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Speaker 1 (00:06):
The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a
one or wait is it?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah? It is? When it's Thursday, Chris, what day is
it today? It's Thursday. Man, that was kind of clunky.
I wish I could do that.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Over again.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
On a Thursday, a wonderful Thursday, and we have all
kinds of things, all kinds of fun we're gonna have
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Jasmine Crockett might possibly be the Democrat nominee for Senate
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so much more, all kinds of emails as we clear
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out room for ask Doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow. All that
and so much more coming up tonight on the World
Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now I'm gonna put a bow
on something and then unless you're really hot on it
tomorrow for ask doctor Jesse, Ask doctor Jesse Friday. I
probably won't address it again for a while, the Epstein stuff.
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Tired of talking about it, tired to thinking about it.
But it's on everybody's mind. I have all these emails Jesse,
what do you think?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
So on and so forth. So I'm just gonna because
we have a story today from the Daily Caller that
kind of confirms a lot of what I had said
before before we get to what I said before and
what the White House is saying about it and everything else,
and what RFK Junior came out and said said. Let
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me ask you something. Have you ever you like sports?
Have you ever seen, read heard about, watched a great coach.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Fail?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
A great coach goes to the wrong organization and fails.
I'll use an example, Bill Belichick. If you're an NFL fan,
football fan, everybody knows who Bill Belichick is. Former head
coach of the New England Patriots, won eight thousand Super Bowls.
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Considered by many to be the greatest coach of all time.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's awesome. Good.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Why didn't he win? Why didn't he win games? At
Cleveland Cleveland Browns. If you're not an NFL fan, terrible team.
And I love the Browns. I'm from Ohio. They're not
my favorite team, but I always love them. But they're awful.
They're always awful. Pretty much. Brown's just sucked. Why didn't
Bill Belichick win there? Well, here's why. And we've actually
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had a similar talk like this before. Human beings, even
human beings with the best intentions and the right ideas,
good ideas, smart ideas are oftentimes not powerful enough to
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overcome an evil, dumb, corrupt organization, an evil, dumb, corrupt institution.
You can take the greatest football coach in the history
of mankind.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
He's gonna win all kinds of.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Super Bowls in the right organization with the right quarterback.
But you take that brilliant coach and you put him
with the Cleveland Browns, and he's gonna suck and miss
the playoffs like every other Browns coach sucks and misses
the playoffs because the Brown's tuck. You can't overcome the institution.
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And we'll make it. Let's make this about you or me.
What are your ideas for education? We'll make it about education,
higher education. Even if you're not a highly educated person
like me who went to Pema Community College. Let's make
this about higher education. You know, as we've discussed many
times before, having your elite universities be good and having
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them nurture and create good citizens.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's really important.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And the fact that our top universities are the most
communists and evil is really damaging to the country. Because
Harvard makes CEOs, they make presidents, they make senators. It's
a big, big deal. It's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You know that.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I know that, even though I'm not educated, I know that.
I know it's important.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
So let me take you. Let me give you the
top job at Harvard.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
President Harvard, you're fired. You get to take over.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Now, this is you.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You know what this country needs. You at least have
a general idea of the direction a higher university should go.
We're talking elite standards. You're going to teach honest history,
no more communist professors.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Did you have the right idea? Dud? If you don't
know all the Nixon cranny's, you have the right idea?
Do you believe that if I.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Fired the president of Harvard, then I put you there,
that in just a couple of years you'd have Harvard.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Like Hillsdale College. Do you believe that.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You don't believe that. I don't believe that, because you wouldn't.
The institution is gigantic. The people inside of the institution,
I mean, personnel is policy. As the saying goes, even
if you were the top dog at Harvard, you have
to deal with administrator after administrator, professor after professor, donor
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after donor who hate the United States of America. You're
having to deal with Chinese foreign influence operations. You're having
to deal with domestic You're having to deal.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
With DEI this and DEI that.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Even though you have all the right ideas, you want
to do the right thing, You're not going to fix
Harvard in a couple of years. Let's make it about
presidents before we move on Tiabo on the Epstein stuff.
Let's make it about presidents. Let's make it about senators, congressmen.
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Why do all of them fail on at least some
of their campaign promises. Donald Trump, to his credit, is
just checking box after box after box on his campaign promises.
He's fulfilled as many camp paying promises as any president ever.
Even Donald Trump's not fulfilling all of them and will
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not He went out there and made promises on the
campaign trail. I'm gonna do this, and I'm gonna do that,
and I'm gonna do this, and he failed. Russia Ukraine.
Will make it a specific example. We don't want to
talk in generalities. Donald Trump said a thousand times on
the campaign trail. I'm going to end that war day one.
That war should have never even started. The war's gonna stop.
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I'm gonna get in there and I'm gonna put a
stop to it. People are still dying over there. We're
shipping missiles to Ukraine. The war is not stopped. The
war continues on. Why Is it because Donald Trump is
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a liar? Of course not he tried. Is it because
he misled you in some way? Is it because he's
a failure?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No? Certainly not.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Foreign policy wise, Even if you dislike Trump, I think
everybody has to acknowledge foreign policy wise.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
He's pretty on point as a president, real on point.
But he made a campaign promise and he has not
fulfilled that campaign promise. Why Because there are things that
are bigger and more powerful than even the office of
the President of the United States of America. And you
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can get into that office and you can win an election,
and you can go out on the campaign trill, and
you can promise everybody that you're going to put a
stop to the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
And you may be you may believe.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That all the way, and you may want that all
the way, and you want what is good and you
want what is right. But you get up there and
you get confronted with the meanest, most vicious woman on
the face of the planet. You know what her name is, Reality,
that's her name. Reality has a way of slapping all
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of us around you me, all of us. I'll tell
you this. I ran for Congress once, as you know well,
twice lost both times. Ran for congress twice. During my
congressional elections, I knew I was going to win.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I ever told you that. I knew it.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I was running, and I'm not a good person, as
you know, I don't claim to be. But I was
running for the right reasons. I didn't care about power.
I didn't want the fancy suit, I didn't want a
congressional staff. I didn't want money under the table. I
was running because I love my country and I was
sickened by what the government was doing. And I was
going to fix my country, and I was going to
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go back there and I was going to do what
was right by the American people and save this place.
And because I was right and they were wrong, because
I wanted what was good, and because I was working
so hard and I did bust in my butt on
that campaign.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
There's no way I'm gonna lose. I can't lose.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Oh but your opponent, Gabrielle Gifford's she's telling seniors that
you're gonna take away their Social Security. And then there
was young naive meeting. Well, they're not stupid enough to
believe that I want what is right. They're gonna see
through those lies. Election night comes.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I lost.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Reality can be a cruel, cruel woman. Now, let's put
a bow on the Epstein stuff with this new story
that's out today from Reagan Reese at the Daily Caller.
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dot com. Now I've heard the the other news that's
out about rfk Epstein. Here it was caseha, mister, you.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Weren't ever on Jeffrey Epstein's jet.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Were you I was on Jeffrey Epstein's yet two times.
I was on it in nineteen ninety three, and I
was on and I went to Florida with my wife
and two children. They offered us a ride to Palm Beage.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
So remember what I told you. Let's just recap the
Epstein stuff briefly. What I said about that. I went
the f Those are kind of already out there I
should know. But I want the flight logs. Okay, remember
what I said. Just because somebody's on a plane with
Jeffrey Epstein doesn't mean they're abusing young girls. You want
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the flight logs, which are already out there. You can
go look at them. Are you going to automatically assume
everyone who flies on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet is a
dirt ball? I mean, you can assume that all you want,
but that's not true. RFK Junior flew with his wife
and kids, hitched a ride. Hey got a jet that
you want to ride? Yeah, sure, take a ride. Okay,
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it's one two. I mentioned in the opening that people
will run on promises, they'll believe things. They'll have the
right thing, the right, the right, the right goals in mind,
but institutions are just more powerful than people, even presidents.
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Reagan Reese did a great story today out of the
Daily Caller where she got with a bunch of officials
in the White House and started asking, Hey, the base
is mad. People are mad. There were promises, and I'm
not going to read it all at all. You know
I don't do that, But just let me read you
a few lines from it and tell me if any
of this stuff sounds familiar, meaning tell me if you
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remember me explaining all this. Administration officials say they are
frustrated and feel like the DOJ dropped the ball by
over representing how much evidence they had to take down
Epstein's alleged child trafficking ring. You can arrest all the
drug dealers and cartel leaders, but people want closure on
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this case, and the Attorney General must find a better
way to reconcile that. One senior administration official told the
Caller that it was known there was never a client
list or smoking gun at the time. When Bondi went
on Fox News and said she was reviewing the list
on her desk, the officials said they were unsure why
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Bondi made the comments and added that generally the DOJ
was prone to over promising. A source familiar with the
caller that when Bondi made those comments about the client list,
she did have a bunch of Epstein documents on her desk,
but did not yet know what was in them.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Remember what I said about this interview, The.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
DOJ may be releasing the list of Jeffrey Epstein's clients.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Well, that really happened.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
It's sitting on my desk right now to review. That's
been a directive by President Trump.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Remember what I told you. She said it.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Now you took that as meaning the list, and she
has to know that. That's how people are going to
take that. But she's talking about aforder she hadn't opened yet.
She's going to expose this Epstein guy. She's going to
give the base you me, She's going to give us
what we want. Give us the names. I want to
know who the rich guys are. I want to know
who was abusing these young women. I want to know this.
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The files on my desk, I'll get it to you.
Oh wait, there's nothing in here. There's nothing in here
because the people inside of the government, I'm sure, in
collaboration with the powerful men who did all these misdeeds,
destroyed the evidence long ago, just like I told you
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they did.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Donald Trump even ran.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Donald Trump brought up the Epstein stuff several times on
the campaign trails, so he's got to own some of
that too. I'm going to get in there. I'm going
to expose it. I'm going to expose it. I'm going
to show you what's up. But sometimes reality is ugly,
and the reality you and I have to face. This
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is why I'm so cynical about Brennan or Comy ever
going to jail. The reality you and I have to
face is the United States government is a criminal organization.
It is full of criminals. These criminals, like every criminal organization,
work very very hard to destroy evidence in order to
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protect themselves. What does the American mafia do? They kill witnesses,
they hide evidence. They avoid getting fingered for their crimes
by destroying evidence and killing witnesses. The United States Government
does the exact same thing for the exact same reason.
The FBI does it, Central Intelligence Agency does it.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'm sure they all do it.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The United States government, because they commit crimes all the time,
destroy evidence. I already read you the story from long
ago about the FBI raiding Epstein's mansion, finding all kinds
of pictures and DVDs and leaving them there, and then
and then letting Epstein's people know that they're there. Epstein's
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people go, they take all the evidence, they pocket it,
and then the FBI says, oh, hey, sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Can we have those back? Why do you think they
did that?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I'm sorry, it sucks. You're not going to get justice here.
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I've got to be honest with you. I have no
idea what people are saying in music. Ninety plus percent
of the time, I I can't make out the words.
I don't understand why nobody nenunciates. And every time I've
dug into this, every single time, I'll look up the lyrics.
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You know, you can look up lyrics online. Not even kidding,
I look up the lyrics online, and.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I feel like they're not appropriate.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I feel like a lot of the things we used
to listen to, even when we were kids, was not appropriate.
My mom, My mom used to monitor what we would
be able to watch and listen to. My mom was
she was like most parents I had. If I wanted
to watch a rated R movie as a kid, I
had to do the right thing and go over to
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a friend's house and watch it behind my mom's back.
That's how I got to see all the Rambo movies
when I was a kid. Either way, mom didn't want
to listen to potty words and stuff like that. But
even mom would, she let me listen to def Leppard
pour some Sugar on Me. That's not a good song.
That is a song with a lot of things and
that are not appropriate for children. It was more subtle
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back then because it was the eighties, but that is
not an appropriate song. I choose, I choose ignorance when
it comes to what Billy Squire was talking about.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Stroke.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Maybe he's talking about his guitar, maybe he got maybe
he got the COVID shot. Maybe I don't know who
knows exactly what he was talking about. But we're gonna
move on here. I want to discuss something else. Now
this is not really necessarily about her in particular, but
you know who Jasmine Crockett is that you know this moron.
Everyone knows who she is by now.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
I've done that with a number of you know, Republicans
that have been like, oh no, like the border crisis,
it's all the fenceannel and I'm like, okay, whatever, Yeah, she's.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
A real brainchild. Definitely a decent human being. Okay, so
you know Jasmine Crockett, Jasmine Crockett in a poll they
just ran in Texas with a Democrat primary. Remember this
is a Democrat primary poll. Jasmine Crockett leads the field
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solidly of potential Democrat candidates solidly.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Now, what do we take from this?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
We like to point at Democrats who are elected, like
the Jasmine Crocketts and AOC's and Ihan Omars and this man,
Donnie Guy in New York, and we look at these
nutball Democrats who are elected and we all make this mistake.
I shouldn't say we all. I make this mistake. Actually,
and maybe you do too. We think, Wow, these politicians,
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these Democrat politicians, they're really really radical. That's not what
Democrat voters really want. Surely Democrat voters, of course, they
don't want the same things we want. But they're not
they're not about all this craziness. They're not full blown communists.
Democrat voters, these Democrat representatives don't represent them. I think
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that's naive. And I think whenever I've thought that or
said something along those lines, I think that's very naive.
I think even I have chosen to forget on occasion
or block out. Remember the poll, Remember the poll during COVID.
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Remember the poll of Democrat voters. The percentages of not
the jasmine crockets, not ihan omar Democrat voters, the percentage
of them who wanted you arrested or locked in your
home and have your children taken away from you if
you didn't take the COVID vaccine. Just some of the
most horrific, tyrannical, evil crap you've ever seen. It was
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a large percentage of Democrat voters. Democrat voters across the
United States of America have become radicalized over the years,
extremely radicalized, and they are not clamoring for a more moderate,
more reasonable Democrat party that sets aside the training stuff,
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or can we at least not do all the climate
change stuff, or the Democrat voters not saying that at
all in primary at their primary, at their primary. Across
the United States of America, we are seeing evidence that
Democrat voters they want the most bloodthirsty maoist they can
possibly have to represent them. Remember Mandani in New York
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City just won a primary against Andrew Cuomo, and you
can point to Cuomo's troubles Old Andrew Magic fingers Quomo.
You can even point to the fact that Cuomo killed
fifteen thousand seniors with his COVID policy and say that's
why the Cuomo name is royalty in New York City,
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and he had a Fort Knox style war chest. And
Andrew Cuomo just lost a primary to some insane communist
talking about seizing the means of production and having government
run grocery stores. Andrew Cuomo lost to Maose Dung in
New York City. Democrat voters had an opportunity to go
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out and choose somebody maybe more reasonable, more mature, more moderate,
and they ran to the polls and said absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Democrat voters in Texas. This is Texas.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Look, even if you are a communist in Texas, you
have to know you have an uphill battle to win
a state wide election as a Democrat in Texas. Texas
is a red state, a solidly red state. There aren't
Democrats that hold state wide office in the state. It
doesn't happen. You'll have little pockets here, of course, the
urban areas, but the United States Senate seat is a
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state wide office. Even knowing that Democrats in Texas, with
the opportunity for a candidate that may be presented as
more moderate, said oh, no, way, absolutely not. This is
what I'm looking for.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
I've done that with a number of you know, Republicans
that have been like, oh no, like the border crisis,
it's all the fensannol and I'm like, okay, whatever.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I think maybe some of us, probably all of us,
from time to time, in an effort to pretend like
things aren't as bad as they really are. I think
maybe we convince ourselves that the crazy Democrat politicians from
the federal government to the state level to the city level,
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we've convinced ourselves that these politicians are they're way more
radical than the Democrat voter. The Democrat voter, yeah, he
may be more of a union guy, or maybe he
wants to taxes higher or something like that. A few
more illegals in the country. But the Democrat voter, of course,
is not as radical as ilhan Omar.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yes he is, Yes he is.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's not just that we have insane communists running the
city of Los Angeles. Karen Bass. Remember Karen Bass. Keep
in mind Karen Bass is a trained communist documented she
used to take trips to Cuba for communist training. A
trained communist runs the second biggest city in the United
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States of America.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
A trained communist.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
I am the duly elected official here to represent the city,
and it is my job to protect the city. I
was not interfering. It is my responsibility to ask, what
are you doing here in this park where nothing is
going on? Why are you grabbing people off the street,
making a lot of people believe that.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
She's not the mayor of some kooky little liberal town
in Connecticut. The Democrats got to choose, and they had
a choice in their primary in Los Angeles, and they
went to the polls and they voted for the Democrat
that went to Cuba and got trained in communist activism
from Fidel Castro. I think, I think we have a
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situation with not just Democrat representatives, with Democrats voters, and
we don't want to acknowledge just how severe that situation is.
And let's compare that to the GOP. In just a moment,
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retirement doesn't get completely destroyed. There is no stopping the
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debt train. You know it and I know it. Republicans
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Republicans spend trillions. Democrats spend trillions, print money by the trillion,
and everyone knows crisis is coming everybody. I've asked multiple
US senators why won't you do anything about it? And
they'll just tell me. Honestly, Jesse, there's no appetite to
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Uh just got a really nasty, vicious text message from
ob which is completely uncalled for.
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So the other day.
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I've been trying I've told you before, I know I
eat bad, but I've been trying to make some improvements.
No I'm not gonna have carrots or something like that.
But I've been trying to make some improvements.
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But every now and then I gotta make a gas
station run, maybe grab a snack. I was craving chili
cheese free does. Now I have the situation in my house,
and the situation is I have teenage boys, and teenage boys.
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Are ravenous animals. They will eat everything. It's like they
never ever stop eating. Especially my boys are my oldest,
especially right now James. He's doing extra training right now,
getting ready for cross country seasons. So he's put he
just ran five and a half miles yesterday. He's doing
all this training. So you just can't get enough food
in them. What this translates to is I can't have
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a quality snack in the food pantry. If I have
a quality snack of some kind in there, I'll never
get to it. The boys will wipe it out. It
doesn't matter how many svets I make. They never take
me seriously. They just start snickering and then they steal
my food anyway, So I had to move quality snacks
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from the food pantry and stash it in my room, well,
our room av and I we sleep together, not to bray,
but I take the quality snacks and I put them
in there. The other day, I make an epic gas
station run. I get a bag of one of the
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great chips ever, almost a perfect chip, the chili cheese Freeds.
We've had this discussion before. If they were bigger, they
would be the perfect chip. The only thing keeping chili
cheese fritos from being the perfect chip is the fact
you have to grab three or four at a time,
and you can't really dip them without getting your fingers dirty.
But either way, I got a bag of chili cheese fritos,
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took it home and felt kind of guilty about it,
so I thought, you know, I'm not going to eat
it today.
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I'll wait until I have a serious craving sash it
in my room.
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In the room, my snacks are almost always safe because
you know, Ab is such a health freak, and I
went vegetables and things like that. She's the weirdo who
brings the veggie tray to the party. I mean, come on,
I think it's safe. When I was starting the last segment,
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you know what text message I got from her. I'm
gonna read it verbade, I'm on the phone or on
the air. These fredos are so good. I hid my
stash in the room. This woman discovered it. She's eating it,
and now she's texting me that she's eating it, and
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now she's texting me pictures of her eating it. Don't laugh, Chris,
it's not funny. I do not deserve it. I don't
know why you would say. I know. No, I do
not deserve it. I deserve some relief. And that's why
I take relief Factor every single day. Did you know that, Chris,
I told you about that. Don't shake your head either.
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It's one hundred percent drug free, Chris, because you know
how I feel about medications.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Ah, you should take the n's name of even No.
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No, I don't want I don't want that stuff. When
it comes to pain, people take things to mask it.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
It's human nature.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I better take this and liquefy my kidneys. Relief Factor
is one hundred percent drug free.
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It is a supplement.
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You take it every day, and the longer you take it,
the more the pain gets.
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Turned down, down, down.
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Down, until eventually your pain gets turned off. That's what
relief Factor can do. It's freaking miraculous. Do not sit
there and live with neck pain, elbow pain, my knee hurts,
oh my pectoral Nope, relief factor dot com.
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Go get three weeks of it.
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And just try it for three weeks. That's all one
eight hundred the number four relief or relief factor dot com.
Use some emails Jesse men in women's locker rooms. This
lady said, where are the dads of these female athletes
to physically stop these men from entering women's locker rooms. See,
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I was talking yesterday about how gross the tranny stuff is,
especially as it pertains to women's sports. We have dudes
in women's locker rooms. It's not just that they're hurting
women out there on the volleyball court. Remember that poor
girl who got a concussions are all messed up the
rugby field. It's not just that they're breaking their records.
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These young ladies, I mean, young women should be protected.
I think you would agree with that. These young ladies.
When it's swim practice time, you have to change and
you have to get all the way naked to change
for swim practice. We're forcing young ladies to get naked
in front of men. And you ask the question, where
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are the dads of these female athletes, and I won't
answer the question this way. We have a real lack
of men masculinity in this country, a severe lack of masculinity.
And when you lack masculinity, it tends to snowball. Meaning
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if your dad was kind of weak and pathetic and
too afraid to protect you, too afraid to stand up
for himself, maybe your mom pushed him all over the place.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
There's a real likelihood.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
That that will you'll be that way, and then there's
a likelihood your son will be that way. And we've
done this for so long in America, where men bow
dan Well, I mean the saint woman is right. It's
all over our sitcoms. The dad's always the more on,
the idiot, the loser, the wife. The mom is always
the saint. She has to do all the thinking to
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the stupid boob of a dad can't even tie his shoes.
This is a society we've nurtured year after year after year.
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In this country.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
And now men as a whole, not all men, men
as a whole. They won't tell anybody no, they won't
stand up for what it is right.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Well, no, I'm too afraid.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
I don't want the men have allowed women to take
over things that were all male, and nobody said no, Well,
I don't want to see them intolerant.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I mean, I love women. I'm a super big fan.
They won't say no to women at all. We can't.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
We can't as a country. I'm not gonna go off
on this again. We can't get women off of navy ships.
Women should never ever be on a deployed navy vessel.
It has been a disaster since they were introduced onto
navy vessels. Not because women are evil, not because men
are evil, because you don't put a bunch of eighteen
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year old men and women in a steel tube and
send them out to see and not expect horror, horrible problems.
It has destroyed readiness in the United States Navy. Yet
nobody wants to be the guy who says no, Well,
I'm a woman. I should be able to No. Woman,
you can't. Goodbye, You're not allowed here. This is a
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space for only men, and it's turned into things. It's
really a great email. You're a dad and your baby
girl is being I mean in some way, I think
we'd be honest, violated, and you won't step in and
say no. The anchor out of that pool. At least
pull her off the team, pull out of it. I
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don't get it, man, I don't get it. But I
had a different dad Anyway. I'm going to get back
to comparing the GOP to the radicalism of Democrats next