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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday,
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm gonna step away from the questions for a brief
moment because there is a story that came out earlier
today and I desperately do not want to get my
hopes up. It is one of those things so much
of the fate of the nation rests on it. I
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don't want to oversell it. I almost didn't even bring
it up on the show because it's Friday. But the
Supreme Court, this is a few hours ago. The Supreme
Court came out and they said we're going to review
the idea of birthright citizenship. This is something that Trump
administration is hot on. Just in case you don't know
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what that is. The fourteenth Amendment of the United States
of America was put into place so freed slaves could
because considered full US citizens, not half citizens or any
of that ridiculousness. They're Americans, their freed slaves. That's why
it was put into place. And this is something that
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anyone with two brain cells knows. That's why it was
put into place because our judicial system is so evil
and hostile to this country. They determined a long time
ago that the fourteenth Amendment actually means that anybody born here,
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under any circumstances, for any reason, as a United States citizen.
This has been nothing short of catastrophic for the United
States of America. It's not only the anchor babies who
come over here. These super pregnant women will find anything
to skip across the border, get into an American emergency
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room and have her baby. No, she's not a citizen,
but that is. It's not just that visa holders, people
whose visas have expired. All these people they have kids
boom American citizens, and they'll have a lot of them
than their kids Boom American citizens. It essentially grows the
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foreigner population of this country exponentially every single year because
they're all American citizens. It is the most nationally suicidal
policy I've ever heard in my entire life. This is
the reason we have people like this in Congress that
we have.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
How can you help us, you know, be a better country.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Build back what we used to have back in a
long time ago.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
So hopefully we will be able to help our country,
our former country, Somalia.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
She's a citizen. All the children she has will be citizens,
their children after them, and their children after them birthright citizenship.
The Supreme Court decided today they are going to take
up this case. I'm very nervous because however they decide,
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it's the Supreme Court that's probably going to be it
for a very, very very long time. Maybe one day
you get the Supreme Court to take it up again.
But remember, you know, Roe versus Wade was a ridiculous decision.
What was that fifty years before we got any Supreme
Court to take it up again and overturn it. If
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they decide the wrong way, it will be disastrous for
this country. If they decide the right way, it will
be wonderful for this country. Uh. I'm going to go
ahead and say this now, and we're going to move
on and get back to the questions. We've had the
talk men many times before. In fact, we just had
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it last night that the mass importation of foreigners, it's
not a side issue for communists. It is there everything
with it. With the mass importation of foreigners, they cannot
possibly lose. They will eventually outnumber us. Without it, they
cannot possibly win because everyone hates them in their disgusting policies.
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You are going to see more communist activism leading up
to this decision than you have ever seen in your
entire life. And I'll go ahead and lay this one
out there right now. The security provided to the United
States Supreme Court justices, certainly the ones on the right,
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leading up to this decision, better be the finest security
on the planet. Because if you think the communists will
hesitate for a single second to murder one or more
Supreme Court justice in order to keep their foreigners in
this country, you are nuts. They will kill every Supreme
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Court justice without hesitation if it means protecting the revolution.
Are Supreme Court justices and their families, they had better
be protected, and I mean with some ironclad security. They
should all right now consider their lives in mortal danger.
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It's the thing is, it's not just the street animals
who want to keep all the foreigners in this country.
This is part of what makes it so dangerous. Extremely wealthy,
extremely powerful people communists, not just in America, around the globe.
They want all these foreigners in the United States of
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America replacing you. These are people with means something to
think about, Hey, Jeff, Speaking of which, hey Jesse, when
it comes to people fleeing their dirt bag countries, whether
they are here or want to come here, a requisite
for entry should be what did you do to try
to change your country that sucks? And have you been
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outspoken about your beliefs in Americanism? Well, you're right, but
we don't even consider that at all. We just hand
out this and hand out that, and hand out this
and hand out that, and we don't ever consider it.
For some reason, the United States of America, our populace,
has been dumbed down and weakened to the point we're
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just telling you about someone's terrible circumstances is enough to
justify them coming here. Okay, So I want you to picture.
There's a house. Right, there's a house. There are ten
people in the house. All right, it's a crack house.
They make crack there, they deal crack out of the house,
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they do crack in the house. Now let's say the
house catches on fire. Well, yeah, every crackhead in the
house wants to leave the house. That's totally understandable. In fact,
I don't want to see any crackhead burned to death.
I want them to clean up their lives and be
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saved one day, so I hope they flee the house.
That doesn't mean you could come to my house. I'm
sorry your house burnt down. That does not mean you
are going to be welcome in mine. But that's how
the United States of America has operated its immigration policy
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for decades. Oh it's bad where you came from. Come here.
Oh it's bad where you came from. Come here. Oh
it's bad where you came from. Come here. Yeah, how's
that working out for yay?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Kelly Leffler, who leads the Small Business Administration, says in
the two days her agency has been investigating the state,
they even at least a million dollars in PPP fraud
just two days in. Several of the whistleblowers in Minnesota
have also told lawmakers they believe the total amount of
fraud could total up to more than eight billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I think Steven Miller summed it up nicely. I'll let
him have his say.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
The Biden administration Secretary of Homeland Security Aljandra Majorkis devised
a scheme to fly illegal aliens into the country and
then to escort them in mass across the board by
the millions, and to give them something known as parole,
which gives them a work permit, which gives them a
which gives them a Social Security number, which gives them
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access to the voting booth.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
This was the.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Plan all along to get them here illegally so they
can get free government benefits, get hooked to welfare, and
be able to participate in American elections. This was an
attack on democracy by the Democrat.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Partymocrats are evil, Oracle, what do you think about Sarah
Adams warning about an imminent large scale terrorist attack in
the USA in a broad any idea when it might happen.
There's always one coming. Maybe it will be foiled, maybe
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it won't be foiled. Maybe it'll be five minutes from now,
maybe it'll be five years from now. I know Sarah Adams,
I mean at least a little bit. I've interviewed her before,
and she certainly has all kinds of in depth knowledge
about things and terrorist networks. So that's not in any
way an insult to her. But I can always sit
here and tell you there's going to be a terrorist attack.
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Always I can tell you about it. But eventually I'll
be right. That's the beauty of it. Eventually, I'll be right.
I can tell you right now that there's going to
be I live in Houston. You know what, I think
there's a hurricane coming. We've got a hurricane coming. There's
going to be a hurricane ain't coming. I can sit
here every day and say that, and you know what
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the beauty of that is. One day I'll be right.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday, reminding you you can email
the show your questions. Still, we're not done yet, Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's get to some more
of them. Jesse. One of the things I'm thankful for
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this season is your show. It's been a bright spot
on my weekday afternoons. I'm concerned that you're not allowing
women in your secret Layer. Pause real quick. It's not
necessarily a secret layer. We will have a layer. It's
a secret club. We do secret things. It's difficult to
gain entry. What, Chris, what The secret club doesn't always
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meet in the secret layer. Correct? Correct, the secret Layer.
It's kind of headquarters. Sometimes we're doing secret things in
other secret places. It's not always the layer. I can't
I've already said too much. All right, I can't go
in any more to detail who will serve the drinks?
This guy said, Remember there's no women allowed in the
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secret club. I think I've found a solution. Unix. Secret
layers are usually staffed by eunuch servants, aren't they. You
could put the call out on the air, so on
and so forth. His name is Eric. I find the
use of Unix historically not to be a total nerd
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here on what was a goofy question, which I enjoyed
by the way. I find the use of Unix historically
to be so fascinating. So much of the time they
were used in palaces, in royal families. You've heard me
talk before about the Ottoman Empire, big Muslim empire that
was very, very powerful for a very long time. And
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you've heard me discuss before the harem. And I understand
the traditional meaning of a harem, and that is kind
of what the royal family had in the Ottoman Empire.
But the harem there was more than that. It was
essentially a university system, a training ground. It was a
lot of these things, and staffed not just by women,
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younger attractive women. Eunix as well, and it makes sense.
You don't want to risk the men mixing together with
the women of the Harem and there being a problem
if you will. I don't get me wrong, I'm not
pushing for the policy. Okay, I'm not championing it, but
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it's crazy how often that's a thing throughout history. In fact,
that would be a fascinating Maybe you're a student, maybe
you're just kind of a nerd like me. That would
be a fascinating subject for you to maybe do a
deep dive on the use of hero nix. Notice I
said you because this is a family show, and I'm
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not exactly I'm not exactly sure how I would massage
that area in order to ensure that the kiddies could listen.
But it is fascinating. It's a very common thing throughout history.
I like your idea. If we need Eunichs, we'll call Republicans. Hey, Jesse,
how can you be a Communist and a Christian at
the same time, Well, you can't remember that Communism and
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Christianity have been at war since the Bolsheviks took over
the Soviet Union Russia. Immediately they started burning the churches
and slaughtering the priests. During the Spanish Civil War when
the Communists took over, they burned the churches, slaughtered the priests,
raped the nuns. It always goes this way. Remember all
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the evil things that were done in the Biden administration.
Remember one of the things we found out. Never forget
about this. The FBI has field offices all over the country.
In their rich that would be Richmond, Virginia, in their
Richmond field office, a whistle blower came forward. It's the
only reason we know this. A whistle blower came forward
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with a memo. The FBI was going into the churches,
the Catholic Church in particular. Do you think that's an accident.
Our communists are not different than other communists historically. Why
is it that you have these these air fingers quote
pastors who were of course lesbians, or you have these
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pastors who stand up there and tell you that, well,
I mean, we should welcome in all of Somalia. Well,
because the Communists understood that the American Church was a
bulwark against them. The American Church was going to stop them,
was stopping them. So not only do you have to
go to war with it, you have to infiltraded infiltraded
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and sell to the masses that you know, unending Muslim
immigration is what Jesus would want, or something like that. Here, Jesse,
I've read a handful of accounts from service members who
did tours in Afghanistan, in short, horrifying experiences that reinforce
the incompatibility of these people. We talk about Afghans with
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our culture in our country. How can our politicians ignore
or rationalize these events short of refusing to listen to them?
Love your show. You have a great voice representation, seem
to really share your own beliefs, which I admire. So
thanks for not talking down to the audience, he says,
I wish you continued success. Well, I can't talk down
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to anybody because I'm stupid. That's one two. These people
never think they're going to be the ones touched by this.
Their only concern is image, poll numbers, keeping their seats
in the House of the Senate. And when you get
some senator like John Cornyn, who participated in this stuff,
When you get some senators stands up there and says, oh,
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we have to bring another ten thousand Afghans into the country, Well,
he's only thinking about John Cornyan. He thinks that makes
him look good. He thinks his donors will like it.
At no point does he think anyone in his family
is going to have to deal with some guy from
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Afghanistan shouting Allahu Akbar with a knife in his hands.
He thinks that may look that might happen to you,
But remember that's not his concern. These people don't think
about you. They don't care about you. You never crossed
their mind ever. Ever. They're worried only about themselves and
their own power.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
It is the Jesse Kelly's Show reminding you. If you
miss any part of the show, you can download it
on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. I know it has been a
heavy show.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Denis as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.
But we have to dig into some more heavy stuff.
Remember yesterday we were talking about that guy who swallowed
the fab egg, the one with all the diamonds and
stuff on it, and we were questioning what the plan
was to get it back out. Got this email Jesse
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about that guy who swallowed the expensive egg. You think
the value of the egg goes up or down, and
immediately you would think to yourself, it goes down, right
once it's been in someone's gullet. Surely it goes down.
But I'm not a jewelry expert. That's probably more Chris's area.
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But let me what Chris. Let me ask you something.
If I could sell you a sword, a Napoleonic era sword,
would the sword be worth more or less to you
if you knew the sword had killed somebody? Chris said more,
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mean too. I think most people would say more. Certainly
dudes would say more. I could actually see ob saying no.
I could see women saying now, I wouldn't want that.
I would want that, and I want the blood still
on it. One time, I think I've told you this.
I went up to the Blazes headquarters. I don't work
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for them, but I'm friends with everybody there. I love him.
And I went up to go do this interview with
Glenn Beck and afterwards Glenn is a history freak, just
like me. Honestly, he maybe probably exceeds me history freak.
He has all this cool stuff there, and he starts
taking me through his private little history museum. I swear
it could be it's a museum. It's one of the
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coolest things I've ever seen. And he has a piece
of Abraham Lincoln's shirt collar or jacket collar, I forget
which one it was from the night he was shot
by John Wilkes booth in the theater, and it has
the bloodstain still still on it. Now I realize that's
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a little dark, a little morbid. That's freaking cool. Would
that shirt collar be worth less? What Chris? What Chris says,
There's a big difference between blood and you know all
the things that are going to be on that egg
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now that it was in some guy's gullet. I would agree.
I would agree. And again I'm gonna have to defer
to you on jewelry prices. But hear me out. If
I have the kind of money where I can spend
thousands of dollars on an egg, which is so dumb,
But anyway, if I have the kind of money where
you can afford thousands of dollars for an egg, wouldn't
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I want there to be a story attached to the egg?
Because hear me out, now, this is, I admit, not
my world. I don't have paintings and jewelries and things
like that. I know that I'm just white trash Jesse.
I get that. But if I had one, I would
want to display it, right, I'm not gonna hide it.
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I'm gonna want to display it because I want to
show it off. Isn't that why you would buy something
like that, You want to show it off. Well, if
I want to show it off, don't I want a
story to go with it. Now, tell me what the
better story is. And I don't know where these eggs
came from. There are smart people listening. I'm sure I'll
get all these emails. They're from the Russia in the
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fifteen forties. I don't know where they come from, and
I don't care. But I can present it to my
guests when they come over to watch something. I can say,
look at this Faberge egg, it was from Russia in
the fifteen forties. Or I can say, look at this
Faberge egg, it was from Russia in the fifteen forties.
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Some guy also stole this once and swallowed it, and
they had to perform surgery and cut it out of
his stomach. Now I have it. I think that's a
better story. Am I wrong? Chris? Even Chris agrees with me,
and he knows jewelry CHESSI I think the conservatives need
to remind everyone that the reason we have such high
prices is the Inflation Reduction Act, passed with the only
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Democrat votes, should be repealed. His name is Lou one.
I'm gonna be honest with you. I've always thought the
name Lou for a dude is one of the coolest names.
I have no idea why. I just always thought it
sounded cool. Lou. If your name's Lou, I automatically think
you're probably cool. So that's one. Two. You're not necessarily
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wrong about the Inflation Reduction Act drastically increasing inflation. But
if I could push back a little bit, Lou, I
know this hurts, and we're gonna move on and talk
about other stuff. Democrats were not in charge when the
United States of America decided to shut down its economy
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for a bad chest cold from China and then print
seven trillion dollars while passing trillion dollar bills that handed
out stimulus checks to the American people. I don't need
any more help to hate Democrats any more than I do.
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Let's not pretend like Republican hands are clean when it
comes to spending money, printing money, and the reason inflation
is out of control, it was Republicans Republicans in charge
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when the economy got shut down. And the reason I
bring this up is not not so we feel bad.
In the future, there's going to be another virus, you
know that, right There always is. There's always another disease
coming on the planet somewhere from some way. We will
get another one one day, and when we get another one,
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we have to kill the idea now that you should
ever shut your country down because there's a virus. That
idea has to be killed now. So in the future,
when we get one and the tyrants try to shut
us down and take down your outdoor basketball hoops and
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shut your business and shut your school, we have to
know that in the future they won't try that again.
And we have to know that because we killed the
idea now. Now, let me ask you. I know there's
there's a lot of people displeased with how this country
operated during COVID, obviously myself included. They're mad about this aspect.
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They're mad about this aspect, they're mad about that aspect.
But let me ask you, just genuinely asking how many
people do you know in your life they're mad about
the very idea that you stop a country on purpose
for a virus. I know that may be annoyed about
their school, annoyed about their business, annoyed about a mask
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or a vaccine injury or whatever. I got that. How
many have gone down to the root of the problem
and gotten angry about that. That is what we need.
You never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, for any
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reason stop your economy on purpose. There may be things
that happen, wars, diseases and whatnot that most definitely stall
or stop parts of it. That's just going to be
part of it. For instance, during COVID, you know what
would have been hurt undoubtedly undoubtedly the movie theater industry,
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because the second you start telling people, well, there's a
contagious virus out there, they might get sick, they might die.
They're going to be more hesitant to do things like
gather with one hundred strangers in a movie and watch
The Lord of the Rings. It's just going to be
something they're more hesitant about. So the movie theater industry
may stall, may stop. It probably will even that's how
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it goes. But what you don't ever do for a day,
let alone fifteen days, You don't ever say, hey, shut
all the movie theaters. I'm ordering you that is bonkers,
and that idea was widely accepted across the political spectrum
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in this country, that that was a solution for a
virus ridiculous. The Jesse Kelly Show Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, We shall return on
Monday for medal of Honor Monday. And I know I've
been teasing this, so I don't want to get your
hopes up, but I've been promising you. The next history
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story I do is going to be on the Rhodesian
Bush War. The reason it has taken so long is
I keep finding new things to read and new things
to look into, and new things to read and new
things to look into. So it's been a while. I
feel like, honestly, I felt like tonight I could have
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done it. I probably could have done it tonight for
some reason. I have a couple other things I want
to look into, but I feel like tonight I could
have done it. If next week is a slower news week,
and it might be, I don't know. I'm going to
try to do it next week. It is, it's gonna
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be a long one, at least two nights, if not
three nights. I'll try to keep it to hour two
of whatever show I do it on for everybody who
hates history or not not interested in it. Traditionally, that
kind of the program we've gone with is when I
do history, I take an hour, usually the second hour,
so we do new stuff in the first hour, history
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new stuff in the third hour. This is definitely going
to be a two three hour history thing. I think
it's Yeah, Chris, it's a long whether there's the history
of it and people don't know the area, and it
just trying to there's so much context you have to
provide and historical context. I am so into it. I
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think you're going to enjoy it, and I hope to
bring that to you next week. I am kind of
in a way I realize I can say whatever I want,
talk about whatever I want. I can do it right
now if I want it. But I'm also a slave
to the news cycle in some way. And I mean
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that in that people tune in at the end of
the day, or if you listen to the podcast. Iheartspotify iTunes.
If you listen to the podcast, you kind of want
to hear my take on whatever the big stories of
the day are. So if that's your thing, and you
want to tune in and hear that. And then I'm
talking about the Rhodesian butch Moore and China, and believe me,
communists are involved in Communists will get killed. You'll really
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enjoy it. There's all kinds of stuff there. Maybe that's
not what you're looking for, all right, So we'll wait.
We'll see what happens next next week. But I feel
like I'm pretty much ready. Might have to cross t's
and dotyis this weekend, but feel like I'm pretty much ready.
And remember, you can email the show Jesse at jesse
kellyshow dot com. Hey White Robe or great White Hope.
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He says. The subject is does your family listen to
the show? I remember you saying your dad didn't really
listen to the show. Yeah, dad just wasn't into it.
It's beusy hippie out working on the ranch. You know,
he's a pounded nails or something like that show. How
do you do that? That was my dad, he says,
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God rest his soul. He probably thought you were dumb.
Oh he did. He told me in that all the time.
But your son, do your sons and wife ever listen?
I love your show it's the sweet spot between Beavis
and butt Head and Rush Limbaugh. That's not friend. Don't
agree with that. Chris do Ab and the kids watch
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the show. You know, life is funny how it changes
over time. And if you have kids, or you've already
had them, maybe they're growing and gone, you'll know what
I mean. But if you have them, if you're younger,
or you're thinking about having them, you realize this. There
are all these different phases with kids. There's the baby phase.
Chris and Corey are kind of in that phase now,
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baby toddler phase, and it's so much different than even
the seven year old phase, right, which is so much
different than the eleven or twelve year old phase. And
I'm our oldest is seventeen, so we're kind of going
through a lot of these phases. They get so busy
after a while with sports and school activities and stuff
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that you just don't You don't do as much with
them as you do when they're younger, and you don't
realize that when they're younger because you do everything together. Right.
When Jewish producer Chris goes home today, I promise you
his baby girl is going to be close to him
until she goes asleep, she just will and it could
be wonderful and it could be tiring. But then, like
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last night, the boys had sports, they had homework, and
then they were gonna screw off with their friends. When
I got home, they came and gave me a hug
and talk to me for a couple of seconds. I
didn't see him again in the all night, not one time,
and then they got up. My youngest had practice at
five am this morning, they got up and left. I
didn't see him this morning. I haven't seen I haven't
laid eyes on the kids one time. Today. It changes.
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It used to be they were home every night right
after school, and ab would make dinner and they'd be
around the house and they would listen to the show
show while she was making dinner. They'd listened together, and
they still do it on occasion. But now they're just gone.
They're just gone. You know what my kids are doing tonight,
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they're going to a movie without us, and AUV and
I were there when they were making plans, and we
once again we said, do you uh you want us
to go? We'll go. They're like, nah, we're good. What Chris,
it's not because well, that's what they said. Chris is
being a jerk. You know what they told us. They
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told Aub and I that we laughed too loud during
the previews at parts that aren't funny. It's just mean.
It's just mean. But you know what I mean. They
grow up and they move on and it's fine. By
the way. I'm not mad about it. I love watching
them grow up. It's just times change. So they used
to more than they do now. I wonder if they
know I'm getting them cozy earth robes for Christmas. They're
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not listening, damn it, the movies right now, so I
can come out and say it right now, It's cozy
Earth robe time for the fellas. At first, when I
was sporting my cozy Earth robe around the house, they
tried to roll their eyes. Be the dad, you're not
a robe guy. And now they realize how glorious it
is to wake up in the morning. Don't bother with
the shorts or the sweats or whatever. Throw your robe on.
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You want to be a robe guy. You want the
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With a heavy heart, I write to you to see
if you and your audience can help me by praying
for me. There is a suspicion of me having a
brain tumor. More studies required. I'm thirty eight years old
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and my wife is expecting my first baby boy in
three months. Please thoughts and prayers are more than welcome.
He did not say I can use his name, so
we will not do that. But if you would not mind,
please say a prayer for this young man who was
probably scared. I am sure his young wife is scared.
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Say a prayer for this family. Please. Prayer does work?
All right? Does work? Jesse? Don't ever let anybody tell
you you're not DEI friendly. Look at how quickly your Jasmine
Crockett sound bite quickly buried your Nancy Pelosi and James
Carvel bites. His name is Seth. That's not true. You're
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talking about this.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
People do be texting.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Maybe you forgot about that. Maybe you should give me
some credit the name of a just merciful gun, and
when in doubt shut up, you go enjoy your weekend.
That's all.