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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful, wonderful Monday, We're gonna make fun of Dome.
We're gonna do emails. We're gonna talk about this judge
that set this monster loose. Apparently we're all gonna have
to start eating a lot more steak and shake, don't
twist my arm, race communists, and so much more coming
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up in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.
I have to tell you something. I almost didn't say
it because what I'm about to tell you is going
to hurt. It's going to hurt you the way it
hurt me. I found out this morning what I'm about
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to say. You know bald eagles. You know bald eagles.
Obviously you know what a bald eagle is. I love
bald eagles. I love eagles in general. Bald eagles, of course,
say what America, That's what they say to you. My
folks had a place in Montana was right down by
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the river, and it was some kind of bald eagle
freaking nesting ground, meaning that they have one hundred foot
trees down there and you could go down at any
given moment and see twenty bald eagles perched on the
various branches. It's wild. Wow. Okay, you got that. And yes,
I've heard an eagle sound multiple times before. But you
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know that super loud eagle screech from the movies. I
don't even have to play it for you. You know exactly
what I'm talking about, the super loud eagles screech that
makes you fill up with red, white and blue patriotism.
You're just ready to go play baseball and kill a
communist whenever you hear it. You know what I'm talking about.
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Eagles don't sound like that. It's just from the movies,
and I've heard them. I've heard them talking to each
other enough to know that it was kind of close.
Maybe I could see maybe how they could do it.
Apparently that's a red tailed hawk. Eagles don't even make
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that soundm it kind of I know. I'm sorry, Chris, Okay,
I'm sorry. I found out. I'm trying to inform everybody else.
You think I'm not hurt, all right, you think I'm
not hurt, I'm hurting too. I My whole life is
a lie. My whole life is a lie, and it
hurts anyway. Speaking of lying. Dome's still out there saying this.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That is quite unprecedented, and it was the time.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It was not the closest election in the twenty first century.
I have no idea, I have no idea where you
could possibly get that information from. But she keeps saying
it over and over and over again. And as we've
talked about so many times before, they're just so comfortable
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lying about everything at all times. There's no shame whatsoever.
It's not something that's looked down upon. It's just what
they do. Communists tell gigantic, easily verifiable lies all the time.
There can be something on videotape and they will get
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up and tell a lie about what you just watched,
and they'll just repeat it over and over and over again.
Words are simply weapons to them. And that's an old saying,
but it's very true to communists. It's never about truth
or facts or anything like that at all. They're just
weapons and you use whatever words you have to use
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to push out whatever you want pushed out. The truth
or the fact of the matter never even occurs to them,
not at all. Somexics Jesse, Oh, I like this one.
Remember you can send your love and your hate to
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Look at this guy.
This will not get played on the air. But I'm
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a professional historian and teacher already I can tell where
this one's going at. I happened upon Jesse on the
radio during a drive through Indiana. That's a lie, but
we'll get back to that in a moment. This guy
actually gets paid to be on the air, like with money.
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His presentations are maniac Chris, I think he was trying
to say manic. Clearly not an English professor, and tomics
and topics are broached with schizophrenic fervor. He also is.
He's also impressively incorrect about everything he talks about. Yeesh.
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I just wanted to inform everybody of a couple of things. One,
these are the people who bring your child history today.
Remember tomorrow, after we do the Crappiest Country in the
World tournament, and after we talk about whatever news of
the day drops tomorrow, tomorrow we're going to do Siege
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of Malta history. It's so cool. Believe me, it's really
really cool. And the background of it's cool tomorrow that's
going to begin. Anyway, back to this talking to your
children about history is important because the communists will. There
are so many communists who have history podcasts. They are
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history teachers, they are history professors. Because remember communists, they
tear down statues and rename streets and things like that.
Why do they do that. As we've talked about many
times before, your past, your history. You are tied to it.
You are tied to it. It's important. But if they
can break that, if they can break you from the past,
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if they can erase it, manipulate it, manipulate it, make
it something bad, then what they can do is they
can write your future because you're not tied to anything.
Style and len and rename the streets, mal tore up
the graves, tore down the temples. America's communists tear down
statues of Christopher Columbus and Robert E. League. This is
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what communists do. And because they're always trying to rip
apart and remake your history, they go into the profession
of teaching your children history. They can't have your children
finding out about the cool great men and women who
built Western civilization, who built America. They can't talk about
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the greatness of this place and the good things we did.
Then your child would feelugh tied to this country. Your
child would, if you're not careful, love the place. They
can't have that. They have to teach your child that
America is nothing but the genocide of Native Americans and
slavery and segregation. If they can just teach them that,
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then they can rip up the future. They can define
the future. Be careful where your child gets their history from.
And it's as someone who's a history freak. As you know,
I'm not a historian. I'm not a history teacher professor.
I just love it as someone who hoovers it up
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every chance I get. I mean, shoot, Aubrey was making
fun of me this morning. I was at the house
finishing up my research on the Siege of Malta. She said,
what are you watching? Look, this is what I do too.
It's so hard to find history that has just presented accurately.
I don't need it biased one way or the other.
The good, the bad, the Chris. You can give it
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to all. You can just give it to me. What Chris.
It was just an example anyway, So that's one. Two.
I happened upon Jesse on the radio during a drive
through Indiana. Buddy, no, you didn't. That's way too specific.
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You listen every night, and you live in Indiana. You
knew you couldn't put that down because you didn't want
to accidentally give me a compliment and you were somehow
trying for an insult of some kind. You undoubtedly live
in Indiana. When you're not brainwashing the future generation to
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hate the country, you listen to the Jesse Kelly Show.
You hate listen every single night, like so many communists do.
You knew you couldn't say that because then you would
be exposed. But you're listening right now. Your little heart
is pitter pattering as you hear your email on the air.
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And don't worry. I'm not going to name you all.
I believe in privacy. I'm the last person in the
United States of America who does. I don't read private emails,
private texts. I don't ever do that, even from people
who wish death upon me. Unless you specifically tell me
to read your name, I'm never going to do it.
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You listen every single night. You're listening right now, and historian,
if you listen tomorrow night, you know I'll teach you
some real history. Is see Kelly's show on a Fantastic Monday.
Remember you miss any part of the show, you can
download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. So you remember that filthy
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communist that achieved I don't want to say fame, some
level of notoriety during COVID. Peter Hotez is his name.
He was one of these guys wear fifty five masks
and keep getting your booster shot. Just another boring, brain
dead communist who's always pushing the party line. Well, he
was speaking in front of people and he said something,
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and it just it's so unbelievably perfect for how the
communist thinks about things. Here you are, and.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Here's the problem. So Okay, I go on MSNBC and
I go on CNN and PBS News Hour and guess what,
I'm not reaching the people I need to reach, right
because they're all watching Joe Rogan podcasts.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I'm not reaching the people I need to reach because
they're all watching Joe Rogan. Minists cannot build, they cannot create.
They are destroyers. They destroy, they infiltrate, and they occupy,
and they really they know this about themselves. They're not
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trying to create. They identify your thing, your institution, your show,
your college, your sports team, your whatever. They identify an opportunity,
they identify an opportunity to spread their filth to the masses,
and they attack. I hear about Joe Rogan. He's got
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this gigantic podcast. I don't know him, by the way,
we're not friends. I don't know them. I don't have
anything against him. I just don't know him. I look
at the Joe Rogan podcast and I think to myself, Wow,
that's really cool. The guy's really done well for himself, big,
big UFC commentator has one of the biggest podcasts out there.
I think that's freaking cool. I don't even know them,
and I'm happy for him. Sounds good. Hope you kill it, Joe,
make make your millions go, go spread it to the masses.
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Sounds good. The communist looks at Joe Rogan's podcasts and
things to himself, Oh, that should be mine. I deserve that.
That's what I should have. Ah, I should have Steak
and shake. It's Chris. We don't have any steak and
shakes around here, do we. So we rant and rave
a lot about corporate America. Understandably, so steak and shake.
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Maybe you had it, maybe you haven't. It's based in Indianapolis,
but they're nationwide. We used to have one in our
area and it closed. Absolutely outstanding burgers. I should know,
really really really good fries they got. They got some
fame recently by saying, hey, we're gonna start frying our
fries in beef tallow much healthier. Okay, all that stuff
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sounds good. They have gone all in on patriotism on
social media. Steak and Shake publicly honoring the memory of
Charlie Kirk publicly not ashamed of it at all. Steak
and Shake. This came on Saturday. They are installing massive
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American flags at all their installations. I am bummed. I
don't have one memory one because I love them. I
do love them. They used to have a Cajun burger
and a garlic burger. They really have all men to
have such good stuff. They're smash burgers all they're good.
But if I had one clothes to me next time
I was going to have a fast food meal, I
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promise you I know where I was going. And I
just put that out there to say this. If you're
in the mood burger fries, look, there's really freaking good.
I'm not asking you to make sacrifices if you're in
a fact, if it's fast food time and we all
have that time, Hey, no judgment here. If it's fast
food time, look goodness, steak and shape. If you can't
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Jesse Oracle, this guy says the Crappiest Country in the World.
Competition has been a feat of epic proportions. My question
is would it be possible to have them all come
piled into one episode with all the great sponsors. So
here's a reminder to you that tomorrow night, I might
even do it. In the first hour, I might You
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know what we might do, Chris, I think we'll do
the Crappiest Country in the World Championship. The last segment
of the first hour. Remind me of that. The last
segment in the first hour, you can go vote still
it's Haiti versus Somalia. That is a crap fest, right,
a true toilet bowl. Haiti takes on Somalia tomorrow night
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in the championship, and you can still vote on the
Jesse Kelly Shows Twitter page. Hey, Chris was winning, do
we know who's winning? He's gonna go look right now,
but look, we'll see. I'm sure it's probably not connect
Haiti versus Somalia, Chris has said. Chris just told me.
If you want a playlist of the this is it
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the countries too, or just the advertisers, Chris? On the
YouTube channel. Okay, every bit we have done on the
crappiest country in the world tournament is on the YouTube
channel at Jesse Kelly's show on YouTube. There's no charge
or anything, right, Chris, Okay, no charge. It's all free.
If you want to go listen to any of those
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at Jesse Kelly's show on YouTube. There is a playlist
you can go watch or listen to all of it.
What Chris, what, who's Somalia's winning? Okay, So Somalia is
currently beating Haiti Si, I should not remember I have
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only done it one other time in the tournament. This
is not a democracy. This is a benevolent dictatorship. I
will overrule something. I'm not saying I will because Somalia
is horrible. They're a very worthy champion. I'm going to
have to sit down and analyze all the crappy facts
again to figure out which company is actually the worst
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place on the planet. All right, Somalia versus Hey Tomorrow
night it'll be the final segment of the final segment
of the first hour. Okay, die well, we're gonna talk
about the race communists screwing everything up for the Democrat
Party here in just the moment. It is the Jesse
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Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday. Remember you can email
us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So there's something
terrible that's happening. But at the same time, look look
at a local level, it's terrible. On a national level,
it might be wonderful. Race communism, as we've talked about
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many times before, it's the easiest communism to sell. Hey,
everyone who looks like you is oppressed. Everyone who looks
like them they're oppressing you. Elect me and I'll hurt
them for you. Race communism is an easy thing to sell.
Black race communism in the United States of America is pervasive.
It's all throughout these Black Liberation theology churches, it's all
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throughout the Democrat Party, over Hollywood, it's it's everywhere. White
people are evil, Black people who are oppressed. White people
are evil, black people who are oppress blah blah blah
blah blah. Then, of course these race communists will say
just the most despicable things in the world, just the
way it is. Okay, that's bad. I know it's bad.
I admit it's bad. But that's a really terrible cell.
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If you're trying for national political power. It turns people off.
It turns people off nationally, and race communism is helping
completely destroy the Democrat Party. It is pull after pull
after poll after pool shows that white people are fleeing
the Democrat Party. The more the race communists trash white people,
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trash them all the time, white people leave. I mean,
you get Van Jones even talked about it on the news.
I saw a couple of days ago. He said, you
can't keep calling all white people evil and expect them
to stay in the party. They're leaving us. White people
are leaving, then I can stay. Well, black people are
thirteen percent of the population. White people were fifty percent
of the population. You can't declare war on half the
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population and keep national power. You can't. OUs This is
basic demographic stuff, it's obvious. But in these little communist
fiefdoms and in Democrat circles, race communism is king. Race
communism sells, and so they speak in these horrible ways
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all the time because it helps them keep their seats
of power in their local area. But while they're doing that,
it's destroying the Democrat brand nationally. I hope Jasmine Crockett
never leaves.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Karn, stop falling for the okie dog, Stop believing the
lies that they are putting out there in the terrible
racist tropes that they are constantly using to rile people up.
It is time to recognize that while you thought the
enemy was the immigrant, or you thought the enemy was
the transperson, or you thought that the enemy was the
black folk, or you thought the enemy were the women,
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when the reality is that the only person that is
harming you right now. If you are struggling to make
sure that you can pay your bills, if you're struggling
to feed your family, if you are struggling to find
a job, if you are struggling to keep your business open,
or if you are a farmer. While we currently have
record level bankruptcies by farmers, it is not any of
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those people on the list. It is the old white
Nepo baby that is sitting in the White.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
House that is please keep going on the news and talking.
Latitia James, Attorney General for the state of New York,
so so safe in her little communists fiefdom there. So
she gets up at a rally with a bunch of
street animals and she says, this stand.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Up to an administration which is too mail, too pale, down.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
To mail to pale, to sawn, to.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Mail, too pale and sail, and we will not go away.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Look, I'm not even judging this on the morality of it,
because it's horrible and evil, and of course it's racist
and all those other things. Strategically, are you that dumb?
How do you think this is going to help you?
You keep telling people that you consider white people to
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be evil in the enemy, you keep you keep trotting to.
This is the mayor of Baltimore, Brandon Scott.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
It is really on my heart this morning to say
that as a man, but I won't as a black man,
that this country does not deserve black women, all black people,
but specifically black women.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I understand that this kind of talk helps these people
keep their seats of power in these areas. Jasmine Crockett's
district here in Texas, she talks like this because that's
what they want to hear. Leticia James, She obviously holds
statewide office in New York. That's what they want to hear.
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That's what Democrats of all colors want to hear. Brandon Scott,
they are Baltimore, that's what his constituents want to hear.
Speaking like that helps him keep power in his little fiefdom.
But the Democrat Party is never ever going to come
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back to national power, any kind of national prominence, as
long as the race Communists are permitted to continue to
speak like this.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Shand up to an administration which is too male, too pale,
and too stale, to mail.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
To pale and to sam to mail too pale.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
And you saw, and we will not go away silently.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
No, you're not gonna go away silently. But the Democrat Party,
this kind of talk is exactly how Democrats went from
having everything everything. They had everything, and this kind of
talk is exactly why they are now isolated to these coastal,
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little urban fiefdoms. This is this is this is why
Middle America hates you. People now hates Democrats. Now you
keep telling them you hate them over and over and
over again. You can't seem to get your race communists
in line. You can't get them to dial it down
because they love speaking like that, because their constituents love
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hearing that stuff. Very poisonous, terrible, but hey, good for
the country, I guess. Hey, Jesse, I am so sad
this week. This week, my seventeen year old sister was
killed in a car wreck. It's so hard because it
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was so sudden. From what we know, the driver didn't
speak English and the police needed a translator to even
talk to him. They don't think he was in the
country legally. I'm so mad at what Democrats have done.
They killed my sister. I'm only sixteen, but I feel
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like I have to get involved. Please read this on
the air. Thanks, say a prayer for that young man
and that family. Please just uh yeah, say a prayer
for him. I'm sorry, brother, there's nothing else I can say.
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I'm sorry. That's freaking horrible. Lookay, it is hard. It
is hard to have your country being attacked from within,
and it's hard to know that the good people are
going to pay for it. How many good families, how
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many families out there have had the worst phone call,
the worst knock at the door ever because of what
these people have done to us on purpose. It's just
it's the worst thing in the world. Man, it's the worst.
That is just that. That might be the worst frigging email. No,
I'm glad you wrote it, but that might just that sucks.
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Hanging there, brother, all right, say a prayer for that
family please. All right, now let's talk. Well, I'll do
a couple more emails. Remember that cell phone tower thing
in New York. Remember we made all the SIM card things.
There's more to that. Remember I told you I thought
there was. We had someone come on and say, no, no,
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it's no big deal. I thought there was more to it,
and there is. It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final
segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Monday.
Remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Before I get back to those in some headlines I
didn't get to I wanted to touch on this really quickly.
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The story was, remember it just quick rewind around the
United Nations. There was a headline. Secret Service comes out
and said, hey, we found a bunch of these SIM cards,
a bunch of these electronic devices that looked like they
could have messed things up, sending out anonymous texts. Menes
maybe call scammers services, that kind of a thing, Okay,
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But there was chatter that it could have disrupted, you know,
some cell towers. Here's the latest and the more they
didn't get into it. One it looks like it's Chinese,
China linked. Two. ABC News is now reporting this is
a China linked plot that could have crippled every cell
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tower in the city, jammed nine one one calls, and
unleashed chaos on communications networks. Now, remember what the rule
is for crime, for anything. I mean for life for
your kids. If you catch your kid in the pantry
stealing a cookie, that's not the first time he was
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in the pantry stealing cookies. That's the first time you
caught him. Cops will tell you this about crime. You
don't catch You don't catch even half of the guys
committing crimes, And you don't catch people committing the crimes
every time they commit one. If this is one city,
how many other places are systems like this in place?
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It's a really big deal. The reason I brought this
up is not to scare you. I wanted to remind
you of this. In the future, there will be wars,
and there's always wars, and in the future, there will
be big wars, possibly between US and China, God forbid,
but that's a possibility. But whether it's China, whoever it is,
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war is going to visit us on our soil in
future wars because the world is more global now. It's
not just the weapons technology, it's just the world is
more global. War will affect you and me here in
ways that it really hasn't in the past. We're not
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used to that. War doesn't touch us here. We go
other places and fight wars. War is going to touch
you here, it is. And you need to make basic
preparations for having no communication because that is going to
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be a central part of any kind of large scale
war in the future. Do you have any kind of
a plan for Internet's out? Cell phones are out? Just that,
just that, no cell phone, no internet, and your home
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in your area your cell phones don't work. Do you
have a plan? Maybe your plan is to hunker down,
Maybe you can eat whatever they're Maybe maybe no power too,
no cell phone, no internet, no power, no cell phone,
no internet, no power. How long can you last? What
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is your plan? I'm not trying to freak you out.
I'm not saying build a bunker, have you gotten to
know your neighbors? Who has what food? Water? Ammo? Where
are you meeting when the cell towers all go down,
when the power goes out, when there's no internet? Whose
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house you meeting at? Where are you meeting down at
the church? What is the plan to get with other
people and take care of each other? This was just
brought this up to encourage you. Have a plan to
meet meet somewhere so you can take care of each other.
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All right. Community is going to be everything when these
kinds of things happen. And there is every indication that
these things will happen at some point in the future,
and maybe not in your lifetime. Right I'm forty four,
probably got twenty five years left. Maybe, so maybe it won't.
Maybe it won't happen for me, but maybe it will
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happen for you. Or maybe it will happen for me.
Maybe we're maybe we're a year from it. I don't know,
you don't know, we don't know. You don't have to panic,
you don't have to freak out, You don't have to
crawl under your bed and suck your thumb. Have a plan,
have a plan, all right? All right? And now here's
a headline by go you know that, you know the
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thing headlines we didn't get to. Antifa terrorist author organizer
and financier Mark Bray flees the US to Europe. This
is going so well. See it's going well. We're getting
rid of them, Sorry Europe. Kentucky father vows justice after
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six year old son's killer walks free early. I pray
that justice prevails. Surging numbers of children use e cigarettes,
according to the WHO. For Pete's sake, this world has
lost smoke real cigarettes like in America. What I'm kidding, Chris,
It was a joke. Putin orders one hundred and thirty
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five thousand men to join the military and the largest
fall draft in nine years. Russia is just bonkers, man.
They can just forcibly draft people until they have nobody left.
They've always been this way, and those rescues just grabble weapon,
they go to war watermelons. UK's Green Party backs emotion
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to abolished landlords. You mean the Green Party was actually
a communist party, that the whole Green thing was just
a front for communism. No. Automaker Stalantis planted ten billion
dollars in US investments, according to bloom Bloomberg News, I've
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never heard of Stalantis sounds foreign. Trump could be featured
a new one dollar coin for America's two hundred and
fiftieth anniversary. That would actually be highly entertaining, especially if
they started issuing those coins. Just for how many communists
would be throwing their coins away. You know, they would
do it. They'd be putting videos up of themselves flushing
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them down the toilet and stuff like that. It'd be hilarious.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
JB.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Pritzker calls Ice attack propaganda before the damning police audio leaks. Yes, again,
we have places in the country that are no longer
the country. There aren't great solutions to deal with that,
but we shall figure out as we march forward. All right,
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Crappiest country in the world
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in history, that's all