Chuck Schumer humiliates himself with a photo of him grilling a burger

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This is a podcast from wr JesseKelly Show. Let's have some fun on
a Monday. Oh my gosh,I'm so excited for this show tonight on
a Monday. It's all over theplace. It's everything from Chuck Schumer to

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the debate rules with Trump and Biden, to dead turtles and everything in between.
It's gonna be a wild show.So let me set it up here.
Chuck Schumer put up a fake pictureof him grilling burgers yesterday. I
think there's more to this wee candiscuss than the standard hahaha, look at
the stupid politician things. So we'reactually gonna open with that. We'll get

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to that. They announced finalized rulesfor the Trump Biden debate next week.
We'll discuss that. What are thestakes for Trump? For bide everything else.
I'm going to make everyone mad.I offend everybody again with this National
Defense author Risation bill. We're gonnatalk about the cost the women being forced
to sign up for elected service.We're going to talk I legal immigration and

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all kinds of Pride Month garbage,all that emails, so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous JesseKelly Show. I don't think it's world
famous. But still, let's diginto this. Oh oh, and almost
forgot Miranda Divine, amazing columnist forthe New York Post. She has a
little Joe Biden debate angle that Ihadn't really considered. And she's gonna join

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us like thirty minutes and now,so we'll talk about that anyway. Let's
talk about this Schumer picture. First. Let's acknowledge that this isn't a one
off just a few months back.I don't remember how far back it might
have even been last year, butI'm forty two. Now everything blends together.
Kathy Hochl, New York Governor KathyHockel was just brutalized when she put

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up a picture of her, quotegrilling. She's grilling in a completely white
what is it skirt? Sun dress? I don't know. I wasn't in
the Air Force. It's something likethat, but it's totally white. You'd
never grill in something like this.And she's holding up a raw berger off
of the grill. Remember the picture, Chris Michael, You guys remember that
it was awful. It was awfulwhen she got just killed for it.

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And then Chuck Schumer, Chuck Schumergot online yesterday, and before I describe
the picture, I need to makesure that I drive this point home.
I know you already know what.I don't want to belabor the point,
but let me drive this point home. Chuck Schumer is a very powerful man.

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Chuck Schumer has power like you orI will never have power he does.
And look, I'm got thrilled aboutthat. Obviously I want that kind
of power, right, But whatkind of power? Well, if you
were to make a list of thefifty, maybe one hundred most power powerful

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people walking planet Earth, Chuck Schumerwould be on that list. He is
the Senate Majority leader. He isthe most powerful man in the United States
Senate. Well, so what doesthat? What does that mean? Well,
I'll put it to you this way. If I wanted to the Olympics

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of this year, the Olympics arethis year. Okay, where are they
Paris? They're in Paris. TheOlympics are in Paris this year. If
I wanted to go to the Olympicsthis year, if you wanted to go
to the Olympics this year, wewould do it the same way. I
would get on whatever, I'd calla travel agent, or I'd go to
Expedia, or something like that,and I'd be looking at flights. I'd

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try to find you a reasonably affordableone, but you know that's what I
do. Maybe brows a couple oftravel sites. I then would book a
hotel there. I'd try to finda hotel. Look, I may even
book a nice one, but whateverit may be. And then I would
fly to Paris. I'd have tobuy tickets through you know, check it
Master's stub hub, the same wayyou do. I did. That's how

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I would live. You know,these are normal person things. If I
wanted something like a dinner reservations ora couple's massage with my wife and I,
I would have to plan ahead,call ahead. Paris is going to
be packed. If Chuck Schumer wantedto go to Paris for the Olympics,

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Chuck Schumer would line up for himselfa private jet. Some major donor,
one of his various major donors,would pay for his private jet for him
his entire family. He wouldn't haveto stress about making reservations because he's the
Senate freaking majority leader. He wouldprobably just have one of his staffers call

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any hotel in Paris and say,Chuck Schumer's coming for a few days.
You got a suite ready for him, and they'd say, oh, absolutely,
of course if Chuck Schumer when hegot to Paris, I don't know
the names of any Paris or restaurants, but let's say they had a red
lobster there, a high end one, and of course it would be booked.
But if Chuck Schumer wanted to goeat there, he wouldn't even have

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to call ahead. This is ina separate country. He would walk in
and say, I'm Chuck Schumer,Senate Majority Leader, where's my table?
And he'd be eating cheddar Bay biscuitsin no time. Chuck Schumer is a
powerful man, and so over theweekend, Chuck Schumer, he put up
a picture of him and stop,I'm sorry, I'm trying to focus here.

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It's just so funny to me.I've been giggling about it like a
little girl for twenty four hours.He puts a picture up of him standing
in front of a grill. Ofcourse, he says, this is the
vert. This is what he said. Our family has lived in an apartment
building for all our years, butmy daughter and her wife just bought a
house with a backyard for the firsttime. We're having a barbecue with hot

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dogs and hamburgers on the grill.Father's Day heaven through in a little Father's
Day message there. He has sincedeleted this. Why would he delete something
like this? Well, you see, he's standing over a grill, and
the burgers that are on the grill, they're clearly preformed. I'm not going

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to kill him for that. I'vemade I've eaten preformed burgers before. You
used to be able to get thosethings real cheap at Costco or something like
that. But they're clearly pre formedburgers. Okay, but they're raw,
raw, They're very clearly they havejust been thrown on the grill raw as
can be. And on one ofthe raw burgers. I can't stress this
enough, there's already a slice ofcold American cheese laying on the raw burger.

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Okay, obviously he deleted it becausehe was just brutalized for it yesterday,
brutalized for how fake it was,and everyone pointed it out. What
But I actually have a couple ofthings I want to say about it,
because there's something more to this.Why is does this keep happening? Like
I said, it's not a oneoff it's not unique to Chuck Schumer.
Well, I think we should diginto the background of it, at least

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what we think we know a lotof these things. First, good point,
Chris, Let's do remember what Ialways say about the three things all
of our leaders have in common.Now, it's very sad, but it's
true. What are those three things? Everyone knows it. No love of
country. Oftentimes they hate it,but there's no love of country. Whether

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they be Republican leaders or Democrat leaders. Nothing stirs inside of them when the
anthem plays. That's gone. Thosedays are gone. The second one is
actually the one we're going to focuson right now. No connection to the
real world. That's actually really important. That's not a small thing. We're
going to talk about that in amoment. And then the third is they
see themselves not as congressmen or senators, or presidents or business leaders or university

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presidents. They see themselves as kingsand queens. You're the peasant, I'm
the peasant. The kings, they'rethe queens. They should just be able
to order us stupid peasants, todo as they please. But let's focus
on the second one. What goesinto a picture like this well, if
you're Chuck Schumer, it's Father's Day, you know you have to do a

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few things. You kind of haveto say something about Father's Day, but
you also understand that you have todo a little bit of the rainbow outreach.
So you have to talk about yourdaughter and her wife. That's of
course he's got to throw that in. Then you understand you've got to do

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something that makes you relatable. Andso you and or your staffers and family
members that there were probably multiple peopleinvolved in this. You have to sit
around because they're so disconnected from youand from me. They had a discussion
about normal, what is normal?After all, Hey, Bob, what

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are normal people doing today? Tina, do you know what? What are
these normal the peasants, you know, the ones we hate? What do
they do on Father's Day? Andsomebody, somebody said, oh, I
know they're gonna grill. I Ijust saw a Low's advertisement on TV and
some dude was grilling for Father's Day. That's what we'll do is grill.

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And of course they all agreed,Schumer, his staffers, Yeah, that's
what we'll do. What we'll dois we'll grill. So you have to
get a photo or you have toget a team set up to take the
picture. Of course, you setup majority leaders, not just gonna have
anybody take a picture like that.Someone runs down to the grocery store.
I'm sure this is the first timeany of these people have bought burger in

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five ten years, so of coursethey run for the prepackaged burger. Again,
not indicting prepackaged burger. I've eatena whole lot of that, but
not the most authentic looking thing inthe world. They should be at least
a little mishape. But okay,they grab the burger, and what do
they eat? Cheese? Cheese,And they go grab the cheese, and
then you go home. And I'llcontinue this discussion in a moment. It

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went a little long. I'll tellyou about my father's day, hilarious turtle
story, Trump debate, all kindsof stuff still to come on the Jesse
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left. This is why we haveto put our money where our morals are.
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Jesse Kelly is the Jesse Kelly Showon a Monday, A medal of Honor
Monday, and remember you can emailthe show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
We're talking about Schumer and his fakeBurger picture that he put out.
Chuck Schumer set up majority leader,one of the most powerful people on the

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planet puts a picture of him withraw burgers on a grill and cheese allegedly
melting on the raw burger. Ofcourse, the cheese is not melting and
the burger's raw. And there's moreto this, you see. After these
people decided they were going to fakebeing normal, Remember it all started with

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a lie. There's nothing genuine insideof these people anymore. Nothing. Everything
is a lie. Every statement isa lie. It's scripted, it's thought
up. What's this? What's that? What are the poll numbers? What
are the focus groups say? Everyaction is a lie. Everything they do
is a lie. And so oncethey figured out how to lie on Father's

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Day, they decided they were gonnagrill. I bet that's what the peasants
are doing. They're grilling, Andso they go over to the grill.
But I know it sounds small,and maybe it is, but I just
can't get over this. All thepeople involved here, humor, his daughter,

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her lesbian wife, the staffers,all the people. When these are
the elite of the elite, thebest schools, the finest dining, the
finest everything. No one even knewhow to grill a cheeseburger. And look,
I know it's just a picture.It's, like I said, since

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deleted because of the humiliation and thebacklash. But really sit and think about
what that means. The people wholead the country. They can't even grill
a cheeseburger, and even if theyhad some semblance, some idea on how

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to do it, they can't evendig into it enough. They don't even
care to dig into it enough topretend they didn't leave the burger on for
a minute and flip it over.If the time would have taken, get
a couple jar marks on there andthrow the cheese on. You'd get a
little guff for your burgers being raw, but at least you would have done

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that. They are so disconnected fromnormal people, the separation in this country
on the people who lead the countryfrom how normal people operate. Remember that
Janet Yellen clip we played last week. Chris grabbed that. I think it
was from Friday. The Janet Yellenclip was Friday or Thursday. When she's

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talking about how normal people, howeverything's going well with the Yeah, I
mean there's more jobs and wages areup more than everything. Now before Chris
plays us, I want you tolisten to me. Janet Yellen is the
Treasury secretary. She should be byvirtue of her positions, the various positions
she's held, she should be themost in tune person in the United States

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of America on what's going on withthe money. She's the Treasury Secretary,
after all. Listen to this woman. All Americans, both those who are
well off and those who are nearnear at the bottom of the income distribution,
are better off now. Their wageshave risen more than prices. These
are supposed to be our most educatedpeople, most informed people. But because

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the elites have separated themselves for solong from normal society, they don't even
know how to pretend to be normalanymore. Chuck Schumer and all the people
surrounding him don't even know how tofake like they're grilling cheeseburgers. And that's

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so bad for a country. I'veused the example before, and I know
it's maybe the dumbest thing I sayon the show, and I say so
much dumb stuff that's actually saying something. This might be the dumbest analogy.
But if you think of the countrylike a big round piece of Plato in
your hands, and so that's thecountry as a whole, and that's the

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people and the leaders of the country. The leaders of the country are like
this tumor looking part of the Platothat's starting to pull itself away from the
people as a whole, and theydon't seem to understand. They keep pulling
and pulling and pulling, trying topull the people along with them, and

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they are so now disconnected from thepeople themselves that they're eventually just going to
break away and separate because the Platois not going with them. That's what
it's like, and this applies toso many people who run this country.
This is why I have freaked outover and over and over again on the
radio. That's why I talk aboutthe debt. In fact, we're going
to talk about the debt a lottonight, the debt and spending and this

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military stuff. I am so frustrated, not just with Dems but with us
about how no one's addressing the spendingand money printing. People are suffering because
of it, and the people whorun the country are so disconnected from reality.
They are so disconnected from how normalpeople live, from what normal people

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are going through, and they don'tcare enough to get connected about it.
And it's killing us it's killing us. There's a reason these things keep happening
to these people disconnected from you andme. It's like we're a totally different
species to these people. All right, So the Trump debate rules, the

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Trump Biden debate rules. Boy,is that gonna be appointment television. That's
next Thursday night. CNN announced finalizeddebate rules. They're cutting off the microphone.
Jake Tapper and Dana Bash are goingto be moderating it. So of
course Donald Trump will be facing threepeople that night, and everyone's out there
saying Joe Biden's in trouble because he'sa cadaver and Donald Trump. It's still

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really sharp, and yes, thosetwo things are true. Miranda Divine,
she's an amazing columnist for the NewYork Post. She kind of has a
different take on this, and Ifound it to be interesting. Let's talk
to her about that next hang onthe Jesse Kelly Joe on a Monday.
So the CNN then CNN announced finalizeddebate rules for next week. They're cutting

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off Joe Biden's mike, They're cuttingoff Trump's mike when they're not speaking,
it's Dana Bash and Jake Tapper moderatingthe whole thing ninety minutes, all these
other things, and all of us, myself included, we all thought to
ourselves, well, Joe Biden's acadaver. Trump is still sharp. Surely
it's just gonna be a mercy killingup there, right. Trump's just gonna

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curb stomp this guy. Miranda Devine, one of the great columnists in the
country for the New York Post,wrote an interesting article to day. I'm
encouraging you to go read it,joins us. Now, Miranda, what's
your take on all this? Ijust, well, look, I don't
think that it's beyond imagination to thinkthat Joe Biden will get those questions in

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advance. You know, it's happenedbefore. We saw Donna Brazil did it.
We've seen that he when he hashis so called press conferences, he
knows what the questions are. Hecalls on favored people, So why would
this be any different? And honestly, I'm not sure that he is really
even with his sort of week anda bit of rest. You know,

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he's at the beach, heading tothe beach this afternoon or tomorrow afternoon.
We're Hobe's Beach in Delaware to hisbeach house, and then after a couple
of days, he'll be going toCamp David, presumably until the debate,
because that's what we've seen with everyother big speech or debate he has to
do. He just goes missing.He goes to ground for you know,

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the best part of a week toprepare. Whatever they do to give him,
R and R to prepare him.I'm not even sure that it would
be enough for him to be ableto think on his feet and answer questions
that he doesn't know the answer to. Okay, So Miranda, what do

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we know? What have you heardabout what they do to get him ready?
Look, I hear what I hearare a bunch of rumors, now,
the rumors from people who would know. But anyone who watched that State
of the Union address knows that isa man. Either he had ninety five
cups of coffee before he gave that, or someone gave him something medically.

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He looked like his eyes were aboutthe bug out of his skull. He
has gotten up for these things before, one way or the other. What
do we hear? What do wethink about this stuff? Look, that's
a very closely held secret, andyou know we've tried to find out who's
going to visit him. But alot of this stuff is done at Camp

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well, a lot of his prepis done at Camp David, and you
just can't tell who's going in andout. You can't get anywhere near the
entrance, you know, to photographhe's coming in and out. So and
of course the Secret Service doesn't providevisital logues for these places, so we
just don't know what we do know. You know, I've talked to medicos

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who are pretty well up on howyou treat this particular cognitive issue that some
elderly people get, you know,dementia or whatever it is, and they
say, it looks like they're givinghim adderall and apparently adderall, which is
an upper and look an unfet Imean that kids are given if they've got
ADHD, for instance, that workswith early stage dementia in sharpening the brain

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for a short time. However,I mean it's got to have long term
consequences. For an elderly man ofeighty one, you know, he might
juice up in the short term,but I would say that means that he
has less cognitive span at the endof it. So you know, I
mean I have zero sympathy for JoeBiden. I think the problem with Republicans

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sort of focusing on his befettlement isthat it does engender sympathy for what Robert
Hirk called a well meaning elderly oldman with a forgetful memory. And I,
you know, I think everybody's gotgrandparents or parents who are in that
state, and so they understand it. But my point about Joe Biden is

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that he's composus enough, and hehas created so much damage and tragedy and
heartbreak for this country that's going tohaunt us the generations thanks to the border,
in large part the millions of peoplehe's allowed in here to rape and
pillage and commit mayhem. He shouldhe should be held accountable for that,

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And he's composus enough enough of thetime to be held accountable. Donald Trump's
debate history again, we're speaking withMiranda Devine with the New York Post.
Donald Trump's debate history is one ofhighs and lows He's had. I'm just
one of the people who looks atthis stuff this passionately. He's had debates

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where he very clearly kicked everyone's button the stage. Both primary debates and
otherwise. And then most people,especially political junkies, will remember the first
debate when he squared off against JoeBiden and just embarrassed himself. He could
not control his mouth, he kepttalking, He looked awful. His pull
number is cratered after that debate.Does the mic cutting off maybe help Trump?

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We think it helps Biden. Doesit maybe help Trump kind of condense
things? Look it might, ButI think he learned the lesson from that
first debate, and he certainly modifiedin the second debate. Remember, he
had COVID, wasn't feeling very wellor you know, just I mean,
maybe he didn't know he had it, but he certainly was ailing shortly after.
He was sweaty and didn't look well. So I think he's learned a

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lesson from that. But he's notthe best debate you have to admit,
and I think you know, heprobably has is good for the first you
know, half hour, and thenhe just isn't as focused as he should
be. And you know, you'rehearing from Mary Lago that he's not focusing
as much on debate prep. Imean, he's going to be up against

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a guy even though he's cognitively,you know, less sharp than Donald Trump.
He is going to be prepped towithin an inch of his life.
And I remember Donald Trump told methis great story about I think one of
his best debate performances was in theprimary and he called Jeb Bush low energy

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Jeb and that basically that nickname justkilled Jeb Bush. That was the end
of his campaign because it was soapt. It just summed up Jeb Bush's
energy at that moment. And DonaldTrump had come from a meeting at Trump
Tower with this sort of Shinese toughguy, you know, almost gangster businessman

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who was angry with him about somedeal that they'd done that he'd got the
wrong end of, and he wasshouting and sort of scrambled eggs was spitting
out of his mouth, and hewas really angry and it was a scary
individual. And then Donald Trump fliesto wherever the debate was and he's standing
up on stage with what he regardedas just lightweight, so like he's just

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he's just battled this tough guy,Chinese gangster type. And there he's on
stage with Jeb Bush wearing a metaphoricalcardigan, and it was just no contest.
And I think that gave Donald Trumpa sort of extra bravado and confidence
to know that even though he wasa neophyte politician, he was going to

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just bowl these people over. ButI think Joe Biden is a very different
character, and a few look athis debate performance against Paul Ryan back in
twenty twelve in the vice presidential debate. You know, people underestimate Joe Biden.
You know, it's not a goodidea because he has some sort of

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animal cunning. He's not the brightestman in the world. That he has
kind of low level bully street smarts. And he bullied and laughed and used
laughter as mockery and as a weaponagainst Paul Ryan and completely annihilated him.
And he was a lot better thaneven I gave him credit for. In
twenty twenty, he got his pointsacross, and he looked down the barrel

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of the camera at the American people, and he made various sort of his
fake empathy bids that he does.It all sort of worked for him,
And I think that Donald Trump's performancejust played into the doubter's view of him.
So I think his his plan thistime ought to be to just think

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of the independent who are not thatfond of him, and have them in
his mind with every answer to justsettle them down and make them realize that
he is a safe pair of hands, and he ran a very good economy
and a safe border when in hisfour years and Joe Biden has been a
disaster. Yeah, I tend toagree. If he can stick with that,

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I think it's going to be avery good night. Miranda Devine,
New York Post. Miranda, thankyou so much or appreciate it. Thanks
Jesse, great to be with you. All Right, there was a incident
yesterday with a turtle. Depending onwho you are, what I'm about to

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dot com. We'll be back.It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Monday, Medal of Honor Monday,which is coming up like ten minutes from
now. There's so much to getto on show. Still, it's gonna
be awesome, but I have toset all that stuff aside and tell a
little story. Yesterday, I'm gonnabrag about my Father's Day, but I'm

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warning you it's gonna finish with somethingyou may love and you may hate me
personally. I think it's hilarious,but it's really gonna depend on who you
are. So I hope you hada happy Father's Day, fellas and ladies
who were and kids who were treatingdad right. I most certainly did.
Just a heads up, this ishow mine went. Just the very beginning.
I wake up in the morning,I wake up to Fred, who

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had come into my room jams hisnose into my face which was hanging out
the side of the bed, becausehe wanted attention. Of course, I
wake up and there are my sonsstanding over me with breakfast in bed made
for Dad. My oldest James madethe scrambled eggs himself from scratch, dynamite,
salt, pepper, cup of coffee. It was amazing, all right.

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So that breakfast in bed's how westart the day. Get up,
hang out a little as a fan. Then the wife, her sister that's
gonna come into play, her sistersin town, and my two sons.
They take me out to lunch atone of my favorite spots. I get
this. You want to talk aboutthe meal of kings. I get a
double cheeseburger with French fries and onthe side I got barbecue shrimp and cheesy

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grits. I over ate so badlyit was freaking a mask. I come
home, or we hop in thecar and we head home. Now this
is where well, I'll just tellyou the story. First, understand that
my wife and most definitely her sisterare animal lovers, and you have to

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understand the true depth of that,because I would probably describe myself as an
animal lover, but I'm nowhere evenclose to their level. I grew up
hunting and fishing, but I loveanimals. I think they're fascinating. I
never want to see one suffer.I'm happy to go hunt one and eat
it. I'm happy to pull afish out and fry it up. But
you know what I like animals.They don't like animals on that level.

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They like animals on the kind oflevel of Well. I remember, like
it was yesterday, my wife andI were dating and a bird. I'm
going up the highway and a bird. You know what's happened to everybody?
A bird zips out in front ofme across the highway. I'm not gonna
I'm not an idiot. I'm notgonna slam on the brakes or swerve or

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anything, nor would I have hadtime to do so. So punk that
bird is gone, and look behindme and there are feathers floating down to
the highway. The bird actually didthe remainder of that trip in the grill
of my truck, where I hadto pull it out. Afterwards. My
wife was despondent, shattered, absolutelyshattered. I mean, I won't even

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go into what happens. If shesees something like a dead dog or cat
on the side of the road,A dead deer guts her. She can't
stand it. It's very sad.If she sees horses, and her sister's
the same way, Oh my gosh, the horse says, look at that.
These are the kind of people we'redealing with here. So we're on
our way home yesterday from the father'sday lunch. I'm driving. I this

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is a It's a fairly busy fourlane road, forty five mile one hour
speed limit. I'm making a leftoff of the road I'm driving. I'm
making a left. As I'm makinga left, the wife's in the passenger
seat. She says, oh mygosh, there's a turtle trying to cross
the road. There's a turtle,and I'm okay, all right, nice,

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good luck to him. Please stop, please stop. I want to
help the turtle cross the road.I'm thinking, wait, what, h
okay. She's like, please,Jesse, please, okay, alright,
you know, fine, want gosave the turtles. It's fine. The
boys and OB's sister are in theback seat. I parked the car.

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I'm in a safe place. Pullit over. I parked the car,
she gets out. She starts walkingover towards the turtle to help it cross
the road. She gets fifteen feetfrom the turtle maybe and wom a car
goes driving by, does not break, does not swerve, does not care

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in the world. Turtle soup allover the road. I don't mean he
nicked it either, this bad boy. If you wanted to go get that
turtle, you would have to scrapeit off the road with a spatula and
a pressure watcher. At this pointin time, and then then it gets
better, because I am dying withlaughter, and so are the boys.

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At the same time, the wifeis standing out in front of the car
with her hands on her head,mortified. So is her sister in the
back, saying, I can't believehe did that, the poor turtle.
The boys and I are laughing sohard but trying to hold it back because
the girls are so messed up.I swear I almost threw up in my
car. I was laughing so hardand so that that happened yesterday. It

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was an amazing father Day. Ijust have to tell you, from start
to finish, it was amazing Father'sDay. And then I took the boys
home and I made them sit down. I did give them a reprieve from
the documentary. I made them watcha dude's movie, though, and it
was frigging sick. And that wasmy father's day. All right, enough
of that. We're gonna get tosome emails, and we have to get

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the Medal of Honor Monday, andwell, we have many things to get
to. I do want to checkin really quickly before we get to any
of that, because I've been,you know, I've been getting a lot
of guff about going to Milwaukee inJuly because that's where the convention is.
And while I love Wisconsin, Ido not care for Milwaukee. And people

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are like, man, what's yourproblem with Milwaukee? What's your problem with
Milwaukee? Anyway, let's check inwith Milwaukeee. So they got to steal
so many cars because they run through, because they crash them. People got
two hundred carts. There's three hundredcart there. What And are you scared
of potentially ever going to jail?Do you ever think about that? I'm
only scared the black trucks. Iain't gonnatly scared the black trucks. Other
than that the police have you thoughtabout how you spend that time. You

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only go to do like three weeks. I missed it means you only do
three weeks for stealing a car.Yes, I missed it meters. So
is there really no punishment for this? Oh no, it is the high
schreed. That's when you get afellon how old. That's the mayor of
Milwaukee, I believe. I'm notsure if it's the mayor. I don't
have confirmation on that, but uhyeah, So that's where we're at with
all that. This has been apodcast from wo R