July 3, 2025 • 34 mins
Texas Democrat Colin Allred enters U.S. Senate race to challenge GOP's John Cornyn or Ken Paxton
Gun Control Legislation
The trials and tribulations of being in the Navy
The Process & Changes to Trump's 'Big Beautiful Bill'
Gun Control Legislation
The trials and tribulations of being in the Navy
The Process & Changes to Trump's 'Big Beautiful Bill'
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Yeah, see Kelly's shoe.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing Thursday,
as we roll into Independence Date weekend, a weekend full
of fireworks in America and wieners and mac and cheese
and all kinds of the delicious American stuff. So let's
talk about the parliamentarian. Why don't we have to hear
about this person? What's going on there?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Let's talk about well, joining the.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Military, hunting, fishing with your sons, all that's so much
more coming up in the final hour of the Jesse
Kelly Show this week. Now, let's do this one. Jesse,
can you please explain what is all this parliamentarian nonsense?
What is it about? How can they do? Okay, So
obviously this is kind of null and void now because
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the bill, the big beautiful bill's already passed and you
know it's gonna be law and all that stuff. But
remember we had a conversation, let's just recap this conversation
again about why we didn't need sixty votes in the Senate.
Remember in the United States of America, and we really
want it to be this way. If you want to
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pass a law, you can't get fifty one votes in
the Senate. That's not how it works. Laws are supposed
to be difficult to pass. Remember that you need sixty
votes in the Senate. But when does either party have
sixty votes in the Senate. It's not very We never
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see that anymore. So they've kind of found kind of
a sketchy workaround. I'll use that term, a sketchy workaround.
And this sketchy workaround is this, it's not really a
new law or just kind of makeing a couple little
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adjustments skier and little adjustments there. But you see, if
you do that, No, you don't have to get to
sixty votes, you only need fifty one votes. But you
don't get to just say it's not a new law.
There are a list of rules you have to follow.
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You can do this, you can't do that. If you
do this, it becomes a new law. You need sixty
votes if you do that. And the parliamentarian this is
where this person comes into play. I'm not going to
get into all the boring, brutally boring background of this
position and everything else, but I will just simply make
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this little note on it. The parliamentarian who kind of
gives the a orn a on this stuff serves at
the pleasure of the Senate Majority leader, meaning whenever there's
Senate Majority leader, if he wants that person fired and replaced,
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he can choose to do so. And we have had
the same one for thirteen years since twenty twelve. Maybe
you're angry right now, and you shouldn't be, because tomorrow's
an Independence Day. That maybe you're wondering where the heck
is John Thune. Remember that conversation we had, I think
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it was first hour, maybe second hour of the show
about how there's a ten to fifteen person red state
cabal of GOP senators who always keep their foot in
the door so it can't slam all the way shut
on American communism. That's John Thune. John Thune's another one
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of these red state senators who knows how to say
all the right things when he's back home campaigning, knows
how to sound like the most right wing person when
it comes to an election year every six years, all
over the television set. He's a big fundraiser, all over
the television set with fancy ad after fancy ad, I
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love my guns, I love the border wall, so right wing,
I love TRUMPAPA and then spends the next four or
five years filling up the swamp. Lindsey Graham does it too,
John Cornyn does it too. Mike rounds that these red
state senators, they do this, and we're changing that. That's
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the good news. We are changing that. But that's how
it's always gone. You know what's amazing is this is
one of the first times in recent memory that I've
seen it isn't working for John Cornyn because John Cornyn,
John Cornyn thought he was going to run the same
playbook that John Thune runs and Lindsay Graham runs, and
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Graham runs and all the other people run, and that
playbook is i have six years in between elections, So
I'll take four of those years. I'll take four of
those years, and I'll keep my foot in the door
to make sure communism can filter through. But then I
understand I'm gonna have to run for reelection in a
very red state. Who's not gonna like that. So I'll
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just do what's always worked. I'll take fifty million dollars
and buy a bunch of television ads and tell people
how much I love Trump and how red right wing
I am. And then of course, the idiot GOP primary
voter in the red state. They'll run to the polls
and they'll vote for me like they've always done. Only
John Cornyn appears to be the one who's going to
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find out. The GOP primary voter is changing, changing, waking up,
getting more involved. He's getting smashed so badly right now,
I'm almost positive he's simply going to drop out of
the race before he gets Curb stumped in the election.
Why the GOP primary voter remembered when John Cornyn screwed
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him badly After the Uvalde school shooting, After that horrible
school shooting in Uvalde, the communists did what they've always done,
and they decided to grab guns. You know, they didn't
care about dead kids. It's not that communists always want
to take your guns away. They hate that you have
guns because they want to hurt you. They want the
power to hurt you. They hate that they can't just
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hurt you. Whidrahs them crazy. If you could, if you
could hold down a communist and give him some truth serum,
he would tell you that confiscating your guns is more
important to him than any other issue, because they just
want to hurt you when you don't do what you're
supposed to do. They want to hurt you and your
guns keep them from that. And so of course they
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used another school shooting. They stood on the dead bodies
of children and they said, gotta do something about the guns,
the guns and guns. And Mitch McConnell turned to who
John Cornyn to work with the Democrats on guns uncontrolled legislation?
John Cornyn from Texas. John Cornyn, the Texas Senator, worked
on gun control and gun control past. But if I
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have to make an excuse for him, it's always worked
in the past. You can do in the past. You
could do whatever you wanted in the off years to
the GOP primary voter, and that idiot will still go
vote for you every single primary. I saw him in
the television. He said he's gonna build the wall no more.
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John Cornyn showed up at a big GOP event in Texas.
This was I would guess six months after that gun
control vote. I'm guessing on that that's not exact big
old GOP event. They started handing out these John Cornyn lanyards. Now,
these are all Gopers. These are the GOP primary voters.
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Someone took a picture of the trash. Can you can
just see this online. Virtually every lanyard was in the track.
They took off their John Corny and lanyard as soon
as they handed them ount and chucked them right in
the garbage can. Then he got up on stage and
he got booed off stage. But it's always worked, that's
always worked. Protect the swamp, Protect the swamp, Protect the swamp.
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Use a electioneer to act like you're gonna drain it,
then you go right back to protecting the swamp. Oracle,
do you hunt with your sons after not hunting? When
losing my father seven years ago, I feel obligated to
take my fourteen year old soon. Uh, My boys and
I we went fishing with Grandpa. That was the thing.
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My dad was just the ultimate outdoorsman. Hunting fishing, that
was his thing. He loved it, even when I hated
it as a kid. My Dad's dragging me out of
bed at four am and we're going into the mountains,
freezing to death looking for deer. That was my dad,
And so he started taking the boys with me. Obviously,
I've done a ton of it, fishing and stuff like that.
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They had never done any big game. They still have
not done any big game hunting, but they just recently
so sad. Right before he died, they said, Hey, I
want to go kill a deer. I think I'm ready.
I'm gonna go hunting. I'm gonna go kill a deer.
And then we went on that final fishing trip and
my dad died the next day. But the answer your
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question is no. But I really, if I'm being honest,
I feel obligated now to take them because he's not
there to take them. And when your son says he
wants to go kill a deer, we gotta go kill
a deer with your dad. Can't go kill a deer
with anybody else. You gotta go kill a deer with
your dad. And then I'm I'm gonna absolutely die laughing
watching them try to field dress that dad gun thing.
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The same way my dad sat there and laughed at
me when I tried the first time on my first kill,
which is an antelope. I'm gonna sit there and laugh
at them, don't get me wrong. I'll show him how,
and then I'll sit there and snicker as they're trying
to take his guts out and everything. Sorry, I realized
I just grossed out a bunch of you animal lover freaks,
but there's nothing I can do about it. All right,
someone wants to join the military, we'll talk about that.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show, a wonderful, wonderful Thursday,
right before Independence Day.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I am so excited. There's no heaviness tonight on the show.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
As heavy as ten boxes that you.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Might be moving.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
No, we're just doing ask doctor Jesse questions and we're
celebrating America. Baby, let's do some more of these, Jesse.
I come to you and ask for advice on how
to best prepare myself to enter the military. You mentioned
in passing once that the reason why you joined the
Marines was to mature yourself or grow up, and I've
been thinking along those same lines. I've been thinking of
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joining the Navy, specifically hopefully the Seals.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Do I need to.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Start a workout routine or maybe pick up some chalk?
Any advice would be appreciated, all right. So, first, I'm
not a Navy seal, so I can't give you specific
instructions on being a Navy Seal, but I will say this,
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you need to get yourself in shape before boot camp.
Before boot camp, and I don't know what kind of
a pipeline program they have now to go right from
boot camp into the seals. And I don't know that
because it's usually changing. For instance, the Green Berets.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I know this.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You used to have to be in for a while
before they would allow you to come be a Green Beret.
They thought they needed guys with more maturity. They didn't
want eighteen nineteen year olds in there. They just didn't
have any desire for that. They wanted you to be
at least be in your twenties, that kind of thing.
But I know that they're always trying to feel quotas
and I know they're always trying to adjust things. And
I believe, but do not quote me on this. You'll
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have to ask you a recruiter. There is more of
a pipeline program now to go be a Navy seal.
That's fine, that's great. Good for you. If that is
your plan, you had better show up in elite shape.
You don't show up to get in shape. You show
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up in elite shape, and even then your body will
be broken down. And remember what BK has told us,
because he is one of those guys. I'm not one
of those guys. I was a grunt marine it's the
four year grunt marine.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
But BK is one of.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Those guys, and he said, if you think you're going
to try to make it in, you're not going to
make it. You are going to want to die. There
are going to be multiple times where you feel like
you're going to die. They're going to make it so
you feel like you're going to freeze to death. They're
going to make you so miserable and in so much
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pain and so tired that if if quitting is an
option for you in your mind, you will quit. You
will seventy five percent dropout rate For a reason, most
people quit, and the dropout rate is even worse when
it's cold because they have different different times. If you
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go into the mentality that you would go in with
the mentality that you would rather die than quit, you
will make it. Most people do not have that mentality,
and that's very understandable. I'm not criticizing you if maybe
you tried it and failed. Most people don't have that mentality.
It has to be no, no, I'll die or I'll
be a Navy seal. If that's your mentality, you'll be fine.
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But either way, show up in elite shape. And if
I may I certainly understand the appeal of being a
Navy seal. I do, and Lord knows, they have some
of the best pr in human history. There's how many
Navy Seal books, and there's Navy Sealed TV shows and
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movies and and I get all that and all that,
and I get all that. All that stuff's warranted. But
if just being a super soldier, special operations super ninja type,
remember that every branch has that. And as much as
I love to make fun of the Air Force, Air
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Force pjs are every bit Navy Seals. In the Army
Special Forces, the Green Berets bad dudes. In the Marines,
they're always changing the name. But it's back to being
Marine raiders, which is what it should be, because that's
really freaking cool. Do you want to be a Marine
and then have like a be like a special operations
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Navy seal type Marine Marines have that too. The other
branches have that kind of thing too. But if it's Navy,
if that's your thing, If you're a water person, uh,
that is one other little disclaimer I will put on there.
How comfortable are you in the water under the water
Navy seals? It sounds like an obvious point, but a
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lot of people don't really get this. Navy seals exist
in and around the water, and they are going to
ensure that you are unbelievably comfortable in the water or
that you quit. The guys, you know, you know who
makes the Navy seals a lot surfers. You know that surfers.
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And I know, if you're not a surfer, maybe you're
dismissive of that. You think there may be just a
bunch of potheads basically skateboarders on the water. Every surfer
I've ever known had basically eight pack abs. They were
in incredible shape. They swam like fish. They were very,
very very comfortable in and around the water. And that's
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a big thing because they're gonna make you feel like
you're going to drown there too. You're gonna spend a
lot of time in the ocean, in the pool, under
the water, water in your nose, in your eyes, what Chris.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah said. Sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
But that's the thing they're gonna try. They're trying to
make you quit. They want to see if you will quit.
The goal is to weed out anybody who might quit,
and so they try to make you quit. I watched
some documentary on them one time, and this is a
fairly new one. The guys he was, they were on
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the beach and they were doing some brutally long run
and I forget I think they were carrying their boats
or something like that, and the guys were all dying,
and the instructor was driving behind him in a truck
telling them, Hey, your mommy's waiting for you a nice
warm bed. Don't you want a hot meal? You don't
want to be here, and I don't. That's funny to watch,
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but believe me, that sounds real appealing. After the skin
on your heel is worn off and you're freezing to
death and stuff like that, they're gonna try.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
To make you quit, all right there? It is the
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Turn that off, Chris, Gosh, that's terrib Why would you
do that going into an independent state?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You know what I need?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I need an American song going in an independence stay
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Speaker 1 (17:11):
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Speaker 2 (17:16):
I love them.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I do I want Brito scornchits. I'll get them from you.
I yi yi yi oh imd Frieto bundito, Give me
brito sconchips and I'll be your friend. De frieto buntito.
You must not up in much munch munch a bunch
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of prittos. Absolutely, you know freedom is not free.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Hey, Jesse, we all love Hillsdale College. If they asked
you to deliver a college course, what subject would you
feel most comfortable presenting?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Really? Any of them? Honestly?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Chris?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Hear me out.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
There's something I've learned in my forty three years on
this planet, and that's that there's no substitute for confidence.
You just get up there and just work your way
through it. Don't doubt yourself. Hey, Jesse, can you teach
some advanced chemistry? Oh? Of course, no problem, I'll figure
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it out. How hard can it be to read that
table thing?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Chris? What's that table thing? Costs? The thing?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yes, the periodic? Exactly? How hard can that be to
read it? It's a bunch of letters anybody can read
that can't The president veto any budget, knowing he has
at least thirty four senators who will not override his veto.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
No.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
No, listen, all right, so let's explain this because I
know there are a bunch of happy people and sad
people about the bill, the big beautiful Bill as it's
been branded. Okay, Yeah, Like I said, there's good things
in it, a lot more money for a lot, more
money for ice. Because there's good things in it, there's
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all kinds of really bad things in it.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
So that's good and it's bad. But it's up to
Congress to write this. The president does it write it,
is not allowed to write it. He doesn't have a
line item veto on it. Now, I'm not completely excusing
Trump from any responsibility for it, because he does have
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the bully pulpit and he was trying to whip votes
for it. But allow me to use this as an example,
because it's a perfect example. Trump, as I told you
at from the very beginning, he wants his campaign promises fulfilled.
He gets one bill. Virtually every president gets one bill.
After that the House changes hand, blah blah blah blah blah.
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You generally don't get two, you get one bill. Trump
viewed this as his one shot for no taxes on tips,
more money for deportations. So Trump, from the second they
ruled this thing out was saying, just pass it. Just
pass it, just pass it, just pass it. And he
was threatening to everyone who didn't like it. Well, the
bills as bad as it really is, it's way better
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now than what it was originally because the hard right
people in the House in the Senate started chopping a
lot of the bad stuff out of it. So the
bill got better and better and better and better and better,
and changed a lot while as we went on. But
Donald Trump never stopped trying to just get it passed.
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He just said, just pass it, just pass it. Okay,
but we changed this whatever, pass it. But we changed that. Fine,
pass it, pass it, pass it, because he's not writing it.
He's the president. He wants to do certain things, and
the things he wanted done, he had them put it
in the bill. And then the dirty scumbags in Congress
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started adding a bunch of corruption and fraud to it.
And he wasn't going to let that stop him from
getting his one bill passed. It was his one chance.
It's not that I'm making an excuse, but it really
is an excuse. It's an explanation. He has one shot
at it. Just pass it, whatever it is. Doesn't want
to major on the minor, pass the bill. We'll figure
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it out, and he's going to get more leeway and
probably deserves more leeway when you hear things.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Like this, this is better than expected, Yeah, Sarah, it is. Look,
this jobs market is like the energizer bunny. Every single
time we expected to run out of steam, it just
keeps going and going. So these new numbers show that
the US economy added one hundred and forty seven thousand.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Jobs in June.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
That was well ahead of the expectation of about one
hundred and eighteen thousand, well ahead of some whispers that
we heard on Wall Street of a sub one hundred
thousand number. So this is indeed beating expectations. We were
also expecting a slowdown we did not get that. This
is basically in line with May, which was revised higher.
It's also good news. The unemployment rate was expected to
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go up. It didn't. It went down to four point
one percent. That is a very healthy number. This is
still relatively historically low.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
When you're the president and you've got the economy going
gangbusters and the poll numbers show your approval rating is
through the roof and you say pass my bill, it's
hard to say no. It's hard if you're in the
GOP to say no. Look, I know people, a lot
of people in the House and the Senate who hated
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the ridiculous spending levels of this bild hated a lot
of it, and in the end they kind of felt
obligated when Trump six months in economically is killing.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
According to Triple A, gas prices are not only cheaper
this year, but there are levels we haven't seen in
four years. According to Triple A, gas prices are down
more than thirty cents from this time last year.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
When you're doing that, when the economy's going that way,
and the President gets up and says, I've got things
rolling past this bill now, so I can keep them rolling,
the bill is going.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
To get passed. It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Look, if you want to feel good about it, there's
a lot to feel good about in the bill. If
you want to feel bad about it, there's a lot
to feel bad about in the bill.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Is there something in it for everybody? You can choose.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You can choose how you feel. I choose to be
happy because tomorrow is Independence date.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Baby. Dear Jesse.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
The not so Oracle, why were you a Carly Fiorina
supporter in the fifteen to sixteen primaries. Were you a
rhino back then or what does she not? I was
shocked to discover this. Ps would you season yourself before
eating or just quickly get over it? Okay, So I'm
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not going to be mean to this guy because it
seems cool and he's funny and it's fine. So this
is not me being mean, but be very very careful
what you read on the internet. I have never been
a Carly Fiorina supporter. I think maybe I voiced support
for her when she was running for something in California
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maybe at one point in time, but definitely not in
the fifteen to sixteen primary. I was a well documented
Ted Cruz supporter. I didn't even remember Fiorina being in
that primary. And again, that's not an insult to this guy.
But here's what happens. And this is so weird for
me because I'm so I'm so new to all this
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stuff still, it just seems so new to me. Somebody
will will either lie on accident or maybe think they
read something and online or Facebook or something like that.
Someone will say to someone else, wow, Jesse Kelly, I
think I remember him being a Carly Fiorina supporter. And
someone else without verifying it, because people don't verify anything,
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no way, Oh she sucks, And then he'll go tell
someone else, did you know Jesse Kelly supported Carly Fiorina?
And then they'll tell someone else, and soon a complete
fabrication like this has taken off and a bunch of
people believe it. Now, I don't stress about it because
I generally don't care what people think about me, which
drives ab insane. But just remember, verify, verify, verify it.
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You listen to me every day? Do I sound like
a Carly Fiorina supporter to you? Does that sound like
something that is legitimate at all? Come on now, all right,
I have one of the more interesting ask doctor Jesse
questions I think we've ever had in my life. Now
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we've been doing this for almost seven years now, Chris,
I don't know that I've ever had one like this.
Hang on, Stity, is that Jesse Kelly Show, final second
of the Jesse Kelly Show before I leave you and
go celebrate America and then we'll be back here on
Monday to do Medal of Honor Monday and have all
sorts of fun than whatnot. So I got a question
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it's very interesting. Before we get to that question, Chris,
do you people celebrate Independence state too? Do you have
a separate one? What what I didn't I was asking.
I didn't know if it was kosher or not. Anyway,
Happy Independence Day to you, Chris, just wishing you happy
you and yours, right, you and yours.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Now let's get back to the question.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Jesse, short time listener, longtime dog lover. I have a
question about the graves of the three family dogs we
have lost. How long do you maintain the area where
the family pets were laid to rest. All three are
buried close together, but on our property, the brush and
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weeds moving quickly. Sometimes we throw some yard composts or
limbs near that space. I forgot to trim there when
I mow the yard. Love the show, find a way
to listen to all three hours a day. I thought
this was so interesting because.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
All right, so I'm just gonna come out and say.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
We love our dogs, do we not? And yes, cats,
But we love our dogs and they really are part
of the family. They just are. They become part of
your family for a while and then we lose them. Torrible.
I have buried myself with a shovel in my hand.
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Multiple dogs, and when you lose them, it friggin hurts.
It hurts, and you cry and it's awful and it's
it's just awful. It's the worst thing. But you bury him,
and then what do you do? You go get another dog.
Almost everyone does. We always did it usually in my house.
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My dad didn't like emotions, and he definitely didn't like
emotions on other people. So he's not going to cry,
but he's so bothered when everyone's sad that he has
to do something about it. I have to do something
about it. So usually the day of the day we
had our dogs die or put him down, he would
get in the car and we're driving down to somewhere
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to go pick up another dog. That's my dad's way
of doing it. That's my dad's not that was his
nice way of doing it. You go get another dog.
Maybe it's not the same day, but you get another dog,
and it's not that you forget about the dog you had.
You know, I can name all my dogs, Jake and
Sam and Hank and all these other I can name them,
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I can picture.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Them, and I love them. But you kind of move on.
It's not a person you know, we love them. They're
part of the family. But it's not.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
It's not your child, it's not your mom, it's not
your dad. It still is in the end, a dog,
and you move on. I think I think burying all
your family dogs in the same area is a really
cool thing. I don't know that you have to maintain
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that forever. I think you bury them. I mean if
it helps you or the kidd ohs to mourn. Remember,
mourning is human. It's good, it's good to mourn. You
don't need to. Don't ignore that. Mourn if you're sad,
be sad. I was sad last night. It's got sad
randomly at dinner thinking about my dad. Now, I was
just kind of down and distant the way ab would
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put it distant for the end of the night.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's on my mind. That's good. Moren your dog.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I don't think you have some obligation to maintain that
forever the way you would your dad or your mom,
or God forbid, your child's grave. Now that's more of
you kind of need to make sure. That's make sure
the upkeep is there. Not saying you gotta be out
there putting down flowers every day, but that's one of
those things. I don't think ever expires. Think a dog's
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grave comes with an expiration date. What Chris, was that cold?
That way?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
That was nice? I was being nice. Why don't you
think that's nice? Chris? Do you disagree? Yeah, we be.
That's where we did.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
We buried him in the art, and then the grass
grows and then he helps fertilize the art, and that's
kind of what it is.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
It is what it is. I feel like I'm sounding
like a bad person right now.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
I don't mean to, but I can hell normally by
the look on Chris's face when I've said something that's
definitely gonna rub people the wrong way, which I feel
like happens a lot every single hour. So we're definitely
gonna get some hate mail for that. Not as much
hate mail Chris as we got about me saying Jaguar.
I was talking about the luxury car Jaguar. And you
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can't imagine how many of you snobby grammar nazis emailed
into the show. No, it's jaguarire. Look, I'm uneducated and
I'm white trash. I see the big cat on the
front of the hood ornament, and it's called a freaking jaguar.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
You don't see one of those in the Amazon eating
something and say, oh, look at the jaguarar. Somebody passed
the tea in strumpets. It's a jaguar, okay. And if
that bothers you change the freaking channel and get some
gold from gold Cove.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That's really important. Did I say that right? Gold Chris?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Never mind, everyone can say that gold Co get some
precious metals as part of your retirement account. Did you
know inflation is still really bad?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Did you know that.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
As beautiful as you may think the bill is, the
national dead is going to continue to explode. That a
debt crisis is not likely, it's inevitable. What are you
doing to make sure you don't lose your retirement? Let
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gold Co protect yours? That's what I consider it, a
retirement protection plan.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
That's what it is. Here's what you do.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Make a phone call that's it eight five five eight
one seven gold or you can go to Jesse likesgold
dot com. Call them. Please don't do that thing that
most people do. Wait until it's too late. You wait
until the bubble pops and you wake up and you looking, oh,
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looks like I'm going back to work.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I don't ever want that.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I don't want that for you eight five five eight
one seven gold or go to Jesse likes goold dot com.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
All right, what Chris? That was funny? And now here's
a headlines why you know, you know the thing emails
We didn't get to you.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Jesse my son went to buy a new laptop for
college and he bought the extended warranty and signed up
for the membership. I immediately made him.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Go back and remove them.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I think extended warranties, service agreements, protection plans, et cetera.
Are a scam and a waste of money. What are
your thoughts as somebody who used to sell these.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Sometimes? And here's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
They're never as all encompassing, you know the protection plan.
It's never as all encompassing as the brochure says. That's
a fact. But I have also seen them on large purposes.
I would never do it for a laptop either, I
should point out the TV the laptop.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
The answer is no, no, no, no no, But on.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
A large port, on a large purchase, if you can
afford it without hurting yourself. I have seen those things
bail people out. Not all the time, at all, Not
at all. I'm not saying that sometimes they are. In fact,
I would probably say most at the time they're a
big waste of money. But sometimes they come bail you out.
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I'm gonna leave you now because I have to go
celebrate the birthday of America. I hope you do the same,
even Chris is doing it. That's all
Yeah, see Kelly's shoe.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing Thursday,
as we roll into Independence Date weekend, a weekend full
of fireworks in America and wieners and mac and cheese
and all kinds of the delicious American stuff. So let's
talk about the parliamentarian. Why don't we have to hear
about this person? What's going on there?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Let's talk about well, joining the.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Military, hunting, fishing with your sons, all that's so much
more coming up in the final hour of the Jesse
Kelly Show this week. Now, let's do this one. Jesse,
can you please explain what is all this parliamentarian nonsense?
What is it about? How can they do? Okay, So
obviously this is kind of null and void now because
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the bill, the big beautiful bill's already passed and you
know it's gonna be law and all that stuff. But
remember we had a conversation, let's just recap this conversation
again about why we didn't need sixty votes in the Senate.
Remember in the United States of America, and we really
want it to be this way. If you want to
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pass a law, you can't get fifty one votes in
the Senate. That's not how it works. Laws are supposed
to be difficult to pass. Remember that you need sixty
votes in the Senate. But when does either party have
sixty votes in the Senate. It's not very We never
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see that anymore. So they've kind of found kind of
a sketchy workaround. I'll use that term, a sketchy workaround.
And this sketchy workaround is this, it's not really a
new law or just kind of makeing a couple little
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adjustments skier and little adjustments there. But you see, if
you do that, No, you don't have to get to
sixty votes, you only need fifty one votes. But you
don't get to just say it's not a new law.
There are a list of rules you have to follow.
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You can do this, you can't do that. If you
do this, it becomes a new law. You need sixty
votes if you do that. And the parliamentarian this is
where this person comes into play. I'm not going to
get into all the boring, brutally boring background of this
position and everything else, but I will just simply make
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this little note on it. The parliamentarian who kind of
gives the a orn a on this stuff serves at
the pleasure of the Senate Majority leader, meaning whenever there's
Senate Majority leader, if he wants that person fired and replaced,
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he can choose to do so. And we have had
the same one for thirteen years since twenty twelve. Maybe
you're angry right now, and you shouldn't be, because tomorrow's
an Independence Day. That maybe you're wondering where the heck
is John Thune. Remember that conversation we had, I think
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it was first hour, maybe second hour of the show
about how there's a ten to fifteen person red state
cabal of GOP senators who always keep their foot in
the door so it can't slam all the way shut
on American communism. That's John Thune. John Thune's another one
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of these red state senators who knows how to say
all the right things when he's back home campaigning, knows
how to sound like the most right wing person when
it comes to an election year every six years, all
over the television set. He's a big fundraiser, all over
the television set with fancy ad after fancy ad, I
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love my guns, I love the border wall, so right wing,
I love TRUMPAPA and then spends the next four or
five years filling up the swamp. Lindsey Graham does it too,
John Cornyn does it too. Mike rounds that these red
state senators, they do this, and we're changing that. That's
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the good news. We are changing that. But that's how
it's always gone. You know what's amazing is this is
one of the first times in recent memory that I've
seen it isn't working for John Cornyn because John Cornyn,
John Cornyn thought he was going to run the same
playbook that John Thune runs and Lindsay Graham runs, and
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Graham runs and all the other people run, and that
playbook is i have six years in between elections, So
I'll take four of those years. I'll take four of
those years, and I'll keep my foot in the door
to make sure communism can filter through. But then I
understand I'm gonna have to run for reelection in a
very red state. Who's not gonna like that. So I'll
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just do what's always worked. I'll take fifty million dollars
and buy a bunch of television ads and tell people
how much I love Trump and how red right wing
I am. And then of course, the idiot GOP primary
voter in the red state. They'll run to the polls
and they'll vote for me like they've always done. Only
John Cornyn appears to be the one who's going to
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find out. The GOP primary voter is changing, changing, waking up,
getting more involved. He's getting smashed so badly right now,
I'm almost positive he's simply going to drop out of
the race before he gets Curb stumped in the election.
Why the GOP primary voter remembered when John Cornyn screwed
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him badly After the Uvalde school shooting, After that horrible
school shooting in Uvalde, the communists did what they've always done,
and they decided to grab guns. You know, they didn't
care about dead kids. It's not that communists always want
to take your guns away. They hate that you have
guns because they want to hurt you. They want the
power to hurt you. They hate that they can't just
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hurt you. Whidrahs them crazy. If you could, if you
could hold down a communist and give him some truth serum,
he would tell you that confiscating your guns is more
important to him than any other issue, because they just
want to hurt you when you don't do what you're
supposed to do. They want to hurt you and your
guns keep them from that. And so of course they
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used another school shooting. They stood on the dead bodies
of children and they said, gotta do something about the guns,
the guns and guns. And Mitch McConnell turned to who
John Cornyn to work with the Democrats on guns uncontrolled legislation?
John Cornyn from Texas. John Cornyn, the Texas Senator, worked
on gun control and gun control past. But if I
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have to make an excuse for him, it's always worked
in the past. You can do in the past. You
could do whatever you wanted in the off years to
the GOP primary voter, and that idiot will still go
vote for you every single primary. I saw him in
the television. He said he's gonna build the wall no more.
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John Cornyn showed up at a big GOP event in Texas.
This was I would guess six months after that gun
control vote. I'm guessing on that that's not exact big
old GOP event. They started handing out these John Cornyn lanyards. Now,
these are all Gopers. These are the GOP primary voters.
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Someone took a picture of the trash. Can you can
just see this online. Virtually every lanyard was in the track.
They took off their John Corny and lanyard as soon
as they handed them ount and chucked them right in
the garbage can. Then he got up on stage and
he got booed off stage. But it's always worked, that's
always worked. Protect the swamp, Protect the swamp, Protect the swamp.
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Use a electioneer to act like you're gonna drain it,
then you go right back to protecting the swamp. Oracle,
do you hunt with your sons after not hunting? When
losing my father seven years ago, I feel obligated to
take my fourteen year old soon. Uh, My boys and
I we went fishing with Grandpa. That was the thing.
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My dad was just the ultimate outdoorsman. Hunting fishing, that
was his thing. He loved it, even when I hated
it as a kid. My Dad's dragging me out of
bed at four am and we're going into the mountains,
freezing to death looking for deer. That was my dad,
And so he started taking the boys with me. Obviously,
I've done a ton of it, fishing and stuff like that.
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They had never done any big game. They still have
not done any big game hunting, but they just recently
so sad. Right before he died, they said, Hey, I
want to go kill a deer. I think I'm ready.
I'm gonna go hunting. I'm gonna go kill a deer.
And then we went on that final fishing trip and
my dad died the next day. But the answer your
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question is no. But I really, if I'm being honest,
I feel obligated now to take them because he's not
there to take them. And when your son says he
wants to go kill a deer, we gotta go kill
a deer with your dad. Can't go kill a deer
with anybody else. You gotta go kill a deer with
your dad. And then I'm I'm gonna absolutely die laughing
watching them try to field dress that dad gun thing.
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The same way my dad sat there and laughed at
me when I tried the first time on my first kill,
which is an antelope. I'm gonna sit there and laugh
at them, don't get me wrong. I'll show him how,
and then I'll sit there and snicker as they're trying
to take his guts out and everything. Sorry, I realized
I just grossed out a bunch of you animal lover freaks,
but there's nothing I can do about it. All right,
someone wants to join the military, we'll talk about that.
(10:04):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, a wonderful, wonderful Thursday,
right before Independence Day.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I am so excited. There's no heaviness tonight on the show.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
As heavy as ten boxes that you.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Might be moving.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
No, we're just doing ask doctor Jesse questions and we're
celebrating America. Baby, let's do some more of these, Jesse.
I come to you and ask for advice on how
to best prepare myself to enter the military. You mentioned
in passing once that the reason why you joined the
Marines was to mature yourself or grow up, and I've
been thinking along those same lines. I've been thinking of
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joining the Navy, specifically hopefully the Seals.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Do I need to.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Start a workout routine or maybe pick up some chalk?
Any advice would be appreciated, all right. So, first, I'm
not a Navy seal, so I can't give you specific
instructions on being a Navy Seal, but I will say this,
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you need to get yourself in shape before boot camp.
Before boot camp, and I don't know what kind of
a pipeline program they have now to go right from
boot camp into the seals. And I don't know that
because it's usually changing. For instance, the Green Berets.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I know this.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You used to have to be in for a while
before they would allow you to come be a Green Beret.
They thought they needed guys with more maturity. They didn't
want eighteen nineteen year olds in there. They just didn't
have any desire for that. They wanted you to be
at least be in your twenties, that kind of thing.
But I know that they're always trying to feel quotas
and I know they're always trying to adjust things. And
I believe, but do not quote me on this. You'll
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have to ask you a recruiter. There is more of
a pipeline program now to go be a Navy seal.
That's fine, that's great. Good for you. If that is
your plan, you had better show up in elite shape.
You don't show up to get in shape. You show
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up in elite shape, and even then your body will
be broken down. And remember what BK has told us,
because he is one of those guys. I'm not one
of those guys. I was a grunt marine it's the
four year grunt marine.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
But BK is one of.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Those guys, and he said, if you think you're going
to try to make it in, you're not going to
make it. You are going to want to die. There
are going to be multiple times where you feel like
you're going to die. They're going to make it so
you feel like you're going to freeze to death. They're
going to make you so miserable and in so much
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pain and so tired that if if quitting is an
option for you in your mind, you will quit. You
will seventy five percent dropout rate For a reason, most
people quit, and the dropout rate is even worse when
it's cold because they have different different times. If you
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go into the mentality that you would go in with
the mentality that you would rather die than quit, you
will make it. Most people do not have that mentality,
and that's very understandable. I'm not criticizing you if maybe
you tried it and failed. Most people don't have that mentality.
It has to be no, no, I'll die or I'll
be a Navy seal. If that's your mentality, you'll be fine.
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But either way, show up in elite shape. And if
I may I certainly understand the appeal of being a
Navy seal. I do, and Lord knows, they have some
of the best pr in human history. There's how many
Navy Seal books, and there's Navy Sealed TV shows and
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movies and and I get all that and all that,
and I get all that. All that stuff's warranted. But
if just being a super soldier, special operations super ninja type,
remember that every branch has that. And as much as
I love to make fun of the Air Force, Air
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Force pjs are every bit Navy Seals. In the Army
Special Forces, the Green Berets bad dudes. In the Marines,
they're always changing the name. But it's back to being
Marine raiders, which is what it should be, because that's
really freaking cool. Do you want to be a Marine
and then have like a be like a special operations
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Navy seal type Marine Marines have that too. The other
branches have that kind of thing too. But if it's Navy,
if that's your thing, If you're a water person, uh,
that is one other little disclaimer I will put on there.
How comfortable are you in the water under the water
Navy seals? It sounds like an obvious point, but a
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lot of people don't really get this. Navy seals exist
in and around the water, and they are going to
ensure that you are unbelievably comfortable in the water or
that you quit. The guys, you know, you know who
makes the Navy seals a lot surfers. You know that surfers.
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And I know, if you're not a surfer, maybe you're
dismissive of that. You think there may be just a
bunch of potheads basically skateboarders on the water. Every surfer
I've ever known had basically eight pack abs. They were
in incredible shape. They swam like fish. They were very,
very very comfortable in and around the water. And that's
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a big thing because they're gonna make you feel like
you're going to drown there too. You're gonna spend a
lot of time in the ocean, in the pool, under
the water, water in your nose, in your eyes, what Chris.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah said. Sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
But that's the thing they're gonna try. They're trying to
make you quit. They want to see if you will quit.
The goal is to weed out anybody who might quit,
and so they try to make you quit. I watched
some documentary on them one time, and this is a
fairly new one. The guys he was, they were on
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the beach and they were doing some brutally long run
and I forget I think they were carrying their boats
or something like that, and the guys were all dying,
and the instructor was driving behind him in a truck
telling them, Hey, your mommy's waiting for you a nice
warm bed. Don't you want a hot meal? You don't
want to be here, and I don't. That's funny to watch,
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but believe me, that sounds real appealing. After the skin
on your heel is worn off and you're freezing to
death and stuff like that, they're gonna try.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
To make you quit, all right there? It is the
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Turn that off, Chris, Gosh, that's terrib Why would you
do that going into an independent state?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You know what I need?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I need an American song going in an independence stay
ah ya ya yai.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I am the Frieto bun Tito rey. I like Rito stornchits.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I love them.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I do I want Brito scornchits. I'll get them from you.
I yi yi yi oh imd Frieto bundito, Give me
brito sconchips and I'll be your friend. De frieto buntito.
You must not up in much munch munch a bunch
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of prittos. Absolutely, you know freedom is not free.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Hey, Jesse, we all love Hillsdale College. If they asked
you to deliver a college course, what subject would you
feel most comfortable presenting?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Really? Any of them? Honestly?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Chris?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Hear me out.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
There's something I've learned in my forty three years on
this planet, and that's that there's no substitute for confidence.
You just get up there and just work your way
through it. Don't doubt yourself. Hey, Jesse, can you teach
some advanced chemistry? Oh? Of course, no problem, I'll figure
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it out. How hard can it be to read that
table thing?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Chris? What's that table thing? Costs? The thing?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yes, the periodic? Exactly? How hard can that be to
read it? It's a bunch of letters anybody can read
that can't The president veto any budget, knowing he has
at least thirty four senators who will not override his veto.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
No.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
No, listen, all right, so let's explain this because I
know there are a bunch of happy people and sad
people about the bill, the big beautiful Bill as it's
been branded. Okay, Yeah, Like I said, there's good things
in it, a lot more money for a lot, more
money for ice. Because there's good things in it, there's
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all kinds of really bad things in it.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
So that's good and it's bad. But it's up to
Congress to write this. The president does it write it,
is not allowed to write it. He doesn't have a
line item veto on it. Now, I'm not completely excusing
Trump from any responsibility for it, because he does have
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the bully pulpit and he was trying to whip votes
for it. But allow me to use this as an example,
because it's a perfect example. Trump, as I told you
at from the very beginning, he wants his campaign promises fulfilled.
He gets one bill. Virtually every president gets one bill.
After that the House changes hand, blah blah blah blah blah.
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You generally don't get two, you get one bill. Trump
viewed this as his one shot for no taxes on tips,
more money for deportations. So Trump, from the second they
ruled this thing out was saying, just pass it. Just
pass it, just pass it, just pass it. And he
was threatening to everyone who didn't like it. Well, the
bills as bad as it really is, it's way better
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now than what it was originally because the hard right
people in the House in the Senate started chopping a
lot of the bad stuff out of it. So the
bill got better and better and better and better and better,
and changed a lot while as we went on. But
Donald Trump never stopped trying to just get it passed.
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He just said, just pass it, just pass it. Okay,
but we changed this whatever, pass it. But we changed that. Fine,
pass it, pass it, pass it, because he's not writing it.
He's the president. He wants to do certain things, and
the things he wanted done, he had them put it
in the bill. And then the dirty scumbags in Congress
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started adding a bunch of corruption and fraud to it.
And he wasn't going to let that stop him from
getting his one bill passed. It was his one chance.
It's not that I'm making an excuse, but it really
is an excuse. It's an explanation. He has one shot
at it. Just pass it, whatever it is. Doesn't want
to major on the minor, pass the bill. We'll figure
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it out, and he's going to get more leeway and
probably deserves more leeway when you hear things.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Like this, this is better than expected, Yeah, Sarah, it is. Look,
this jobs market is like the energizer bunny. Every single
time we expected to run out of steam, it just
keeps going and going. So these new numbers show that
the US economy added one hundred and forty seven thousand.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Jobs in June.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
That was well ahead of the expectation of about one
hundred and eighteen thousand, well ahead of some whispers that
we heard on Wall Street of a sub one hundred
thousand number. So this is indeed beating expectations. We were
also expecting a slowdown we did not get that. This
is basically in line with May, which was revised higher.
It's also good news. The unemployment rate was expected to
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go up. It didn't. It went down to four point
one percent. That is a very healthy number. This is
still relatively historically low.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
When you're the president and you've got the economy going
gangbusters and the poll numbers show your approval rating is
through the roof and you say pass my bill, it's
hard to say no. It's hard if you're in the
GOP to say no. Look, I know people, a lot
of people in the House and the Senate who hated
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the ridiculous spending levels of this bild hated a lot
of it, and in the end they kind of felt
obligated when Trump six months in economically is killing.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
According to Triple A, gas prices are not only cheaper
this year, but there are levels we haven't seen in
four years. According to Triple A, gas prices are down
more than thirty cents from this time last year.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
When you're doing that, when the economy's going that way,
and the President gets up and says, I've got things
rolling past this bill now, so I can keep them rolling,
the bill is going.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
To get passed. It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Look, if you want to feel good about it, there's
a lot to feel good about in the bill. If
you want to feel bad about it, there's a lot
to feel bad about in the bill.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Is there something in it for everybody? You can choose.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You can choose how you feel. I choose to be
happy because tomorrow is Independence date.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Baby. Dear Jesse.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
The not so Oracle, why were you a Carly Fiorina
supporter in the fifteen to sixteen primaries. Were you a
rhino back then or what does she not? I was
shocked to discover this. Ps would you season yourself before
eating or just quickly get over it? Okay, So I'm
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not going to be mean to this guy because it
seems cool and he's funny and it's fine. So this
is not me being mean, but be very very careful
what you read on the internet. I have never been
a Carly Fiorina supporter. I think maybe I voiced support
for her when she was running for something in California
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maybe at one point in time, but definitely not in
the fifteen to sixteen primary. I was a well documented
Ted Cruz supporter. I didn't even remember Fiorina being in
that primary. And again, that's not an insult to this guy.
But here's what happens. And this is so weird for
me because I'm so I'm so new to all this
(24:53):
stuff still, it just seems so new to me. Somebody
will will either lie on accident or maybe think they
read something and online or Facebook or something like that.
Someone will say to someone else, wow, Jesse Kelly, I
think I remember him being a Carly Fiorina supporter. And
someone else without verifying it, because people don't verify anything,
(25:16):
no way, Oh she sucks, And then he'll go tell
someone else, did you know Jesse Kelly supported Carly Fiorina?
And then they'll tell someone else, and soon a complete
fabrication like this has taken off and a bunch of
people believe it. Now, I don't stress about it because
I generally don't care what people think about me, which
drives ab insane. But just remember, verify, verify, verify it.
(25:42):
You listen to me every day? Do I sound like
a Carly Fiorina supporter to you? Does that sound like
something that is legitimate at all? Come on now, all right,
I have one of the more interesting ask doctor Jesse
questions I think we've ever had in my life. Now
(26:04):
we've been doing this for almost seven years now, Chris,
I don't know that I've ever had one like this.
Hang on, Stity, is that Jesse Kelly Show, final second
of the Jesse Kelly Show before I leave you and
go celebrate America and then we'll be back here on
Monday to do Medal of Honor Monday and have all
sorts of fun than whatnot. So I got a question
(26:28):
it's very interesting. Before we get to that question, Chris,
do you people celebrate Independence state too? Do you have
a separate one? What what I didn't I was asking.
I didn't know if it was kosher or not. Anyway,
Happy Independence Day to you, Chris, just wishing you happy
you and yours, right, you and yours.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Now let's get back to the question.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Jesse, short time listener, longtime dog lover. I have a
question about the graves of the three family dogs we
have lost. How long do you maintain the area where
the family pets were laid to rest. All three are
buried close together, but on our property, the brush and
(27:10):
weeds moving quickly. Sometimes we throw some yard composts or
limbs near that space. I forgot to trim there when
I mow the yard. Love the show, find a way
to listen to all three hours a day. I thought
this was so interesting because.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
All right, so I'm just gonna come out and say.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
We love our dogs, do we not? And yes, cats,
But we love our dogs and they really are part
of the family. They just are. They become part of
your family for a while and then we lose them. Torrible.
I have buried myself with a shovel in my hand.
(27:54):
Multiple dogs, and when you lose them, it friggin hurts.
It hurts, and you cry and it's awful and it's
it's just awful. It's the worst thing. But you bury him,
and then what do you do? You go get another dog.
Almost everyone does. We always did it usually in my house.
(28:15):
My dad didn't like emotions, and he definitely didn't like
emotions on other people. So he's not going to cry,
but he's so bothered when everyone's sad that he has
to do something about it. I have to do something
about it. So usually the day of the day we
had our dogs die or put him down, he would
get in the car and we're driving down to somewhere
(28:36):
to go pick up another dog. That's my dad's way
of doing it. That's my dad's not that was his
nice way of doing it. You go get another dog.
Maybe it's not the same day, but you get another dog,
and it's not that you forget about the dog you had.
You know, I can name all my dogs, Jake and
Sam and Hank and all these other I can name them,
(28:56):
I can picture.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Them, and I love them. But you kind of move on.
It's not a person you know, we love them. They're
part of the family. But it's not.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
It's not your child, it's not your mom, it's not
your dad. It still is in the end, a dog,
and you move on. I think I think burying all
your family dogs in the same area is a really
cool thing. I don't know that you have to maintain
(29:33):
that forever. I think you bury them. I mean if
it helps you or the kidd ohs to mourn. Remember,
mourning is human. It's good, it's good to mourn. You
don't need to. Don't ignore that. Mourn if you're sad,
be sad. I was sad last night. It's got sad
randomly at dinner thinking about my dad. Now, I was
just kind of down and distant the way ab would
(29:55):
put it distant for the end of the night.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's on my mind. That's good. Moren your dog.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I don't think you have some obligation to maintain that
forever the way you would your dad or your mom,
or God forbid, your child's grave. Now that's more of
you kind of need to make sure. That's make sure
the upkeep is there. Not saying you gotta be out
there putting down flowers every day, but that's one of
those things. I don't think ever expires. Think a dog's
(30:28):
grave comes with an expiration date. What Chris, was that cold?
That way?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
That was nice? I was being nice. Why don't you
think that's nice? Chris? Do you disagree? Yeah, we be.
That's where we did.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
We buried him in the art, and then the grass
grows and then he helps fertilize the art, and that's
kind of what it is.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
It is what it is. I feel like I'm sounding
like a bad person right now.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
I don't mean to, but I can hell normally by
the look on Chris's face when I've said something that's
definitely gonna rub people the wrong way, which I feel
like happens a lot every single hour. So we're definitely
gonna get some hate mail for that. Not as much
hate mail Chris as we got about me saying Jaguar.
I was talking about the luxury car Jaguar. And you
(31:20):
can't imagine how many of you snobby grammar nazis emailed
into the show. No, it's jaguarire. Look, I'm uneducated and
I'm white trash. I see the big cat on the
front of the hood ornament, and it's called a freaking jaguar.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
You don't see one of those in the Amazon eating
something and say, oh, look at the jaguarar. Somebody passed
the tea in strumpets. It's a jaguar, okay. And if
that bothers you change the freaking channel and get some
gold from gold Cove.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That's really important. Did I say that right? Gold Chris?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Never mind, everyone can say that gold Co get some
precious metals as part of your retirement account. Did you
know inflation is still really bad?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Did you know that.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
As beautiful as you may think the bill is, the
national dead is going to continue to explode. That a
debt crisis is not likely, it's inevitable. What are you
doing to make sure you don't lose your retirement? Let
(32:30):
gold Co protect yours? That's what I consider it, a
retirement protection plan.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
That's what it is. Here's what you do.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Make a phone call that's it eight five five eight
one seven gold or you can go to Jesse likesgold
dot com. Call them. Please don't do that thing that
most people do. Wait until it's too late. You wait
until the bubble pops and you wake up and you looking, oh,
(33:00):
looks like I'm going back to work.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I don't ever want that.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I don't want that for you eight five five eight
one seven gold or go to Jesse likes goold dot com.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
All right, what Chris? That was funny? And now here's
a headlines why you know, you know the thing emails
We didn't get to you.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Jesse my son went to buy a new laptop for
college and he bought the extended warranty and signed up
for the membership. I immediately made him.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Go back and remove them.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I think extended warranties, service agreements, protection plans, et cetera.
Are a scam and a waste of money. What are
your thoughts as somebody who used to sell these.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Sometimes? And here's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
They're never as all encompassing, you know the protection plan.
It's never as all encompassing as the brochure says. That's
a fact. But I have also seen them on large purposes.
I would never do it for a laptop either, I
should point out the TV the laptop.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
The answer is no, no, no, no no, But on.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
A large port, on a large purchase, if you can
afford it without hurting yourself. I have seen those things
bail people out. Not all the time, at all, Not
at all. I'm not saying that sometimes they are. In fact,
I would probably say most at the time they're a
big waste of money. But sometimes they come bail you out.
(34:37):
I'm gonna leave you now because I have to go
celebrate the birthday of America. I hope you do the same,
even Chris is doing it. That's all
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