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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is The Jesse Kelly's Show, Final hour, The Jesse
Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. We have all
kinds of things this hour. We're gonna talk about lies
here in just a moment. Then we'll get back to
more questions. But I wanted to address this as the
ice stuff is heating up across the country. The Trump administration,

(00:23):
to their credit, they're not backing off. Whenever these kooky
Kami cities push back, they push back even harder. So
they're handling it the right way. But well, I got
this seemail Jesse. Last night I watched seven different YouTube
videos reporting that naked children have been zip tied together

(00:43):
and dragged off in rental vans by ice. There was
a fake photo all over the Internet of a zip
tied toddler. This is extremely dangerous and I believe it
deserves jail time. Do you agree. His name is Dean,
So Dean is talking about the lie, you know, naked

(01:04):
children and zip tide toddlers and things like that. Well,
there's a good and bad to virtually everything. Right now.
I guess some things are just all bad, like fish,
But anyway, there's a good and bad to everything. Social
media is one of those things that it's very common
to complain about. It very very common to complain about it.

(01:27):
People don't connect anymore. But every complaint you have about
social media is probably very very valid and very very true. Right,
But you've seen the recent polls on trust in the
American media. Let me spoil it for you. It's really bad.

(01:50):
It's in the twenties. In the twenties, that is the
percentage of American people who trust what they see on
the news. Why it was not always that way? Why
because now instead of having to rely on ABCNBCCBS, now

(02:11):
you have social media where if you choose to put
in any effort at all, you can go find out
the truth. You'll know the truth before the news comes
on at night and lies about it. When I sit
here and I talk to you about the stories of
the day, like when I brought up Tiss James being
indicted or anything like that. When I talk to you

(02:33):
about the stories of the day, if you listen live,
so I'm on six to nine Eastern time. If you
are listening to me live right now, I bet you
money you are rarely surprised by any news story. Now,
I might have a piece of audio you didn't you
haven't heard, or maybe I will have a story that
you hadn't heard yet. But how much of the time

(02:55):
do I bring up a story that you've already heard about?
It's all the time, right Because of social media, you
are able to sort or find the truth and in
ways that nobody ever was before. People were for forever
before social media, people were slaves essentially to whatever was

(03:17):
on the news channels at night or printed in the newspaper.
Without that, you know, if you're if it's a nineteen
ninety this is not ancient history. If it's nineteen ninety
and you have regular cable TV, ABCNBCCBS, and you know,
you'd have CNN a couple other things back then, and

(03:40):
you get the local paper. I know this is totally
backwards thinking for most people now, but I swear on
my life they used to deliver the newspaper to your
home if you signed up and paid for it and subscribed.
If you subscribe to a paper, a young man would
get a paper route. It was a very common job
back then. You would show up super early in the

(04:03):
morning at the newspaper place or they would deliver it
to your home a stack of newspapers. You would get
on your bicycle and you had a paper route, and
you would ride all over the neighborhood, delivering newspapers to
people's homes. And if you want to know what was
in the news, what was happening, you had to go
out to the end of the driveway and grab the

(04:24):
newspaper or turn on NBC that night. Now, what if
they're all lying and we see today how consistent they
all tell the same lies. You can turn on ABC
and you'll see an outright lie, not bias, an outright lie.
You'll turn on CBS, you'll see the same outright lie. NBC,

(04:45):
same LI, CNN, same I. You open up the Washington Post,
same LI, New York Times, same lie. So if you
were in that system and they all told you the exact,
same outright line. If it's nineteen ninety and they all
came out and said Donald Trump colluded with Russia install

(05:05):
the election, how do you disprove it? Even if you
suspect they might be lying, How are you going to
find other forms of information? You're not. You're a slave
to that form of information. Now, that's the good news.

(05:27):
Social media allowed us to find information, other sources of information,
so we can bypass the lies and disprove the lies.
And it's destroyed trust in the media, which is perfect
because there are a bunch of lion commy scumbags. That's
the good news. But the bad news is this lies

(05:51):
travel faster and further now. Lies have always traveled at
breakneck speed. Now with social media combined with the communist's
willingness to lie about everything at all times, now lies
can travel immediately to millions and millions and millions of people,

(06:16):
and other communists will repeat the lie. Sometimes it's because
they believe it, sometimes it's just because they want other
people to believe it. But that picture, maybe you've seen it,
maybe you haven't. There's a picture of a toddler who
has been handcuffed or zip tied. The pictures a little grainy,
and some communists on social media said that was what

(06:40):
Ice was doing to a child. It wasn't Ice, It
wasn't even in this country. It wasn't. That has nothing
to do with Ice or Trump or anything like that
at all. Now communists are spreading it and sharing it everywhere.
The bad part of social media is your word that
your liberal ant Peggy's world of make believe can be

(07:04):
reinforced on social media. Instead of her being exposed to
the truth, now her world of make believe just gets
more cemented in her mind. You want a great example
of this, All the social media companies were telling all
the same lies at the same time too. Remember during
COVID when they deleted your account for saying this mask

(07:25):
is stupid and the vaccine doesn't do anything for you.
Remember that. Well, Elon Musk got angry about the rampant
censorship on social media, and so he bought Twitter and
renamed it x. Maybe you're on there, maybe you're not.
It's fine if you're not. But you know where the

(07:47):
communists went. They left, not all of them, a lot
of them left, and they created a new social media
website called Blue Sky. Have you ever heard of Blue Sky?
Probably not, It doesn't matter, You don't need to go.
But if you want a fascinating, slash horrifying little wade

(08:10):
through the communist ecosystem, go over to Blue Sky now
because it's a place that would absolutely censor you or me.
Now they've found a new bubble where they can stay
and the biggest, craziest, most ridiculous lies will be repeated

(08:31):
over and over and over and over and over again.
And they went there on purpose because censorship stopped on Twitter.
It's not just that the world of make believe is
created for them. Oftentimes they want to live there. That's
what they prefer. Remember that if you start exposing a

(08:56):
communist lies, the lies they believe. If you start exposing
that to them, your liberal and Peggy, you start showing
her the truth about anything, she will Oftentimes she'll respond
in anger, even if you're not being mean. And part
of the reason she's responding in anger is you're not
just exposing the truth about one issue, whatever that issue

(09:19):
may be. You are tearing apart her entire world. If
you start pulling at that thread. If she if this lies,
she believes all the way, if it turns out to
be disproven, well, it might bring the whole house she

(09:41):
lives in down. And she would rather scream and yell
at you and storm out of the house before she
allows that to happen, because it's not one issue, it's
her whole world, it's her religion. Remember what if you
could prove to someone beyond the shadow of a dow
that their religion, that what they've dedicated their whole life

(10:03):
to is fake. That's how your liberal and Peggy thinks
when you expose the truth about Donald Trump taught us
to inject bleach. No we didn't. Here's here's here's the
video of it. Frah, I hate you. You're an aunte.
Wait what are you? Her whole world comes apart. Hey, Jess,
I feel your pain when you're talking about dealing with

(10:25):
the power company. That's been my experience in dealing with Satan,
I mean Infinity barely talk English. I usually get the
Philippines after not being very helpful. They try to tell
another service. I want to change my phone to pure talk.
But I'm in the process for alternate cables, so on
and so forth. What do you reckon? What do you

(10:45):
use for cable slash internet whatever? All right, so I'll
explain what I what we do for TV. Now I'm
so mad at myself for it. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday. Remember, if you miss
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(11:08):
dot com. So this lady asked me what do we
use for you know, TV, cable, internet, that kind of thing.
So you don't want to do what I do. You
don't want to be like me. I have the worst
system in the world and it's very, very frustrating. First,
we used to have direct TV. This is a wild ago. Well,

(11:33):
you had DirecTV because I told you I used to
be an NFL super fan and DirecTV I don't know
if this still exists, used to have a special NFL
package where you could subscribe to it and you would
get every single NFL game. That was the reason we
had DirecTV. Well, along comes Saint George Floyd. He dies

(11:54):
of an overdose. The NFL starts printing the name of
rapists on their helmets and putting end races him in
the end zone, and Jesse says, goodbye. No more professional
football for me. So now I don't need direct TV.
Now I'm looking at my bill. Don't quote me on
this because I don't remember exactly, but I think I

(12:15):
think we were paying somewhere in the neighborhood, I like
one hundred and forty bucks a month or something like that.
It was a lot. Chris maybe one hundred and thirty.
It was a lot. It was a lot. Well, I
really don't want to make myself sound like Jewish boozer Chris.
But that's too much money. So we decide, hey, this
is the Internet era. If we're not watching the NFL anymore,

(12:37):
dump direct TV. The TVs are all hooked up to
the Internet. If there's something you want to watch. If
there you know, I'm a documentary freak. If there's a
documentary you want to watch, or maybe one of obs
weird serial killer shows that she likes. If there's something
like that you want to watch, just get a subscription

(12:59):
to the or that whatever that may be, you know,
Amazon Prime, anything like that and whatever that may be. Okay,
maybe you've done this too. This is what I started doing.
But these companies keep making me angry by putting out
They have to gay everything up, they have to ruin
every freaking show. They keep making me angry. And so

(13:23):
something will pop up that I want to watch, I'll
get a subscription and then I'll cancel the subscription as
soon as I'm done watching it, so I don't keep
paying the company. But at some point in time, you
forget to cancel some and then you have a subscription,
and then you're trying to figure out how many subscriptions

(13:44):
do you have? Should you delete this subscription? And by
the time, by the time you're done, if you look
at all the subscriptions for this thing and that I
think it did the dp B, you're paying more than
one hundred and forty dollars you were paying at direct TV. Anyway,
it is a whole ruble system. I have no earthly
idea how to fix it at all. I do know

(14:05):
that I love my documentaries. Look, that's part of how
I do my history research for the show. I try
to stick with books. I read everything I can. But
if I watch if there is there's very rarely a
good documentary. Good documentaries are hard to find. But if
I watch a good documentary on something where I can

(14:26):
see it, it helps me. I don't know if this
is going to make me sound like a fruit. If
I can see it, if I can lay my eyes
on it, it helps me. Help you visualize it, Does
that make sense? It helps me describe it to you
once I have actually seen it. So documentaries become part

(14:48):
of it. And that was a long way of saying,
don't do what I do. I have no helpful advice
to you whatsoever, I'm doing it wrong. I don't want
to give these companies. Most of these companies are trash,
so I don't want to give them my business. Now
there are some that I would never ever consider for
any reason. Disney will never ever have another dime of

(15:09):
my money at all. That is the biggest, most important
children's company on Earth, and it is turned into gay
propaganda for children. It's disgusting what they have done to
that company. There's no Disney Plus, there's no Disney nothing
will never be going to Disney World or Disneyland. That
is a gross, gross company. But still it's just Yeah,

(15:33):
it's hard, and that's a good point. Chris Pluto TV.
Chris pointed out is free, so I try to seek
out free services. But right like right now, it's the
baseball playoffs. Now that I'm forty four going on eighty four,
I've started to enjoy baseball. I enjoy what appears to
be a much more patriotic sport. I can take my

(15:55):
kids to the games and they don't have to watch
strippers who are strippers who are pertaining to be cheerleaders,
and nobody's gonna get drunk and throw beer at them.
I just it's just it's more family friendly. But you
can't watch that on Half the Freeze. It's horrible. Look
I go through it too, all right, it's horrible. Jesse.
My daughter recently applied and had to prove the chapter

(16:16):
of Turning Point USA and her high school. I'm so proud.
I love seeing her generation get in the fight. My
son too. They're hardcore anti communists. That's really cool. What
advice do you have for her and all the young
people getting involved in the anti communist movement to take
back our country? Says I can say his name or

(16:38):
her name. I don't know. Aj I don't think you
need advice from me because you're far ahead of where
I was at that age. You don't need advice from me.
I will tell you this though. Read. I know that sucks,
and if you don't like to read, it sucks. Hoover

(17:01):
up knowledge, Okay, hoover up knowledge. It will help you
along the way. And there's no better way to do
that than books. If it has to be books on tape,
like Chris, make it books on tape. Read and make
sure you stick together as a coalition, right, you're going
to need friends along the way because it's going to
be rocky. And other than that, be bold. You're right,

(17:24):
they're wrong. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Fantastic Thursday. Let's go to Chris Hayes. Apparently RFK is
too obsessed with autism. Today we are signing an executive
order that's the wrong button completely. I can't but that did.
Chris Hayes sounds a lot like Brandon Johnson. One of

(17:45):
the things that's been very strange to me about watching
the development of the perversion of the public health system
under RFK is the obsession with autism. So it's like,
it's I think that's a pretty good thing for the
hell out of JHS to be worried about, to be
focused on as families struggle. But of course, to the communist,

(18:08):
he can't make any sense at all. Doesn't he know
they're just supposed to be pushing the clock shot into
your arm? What are they digging into real issues? For
JK forty seven, I normally buy off on ninety five
percent of your takes and have chosen to overlook when
you're wrong because it rarely happens, and your opinion can
somehow be influenced by Chris and you are handicapped by

(18:29):
unusually small hands. But this, Sir, cannot be overlooked. You've
referred to the carmaker as Jaguar and not jag He
just said the same thing and not jaguar like normal
people do. This literally drives me nuts. Your conduct is
an example of why West Virginians question the opinions of

(18:50):
those from the other side of the Ohio River. It's
called jaguar. They even have a Jaguar on the thing.
What Chris, Jaguar? Why would I say? There's not an
extra vowel in it after the G. It's British. It's
a British company. I thought it was American. I didn't

(19:12):
know what. I've got a car man, I don't know everything, okay,
And there's not a varwel after the G. It's not
the jigabu in whatever. You just say jaguar, the Jaguars.
It's the whatever here, Doctor Jesse, am I the only
one fed up with texting. I love texting. Texting. Texting

(19:34):
makes sure that I never get trapped on the phone.
I'm a big texting person. In fact, I'm even that
guy if you if you call me, and usually I'll
just ignore it. But if you're somebody I can't ignore
or probably shouldn't ignore, I'll ignore the call and then
shoot you a quick text and I'll you'll say something

(19:54):
usually along the lines of I'm in a meeting, what's up?
You should know I'm never in a meeting. That is
a lie. One hundred percent of the time. If you're
one of my friends or family members listening right now,
and I have ever texted you that I'm in a meeting,
what's up? That was a lie. I told an outright lie.
What I meant was, I don't want to talk to you.

(20:16):
Can you just text me whatever it is, because I
need to know if it's important I do have. I
have a couple of friends speaking of phone trappers. If
you want to know, you're never going to get me
to answer the phone. Ever, they will text, and then
if I text back, the second my return text hits

(20:38):
their phone, they call that There is no chance I
would ever take your call. I am more likely to
get in a helicopter and fly over an active volcano
and throw my phone in it than I ever would
be to answer the phone of somebody who calls me
immediately after I text message, you're not going to trap

(21:02):
me on the phone. Text whatever you need and then
we can move on. Jesse, maybe next time you have
Buck Sexton on or some other big, big brain person
in the no Cash Betel states he plans to dismantle Antifa,
obviously using the FBI workforce. If he is surrounded by leftists,

(21:22):
how does he hand out assignments if he doesn't know
who he can trust. It's very difficult, It's extremely difficult.
This is what we have a hard time with right
now because things are going well and we have better leadership.
But remember that it's been decades and decades and decades

(21:46):
of communist infiltration as they worm their way through our institutions.
Now they're in our institutions now if we need our
institutions for something. They're sick. They're very, very sick. It's
I think I've used this analogy before. It's like working,
It's like doing your entire life being out of shape,

(22:09):
meaning all you do is eat bad. You never work out,
eat bad, you never work out, eat bad, you never
work out, and now you're super fat and you got
high blood pressure and you're out of breath. When you
stand up and walk across the hall. Only now it's really, really, really,
really really important that you run a mile. You have
to run a mile now your life depends on it.

(22:31):
You know. So a bad guy's chasing you with a
knife and you have to run away. Well, two things
are true. Yeah, you have to run away, you have
to run that mile. Also, you probably can't. This this

(22:51):
is the price we pay you and me. This is
the price we pay for not being aggressive enough with
communists when they were starting to get a foothold. We
were too nice, too tolerant. We lied to ourselves that
they're just naive, they don't get it, they don't know
what they're doing. Oh, they'll come out of it, eventually,

(23:14):
they'll grow up. We did not understand what we were
dealing with, and now they're everywhere, and it's a freaking problem.
It's a big problem. Whatever, let's laugh at Katie Pork.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
We're gonna lose more than half a million Californians dying
prematurely to air pollution and other problems, and the state
could lose out of my shot.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
That's actually correct. It's not that it's electric vehicles.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
It's that you don't need the committments any Paris.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Clim Okay, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Okay, you also were in my shot before that, Stay
out of my shot.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I can't wait to start talking to Chris and Corey
like that. Hey, Jesse, I belong to a men's group
that includes a die hard Democrat who tells me that
ICE is busting into businesses and homes without warrants. They're
grabbing people off the street in an effort to arrest illegals.
I'm under the impression ICE is acting on quarter proved

(24:13):
deportation detainers, which effectively constitute an arrest warrant. Who is correct?
You're correct? And your Democrat friend lives in a world
of make believe because every source your Democrat friend goes
to tells them the exact same lie. Democrat politicians tell
them the exact same lie. These are Nazis, These are
going stopo tactics. They're grabbing people off the street, they're

(24:34):
grabbing women, they're grabbing children. These are all outright lies.
But if you watch the news, that's what you believe.
And look the politicians, they're all telling the same lies.
They're all having the exact same line. What do you
know about this incident, were federal agents boxed in and assaulted. Well,
we don't have a lot of facts. What happens in

(24:56):
these sorts of incidents is we had absolutely all the facts.
We all watch the video. In fact, by the time JB.
Pritzker waddled onto that television set and sat down, you
had already seen the video of the federal agent's being
boxed in. Your liberal and Peggy didn't see that video.
Your liberal and Peggy is over there on blue Sky

(25:16):
watching CNN, and so she is lied to at all times,
living in a world to make believe Jesse, I don't
own a firearm. I feel like the Second Amendment leans
to the effect of you need to own a firearm
for no other reason than use it if the government
tries to take it. Would that suggest that people should
have arms greater than the government. If so, I don't
think we're in such terrible shape. Yes, that's exactly what

(25:38):
it's for. And two am I less patriotic or even
unpatriotic for not owning a firearm? I do have a
pitchfork in an axe. Well, it's not the year sixteen hundred,
so a pitchfork and an axe are going to be
of precious little use. If the person who's trying to
kill you has a gun, No, that doesn't mean you're
unpatriotic though. Some people just don't like guns. Maybe you're

(26:02):
not even allowed to own a gun wherever you are.
Maybe you're in one of these communist heel holes where
they once you disarmed so they can turn some twenty
time fellon loose on you and set him into your
house with the butcher's knife. I don't know what your
situation is, but look, if you don't like guns, don't
ever want to shoot a gun, that's your business. I
would I would recommend changing that, though I would changing that.

(26:26):
All right, all right is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final
second of The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday.
I do hope you enjoy your weekend. You know I
won't be here tomorrow. I'm sorry. Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow
dot com is the email address. Let's stick into these. Hey,
Jesse new p one listener writing you for the first

(26:48):
time Friday when you were addressing other people's comments. He
told the story about struggling with alcohol after your deployment
overseas and how you can trace that path back to
high school. Pologize if I'm retreading on old ground, But
how did you shake it? How does one start a
new path? I continue to struggle with alcohol at thirty one,

(27:11):
after over a decade of abuse, and I fear I've
wasted the best years of my life on this and
there's no coming back. Sorry to treat you as a therapist,
but as you probably know, they're all communists. So you're
the best we've got, he says, I can say his name.
I'm not gonna say his name though, just in case.
All right, So one, you didn't waste the best years

(27:35):
of your life. That's a lie. Maybe your twenties weren't
what they should have been because of alcohol, but the
twenties are not the best years of your life. There's
not any set time that's the best years of your life.
I know eighty year olds who are happy as pigs
and mud. Their body's breaking down, they're not look they're

(27:57):
not running as fast as they used to be. That
it might not look as good as they used to look.
But happy as pigs in mud. Now it was a
period of time that it's gone, but it's gone. Let
it go, Let it go. That's one. Two, give yourself
some grace. Let me explain something to you. And in fact,

(28:18):
anybody who may have some kind of struggle going on
right now, maybe it's been going on a long long time.
Everybody has them at some point in their life of
some kind. Everybody has them. And what people do is
they look around and they think other people don't. That

(28:39):
guy has his life together. He did it everything right.
He graduated top of his class. It was a superstar athlete,
and then got promoted super fast at work, and he
was a manager, and now he's the vice president and
his wife is a dime and his children are all
of square joed with straight A's like guy's on drugs.

(29:00):
That guy's wife just took off with the mailman. Everyone
has problems. Everyone has screwed things up in their left.
What happens is when people have these problems, they always
think they're the only ones, or they think they're one
of the few. Everyone else has it together. I'm the
only screw up, buddy. Most people struggle with alcohol at

(29:20):
some point in time in their life. Most people doing it,
they don't struggle with that, they struggle with something else.
Just turn around, you say, how do you start a
new path. Just stop and turn around now. So what's
gonna happen is now that you want to stop is
you're gonna screw up and you're gonna have a drink tonight,

(29:44):
or maybe you'd be good tonight, but you'll have one tomorrow. Okay,
try again the next day. Remember the rule. If you're struggling,
you're winning because you will eventually overcome it. As many
times as you fail and stumble and fail and stumble.
If you are struggling, you are already winning. You will

(30:06):
overcome it. Now. If you've given up, then you're done struggling.
Then you lost. That's the only time you lost, all right,
all right, Jesse Somalia. Oh, so we have gotten some
angry emails about our crappiest country in the world tournament.
People are angry because Haiti was the winner. I declared

(30:28):
Haiti to be the winner, only technically Somalia won the
online poll with the audience voting. Listen. There have been
vicious accusations, accusations like riged election and people calling me
the Joe Biden of tournaments and things that. Okay, listen,

(30:53):
I overruled you, Okay, I overruled you. I warned you
beforehand that being over rule was a possibility. I warned
you it was going to be a possibility. If it
makes you feel better, we are putting together a care
package for the winner, Haiti, and we are considering putting
together another one for Somalia. I don't know that we're

(31:16):
going to do that. Samalia lost. It's Haiti's championship. Anyway,
This guy says, Somalia passed the law to change the
minimum age for marriage to eighteen. Wait, it was just
changed back to what you ask Oh, nothing, there's no
minimum age limit. Somalia deserved that title and a partially

(31:36):
used red Lobster gift card. And you know it. It
is a truly wretched place. It is wretched beyond belief.
The oh, I'm just so grossed out by this concept.
The child bride thing is real. There, be very grateful

(31:58):
you were born in America. If you're in America listening
to the sound of my voice, if you're in any
first thrilled country. Honestly, if you're anywhere besides Haiti, be
very very grateful you were not born in Somalia. It's
a horrible, horrible place, a disgusting culture. In every possible way,
and of course we brought as many of them here

(32:19):
as humanly possible. Now, then we talk to you about
your testosterone before we do a couple more emails. It's low,
and it's not your fault that it's low, but it's low.
It's low because you drink estrogen. You essentially drink woman's
birth control every time you drink water, because it's in
our water supply. It sucks, but it is what it is.

(32:40):
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(33:02):
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Speaker 2 (33:20):
Why you know you know the.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Thing emails we didn't get to, Jesse. What do you
like better, Taco Bell or del Taco Taco Bell. I've
never been a big Dell taco guy. We had one.
My buddies loved it. I always thought it was kind
of mad. Jesse. I think you mentioned you were posted
at twenty nine Palms. When you were there, did you

(33:42):
get to see the tortoises? Oh gosh, yes, I think
they were called the desert tortoise, the desert tortoise. I
believe it was. Get this. There's such a protected species
there that if we were doing a shoot, and a
shoot is a big deal. You're marching your entire company,
your tire, entire but out. You got weapons, you got
everything else. If you're doing a shoot and someone spots

(34:06):
a desert tortoise out on the range, boop, shoot stopped.
They will stop an entire training exercise and they had
to call special people out to move them. Apparently these
things are ultrasensitive. No wonder they're endangered if you touch
them or something like that the wrong way. I forget

(34:27):
exactly what the circumstances were. They would pee themselves, they
would pee all the moisture out of their body, and
they would die. If you touch them, they die. I know, Chris,
I know, talk about an animal trying to die off
somehow that burn up all the rest of the show.
I will see you on Monday. That's all.
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