Ask Dr. Jesse Friday

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, fantastic Friday, trying to
make sure the voice holds up through the final hour,
and we are going to get the things like the
war on the drug cartels, the superior flavor of chicken wings,
the crappiest country, and the World Tournament. Someone has questions

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about that, all that older, meaner communists and so much
more coming up in the final hour of the world
famous Jesse Kelly Show. I did get this one because
I was sorry. I was coughing into the mic the
whole show yesterday and losing my voice. I'm here, I'm
drinking tea. It's called throat coat tea. So I have

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to endure Jewish producer Chris and producer Corey's insults as
I have some tea trying to get through it. This
guy says about the subject, is your current infirmity, mister Kelly.
First stop eating. Okay, well that's not going to happen. Second,
take an herbal laxative tonight in the morning, a mug

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of coffee and a bowel movement, and maybe you'll be fine. Buddy.
I'm no medical expert, But I don't think you can
poop out a cold. I'm ninety nine percent sure that
that is not actual medicine at all.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Is said, Let that mug of coffee carry you for
the rest of the day. Avoid food, fast and all
that other stuff. You know what I already know about fasting. Okay,
I know all there is to know about fasting. I
I've been fasting since lunch. Since lunch, I have had
nothing but a couple sticks of beef jerky, two handfuls

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of Skittles, and some throat coat tea. I am famished,
and I understand the benefits my body's going through right now.
And yes, Chris, we do need some more cheeseballs. It's
been a while since we had them.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Hey, Jesse, what do you think of Trump's burgeoning Chris,
that's a good word, burgeoning. I'm going to use that
word burgeoning. Global war on drug cartels. Do you think
it will end the same way the Jiwat did? Well.
Wars are funny things, and the truth is that you

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can't get to the bottom the real root cause of
our drug problem. With killing people. It helps. Don't get
me wrong, I'm not complaining about what he's doing I'm not,
but the root of our drug problem in the United
States of America is not the drug cartels, and it

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is not China. The root of our drug problem is
we love drugs as a country. We love them. The
cartells are bad, evil, criminal people who have found a market.
You know, all criminals, all these criminals, you know, from
the KaiA mafia to whatever, they have found customers. They've

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found a market. That's how they make money. Drug cartels
have discovered correctly that the United States. Here in the
United States of America, there is a desire for slaves,
as there has always been a desire for slaves, and
there is a desire for drugs. People want slaves, people
they own. You can make them do whatever you want.

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People always have, people always will, and people want drugs.
And so that is a market that drug cartels have
chosen to dip their toe in and they've made a
fortune doing it. Now, yes, I realized, we're talking about soulless,
evil demons who kill and torture people and things like that.
This is in no way defensive drug cartels. But you

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can sit and drop bombs on drug cartels for the
next four, eight, twelve years However, long we have the
White House, you can kill scores and scores and scores
of them. You can go after their menu factors. You
can do a lot of very good things. By the way,
things you should do. I'm not complaining things you should
do and that will drive up the cost of drugs

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and things like that, But none of that takes care
of the root of the problem. And the root of
the problem is Americans love drugs. We are a fabulously
wealthy country. Contrary to what you may hear, we have
ridiculous amounts of money compared to other parts of the world,

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and like many wealthy countries throughout history, we want to
spend some of our extra cash we have laying around
on things that get people high or whatever kind of
drug you happen to be doing hallucinating. I don't know,
that's not my particular area. You know, where they don't
struggle with drugs. On one of these crappiest country in
the worldless where people live on a dollar a day,

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you're not worried about getting high. You're trying not to
die of diarrhea. That is your entire life. Here in America,
we don't have those concerns boredom. Wealth has brought about
a love of drugs. Now that said, where's the drug
cartel war going to go? For Trump? Well, Trump is
Trump has something he wants, and he is actually handled

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Iran so far in this exact same way the way
he's handled the drug cartels. Trump is not a boots
on the ground guy. Trump is not a go to
war everywhere all the time guy. He has a very
different view of foreign policy. And actually I like his
view of foreign policy very much. But he understands there
are times when you're gonna have to project power somewhere else. So,

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for instance, Iran, he wanted to stop their nuclear reactors,
their nuclear facilities. Well, I mean, you can send in
the Marines, or you can coordinate with Israel, have Israel
take out their anti air defenses for you, which they
did with our help, and then you can simply fly
over some long range bombers, drop a bomb down down

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one is a said the chimney nuked the Dagon thing,
and then fly back home and you've lost nobody, and frankly,
you haven't really risked anybody. You went, you dropped some bombs,
you went home, and now Iran is completely crippled. That
is a fine way to do things, you know, Secretary
of Defense, Petex that's just put out another video. We
just nuked another drug boat that was on its way. Okay,

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all these are fine, All these are good, but they're
not taking care of the problem. Do you want to
hurt these people or do you actually yeah, you're right, sorry, Chris,
Secretary of War. I gotta get used to that, and
I love that, Secretary of War. Do you want to
hurt these people or do you want to completely eradicate

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and defeat these people? Those are two very, very very
different things. You remember the conversation we had when they
first started talking the Trump administration, when they first started
talking about the drug cartels, they were saying things like
wipe them from the face of the earth, eradicate them
using lang like that. Here's the problem, as I talked

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about on the radio, that's not possible, probably at all,
but it's definitely not possible without boots on the ground,
going town to town in Mexico, intelligence operations of intense
urban warfare, guerrilla warfare. It's not possible to do that

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to eradicate the drug cartels without being hands on. You
cannot drone strike your way into eradicating the drug cartels
because they are intertwined in their communities in Mexico. In
a lot of communities, they are the community, they are
the government. They pave the roads, they build the schools.
I know, that's crazy. That's the way it is. In

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parts of Median Columbia. Pablo Escobar is celebrated to this
day for the soccer fields he builds and churches and schools.
I know. It's a weird world, but it is the
world in which we live. So where do I see
this going. It depends on what I choose to believe.

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If the Trump administration truly wants to eradicate the drug cartels,
by the way, they're not idiots, they know everything I
just said. If they want to actually eradicate the drug cartels,
it's going to involve the United States military invading Mexico,
period it is. If that's not what Trump wants, and

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I very much doubt that's what Trump wants. That does
not align with his foreign policy at all. If it's
not what Trump wants, then the goal is not necessarily
to eradicate the cartels. It's to hurt them. Hurt them
very badly, Keep arresting, keep killing their leadership. I suspect
is our plan. Arrest kill their leadership, keep nuking these

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drug boats, making life difficult for them, all this stuff.
The result of all of this is fewer drugs coming
into America. That's obviously a very good thing, which will
drive the cost of drugs up through the roof, which
will price some people out of the drug trade. The

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problem with that is, historically that has not really gotten
people off of drugs who were hooked on drugs, for instance,
heroin and things like that, and meth and a lot
of these things. Their use increased as our prescription drug opiods, opioids, opiods. However,

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you say that, you know, vicing in percoset, these types
of things, as we were giving prescriptions out for that,
and people's prescriptions started to run out where they couldn't
afford them anymore. Well, these people were already hooked on
these drugs, and they went searching for others. Okay, my
doctor won't give me a prescription. I bet you're the
shady guy up the street with the tattoo on his face.

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Will give me something to give me my foot my fix.
It will help I applaud what they've done, but there
is no eradication of the drug cartels without a military
invasion of Mexico. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Friday.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Member.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Let's do one or two non political ones, shall we? Jesse?
What is the superior wing flavor? Then the name of
a just merciful gun. The name of a just merciful gun?
Okay uh. I've wrestled with this question a lot. Ah.

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I obviously am just the standard buffalo hotwing guy. I
love that. I am a dry rup guy too. If
you get a good dry rub, it can be it
can be enjoyable. I enjoy good dry rub. I don't

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like sweet ones too much, like a barbecue. I'm not
big on a barbecue. You know a wing flavor? I
adore garlic parmesan, Garlic parmesan with a good blue cheese.
Why are you scoffing at garlic parmesan? Chris? What Chris said?

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I need some spice, I know, listen, listen me too.
I want some spice too. I'm not criticizing for once.
I'm not criticizing you for needing some spice if I
have to. The real pro order is you go half
something spicy, like a Cajun or a buffalo. Half garlic palm,

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garlic palm, given little, giving you a little yin a
little yang, little this little that I'm a wing connoisseur.
You already know I am the master. I already educated
you on how to eat flats, that I'm able to
tongue punch my way through the flats. And I already
taught you that a long time ago, so we don't

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have to go over it again. But garlic palm, buffalo
or every now and then you can find a place
that does a spicy garlic if you can get it,
because you can combine to two, get a spicy garlic.
M Jesse. Given the deep division and mistrust between the
political right and left, what steps do you think both

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sides can take to begin seeing each other not as
enemies but as fellow Americans with different views. No, we're enemies.
We are enemies. I'll explain it this way. It's an
analogy I've used many times, but I'll use it again.
If my wife and I, if if she wants to

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move to the suburbs. She wants a white picket fence
and a house in the suburbs, and that's how she
wants to live. She still wants to raise our kids,
you know, we still want to live kind of the
same life. But she wants to live in the suburbs.
But I I don't want to live in the burbs.

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I'm want to be in the city. I want to
live in the city. I want some kind of an
apartment or a townhouse in the city with the kids,
of course, And that's the way i want to live
my life. We can figure that out. We can work
that out. It's a difference, and I'm not even gonna
act like it's a small difference. It's a difference. But

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we can work it out. But if she wants to
go to the suburbs with a white picket fence, raise
the kids church on Sunday, that kind of life, I
I want to leave the kids. I want to give
the kids up for adoption. I'm not interested in raising children.

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In fact, I don't even want to hold down a job.
I want to pick my favorite band and I want
to get hooked on black tar, heroin. And that's how
I want to live. My life. We can't reconcile that.
There's no reconciling that we are going to have to
go our separate ways, or if we don't go our

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separate ways, one of us is going to have to
completely give up our dream. This is where we are
now as a country. Reconciliation between Republicans and Democrats was
something that has happened many times throughout history, in small ways.
I admit there've always been different parties, but it has

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happened many times throughout history. There is no reconciliation with communists,
and it's not even something you should desire. Don't let
your desire for beat for peace cloud the need for war.
You must defeat the people who want to chop body

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parts off of children. There is no common ground, there's
no we all all want the same things. No, we
do not. You must completely defeat the people who want
to open up your border and bring as many gang
members into your community as possible. There is no middle ground.
We're not going to meet halfway, okay, just a few

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gang members. No no, no, no, no no no. That is not
humanly possible. And what's more, you shouldn't want that, I know,
in our in our feminized way we learn things, especially
America's feminized Christianity, which is not real. We are taught
that we just should get along with everybody, and everyone

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just should have a place and a say, and every
everyone's kind of right. I don't want to. I don't
want to take a stance that is flat out wrong.
It is not right at all. It's not right as
a country. It's not right. Before God, there is good
and there is evil. There is right, and there is wrong.
And we do not come to the table and negotiate

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a peace with wrong. Ron can surrender or Ron can
be defeated. But we don't need to get along. No,
we need to win, and we need to focus on winning.
And what's more, I promise you they're focused on winning.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday.
Remember if you missed any part of the show, you

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can download the whole thing on Iheard Spotify iTunes. And remember,
Tuesday is the championship game, Crappiest Country in the World.
Tournament comes to an end. We you and me, we
choose a champion, and don't forget that champion is going
to get a very special care package. Courtesy of The

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Jesse Kelly Show. So, Jesse, I'm a fairly new listener,
been loving the show. I'm curious, are you the one
that comes up with the brought to You buys for
the Crappiest country in the World tournament? If not you,
is it Jewish producer Chris trash can barbecues and pos
cars and whatnot? Make me laugh. I am not responsible

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for virtually any of those. That is Jewish producer Chris
and producer Corey, and they're sick people. They're sick, demented people.
I only came up with one of those, and I'm
not even gonna tell you which one it is. I
came up with one of those those two. Look, I
find out the sponsor. When you find out the sponsor,

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did you know that this is one hundred percent the
sponsor stuff? Totally Chris and Corey and those two freaks.
They actually sent off the sponsors to the voice guy
to do the voice so it sounds official. This is
what bad people. They are just really bad people. Jesse.
My mother is ninety five and recently hospitalized. Her hospital

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roommate was eighty five. Knowing they both hate Trump, I
said in a visit, so I understand neither of you
like Trump. And her roommate turned and said, don't mention
that creature name or I'll be in here another week.
Think about all that generation endured, how they fought for
their country and had their sons die for this country,

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and they were proud. How can they side with democrats?
I don't get it, do you? His name is Michael?
All right, So let me get super philosophical here and
sound like a motivational speaker. But we all take paths
in life. Remember I told you that I used to

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drink way too much, especially when I got back from Iraq.
Had a big problem with alcohol when I got back
from Iraq. We're talking the get off work and the
first stop I make every day on the way home
is at a gas station to grab multiple tall boys

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of beer and drink them on the way home. I'm
not even waiting until I get home. I'm drinking thinking
on the way home. That's how bad it was, all right,
that's a really, really bad place to be in life.
Right So, by the way, if that's you right now,
you'll get out of it. Keep struggling, keep struggling. We've
all been there. You'll get out of it anyway, Uh,

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how do you get to that place? Now that I'm
long out of it and I look back, how do
you get to that place? Obviously I have a whole
list of excuses, all all kinds of things. I could say,
what was this? It was that it was Iraq? But David,
I have all these excuses, some valid, some not. It
doesn't matter. But the truth is, when I was a

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young man, sixteen or so seventeen, I discovered beer with
my friends, as many young men do. Okay, and again,
I'm not not judging you wherever you are in your life.
I'm not judging you. I'm not judging you for any dumb,
stupid things you've done or do, because I've done them
all or worse. But if you find yourself at thirty

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roughly and you're drinking Tall Boys on the way home
from work to get drunk every single night, you can, probably,
if you're honest with yourself, trace that back to starting
down a path that was a bad path, and you
just kept getting further and further and further down that path.

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So when you're sixteen or seventeen years old, you're in
Montana on the weekends, Hey, somebody grab a keg. Let's
get all the boys together, maybe get some dimes. If
we're lucky, let's go to the mountains. We'll go camping.
Let's have a big keg party, drink beer all weekend long.
All right, that's one way to live your life. It's fine,
but I did it. But that snowballs into more, and

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snowballs into more, and snowballs into more and more and
more and more and more, and then eventually, like I said,
you find yourself getting hammered on the way home because
you can't even and wait till you walk in the
door and drop your keys. It's a bad place to
be in life. Older communists shocked normal people. They'll tell

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you they still shocked me because I didn't have any grandparents, really,
any older people in my life who were this way.
When I picture older people, I picture my grandpa. My
grandpa Hang. He was a farmer, used to be Amish,
walked away from that, but still really close to all
of his Amish family. A farmer, gigantic hands, just like mine.

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Gigantic hands, loved his wife, raised wonderful kids on a farm.
Nicest freaking guy in the world, big barrel laughs, had
his stuff together financially. And that's how I picture older people.
That's how I picture older people. The grandpa, that's nice,

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My grandma, my grandma Helen, his wife.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
You know.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
You walk in the door and she's got homemade apple sauce.
She just got out of her garden, she's done quilting.
That's how I picture older people. But why are they
that way? Those paths started for them years in years
and years ago, and soon you end up as the
old woman who makes apple sauce for her grandkids and

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gives them a quilt they don't want it Christmas time.
That's how I picture old people because that was my
experience with older people. But there are people who start
walking down the road of communism even if they don't
know it. They read the New York Times, they watch NBC.

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Their friends are communists when they're thirty forty. Maybe they
started when they were twenty. Now picture this, You think
they should be the saintly World War two generation at
ninety five, But what if they just spent seventy five
five years in communist and doctrination. That person is more

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warped than the communist than the twenty year old and
communist who just discovered communism with her lesbian friends. We
like to think that's the most mentally deranged radicalized communist
there is. But she just got hooked on booze yesterday.
Your grandmother's been hooked on booze for seventy five years.
Who's further down the path. We travel down paths in life,

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good pass and bad pass by the way. I don't
mean to make them all dark. Maybe you we talk
about working out a lot, Not that I'm some workout
freak or something like that, but maybe you got into
sports when you were younger, or your parents were into
sports and working out, and maybe that's just always been
part of your life. You're always gonna go for a jog,
You're gonna go to the gym. You're gonna do this well.

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At forty fifty years old, sixty years old, you are
gonna be in such a better place health wise because
you've spent years going down that path, traveling down a
good path where it gets better and better and better
and better and better. We all make these choices in
life on where our paths are going to be, on

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what paths we're going to take, and it gets a
lot better, or it gets a lot worse. You're never
stationary older democrats today. Older ones are as brain dead, radicalized,
sick in evil, and broken as the eighteen year old

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you see on college campus who doesn't know anything simply
because they've been traveling down the wrong path their entire lives.
And oftentimes, if you travel down that path for long enough,
you can't get out. You're so far down, you're so

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far gone mentally, you are so broken mentally. Remember that
old woman. We've played the audio cut of several times before.
I find it to be so insanely sad. An old
woman again, the age my grandma was when she used
to feed me apple sauce and put a quilt on
me when I stayed overnight at Grandma's house. That's how

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I picture women who are this age. But my grandma
took one path. This lady took a different one.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
I just, I just I'm just so scared. I'm not
I'm seventy four years and I worry about everything, and
I just, I just I just seem so scared and upset,
and I don't and I don't understand why people didn't

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voted for this person.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Seventy four years old, broken because that woman, I promise much.
She didn't discover the Democrat Party yesterday. She spent decades
traveling down that path. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Fantastic Friday, Final segment on a Fantastic Friday.

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If you miss me, I don't blame you. We'll be
back on Monday. Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com is
the email address next week? No ifs, no ands, no butts.
The Siege of Malta history lesson is coming, and I'm
warning you right now it could very well be Monday.

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It's going to depend on how Newsy Monday is.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
You know.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
If there's big, gigantic stories, been have to tackle those
and I can't. But my tentative plan, I'm not committing
this to you. My tentative plan is hour two after
Medal of Honor Monday, we completely sidetrack the show and
we do some siege of Malta. What Why are you
making that face? Why can't I what I can't do?

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I can't do things I love what I do, not
make plans that fall through. I am not, I am
not bound. I have to. I have to serve the people. Chris,
unlike you, who only serve yourself. I have to care
about people, and if there's something big, I have to
talk about it. Anyway, that is probably coming Monday. Speaking

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of Chris, Chris asked why lasagna always sucks. He said
it shouldn't because the ingredients are all good. You got
your pasta, at your sauce and everything else. Let me
explain why lasagna usually sucks. I know there are exceptions.
I know, I know. I know every woman is offended
and she's emailing in here to lasagna recipe as we speak.
To stay with me. Here's why lasagna generally sucks, even

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though the ingredients are generally good. One ricotta cheese is disgusting.
At least the ricotta cheese, that clumping, nasty stuff that's
like soap. That that that we normally get in lasagna.
Here I realize there's good, more kind of liquidy, pure
ricotta that's better. But our garbage ricotta is garbage. So

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let's set that aside. Food. As I've explained so many times,
it's all about the ratios. It's all about the proportion,
and that's what lasagna gets wrong. You know, we'll make
we'll make this about pizza. What's what makes or breaks

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a good pizza. You could argue anything, Is it the crust,
is it the sauce? I would usually say it's a sauce.
Is it the cheese or the pepperoni or the sausage
or whatever. All those things matter. But a truly great
pizza has the proper proportion of all of them. Uh.

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This is where cheese steaks are another example. Guys will
screw up cheese because I need it with ten can
I get three times the meat I like meat too.
That screws up the bread to meat, to cheese, to onions,
to jap ratio, It's all screwed up. Lasagna has the ingredients,

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the meats and the cheeses and the pastas, but the
ratios are all wrong, so it doesn't work. It's all
about the proper proportion of things right, not too hot,
not too cold, Jesse. Charlie's assassination and subsequential forgiveness by
Erica Kirk of that Kami was a game changer for

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me personally. I've never seen anything like witnessing by our
leaders at Charlie's memorial service. It was incredible with my
renewed interest in the New Testament. Haha, on your face Chris,
I'm reading it with your messaging in my head, having
been listening to you since Fox News wax Tucker or
wax Tucker. The question is this, how can we tie

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your anti communist messaging to the Bible in a way
that brings more anti communists to a spiritual reality as
well as more spiritual people to realize the threat of communism.
I agree, communism's our greatest threat. So on and so forth.
He says, his name is Tom. You don't have to
tie in something that's already tied. It's already tied. It

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is already tied. Are use a sports analogy here. If
you are somebody who loves football or you love lifting weights.
If you love lifting weights, then inevitably that's going to
make you better at football because you're getting stronger. Or

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maybe you just love football, but you're out there. It's
the pushups and the running, and you're getting stronger. You're
also going to get better at lifting weights. You are
moving not just in the same direction. You're not moving parallel.
It's like you are moving toward each other at an angle,
and at some point in time you're going to meet.

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There is evil, and because there is evil, You're seeing
it all the time everywhere. Because there is evil, that
must mean there is good. There are great things happening
in the country right now, Absolutely awesome things happening in
the country. This guy though struggling, Jesse, I know you've
seen Jane Goodall died on Wednesday. When I saw the news,

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my inner voice laughed and said, you wanted less humans
on earth? You which she's that lady who talked about
reducing the population by ninety percent and things like that.
What kind of monster am I? As long as I
can remember, I've always not celebrated, but felt no sorrow
at all when a COMI or member of the opposition
has died. I try to be a good person, but

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I can't help feeling relieved when they die. What kind
of a monster am I? You are not a monster,
You're a human being. And if you have these thoughts,
that's generally not great. But don't voice them. I mean,
you can always email me. I'm fine, I'm glad you

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email me. Just keep it to yourself. A great rule
is never, ever, ever, ever, ever celebrate when someone dies.
Maybe if a terrorist dies or something like that, you
can stand up and cheer. Look, Jane goodall is paying
the price for that now. If anything, feel sorry, Feel sorry,

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all right, but yeah, never celebrate and definitely don't do
it publicly when someone dies. Now, go soak up every
minute of your weekend and enjoy yourself, all right. I
will talk to you again on Monday, that's all.