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December 26, 2025 • 32 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. As we cruise
on into the weekend, they have all kinds of different
things this hour. It will be up and down and
serious and not serious. I've got a serious thing. The
boys are seventeen and fifteen now. They don't care about

(00:24):
Christmas lights all right, And Bob is still insisting that
when we find a place that has a lot of
Christmas lights, that we take the boys to go see
Christmas lights. Chris does exactly what I'm talking about. And
now we're at this place where the boys, you know,

(00:44):
they're starting to become little men. Then you'll get little
attitude pop up here there. Obviously it's kept in check
in our house, but they're human beings. They're gonna sprout
their wings a little bit. Now. They're starting to give
me the side eye as soon as she suggests sit.
And then I'm stuck. I'm stuck in an impossible situation

(01:06):
because I don't want to go see any stupid Christmas
lights either, but she wants to, and we want to
do something nice for so I have to kind of
walk a tight rupe, you see, everybody's got problems, Jesse.
The subject of this one is indecent pictures scammers. Just
the heads up. I did a I brought up a

(01:28):
story on Tuesday. Young man of Levey was fifteen years old,
killed himself because there is a huge online criminal enterprise
now to coerce young people, young boys, young girls, using
AI and scamming and all kinds of things to fool

(01:49):
them into doing something, sending a picture they shouldn't send,
saying something they should shouldn't say. And then that's when
the extortion hammered and it's hey, send us five hundred
dollars or we'll tell your pastor and your teacher and
everything else. And I did a whole segment on it,
and then pulled my boys aside when I got home

(02:10):
and talked to them about it extensively because I want
parents to know. And if you're a kid listening, I
know we have kids listen. I want you to know.
Today because of the advancements in technology, you don't have
any idea who you're talking to online. No, but I
saw her picture, she's so pretty. Yeah it's fake. No,
but if we video called, yeah, that's fake too. They

(02:32):
can do all that stuff now, fake voice, fake everything.
It's all fake. It's all fake, and it'll feel real
right anyway, this guy said Jesse. Father, Jesse, thank you
so much for exposing the story on the on inappropriate
picture extortion on the show Tuesday. As the father of
a son who fell victim to it, I appreciate you

(02:53):
making other parents aware of this horrible scheme. These demons
do exist, and they don't care one bit what your
child might do to themselves as a result of this
evil I would like to add, as a parent, please
pay attention and notice when things are off with your kid.
I found out about it because my son came to

(03:13):
be and asked for his Social Security number. I thought
this was odd. He said he was fifteen at the time.
I was eventually able to pull out what happened from
him from there and we resolved it. But it was
terrifying for him and his mother and I. I am
blessed to have been able to give him the support
he needed and now we are all wiser, but it

(03:34):
could have been much worse. Thank you for being a
guide for other families. I'm not a guide. I'm just
a dad, just like you are. I'm no guide I'm
no role model, no guide. Just I'll tell you something.
I want to reinforce this because I brought it up
again with my boys when I pulled them aside and
discussed this. Make sure your kids know if you do

(03:58):
screw up some way, there will be no judgment. If
you come to us, we will figure it out together.
You'll be embarrassed, you'll be mortified. And I said, it
doesn't have to be you know, bad pictures or something
like that. I don't care if gambling, dad, whatever it is.
We've told our kids this now, by the grace of God,

(04:19):
our kids are not boozers or anything like that, right,
but you never know. They're young men that could get
into that tomorrow, could get into it tonight. For all
I know that all kinds of temptation out there. We've
told them. You're ever at a place, don't ever get
in a car with somebody. No judgment, there'll be no grounding,
there'll be no nothing. You call, will come pick you up,
no questions, ask gets you out of there, all right.

(04:41):
So when it comes to this stuff, remind your kids
that they can come to you. Drive that point home.
If you read these stories, A big thing of what
pushes these kids over the edge is they don't feel
like there's anyone they can talk to. Now, I can't
go talk. I can't go tell mom, I can't go
tell dad. He'll kill me. I bet my school is

(05:03):
going to expel me. My life is over. And remember
the bad guys specialize in twisting those screws. Yeah, your
life is over. I'll destroy you. Everyone's going to hate you.
And so what pushes them too far? Make sure they know? Now, hey, Jesse,
what is the reason? What is the real reason immigrants
hate America? Okay, well, first of all, pause, you know

(05:27):
my thoughts on illegal illegal immigration. You know my thoughts.
I don't have to clarify them. But all immigrants do
not hate America. That is not true, depending on where
they're from, depending on a few different things, immigrants can
be some extremely patriotic people, Cubans Cubans. Cubans might be

(05:50):
the most hardcore Americans there are. I love Cubans just
that way. But in general, we clearly have a loyalty
problem with the masses of four owners we brought here.
So I'll tell you a little story. In the area
where I live, there is there was this older couple

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I want to say sixties, so not super old. But
they were in their sixties, right. I did not know
them personally. It was one of those things. I'd say
hi to them. We knew each other's name, but that
was it. An older couple, and I didn't live right
next door. They were a couple blocks away from me.
He freaking tragic, but it happens all the time. Heart attack,
dead out of nowhere, in the shower, out of nowhere.

(06:35):
Kids are already out of the house, and boom. This
lady is a widow, all right, she's a widow. Widows
need to be cared for. Right. One of my good
friends in the area, he is her next door neighbor,
lives right next door to her, and so he started
doing really so much for her when it came to

(06:59):
work around the house, changing lightbulbs, whatever. But one thing
he would do religiously is he would mow her lawn
every single Saturday. Mow her lawn every single Saturday. He
did this, I'm gonna guess on the time, six months
to a year, every Saturday. Her husband used to do it.

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Wanted to make sure she had a nice looking lawn
so at least she didn't have to worry about that
wonderful thing to do right. He used to live in California,
goes back to California. I forget. It was some kind
of family event, family reunion or something like that, and
he goes for two weeks, for two weeks. When he

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gets back home from California after two weeks, before his
bags are unpacked, she is pounding on his front door.
He opens up the door, thinks, what the It's everything okay.
But she's not afraid, and she is not sad. She

(08:04):
is angry, and she choose him out. Look at my lawn,
look at the condition. But keep in mind he's never
accepted a dime nothing. After six months to a year,
Not only is she not appreciative anymore, she feels completely

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entitled to it. Completely. Now I know your blood pressure
is probably already up. Jewish producer Chris looks like he's
ready to punch somebody in the face over the whole thing.
But this is a human nature thing where you do
something nice for somebody, Eventually they get used to it,

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then they feel entitled to it, and if you stop
doing it, they'll hate you for it. Even the threat
of you stopping doing it, they'll hate you for it.
Why do these why do these foreigners come here and
get elected to office and trash America and America sucks
in America, this in America. That because America's immigration policy

(09:11):
has been so open borders, so suicidal, so insane for
so long. That the truth is, millions and millions and
millions of foreigners across the globe they feel entitled to
come here. The very idea that they would not be
allowed to come here it's offensive to them. And then

(09:31):
once they get here, they're not grateful to be here.
Where's my next meal? Remember? I remember it like it
was yesterday. Under the Biden administration, they were bringing in
a bunch of people from Al Salvador and stuffing them
in hotels in New York City, and they started freaking out.
The illegals who just got here, freaking out because there
was not authentic l Salvadorian cuisine for them to eat.

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After violating our immigration laws. They didn't walk into the
country and bend down and kissed the ground and say, finally, America,
I can't wait to serve this country. They came strolling
in having not earned it, having not paid for it
at all, and said what's this crappy food? Give me
my papoosa? Why are you rejecting the rap songs? Chris?

(10:18):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday. Member.
If you missed any part of the show, you can
download it on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Hey, Jesse, are Republican's
a real political party. Every single time they're in power,
they completely squander it. The Dems are able to continue
wielding powder as a power as a total minority, while
the Republicans seem to do everything they can not to

(10:41):
enact the policies they were elected for. Is the GOP
just afront to keep the right complacent while they destroy
our country altogether? I don't know that I would call
it a front. So let me explain something I want
you to. I want you to picture something. Right. You
know what a totem pole is, one of those Indian things. Right,

(11:05):
different things on the totem pole. Now, let's assume the
items on top are the most important, right, the items
on bottom are the least important. Right, Stay with me,
Stay with me. So I want you to think about
the GOP like the totem pole. The GOP congressmen and

(11:25):
senators There aren't many good senators, but the GOP members
of the House and the Senate, there are really, really,
really good ones. Good ones. They want what you want.
They are patriots just like you are, but power wise,
they're kind of at the bottom of the totem pole.

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Now pause for a moment. What is power? What am
I talking about? Let's get more specific than that power, meaning,
are you the head of a committee. Remember how much
power committees have in Congress, and how much power the
chairman of a committee has in Congress. A chairman can
kill a bill before it ever sees the light of day.
Kill this good amendment, or make sure this amendment comes

(12:08):
to light, right the chairman. We all focus on the
Speaker of the House and things like that, but the
chairman of the various committees are enormous. I knew Duncan Hunter.
He used to be a long time ago. He's long
out of Congress now. Duncan Hunter Senior was the chairman
of the Military the House Armed Services Committee. I'm just

(12:32):
going to call it the Military Committee, so you get it,
the House Armed Services Committee. Now, think about the budget
the military has in the United States of America. Go
look at a pie chart and look at how much
of that pie chart of our budget goes to the military.
The chairman of the House Armed Services Committee has an
insane amount of power. If Duncan Hunter wanted you as

(12:56):
a defense contractor, if he wanted you completely cut out
from government contracts and destroyed, he could do it like
that snap of his fingers. If he wanted, maybe maybe
to toss an next an extra contract or to your way,
get some extra cheddar in your pocket. Christmas bonus is

(13:16):
going to look good this year. He could make that happen.
One man with that kind of power, Right, you're with me? Now,
how do you get to be chairman of any committee?
Ways it means Armed Services? How do you get to
be chairman? If you want to move up that totem pole,

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if you want to get off the bottom of it
and work your way towards the top, you must raise money.
You have to raise money and hand that money out
to other members of the House of Representatives for their
campaigns so they can stay elected, and then potential Republicans

(13:57):
so they can get elected. You raise money. When I
was running for Congress and losing two times. You know
who was a big shot in Congress at the time,
Kevin McCarthy member, Kevin McCarthy. You know, I've had dinner
with Kevin McCarthy. Do you know why? Because multiple times
he flew from Washington, DC out to Arizona to do

(14:17):
fundraisers for me. Why was he a big fan of mine?
Were we close personal friends? Nope? Never been him in
my life. Kevin McCarthy. Kevin McCarthy was raising me money
because he thought if I got elected, it would guarantee
him a vote to be the head of this or
the head of that. I would vote to give him

(14:37):
an extra level of power. And I was in some
unique case. These guys who are in leadership, they're on
a plane all the time, flying across the country, fundraiser
for you, and a fundraiser for you, and a fundraiser
for you, and a fundraiser for you, raising money, raising
money which is going to get you more votes and
more support to move up that totem poll where you

(15:01):
want to be. Now, here's the problem. How much money
do you have if let's say I started running for
United States Senate right now, and let's say you wanted
to support my campaign, you believe in my campaign, and

(15:22):
you wanted to support my campaign financially. Thank you for
your support. By the way, I'm not running. How much
could you give me? Let's say, let's say, for the
sake of argument, you're pretty well off, you're doing okay,
and you could write me a maximum check. It used
to be twenty four hundred dollars. I'm sure it's more
than that by now, but it's going to be somewhere
in there. We'll call it three thousand dollars. Okay, So

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you you're rich and you support me, and you could
write me a three thousand dollars check. Maybe, maybe let's
be nice, let's say you've got three or four rich buddies.
They'll write the same check. Nice, Thank you. You just
raised me twelve thousand dollars. You know what that's probably
gonna get you a personal phone call, a handwritten letter

(16:06):
saying thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah. Uh, raytheon just
raised me two million dollars. Where's my loyalty? Where's my loyalty?
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday,

(16:26):
and ask doctor Jesse Friday churning and burning through everything here,
and we don't have much time left together, so let's
continue don't forget Monday's coming. We're gonna do Medal of
Honor Monday. On Monday, We're gonna do part four of
the Rhodesian Bush War on Monday. I'll try to finish.
I'm not sure that I'm gonna be finished. And I've

(16:48):
got some more bad news for you. Actually, maybe it's
great news, depending on how you're at or where you're
at with this whole thing. But tonight, boys have sporting
events and stuff with their friends. Ob, because she's way
too nice, has agreed to go to some party thing.

(17:12):
It's a girls party. That means Daddy's home alone. The
chances I'm going to spend hours this evening continuing to
obsess on the Rhodesian Bush War, they're very very strong.
In fact, Ob even said to me, you're gonna watch
more on that Rhodesia thing, aren't you, tonight? And I

(17:32):
didn't like the way she said it. I'll be honest
with you, but yeah, yeah, I probably am. I'm hoping
to try to wrap things up Monday. Honestly, it may
go all week at this point in time. What Chris
I like? What I like? Jesse, I've been interested in
politics for many years enjoy your show today. After listening
to the show, I allowed myself to acknowledge that Australia

(17:54):
and New Zealand, Canada and all of Europe are falling
to the same disease as Trump is fight. I know
a lot about it, But can you outline what force
slash people are behind all this? Has it just been
gradual with some accidents, so on and so forth? Okay,
well there's a lot to that. What is happening. Why

(18:18):
does it feel like the same thing is happening in
Canada that's happening in the UK, that's happening in Germany.
If that's happening in France, that was also happening here
under the Biden administration. Globalism, That's something that's been talked
about a lot. There have been all kinds of people
who brought up that word globalism. Remember globalism and communism

(18:38):
are the exact same thing. They had the exact same goals.
It's the same thing. Klau Schwab, that famous guy, the
head of the World Economic Forum, the Bond movie villain.
He has a bust of someone on whose bookshelf. Do
you know who that someone is? Vladimir Lenin. They're all communists.
Remember that part of the reason it's happening is people

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the elites of societies now in Western civilization, they are
of a different breed than elites before. And this is
what I mean. They don't see themselves as Hey, I
want to be a leader of America, even if it's
for selfish reasons. I want to lead America. I want
to be the president of America. America doesn't mean anything

(19:26):
to them. Germany doesn't mean anything to German leaders. France
doesn't mean anything to French leaders. You see when they
look out at their countrymen, they don't feel any sense
of loyalty in the same way. Maybe you do or
I do. I'll give you an example. I've told you
this before. We were in Italy last winter. We were

(19:49):
in Italy and it had been foreigners all day long,
all day long, foreigners this and foreigners that, and all
these different languages. And we were getting ready to go
to dinner, Me av the boys, and we go to
the elevator and there's this older black couple there by
the elevator and they turn and start talking to each other,
clearly Americans, and I just said, I just came out

(20:12):
of me. My Americans and they looked and they're like, yes,
we started hugging. We didn't even know each other because
I love Americans, right and they love Americans. It's like, yes,
my people, your leaders don't feel that at all at all.
Do you know? You know who makes them feel that way?
Other elites in other countries. The elites in France don't

(20:35):
feel some sense of loyalty, some sense of a brotherhood
with French people. The elites in France they feel a
sense of brotherhood with the elites in England, with the
elites in Sweden, with the elites in America, with the
elites in Canada. You see, as I've said so many
times before, the problem is they see themselves as kings

(20:59):
and queens, not the guardians of Western civilization. And they've
decided that if they work together, if they work together,
they can actually rule as kings and queens. And you
know what else, Now, I've got some bad news for you.
They talk about this when the doors are closed and
they're together. They've also decided that you are going to

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be a problem. They have big, big dreams for what
they want to do with your country, big dreams. They
want to rule it with an iron fist, and those
pesky patriots are going to be a problem. So how
do you fix that problem? It's quite simple. There are

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all kinds of dumps all over the planet full of barbarians,
and if you bring enough of them into your country.
Remember they look down on those people too, by the way,
They just look at them like slaves. Essentially, for them,
it's basically a slave trade. But if you bring enough
of them into your country, then those pesky patriots are

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completely powerless. They can't do anything to you. And this
has been a very very long process. But all human beings,
you and me, do the same thing too. As you
go into any situation, maybe it's a new school or
a new job or whatever it is, you will eventually,

(22:22):
it'll take some time, but you'll figure out who's your
ally and who's your enemy, who's on your side, who's
not on your side. These people, these elites in Western civilization,
they're the exact same way. They want to be able
to spend all your money. In fact, they want to
take all your money first, all of it, every dime,

(22:43):
and spend it. They want to take your house, eliminate
whatever they want. They want to force you to inject
yourself with it. They want digital ID so they can
track your every move and they know that you you're
gonna push that. You know who won't. That whole tribe

(23:04):
they just brought here from Zimbabwe and put in a
tiny town in Ohio for a five hundred dollars visa
card every month and some free rent. Those people will
agree to everything. They're not gonna be a problem at all.
The mass importation of foreigners is not a tiny side

(23:24):
issue for communists. If you had to make them choose
one issue they could keep, they would get rid of abortion.
You know that they dumped the gays gone, You're gone.
They just look at them all and say they would
dump every other issue if they could only keep one,
but the mass importation of foreigners. With the mass importation

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of disloyal foreigners, communists cannot possibly lose, and without it,
they cannot possibly win. Because the only demographic on the
planet that poe any kind of a threat to these
people is you patriotic citizens who don't want their country destroyed.
They don't want their dollars confiscated, they don't want their

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border open, they don't want their kids turned gay. They
don't want these they don't want these things. They will
push back against these things, and the elites view you
as an opposing army. I know you may think these
people they awake at night and talk about how much
they hate Vladimir Putin with each other. They don't give
a rat crap Vladimir Putin. They care about you. You

(24:33):
are the threat to them. And this has been going
on for a very, very very long time. Our problem
is with the leadership of this country and Canada and
Mexico and Germany and France, and what Trump is. He
is a stalling period. He's a stalling action for what

(24:55):
these people want. They view him as an incon four years.
They're just going to try to ride this four years
out so they can go right back to doing exactly
what they were going We're gonna do already. And let
me tell you, the next time a Democrat gets elected president,
it may be inauguration day when they open up the border.
That's how fast they're going to bring these people in.

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Get ready for it, all, right, One more segment, Hang on,
That's Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly
Show on a Friday. You can email us if you
miss us we're back on Monday. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Jewish producer Chris just said to me as
we were coming back from break that he said, you say,

(25:38):
you see these people or they see themselves as kings
and queens, but you feel like a king would be
more protective of his people and his country. Well, Chris,
I know you've read the Old Testament because you're Jewish, right,
that's seriously, and also that you've read the Old Testament. Right,
King David is pretty great, right, patriot warrior first people, Right,

(26:02):
Solomon came after him, more problems, patriotic but okay, give
or take more problems. Then what came after him, and
what came after him, then what came after him. Part
of the problem with our elites now is they're not
the people who built this country. They're the spoiled, rich

(26:26):
kids who just inherited these lofty positions of power, so
they don't have any love or appreciation of the country
or its people. There are good kings and there are
bad kings all throughout history. What we have now are
elites who don't care about the people. You realize that
in the United States of America, presidents generals, admirals regularly

(26:53):
had their sons dying in combat in this country. That's
just how you were raised. No, you have a sense
of duty, boy, Go put your uniform on and go fight.
I don't care that I'm a general. Tell me the
last time Marine Corps General John Kelly's son actually did it.
But with the exception of that, tell me the last

(27:14):
time a general or admiral, or senator or president's son
gave his life on the front lines of this country. No,
that's for you, peasant, that's for you, construction workers, that's
for you farm boys. That's not for us. My son
must cut a Stanford. And look, maybe he'll want to

(27:34):
run for office one day. So look, we'll have him
join the military for the for the minimum number of years,
and we'll make sure he's in the jag Corps or
something like that, so he'll never hear a shot fired
in anger. And of course when he runs for office,
he'll have his uniform on and everyone will be like, wow, Rambo.
But the truth is he was never in danger at all.

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They don't feel this love of country you do. And
that's the reason you asked the question, Chris, I feel
like a king would be more protective of his people. No,
you would be these people, aren't. These people are a
completely different animal. Oracle bond Oracle. I knew Bondy was
weak with the Epstein files on our desk. I thought

(28:16):
nothing happened. I thought Matt Gates was the guy. But
I think the commedies knew it too. So who's your choice.
I don't know that I have a choice. My choice
would be the one the swamp doesn't want. Remember that
the United States Senate, this happened yesterday. A vote to
kind of replace Obamacare was something better. It failed in

(28:40):
the Senate. I believe it was fifty one to forty nine.
That means we had Republicans voting against it. There are
Republicans in the United States Senate. They will risk everything
in order to avoid draining the swamp. Remember that totem
poll talk we just had me John Cornyn's they're protecting

(29:01):
that totempole. Didn't care about you. James Langford, he's there
protecting that totem pole. He doesn't care about you. Anagram
John Thune, John Kennedy, Yes, I know you love his
accent into biscuits. He's a dirty swamp snake. Just like
the rest of them, just has a better sense of humor, Cassidy,
all of them dirt balls. Hey, Bronco, what's your favorite

(29:23):
Christmas movie? Diehard Bronco Berger. The University of Arizona has
a fantastic basketball program. You should tell everyone at the
reunion you were on the nineteen ninety seven national championship
team and steal your wife's thunder. That's a really great idea. Actually,
it's a great idea. The problem with that one is

(29:45):
I feel like that's the kind of thing ob would
be on the lookout for. She would assume that I
would do something like that. I mean, I have done
something like that before. To ever tell you this story,
when we were in the Marines and we were doing
some training Fuji, Japan, they gave us a night off,
and of course we hopped on the train and we

(30:05):
cruised on into Tokyo to go see the sights and
enjoy the local flavors. McDonald's just delicious, by the way,
delicious Anyway, I'm not making that up. McDonald's in Tokyo's delicious.
But we were walking around it was rapungi. I don't
even know what that's supposed to mean. But Rapungi. It's
a part of town that had a bunch of bars

(30:26):
and restaurants and things like that. Well, no one knows
who I am. Who am I? I'm young, I'm a
young idiot marine. What do I know? Well, at the time,
there was a basketball player in the NBA, good but
not all time great. His name was Keith van Horn.
Keith van Horn was his name. I don't know Keith

(30:47):
by the way, maybe a dirtball, maybe a great guy.
I don't know, Keith. If you're listening, I'm sorry. I
didn't mean to impersonate you. Actually, yes I did. I
told everyone I was Keith van Horn. We wanted to
see if we could get what Chris well. I was
tall enough. I was six eight. They're Asian. They don't
know any different. It's not like they watched the NBA
all the time. I don't look I know, I don't

(31:08):
look like him, Chris, you didn't have to look it up.
I was banking on the fact that they were Asian,
and look. Some bought it, some didn't. But you don't
have to get a ten out of a ten, buddy.
In fact, ten percents good enough. When you make sure
you talk to ten people. Jesse, my wife just gave
birth to our second little anti communist baby. Do you

(31:31):
have any advice for growing a family and this crazy
world we live in? This name is Ron. Go to everything,
absolutely everything you can. I go to every frigging practice
I can swim meet. When they were well, they used
to be in the band, and it was brutal when

(31:53):
I was at every one of those sorry band concerts
and things like that. Essentially, I have always tried to
operate as if they're going to be gone one day
and I'm never gonna get the chance to do it again.
That's how I try to do it. And I am
not a good father. I'm not claiming I am a
good father, but I love my boys and they know it.
They frigaly know it all the way. Go to everything,

(32:17):
Go to absolutely everything, and work hard to support your family.
But remember that time with them is the time that
you'll treasure that the most when you're on your deathbed.
When you're on your deathbed, you're not gonna say, thank
god I worked an extra ten hours that Saturday instead
of going to t ball, Leave the job alone and

(32:39):
go to t ball. All right, job will be there
on Monday. Now you put your phone down. Go on
a phone fast for a day, twenty four hour phone fast.
Put your phone down. Soak up family and friends this
Christmas season. I'll return on Monday from Medal of Honor. Monday,
Rhodesian Bush War and more fun. That's all
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