Columbus Day

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Monday,
and man, oh man, it has been an eventful Monday.
To put it mildly, we have peace in the Middle East.
I mean not really, but still we're going to talk
about that briefly. I'm just gonna address some of your

(00:22):
questions about that. We'll talk about the government shut down,
how to treat these communists we are changing for the better.
We're gonna talk about old communist tactics that aren't working anymore.
An hour from now, we have Medal of Honor Monday,
of course, and we're going to talk about how future
generations of the right they are not going to be

(00:45):
like this generation. They will change. I'll explain all the
reasons around that, all that emails, so much more coming
up on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, I'm
not going to spend a bunch of time on this
at all. It is a huge story and I realized
a bunch of people were talking about it, and I

(01:05):
got from your emails that a bunch of people want
my thoughts on it. So let's just talk about what
happened today. Donald Trump flies over to the Middle East.
You know, Hamas Israel. It's just been horrible for two years,
awful hostages, the works Trump and Trump's minions. They negotiate

(01:27):
a cease fire and a kind of a peace deal.
I guess this.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Is not only the end of a war. This is
the end of the age of terror and death and
the beginning of the age of faith and hope, end
of God. It's the start of a grand concord and
lasting harmony for Israel and all the nations of what
will soon be a truly magnificent region. I believe that

(01:57):
so strongly. This is the historic dawn of a new
Middle East. It's more obvious than ever that the productive
and responsible nations of this region should not be enemies
or adversaries. You should be partners and eventually even friends.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
And that's what's going to happen. I know it. Okay,
he said this too, kind of along the same line.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Instead of making weapons and missiles, the wealth of this
region should float to schools and medicine industry and frankly,
the new hot thing artificial intelligence. All of the countries
in the Middle East. It could have what we're doing now.
It could have happened a long time ago, but it

(02:41):
was strangled and set back almost irretrievably by the administrations
of Barack Obama and then Joe Biden.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
There was a hatred toward Israel. It was an absolute hatred. Okay,
CNN even had to come out and say hostages.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
For it and welcome back to CNN. It's a breaking
news coverage as we are covering a historic moment here
in Israel because for the first time in two years,
over two years, seven hundred and thirty eight days, Hamas
holds no living hostages.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, well, that's obviously a good thing. Kind of you
noticed they had to throw in the no living hostages.
That's because a lot of them are dead. Now, we're
not going to go through this conflict and terrorism. We're
not We're not doing any of that, And I'm not
going to spend a bunch of time here, and I
will answer your questions on it briefly, and then we're

(03:35):
going to move on and talk about other stuff. I'd
like to focus on things more here at home. I
am just going to say that Donald Trump is excellent
at brokering peace deals because Donald Trump views everything as
a business deal, a business deal. That's how he was raised.

(04:00):
That's how he looks at life. Why are we fighting?
Why are we arguing? Why are we going back and
forth on this A coke is fighting with PEPSI. We
shouldn't be fighting. Why don't we make a deal. Why
don't we make a deal and we'll all make money.
He looks at it transactionally, and he looks at it

(04:24):
in ways that not only make people money, improve people's lives.
That's why he dropped this one. I just played it
a player a little bit again. Donald Trump looks at Gaza,
for instance, and he sees beautiful beachfront proper.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Instead of making weapons and missiles. The wealth of this
vision should float to schools in medicine industry and frankly
the new hot thing artificial intelligent.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Hey, you should be making medicine. You could be going
to the schools. You should be prioritizing AI. That should
be a four seasons right there, right on the beach.
That's how he looks at things, And him looking at
things that way, to his credit, has brought a lot
of peace to this planet. It has calmed a lot

(05:14):
of conflicts down, and it has flat out stopped many
many conflicts. And what happened today is wonderful. No offens are,
but it's wonderful. Everybody at least four now laying down
their arms. But let me just come out and say it,
and I'll answer your emails and we'll move on. Peace

(05:38):
on Earth, world peace. Can't we all get along these concepts?
These concepts sound so good, don't they, And especially if
you've been through a war or you're emotionally invested in
some war or conflict, the idea of peace, a lasting peace,

(05:58):
We're all gonna get along. It'll last forever. It sounds
so good, sounds wonderful. That's a total fantasy that doesn't
exist here. It doesn't exist here because men, you and
me too, sorry, men are fallible, fallen, selfish, sinful. We

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are never going to get to a place anywhere where
there is some permanent, lasting peace. And we're definitely not
going to get there in the area where the three
biggest religions on the planet all believe it is uniquely
holy to them and belongs to them. Now, that is

(06:48):
not to say we don't celebrate what happened today. We do.
Hostages being released is always a good thing. People reunited
with their family always a good thing. These are good things.
Good things. Be happy about it. Good. But there are
many places on the planet. They don't want money, they
don't want ai, they don't want a four seasons and

(07:11):
they don't give a crap if the kids go to school.
There are broken places. And that's just how it is.
And that's why I'm not gonna spend a lot of
time on it. I wanted to answer a couple of emails,
bring this up, and we're moving on and we're coming
back home. It's just not my thing. Bronco Jesse Am
I the only one who thinks this Middle East piece
is another indication the UN has lived outlived its usefulness.

(07:33):
Oh yeah, of course the UN again. It was bred
from the idea of what I just talked about. After
World War Two, all that death, all that destruction, all
that misery. We can never have this again. We need
a lasting piece. Let's come up with an organization that'll

(07:56):
make sure we have a lasting piece. It was like
two minutes and the UN was prosecuting a war in Korea.
Doesn't work that way, doesn't work that way. I wanted
to read this one because it reinforces the same rule
that I've had over and over and over again, and
always will Jesse really whisked out by giving Trump a

(08:18):
pass for handing a military base in Idaho over to Qatar,
a radical Islamic country. If Obama had done that, you
would have called him to get the electric chair. What's
my rule? The angriest, most insulting emails you will get
or comments on social media are almost universally from the

(08:43):
dumbest people on the planet. I wasn't even on the
air FRIDAYU moron, what are you talking about. I didn't
do a show on Friday. But again, sitting at home,
IQ of about twenty five, probably thirteen years in probably
heard someone else on the radio say something got the wrong.

(09:05):
That probably was probably Jesse Waters on Fox News or
so I'm gonna send Jesse an email and call him
a woos. I wasn't even on the air Friday, you idiot.
I didn't say anything about it. Oh and by the way,
we did not give Katar a military base in Idaho.

(09:25):
That's also fake news. So that's another thing you got wrong.
You uttered more on Stop emailing radio hosts angry things,
because I guarantee I'm not the only one who's had
to suffer from your idiocy. The second you find yourself
typing out insulting names to a radio host, you can
be assured you have the lower IQ in the bunch,

(09:47):
and you should just hit delete and go outside for
a walk. You idiot. Jesse, what's the deal with the
airbase and Idaho? Now? This is how you ask the question.
Who thinks this is a good idea? Thanks in advance.
His name is all right, there's not an air base
in Idaho. We're not giving Katar and airbase in Idaho.

(10:07):
I'm going to explain this and then we're moving off
of it in just a moment. Before I do that,
guess what I'm wearing? Now? What Chris? I'm not talking
about my shirt. I rely saw Chris Eyeball in my shirt.
He's impressed. We'll get to that in a little bit.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Don't forget.

(10:29):
We're forty five minutes away from Metal of Honor Monday.
Let me wrap up this thing and then we're gonna
move on and talk about government cuts, the jobs and
everything else. There's all kinds of great stuff we have
to get to tonight. Okay, So I dig get a
bunch of emails to wrap this up about giving a
military base to katar In, Idaho. Remember something, Remember something.

(10:52):
We live in the information age. You know that, and
I know that, and you should know that. What I'm
about to say, I have gotten wrong before too. I'm
not perfect. I'm not above this. I have made the
mistakes you make too. The information age means we're all
getting our news, so much of it from social media.

(11:13):
It's not just the newspaper anymore. It's not just the
watching a news program at night, not just listening to
the world famous Jesse Kelly show. We get our news
on social media, and it's an excellent source of information. However,
it is also an excellent source of bad information, bad headlines,

(11:35):
headlines that lack context, headlines that lack detail. I've fallen
prey to this too. You're not stupid. I'm not stupid. Okay,
well I am stupid. You are not stupid. You didn't
do anything wrong. What that means, though, is we have
to have discernment. We have to learn how to sift

(11:57):
through headlines. One liner's bad information. If you see, here's
a good rule. And we'll get to this airline thing
in a moment. Here's a good rule. If you see anything,
anything that makes you feel really good or really bad.

(12:18):
It creates an emotional response in you. Pause and verify it.
Pause and verify it. That's it. Have to read a
headline if you look. This applies to video clips, which
can be faked, which can be lied about, which can

(12:38):
be all the time. If there is something that makes
you happy, super happy, super sad, super angry, pause and
verify it. Okay, there were a bunch of weird bud
bad headlines about us giving Qatar a military base in Idaho.

(12:59):
That is not what we're doing. Now, what we are
doing you may still have a big problem with, and
that's fine. I'll explain it in the moment. But what
we are doing is cross training with Katar for air
Force things, air force reasons. We'll train you in this
will get you schooled up in that that that's what

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we're doing. We're not giving the kataris an airline in Idaho.
Now maybe you're saying, well, okay, we shouldn't be cross
training either. I got it. Let me explain. And this
is not an excuse. It is, however, an explanation. Whether
or not you love it, whether or not you hate it,
it's the way it works. Making a deal, any kind

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of a deal, can be a great deal. Now, a
business merger where you're both excited to do it can
be a bad deal. You've got a divorce, got to
figure out who gets a dog and who gets a
fine China, an international deal where you're trying to bring
peace to region that's been at war for centuries, any
kind of a deal, the difficult thing to get made is.

(14:08):
The difficult thing about it to get made is if
you are making a deal, almost inevitably, you were going
to have to do things and accept things you don't
want in order for the deal to get done. Both
sides in a deal, both sides are going to win

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a little. Both sides are going to lose a little.
I know a guy. He runs a company. It's a
I won't get one of the details of it. It's
a company, one of these ones. It was a startup
five years ago, six years ago, and ended up doing
he's doing. He was doing okay, doing okay, what could
have probably made it real big on his own. A

(14:51):
gigantic company in the same field came in offered him
one hundred and fifty million dollars for it. Okay, so
you're retiring. He's my age, he's retiring, he's gone. Goodbye.
One hundred and fifty million dollars sounds good, Right, of
course you're gonna do that deal, But man alive does

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it come with a lot of strings and a lot
of headaches. He has to stay on and be a
consultant for so many years. He has to go through
this and do this training and do the there was
there's a lot of garbage that came with him pocketing
one hundred and fifty million dollars, which of course is
spread out over the five years too. It's not like

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he can just cash his check and move on to
a non disclosed location. That's deals. Now, think about doing
an international deal where you're trying to get Israel and
Hamas to stop killing each other. Guess where the leadership
of Hamas resides, Qatar. Guess there's a huge source of

(15:54):
funding for a lot of this stuff, Qatar. If you
want to do try to force Hamas's hand to lay
down their arms, you have to have to get Katar
on board. In order to get Katar on board, you're

(16:15):
probably gonna have to give them some sugar cubes and
some whips. We need you to do this or else.
If you do do this, we'll help you out here,
help you out there. I'm not defending it, but that's
how deals get done. That's how deals get made. They're

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never pretty. There's always some garbage you're gonna have to
taste to go along with that juicy steak. All right,
I'm sorry, Let's talk about cutting government jobs. Isn't that exciting?
Is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Monday. Remember
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Chris,

(16:57):
I noticed you admire my shirt? Yes you did notice it.
Don't play for ten now I noticed you admired my shirt.
I don't blame you. This shirt is special. Before we
get back to the news, it's you see right outside
of the base in twenty nine Palms, California, which is

(17:19):
just god forsaken place in the middle of the Mahabi Desert.
It's where I was stationed in the Marine Corps. There
used to be I don't know if it's still there.
I could definitely see it closed down. But there used
to be a pizzeria called Rockies Pizzeria. And when we
would get back from the field, long hard day, long,

(17:41):
hard week. I should say, if we got the night off,
we would pile in one of our crappy cars and
we would drive off base. It wasn't that far off base.
And this place served top tier pizza and cheap pictures
of beer, cheapest pictures of beer you've ever added in
your life. It was our little and I know the

(18:02):
space sounds sentimental. It was our home away from home
whenever we just needed to get out for an hour
or so. Rocky's Pizzeria. I loved it so much. On
my final day on Bass, I went out to Rocky's
Pizzeria and I asked them if I could have one
of their shirts. Is this shirt, this great looking shirt

(18:26):
is exactly the shirt the staff used to wear there,
the white staff and the kitchen and whatnot. They had
an extra one in the back and they gave it
to me to this what Chris, It hasn't been fifty years, Chris.
I got out like twenty years ago, twenty one years ago.
I've had this shirt. Bob hates it. She says it's

(18:48):
the ugliest shirt ever. She's threatened to throw it away
multiple times. I think it looks great and I'm happy
about me, Now, what up? What Chris? Yeah, Rockies New
York Style. Yeah, it's there. Look at that pizza, Chris,
tell me it doesn't look good. Look at those pizza picks.
That's what I'm talking about. All right, focus, Gosh, what's

(19:10):
wrong with you? We're firing government workers. It's awesome with Margaret.
It's a totally fair question.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
And the answer is because this isn't a deal making,
This isn't a negotiation. This is hostage shaking. The Chuck
Shower has not said to us, this is what we need.
He said that unless you give us what we need,
we're going to shut down the government. That is a
totally different thing. If Chuck Shimmer wants to come into
the Oval office or come to my house, he is
welcome to talk about how to fix healthcare policy for Americans.

(19:37):
Of course, we want to lower insurance premiums. We want
to make sure that.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
This yeah, we got out that we'll get back to
the talking points in a moment. I am curious because
this is going to come up again during the show.
I am curious where the Democrat Party goes from here.
I am curious because they are in such an incredible pickle.
The incredible pickle is in order to appease their base,

(20:06):
they now have to take stances the American people despise. Now,
we've talked before about the tightrope, about the tightrope that
all politicians, all political parties try to walk. The tightrope
being how do I how do I seem fairly vanilla
appealed to the masses, the normies, while at the same

(20:28):
time letting my bass know I'm with them. It's a
very difficult tightrope. The problem is sometimes that tightrope, if
your base gets so extreme, sometimes that tightrope becomes impossible
to walk. For instance, here I'll give you. I'll give
you this one Abigail Spanberger. Maybe you know where, maybe

(20:52):
you don't. She's running to be governor of Virginia. She's
in a gubernatorial basin race in Virginia. Now, before I
play this, just know that men and women's sports is
one of these things that Republicans they've fallen in love
with this talking point for a reason. Don't get me wrong,
I think the talking point should be there's no such

(21:13):
thing as tranny's but that's the gop thing. No men
in women's sports. Why did they fall in love with it.
Why did it become part of the Republican platform before
Donald Trump ran for president. It became part of the
Republican platform because they pulled it over and over and
over again, and it showed the American people hate this.
They hate the idea of these dudes pretending to be

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women and competing against these young girls in sports. It
seems unfair, It seems wrong, It seems gross, it seems weird.
This is a loser for normies. Normies don't want Trina
with her leg hair taking on your daughter. They don't
want it. But the demons who make up the Democrat

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party base, they love it. They are so mentally shattered,
so conditioned, they'll trans their own kids. These parents will
take their own children into the doctor and say, start
chopping on him, doc. That's how crazy they are. So
what do you do when you're asked about it? You

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have to try to walk the tight rope. It can't
be watched.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
The reality is the federal government has to be clear
in what is the real guidance available to our schools
as it relates to use of locker rooms. The reality
is that we have multiple jurisdictions who believe they are
following the letter of the law and have their lawyers
conveying why. And at the end of the day, we

(22:46):
have a president of the United States who is taking
away and threatening federal funding. And it isn't just to
these public schools. It is to our research institutions. It's
for cancer research.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Keep in mind, she was asked, do you support men
and Women's Sports Church?

Speaker 5 (23:03):
It is for funding to conservation programs under USDA that
are vital, vital, vital to so many of the farmers
and producers who employ rotational grazing practices and other conservation practices,
voluntary ones on their land who've been promised investments, and
the president just pulls back those funds. But when it

(23:26):
comes down to you understanding the implementation of how it
is that you know our kids are coexisting in the
classroom or on the sports field. Yes, I do think
that in many cases it's the local community that knows
their community best and can readily make decisions and provide

(23:46):
guidance about how to ensure that all our kids are safe.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Kids. That's what's known as filibustering. You're asked a question
you don't want to answer, so you ramble and bamble
for two minutes about everything but that question. But it
just goes back to what we were saying. The Democrat
base is so far outside of the mainstream now it's

(24:11):
dragging Democrat politicians with them because at some level you
have to serve the people who vote for you, and
I don't know where they go. Back to the shutdown.
This shutdown has been glorious for Republicans, glorious. They already
let go of four thousand federal workers. That's a drop

(24:35):
in the bucket. By the way, that should be about No,
I don't know a million. Let's start with a million
there and then we can work our way up. But
four thousand is the beginning. There's every sign it's going
to continue. The polls show the public is blaming Democrats
because they are blaming democrats. So Democrats need to end

(24:56):
this for their own popularity. But your base for ten
years to believe Donald Trump is Adolph Hitler. Now they're
demanding that you fight him tooth and nail at every turn.
So now you're forced to do something politically unpopular, otherwise

(25:17):
your base will turn on you like the rabbit animals
they've turned into. Where does that take you? As a party,
because if they continue to feed the base, your party
goes extinct. If you stop feeding the base, you may
very well not have any power because another communist will

(25:37):
rise up in primary you Where do you go? I
don't know, but it's amazing to watch. It's hilarious. I
can't wait Trump administration hits the Department of Education with
a massive twenty percent job cut. That's amazing, all right.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fan fantastic Monday,

(26:01):
A Columbus Day. I can't even believe. I blew mentioning
Columbus Day right off the back. The bravery of the explorers,
the unbelievable bravery of the explorers. It boggles the mind.
It's not just Columbus, of course, all of them, the

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Magellans of the world, all of them. To get in
one of these ships, no motor, no GPS, you've got sails,
you've got the tide, and you've got well some idea
of what land might be there somewhere by the way.

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You have limited water, you have limited food. To get
on ships and set out across the open ocean is crazy, crazy, brave,
and you should respect the living heck out of it,
and don't listen to any of these quacks and kooks

(27:04):
who go on to explain about wow, what happened after
But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that.
When you have great men, great people in history, honor it,
and honor should be given to the people who put
the foundation down for Western civilization. Did Christopher Columbus know

(27:26):
that he was laying the foundation for the greatest country
in the history of the world where you would one
day be free? Of course not, of course not. I'm
not pretending otherwise. I admire bravery, and I admire men
who do great things. I think that's something we should admire.

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It is something we should honor. Christopher Columbus is somebody
who should be honored forever in this country. And it
is a crying shame that the GOP is so weak
and pathetic. They allowed the Communists to somehow gain enough
ground where they regularly wish people happy Indigenous People's Day. Now,

(28:10):
what a bunch of goobers. Hey, Jesse, I love the show.
You mentioned. A couple of days ago, the guy you
were talking about that Green Berets special Ops Mercenary quit
the forces with Oh that was John Mullens. John Mullens
is who I was talking about, in case you're wondering,
by the way, he wrote a bunch of books and
stuff like that. John Mullens is really well known. Hey, Jesse,

(28:33):
I've heard your theory of when restaurants screw up and
not give you the right kind of sauce. Totally agree
with you. I ordered thirty wings, fifteen for me and
fifteen for the family. I have a specific amount of sauces.
I ordered to compliment my wing order four Ranch, two
blue cheese. Instead, they gave me two Ranch, two blue cheese,
and two mysterious orange sauces that were horrible and ruined.

(28:57):
My entire experience of the sauce order need to be heard.
His name is Steve Listen. This is for all the
restaurant managers and restaurant owners out there. It's important to
train your weight staff, but this actually goes well beyond restaurants.
This is going to be for everybody. This is going
to be for you, It's for everybody. I understand why companies.

(29:22):
I understand why they hire low end, low paid morons
to handle the phone. I get what Chris I haven't eaten.
I've been fasting all day. I'm sorry if I'm a
little snippy. I understand why a business would pick the
dumbest people in any country to man the phones, because

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a person doesn't cost a lot, and when you're paying
small wages, you're gonna get small, small minds lots of
the time. You just are. And the company doesn't want
to have to pay you twenty bucks to answer the phones,
so you pay eight bucks to answer the phone, and
you get the guy the IQ of toilet paper. I
understand it. And because you have a guy who has

(30:05):
the IQ of a golden retriever and the same mastery
of the English language, you think you have to program him,
so they only give programmed responses. You're not hiring thinkers
for eight bucks an hour, You're hiring golden retrievers. So
all he can do are programmed responses. This is why

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they mess up everything in customer service on the phone.
It's why they mess up your sauce order on the phone.
You would think, or in the restaurant, by the way,
you would think when you tell the waitress, I need
you to bring me two ranches, that that is as
simple as taking the pennants in your hand. Pulling out

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the little pad and writing two ranches. Not the case,
and even less so the guy they hired to answer
the phone at whatever one of these phone companies, power companies,
car companies. It does matter. I know why businesses think
that is a good area in which to save money.

(31:07):
It is created an endless frustration for me. That are
just anyway, what Chris. Everyone knows what I'm talking about
is true. Everyone knows what I'm talking about is true.
I told you I haven't eaten. The night's gonna be
maybe a little bit snippier than it should be. But yeah,
back to Columbus. This group helped cancel Columbus Day and

(31:27):
pardon the cop killer. Now it's helping plan America's two
hundred and fiftieth birthday bash. This group, this is from
the Free Beacon. By the way, this group is called
the National Congress of American Indians. Let me tell you
something that I've heard. Maybe this headline surprised you, maybe

(31:49):
it didn't. You know, next year is our two hundred
and fiftieth birthday as a country. And of course, as
you can imagine, Trump is going to be all It's
going to be the most red, white, and blue awesomest
thing ever you know that or supposed to be. Little
birdies have been whispering in my ear for months now that,

(32:12):
of course, the Biden administration hired a bunch of America
hating communists to run our two hundred and fiftieth birthday.
You can't even imagine how horrible it would have been
if those people had run it. I've been told that
a lot of these foxes are still in the henhouse,
that a lot of these people who have their fingers

(32:32):
on our two hundred and fiftieth birthday celebration are America
hating dirt balls who are going to make this whole
thing about how bad America sucks. This isn't the first
time I've heard this, And I realized that Trump administration
has about eight thousand things they have to juggle. Yo,
you're trying to deal with the border and world peace

(32:53):
and trade wars, and I understand there's a lot of
work to do. Really really like somebody to crack down
on this, this group, these groups, whoever is in charge
of this, The vetting has to be extreme or we're
going to show up next year and we're going to

(33:13):
be mortified. Trust me on that. We're going to be
mortified and I'm going. I'm telling you right now, I'm
freaking going. I think it's in Iowa. Trump said, I'm going,
I might just go live in Iowa next year and
we'll bring Fred