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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Monday. We are going
to discuss entertainment, things that are important to you culturally
and why the Communists go after them. They are still
trying to destroy our food supply. Our cities are rotting
so much now people aren't visiting them. All that emails
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so much more coming up in the final hour of
The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. So I'm gonna
play something for you. This is a Girl Scout mom
girl Scouts. You know what girl Scouts are. Even if
you have never been involved in Girl Scouts, and obviously
I haven't and I don't have daughters, so it's never
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been involved in that way. You know what it is,
or at least what it was. Young girls teaching the values,
incredible value, good values, good things, a way to help
form young women and to being better, just like boy Scouts,
you know, Cub Scouts, Boy Scouts, Eagle Scouts, teaching young
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men things, teaching them about the value of honor, honesty,
and hard work and think valuable things, incredibly valuable, very
good for America's children. Listen to this woman and what
happened to her.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We saw kind of a change in our own town
where they would have town events at a church that
actually displayed pride flags, Progressive Pride flags. They had a
trance identifying thirteen year olds come into a event there
promising you know, music, ice cream, pizza. And I couldn't
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even bring my troops to these town events because it
was completely inappropriate for children to see. They shouldn't be
around anything sexual. I called them out on it this
past June. They said, you know, all the troops are
going to be doing this, LGB. You know, however, many
letters are in that and encouraging that all of the
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town troops would be doing it, saying, yes, Parkridge, you know,
encourages this. And I shared it because a lot of
parents were quite upset. They said, you know, one parent
and my husband wants me to pull my daughter out
a girls scout.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Why did they do that? I brought up the NFL. Remember,
entertainment matters. Does it matter that you may not be
into it. I don't watch the NFL anymore, so I'm
not saying you have to be into it. Maybe you're
into NFL, maybe NFL football. Maybe you're not into NFL football.
But back when I did watch the NFL, I know this,
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it would be something like nine out of ten of
the most watched things on TV every year were NFL games.
It's enormous in the United States of America. People watch it,
people love it. Maybe you don't, maybe you do, but
people love it. And the Minnesota Vikings rolled out the
most flamboyantly gay man you've ever seen in your own
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entire life to act like he's a woman with the
cheerleading squad. I'm not talking about a normal male cheerleader.
Those are as old as time immemorial, where you have
some gigantic duties out there to toss those little cheerleaders
up in there. You know what I'm talking about. High
schools have those, colleges have those. I'm not talking about that.
Those dudes are dudes like dudes, dudes. This is not
that it looks like Lindsey Graham at twenty walking out
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there on the football field. Why did they do that?
Why do they do that to the girl stats? Why
did they do that to the NFL? Well, don't ever
think that it's accidental that they go after the things
that mean something to you, that means something to your
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family means something to your children. Sports. Not a huge
sports guy anymore, I admit it. They turn me off
with all this stuff. But it is important. It is
it's important, and that it brings society together. All societies.
You come together, you root for your team against their team,
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you wear your jersey. It's a way for people to interact,
to unify, to come together. When you have something as
large and powerful where that many people come together as
the NFL, the Communists would never let that go without
infiltrating it. So they work their way through your organization
like a virus, and soon they're in the NFL demanding
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you put end racism in the end zone and rolling
out a queer cheerleader. What why do that to the
girl Scouts? It's just girl scouts. Can't we just teach
them sewing and hard work, and can't we go go
to an old folks home and spend some time, you know,
all the wonderful things that girl scouts. Can't we just
go sell some cookies and you learn how to talk
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to people in sweat and go knock on the doors.
And can't we just do that?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The communist is never going to allow that. He's never
going to allow that because it's good. Because it is good.
That's why they go after your kids. That's why they
go after entertainment in all of its forms, from Hollywood
to NFL to anything else. It's not as if they're
busy conquering everything and they happen to trip and fall
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into the thing that matters to you. They went after
it because it matters to you. Because it matters to you,
we are facing a religion of conquest. They are not democrats,
they're not liberals, they're not lefties that if you think
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about them in political terms like that, you'll always find
yourself asking why I don't understand why this. I don't
understand why it's just football. Why did you have to
have a flamboyantly gay cheerleader? Why did you have to
put a training on the Carolina Panthers cheerleading staff? Why?
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Why why did you have to send the Girl Scouts
to a church where there's a thirteen year old training? Why?
Because it matters to you, Because it's important for our society,
it's important to you, and so they will take it
away from you if you let them. And now we're
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at a place where we are going to have to
be more aggressive than we would have had to be beforehand.
You know, they, like they say in so many things, bugs,
we'll talk about it when it comes to bugs. You know,
the easiest way to take care of that termite infestation,
stop them from getting in, to begin with. Prevention is
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the easiest way. But if you didn't, if you were negligent,
if you ignored it, and now they're in, well now
it's going to involve painful things to get them out.
We maybe you made this decision, maybe you didn't. Maybe
you were part of this, maybe you weren't, But none
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of that matters. We kept allowing the slow, steady encroachment
of this filth in every part of our society because
we were never brave enough to say no. We allow
their use of shame. We allowed their use of our
values against us. Are you sure Jesus would want you
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to be mean? We allowed that to keep us quiet.
We allow our hey live and let live mentality. We
allowed that to back us off, and we didn't say no.
We could have stopped everything, you see now, if we
had simply engaged and said nope, no chance. The very
first time, the very first time, the boy Scouts Girl
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Scouts cub Scouts EGO Scouts tried to LGBDQ up something
the very first time should have been met with mass mobilization,
mass protests, mass outrage to such a vicious level that
they said, Okay, this is clearly someplace we can't go.
Let's back off and move someplace else. The first time
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it happened. But that didn't happen, did it. It was, ah,
that sucks. Well, okay, well, why don't want to be mean?
I certainly don't want to be mean. I mean that,
they said. They said that Jesus wouldn't want me to
be mean. Of course I've got because we couldn't say no.
Now we are going to have to take extra steps,
extra steps because this it's infested everything, absolutely everything. Just
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listen to this again, listen to this disgustingness.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
We saw kind of a change in our own town
where they would have town events at a church that
actually displayed pride flags, progressive pride flags. They had a
trans identifying thirteen year old come in to a event
there promising, you know, music, ice cream, pizza, and I
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couldn't even bring my troops to these town events because
it was completely inappropriate for children to see they shouldn't
be around anything sexual. I called them out on it
this past June. They said, you know, all the troops
are going to be doing this. LGB. You know, however,
many letters are in that and encouraging that all of
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the town troops would be doing it, saying, yes, Parkridge,
you know, encourages this. And I shared it because a
lot of parents were quite upset. They said, you know,
one parent and my husband wants me to pull my
daughter out a girl scout.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
They will find whatever is precious to you and they
will infest it. I could play it again, but we've
played it so many times before. I don't need to
remember that Disney movie producer LaToya Raven now where we
got the Behind the Seeds footage. She didn't go make
movies for just regular Hollywood or you know, the gay
section of Amazon. She went to Disney and announced on camera,
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I'm cram and queerness into every bit. I positively can,
because it matters to you, because it's important. That's why
protecting your retirement is important too, very very important. You
see the eighty percent tariffs on India. This is in
an effort to get India to stop buying Russia's gas.
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India has a billion people. I don't know what's coming
for the markets, but if this whole trade war merges
with the Russia Ukrainian war, which it looks like it
already is, it's going to be a weapon Trump is
going to use to get people to the negotiating table.
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That may spell trouble for the money you've been saving
your whole life. Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday.
Remember if you want to email us, you can Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm gonna get to those
in a second. H took the fam to a movie
this weekend. I just have a couple quick points that
I want to point out. I don't want to be
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old Chip Jessie, but it costs one hundred dollars to
take your family afford to the movies. Now, if you're
gonna get snacks, Chris, am I crazy, Corey, it's a hundred.
It's one hundred dollars, Chris said, that's the low end. Well,
we try not to go crazy. If someone gets a drink,
you know, well everyone, I should say, gets a drink.
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We don't make everyone share a water, a coke or something.
Almost everyone gets a popcorn and a candy. So please
don't think that we're showing up and living like kings,
you know, getting the chicken strips or the hot dogs.
It's popcorn, candy, and a drink. Four tickets, one hundred dollars.
What I'm gonna do this thing? I'm sorry. When I
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was a kid, a matine movie that was a movie
that was played during the day. The movie ticket was
four dollars. I remember because yeah, there's four Chris. Four
bucks was a movie ticket. Movie theater food's always been expensive,
but for ten more you're getting popcorn, a drinking, candy,
fifteen bucks you go to the movie. It was over
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one hundred dollars to take a family of four to
the movie. That's one, that's one two. Maybe this is
my imagination, But is movie theater butter crappy?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Movie theater butter is one of my favorite things in
the world. I am always overdoing it at the Extra
butter station, which they've largely taken away now because of
people like me. I know it's my fault, but if
my taste buds changed or is it no longer butter
or something, it's like some weird chemical thing. The last
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three or four times I've had movie theater popcorn, I
didn't eat it. So I went and dropped like five
bucks on popcorn and didn't even eat the freaking thing.
It was disgusting. Emails Jesse by mom. This is a
weird transition, Jesse. My mom passed during COVID from cancer,
but I vividly remember being told how many people were
allowed to attend the funeral, how many people couldn't even
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sit next to each other, and how everyone was afraid
to come together even for a hug. She deserved better
than what she got, and I'll never forgive the people
who made us like that. Me too, man, me too,
And I'm sorry. And you're right, she deserved better than
what she got. Jesse, what's up with this? I read
your thread on uh an X for say, oh, he's
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talking about Bronco. What's up with my name being Bronco?
I think name being Bronco. I gave it to myself
and people say you can't nickname yourself. That's a total
Why who knows you better than you? Who do you
think named me? Oracle? Me? Who do you think named me?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Jay?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Steele? Me sombrero? Jesse me me me every single name.
I came up with it because who those me better
than me? What's the deeper meaning? There's no deeper meaning.
I stole it from Bronco Billy's Beef Jerkey. I thought
it was a good name. What Chris? What the fans
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gave me? Jesse the vest Chris, I'm pretty sure that
was also me. I'm pretty sure that was also me.
Where I was it was winter and I was wearing
my vest. I have one of those. Well, I had
one of those puffy vests and ended up getting ripped,
and now I don't have it anymore. But I had
one of those puffy vests and I wore it and
it was warm, and I was so comfortable, and I
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just decided we were probably talking about the mom that day.
I decided, that's me, Jesse, what are you having for dinner?
So that reminds me of this little controversy we have
in the Kelly household a long time ago. I don't
remember how I got it, but it's not like it's
some exclusive item. I'm pretty sure it was a gift.
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Someone gave me a Marine Corps recipe book. A Marine
Corps recipe book, as if marines have some kind of
wonderful food knowledge. But either way, it's a Marine Corps
recipe book. There are some gems in there. One of
the gems in the recipe book is spaghetti bake. I
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don't want to act like it's way more than you
think it is. It's exactly what you think. It's a
big cassa rolled dish with a bunch of ground beef
and a bunch of cheese and spaghetti noodles and onions
and a bunch of other stuff in there, and you
throw it in the oven and you bake it and
pull it out and it's cheesy's goopy spaghetti baked stuff.
Ab has been making this since she got her hands
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on the recipe book. She's been making it in the house. Finally,
the boys get to this age where they don't really
care for it anymore, which is really weird. So I
have to go shoot. I bet it's been more than
five years since I've had spaghetti bake. Bob decides, Hey,
the boys are in sports right now. They're eating like tanks.
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It's a great way to fill people up with protein
and food. Why don't I try spaghetti bake again. I'm
a spaghetti bake freak. So I'm yes, do it, do it?
Do it? She makes spaghetti bake last week, this huge
casserole dish vat of spaghetti bake. It's just so delicious.
I can't even put it into words. The boys both
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hated it, and I have no explanation why. Especially my
oldest eats everything. He eats everything, even eats vegetables. They
eat everything. They hated it. What, Chris, Oh, their taste
buds are young and unrefined. You have no idea, buddy.
They don't even eat sauces, not even with the chicken
strips or something like that. That just straight up dry.
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Oh it's more than unrefined. It's barbaric, is what it is,
the way they eat. But now now that the boys
rejected the spaghetti bake, I won't get it again until
they leave the house because she's not gonna make a
whole vat of it for me. So what am I
doing tonight? I'm reheating some freaking spaghetti bake and I'm
savoring every day. I don't care if it's bad, I'm
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eating it anyway. I'm savoring every single morsel because it's
about to leave me forever. Let's talk about the row
of America's cities. But first, the World Economic Forum types
are still trying to kill a billion people. Hang on,
it is the Jesse Kellico on a fantastic Monday. Let's
go to the World Economic Forum types, shall we. These people,
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they they sit on stage and they just prove over
and over and over again that they really genuinely do
see themselves as kings and queens. And these people they
will kill more people than anyone has ever killed in
the history of mankind if their solutions are not stopped.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Here they are the food and agriculture is today and
make sure of contributor to emissions. It also uses a
lot of water for irrigation. How can it turned food
production into something that can produce more food and decouple
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this from the negative effects and hurting nature.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You know what they're doing right. First, these people, virtually
all of them, they're invested in these lab grown food companies.
I'm sure you've heard of this lab grown meat and
all that stuff which nobody wants lab grown butter, lab grown,
this lab grown that. So they invest heavily in these
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companies where they tell you that, oh, you don't need
to grow corn, you don't need to eat beef. I
have some special ingredients. I'll make it in a lab.
My company will oh and of course, surprise, surprise, my
company will be on the receiving end of gigantic government
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handouts to do these things, while at the same time
explaining to you that the way you eat, the way
you water your crops is somehow damaging the planet. Just
wanted to put the little reminder out there that the
most evil people on Earth are still running many parts
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of Western society. And let me put this one out
there too. This is from Tourism Economics, International visitors. Well,
our major cities are down, and it appears the further
left your city is the fewer international visitors. Your city's
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getting fewer tourism dollars, fewer. This our cities are, cities
who vote Democrat are dying. They're dying in front of
our eyes. It's not just the homeless people dying on
the streets. It's not just innocent people dying from the
latest carjacking. The cities themselves are withering away because you
keep voting for Democrats. Seattle down twenty six percent, Portland
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down to eighteen, Detroit seventeen, Louisville sixteen, Cleveland fifteen, Buffalo fourteen.
I'm not going to keep going down the list of
Minneapolis fourteen. Oh, I could go down the whole thing.
Nashville criminal, criminal that people weren't visiting Nashville. Salt Lake, Gosh,
Salt Lake was the cleanest, one of the great, clean,
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nice American cities. And now instead of being on the right,
they keep electing these scumbags to run that city, destroying
the whole thing. Tucson used to live there. Yep, I
can see it. Columbus, Charlotte, Indianapolis. If you vote Democrat,
you are voting for your city to die. And the
world knows it. How many times have I told you
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that our cities are what's on the billboard of our country.
No matter where you're coming from. If you're thinking about
visiting America, you're thinking about visiting Seattle or Salt Lake,
or LA or Miami or New York or Philly or Boston,
that's where you're thinking about visiting. And then you look
at the crime statistics and you ask yourself, is it
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worth spending the kind of money to go visit there
so I can step over hobo p And they've decided no,
they will move on. The cities have convinced themselves they
can do this forever. There's always an end date. Hey, Jesse,
I know there's a lot of tough questions to answer.
I need to hit you with one of the toughest, toughest.
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You're a known case, so dip expert. Nearly as important
as the dip is the chip. What's the best dip
to chip? I It depends on my situation. Massive chips
I've been introduced to and a freaking adore Massa chips there.
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You've never heard her. I told you about massive chips before.
Chris didn't. I. I didn't bring any in because they're
too expensive and I didn't want you to have any.
They're the healthy chips. But he'll stop stop, this is me.
They're healthy, freaking delicious. No. No, even Luke, my youngest,
who's the biggest junk food freak in the world, he'll
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raid the box whenever we get some and take them
up to his room. That's all good they are. What Chris,
what will ob have them? Yes, that's how good they are.
That's how many. I know you think it's a point
against it. Trust me, she'll have them. They're healthy enough
for her to have them, tastes enough for me to
have them with the real good crunch on them. Massive
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chips aren't always available, and yes, I realize they are expensive.
A good old fashioned Tostitos does a dip as well
as anybody. And those ones that are the little cups,
what are they called? Are they called cups? Chris? Are
they called coups? Everyone knows what I'm talking about, though.
The tostitos that are the little cups great for a
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little bowl of chip dip. It's wonderful, Jesse. The Democrat
Party is resembling a bunch of losers scrambling to buy
into a get rich pyramids scheme that's about to collapse.
They can't or won't see it coming. I'm here for
the crash. Do you think it's going to happen. Well,
there's an interesting thing happening. It's already starting to shape
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up in the Democrat primary, and that is this Gavin Newsom,
Governor of California. Gavin Newsom, I know he makes your
skin call me too, but he is not only very
clearly going to run, but he's spending money, or someone
is spending money on his behalf. You can see pr campaigns,
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you can see propaganda campaigns. There's an online propaganda effort
to remote Gavin Newsom that's widespread right now, which means
there's money behind it. It's not just organic. There's money
behind it. So Gavin Newsom, you would think it's gonna
probably be the front runner, or at least one of
the front runners, because he's gonna raise a bunch of money.
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But remember that primaries are different than general elections. In
order to earn the Democrat nomination, the path is different
than than becoming president.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It just is.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
And a critically important part of that is the black vote.
It is Gavin Newsom for some reason. I don't know why.
Gavin Newsom is way behind with the black vote. Kamala
Harris is number one right now with the black vote.
Do you know who the number two is? I'm not
even kidding as of right now, in a hypothetical poll,
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this is the number.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Talks of black vaute all the time. As somebody who's
the child of a preacher. Listen, most black people are
not Republicans simply because we just as like y'all races.
I can't hang out with the KKKA and m that's
really what it is. But when we think about who
we are as black people and we think about where
we come from, most black people have very conservative values, right,
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But the reality is that like we just can't side
with like the neo Nazis and him, we're not dealing with.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Y'all liked that, right, That's the number two choice behind
Kamala Harris and the black community. Now, maybe you're sitting
there being dismissive that's not a big enough portion of
the population in a Democrat primary. Dang sure is? Jack?
Do I need to remind you that Joe Biden was
not in the lead in that primary. He was not
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in the lead at all. They were getting desperate and
they did two things to ensure he would be the nominee.
They bribed everybody else out of the race, like the
rear Admiral Pete budhage Edge, who miraculously ended up as
Secretary of Transportation of course, in charge of the trains.
And they got Joe Biden the endorsement of James Clyburn.
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James Clyburn, he's just a piece of crap in the
House of Representatives, but he is majorly powerful in the
South Carolina black voting community. That endorsement drove those black
votes into Joe Biden's camp. He goes from way behind
to the nominee. It's not a small thing. What does
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gayven Newsom do there? I don't know. When the rear
admir was down, he went and drank a forty out
of a paperbag. I'm not even kidding. It was hilarious anyway.
One more segment, Hang on Sit is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Monday. You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. You know we've talked about this before. You
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know who's been so impressive as Marco Rubio. I don't
know what happened in his life, Maybe just got older
like the rest of us, But I've never been a
big Rubio fan. He handles himself really well. He really
handles himself well in front of these communists. He sat
down with this Margaret Brennan on face the Nation and
put her in her place pretty well.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
You know, there is concern from the Europeans that President
Zelensky is going to be bullied into signing something away.
That's why you have these European leaders coming as back
up tomorrow, can you it is?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
That's not true. But that's not why why that's not true.
They're not coming here tomorrow to keep Zelenski from being bullied.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Very old.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
They're coming here tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
The television cameras where President Zelenski.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
You know how meetings you're having.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Oh, no, I know, And I was just up in
one with Vladimir Putin where red carpet rolls.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
We've had more meetings we've had we've had We've had
one meeting with Putin and like a dozen meetings with Zelenski. So,
but that's not true. They're not coming here tomorrow to
keep Zelensky from being bullied. They're coming here tomorrow because
we've been working with the Europeans. We talked to them
last week. There were meetings in the UK over the
follow the previous weekend, as early as Thursday. But you
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said that they're coming here tomorrow to keep Zelensky for
being bullied. They're not coming here tomorrow. Oh, this is
such a stupid media narrative that they're coming here tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Because I enjoy that. Also, I promised you this earlier.
This is David Brooks on PBS. Yes, he's a complete
and utter moron, but I want you to listen to this.
I appreciate him.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Let's still a little ethical experiment here. You're in World
War One. The Germans used mustard gas on civilians and
it helps them. Do you then decide, Okay, we're gonna
use mustard gas on civilians. What Trump ordered Abbott to
do in Texas is mustard gas on democracy. Some people
would feel, Okay, that was terrible.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
We have to fight that. It's horrible. It's horrible, but
we're gonna fight. He made a war reference that wasn't
World War two, and I didn't think anybody on the
left was capable of that, because every single thing, no
matter what is viewed as a World War II reference,
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every enemy of the left is Hitler. That well, the
leaders always Hitler, the normal people are always Nazis. You were,
of course the good guy, and everything has to be
some ridiculous Hitler reference, whether it matters or not. What Chris,
what Chris said? It was still World War One. The
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enemy's still Germany. Chris, I understand that, baby steps, buddy,
baby steps. He picked one different war one time. Let's
celebrate that fact. Let's celebrate that fact. I mean, granted.
The rest of it's ridiculous and ignorant. The truth is
he was talking about redistricting. There the only reason Democrats
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don't want Republicans to redistrict redistrict the way they have
redistrict redistricted. That's a really hard thing to say all
at once. Chris, Okay, I went to commit college. I
don't need your looks. The real only reason I don't
want Republicans doing it is because they would lose seats
in the House, and they have essentially maxed out their redistricting,
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meaning they keep threatening to respond in kind, but they
can't because they've already done it in all the states
they control. Go look at the congressional maps. What they're
worried about is Republicans finally doing it, finally responding. Remember,
the left gained the power they gained in this country
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because we didn't fight. They gained it because they were
the only ones fighting for it. We were too busy
being hands off. It's not my business. Oh well, I
don't want to do that, and that's why we lost
what Chris, Yeah, Chris said. Now that the Texas Dems
are back, we're going to arrest some of them, right, No,
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no arrest, no nothing, thread after thread after threat. We'll
vacate your seat. We're gonna we're gonna levy a heavy fine.
We'll have you arrested. You committed a felony. Nothing, absolutely nothing,
all bark, no bite, typical gop. Let's let's send. Let's
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just send a truckload of male vitality stack from truck
over there or from chalk over there, Chris. If we'll
have it delivered that Texas Legislature, it would actually be hilarious.
Let's get a big truck with my face on it
and my name Bronco. We'll get a big truck, we'll
drive right up to the legislature and just start handing
out male vitality stacks here. I know you could use
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some testosterrone. You sure could too. Let's use natural herbal
supplements to finally get some guts. And by the way,
you and me, we need to take natural herbal supplements.
Chalk has the best I have ever seen. There are
synthetic at strogens all over the place, plastics, it's all
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through the water. It's killing our testosterone in this country.
The solution for this is chock. I never miss mine ever.
Actually it's Monday, so today refilled my little seven seven pill,
my weekly little thing today that like old people have
refilled it today with my male Vitality stack because I
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have it after breakfast every single morning, just like I
did today. You want to feel like I feel all
the time? Chuck dot com slash Jesse c Hoq dot
com slash Jesse Jesse. Who's the person slash persons responsible
for selling off all our manufacturing to China? How did
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this happen? Nixon gets a lot of it, to be
honest with you, saddens me, but he does. They wanted
to normalize relations with China, and look, this is a long,
complicated story, but in an effort to do that, we
chose to prop up the CCP of China instead of
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smashing them and cut a bunch of deals. And now
they make all of our pharmaceuticals. That's a really healthy
place to be. And now he's a headline, you know
the thing headlines We didn't get to. Latest Taco bell
menu leak suggests several nostalgic items will return and soon.
(33:33):
Do not get your hopes up. I already looked through
the whole article. The Mexi Melt is not part of this.
New York Governor Kathy Hochel secretly pardoned a convicted killer
to shield him from deportation, a reminder that voting for
Democrats is an act of evil. Putin's bodyguards carried a
poop suitcase to the Alaska summit. Here's why. Apparently they
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kept all of his poop in suitcase to avoid foreign
intelligence people from gathering his poop and what they would discuss.
They'd analyze it for signs of cancer and things like that,
and then they would leak it to the world. I
understand all that, and I understand it's Vladimir Putin, so
you kind of have to do what he says, or
you'll have to or you'll also quote fall out of
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your apartment window. But who's the guy who has to
carry the poop beefcase. That's tough. That's tough. Imagine telling
your wife, honey, what you do today? Oh, UN Peacekeeping
Force in Lebanon spends US taxpayer money on gender diversity
training and therapeutic yoga instruction. We wonder why so much
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of the world thinks America is this decadent, disgusting place.
It's because they take our tax dollars and they use
it on crap like this. All right. I know Trump
put out that statement that hopefully they're gonna have a meeting. Hopefully,
let's hope at the back end of this, whenever they
meet up somewhere, probably Switzerland, let's hope we finally end
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all this killing stuff. Huh. Say a prayer for that tonight,
and I will see you tomorrow. That's all.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Monday. We are going
to discuss entertainment, things that are important to you culturally
and why the Communists go after them. They are still
trying to destroy our food supply. Our cities are rotting
so much now people aren't visiting them. All that emails
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so much more coming up in the final hour of
The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. So I'm gonna
play something for you. This is a Girl Scout mom
girl Scouts. You know what girl Scouts are. Even if
you have never been involved in Girl Scouts, and obviously
I haven't and I don't have daughters, so it's never
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been involved in that way. You know what it is,
or at least what it was. Young girls teaching the values,
incredible value, good values, good things, a way to help
form young women and to being better, just like boy Scouts,
you know, Cub Scouts, Boy Scouts, Eagle Scouts, teaching young
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men things, teaching them about the value of honor, honesty,
and hard work and think valuable things, incredibly valuable, very
good for America's children. Listen to this woman and what
happened to her.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We saw kind of a change in our own town
where they would have town events at a church that
actually displayed pride flags, Progressive Pride flags. They had a
trance identifying thirteen year olds come into a event there
promising you know, music, ice cream, pizza. And I couldn't
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even bring my troops to these town events because it
was completely inappropriate for children to see. They shouldn't be
around anything sexual. I called them out on it this
past June. They said, you know, all the troops are
going to be doing this, LGB. You know, however, many
letters are in that and encouraging that all of the
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town troops would be doing it, saying, yes, Parkridge, you know,
encourages this. And I shared it because a lot of
parents were quite upset. They said, you know, one parent
and my husband wants me to pull my daughter out
a girls scout.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Why did they do that? I brought up the NFL. Remember,
entertainment matters. Does it matter that you may not be
into it. I don't watch the NFL anymore, so I'm
not saying you have to be into it. Maybe you're
into NFL, maybe NFL football. Maybe you're not into NFL football.
But back when I did watch the NFL, I know this,
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it would be something like nine out of ten of
the most watched things on TV every year were NFL games.
It's enormous in the United States of America. People watch it,
people love it. Maybe you don't, maybe you do, but
people love it. And the Minnesota Vikings rolled out the
most flamboyantly gay man you've ever seen in your own
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entire life to act like he's a woman with the
cheerleading squad. I'm not talking about a normal male cheerleader.
Those are as old as time immemorial, where you have
some gigantic duties out there to toss those little cheerleaders
up in there. You know what I'm talking about. High
schools have those, colleges have those. I'm not talking about that.
Those dudes are dudes like dudes, dudes. This is not
that it looks like Lindsey Graham at twenty walking out
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there on the football field. Why did they do that?
Why do they do that to the girl stats? Why
did they do that to the NFL? Well, don't ever
think that it's accidental that they go after the things
that mean something to you, that means something to your
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family means something to your children. Sports. Not a huge
sports guy anymore, I admit it. They turn me off
with all this stuff. But it is important. It is
it's important, and that it brings society together. All societies.
You come together, you root for your team against their team,
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you wear your jersey. It's a way for people to interact,
to unify, to come together. When you have something as
large and powerful where that many people come together as
the NFL, the Communists would never let that go without
infiltrating it. So they work their way through your organization
like a virus, and soon they're in the NFL demanding
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you put end racism in the end zone and rolling
out a queer cheerleader. What why do that to the
girl Scouts? It's just girl scouts. Can't we just teach
them sewing and hard work, and can't we go go
to an old folks home and spend some time, you know,
all the wonderful things that girl scouts. Can't we just
go sell some cookies and you learn how to talk
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to people in sweat and go knock on the doors.
And can't we just do that?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The communist is never going to allow that. He's never
going to allow that because it's good. Because it is good.
That's why they go after your kids. That's why they
go after entertainment in all of its forms, from Hollywood
to NFL to anything else. It's not as if they're
busy conquering everything and they happen to trip and fall
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into the thing that matters to you. They went after
it because it matters to you. Because it matters to you,
we are facing a religion of conquest. They are not democrats,
they're not liberals, they're not lefties that if you think
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about them in political terms like that, you'll always find
yourself asking why I don't understand why this. I don't
understand why it's just football. Why did you have to
have a flamboyantly gay cheerleader? Why did you have to
put a training on the Carolina Panthers cheerleading staff? Why?
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Why why did you have to send the Girl Scouts
to a church where there's a thirteen year old training? Why?
Because it matters to you, Because it's important for our society,
it's important to you, and so they will take it
away from you if you let them. And now we're
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at a place where we are going to have to
be more aggressive than we would have had to be beforehand.
You know, they, like they say in so many things, bugs,
we'll talk about it when it comes to bugs. You know,
the easiest way to take care of that termite infestation,
stop them from getting in, to begin with. Prevention is
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the easiest way. But if you didn't, if you were negligent,
if you ignored it, and now they're in, well now
it's going to involve painful things to get them out.
We maybe you made this decision, maybe you didn't. Maybe
you were part of this, maybe you weren't, But none
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of that matters. We kept allowing the slow, steady encroachment
of this filth in every part of our society because
we were never brave enough to say no. We allow
their use of shame. We allowed their use of our
values against us. Are you sure Jesus would want you
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to be mean? We allowed that to keep us quiet.
We allow our hey live and let live mentality. We
allowed that to back us off, and we didn't say no.
We could have stopped everything, you see now, if we
had simply engaged and said nope, no chance. The very
first time, the very first time, the boy Scouts Girl
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Scouts cub Scouts EGO Scouts tried to LGBDQ up something
the very first time should have been met with mass mobilization,
mass protests, mass outrage to such a vicious level that
they said, Okay, this is clearly someplace we can't go.
Let's back off and move someplace else. The first time
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it happened. But that didn't happen, did it. It was, ah,
that sucks. Well, okay, well, why don't want to be mean?
I certainly don't want to be mean. I mean that,
they said. They said that Jesus wouldn't want me to
be mean. Of course I've got because we couldn't say no.
Now we are going to have to take extra steps,
extra steps because this it's infested everything, absolutely everything. Just
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listen to this again, listen to this disgustingness.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
We saw kind of a change in our own town
where they would have town events at a church that
actually displayed pride flags, progressive pride flags. They had a
trans identifying thirteen year old come in to a event
there promising, you know, music, ice cream, pizza, and I
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couldn't even bring my troops to these town events because
it was completely inappropriate for children to see they shouldn't
be around anything sexual. I called them out on it
this past June. They said, you know, all the troops
are going to be doing this. LGB. You know, however,
many letters are in that and encouraging that all of
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the town troops would be doing it, saying, yes, Parkridge,
you know, encourages this. And I shared it because a
lot of parents were quite upset. They said, you know,
one parent and my husband wants me to pull my
daughter out a girl scout.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
They will find whatever is precious to you and they
will infest it. I could play it again, but we've
played it so many times before. I don't need to
remember that Disney movie producer LaToya Raven now where we
got the Behind the Seeds footage. She didn't go make
movies for just regular Hollywood or you know, the gay
section of Amazon. She went to Disney and announced on camera,
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I'm cram and queerness into every bit. I positively can,
because it matters to you, because it's important. That's why
protecting your retirement is important too, very very important. You
see the eighty percent tariffs on India. This is in
an effort to get India to stop buying Russia's gas.
(10:27):
India has a billion people. I don't know what's coming
for the markets, but if this whole trade war merges
with the Russia Ukrainian war, which it looks like it
already is, it's going to be a weapon Trump is
going to use to get people to the negotiating table.
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That may spell trouble for the money you've been saving
your whole life. Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday.
Remember if you want to email us, you can Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm gonna get to those
in a second. H took the fam to a movie
this weekend. I just have a couple quick points that
I want to point out. I don't want to be
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old Chip Jessie, but it costs one hundred dollars to
take your family afford to the movies. Now, if you're
gonna get snacks, Chris, am I crazy, Corey, it's a hundred.
It's one hundred dollars, Chris said, that's the low end. Well,
we try not to go crazy. If someone gets a drink,
you know, well everyone, I should say, gets a drink.
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We don't make everyone share a water, a coke or something.
Almost everyone gets a popcorn and a candy. So please
don't think that we're showing up and living like kings,
you know, getting the chicken strips or the hot dogs.
It's popcorn, candy, and a drink. Four tickets, one hundred dollars.
What I'm gonna do this thing? I'm sorry. When I
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was a kid, a matine movie that was a movie
that was played during the day. The movie ticket was
four dollars. I remember because yeah, there's four Chris. Four
bucks was a movie ticket. Movie theater food's always been expensive,
but for ten more you're getting popcorn, a drinking, candy,
fifteen bucks you go to the movie. It was over
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one hundred dollars to take a family of four to
the movie. That's one, that's one two. Maybe this is
my imagination, But is movie theater butter crappy?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Movie theater butter is one of my favorite things in
the world. I am always overdoing it at the Extra
butter station, which they've largely taken away now because of
people like me. I know it's my fault, but if
my taste buds changed or is it no longer butter
or something, it's like some weird chemical thing. The last
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three or four times I've had movie theater popcorn, I
didn't eat it. So I went and dropped like five
bucks on popcorn and didn't even eat the freaking thing.
It was disgusting. Emails Jesse by mom. This is a
weird transition, Jesse. My mom passed during COVID from cancer,
but I vividly remember being told how many people were
allowed to attend the funeral, how many people couldn't even
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sit next to each other, and how everyone was afraid
to come together even for a hug. She deserved better
than what she got, and I'll never forgive the people
who made us like that. Me too, man, me too,
And I'm sorry. And you're right, she deserved better than
what she got. Jesse, what's up with this? I read
your thread on uh an X for say, oh, he's
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talking about Bronco. What's up with my name being Bronco?
I think name being Bronco. I gave it to myself
and people say you can't nickname yourself. That's a total
Why who knows you better than you? Who do you
think named me? Oracle? Me? Who do you think named me?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Jay?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Steele? Me sombrero? Jesse me me me every single name.
I came up with it because who those me better
than me? What's the deeper meaning? There's no deeper meaning.
I stole it from Bronco Billy's Beef Jerkey. I thought
it was a good name. What Chris? What the fans
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gave me? Jesse the vest Chris, I'm pretty sure that
was also me. I'm pretty sure that was also me.
Where I was it was winter and I was wearing
my vest. I have one of those. Well, I had
one of those puffy vests and ended up getting ripped,
and now I don't have it anymore. But I had
one of those puffy vests and I wore it and
it was warm, and I was so comfortable, and I
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just decided we were probably talking about the mom that day.
I decided, that's me, Jesse, what are you having for dinner?
So that reminds me of this little controversy we have
in the Kelly household a long time ago. I don't
remember how I got it, but it's not like it's
some exclusive item. I'm pretty sure it was a gift.
(15:03):
Someone gave me a Marine Corps recipe book. A Marine
Corps recipe book, as if marines have some kind of
wonderful food knowledge. But either way, it's a Marine Corps
recipe book. There are some gems in there. One of
the gems in the recipe book is spaghetti bake. I
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don't want to act like it's way more than you
think it is. It's exactly what you think. It's a
big cassa rolled dish with a bunch of ground beef
and a bunch of cheese and spaghetti noodles and onions
and a bunch of other stuff in there, and you
throw it in the oven and you bake it and
pull it out and it's cheesy's goopy spaghetti baked stuff.
Ab has been making this since she got her hands
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on the recipe book. She's been making it in the house. Finally,
the boys get to this age where they don't really
care for it anymore, which is really weird. So I
have to go shoot. I bet it's been more than
five years since I've had spaghetti bake. Bob decides, Hey,
the boys are in sports right now. They're eating like tanks.
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It's a great way to fill people up with protein
and food. Why don't I try spaghetti bake again. I'm
a spaghetti bake freak. So I'm yes, do it, do it?
Do it? She makes spaghetti bake last week, this huge
casserole dish vat of spaghetti bake. It's just so delicious.
I can't even put it into words. The boys both
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hated it, and I have no explanation why. Especially my
oldest eats everything. He eats everything, even eats vegetables. They
eat everything. They hated it. What, Chris, Oh, their taste
buds are young and unrefined. You have no idea, buddy.
They don't even eat sauces, not even with the chicken
strips or something like that. That just straight up dry.
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Oh it's more than unrefined. It's barbaric, is what it is,
the way they eat. But now now that the boys
rejected the spaghetti bake, I won't get it again until
they leave the house because she's not gonna make a
whole vat of it for me. So what am I
doing tonight? I'm reheating some freaking spaghetti bake and I'm
savoring every day. I don't care if it's bad, I'm
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eating it anyway. I'm savoring every single morsel because it's
about to leave me forever. Let's talk about the row
of America's cities. But first, the World Economic Forum types
are still trying to kill a billion people. Hang on,
it is the Jesse Kellico on a fantastic Monday. Let's
go to the World Economic Forum types, shall we. These people,
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they they sit on stage and they just prove over
and over and over again that they really genuinely do
see themselves as kings and queens. And these people they
will kill more people than anyone has ever killed in
the history of mankind if their solutions are not stopped.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Here they are the food and agriculture is today and
make sure of contributor to emissions. It also uses a
lot of water for irrigation. How can it turned food
production into something that can produce more food and decouple
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this from the negative effects and hurting nature.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You know what they're doing right. First, these people, virtually
all of them, they're invested in these lab grown food companies.
I'm sure you've heard of this lab grown meat and
all that stuff which nobody wants lab grown butter, lab grown,
this lab grown that. So they invest heavily in these
(18:52):
companies where they tell you that, oh, you don't need
to grow corn, you don't need to eat beef. I
have some special ingredients. I'll make it in a lab.
My company will oh and of course, surprise, surprise, my
company will be on the receiving end of gigantic government
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handouts to do these things, while at the same time
explaining to you that the way you eat, the way
you water your crops is somehow damaging the planet. Just
wanted to put the little reminder out there that the
most evil people on Earth are still running many parts
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of Western society. And let me put this one out
there too. This is from Tourism Economics, International visitors. Well,
our major cities are down, and it appears the further
left your city is the fewer international visitors. Your city's
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getting fewer tourism dollars, fewer. This our cities are, cities
who vote Democrat are dying. They're dying in front of
our eyes. It's not just the homeless people dying on
the streets. It's not just innocent people dying from the
latest carjacking. The cities themselves are withering away because you
keep voting for Democrats. Seattle down twenty six percent, Portland
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down to eighteen, Detroit seventeen, Louisville sixteen, Cleveland fifteen, Buffalo fourteen.
I'm not going to keep going down the list of
Minneapolis fourteen. Oh, I could go down the whole thing.
Nashville criminal, criminal that people weren't visiting Nashville. Salt Lake, Gosh,
Salt Lake was the cleanest, one of the great, clean,
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nice American cities. And now instead of being on the right,
they keep electing these scumbags to run that city, destroying
the whole thing. Tucson used to live there. Yep, I
can see it. Columbus, Charlotte, Indianapolis. If you vote Democrat,
you are voting for your city to die. And the
world knows it. How many times have I told you
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that our cities are what's on the billboard of our country.
No matter where you're coming from. If you're thinking about
visiting America, you're thinking about visiting Seattle or Salt Lake,
or LA or Miami or New York or Philly or Boston,
that's where you're thinking about visiting. And then you look
at the crime statistics and you ask yourself, is it
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worth spending the kind of money to go visit there
so I can step over hobo p And they've decided no,
they will move on. The cities have convinced themselves they
can do this forever. There's always an end date. Hey, Jesse,
I know there's a lot of tough questions to answer.
I need to hit you with one of the toughest, toughest.
(21:45):
You're a known case, so dip expert. Nearly as important
as the dip is the chip. What's the best dip
to chip? I It depends on my situation. Massive chips
I've been introduced to and a freaking adore Massa chips there.
(22:06):
You've never heard her. I told you about massive chips before.
Chris didn't. I. I didn't bring any in because they're
too expensive and I didn't want you to have any.
They're the healthy chips. But he'll stop stop, this is me.
They're healthy, freaking delicious. No. No, even Luke, my youngest,
who's the biggest junk food freak in the world, he'll
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raid the box whenever we get some and take them
up to his room. That's all good they are. What Chris,
what will ob have them? Yes, that's how good they are.
That's how many. I know you think it's a point
against it. Trust me, she'll have them. They're healthy enough
for her to have them, tastes enough for me to
have them with the real good crunch on them. Massive
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chips aren't always available, and yes, I realize they are expensive.
A good old fashioned Tostitos does a dip as well
as anybody. And those ones that are the little cups,
what are they called? Are they called cups? Chris? Are
they called coups? Everyone knows what I'm talking about, though.
The tostitos that are the little cups great for a
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little bowl of chip dip. It's wonderful, Jesse. The Democrat
Party is resembling a bunch of losers scrambling to buy
into a get rich pyramids scheme that's about to collapse.
They can't or won't see it coming. I'm here for
the crash. Do you think it's going to happen. Well,
there's an interesting thing happening. It's already starting to shape
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up in the Democrat primary, and that is this Gavin Newsom,
Governor of California. Gavin Newsom, I know he makes your
skin call me too, but he is not only very
clearly going to run, but he's spending money, or someone
is spending money on his behalf. You can see pr campaigns,
(23:54):
you can see propaganda campaigns. There's an online propaganda effort
to remote Gavin Newsom that's widespread right now, which means
there's money behind it. It's not just organic. There's money
behind it. So Gavin Newsom, you would think it's gonna
probably be the front runner, or at least one of
the front runners, because he's gonna raise a bunch of money.
(24:15):
But remember that primaries are different than general elections. In
order to earn the Democrat nomination, the path is different
than than becoming president.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It just is.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
And a critically important part of that is the black vote.
It is Gavin Newsom for some reason. I don't know why.
Gavin Newsom is way behind with the black vote. Kamala
Harris is number one right now with the black vote.
Do you know who the number two is? I'm not
even kidding as of right now, in a hypothetical poll,
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this is the number.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Talks of black vaute all the time. As somebody who's
the child of a preacher. Listen, most black people are
not Republicans simply because we just as like y'all races.
I can't hang out with the KKKA and m that's
really what it is. But when we think about who
we are as black people and we think about where
we come from, most black people have very conservative values, right,
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But the reality is that like we just can't side
with like the neo Nazis and him, we're not dealing with.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Y'all liked that, right, That's the number two choice behind
Kamala Harris and the black community. Now, maybe you're sitting
there being dismissive that's not a big enough portion of
the population in a Democrat primary. Dang sure is? Jack?
Do I need to remind you that Joe Biden was
not in the lead in that primary. He was not
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in the lead at all. They were getting desperate and
they did two things to ensure he would be the nominee.
They bribed everybody else out of the race, like the
rear Admiral Pete budhage Edge, who miraculously ended up as
Secretary of Transportation of course, in charge of the trains.
And they got Joe Biden the endorsement of James Clyburn.
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James Clyburn, he's just a piece of crap in the
House of Representatives, but he is majorly powerful in the
South Carolina black voting community. That endorsement drove those black
votes into Joe Biden's camp. He goes from way behind
to the nominee. It's not a small thing. What does
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gayven Newsom do there? I don't know. When the rear
admir was down, he went and drank a forty out
of a paperbag. I'm not even kidding. It was hilarious anyway.
One more segment, Hang on Sit is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Monday. You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. You know we've talked about this before. You
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know who's been so impressive as Marco Rubio. I don't
know what happened in his life, Maybe just got older
like the rest of us, But I've never been a
big Rubio fan. He handles himself really well. He really
handles himself well in front of these communists. He sat
down with this Margaret Brennan on face the Nation and
put her in her place pretty well.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
You know, there is concern from the Europeans that President
Zelensky is going to be bullied into signing something away.
That's why you have these European leaders coming as back
up tomorrow, can you it is?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
That's not true. But that's not why why that's not true.
They're not coming here tomorrow to keep Zelenski from being bullied.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Very old.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
They're coming here tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
The television cameras where President Zelenski.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
You know how meetings you're having.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Oh, no, I know, And I was just up in
one with Vladimir Putin where red carpet rolls.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
We've had more meetings we've had we've had We've had
one meeting with Putin and like a dozen meetings with Zelenski. So,
but that's not true. They're not coming here tomorrow to
keep Zelensky from being bullied. They're coming here tomorrow because
we've been working with the Europeans. We talked to them
last week. There were meetings in the UK over the
follow the previous weekend, as early as Thursday. But you
(28:09):
said that they're coming here tomorrow to keep Zelensky for
being bullied. They're not coming here tomorrow. Oh, this is
such a stupid media narrative that they're coming here tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Because I enjoy that. Also, I promised you this earlier.
This is David Brooks on PBS. Yes, he's a complete
and utter moron, but I want you to listen to this.
I appreciate him.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Let's still a little ethical experiment here. You're in World
War One. The Germans used mustard gas on civilians and
it helps them. Do you then decide, Okay, we're gonna
use mustard gas on civilians. What Trump ordered Abbott to
do in Texas is mustard gas on democracy. Some people
would feel, Okay, that was terrible.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
We have to fight that. It's horrible. It's horrible, but
we're gonna fight. He made a war reference that wasn't
World War two, and I didn't think anybody on the
left was capable of that, because every single thing, no
matter what is viewed as a World War II reference,
(29:09):
every enemy of the left is Hitler. That well, the
leaders always Hitler, the normal people are always Nazis. You were,
of course the good guy, and everything has to be
some ridiculous Hitler reference, whether it matters or not. What Chris,
what Chris said? It was still World War One. The
(29:29):
enemy's still Germany. Chris, I understand that, baby steps, buddy,
baby steps. He picked one different war one time. Let's
celebrate that fact. Let's celebrate that fact. I mean, granted.
The rest of it's ridiculous and ignorant. The truth is
he was talking about redistricting. There the only reason Democrats
(29:49):
don't want Republicans to redistrict redistrict the way they have
redistrict redistricted. That's a really hard thing to say all
at once. Chris, Okay, I went to commit college. I
don't need your looks. The real only reason I don't
want Republicans doing it is because they would lose seats
in the House, and they have essentially maxed out their redistricting,
(30:15):
meaning they keep threatening to respond in kind, but they
can't because they've already done it in all the states
they control. Go look at the congressional maps. What they're
worried about is Republicans finally doing it, finally responding. Remember,
the left gained the power they gained in this country
(30:37):
because we didn't fight. They gained it because they were
the only ones fighting for it. We were too busy
being hands off. It's not my business. Oh well, I
don't want to do that, and that's why we lost
what Chris, Yeah, Chris said. Now that the Texas Dems
are back, we're going to arrest some of them, right, No,
(30:58):
no arrest, no nothing, thread after thread after threat. We'll
vacate your seat. We're gonna we're gonna levy a heavy fine.
We'll have you arrested. You committed a felony. Nothing, absolutely nothing,
all bark, no bite, typical gop. Let's let's send. Let's
(31:21):
just send a truckload of male vitality stack from truck
over there or from chalk over there, Chris. If we'll
have it delivered that Texas Legislature, it would actually be hilarious.
Let's get a big truck with my face on it
and my name Bronco. We'll get a big truck, we'll
drive right up to the legislature and just start handing
out male vitality stacks here. I know you could use
(31:43):
some testosterrone. You sure could too. Let's use natural herbal
supplements to finally get some guts. And by the way,
you and me, we need to take natural herbal supplements.
Chalk has the best I have ever seen. There are
synthetic at strogens all over the place, plastics, it's all
(32:04):
through the water. It's killing our testosterone in this country.
The solution for this is chock. I never miss mine ever.
Actually it's Monday, so today refilled my little seven seven pill,
my weekly little thing today that like old people have
refilled it today with my male Vitality stack because I
(32:26):
have it after breakfast every single morning, just like I
did today. You want to feel like I feel all
the time? Chuck dot com slash Jesse c Hoq dot
com slash Jesse Jesse. Who's the person slash persons responsible
for selling off all our manufacturing to China? How did
(32:49):
this happen? Nixon gets a lot of it, to be
honest with you, saddens me, but he does. They wanted
to normalize relations with China, and look, this is a long,
complicated story, but in an effort to do that, we
chose to prop up the CCP of China instead of
(33:09):
smashing them and cut a bunch of deals. And now
they make all of our pharmaceuticals. That's a really healthy
place to be. And now he's a headline, you know
the thing headlines We didn't get to. Latest Taco bell
menu leak suggests several nostalgic items will return and soon.
(33:33):
Do not get your hopes up. I already looked through
the whole article. The Mexi Melt is not part of this.
New York Governor Kathy Hochel secretly pardoned a convicted killer
to shield him from deportation, a reminder that voting for
Democrats is an act of evil. Putin's bodyguards carried a
poop suitcase to the Alaska summit. Here's why. Apparently they
(33:58):
kept all of his poop in suitcase to avoid foreign
intelligence people from gathering his poop and what they would discuss.
They'd analyze it for signs of cancer and things like that,
and then they would leak it to the world. I
understand all that, and I understand it's Vladimir Putin, so
you kind of have to do what he says, or
you'll have to or you'll also quote fall out of
(34:20):
your apartment window. But who's the guy who has to
carry the poop beefcase. That's tough. That's tough. Imagine telling
your wife, honey, what you do today? Oh, UN Peacekeeping
Force in Lebanon spends US taxpayer money on gender diversity
training and therapeutic yoga instruction. We wonder why so much
(34:44):
of the world thinks America is this decadent, disgusting place.
It's because they take our tax dollars and they use
it on crap like this. All right. I know Trump
put out that statement that hopefully they're gonna have a meeting. Hopefully,
let's hope at the back end of this, whenever they
meet up somewhere, probably Switzerland, let's hope we finally end
(35:05):
all this killing stuff. Huh. Say a prayer for that tonight,
and I will see you tomorrow. That's all.
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