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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful, wonderful Monday. It's been incredible.
We're about to talk about communists, how they view themselves,
how they use your organization to further the revolution, not
to further your organization. We are going to have a
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very hard talk after that about amnesty. The whispers are
starting to get louder. We'll talk about that, we'll do
some emails, we'll do some other things this hour, But
first I'm gonna play something for you. And this is
not just to once again dunk on communist college professors.
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It's not to just dunk on college. What I'm about
to play for you, I want this to be a
lesson to every single person in corporate America who is
listening to me right now. I want this to be
a lesson to anybody who is considering bringing on new people.
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Maybe you are a church in your hiring, Maybe you're
a business you're hiring, a sports league, a whatever. You
have a camp you're bringing in new counselors. You must
at all times aggressively screen the people you're bringing in
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for the faintest whiff of communism. And if you smell it,
you must turn and run the other direction. Because the
communist is always a communist first.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
He does not.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Care about you, your mission, your bottom line, your organization,
your church, your sports league, your whatever it may be
he is having. He is in the middle of a revolution.
He is fighting a revolution, and he only wants access
to you organization to further the revolution. That's all he
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will ever care about, because he is a religious zealot.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Would you like an.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Example, Oh, allow me to introduce you to Amon abdel Hobby.
Who is this Well, she's a professor at the University
of Chicago. At the University of Chicago, maybe that doesn't
mean anything to you. This is one of the most
prestigious universities on the planet. I want you to listen
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to this shockingly honest little diatribe about, Hey, why did
you seek out employment with the University of Chicago.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
The University of Chicago.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's evil, Like you know.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Just I realized the first word is beeped because this
is a family friendly show. She's using the F word,
the potty word. She starts at out beep the University
of Chicago, her own employer.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
The University of Chicago, it's evil, Like, you know, it's
a colonial landlord.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Like why would I, why would I put.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Any of my political energy into this space? And I
kind of had a little bit of disdain for uh
for for like people who spend a lot of time
doing that. We don't have power. We could shift the
moral authority all we want. We've won the moral question,
like we that was the imperative that we've had.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
We done check Like.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Put Palestine in the national consciousness. We did it, you know,
make people sympathetic to Palestine, teach a history.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
We did it.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Like now you have white boys on the North side
of Chicago being like, hey man, free Palestine. I'm like, Okay, now,
did not see it coming. Glad it's here. I think
the question that I'm asking myself, and I'm asking you
to ask yourself, is where can I actually build power?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Turns out I work.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
At one of the biggest employers in the city of Chicago.
I work at a place that is a landlord, a
healthcare provider, a police force, right and a place where
I have access to thousands of people that I could
potentially organize. However, but I'm just like, actually, this is
where I need to build power. Right, like, this is
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my big best possible structural leverage. And so I do
I do one on ones with my liberal colleagues who
are like, well, I don't know, but you know, I
just think we should live the life of the mind.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Here I are in a high park and.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I was like, yeah, you know, I hear you totally.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, I think you get the idea. That's how they
all think. Your child's third grade teacher with the gay
flag and the Black Lives Matter flag and the crew cut.
She didn't take that job so she could teach your
third grader reading, writing, and arithmetic. She took that job
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because it gave her access to power to further the revolution.
I know, when you're in NASCAR is a great example,
because it sickens me what they've done in NASCAR, and
you're at the corporate offices of NASCAR and you have
to bring in a new marketing director. I know, I know,
it's so tempting to go to Harvard to Yale.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Of course, those are going to be the smartest kids, right.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That communist is going to destroy your organization. They're not
coming into NASCAR to further Nascar. They're coming into NASCAR
to further the revolution headline James Gunn he's that Hollywood director.
Whatever says Superman is about an immigrant, an immigrant that
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came from other places and populated the country. Yes, it's
about politics. They can't sit down and just make a
great movie about Superman. They have to fight for the revolution.
The revolution always comes first. Listen to this college professor that.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Seeks to dismantle the United States. I hope you seek
to dismantle the United States. And if that isn't your politics, okay,
I speak as if everybody has this commitments, And the
thing is that you should you should listen to indigenous
people when they're telling you that this is the goal
and that.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
They are destroyers. They will do whatever they have to
do to worm their way inside of whatever organization you have,
because remember, they exist, at least in their minds, outside
of the structures of power. The goal of the communist
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is to tear down the structures of power. Remember, everything
in his mind is evil and wrong, all the existing institutions.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So how does he do that.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
He's an infiltrator. That's why communists historically have been the
best spies, far better spies than free people. They're just
naturally infiltrators, natural liars. They will worm their way inside
of your institution for the purpose of using the power
of your institution to further the revolution, and in so
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doing they will destroy your institution. This is how they
all think. The ones that work in the FBI think
the same way that new youth pastor your church just
hired thinks, the same way that little league coach, kindergarten teacher,
general in the military.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
This is how they think.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That communist is always a communist first. He never sets
aside his religion for anything else. He's only there to
push it forward. All right, all right, Now, I'm gonna
get to a bunch of emails because I'm behind. But
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before I get to these emails, we have to have
a talk. And I pray that this is the last
time we have to have this talk. I don't think
it will be, but I pray it's the last time
we have to have this talk. Donald Trump got up
and spoke over the weekend, and before I play what
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he said, I've been hearing rumors of this. Donald Trump
himself floated something like this out there publicly on social media.
There was so much backlash it was dropped and never
brought up again. I gotta be honest. I kind of
naively thought, Okay, he's moved on. I'm not gonna do it.
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You didn't see this because it was fourth of July weekend.
Everybody was off celebrating, not nerding out on the news.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Did you see when he said this, we're.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Working on legislation right now. Where farmers look, they't no better.
They work with him for years. He had cases that
we're not here, but just even over the years where
people have worked for a farm on a farm for
fourteen fifteen years and they get thrown out pretty.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Viciously, and we can't do it.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
We got to work with the farmers and people that
have hotels and leisure properties to We're going to work
with them, and we're going to work very strong and smart,
and we're going to put you in charge. We're going
to make you responsible, and I think that that's going
to make a lot of people happy.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
We're working on legislation. Those wonderful farm workers, those hospitality workers.
Of course he's discussing hotels, rest strongs. We're working on legislation.
You know what he's saying. Don't you let me tell
you exactly what is happening, and why it's happening, in
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the role you and I will have to play to
stop it from happening. Next, it is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday. Remember you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So a
couple of weeks ago, Donald Trump put out on social
media that, hey, we need to back off these deportations
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of the farmers, the wonderful farm workers have been there
for a long time, and the hospitality workers. Over the
weekend he gave a speech. No one watched it because
it was July fourth weekend, but dropped it out there
again said this, we're.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Working on legislation right now where farmers look, they know better.
They work with him for years. He had cases that
were not here, but just even over the years where
people have worked for a farm on a farm for
fourteen fifteen years and they get thrown out pretty viciously,
and we can't do it. We got to work with
the farmers and people.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You're probably angry, probably confused. After all, Donald Trump is
well on his way to becoming a legend in the
American presidential history. Why what's the main driver of this.
Why are Why are the American people so happy?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
And there's real uniformity here.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
That's what I really think you see is see real
uniformity all immigrants who are here illegally fifty five percent
of the New York Times Marquette sixty four percent, CBS
News fifty per ABC News with a slightly different.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Question fifty six percent.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
So what you're seeing essentially.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Here large a large majority of America. They don't want
exceptions for anybody. They want them all gone, every illegal
gone immediately. Donald Trump has ramped up deportations, and every
time he ramps them up, every time he sends ice
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into Los Angeles, Chicago, anywhere else, his approval numbers go up, up, up, up,
up up up started even rating construction sites, approval numbers up,
restaurants approval numbers up. The more he deports, the higher
his approval numbers go. Now, well, I don't know, I
probably need to do some amnesty of these hospitality workers
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in the farmers.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Here's what happens.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Big business interests, big donors to the Republican Party are
oftentimes people who employ large numbers of illegals. This is
rampant in the hospitality industry, hotels, and restaurants. They might
be the biggest employers of illegals in the country. They
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love them, love the cheap labor. They are in the
ear of people like Brooke Rawlins of the Trump administration.
She's starting to whisper other people inside of the Trump administration. Hey,
maybe back off. The farmers need help. Hey, let those
illegals stay here. That has doomed more Republicans than I
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can count. Republicans who were otherwise solid on issues have
destroyed their legacy by embracing amnesty. People forget that Marco
Rubio could very well have been president years ago. Rising
star on the right. Who is this young, good look
and Republican out of Florida. Wow, he's got some great ideas.
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What destroyed that signed on to one amnesty deal called
the Gang of Eight, completely destroyed and dismantled his presidential hopes.
He's only now recovering his reputation years afterward. I guarantee
you if you got him in a private room, he
would tell you it's one of the biggest political mistakes
of his life because he listened to those same big
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business types. Hey, just let me keep my illegals. Oh yeah,
I get the murders out, just let me keep my illegals.
I don't want to have to pay better wages to Americans.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
No, I have to where my fire and mcclosed.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
That's one of the two things that's happening. The second
thing that is happening is the most human thing in
the world, and we are all susceptible to it, but
most of us will never be in this position, a
position that he's in. When there are political movements in
any country at any point in history, when there are
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political movements, the leader of the political movements, he can
oftentimes think after a period of time, that he is
the movement. He can think he is the reason for
all of it. He's the driving.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Force for all of it.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
That crowd that's channing his name and wearing his hats
and cheering, we love you Trump, that he can tell
them anything and they will do it. That he is
the master and commander of the movement, and that no
matter what he says or no matter what he does,
the legions of people who are out there cheering, they'll
always be behind him. And that is wrong. Every single
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time a political movement's leader attempts to do it, he
ends up failing. Political movement leaders ride the wave and
desire of the people.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
It is.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Donald Trump is popular, ridiculously popular, because he says things
people want said, he does things people want done. It's
not that he commands those tens of thousands of people
that show up at the rally. They are not a
bunch of robots. You are not a sheep. You are
not a drone. He cannot say and do whatever and
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expect the undying support of the masses who elected him.
And every political leader makes that mistake because you're on
stage and they're cheering and chanting your name. Surely I
can just say jump and they will all say how high.
That's always a mistake, and it's not how it works.
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You are there because you are the vehicle for the
people's desires. You are not there because they will follow
you over the cliff. Donald Trump and everyone in his
administration who may be listening, and I know some of
you are, you have the potential to be a president
that is legendary for the ages. You could do nothing
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else for the rest of your four years but deport
every illegal you can find, and you would be a legend.
And you also have the opportunity in front of you
to destroy your legacy. If you listen to those sweet,
sweet big business donors in your ear, you will. We're
going to do some emails next. I'm moving off of this.
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I hope we don't have to have this talk again.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing, amazing Monday.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. One more thing on amnesty. Hey, Oklahoma, this
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is your Senator. I just want blood Red Oklahoma to
know that this is your senator, affectionately known on this
show as Naked Kendall.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Langford should have passed. It would have fixed a lot of.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
When he says it should have passed, he's referring to
the amnesty bill he worked with Democrats on in Joe
Biden's final year. He sat there and watched as those
evil communist demons imported barbarians from all over the planet,
and then he promptly tried to work with them to
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keep the border open. Oklahoma, remember this.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
It should have passed.
Speaker 7 (17:56):
It would have fixed a lot of the loopholes are
in the law, and it would have been easier to
able to enforcement now because one of the challenges that
we have is our asylum laws do include a lot
of loopholes in them that cartels have exploited for years.
They become experts in exploiting our law because it's billions
of dollars of income to them when they can find
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those loopholes and gaps. I heard a commentator just last
week saying the courts are challenging these different ways that
President trumpet.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, I'm going to stop there.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Just understand, he tried to work with the Communists to
pass amnesty. He's still not sorry about it. He still
wishes it had passed. This is why we have to
get more involved in primaries, because you may end up
with a useless unuch ginger representing your wonderful red state
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trying to amnesty illegals into this country. Oklahoma twenty twenty
eight is coming. Let's do better. Jesse, Oh, thank you
so much for printing this. When Chris, sometimes you forget
that they are insane people who listen to the show,
and you know, I don't I don't take phone calls.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Chris.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
When's the last time we did phone calls? It was
forever ago. It's got to be more than a year. Right.
I don't really do guests. I don't really do phone calls.
I really just prefer to hear from me for the
most part. And I don't miss them. You don't miss them.
I never get an email. I wish you'd, I wish
you'd do phone calls. Again, you don't miss them. But
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there is one part that I do miss. It's the crazies.
Jewish producer Chris never wanted me to put him on.
People will call in hammered or they'll call in and
they're very clearly insane, and the call screen would would
even put in little notes on the computer screen. Hey,
definitely crazy, definitely insane. And that would be the first
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one I'd go to because that's just great radio right there.
But every now and then they squeak through by email.
I'm going to read this email verbatim. The subject of
this one is pagan. Okay, that's the subject line here.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
It is you, ready.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Sent from my iPhone, quite happy to hear you're enjoying
your pagan holiday, you evil center cinner A four of
July is associated with a bloodbath and gaining ripping off
England for supplies period. In case you're wondering what that
sentence means I have no idea anyway, I have no
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idea either, Okay, but oh there's more. Also, your Thanksgiving
is associated with slaughtering one thousand Native Americans for food.
They were also cannibals, the Pilgrims, Puritans. Ha ha ha.
And your lovely Christmas holiday is associated at the time
of Christ's crucifixion. And that's the story. And that's the
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story from thee from the note historians, I've been in
contact with of whom you wouldn't be concerned, pagan ha
ha ha ah.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Hey, Chris, can we get her on the phone? Why
can't you email her back? Please?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Chris, I want to talk to her. I know you don't, Okay,
you don't want them having our number? Can we maybe
get her to call in?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
What, Chris, I just want to talk to her on
the air.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
It'll be great. Please can you do this? I need
to talk to this person.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
You lose sight of the fact there's a bunch of
complete nutters out there, Jesse.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Should women lose the right to vote? This guy?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Should women lose the right to vote? If single liberal
cat ladies are the ones influencing policies that destroy cities
are generally the ones supporting transgenderism, so on and so forth.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
What is the solution?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Solution? Okay, so, okay, it's fun to joke about the
Nineteenth Amendment destroying America because it's true. But still, let's
let's dwell on this for a moment. Not all women
vote communists. Married women don't vote communists at all. Married
women vote Republican. Did you know that? So what happens
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is you get these mentally ill single women, almost always
on antidepressants, who've lost their mind, and they well, this
is one of them right here.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
I know I'm probably going to get canceled for this.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
But Camp Mystic is a white's.
Speaker 8 (22:36):
Only girls Christian camp. They don't even have a token Asian,
they don't have a token black person. It is a
all white, white only conservative Christian camp. If you ain't white,
you ain't right, You ain't getting in, you ain't going period.
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And I think that context needs to be said in
this matter. If this were a group of Hispanic girls
out there, just would not be getting this type of
coverage that they're getting. You have carved out in all white.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Okay, it's a demon. And you hear somebody like that
speak and you think to yourself, well, just women should
just be stripped of all rights to vote and things
like that. I've explained this before, let me explain it again.
Women are different than men, obviously, as you know. And yes,
they're more emotional, there's no question. But women are created
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with this wonderful motherly nature. They're nurturers. You should see
my wife when there's a deer. It's embarrassing. She wants
to take it home. Communists, since the invention of communism,
have figured out how to use that motherly nature and
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turn her into a sub human because they will twist
it and convince her that instead of raising and nurturing
a family or children or something like that, instead they'll
manipulate it and they'll make her well, you have to
protect the indigenous, or you have to protect the foreigners,
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the illegals, or the little training kids. It's a slow,
steady manipulation where they destroy the minds and souls of
young women, and the young women turned into the most vicious, violent,
murderous communists. Cambodia it was like this. It was the
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young women who were the worst Soviet Union maus China.
They were the absolute worst young single women who had
their minds and souls twisted, their nurturing nature twisted for
communist purposes, were always the most vile and always the
most violent. And so when you hear them say these things,
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you think yourself, well, they should just be stripped to
the right to vote. No, we should stop tossing young
women to the freaking wolves. How many times have I
warned you about sending your baby girl off to college
just because she, well, she wants to go to Texas. You,
if you were gonna send your daughter off to college,
you had better aggressively vet where you are sending her.
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But we have such a hard time. Look, and I
know this too, because I can be as softy as
a dad. I know a daughter would own me.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
She won, well, she got into she got into Brown University.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I have to send her. Well, she's always wanted to
go to Tennessee to university, so I'm gonna send her.
It's been her favorite. Well, she wants to, she got in, well,
she wants to. Okay, when she comes home driving a
Subaru lesbian down with a bunch of pits in her
face and her and her hair's half shaved off, and
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she hates you, and she decided that God's the enemy
and America sucks. You'll be regretting it. They will take
her wonderful nature and turn it and twist it into
something that is evil. It's what they do to young women.
Be careful.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
That's my whole point.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
It is Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse
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Speaker 2 (26:32):
Couple things, Just.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
To recap, we did a long, long first hour about
all this Epstein stuff. There's no client list. We didn't
find evidence of blackmail. This was Peter Doocey and Caroline
Levitt from earlier today.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
According to the.
Speaker 9 (26:48):
Report, this systematic review revealed no incriminating client list. So
what happened to the Epstein client list that the Attorney
General said she had on her desk?
Speaker 10 (27:00):
Well, I think if you go back and look at
what the Attorney General said in that interview which was
on your network on Fox News, go ahead.
Speaker 9 (27:07):
And Roberts said, DJ may be releasing the list of
Jeffrey Epstein's clients. Will that really happen? And she said,
it's sitting on my desk right now to review.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Yes, she was saying the entirety of all of the paperwork,
all of the paper in relation to Jeffrey Epstein's crimes.
That's what the Attorney general was referring to. And I'll
let her speak for that.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
But again, if I may encourage you on something, I
am gonna have Mike Bens on my TV show tonight.
Remember I do a TV show every weeknight too. On
the first TV I'm gonna have Mike Bens on tonight.
I'm going to have him on for a long time
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to talk about this Epstein stuff. What are Epstein's real
connections not stupid internet fodder? What are the facts?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
What do we know?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
If you tune in to that tonight, you are going
to be dumbfounded by some of the things Mike Ben's
is going to say. I'd recommend it. Oh and by
the way, if you can't watch it or don't want
to watch it, the TV show is also in the
same podcast feed. You can see in the podcast feed
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it's different. We have all three hours of the radio
show separated, which is still weird. I don't know why
they do that, but we have all three hours of
the radio show separated. And then you'll notice there's like
a fourth hour every day that's my television show. So
you can just listen to it. You don't have to
watch it, although what an honor it would be for
you to watch me. But what Chris, seriously listen to
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what Mike Ben's has to say tonight about Jeffrey Epstein
his CIA connections. You are going to be so much
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All right, all right, I love this one. This is great.
So the communists in the media have have a tough
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road right now. In the tough road is this The
American people are happy. They're happy with the Trump administration.
His approval numbers have not dipped the way most presidents
have by this point in time. He has so far
remain steadfast on deportations. The American people are in love
with that.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
And there's real uniformity here. That's what I really think.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
You see.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
You see real uniformity all immigrants who are here illegally
fifty five percent of New York Times Marquette sixty four percent,
CBS News fifty seven percent, ABC News with a slightly
different question fifty six percent. So what you're seeing essentially
here is very clear indication that a majority of Americans
in fact when they're asked us one question, which I
believe gets that the underlying feelings do in fact want
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to deport all immigrants who are here illegally. There's no
arguing with these different numbers.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
So if you're a communist in the media and you
view your role in the media as trashing Donald Trump
to push the revolution forward, it creates difficulty. If people
are happy, how do you how do you How do
you trash him? They're happy? What the job he's doing?
How do you trash him? Well, they have to handle
it really in the same way they handle all the
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endless climate commie gobblegook. You have to sell people that
it's disastrous. You just can't see it. You know how
they do it with all the stupid global warming stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
The polar bears are they're all dying.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh they're not. The ice caps are melting, but you're
not looking at the ice caps. I'm not looking at
the ice caps.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Just trust me.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
It's right around the corner. You can't see it, but
right around the corner. It's a total disaster. I promise.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Therefore, you should give me all your freedom and money.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
How I do it? This one out of ABC News
is amazing. Headline is how soon will you feel the
effects of Trump's megabill And the opening sentence is just
amazing President Donald Trump in Congressional Republicans massive tax and
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spending bill will affect millions of Americans, particularly vulnerable populations,
but some of those impacts won't be felt for some time. Look,
I swear this bill that we bet that they passed.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
It is going to hurt so bad. It's going to
destroy your life.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
You might die, But I mean not for a while,
not for a while. Just know that it's coming, and
you should be mad and scared. Just it'll take a
while to get here. I promise it's coming.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
And now here's a headline.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
You know that, you know the thing headlines we didn't
get to.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Anti immigration protests erupt in Mexico city. Quote respect my culture.
Oh is that annoying when a bunch of people move
in from a separate country and start to change your
city and your culture. Wow, I can see how that
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might get on your nerves. Are China linked organizations affecting
US environmental policies? Yes, large amounts of America's quote cloimate
change propaganda is funded by the communist Chinese because they
understand there's no better faster way to destroy an economy,
to destroy a nation, than by pretending that carbon dioxide
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is poisoned and you should smash your own production.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Of course they're funding it.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Russia says minister fired by Putin killed himself. Oh yes, look,
another Russian guy fell out of his apartment. They really
should start putting nets underneath those apartment balconies and windows
in Russia. It's I mean, they must be super slippery.
It's wild how often these people will just fall out.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Hey, but wow, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Fighter jets protect Donald Trump during a New Jersey weekend.
I think all of us when we go to New
Jersey should be protected by fighter jets. I will see
you tomorrow, that's all