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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is that Jesse Kelly Show, final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday, as we
near the end of the week. I'm so excited. I'm
so excited for this, Jasmine Crockett stre I can almost
hardly contain myself. So we're gonna talk a little Jasmine
Crockett before we get back to emails and clear out
some other things. So there's a talk we've had before.
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Let's happen again briefly. Why do people become politicians? What's
the appeal? There are some who are there to genuinely serve.
They want to help their community, or their state, or
their country, and they go there with the right heart,
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for the right reasons. There's no question there are some.
But for so many, and I have witnessed this, I
have experienced this repeatedly, for so many of these people.
They're not necessarily people with skills, marketable skills. I mean,
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they're not people who are capable of being successful in
the independent realm, in the business world. But doesn't everyone
want the finer things of life at some point. I'm
not saying you're money hungry or I'm money hungry or
something like that. But who doesn't want to stay at
a nicer hotel, eat better food. Just people like nicer things,
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perfectly natural. And what do you do if you're somebody
who lacks shame, you also lack talent, but you want
to stay at the Ritz Carlton, you want to fly
first class maybe even private. Well, you get elected, you see,
and when you get elected, because you now have access
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to the taxpayer funded treasury, rich people will give you
things because they believe they will end up getting access
to the public treasury through you. Fairly open corruption. These
people run for office and stay in office because it
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gives them access to living like a millionaire when they're
not in fact millionaires. Headline former Google CEO Eric Schmidt.
This is from the free Beacon flew Democrat senator candidate
Seth Moulton to a ritzy Montana retreat as the congressman
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oversaw critical business. Hey, hop on my private jet, come
on out to our luxury Montana retreat. Who wants to
give that up? And then of course it brings me
to our favorite congress woman, Jasmine Crockett. Jasmine Crockett is
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facing a little bit of heat, if you will so
let me explain how this works when you're running for
office and honestly, after you're already in office. People think
that when you raise money for a campaign, that you
get that money, that you're allowed to spend that money,
that it goes into your personal account. That's against the law.
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That's not how it works. Like when I was running
for Congress, you have to not only set up you
basically have to set up a business, and you have
to set up separate different accounts, bank accounts, and when
you raise money, that money must be used for campaigning.
I can't. I couldn't go out in solicit donations from
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people and then make my card payment pay myself. That's
not how it works. You're not allowed to do that.
They have to remain separate. But there's always there's always
ways around it. If you have no morality. You see Crockett,
you know what she is, Just a race communist, just
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a hustler, just somebody who she just wants her fake
eyelashes and first class tickets. That's what she wants, and
of course she wants to test Jasmine. Crockett has spent
nearly seventy five thousand dollars of campaign money on luxury Hotels,
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transportation and Security. Martha's Vineyard, Chicago, New York City, Las Vegas,
San Francisco, Los Angeles. The Ritz Carlton. Four thousand, one
hundred and seventy five dollars at the Ritz Carlton. Now,
I don't know how much a room is at the
Ritz Carlton, but I'd be willing to bet that's a
pretty nice one. Two thousand, three hundred dollars at the
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Luxury Collection, five thousand, three hundred dollars at the West
Hollywood Edition. You travel expenses, we're talking about limousines. Why
is Jasmine Crockett still in Congress? Why does she want
to stay in Congress? Because Jasmine Crockett does not have
marketable skills that will allow her to stay at the
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Ritz Carlton. If she leaves Congress, she needs to live
like a queen on someone else's dime. Over and over
and over again. It's the same story. That's why these
people never leave. He can't ever get freaking rid of them.
They're just always there. Jesse, I doubt I'm the only
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frustrated American. Why are we doing investigation after investigation after
investigation instead of charging people? Trump was charged every time
he turned around. I'm not suggesting we turn to weaponizing.
Are we not charging people because of communist judges? So
Trump needs to get rid of them first. I'm frustrated,
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and that, in fact, you threw in a couple potty
words in there that I skipped over. She's quite frustrated.
I'll put it that way. I'm frustrated too. People are frustrated.
I am hoping right now that things are coming. I'm
hoping they're coming. We are a year into the Trump
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administration already, and I was hoping we'd have more movement
by now. But let's not forget. And by the way,
it's not near enough. So I'm not telling you that
it's not near enough. Let's not forget that John Bolton
has been indicted, James Comey facing charges, Letitia James facing charges.
Is it everything we want? All the government snakes, all
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the liars, all the criminals. Are they all going to prison? No? No, no,
it's not. I'm not telling you that. But there hasn't
been no movement at all. These things take time, And
as I said before, I'm not a Pambondy fan. I'm
not a Pambondi defender. Frankly, I'm at the point where
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I find her anoying.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Total lack of movement on this case in our nation's
capital undermined the public trust of.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah whatever, not a Pambondi fan. However, I talked to
someone again yesterday who reinforced what I've told you before.
Communists spent so much time destroying any lawyer who was
associated with Donald Trump or Donald Trump's campaign that now lawyers,
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sharp lawyers, the kind of lawyers you need to take
down criminal organizations. Sharp lawyers do not want to go
be part of a three year Trump administration because they
have a pretty good idea that that three years will
be the last three years they're able to practice law
in a significant way. They have seen what communists have
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done to other Trump attorneys. They don't want to go
down like that. And so we have the DJ. We
have the DOJ here still has communist snakes all throughout it,
and we need more people in it. They're putting out
the call publicly and have done so several times of Hey,
any attorneys want to come work here, it's the DOJ,
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and anybody and any prosecutor feel like coming to work
at the DJ. And you know what, the nation of
lawyers we have does looks down at their shoes. Oh,
I'd love to. I'm busy this time of year, we've
got Thanksgiving and stuff like that. They can't find the
people to do what we need to do because the communists,
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in their viciousness, have hurt so many people, destroyed their lives,
destroyed their careers, destroyed their bank accounts. Remember, they bankrupted
Trump allies bankrupted them by just all this endless lawfare stuff.
Even if you end up getting off scott free, you
still dropped a million bucks in legal fees. Do you
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have a million dollars lying around? Would? What would a
million dollars in legal fees mean for you in your life?
You don't have your house anymore, do you do? You
even have a car? But who are you borrowing that
money from to even afford it? Democrats play for keeps,
and Democrats because their communists understand the value of sending
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a message, and they send a message loud and clear.
With all the endless prosecutions civil suits against Trump, people
try to have them disbarred. It's wild what they did, wild?
What they did?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Do some more of these is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. Remember tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday.
The questions are pouring in already, get yours in, Jesse
at Jesse Kelly's Jesse, you are one hundred percent correct
on your assessment with calls into radio programs. Thank you
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very much for holding a hard line on that any
other program I listened to, the worst part of it
is when they start taking calls. I'm driving a semi truck,
and that makes me immediately want to switch. The one
part I did enjoy about when you took calls is
when you would hang up on people. I thought that
was awesome. Keep your offense, keep up your offensive program.
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I absolutely love it. He says, his name is Dell.
You're sick. You know how many emails we get from
people when they say exactly that. I used to love
when you hung up on people. In case you're wondering,
maybe you're new to the show. You know how I
told you when I rarely would take calls that and
I said, I always said, Chris, I said, no small talk.
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I warned people ahead of time. Don't ask me how
I'm doing, don't tell me first time, long time. Get
right to the point, and I said, I will hang
up the phone. You know how many times some of
them call in and just out of instinct, I'm sure
they didn't mean anything by it. Out of instinct, they'd
be a, hey, Jesse, how you doing today? And I
would just boom hammer hang up on him. Hey, it's
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like they taught us in the Marine Corps. It's like
I teach my sons repeatedly, over and over and over again.
Failure to follow simple instructions. Failure to follow simple instructions.
It's so bad now oob Ob will say it to
the boys, failure to follow simple instructions. I'm sure we've
ruined the freaking kids. Yo, mister Jay, I'm starting to
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question if Chris is a spy sent by the communists.
My pieces of evidence are he has long hippie here.
That's a good point. Why won't he cut it short
like a normal dude. Chris is now trying to quote
make cars more efficient. Sounds like some commy gobblygook to me.
Let me guess Chris is for emissions testing on cars
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and carbon taxes. Well, trust me, Chris is most definitely
not for emissions tests. In fact, i'd be willing to
bet there's something illegal on his car as we speak
right now, what Chris Blood, it's old enough that it
doesn't need to be emissions tested? Yeah, because it would fail, Chris,
because it would fail. Listen, you understand Chris's religious spent
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right the emissions thing or the making engines more efficient?
I guarantee it's about money. I guarantee it's about money.
Chris would spend a month rebuilding his engine if he
thought it got him an extra quarter mile per gallon.
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I guarantee he would. And in fact, I bet you
he could tell you what exactly the cost savings were
if he got the extra quarter mile per gallon. I
know it. I'm telling you I know it, Jesse. With
the rise of islamis in local, state, and federal government.
And we all know that half the elected federal government,
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more than half the in federal employees are communists. Who's
the bigger threat? Will they kill each other? Well, listen,
there have been books written about this, about what's known
as the Red Green Alliance. The Red Green Alliance, what
is it? It's an alliance struck by communists in Western
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civilization and islamis flooding into Western civilization, And it's a
question people have asked before. Who's going to win in
the end? And what's wild is I understand the enemy
of my enemy as my friend in that way of thinking. Historically,
I get that, But I wonder if each side understands
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that the other side is not going to share power.
Islamis are not going to share power with communists. Communists
are not going to share power with Islamis. They're simply not.
They're interested in smashing you and me first. They view
us as their biggest threat. They practically tell you that
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all the time. They view us as the biggest threat.
I don't know when they'll start hurting each other, but
I know right now the alliance it's working out well
for both of them. This woman is not just in America,
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She's a sitting member of community.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
These people are just idiots.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I really, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I'm at the point where it's become really hard to
have an intellectual debate with any of these people because
the level of stupidity that they are displaying every single
day is frankly embarrassing, not just in Congress but as Americans.
And the fact that these people are allowed to say
just the most ridiculous things tells you that the dumbing
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of the United States has arrived, because how else do
we get Trump presidency again? And so the idea that
this is a white nation that needs to be preserved
is a fascinatingly disgusting view because this country is one
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for the many. I would say our country should be
more fearful of white man across our country because they
are actually causing most of the deaths within this country.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
The Red Green Alliance is successful as of right now.
This guy is a city councilman in Minneapolis.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
But now President Donald Trump singling out an attacking one
group of people, and ice being on our streets and
asking people documentation. It feels like we're in nineteen thirties,
nineteen forties Germany. I never thought there would be a
time where I will tell my community to tear their
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passport around because you look like Somali. You might be
you might be stopped by ice.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You look Somalie. Huh, what's that look like? What Chris
I'm asking? It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent,
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Let's get to some of these emails. I've got to
clear out some room for ask doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow. Oh,
the thankful emails are still coming in from last week.
Hey Jesse, I'm thankful this week because three months ago
I tried to kill myself, but at the urging of
my wife, I called the VA. They have helped me
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and now I'm living day to day. But I'm living.
Please don't use my name. I listened to you on
my drive home. Brother. Every day you keep living, all right,
every single day you keep living. Get help if you
need to get help, reach out if you need us
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every single day. Don't check out early? All right? Men,
you whisper. I'll bring in the most American appetizer for Thanksgiving. Oh,
this is a nord one kso dip. What is the
best chip to dip? Triangles? The big rounds, Free Doo scoops,
Tostito scoops? All right, So I want to have a
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serious conversation with you here about Fredo's scoops or Tostitos scoops.
The idea behind it is sound. We'll focus on the
Tostitos scoops. You know what I'm talking about there that
it almost looks like a bowl. The chip is almost
a bowl. I understand the idea you're trying to form
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the chip into scooping up dip. I understand that. But
what it does is it screws up a lifetime of
chip training where you already knew the appropriate angle to
come at the dip with the chip in order to
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get the appropriate amount of dip on it. So what's
the best way I can describe it. It would be
like this. It would be like you're a professional baseball player. Right,
you're a professional baseball player, and you've hit a baseball.
Baseballs are one size for your whole life, t ball,
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little league college. Now you're in the pros. You play
for the Houston Astros. It would be like all of
a sudden, shrinking the ball and pitching the guy the ball.
I mean, could he do it? Yeah, he could do it,
but it's gonna mess him up. It's gonna mess him up.
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There's no need to create a special chip that is
scoopable because normal human beings have been scooping dip with
normal chips for a very long time. Every time I
try one of these scoop things because that's all that's
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at a party or something like that. You get too
much dimp. You can't get the angle. And it's not
about as much dip as you want, So don't say
that it's about the appropriate chip to dip ratio. It's
all about the ratios. You get too much dip and
it screws the whole thing up. Speaking of screwing the
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whole thing up, I just kid, I'm still upset about this.
I played it early.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
He changes those new requirements. I mean, you're gonna look
for work. You've got to go out and volunteer certain
hours number of hours each month to keep the benefits going.
Otherwise those benefits could be cut sharply, maybe only three
months worth of benefits over a three year period. Big
time reaction.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Listen to some of this.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
I don't think it's fair either. He do that.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
And you were saying, you think it's going to hurt
a lot of people.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
Oh yeah, definitely, definitely's going to hurt a lot of
people because you never know, you know what, especially now
that we and the holidays and everybody wants to have
a good dinner and everything, and if you don't give
it to them, it's going to be really hard.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
It's very sunny. You want a good dinner. You want
me to pay for your dinner. That's what you want.
That's weird because I already have to buy dinner for
my family. You have to buy dinner for your family, right,
But you see she also wants you to buy dinner
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for her. And any requirement that she even look for
a job or volunteers somewhere she can, says, considers it
to be unfair. Unfair these people, Jesse. I have three boys,
age nineteen, sixteen, and ten. I'm thankful for their health.
Not one has ever had a health issue, not so
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much as k needing braces or glasses or a broken hip.
Both my parents are eighty four and seventy three, both
in great health. Very thankful for their health. You know,
I obviously, as you know, I lost my dad last year.
I've I don't have any grandparents left, they're all dead,
and I have other relatives that are going through just
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tough stuff, cancer and stuff like that. And you know
that old cliche saying you don't know what you have
into what's gone. It is so true about health, just
basic sickness. You know, do you have the flu right now.
If you don't, you probably didn't think about not having
the flu today, did you. You probably didn't appreciate the
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fact that you weren't puking into the toilet today, did you?
You don't think I don't think about it either. You
don't ever think about it until the day you get
the flu and you feel like you're dying. And every
time I've ever gotten it, I rarely get it. I
think I've had it five times in my life or
something like that. I just don't get sick that often,
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not super super sick. Every time I've ever had it,
I have laid there in bed thinking to myself, totally
took it for granted, not feeling like this. I totally
took it for granted. And then the second you get
over it, you go right back to taking it for granted.
And that's just basically the flu. How many people, maybe
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you right now, have cancer or someone you know does,
and that's virtually everybody. Someone you know always has cancer. Now,
that's cancer frigging everywhere. That's awful. It's awful. So if
you are as of right now, whether you're a kid,
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whether you're old, if you are in good health. If
you don't have some chronic sickness of some kind that's
dragging you down, maybe even killing you, that's something to
thank God about. I'm telling you, it is something to
thank God about, and it is something I certainly take
for granted. Probably less so because of how the past
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year has gone and how things are going, but that's
something I take for granted. I think maybe ilhan Omar
took for granted how much fraud she could get away
with in Somalia. Do you hear this interview listen to?
Can you shed any light on why the fraud got
so out of control in Minnesota?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
I think what happened is that, you know, when you
have these kind of new programs that are designed to
help people, you're oftentimes relying on third parties to be
able to facilitate. And I just think that a lot
of the COVID programs that were set up, they were
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set up so quick clean that a lot of the
guard wheels did not get created.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You know, it would drive us crazy, It would make
you want to choke somebody. So I don't want to
know the number. If you ever find the number, please
don't send it to me. How much fraud there was
because of COVID nationwide. How much fraud, how much theft.
While the government, federal, state, and local governments were destroying
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your life, destroying your education, destroying your business, destroying your school,
people were stealing, people were getting rich off of all
that COVID money the government was handing out. And I
don't know about you. I didn't get any I didn't
get a freaking time. I didn't get any of it.
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And it was our money. Remember it's your money, it's
my money, belongs to the taxpayer. Didn't get a dime.
You know what, I'm gonna text someone about it, Chris.
I can't help it. I love her. She makes me laugh,
and she's such a ridiculous, unlikable racist clown that I
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feel like she's wonderful for the GOP. I really don't.
I don't want her to lose her seat in Congress.
I want her to sit there texting. She can be
texting all day long, as long as she keep being talking.
What what, Chris, This is not a new crush. I
didn't say that. No, no, no, I will not be acute. Whatever,
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We'll be back. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final
segment of the Jesse Kelly Show final segment today, but
not the final segment this week, of course, because tomorrow
is ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and we're gonna have a
good time, I promise. Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com,
get your questions emailed in. We've spoken many times before
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about the will of make believe that communists create and
carefully maintain for their brain dead followers. It's very, very effective,
very effective on a certain percentage of the population. There's
probably nobody more guilty of this than Rachel Maddow of MSNBC.
She went on Stephen Colbert and she said.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
This the White House Plan, the Peace Plan for Russia
and Ukraine, which was appears quite literally to have been
written in the Kremlin and then given to Steve Whitkoff,
who then advised the Kremlin on how best to sell
it to Trump. I mean, it really just feels like
the whole Putin and Trump thing that was so weird
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for all those years, which a lot of us reported
on a lot at the time, got.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
A lot of passle for it.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I'm just saying it kind of seems like that's now
paid off with the Kremlin actually running US foreign policy.
Through the President's Dufis golf friend. The idea that we
work for him, that we work for them, is so
humiliating and is such an abject failure on the part
of Trump in terms of his weakness. I don't know
what Putin has on him, but he works for Putin,
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and it's an embarrassment to this country.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
The reason you're liberal and Peggy is going to walk
into Christmas and ruin some portion of the day by
talking about how Trump is a Russian agent is because
all the people she watches, she listens to and reads,
they lie to her, big gigantic lies, the same set
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of lies which she hears over and over and over
and over again. And because she never wants to break
free from that bubble, she's just stuck there in a
world of make believe forever. It's really evil. I've compared
it before to picking on a special needs kid, and
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I really I'm not trying to make a joke. That's
how I think about it. How evil it is that
these communists abuse the dumbest people among us, like your
liberal aunt Peggy, that they abuse people who are not
emotionally able to break out from the bubble. They just
abuse her over and over and over again. They use
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her stupidity against her and against the country. It kills us.
Hey Jesse, thanks for the heads up about the burn
A discount. I've been considering a purchase for a while now,
but other financial priorities kept pushing that onto the back burner. Yesterday,
Christmas bonus in hand in discounted pricing available, I was
able to justify the long desired purchase. Looking forward to
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practicing with my new cl in the near future. Remember
with Berna with their compact launcher, it's legal everywhere all
fifty states. You do not need a permit, you do
not need a backround check. So when I tell you
to carry something on you that will stop a bad man,
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you're all out of excuses now that Burna is here.
Swat teams carry these things. Private security firms carry these things.
We've already had listeners of the show having their daughters'
lives saved because of these things. It fits in your
purse if it's They sell holsters, by the way, fits
(29:20):
in a holster. You can have ones that look just
like guns. They sell black ones if you're looking for
that as a deterrent, and they're fun to practice with
my kid is always out back clinking with those plastic grounds.
They have these plastic grounds that are full of I
think it's baby powder, and they have this little target
you get with them, just pop pop pop pop, carry
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something on you b y RNA all right, burna dot com,
burna dot com. And Barack Obama's a liar and.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
Pretty unique is this idea that you get a bunch
of people from every corner of the planet who don't
look alike, don't worship exactly the same way to their God,
and don't even know, don't eat the same foods, don't
have the same last names, but somehow they're all working
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together and they can figure out how to make this
place their own and live together and create something that
hasn't been there before. That's that's what makes this country exception.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
No, that's what elects Democrats. That's what he means. That's
what keeps Democrats in power. Without the mass importation of
foreign cultures, Democrats would be a completely obsolete party in
this country. They would talked about it before Jesse, the
fight between good and evil. He said, you are so right.
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The fight between good and evil is never ending. Seems
like every generation has a war to fight. I heard
audio from the BBC of an elder veteran lamenting how
all his efforts were for nothing. It's so heartbreaking, especially
because it's not true. Remember that there is no final
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victory over evil on this planet. So when you get down,
as I do from time to time, when you look
around and you see all the evil out there, and
it seems like there's so much that there's too much
we can't overcome. It will never overcome. It will never.
There's too many people to the port. There's too many
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doctors that have to go to prison for the training stuff.
There's too many scumbags at the FBI. There's too minute,
there's too many. There's always going to be a host
of problems, always, always, always, and your kids are going
to have them too. Remember, the next generation will have
them and the generation after. We are constantly beating back
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the waves. That's our life, that's your life. It's my life,
all right. And now here's a headline.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Why you know, you know the thing headlines We didn't
get to you.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
One in three French Muslims say they suffer discrimination. It's
wild how often they all pull out the exact same thing.
Here's Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
If you think that.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
A Christmas market across the street from city Hall is
more than.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
A threat public safety. The violent black teenagers running down
states for shooting people and Christmas tree lighting shows your priorities.
What do you say to those people.
Speaker 9 (32:39):
That if they get a phone call from you or
they get an interaction with you, they.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Should avoid you.
Speaker 9 (32:43):
I'm not going to entertain because the whole premise of
everything that you bring up is not only disgusting in races,
it does no facts to it.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Wonderful, wonderful deflection. FIFA's Peace Prize is run by a
man accused of aiding ethnic cleansing. See this is why
you just you don't root for soccer. Auckland welcomes passengers
on inaugural world's longest direct flight from China to Argentina.
(33:14):
That sounds like a living hell. It's more than twenty
five hours. Imagine spending more than an entire day on
the plane. Oh my gosh, the bathroom. Mexican president says
to hold talks with Trump in Washington Friday. This is
the ultimate hot cold relationship. This dirty commie Mexican president
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doesn't want to give up. Cartels doesn't want to give
up this, so then Trump threatens this. Then she backs
off a little, and it's back and forth. It's back
and forth. At this point in time, it feels like
it's going to be four years of this nonsense. Tomorrow
we're going to do ask doctor Jesse Friday, and we
are going to have fun while we do it. I
give you my word on that, all right
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Of
It is that Jesse Kelly Show, final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday, as we
near the end of the week. I'm so excited. I'm
so excited for this, Jasmine Crockett stre I can almost
hardly contain myself. So we're gonna talk a little Jasmine
Crockett before we get back to emails and clear out
some other things. So there's a talk we've had before.
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Let's happen again briefly. Why do people become politicians? What's
the appeal? There are some who are there to genuinely serve.
They want to help their community, or their state, or
their country, and they go there with the right heart,
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for the right reasons. There's no question there are some.
But for so many, and I have witnessed this, I
have experienced this repeatedly, for so many of these people.
They're not necessarily people with skills, marketable skills. I mean,
(01:07):
they're not people who are capable of being successful in
the independent realm, in the business world. But doesn't everyone
want the finer things of life at some point. I'm
not saying you're money hungry or I'm money hungry or
something like that. But who doesn't want to stay at
a nicer hotel, eat better food. Just people like nicer things,
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perfectly natural. And what do you do if you're somebody
who lacks shame, you also lack talent, but you want
to stay at the Ritz Carlton, you want to fly
first class maybe even private. Well, you get elected, you see,
and when you get elected, because you now have access
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to the taxpayer funded treasury, rich people will give you
things because they believe they will end up getting access
to the public treasury through you. Fairly open corruption. These
people run for office and stay in office because it
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gives them access to living like a millionaire when they're
not in fact millionaires. Headline former Google CEO Eric Schmidt.
This is from the free Beacon flew Democrat senator candidate
Seth Moulton to a ritzy Montana retreat as the congressman
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oversaw critical business. Hey, hop on my private jet, come
on out to our luxury Montana retreat. Who wants to
give that up? And then of course it brings me
to our favorite congress woman, Jasmine Crockett. Jasmine Crockett is
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facing a little bit of heat, if you will so
let me explain how this works when you're running for
office and honestly, after you're already in office. People think
that when you raise money for a campaign, that you
get that money, that you're allowed to spend that money,
that it goes into your personal account. That's against the law.
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That's not how it works. Like when I was running
for Congress, you have to not only set up you
basically have to set up a business, and you have
to set up separate different accounts, bank accounts, and when
you raise money, that money must be used for campaigning.
I can't. I couldn't go out in solicit donations from
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people and then make my card payment pay myself. That's
not how it works. You're not allowed to do that.
They have to remain separate. But there's always there's always
ways around it. If you have no morality. You see Crockett,
you know what she is, Just a race communist, just
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a hustler, just somebody who she just wants her fake
eyelashes and first class tickets. That's what she wants, and
of course she wants to test Jasmine. Crockett has spent
nearly seventy five thousand dollars of campaign money on luxury Hotels,
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transportation and Security. Martha's Vineyard, Chicago, New York City, Las Vegas,
San Francisco, Los Angeles. The Ritz Carlton. Four thousand, one
hundred and seventy five dollars at the Ritz Carlton. Now,
I don't know how much a room is at the
Ritz Carlton, but I'd be willing to bet that's a
pretty nice one. Two thousand, three hundred dollars at the
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Luxury Collection, five thousand, three hundred dollars at the West
Hollywood Edition. You travel expenses, we're talking about limousines. Why
is Jasmine Crockett still in Congress? Why does she want
to stay in Congress? Because Jasmine Crockett does not have
marketable skills that will allow her to stay at the
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Ritz Carlton. If she leaves Congress, she needs to live
like a queen on someone else's dime. Over and over
and over again. It's the same story. That's why these
people never leave. He can't ever get freaking rid of them.
They're just always there. Jesse, I doubt I'm the only
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frustrated American. Why are we doing investigation after investigation after
investigation instead of charging people? Trump was charged every time
he turned around. I'm not suggesting we turn to weaponizing.
Are we not charging people because of communist judges? So
Trump needs to get rid of them first. I'm frustrated,
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and that, in fact, you threw in a couple potty
words in there that I skipped over. She's quite frustrated.
I'll put it that way. I'm frustrated too. People are frustrated.
I am hoping right now that things are coming. I'm
hoping they're coming. We are a year into the Trump
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administration already, and I was hoping we'd have more movement
by now. But let's not forget. And by the way,
it's not near enough. So I'm not telling you that
it's not near enough. Let's not forget that John Bolton
has been indicted, James Comey facing charges, Letitia James facing charges.
Is it everything we want? All the government snakes, all
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the liars, all the criminals. Are they all going to prison? No? No, no,
it's not. I'm not telling you that. But there hasn't
been no movement at all. These things take time, And
as I said before, I'm not a Pambondy fan. I'm
not a Pambondi defender. Frankly, I'm at the point where
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I find her anoying.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Total lack of movement on this case in our nation's
capital undermined the public trust of.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah whatever, not a Pambondi fan. However, I talked to
someone again yesterday who reinforced what I've told you before.
Communists spent so much time destroying any lawyer who was
associated with Donald Trump or Donald Trump's campaign that now lawyers,
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sharp lawyers, the kind of lawyers you need to take
down criminal organizations. Sharp lawyers do not want to go
be part of a three year Trump administration because they
have a pretty good idea that that three years will
be the last three years they're able to practice law
in a significant way. They have seen what communists have
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done to other Trump attorneys. They don't want to go
down like that. And so we have the DJ. We
have the DOJ here still has communist snakes all throughout it,
and we need more people in it. They're putting out
the call publicly and have done so several times of Hey,
any attorneys want to come work here, it's the DOJ,
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and anybody and any prosecutor feel like coming to work
at the DJ. And you know what, the nation of
lawyers we have does looks down at their shoes. Oh,
I'd love to. I'm busy this time of year, we've
got Thanksgiving and stuff like that. They can't find the
people to do what we need to do because the communists,
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in their viciousness, have hurt so many people, destroyed their lives,
destroyed their careers, destroyed their bank accounts. Remember, they bankrupted
Trump allies bankrupted them by just all this endless lawfare stuff.
Even if you end up getting off scott free, you
still dropped a million bucks in legal fees. Do you
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have a million dollars lying around? Would? What would a
million dollars in legal fees mean for you in your life?
You don't have your house anymore, do you do? You
even have a car? But who are you borrowing that
money from to even afford it? Democrats play for keeps,
and Democrats because their communists understand the value of sending
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a message, and they send a message loud and clear.
With all the endless prosecutions civil suits against Trump, people
try to have them disbarred. It's wild what they did, wild?
What they did?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Do some more of these is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. Remember tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday.
The questions are pouring in already, get yours in, Jesse
at Jesse Kelly's Jesse, you are one hundred percent correct
on your assessment with calls into radio programs. Thank you
(10:08):
very much for holding a hard line on that any
other program I listened to, the worst part of it
is when they start taking calls. I'm driving a semi truck,
and that makes me immediately want to switch. The one
part I did enjoy about when you took calls is
when you would hang up on people. I thought that
was awesome. Keep your offense, keep up your offensive program.
(10:29):
I absolutely love it. He says, his name is Dell.
You're sick. You know how many emails we get from
people when they say exactly that. I used to love
when you hung up on people. In case you're wondering,
maybe you're new to the show. You know how I
told you when I rarely would take calls that and
I said, I always said, Chris, I said, no small talk.
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I warned people ahead of time. Don't ask me how
I'm doing, don't tell me first time, long time. Get
right to the point, and I said, I will hang
up the phone. You know how many times some of
them call in and just out of instinct, I'm sure
they didn't mean anything by it. Out of instinct, they'd
be a, hey, Jesse, how you doing today? And I
would just boom hammer hang up on him. Hey, it's
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like they taught us in the Marine Corps. It's like
I teach my sons repeatedly, over and over and over again.
Failure to follow simple instructions. Failure to follow simple instructions.
It's so bad now oob Ob will say it to
the boys, failure to follow simple instructions. I'm sure we've
ruined the freaking kids. Yo, mister Jay, I'm starting to
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question if Chris is a spy sent by the communists.
My pieces of evidence are he has long hippie here.
That's a good point. Why won't he cut it short
like a normal dude. Chris is now trying to quote
make cars more efficient. Sounds like some commy gobblygook to me.
Let me guess Chris is for emissions testing on cars
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and carbon taxes. Well, trust me, Chris is most definitely
not for emissions tests. In fact, i'd be willing to
bet there's something illegal on his car as we speak
right now, what Chris Blood, it's old enough that it
doesn't need to be emissions tested? Yeah, because it would fail, Chris,
because it would fail. Listen, you understand Chris's religious spent
(12:23):
right the emissions thing or the making engines more efficient?
I guarantee it's about money. I guarantee it's about money.
Chris would spend a month rebuilding his engine if he
thought it got him an extra quarter mile per gallon.
(12:44):
I guarantee he would. And in fact, I bet you
he could tell you what exactly the cost savings were
if he got the extra quarter mile per gallon. I
know it. I'm telling you I know it, Jesse. With
the rise of islamis in local, state, and federal government.
And we all know that half the elected federal government,
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more than half the in federal employees are communists. Who's
the bigger threat? Will they kill each other? Well, listen,
there have been books written about this, about what's known
as the Red Green Alliance. The Red Green Alliance, what
is it? It's an alliance struck by communists in Western
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civilization and islamis flooding into Western civilization, And it's a
question people have asked before. Who's going to win in
the end? And what's wild is I understand the enemy
of my enemy as my friend in that way of thinking. Historically,
I get that, But I wonder if each side understands
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that the other side is not going to share power.
Islamis are not going to share power with communists. Communists
are not going to share power with Islamis. They're simply not.
They're interested in smashing you and me first. They view
us as their biggest threat. They practically tell you that
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all the time. They view us as the biggest threat.
I don't know when they'll start hurting each other, but
I know right now the alliance it's working out well
for both of them. This woman is not just in America,
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She's a sitting member of community.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
These people are just idiots.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I really, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I'm at the point where it's become really hard to
have an intellectual debate with any of these people because
the level of stupidity that they are displaying every single
day is frankly embarrassing, not just in Congress but as Americans.
And the fact that these people are allowed to say
just the most ridiculous things tells you that the dumbing
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of the United States has arrived, because how else do
we get Trump presidency again? And so the idea that
this is a white nation that needs to be preserved
is a fascinatingly disgusting view because this country is one
(15:24):
for the many. I would say our country should be
more fearful of white man across our country because they
are actually causing most of the deaths within this country.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
The Red Green Alliance is successful as of right now.
This guy is a city councilman in Minneapolis.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
But now President Donald Trump singling out an attacking one
group of people, and ice being on our streets and
asking people documentation. It feels like we're in nineteen thirties,
nineteen forties Germany. I never thought there would be a
time where I will tell my community to tear their
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passport around because you look like Somali. You might be
you might be stopped by ice.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You look Somalie. Huh, what's that look like? What Chris
I'm asking? It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent,
magnificent Thursday. Member. If you missed any part of the show,
you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes.
(16:32):
Let's get to some of these emails. I've got to
clear out some room for ask doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow. Oh,
the thankful emails are still coming in from last week.
Hey Jesse, I'm thankful this week because three months ago
I tried to kill myself, but at the urging of
my wife, I called the VA. They have helped me
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and now I'm living day to day. But I'm living.
Please don't use my name. I listened to you on
my drive home. Brother. Every day you keep living, all right,
every single day you keep living. Get help if you
need to get help, reach out if you need us
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every single day. Don't check out early? All right? Men,
you whisper. I'll bring in the most American appetizer for Thanksgiving. Oh,
this is a nord one kso dip. What is the
best chip to dip? Triangles? The big rounds, Free Doo scoops,
Tostito scoops? All right, So I want to have a
(17:34):
serious conversation with you here about Fredo's scoops or Tostitos scoops.
The idea behind it is sound. We'll focus on the
Tostitos scoops. You know what I'm talking about there that
it almost looks like a bowl. The chip is almost
a bowl. I understand the idea you're trying to form
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the chip into scooping up dip. I understand that. But
what it does is it screws up a lifetime of
chip training where you already knew the appropriate angle to
come at the dip with the chip in order to
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get the appropriate amount of dip on it. So what's
the best way I can describe it. It would be
like this. It would be like you're a professional baseball player. Right,
you're a professional baseball player, and you've hit a baseball.
Baseballs are one size for your whole life, t ball,
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little league college. Now you're in the pros. You play
for the Houston Astros. It would be like all of
a sudden, shrinking the ball and pitching the guy the ball.
I mean, could he do it? Yeah, he could do it,
but it's gonna mess him up. It's gonna mess him up.
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There's no need to create a special chip that is
scoopable because normal human beings have been scooping dip with
normal chips for a very long time. Every time I
try one of these scoop things because that's all that's
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at a party or something like that. You get too
much dimp. You can't get the angle. And it's not
about as much dip as you want, So don't say
that it's about the appropriate chip to dip ratio. It's
all about the ratios. You get too much dip and
it screws the whole thing up. Speaking of screwing the
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whole thing up, I just kid, I'm still upset about this.
I played it early.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
He changes those new requirements. I mean, you're gonna look
for work. You've got to go out and volunteer certain
hours number of hours each month to keep the benefits going.
Otherwise those benefits could be cut sharply, maybe only three
months worth of benefits over a three year period. Big
time reaction.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Listen to some of this.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
I don't think it's fair either. He do that.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
And you were saying, you think it's going to hurt
a lot of people.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
Oh yeah, definitely, definitely's going to hurt a lot of
people because you never know, you know what, especially now
that we and the holidays and everybody wants to have
a good dinner and everything, and if you don't give
it to them, it's going to be really hard.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
It's very sunny. You want a good dinner. You want
me to pay for your dinner. That's what you want.
That's weird because I already have to buy dinner for
my family. You have to buy dinner for your family, right,
But you see she also wants you to buy dinner
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for her. And any requirement that she even look for
a job or volunteers somewhere she can, says, considers it
to be unfair. Unfair these people, Jesse. I have three boys,
age nineteen, sixteen, and ten. I'm thankful for their health.
Not one has ever had a health issue, not so
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much as k needing braces or glasses or a broken hip.
Both my parents are eighty four and seventy three, both
in great health. Very thankful for their health. You know,
I obviously, as you know, I lost my dad last year.
I've I don't have any grandparents left, they're all dead,
and I have other relatives that are going through just
(21:30):
tough stuff, cancer and stuff like that. And you know
that old cliche saying you don't know what you have
into what's gone. It is so true about health, just
basic sickness. You know, do you have the flu right now.
If you don't, you probably didn't think about not having
the flu today, did you. You probably didn't appreciate the
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fact that you weren't puking into the toilet today, did you?
You don't think I don't think about it either. You
don't ever think about it until the day you get
the flu and you feel like you're dying. And every
time I've ever gotten it, I rarely get it. I
think I've had it five times in my life or
something like that. I just don't get sick that often,
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not super super sick. Every time I've ever had it,
I have laid there in bed thinking to myself, totally
took it for granted, not feeling like this. I totally
took it for granted. And then the second you get
over it, you go right back to taking it for granted.
And that's just basically the flu. How many people, maybe
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you right now, have cancer or someone you know does,
and that's virtually everybody. Someone you know always has cancer. Now,
that's cancer frigging everywhere. That's awful. It's awful. So if
you are as of right now, whether you're a kid,
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whether you're old, if you are in good health. If
you don't have some chronic sickness of some kind that's
dragging you down, maybe even killing you, that's something to
thank God about. I'm telling you, it is something to
thank God about, and it is something I certainly take
for granted. Probably less so because of how the past
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year has gone and how things are going, but that's
something I take for granted. I think maybe ilhan Omar
took for granted how much fraud she could get away
with in Somalia. Do you hear this interview listen to?
Can you shed any light on why the fraud got
so out of control in Minnesota?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
I think what happened is that, you know, when you
have these kind of new programs that are designed to
help people, you're oftentimes relying on third parties to be
able to facilitate. And I just think that a lot
of the COVID programs that were set up, they were
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set up so quick clean that a lot of the
guard wheels did not get created.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You know, it would drive us crazy, It would make
you want to choke somebody. So I don't want to
know the number. If you ever find the number, please
don't send it to me. How much fraud there was
because of COVID nationwide. How much fraud, how much theft.
While the government, federal, state, and local governments were destroying
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your life, destroying your education, destroying your business, destroying your school,
people were stealing, people were getting rich off of all
that COVID money the government was handing out. And I
don't know about you. I didn't get any I didn't
get a freaking time. I didn't get any of it.
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And it was our money. Remember it's your money, it's
my money, belongs to the taxpayer. Didn't get a dime.
You know what, I'm gonna text someone about it, Chris.
I can't help it. I love her. She makes me laugh,
and she's such a ridiculous, unlikable racist clown that I
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feel like she's wonderful for the GOP. I really don't.
I don't want her to lose her seat in Congress.
I want her to sit there texting. She can be
texting all day long, as long as she keep being talking.
What what, Chris, This is not a new crush. I
didn't say that. No, no, no, I will not be acute. Whatever,
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We'll be back. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final
segment of the Jesse Kelly Show final segment today, but
not the final segment this week, of course, because tomorrow
is ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and we're gonna have a
good time, I promise. Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com,
get your questions emailed in. We've spoken many times before
(25:58):
about the will of make believe that communists create and
carefully maintain for their brain dead followers. It's very, very effective,
very effective on a certain percentage of the population. There's
probably nobody more guilty of this than Rachel Maddow of MSNBC.
She went on Stephen Colbert and she said.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
This the White House Plan, the Peace Plan for Russia
and Ukraine, which was appears quite literally to have been
written in the Kremlin and then given to Steve Whitkoff,
who then advised the Kremlin on how best to sell
it to Trump. I mean, it really just feels like
the whole Putin and Trump thing that was so weird
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for all those years, which a lot of us reported
on a lot at the time, got.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
A lot of passle for it.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I'm just saying it kind of seems like that's now
paid off with the Kremlin actually running US foreign policy.
Through the President's Dufis golf friend. The idea that we
work for him, that we work for them, is so
humiliating and is such an abject failure on the part
of Trump in terms of his weakness. I don't know
what Putin has on him, but he works for Putin,
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and it's an embarrassment to this country.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
The reason you're liberal and Peggy is going to walk
into Christmas and ruin some portion of the day by
talking about how Trump is a Russian agent is because
all the people she watches, she listens to and reads,
they lie to her, big gigantic lies, the same set
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of lies which she hears over and over and over
and over again. And because she never wants to break
free from that bubble, she's just stuck there in a
world of make believe forever. It's really evil. I've compared
it before to picking on a special needs kid, and
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I really I'm not trying to make a joke. That's
how I think about it. How evil it is that
these communists abuse the dumbest people among us, like your
liberal aunt Peggy, that they abuse people who are not
emotionally able to break out from the bubble. They just
abuse her over and over and over again. They use
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her stupidity against her and against the country. It kills us.
Hey Jesse, thanks for the heads up about the burn
A discount. I've been considering a purchase for a while now,
but other financial priorities kept pushing that onto the back burner. Yesterday,
Christmas bonus in hand in discounted pricing available, I was
able to justify the long desired purchase. Looking forward to
(28:39):
practicing with my new cl in the near future. Remember
with Berna with their compact launcher, it's legal everywhere all
fifty states. You do not need a permit, you do
not need a backround check. So when I tell you
to carry something on you that will stop a bad man,
(29:00):
you're all out of excuses now that Burna is here.
Swat teams carry these things. Private security firms carry these things.
We've already had listeners of the show having their daughters'
lives saved because of these things. It fits in your
purse if it's They sell holsters, by the way, fits
(29:20):
in a holster. You can have ones that look just
like guns. They sell black ones if you're looking for
that as a deterrent, and they're fun to practice with
my kid is always out back clinking with those plastic grounds.
They have these plastic grounds that are full of I
think it's baby powder, and they have this little target
you get with them, just pop pop pop pop, carry
(29:41):
something on you b y RNA all right, burna dot com,
burna dot com. And Barack Obama's a liar and.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
Pretty unique is this idea that you get a bunch
of people from every corner of the planet who don't
look alike, don't worship exactly the same way to their God,
and don't even know, don't eat the same foods, don't
have the same last names, but somehow they're all working
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together and they can figure out how to make this
place their own and live together and create something that
hasn't been there before. That's that's what makes this country exception.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
No, that's what elects Democrats. That's what he means. That's
what keeps Democrats in power. Without the mass importation of
foreign cultures, Democrats would be a completely obsolete party in
this country. They would talked about it before Jesse, the
fight between good and evil. He said, you are so right.
(30:51):
The fight between good and evil is never ending. Seems
like every generation has a war to fight. I heard
audio from the BBC of an elder veteran lamenting how
all his efforts were for nothing. It's so heartbreaking, especially
because it's not true. Remember that there is no final
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victory over evil on this planet. So when you get down,
as I do from time to time, when you look
around and you see all the evil out there, and
it seems like there's so much that there's too much
we can't overcome. It will never overcome. It will never.
There's too many people to the port. There's too many
(31:36):
doctors that have to go to prison for the training stuff.
There's too many scumbags at the FBI. There's too minute,
there's too many. There's always going to be a host
of problems, always, always, always, and your kids are going
to have them too. Remember, the next generation will have
them and the generation after. We are constantly beating back
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the waves. That's our life, that's your life. It's my life,
all right. And now here's a headline.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Why you know, you know the thing headlines We didn't
get to you.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
One in three French Muslims say they suffer discrimination. It's
wild how often they all pull out the exact same thing.
Here's Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
If you think that.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
A Christmas market across the street from city Hall is
more than.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
A threat public safety. The violent black teenagers running down
states for shooting people and Christmas tree lighting shows your priorities.
What do you say to those people.
Speaker 9 (32:39):
That if they get a phone call from you or
they get an interaction with you, they.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Should avoid you.
Speaker 9 (32:43):
I'm not going to entertain because the whole premise of
everything that you bring up is not only disgusting in races,
it does no facts to it.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Wonderful, wonderful deflection. FIFA's Peace Prize is run by a
man accused of aiding ethnic cleansing. See this is why
you just you don't root for soccer. Auckland welcomes passengers
on inaugural world's longest direct flight from China to Argentina.
(33:14):
That sounds like a living hell. It's more than twenty
five hours. Imagine spending more than an entire day on
the plane. Oh my gosh, the bathroom. Mexican president says
to hold talks with Trump in Washington Friday. This is
the ultimate hot cold relationship. This dirty commie Mexican president
(33:39):
doesn't want to give up. Cartels doesn't want to give
up this, so then Trump threatens this. Then she backs
off a little, and it's back and forth. It's back
and forth. At this point in time, it feels like
it's going to be four years of this nonsense. Tomorrow
we're going to do ask doctor Jesse Friday, and we
are going to have fun while we do it. I
give you my word on that, all right
Speaker 5 (34:00):
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