Ask Dr. Jesse Friday

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'm the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse
Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday. I hope you were
so happy and ready to go into your weekend with
a smile on your face. I certainly am. We have
all kinds of screwing off we have left to do
going into the final hour of the world famous Jesse
Kelly Show. Don't judge me, Chris. It's the last hour

(00:23):
on Friday. I can do whatever I want. I mean,
I guess that's very similar to the rest of the week,
but now it's more extreme. Chris, you know what this
is jealousy from you because of the rope. You're jealous.
Then I'm a robe guy. You know what I did
this morning? Chris called out of bed and I could

(00:43):
have put on my shorts t shirt. We had a
security guy coming over the house of whatever. He was
just tweaking a couple of things. I didn't have to
do any of those things. Grab my robe, do it on,
tied a little nod in there, walked over, poured a
cup of coffee standing there in my robe. Life's different.

(01:08):
I'm more free than you'll ever be right now, buddy,
Just letting you know Jesse. How come craon eaters won't
accept a recruit with a GED, but the army will. Okay,
so why won't the Marines accept somebody with a GED
but the army will? Well, the Marines are the best

(01:34):
superior to all the other branches. The Army is full,
absolutely full of dirt balls, all right, full what Chris,
I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest. The Marines great,
the Army lame. That's really all you need to know.

(01:55):
That's exactly why Jesse. I had the extreme displeasure of
being stuck in a session led by the man or
led by John Cornyn. He looks wisened, and I'm consistently
surprised how old these guys get. My question is what
do we have to do to get these people out
of leadership positions in our government? Should we put maximum

(02:18):
age restrictions on senators and representatives? Well, I'm of actually
two different minds on this. First. Term limits is a
very popular concept. It's been a popular concept on the
right for quite some time. Term limit this and term
limit that. The chances that you are a term limit

(02:39):
fan are very very high. The light the right loves
this concept and I understand why the right loves this concept,
but I have always I don't like it. And here's
why I want the American people to engage. We have
term limits. It's you and it's me. Congress has this

(03:04):
terrible approval rating. It's at like twelve percent. You can
vote out the entire United States House of Representatives every
two years. Do you note you want to hear an
amazing stat? Think about this, an amazing stat. We live
here in this incredible country that we have been given,

(03:24):
with all these blessings, all this standard of living, twelve
percent of this country votes. That is crazy. A tiny
percentage of our people vote. I mean, obviously that's spread
in different elections and things like that. A presidential year

(03:45):
you get more, but not even close to half the
country votes. How is that possible? Voting is the easiest
thing in the world. You drive down of the polls,
you walk in, you're show an idea, You're in a
Democrat place, and you're walking. It's all computerized. Now it's
b b beep. Then you're done. We can't get people

(04:08):
to care enough about this place to even show up
and press a couple buttons on the computer screen, and
we say things like term limits, because you know why
you love term limits because you're sick and tired of
caring while no one else does. And so you're working
hard to get these scumbags out, but no one else

(04:28):
will help you. And so you want a law or
something that will finally give you the help you deserve.
And I understand it. You have a very good point.
You want something to back you up. You're trying to
get rid of the corruption. You're trying to do it right,
but that's not Ultimately what will save the country. What
will save the country is people participating in the electoral

(04:52):
process at every single level. Twenty five percent on average,
twenty five percent of the GOP even votes in the primary.
Every Republican I know who cares at all about politics
will rent and rape and scream and yell about how
much they hate their Republican senator, Republican member of the House,

(05:14):
or Republican governor. Did you vote in the primary? When
was it?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
What?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
That's when you choose. I mean John Cornyn. I don't
want to beat up Texas too bad, because it looks
like right now, it looks like he's going to lose
this primary. It's a ways a way, and anything can happen.
Anything can happen. But yeah, he's been there a long time.
Why we don't show up? We don't care enough to

(05:42):
show up. So look when I said, I'm of mixed
emotions about it. Because the founding fathers they believed in
at least minimum age requirements. You can't be president unless
you're thirty five years old. You can't be in the House.
I think I think the House is twenty five. I
believe I think the Senate is thirty. I may have
that wrong, but I know president is thirty five. So

(06:02):
they knew, hey, let's get some seasoning on these guys
first before we get him in there. Should there be
maximum limits? Maybe probably. I'm okay with a maximum limit.
It's fine, but man alive. We can't show up and
vote these people out. Think about the people who are

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there forever. Arlen Spector. You remember Arlen Spector, Probably not
unless you're a hardcore political person. He was a senator
from Pennsylvania. Arlen Spector, towards the end was in such
bad physical and mental health he had to be practically
physically carried on to the Senate floor and they had

(06:45):
to vote for him. He just was an incapacitated human being.
Dianne Feinstein. Good point, Chris, exact same thing, Dianne Feinstein.
How do you keep voting for that person time after
time after time after time. You don't look at that.
You don't care enough about your country to look at
that and get outraged and go vote for somebody different.

(07:08):
Come on, what will save the country is not a
new law. What will save the country is the American
people showing up and caring about elections. Look, how is
this person? I mean, forget about the just age thing,
how's this person in Congress?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yes, for the most part, is nothing but a ride.
That's all they were supposed to do for the most part. Right,
It's like, you know what, this person is undocumented, or
this person re enters the country illegally, all the things,
and then they have icehold.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
You can get mad at her, Shasmin Crockett, how's she there?
How'szillhn omar there? Haipe? You can get that's fine. The
people voted for her. She was elected. The people voted
for her. So is the problem the scumbag who's there?
Or is the problem the people and their stupid participation

(08:04):
or lack of participation? In the electoral process. There's a question.
I saw it when I was going through them. I
don't want to dig through it and find it right now.
But somebody asked about oh here it is right here, Jesse.
If Adam Shift is convicted of mortgage fraud, can he
be removed from the Senate? Okay, it's a good question.
I'm not insulting at all, But who cares? Now? I

(08:29):
want Adam Shift to go to prison, right and if
you committed a crime, I want him to be arrested
and convicted and go to prison. That's all good and fine,
But do you really think California is gonna send us
something good? What indication has the state of California given
us that they're going to send us anything but the
most disgusting, despicable corrupt people in politics? Those will be

(08:53):
senators from California. So you'll replace Adam Shift with Adam
Shift Junior. Whatever corrupt has been working the levers of
power in California has gotten the fundraising. Who gives enough
speeches and proves to the people that he hates America
or she hates America as much as he does, and

(09:13):
then that person will go be a senator from California
until the day they get promoted a VP or die.
I'll be as happy as the next man. If Adam
Shift goes down, and by the way, he will have
to resign if he's convicted of a crime, I'll be
happy as anybody. If Adam Shift goes down for mortgage fraud,
you commit crimes. Apparently this is a very common thing
for these people. Good good, good burn Adam Shift. But

(09:36):
don't think that we somehow gained anything in the Senate,
because California will dig up the next COMMI turd who's
waiting on the bench for his chance, and then we're
gonna be stuck with that loser too. The solution is
voters participating and getting smarter. Honestly, I've brought it up
so many times before. If you're a Democrat listening to

(09:59):
me and you're mad about things like crime, taxes, regulations,
it's your faults. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Magnificent Friday. Member, you can email us Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse, my wife and I just
adopted our first child, a beautiful baby girl, as is wonderful.

(10:22):
We've been thinking about her future these first few weeks,
and there's concern about how evil colleges can turn her
against our values in the future, especially since she's a girl.
Trade schools are the natural alternative to college, but it
seems like it's more geared toward boys. Do you have
any advice on trade school equivalents for the female anti

(10:47):
communists out there? Looking forward to having her eventually? Listen
to your show with us. That's wonderful. His name is Michael. Okay, Michael,
everybody you parents have daughters and sons. I want you
to follow me right now. Okay if you're not driving,
if you're driving, just do it when you get home,
all right. Remember we had Mike Row on the show.

(11:10):
Mike Row has a website called I didn't tell him
I was doing this, by the way, called mikerow works
dot org. Mike rowworks dot org with me. Now go
to microworks dot org with me. Go click on that button.

(11:32):
I'm on my phone, so I don't know what it's
going to look like on your computer. Click on that
button in the upper right hand corner of your screen
and you see the site that says scholarship. Click on
that scholarship now scroll down, keep scrolling click on approved programs. Now,

(11:56):
I know that was a convoluted way. There are probably
faster way. Is the reason I know this, By the way,
is I sat down with my oldest son James last
night and had him look at this. I handed him
this list of approved programs, and this is not all
of them. But I said, hey, what on here interests you?
And there were four or five that he was interested in.

(12:18):
There are things that are I mean obvious, things that
you already know about, like age back, heavy equipment operation.
But I'm going to read you some of these. Automotive technology,
aviation technology, construction, commercial driving, computer, information technology, cosmatology, culinary arts,
diesel tech, electrical technology, energy technology, farming, agriculture, veterinary technology, welding, plumbing, nursing,

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marine technology, machining. Do all those sound like mail things?
Don't think for one second that trades are only for men. Yes,
your daughter is not going to be a plumber. I'm
not stupid. I know that. I don't expect your daughter

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to go in or want to go into machining. There
is a friend of Obs. A friend of Obs is
she does this. I guess you might call it cosmatology.
I'm not sure how to put it. Here's what I know.
Women go to this place and they do all kinds

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of things anti aging things for them. It's all kinds
of what did ob call it? Micro needling and bowed
talks and creams and this and this treatment and that treatment,
this treatment, that treatment. And like I said, she's friends
with the lady who works there. It's all ladies who
work in there. This business has exploded to the point

(13:58):
that their business has on national It is nationally known.
They are printing money, from what I understand, in there,
printing money. Nobody has a college degree. They all trade schools,
all of them. That's a trade school thing. I am

(14:19):
not telling you. I've never told you that everyone needs
to go to a trade school. That's ridiculous. Maybe your
interests are in something where you have to have a
college degree. That that's the case, that's fine. But this
mentality that you have to go to college to have
a good career and have a good job is bonkers.

(14:40):
That is old dated ways of thinking. College, unless you
are going for the right reasons, can destroy your mind,
destroy your soul, destroy your bank account. You end up
leaving with a degree, no job opportunities, on one hundred
thousand dollars in debt. We have got to shat this

(15:00):
mentality that everybody has to go to college. I have
told my sons you are welcome to you will go
with a purpose. You're not gonna go find yourself. You're
not gonna go because that's what my friends are doing. No, no, no, no, no, nope.
You if you have to go, it's because dad, I
want to do this. I have to get a degree. Okay,

(15:23):
then let's figure it out. Maybe we do a Juco
Community college for a couple of years. The only matters
where you graduate. Maybe eventually, yes, you will go. I
understand that go get your degree, get out. That's fine,
but that you are crazy if you think that's the
only way you can have a good career or a
good life. There are all kinds of different options that

(15:44):
have different hours and different lifestyles. In some of these trades,
the lifestyle may not be for you at all. I
know tradesmen they'll work six months a year, then they're
off six months a year. Sounds lovely, But the six
months you're on, you're on like seven days a week.
It's go, go, go, go go, make a pile of money,
and then maybe that sounds awful, and maybe it would be.

(16:06):
I don't know which one's gonna work for you when
I'm not saying they are. We have got to shatter
this mentality in young men and young women. You don't
have to send your daughter off to the wolves. And
that's what colleges are for these girls. They shatter them,
they break them. Really, be very very careful with your
daughter and where you send her, very careful. It is

(16:29):
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday. Member. If
you miss any part of the show, you can download
the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes, Bronco. Your segment
on phone trappers was the most insightful thing I've ever heard.
But what do you do when your phone when the
phone trapper is your wife? This is such a delicate situation.

(16:53):
It can only be handled by somebody with dainty hands.
That's mean. Listen, just a little recap case you missed it.
Are those people who live to trap you on the
phone so then they can talk to you for thirty
minutes about nothing. They'll send you text messages like I
need you to call me, and you'll think, oh gosh,

(17:13):
that's important and you step out of work and you
call and it's twenty minutes talking about gardening, and it's
brutal right, phone trappers. So what do you do when
it's your wife? Well, do you ever watch any of
those emergency room shows? I don't to clarify, I think

(17:35):
if you do, you're kind of gross. But ob loves them,
loves that medical stuff. Oh my gosh, gunshot wounds and
things like that. Therefore, I've been in the house. I've
been in the kitchen when she's got one of those
shows on when she's making dinner full of laundry or whatever.
Women do you know? So have you ever seen them?

(17:58):
You ever seen somebody show up with a knife, a
knife in them still they've been stabbed or anything that
has stabbed them, car wrecked, you've seen it. You ever
seen how the doctor pulls that out, How the medical
staff pulls that out very slowly, a little bit at

(18:18):
a time. You'll never see them grab it and just
rip it out of there like in the movies. You
have to pull it out just a little bit and
then clean it up and be very careful and make
sure you haven't gone too far, and then pull it
out just a little bit more, and then you're right
back in cleaning it up, making sure you haven't gone

(18:40):
too far. That is exactly how you extricate yourself on
a phone call from your wife one you don't want
to be in any longer. Not fast, slowly, you back
away a little bit, she will John. That's when you

(19:01):
stop clean things up. Let her know you are so
enjoying talking to her on the phone about her friend
Susie and the pimples she got. You're so excited to talk,
but Eddie said, See, this is how it works when
it's me and ab I get on the phone. You know, Hi,
I'm by the way home. I love you whatever, Kid's good, good, Yeah,

(19:24):
you need anything. That's when we go through the same
kind of thing. You know, good to go, and then
I'll all right, well, i'll see you when I get home.
I'll usually drop one of those on her, all right,
I'll see you when I get home, and she'll drop
a what do you not want to talk anymore? And
that's when I come back. This is where you slow
down your no, no, I do I thought you were done?

(19:48):
Oh what what else is on your mind?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
You wanted to you wanted to talk about makeup or something. Oh,
no way, I would love to. And so you have
to go back in and slow down, give it another
couple of minutes, and then then you then maybe you
pull out something of a I'm almost to the store
and I gotta run in. Do you need anything? And

(20:14):
that's where Look, she's gonna try to get you again.
She's gonna pull out the what can't you walk with
the phone? Pause? Yeah, of course I can't. I thought
you'd want to go because it's loud here. There's career,
you see what I mean. You have to be careful.
And then then the best way to do this, the

(20:37):
best way that I've discovered. It's practically fool proof. You're
in the store, you're on the phone, you tell her, Hey,
I've gotta go. I have to talk to this person
and ask where whatever is? Hey? Where do you? Where
do you have the organic lettuce or whatever it is?
The looking for? Hey, baby, I gotta run. I gotta go. Okay,

(20:58):
And then once you do, you've eased it out a
couple times, then you can back completely out what Chris,
what Chris said? Just say I want to talk in person, Chris.
That doesn't work. It doesn't. It doesn't work, It doesn't work.
They they just want to sit there and say nothing.

(21:20):
Sometimes they just want to they and you can't say
I need my hands, Chris. That used to work when
you're driving. Sorry, I want to keep both hands on
the wheel. You want me to be safe? Right? That
would normally have worked, But now every car that's a
Bluetooth system no one buys that anymore. You can, on occasion,

(21:41):
you can use that again and say something's going on
with my Bluetooth. I don't know what it is. But see,
I don't want to act like these are permanent solutions,
because how many of those do you get before she
starts to catch on one or two? You're blue tooth
isn't working. You might get away with that once. You

(22:03):
can't pull that all all the time. I like to
find concrete solutions to our problems. Ease it out, just
like that knife in the emergency room. Don't rip it
out all at once. Someone's gonna get hurt. Ease it
out a little bit at a time, all right, Bronco.
I'm originally from Northwest Iowa, lived there twenty three years.

(22:24):
Northwest Iowa's about as red as it gets due to
the farming community. So naturally there's a lot of illegals there.
Every illegal I see on the road as a Nebraska
license plate, and I always wonder why any idea what
that would be? Okay, So look, I can't say to
this specific thing, but I will tell you something we
don't think about a lot is illegal immigration is an industry.

(22:50):
There's an insane amount of money in illegal immigration, and
it gets as dark as you can imagine. And sometimes
it's a farm worker who's working for two months, and
sometimes it just you know, sex, slaves and just the
worst stuff in the world. That it is a gigantic,
multi billion dollar industry. Because it's a multi billion dollar

(23:13):
industry that's also illegal, there are going to be more
advancements with getting the illegality done then you or I
would fully realize because we're not involved in that industry
that includes things like social security numbers. Have you ever

(23:34):
wondered why employers who have to do your e I
nine employment verification things like that everify stuff, why do
they still have illegals? These illegals will show up with papers,
with valid driver's licenses, they'll show up with social security cards,
social security numbers. How does that happen. There is an

(23:55):
industry out there facilitating it, selling this stuff, and government
people are involved. Remember when they were going off, when
Elon Musk was still involved with the Trump administration and
he was handing all this information to Donald Trump and
Trump was speaking publicly about social Security and how many

(24:15):
people are on it. We have two hundred year old
people on Social Security. We have a bunch one hundred
and fifty year olds on Social Security. Government people are
selling social Security numbers to illegals. That's why there's an
industry that is there's an entire remember this right underneath

(24:35):
your feet. Cops will know this. Every cop listening will
nod his head. There's an entire world of criminality all
around you that you can't see, that I can't see
because we're not involved in it. All around you. You
will drive from your house to the office, and you'll
see that's McDonald's, and that's the local school, and that's

(24:58):
a little shopping center, and there's a used car law
and that's what you see. That's what I see. A
cop who knows the area well he drives, he said, oh,
you see that shopping center. They're dealing meth out the back.
We're working on a case right now. You see, actually
I know this personally place that's very close to here.
You see this automotive shop. Yeah, that's a chop shop

(25:21):
for illegal vehicles that show up. The cops have to
bust the place every now and then. Oh you see
that place, it's a human trafficking hub. We suspect, we're
working on an entire world around you. You don't see,
and I don't see. Criminality is that way, illegal immigration
is that way. That's why one more segment next. It

(25:43):
is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of the Jesse
Kelly Show. On what has been a magnificent Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday and I'll be back on Monday.
Don't worry, I shall be here. Let's get through as
many of these as we possibly can. But let's before
we do that, let's enjoy John Bolton. This was a

(26:04):
minute of him after Trump's How Home was rated by
the FBI. Oh John, Oh, John, Little, did you know
your time cometh to?

Speaker 4 (26:15):
I don't think he cared about the classification system. I
don't think he appreciated the sensitivity of this information, and
he didn't appreciate the sensitivity of how it was often acquired,
the so called sources and methods. So this had been
brief to him before I arrived, it was repeated frequently.
I think it simply had no impact on him. Whatever.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Give me a sense of where you think the truth
wise with respect to Trump's intelligence, carelessness and the degree
which he might have brought motive to bear on taking
these documents out of the way I was keeping them
for this long at Marlaga.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Well, don't It's very hard to speculate on motive other
than that he liked cool things. He saw things that
he so he want, wanted to take them, and he
was pretty much able to take them, and not just
on classified information matters, on all kinds of things that
crossed his desk. Some days he liked to eat a
lot of French fries. Some days he took classified documents.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
He wanted them. Why did he want them?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Because he could get them?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Oh? How's that going now, John, how'd your morning go?
Tough morning? Huh? The sewing so much fun, the reaping
not as much. Dear doctor Minimitz, I'm wondering if you

(27:38):
draw any comparison to the Confederacy during the Civil War
and Ukraine during their war with Russia. Seems to me
as you described the South having to win quickly due
to their inability to replace goods in the North's ability
to drag the war out describes how I see Russia
in Ukraine, even with support for the West. It seems

(28:01):
like Russia has an unlimited amount of people and materials
to allow the war to go on forever. In comparison
your thoughts, I can see the comparison you're making. I
don't think I would. I don't think I would put
it that way. And here's why. The Confederacy at the

(28:22):
beginning of the Civil War, they did have superiority in
different ways. They had superior generals in the beginning of
the war. It's really it's very obvious when you read
about it. And they had superior frontline troops at the
beginning of the war. Because the South was more rural
than the North, they had supremacy at the beginning. I

(28:47):
brought up Japan in World War Two and how they
had supremacy over us in the beginning. They had better planes,
they had a better navy. They beat the crap out
of our navy a couple different times. It wasn't just
Bill Harbor. They had that. But because they had that,
they had to strike quickly and strike hard, and win immediately,

(29:09):
because if it was drawn out, they had no chance.
They couldn't replace the great things they had. That's exactly
what happened, the same thing with the Confederacy. Look, hindsight's
twenty twenty. I'm not going to sit here in second
guess Robert E. Lee. He was a very sharp military man.
But if the South ever had a chance to win
that war, your first attack shouldn't have been Fort Sumter.

(29:31):
It should have been Washington, DC. Look, I'm sorry, but
that's just the way it is. You can't baby step
your way into something like that. When the North was
going to outproduce you. There had more men, more industries, can't.
You've got to go for the throat immediately, immediately. Ukraine
never had that opportunity. Ukraine was never superior military wise

(29:58):
to the Russians. Only reason they've been able to hang
on for as long as they've hung on is all
the Western support, Western money, western munitions, western training. Don't
think for a second, our guys aren't over there training
these people on all this stuff. We essentially have propped
them up so they could all die for three years.

(30:18):
What Chris Chris said, if the South had foreign support,
would they have won? It would depend on what degree
of foreign support. You see, there's foreign support, and then
there's foreign support. Is foreign support. One shipment of rifles

(30:38):
is foreign support. Rifles, food materials, maybe some troops. There's support,
and then their support. If another country had gone all
in with the South, like France or something like that,
if they'd gone all in with the South, yeah, yeah,
I think they could have won. Yes, because remember too,

(30:59):
the South was fighting mainly a defensive war. I know
there were offensive operations, that's how you had things like
Gettysburg and things like that. But it's much easier to
fight a defensive war on terrain, you know, than an
offensive war. If you're able to take in supplies, if
you're able to resupply yourself and you have enough to eat,

(31:22):
enough bullets, enough things like that, Yeah, I think they
would have won. Remember, the North was tiring of it too.
Abraham Lincoln, who had to run for reelection while all
this was going on against George McClellan. Abraham Lincoln thought
he was going to lose. The North was look Look,
they were losing their boys in droves too. People can

(31:42):
only do that for so long, and they're tired of it.
They don't want to hear it anymore. Scarlet split the
country up right. Plus, think about this, if you're a
soldier away from home. Back then, it was all letters.
They didn't f Pure Talk, what Chris. They didn't have
Pure Talk's great network to call home, dearest mother. I

(32:07):
just had my foot amputator today without anesthesia. I'm glad
this call is going through because you're on Pure Talks
network two. Pure Talk is the patriotic cell phone company
caring about veterans. They didn't care for any Civil War veterans.
But that's just because Pure Talk didn't exist yet. They
would have. They I guarantee they would have. They would

(32:30):
have got them back on their feet if they still
have feet. Pure Talk will save you a fortune. You
don't need Verizon, you don't need AT and T, you
don't need T Mobile. Those are sick companies who you
should never support with your dollars, especially now that we
have a patriotic company that hires Americans. When you get
a hold of Pure Talk, when you dial pound two

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five zero and get a hold of pure talk. You
get to talk to somebody who hires Americans. How wonderful
was that they speak English? They're nice to you. Dial
Pound two five zero and say Jesse, Kelly, Jesse. I
just heard you say the Ford Foundation was one of
the most disgusting communist foundations in the country. That's very

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surprising for me to hear, especially because I've always been
a Ford truck guy. Can you elaborate on the Ford
Foundation why it's so terrible. Don't think that the Ford
Foundation is the Ford Motor Company. The Ford Foundation is
the scumbag communist heirs to the Ford fortune who started
a foundation so they can wash money and give money

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to a bunch of dirty communist causes. Oh, look at
this right from the Ford Foundation. Funders for LGBTQ Issues.
In twenty twenty four, Funders for LGBTQ Issues released its
twentieth Resource Tracking Report, which documents all US foundations funding
for LGBTQ cause. Look, I could just go through the

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whole website. This happens. It's sick. It's gross. Different company though,
same family, different company. You go enjoy your weekend, that's
all