Paid Communist Protests

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday,
an amazing, glorious Friday. The week is over. Congratulations to you.
We have made it and we are going to have
a ridiculous amount of fun tonight on the world Famous

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Jesse Kelly Show. Because it's asked Doctor Jesse Friday, and
the questions are incredible. We're gonna talk about this census
stuff again, gonna break this down a little bit here.
We're gonna talk about, well, is all this stuff orchestrated?
The Department of Justice, the street communist, the protesters, why

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do they all look the same. Someone is mad about
Trump for traveling to make these deals because it's costing
too much money. And people want to know is it
feminine to run if it's raining on the way to
your are? Oh? That and so much more coming up
tonight on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's

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begin right here because I want to break something down.
The census stuff is getting louder and louder and louder.
This story is not going away. And I am a
little bit worried that people are getting a little too excited.
You should be excited, but not too excited. So let

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me explain. Yesterday, it was yesterday Trump came out and
he said, we're gonna do a new census, and we're
not counting illegals this time. All right, You remember that
we're gonna do a new census. We're not counting illegals,
all right, all right? So what has happened after Trump
made that statement is a bunch of people who don't

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know any better start sharing information that's not true, and
then that snowballs, and now a bunch of people believe
information that is not true. There are a bunch of
people out there saying things like, Wow, we're going to
dominate the mid terms. Now, no, no, allow me to explain. Sorry,

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gotta be Daddy Jesse to open up the show on Friday.
What Trump did is very very good. But all he did,
all this is going to be is Trump getting the
ball rolling early. And here's what I mean. In the

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last census, they counted illegals. Why does that matter. Let's
make sure we're clear on this. Each state gets a
certain number of congressional districts that's the United States House
of Representatives, of course, and you get the number of
districts you get based on your state's population. So a

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state like Wyoming, they're going to have one a state
what Montana, for most of my life only had one.
I actually think they have two now, but Montana for
most of my life only had one. It's based on
your population. That's how many congressional districts you get. So

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why did the Communists work so hard to ensure that
illegals are included in the census? Because Blue states have
more illegals in them. Think California. California, because they counted illegals,
has an overinflated number of congressional seats, thus giving Democrats

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more seats in the House of Representatives than they actually
should have because they counted illegals. You got that. I'm
just trying to break that down as simply as humanly possible.
I know that that is an outrage and it's unjust
and it's unfair, and it's all this other stuff, But
I need you to hear me on this point. The
courts wrongly have decided that that is okay and it's constitutional. Nope,

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you have to count everybody. Someone's visiting, count them, someone's
on a visa, count them, If someone's here illegal, account them. Sorry,
the Constitution says you have to count them all. That
is what the courts have ruled. They're incorrect, but that's
what they have ruled as of right now. That's the
ruling Trump. It was not time for a census yet.

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I think that was another four or five years away.
You know, there's they come at an appointed amount of time.
Trump comes out and says, we're doing another one. We're
doing another one right now. We're not waiting for the
appointed time, and you're not counting illegals this time. Here's
what is going to happen from here, Because the courts

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have established that illegals must be counted. This executive order
is going to be challenged in court. Even if it
wasn't challenged court. It takes a long time to do
a census. You have to send out mailers, you have
to do all kinds of things here, But it is
going to be challenged in court. What this does is

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it allows us to have the court fights now before
we get to the official census. Meaning when we got
to the official census, if we tried to not count illegals,
then we would have to do the official court fights
then and get a final ruling. Then what this does

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is it allows us to get those court fights done
now and see how it shakes out for us. I
would be willing to bet. I don't know this for sure,
I would be willing to bet this is going to
go all the way up to the Supreme Court and
they're going to have to make a final ruling. Do
you count illegals? Do you not count illegals? What this

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is not going to do. What it is not going
to do is going to change the midterms. This will
not be completed. None of this stuff will be done
by the time we have mid term elections. This very
likely will not change the twenty twenty eight election, the presidency,

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all the other stuff. But I'm really not trying to
pour cold water all over it. It's no. I'm not, Chris, No,
I'm not. It's good. It's good. I'm glad he did it.
I'm glad we can get the court stuff done. Now,
let's get a ruling done now. What we started, what

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we started is a workout plan. It's good that we started.
It's good that you got up, you put your shoes on,
you went to the gym. It's good. It's all good.
You are not going to wake up tomorrow and be skinny.
It's going to take time. What happened was we started early,
we started. Now now we move on and get the

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court fights done. That it's not a hard talk from Dad, Chris.
Don't put it that way. Don't put it that well. See,
here's what happens in this in the social media world
in which we live. Many people, not everybody, but many
people are on social media. You're on Facebook, you're you're
on Twitter, you're on Instagram or any of the other things.

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What happens is information that is not accurate has always traveled,
just travels, you know, like Mark Twain said, a lie
can get halfway around the world before the truth is
gets done putting on its shoes in the morning. Well,
that has increased exponentially in the social media era. And
I don't dog on the social media era. It's been

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incredibly valuable to take control out of the hands of
the communists, take the censorship out of the hands of
the communists. Overall. I think it's a net good, I
really genuinely do. But the bad news is, one guy,
what if I came on here and said, right now,
you know what forget about came out here. What if
I got online. I'm on Twitter. What if I got

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online and said, this sense of stuff is amazing, We're
gonna win a lot more seats in the midterms. Now
if I said that, If I said that, that information
would get spread far and wide. Within an hour or two,
just off of a social media post, there would probably
be fifty thousand, one hundred thousand, depending on who shares it,

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maybe five hundred thousand people that would read what I
just said, and it was a total eye and not
accurate at all. Bad information spreads quickly. This is part
of the reason why I've told you I don't do
mass shooting, radio, plane crash radio, natural disaster radio. Me.

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Chris Corey, We're following along the same way you're following along.
But so much bad information comes out on social media
while these things are ongoing, or immediately after they're done.
Somebody will spread one thing it was it was a

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cheehadi Muslim, and of course that's gonna spread like wildfire
on the right. And it turns out four hours later
it comes out that it wasn't it was a black dude.
It was a white dude. He went to church, He
was a disgruntled employee, He was a bad Information spreads quickly,
people consume it, people share it because people don't vet things.

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It's human nature. Oh that's crazy, let me share that.
So sometimes I have to be Dad Jesse and break
the bad news to people. Now that it's not bad news.
It is not. It is good news. It's just we're
not gonna wake up tomorrow skinny. Five years from now
we might be skinny. We got the ball rolling now, Okay, right,

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someone wants to know why why do all these street
communists look alike? But what is it? And he's not wrong?
Why do they all look alike? There's a couple of
reasons they all look alike. We'll talk about it. Next
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Friday,

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and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We are having a good time.
That questions are so good. It's just going to be
such a fun show. So how I want to get
to this one? Ay, Jesse? Why do street communists, protesters
and rioters all look the same across America? In Europe,
whether they're protesting Saint George Floyd Ice raids pro Palestine,

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they dress the same, chant the same, use the same
slogans and talking points. Okay, why are they all the same. First,
let's discuss human nature. Human beings have a draw. They
are drawn to the things other human beings are doing.

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Have you ever have you ever seen a trend of
some kind that you didn't fully understand. I'll tell you
one recently. I still don't understand it, but it's proof
of what I'm about to talk about. Have you heard
about the Stanley Cup? The Stanley Cup. I'm not talking
about the hockey one apparently, Gosh, Chris, you moron. I'm

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talking about there is just a cup, like an insulated
mug for hot or cold drinks. And I guess there's
a company named Stanley that makes one. Okay, you can
walk in any sporting goods store, any grocery store. There
are a million different kinds of Stanley cups, essentially insulated cups.

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Nothing special about it. But this Stanley cup thing, again,
nothing special about it. I'm sure it's a fine cup.
It turned so popular. This is a little while ago.
I would say about a year ago that they were
sold out at virtually every location. People were waiting in line,

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people were putting in orders for a cup that was
no different than any other insulated cup you could buy
anywhere at Cabela's or Walmart or any other place you
have in shop. Why who would wait int? Why there's
no difference in that cup versus another cup. Other people
are doing it. Restaurants, I've told you this before. When

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they open or if sales are struggling, they will pay people,
pay people to fill up their restaurant and stand in
line out front. Why because you drive by and I
drive by, Oh, that place must be good? Like how
many people were waiting? If everyone else is doing it,
there's got they have to know something. Humans are drawn

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to crowds, to whatever other people were doing. The Communist
has always known this about human nature. Therefore, one of
the main reasons so many of these protesters in Europe
in America look alike is they're all the same people

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in Europe, in America and everywhere else. You don't understand
this because you're a normal person and not a sick, deranged,
demonic communist. Communists have a professional rioting network. It is
a job. They will organize it on social media. Now

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it's previously been done by newsletters and mail. Now it's
mostly done by social media. There are professional riot groups
with paid members who will organize a riot or a protest,
and they'll even hand out money, food goods to people
who show up and riot and protests with them. Remember

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that little bit of audio we played. I think this
one was from Florida, I don't remember where it was.
Someone stuck a mic in the protester's face. Hey, Bud,
why are you here? Yeah? I get you get paid
to be out here. Yeah, amazing. So you are gay
with Yeah? Absolutely, I'm gonna pay this. The communist protests

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you see in the streets are not real. They know
there is power in creating the image of a crowd,
the image Hey, a large group of people. They're marching
downtown Minneapolis to protest to death of Saint George Floyd. Well,
if so many people are doing it, maybe I should
get down on that. I'm a little bored. Clearly they're

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onto something. The communist understands if he can pay for
and organize twenty people to come out to the town square,
that he might just might be able to turn that
into one hundred, two hundred three hundred. It was all funded,
it was all organized, and it has always been this way.
This is not a new phenomenon. The right is just

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finally waking up to this phenomenon that these people are professionals.
They do this for a living. And so the same
person who's protesting Ice at Alligator Alcatraz down in Florida,
that same purple haired freak is now in a car
heading out to California to a chant for Palestine. And

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then after they're done with that, they're going to drive
to New York City and talk about gay people and
be at a protest there, and after that they're going
They're one group of people. It's one group. Now I'm
oversimplifying that there are multiple paid riot groups, but they

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are paid. Say it works the exact same way in Europe,
the exact same way. Why do they all look the same.
It's the same people. There's no difference in it. A
big reason they all look the same is there the
exact same people. Don't ever think the riot you see

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on television is organic. Did you notice Ice never left
Los Angeles? But the protesters did remember those LA riots.
They even had to call in the Marines. Why did
those go away? They miraculously went away about twenty four
hours after they announced they're going to investigate the funding

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source for the rioters. Just like that, they're all gone down.
It is that Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday
and asked doctor Jesse Friday, and remember we're live here
on a Friday night. You can email the show Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So finishing up, Why do

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all these communists and street protesters look the same? First,
as I just said, they're all they are the same,
they're the same people. They're paid for organized, they travel
all over rioting like the animals they are. The second reason, though,
is this I've heard it described as the great flattening.

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It's a great way to put it. Remember that communism,
Marxism in any form, it's always about tearing down so
everybody can be equal. It's never about building up. That's
how they sell it. But tear everything down. So if
somebody has a house and you don't have a house,

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maybe you can't afford it, maybe I don't know, whatever. Look,
the solution is never really to give you a house,
it's just tear his down. Then you're both the same,
the exact same thing. When it comes to beauty in looks,
why do they all look the same. Why is it
a bunch of fat, ugly lesbians at all these things?

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Why why are they all look the same? And the
dudes too, Why do all the dudes? Why is it
all the effeminate looking dude who looks like a stick
with the bugged out glasses? What? Why do they all
look the same because they're trying to look the same. That,
as I've explained before, is why you sent your beautiful

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eighteen year old daughter off to college. And she came
home looking like a purple haired land whale. All of
her friends look like that, And so she packed on
the pounds and shaved half of her head and got
some unsightly tattoo on her neck because she wanted to
ugly herself up like all of her friends are. And

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she was taught that was the good, virtuous thing to do.
I've told you before. Jen Gallardi has a great talk
about this. For Gallardi, she's a writer, former comedy and
total dying, you know, the total dyme, And she talks
about how guilty she always felt when she was a
Communist for being hot. Her friends would make her feel guilty.

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She felt like crap about the whole thing. I'm attractive,
you're not. I better, ugly myself up. I need to
do this, the great flattening. There are no peaks. There
are no peaks. You can't achieve. It's not just beauty either, achievement,
success of any kind. You get a family, they'll try

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to tear it down. You get a promotion at work,
they'll try to tear it down. You get a better car,
they'll try to tear it down. Because if everyone can
have it, no one can have it. A bunch of bitter, jealous,
miserable freaks, the religion of the malcontent. They all look
the same because they're trying to look the same. Jesse.

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Is it feminine to run to your run in the
rain to your car? I heard somewhere that men should
never run through the rain to get where they're going. However,
I find myself doing a light jog to my car
or the store if it's pouring outside. Your opinion is
highly regarded, Buddy, it's feminine. I'm sorry, it just happened

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to me. Two nights ago. What night was it rain?
It wasn't last night, Chris was it was two nights ago?
It was two yes, two nights ago. So Wednesday, Wednesday
got done with the show. It's dark, right. The show
ends at night. Get done with the show, head out
to the parking lot. Parking lot was full that day,
so I had to park a ways away. And I

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don't think there were more than two or three people
in the parking lot, A couple of people milling around,
a couple of cars. I had forgot my umbrella, didn't
have a rain jacket, didn't have anything, and my car
is over there. I had to walk, and believe me, look,
I picked up the pace. I was getting wet. I
picked up the pace. It's not like I sauntered. But

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what if one of them saw me running. If they
saw me running, they might think that I'm feminine. They
might think that I'm too weak to take a couple
of rain drops. I what, Chris, what? No? I forgot
my samurai sword umbrella that day in the car. Abb
is super upset. Not a samurai sword umbrella is not feminine, Chris.

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Although abb is really upset because it did come with
the strap thing where you can put it over your shoulder.
And I walked into a restaurant with ab the other
night and I had it put over my shoulder like that,
and she tried to walk ahead of me and act
like we weren't together. But I caught up. Her legs
were too short, she could not run me, and I
made sure everybody knew that we were together anyway. Yes,
it's feminine to run in the rain. Raincoats are not

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Ain't even an umbrella is okay, there's nothing feminine. Get
a Samurai sword and you'll be fine. You can't run
in the rain if you're a dude. Otherwise everyone thinks
you're weak. Jesse, I'm a Trump fan and a voter,
and Trump is all for modern technology. So why does
he have to travel to all these countries to talk

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tariffs when virtual would be more cost efficient and a
lot safer. For President Trump, he's spending our money every
time the wheels leave the tarmac and touch down. Aren't
we trying to cut costs? Okay? For one, you are
always allowed to question a politician of either party about

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their spending because they're spending your money. Not just politician,
actually any government employee, as long as they are in
your jurisdiction. Any government employee spending money, you are allowed
to question it. You are allowed to complain because they
stole that money from you. So this is not me

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in any way talking down to you of why does
Trump have to fly on Air Force one? Why does
he have to always take these trips? It's expensive, it's
your money. You have every right to complain. Now that
we got that out of the way. Virtual, I understand
it as a virtual world now. Video calls and zoom

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meetings and FaceTime. I get that. I totally get that.
I face timed with ov the other night when I
was in Boston and she was back home. I get that.
I know that I do zoom meetings for work. The
suits want to meet about this, and it's not like
I don't do these things. There is no substitute, no

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substitute for being physically with other people, shaking a hand,
sitting there. It is not the same. If you have
something in important in your life, important, maybe it's a
personal importance, go physically meet somebody, Go have red lobster together.

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If it's business, don't roll your eyes, Chris. If it's business,
I'm not saying don't ever take a zoom meeting or
something like that, because I did. You're trying to get
a deal closed, You're trying to get something important done.
Go sit This modern technology world has convinced people that

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the phone screen or the computer screen is the same.
It is not, and it is valuable, and it is
nice to be able to take a work call for
fifteen minutes while you're sitting in your jammis. I understand
that I've done it right, although I don't have jammis,
but I've been in my underwear with a shirt on.
What Chris, I can be honest sometimes I don't put

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on pants when I have to take those work calls
at the house and Ob gets mad, what if you
drop your phone? And I'm all, well, you know, he's
so lucky. Anyway, I know I've done it physically. Meet people.
If you're the president of the United States of America
trying to do billion dollar, multi billion dollar deals with

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this company or that nation or something, get on a plane,
fly over there and make it happen. The cost of that,
if you're doing a good deal for America, the cost
of that is pennies on the dollar. If iHeart wanted
to re sign me to extend me to some more

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years here, I could do all this virtually. I'm going
to get on a plane and I'm gonna fly to
New York City. I am going to go up there
and shake someone's hand and have them take me out
to Red Lobster, and we're going to enjoy ourselves. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday. There are still so many incredible,

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incredible questions to go. Someone wants to talk about creating
a global movement for freedom commies who hate listen to
the show. We'll get to all that in a minute.
Let me get to a couple other of these. Dear Jesse,
can you please give me some words of encouragement to
get on a plane. I was never afraid to fly
until you started talking about DEI hires and pilots who

(26:22):
got the COVID jibbity jab. My friend in Ohio invited
me to fly from California to see her, and I
really want to go, but I'm scared to fly these days.
It's from Karen, Karen, get on the plane. You're gonna
die someday. Anyway. You might as well live your life.

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You cannot hide in your home. Yes, what they did
with air traffic controllers is bad. Yes, the DEI push
for airline pilots is really bad. There's no question about that.
I'm not denying that at all. Go get on the plane,
go die with some scars, live a life of adventure,
go live without regrets. Go see your freaking friend in Ohio,

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and while you're back there, get a meatball sub. Telling
you right now, OK, I know Californians can eat. I
know they actually have really decent Mexican food. It's not
tex mex but it's really decent Mexican food. Yeah it is, Chris.
Have you even been to California? You just instinctively is
telling them, yes, you have where they have a synagogue
out there. What Chris, But you went to San Diego.

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That's a great city. We need to go back to.
We need to go. We need to go to San Diego. Yeah,
you said, nice weather. I'm really shocked that you went there,
given the prices. Anyway, get on a plane and go
back to Ohio and get some meatball subs. All right,
to your showgun Oracle. Every morning I travelwa ay two
miles stretch of road that perplexes me. There's a stop

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light where two major interstates intersect. Two miles down the
road is another stop light that's impossible to time. And
in between the road merges from two lanes to one.
This two mile stretches like Daytona. Every morning, lots of accidents.
People are cutting each other off, flipping each other off.
I see the occasional fistfight, all to claim pole position

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at a red light. I see the same people doing
this every day. What am I seeing? Is it plain stupidity.
I can't be the only one who realizes the second
red light can't be beaten. Let me explain, this isn't
about traffic. This is about life, and it's about all
of us. There exist in any society, any state, any county,

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any city, at any point in history, there exists a
certain small percentage of the population that are complete morons.
And you don't fully realize, and I don't fully realize

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how much of your life is worse in a million
different ways, specifically de cater to the morons in your life.
You drive around them. And it's not every driver. Everyone
thinks their area the drivers are uniquely bad. I'm here
to tell you something. I have lived all over the country,

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Citi's country, the rural, you name it, I've lived it
all from the burbs that I've lived it. All the
drivers are the same everywhere, because everywhere you go, ten
percent of the population are really really stupid. They're stupid
and they're selfish, and they're horrible people, and they drive

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in that way and they ruin traffic for everyone else.
Air travel, you know why air travels. Air travel is
so miserable. On top of everything else, on top of
the idiots you work at TSA and everything else. Aero
travel's terrible because ten percent of the population are stupid
and selfish and they're morons, and they screw it up

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for everybody. That's why you're playing. Had to turn back
around because someone had to go vape in the bathroom
because he couldn't wait an hour and a half. Stupid, selfish,
awful people. Look the medical medical community, do you know
a big reason, you know, a big reason why your
healthcare costs a lot of money. It's because stupid, selfish,

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criminal idiots will sue for every single thing under the sun.
That's why you have to fill out one thousand pieces
of paper when you go see the doctor. That's why
the costs are so high because he has to build
in a large amount so he can pay for insurance.
Because inevitably, the lady who waddles in behind you is

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just a scammer, and she's gonna claim that she bumped
her knee on the waiting table and now she's debilitated
and she needs five hundred thousand dollars for it. And
this applies everywhere in society. And I realized this fact
years and years and years ago. It was really the

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Marine Corps where it dawned on me. And ever since
I've exited the Marine Corps, I have done everything I
can do in my life to make an effort to
separate myself from the bottom ten percent. And by the way,
it's not economic. It's not economic, it's poor, it's rich.
It is just a portion of society that freaking sucks.

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It just does. And that's what you mentioned. A stretch
of road. They're racing, they're fighting their everything. I guarantee
it's the same ten people every single morning. Everyone else
just wants to get to work, They just want to
drop the kids off. And you know what, if everybody
was acting normally on the road, they would probably let

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people merge, give them a little wave, no big deal.
But it's the bottom feeding scum who hold all of
us back in every possible way, and I'm Look, that
was just a few examples. The examples are endless no
matter what you do. Look, if you're in school, if
you're one of the kids listening right now, maybe you're

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in school, you know why, you know why things are
harder in school because ten percent of your classmates are
morons and scumbags. That's why. They're idiots. They're selfish, they
have bad parents, they're acting now you listen, they're too stupid,
and you have to sit there and suffer because these
kids are morons every single time. That is part of life,

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and a critical part of your contentment in life is
figuring out how to get away from them.