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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday.
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We're almost to the end of the week and we
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have a huge show for you tonight on the Jesse
Kelly Show. Although I am a touch upset, I'm going
to try to get that out right in the opening
here there was something Trump said again today. I'm gonna
try to get it out of my system. Once I
get it out of my system, we will bounce around
to so many other things. We're gonna talk about emails, astronauts,
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people blowing snap funding, people not buying homes. A bunch
of people got fired in the wake of Charlie Kirk's murder,
and the media is mad about it, our court system
being a ratchet. All that and so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. In fact, Chris,
that I think of it, probably should have done this
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before the show. Grab that Trump line from Laura Ingram
where he was talking about the h one b's and
the foreigners and things like that. And I want to say,
as Chris digs that up. I want I want to
say something we've talked before about how you are a
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political person. I'm a political person. So we're going to
vote in a different way than the normies. And you
know that you're different. I'm different. We're not the norm
we're not the muti wority, We're the hyper political people.
I got that. But you know, when I knew Democrats
were in serious, serious trouble before the last election. When
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I knew they were in serious trouble, I hung out.
You know, I hang out with normal people. I don't
live in DC, I don't live in New York City.
I do not hang out with other radio hosts or
politicians or lobbyists or anything like that. I hang out
with normal people who do normal things. Many of them
are close to my age, which is obvious. People usually
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hang out with people close to their age. So I'm
forty four. Most of the people I hang out with
have children, and the frustration and fear they had for
the jobs market for their children was palpable. The frustrations
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they would talk about, and some of their kids are
just dynamite students. They would talk about. He graduated, he's
put out fifteen hundred resumes, he can't get a return
phone call. He's gonna move back into the home. This
is not one neighbor, this is the majority of my
friend circle. My daughter can't find anything, my son can't
find anything. She's moving back home. He's trying to find
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a job, she's waiting tables. It was everywhere in my
friend's circle. Americans were doing everything quote the right way.
Graduated sometimes it was high school, trade school. Now the
trade school guys obviously fared better. But the ones went
on went to college, graduated good degrees. We're not talking
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basket weaving or any black studies that, we're talking good degrees.
And they couldn't find anything, and they were so mad,
and they were as signing blame. Every day there was
a news story about how many foreigners Joe Biden was
coming in and that night they're talking to Aiden, Shaden
and Braden and Aiden Jaden and Braiden can't find a job.
And they're as parents, not political people, as parents, they
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were furious, furious. I knew Democrats were in serious trouble
going into that election because of the parent factor, the
kitchen table factor. Now you remember, I think it was
earlier this week when Trump sat down with Laura Ingram
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and said, this.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
H one visa thing will not be a big priority
for your administration, because if you want to raise wages
for American workers, you can't flood the country with tens
of thousands or hundreds.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Of Also, do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
When we're gone your talent and you know we don't
have talented people.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
No, you don't have You don't have certain talents, and
you have to people have to learn. You can't take
people off an unimploiment like an unemployment line and say
I'm going to put you into a factory. We're going
to make missiles.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
H one bees are not highly skilled people. And everyone
knows this. Now that's O ones, that's an O one visa.
That's a totally different thing. H one bees are low skilled,
entry level. Do you know what Normany's heard when Donald
Trump said, hey, Aid and Jaden and Braiden, who doesn't
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have it? We've got to go get some Indians. You
know how that landed? Not? Well, I'll tell you that much. Well,
those same normy friends of mine are upset. Okay, one
bad interview. Let's the White House clearly heard the backlash
from you, from me, from the normies. Surely he's going
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to drop that line, right because parents don't want to
hear that. People struggling to find work, they don't want
to hear that. That's that's a really bad line. You
Americans are too dumb. We got to go bring it
in some more foreigners. Bad line, all right, Yeah, a
bad moment, it happens. This is Trump today to.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Bring people to get those plants opened. We want you
to do that, and we want those people to teach
our people how to make computer chips and how to
make other things. You can't come in, and I'm explaining
you can't come in open up a massive computer chip
factory for billions and billions of dollars like is being
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done in Arizona, and think you're going to hire people
off an unemployment line to run it. They're going to
have to bring thousands of people with them, and I'm
going to welcome those people.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Now.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I love my conservative friends, I love MAGA, but this
is MAGA. And those people are going to teach our
people how to make computer chips, and in a short
period of time, our people are.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Going to be doing great.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
And those people can go home where they probably always
want to be. You know, when people are born someplace,
they tend to want to go.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And we have the greatest country in the world, but
they want to go. And what Aiden Jaden and Braiden
can't be taught how to make chips, that's basic company training.
Aiden Jaden and Braiden can't run a forklift, can't be
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taught how to push buttons on a machine. That's ridiculous.
And not only is it ridiculous, it's political suicide. The
coalition that elected Donald Trump is large, and there are
all different parts of the coalition with different motivations, there's
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no question about that. But the stop this immigration coalition
is probably the biggest part of it. And the only
other part of the coalition that can compare is the
I need a job, I'm not making ends meet coalition,
and these kinds of statements.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Manage to offend both of them. We have a mid
term election coming in twenty twenty six, less than a year.
The United States of America will go to the polls
and decide who they want to run the House of
Representatives and one third of the Senate. If Democrats get
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enough votes in the House of Representatives, they're going to
impeach Donald Trump every fifteen minutes for fun. They've already
announced it. They won't even have a choice. Their base
will demand it. And if the next year is Donald
Trump telling Americans they're too stupid to make chips, we
have to have low skilled people from India by the
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thousand come in and teach us, poor dumb American oaks
how to make things. We are going to get slaughtered
in twenty twenty six. It's going to be you and
me on election night, crying in our beer, wondering what
went wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Even if even if I get I'll give miss even
if he believes it, you don't say it. You don't
say it. I got to have this conversation with my son,
my youngest son, super picky eater, doesn't always like the
fact that can make some healthier meals. Sometimes he doesn't
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want chicken and rice. Sometimes he says it. I've had
to pull him aside. When your mother makes dinner for you,
you show gratitude one and if you don't like it,
shut your friggin mouth, eat and be quiet. You don't
have to voice every single thought that comes into your head.
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Donald Trump is in the White House because of affordability
because of the economy, the jobs market, and immigration. Every
single pull showed it. That's what he ran on. That's
what put him in the White House. Please stop telling
Americans they're too stupid to learn how to make chips.
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I don't know who is currently advising the White House.
Maybe this is just Trump's thing, he says, Oh man,
maybe it's business leaders around him. I don't know who
is currently saying this, but please for the play in
the name of a just merciful gun, stop telling Americans
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they're too dumb. We need more foreigners. Do you know
what that sounds like to my normy neighbors who have
their college graduate sons living in their basement. It doesn't
sound good. I'm gonna move on. I'm gonna attempt to
move on. I told you, just had to get that
off my chest. Please stop saying this. Okay, here we go,
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so had to get that out. I'm better now, Chris,
I told you, I'm better now. It's a little bit upset.
Now we're good to go. We'll be back The Jesse
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good time as we always do, answering questions, riffing on things. Yeah, look,
I already said the messaging needs to change. We have
to stop with this line about how we have to
bring in more foreigners. Let's stick with this kind of messaging.
This is the kind of messaging that gives people hope,
that makes people think this administration is correctly prioritizing them.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
The President uses the number twenty trillion in terms of
total investments, and I think that those commitments are real.
And whether it's corporate investment, whether it's a Japanese trade
deal or they're going to put in five hundred and
fifty billion, whether it's the Korean trade deal with three
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hundred and fifty billion, whether it's Apple saying that they're
going to reshore. I believe that they may be up
to five hundred billion, So you know, it's investments like
we've never seen.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And just put that in. Okay, good, that's inspirational. Good,
there's money coming in. You know what that says to Americans.
You might not have a job today, you might not
be making ends meet today, It's going to get better.
We're building things up. That's good messaging. This, this is
good message.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
So the non barn payrolls number coming in at one
hundred and nineteen thousand. One are nineteen thousand, the estimate
was fifty thousand. Private sector jobs coming in at ninety
seven thousand. The estimate was fifty factory jobs. We saw
a loss of six thousand government jobs. Again of twenty
two thousand. Average work week all private workers thirty four
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point two hours. Average hourly earnings annually up three point
eight percent, a little bit better than expected.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yes, Yes, we have investments coming, people are getting hired,
things are getting better. We think things are going to
ramp up. This is what the American people need to hear,
the normies need to hear. Let's with that, and let's
take whatever this messaging is and let's fly over. I
understand there's a huge volcanic explosion right now in Indonesia.
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Let's take this messaging and put it down a single
piece of paper, and let's take a flight over to
Indonesia and fly right over the top of the active
volcano and let's drop this messaging in there and never
think about it ever again. This messaging Indonesia.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
H one B visa thing will not be a big
priority for your administration because if you want to raise
wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with
tens of thousands or hundreds of And.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
We also do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
When we're gone to your talent and you know you
don't we don't have talent.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
People now you don't have you don't have certain talents,
and you have to people have to learn. You can't
take people off an unemployed like an unemployment line and
say I'm going to put you into a factory who
we're going to make missiles.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
We don't have the talent. Let's that needs to go
to Indonesia. That's right into the volcano headline. Gen Z
delaying home ownership, and it's affecting other life decisions, life
decisions like getting married, having kids. The average age of
a homeowner continues to climb into the fifties. I just
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saw another stat that said it's flirting with sixty years old.
I'm not at all blaming Donald Trump for that. All
I'm asking for is that the White House understand that
the midterms are coming. Twenty twenty eight is coming in
normal people are struggling they have seen prices go up,
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they have seen their standard of living go down. The
jobs market is dreadful right now, especially for young college graduates,
especially for them, the jobs market is bad. I saw
another statistic, well below half of college graduates have found
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employment at this time. You know what that is. That's
not only an angry twenty five year old. That's an
angry set of parents who just dropped one hundred thousand
dollars on a college education. That's right, Chris, They're talking
to their friends. There is a large amount of dissatisfaction
with life right now, well beyond political issues that you
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and I both care about, well beyond that kitchen table
issues are not landing well for Americans right now. When
Americans are sitting around with their neighbors, with their friends
at church, having dinner at night, they are not swapping
stories about how wonderful life is right now. They're complaining.
They're complaining about the cost of life, the jobs market. Again,
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I'm not laying this at Trump's feet. I'm not laying
the market. I'm not laying all this stuff at Trump's
feet at all. I'm really genuinely not. But just like
I screamed about when Joe Biden was president. You have
got to be careful what you say to people when
people are down and out and not making it. Joe
Biden went with the line of the economy's great, your
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reporters just aren't reporting on it. That takes someone who's
already down and kicks dirt in their face. It doesn't
land well, does not land well, and Democrats got creamed
on that issue, creamed because it doesn't land well. Don't
tell people that have it good when they don't feel
like they have it good. Don't tell people they're too
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stupid so we need another fifty thousand people from India
to come into the country. Don't tell people h one
b's are highly skilled because they're not. Those are low
skilled workers. And definitely don't try to sell people on
the line that people who come over here on a
visa turn around and go back home because they want to.
The vast majority of illegals in this country are visa overstays.
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They get here, they get established here, and they never
freaking leave. Now I will finally move on. Let's do
some emails next. I wish I could sit here and
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So it's I'm going to read you a story that's
wonderful but also aggravating. It's a story from the Associated Press.
Remember the Associated Press is a disgusting communist rag and
has been for a long time. The headline is migrants
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love how they call him That thought they were in
court for a routine hearing. Instead it was a deportation trap,
and they even described Look, there's a bunch of stories,
but here's one I love this one. Nearby, a Cuban
man who had lived in the United States for years
stepped into stepped from an elevator and into the courtroom
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where the government lawyer was waiting for what the man
thought was a routine hearing. The man was doing what
the law required and brought along his wife, a legal resident,
and their seven month old infant. Oh then the lawyer
quickly moved to have the man's asylum claim dismissed, and
the judge agreed, making the man eligible for expedited removal.
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As he left the courtroom, the man was swarm by
plain clothes immigration agents who had been surveilling him. A
struggle ensued, and the wife's shouts could be heard from
the hallway as the lawyer moved on to the next case. So,
before I get to the Trump portion of this, which
is wonderful, actually going to pay him a big fat
(21:29):
compliment after ranting and raving it's aggravating beyond belief to
me that our court system, our media, and apparently the
entire world just thinks you should come here no matter what,
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and you should be able to stay here. This is
the whole point of immigration hearings, to decide whether or
not you can stay or have to go. But for
so long these hearings either didn't happen, or they would
have a hearing and just let them all stay. Now,
the idea that you would decide he has to go
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is just horrifying to everybody in the country. When not
to you, horrifying to the media, horrifying to the illegals
who are here. What what do you mean I have
to leave? You're supposed to let everyone stay. The sense
of entitlement everybody seems to have to reside in the
United States of America drives me up the freaking wall. Yes,
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you're here illegally. No, your asylum claim is not valid. Goodbye.
That's how it's supposed to work. Boom hearing, Gone see you.
And another part of this right because they do deserve credit.
As I've discussed, they are building a deportation machine that
will take time, but they are working on it. Quote.
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Over the past nine months, the Trump administration has fired
almost ninety immigration judges seen by Trump's allies as too lenient.
They are cleaning out the immigration court system of all
the filthy communists who are sitting there, who allow all
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these people to come in and stay in. They are
building the deportation machine, and I want to applaud them
for it. And as I've mentioned, even though I'm going
to get frustrated from time to time as I just did,
as long as I see the deportation machine being built
and being used, the Trump administration is going to be
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all right. In my book, I am going to criticize
when I get mad. That's always going to happen. If
you don't like it, too bad, so sad, change a channel.
But as long as they are committed to getting these
foreigners end mass out of the country, I'm a supporter.
I am. We just have to we have to work
on some messaging things. When you get up and tell
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people Americans are too stupid, we need more foreigners. That's bad,
all right, It's these some emails. We have to clear
out some room. Tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday. Jesse, can
you explain how murders don't stop after guns are gone
in the UK and how stabbings and machetes Listen, Okay,
(24:21):
I know what he's saying. We were going off about
guns yesterday, because we played that young communist woman who
was talking about giving up your guns. And in response,
whenever communists have tried to confiscate our guns here in America,
the right has attempted to argue in good faith with them.
(24:41):
Have you ever done this? You ever found yourself doing this?
I've done it. I'm not pointing fingers, meaning you start.
You start arguments like this, well they have gun laws
in Chicago, and they have all these murders, Clearly they
don't work. Or you say something like this guy said, well, no,
that they ban guns in the but now people are
just getting stabbed. Or you'll bring up logic, you'll bring
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up facts, and you know why you do that, because
you think you're dealing with someone who shares your value system,
and you think you're dealing with someone who's being honest
about what they want and what they believe. You think
your liberal aunt Peggy, you think she actually wants school
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shootings to stop, or that that's her motivation. You think
she actually wants people to stop being murdered, or that
that's her motivation. And if you just present her with
enough logic, enough black and white facts, that she'll realized
that what she wants actually doesn't help save the kids
or doesn't help make the country safe. And eventually, if
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you use enough logic with her, she'll get it. The
light will come on. Well, they have murders in the UK,
but you don't understand what you're dealing with. She doesn't
care about mass shootings. She doesn't get sad when there's
another classroom full of dead kids. She doesn't get sad
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when she hears the murder statistics going up in this
city or that stayed across the country. She does not
sit and fret about this murder or that thing, or
that is not her motivation at all. She's very, very
upset that the opponents of the revolution are armed. That's
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her motivation. That's her motivation in you. I don't care
how many statistics you bring her on guns or the
band guns here or they ban guns there. And it
didn't work. No matter how many statistics you've brought her.
It's never worked, has it? Black and white facts? It
doesn't work, does it? You know why it doesn't work
because you're arguing with something she's not even really saying.
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She's lying. She's a communist, communist about everything at all times,
just don't care about the mass shooting. She cares about
you being able to stop her from sending you to
a goo leg for not getting your tenth booster shot.
That's what upsets her. The communist revolutionaries in the United
States of America, that'd be democrats, are fighting a revolution
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to burn your country down. The thing they have to
have in order to complete this revolution, they have to
disarm their political opponents. Every communist who's ever taken power
has disarmed their political opponents first. For decades, well over
fifty years, democrats in this country have sought to find
(27:39):
a way to disarm you. And it's not to stop murders.
It's to stop you. That's what they're interested in stopping you.
And it's so hard to accept that. And because we
don't understand that motivation, because we accept their lies at
face value, we try to have an argument with them
using this logic or these facts. But there's a reason
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it's never worked. I'll tell you something. It's gonna blow
you away. Your liberal aunt Peggy knows gun laws don't work.
She knows, she knows about the murder numbers in Chicago
and all the other she knows. She gets it. She
understands completely your liberal aunt Peggy in the wake of
(28:23):
the latest school shooting. She knows that the gun that
a new gun law wouldn't have prevented him from getting it,
that you can bring all that, she knows you're getting
her motivation wrong. That's the problem. You're correct in your arguments.
What you're not understanding is your opponent, liberal aunt Peggy
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wants to hurt you, or she at least wants the
freedom to hurt you if you don't do what you're
told your gun prevents her from doing that. They will
always be after your guns for that reason and that
reason alone. All right, now, we'll be back.
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(32:08):
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They choose well. My youngest Luke, he wanted to name
(32:28):
his fish butt snake, because boys are insanely immature in
anything that has the word butt in it, they find hilarious.
Bob and I expressly forbid him from naming his fish
butt snake. So instead he named his fish Buttery. That
is an important part of the story to remember. Buttery
(32:50):
is the name of the fish. All right, Buttery, that's
the name. Now fast forward my oldest son, who actually
took great care of his fish. It died on him
three weeks. All right, that's the way life goes. We've
all had to bury a dog, bury a cat. That's
where it goes. My youngest son who had Buttery, Luke,
he never took care of his fish. He always forgot
(33:13):
to feed it. I think that fish ate like once
a week and the dagcon thing would not die. It
was like resputant. We were waiting. Ob and I were
dying for the fish to die. We wanted the fish
to die because we actually had a trip coming up.
We were going back to back to Ohio for Christmas.
That's where her family is, actually lots of my family.
We were going back there for Christmas time, and we
(33:34):
didn't want to have to pay somebody to come over
to the house and feed the stupid frigging fish that
the kid doesn't even care about. But the daggon fish
won't die. He doesn't care about it, he doesn't feed it.
And this thing is a warrior. Okay. I was selling
our v's at the time, and I could not take
that much time off of work because you got to
sell to eat. It's a bott of mine. I had
(33:55):
to pay bills. Bob is leaving before me with the
kids a couple of days before me, and we talk
and we decide, hey, once I leave. Now, Ob and
I had this discussion together. Once she leaves, I'm gonna
flush the to the fish down the toilet. I'm just
(34:17):
we'll tell him he died. I'm gonna flush the fish
down the toilet. Bob agrees to this. Okay, she takes off.
I flushed the fish right before I take off. I
gave him another couple of days. I even fed him,
and then I sent him out to the ocean or
wherever those pipes lead. I don't know. I watched finding Nemo.
Flushed him down the toilet. No big deal. Go back
(34:38):
to Ohio for Christmas, Come back home. We are home
for twenty four to forty eight hours. And that's an
important thing to understand too. It's not like he went
running in the house looking for his fish. He finally
notices his fish is gone. He says, where's my fish?
And I said, buddy, I flushed him down the toilet.
(35:00):
The fish is gone. I just gave it to him
right between the eyes. He's looking at me, and he
sees Ob looking at him. She's very clearly trying to
decide how is he gonna handle this. He takes a
long time, and then he starts breaking down, crying, crying.
She immediately starts glaring at me, as if it's all
(35:23):
my fault. He runs and jumps into her arms and
starts sobbing on her chest. She's glaring daggers at me
from across the room, and I said, up, he's lying.
This is a put on. He's manipulating you. And he
stops for a second. She can't see him, and kind
of gives me this look that he's afraid because he
(35:45):
knows I found him out. But then he goes back
to crying louder. He actually turns the volume up and
she said, no, he loved that fish. And I said, really, hey, Luke,
what was the fish's name? He freezes again in fear
and his mind starts churning. I ask him again, Luke,
(36:08):
what was the fish's name? And he's sobbing, fake sobbing,
and he goes swimmy. He didn't even know the name
of the fish that I flushed down the toilet. He
cried so hard in her chest. We were at pet
Smart that day, buying them a lizard. It was a
(36:32):
bearded dragon, which again they didn't take care of, so
we had to give it away eventually to somebody who
actually wanted to feed it and take it out of
the thing and whatnot? What Chris, when am I on?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Now?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
No, it's just Fred, No, there's nothing else. There's just
oh and James has a snake here, But James is
the responsible one. James takes care of his snake. He
takes it out, he feeds it, he cleans it up.
James is fine, swimmy. So that's the story of the fish. Okay,
I flushed the fish down the toilet, all right there,
(37:05):
All right. So there's a couple things we're gonna go
over next hour. I'm going to get to some emails
at some point in time, but we're going to talk
about these snap funds, basically welfare. We're going to talk
about the human trafficking that was enabled by the Biden administration, astronauts,
the people fired in the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination,
(37:26):
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A Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday.
We are almost there. Hold On for one more day.
That was a great song. I think it was an
eighties song. Either way, hold on for one more day.
We're almost to the end of the week and we
(00:20):
have a huge show for you tonight on the Jesse
Kelly Show. Although I am a touch upset, I'm going
to try to get that out right in the opening
here there was something Trump said again today. I'm gonna
try to get it out of my system. Once I
get it out of my system, we will bounce around
to so many other things. We're gonna talk about emails, astronauts,
(00:44):
people blowing snap funding, people not buying homes. A bunch
of people got fired in the wake of Charlie Kirk's murder,
and the media is mad about it, our court system
being a ratchet. All that and so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. In fact, Chris,
that I think of it, probably should have done this
(01:04):
before the show. Grab that Trump line from Laura Ingram
where he was talking about the h one b's and
the foreigners and things like that. And I want to say,
as Chris digs that up. I want I want to
say something we've talked before about how you are a
(01:25):
political person. I'm a political person. So we're going to
vote in a different way than the normies. And you
know that you're different. I'm different. We're not the norm
we're not the muti wority, We're the hyper political people.
I got that. But you know, when I knew Democrats
were in serious, serious trouble before the last election. When
(01:47):
I knew they were in serious trouble, I hung out.
You know, I hang out with normal people. I don't
live in DC, I don't live in New York City.
I do not hang out with other radio hosts or
politicians or lobbyists or anything like that. I hang out
with normal people who do normal things. Many of them
are close to my age, which is obvious. People usually
(02:09):
hang out with people close to their age. So I'm
forty four. Most of the people I hang out with
have children, and the frustration and fear they had for
the jobs market for their children was palpable. The frustrations
(02:31):
they would talk about, and some of their kids are
just dynamite students. They would talk about. He graduated, he's
put out fifteen hundred resumes, he can't get a return
phone call. He's gonna move back into the home. This
is not one neighbor, this is the majority of my
friend circle. My daughter can't find anything, my son can't
find anything. She's moving back home. He's trying to find
(02:52):
a job, she's waiting tables. It was everywhere in my
friend's circle. Americans were doing everything quote the right way.
Graduated sometimes it was high school, trade school. Now the
trade school guys obviously fared better. But the ones went
on went to college, graduated good degrees. We're not talking
(03:13):
basket weaving or any black studies that, we're talking good degrees.
And they couldn't find anything, and they were so mad,
and they were as signing blame. Every day there was
a news story about how many foreigners Joe Biden was
coming in and that night they're talking to Aiden, Shaden
and Braden and Aiden Jaden and Braiden can't find a job.
And they're as parents, not political people, as parents, they
(03:37):
were furious, furious. I knew Democrats were in serious trouble
going into that election because of the parent factor, the
kitchen table factor. Now you remember, I think it was
earlier this week when Trump sat down with Laura Ingram
(03:57):
and said, this.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
H one visa thing will not be a big priority
for your administration, because if you want to raise wages
for American workers, you can't flood the country with tens
of thousands or hundreds.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Of Also, do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
When we're gone your talent and you know we don't
have talented people.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
No, you don't have You don't have certain talents, and
you have to people have to learn. You can't take
people off an unimploiment like an unemployment line and say
I'm going to put you into a factory. We're going
to make missiles.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
H one bees are not highly skilled people. And everyone
knows this. Now that's O ones, that's an O one visa.
That's a totally different thing. H one bees are low skilled,
entry level. Do you know what Normany's heard when Donald
Trump said, hey, Aid and Jaden and Braiden, who doesn't
(04:54):
have it? We've got to go get some Indians. You
know how that landed? Not? Well, I'll tell you that much. Well,
those same normy friends of mine are upset. Okay, one
bad interview. Let's the White House clearly heard the backlash
from you, from me, from the normies. Surely he's going
(05:16):
to drop that line, right because parents don't want to
hear that. People struggling to find work, they don't want
to hear that. That's that's a really bad line. You
Americans are too dumb. We got to go bring it
in some more foreigners. Bad line, all right, Yeah, a
bad moment, it happens. This is Trump today to.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Bring people to get those plants opened. We want you
to do that, and we want those people to teach
our people how to make computer chips and how to
make other things. You can't come in, and I'm explaining
you can't come in open up a massive computer chip
factory for billions and billions of dollars like is being
(05:55):
done in Arizona, and think you're going to hire people
off an unemployment line to run it. They're going to
have to bring thousands of people with them, and I'm
going to welcome those people.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Now.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I love my conservative friends, I love MAGA, but this
is MAGA. And those people are going to teach our
people how to make computer chips, and in a short
period of time, our people are.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Going to be doing great.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
And those people can go home where they probably always
want to be. You know, when people are born someplace,
they tend to want to go.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And we have the greatest country in the world, but
they want to go. And what Aiden Jaden and Braiden
can't be taught how to make chips, that's basic company training.
Aiden Jaden and Braiden can't run a forklift, can't be
(06:54):
taught how to push buttons on a machine. That's ridiculous.
And not only is it ridiculous, it's political suicide. The
coalition that elected Donald Trump is large, and there are
all different parts of the coalition with different motivations, there's
(07:17):
no question about that. But the stop this immigration coalition
is probably the biggest part of it. And the only
other part of the coalition that can compare is the
I need a job, I'm not making ends meet coalition,
and these kinds of statements.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Manage to offend both of them. We have a mid
term election coming in twenty twenty six, less than a year.
The United States of America will go to the polls
and decide who they want to run the House of
Representatives and one third of the Senate. If Democrats get
(07:59):
enough votes in the House of Representatives, they're going to
impeach Donald Trump every fifteen minutes for fun. They've already
announced it. They won't even have a choice. Their base
will demand it. And if the next year is Donald
Trump telling Americans they're too stupid to make chips, we
have to have low skilled people from India by the
(08:20):
thousand come in and teach us, poor dumb American oaks
how to make things. We are going to get slaughtered
in twenty twenty six. It's going to be you and
me on election night, crying in our beer, wondering what
went wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Even if even if I get I'll give miss even
if he believes it, you don't say it. You don't
say it. I got to have this conversation with my son,
my youngest son, super picky eater, doesn't always like the
fact that can make some healthier meals. Sometimes he doesn't
(08:59):
want chicken and rice. Sometimes he says it. I've had
to pull him aside. When your mother makes dinner for you,
you show gratitude one and if you don't like it,
shut your friggin mouth, eat and be quiet. You don't
have to voice every single thought that comes into your head.
(09:24):
Donald Trump is in the White House because of affordability
because of the economy, the jobs market, and immigration. Every
single pull showed it. That's what he ran on. That's
what put him in the White House. Please stop telling
Americans they're too stupid to learn how to make chips.
(09:45):
I don't know who is currently advising the White House.
Maybe this is just Trump's thing, he says, Oh man,
maybe it's business leaders around him. I don't know who
is currently saying this, but please for the play in
the name of a just merciful gun, stop telling Americans
(10:06):
they're too dumb. We need more foreigners. Do you know
what that sounds like to my normy neighbors who have
their college graduate sons living in their basement. It doesn't
sound good. I'm gonna move on. I'm gonna attempt to
move on. I told you, just had to get that
off my chest. Please stop saying this. Okay, here we go,
(10:33):
so had to get that out. I'm better now, Chris,
I told you, I'm better now. It's a little bit upset.
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good time as we always do, answering questions, riffing on things. Yeah, look,
I already said the messaging needs to change. We have
to stop with this line about how we have to
bring in more foreigners. Let's stick with this kind of messaging.
This is the kind of messaging that gives people hope,
that makes people think this administration is correctly prioritizing them.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
The President uses the number twenty trillion in terms of
total investments, and I think that those commitments are real.
And whether it's corporate investment, whether it's a Japanese trade
deal or they're going to put in five hundred and
fifty billion, whether it's the Korean trade deal with three
(13:47):
hundred and fifty billion, whether it's Apple saying that they're
going to reshore. I believe that they may be up
to five hundred billion, So you know, it's investments like
we've never seen.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And just put that in. Okay, good, that's inspirational. Good,
there's money coming in. You know what that says to Americans.
You might not have a job today, you might not
be making ends meet today, It's going to get better.
We're building things up. That's good messaging. This, this is
good message.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
So the non barn payrolls number coming in at one
hundred and nineteen thousand. One are nineteen thousand, the estimate
was fifty thousand. Private sector jobs coming in at ninety
seven thousand. The estimate was fifty factory jobs. We saw
a loss of six thousand government jobs. Again of twenty
two thousand. Average work week all private workers thirty four
(14:38):
point two hours. Average hourly earnings annually up three point
eight percent, a little bit better than expected.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yes, Yes, we have investments coming, people are getting hired,
things are getting better. We think things are going to
ramp up. This is what the American people need to hear,
the normies need to hear. Let's with that, and let's
take whatever this messaging is and let's fly over. I
understand there's a huge volcanic explosion right now in Indonesia.
(15:09):
Let's take this messaging and put it down a single
piece of paper, and let's take a flight over to
Indonesia and fly right over the top of the active
volcano and let's drop this messaging in there and never
think about it ever again. This messaging Indonesia.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
H one B visa thing will not be a big
priority for your administration because if you want to raise
wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with
tens of thousands or hundreds of And.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
We also do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
When we're gone to your talent and you know you
don't we don't have talent.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
People now you don't have you don't have certain talents,
and you have to people have to learn. You can't
take people off an unemployed like an unemployment line and
say I'm going to put you into a factory who
we're going to make missiles.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
We don't have the talent. Let's that needs to go
to Indonesia. That's right into the volcano headline. Gen Z
delaying home ownership, and it's affecting other life decisions, life
decisions like getting married, having kids. The average age of
a homeowner continues to climb into the fifties. I just
(16:18):
saw another stat that said it's flirting with sixty years old.
I'm not at all blaming Donald Trump for that. All
I'm asking for is that the White House understand that
the midterms are coming. Twenty twenty eight is coming in
normal people are struggling they have seen prices go up,
(16:42):
they have seen their standard of living go down. The
jobs market is dreadful right now, especially for young college graduates,
especially for them, the jobs market is bad. I saw
another statistic, well below half of college graduates have found
(17:02):
employment at this time. You know what that is. That's
not only an angry twenty five year old. That's an
angry set of parents who just dropped one hundred thousand
dollars on a college education. That's right, Chris, They're talking
to their friends. There is a large amount of dissatisfaction
with life right now, well beyond political issues that you
(17:24):
and I both care about, well beyond that kitchen table
issues are not landing well for Americans right now. When
Americans are sitting around with their neighbors, with their friends
at church, having dinner at night, they are not swapping
stories about how wonderful life is right now. They're complaining.
They're complaining about the cost of life, the jobs market. Again,
(17:47):
I'm not laying this at Trump's feet. I'm not laying
the market. I'm not laying all this stuff at Trump's
feet at all. I'm really genuinely not. But just like
I screamed about when Joe Biden was president. You have
got to be careful what you say to people when
people are down and out and not making it. Joe
Biden went with the line of the economy's great, your
(18:09):
reporters just aren't reporting on it. That takes someone who's
already down and kicks dirt in their face. It doesn't
land well, does not land well, and Democrats got creamed
on that issue, creamed because it doesn't land well. Don't
tell people that have it good when they don't feel
like they have it good. Don't tell people they're too
(18:32):
stupid so we need another fifty thousand people from India
to come into the country. Don't tell people h one
b's are highly skilled because they're not. Those are low
skilled workers. And definitely don't try to sell people on
the line that people who come over here on a
visa turn around and go back home because they want to.
The vast majority of illegals in this country are visa overstays.
(18:55):
They get here, they get established here, and they never
freaking leave. Now I will finally move on. Let's do
some emails next. I wish I could sit here and
tell you that it was the people behind the scenes
that make this show great that it's Chris or it's Corey.
But I can't lie to you. The truth is they're
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So it's I'm going to read you a story that's
wonderful but also aggravating. It's a story from the Associated Press.
Remember the Associated Press is a disgusting communist rag and
has been for a long time. The headline is migrants
(20:21):
love how they call him That thought they were in
court for a routine hearing. Instead it was a deportation trap,
and they even described Look, there's a bunch of stories,
but here's one I love this one. Nearby, a Cuban
man who had lived in the United States for years
stepped into stepped from an elevator and into the courtroom
(20:43):
where the government lawyer was waiting for what the man
thought was a routine hearing. The man was doing what
the law required and brought along his wife, a legal resident,
and their seven month old infant. Oh then the lawyer
quickly moved to have the man's asylum claim dismissed, and
the judge agreed, making the man eligible for expedited removal.
(21:07):
As he left the courtroom, the man was swarm by
plain clothes immigration agents who had been surveilling him. A
struggle ensued, and the wife's shouts could be heard from
the hallway as the lawyer moved on to the next case. So,
before I get to the Trump portion of this, which
is wonderful, actually going to pay him a big fat
(21:29):
compliment after ranting and raving it's aggravating beyond belief to
me that our court system, our media, and apparently the
entire world just thinks you should come here no matter what,
(21:49):
and you should be able to stay here. This is
the whole point of immigration hearings, to decide whether or
not you can stay or have to go. But for
so long these hearings either didn't happen, or they would
have a hearing and just let them all stay. Now,
the idea that you would decide he has to go
(22:11):
is just horrifying to everybody in the country. When not
to you, horrifying to the media, horrifying to the illegals
who are here. What what do you mean I have
to leave? You're supposed to let everyone stay. The sense
of entitlement everybody seems to have to reside in the
United States of America drives me up the freaking wall. Yes,
(22:35):
you're here illegally. No, your asylum claim is not valid. Goodbye.
That's how it's supposed to work. Boom hearing, Gone see you.
And another part of this right because they do deserve credit.
As I've discussed, they are building a deportation machine that
will take time, but they are working on it. Quote.
(22:57):
Over the past nine months, the Trump administration has fired
almost ninety immigration judges seen by Trump's allies as too lenient.
They are cleaning out the immigration court system of all
the filthy communists who are sitting there, who allow all
(23:18):
these people to come in and stay in. They are
building the deportation machine, and I want to applaud them
for it. And as I've mentioned, even though I'm going
to get frustrated from time to time as I just did,
as long as I see the deportation machine being built
and being used, the Trump administration is going to be
(23:40):
all right. In my book, I am going to criticize
when I get mad. That's always going to happen. If
you don't like it, too bad, so sad, change a channel.
But as long as they are committed to getting these
foreigners end mass out of the country, I'm a supporter.
I am. We just have to we have to work
on some messaging things. When you get up and tell
(24:01):
people Americans are too stupid, we need more foreigners. That's bad,
all right, It's these some emails. We have to clear
out some room. Tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday. Jesse, can
you explain how murders don't stop after guns are gone
in the UK and how stabbings and machetes Listen, Okay,
(24:21):
I know what he's saying. We were going off about
guns yesterday, because we played that young communist woman who
was talking about giving up your guns. And in response,
whenever communists have tried to confiscate our guns here in America,
the right has attempted to argue in good faith with them.
(24:41):
Have you ever done this? You ever found yourself doing this?
I've done it. I'm not pointing fingers, meaning you start.
You start arguments like this, well they have gun laws
in Chicago, and they have all these murders, Clearly they
don't work. Or you say something like this guy said, well, no,
that they ban guns in the but now people are
just getting stabbed. Or you'll bring up logic, you'll bring
(25:05):
up facts, and you know why you do that, because
you think you're dealing with someone who shares your value system,
and you think you're dealing with someone who's being honest
about what they want and what they believe. You think
your liberal aunt Peggy, you think she actually wants school
(25:27):
shootings to stop, or that that's her motivation. You think
she actually wants people to stop being murdered, or that
that's her motivation. And if you just present her with
enough logic, enough black and white facts, that she'll realized
that what she wants actually doesn't help save the kids
or doesn't help make the country safe. And eventually, if
(25:48):
you use enough logic with her, she'll get it. The
light will come on. Well, they have murders in the UK,
but you don't understand what you're dealing with. She doesn't
care about mass shootings. She doesn't get sad when there's
another classroom full of dead kids. She doesn't get sad
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when she hears the murder statistics going up in this
city or that stayed across the country. She does not
sit and fret about this murder or that thing, or
that is not her motivation at all. She's very, very
upset that the opponents of the revolution are armed. That's
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her motivation. That's her motivation in you. I don't care
how many statistics you bring her on guns or the
band guns here or they ban guns there. And it
didn't work. No matter how many statistics you've brought her.
It's never worked, has it? Black and white facts? It
doesn't work, does it? You know why it doesn't work
because you're arguing with something she's not even really saying.
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She's lying. She's a communist, communist about everything at all times,
just don't care about the mass shooting. She cares about
you being able to stop her from sending you to
a goo leg for not getting your tenth booster shot.
That's what upsets her. The communist revolutionaries in the United
States of America, that'd be democrats, are fighting a revolution
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to burn your country down. The thing they have to
have in order to complete this revolution, they have to
disarm their political opponents. Every communist who's ever taken power
has disarmed their political opponents first. For decades, well over
fifty years, democrats in this country have sought to find
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a way to disarm you. And it's not to stop murders.
It's to stop you. That's what they're interested in stopping you.
And it's so hard to accept that. And because we
don't understand that motivation, because we accept their lies at
face value, we try to have an argument with them
using this logic or these facts. But there's a reason
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it's never worked. I'll tell you something. It's gonna blow
you away. Your liberal aunt Peggy knows gun laws don't work.
She knows, she knows about the murder numbers in Chicago
and all the other she knows. She gets it. She
understands completely your liberal aunt Peggy in the wake of
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the latest school shooting. She knows that the gun that
a new gun law wouldn't have prevented him from getting it,
that you can bring all that, she knows you're getting
her motivation wrong. That's the problem. You're correct in your arguments.
What you're not understanding is your opponent, liberal aunt Peggy
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wants to hurt you, or she at least wants the
freedom to hurt you if you don't do what you're
told your gun prevents her from doing that. They will
always be after your guns for that reason and that
reason alone. All right, now, we'll be back.
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com ask me anything. It's gonna be fun as it
always is, So we're gonna get to what Sean Duffy
had to say about air travel and how people dress
and stuff like that. But I thought maybe it would
be a good time to take a little bit of
a break, just a lit little brief break, because I
realized we have all these new stations and new new ears,
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new listeners, and we're on serious XM now on the
Megan Kelly channel, which is amazing. So we just we're
the show's growing, which is really weird. I have no idea.
What's wrong with you? Why don't you have any Anyway,
the show's growing. And I got this email, and honestly,
it made me laugh. Dear Emperor of Robes, my wife
and I use the Jesse promo code to officially become
puretalk You for life. You weren't kidding. It was so
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easy and nice to talk to them and sign up nice.
I love that now that we are pure talkers. My
sound request is you telling your son's dead fish story again?
That always makes me cry laughing. You can say my
wife's in him and his wife's name Heidi and Brad.
All right, So here it is. I've told this story
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a few times before. When my boys were younger. I
do not remember the ages they were. I would guess
we're talking four and six, five and seven somewhere in there.
They were younger, they wanted a pet terribly, like boys do.
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My oldest son, James, at that time, had a pet
hair allergy. He's kind of over it, he has it
a little bit, but he had a pet hair allergy
where it hives and make his eyes swell up. Nothing horrible,
but you're not gonna get a dog. So we decided
we were going to get them fish. We were going
to get them fish. They each got a fish, betas
(32:08):
is what they were called. And the just looked like
goldfish to me, but they were betas. We get them
fish at the pet store. They're very excited. They had
to name their fish. Okay, they had to name their fish.
They choose well. My youngest Luke, he wanted to name
(32:28):
his fish butt snake, because boys are insanely immature in
anything that has the word butt in it, they find hilarious.
Bob and I expressly forbid him from naming his fish
butt snake. So instead he named his fish Buttery. That
is an important part of the story to remember. Buttery
(32:50):
is the name of the fish. All right, Buttery, that's
the name. Now fast forward my oldest son, who actually
took great care of his fish. It died on him
three weeks. All right, that's the way life goes. We've
all had to bury a dog, bury a cat. That's
where it goes. My youngest son who had Buttery, Luke,
he never took care of his fish. He always forgot
(33:13):
to feed it. I think that fish ate like once
a week and the dagcon thing would not die. It
was like resputant. We were waiting. Ob and I were
dying for the fish to die. We wanted the fish
to die because we actually had a trip coming up.
We were going back to back to Ohio for Christmas.
That's where her family is, actually lots of my family.
We were going back there for Christmas time, and we
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didn't want to have to pay somebody to come over
to the house and feed the stupid frigging fish that
the kid doesn't even care about. But the daggon fish
won't die. He doesn't care about it, he doesn't feed it.
And this thing is a warrior. Okay. I was selling
our v's at the time, and I could not take
that much time off of work because you got to
sell to eat. It's a bott of mine. I had
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to pay bills. Bob is leaving before me with the
kids a couple of days before me, and we talk
and we decide, hey, once I leave. Now, Ob and
I had this discussion together. Once she leaves, I'm gonna
flush the to the fish down the toilet. I'm just
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we'll tell him he died. I'm gonna flush the fish
down the toilet. Bob agrees to this. Okay, she takes off.
I flushed the fish right before I take off. I
gave him another couple of days. I even fed him,
and then I sent him out to the ocean or
wherever those pipes lead. I don't know. I watched finding Nemo.
Flushed him down the toilet. No big deal. Go back
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to Ohio for Christmas, Come back home. We are home
for twenty four to forty eight hours. And that's an
important thing to understand too. It's not like he went
running in the house looking for his fish. He finally
notices his fish is gone. He says, where's my fish?
And I said, buddy, I flushed him down the toilet.
(35:00):
The fish is gone. I just gave it to him
right between the eyes. He's looking at me, and he
sees Ob looking at him. She's very clearly trying to
decide how is he gonna handle this. He takes a
long time, and then he starts breaking down, crying, crying.
She immediately starts glaring at me, as if it's all
(35:23):
my fault. He runs and jumps into her arms and
starts sobbing on her chest. She's glaring daggers at me
from across the room, and I said, up, he's lying.
This is a put on. He's manipulating you. And he
stops for a second. She can't see him, and kind
of gives me this look that he's afraid because he
(35:45):
knows I found him out. But then he goes back
to crying louder. He actually turns the volume up and
she said, no, he loved that fish. And I said, really, hey, Luke,
what was the fish's name? He freezes again in fear
and his mind starts churning. I ask him again, Luke,
(36:08):
what was the fish's name? And he's sobbing, fake sobbing,
and he goes swimmy. He didn't even know the name
of the fish that I flushed down the toilet. He
cried so hard in her chest. We were at pet
Smart that day, buying them a lizard. It was a
(36:32):
bearded dragon, which again they didn't take care of, so
we had to give it away eventually to somebody who
actually wanted to feed it and take it out of
the thing and whatnot? What Chris, when am I on?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Now?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
No, it's just Fred, No, there's nothing else. There's just
oh and James has a snake here, But James is
the responsible one. James takes care of his snake. He
takes it out, he feeds it, he cleans it up.
James is fine, swimmy. So that's the story of the fish. Okay,
I flushed the fish down the toilet, all right there,
(37:05):
All right. So there's a couple things we're gonna go
over next hour. I'm going to get to some emails
at some point in time, but we're going to talk
about these snap funds, basically welfare. We're going to talk
about the human trafficking that was enabled by the Biden administration, astronauts,
the people fired in the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination,
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all that, so much more coming up in the next hour.
But first, before we do that, we're going to talk
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