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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Jessie Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yes, it's an ask doctor Jesse Friday in Amazing Friday
as we cruise into the weekend Thanksgivings almost here, and
we are.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Going to have such a great show tonight. The Democrats,
the communists who put out that video calling for subversives
in the CIA and military to step up, They're they're
now playing the victim. We're going to talk about communists, antics,
tactics here in just a moment. Got a bunch of
emails about Trump's comments about American workers and stuff like that.
(00:45):
I'm gon let you have your say. I had my
say yesterday. We'll touch on that. We are going to
get to what happens if the government switches back into
their hands. What's my favorite airline snack? All that Hamburger
helper and so much more coming up tonight on the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's rewind a little bit,
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just to set the table here first, I'm not actually
focusing as much on what those senators and members of
the House of Representatives said when they called for members
of the military and CIA to subvert the Trump administration.
That's really not the point of what we're about to
talk about, this is more of an understanding communist tactics thing,
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all right, because they're doing something today, it's obvious what
they're doing. They do these kinds of things all the time,
and they do this because it's effective. It's effective unless
you recognize it. So let's just rewind you heard it.
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I've played it for you the last couple of days.
Democrat senators, Democrat members of the House, produce, edit, and
publish this.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Americans trust their military with that trust.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Is at risk.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
This administration is pitting our uniform military.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And intelligence community professionals against American citizens like us.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You all swore an oath.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
To protect and defend this constitution.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Right now, the threats to our constitution aren't just coming
from broad but from right here at home.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Our laws are clear.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
You can refuse illegal orders.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You can refuse illegal orders. You must refuse illegal orders.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
No one has to carry out orders that violate the
law or our constitution.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We know this is hard, and.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, you get you got it. You got it. So
today if you notice patterns, and I'm sure you do today,
actually about the last twenty four hours, what has happened,
well in the wake of that, Trump put up a
social media post saying something that sedition treason, which and
that that honestly, it's pretty much what it is. That's
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a jaw dropping thing that we should never normalize. But
there is no there's no bottom for Democrats now they're
completely unhinged. Donald Trump's sedition treason. Well, now every single
person in that video has gone to the media and
said things like this, This is Senator Mark Kelley.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Okay, it says we are in uncharted waters. I mean,
I never expected, after serving twenty five years in the Navy,
flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the space Shuttle,
that now I've got to worry about my personal safety
and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already
nearly assassinated because of something the President said.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
He was Jim Crow.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
This morning, President Donald Trump threatened to have me arrested
and executed simply for reminding our service members of their
oaths to follow the Constitution and to defend the rule
of law. I've taken many oaths throughout my life as
a combat veteran, a paratrooper, and Army ranger, and now
as a member of Congress that is a lifetime oath
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for me. I will never stop defending it and upholding
that sacred obligation.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Here's Maddie Goodlander.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Look, I never.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Thought that simply and clearly stating federal law, whatever cause
the President of the United States, the commander in chief
to threaten violence against me and members of Congress. Look,
our message is clear to our service members, and I
think it's a really important one in this moment.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Our laws are clear.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
We all take an oath to the same Constitution.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
And it is.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Here.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Is what communists do. They do it all the time,
and they do it because it works. As you know,
as we talk about all the time, they are revolutionaries.
They are trying to infiltrate everything good, subvert it, use
it for the revolution, and burn it all down. That
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is what they're trying to do. They oftentimes will push
too far. It's just Look, it's hard to infiltrate something
forever without getting caught. You're going to push too far.
And because they have a demonic nature, it happens to
them really a lot. What happens when you get caught,
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What happens when you push too far? Play the victim.
The second you push too far, when the hammer comes down,
play the victim. It has been an extremely extremely effective
way they've been able to infiltrate Western societies. It doesn't
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work as well in other parts of the world that
have kind of different value systems, like if you look
at if you look at places like Singapore. I'm not
saying we want to be like Singapore, of course, but
if you look at places like Singapore when they had
a communist problem, they just ran them all out of
the country or through them in prison immediately. God, you
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can't do that, Yes I can't. Gone, goodbye, crack down, immediately, gone,
no communist problem. By the way, Singapore flourishing, rich, clean,
everything else. But in Western civilization, Christian based Western civilization,
cries of your being too mean. Don't do that, Jesus said,
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turn the other cheek. Why are you being mean? Is
that the Christian thing to do have been used to
great effect on good people to stop communists from ever
being stopped. For lack of a better way to put it,
they infiltrate, they pushed too far, They do something bad.
The second someone speaks out against it, a's whoa quit
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being a fascist? What do you?
Speaker 9 (06:48):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
But we have to recognize it for what it is.
I've told you this story before the fact, I think
I told it again, and I know I told it
again recently about when there was a town here and
they had the the lesbian militant anti gun communists getting
ready to leave the Fourth of July parade, and we
led this campaign. A lot of people participated to get
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her kicked out. Got her kicked out. All right, she
was gone. So she leaves. She says, all right, I'm
not gonna do the parade. I'm leaving. What did she do?
She went to the media. Media started calling her, and
she immediately immediately said, I'm receiving death threats. There have
been death threats. I'm receiving death threats. The media started
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running with that story, blaming me for death threats. She's asked,
can we see them? Can I show them to us?
I'm out, you know what, I'm just done with this.
I'm out of the country. Of course, because there were
never any death threats at all. But because she's a
trained communist, she understands the tactics. They just work perfectly,
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and the media goes with them. And half the time
the media won't even ask you to verify death threats
death threats. I've been receiving death threats. These death threats
are crazy death threats, and immediately they the bad guy,
the subversive, the infiltrator. Immediately he becomes the victim. The
way to defeat this tactic is simply to recognize it.
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This is not a one off. Like I said, it's
really not about the video or the response from today.
It's not about the dune parade thing again that I
brought up. This is something they use all the time.
Jasmine Crockett actually just did it. Stacey Plaskett, Democrat, Member
of the House, texting with Jeffrey Epstein, who was already
a criminal at the time, during a committee hearing and
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Epstein is feeding her questions. It could on its face,
it just looks bad in every possible way. It's unbelievable.
Stacey Plaskett has it resigned. So what to do? What
to do when you are caught red handed doing something terrible?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
Well, you're the victor, folks who also took money from somebody.
Wrong button Because I'm sorry, but like, we don't have
ethical rules that say that you can't receive text messages
or you can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody
has a certain record and you can't do it in committee.
We obvious sitting on our phones, and yes, people be texting.
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I mean our staff texts us, like everybody text us.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Like people be texting.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
I remember when I had the bleached blind situation. You
know who was texting me?
Speaker 9 (09:23):
My pastor?
Speaker 10 (09:23):
Okay, So, like, let me be clear, there is no
ethical violation. And so the idea or the audacity to
decide that you want to strip a black woman of
her committee assignment because she was texting with Epstein.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Are you gonna do this to a black woman. She
was caught red handed doing terrible things, possibly even illegal things.
What do you are you? Are you doing this to
a black woman? We'd be texting extremely effective. They use
it because it works. It stops working the second you
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recognize it and decide you're never going to let them
do that to you. Never let the communist demons be
the victim when they're caught doing something wrong. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and ask
doctor Jesse Friday. I should note that I referred to
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Democrat Communist congressman last segment as Jim Crow when his
name is Jason Crowe. If you'd like to know who's
responsible for that, well, look, what have I told you
about leadership? Leadership means never taking responsibility for anything you do.
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That's what people underneath you are for. You pass the
blame down to people underneath you, thus making yourself look better.
Jewish producer Chris Corey on the sound list, they listed
his name as Jim Crow. That's in their defense. They're
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really stupid. I the smart one, know his actual name,
and yet I read Jim Crow. So what, Chris? What?
Don't blame Corey? Chris? Now Chris is blaming Corey. Now
Chris is blaming Corey. Yes, Chris, I can blame you.
You know what? Actually that is true. Immediately passed the buck.
Now there's no one left for Corey to pass it to.
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Way to go, idiot, And back to what we were saying,
What is the point? What do I actually think the
point was of that video? Why do that? Okay? So
Alissa Slotkin, Mark Kelly, those are the two biggest shots
in that video because they're United States senators, right. Alissa
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Slotkin is a Democrat from Michigan. Mark Kelly's a Democrat
from Arizona. Why does that matter? Well, if this was
Elizabeth Warren or and Chris Murphy to two senators from
hardcore blue places, super super blue places, that would be
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one conversation. But Elissa Slotkin Mark Kelly, they represent purple states.
They both are senators from states where Donald Trump won.
So here's what, here's a dilemma they have. Alissa Slotkin
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cannot do the Elizabeth Warren routine. She can't do the
Chuck Schumer routine, the Dick Durbin routine. She can't go
out there and be Chay Gavera. She's she can't. Michigan
is not that blue. It's just not. She can't do it.
Mark Kelly is in the exact same predicament in Arizona.
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He can't be Chris Murphy. He can't act like a
senator from California or Oregon. He can't be Fidel Castro.
He has to do it differently. But how do you
do it differently? Well, there are going to be times
where Alissa Slotkin or Mark Kelly they can't quite go
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far as far as the communist base of the Democrat
Party wants them to go. They can't. They can't because
they'll lose elections if they do it. So how do
you make up for that? You make up for that
by putting out things occasionally that make you look like
a bomb throwing communist like the Democrat base wants. Do
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you want a right wing version of this? You know
what a right wing version of this is? Immigration. I've
talked about this forever. The Republican Party, the Republican base
is sick of illegal immigration, right sick to death of it.
Republican politicians oftentimes will screw us over repeatedly on huge
important issues. But you know what they will do when
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it matters or when they think you're watching. Let's say,
you know what, I have a perfect example of this.
John McCain used to make Republican voters mad all the
time because he'd vote with the communists on this or
the communists on that. Used to make Republican voters mad
all the time. John McCain all of a sudden has
to run, Not all of a sudden had to run
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for reelection. I'm living in Arizona at the time. Now,
this is Gang of Eight amnesty. John McCain, who routinely
made the Republican base mad boom its primary season. What
ads were on the television every other commercial in Arizona.
I'm gonna build the wall.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
I'm John McCain, and I'm gonna deport every one of
these illegal aliens, scumbags. We're gonna get these people. At
what's he doing. He's finding an issue. He's finding something
that makes the base uniquely fired up, that makes you
and me look at it on the TV and go, yeah,
deport them all. And in that moment, we forget about
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all the other crap, We forget about everything else you
don't like, because in that moment, he's feeding me something
I never get, not even from him.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And I'm finally I'm standing up off the couch. Yes,
got up, deport them all. This is the communist version of.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
That Americans trust their military with.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
That trust is at risk.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
This administration is pitting our uniform military.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
And intelligence community professionals.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Against American citizens like us.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You all swore an oath. That's what that was. That
was Elissa Slotkin and Mark Kelly putting up a shield,
not from you, not from Trump. That was them trying
to put up a shield between them and their rabid
communist base. We have a situation that we've seen play
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out time and time again. We're watching it. It's happening
as we speak. Democrat politicians are afraid of their communist base.
The average Democrat voter now is a communist and they
demand communism. That's what they want. Every poll shows it.
They like socialism more than capitalism. That they believe boys
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can become girls. That these people have lost their freaking minds.
If you're a Democrat senator from the state of Michigan,
you can't campaign on that. You can be a Democrat,
you can't campaign on that. What's your base gonna do?
They're gonna tear you apart. We already had an Arizona
senator who went Bye bye, Kristen Cinema. She was a Democrat.
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She tried to do that middle of the road moderate thing,
see ya, one term base tossed around. That's what you're seeing, Jesse, Kelly,
Joe on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. It's the weekend time,
and you know what we're gonna do on the weekend.
We be texting because.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
I'm sorry, but like we don't have ethical like rules
that say that you can't receive text messages or you
can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has a
certain record and you can't do it in committee. We
obvious sitting on our phones. And yes, people be texting.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
People be texting. What Chris, people be texting? Fellas, I
just made an executive decision. That's gotta be on the soundboard.
It does look people be texting Chris. All right, people
be texting. No, no, Chris, No, it has to be there.
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Come on, that's people be texting Chris. All right, all right,
all right, let's I'm gonna brings. I went off yesterday
at the beginning of the show about the the messaging
out of the Trump White House about the h one
b's and the foreigners and things like that. And you
wrote a bunch of emails and actually, I'm gonna let
you have your say. I'm gonna read them, and just
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for reference in case you've been under a rock, it's
now two times he said this. This was him with
Laura ah.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
One b visa thing will not be a big priority
for your administration. Becuse, if you want to raise wages
for American workers, you can't flood the country with tens
of thousands or hundreds.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Of And we also do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
When we come to your talent and you know you
don't know, you don't We don't have talented people.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Now you don't have you don't have certain talents, and
you have to people have to learn. You can't take
people off an unemployed like an unemployment line and say
I'm going to put you into a factory who we're
going to make missiles.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Right.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
He caught a lot of flat for that, but then
stood up in front of the Saudis. This was at
a Saudi event.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
And so to bring people to get those plants opened.
We want you to do that, and we want them
those people to teach our people how to make computer
chips and how to make other things. You can't come in,
and I'm explaining, you can't come in open up a
massive computer chip factory for billions and billions of dollars
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like is being done in Arizona, and think you're going
to hire people off an unemployment line to run it.
They're going to have to bring thousands of people with them,
and I'm going to welcome those people.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
Now.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
I love my conservative friends, I love MAGA, but this
is MAGA and those people are going to teach our
people how to make computer chips, and in a short
period of time, our people are going to be doing
great and those people can go home where they probably
always want to be. You know, when people are born someplace,
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they tend.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
To want to go.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
And we have the greatest country in the world, but
they want to go.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
And yeah, they they're dying to go back to India.
You can tell, you can definitely tell. All right, So
I'm gonna read it because I had my say yesterday.
I'll give you yours. Jesse. I worked for a computer company.
They thought they could save money by making circuit boards
in Mexico, provided no training, and things would be great.
The rejection rate of the boards was one hundred percent. Oops.
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It took one year of extremely talented people to get
the rejection rate to fifty percent. Costs more to make
the boards in Mexico after four years. Maybe Americans are smart,
so one and so forth. Okay, Jesse Trump is a
smart man. Why we didn't let all those communists into
our workforce to sabotage our industry. Some people disagree with
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my take, Jesse, I love you, love your show again.
He was cool. This guy's cool about It's fine to
disagree and you're making way too big of a deal
out of an obvious misstatement by Trump about training for
American workers. He never said they're too dumb, so on
and so forth. That's a huge mistake on your part,
not his. Okay, you're making a bigger deal. He didn't
mean anything bad or evil. You're helping the left. Chill out, please,
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All right, there's lots of these, Jesse. Thank you for
what you do. Listen to your comments about what Trump said.
I could be wrong, but my guess is that was
part of the deal he made with those countries to
get factories, so on and so forth. Okay, so look,
all these are great points, all these and this is
a fraction of the emails we got. It came pouring in,
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and look, everybody was cool about it. Some some are
mad at Trump, some some are mad at me, but
cool about it. It's totally fine to be mad at me. Disagree, Jesse,
I don't agree, Jesse. He's right, Jesse, lay off, Jesse.
So so let's let me just explain this. This is
the This is just my point on it. If if
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you've been abusing something, I'll use alcoholics. It's one of
the easiest ones to use if I actually have I
have a dinner tonight with a friend after work. I
have to go out. I have to work. I have
to have dinner with a friend. I say have to
because well, it's not a fun evening. I have to
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talk to him about something. He's going through something once
in my help or whatever. But this friend I'm actually
going to dinner with tonight. Don't worry. He doesn't listen
to the show. And I'm not gonna name him anyway.
He for a long time struggled with drugs and alcohol badly,
really really really badly. We're talking. I think he did
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a year in rehab, a long time in one of
the closed in rehab clinics. Like, you're not going home.
You want to go see him, You have to go
visit him that badly. So tonight when we go to dinner,
I don't know where we're going yet. I can't order
a beer. I can't, not even one. He has struggled
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with it to the point that it would be wrong
for me to order a beer. All right, when it
comes to the subject of immigration, all your points are valid.
And by the way, I really agree with the one
with one of you who said this is probably part
of the deal Trump struck. You know, you strike a
deal with Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia says, or this is
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just hypothetical. Saudi Arabia says, Yeah, we'll come build a
huge plant in Arizona. But if we come build this plant,
you have to bring a thousand of our workers with you.
That you're probably right, probably part of the deal. And
let's also understand that Trump speaks off the cuff and
honestly so it wasn't put the best way, especially the
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Ingram interview. We don't have talent here, No, you can't. Okay,
maybe wasn't message right. My point is not even necessarily
about the chip factory or the thousands, thousands of workers.
My point is Americans who are patriots, the American right,
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not talking about the Communists. For decades and decades, in decades,
we have been drowning in foreigners coming into this country illegally,
I legally and pillaging what is ours, decades of it,
tens of millions of them. Did you know that roughly
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all we can do is estimate roughly fifteen percent of
the country are foreigners. Now just wrap your mind around
that fifteen percent. Decades of that, after decades of that,
decades of that abuse the American people, Even if you
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struck a deal, even if it has to be done,
even if it's temporary, even if you're right about this
or that, even if the American people don't want to
hear this.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Saying, will not be a big priority for your administration,
because if you want to raise wages for American workers,
you can't flood the country with tens of thousands or
hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
We also do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
When we do talent we don't.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Have, it doesn't land well. My point was not specifically
about the actual factory in Arizona. And as I've said,
we are now and I believe I think I saw
a number two point three million foreigners, a reduction in
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foreigners in the country in the first eleven months of
Trump's presidency. They're doing good. American jobs are rising, foreign
jobs are lowering the legs. They're doing good on the
subject of immigration. They're doing good. My problem is the messaging.
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That messaging is terrible. And when I hear terrible message,
messaging that's gonna kill us in the midterms that I'm
starting to hear from my normy neighbors about I'm going
to freak out because I love my country. I don't
want the communists to take it back over, and I
want to raise such a stink that the bad messaging stops.
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Rush Limbaugh talked about Trump about this before, about how
about how because he's not a traditional conservative, sometimes he'll
say something just because he's speaking honestly, he'll say something
that lands like a freaking lead balloon on the right.
And that's what he's doing now. It's what he used
to do when he was trying to pitch that crappy
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non vaccine he was selling, and that eventually he backed off.
He doesn't back off if we don't raise a stink.
My point was the messaging, it's gotta stop no more.
Let that be the last speech we hear about how
badly we need foreigners because Americans don't have talent. Let's
never hear that again ever. Ever is the Jesse Kelly
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Show on a Wonderful Friday, And asked doctor Jesse Friday,
and you can get your questions emailed in still We're
live here Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's chop
away at some of these Jesse. What do you do?
What do you eat while flying? I'm guessing you bring
snacks because of the tiny little bag of peanuts, while
fitting in your hands perfectly, doesn't fill your stomach. Well.
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For one, these airplanes don't serve peanuts anymore. And you
can thank all these ridiculous peanut allergies for these things. Now,
we don't get freaking peanuts on the plane. I don't
eat airplane food pretty much universally, no matter what it is.
You know how, they don't sell like the snack boxes
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or certing or if you're sitting up in first class,
they'll serve you some sorry frigging meal. No, no, no, no,
not doing that. I don't do that. I don't want it.
It's it's awful every single time. The juice isn't worth
the squeeze. I'm sitting there, I'm reading a book or
something like that. I have to pull out the arm
rest thing I have to, But my neighbor, I just
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don't do it. The food sucks every time, so I
don't do it. I I try to eat something in
the airport before I go. I'm not a huge snacker
because I am not a I don't have a big
sweet tooth. I'm a salty guy. I like salty and savory,
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so I eat salty foods. My sodium levels must be
through the roof. What do you need when you eat
salt water? You need to drink something. I am six
foot eight. I do not want to pee in the airplane.
I will do alarming things to ensure I will not
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have to pee in the airplane. Do you understand I
need to try to explain this in a way that
will make you feel extreme empathy for me. Do you
understand that in a plane for me to pee, I
have to walk into the bathroom, put up the seat.
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I have to half squat. If you can picture my
knees after I've unzipped, I have to kind of half squat,
and then with my upper body with my neck. As
I half squat, I have to bend myself over to
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the side. I always bend to the right. I'm not
sure what that is, probably a psychological thing. I half
squat and bend myself to the right, and then I
have to like jut my hips forward to ensure I
hit the ball. And I have to hold this half
squat bent over position for as long as it takes
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to be. Do you have any idea how insanely uncomfortable
that is? And if there's turbulence, and of course there's
always turbulence the second you get into the bathroom. I
have to do this while trying not to smash my
head into the roof. It's not a small thing. It's
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not a small thing. I know most people think, what's
the big deal, what's the big deal? Well, it's not
a big deal for you, midget. You fit in the
overhead compartment. It's a big deal for me. I don't
fit in the freaking bathroom, so I don't snack much
when I travel. What Chris Chris said, that's why we
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need the Jesse Kelly Show tour bus. Chris, have you
ever been on a bus, buddy? They ever been on
like a like a bus, a big bus. Have you
been in those bathrooms? But haven't? They're not better than
the plane bathrooms. In fact, that a lot of ways
they're worse. I actually got locked in one of those
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bathrooms for two hours one time. I ever tell you that.
I was on the basketball team in high school and
it was our freshman year and I got to travel
with the Don't worry, I was horrible at basketball, by
the way, but I got to travel with the varsity
team and I went back to use the bathroom, and
little did I know, one of the hazing rituals for
the freshman basketball players was if you went and used
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the bathroom, they would lock the door on you from
the outside. And they locked the door on me from
the outside. And I spent two hours in the bus
bathroom on a basketball trip. I have PTSD to this day.
I wake up with nightmares. What Chris the Jesse Kelly
showed tour bus will have a big bathroom. Where were
we gonna put that? Chris, You can't just magically add
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square footage to the bus. It's a bus. It can't be.
It's not going to be a double decker bus. Those
are a safety hazard. Then you can't ever go anywhere Windy.
I guess we're just k not going to visit Kansas.
I'm telling you no, no, no. And by the way,
road trips suck. Okay, everyone knows road trips suck. I've
taken so many. I've driven across the country so many
times in my life, and every time you get where
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you're going and you're just stopping. What Chris what Chris said,
not in a tour bus. Will we have our own
fridge microwave? All right, all right, I'm listening. If we
get a comfortable bed that fits me, Yeah, that's exactly,
(32:31):
see exactly. This works out great for you too. This
doesn't work out well for me at all. I'm gonna
be sitting up on the uncomfortable couch eating hot pockets
while you two are racked out in the back not
doing it anyway. Uh. If I do have to buy
a snack at the little store or something like that,
I will usually try to buy a protein drink in
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white cheddar cheese. Its which is odd because I never
buy white cheddar cheese it's really at any other time
in my life. But when I travel, there's something about
white chetty cheeses that just reaches out of me, probably
because it coats your hands in a fine white powder,
then then gets all over your travel clothes. And OB
gets upset when I get something on my pants, and
so that's really probably what it is. It's a deep
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desire to aggravate Ob whenever I have, whenever I find
the opportunity, as all good husbands do. All right, let's
talk about Gavin new Gavin Newsom winning the presidency, God forbid.
Some guy wants to talk about the VA and veterans
stealing benefits, if you will, making chicken for Thanksgiving? Human beings?
(33:38):
Why did we finally make a shift on slavery? All
that and more Hang on
Jessie Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yes, it's an ask doctor Jesse Friday in Amazing Friday
as we cruise into the weekend Thanksgivings almost here, and
we are.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Going to have such a great show tonight. The Democrats,
the communists who put out that video calling for subversives
in the CIA and military to step up, They're they're
now playing the victim. We're going to talk about communists, antics,
tactics here in just a moment. Got a bunch of
emails about Trump's comments about American workers and stuff like that.
(00:45):
I'm gon let you have your say. I had my
say yesterday. We'll touch on that. We are going to
get to what happens if the government switches back into
their hands. What's my favorite airline snack? All that Hamburger
helper and so much more coming up tonight on the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's rewind a little bit,
(01:06):
just to set the table here first, I'm not actually
focusing as much on what those senators and members of
the House of Representatives said when they called for members
of the military and CIA to subvert the Trump administration.
That's really not the point of what we're about to
talk about, this is more of an understanding communist tactics thing,
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all right, because they're doing something today, it's obvious what
they're doing. They do these kinds of things all the time,
and they do this because it's effective. It's effective unless
you recognize it. So let's just rewind you heard it.
(01:49):
I've played it for you the last couple of days.
Democrat senators, Democrat members of the House, produce, edit, and
publish this.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Americans trust their military with that trust.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Is at risk.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
This administration is pitting our uniform military.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And intelligence community professionals against American citizens like us.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You all swore an oath.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
To protect and defend this constitution.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Right now, the threats to our constitution aren't just coming
from broad but from right here at home.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Our laws are clear.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
You can refuse illegal orders.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
You can refuse illegal orders. You must refuse illegal orders.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
No one has to carry out orders that violate the
law or our constitution.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We know this is hard, and.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, you get you got it. You got it. So
today if you notice patterns, and I'm sure you do today,
actually about the last twenty four hours, what has happened,
well in the wake of that, Trump put up a
social media post saying something that sedition treason, which and
that that honestly, it's pretty much what it is. That's
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a jaw dropping thing that we should never normalize. But
there is no there's no bottom for Democrats now they're
completely unhinged. Donald Trump's sedition treason. Well, now every single
person in that video has gone to the media and
said things like this, This is Senator Mark Kelley.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Okay, it says we are in uncharted waters. I mean,
I never expected, after serving twenty five years in the Navy,
flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the space Shuttle,
that now I've got to worry about my personal safety
and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already
nearly assassinated because of something the President said.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
He was Jim Crow.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
This morning, President Donald Trump threatened to have me arrested
and executed simply for reminding our service members of their
oaths to follow the Constitution and to defend the rule
of law. I've taken many oaths throughout my life as
a combat veteran, a paratrooper, and Army ranger, and now
as a member of Congress that is a lifetime oath
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for me. I will never stop defending it and upholding
that sacred obligation.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Here's Maddie Goodlander.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Look, I never.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Thought that simply and clearly stating federal law, whatever cause
the President of the United States, the commander in chief
to threaten violence against me and members of Congress. Look,
our message is clear to our service members, and I
think it's a really important one in this moment.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Our laws are clear.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
We all take an oath to the same Constitution.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
And it is.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Here.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Is what communists do. They do it all the time,
and they do it because it works. As you know,
as we talk about all the time, they are revolutionaries.
They are trying to infiltrate everything good, subvert it, use
it for the revolution, and burn it all down. That
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is what they're trying to do. They oftentimes will push
too far. It's just Look, it's hard to infiltrate something
forever without getting caught. You're going to push too far.
And because they have a demonic nature, it happens to
them really a lot. What happens when you get caught,
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What happens when you push too far? Play the victim.
The second you push too far, when the hammer comes down,
play the victim. It has been an extremely extremely effective
way they've been able to infiltrate Western societies. It doesn't
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work as well in other parts of the world that
have kind of different value systems, like if you look
at if you look at places like Singapore. I'm not
saying we want to be like Singapore, of course, but
if you look at places like Singapore when they had
a communist problem, they just ran them all out of
the country or through them in prison immediately. God, you
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can't do that, Yes I can't. Gone, goodbye, crack down, immediately, gone,
no communist problem. By the way, Singapore flourishing, rich, clean,
everything else. But in Western civilization, Christian based Western civilization,
cries of your being too mean. Don't do that, Jesus said,
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turn the other cheek. Why are you being mean? Is
that the Christian thing to do have been used to
great effect on good people to stop communists from ever
being stopped. For lack of a better way to put it,
they infiltrate, they pushed too far, They do something bad.
The second someone speaks out against it, a's whoa quit
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being a fascist? What do you?
Speaker 9 (06:48):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
But we have to recognize it for what it is.
I've told you this story before the fact, I think
I told it again, and I know I told it
again recently about when there was a town here and
they had the the lesbian militant anti gun communists getting
ready to leave the Fourth of July parade, and we
led this campaign. A lot of people participated to get
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her kicked out. Got her kicked out. All right, she
was gone. So she leaves. She says, all right, I'm
not gonna do the parade. I'm leaving. What did she do?
She went to the media. Media started calling her, and
she immediately immediately said, I'm receiving death threats. There have
been death threats. I'm receiving death threats. The media started
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running with that story, blaming me for death threats. She's asked,
can we see them? Can I show them to us?
I'm out, you know what, I'm just done with this.
I'm out of the country. Of course, because there were
never any death threats at all. But because she's a
trained communist, she understands the tactics. They just work perfectly,
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and the media goes with them. And half the time
the media won't even ask you to verify death threats
death threats. I've been receiving death threats. These death threats
are crazy death threats, and immediately they the bad guy,
the subversive, the infiltrator. Immediately he becomes the victim. The
way to defeat this tactic is simply to recognize it.
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This is not a one off. Like I said, it's
really not about the video or the response from today.
It's not about the dune parade thing again that I
brought up. This is something they use all the time.
Jasmine Crockett actually just did it. Stacey Plaskett, Democrat, Member
of the House, texting with Jeffrey Epstein, who was already
a criminal at the time, during a committee hearing and
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Epstein is feeding her questions. It could on its face,
it just looks bad in every possible way. It's unbelievable.
Stacey Plaskett has it resigned. So what to do? What
to do when you are caught red handed doing something terrible?
Speaker 10 (08:51):
Well, you're the victor, folks who also took money from somebody.
Wrong button Because I'm sorry, but like, we don't have
ethical rules that say that you can't receive text messages
or you can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody
has a certain record and you can't do it in committee.
We obvious sitting on our phones, and yes, people be texting.
(09:14):
I mean our staff texts us, like everybody text us.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Like people be texting.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
I remember when I had the bleached blind situation. You
know who was texting me?
Speaker 9 (09:23):
My pastor?
Speaker 10 (09:23):
Okay, So, like, let me be clear, there is no
ethical violation. And so the idea or the audacity to
decide that you want to strip a black woman of
her committee assignment because she was texting with Epstein.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Are you gonna do this to a black woman. She
was caught red handed doing terrible things, possibly even illegal things.
What do you are you? Are you doing this to
a black woman? We'd be texting extremely effective. They use
it because it works. It stops working the second you
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recognize it and decide you're never going to let them
do that to you. Never let the communist demons be
the victim when they're caught doing something wrong. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and ask
doctor Jesse Friday. I should note that I referred to
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Democrat Communist congressman last segment as Jim Crow when his
name is Jason Crowe. If you'd like to know who's
responsible for that, well, look, what have I told you
about leadership? Leadership means never taking responsibility for anything you do.
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That's what people underneath you are for. You pass the
blame down to people underneath you, thus making yourself look better.
Jewish producer Chris Corey on the sound list, they listed
his name as Jim Crow. That's in their defense. They're
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really stupid. I the smart one, know his actual name,
and yet I read Jim Crow. So what, Chris? What?
Don't blame Corey? Chris? Now Chris is blaming Corey. Now
Chris is blaming Corey. Yes, Chris, I can blame you.
You know what? Actually that is true. Immediately passed the buck.
Now there's no one left for Corey to pass it to.
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Way to go, idiot, And back to what we were saying,
What is the point? What do I actually think the
point was of that video? Why do that? Okay? So
Alissa Slotkin, Mark Kelly, those are the two biggest shots
in that video because they're United States senators, right. Alissa
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Slotkin is a Democrat from Michigan. Mark Kelly's a Democrat
from Arizona. Why does that matter? Well, if this was
Elizabeth Warren or and Chris Murphy to two senators from
hardcore blue places, super super blue places, that would be
(12:15):
one conversation. But Elissa Slotkin Mark Kelly, they represent purple states.
They both are senators from states where Donald Trump won.
So here's what, here's a dilemma they have. Alissa Slotkin
(12:37):
cannot do the Elizabeth Warren routine. She can't do the
Chuck Schumer routine, the Dick Durbin routine. She can't go
out there and be Chay Gavera. She's she can't. Michigan
is not that blue. It's just not. She can't do it.
Mark Kelly is in the exact same predicament in Arizona.
(12:59):
He can't be Chris Murphy. He can't act like a
senator from California or Oregon. He can't be Fidel Castro.
He has to do it differently. But how do you
do it differently? Well, there are going to be times
where Alissa Slotkin or Mark Kelly they can't quite go
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far as far as the communist base of the Democrat
Party wants them to go. They can't. They can't because
they'll lose elections if they do it. So how do
you make up for that? You make up for that
by putting out things occasionally that make you look like
a bomb throwing communist like the Democrat base wants. Do
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you want a right wing version of this? You know
what a right wing version of this is? Immigration. I've
talked about this forever. The Republican Party, the Republican base
is sick of illegal immigration, right sick to death of it.
Republican politicians oftentimes will screw us over repeatedly on huge
important issues. But you know what they will do when
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it matters or when they think you're watching. Let's say,
you know what, I have a perfect example of this.
John McCain used to make Republican voters mad all the
time because he'd vote with the communists on this or
the communists on that. Used to make Republican voters mad
all the time. John McCain all of a sudden has
to run, Not all of a sudden had to run
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for reelection. I'm living in Arizona at the time. Now,
this is Gang of Eight amnesty. John McCain, who routinely
made the Republican base mad boom its primary season. What
ads were on the television every other commercial in Arizona.
I'm gonna build the wall.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
I'm John McCain, and I'm gonna deport every one of
these illegal aliens, scumbags. We're gonna get these people. At
what's he doing. He's finding an issue. He's finding something
that makes the base uniquely fired up, that makes you
and me look at it on the TV and go, yeah,
deport them all. And in that moment, we forget about
(15:14):
all the other crap, We forget about everything else you
don't like, because in that moment, he's feeding me something
I never get, not even from him.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And I'm finally I'm standing up off the couch. Yes,
got up, deport them all. This is the communist version of.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
That Americans trust their military with.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
That trust is at risk.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
This administration is pitting our uniform military.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
And intelligence community professionals.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Against American citizens like us.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You all swore an oath. That's what that was. That
was Elissa Slotkin and Mark Kelly putting up a shield,
not from you, not from Trump. That was them trying
to put up a shield between them and their rabid
communist base. We have a situation that we've seen play
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out time and time again. We're watching it. It's happening
as we speak. Democrat politicians are afraid of their communist base.
The average Democrat voter now is a communist and they
demand communism. That's what they want. Every poll shows it.
They like socialism more than capitalism. That they believe boys
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can become girls. That these people have lost their freaking minds.
If you're a Democrat senator from the state of Michigan,
you can't campaign on that. You can be a Democrat,
you can't campaign on that. What's your base gonna do?
They're gonna tear you apart. We already had an Arizona
senator who went Bye bye, Kristen Cinema. She was a Democrat.
(16:50):
She tried to do that middle of the road moderate thing,
see ya, one term base tossed around. That's what you're seeing, Jesse, Kelly,
Joe on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. It's the weekend time,
and you know what we're gonna do on the weekend.
We be texting because.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
I'm sorry, but like we don't have ethical like rules
that say that you can't receive text messages or you
can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has a
certain record and you can't do it in committee. We
obvious sitting on our phones. And yes, people be texting.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
People be texting. What Chris, people be texting? Fellas, I
just made an executive decision. That's gotta be on the soundboard.
It does look people be texting Chris. All right, people
be texting. No, no, Chris, No, it has to be there.
(17:48):
Come on, that's people be texting Chris. All right, all right,
all right, let's I'm gonna brings. I went off yesterday
at the beginning of the show about the the messaging
out of the Trump White House about the h one
b's and the foreigners and things like that. And you
wrote a bunch of emails and actually, I'm gonna let
you have your say. I'm gonna read them, and just
(18:11):
for reference in case you've been under a rock, it's
now two times he said this. This was him with
Laura ah.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
One b visa thing will not be a big priority
for your administration. Becuse, if you want to raise wages
for American workers, you can't flood the country with tens
of thousands or hundreds.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Of And we also do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
When we come to your talent and you know you
don't know, you don't We don't have talented people.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Now you don't have you don't have certain talents, and
you have to people have to learn. You can't take
people off an unemployed like an unemployment line and say
I'm going to put you into a factory who we're
going to make missiles.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Right.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
He caught a lot of flat for that, but then
stood up in front of the Saudis. This was at
a Saudi event.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
And so to bring people to get those plants opened.
We want you to do that, and we want them
those people to teach our people how to make computer
chips and how to make other things. You can't come in,
and I'm explaining, you can't come in open up a
massive computer chip factory for billions and billions of dollars
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like is being done in Arizona, and think you're going
to hire people off an unemployment line to run it.
They're going to have to bring thousands of people with them,
and I'm going to welcome those people.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
Now.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
I love my conservative friends, I love MAGA, but this
is MAGA and those people are going to teach our
people how to make computer chips, and in a short
period of time, our people are going to be doing
great and those people can go home where they probably
always want to be. You know, when people are born someplace,
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they tend.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
To want to go.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
And we have the greatest country in the world, but
they want to go.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
And yeah, they they're dying to go back to India.
You can tell, you can definitely tell. All right, So
I'm gonna read it because I had my say yesterday.
I'll give you yours. Jesse. I worked for a computer company.
They thought they could save money by making circuit boards
in Mexico, provided no training, and things would be great.
The rejection rate of the boards was one hundred percent. Oops.
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It took one year of extremely talented people to get
the rejection rate to fifty percent. Costs more to make
the boards in Mexico after four years. Maybe Americans are smart,
so one and so forth. Okay, Jesse Trump is a
smart man. Why we didn't let all those communists into
our workforce to sabotage our industry. Some people disagree with
(20:40):
my take, Jesse, I love you, love your show again.
He was cool. This guy's cool about It's fine to
disagree and you're making way too big of a deal
out of an obvious misstatement by Trump about training for
American workers. He never said they're too dumb, so on
and so forth. That's a huge mistake on your part,
not his. Okay, you're making a bigger deal. He didn't
mean anything bad or evil. You're helping the left. Chill out, please,
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All right, there's lots of these, Jesse. Thank you for
what you do. Listen to your comments about what Trump said.
I could be wrong, but my guess is that was
part of the deal he made with those countries to
get factories, so on and so forth. Okay, so look,
all these are great points, all these and this is
a fraction of the emails we got. It came pouring in,
(21:25):
and look, everybody was cool about it. Some some are
mad at Trump, some some are mad at me, but
cool about it. It's totally fine to be mad at me. Disagree, Jesse,
I don't agree, Jesse. He's right, Jesse, lay off, Jesse.
So so let's let me just explain this. This is
the This is just my point on it. If if
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you've been abusing something, I'll use alcoholics. It's one of
the easiest ones to use if I actually have I
have a dinner tonight with a friend after work. I
have to go out. I have to work. I have
to have dinner with a friend. I say have to
because well, it's not a fun evening. I have to
(22:08):
talk to him about something. He's going through something once
in my help or whatever. But this friend I'm actually
going to dinner with tonight. Don't worry. He doesn't listen
to the show. And I'm not gonna name him anyway.
He for a long time struggled with drugs and alcohol badly,
really really really badly. We're talking. I think he did
(22:28):
a year in rehab, a long time in one of
the closed in rehab clinics. Like, you're not going home.
You want to go see him, You have to go
visit him that badly. So tonight when we go to dinner,
I don't know where we're going yet. I can't order
a beer. I can't, not even one. He has struggled
(22:54):
with it to the point that it would be wrong
for me to order a beer. All right, when it
comes to the subject of immigration, all your points are valid.
And by the way, I really agree with the one
with one of you who said this is probably part
of the deal Trump struck. You know, you strike a
deal with Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia says, or this is
(23:16):
just hypothetical. Saudi Arabia says, Yeah, we'll come build a
huge plant in Arizona. But if we come build this plant,
you have to bring a thousand of our workers with you.
That you're probably right, probably part of the deal. And
let's also understand that Trump speaks off the cuff and
honestly so it wasn't put the best way, especially the
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Ingram interview. We don't have talent here, No, you can't. Okay,
maybe wasn't message right. My point is not even necessarily
about the chip factory or the thousands, thousands of workers.
My point is Americans who are patriots, the American right,
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not talking about the Communists. For decades and decades, in decades,
we have been drowning in foreigners coming into this country illegally,
I legally and pillaging what is ours, decades of it,
tens of millions of them. Did you know that roughly
(24:24):
all we can do is estimate roughly fifteen percent of
the country are foreigners. Now just wrap your mind around
that fifteen percent. Decades of that, after decades of that,
decades of that abuse the American people, Even if you
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struck a deal, even if it has to be done,
even if it's temporary, even if you're right about this
or that, even if the American people don't want to
hear this.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Saying, will not be a big priority for your administration,
because if you want to raise wages for American workers,
you can't flood the country with tens of thousands or
hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
We also do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
When we do talent we don't.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Have, it doesn't land well. My point was not specifically
about the actual factory in Arizona. And as I've said,
we are now and I believe I think I saw
a number two point three million foreigners, a reduction in
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foreigners in the country in the first eleven months of
Trump's presidency. They're doing good. American jobs are rising, foreign
jobs are lowering the legs. They're doing good on the
subject of immigration. They're doing good. My problem is the messaging.
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That messaging is terrible. And when I hear terrible message,
messaging that's gonna kill us in the midterms that I'm
starting to hear from my normy neighbors about I'm going
to freak out because I love my country. I don't
want the communists to take it back over, and I
want to raise such a stink that the bad messaging stops.
(26:20):
Rush Limbaugh talked about Trump about this before, about how
about how because he's not a traditional conservative, sometimes he'll
say something just because he's speaking honestly, he'll say something
that lands like a freaking lead balloon on the right.
And that's what he's doing now. It's what he used
to do when he was trying to pitch that crappy
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non vaccine he was selling, and that eventually he backed off.
He doesn't back off if we don't raise a stink.
My point was the messaging, it's gotta stop no more.
Let that be the last speech we hear about how
badly we need foreigners because Americans don't have talent. Let's
never hear that again ever. Ever is the Jesse Kelly
(27:01):
Show on a Wonderful Friday, And asked doctor Jesse Friday,
and you can get your questions emailed in still We're
live here Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's chop
away at some of these Jesse. What do you do?
What do you eat while flying? I'm guessing you bring
snacks because of the tiny little bag of peanuts, while
fitting in your hands perfectly, doesn't fill your stomach. Well.
(27:25):
For one, these airplanes don't serve peanuts anymore. And you
can thank all these ridiculous peanut allergies for these things. Now,
we don't get freaking peanuts on the plane. I don't
eat airplane food pretty much universally, no matter what it is.
You know how, they don't sell like the snack boxes
(27:46):
or certing or if you're sitting up in first class,
they'll serve you some sorry frigging meal. No, no, no, no,
not doing that. I don't do that. I don't want it.
It's it's awful every single time. The juice isn't worth
the squeeze. I'm sitting there, I'm reading a book or
something like that. I have to pull out the arm
rest thing I have to, But my neighbor, I just
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don't do it. The food sucks every time, so I
don't do it. I I try to eat something in
the airport before I go. I'm not a huge snacker
because I am not a I don't have a big
sweet tooth. I'm a salty guy. I like salty and savory,
(28:30):
so I eat salty foods. My sodium levels must be
through the roof. What do you need when you eat
salt water? You need to drink something. I am six
foot eight. I do not want to pee in the airplane.
I will do alarming things to ensure I will not
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have to pee in the airplane. Do you understand I
need to try to explain this in a way that
will make you feel extreme empathy for me. Do you
understand that in a plane for me to pee, I
have to walk into the bathroom, put up the seat.
(29:14):
I have to half squat. If you can picture my
knees after I've unzipped, I have to kind of half squat,
and then with my upper body with my neck. As
I half squat, I have to bend myself over to
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the side. I always bend to the right. I'm not
sure what that is, probably a psychological thing. I half
squat and bend myself to the right, and then I
have to like jut my hips forward to ensure I
hit the ball. And I have to hold this half
squat bent over position for as long as it takes
(29:56):
to be. Do you have any idea how insanely uncomfortable
that is? And if there's turbulence, and of course there's
always turbulence the second you get into the bathroom. I
have to do this while trying not to smash my
head into the roof. It's not a small thing. It's
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not a small thing. I know most people think, what's
the big deal, what's the big deal? Well, it's not
a big deal for you, midget. You fit in the
overhead compartment. It's a big deal for me. I don't
fit in the freaking bathroom, so I don't snack much
when I travel. What Chris Chris said, that's why we
(30:42):
need the Jesse Kelly Show tour bus. Chris, have you
ever been on a bus, buddy? They ever been on
like a like a bus, a big bus. Have you
been in those bathrooms? But haven't? They're not better than
the plane bathrooms. In fact, that a lot of ways
they're worse. I actually got locked in one of those
(31:03):
bathrooms for two hours one time. I ever tell you that.
I was on the basketball team in high school and
it was our freshman year and I got to travel
with the Don't worry, I was horrible at basketball, by
the way, but I got to travel with the varsity
team and I went back to use the bathroom, and
little did I know, one of the hazing rituals for
the freshman basketball players was if you went and used
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the bathroom, they would lock the door on you from
the outside. And they locked the door on me from
the outside. And I spent two hours in the bus
bathroom on a basketball trip. I have PTSD to this day.
I wake up with nightmares. What Chris the Jesse Kelly
showed tour bus will have a big bathroom. Where were
we gonna put that? Chris, You can't just magically add
(31:46):
square footage to the bus. It's a bus. It can't be.
It's not going to be a double decker bus. Those
are a safety hazard. Then you can't ever go anywhere Windy.
I guess we're just k not going to visit Kansas.
I'm telling you no, no, no. And by the way,
road trips suck. Okay, everyone knows road trips suck. I've
taken so many. I've driven across the country so many
times in my life, and every time you get where
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you're going and you're just stopping. What Chris what Chris said,
not in a tour bus. Will we have our own
fridge microwave? All right, all right, I'm listening. If we
get a comfortable bed that fits me, Yeah, that's exactly,
(32:31):
see exactly. This works out great for you too. This
doesn't work out well for me at all. I'm gonna
be sitting up on the uncomfortable couch eating hot pockets
while you two are racked out in the back not
doing it anyway. Uh. If I do have to buy
a snack at the little store or something like that,
I will usually try to buy a protein drink in
(32:54):
white cheddar cheese. Its which is odd because I never
buy white cheddar cheese it's really at any other time
in my life. But when I travel, there's something about
white chetty cheeses that just reaches out of me, probably
because it coats your hands in a fine white powder,
then then gets all over your travel clothes. And OB
gets upset when I get something on my pants, and
so that's really probably what it is. It's a deep
(33:18):
desire to aggravate Ob whenever I have, whenever I find
the opportunity, as all good husbands do. All right, let's
talk about Gavin new Gavin Newsom winning the presidency, God forbid.
Some guy wants to talk about the VA and veterans
stealing benefits, if you will, making chicken for Thanksgiving? Human beings?
(33:38):
Why did we finally make a shift on slavery? All
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