retired now Blood
Red District in Colorado. While the CHEKA was violating your
rights every chance they got. While the Cheka was walking
(21:15):
into Facebook and telling them to censor a story about
Hunter Biden so Joe Biden could win an election. This
was ken Buck getting to third base with the FBI.
Speaker 9 (21:24):
I thank you for leading an agency, as you mentioned
in your opening statement, that protects Americans from foreign terrace.
That an agency that protects Americas from fries from China
and Russia and cyber crime and public corruption and organized
crime and drug cartels and human traffickers and white collar criminals.
(21:44):
And I want to thank you and the FBI for
protecting law abiding Americans from the evil that exists all
around us. And frankly, I am not in favor of
defunding the FBI, nor am I in favor of splitting
up the FBI, Nor am I in favor of using
the home and rule for the FBI director.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah tough, Just a couple emails because the show is
about to go off the rails between crappy country tournaments
and history. This one is I feel bad for Pam BONDI.
You know, I'm not going to go into the meat
of the email, but let me clarify something. When I
am hard on people like Pam BONDI, we'll make it
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about her, but it's about more than that, people inside
the Trump administration. I am fully aware that the rot
is deep inside of our federal government. I am aware
that the Trump administration is trying to turn a massive ship,
not a tiny little speedboat, and that they have endless
(22:46):
things they have to juggle. I know there's wars and
trade wars and border in fact, I understand that. And
plus there are all these ridiculous laws and rules about
cleaning out the government. I understand all that. And look
with Pam Bondy, as we've talked about before, they're having
a hard time. Did you know they're having a hard
(23:08):
time finding people inside the government willing to prosecute James
Comy for his crime. That's how deep the communist wrought
inside of our federal government goes. You want to go
after Donald Trump, people will line up around the block
to do it. You want to try to take down
a communist Oh, we can't. I guess I'm busy that day.
I refuse to. I understand that they have mountains to climb,
(23:34):
not even one mountains to climb, to clean out decade
after decade after decade of communist infiltration. I understand that, however,
it has to be done. Just because a job in
front of you is hard doesn't mean it doesn't have
to get done. I know the job ahead of Pam
(23:57):
Bondy to take a part the communist funding network while
also cleaning out organizations like the FBI, while also infiltrating
and breaking up street communist groups like Antifa. While also
I understand, I know, and I know she may probably
(24:19):
doesn't have the personnel at her disposal to do so
right now. I get it. But what I will not
participate in is another day of palm palm waving because
she had a sweet burn on a Democrat in front
of the Senate. I'm not impressed. Call me when government
people are going to prison. We have to have these demands.
(24:42):
We have to.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's enough of the ugliness right now. Even though Jewish
producer Chris is still gear with us. It is time.
By the way, you can email us Jesse at Jesse
Kelly's I'm actually going to try to do a couple
more of these in a few but not right now.
You see, you don't win a championship on the day
(25:12):
of the game. It's important to remember this. You know,
my son, my oldest son, James, he's a runner. He
runs cross country, and we went to Montana for a
month this summer to be with my mom. As you know,
I already told you this. We went to Montana for
a month and it's high altitude and there's all kinds
of mountains. And I told my son, I said, are
(25:34):
you do you want to have a good cross country
season this season? He said, yeah, yeah, I do. I said, okay, well,
that will not be determined on race day. The season
you're going to have will be determined by how hard
you work right now while we're in Montana. That will
(25:56):
determine whether you go to state. That will determine how
you run. Championships take a lifetime of preparation, a lifetime
of training, and so before our crappiest country in the world,
championship here, I think we should show the proper respect
(26:20):
to Somalia and Haiti. These countries, they didn't become crappy yesterday.
They didn't just show up at tournament time and say hey,
I want to be full of poop and HIV. They
have spent decades, decades wrecking everything, disgusting culture, everything from
(26:47):
voodoo to female genital mutilation. These countries have worked so
hard for so long to be the worst places on
the place in it and let's show them some respect.
When you're taking out other countries like North Korea in
(27:09):
this tournament. You didn't show up yesterday and do that.
It took a lot of time, it took a lot
of hard work. You ate a lot of cats. These
countries have worked hard to get here, and before we
get to the actual championship game, let's make sure we
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show them both the proper amount of respect. All right, So,
Somalia Haiti, no matter who wins, I want you to
know you are both awful beyond belief that even visiting
either one of your countries, it's like a prison sentence.
(27:51):
In fact, it's worse than a prison sentence unless I
wanted to die or do some missionary work. I would
never consider crossing the border of either of these wretched
hell holes. I want you to know your lifetime of
hard work got you here. But there can only be one.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
It's the twenty twenty five Crappiest Country in the World competition.
Tonight's matchup is between Somalia and Haiti. Brought to you
by Floaty Swim School dropping the kids off at the pool.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Now it was a war, and yes, you cast your
vote over and over again. The voting's over. There's no
more voting, no more of that. We thought it would
be unfair to simply declare a winner right off the bat.
We thought, in the interest of being thorough. You understand,
(29:01):
we do real journalism here. We do real hard hitting
news here, like sixty minutes. Really, we thought, in the
interest of the championship game, we should bring in an expert,
somebody who's actually sandals on the ground. And we did that.
So let's let's reach out to Kumar and see what
(29:22):
he has to say. He is coming to us from
Port Prince.
Speaker 10 (29:28):
From the Career Airlines Expert Hotline.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
It's Kumar Wang. Hey, Jesse, this is Kumar Wang reporting
to you live from w HIV and Porter Prince Haiti.
I just wanted to let you know that I'm not
quite sure Haiti should even be on this list. Hold
on a second. Sorry, had to get through a quick roadblock.
I think the weather here has been lovely. Every now
(29:53):
and then you get to remodel your house courtesy of
an earthquake or two, but overall, Haiti has been a
lovely place. I would love to stay and continue to talk,
but my cat is burning. Thank you for the opportunity,
and thank you, Kumar, and a special thank you to
WHIV for letting Kumar talk to us tonight. So, without
(30:16):
further ado, what's the worst country on the planet? It's Adi?
It's Adi. Chris. Look, I'm sorry, Look, I am sorry.
Do you understand what Haiti is like? Chris? You understand
(30:38):
I said they were both worthy? There can only be
one champion here. It's Look, it's not all bad news. Okay,
it's not all well, actually, yes it is. If you're
in either one of those places, it is all bad news.
But we are putting together a lovely care package for
Haiti and the I don't know that we're gonna announce
(31:01):
it tomorrow. We're still putting it together. We want to
make sure we treat them right. So congratulations, Haiti, you
earned it all. Right now, you know what time it is, right,
it's been a couple weeks now since we've stepped out
(31:24):
of politics, gotten away from all the gunk the border
and the FBI and the commis and everything else. It's
time to hop in a little time machine and step
back into history in one of the nastiest, craziest sieges,
the Siege of Malta. You want to go back to
the fifteen hundreds with me, do some history telling you
(31:46):
right now it's going to dominate the next hour. If
you don't like that, it's a good time to change
the channel. We will probably come back to some politics,
some emails in the final hour, but that's all gonna
stop right about now.
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