Ask Dr. Jesse Friday

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is that Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Congratulations on surviving another
week as we all cruise into the weekend, and so
we're going to talk about everything from the need for
two parties, pointing out hypocrisy, slavery, making fun of Lindsey Graham,

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all that and so much more coming up in the
final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. I want to
finish up on the young ladies question before we go,
why do we even need why do we even need
two parties? Why don't even need Democrats? Why can't we
just get rid of them? Well, listen, Obviously, the modern
day Democrat Party is solos, demonic and evil and communist

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and awful, and there's no question about it. And I
wish the party would just go away. But we always
want choices. I actually don't like it that we only
have two major political parties. I think it's a terrible system.
I wish there were ten. I wish there were several

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political parties. That's how it operates in many parts of
the world. And there are problems with that system too.
But you want choices, You want choices. The problem when
you get two political parties like we have only two,
is it becomes much easier for the two parties to

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actually become one. They just pretend they're different. You've heard people,
maybe you've done it yourself, talk about the UNI Party.
It's a very legitimate complaint. Under Republicans, generally government grows,
spending grows, we get involved in every foreign affair humanly possible,

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we mass import foreigners. Under Democrats, government grows, spending grows,
we get involved in every foreign affair possible, and we
massively import foreigners than the Republicancy. Now, obviously I'm not
going to pretend like both parties are the same. I
don't say that there are differences, significant differences, especially given

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how evil the Democrat Party has become. But two parties
are easier to merge into one than ten parties are. Nevertheless,
this is the system we have, and I don't think
it's going to change anytime soon. So it is what
it is. Jesse. What's the cause of the shift in
mindset that owning another human being slavery was immoral For

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most of human history? This was not the case. Well,
let's not simplify it too much. Remember when we say
for most of history. For history this, there were always
people throughout history who thought the idea of owning another
human being was wrong. And there have been always people

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throughout history, including today, that have no problem with owning
another human being. It all comes down to how you
look at human beings. It really all comes down to that.
If you look at a person, any person, maybe someone
you hate, or a culture or a religion or a
race you dislike, maybe you look at that person as

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not necessarily a person like you. They're lower, they're lesser.
They're not a human being, a soul created by God.
It's just a lesser person. If you look at people
like that, then it's not a hard step to think,

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well I should own that person. They should cook and
clean and work to salt minds and everything else. If
you look at human beings, every human being, as a
God created soul, well then it's a lot harder to
justify owning that person in your mind, right. It's just
it's a matter of how you look at people. This

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is why I don't like collectivism in any form, because
what it does is it strips the individual of any rights.
You just become well part of the herd, and if
you stray from the herd. You're struck down because the
herd has to move as one, and I reject that completely. Jesse,

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it's that time of year where every store at checkout
wants you to round up for whatever cause. I hate
that as much as people selling things at store entrances.
I've seen over and over again how the round up
money doesn't actually get to where you're led to believe
it does. I'm never a rounduper, what say you? I
completely refuse to round up ever, not in the fast

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food drive through lane, not at checkout counter, in the
grocery store. In fact, this is a good time. In fact,
this is the perfect time because it's the Christmas season.
It's the perfect time to let you know about something
I when I was done running for Congress twice and
losing twice, I moved to Washington, d C. To work

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in politics. I only lived there for a year then
I moved out. But during that time I got a
window into the nonprofit world that was very revealing to me.
The amount of money that flows into nonprofits that aren't

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necessarily nonprofits is amazing. These nonprofits, their CEOs are bringing
home half a million a million dollars a year. These
nonprofits of every stripe, by the way, every cause, every
veterans and sick puppies. We got to feed the kids

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in Africa, you name it. Even if that nonprofit started
out with a good heart, if you will, they started out.
The people who started it, they really wanted to help veterans.
What happens is money starts coming in, Then you start
staffing up, Then you start learning how to get more

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money when you send more emails and more online fundraising
and more this and more that, and soon the human mind,
the human heart being what it is, you have access
to all this money flowing in and yeah, you're you're
further veterans. This is this is veteran charity. How much
money actually gets down to the wounded veteran? You said

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you were helping. Not much, not much. Don't ever ever
give to a charity you have not researched. First for
two tunnel to towers and preborn two. Go look them up.

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I've said that to you several times before. Don't take
my word for it. Look them up. There are charity
rating services, if you will, multiple and what they do
is because nonprofits have to have fairly open books, these
charity rating services will dig into all of them and

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they'll figure out where is the money flowing. Is that
twenty dollars you just sent to the veterans actually going
to the veterans, Or is nineteen dollars of it going
into the CEO's pocket and a veteran gets fifty cents
at the end. After everything shakes out, look up every
charity before you give. I have become so insanely jaded

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on the charity nonprofit industry the more I find out
about it. The second, the second when Premiere you know,
I worked for Premiere and we're so blessed with how
they treat us here because they let us do what
we want, say what we want, and they let us
say no to people who want to advertise on the show.

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The second we get a non profit who wants to
advertise on the show. Jewish producer Chris is on I'm
like white on Rice. He's all over the Internet. Let's
find out what's the story behind us, What are the
charity ratings, what are the salaries? Because and they know
how to make it sound great, right, they're great at branding.
All these charities are so great at branding. I remember

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to speak about one specifically, I remember Hurricane Harvey. You
probably forgot. There's always a new hurricane. But Hurricane Harvey
was that big hurricane that hit my area of the
Houston area, and it created a unique amount of flooding.
It's not that the winds were that bad, but it
got over us and stayed over us, and so the
area was underwater. Like I couldn't leave more than a
mile from my house. Everything was underwater. You had to

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get a raft. It was crazy. So there was flooding everywhere.
Everything's underwater, and it was all this devastation and people's
houses and livelihoods. It was just terrible. And the Red Cross,
the Red Cross is famous, old school famous Red Cross
comes in and started soliciting donations for Hurricane Harvey. Enterprising

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souls started tracking it. If you gave to that one
they had sent out. There was actually no guarantee whatsoever
your money was going to a single person in need
in this area. None. Maybe it did, maybe it didn't.
But everybody what happened, you had it in your heart

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to help people, people who were hurting, people who were underwater,
people who lost everything, people who lost a loved one.
In this massive charity sent out an email don't you
want to help the people of Houston. They're drowning? Give
ten dollars today? Does somebody get there? Oh? No, probably not.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And in case you're

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wondering if the wonderful spirit that built America is gone,
I want to point you to this headline right here.
Two North Texas men indicted an alleged plot to invade
the Haitian Island, kill all the men and enslave the
women and children. We can still do this, America. We
can still what what? Chris? What? So you remember the

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lady yesterday, the congresswoman from Tennessee, from Nashville, Tennessee, who
well here she was heavily involved with the Nashville mayoral
race because I hate the city. I hate the bachelorettes,
I hate the pedal taverns, I hate country music, I

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hate all of the things that make Nashville apparely in
make city to the rest of the country. But I
hate it. Yeah, I'm not girling. It's not landing that
well as you can imagine. I look, I know, I
don't claim to be a political expert. All I did
was lose my run for office twice. But in general,

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a good rule is it's it's probably a good idea
not to crap all over the area you represent that
doesn't land well. And after that, which you just I mean,
you heard her on camera, here she is, and I'm
sure you've seen the commercials.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'm sure you've seen the onslaught of ads. And then
today the Republicans decided that they're going to start this
narrative that me, the state representative who represents downtown Nashville.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Doesn't like the city. Now, I always want Nashville to
be better, right, I want Nashville to be a place
where working people can thrive. Right. But sure I get
mad at the bachelorette Sometimes I get mad at the
pedal taverns.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Right then, you're talking to someone who has cried no
less than ten times in the Country Music Hall of Fame.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
The girl that just goes to the rhyman to hang out. No, no,
we're not even gonna go there. We are so close
to winning this race, which is why these rumors are
getting more wild. Turns out, you have to backpedal a
little bit whenever you go on camera and talk about
how much your city sucks. Jelse, why doesn't a single

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so called republican say, you complain about ice wearing masks,
but it's okay for protesters and Antifa to wear masks
and the community and burn and loot and destroy stuff.
And the subject to this one is the hypocrisy. So
this is probably a new listener to the show, and
I don't this is no insult. I need to explain

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this again for everybody who is new. For most of
my life, actually for all of my life, the right
has pointed out the hypocrisy of the left, and they
have pointed out the hypocrisy thinking it would dissuade them

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or get them to change their ways. And yet it
never has. Never, one time has pointing out their hypocrisy
gotten them to change their ways. Why why doesn't that work? Well,
the mistake you're making is you're assigning your value system

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to people who don't share your value system. You don't
like hypocrisy, you try not to be a hypocrite. Then, yeah,
you're right, Chris, Yes, and that's good. I want to
stress that you don't want to be a hypocrite and
you don't like hypocrisy, but don't make the human mistake

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of taking your value system and project it onto people
who don't share it at all, not at all. They
don't care about hypocrisy. They don't care. These people will
do and say anything to move the revolution forward. And

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remember they view themselves as being the one true religion,
the one true rulers. Doesn't the king get to eat
things the peasants don't get to eat. You know, these
people are the climate commis all the time. They'll do this.
They'll fly on a private jet. You haven't newsom just
did it, fly on a private jet down to Brazil

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and talk to everybody about how bad their carbon emissions are.
And we point out what hypocrisy. He's such a hypocrite.
He thinks he's above you. You have to give up
your car, not him. The COVID stuff, we puted it
out all the time in COVID. These public officials kept
getting quote busted traveling without masks, going out to eat.

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They're partying it up in Florida. And then they go
on camera and tell you you gotta wear a mask,
don't travel, stay inside, be safe. Deborah Burks goes on
camera and tells people not to gather with extended family
for Thanksgiving, hangs up from the interview. Promptly gets on
a plane and goes with their extended family for Thanksgiving,
and everyone looks and says, what are hypocrite? The hypocrisy

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that doesn't work on her? She's above you, she's above me.
We are simply the serfs were the peasants, of course,
were held to different standards than rulers. They see themselves
as kings and queens. You are more than welcome to

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point out the hypocrisy of the communists hating that Ice
wears masks and not caring that Antifa wears masks. You
are welcome to point it out. It's a free country.
You can scream at them to you're blue in the
face about how hippocratic they're being, hypocritical they're being, but
it won't work. It won't move them a single inch.

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They don't share your value system, and if you keep
projecting your value system onto them, you are going to
be constantly losing, slamming up against the wall and can't
figure out why. All right, let's make fun of Lindsey
Graham in Top five bands. Next of your hate your
death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Look, we

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might answer, but also people be texting us.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
I'm sorry, but like we don't have ethical like rules
that say that you can't receive text messages or you
can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has a
certain record and you can't do it. In committee, we
obviously sitting on our phones, and yes, people be texting.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
People be texting, Chris, quit stressing over the whole thing.
People be texting, Jesse. I too, am a huge fan
of the B seventeen. That's the flying Fortress World War
two bomber, which I love. I was able to pay
five hundred dollars for a twenty minute flight in a
rebuild you old pub. Of course, all the cool positions

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were blocked off. I'm an ex airborne infantryman that stands
a huge five foot six. I would like to think
if I am an airman in World War Two that
I would be the balterreate gunner. What position do you
think you would be? You also share the same mentality
of the Boys of the eighth the bal turret gunners.

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You know the bal turret's I know it's obvious, but
that's the ball turret that's under the B seventeen. If
you look at one from the side and it looks
like there's a big tumor at the bottom. There were
a couple fifty cows out that thing, and it's fascinating
if you actually look at the ball turre. It it's
so small. I forget what the number is, but I

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think it was five five five six. That was about
the limit. And those guys you get in there and
they're folded up inside of that thing. It's a tiny,
tiny little thing. And those guys were insanely brave for
a variety of reasons. One of them the fighter planes

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had come up at you from the bottom, and because
there are more guns up top, they'd come at you
from the bottom. That's why the ball turret existed, so
those guys would be under fire. That's one. You could
get shot out of it. That's not bulletproof glass. You
could get shot out of it and fall down. The
ball turret had to be in a certain position to

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get the ball turret gunner out of it and back
into the plane. There's a hatch, right, but it had
to be in a certain position. Well, oftentimes, these planes,
if they made it back, which many times they didn't,
if they made it back to England where they took
off from Oftentimes these planes would be shot to pieces,

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a shot to pieces, parts of them hanging off, engines
on fire, to disaster because the flat was so bad.
The fighter planes were so bad. Well, the planes would
take so many hits that sometimes the ball turret no
longer operated and could not be put into position to

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get the guy out. Combine that with this, you want
to hear something dark. You want to have an extra
respect for those wonderful World War Two bombers who did
all that. Sometimes the landing year didn't work either and
couldn't be put back down. There are stories of ball

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turret gunners who had to ride in the ball to
it for hours on the way back to England, with
the full knowledge that they were going to be flattened
like a pancake when the plane landed because they couldn't
get out in the landing gear didn't work. They would

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simply be smashed on impact. Crazy right, fifty percent of
them gone. And those planes I've told you before, go
to an air museum. The air museums all over the place. Really,
we've really done a good job in the country of

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preserving so many of our old planes and things like that.
Take your kids out. Look at them, touch them, feel them.
They are not these armored beasts. They're made of nothing.
It's a soda can. And these guys were getting shot
to pieces in these things all the time. Crazy, crazy bravery. Jesse,

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what do you consider the top five bands? I say
you're one is Zeppelin and two is Credence. One is credence.
For me, Zeppelin's on that list. Maybe Pink Floyd, Pink
Floyd might be on that list. I'm a bit I
like what, Chris. I like Pink Folk. Don't make that face.
I like that. I like Pink Floyd. Johnny Cash would

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be on that list. No, not Smashing Pumpkins, Chris. Uh.
Probably the Beach Boys. Jesse is, what is that loser lends?
What if that loser Lindsey Graham Susan wins money and
we shame him into giving money to January sixth for
their legal fees. Look, I'm going to try, but Lindsey
Graham has no shame. If he did, he wouldn't be

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Lindsey Graham. Of course, he's the one who inserted that
provision in the build that allows us senators to sue.
And of course he's the one already publicly bragging about
all the people he's going to sue. I don't have
any problem with US senators finding a way to sue
the FBI because their rights have been violated. I have

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a huge problem with senators making it so they can
sue the FBI and you can't. You are not better
than us, you are not special, You're not higher than us.
You are supposed to serve us. And I part of
the reason this sticks in me so badly is after
January sixth, when the cheka started rounding up January six

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ers everywhere they could get, everywhere they could find them,
overcharging them domestic seditious conspiracy, about all this crazy stuff
they would charge him with, throwing them in prison, abusing
them routinely. How many Republicans can you name who spoke
out or even people on the radio would speak out

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on their behalf? Can you name ten? There were almost
none who were willing to speak out on behalf of
these normal people who were having their lives completely destroyed, bankrupted,
lost their jobs, lost their freedom. Chris said it was
just me. It was not just me. There were others,
but there weren't many. And I get so disgusted when

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normal people are just disregarded and forgotten about all those years,
all that abuse, all those people bankrupted and wiped out,
and freedom taken away and jobs lost in Not one
time did the GOP Senate make a carve out so
those people could get some kind of compensation from the

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evil FBI for what the evil FBI did to them.
Not one time, but the second it comes out that
United States senators had their text messages read and had
their phone calls tracked and location tracked and things like that,
imdiately insert something in a government funding bill that allows
them to sue for half million dollars in incident. You

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can't even pretend to care about normal people, Like I said,
maybe you're a scumbag only care about yourself. I got it.
But you can't even pretend that's terrible man, that's freaking terrible.
Oracle Nazis or Communists? Which is the greater evil if
you had to pick and why, that's a pretty tough one.

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And a note, I don't know that there is a
greater evil. The second you start mass murdering people for
any reason, you've entered in a realm of the greatest
evil monsters ever. And I don't know that there is
a greater evil. Look, there's no question the Communists killed

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far more people, but that's because the Nazis were on
only one country, and they actually weren't in power for
that long. They didn't have enough time to kill as
many people as mal did or Stalin did or whatnot.
I don't know that there is a greater evil. What Chris, Yeah,
he's not wrong, Chris said, they both wanted central government control,

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they both wanted to control everything, and they both found
people they labeled as enemies of the state and then
use state power to mass slaughter those people. I don't
know that you can say one's worse than the others.
It is The Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday, and asked Doctor

(25:41):
Jesse Friday, people be texting. I can't do anything about what, Chris,
people be texting. Okay, this is the bottom line, Jesse.
No political questions or points I want to make today,
although there's plenty on my mind. I just want to
say you make me laugh nearly every day while delivering
mostly bad news on my way home, and we should

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all find a way to laugh a little even when
there's things going on in this country that should scare
every American, Like my nearly eighty eight year old neighbor
would say, you're a good egg, thanks man. Look all
we could do is laugh sometimes, right and look and
be texting what Chris, hey, Jesse. My question is how
did Biden get away with opening the borders and letting

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millions of illegals in when it's clearly against the law. Well,
there's a lot to that. First of all, sadly, there
are many things that they did when it comes to
importing foreigners that are actually not against the law. Many
things are against the law, but many are not because

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of ridiculous manipulations of our laws and crazy laws we've
passed over the years, things like refugees, asylum seekers, the
laws of ours we're violated or we're there to be violated.
But I'll tell you something. It brings up a point.

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It brings up a point that I made many times
when Joe Biden was in office, and the point remains
to this day, right now, when the Democrat Party is
the anti America communist party trying to burn the country down.
The best we can hope for as a nation, You

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and me. The best we can hope for is keeping
our heads above water. That is a win. What we're
doing right now is a win. We cannot survive long
term as a country with one of the two political
parties trying to burn it down. It's not humanly possible.

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In order to save America long term, we need something
you can't do and I can't do. We have to
have a reformed Democrat party. It doesn't mean they have
to be Republicans, doesn't mean they have to believe everything
you believe or I believe not at all. I don't know.
There's room for everything in there. But we can't have

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an anti American subversive party long term. You just can't
make it. Until then, we fight every little battle we
can and try to keep our heads above water. So
back to your question. What this hays to do with
your question is our country are our constitution, our system

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of government. It wasn't built. No system of government is
built to withstand the chief executive trying to burn it down.
You see that doesn't There's nothing you can do when
you have a president and I know it wasn't Joe Biden.
He was just a cadaver. The people around him are

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the ones who did it. But when you have a
president of the United States of America who's trying to
bring in they've created an app to bring in as
many foreigners as possible. There's just no law that can
stop that. There's no there's no system in place to
stop that. It's like, uh, I drive all the time.

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I'm the driver of the family. Everyone knows it. Unless
we're teaching one of the boys to drive, which actually
we're in the middle of another one of those right now.
But unless we're teaching one of the boys to drive,
I'm going to drive wherever we go. I'm the man
of the house. I do the driving in the family. Now.
Obviously there are all kinds of safeguards in the cars,
seat belts and air bags and everything else. But is

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there anything that will protect my family if I decide
I want to drive the car off a bridge, if
the steering wheels in my hands, I don't care how
many airbags you have. There's just not It's not designed
for that. We can't survive with democrats trying to kill us.

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We can survive political disagreements, we can we can't survive
democrats putting gay pornography in the school libraries. You can't.
That has to stop. They have to stop. And that's
out of your hands. Things are just out of your hands.
Some things, I should say, are out of your hands. Look,
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here's a headline by go you know you know the

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thing emails we didn't get to you, dear shadow. I
had a terrifying thought the other day when hearing you
talk about being unable to pinpoint the exact reason behind
the multiple recent public appearances from the former first Lady
that'd be Michelle Obama. I wonder if it is setting
the stage for a twenty twenty eight presidential run. Thoughts

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there would have been a time in my life where
that would have made me afraid, because Michelle Obama was
wildly popular. I despise her, but she was wildly popular
when she was first Lady. But this is one of
those things presidential runs. It's easy to be popular as
a first lady. Why you don't have to actually do

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anything controversial at all. You look pretty and you dress
up and you're the president's arm candy, and you read
books to kindergarteners, and you can just do basic, non political,
pleasant happy things, thus making you very, very appealing to
the general public. But the second you decide you're going

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to start running for president, when now you don't get
to play the first lady card anymore. Now we need
to hear your position on the issues. We need to
hear you talk about things Michelle Obama is an unlikable
hag because Michelle Obama is a filthy communist who complains
all the time about everything. Everything is a complaint, how

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bad her life is, how much the country suy, how
much the America's racist, America's sexist, And there is just
no appetite for that anymore. As a country. America is
not going to be white guilted into voting for any
more communists in this country. We did that once before.
We're not going to be male guilted into that. It's
not going to happen anymore. It doesn't work. I don't

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think she's popular enough. Jesse. Last night I heard you
make fun of that Doric in Maine with a Nazi
tattoo on his chest. The story I heard is he
was a dumb grunt doing dumb stuff with other dumb grunts.
Were you ever something or close to doing something like
that in your time in the Core? Nope. I did
a whole bunch of really dumb, horrible things in my
time in the Core, and I can honestly tell you never,

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at one point ever did it occur to me to
get a Nazi tattoo. That just never crossed my mind.
Maybe I'm just weird like that. You go, put your
phone down, enjoy your weekend. That's all.