June 19, 2025 • 33 mins
Doanld Trump vs. Iran
President Trump will make a decision on potential strikes on Iran "within two weeks," the White House press secretary quoted him as saying.
Violent Areas in America
Jesse talks about the filth in Amercian cities.
Democrats creating Riots
President Trump will make a decision on potential strikes on Iran "within two weeks," the White House press secretary quoted him as saying.
Violent Areas in America
Jesse talks about the filth in Amercian cities.
Democrats creating Riots
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Jesse Kellica, let's have some fun on a Thursday. We
are almost to the end of the week. I am
in such an incredible mood. I think I'm even gonna
do a big email round up Schmorgas board clearing out
some room for ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's the kind of mood I'm in.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We're gonna talk about.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Trump's latest statement on the Iran dust up. Tom Tillis
of course, had to open his fat mouth. We're gonna
discuss the condition of some things blue places in America
and why you and me we've been conditioned to accept
what is unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
We'll discuss that.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
We'll discuss Jasmine Crockett, who can't get her face off
of TV, street communists, drag queen nonsense in a Disney movie,
all that and so much more coming up tonight on
the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, I'm gonna get
this out of the way first, because i want to
spend maybe two minutes on this tonight, and I'm probably
(01:08):
not going back unless it's in the emails, which it
very well me maybe Trump Iraan. Caroline Levitt came out today.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Said this have a message directly from the President, and
I quote, based on the fact that there's a substantial
chance of negotiations that may or may not take place
with Iran in the near future. I will make my
decision whether or not to go within the next two weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, what's happening Donald Trump? From what is being reported,
and it has been widely reported, donald Trump is unsure.
I don't want to make him sound not confident or
anything like that. Donald Trump is getting it from both sides,
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meaning not the left and the right. Inside the Trump
White House else there are voices screaming at Trump, hit
the nuclear facilities in Iran, hit them right now, take
them out. Now's the time. There are just as many
and just as many powerful voices in the Trump White
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House saying Israel can handle this themselves. We don't want
to get involved, stay away, let Israel handle it. You
run the risk of getting stuck over there. I believe
Donald Trump thinks Iran is back against the wall enough
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that they may come to the negotiating table because they're
facing the end of everything.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
They're facing.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The people running Iran are facing the end of all
their power, all that money, all that It's gone forever.
I believe Trump thinks their back is up against the
wall enough that he can get them to the negotiating
table in two weeks or within two weeks. Whether or
not he thinks they will, I don't know. I'm not
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inside the man's mind. I don't want to say that
Trump once another two weeks before American bombs start dropping.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's your latest update.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You obviously have different voices from different countries saying different things,
though as well. Senator Tom Tillis used this piece of
trash from North Carolina came out and he said this today.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Time change, and I believe that this president should be
given a fair amount of leeway to affect that.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, time for regime change, as we discussed last night.
Totally an understandable position from Israel's perspective, no question about it, really,
and our perspective. It's understandable to want of filthy, evil,
murderous government like that that's always threatening to kill you.
It's understandable to want the change the regime gone. But
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two critically important questions I keep asking, and nobody can
seem to give me an answer, or nobody, I guess
I should say, seems willing to give me an answer,
which is making me nervous?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Change to what.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And who will be facilitating that change? And so what
I've asked the question, here's the answer I get the
most one. I will get people yelling at me that
quote nobody is calling for regime change. Chris, Sorry to
drop this on you last minute. Go grab that video
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of net and Yahoo where he came out and called
for the Iranian people to rise up and cast off
their government.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Stops.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's not even from wayback, Chris, I think it was
from last week. Stop saying that nobody's calling for regime change. Politicians,
political leaders at the highest levels in America and Israel
are calling for regime change. They are calling for that.
So well, if you say nobody's calling for regime change,
you're either a a moron or b a liar. They
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aren't calling for it. They're calling for it publicly. And
I understand why they're calling for it. If you're sitting
there in Israel, it's very understandable why you would want
the regime to change.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I got all that.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
My question is who are we changing it to and
who's facilitating it? And when I ask who is facilitating it,
I will get answers. Like the Iranian people, what's that mean?
The Iranian people? Why has historically? Why has regime change
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and died really really ugly historically? Because remember, we've taken
out some really bad men the United States of America.
Gaddafi was a bad man, an evil man, abuse, murder, rape,
torture of his citizens. With Gaddafi's a bad man, terrorist,
Saddam Huseying bad man. I have stood inside of one
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of his torture chambers. I'm telling you, bad man, but
bad people.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
But why.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Hasn't it worked out after we've bounced these bad men?
Lived is worse than it's ever been. Iraq obviously doesn't
need any explanation why because when you just say, well
now it's up to the people, you know, who emerges.
The guy with the most guns, the most violent, most
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powerful group in that country oftentimes rises and takes it
over because that's kind of the law of nature. That's
really how it works. You take out the strong man
who's in charge, you either have to facilitate the next
person coming in the one you want, or it's going
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to be the guy who has the most guns, the
most bombs, the most bullets, the most nothing. So it's
two basic questions, and they're very important questions, and there
may be wonderful answers to these questions. Morons do not
run Israel. Very sharp people run Israel. We have some
very sharp people in the Trump administration. Okay, so I'm
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not thinking that I'm the only one who've thought of this, but.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't hear a lot of answers to those really
critically important questions, and they do matter.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Getting rid of the.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Evil murderists, scumbags who are there? Fine sounds great? Who's
coming next? And who's facilitating that? Because somebody either Israel
or America, or maybe it could be you could argue,
maybe it could be a United Nations thing that don't
work out well, but somebody, if we don't want it
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to be the next war lord with the most guns,
somebody is going to have to facilitate elections. Do the
Iranian people even know how to how to operate an election?
Who's gonna who are going to be the players involved there?
These are critically important questions, and they're questions you have
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to seek out and find the answer to before you
go breaking things. Before you go breaking things, that is
what has really hurt us time and time again, we
identify in evil regime. Iran Is by any measure, in
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evil freaking regime. Screw those people, well, not the people,
the regime, in evil regime. We identify in evil regime.
And then we say we got to take them out,
and everyone gets on board. Yeah, let's take them out,
and the bombs and everything else sounds good. We can
take out anybody we want. And then once the smoke
clears and we've taken out whoever it is to take out,
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we look around and it's a bunch of morons who
didn't have a plan, trying to figure out what came next.
And so we have American troops guarding poppy fields in Afghanistan,
we have ISIS as part of the freaking government, and
I read just a complete nightmare. But again, don't tell
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me that nobody's calling for regime change.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Logical thuggery that has kidnapped your country will not stand
for long. And you are the future, not them. That's
my message to you people.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah they are, And I get it. Like I said,
totally understandable. If you're facing rockets from these freaking dirt
balls every day, what is the plan for afterwards? Someone's
going to have to facilitate said change. Are we one
hundred percent comfortable with who for our chosen guy is?
(10:01):
Do we have a chosen guy?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I know about the Royal family and the kid. They're
talking about bringing back the kid, who's not a kid anymore.
He's an older man, but talking about bringing back this fine,
if that's the plan. All I'm asking is what the
plan is. Let's move on. We're talking about other things.
I'm going to talk about dirty cities full of crime. Next,
(10:24):
it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday,
And I almost forgot to remind you that tomorrow is
Ask Doctor Jesse Friday for you new listeners. Fridays, I
spend the entire three hours answering your emails. Whatever you
ask me. It doesn't even have to be political. Obviously
(10:46):
it's going to be a bunch of political stuff. It
could be anything his history, food, it would be dumb.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com is the email address
they are already piling up. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show
dot com. Jewish producer Chris is in there nodding his head.
Do we have a lot of them? Already, Chris, we
do all right. Well, look I'll be extra fast tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I'll be it. I will, Chris. Why do you always put.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Me down when I make these definitive statements. No, not experienced. No,
you just like to be a Debbie downer with everything
I say. Well, I'm putting up with it, all right.
There's an advertisement or advertisement. There's a headline from Insider paper.
It's about San Francisco. San Francisco is the worst run
major city in the US.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
All right, So.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
There are things that people get conditioned too. It's human
nature to get conditioned to whatever your environment happens to be.
And look, it's almost a way to stay sane, if
you will.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Have you ever thought about prison?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I know we have a bunch of people listening right
now in prison, praying for you guys, rooting for you guys,
by the way, But.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Have you ever thought about people in prison? What is
that like?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
How do you not lose your mind when you go
from being free? I think I'll go to McDonald's. I'm
gonna go home, go to sleep, gonna go catch a movie.
How do you go from being free to being locked
in a cage, oftentimes with another human being eating whatever
your how how does your mind not break?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You condition yourself Eventually, eventually you get used to it.
For lack of a better way to put it, you
get used to it. Not that it's great, but you
get used to it so much so that the stories
are famous. Some guys who've been in long enough they
want to go back. It's all they know. They're conditioned
to it. Citizens of a country get conditioned to things
as well, for the exact same reason. You get conditioned
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to it so you don't lose your mind with frustration
and anger. There are a couple of things I want
to focus on, just because they been on my mind
this morning when I was having coffee, I was thinking
about it. There's a couple of things I want to
focus on about America that we've been conditioned to, you
and me. We've been conditioned to and we shouldn't accept it.
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And the first one of those things is this, America's
cities are filthy.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Dirty and they're full of crime.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Now, when I made that point, you may have been tempted,
maybe you even did it to shrug your shoulders or
say something to the effect of, well, yeah, but you
understand there are cities, big cities in other parts of
the world that are not filthy, They are not full
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of crime. You don't have to send your wife with
a three person bodyguard unit if she's going to the
grocery store at eleven o'clock at night in the wrong
part of town. We Americans have been conditioned to just
accept that if it is a big city, it will
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be filthy and it will be full of crime. That's
not true. I went to Remember I told you I
went to Rome. We did the Italy things so I
could go nerd out on history stuff. You want to
hear something. I'm very glad I did Rome. I think
we were there like three days or something like that.
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I'm very glad. I got to see the Colosseum and
the Spanish Steps and all kinds of cool Roman history.
I'm really, really glad. I'm glad we went. I'm glad
I got to see it. I don't know if I'll
ever go back. Why the shocking state of dirt, homeless people,
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foreigners and barbarians spray painting everything in the s You
think you're walking into white marble or something like that.
It was abused by the people there. Why Why does
San Francisco look like that. Why do you have to
step in puddles of urine when you're in New York
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down in the subway. Why are they lighting people on fire?
Why is all this graffiti nonsense allowed, trash crime, misery?
Why because we keep electing leftists in these places.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
And that's just the simple truth. There is no strict
enforcement of crime.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
The foreign barbarians that left wing politicians in Rome, in
every part of America, they all congregate in these sanctuary
cities where they abuse the welfare system, abuse the citizens
who are there, bringing their foreign customs into the place.
That's why you get all kinds of drug addiction and
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crime and the peon on the side. And America's criminals
are allowed to be criminals. Drug abuse is encouraged. We
turn our own criminals loose, and we import more of them.
This is just a PSA for you and me, because
it's been this way my entire life. We should not
have to accept the fact that American cities are disgusting.
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It drives me crazy. I think Tokyo Chris looked this
up real quick. I think Tokyo has seventeen million people.
You can send your freaking wife walking twenty blocks across
Tokyo at one am and without an ounce of fear whatsoever.
Because the city which I have been I went there
in the Marine Corps, is sparkling and virtually crime free,
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and it's double the size of New York fourteen million people,
double the size of New York City, crime free, no dirt.
We have been conditioned to accept something we should not accept.
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There's another thing that we've been conditioned to accept here
in America, and we shouldn't accept it. I wish it
wasn't this way, and we should work hard as a
society to change it. The first one, as I mentioned,
is the filth, the rotted, criminal filth in America's cities.
It's been this way my entire life, and so now
people just kind of bake it into the cake that
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cities are supposed to be filthy. They're supposed to have
homeless people everywhere, you're supposed to have illegals everywhere, A
new stabbing a night, that's a total lie that is allowed,
and in fact, it is encouraged by the Democrat politicians
who run these cities. It doesn't have to be this way,
it really does not. And the second thing we've been
conditioned to accept is endless street activism in this country.
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You and I would talk about this all the time,
so you already know the why. You understand that street
communists are looked at by the people in power, Democrat politicians,
the media. The street animals are looked at as an army.
They're looked at as an army. That's why they do
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so many of the things they do, because they are
being deployed by America's Democrats. This is why Democrats speak
this way all the time. They have spent years, decades
creating group after group after group after group of paid
for professional rioters across this country. And they view that
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group as their standing political army. And before I actually
play the montage, remember remember you have to set aside morality,
your morality. You have to set aside morality when you're
thinking about power and why people do the things they do.
If I set inside all morality, no more right and wrong,
because that's how the communist thinks, No more right and wrong.
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If I walked around at all times, no matter what
I was doing, If I walked around with ten violent
men who would do my bidding at all times, and
again no morality, would that benefit me in life? What
if I wanted to What if I went to the
baseball game and I wanted to sit in your seats?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Who's going to stop me?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
What if? What if the next time I had a
contract negotiation with Premiere And don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.
But what if I had a contract negotiation tomorrow with Premiere?
What if I showed up with ten violent men. Am
I getting a better deal? What if I wanted that
guy's pizza. That guy's walking down the hallway right now,
I'm looking at him. He's got a pizza. I'm starving.
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What if I want his pizza. There's power in having
violent people around you who will follow your commands. There's
power in it. And that's why Democrat politicians speak like this.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
We are going to fight it.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Legislatively, we are going to fight it in the courts,
We're gonna fight it in the streets.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Never before in my life have I called for mass protests,
for mobilization, for disruption.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
But I am Now we might call this getting strike ready.
I think of it as getting us strike ready or
street ready.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
I am so thankful. I'm going to keep screaming in
the halls of Congress. I just need y'all to make
sure that y'all keeps screaming in the streets.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
In the streets.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
We're gonna be street ready. I need you to get
to the streets.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Street ready. We're gonna get to the streets. Democrats create riots.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
You've had riots your entire life, no matter how old
you are, you can remember turning on the television and
seeing the animals in the streets. Whether you're eight or
ninety eight, you've seen it your whole life. You know,
that's another thing you shouldn't have to live with. Shouldn't
be endless political rioting and looting in your country. That
happens again because we elect democrats in this country. We
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elect these leftist politicians, and they've created this army. Enough
this nonsense. I'm going to do some emails tonight, Jesse. Today,
while driving in Tucson, I saw an American flag bumper
sticker on a car. On this version of the American flag,
the word think is printed in the field where the
fifty stars usually appear, with the words it's patriotic printed
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underneath the flag. This is an example of how leftists
are attempting to reclaim the American flag, while also being
an example of how they cannot stop scolding others and
coming off as elitists. His name is Bob Well. These
people read poll numbers and remember, they're not bound by
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anything like truth.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
I think are reverence for the truth might become might
have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
They're not bound by that.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
They are fighting a revolution to burn it down, to
burn down our country. And they really I'm going to
focus on this mentality for a moment. They really do
think everything is evil, all existing power structures. They look
at a school system and they think that's evil. Corporation
they think that's evil. That's why they're always trying to
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break everything. All the existing systems are evil. They all
hold up systems of oppression. That's why they speak in
terms like this. Therefore, the greater good is burn everything down.
But they also understand as revolutionaries trying to burn everything down,
that is not going to be a popular concept with
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people who are enjoying how they currently live, enjoying their country.
So you always have to try to sell burning it down,
but you always have to balance that with I mean,
I love America. It's just evil and crappy and racialst.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
But it's a great place.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But it's an evil place too. It's some pace we
should absolutely put to the torch man. I love the troops.
It's this constant tightrope you have to walk if you're
an American Democrat, constantly signaling to the animals on the
streets that you will burn their country the way they
want it burned, while trying at the same time to
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not freak out normy American. The problem for Democrats is
they used to be able to get away with that
tight rope more easily for a couple different reasons. One,
their party has gone to the left, there's no question
about that, and that's difficult to cover up. But two,
the American media, the mainstream media, they lost their power
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with the invention of of all the endless social media apps.
It's essentially just the Internet, all the availability of news
and podcasts in other sources. When you if you're a
democrat what you need, because you know you have to
lie about everything at all times. You essentially need to
walk up to every human being. Just picture one person
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though the American public is represented in one human being,
and you need to grab their face, both sides of
it with your hands, and keep their face only focused
on you and what you're saying. No, don't look to
the left. No, don't do that. No, you're not allowed
to hear that. This is why companies like Facebook were
banning people for questioning the vaccine. This is why they
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believe in censorship and control.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
No, no, no, only look at me. Only look at me.
There's nothing else.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
The second people start to look left or right, the
second they stop consuming that, they wake up and realize
they've been lied to their whole lives. If you want
somebody like this brain dead idiot, you have to keep
their eyes only on you. What happens if you only
look at democrats and Democrat media forever?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
I just, I just I'm just so scared. I'm seventy
four years o, I worry about everything, and I just
I just I just I'm so scary and upset and
I don't and I don't understand why people didn't.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, that's how they operate, and they are losing their
power because they can't control what people look at anymore.
Try some them crazy. Remember remember when the Biden administration
tried to do something that was met with so much resistance,
they dropped it the Ministry of what was it disinformation
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or misinformation? They decided to try to essentially start a
government censorship office to tell you what you true and
what wasn't true.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Freaking creepy.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday,
reminding you that tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Briday, and
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Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Remember that talk we were just having about how communists
lie about everything at all times.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Even if you're saying that there was a mentally deficient
Joe Biden, I know that he absolutely had a mental acuity.
That is supreme when it comes to comparing him to
Donald Trump, because at least he kept.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
This is why the invention of social media has been
so devastating for the Democrat Party in this country, because
they've just gotten used to a system where you can
say the sky is green, and every single major media
outlet will parrot your ridiculous talking points, allowing you to
manipulate larger portions of the population. They used to be
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able to lie more effectively. Now everybody laughs at them
when they speak. Jesse, after four to six months tours
in the jungle, killing about anything that moved, I can't
imagine being in the sandbox with only air support on
a good day. You're lucky to be alive.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Keep it up.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh please, You Vietnam guys don't need to be environ
me or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Hey, Jesse, whatever happened to your midlife crisis car? I guess,
asked doctor Jesse Friday started early. Jesse, whatever happened to
your midlife crisis car? You mentioned it a long time ago.
We were kind of hoping for the big reveal once
you sold it and returned to a man truck Love
the History Lessons. Look forward to an episode on the
Antabasis of Xenophon. You can say my name. It says
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his name is Dan Okay. I told you, I thought
I told you before, didn't I say what my midlife
crisis car was? Chris it's a long time ago, all right,
So let's recap for the new Listen. I am six
foot eight. I grew up in a construction family. Those
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two things combined means eyebot a pickup truck. The second
I could afford a pickup truck. When I was a kid,
it was always just whatever.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
My first car was six hundred dollars. It was whatever,
A crappy car you could eighty three Honda Accord that
was falling apart like most normal people. Crappy car. That's
It was always crappy cars. When I got old enough
and had saved up enough money, I got a pickup truck.
This is back before pickup trucks cost like sixty thousand
dollars or whatever crazy crap they're charging for these things now. Anyway,
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I don't want to be Grandpa Jesse. I always had
a pickup truck. Uh, Chris, how many years ago? We
signed with Premiere, like four years ago something like that
for four probably roughly four years ago, all right. So
I started doing radio about six and a half seven
years ago. I'm brand new to this, believe it or not,
brand new, and we we had no idea the show
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would ever go anywhere. We had no idea anybody would
ever listen. We were doing a seven to eight o'clock
at night show on a local station in Houston, wonderful
station by the way, KPRC.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
But I mean, no one's even listening. At least we
didn't think. So we didn't know.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
And one day, by God's own grace, Premier calls. This
is after Rush died, and they said, hey, we've been listening.
How crazy is that? We want you to be the
sixth tonight in the eastern guy all across the country,
which I mean, who gets that phone call? Every single
person who does what I do for a living dreams
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about that phone call. And the most amazing part is
what the most humbling things. Most of the time that
call never comes. You'll do whatever, however long thirty forty
years and you never get that call. I just kind
of started and they called, so here we are. I
had never I'm not a big buy n stuff guy.
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It's not that I have anything against nice stuff. I'm
not trying to make myself out to be a monk.
I prefer memories. I would rather take my kids fishing
in Alaska than buy a fancy new suit. I'm just
not big or a fancy new watch. I don't own
a rolex or anything like that. That stuff doesn't interest me.
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I love memories. I want pictures. I want memories with
my family, memories of people I care about. So that's
really more where I would put my money.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Got me.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
So, I've never bought a luxury car ever in a
million years. I start toying with the idea of it.
Quit laughing, Chris. I go out one day this is
I think it was before the show. I think we
were working that day, Chris. I go out one day
and I decide to stop buy an Audi dealership. I
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stop by. I've never even said in a car this
night before, and I test drive it was something sweet.
I mean, Chris, isn't the a something like a six,
A seven? Whatever? Okay, whatever, Chris, anyway, I can understand
why you wouldn't want German cars. Either way, I test
drove it and I thought, this is so cool. It's
so fast. I'd never been in anything this fast. I
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went back and I had a pickup at a Ford
pickup Ford f one fifty. I had a Ford pickup
to trade in and look, I'm a former sales manager
That's what I did right before I did this. So
I came prepared. I said, I'm gonna be trading in
a Ford f one fifty, very good condition. I had
the miles written down, I had like I knew everything.
I knew everything he would need. And the salesman frigging
(31:41):
more on. We get back to the dealership and I
hand him all the information and my information, and I said, man,
I think I'm gonna buy this frigging thing. Here's all
my information. Go work up some numbers, call me, make
me a fair price. I'll come down and buy it.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Okay, sounds good. Never heard from him, I know.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Chris just straight up ghosted me. Did never hearn from him?
Like on some kind of ugly chick asking him out
on a date or something.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Just straight up ghosted me.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
So I went up to the Mercedes dealership, did the
same thing testro. They had some car in the show room.
It was like a like a gun metal gray type car.
You see a lot of them on the road. Now
there's like a gun metal gray What was it a
CLS four fifty I think is what it was called,
a CLS four fifty twenty twenty or twenty nineteen, something
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like that. I'd never sat in a car that was
that fast, bought it and regretted it. Look, it was fun,
it was fast. My boys are enormous. James is sixteen.
I think he's six 'y four already. Luke is fourteen.
I think he's already six feet six'. One they don't
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even fit. In it was just Not it wasn't me
and it wasn't, practical AND i was. EMBARRASSED i was
always in WHENEVER i would get recognized and people would be, like,
oh is that your? Car Then I'm mercedes, guy AND
i WAS i was. Embarrassed, okay, What, Chris what DID
i ever take it to the? Track what track WOULD
(33:14):
i take it? To? Chris do you THINK i have
access to just some random track WHERE i can go
race my? Car how WOULD i? Even how are they?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Around and how WOULD i know that?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Whatsoever i'm not a track? Guy and, NO i never
took it to the. Track you're, RIGHT i didn't need the. Speed,
Okay that's WHY i got rid of the dumb. Car
it felt good for a short, time and THEN i regretted.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
It it's like dating a. Redhead it Happens, okay it.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Happens let's, talk all, right somebody as a question about
the Whole Tucker carlson Ted cruz dust, up and then
we'll Discuss, Disney harvard other, things
Jesse Kellica, let's have some fun on a Thursday. We
are almost to the end of the week. I am
in such an incredible mood. I think I'm even gonna
do a big email round up Schmorgas board clearing out
some room for ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's the kind of mood I'm in.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We're gonna talk about.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Trump's latest statement on the Iran dust up. Tom Tillis
of course, had to open his fat mouth. We're gonna
discuss the condition of some things blue places in America
and why you and me we've been conditioned to accept
what is unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
We'll discuss that.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
We'll discuss Jasmine Crockett, who can't get her face off
of TV, street communists, drag queen nonsense in a Disney movie,
all that and so much more coming up tonight on
the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, I'm gonna get
this out of the way first, because i want to
spend maybe two minutes on this tonight, and I'm probably
(01:08):
not going back unless it's in the emails, which it
very well me maybe Trump Iraan. Caroline Levitt came out today.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Said this have a message directly from the President, and
I quote, based on the fact that there's a substantial
chance of negotiations that may or may not take place
with Iran in the near future. I will make my
decision whether or not to go within the next two weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, what's happening Donald Trump? From what is being reported,
and it has been widely reported, donald Trump is unsure.
I don't want to make him sound not confident or
anything like that. Donald Trump is getting it from both sides,
(01:55):
meaning not the left and the right. Inside the Trump
White House else there are voices screaming at Trump, hit
the nuclear facilities in Iran, hit them right now, take
them out. Now's the time. There are just as many
and just as many powerful voices in the Trump White
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House saying Israel can handle this themselves. We don't want
to get involved, stay away, let Israel handle it. You
run the risk of getting stuck over there. I believe
Donald Trump thinks Iran is back against the wall enough
(02:37):
that they may come to the negotiating table because they're
facing the end of everything.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
They're facing.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The people running Iran are facing the end of all
their power, all that money, all that It's gone forever.
I believe Trump thinks their back is up against the
wall enough that he can get them to the negotiating
table in two weeks or within two weeks. Whether or
not he thinks they will, I don't know. I'm not
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inside the man's mind. I don't want to say that
Trump once another two weeks before American bombs start dropping.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's your latest update.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You obviously have different voices from different countries saying different things,
though as well. Senator Tom Tillis used this piece of
trash from North Carolina came out and he said this today.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Time change, and I believe that this president should be
given a fair amount of leeway to affect that.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, time for regime change, as we discussed last night.
Totally an understandable position from Israel's perspective, no question about it, really,
and our perspective. It's understandable to want of filthy, evil,
murderous government like that that's always threatening to kill you.
It's understandable to want the change the regime gone. But
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two critically important questions I keep asking, and nobody can
seem to give me an answer, or nobody, I guess
I should say, seems willing to give me an answer,
which is making me nervous?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Change to what.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And who will be facilitating that change? And so what
I've asked the question, here's the answer I get the
most one. I will get people yelling at me that
quote nobody is calling for regime change. Chris, Sorry to
drop this on you last minute. Go grab that video
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of net and Yahoo where he came out and called
for the Iranian people to rise up and cast off
their government.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Stops.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's not even from wayback, Chris, I think it was
from last week. Stop saying that nobody's calling for regime change. Politicians,
political leaders at the highest levels in America and Israel
are calling for regime change. They are calling for that.
So well, if you say nobody's calling for regime change,
you're either a a moron or b a liar. They
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aren't calling for it. They're calling for it publicly. And
I understand why they're calling for it. If you're sitting
there in Israel, it's very understandable why you would want
the regime to change.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I got all that.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
My question is who are we changing it to and
who's facilitating it? And when I ask who is facilitating it,
I will get answers. Like the Iranian people, what's that mean?
The Iranian people? Why has historically? Why has regime change
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and died really really ugly historically? Because remember, we've taken
out some really bad men the United States of America.
Gaddafi was a bad man, an evil man, abuse, murder, rape,
torture of his citizens. With Gaddafi's a bad man, terrorist,
Saddam Huseying bad man. I have stood inside of one
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of his torture chambers. I'm telling you, bad man, but
bad people.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
But why.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Hasn't it worked out after we've bounced these bad men?
Lived is worse than it's ever been. Iraq obviously doesn't
need any explanation why because when you just say, well
now it's up to the people, you know, who emerges.
The guy with the most guns, the most violent, most
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powerful group in that country oftentimes rises and takes it
over because that's kind of the law of nature. That's
really how it works. You take out the strong man
who's in charge, you either have to facilitate the next
person coming in the one you want, or it's going
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to be the guy who has the most guns, the
most bombs, the most bullets, the most nothing. So it's
two basic questions, and they're very important questions, and there
may be wonderful answers to these questions. Morons do not
run Israel. Very sharp people run Israel. We have some
very sharp people in the Trump administration. Okay, so I'm
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not thinking that I'm the only one who've thought of this, but.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't hear a lot of answers to those really
critically important questions, and they do matter.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Getting rid of the.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Evil murderists, scumbags who are there? Fine sounds great? Who's
coming next? And who's facilitating that? Because somebody either Israel
or America, or maybe it could be you could argue,
maybe it could be a United Nations thing that don't
work out well, but somebody, if we don't want it
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to be the next war lord with the most guns,
somebody is going to have to facilitate elections. Do the
Iranian people even know how to how to operate an election?
Who's gonna who are going to be the players involved there?
These are critically important questions, and they're questions you have
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to seek out and find the answer to before you
go breaking things. Before you go breaking things, that is
what has really hurt us time and time again, we
identify in evil regime. Iran Is by any measure, in
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evil freaking regime. Screw those people, well, not the people,
the regime, in evil regime. We identify in evil regime.
And then we say we got to take them out,
and everyone gets on board. Yeah, let's take them out,
and the bombs and everything else sounds good. We can
take out anybody we want. And then once the smoke
clears and we've taken out whoever it is to take out,
(09:03):
we look around and it's a bunch of morons who
didn't have a plan, trying to figure out what came next.
And so we have American troops guarding poppy fields in Afghanistan,
we have ISIS as part of the freaking government, and
I read just a complete nightmare. But again, don't tell
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me that nobody's calling for regime change.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Logical thuggery that has kidnapped your country will not stand
for long. And you are the future, not them. That's
my message to you people.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah they are, And I get it. Like I said,
totally understandable. If you're facing rockets from these freaking dirt
balls every day, what is the plan for afterwards? Someone's
going to have to facilitate said change. Are we one
hundred percent comfortable with who for our chosen guy is?
(10:01):
Do we have a chosen guy?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I know about the Royal family and the kid. They're
talking about bringing back the kid, who's not a kid anymore.
He's an older man, but talking about bringing back this fine,
if that's the plan. All I'm asking is what the
plan is. Let's move on. We're talking about other things.
I'm going to talk about dirty cities full of crime. Next,
(10:24):
it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday,
And I almost forgot to remind you that tomorrow is
Ask Doctor Jesse Friday for you new listeners. Fridays, I
spend the entire three hours answering your emails. Whatever you
ask me. It doesn't even have to be political. Obviously
(10:46):
it's going to be a bunch of political stuff. It
could be anything his history, food, it would be dumb.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com is the email address
they are already piling up. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show
dot com. Jewish producer Chris is in there nodding his head.
Do we have a lot of them? Already, Chris, we
do all right. Well, look I'll be extra fast tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I'll be it. I will, Chris. Why do you always put.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Me down when I make these definitive statements. No, not experienced. No,
you just like to be a Debbie downer with everything
I say. Well, I'm putting up with it, all right.
There's an advertisement or advertisement. There's a headline from Insider paper.
It's about San Francisco. San Francisco is the worst run
major city in the US.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
All right, So.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
There are things that people get conditioned too. It's human
nature to get conditioned to whatever your environment happens to be.
And look, it's almost a way to stay sane, if
you will.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Have you ever thought about prison?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I know we have a bunch of people listening right
now in prison, praying for you guys, rooting for you guys,
by the way, But.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Have you ever thought about people in prison? What is
that like?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
How do you not lose your mind when you go
from being free? I think I'll go to McDonald's. I'm
gonna go home, go to sleep, gonna go catch a movie.
How do you go from being free to being locked
in a cage, oftentimes with another human being eating whatever
your how how does your mind not break?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You condition yourself Eventually, eventually you get used to it.
For lack of a better way to put it, you
get used to it. Not that it's great, but you
get used to it so much so that the stories
are famous. Some guys who've been in long enough they
want to go back. It's all they know. They're conditioned
to it. Citizens of a country get conditioned to things
as well, for the exact same reason. You get conditioned
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to it so you don't lose your mind with frustration
and anger. There are a couple of things I want
to focus on, just because they been on my mind
this morning when I was having coffee, I was thinking
about it. There's a couple of things I want to
focus on about America that we've been conditioned to, you
and me. We've been conditioned to and we shouldn't accept it.
(13:14):
And the first one of those things is this, America's
cities are filthy.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Dirty and they're full of crime.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Now, when I made that point, you may have been tempted,
maybe you even did it to shrug your shoulders or
say something to the effect of, well, yeah, but you
understand there are cities, big cities in other parts of
the world that are not filthy, They are not full
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of crime. You don't have to send your wife with
a three person bodyguard unit if she's going to the
grocery store at eleven o'clock at night in the wrong
part of town. We Americans have been conditioned to just
accept that if it is a big city, it will
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be filthy and it will be full of crime. That's
not true. I went to Remember I told you I
went to Rome. We did the Italy things so I
could go nerd out on history stuff. You want to
hear something. I'm very glad I did Rome. I think
we were there like three days or something like that.
(14:29):
I'm very glad. I got to see the Colosseum and
the Spanish Steps and all kinds of cool Roman history.
I'm really, really glad. I'm glad we went. I'm glad
I got to see it. I don't know if I'll
ever go back. Why the shocking state of dirt, homeless people,
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foreigners and barbarians spray painting everything in the s You
think you're walking into white marble or something like that.
It was abused by the people there. Why Why does
San Francisco look like that. Why do you have to
step in puddles of urine when you're in New York
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down in the subway. Why are they lighting people on fire?
Why is all this graffiti nonsense allowed, trash crime, misery?
Why because we keep electing leftists in these places.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
And that's just the simple truth. There is no strict
enforcement of crime.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
The foreign barbarians that left wing politicians in Rome, in
every part of America, they all congregate in these sanctuary
cities where they abuse the welfare system, abuse the citizens
who are there, bringing their foreign customs into the place.
That's why you get all kinds of drug addiction and
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crime and the peon on the side. And America's criminals
are allowed to be criminals. Drug abuse is encouraged. We
turn our own criminals loose, and we import more of them.
This is just a PSA for you and me, because
it's been this way my entire life. We should not
have to accept the fact that American cities are disgusting.
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It drives me crazy. I think Tokyo Chris looked this
up real quick. I think Tokyo has seventeen million people.
You can send your freaking wife walking twenty blocks across
Tokyo at one am and without an ounce of fear whatsoever.
Because the city which I have been I went there
in the Marine Corps, is sparkling and virtually crime free,
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and it's double the size of New York fourteen million people,
double the size of New York City, crime free, no dirt.
We have been conditioned to accept something we should not accept.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Thursday,
or remember if you met Sety part of the show.
You can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes.
(17:04):
There's another thing that we've been conditioned to accept here
in America, and we shouldn't accept it. I wish it
wasn't this way, and we should work hard as a
society to change it. The first one, as I mentioned,
is the filth, the rotted, criminal filth in America's cities.
It's been this way my entire life, and so now
people just kind of bake it into the cake that
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cities are supposed to be filthy. They're supposed to have
homeless people everywhere, you're supposed to have illegals everywhere, A
new stabbing a night, that's a total lie that is allowed,
and in fact, it is encouraged by the Democrat politicians
who run these cities. It doesn't have to be this way,
it really does not. And the second thing we've been
conditioned to accept is endless street activism in this country.
(17:53):
You and I would talk about this all the time,
so you already know the why. You understand that street
communists are looked at by the people in power, Democrat politicians,
the media. The street animals are looked at as an army.
They're looked at as an army. That's why they do
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so many of the things they do, because they are
being deployed by America's Democrats. This is why Democrats speak
this way all the time. They have spent years, decades
creating group after group after group after group of paid
for professional rioters across this country. And they view that
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group as their standing political army. And before I actually
play the montage, remember remember you have to set aside morality,
your morality. You have to set aside morality when you're
thinking about power and why people do the things they do.
If I set inside all morality, no more right and wrong,
because that's how the communist thinks, No more right and wrong.
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If I walked around at all times, no matter what
I was doing, If I walked around with ten violent
men who would do my bidding at all times, and
again no morality, would that benefit me in life? What
if I wanted to What if I went to the
baseball game and I wanted to sit in your seats?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Who's going to stop me?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
What if? What if the next time I had a
contract negotiation with Premiere And don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.
But what if I had a contract negotiation tomorrow with Premiere?
What if I showed up with ten violent men. Am
I getting a better deal? What if I wanted that
guy's pizza. That guy's walking down the hallway right now,
I'm looking at him. He's got a pizza. I'm starving.
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What if I want his pizza. There's power in having
violent people around you who will follow your commands. There's
power in it. And that's why Democrat politicians speak like this.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
We are going to fight it.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Legislatively, we are going to fight it in the courts,
We're gonna fight it in the streets.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Never before in my life have I called for mass protests,
for mobilization, for disruption.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
But I am Now we might call this getting strike ready.
I think of it as getting us strike ready or
street ready.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
I am so thankful. I'm going to keep screaming in
the halls of Congress. I just need y'all to make
sure that y'all keeps screaming in the streets.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
In the streets.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
We're gonna be street ready. I need you to get
to the streets.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Street ready. We're gonna get to the streets. Democrats create riots.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
You've had riots your entire life, no matter how old
you are, you can remember turning on the television and
seeing the animals in the streets. Whether you're eight or
ninety eight, you've seen it your whole life. You know,
that's another thing you shouldn't have to live with. Shouldn't
be endless political rioting and looting in your country. That
happens again because we elect democrats in this country. We
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elect these leftist politicians, and they've created this army. Enough
this nonsense. I'm going to do some emails tonight, Jesse. Today,
while driving in Tucson, I saw an American flag bumper
sticker on a car. On this version of the American flag,
the word think is printed in the field where the
fifty stars usually appear, with the words it's patriotic printed
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underneath the flag. This is an example of how leftists
are attempting to reclaim the American flag, while also being
an example of how they cannot stop scolding others and
coming off as elitists. His name is Bob Well. These
people read poll numbers and remember, they're not bound by
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anything like truth.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
I think are reverence for the truth might become might
have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
They're not bound by that.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
They are fighting a revolution to burn it down, to
burn down our country. And they really I'm going to
focus on this mentality for a moment. They really do
think everything is evil, all existing power structures. They look
at a school system and they think that's evil. Corporation
they think that's evil. That's why they're always trying to
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break everything. All the existing systems are evil. They all
hold up systems of oppression. That's why they speak in
terms like this. Therefore, the greater good is burn everything down.
But they also understand as revolutionaries trying to burn everything down,
that is not going to be a popular concept with
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people who are enjoying how they currently live, enjoying their country.
So you always have to try to sell burning it down,
but you always have to balance that with I mean,
I love America. It's just evil and crappy and racialst.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
But it's a great place.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But it's an evil place too. It's some pace we
should absolutely put to the torch man. I love the troops.
It's this constant tightrope you have to walk if you're
an American Democrat, constantly signaling to the animals on the
streets that you will burn their country the way they
want it burned, while trying at the same time to
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not freak out normy American. The problem for Democrats is
they used to be able to get away with that
tight rope more easily for a couple different reasons. One,
their party has gone to the left, there's no question
about that, and that's difficult to cover up. But two,
the American media, the mainstream media, they lost their power
(23:58):
with the invention of of all the endless social media apps.
It's essentially just the Internet, all the availability of news
and podcasts in other sources. When you if you're a
democrat what you need, because you know you have to
lie about everything at all times. You essentially need to
walk up to every human being. Just picture one person
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though the American public is represented in one human being,
and you need to grab their face, both sides of
it with your hands, and keep their face only focused
on you and what you're saying. No, don't look to
the left. No, don't do that. No, you're not allowed
to hear that. This is why companies like Facebook were
banning people for questioning the vaccine. This is why they
(24:43):
believe in censorship and control.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
No, no, no, only look at me. Only look at me.
There's nothing else.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
The second people start to look left or right, the
second they stop consuming that, they wake up and realize
they've been lied to their whole lives. If you want
somebody like this brain dead idiot, you have to keep
their eyes only on you. What happens if you only
look at democrats and Democrat media forever?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
I just, I just I'm just so scared. I'm seventy
four years o, I worry about everything, and I just
I just I just I'm so scary and upset and
I don't and I don't understand why people didn't.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, that's how they operate, and they are losing their
power because they can't control what people look at anymore.
Try some them crazy. Remember remember when the Biden administration
tried to do something that was met with so much resistance,
they dropped it the Ministry of what was it disinformation
(25:53):
or misinformation? They decided to try to essentially start a
government censorship office to tell you what you true and
what wasn't true.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Freaking creepy.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday,
reminding you that tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Briday, and
you need to get your questions emailed in now to
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Remember that talk we were just having about how communists
lie about everything at all times.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Even if you're saying that there was a mentally deficient
Joe Biden, I know that he absolutely had a mental acuity.
That is supreme when it comes to comparing him to
Donald Trump, because at least he kept.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
This is why the invention of social media has been
so devastating for the Democrat Party in this country, because
they've just gotten used to a system where you can
say the sky is green, and every single major media
outlet will parrot your ridiculous talking points, allowing you to
manipulate larger portions of the population. They used to be
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able to lie more effectively. Now everybody laughs at them
when they speak. Jesse, after four to six months tours
in the jungle, killing about anything that moved, I can't
imagine being in the sandbox with only air support on
a good day. You're lucky to be alive.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Keep it up.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh please, You Vietnam guys don't need to be environ
me or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Hey, Jesse, whatever happened to your midlife crisis car? I guess,
asked doctor Jesse Friday started early. Jesse, whatever happened to
your midlife crisis car? You mentioned it a long time ago.
We were kind of hoping for the big reveal once
you sold it and returned to a man truck Love
the History Lessons. Look forward to an episode on the
Antabasis of Xenophon. You can say my name. It says
(27:45):
his name is Dan Okay. I told you, I thought
I told you before, didn't I say what my midlife
crisis car was? Chris it's a long time ago, all right,
So let's recap for the new Listen. I am six
foot eight. I grew up in a construction family. Those
(28:07):
two things combined means eyebot a pickup truck. The second
I could afford a pickup truck. When I was a kid,
it was always just whatever.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
My first car was six hundred dollars. It was whatever,
A crappy car you could eighty three Honda Accord that
was falling apart like most normal people. Crappy car. That's
It was always crappy cars. When I got old enough
and had saved up enough money, I got a pickup truck.
This is back before pickup trucks cost like sixty thousand
dollars or whatever crazy crap they're charging for these things now. Anyway,
(28:37):
I don't want to be Grandpa Jesse. I always had
a pickup truck. Uh, Chris, how many years ago? We
signed with Premiere, like four years ago something like that
for four probably roughly four years ago, all right. So
I started doing radio about six and a half seven
years ago. I'm brand new to this, believe it or not,
brand new, and we we had no idea the show
(29:02):
would ever go anywhere. We had no idea anybody would
ever listen. We were doing a seven to eight o'clock
at night show on a local station in Houston, wonderful
station by the way, KPRC.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
But I mean, no one's even listening. At least we
didn't think. So we didn't know.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
And one day, by God's own grace, Premier calls. This
is after Rush died, and they said, hey, we've been listening.
How crazy is that? We want you to be the
sixth tonight in the eastern guy all across the country,
which I mean, who gets that phone call? Every single
person who does what I do for a living dreams
(29:39):
about that phone call. And the most amazing part is
what the most humbling things. Most of the time that
call never comes. You'll do whatever, however long thirty forty
years and you never get that call. I just kind
of started and they called, so here we are. I
had never I'm not a big buy n stuff guy.
(30:01):
It's not that I have anything against nice stuff. I'm
not trying to make myself out to be a monk.
I prefer memories. I would rather take my kids fishing
in Alaska than buy a fancy new suit. I'm just
not big or a fancy new watch. I don't own
a rolex or anything like that. That stuff doesn't interest me.
(30:23):
I love memories. I want pictures. I want memories with
my family, memories of people I care about. So that's
really more where I would put my money.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Got me.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
So, I've never bought a luxury car ever in a
million years. I start toying with the idea of it.
Quit laughing, Chris. I go out one day this is
I think it was before the show. I think we
were working that day, Chris. I go out one day
and I decide to stop buy an Audi dealership. I
(30:57):
stop by. I've never even said in a car this
night before, and I test drive it was something sweet.
I mean, Chris, isn't the a something like a six,
A seven? Whatever? Okay, whatever, Chris, anyway, I can understand
why you wouldn't want German cars. Either way, I test
drove it and I thought, this is so cool. It's
so fast. I'd never been in anything this fast. I
(31:19):
went back and I had a pickup at a Ford
pickup Ford f one fifty. I had a Ford pickup
to trade in and look, I'm a former sales manager
That's what I did right before I did this. So
I came prepared. I said, I'm gonna be trading in
a Ford f one fifty, very good condition. I had
the miles written down, I had like I knew everything.
I knew everything he would need. And the salesman frigging
(31:41):
more on. We get back to the dealership and I
hand him all the information and my information, and I said, man,
I think I'm gonna buy this frigging thing. Here's all
my information. Go work up some numbers, call me, make
me a fair price. I'll come down and buy it.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Okay, sounds good. Never heard from him, I know.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Chris just straight up ghosted me. Did never hearn from him?
Like on some kind of ugly chick asking him out
on a date or something.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Just straight up ghosted me.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
So I went up to the Mercedes dealership, did the
same thing testro. They had some car in the show room.
It was like a like a gun metal gray type car.
You see a lot of them on the road. Now
there's like a gun metal gray What was it a
CLS four fifty I think is what it was called,
a CLS four fifty twenty twenty or twenty nineteen, something
(32:31):
like that. I'd never sat in a car that was
that fast, bought it and regretted it. Look, it was fun,
it was fast. My boys are enormous. James is sixteen.
I think he's six 'y four already. Luke is fourteen.
I think he's already six feet six'. One they don't
(32:53):
even fit. In it was just Not it wasn't me
and it wasn't, practical AND i was. EMBARRASSED i was
always in WHENEVER i would get recognized and people would be, like,
oh is that your? Car Then I'm mercedes, guy AND
i WAS i was. Embarrassed, okay, What, Chris what DID
i ever take it to the? Track what track WOULD
(33:14):
i take it? To? Chris do you THINK i have
access to just some random track WHERE i can go
race my? Car how WOULD i? Even how are they?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Around and how WOULD i know that?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Whatsoever i'm not a track? Guy and, NO i never
took it to the. Track you're, RIGHT i didn't need the. Speed,
Okay that's WHY i got rid of the dumb. Car
it felt good for a short, time and THEN i regretted.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
It it's like dating a. Redhead it Happens, okay it.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Happens let's, talk all, right somebody as a question about
the Whole Tucker carlson Ted cruz dust, up and then
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