Guest BK talks Louvre Jewel Heist

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jesse Kelly Shoe.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Shoe on an amazing,
amazing Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
We're gonna talk about the world of make Believe. I'm
gonna pay jd Vance a compliment. I'm hoping to get
to some of this tariff, climate change, gobbly goog stuff,
Gavin Newsom paying his dues. I'm gonna chop away at emails.
Oh that is still to come on the show. I
don't know how much I'm gonna get to this hour
because we're doing a two guest day, which I know

(00:29):
is really weird. I never do guests. But b K
is going to join us about a half hour from now.
He's been tracking that the heist in France, in Paris,
and I'm so excited to learn more details he nerds
out on this. Are we going to be a heist crew?
I don't know. We'll find out a half hour from now.
I wanted to do this though. I wanted to touch

(00:51):
on this again, a talk we've had many times before
that your liberal and Peggy the Democrat in your life,
they believe so many things that simply are not real,
and it's turned them insane. I actually was in a
cab earlier today and he had CNN radio on, and

(01:17):
I just remember looking it him and I remember thinking,
does this guy drive around all day listening to CNN?
If he does, doesn't mean it's a bad person, good
person that does. Think how many things that guy knows
that are outright lies? Think how many things they build

(01:40):
a world of make believe, a world of lies that
is designed to keep your liberal ant Peggy trapped inside
of it, keep her angry, keep her as a communist
foot soldier, ready to live and die for the cause.
That that's why they do it. They have nothing moral

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against lying, as you well know, we talk about it
all the time. They have actually something moral against telling
the truth. They don't believe in that words are weapons.
All words are simply to be used for the revolution.
Do you want an example? Caroline Levitt was being asked
about that big ballroom they're building at the White House. Hey,
what about the Trump ballroom? That This is what Caroline

(02:25):
Levitt said, the mission to the.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Ballroom in the Rose Garden patio. Is the President looking
at any other renovations or significant kind of projects.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Here at the White House, Not to my knowledge, no,
But he's a builder at heart, clearly, and so his
heart in his mind is always churning about how to
improve things here on the White House grounds. But at
this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really
the president's main priority.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
You heard what she said. I'm clear, stay, she was
asked about renovation projects. Now the ballroom's is main priority. Right, Okay,
you got it. Adam Schiff went on the news told
your liberent Pegy.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
This his main priority right now, which is not making
sure that people can afford their healthcare. It's not putting
it into the government's shutdown. It is not trying to
feed people or hungry. Quite to the contrary, he is
cutting off food assistance for poor people. No, the president's
main priority is building a ninety thousand square foot ballroom,

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a gilded ballroom. You don't have to take my word
for that. Here's Carolyn Levitt, the White House Press secretary,
talking about Donald Trump's main priority.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is
really the president's main priority.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
I'm sorry, can you play that again? I just need
to hear this one more time.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is
really the president's main priority.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I mean, it's lie about everything all the time. They
lie like they breathe. It's just natural for them. It's
not just Adam Shift, here's the governor of Minnesota. They
are choosing not to pund these programs. They are choosing
the priority.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
And when the White House Press Secretary said that the
top priority is the ballroom, we could not disagree more.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Here's Jasmine Crockett, congresswoman from Texas.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
The president has time to do everything, but what he
needs to focus on. In fact, we heard the Press
secretary say that his main priority is the ballroom. The
ballroom that no one asks for, the ballroom, that requires
him to distrib.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Again, here was the exchange to.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
The ballroom in the Rose Garden patio. As the President
looking at any other renovations or significant kind of projects
here at the.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
White House, not to my knowledge, no, but he's a
builder at heart, clearly, and so his heart in his
mind is always churning about how to improve things here
on the White House grounds. But at this moment in time,
of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Communists lie about everything all the time, and it is
really really evil what the elite communists do, because remember
you're the and Peggy is broken. She's probably stupid. And
I'm not being mean when I say that, She's probably
just dumb, a gullible person's probably someone on some sort

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of pharmaceutical drugs of some kind, maybe several, probably as
five or six. Always complains about her anxiety, and they
take advantage of her. They take advantage of her, These
elite communists. They do this. They have brainwashed and bludgeoned
the mind and soul of their followers with these gigantic,

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outright lies. And part of their an arrow in their quiver,
if you will, is the size of the lies. Because
normal people, normal people, they can't fathom someone telling them
a lie that big, so surely that nobody would lie

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about that, but they do. They do it all the time.
Lex do some emails, oracle. We hear it all the time. Vote,
but it doesn't work. Maybe an actual personal experience will help.
I've worked on many Republican campaigns, and I was always

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shocked to discover the number of Republicans who didn't vote.
After the election was over, elections we lost. I looked
at the numbers and think only one third of these
people voted. We could have easily won. I'm sure a big,
beautiful voice like yours would help. I'm sure that communists
will get their people out love your show. Her name

(06:44):
is Lorraine. Okay. I'm gonna emphasize this again that we all,
especially in our let's make it about our work lives,
we all go through something that it's fairly common. You
don't have leverage at work. Oftentimes most of the time

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in your life, you don't have leverage at work. Maybe
as you get more experienced and more advanced, and as
you get older, if you've been at the company a
long time and you're extremely valuable and the boss knows
his life would be miserable more miserable if you left,
maybe at some point you can get lucky enough to

(07:27):
have some leverage at work. But most of us, we
don't have any leverage. We're employees, and if the boss
wakes up on the wrong side of the bed tomorrow
and says get lost, we're basically screwed. It's the way
it is. Chris lives like this every day. So we
all want power of some kind. I don't want to

(07:49):
make it sound like we're all Lord of the rings,
bad guys, okay, but everybody would like some form of power,
and we don't get much of it in this life.
We just don't. Normal people, we don't get much power voting.
It seems so small, it's it's so insignificant. Right, you

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show up at the at the local post office or
a local church, they'll be there'll be some older folks.
It's always older folks working the polls. You show them
your ID, unless you're in California, with which case you
just say, oh lot gormostus and they let you write
in to vote for whoever you want. Anyway, you're show
them your ID and then they hand you a piece

(08:33):
of paper. Now it's even less personal. It's it's not
you don't even fill it out with a pencil. You
walk up to a computer and beep beep, beep beep,
and then you go to slide the thing into a machine.
At least this is how it works at Texas. And
then they hand you a little eye voted sticker on
the way out the door, and that's it. I guess
maybe you call a friend, husband, wife on the way out,

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I voted? Did you vote? But that's it, and we
don't give it a second thought. But that's how we
change a country. And not doing it is so responsible
for what brought us here. It is a disgrace that

(09:21):
twenty five percent of Republicans participate in primaries on average,
that's the national average. That is half the number of
Democrats who participate in theirs. The communists get off the
couch and they get down to the church the first
time they go all year. They go down to the

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post office. They vote in primaries, and when they walk
in that voting booth, they're making sure the most deranged
communists wins their primary. Republicans. Ah, games on bah, we
got practice, and we have every excuse in the world,
and so many are legitimate. Nah, I'm sorry, I have this.
I'm sorry. I'm coaching, I'm volunteering at the church. My

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kids have sports. I can't it's two minutes. It's two minutes.
We get and by the way, not luxuring. You try
to do this my own kids. I make sure my
kids see it. I go home and tell them about it. No,
I voted today, You vote, You participate. It's the only

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political power many of us will ever have. Me too,
myself included. I'm not going to run for office again.
The only power I have is that walk into the
post Office for two minutes to let my voice be heard.
Let your voice be heard, especially New Jersey Virginia. But
everybody is the Jesse Kelly Show playing Chris's theme song

(10:47):
on a wonderful Thursday. Do not forget that Tomorrow's asked
doctor Jesse Friday, and you need to email your questions
in right now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Jd Vance continues to impress. He did a big turning
point usay event. I believe it was an ole miss
with Erica Kirk. And it's not that he didn't went

(11:11):
and did an event. Politician is going to go do
events and these people give speeches in their sleep. It's
not that jd Vance, the Vice President of the United
States of America, stood in front of a packed house
and took questions from college students, not scripted. Not the
Joe Biden.

Speaker 7 (11:30):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
They told me who to call. None of that unscripted
questions from college students. Here he was talking about immigration.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
We cannot have an immigration policy where what was good
for the country fifty or sixty years ago binds the
country inevitably for the future.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
There's too many.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
People who want to come to the United States of America,
and my job as Vice president is not to look
out for the interests of the whole world.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's to look out for the people of the United States.
Oh my gosh, it's so refreshing to hear politicians talk
like this. This is how every one of our politicians
could talk, should talk, I should say. We have had
dirtball politicians who consider themselves suizans of the world for

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decades and decades when it's their job to represent us,
to fight for us. You know, all these snap benefits
are going to be cutting off on Saturday. Do you
know how we got to a place like this? This
is from the local news this listen to this exploring
all options.

Speaker 8 (12:39):
African Immigrant Family Services says that more than ninety percent
of the families they help rely on food assistance.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
What did you just say? African Immigrant Family Services says
ninety percent of their people are on welfare. We drag
people from all over the world into this country and
then steal the taxpayer money of Americans and hand it

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out to foreigners. How do we get you? Do you
hear this? This is from Newsmachter.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
Because most of the people that are on food stamps
aren't even from this country. Forty five percent of Afghanistan
immigrants are on food stamps, forty two percent of Somali immigrants,
thirty four percent of every immigrant from Iraq, twenty three
percent of Haitians, fifty nine percent of all illegal aliens

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are collecting food stamps, meaning that most of the people
getting food stamps from the US government and the US
taxpayer are not even Americans.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
This is why it's so wonderful to hear a politician
and somebody with a great shot to be the next
Republican nominee stand in front of the American people and
say things like we cannot have.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
An immigration policy where what was good for the country
fifty or sixty years ago binds the country inevitably for
the future. There's too many people who want to come
to the United States of America, and my job as
Vice president is not to look out for the interest.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Of the whole world.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
It's to look out for the people of the United States.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Wow, that's refreshing. Or we could go back to the
days of Mike Pence. This was Mike Pence, this is
a while ago, speaking to Tucker.

Speaker 9 (14:30):
I'm sorry, mister Vice President, have you I know you're
running for president, you are you are distressed that the
Ukrainians don't have enough American tanks. Every city in the
United States has become much worse over the past three years.
Drive around. There's not one city that's gotten better in
the United States, and it's visible. Our economy has degraded,

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the suicide rate has jumped, public filth and disorder and
crime have exponentially increased. And yet your concern is that
the Ukrainians, a country most people can't find out a map,
who've received tens of billions of US tax dollars, don't
have enough tanks. I think it's a fair question to ask, like,
where's the concern for the United States in that, Well,

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it's not my concern.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's not my concern. These people get there to Washington,
d C. They go on all these foreign delegations, wined
and dined in palaces and five star hotels, and they
start to see themselves as citizens of the world, a
global leader. And so what happens You go over to

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Africa and you start working with some country in Africa
and they tell you, hey, man, I'll tell you what,
we got twenty thirty thousand people. We'd love to bring
them to your small town in Wisconsin. You think you
could make that happen. Sure, Sure, I'm a glare Will
citizen after all. Bring them on over. In fact, we'll

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feed them too. We got you, don't you worry, Kongo,
we got you back. That's how it's been for ages,
and now we have fifty nine percent, fifty nine percent
on welfare. In the meantime, this has been the leadership
of the GOP.

Speaker 10 (16:23):
Well, I'm going to try to help it explain to
the American people that defeating the Russians in Ukraine is
the single most important event going on in the world
right now.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
The single most important event in the world right now.
That's how they've been. So if we're changing that, that
sounds good. Now, before I get to Gavin Newsom, before
I get to this climate change tear off stuff with
all this Chinese news from today, Before I get to
any of that, we have to go to BK. We
are going to talk a little bit of Africa. Why

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can't they seem to get their act together after all
this time. We're also going to talk about the heist
in Paris at the Louver. Was it as impressive as
we thought? Hang on.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing day,
and I am so excited to talk about jewel theft
with BK.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I'm unreasonably excited for it. So joining me now my
friend former Air Force PJ host of World News with BK. BK.
First of all, if we were a crew and we
were doing heists, could you see me be in the
wheel man. I'm an amazing driver, Jesse.

Speaker 11 (17:37):
You know, I'm really glad you brought this up because,
as my audience knows, heisting the international variety is one
of my favorite topics. I mean, I'm excited I solicit
my resume out there. I'm pushing a conflict, I'm pitching it.
I'm like, who better than me? Highly skilled, trained commando,
the weapons, Jesse, the ropes, the high angle rescue tools,

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everything needs plus not some I'm gonna look completely ridiculously
jacked and tan in the European cut suit. But frankly,
I'm starting to think these guys in Paris were below
mine in yours level, if you know what I'm saying,
because they completely botched it, dude, And by the way,
there's no way you could be a driver.

Speaker 12 (18:18):
What euro what tiny euro car are you going to
squeeze into?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Okay, First of all, I'm more limber than you think.
We'll set that. We'll come back to that in a minute.
Second of all, why do you have to ruin everything?
What do you mean they botched it? I thought that
this was like a highly trained crew. What happened?

Speaker 11 (18:33):
No, no, no, now, jack, you know so the more
we look into it, here's the thing I would I
would rank them a few steps above a common street mugger,
but well below you know, the high speed smoking types,
international cool guy crew that you and I would obviously form. Basically, so, yeah,
so they got the way they did about it. First

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of all, the French cracked me up because these guys,
basically they they did have the foresight to wear like
face construction new forms and rent or steal one of
these ladder cars right to go up.

Speaker 12 (19:05):
To the second floor.

Speaker 11 (19:06):
I'll give them that. But then they just angle grind
the window off. Keep mind, this is at ten o'clock
in the morning, broad daylight. There's people inside, right, and
they get in the window and all these French people
are just looking at them, and like I guess there
was security guards, but they they all the articles say,
these guys just you know, took the angle grinders in

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point and I'm like, you better stay back, and all
the guards are like, oh okay, and they have like
literally no armed security. And I'm sure if you interviewed them,
they'd be like, oh, mom, du monsieur, this is they
went ball?

Speaker 12 (19:40):
Is that ball? Na shan? You know?

Speaker 11 (19:42):
But I'm like, bro, you have no guns and you've
got billions of dollars worth of crap in there.

Speaker 12 (19:48):
It's completely insane. And then so they finally do it.
They do all that, They get the jewels, they run out.

Speaker 11 (19:53):
And they drop some of them, and then the kicker
is one of them is actually trying to leave by
Charlie Degaul Airport, a major major international airport, is like,
what are you dumb dude? Bro, drive south to France
and go walk, or take a cab over Spain and
hire some I don't know riverboat captain to take you.

Speaker 12 (20:14):
Into Libya right over the sea. What's the big deal?

Speaker 4 (20:16):
I had?

Speaker 12 (20:16):
I had this all planned out already in my head.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
I'm glad you brought this up because I've been dwelling
on this a lot. I know it's a heavy topic,
but I really feel like I would want to escape
at least in part by boat. I feel like boat
has to become part of it to make it more real,
don't you.

Speaker 12 (20:34):
Absolutely.

Speaker 11 (20:35):
I mean, what's the fun in just taking like a
beat up car somewhere, you know, transferring cars? No, dude,
I want I want at least I'll one up you
a little bit.

Speaker 12 (20:45):
I want at least three boats, three boat trips involved.
At a minimum.

Speaker 11 (20:48):
It could a river trip on the scent would be good,
that would count as one. But I'm just saying they were.
They were okay. But also they did drop the little
nugget that they were both dual citizens, one from Algeria
and one from Malli. And I guess that was a
botch job by the prosecutors because the case is still
ongoing and they think there's more people involved, and some.

Speaker 12 (21:09):
Dumb dumb came out and it's like, oh, yeah, we
got these two guys in custody.

Speaker 11 (21:13):
Here they are, and everybody's like, what are you doing.
We're still we don't want everybody to know that they're caught.
You know, this is what police do before they can
get their dragnet a little bit more and closed. So
kind of a botch job by the prosecutors as well.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Jesse speaking with BK, hosts of the World News with
BK podcast Shifting Gears domestically and sadly more serious, but
along the same lines, I continue to hear from people
they believe there is a professional group that is raiding
southern California, specifically the Los Angeles area. And I've heard

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this about places like New York. How many the entire
crews did we import into this country, BK.

Speaker 11 (21:53):
Well, see, now here is a group of slightly smarter people.
So this has been ongoing for a while. This has
been going on for several years now. But what they
are our visa restrictions were pretty lax.

Speaker 12 (22:04):
Right, I mean, I know for sure.

Speaker 11 (22:06):
One example was they found a great number of Chilean gangsters, gangbangers, whatever,
would just get a tourist visa, fly in, rob a
bunch of houses, and then bounce, you know, right away.
And if these guys were smart enough to keep all
of their flexing, the money and cash and stuff off

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of Instagram, they probably would never been caught as well.

Speaker 12 (22:29):
But they can't. They can't help themselves.

Speaker 11 (22:31):
At these so they do eventually get caught by the
Chilean authorities, But no, it is this huge thing. I
know at one point the La County District Attorney in
the state of California was like saying, hey, we need
to vet these that that specific country. There's probably several
other countries, but Chile specifically was a really bad problem.
Just guys coming in, looting houses, millionaires places and taken off.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, what do you know about Chile specifically, Beka, Because
when you think about Latin America and corrupt in Latin America,
that is not one that's on anybody's shortlist. Everyone's going
to talk about the Colombias and the Mexicos and that
kind of thing. But Chile, that long country on the
west coast of South America, it gets completely forgotten about.

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Did they have a problem.

Speaker 11 (23:17):
You know, it's hard to say the entire A lot
of those countries we previously thought were stable seem to
be kind of collapsing slow motion, right. I Mean, we
all know the story of Argentina with their new president,
Javier Malay coming in and he's vowed to lay waste
to a left wing bureacracy that's built up throughout the years,
and a lot of these South African countries do have

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a tremendous wealth gap between the very rich and very poor. Now,
of course the United States has that. But one thing
the United States has going forward, Jesse, is real vibrant capitalism,
where I don't care. Even in twenty twenty five, you
can come to the United States with nothing and become
a multimillionaire, if not a billionaire. You can't do that
in other countries. We take that for granted, the American

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success story, right, and a lot of these countries down
south don't have it because of massive amounts of corruption.
They are having chile An election coming up very very soon,
and they do believe they're run by left wingers, and
they do believe a right wing candidate may become the
president of Chile in the next election.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
So we'll see, now how right wing are we talking
about here, BK, because there is formally a fairly right
wing president by the name of Pinoche who got things
squared away there.

Speaker 11 (24:31):
For a while. I'll be honest with you, Jesse, I am,
like most of us, I am not well versed in
the intricacies of right wing Chilean nationalism politics.

Speaker 12 (24:42):
But I will tell you know, in other countries.

Speaker 11 (24:44):
You have this vision of the right wing in America,
right like super conservative. I mean, and then you talk
about like the right wing and let's say the UK,
and they're basically socialists who don't want the illegal aliens
coming in constantly.

Speaker 12 (24:56):
That you know in Germany is the same way.

Speaker 11 (24:59):
So they still want the universal healthcare and they still
don't mind the taxes.

Speaker 12 (25:03):
They're not like us.

Speaker 11 (25:04):
So I don't know if the Chilean people are that
kind of right wing or if they're even ready for
something of that, or they've been governed by socialists.

Speaker 12 (25:11):
For many, many years.

Speaker 11 (25:12):
Maybe they'd become fat and happy with the political the
social safety net.

Speaker 12 (25:16):
And maybe they won't want change. I mean, we've got
to see how it plays out. B Kay.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Do you have maybe just a few more minutes for me?
Because I wanted to ask you about a couple of
things as it relates to China. Actually, I really did
want to ask you about if you've ever been trained
on like stealing cars and stuff like that, because that
stuff is really cool. Do you have like five more minutes?

Speaker 12 (25:37):
Sure, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
All right, We're gonna come back with BKA.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show back with our friend
BK former Air Force PJ.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Which we'll get to that part actually in a minute.
B Kay, you are always over all over the disaster
that is Africa. They sadly just can never seem to
get that continent together. Christians are being massacred. What's the
latest and worst from that continent.

Speaker 11 (26:07):
I mean, Jesse, we just it's it's like it's never ending.
I feel like almost like a broken record whenever I
talk about Africa, because it usually just ends up like
with fifty people killed in the gas explosion, seventy five
killed in a jihad attack. I mean, it just it's
just a never ending drip of just horrible, horrible news,

(26:28):
and it's like it just never stops. I mean, we
I don't know, I have yet to look into this story,
but Jesse, I'm one of the few people who's been
covering the horrible, horrible civil war in Sudan that's happened.
That's been going on for about two years, and I
covered very, very a lot since the very beginning, and
I just read I'm coming across headlines like over four

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hundred and sixty people killed at a hospital in western Dharform.
So they're like ruthless all of this niceties, these law
of armed constant things that we go through.

Speaker 12 (27:02):
These are savages. These people over there, They.

Speaker 11 (27:06):
Literally will go through a hospital and just murder patients
in their beds. So it's a level of brutality that
we don't see very often because, as you know, Jesse,
they don't show very graphic stuff often in the mainstream media.

Speaker 12 (27:22):
And even in the UH even on social media.

Speaker 11 (27:24):
It's hard to get it because it's constantly censored. But
you know, they've been fighting over there for two years.
You rarely hear about it.

Speaker 12 (27:30):
All eyes, of.

Speaker 11 (27:31):
Course were on Ukraine and Gods of the whole time.
In Africa is just this gigantic, forgotten place. It's the
wild wild West out there.

Speaker 12 (27:40):
Anything goes.

Speaker 11 (27:40):
I don't even know how they begin to come together
because you have so many of those old tribal rules
who do not want to come under the national government,
and that's just the way they are.

Speaker 12 (27:53):
And I don't know how you change that.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Kay. On kind of a macro level, I guess, I
guess I find it fascinating because Africa looks so beautiful,
and I know it's so resource rich. It just from
the outside looking in, it's it should be prosperous at
least after a certain period of time. There's always gonna
be wars and that I get that, But after a
certain period of time, that's the kind of place that
should have its act together. And why does this it's

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never ending?

Speaker 12 (28:21):
I don't you know, it's a great question, Jesse. I mean,
we all know about the legacy of.

Speaker 11 (28:25):
Colonialism in Africa, European colonialism, who oftentimes did horrible things,
oftentimes did take many, many resources. But that kind of
has been over now for a good what like six
decades or so, and it's like, come on, guys, like
it's time to get it together. And I think basically
the answer why is won the tribalism. I think just

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corruption is just completely rampant. I mean, we know, we
we all know the old jokes about former African dictators
like Robert mcgabe and these guys like traveling around on
private jet with their precious jewel encrusted STAPs and stuff
like that, and it's like, well, well, people literally don't
know if they'll get enough water to.

Speaker 12 (29:06):
Drink that day. I mean, say what you will. At
the United States, We're.

Speaker 11 (29:09):
Nowhere near that level. Uh, And so I don't I
don't know how you get around it. I mean, there's
coups constantly in Africa. I know at least five or
six right now are ruled by a military junta who promise,
of course, to have elections in the very near future.
I'm sure, but I don't know how you fix anything
like that.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, the elections maybe next week. We're just
trying to work out the logistics on the whole thing.

Speaker 12 (29:32):
Absolutely.

Speaker 11 (29:33):
B K.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Did they ever teach you how to escape from cops
and stuff like that with with super fancy spectops driving stuff?

Speaker 11 (29:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, Actually I got a lot. I got
a little bit of that in the military side, but
I actually got a lot more of it on the
on the overseas contracting side, where they would send us routinely. Yeah,
they would send us routinely these high speed driving schools,
Like one was on the campus of the Louisiana State
Police and they had the full track and everything right,
and we got to they had to show you exactly

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what a.

Speaker 12 (30:03):
Car can do.

Speaker 11 (30:03):
They had these old Crown Vics with the anti lock
brake system turned off, so it was all you know,
you controlling wheels and just throwing these cars around the
track and of course you got to do the same
thing with the up barbared suburbans and people are spinning.

Speaker 12 (30:19):
Out all over the place. It was it was a blast.
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 11 (30:23):
My gosh, I've so yet another bullet point, Yet another
bullet point, Jesse on the international heist resume along with
the great hair.

Speaker 12 (30:32):
Of course, let's not it.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Don't well, look, don't I don't think you're going to
be the wheelman. BK. I'm going to be the wheelman.
We need you to go do other things like ropes, roping.

Speaker 11 (30:42):
Want I want to be directly involved. I want to
put my hands on the loot.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
All right. On a serious note, when it comes to
PMCs and you you we talked about things like the
genocide of Christians in places like Africa.

Speaker 12 (30:55):
What what are.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
The laws around a large PMC sorry private military contractor
for those and may not know, a large mercenary group
PMC going over there and providing some level of protection.
I'm not saying engage in a war, but can't we
send somebody.

Speaker 11 (31:13):
Right well, Jesse, as you probably know, this has come
up before right in Iraq with the private military companies
and it's like, what do you do. You have to
have protection that is granted not only by the host
country government but by the US government. So those are
two big things, because if you just want to go
and run around Africa and act like say and act

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like a bodyguard or something, you're more than welcome to
do that, and you'll probably end up either dead or
in some African dungeon. No, I would not enter. I've
turned down several of these weird, very shady jobs to
big air quotes here go to Africa and make money,
and I'm like, well, I'm at the point of my
life if I don't have a diplomatic passport, if I

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don't have cover from the US government saying yes, we
are blessing off on this weird responsible for forget it.

Speaker 12 (32:00):
I'm not going it's not worth it.

Speaker 11 (32:02):
I mean, we saw that right when those goofballs went
down to Venezuela to never throw the federal government. And
fun story, Jesse, I actually used to work with one
of those guys, That's the true story. And you end
up in Venezueale prison for a year like you just
can't out you every day.

Speaker 12 (32:19):
I'm sorry, but you know what I mean. I came
over that rare slip there, Jesse, I.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Was that's okay, that's okay, BK's there's a delay. Jewish
producer Chris has already beat that. You don't have to
concern yourself with it.

Speaker 12 (32:34):
Actually, thank you Jewish producer Chris.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
He is the host host of the World News with
BK podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
If you want to go where that kind of stuff
is not beeped and highly interesting, go check it out.
My brother. Thank you, as always, I appreciate it, Chris.
Could you even imagine what the food is like in
an African prison? Oh my gosh, it's gotta be so bad,

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at least in Venezuela that you're getting some beans or something. Right,
You're gonna get some torteas something. Maybe it may not
be great because the people themselves outside the prisoner are starving,
but I would think they're gonna get some chips. It's
gotta be a chip every now and then.