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the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, I want you
to imagine this. I want you to imagine this. I
want you to imagine Chris owns a jewelry store. I
know what Chris. This as a hypothetical, Chris owns a
jewelry store. I know that's shocking, but he would own
a jewelry store. And Chris, Chris gets tired of the robberies.
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He keeps getting robbed, and so finally Chris decides to
pony up the dough minimum wage. I'm sure to purchase
a security guard to guard his jewelry. And he goes out.
He hires a security guard. We'll call the security guard Corey.
So Chris hires Corey to guard the jewelry and Corey
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stands there. First day, a bunch of robbers come in.
Corey doesn't raise his voice, raise a fist, raise a finger,
sits and watch them clear out Chris's jewelry store. Next day,
same thing, robbers show up, Corey does nothing, cleans out
his jewelry store. Next day, same thing, next day, same thing,
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next day, same thing. Finally, on the next day, robbers
show up and they're cleaning out the jewelry store and whooooo,
the cops show up outside. The cops come storming into
the jewelry store and say freeze. And at that moment,
Corey says, you guys, get your hands off of Chris's jewelry.
What do you think you're doing? I will stop you.
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I'm the security guards, Corey, a good secure guard. You
think Yesterday was December ninth, two thy twenty four, and
Senator Chuck Grassley penned a long, long letter to Christopher Ray.
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I'm not gonna read it. It's kind of boring, but
it starts out, Director Ray, seven years ago, I presided
over your confirmation. The Senate confirmed you to your current
position in hopes you'd bring needed change. While I sincerely
congratulated you on your nomination, so on and so forth.
And then, of course, after he gets all the initial
flattery out of the way, he goes on over the
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course of two pages several paragraphs to lay out in
detail a lot of the failures or flat out malicious
conduct of Christopher Ray since he's been head of the FBI. Hey,
you went and did this. You ignored me on this.
We asked you for documents with this and this and
this and this, And he ends the letter by saying,
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I therefore must express my vote of no confidence in
your continued leadership of the FBI. President Trump has already
announced his intention to nominate a candidate to replace you.
Senate will carefully consider that choice. For my part, I've
also seen enough, and I hope your respective successors will
learn from these failures. And I saw a lot of
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people yesterday saying yeah, especially because after Chuck Grassley put
out this letter, Christopher Ray leaked last night he announced
he's gonna step down. He's going to resign on or
before January twentieth, when Trump takes over. And I saw
a lot of people saying, yeah, you get him, Grassly,
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that's a great letter. Whoo Grassley's getting him out. Well,
hold on, let me check again. I just want to
make sure my dates are correct. Grassley penned and sent
this letter on December ninth, twenty twenty four. Hang on,
I'm I'm getting order. My dates are a little bit fuzzy,
I think hold on, let me look at my phone.
I think that was yesterday. Oh you know what it was,
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December ninth, twenty twenty four. Was yesterday. Huh. But Christopher
Ray has been there for seven years. Seven years. For
seven years, Christopher Ray, after taking over the secret police agency,
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the Cheka known as the FBI, for seven years, Christopher
Ray sent federal agents after angry school board bombs. They
stormed into Donald Trump's home and raided his wife's panty drawer.
They arrested pro life pastors and women for praying singing
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worship songs. Christopher Ray's FBI, they in fact, worked hand
in hand with social media companies to ensure that the
very accurate story about Hunter Biden was buried before the
election that saw Joe Biden win. In fact, that very
same FBI, under Christopher Ray, they took in Hunter Biden's
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laptop and refused to investigate it. Until it was about
to be released to the press. That same FBI, they
have a memo. They have a memo that was discovered
courtesy of a whistleblower announcing their intention to infiltrate the
Catholic Church in the United States of America. That same
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FBI planned, coordinated, and funded a kidnapping, slash assassination plot
of Governor Gretchen Whitmer in Michigan in order to entrap
a bunch of Trump supporters, many of whom have gotten
off scott free because the entrapment was so brazen and
so blatant. For seven years, Christopher Ray presided over the
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secret police agency that committed more crimes against the American
people that I can possibly count. And you know how
many of these I saw seven years, None not one.
For seven years, that boob from Iowa sat there like
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a bump on along. The best we ever got from
him was wanting, at Christopher White, your bathroom break was
so long? Could you please stay?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Senator.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I had had a flight that I'm supposed to be
high tailing the two out of here, and I had
understood that we were going to be done at one thirty.
So that was That's how we ended up where we are.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
If it's your business trip, you got your own plane,
can it wait a while?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Sorry, to be honest, I've tried to make my break
as fast as I could to get right back out
of here, and you took more than five minutes. Ha
ha ha. Would you would you? For seven years we had?
Would your mind staying? I mean you went peeping a
little too long, mister Ray? Would you mind? We've said
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in a formal request, mister Ray, director Ray, Hey, I'm
just old Chuck, just being a good guy. And now
that Christopher Ray is a matter of weeks away from
Trump firing him anyway, now after seven years of abuse,
now we get the strongly worded no confidence letter. You'll
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have to excuse me if I don't thank the good
Senator for stepping in on our behalf. I'm sorry. I
guess I'm all out of gratitude. I guess maybe I
feel like he's security guard Cory doing a little bit
too little, a little bit too late, after the cops
have already showed up. Donald Trump's about to hand Christopher
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Ray a pig slip, whether or not he resigns in
a few weeks. And now is when we get the letter.
December ninth, twenty twenty four. Seven years of you as
a Senator sitting on your fat, useless butt, watching that
evil organization pillage the American people over one thousand January
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sixth political protesters, many of whom rotting in prison, the
FBI getting on a knee for Saint George Floyd and
those garbage Black Lives Matter protests, FBI recruiting at freaking
pride rallies, FBI committing evil act after evil act after
evil act, lying to the FISA court in order to
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spy on the political opponent of then President Barack Obama.
And never one freaking time did we get a letter
like this from Chuck Grassley. But now that he's on
the way out the door, now we get Hey, I've
decided I don't have any confidence in you. Maybe it's
time for you to step down. Look at me, ay, well,
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I'm fighting for you. Count me as unimpressed. You know,
I feel the exact same way about these useless losers
in Congress, Mike Johnson and all of them. I'm so
excited to have Elon Musk involved in vivek this Department
of Government efficiency. We're really gonna be able to cut
spending and waste. Wow, there's so much waste here in Washington.
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I can't wait to do some cutting. What have you
been doing, You're already in the House of Representatives. What
have you been doing? Let me tell you what you've
been doing. You've been signing every single continuing resolution to
fund every single penny of waste in this government. That's
what you've been doing. But now now that the momentum
is going their way, now these useless low tee pieces
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are crap. Lick their finger and stick it in the air.
Oh oh, the American people like this. Hey, guys, I'm
so excited to have elon here. Let's cut some spending.
Barf cowards. Where were you when we needed you? Not
now that Daddy Trump is here to carry you? Where
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were you when we needed your help? For seven years
we've been desperately needing your help, and you guys did nothing.
So sorry, Nah, I'm not impressed. In fact, the fact
you even wrote the letter now makes me matter that
if you've never written a letter at all, useless idiots,
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And this is exactly why I talk about sending them
all chalk. This is exactly why a bunch of low
t weenie losers lead this party, and I'm sick to
death of it. Every single one of them needs a
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That'll do that for you. I should note that's not
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a little stocky. Follow like in subscribe is the Jesse
Kelly Show. I'm calm, I'm totally calm now, I am calm.
I'm good to go. Chris I'm totally good, Joe. I've
wanted to touch on this. Can we talk about it
a lot? It's gonna be one of those continuing themes
about how, like everything we see, so much of it
is just designed by people in power to blood suck
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money from your wallet and put it into theirs in
the wallace of their friends. So I wanted to play
you a couple more examples of This. One is a
little older, but it just it explains everything so perfectly.
This one is from a John Lefevre lefferv I believe,
but I want to make sure he gets credit. He
did the reporting on it. Valencia Adams Kellum, you've never
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heard of her. It's fine, but she's the CEO of
something called the Los Angeles' Los Angeles Homeless Services Authority. Gosh,
I'll let me try that again, Los Angeles Homeless Services Authority.
You know how much money it gets annually from the taxpayer?
Eight hundred and seventy five million dollars. She makes three
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hundred and thirty eight thousand dollars a year. Oh but wait,
there's more. He did some digging. You see. They have
more than one hundred and seventy employees. At this nonprofit,
nonprofit funded by you. Remember, more than one hundred and
seventy employees make more than one hundred thousand dollars a year. Again,
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all of it, everything foreign, domestic, all of it is
just designed to bloodsuck more money from your wallet. Here's
coren diversity hire from today.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
United State's NG seven are now making good on that commitment. Together,
we will leverage income earned from frozen Russian sovereign assets
to provide a total of fifty billion dollars of extraordinary
Revenue acceleration ER loans to Ukraine. This will lend vital
support to the people of Ukraine as they defend their country,
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and it also makes clear aggressors and tyrants will be
responsible for the damage they cause.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Shoveling as much of your money as humanly possible out
the door into the capital of money laundering on this
planet before Donald Trump can take office on January twentieth.
Everything designed to bloodsuck your money from your wallet so
these scumbags can spend it on each other. It reminded
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me of this old one. This is from a little
bit ago, but Perez, well Tom Perez was talking about
the new FCC chair and listen to this exchange, just
listen to how it operates in DC. Is that not
a single project is underway and not a single home
has been connected to broadband as a result. Is that accurate?
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Can you tell it? He's talking about the forty two
billion dollar broadband program forty two billion dollars, But why no.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Talk to the families who have been connected as a
result of Middle Mile programs. I was up in New
Hampshire seven.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Of this program. Specifically, well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I did not get the precise funding stream through which
the homes of people I met in New Hampshire are
now connected, or the library in Wisconsin is now connected.
But what I can tell you is because of leadership
at both a federal and a state and a local level,
these communities and federal dollars, these communities now have you know,
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affordable high speed internet. The one thing I will say about,
you know, the FCC, is we work very closely with
them to make sure that people who couldn't afford internet
could get a subsidy. The American Connectivity Program.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Was Notice how he's not answering the question, not answering
a single word. Where's the forty two billion dollars gone.
It was forty two billion dollars, would it be Imagine
what you could do with four two billion dollars. This
was a forty two billion dollar program of your money
to hook broadband internet up. Not a single homesman hooked up.
Where's the money gone? He's been talking for a minute.
I haven't heard a single and the.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
President and vice President very strongly supported it. Expired in May,
I believe of this year, and we spent a lot
of time. We sent over a supplemental budget request and
by the way, almost fifty percent of people eligible.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Still no answer, not a word for.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
That subsidy or military families.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
And and there it is always got to pull out
the troops. Are you thinking we're stealing your money? Or
are we stealing your money? You're accusing me of stealing
your money. Support our troops. I love our troops.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
And that's unfortunate that the Republicans in Congress chose not
to extend that because more people participated in that program
than we're participating in Foodsteff.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
He doesn't have an answer because they stole forty two
billion dollars of your money and they handed it to
all your friends or their friends. They didn't do a
single thing with it, and when challenged on it, he
brought up the United States military and blamed Republicans in
Congress for not being patriotic enough. Every single thing you see,
from homeless programs to programs to help illegals to more
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money for Ukraine, it's all one gigantic gangster scam from
a gangster system designed to forcibly remove money from your
wallet so they can put it in theirs and in
the pockets of all of their friend all their friends.
The American taxpayer is fleeced in ways that would have
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him in the streets with pitchforks and torches if he
could ever see the full length and breadth of the
corruption all around him, and how much of it he funds.
That's the truth. That's why they pull this crick.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
NG seven are now making good on that commitment. Together,
we will leverage income earned from frozen Russian sovereign assets
to provide a total of fifty billion dollars of extraordinary
revenue acceleration.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Don't worry, it's from frozen Russian assets. Yeah, I'm sure
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it with Fluffy Fred all the time. Jesse, I don't
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Mitch McConnell took a little tumble today and there's nothing
funny about that. Has a cut on his face, it's bruised,
he's got a sprained wrist. But why don't any of
these people just go away? I just don't understand why
they don't leave. And honestly, you're eighty two he now
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has several times in public lost his train of thought
when he was speaking. And I'm not insulting that either.
It's eighty two years old. It happens, the mind doesn't
stay the way it was. I get it. That's not
an insult. But why don't you go away? You know?
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You know I have a weird fear just so I'm
just gonna give it to you very honestly. Here. We've
been blessed that we've been given this platform, very blessed
to have this radio show, and we're not supposed to
be here. We lucked into this whole thing. I have
no idea why people love it. So we're here, right, No,
we're blessed to be here. I'm really worried that one
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day I'll be in a place where I want to
hang on too long. You shouldn't hang on too long.
And for some reason, there are some career fields, radio
being one of them. But politics, my goodness, they just
never go away. Why don't you retire, oh, Chris, said
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Diane Feinstein. Chris, she's one of a million, She's just
one of the most recent ones to die in office.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
They all do.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
You're eighty two, you're rich. You can't complete a sentence,
you just fell, busted up your wrist, cut up your face.
Why don't you go? Don't you enjoy anything else? And honestly,
the Chris is shaking his head. He's probably right, No,
they don't. You don't enjoy your wife. You've been married
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for a long time. You don't enjoy spending time with
your wife. Don't you wanna Look, you're eighty two and rich.
You can't take your money with you. Why don't you
go run a yacht or something. Go spend a week
in the Philippines, are somewhere fancy like that. Go golf.
If you have a heart for others, which, of course
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Mitch McConnell doesn't. If you have a heart for others,
spend your time raising money for people or or giving back,
volunteering in a suit that whatever, you know what, it
doesn't even have to be selfless. Maybe your favorite thing
in the world is a golf and black tar heroin.
You're eighty two, go do it, knock yourself out, have
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a good time. Why are you still doing this? I
don't understand it, and it is it is a because
I find this to be so unappealing. I've always thought
it was this way when people hang on way too long.
Not that you hung on an extra year and maybe
you could have given it up, But I'm talking the
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ones who hang on so long that whatever in whatever
fielder is, it gets sad right, and then it hurts
their reputation in the end. I've always feared that for myself.
I've always been a afraid of being that guy. What
if it's me? What if I'm sixty one day doing
this sixty five and there are young guys, sharper guys,
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people with a better sense of humor, better show, more
entertaining speaking on his truths, and I just won't let go. No,
you'll have to pride this microphone on of my cold
dead hands. Oh my gosh, go away and retire. I
can't stand it. It drives me nuts. Just leave. Yeah,
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But I've told you before. I had this conversation with
the h a producer for someone you would know. And
that's all I'm going to say about that. If I
said the name, you would know him, all right. And
his producer is a good friend of mine, and we
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were having a commonation. We were out and this guy
you would know is physically breaking down. And if there
are parts of him that are physically breaking down that
make doing the job itself a grind, it just I'll
put it to you that way, it makes doing the
job itself a grind. And I asked him what I
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just was yelling about to you, Why doesn't he just retire?
I don't even know. I don't even know how many
millions of dollars this guy's made in his life. But
I'm sure he doesn't have to worry about money, right,
don't do whatever he wants. I'm sure of it. So
I asked him, why don't Why doesn't he just go away?
And he looked at me and said, Jesse, what else
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does he have? And I'm worried that that'll be me
one day. I can't see Chris says. Chris says, no, what,
Chris what? Well, I that's a relief. Chris said he'll
quit if the show sucks. You know what. I support that, Chris,
you do it. Maybe Chris will be the one who
determines me hang it up. Chris will just say that,
you know what, that sucked, I quit, and I'll be all, yeah,
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you know what. I guess I'm done here. I'm retiring.
But why don't these people ever leave? It drives me
up the wall. Let's go to the voicemail, shall we hear?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Regarding mice, fresh peppermint leaves repel mice. You might also
try peppermint oil, which is more concentrated. Good luck, God,
bless your new year.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, I did not know that peppermint repels mice. That's
a good thing. I suppose I should say. I do
appreciate the tidbit, but I'm not interested in repelling anything.
I'm in this to kill. Okay, the mice invaded my space.
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It's my home. My home was invaded from the outside.
I don't want them repelled. I want them all to die.
My space has been taken. I intend to take it back. What, Chris,
have I stopped their entry point.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
In a way?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
No, I haven't stopped their entry point. How would I
do that, Chris? It's a mouse. It's a mouse. They're
come in from all over the place. It's not like
it's Fred where I have a pretty good idea of
how he got in or out of the house at
any given time. It's a mouse. Houses have different little
little little cracks and things in it. You know, it's
not all sealed up, pal, and it's not supposed to
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be all sealed up. No, I don't know how the
mice got in. I'm sorry. I haven't been tracking them
with my black light camera or something like that, although
that would be pretty sick. But maybe I should see
maybe I should set up a super advanced surveillance system
inside of my own No, No, you know what, Trapper
Jesse doesn't need any of that. More voice, man, what
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about promoting Chip Roy to run for senator?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
I think that he has a nose, brashmoots forward.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I'll go to the match forgot for that guy? He said?
What about Chip Roy for senator in Texas? Oh my gosh,
sign me up for that, so you could just go
ahead and pencil my name, and if Chip Roy ever
decides who's going to challenge John Cornyn for senator, Look,
I'll tell you we are anxious for a scalp. I'm
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anxious for a scalp. You're anxious for a scalp, a
GOP senator's scalp to take one of them out in
a primary. That's what you're anxious for, and what I'm
anxious for because you start taking them out, all you
need to do is one or two, like I said,
and the rest will get in line. They'll stop messing around,
they'll stop thinking they run things. Put the fear of
God and the rest of them and watch the others
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get in line. And a lot of people aware of
the political situation, like you, think that there's a real
opportunity with John Cornyn in twenty twenty six in the
state of Texas. And I'm here to tell you from
people who are whispering in my ear, we do have
a very real shot at that because there are a cup,
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very legitimate, established people who are considering launching a primary
challenge towards him. Now, as I've told you a million times,
it has to be one Campy two, campy three. I
know six of us try to take him out. That
doesn't work. One established anti communist who can raise money.
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We get behind him. It turns into a national campaign.
He gets enough money, he won't raise as much as
corn and he gets enough to get on the air.
Get his name. I'd out there, you take out John Cornyn.
Nobody has announced yet. There are rumors flying everywhere that
Ken Paxton's gonna do it. East Texas's ag that this
guy's gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
That.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Just know that there is more than one solid name
considering it at this point in time. And that is
all I'll say about that. We'll talk about a couple
of these Blue state commedies. Do some headlines I didn't
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Speaker 4 (30:31):
Three Yissy the trapper. All you need is a Tomcat
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Speaker 2 (30:40):
I love you guys. You know I tried to explain
to the wife that there is a pretty full proof
solution to getting rid of mice and rats. She just
wasn't having any of it. Well, you'd like to know what, Chris,
what we used to do. You need to get a
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black snake. You need to get a black snake. Black
snakes are amazing hunters. Snakes in general are amazing hunters.
Get a black snake, turn him loose, and whatever rat
problem or mouse problem you think you have will be
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a temporary problem. And op is just not that big
on the snake. See. Chris pointed out that we have
a snake. My oldest son, James, is one of these
snake people. He has a python. And I actually suggested
the same thing to her. I said, hey, what's what's
the name of that stupid python? His what did he
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call that? The peanut? That's what he called the thing, peanut.
I didn't name him, Chris, anyway, the thing is called peanut.
James said, well, what about peanut? And I said, yeah, woman,
I'm telling you, you turn that thing loose for a little
while won't take long and the things to be gone.
And she definitely was not not okay with turning a
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snake loose. I guess it's a little too white trashy
for her. But the white trash ways are the best ways.
There's no better way you get yourself a black snake.
Turn that bad boy loose. Don't freak out. It's not poisonous.
Every time you see. It's not gonna bother you. Turn
that bad boy loose. Rats, mice gone, And not only that,
the snakes will find the nest so that it happens.
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You get the mouse, you get the rat. But there's
a whole nest of all those little buggers in there.
The black snake will find that and kill all them too.
What Chris Chris said, don't they only eat like once
a week? Well, look, pal, it's not well kind of
let me explain. No, they don't eat often, but they
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will eat more often if opportunities present themselves. When it
comes to snakes, people think, well, they only ever need
to eat once a month. No, they only get to
eat once a month, and because they understand how to
slow their bodies down and not burn too much energy,
they can last because opportunity does not come every other day.
(33:11):
You know, we're all used to watching the nature videos
with the little field mouseppe's doing the little squeaking things,
and then he happens to basically be the most unlucky
field mouse ever and he trips over the tongue of
the black mamba and then he gets eaten. Well, they
had to film like eight thousand hours of video before
they got that one little part of the field mouse.
(33:32):
It's not like it's just a big mouse eating fest
out there. Trust me, you turn a black snake loose,
it'll get it done. But she was not receptive to
that at all. Speaking of snakes, let's talk about these
commies in these blue states and how well being horrible
works out for them. Adam Schiff is a dirt ball.
(33:53):
Latitia James, New York's Attorney General, is a dirt ball.
And you don't need any help from me to hate
Adams if you already hate Adam Schiff and all the
scummy stuff he's done to Trump as a member of
the House of Representatives. You've been mad about it for years,
so have I. But here's the deal. If you're from
a solidly blue state, conducting yourself like an animal is
(34:19):
how you get promoted. Adam Schiff is about to take
over one of the most powerful positions in the United
States of America. Adam Schiff is about to be a
senator from the state of California. That's a really, really
big deal. Latitia James came out today. She said she's
(34:39):
not dropping the civil fraud case against Trump, that ridiculous case,
four hundred and fifty four million dollar judgment. Honestly, it's
one of the more egregious cases I've ever seen in
my Life's awful, and I'm not dropping it. I'm staying
with it. And people are yelling today, oh she better.
Things have turned around. Not in New York. Latitia James
(34:59):
is not concerned about anything except the next big political job,
whether that be Chuck Schumer's Senate spot that was That's
what I always thought it was going to be, or
maybe the governor's mansion. And guess what the best way
to get promoted is from a solidly communist state like
New York or California. To act like a rabbit animal,
to act like a communist. You and I hate what
(35:23):
these people did, and the country as a whole hates
what these people did. However, their voters in those states
do not. And that's the sad reality of it. And
Another sad reality is we are not making enough babies
in this country. There's a story I'll actually get into
it tomorrow about countries trying to up their birth rate.
(35:45):
The truth is that we are. We're drowning in estrogen
now because it's in the waters, it's in the plastics,
we drink it, we shower in it, it's everywhere now.
It comes from the birth control. It doesn't get treated out.
It's awful and as a result, te levels are plummeting.
Men don't want to get married. They don't even want
to date. Men don't want to date, they don't want
(36:06):
to get married. And what they do, they don't want
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All right, all right, I just I'm gonna play this
again to circle back to what we're talking about the
(36:48):
first hour.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
If we do not lead the world, what nation leads
the world? Who pulls you up together? Who tries to
pull the Middle East together? How do we think in
the ocean? What do we do in Africa?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Read?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
The United States lead the world?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Ties directly into coren diversity higher announcing another fifty billion
to Ukraine.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Now, stace NG seven are now making good on that commitment. Together,
we will leverage income earned from frozen Russian sovereign assets
to provide a total of fifty billion dollars of extraordinary
Revenue acceleration ER loans to Ukraine. This will lend vital
support to the people of Ukraine as they defend their country,
(37:32):
and it also makes clear aggressors and tyrants will be
responsible for the damage they cause.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, the system is doing everything it can do to
ensure none of this can be reversed. And now there's
a headline, you know the thing headlines we didn't get
to you how the climate movement is changing tactics after win.
This goes back to what we opened up the show.
(38:03):
They are changing tactics, they are making adjustments. They are
not out, they have not quit, but they are on
the run and turtling up and it is a good thing.
And I somehow ran out of time, so we will
have to come back and do this tomorrow. This has
been a podcast from wor
This is a podcast from WRDA.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Is that Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse
Kelly Show. I'm gonna yell at Chuck Grassley. In just
a moment, Mitch McConnell fell and bumped his head. The
Commis in the Blue States are not losing the way
commis nationally are. And that's a good thing and a
terrible thing. All that trying to reverse the birth rate
in this country and so much more coming up on
(00:25):
the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, I want you
to imagine this. I want you to imagine this. I
want you to imagine Chris owns a jewelry store. I
know what Chris. This as a hypothetical, Chris owns a
jewelry store. I know that's shocking, but he would own
a jewelry store. And Chris, Chris gets tired of the robberies.
(00:52):
He keeps getting robbed, and so finally Chris decides to
pony up the dough minimum wage. I'm sure to purchase
a security guard to guard his jewelry. And he goes out.
He hires a security guard. We'll call the security guard Corey.
So Chris hires Corey to guard the jewelry and Corey
(01:14):
stands there. First day, a bunch of robbers come in.
Corey doesn't raise his voice, raise a fist, raise a finger,
sits and watch them clear out Chris's jewelry store. Next day,
same thing, robbers show up, Corey does nothing, cleans out
his jewelry store. Next day, same thing, next day, same thing,
(01:35):
next day, same thing. Finally, on the next day, robbers
show up and they're cleaning out the jewelry store and whooooo,
the cops show up outside. The cops come storming into
the jewelry store and say freeze. And at that moment,
Corey says, you guys, get your hands off of Chris's jewelry.
What do you think you're doing? I will stop you.
(01:57):
I'm the security guards, Corey, a good secure guard. You
think Yesterday was December ninth, two thy twenty four, and
Senator Chuck Grassley penned a long, long letter to Christopher Ray.
(02:19):
I'm not gonna read it. It's kind of boring, but
it starts out, Director Ray, seven years ago, I presided
over your confirmation. The Senate confirmed you to your current
position in hopes you'd bring needed change. While I sincerely
congratulated you on your nomination, so on and so forth.
And then, of course, after he gets all the initial
flattery out of the way, he goes on over the
(02:42):
course of two pages several paragraphs to lay out in
detail a lot of the failures or flat out malicious
conduct of Christopher Ray since he's been head of the FBI. Hey,
you went and did this. You ignored me on this.
We asked you for documents with this and this and
this and this, And he ends the letter by saying,
(03:04):
I therefore must express my vote of no confidence in
your continued leadership of the FBI. President Trump has already
announced his intention to nominate a candidate to replace you.
Senate will carefully consider that choice. For my part, I've
also seen enough, and I hope your respective successors will
learn from these failures. And I saw a lot of
(03:26):
people yesterday saying yeah, especially because after Chuck Grassley put
out this letter, Christopher Ray leaked last night he announced
he's gonna step down. He's going to resign on or
before January twentieth, when Trump takes over. And I saw
a lot of people saying, yeah, you get him, Grassly,
(03:46):
that's a great letter. Whoo Grassley's getting him out. Well,
hold on, let me check again. I just want to
make sure my dates are correct. Grassley penned and sent
this letter on December ninth, twenty twenty four. Hang on,
I'm I'm getting order. My dates are a little bit fuzzy,
I think hold on, let me look at my phone.
I think that was yesterday. Oh you know what it was,
(04:09):
December ninth, twenty twenty four. Was yesterday. Huh. But Christopher
Ray has been there for seven years. Seven years. For
seven years, Christopher Ray, after taking over the secret police agency,
(04:32):
the Cheka known as the FBI, for seven years, Christopher
Ray sent federal agents after angry school board bombs. They
stormed into Donald Trump's home and raided his wife's panty drawer.
They arrested pro life pastors and women for praying singing
(04:53):
worship songs. Christopher Ray's FBI, they in fact, worked hand
in hand with social media companies to ensure that the
very accurate story about Hunter Biden was buried before the
election that saw Joe Biden win. In fact, that very
same FBI, under Christopher Ray, they took in Hunter Biden's
(05:14):
laptop and refused to investigate it. Until it was about
to be released to the press. That same FBI, they
have a memo. They have a memo that was discovered
courtesy of a whistleblower announcing their intention to infiltrate the
Catholic Church in the United States of America. That same
(05:36):
FBI planned, coordinated, and funded a kidnapping, slash assassination plot
of Governor Gretchen Whitmer in Michigan in order to entrap
a bunch of Trump supporters, many of whom have gotten
off scott free because the entrapment was so brazen and
so blatant. For seven years, Christopher Ray presided over the
(05:57):
secret police agency that committed more crimes against the American
people that I can possibly count. And you know how
many of these I saw seven years, None not one.
For seven years, that boob from Iowa sat there like
(06:19):
a bump on along. The best we ever got from
him was wanting, at Christopher White, your bathroom break was
so long? Could you please stay?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Senator.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I had had a flight that I'm supposed to be
high tailing the two out of here, and I had
understood that we were going to be done at one thirty.
So that was That's how we ended up where we are.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
If it's your business trip, you got your own plane,
can it wait a while?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Sorry, to be honest, I've tried to make my break
as fast as I could to get right back out
of here, and you took more than five minutes. Ha
ha ha. Would you would you? For seven years we had?
Would your mind staying? I mean you went peeping a
little too long, mister Ray? Would you mind? We've said
(07:11):
in a formal request, mister Ray, director Ray, Hey, I'm
just old Chuck, just being a good guy. And now
that Christopher Ray is a matter of weeks away from
Trump firing him anyway, now after seven years of abuse,
now we get the strongly worded no confidence letter. You'll
(07:35):
have to excuse me if I don't thank the good
Senator for stepping in on our behalf. I'm sorry. I
guess I'm all out of gratitude. I guess maybe I
feel like he's security guard Cory doing a little bit
too little, a little bit too late, after the cops
have already showed up. Donald Trump's about to hand Christopher
(07:56):
Ray a pig slip, whether or not he resigns in
a few weeks. And now is when we get the letter.
December ninth, twenty twenty four. Seven years of you as
a Senator sitting on your fat, useless butt, watching that
evil organization pillage the American people over one thousand January
(08:18):
sixth political protesters, many of whom rotting in prison, the
FBI getting on a knee for Saint George Floyd and
those garbage Black Lives Matter protests, FBI recruiting at freaking
pride rallies, FBI committing evil act after evil act after
evil act, lying to the FISA court in order to
(08:40):
spy on the political opponent of then President Barack Obama.
And never one freaking time did we get a letter
like this from Chuck Grassley. But now that he's on
the way out the door, now we get Hey, I've
decided I don't have any confidence in you. Maybe it's
time for you to step down. Look at me, ay, well,
(09:02):
I'm fighting for you. Count me as unimpressed. You know,
I feel the exact same way about these useless losers
in Congress, Mike Johnson and all of them. I'm so
excited to have Elon Musk involved in vivek this Department
of Government efficiency. We're really gonna be able to cut
spending and waste. Wow, there's so much waste here in Washington.
(09:26):
I can't wait to do some cutting. What have you
been doing, You're already in the House of Representatives. What
have you been doing? Let me tell you what you've
been doing. You've been signing every single continuing resolution to
fund every single penny of waste in this government. That's
what you've been doing. But now now that the momentum
is going their way, now these useless low tee pieces
(09:49):
are crap. Lick their finger and stick it in the air.
Oh oh, the American people like this. Hey, guys, I'm
so excited to have elon here. Let's cut some spending.
Barf cowards. Where were you when we needed you? Not
now that Daddy Trump is here to carry you? Where
(10:09):
were you when we needed your help? For seven years
we've been desperately needing your help, and you guys did nothing.
So sorry, Nah, I'm not impressed. In fact, the fact
you even wrote the letter now makes me matter that
if you've never written a letter at all, useless idiots,
(10:33):
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Kelly Show. I'm calm, I'm totally calm now, I am calm.
I'm good to go. Chris I'm totally good, Joe. I've
wanted to touch on this. Can we talk about it
a lot? It's gonna be one of those continuing themes
about how, like everything we see, so much of it
is just designed by people in power to blood suck
(12:04):
money from your wallet and put it into theirs in
the wallace of their friends. So I wanted to play
you a couple more examples of This. One is a
little older, but it just it explains everything so perfectly.
This one is from a John Lefevre lefferv I believe,
but I want to make sure he gets credit. He
did the reporting on it. Valencia Adams Kellum, you've never
(12:26):
heard of her. It's fine, but she's the CEO of
something called the Los Angeles' Los Angeles Homeless Services Authority. Gosh,
I'll let me try that again, Los Angeles Homeless Services Authority.
You know how much money it gets annually from the taxpayer?
Eight hundred and seventy five million dollars. She makes three
(12:52):
hundred and thirty eight thousand dollars a year. Oh but wait,
there's more. He did some digging. You see. They have
more than one hundred and seventy employees. At this nonprofit,
nonprofit funded by you. Remember, more than one hundred and
seventy employees make more than one hundred thousand dollars a year. Again,
(13:22):
all of it, everything foreign, domestic, all of it is
just designed to bloodsuck more money from your wallet. Here's
coren diversity hire from today.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
United State's NG seven are now making good on that commitment. Together,
we will leverage income earned from frozen Russian sovereign assets
to provide a total of fifty billion dollars of extraordinary
Revenue acceleration ER loans to Ukraine. This will lend vital
support to the people of Ukraine as they defend their country,
(13:56):
and it also makes clear aggressors and tyrants will be
responsible for the damage they cause.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Shoveling as much of your money as humanly possible out
the door into the capital of money laundering on this
planet before Donald Trump can take office on January twentieth.
Everything designed to bloodsuck your money from your wallet so
these scumbags can spend it on each other. It reminded
(14:28):
me of this old one. This is from a little
bit ago, but Perez, well Tom Perez was talking about
the new FCC chair and listen to this exchange, just
listen to how it operates in DC. Is that not
a single project is underway and not a single home
has been connected to broadband as a result. Is that accurate?
(14:50):
Can you tell it? He's talking about the forty two
billion dollar broadband program forty two billion dollars, But why no.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Talk to the families who have been connected as a
result of Middle Mile programs. I was up in New
Hampshire seven.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Of this program. Specifically, well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I did not get the precise funding stream through which
the homes of people I met in New Hampshire are
now connected, or the library in Wisconsin is now connected.
But what I can tell you is because of leadership
at both a federal and a state and a local level,
these communities and federal dollars, these communities now have you know,
(15:34):
affordable high speed internet. The one thing I will say about,
you know, the FCC, is we work very closely with
them to make sure that people who couldn't afford internet
could get a subsidy. The American Connectivity Program.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Was Notice how he's not answering the question, not answering
a single word. Where's the forty two billion dollars gone.
It was forty two billion dollars, would it be Imagine
what you could do with four two billion dollars. This
was a forty two billion dollar program of your money
to hook broadband internet up. Not a single homesman hooked up.
Where's the money gone? He's been talking for a minute.
I haven't heard a single and the.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
President and vice President very strongly supported it. Expired in May,
I believe of this year, and we spent a lot
of time. We sent over a supplemental budget request and
by the way, almost fifty percent of people eligible.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Still no answer, not a word for.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
That subsidy or military families.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
And and there it is always got to pull out
the troops. Are you thinking we're stealing your money? Or
are we stealing your money? You're accusing me of stealing
your money. Support our troops. I love our troops.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
And that's unfortunate that the Republicans in Congress chose not
to extend that because more people participated in that program
than we're participating in Foodsteff.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
He doesn't have an answer because they stole forty two
billion dollars of your money and they handed it to
all your friends or their friends. They didn't do a
single thing with it, and when challenged on it, he
brought up the United States military and blamed Republicans in
Congress for not being patriotic enough. Every single thing you see,
from homeless programs to programs to help illegals to more
(17:10):
money for Ukraine, it's all one gigantic gangster scam from
a gangster system designed to forcibly remove money from your
wallet so they can put it in theirs and in
the pockets of all of their friend all their friends.
The American taxpayer is fleeced in ways that would have
(17:34):
him in the streets with pitchforks and torches if he
could ever see the full length and breadth of the
corruption all around him, and how much of it he funds.
That's the truth. That's why they pull this crick.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
NG seven are now making good on that commitment. Together,
we will leverage income earned from frozen Russian sovereign assets
to provide a total of fifty billion dollars of extraordinary
revenue acceleration.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Don't worry, it's from frozen Russian assets. Yeah, I'm sure
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(18:27):
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(19:37):
Mitch McConnell took a little tumble today and there's nothing
funny about that. Has a cut on his face, it's bruised,
he's got a sprained wrist. But why don't any of
these people just go away? I just don't understand why
they don't leave. And honestly, you're eighty two he now
(20:05):
has several times in public lost his train of thought
when he was speaking. And I'm not insulting that either.
It's eighty two years old. It happens, the mind doesn't
stay the way it was. I get it. That's not
an insult. But why don't you go away? You know?
(20:26):
You know I have a weird fear just so I'm
just gonna give it to you very honestly. Here. We've
been blessed that we've been given this platform, very blessed
to have this radio show, and we're not supposed to
be here. We lucked into this whole thing. I have
no idea why people love it. So we're here, right, No,
we're blessed to be here. I'm really worried that one
(20:49):
day I'll be in a place where I want to
hang on too long. You shouldn't hang on too long.
And for some reason, there are some career fields, radio
being one of them. But politics, my goodness, they just
never go away. Why don't you retire, oh, Chris, said
(21:13):
Diane Feinstein. Chris, she's one of a million, She's just
one of the most recent ones to die in office.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
They all do.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
You're eighty two, you're rich. You can't complete a sentence,
you just fell, busted up your wrist, cut up your face.
Why don't you go? Don't you enjoy anything else? And honestly,
the Chris is shaking his head. He's probably right, No,
they don't. You don't enjoy your wife. You've been married
(21:44):
for a long time. You don't enjoy spending time with
your wife. Don't you wanna Look, you're eighty two and rich.
You can't take your money with you. Why don't you
go run a yacht or something. Go spend a week
in the Philippines, are somewhere fancy like that. Go golf.
If you have a heart for others, which, of course
(22:05):
Mitch McConnell doesn't. If you have a heart for others,
spend your time raising money for people or or giving back,
volunteering in a suit that whatever, you know what, it
doesn't even have to be selfless. Maybe your favorite thing
in the world is a golf and black tar heroin.
You're eighty two, go do it, knock yourself out, have
(22:27):
a good time. Why are you still doing this? I
don't understand it, and it is it is a because
I find this to be so unappealing. I've always thought
it was this way when people hang on way too long.
Not that you hung on an extra year and maybe
you could have given it up, But I'm talking the
(22:47):
ones who hang on so long that whatever in whatever
fielder is, it gets sad right, and then it hurts
their reputation in the end. I've always feared that for myself.
I've always been a afraid of being that guy. What
if it's me? What if I'm sixty one day doing
this sixty five and there are young guys, sharper guys,
(23:11):
people with a better sense of humor, better show, more
entertaining speaking on his truths, and I just won't let go. No,
you'll have to pride this microphone on of my cold
dead hands. Oh my gosh, go away and retire. I
can't stand it. It drives me nuts. Just leave. Yeah,
(23:35):
But I've told you before. I had this conversation with
the h a producer for someone you would know. And
that's all I'm going to say about that. If I
said the name, you would know him, all right. And
his producer is a good friend of mine, and we
(23:59):
were having a commonation. We were out and this guy
you would know is physically breaking down. And if there
are parts of him that are physically breaking down that
make doing the job itself a grind, it just I'll
put it to you that way, it makes doing the
job itself a grind. And I asked him what I
(24:22):
just was yelling about to you, Why doesn't he just retire?
I don't even know. I don't even know how many
millions of dollars this guy's made in his life. But
I'm sure he doesn't have to worry about money, right,
don't do whatever he wants. I'm sure of it. So
I asked him, why don't Why doesn't he just go away?
And he looked at me and said, Jesse, what else
(24:43):
does he have? And I'm worried that that'll be me
one day. I can't see Chris says. Chris says, no, what,
Chris what? Well, I that's a relief. Chris said he'll
quit if the show sucks. You know what. I support that, Chris,
you do it. Maybe Chris will be the one who
determines me hang it up. Chris will just say that,
you know what, that sucked, I quit, and I'll be all, yeah,
(25:04):
you know what. I guess I'm done here. I'm retiring.
But why don't these people ever leave? It drives me
up the wall. Let's go to the voicemail, shall we hear?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Regarding mice, fresh peppermint leaves repel mice. You might also
try peppermint oil, which is more concentrated. Good luck, God,
bless your new year.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, I did not know that peppermint repels mice. That's
a good thing. I suppose I should say. I do
appreciate the tidbit, but I'm not interested in repelling anything.
I'm in this to kill. Okay, the mice invaded my space.
(25:46):
It's my home. My home was invaded from the outside.
I don't want them repelled. I want them all to die.
My space has been taken. I intend to take it back. What, Chris,
have I stopped their entry point.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
In a way?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
No, I haven't stopped their entry point. How would I
do that, Chris? It's a mouse. It's a mouse. They're
come in from all over the place. It's not like
it's Fred where I have a pretty good idea of
how he got in or out of the house at
any given time. It's a mouse. Houses have different little
little little cracks and things in it. You know, it's
not all sealed up, pal, and it's not supposed to
(26:28):
be all sealed up. No, I don't know how the
mice got in. I'm sorry. I haven't been tracking them
with my black light camera or something like that, although
that would be pretty sick. But maybe I should see
maybe I should set up a super advanced surveillance system
inside of my own No, No, you know what, Trapper
Jesse doesn't need any of that. More voice, man, what
(26:48):
about promoting Chip Roy to run for senator?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
I think that he has a nose, brashmoots forward.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I'll go to the match forgot for that guy? He said?
What about Chip Roy for senator in Texas? Oh my gosh,
sign me up for that, so you could just go
ahead and pencil my name, and if Chip Roy ever
decides who's going to challenge John Cornyn for senator, Look,
I'll tell you we are anxious for a scalp. I'm
(27:15):
anxious for a scalp. You're anxious for a scalp, a
GOP senator's scalp to take one of them out in
a primary. That's what you're anxious for, and what I'm
anxious for because you start taking them out, all you
need to do is one or two, like I said,
and the rest will get in line. They'll stop messing around,
they'll stop thinking they run things. Put the fear of
God and the rest of them and watch the others
(27:37):
get in line. And a lot of people aware of
the political situation, like you, think that there's a real
opportunity with John Cornyn in twenty twenty six in the
state of Texas. And I'm here to tell you from
people who are whispering in my ear, we do have
a very real shot at that because there are a cup,
(28:00):
very legitimate, established people who are considering launching a primary
challenge towards him. Now, as I've told you a million times,
it has to be one Campy two, campy three. I
know six of us try to take him out. That
doesn't work. One established anti communist who can raise money.
(28:21):
We get behind him. It turns into a national campaign.
He gets enough money, he won't raise as much as
corn and he gets enough to get on the air.
Get his name. I'd out there, you take out John Cornyn.
Nobody has announced yet. There are rumors flying everywhere that
Ken Paxton's gonna do it. East Texas's ag that this
guy's gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
That.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Just know that there is more than one solid name
considering it at this point in time. And that is
all I'll say about that. We'll talk about a couple
of these Blue state commedies. Do some headlines I didn't
get to in more coming up on the last segment
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Speaker 4 (30:31):
Three Yissy the trapper. All you need is a Tomcat
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I love you guys. You know I tried to explain
to the wife that there is a pretty full proof
solution to getting rid of mice and rats. She just
wasn't having any of it. Well, you'd like to know what, Chris,
what we used to do. You need to get a
(31:03):
black snake. You need to get a black snake. Black
snakes are amazing hunters. Snakes in general are amazing hunters.
Get a black snake, turn him loose, and whatever rat
problem or mouse problem you think you have will be
(31:24):
a temporary problem. And op is just not that big
on the snake. See. Chris pointed out that we have
a snake. My oldest son, James, is one of these
snake people. He has a python. And I actually suggested
the same thing to her. I said, hey, what's what's
the name of that stupid python? His what did he
(31:45):
call that? The peanut? That's what he called the thing, peanut.
I didn't name him, Chris, anyway, the thing is called peanut.
James said, well, what about peanut? And I said, yeah, woman,
I'm telling you, you turn that thing loose for a little
while won't take long and the things to be gone.
And she definitely was not not okay with turning a
(32:06):
snake loose. I guess it's a little too white trashy
for her. But the white trash ways are the best ways.
There's no better way you get yourself a black snake.
Turn that bad boy loose. Don't freak out. It's not poisonous.
Every time you see. It's not gonna bother you. Turn
that bad boy loose. Rats, mice gone, And not only that,
the snakes will find the nest so that it happens.
(32:28):
You get the mouse, you get the rat. But there's
a whole nest of all those little buggers in there.
The black snake will find that and kill all them too.
What Chris Chris said, don't they only eat like once
a week? Well, look, pal, it's not well kind of
let me explain. No, they don't eat often, but they
(32:48):
will eat more often if opportunities present themselves. When it
comes to snakes, people think, well, they only ever need
to eat once a month. No, they only get to
eat once a month, and because they understand how to
slow their bodies down and not burn too much energy,
they can last because opportunity does not come every other day.
(33:11):
You know, we're all used to watching the nature videos
with the little field mouseppe's doing the little squeaking things,
and then he happens to basically be the most unlucky
field mouse ever and he trips over the tongue of
the black mamba and then he gets eaten. Well, they
had to film like eight thousand hours of video before
they got that one little part of the field mouse.
(33:32):
It's not like it's just a big mouse eating fest
out there. Trust me, you turn a black snake loose,
it'll get it done. But she was not receptive to
that at all. Speaking of snakes, let's talk about these
commies in these blue states and how well being horrible
works out for them. Adam Schiff is a dirt ball.
(33:53):
Latitia James, New York's Attorney General, is a dirt ball.
And you don't need any help from me to hate
Adams if you already hate Adam Schiff and all the
scummy stuff he's done to Trump as a member of
the House of Representatives. You've been mad about it for years,
so have I. But here's the deal. If you're from
a solidly blue state, conducting yourself like an animal is
(34:19):
how you get promoted. Adam Schiff is about to take
over one of the most powerful positions in the United
States of America. Adam Schiff is about to be a
senator from the state of California. That's a really, really
big deal. Latitia James came out today. She said she's
(34:39):
not dropping the civil fraud case against Trump, that ridiculous case,
four hundred and fifty four million dollar judgment. Honestly, it's
one of the more egregious cases I've ever seen in
my Life's awful, and I'm not dropping it. I'm staying
with it. And people are yelling today, oh she better.
Things have turned around. Not in New York. Latitia James
(34:59):
is not concerned about anything except the next big political job,
whether that be Chuck Schumer's Senate spot that was That's
what I always thought it was going to be, or
maybe the governor's mansion. And guess what the best way
to get promoted is from a solidly communist state like
New York or California. To act like a rabbit animal,
to act like a communist. You and I hate what
(35:23):
these people did, and the country as a whole hates
what these people did. However, their voters in those states
do not. And that's the sad reality of it. And
Another sad reality is we are not making enough babies
in this country. There's a story I'll actually get into
it tomorrow about countries trying to up their birth rate.
(35:45):
The truth is that we are. We're drowning in estrogen
now because it's in the waters, it's in the plastics,
we drink it, we shower in it, it's everywhere now.
It comes from the birth control. It doesn't get treated out.
It's awful and as a result, te levels are plummeting.
Men don't want to get married. They don't even want
to date. Men don't want to date, they don't want
(36:06):
to get married. And what they do, they don't want
to make babies. And it's important that we get married
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All right, all right, I just I'm gonna play this
again to circle back to what we're talking about the
(36:48):
first hour.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
If we do not lead the world, what nation leads
the world? Who pulls you up together? Who tries to
pull the Middle East together? How do we think in
the ocean? What do we do in Africa?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Read?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
The United States lead the world?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Ties directly into coren diversity higher announcing another fifty billion
to Ukraine.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Now, stace NG seven are now making good on that commitment. Together,
we will leverage income earned from frozen Russian sovereign assets
to provide a total of fifty billion dollars of extraordinary
Revenue acceleration ER loans to Ukraine. This will lend vital
support to the people of Ukraine as they defend their country,
(37:32):
and it also makes clear aggressors and tyrants will be
responsible for the damage they cause.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, the system is doing everything it can do to
ensure none of this can be reversed. And now there's
a headline, you know the thing headlines we didn't get
to you how the climate movement is changing tactics after win.
This goes back to what we opened up the show.
(38:03):
They are changing tactics, they are making adjustments. They are
not out, they have not quit, but they are on
the run and turtling up and it is a good thing.
And I somehow ran out of time, so we will
have to come back and do this tomorrow. This has
been a podcast from wor
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